1 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,432 Third day of high school and I, - 2 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:13,552 Victor Knudsen was hit by epidemic. 3 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:19,037 And we're not talking about your everyday epidemic like chicken pox. 4 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:23,313 - Or the flu. Nope, we're talking a case of total, incurable - 5 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,670 - "Anya-itis". 6 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,792 Hello, gorgeous. 7 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,319 It's not so much the fact - 8 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,478 - that she's the most beautiful girl in the history of the world. 9 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,910 It's that... well... 10 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,668 - Whassup, ladies? - Hey, Peter! 11 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,598 Why don't you boys go park my precious? 12 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,677 Sure thing, Peter. 13 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,110 If you scratch her, you die. 14 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,272 Open house this evening. Please come by. 15 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:14,355 Nothing feels quite like expensive wheels. Not even sex. 16 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,836 You ladies should stop by Nick and Ernie's party tonight, - 17 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,393 - it's gonna be off the hook. 18 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,831 Especially you mama. I'll make sure you're on the VIP list. 19 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,076 Take a hike, losers. 20 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,032 They'd never set foot at your retarded little party. 21 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,792 Yo, Vic! 22 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,633 Hey, Vic! 23 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,431 Is he even alive? 24 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,757 Come on, this is your big chance. 25 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,793 Never mind the fact that she's the world's most unattainable girl. 26 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,878 And that's... maybe her boyfriend. 27 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,913 Just walk on up to herand invite her to Ernie's party tonight. 28 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:55,159 So what if she's a Senior? Nothing. It means nothing. 29 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,950 Oh my god, what a smile! 30 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,468 I don't think we've been introduced. 31 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,069 Huh, no we haven't. 32 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:08,995 Those eyes... 33 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,957 My name's Vic... 34 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,072 "Viccup"? 35 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,871 That sure looks like your geek brother trying to score. 36 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,553 How freaking stupid can you be, trying to score a Senior? 37 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,718 Must run in the family. You wrote Paris Hilton, didn't you? 38 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,434 She's not a senior now, is she? 39 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,200 Besides, she's much more mature than high school chicks. 40 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,038 Right. 41 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,871 We could make the catastrophic film of the century... 42 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,718 ...about Victor and Anya. 43 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,195 "What not to do when one wants to get some ass". 44 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,391 We're gonna win Sundance! 45 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,160 You do the directing, I'll cast the floozies. 46 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,271 - Score! - Yeah! 47 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,510 I think Esmeralda is just about ready... 48 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,790 Adios, mamacita. 49 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,309 Now there's pussy in the air, boys. 50 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,274 - She sure does slide nicely. - Why Esmeralda? 51 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,914 We can name her Anya if you prefer. 52 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,269 What do you think Ernest? 53 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,517 This is America, we can all dream, right? 54 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:21,038 - Do you think she'll come? - Not the first few times. 55 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,310 Victor, my man, she's a senior. 56 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,875 You'd have a better chance trying to score Angelina Jolie. 57 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,231 I don't exactly think she walks around dreaming about a 15 year old - 58 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:33,069 - who's never had any, except his own right hand. 59 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,272 - Get lost, you little rug rat! - Alright, fine, I'll leave. 60 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:01,276 I'm sorry, - 61 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,755 - I thought you were my hideous little brother and his stupid camera. 62 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,555 I don't think Brian looks this great in a dress. 63 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,157 Very sexy. You're out for some trouble tonight, aren't you? 64 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,271 - Aren't I always? - Yeah. 65 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,558 - Anya's bedroom, take four. - Marker! 66 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,558 Brian and Zack, that's it!! Get the hell out of my room! 67 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,239 One more time from the top, Sis. 68 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:24,714 And maybe you could lose the bathrobe in this take? 69 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,592 Out now! 70 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:28,471 Keep that expression, Anya. 71 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,830 You're totally challenging Uma Thurman in Kill Bill! 72 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,439 Get out! Scram! 73 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,952 Come on Anya, get dressed. 74 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,958 The Froshes are having a party and we're crashing it! 75 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,513 What, Freshmen? 76 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,871 Sure you'll fit right in. They don't have sex either. 77 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:48,595 Thanks. 78 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,278 - Hey, Ernie! - What's up, baby? 79 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:24,111 No sandals next time, buddy. We're running a classy joint here. 80 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,951 Luckily, I'm in a good mood. Hello. 81 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,829 Wearing dancing shoes. 82 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:36,868 So, have you seen her yet? 83 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:41,039 If you are referring to your lady friend Anya, she was just here. 84 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,117 - I told her to take a hike. - You did what? 85 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,470 She didn't have an invitation, man. What do you want from me? 86 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,069 But she doesn't, she doesn't need a... a... 87 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,352 Bu, bu, but... Okay, geez, I'm just joking. 88 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,835 That broad has totally ruined your sense of humor. 89 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,838 Madames, proceed to the Garden of Eden. 90 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,793 Nice! 91 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,036 Yo, this place is packed with hotties. 92 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,073 Forget about Anya and just grab whatever you can get. 93 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,554 Which isn't a whole lot, - 94 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:08,513 - but, you know, there's gotta be someone desperate enough. 95 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:14,352 Man, you are a lost cause. Go make sure Ernie's still standing, will you? 96 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,429 Come on, lets just try to get into "Avalon" instead. 97 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,995 Peter just texted me and said it'd be happening tonight. 98 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,158 Peter should just be happy you are practicing on some toddlers. 99 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,952 Thanks for the confidence. 100 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:31,031 - Are you still scared? - Of what? 101 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,992 Of actually doing it with Peter. 102 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,918 No. 103 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:39,194 I mean, when we're alone together he's really nice and.... 104 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,516 He says all the right things, it's just... 105 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,188 Anya, if you don't wanna do it, you shouldn't do it. 106 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,834 I do want to, I'm ready! 107 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:52,468 I don't know. I guess I'm just not sure if he's the right one. 108 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:57,553 Listen, you can't just throw away a woman's greatest treasure, - 109 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,751 - just because he wants you to. 110 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:03,270 You have to wait for your one true love. 111 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,119 The one you're gonna marry. 112 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,760 - What was that? - It's in the Bible. 113 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,990 You guys ever hear of role playing? 114 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,872 You got it, doll. 115 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:30,552 Two of Ernie's famous home juice. 116 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,271 Get lost girls, Hanna Montana starts in 5 minutes. 117 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:39,994 What was that? 118 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,712 Hi... 119 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,390 Such a lovely dress you're wearing, Anya. 120 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,790 Nice fabric. They don't make them like that anymore. 121 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,991 I just bought it, so I guess they do. 122 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,189 Okay, Tom Ford, fashion week is over. 123 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,153 - I'm Victor. - Hi. 124 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,793 Are you coming or what? 125 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,434 It's the nicest dress I've seen all night. 126 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:15,197 Okay. 127 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,876 That freshie really liked your dress. 128 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,594 Hey, let's make a bet, whoever gets a freshie hooked first, - 129 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,189 - has to pick up the tab later on at Avalon. 130 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,038 You're on. 131 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,313 It's the nicest dress I've seen all night? 132 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:45,149 That's the dumbest thing I've said in my entire life! 133 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,235 Ooooh! 134 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,191 Freak out time! 135 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,836 Just, just, just walk up to her and say... 136 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,430 "Anya, baby, let's, let's groove. 137 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:30,158 I got some... R-rated moves for ya." 138 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,158 Dude, what are you doing in here, boy? 139 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,474 Okay. Don't mind me. 140 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,713 Hey, come on, close the door, it's not that big. 141 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,836 Or, is it? 142 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,558 Come on, you guys, walk! 143 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,751 You can do it. One foot afterthe other. 144 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,837 Don't tell me you're talking to yourfeet, Vic? 145 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:11,077 - No, I, I.... - Just go on up to her, man. Come on. 146 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,675 Just do it, Vic. 147 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,638 Do it, man, 148 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,836 Here comes your lover boy to comment on your dress again. 149 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,997 I sense your credit card's gonna hit the limit tonight. 150 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,996 Victor, my man, you obviously have something important to say. 151 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,559 I'm, I'm sorry, what was that? 152 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,514 Any hiccup experts in the house? 153 00:12:58,720 --> 00:12:59,789 I know a good trick. 154 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,988 Come on, you've tortured Victor long enough. 155 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:31,313 So Victor, do you want me to try to fix these hiccups of yours? 156 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:37,789 I'll give you a great, big kiss if you can do one more hiccup for me. 157 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,557 Victor? 158 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,591 Victor? 159 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,631 Victor! 160 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,229 So, what will it be, big boy? 161 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,591 Go, buddy! 162 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,199 I, I can't do it. 163 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,508 But the most important thing is that your hiccups are cured, right? 164 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,276 Guess I'm stuck paying the tab tonight. 165 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:42,678 That's the price you have to pay for having such a "lovely dress". 166 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:50,278 - Hey, I got the hiccups too! - No, no, no, no, I do! 167 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,994 She would have kissed me! 168 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,679 Zachary Jaaaaaaaaames!!!! 169 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,758 That's my name, don't wear it out. I got the copyright, lady. 170 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,838 You know I can't stand spiders! 171 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,678 Then it's a good thing it's made out of licorice. 172 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,269 Where did I go wrong? 173 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,711 - When you and dad were getting.... - Yes, thank you, young man. 174 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,316 Sounds like you woke up your mom, Zachary. 175 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,193 - Good morning. - Hi, Dad. 176 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,470 What about Victor? Is he up yet? 177 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,272 The old booze hound is hung over. 178 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,869 Oh, don't be silly. Your brother doesn't drink. 179 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,832 Yeah, and I don't dig girls over 18. 180 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,114 Victor, breakfast is ready! 181 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,034 Oh, good morning. 182 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,838 So son, any nice-looking girls there last night? 183 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,792 - Yeah, did you get any pussy? - Zachary! 184 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,036 You need to use a different language, young man! 185 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,437 Yes, mom. Hizole consigue coño? 186 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,151 Did you get to bump into any big jugs? 187 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,554 Stop it! 188 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,716 Back in my day, we called them melons. 189 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:30,989 Christian! 190 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,430 Well, some people did, but, no, no, not me. 191 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,039 You know, I better get back to work. 192 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,994 - Oh, don't forget this one. - Thank you, son. 193 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,435 See you. 194 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:45,349 So, what kind of trouble are you boys planning on getting into today? 195 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,959 Nothing out of the ordinary, - 196 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,037 - maybe knock over a liquor store, hit the titty bar. 197 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,593 Oh, that's great! 198 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:56,276 Hey, mom, did anyone call? 199 00:16:56,480 --> 00:17:00,155 No. Who would have called? 200 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,310 Oh, I don't know. 201 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,435 What if she's crazy about me, but just doesn't know it yet? 202 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,791 In theory she already kissed me. It's all subconscious. 203 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,553 She even smiled at me this morning. 204 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,592 Anya's the type who'd smile at a child molester. 205 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,313 If she likes you so much, why don't you go over and talk to her? 206 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,114 Well, she's sitting with all the Seniors. 207 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:27,278 What about that smart-ass Peter? Is she dating him or what? 208 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,040 No, I'm sure they're just really good friends. 209 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,913 Is Victor Knudsen really gonna go down in history... 210 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:37,398 ...as the Kentucky fried chicken who didn't dare fight for his own woman? 211 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,436 You're right. 212 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,030 No, time out, time out. Are you sure there are no hiccups on their way up? 213 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,229 I got it covered. 214 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,989 I didn't drink a single sip of water today, or yesterday. 215 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,796 Good luck, Titanic! 216 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,355 Can't you faint from dehydration? 217 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,229 What's up ladies? 218 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,713 Is this Candid Camera or did you just say "what's up ladies"? 219 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,274 I just wanted to say how great it was to see you at the party. 220 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,312 Me and my dress? 221 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,355 Don't you know little Freshmen aren't allowed at the seniortable? 222 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,232 Last I checked there was no reservation sign. 223 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,389 Listen, you punk, I don't know what you're trying to pull here. 224 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,192 But don't ever talk to any of us ever again - 225 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,550 - or I'll split your skull in two! 226 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,475 Go buy yourself a Hershey's kiss, kid. 227 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,638 No one in their right mind would ever give such a loser one for free. 228 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,476 - Nice one! - Huh? You like that? Like that? 229 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,749 Well done. 230 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,518 "Go buy yourself a Hershey's kiss, kid". 231 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,711 - Hurry up. - Relax already. 232 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,112 Check the stalls, will ya? 233 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,030 Clear. Make this quick. 234 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,029 I seem to remember you never liked it when I was too quick about it. 235 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:20,075 Look, I'm sick and tired of Anya and her unspoiled, virgin bullshit. 236 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,269 What is she trying to prove? 237 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,597 Don't worry, she knows she can't graduate a virgin. 238 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,028 She said that? 239 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,435 She said she wants to do it soon, and... 240 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,996 I told her the best way is to do it with someone with experience. 241 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,474 Someone who know's what he's doing. 242 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,715 Thanks for the compliment. Can't you - 243 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,478 - prepare her a bit? 244 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,911 - Prepare her, are you crazy?! - Just give her a few tips. 245 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,350 I'm going to her house on Wednesday while her parents are playing Bridge. 246 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,869 Seriously Peter, that's between you two. 247 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,709 I wanna see my girl happy and I am not pushing her to do it. 248 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,557 It was a lot easier with you back in the day. 249 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,557 All it took was a ride in the Precious Junior - 250 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,716 - and a twenty buck dinner. 251 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:07,151 Besides, when I've had Anya too, you girls can finally discuss sex. 252 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,874 So, I guess I'll basically be doing you a favor. 253 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,672 Chupa mi verga. 254 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,235 Keep talking dirty, baby. 255 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:23,314 Okay, Casanova. So you're gonna tell this girl you barely know - 256 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,478 - that she shouldn't sleep with her boyfriend even though she wants to? 257 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:30,958 Well, he's not really her boyfriend. But... yeah. 258 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,549 - Great plan, Vic. - 9>lt's not so bad. 259 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,554 - Ah, God, you're so young. - But Peter doesn't love her! 260 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,433 So? When did that become mandatory for love making? 261 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,790 Come on guys, her house isn't that far away. 262 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,388 - Hancock Park. - Oh, that's a rich neighborhood. 263 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,239 Yeah, I bought the address off Zack, he's friends with her little brother. 264 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,795 Doesn't that make you two practically related? 265 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:59,711 Yo, the girl that your in love with... 266 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,480 ...happens just to be your cousin, 267 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,638 Oh, doesn't that hurt a little buzzing... 268 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,638 going around in your little wedgie stomach. 269 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,310 I can't believe your feelings just took a plummet. 270 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,879 I can't rap, man, but I'm doing it for you! 271 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,628 It's right there. 272 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,400 - Wow! - Oooohhh! 273 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:30,669 Damn! Yourfuture wife is loaded! 274 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:37,070 You guys stay here. I'll handle this. 275 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,112 Heads up, Vic! 276 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,078 - Hi, Victor! - Hey there, Anya. 277 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,752 So, how about that? 278 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,428 - It's almost Wednesday, huh? - Yeah, I guess so. 279 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,039 You live around here? 280 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:55,472 Uh, yeah, yeah. Um... no. 281 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,872 - Here, ah, let me get those. - Thanks. 282 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,469 So, ah, what's up with all the cans? 283 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,999 Huh? 284 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,789 Hi Anya! 285 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,551 Well, we're turning great profits from the party by selling them. 286 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,714 I didn't know you were such a businessman. 287 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,558 Oh, yeah, sure. 288 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:18,196 You know, me and old Billy... Gates, ha. 289 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,914 Let the profits go to charity. 290 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:24,114 China, Af-Africa, Ca-California... 291 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:31,517 - So, it's almost Wednesday, huh? - You said that already. 292 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,678 I did, I did, yeah. That must make it a fact then. 293 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,276 Look, I came to tell you, um.... I wanted to ask you.... 294 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,919 You know my little brother Zack, right? 295 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,588 He's friends with your little brother. Small world, huh? Ha, ha. 296 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,550 So Zack's your little brother. 297 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,478 Is that a good thing, or? 298 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,994 Yeah, yeah, he is. Good old Zackie, he's a real... bro. 299 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,118 Victor, is everything alright? 300 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:07,156 Hell, no. Yeah! Yeah, yeah, everything's just... dandy. 301 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,473 - Well, I gotta get going. - Are you going to Peter's or? 302 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:16,555 No, I actually have an interview at USC. 303 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,837 I'm really nervous. 304 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,955 Do, do I look alright? 305 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,632 You look... beautiful. 306 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,997 Cool. I, I mean, thank you. 307 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,518 I'll see you later, Victor. 308 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:51,159 Oh, and I really don't want you to sleep with Peter on Wednesday. 309 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,151 Come... 310 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,710 I don't... 311 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,036 Come on, what? 312 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,039 It's a great opening. We need to make it juicierthough. 313 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,639 Not to worry. That's under control. 314 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,958 Victor's going to a party on Saturday. 315 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,230 Anya would be delighted to see Victor, - 316 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,034 Saturday, September 10th at 3 PM, - 317 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:22,074 for her 18th birthday celebration. 3 PM. 318 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,236 That's an hour after all the grown-ups arrive. 319 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,351 I like where your head's at. 320 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,396 One question gentlemen... 321 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:33,479 The Invasion of Normandie is what? 322 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,557 Took place when? Lead by whom? 323 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,355 Sorry Mein Fräulein, that's three questions, not one. 324 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:44,230 D-day, 6th of June 1944. 325 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,793 General Eisenhower. 326 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,355 Damn, you ought to teach that shit! 327 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,758 Yes. And you ought to get down to the principal's office. Now! 328 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,111 - Herut! - Darn! 329 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,275 It's only an overnight trip, right? 330 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,435 Yeah. So, I'm not gonna pass. 331 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:06,076 - So it's Wednesday... - Yeah... 332 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,473 I can't believe that... 333 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,669 Yeah in Study Hall... 334 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,680 I'm sorry we can't help you out tonight. 335 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,479 Yeah.... 336 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,394 Ernie... 337 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,273 Sorry, we gotta bounce. 338 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,911 The Lakers await us. 339 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,599 You gonna be okay. 340 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,190 Good luck, Vic. 341 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:48,519 This Napa Pinot is elegantly smooth, - 342 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,439 - full bodied with a hint of blueberry. 343 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,558 And it has an exquisite nose. 344 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,036 Cheers, darling. 345 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,273 Cheers. 346 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,195 I think it tastes a little stale. 347 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,992 Stale? 348 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,353 - I'll give you stale! Huh? - What? Nooo! Nooo! 349 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,356 Huh? Huh? 350 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,198 What? Huh? 351 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,231 Seriously! Stop! 352 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,476 Yourturn. 353 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,954 - I'm actually a little cold. - I'll keep you warm. 354 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:58,790 What the hell? 355 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,153 We'll pretend like no one's home. 356 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,874 Oh, no, no, no, let me just go check it out really quick. 357 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,395 Hi, Anya. 358 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,839 Hey... What are you doing here? 359 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,999 Well, call me a mama's boy, but I promised I would pick up Zack. 360 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,317 He's not here. Brian's with my parents playing Bridge. 361 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,919 Really? You sure you don't have him hiding in here somewhere? 362 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,518 What the hell is hiccups doing here? 363 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,280 Ah, I just swung by to pick up my kid brother. 364 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,789 But apparently he's not here. 365 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,877 Why in the world would your brother be here? 366 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,195 He's friends with Brian. 367 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,674 Exactly. 368 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,273 Well, I hope I'm not disturbing anything? 369 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,118 Not anything we can't get back to. 370 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,158 - Well, I guess you better be going. - Peter, don't be rude! 371 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,318 No, I'll, I'll leave you two to do it... 372 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,634 To it! 373 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,113 See you later, Victor. 374 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,992 Time for bed. Kindergarten starts early. 375 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,395 What? Huh... 376 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:17,838 Okay. Where were we? Oh, yeah.... 377 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:32,110 Yeah.... Right there. Right there... Yeah! You feel that? It's pectorals. 378 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,674 Feel those pectorals, baby? It's muscle. 379 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,599 - What the hell is this? - I guess tonight isn't our night. 380 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,111 No shit, Sherlock! 381 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:58,871 Victor?! 382 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,471 I'm really sorry to bother you, but I can't find my wallet. 383 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,955 So I was trying to back track my night, and I thought, - 384 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:10,199 - well, I couldn't possibly have left it here, could I? 385 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,595 Unless you threw the thing through the door when we weren't looking! 386 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,472 You, you didn't come in really. 387 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,555 That's true... 388 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,838 Is there something going on that I don't know about? 389 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,598 Do you drop by several times every night? 390 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,030 - No. - Of course not. 391 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,192 Are you trying to cock block me or something? 392 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,516 Look, I, I hope you find your wallet. 393 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,755 Thanks. 394 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,757 Let's see, your little brother, your wallet, - 395 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,916 - is there anything else you want us to check for? 396 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,957 Nope. I think that's about it. 397 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,559 Great! 398 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,796 You alright? 399 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,149 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 400 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,558 I'm fine, I'm fine... Unless it wouldn't be too much trouble... 401 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,310 ...could I get a glass of milk? 402 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,597 Whole milk. My personal favorite. 403 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:07,157 Lots of energy. Tasty, yet... 404 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,277 ...whole. 405 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,869 More? 406 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,311 Ah, what the hell. The night's still young. Fill me up. 407 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,033 Well... thanks forthe drink. 408 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,912 You sure you don't want more? 409 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,475 They say to drink a full gallon when you're still growing. 410 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,150 Naa, I shouldn't. Biking. 411 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,631 I'll put this bad boy in the dishwasher, make myself useful. 412 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,876 - No, that's not necessary, Victor. - I got it. 413 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,955 - Where do the dishes go? - I'll take care of it! Useless! 414 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,391 Guess I better be going! 415 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,038 Thanks for stopping by, and if you need a bedtime story or get hungry... 416 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,354 - Do it at home. Okay?! - Okay. 417 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,755 - See you later. - Much, much later! 418 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,357 Jesus, God! 419 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,949 I don't believe that kid! 420 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,470 I bet you in five minutes he'll want to borrow 3 eggs for a cup cake. 421 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,318 Oh, he's not that bad. 422 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:41,396 "What's up, ladies? 423 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,592 My name is Victor. I'm a mama's boy picking up my little brother!" 424 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,553 I think he's sweet, in his own dorky way. 425 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,718 Sweet? Oh. I'll show you sweet. 426 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,796 I only play to win, Roger. 427 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,509 All I'm saying is if I open with two diamonds - 428 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,110 - it isn't particularly intelligent of you to call "no trumps". 429 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,039 I mean for God's sake, there weren't any more spades! 430 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,514 It's called bluffing, my darling. 431 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,711 You saw it for yourself, they had no idea what I was doing. 432 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,796 Well, neither did I! 433 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,070 They're probably porking like pigs right now. 434 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,350 Watch your language, young man! 435 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,272 You know, maybe we should ring the bell, just in case. 436 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,074 We are the ones who live here, are we not? 437 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,430 Yeah, remember when your mother and father walked in on us? 438 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,835 We were on the kitchen counter... 439 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,998 I'm gonna ring. I'm gonna ring. 440 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,751 That's it, you cock blocking son of a bitch! 441 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,633 No more Anya to stand between you and my fist! 442 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,833 Why don't you fuck off so I can finally fuck her!!! 443 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,274 Mr. And Mrs. Benton. Hi. 444 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,075 We were just doing some homework. 445 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,191 Drama. 446 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,239 You wanna put your shirt on? 447 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,355 How was Bridge? 448 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:21,155 You're right. Peter's facial expression is priceless! 449 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,431 I know, the sunglass cam was definitely a good investment. 450 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,835 Especially with the stuff of my dad cheating in Bridge too. 451 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,634 Yeah, that will make us a nice blackmail payoff. 452 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,831 So, what do you think we'll make on this film? 453 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,996 A couple hundred million at least. 454 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,919 That's what those French folks got from the animal video on YouPorn. 455 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,588 Oh, the one with the porcupine and the giraffe screwing? 456 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,475 Dude! And those are mammals. We're getting people! 457 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,116 - People are mammals, stupid. - Whatever. 458 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,590 Benton residence, talk to me, bitch. 459 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,432 Hi. It's Victor. Is Anya there? 460 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,756 It's Victor. He's actually buying it. 461 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,150 Well, she's out taking a dump. 462 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,712 Are you coming to her birthday party? 463 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,911 I know she really wants to see you. 464 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,918 Really? Yeah, I'd love to come. 465 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,236 Do you know what kind of present she would like? 466 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,957 The idiot wants to know what she wants for her birthday! 467 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,517 Well Vic, if you really wanna make my sister happy, - 468 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,631 - you'll buy her a tarantula. 469 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,274 She's wanted one of those things since she was little. 470 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,959 Atarantula? Really? 471 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,479 Hell, yeah. 472 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,240 She's always dreamt of having a wrestling match between her lizard - 473 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,397 - and one of them black, hairy beasts. 474 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,149 I didn't even know she had a lizard. 475 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,191 Alright. Thanks forthe tip. 476 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,832 Are you sure you guys are related? 477 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,952 I know! How can anyone be that thick? 478 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:18,638 It balances the color. That's what you gotta do, honey. 479 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,149 Hey! 480 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,148 Do you guys happen to know - 481 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,716 - if tarantulas are like, really deadly poisonous? 482 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,753 - Why, did you see one?! - No. No, I was just curious. 483 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,439 They are one of the most dangerous of all spiders, Victor. 484 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,790 - If you see one, do not touch it! - No. 485 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,311 - What's in the bag, son? - Just some homework. 486 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,316 Wow! 487 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,829 - He's so cool. Let's keep him! - We can't keep him. 488 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,952 Mom will go ballistic if she found out we had a tarantula in the house. 489 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,799 Besides, it's a present for Anya. 490 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,668 - Let's name him Hugo. - Don't piss him off. 491 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:57,350 - Let's find a dog and feed it. - They don't eat dogs, you idiot! 492 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,599 The big ones do. The Turners down the street, they own a Chihuahua. 493 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,916 - Zack, where are you? - Mom! Mom! Get the door! 494 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,949 Zack! 495 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,596 Zachary James! 496 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:15,550 What the hell? 497 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,593 I guess he's stronger than we thought. And hungrier... 498 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,712 Oh, no! No, no, no, no. We have to find him now! 499 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:24,794 Where are you? 500 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,229 Zach! 501 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,354 Arrrhhhh. 502 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,395 You're such a wimp. 503 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,033 Whatever you're doing, young man, don't! 504 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,309 Zach! 505 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,636 Get up! Get up! Get up! 506 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,598 - Oh, you're in here. - Hi, Mom. 507 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:43,475 - How are you today? - Zachary, what did you do this time? 508 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,518 Nothing at all, mom. I'm just... helping Victor with his homework. 509 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:51,439 You know, World War Two and stuff. Great war. 510 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,478 Is something wrong, Victor? 511 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,908 You look a little worried. 512 00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:00,113 Ah, no, no, no, I just, have a stomach ache. 513 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,151 Does it hurt bad? Do you want some yoghurt? 514 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,874 - Oh, I'm alright. It'll pass. - We ate three packs of cream puffs. 515 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,638 Well, no wonder! 516 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,593 You have to eat something more substantial. 517 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,031 That's what I kept telling Vic here, but he kept insisting. 518 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:16,869 I love cream puffs. What time is it? 519 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,629 Oh, my God, it's already 5.30. 520 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,389 I'm gonna start dinner shortly. You boys better be able to eat something. 521 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,397 We will. 522 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:33,234 And it was freezing cold in Stalingrad. 523 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,795 The soldiers had bare feet... 524 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,072 ...as they walked... where? 525 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,396 That's question number 8. 526 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,113 It'll make an awesome scene when he gives it to her. 527 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,470 Word. Hopefully she'll punch him or something. 528 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,709 Hey! That's mine! 529 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,990 No one get's away with cheating in my class! 530 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,111 You can collect it later at the principal's office. 531 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,754 Out! Both of you! Auf wiedersehen! 532 00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:01,750 - Come on Zack, we're out. - Yeah, this place is dead anyway. 533 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,277 Question number 9! 534 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:11,596 Ah. 535 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,959 Are you feeling alright, Victor? 536 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,549 Yeah, Mom. I'm.... Just going to a birthday party. 537 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,512 At a girl's house. 538 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,392 At a girl's house? 539 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,275 A girl named Anya. 540 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,796 Oh, my, my, what did you get her? 541 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,797 Uh. It, it, it's a, it's a book. 542 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,993 - Oh, it's a big book, isn't it? - Yeah, she reads a bunch. 543 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,919 Anya. Do you take classes together? 544 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,953 No, uh, she's... she's a senior. 545 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,711 I don't really like the girls my own age. 546 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,713 Wow! That's amazing! 547 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,594 Let me. 548 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,719 You should invite her overfor dinner, so dad and I could meet her. 549 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:07,550 Uh, I don't think so. We're just friends, ya know... 550 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,199 Is that why you're ironing your underpants? 551 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,075 Sorry. So, what does this Anya look like? 552 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,478 She's... she's got dark hair and, - 553 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,956 - she's so... 554 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,839 She needs to be seen. 555 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,588 Well, there you go. 556 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,555 The socks... 557 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,551 I'll let you do yourself. 558 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,829 Who is getting married? 559 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:43,113 He's going to a birthday party. For a girl.... 560 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,673 ...who's a senior! 561 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,552 So he's not gay, huh? 562 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,155 - I, I got it. - Well, let me just get the other. 563 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,477 No, I'm gonna leave them down. Mom! 564 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,113 Please! Come on! 565 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,632 Please, stop! 566 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,592 So Victor, how does it feel - 567 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,155 - visiting the girl you've had wet dreams about on her birthday? 568 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,510 Are you nervous? 569 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,280 Brian Henry! Go back in the living room. 570 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,391 We're not buying anything today. 571 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,229 Mom! This is Victor. Anya's new boy toy. 572 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,159 Really? 573 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,158 Hi, Mrs. Benton. Victor Knudsen. Very nice to meet you. 574 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,999 I thought everyone was here. 575 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,838 Victor? 576 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,433 Happy Birthday. Thanks for inviting me. 577 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,470 You're welcome. 578 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,832 What a lovely present you brought for my daughter, Victor. 579 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,918 Thanks. 580 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:10,079 So, Anya, are you as excited as me to see what's inside that thing? 581 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,877 What the hell is nerd boy doing here? 582 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,029 Why doesn't she just kick him out? He clearly doesn't belong. 583 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:36,437 She can't kick him out. He dressed up and brought a present and all. 584 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,560 Well, come on already, Anya, open it. 585 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,833 Slower, Sis. With feeling. 586 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,674 Oh. Look at that, there's something moving in there. 587 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,029 It's a.... 588 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,553 Oh, wow! It's an Eximius Colosus Aranea!! 589 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,553 Oh, my God! 590 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,228 Oh, Victor, that big, hairy fella must have cost you a fortune, huh? 591 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,919 His name's Hugo. 592 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,669 - Does it attack humans? - Only when it feels threatened. 593 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,558 But, it was to keep your lizard company. 594 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,512 I don't own any lizards, Victor. 595 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:34,675 You don't? 596 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,318 No, no, no, just keep breathing. It's okay, now he's just... 597 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,512 ...you know, just keep breathing. Take a deep breath. 598 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,392 It's in the box, it's not gonna harm anyone. 599 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,999 It's not funny. 600 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,513 Let me get you a piece of cake to calm your nerves. 601 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,753 Honey, it's okay. 602 00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,348 Thank you. 603 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,391 Ooooohhh! 604 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,997 Anya, I'm so sorry about all this. 605 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,474 I'm sure you didn't intend - 606 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,592 - on releasing a poisonous creature in my house on purpose. 607 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,679 Thanks for hiding me in your bedroom. 608 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,348 Your entire family probably wants to kill me, huh? 609 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,791 For some reason my dad finds you really hilarious. 610 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,358 He seems like a great guy. 611 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:39,951 I thought it was very sweet of you to buy me such a lovely present. 612 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,275 I'm glad you liked it. 613 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,153 What on earth made you buy me a tarantula? 614 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,958 Brian said you always wanted one! 615 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,312 That little turd had something to do with this. 616 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,917 You did that on purpose, didn't you? 617 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,512 Not at all. 618 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,194 - Never give up, huh? - I guess not. 619 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,470 Well, I guess I better kiss you, then. 620 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,993 Well, we still can't find Hugo. But the good news is, - 621 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,679 - Aunt Lizzy didn't get bit after all. 622 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,997 It was just her recent Botox that made her face go numb. 623 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,031 I hope I didn't ruin your couch. 624 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,838 Hum. 22 grand. 625 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,315 22,000 dollars?! 626 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,078 No, I'm just messing with you. Kid. 627 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,068 You need a ride home? 628 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,033 Yeah. Thanks. 629 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,472 Sorry again I ruined your birthday. 630 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,915 It's a, it's a really great motor. You can't wear the crankshaft out. 631 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,680 The pistons are cast steel, and the brakes... 632 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,632 ...work every other Tuesday. 633 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,230 Since I don't have no senior babe, I have to drill what I got. 634 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,072 Even if it was just a mercy kiss, - 635 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,999 - I think I'll see if she wants to go to a movie sometime. 636 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,918 Woa, woa, woa, woa, woa. 637 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,350 No, no. 638 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,916 You can't take a girl you really like to the movies on a first date. 639 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,556 You have to do something that will really impress her. 640 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,149 Yeah. Something to get her panties wet. 641 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:41,038 Imagine you and her alone together... 642 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,077 Close those eyes. 643 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:49,558 Somewhere romantic.... somewhere that' II make her heart go... 644 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:54,117 ...Victor, Victor, Victor... 645 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,910 Where would you be? 646 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,514 I got it! I'll take her to Pyramid Lake and, - 647 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,472 - and get some bananas, organic ones. 648 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,194 Girls like that. And rent a row boat. 649 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,799 Thanks boys, wish me luck! 650 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,708 Bananas? I think we got a situation. 651 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,431 I'm more worried about the row boat. 652 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,790 He doesn't really have the arms for it, you know? 653 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,150 - Truth. - Got the legs, though. 654 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,718 Hey Victor. What's up? 655 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,997 I uh... wanted to make it up to you. 656 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,911 Forthe mess I made. 657 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,196 Give me five minutes. 658 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:09,920 So... where's this apology at? 659 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,269 Thanks. 660 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:20,349 I was also hoping you'd come with me somewhere? 661 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,198 For lunch. 662 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,234 Nowhere near poisonous creatures, I promise. 663 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,232 - Okay. - Okay. 664 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,875 Sorry, it's my dad's. 665 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,310 - No Lotus. - It has character. 666 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,672 Anya, what the hell you doing, baby? 667 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,073 Shit. 668 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,556 Victor's taking me out to apologize for my birthday party. 669 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,116 But, I was planning to take you to the Four Seasons today. 670 00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,197 I booked a room... ahhh, a table. 671 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,875 Sorry. 672 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:05,312 Anya, come on, it's Victor, the hiccup Freshman, for Christ sake. 673 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,353 Are you seriously choosing to go out with some 15 year old loser - 674 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,677 - who's so not in your league, over moi? 675 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,758 You can be such a jackass, you know that? 676 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,350 - Let's go, Victor. - Yeah. 677 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,510 If I hadn't just had a manicure you'd be dead meat, hiccup boy! 678 00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:34,030 Fine. I hope you two are very happy together, in your... 679 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:38,199 ...1915 get-out-and-push piece of shit wheels. 680 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,157 Have fun at Dave and Buster's. 681 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,795 - So, that went well. - Yeah, I guess that was that. 682 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,598 I, I... 683 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,956 Try it now. 684 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:16,874 Wow! 685 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,998 Um. The Queen Nefertiti Rose. 686 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,712 Named after the Roman Queen. 687 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,755 Your pink-white, and your white, and your white pink... 688 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,711 - So, where are you taking me? - You'll see. 689 00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:00,551 - Hi, we'd like to ah.... - Mr. Victor Knudsen, I presume? 690 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,718 - Yeah... - Everything is ready, sir. 691 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,878 - Just like you requested. - Requested? 692 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:13,268 Oh, Victor, it's absolutely amazing! How romantic! 693 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,436 - Yeah, well.... - I wanna row! 694 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,272 I'm glad everything is to the young lady's liking. 695 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,629 The rest is in your hands. 696 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:43,032 Come on, let's follow 'em. Maybe we'll get to see some live porn. 697 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:48,268 No man, he's on his own now. It's so romantic. 698 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,797 Oh, it's so romantic, boo-boo. 699 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,230 You know what's, what's romantic here? 700 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,749 I like cheese fries. I want some cheese fries. 701 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:57,870 Let's get some cheese fries. 702 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,958 Really? Cheese fries are fat. 703 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,478 My family and I used to come here when I was a kid. 704 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:18,558 It's gorgeous. I never knew this place existed. 705 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,038 I'm sorry for what Peter said earlier. 706 00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,717 It's okay. He's right. It's a piece of shit car. 707 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,956 No, I mean; you're not a loser. 708 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,469 And I'm not out of your league. 709 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,670 You're not? 710 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,155 I just wanted to make sure that's clear. 711 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,638 Victor? 712 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,669 Have you ever done it? 713 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,108 Done what? 714 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:53,392 You know..."lt"? 715 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,998 Oh, oh, it! Yeah, sure, of course... 716 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,668 All the time... Who hasn't? 717 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:08,629 No. 718 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,915 Do you.... Maybe want to? 719 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,273 With me? 720 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:22,593 Here? 721 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,952 No, silly. My parents play cards on Wednesdays. 722 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,638 Oh, I know. 723 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,558 You do? 724 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,116 You could come by around 8. 725 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,033 Eight? I can do 8, yeah! 726 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:44,072 And bring something with you. If you know what I mean. 727 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,993 Right. Right. Something. 728 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,997 Sure. 729 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,273 I'm the king of the world!! 730 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,236 Good day, young man, haven't seen you before. How may I help you? 731 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,350 My Miniature Pony? 732 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:51,069 Yeah, it's for my little br... sister! 733 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,436 Anything else I can get for you? 734 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,393 Yeah, I, I really need some cond... 735 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,431 some, some cond... 736 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:02,350 ...some condensed milk. 737 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:07,554 Condensed milk? Alright. 738 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:15,199 - Is that all? - No, no, I, I, I need some cond... 739 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,753 - Some cond.... - Cond? 740 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,671 Condoms... 741 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,877 - I, I mean some rubb.... - Rub what? 742 00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:36,555 Some ru... bbing alcohol. Rubbing alcohol. 743 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:41,068 Hm hum. Yep, that, that's the stuff. 744 00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,673 And I really need some cond... 745 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:53,476 Some co... Ca, Ca, Castillo's, Cas, Castello's. 746 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,476 Those. 747 00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:55,829 How old are you? 748 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,951 Oh, no, I wouldn't touch those things. 749 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,277 - They're for my dad. - Ahh, someone's having a party... 750 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:10,631 Yo, Victor. Whatcha doing? 751 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,910 Didn't look like a Havana. 752 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,957 You wanna make 5 bucks? 753 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,754 Not really, but I wouldn't mind making 20. 754 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,156 And what may I get for you today, son? 755 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,316 I'd like to buy some jimmy hats. 756 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,193 I'm sorry I'm not familiar with the name. What may they be? 757 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,518 Dingers, johnnies, gloves. 758 00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:46,598 The thing you need when you're banging a chick, of course. 759 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:47,755 Oh, my! 760 00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:51,396 I suppose you mean condoms, my young fellow? 761 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,672 Duh, what are you deaf? Rubbers with colors. 762 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:58,475 And you don't suppose you're a bit too young for that sort of thing? 763 00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:01,752 I don't think so mister, the fat one's getting hairy already. 764 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,032 I'm sorry, are you feeling alright, ma'am? 765 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:08,835 I just need to lean up against something. 766 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,315 Or should I rather buy the ribbed ones? 767 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,589 They're supposed to prolong the pleasure. 768 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,509 Listen, kid. We only have normal kinds, no colors, knobs or flavors! 769 00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:20,030 Alright, I'll make do with the smooth ones. A carton of Trojans. 770 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,435 A carton? Are you completely out of your mind, kid? 771 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:23,709 There's 200 in a carton!! 772 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:27,356 Yeah, I'm spending the entire weekend with her - 773 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,199 - and she's a lush one so... 774 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,038 Alrighty then, give me two. 775 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,073 - Two cartons? - No, just two. 776 00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,077 I can always flip them over and reuse. 777 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:41,192 - Four-fifty. - Keep the change. 778 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,756 You wouldn't happen to have a dressing room out back, - 779 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:47,439 - just so I can try them on for size? 780 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,153 Get out! 781 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,275 I can't believe my brother's actually gonna get some. 782 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,232 It'll make great footage. 783 00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,910 It's gotta be possible to paint the rain coats with luminous paint. 784 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,190 So we can see the action in details. 785 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,029 Not necessary, my man, this baby's got night vision! 786 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:12,030 Nice. Not sure how well the film will sell with a "happy ending" though. 787 00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:15,755 Yeah. Right now Victor's the only one who'll get one. 788 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,111 - We need more drama. - Perhaps we can think of something. 789 00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,952 Would you mind sharing what you just said with the class? 790 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,355 Yeah, sure thing Mrs. T. 791 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,199 It was about my gang bang with three playmates last weekend.... 792 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,119 Alright! That's quite enough sharing, Zack! 793 00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:34,118 Hey, you wanted to know. I also showed the chicks my trapeze stunt... 794 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,709 Principal's office! Both out you! Now! 795 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:40,754 Yeah, we gotta bounce anyway. Our bitches are waiting. 796 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,231 We out. 797 00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,592 Hello baby!! Your man is back! 798 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,833 What did you smoke today? 799 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,032 Oh, good evening Mr. Benton, Sir. 800 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,470 Call me Roger, Spider man. 801 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,472 Did you bring us any other dangerous animals this time? 802 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,193 Not tonight, Mr. Benton. 803 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,719 Oooh! 804 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:18,716 Roger. 805 00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:23,471 Too bad. Still no Hugo. 806 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,079 Come on, I'll take you up to Anya's room. 807 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,428 You two are working on a science project for school tonight? 808 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,871 Yeah. Yeah. For... science class. 809 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,957 Okay. 810 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:53,754 Hi! 811 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,231 Hey. 812 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,430 I'm almost done. 813 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,829 And... I'm done. 814 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:40,434 So, aren't your parents gonna play cards tonight? 815 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:41,993 I don't think so. 816 01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:47,910 They actually asked if we could watch Brian tonight. 817 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,519 Hope that's okay with you. 818 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,352 Sure. Sure, yeah, that's, that's fine. 819 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,833 Gotcha! They leave in 10 minutes! 820 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,317 That is not even funny. 821 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,112 No.... Okay... 822 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,433 Stop! 823 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,079 Hey, there. 824 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,713 Just wanted to let you two know that we're leaving. 825 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,797 - Okay, see you. - Bye. 826 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,675 Get some work done. We'll be back shortly. 827 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,916 Have fun! Live free. 828 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:28,676 So? 829 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:31,515 So... 830 01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:43,157 You want a glass of milk? To break the ice? 831 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,633 Only if it's whole milk. 832 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:21,798 Now that we've got that taken care of.... 833 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:23,919 ...do you wanna go back to my room? 834 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,636 Can you turn off the lights? 835 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,678 Maybe it's a little too dark. 836 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:55,030 No, it isn't, it's okay. 837 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,672 Victor, what are you doing? 838 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:12,035 - I'm touching you. - No, no, no, you're not! 839 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:23,110 - I thought it felt a little funny. - Thanks for the compliment. 840 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:32,789 Are you ready to get completely naked? 841 01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:08,468 Victor, did you... bring something? 842 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,159 Of course. 843 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,028 One second. 844 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,353 Got it. 845 01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:26,116 One second. 846 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:34,116 I can't get this piece of crap open. Come... 847 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:39,792 Alright. 848 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,033 Is it on? 849 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,990 - Yeah, on my fingers. - Relax. 850 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,395 It's my first time too, remember? 851 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:04,115 Yeah.... 852 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:07,916 It was a lot easier putting it on Ernie's fingers in sex-ED. 853 01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:10,830 How in the... hell? 854 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:16,559 I have another one! 855 01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:17,749 Okay. 856 01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,919 Aren't we lucky, it has a manual. 857 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:36,874 "Roll slowly over erect penis". 858 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,472 How poetic. 859 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,119 Let me try. 860 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:51,679 "Erect penis". That certainly isn't a problem. 861 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,512 Abracadabra... 862 01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:00,112 Voilá! 863 01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:10,188 - My parents! Already? - What? 864 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,188 Victor, that's my dress! 865 01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:26,314 The bed, the bed. Help me, help me make the bed. 866 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:31,474 I just don't think it's necessary! She is 18 now, you know. 867 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,749 Hey kids. We're back. 868 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:37,395 - Hello. - Hey. 869 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,109 So, have you two been, uh, behaving yourselves? 870 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:41,992 What do you think, dad? 871 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:45,078 Well, your father seems to believe that you are a responsible adult. 872 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,795 Victor, my man, did you hit all the angles? 873 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,831 Okay, come on, Brian, time for bed. 874 01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:57,797 Hey. That's a nice science project there, guys. What is it? 875 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:03,709 - It's a... - Lexington Hussil. 876 01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:05,751 Hussil. A Lexington Hussil. 877 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:08,396 Oh, I see. 878 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:12,474 Victor, could I have a little chat with you for a minute? 879 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:13,715 In the kitchen. 880 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,556 For Christ sakes, dad, does it have to be right now? 881 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:21,350 It's, it's fine. It's, it's fine. 882 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:22,915 Victor! 883 01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:26,396 - Where did the other one go? - I didn't have a chance to take it off! 884 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:30,917 Cheers. 885 01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:37,598 One has to be careful not to sit down on Hugo. 886 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:41,073 Still haven't found that little bugger. 887 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:48,199 You know, Victor, it's become clear to me that... 888 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:52,791 ...my daughter likes you very much and you like her, and... 889 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:57,079 Constance and I think that you're just ah, well, you know... 890 01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:01,478 In fact, you remind me very much of myself when I was your age. 891 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,875 Always going after the hot, older gal. 892 01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:09,875 So, I hope that the two of you, you know, could be togetherfor.... 893 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:13,959 - At least some time. - So do I, sir. 894 01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:17,637 Yeah. So, I understand that the two of you wanna have sex with each other. 895 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,873 No. Hey, relax, - 896 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,355 - it's, you know it's completely natural. Completely natural. 897 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:29,917 At your ages, you know. Even at my age, I like to have it occasionally. 898 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,350 Mostly with my wife. 899 01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:38,113 I'm in the cut-throat world of advertising, alright? 900 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:39,639 It's kill or be killed. 901 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:43,116 We're working on a big campaign now, spending millions of dollars in fact, - 902 01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:46,949 - to get young people to understand that protection can be "hip". 903 01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:49,799 And that it's important forthem to have a condom on them - 904 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,070 - every time they leave their home. 905 01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:54,669 Well, I don't mean on them, of course... 906 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,757 - No. - But with them. 907 01:09:57,560 --> 01:09:59,391 You know, in their wallet, or their pocket, - 908 01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:03,752 - it doesn't matter where, as long as they have the darn thing. 909 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,876 So, can I ask you a personal question? 910 01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:13,632 Of course. Yeah. 911 01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:17,150 How often do you have a rubber on you? 912 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:23,754 Well I, I, I just started having one.... 913 01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,155 ...on me, recently. 914 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:30,272 ...you know, everyone's so liberated now that it's important to have one... 915 01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:32,277 ...on you, with you. 916 01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:36,278 Oh, I'm glad to hearthat, Victor. You know, you're adults now, - 917 01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:38,710 - and that comes with some responsibilities. 918 01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:40,069 Of course. 919 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,833 I'm glad you have such a good head forthese things. 920 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:52,072 - Want another drink for the road? - Yes, sir. 921 01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:13,552 Well, I'm glad we had this talk son. 922 01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:18,992 Me too, sir. 923 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:21,396 Ow, alright. 924 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:25,235 - That's cool. - Yeah. 925 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:32,076 - Sorry about my dad. - It's all good. 926 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:35,354 Your dad and I understand each other. 927 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:41,273 So, do you wanna do something after school tomorrow? 928 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,236 I actually have to hang out with Marisa. 929 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,156 Oh. Alright. 930 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:50,432 - You should come. - With Marissa?! 931 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:54,030 You'll grow on her. Like a cactus. 932 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,149 Good night, Victor. 933 01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:00,635 Sweet dreams... 934 01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:19,352 - Whatup? - I think I have an idea for our ending. 935 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:20,675 Nice... 936 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,634 How the hell does he forget to take it off? 937 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,831 I don't know, we both completely panicked. 938 01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:35,396 You'll never get your cherry popped if you keep hanging with that kid! 939 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:39,434 I don't know about that. It was pretty damn close. 940 01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:41,392 Besides I really like him. 941 01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:44,751 I mean he's, he's sweet, and sincere, and... 942 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,279 Victor! 943 01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:50,519 Baby, Oh, I missed you so much. Why haven't you called me back? 944 01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:52,119 Are you still dating that old hag? 945 01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,152 Victor, what the hell are you doing?! 946 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:03,153 I... I don't, I don't know! Who are you? 947 01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:06,636 Good one. I'll see you tomorrow, stud. 948 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,195 Anya, I don't know what's going on... 949 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:12,231 Well, I do! What, you just wanted to show off - 950 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:14,396 - in front of your stupid Freshmen friends, didn't you? 951 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,478 - No, I, I would never... - Was I some sort of bet or something? 952 01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:18,157 Not at all! 953 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,828 Since you didn't "get any" last night, you're done with me, is that it? 954 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:23,793 - Would you listen to me? - Don't touch me! 955 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:27,957 Anya! 956 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,913 - Leave me alone! - You, bastard! 957 01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:39,714 But... I love you. 958 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:53,110 - Oh, that looks great! - Well, they travel, you know. 959 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:56,153 Look. He's a little fat, but you know, for what this has... 960 01:13:58,040 --> 01:13:59,359 Victor, are you alright? 961 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:03,075 - You look terrible. - Honey, what's wrong? 962 01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:07,034 - Oh, is it Anya? - Has she fallen for someone else? 963 01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:08,912 Christian!! 964 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:14,116 It doesn't matter. It's no use. 965 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:24,711 - Why are you so dumb? - Me? 966 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:31,919 - No. Men! - Oh, men. Yeah, I know, honey. 967 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:36,352 I guess we just sometimes do the wrong thing, Anya. 968 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:40,312 I thought, I thought he loved me, Dad. 969 01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:44,399 Oh, baby, maybe he does, but he's young. 970 01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:48,116 He may not know how to express it, that's all. 971 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:51,800 We all make mistakes, sweetheart. 972 01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:57,829 Why did your mother have to go to ballet tonight of all nights? 973 01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:01,590 Oh, baby, don't. Come on, come on, come on. 974 01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:10,988 I put extra marshmallows in it, so you could drown your sorrows. 975 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:16,559 I guess there might be a chance I'd get lucky enough to choke and die. 976 01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:19,754 Now tell me what happened? 977 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:25,232 Anya and I are done and my life is totally over. 978 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:28,677 Nonsense. Of course your life isn't over. 979 01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:31,792 It is! Nothing else matters in this world. 980 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:35,356 And she won't even listen to me. 981 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:38,638 You just need to rest and you'll see. 982 01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:42,594 The world will look a lot brighter in the morning, I promise. 983 01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,031 Rise and shine, playboy. 984 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:07,310 We got something you're gonna love. 985 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:08,509 Go away! 986 01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:12,633 I know it isn't blue ray, but still, I think you wanna see this. 987 01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:16,719 We shot a masterpiece, a film about you and Anya. 988 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,797 Why don't we show you a clip, so you can see for yourself. 989 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,434 If you can afford it, of course. 990 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:28,238 - I'll fast forward a bit. - Shouldn't we call his bank first? 991 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,798 Nice work bro, I personally never thought you had it in you. 992 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,479 You little bastards! 993 01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:37,830 Hold your horses and watch this... 994 01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:38,950 Open it. 995 01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:43,159 Oooooh! 996 01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,914 You think that was bad? Watch this! 997 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:53,189 - Okay, but why would I do it? - Lisa, you're my favorite cousin. 998 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,709 And... I'll pay you 100 dollars. 999 01:16:55,920 --> 01:17:00,152 And a night out on the town with my favorite cousin? 1000 01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:03,751 I can't believe this! 1001 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:06,474 Wait. How did Peter even know where we would be yesterday? 1002 01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:11,997 - Why didn't you tell me right away? - We are businessmen after all. 1003 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,714 And we had to finish the cut first. 1004 01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,639 Atrue artist never shows his work until it is finished. 1005 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:19,637 So bro, what will you pay for it? 1006 01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:24,834 We gotta start remembering to get our blackmail money up front! 1007 01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:28,557 Dude, all I got from him was a text saying his life was finished. 1008 01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:29,795 And he spelled finished wrong. 1009 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,195 Ernie, buddy, I need to borrow your Vespa! 1010 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:33,958 - What's going on, Vic, you ok? - There's no time to explain. 1011 01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:35,752 It's a life or death situation! Please!! 1012 01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:37,871 Well, alright, alright. Take a chill pill. 1013 01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:40,196 So look, the ah, the blinkers are here and, - 1014 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,675 - this is a visorfor yourface, gas. 1015 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:45,189 Vic, most importantly, the brake. - Okay, yeah, whatever. 1016 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:46,958 But how do I start this damn thing? 1017 01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:49,116 Perhaps you're better off having your dad mail you in, - 1018 01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,276 - that way you'll get there a little faster. 1019 01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:55,109 - Ernie, start it up!! - Damn! Someone's got their period! 1020 01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,838 Do it. 1021 01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:04,718 Hey, Vic, be careful, the brakes aren't what they used to be! 1022 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:18,311 Oh! Damn! 1023 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:23,073 Ahhh! 1024 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:33,677 On the third day of high school I, - 1025 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:37,111 - Victor Knudsen, was hit by an epidemic. 1026 01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:40,118 And we're not talking chicken pox or the flu. 1027 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,754 Nope, we're talking a case of total, - 1028 01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:45,474 - incurable "Anya- itis". 1029 01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:50,239 And I Victor Knudsen, didn't live. 1030 01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:53,956 Goodbye Anya, my love. 1031 01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:09,711 Anya? 1032 01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:13,153 Is it really you? 1033 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,275 Hey, you. 1034 01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:19,474 I'm sorry I doubted you. 1035 01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:22,831 I was just so hurt when I saw that girl kissing you. 1036 01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:25,628 But, how did you know? 1037 01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:27,432 I saw the film. 1038 01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:29,388 You did? 1039 01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:32,194 Zack and Brian had an extra copy. 1040 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:34,994 Actually, they have quite a few copies. 1041 01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:37,998 We may have to make it worth their while, - 1042 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:39,918 - so we don't end up on YouTube... 1043 01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:44,636 At least some of the footage was used for something good. 1044 01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:57,034 Oh, my God! 1045 01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:02,838 This is gonna be good! 1046 01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:09,516 What the fuck?! 1047 01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:17,996 - Pervert Peter! - Pervert! 1048 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:21,510 But, she was only my third cousin!! 1049 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:25,676 Bye! Bye, Peter, we'll miss you. 1050 01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,598 I brought you a cactus. 1051 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:35,399 Oh! Thanks. 1052 01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:40,757 Anya, if I make it... 1053 01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:44,312 ...do you think I could come over again? 1054 01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:45,794 On a Wednesday? 1055 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,549 Seriously. I'm pretty sure you're gonna make it. 1056 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,149 And to hell with Wednesdays. My parents are gone this weekend, - 1057 01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,828 - so we'll have the entire house to ourselves. 1058 01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:59,030 But, what would we do all weekend long? 1059 01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:02,236 But, what about my leg? 1060 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:07,276 Victor, I'm pretty sure you don't really need your leg to do it. 1061 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:12,397 You really never give up, do you? 1062 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:49,276 Oh, Victor will be so sorry he didn't pay us for that footage. 1063 01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:52,597 And my sisterfound the stash of DVDs and destroyed them all. 1064 01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:55,234 Plus all the hidden cameras in her room. 1065 01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,552 What's that flashing red light? 1066 01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:01,591 Don't tell me you didn't charge the battery again! 1067 01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:03,597 - It was your turn! - Shiiiit! 1068 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,519 - Gimme a break! - No, no, no, no, no! Damn