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Hello there!

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Ah...

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Hello!

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Hello?

5
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Hello!

6
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What are you doing?
I was setting a trap.

7
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A trap? On your roof.

8
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What happened? I tried it out.

9
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How? Accidentally.

10
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Bless you. Thanks.

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What's your name? Grant.

12
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Hello, Grant.
What floor is this? 60.

13
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Agh!

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Would it all right if I came in?
I will have to ask my mom.

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Ow! Mom, wake up.

16
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Oh!

17
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Mom says you can come in.

18
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You're expected.

19
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Expected?

20
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Ahhh!

21
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Sorry.
Did you say I was expected?

22
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Yeah.

23
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Who did you say I was?

24
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I told her I saw an old guy
at the window.

25
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Ho-ho-ho!

26
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Merry Christmas, Grant!

27
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Mom and Dad are asleep now.

28
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I can get you back on the roof.

29
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I know the way. Shh!

30
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What are you doing?
Take a look at that picture.

31
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OK. Now this one.

32
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Take a good, long look.
It takes a moment to see it.

33
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See what? Superman and Clark Kent
are one and the same person.

34
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Are you serious? Yeah.

35
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Look, I drew specs on Superman.

36
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Everyone knows they're
the same person.

37
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Well, Lois Lane doesn't.

38
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And she's a reporter.

39
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Why did they call him Spider-Man?
Don't they like him?

40
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He was bitten by
a radioactive spider,

41
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and guess what happened?

42
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Radiation poisoning,
I should think.

43
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No, he got special powers.

44
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What, vomiting, hair loss and death?

45
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Fat lot of use.

46
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Hey!

47
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What do you think? That looks...
I know.

48
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Cheap. Oh, shut up!

49
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Got a cold there, Grant?
I always get a cold at Christmas.

50
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Me too. Or an invasion.

51
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Where did you get that from?
My pocket.

52
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How do you keep a glass of water
in your pocket? Skills.

53
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Now, hush. I've got
a lot of work to do. Take this.

54
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Who are you? The Doctor.

55
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Yes, but who are you? The Doctor.

56
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Which one, though?
There's lots of doctors.

57
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THE one. The main one,
the original. I started it.

58
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They're all based on me.

59
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Now everyone who wants to sound
clever calls themselves Doctor.

60
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Bandwagon!

61
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In a comic book,
you know what you'd be called?

62
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Doctor Mysterio!

63
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I like that.

64
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Doctor Mysterio!

65
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I'll have that!

66
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Nearly ready.

67
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What is it?

68
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Well, in terms
that you would understand...

69
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Sorry, there aren't any.

70
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It's a... it's a... it's a... it's
a time-distortion equaliser thingy.

71
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A what?

72
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There's been a lot of localised
disruption here in New York, so...

73
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My fault, actually.

74
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Hopefully this will
make it all calm down.

75
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I don't understand.

76
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Do you know what
a lightning conductor is?

77
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Yeah. Well, it's not like that.

78
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I thought you were setting a trap.
I was. To protect this.

79
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I don't want anyone turning it off,
or stealing it for a Christmas tree.

80
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But it looks like a Christmas tree.
Of course it does, it's science!

81
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Do you want to turn the lights on?
Can I?

82
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Go on. It's Christmas Day.

83
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What do I do?

84
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Ah!

85
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Put this into this.

86
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And you flick all those little
switches on.

87
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Nothing's happening.

88
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Yeah, because now we get
to the cool bit. Come here.

89
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Do you see that little door there?
Pop it open.

90
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Now we turn on the lights.

91
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Pop the gemstone right in there.

92
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What gemstone?

93
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The gemstone that I gave you -
pop it right in there.

94
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(That was a gemstone?)

95
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Well, it's more than
a gemstone -

96
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it's also like a kind of
onboard computer. Come here.

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Can you see... Can you see
that little yellow star

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at the end of that curve?

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It comes from near there.

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Formed in the heart
of a red hole

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and stabilised
in pure dwarf star crystal!

102
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The gemstone is intuitive -
it knows what you want

103
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and draws energy from the nearest
star to make it happen.

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There's only four of them
left in the universe.

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The Apocalypse Monks of the
Andorax called this one

106
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the Hazandra -
the Ghost of Love and Wishes.

107
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OK, then. Pop it in.

108
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I thought it was medicine.

109
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What?

110
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It looked like medicine.

111
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What have you done with it?

112
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Well, you gave me medicine
and a glass of water,

113
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and you said you were a doctor.

114
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I thought it was for my cough.

115
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Oh! You swallowed it?

116
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You can't go round swallowing
things! What age are you, 36?

117
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Eight.

118
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Am I going to get sick?

119
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No, no, no - quite the opposite!
The opposite?

120
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What's the opposite?

121
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What happened? Nothing.

122
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What's wrong with me?

123
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Well, you've got a cough

124
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and a slight case of levitation.

125
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Stay calm.
What happens if I don't stay calm?

126
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Oh! Don't panic.
What happens if I panic?

127
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Oh, hey, you're all right!

128
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You're OK!

129
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Yeah...

130
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Ssh-ssh-ssh-ssh!

131
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Hey, Mrs Lombard.

132
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No, don't worry, Jennifer's fine.

133
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She just woke up, but I'm
going to put her back to sleep.

134
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No, it's OK, Mrs Lombard.

135
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It's what you pay me for.

136
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OK. Goodnight.

137
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Grant, you need to concentrate.

138
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What's happened to me?

139
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Intuitive crystal,
plus too many comic books.

140
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The gemstone is giving you
what it thinks you want.

141
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You're a superhero...

142
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Any questions after today
can be handled by Miss Shuster

143
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or Miss Siegel, who can be contacted

144
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on the e-mail addresses
provided in your welcome pack.

145
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That's all we have time for,
ladies and gentlemen.

146
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I hope you had a stimulating day,

147
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and maybe saw a little

148
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of what makes Harmony Shoal
the foremost

149
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innovator in science
and technology the world over.

150
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Like we always say - we're here
to open your minds.

151
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Mr Brock, just one more question.

152
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I've been looking into
your funding, and you seem to have

153
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a lot of benefactors
for a research institute.

154
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The world is changing,
Miss Fletcher. Science got sexy.

155
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Yeah, but your benefactors -
I can't seem to find any of them.

156
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Very simple reason for that.

157
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I killed them all,
buried them in my back yard.

158
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How big is your back yard, Mr Brock?

159
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At the last count, Wyoming.

160
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Now, if you good people
will excuse me, this young lady

161
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will guide you to the exit...

162
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Mr Brock?

163
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Er, Mr Brock?

164
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Mr Brock? Mr Brock.

165
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Apparently we have one
more question.

166
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Yes. Where's the little boys' room?

167
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I think you'll find the restrooms
to the left, on your way out.

168
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No, not the restrooms,
the little boys' room.

169
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If you successfully
locate the restrooms,

170
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I think you'll find everything
you need in there.

171
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Thank you all.
This way, ladies and gentlemen.

172
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I don't want a rest.

173
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If everyone's just having a rest,
I might cause an incident.

174
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Dr Sim, is there a problem?

175
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It's the brains. There's something
I need to show you.

176
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It's necessary.
Later. Meet me here...

177
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at midnight.

178
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Thank you, sir.

179
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Mr Brock. You startled me.

180
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Shall we?

181
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Of course.

182
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All clear!

183
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Well? Look at them.
You see nothing unusual?

184
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I see brains...

185
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every place except here.

186
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These specimens were donated
to this facility by our benefactors,

187
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for a top-secret research project.

188
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A project which is not
to be questioned, impeded,

189
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or in fact mentioned
by any of the employees

190
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of the Harmony Shoal Institute.

191
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Even I don't have the clearance
to know what's going on in here.

192
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But why? It's not your job to
ask questions! Stick to science.

193
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Something wrong with your eyes?

194
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Sir, the first time I came in here,
I counted 24 specimens.

195
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The second time I counted,
there were 30. Now there are 36.

196
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Well, I guess they've got the space.

197
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You don't understand. There have
been no deliveries. I checked it.

198
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Some of these brains, sir,
they just...

199
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..arrived.

200
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It's OK. I'm an intruder too.

201
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Yeah, I brought snacks -
mark of a pro.

202
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,160
Keep listening.

203
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,959
Looks like a brain to me.

204
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,199
Kind of blue, I guess,
but that's the fluid, right?

205
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,319
Yes. That's the fluid.

206
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,439
Tap the glass, sir.

207
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:21,200
What did you say?
Tap the glass. Please.

208
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,040
What... the hell is that?

209
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,479
Is that a joke?
No, sir, it's not a joke.

210
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,720
It's got eyes!
Look at them, they're like...

211
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,520
They're like YOUR eyes.

212
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,440
Yes, sir, they are.

213
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,840
Dr Sim?

214
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:09,239
What are you pointing at?
I'm pointing at Dr Sim.

215
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,599
Don't look so alarmed -
we merely exchanged containers.

216
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,960
You might call this a... hijack.

217
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,680
What happened to you?
I don't understand.

218
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The same thing that
is about to happen to you.

219
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I had a change of mind.

220
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,400
No! No, please, no!

221
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,799
Let me out of here!

222
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,320
What's happening?
What are you doing?

223
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,759
Who are you?

224
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Lucy Fletcher, reporter,
from the Daily Chronicle.

225
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Hang on, why am I telling you
the truth? Spooky, isn't it?

226
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,959
Looking for a story?
I think I just found one.

227
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Brains with minds of their own?

228
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,279
No-one will believe that -
this is America. Who are YOU?

229
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,439
Special Agent Dan Dangerous
from Scotland Yard, Scotland.

230
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The Doctor for short.

231
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,719
See, they've got institutes
all over the world.

232
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And always in capital cities.

233
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Nope.

234
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,319
Yes, yes, they are, see?

235
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,239
New York's not a capital city,
is it?

236
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,479
You don't need to point out the
mistakes.

237
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,160
That's not what you're for.
Washington's got its own one.

238
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:23,439
I would call Security,
but they might leave you alive.

239
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,799
I do not want any awkward questions

240
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about intruders I was forced
to shoot for my own protection.

241
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,759
Good plan. Here's another one!

242
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,519
Go on. Tell them you shot us
in the back in self-defence.

243
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,840
We'll be laughing
all the way to the slab.

244
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,439
Face me. Maybe not.

245
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,239
Face me now.

246
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,039
What is that?

247
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,560
It's not me. It sounds like...

248
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,520
Like someone knocking at a window.
We're on the 100th floor.

249
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:08,559
Oh, my God, he's real.
Who's real? The Ghost.

250
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,519
Who's the Ghost? Masked vigilante.

251
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,280
But he's... What? Super.

252
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,239
Mind if I come in? Impressive.

253
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,639
Those windows, like everything
in this building, are built

254
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to withstand a blast equivalent
to four nuclear explosions.

255
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,999
Sorry about that. Would you like me
to call a glazier?

256
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,240
Hmm.

257
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:56,239
Please understand, it's against
my personal code

258
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,760
to cause lasting harm
to any individual.

259
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,199
However, light to moderate
injury is fine.

260
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,999
That's good!

261
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,999
Hello.
Was that man annoying you?

262
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,439
You're real. I can't believe it,
you're actually real.

263
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,919
I'm afraid I am.
I enjoy your column, Miss Fletcher.

264
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,599
You read my column? You read?
You're real and you read?

265
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,039
Though I find the political bias
in your paper's editorial

266
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,719
not entirely to my taste.
I'll pass that on. Thank you.

267
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,799
Who are these gentlemen? They're,
um... I don't actually know.

268
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,839
This is my friend, Nardole.
Hello, the Ghost!

269
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,159
And I'm the Doctor.

270
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,599
The Doctor.

271
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,639
I thought we had lots of doctors.

272
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,560
I'm the main one.

273
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,520
Can I give you a ride home?
You have a car? No.

274
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,440
I hope you're OK with heights.
I'm OK so far!

275
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,880
Have a good evening, gentlemen.

276
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,200
He... seems nice!

277
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,919
Grant...

278
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,919
So I'm a superhero now?

279
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,879
Once the gemstone
is gone from inside you,

280
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,759
you'll be back to normal.

281
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,719
It will pass.
But how will it get out?

282
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,479
Like I said, it will pass.

283
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,519
Looking forward to that.

284
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,999
Are you sure?
Of course I'm not sure.

285
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,839
Nothing's ever sure.

286
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,319
Just promise me one thing -

287
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,799
for as long as you have
these powers,

288
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,280
you will never, ever use them.

289
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,840
Sure.

290
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,559
Is this the right building?

291
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,159
They all look
the same from up there.

292
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,759
Yeah, yeah, this is me, thanks.

293
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,239
Well, I certainly hope
this unpleasant experience hasn't

294
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:59,040
put you off a career in journalism.
Oh, no, no, no. Not at all.

295
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,519
Sorry. Duty calls.

296
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,199
Look at that. The Bat-Signal's
an app now?

297
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,679
What is it? Bank robbery? Hijack?

298
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,239
Uh... something like that.

299
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,160
Excuse me!

300
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,680
Go get 'em!

301
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,880
With great power
comes great responsibility.

302
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:40,079
No man worthy of the title
leaves a baby alone.

303
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,800
How did you find me?
I tracked the gemstone inside you.

304
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,679
Your powers,
they don't belong in this world.

305
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,639
They're an anomaly. You promised
me you'd never use them.

306
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,319
May I take her? She's yours?

307
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,520
I'm hers. I'm her nanny.

308
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,359
You're her nanny?

309
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:05,479
Yeah, her nanny. You got a problem
with that? No, no, it's just...

310
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,439
OK, so you are
a superhero and a nanny.

311
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,999
You've got to make a buck somehow.

312
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,879
You don't get paid for
saving people.

313
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,159
You don't have to tell us.
Here you go, nice and warm.

314
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,520
And tasty! Ooh, elephant!

315
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,399
It's fine. It's a long-range
baby-monitor.

316
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,359
I can get back to this apartment

317
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:26,159
quicker than most people can
get to their kids' bedrooms.

318
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,359
Grant, Grant, this is insane.

319
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,759
Look, I'm me, the Doctor,

320
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,599
and even I think this is insane.

321
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,599
Even him! I can cope.
Of course you can't.

322
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,599
When do you sleep?
When are you not on call?

323
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,360
How complicated
do you need your life to be?

324
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,679
Well, not as complicated
as it's about to get.

325
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,679
We're in here, Mrs Lombard.

326
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,279
Oh, Jennifer, look at you, up again!

327
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,439
Don't you ever sleep?

328
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,479
Did you have a good evening,
Mrs Lombard? Oh, it was work.

329
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,159
Why would it be good?

330
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,359
Well, I don't know,
you seem a little buzzed.

331
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,679
I thought maybe you'd met someone.
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

332
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,479
Grant...

333
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,919
What are you doing here?

334
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,599
We could ask you
the same question.

335
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,760
But it's your apartment,
so we probably won't. Well...

336
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,759
We... we were worried about you.

337
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,799
We wanted to make sure
that you were all right,

338
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,439
so we followed you.

339
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,279
You followed me and got here first?

340
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,559
Well, that's just
a measure of our concern.

341
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,639
Very concerned. They said they
knew you. I let them in.

342
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,359
We met tonight.

343
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,719
We need to talk, you and me.

344
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,400
Oh! Did something happen?

345
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,239
Nothing for you to worry
your pretty little head about.

346
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,319
I'll put her to bed.
I can do that.

347
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,240
No, it's OK, I want to.

348
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,480
Lombard's her married name.

349
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,160
He ran off when the baby came along.

350
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,679
Lucy.

351
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,200
Of course.

352
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,999
Hey. What are you doing here?

353
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,999
I'm your relief algebra teacher!

354
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,919
Thought I'd check in on you,
see how you're coping.

355
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,999
Well, it hasn't passed,
if that's what you want to know.

356
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,279
I think that it's a part
of your DNA now.

357
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,280
It's bonded with you. I'm sorry.

358
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:39,639
Why aren't you looking at me?
I don't want to.

359
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,199
You're not looking at anyone.
Are you shy now?

360
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,639
Is that floor really interesting?

361
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:48,439
I'm not shy. I just can't stop it.
Can't stop what?

362
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,240
The X-ray vision.

363
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,319
Oh!

364
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:59,159
I'm in hell. Naked hell.
I just can't look at people!

365
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:03,719
It's the gemstone.
It's responding to... puberty.

366
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,160
Hey, Grant! Hey, Lucy!

367
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,719
You really like her, don't you?

368
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,159
I have X-ray eyes - I like everyone!

369
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,200
But Lucy is your favourite.
Who says?

370
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,719
'A couple of years after
high school, I ran into her again.'

371
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,199
She even remembered me.
Oh, that was lucky.

372
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,639
And I was with my best friend
at the time,

373
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,439
and she couldn't
take her eyes off him.

374
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,679
OK. Love at first sight. Right.

375
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:38,999
Then marriage, then a baby... and
then he ran off with someone else.

376
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,079
Leaving, I suppose, the field open
for you to move in... Yeah.

377
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,119
..and care for the child
she'd had by another man.

378
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,399
Yeah.

379
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,999
So she could keep working

380
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,639
and possibly date
other friends of yours.

381
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,079
Pretty much. You tiger!

382
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,079
Thank you. Who are you thanking?

383
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,599
The universe.

384
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,240
There's somebody
worse at this than me.

385
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,440
Excuse me.

386
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,360
This is Mr Huffle.
Mr Huffle feels pain.

387
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,360
Meet me in the kitchen.

388
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,520
With you in a minute.

389
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,519
So... you're from Scotland Yard.

390
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,960
Yes.

391
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,759
It's fine if you don't tell me
your secrets. I intend to keep mine.

392
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,320
But don't lie to me. Or what?
I hurt Mr Huffle.

393
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:27,079
I assume you belong to
some kind of, I don't know, agency -

394
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,919
I don't care which one -

395
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,719
and that your current assignment
is to investigate Harmony Shoal.

396
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,040
Correct? No, I was just
passing through...

397
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,760
OK, OK. Yes, fine, OK.
Yes, broadly speaking, yes.

398
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,239
What are those brain things?

399
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,959
I don't know.
It's nothing that need concern you.

400
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,759
I'm a reporter. That category does
not exist. What are they?

401
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,159
You wouldn't believe me
if I told you.

402
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,160
No reason not to tell me, then.

403
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,199
Those brains,

404
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,320
they aren't just brains.

405
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,759
They're independent
alien life forms.

406
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,520
And...?

407
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,079
They migrate from planet to planet,

408
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:17,439
extracting and replacing the central
nervous systems of compatible hosts.

409
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,960
And...?

410
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,839
Harmony Shoal
is a multinational corporation

411
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,279
whose true purpose is to extract
and replace the brains

412
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,359
of key authority figures
around the world,

413
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:33,520
and prepare Earth
for full colonisation.

414
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,599
Ha!

415
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,239
You believe me?

416
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,279
I don't think you're lying -
slightly different.

417
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,719
What has Harmony Shoal
got to do with the Ghost?

418
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,599
Nothing. Ah, so you know who the
Ghost really is, then?

419
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,879
No, I have no...

420
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,559
Oh, stop it.

421
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,959
We just went to a top-secret
science research facility,

422
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,519
apparently run by brains from space,

423
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,279
and a flying man with superpowers
turns up.

424
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,319
Anybody would assume the two
were connected,

425
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,319
except for someone who already
knew they weren't.

426
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,719
So, clearly, you know the Ghost,
and trust him.

427
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,039
Nobody trusts anybody
without knowing who they are,

428
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,599
so you know who he really is.
So now you can tell me. Who is he?

429
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,519
Oh, that's interesting.

430
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,319
You don't work for an agency,
do you? Don't I?

431
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,599
You're not used to being
spoken to like this,

432
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,599
which means you don't have
a boss or an employer.

433
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,279
So why are you investigating
Harmony Shoal? What's in it for you?

434
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,919
I like to keep busy. Why?
What happened to you? Nothing!

435
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,360
Oh, look!

436
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,199
Oh!

437
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,239
'..Because fire prevention is the

438
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,679
'responsibility of every citizen -

439
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,080
'so get a smoke detector!'

440
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,039
'Sorry, duty calls.'

441
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,999
Oh, look at him go.

442
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,159
I need to know who he is.

443
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,839
You're all right.
She just needs a change.

444
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,039
Oh, it's OK, I'll do it.
You're so quick, Grant.

445
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,800
Oh, yes. He's definitely quick.

446
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,919
Do you have any time off? Sure!

447
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,519
'As the storm hit,

448
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,359
'it became clear that two children

449
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,359
'were still trapped on the
big wheel.

450
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,000
'The two small...'

451
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,960
Doctor?

452
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,839
So, can you put me
in touch with him?

453
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,879
The real guy behind the mask?

454
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,559
You're smart.

455
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,199
You're so clever I actually noticed.

456
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,559
I hardly ever listen when
other people are talking. So what?

457
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,639
So why can't you find himself
yourself? I got a lead.

458
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,159
What lead?

459
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,199
You. You know him.
Don't even try telling me you don't.

460
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,120
Maybe you know him too.

461
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,119
Hey, where did Grant go?

462
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,599
Right here, Mrs Lombard.

463
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,639
Oh. Would you like your coffee?
Oh, no, I'm OK, thanks.

464
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,479
Are you all right? Sure, why?

465
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,399
You're kind of wet.

466
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,559
I prefer mild-mannered.

467
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,400
Can you put me in touch with him?

468
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,480
The Ghost? Yeah, the Ghost.

469
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,199
Mrs Lombard,

470
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:01,639
there are some situations
which are just too stupid

471
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,239
to be allowed to continue.

472
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,440
Hang on.

473
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,879
Hello. HUSKY VOICE:
'Is this Lucy Fletcher?'

474
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,279
Yes, who is this?

475
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,999
'Sorry, I had to fly.'

476
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,279
Am I...

477
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,920
Sorry, am I...
Am I speaking to the Ghost?

478
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,799
'Hello, Lucy.'

479
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:24,799
So, I'm hoping this means
I'm getting an interview.

480
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,799
'An interview is entirely possible, '

481
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,919
but I must make one thing clear.

482
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,999
There must be no talk
of who I really am.

483
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,039
Hey, you make the headlines,
you make the rules.

484
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,439
Discussion of my true identity...

485
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,679
..would put the people
closest to me at risk.

486
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,559
That is not acceptable.
Fair enough, get that.

487
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,999
How about tomorrow night?

488
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,840
For what?

489
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,439
The interview?

490
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,759
We could get dinner. Dinner?

491
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,520
Do you eat dinner?

492
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,239
Of course I eat dinner. OK, then.

493
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,719
Pick me up here tomorrow night,
um, eight o'clock?

494
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,840
I'll wait for you on the roof?

495
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,880
Wait a second.

496
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,799
Grant, could you babysit
for me tomorrow night? Um...

497
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,559
Please, it's important.

498
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,399
I've got a date.

499
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,879
A date?

500
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,280
Uh, kind of a date.
OK. An interview.

501
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,039
Are you... seeing someone? Um...

502
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,479
None of my business. I mean...

503
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,879
But are you?

504
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,439
I mean, you never even go out,
and suddenly you've got a date?

505
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,199
Yeah, well, it kind of came
as a surprise to me too.

506
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,039
I'm sorry? It's complicated.

507
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,319
I can confirm that it's
definitely complicated.

508
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,399
You know, don't worry about it,
I'll look after Jennifer.

509
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,439
You will? You will?
I'll figure it out.

510
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,040
Let me take care of it. OK. OK.

511
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,679
(She's jealous.) (I'm jealous!)

512
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,199
Grant, you were jealous of you.
Technically, she's jealous of her.

513
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,479
Grant, how long have you known this
woman? Since elementary school.

514
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,240
24 years.

515
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,040
24 years?

516
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,039
Yeah, of course it would be that.

517
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,999
Are you OK?

518
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,199
Time passes for everyone.

519
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,519
Even for me. So, please,

520
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,759
as much as it is possible
for a human male,

521
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,479
try not to be an idiot.

522
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,799
No, seriously, are you OK?

523
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,480
I'm always OK.

524
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,200
Ah, welcome, brother.

525
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,039
How is your vehicle?

526
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,039
A little cramped.

527
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,120
It will relax with wear.

528
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,159
Observe this.

529
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,599
The finest vehicle
this planet has to offer.

530
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,520
Interesting. And can it be acquired?
A plan is being formulated.

531
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,599
This one.

532
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,799
Who is he?

533
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,359
I'm not sure.

534
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,719
But he may be dangerous.

535
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,720
He doesn't look dangerous.

536
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,439
Boo!

537
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,399
I'm talking to you live!

538
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,200
In person!

539
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,439
You can jump back in your skins now,

540
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,839
except, of course,
they're not your skins, are they?

541
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,719
What do you want? Mercy.

542
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,320
We have none. It's not a request,
it's an offer.

543
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,799
I'll give you a head start.

544
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,279
I'll close my eyes and
I'll count to ten.

545
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,319
I will make no attempt to follow
you but, starting now,

546
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,119
all of you, everywhere,

547
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:12,079
pack your bags and get off of this
planet. Are you declaring war on us?

548
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,519
I am drawing a line,

549
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,599
and I'm suggesting you step back
from it with awesome speed.

550
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,560
Then war it is.

551
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,399
Multi-nucleate organism,

552
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,439
functioning as an
infinitely adaptable,

553
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,359
independently functioning,
peripatetic central nervous system.

554
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,520
Good to keep an open mind. Ha!

555
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,879
Of course it won't work.
What won't work?

556
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,079
Whatever it is,
whatever you've got planned.

557
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,519
Stating the obvious,

558
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,559
you've set up in every capital city
in the world, so clearly the "plan"

559
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,399
is to unzip the head of every world
leader, pop yourselves inside.

560
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,279
Of course, you can't just roll up

561
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,799
with a team of surgeons to the
White House or to the Kremlin,

562
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,439
because they've got big fences,
shouty people and cross dogs.

563
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,839
They will come to us
and they will come running. Oh.

564
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,920
I very much doubt it. Take this!

565
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,439
Yes, take that!

566
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,679
Who are you? There have been many
attempts to conquer the Earth.

567
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,359
I've lost count.

568
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,119
Not one of them has succeeded,
not a single one.

569
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,319
They all lost and burned

570
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,800
and ran.

571
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,440
That's who I am.

572
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,680
What is this?

573
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,079
It's a burger.
I always bring a snack.

574
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,000
But I don't want it now,
he's put me off my dinner.

575
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,679
Very good. Right on target.

576
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,639
Trial and error, to be honest.

577
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,999
A few accidental stop-offs
along the way.

578
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,199
Where did you get the robes?
12th-century Constantinople.

579
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,759
I ruled firmly, but wisely.

580
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,599
Ah-ah-ah!

581
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,679
How did it go? Oh, you know.

582
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,759
Issued a warning, donated a burger,

583
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,199
nicked some stationery. The Ghost -
what have you got? The whole story!

584
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,279
Fact me, baby,
it's why I reassembled you.

585
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,999
No, sir, that's not the reason,
is it? Oh, just get on with it!

586
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,359
You cut me out of Hydroflax, because
you were worried you'd be lonely,

587
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,759
and we both know why, don't we?

588
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,479
But, oh, look at you,
avoiding the subject!

589
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,879
I'm not avoiding anything,
I'm just trying to save a planet.

590
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:27,400
Which is what you always do when
the conversation turns serious.

591
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,200
Good girl.

592
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,239
Mrs Lombard?

593
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:48,519
You look... nice. You look surprised.
No, no, no, it's just that, well,

594
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,080
normally you wear the little
red dress when you're, uh...

595
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,879
This is business, Grant.

596
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,680
Strictly business.

597
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,239
So...

598
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,880
I won't be late. OK.

599
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,280
Hi.

600
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,679
Hi.

601
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,999
Is something wrong?

602
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,519
You look nice.
You look surprised. I am.

603
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,919
A little.

604
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,839
He's not supposed to be using
those powers. He made a promise.

605
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,039
What, like the Time Lord promise
never to interfere in the affairs

606
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,639
of other peoples or planets?

607
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,999
I glued your head back on.

608
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,199
You should have a little
bit more respect.

609
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,519
Oh!

610
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,360
Come on.

611
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,519
Where are we? Where we were,

612
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,799
except not. Oh.

613
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,200
Right...

614
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,480
Oh, Tokyo branch. Yep.

615
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,599
A bit empty, isn't it?
Yes, I created a distraction.

616
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,679
I flooded downstairs with Pokemon.

617
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,479
You're not supposed to be in here.

618
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,479
I know, it's terrible. Sorry, I'm
doing everything I can to stop me.

619
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,519
See that? It's a signal, isn't it?
It's a signal beaming into space.

620
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,319
There was one from the
New York office too.

621
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,159
There's something in low orbit.

622
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,320
I did book a restaurant. I'm...

623
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,520
..not comfortable in restaurants.

624
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,479
I suppose you get a lot of stares,
dressed like that.

625
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,160
Right back at you.

626
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,920
Are you sure you're warm enough?
Yeah.

627
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,720
OK, no.

628
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,760
Now? Yeah, definitely.

629
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,759
Yep, low orbit.
But you can't get a fix on it?

630
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,759
I'm trying,
the shielding's too good.

631
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,600
Can't we track the signals?
Tracking them now.

632
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,840
Boom. Ha-ha!

633
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,839
So what powers do you have?

634
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,959
Well, basic flying,

635
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,119
basic super strength...
Basic X-ray vision?

636
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,560
Yep.

637
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,039
Is that ever tempting?

638
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,639
Adolescence was difficult.

639
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,119
In what sense? It went on
a lot longer. How much longer?

640
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,040
I'll let you know.

641
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,839
We're moving into position.

642
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,240
It won't be long now.
The Ghost is located.

643
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,760
Action the surgeons.

644
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,119
That's what Harmony Shoal
is signalling to.

645
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,999
Shall we pop over and have a look?

646
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,119
Pretty sure no-one's on board.
How do you know?

647
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,799
Did you scan for life forms? No.

648
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,479
All the lights are off.

649
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,559
Mmm!

650
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,520
Do you have a girlfriend?

651
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,679
Boyfriend?

652
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,519
Well, there has been speculation.

653
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,599
You do fly around New York
dressed in rubber

654
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,399
with a big "G" on your chest.

655
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,639
Are we very slightly
stereotyping here?

656
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,159
I get it, there's some stuff
you'd like to keep private.

657
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,280
Was it the mask that tipped you off?

658
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,239
How do you cope with
your double life?

659
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,999
I'm nothing special -
everyone has a day job.

660
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,839
Come on, you spend half your time
as a regular person...

661
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,879
I spend all my time that way... and
the other half saving the world.

662
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,000
How do you cope? How do YOU cope
with a career and a baby?

663
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,719
How do you know I have a baby?

664
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:00,960
I...

665
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:03,800
..did my research.

666
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,919
Um... I have a nanny,
that's basically your answer.

667
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,399
Yes, of course.

668
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,719
He's downstairs right now.
I see. And, yes, I said "he".

669
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,999
Yes, you did. Yes, I did.
Is that a problem?

670
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,999
I'm sorry, it's just that guys
like you sometimes find it funny,

671
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,559
a man being a nanny.

672
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,999
With respect, Miss Fletcher,
there aren't too many guys like me.

673
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,880
There aren't too many guys
like Grant either!

674
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,959
You OK?

675
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,160
Excuse me a minute.

676
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,240
Bridge is this way.

677
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,440
Move.

678
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,279
I didn't mean to imply

679
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:59,199
there's something wrong
with your friend Grant.

680
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,359
Not everyone can be a superhero.

681
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,120
Not everyone can be a nanny!

682
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,920
Sorry.

683
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,479
He's downstairs right now

684
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,839
and he was supposed to be on
a date and he cancelled it

685
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,479
and you know what's really
bugging me about that?

686
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,040
Who is he dating?

687
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,720
Why is that bugging me?
Why do I care?

688
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,000
What's wrong with me?

689
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,639
There's probably something I...

690
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,439
ought to tell you.

691
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,519
Grant.

692
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,519
The perfect name.

693
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,439
A man I take for granted.

694
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,279
Um, really, if you could
just look up about now...

695
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,599
Always there, always kind,
never lies.

696
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,719
I even lied to him about this dress

697
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:56,599
but I don't think he's ever
told a single lie to me,

698
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,359
not once,

699
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,079
about anything.

700
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,760
Not once. That's very commendable.

701
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,799
Good evening.

702
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,479
Please, take no aggressive action,
or your friend's life is over.

703
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,679
Mr Brock?

704
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:14,879
What do you want here? The same
thing you do, Miss Fletcher.

705
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,520
His body.

706
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,920
Hmm.

707
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,359
Bit rubbish, innit?

708
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,119
Don't touch anything. No, it's
quite safe, it's just a freighter.

709
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,959
I said, don't touch. Wh...

710
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,919
It's here, the reactor core.

711
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,079
It's cycling at critical.

712
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,999
Someone's been rewiring.

713
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,919
This isn't a ship any more.

714
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,999
It's a giant bomb. Ooh!

715
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,719
Just going to move out...

716
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,800
Doctor!

717
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,999
They're security drones, that's all.

718
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,359
So what do they want a bomb for?

719
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,119
What does anybody want a bomb for?

720
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,799
Surely they want to conquer
the Earth, not blow it up.

721
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,319
You couldn't blow up
the Earth with this...

722
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,399
But you could wipe out a city.

723
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:12,239
Good point, well made! What point?
New York, it's not a capital city,

724
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:15,199
you're quite right. Oh...
I don't understand.

725
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,999
What if you dropped this ship
on New York, what would happen?

726
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:23,079
The reactor core would split and New
York would vaporise. Not all of it.

727
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,999
Not all of it, Nardole.

728
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,079
Remember what he said,
the scary little German fella?

729
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,559
This building can withstand a blast

730
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,359
up to four times the strength
of a nuclear explosion.

731
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,279
Oh, this is very good, very meta.

732
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,959
Did you understand?

733
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,439
You're stage-managing
an alien attack

734
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,599
when the aliens have already landed.

735
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,079
But why?
Because of what happens next.

736
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,719
When everyone thinks that the Earth
is being attacked from space,

737
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,479
what then? Mass panic.

738
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,159
Ooh, speaking of panic! Don't worry,
it's triple-deadlock-sealed.

739
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,959
It'll hold for at least ten minutes.

740
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,999
The people will panic, yes.

741
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,760
But what about the world leaders?

742
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,359
The presidents and kings,
the prime ministers and generals?

743
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,359
What will they do?

744
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,919
What do the rich old men always do
when the fighting starts?

745
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,279
They'll find the safest place
to hide themselves away

746
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,039
and send all their
young people to die.

747
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,199
And where's the safest place
in every capital city now?

748
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,959
What's the only part of New York
still standing?

749
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,039
Harmony Shoal.

750
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,120
New York isn't a capital city.

751
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,439
It's a shop window.

752
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,039
"When the world is in danger,
come hide with us."

753
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,119
Harmony Shoal will open its doors

754
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,639
to the terrified leaders of the
world. And they will come running.

755
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:42,639
A few hours later, every politician
and commander-in-chief

756
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,120
will have a zip in their head.

757
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,400
An alien sitting inside their skull.

758
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,239
In one day of terror,

759
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:55,640
the executive authority of Planet
Earth will pass to Harmony Shoal.

760
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,119
It's a good plan, I like it.

761
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,559
How come our side never gets
plans like that?

762
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,520
The humans have no plan at all.

763
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:06,759
That's where you're wrong.

764
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,279
They have the same plan
they always have.

765
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,799
What plan? Me.

766
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,959
Hey-hey!

767
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,000
Don't do that. Sorry.

768
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:21,480
The operation is swift
and quite painless.

769
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,879
You realise I'm talking to
my colleague in the jar?

770
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:29,439
You'll find me a lot harder to cut
open than your previous victims.

771
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,639
Harmony Shoal have been conquering
your world for five years.

772
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,359
Whatever our faults, we have
the virtue of patience. Ghost!

773
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,999
Don't worry about me,
do what you've got to do.

774
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,639
Do anything at all and we'll
kill her. Don't listen to him!

775
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,960
Remove the mask.
I like to see their faces.

776
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,960
I'm truly sorry.

777
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,800
On the bright side,
at least I get to kill you.

778
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,559
No, you can't!

779
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,679
That's the trouble with one hostage.

780
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,799
You kill me, the only reason
he'll come back is for revenge.

781
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,800
You really want to deal with that?
One hostage?

782
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,600
Isn't there a child downstairs?

783
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,600
Nobody touches that child.

784
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,559
And who are you?

785
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,200
I'm the nanny.

786
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,919
Stand away from the controls,
Doctor.

787
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,519
Any attempt to interfere with them

788
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,199
will precipitate the attack
immediately. Yes, I see that!

789
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,599
Very clever. One question,
as long as I'm here -

790
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,439
why haven't you done it already?
When the time is right,

791
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,679
there will be no delay.
Oh, you told me something there!

792
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,119
You told me something useful,
you shouldn't have done that.

793
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,559
What did I tell you? You told me
that the time is currently wrong.

794
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,119
Oh, it's the smile.

795
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,079
I don't like the smile! The Sword
of Damocles hanging over New York!

796
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,719
I can't destroy it, I can't remove
it, I can't stop it falling.

797
00:49:57,720 --> 00:50:00,599
There's only one thing I can do.
What? The unexpected!

798
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,159
The thing about being in a room
full of buttons and switches is...

799
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,239
I love buttons and switches!
Don't! What are you doing?

800
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,000
What are you doing?!

801
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,040
'Thrusters engaged.'

802
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,679
Next stop - New York!

803
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,719
Say, "Wheeee!" Oh-h-h-h!

804
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:20,599
Lower shields! Brace for impact!

805
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,840
New York is under attack.

806
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:29,239
It occurs to me, Miss Fletcher,
I now have three hostages.

807
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:32,879
Why don't you point the gun at me?
What difference would it make?

808
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,599
Besides,

809
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,640
this is the one the Ghost
will come for, I think.

810
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,720
Ghost!

811
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,679
Can you hear me?

812
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,640
Do you have super hearing?

813
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,599
I'm going to kill her.

814
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,640
I'm going to kill her right now!

815
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,119
Stop! You're going
to destroy New York!

816
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,639
Of course not!

817
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,519
Now the bomb is arming,
the shields are down...

818
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,600
Help! ..We can use the TARDIS...

819
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,959
..to hijack the controls
and divert it into space!

820
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,759
No bomb,

821
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,519
no plan,

822
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,039
no problem!

823
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,319
No, wait!

824
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,159
Those things are out there!

825
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,959
The ship is crashing! They're not
going to be worrying about us!

826
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,319
Ooh!

827
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,600
Oh!

828
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,320
OK, plan B... Doctor!

829
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,639
Help me! Oh, you'll be fine!

830
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,119
The ship will have blown up

831
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,079
long before you've been
strangled to death!

832
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,679
And what's plan B?! I have no idea,

833
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,159
but it's going to be a very big
relief when I think of it.

834
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,359
You are completely out of your mind!

835
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,999
How is that news to anyone?

836
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,759
I know you miss her,
but couldn't you just write a poem?

837
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,759
Excellent! The controls are locked,

838
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,879
but they've still got
a little bit of give.

839
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,239
It means I can take aim.

840
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:52,599
At what?! New York. There's exactly
one chance, and one is all you need.

841
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,840
No! No-o-o...

842
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,360
No. No, it's too soon.

843
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,639
Grant! Grant!
This is the Doctor!

844
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,399
You are the only living thing on
Earth that can hear this frequency.

845
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,679
Look up! We're coming right at you.

846
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:19,359
If that thing hits the ground,
then New York is finished!

847
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,000
Over to you.

848
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,640
Mrs Lombard, please get down.

849
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,159
Nardole! Yeah?

850
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,080
Brace for impact!

851
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,879
Nardole.

852
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,919
Nardole! OK, one more,
but text me a rickshaw...

853
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,680
Nardole, it worked!

854
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,000
The reactor core didn't split!

855
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,360
Why not? Shock absorber.

856
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,719
Mrs Lombard, I realise in many ways
it would have been better

857
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:03,159
to have mentioned something about
this earlier in the evening,

858
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,639
but, please, don't slap me.

859
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,760
I think I'm holding a giant bomb.

860
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,399
There, on you go,
take a look at him.

861
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,279
That's why YOU don't stand a chance.
You want to know why?

862
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,199
He's actually left-handed.

863
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,080
Sorry, instinct,
I couldn't let go of this.

864
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,599
Oh, oh, ho! Ho!

865
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,799
If you two are about to get excited,

866
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:44,519
maybe you could get rid
of that spaceship first.

867
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,959
You know what?

868
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,999
I think I prefer you in
your superhero costume.

869
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,719
It's a bit difficult for me
to change right now.

870
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,600
I'll do it for you.

871
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,159
Grant!

872
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,519
Grant! Remember, when you're...

873
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,399
finished,

874
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,520
throw that thing into the sun.

875
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,160
Jennifer's still downstairs!

876
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,600
So, Doctor...

877
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,240
..you think this is over? Yeah.

878
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,279
Your bomb's gone,
your plan's finished.

879
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:35,679
And look, there's UNIT, on the way
to close your head office.

880
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,079
It's almost like
they've been tipped off.

881
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,519
The vengeance of Harmony Shoal
is known and feared

882
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,119
throughout the five star systems!
Ooh! Is it?

883
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,759
Is it really? Well, I'd like
to stick around and listen,

884
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,399
but it's been a very long night.

885
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,759
Also, someone needs changing.

886
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,840
You're not the only one
that's full of it.

887
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,000
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

888
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,679
Down here now! Get off of me!

889
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,440
And he was like this when
you found him? Yes, sir.

890
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,439
Wait here.

891
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,480
I'm putting a call into Osgood.

892
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:26,519
So, no more Ghost, then?
Nah, laid to rest.

893
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,759
Are you sure?
Yeah, of course I'm sure.

894
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,959
I mean, life's not a comic book,
right, Doctor?

895
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,919
Possibly I'm not the
right person to ask.

896
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,439
What if something happens?

897
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,919
What if the whole world
is in danger?

898
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,919
Well, you know,
maybe I'll keep the outfit, then.

899
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,799
You know, just in case. Hmm.

900
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,999
The world will be fine. I've been
away for a while, but I'm back.

901
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,799
I'll take care of anything
that comes up.

902
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,359
You were away? Huh! 24 years.

903
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,960
What a night.

904
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,359
Where did you go?

905
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,800
Wrong question.

906
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,200
What was her name?

907
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,839
I'm sure that I must be busy,
I better go.

908
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,240
You OK? Yes, yes, yes, I'm OK.

909
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,399
Things end.

910
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,000
That's all.

911
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,120
Everything ends.

912
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,280
And it's always sad.

913
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,239
But everything begins again too,

914
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,640
and that's always happy.

915
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,440
Be happy.

916
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,120
I'll look after everything else.

917
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,360
Nardole. Hey, Doctor?

918
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,160
Keep it real.

919
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,599
Her name was River Song.

920
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:11,039
They were together for a while
and they were very happy.

921
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,679
And then she died,

922
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,479
a long time ago,

923
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,239
in a library. Are you sure
he's going to be all right?

924
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,959
Hm! He's the Doctor.

925
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,959
He's very brave and he's very silly

926
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:27,159
and I think, for a time,
he's going to be very sad.

927
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,399
But I promise, in the end,

928
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,319
he'll be all right.

929
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:33,959
I'll make sure of it.

930
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,680
Bye!

931
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,719
You never explained.

932
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,759
Who exactly is he?

933
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,240
Doctor who?

934
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,520
Doctor...

935
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:52,160
..Mysterio.

936
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,359
'I'm Bill. I serve chips.

937
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:11,999
'He's a professor. Or a lecturer.

938
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,479
'Or as I call him...'

939
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:14,679
Doctor what?

940
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,959
'And now we go everywhere.'

941
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,559
It's like a... Spaceship... kitchen!

942
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:21,119
'Any space...'

943
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,399
Where are we? Which way's Earth?
What's a Dalek?

944
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:24,519
Can I use the toilet?

945
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:26,079
'..any time...'

946
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,759
Get in! Whoa!

947
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,640
'..and now I see
everything... differently.'

948
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,759
Exterminate!

949
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,959
Where are we?
Basically in the middle of a war.

950
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:38,439
Oh!

951
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,239
And it's not as bad as it sounds!

952
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:41,559
I'm the Doctor.

953
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,759
I will save all your lives
and when I do,

954
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,560
you will spend the rest of them
wondering who I was.

955
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:49,799
Are you out of your mind?

956
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,440
Yes, completely,
but that's not a recent thing.