1 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,459 Heaven or hell? 2 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:04,263 People don't find out where they're headed until they die. 3 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:08,434 But I know. I know where everyone's going. 4 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,769 Because I'm the one who makes the decision. 5 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:16,975 This was the moment my life changed forever. 6 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:19,545 Because God starting speaking to me. 7 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,429 He gave me a job. 8 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,165 My purpose in life. 9 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:42,367 The judgements. 10 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,306 He told me as long as I trusted my instincts 11 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:50,676 and did my job... 12 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:51,878 everything would be alright. 13 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:05,117 My name is Walter Gary Benjamin. 14 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:08,253 My friends call me Wally. 15 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:10,088 My enemies call me "kid" or "dumbass" 16 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:13,258 or sometimes "stupid fuck." 17 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:15,160 My mom has always gone with Walt, 18 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:18,297 and my dad, whenever I talk to him, goes with Walter. 19 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:21,900 He's God, by the way. My dad. 20 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,603 And no, I'm not Jesus, that was someone else. 21 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:25,971 With a beard. 22 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:41,720 Eggs? 23 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,222 I have to go to work. 24 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:45,257 It's an important part of life, you know, eating. 25 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,025 I'm sorry, but being late is not an option. 26 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,493 You're never late. 27 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:51,163 Because I always leave at the same time. Goodbye. 28 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:53,532 Well, what if you starve to death on the way to work? 29 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,701 I won't. You might! 30 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:56,703 I won't. 31 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,036 Your bus could crash. 32 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:01,173 Everybody dies on impact, except you. 33 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:02,841 But the paramedics can't get to you, 34 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:03,875 because you're trapped, 35 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,611 under all the twisted metal, 36 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,012 and the other dead passengers, 37 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:09,047 and then there's gas, all over the road! 38 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,416 Now it doesn't explode, which is a good thing. 39 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,018 But while they're busy making 40 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,020 all of their explosion preparations, 41 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:18,123 who dies of starvation? 42 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,459 You do! 43 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,196 Being who I am isn't always easy. 44 00:04:58,198 --> 00:04:59,865 The job of deciding someone's eternal fate 45 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:02,167 is a great responsibility. 46 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:25,724 Him, hell. Her, heaven. 47 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:26,992 Heaven. 48 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:31,797 Heaven, hell. Heaven. 49 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:33,031 Heaven. 50 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,533 When making a judgement, 51 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,575 I'm required to look past the obvious. 52 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:48,246 Heaven. Heaven. Heaven. 53 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:03,528 Most of the time, I'm able to do my job without question. 54 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,931 But it's hard for me on this particular city bus. 55 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:10,902 When I was eleven, I took this same bus to the hospital 56 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:14,706 with Jim a lot. 57 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,375 He told me if he could fight fires for a living, 58 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:17,909 a little disease was nothing to worry about. 59 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,311 Then everything's gonna be okay? 60 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:21,346 Then everything's gonna be okay. 61 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:31,803 Dad, when I grow up, I'm gonna be... 62 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:01,353 Look at this kid, all eager and shit. 63 00:07:01,355 --> 00:07:03,588 I take the time out of my day to address 64 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,823 your quirky little dumbass self, 65 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:05,957 and you're just gonna blow me off? 66 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,259 I'm working, Vince. 67 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:08,894 No, you're vacuuming. I'm working. 68 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:11,329 Constantly. See, I got this call back on this jack-in-the-box 69 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:12,764 spot they're shooting up in Chi-town. 70 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,499 Corey gave each of us a list of pre-matinee duties 71 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,268 that we're supposed to... Corey gave up on life 72 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,036 when he gained 40 pounds, opted against using Rogaine 73 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,005 and decided to manage a fuckin' movie theatre 74 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,473 was an acceptable career choice. 75 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,442 He's still our boss. No, he's your boss. 76 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:25,210 My boss is Brando. 77 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:27,546 My boss is motherfucking Denzel. 78 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,414 My... my boss is that guy who played Gandhi 79 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:32,150 in that old-ass Gandhi movie. Corey ain't shit. 80 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,553 What was that? 81 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:37,222 Ha! You know, I saw you creeping up my perphery. 82 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,557 You like what I was doing there? 83 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:41,460 I was like, you know, "Corey ain't shit!", 84 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,695 knowing the whole time you were coming right up on me. 85 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,030 That's funny! 86 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,532 Theatre 3 has puke in one of the aisles, 87 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:49,468 just for you, Vince. 88 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:52,237 Yeah. Yeah, my boy, he's all over that. 89 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,239 Usually, when someone identifies you by name, 90 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,874 they're talking to you. 91 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,396 Unless you've changed your name to Douchebag. 92 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:08,887 Lobby looks good. 93 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,555 Thank you. 94 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:12,524 The lobby floor is highest on my list of pre-matinee duties, 95 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:15,093 so I always make sure to... Jesus Christ. 96 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:42,487 - Undigested Milk Duds. - Look at 'em. 97 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:43,455 No thank you. 98 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:45,023 Just fuckin' look at 'em! 99 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,825 You're seein' general human condition bullshit 100 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,293 going on right in there, man! 101 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,929 It's just a metaphor for life, stupid fuck! 102 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,803 That's Kendall. 103 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,639 Definitely heaven. 104 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,707 I've liked her since the moment she started working here, 105 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,976 but she's Concessions. I'm Tickets. 106 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,511 Yo, Kendall! 107 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,673 If only I can figure out how to talk to her. 108 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,519 It's about time, Wally... 109 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,354 She says, cueing the music. 110 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,859 She says something cool, poetic. 111 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,427 Something cool, 112 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:23,361 poetic. 113 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:24,996 I respond with equally profound 114 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,831 yet effortless banter. 115 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,334 Words, words, words. 116 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:43,081 I love you. 117 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,449 You're staring. 118 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:45,383 What? 119 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,819 You're staring, dumbass. 120 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:50,288 I wasn't staring. 121 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,723 No, whatever you say, Brokeback Rain Man. 122 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:52,557 Vince! What? 123 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,259 Stop. Hey, it's cool. 124 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,194 I'm... I'm all secure in my shit. 125 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,129 Like, I don't want you to think that I'm hatin' on 126 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,664 the goofy bitch, I just... 127 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,900 I'm totally into the ladies, so I gotta be like, 128 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:05,303 "Yo, you know, keep the homo party on that side of the... 129 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,305 "the lobby, 'cause I only bang chicks." 130 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,840 You know what I mean? 131 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,542 Look, it's okay, don't feel bad about yourself. 132 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:12,410 I got an appeal. It's an it-factor. 133 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,612 I wasn't staring. 134 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,013 Does this normally work for you? 135 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,515 What? When you talk. 136 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,754 Dramatic tension. 137 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,491 Wow. 138 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,860 I wasn't staring at Vince. 139 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:34,032 Umm... I'm gonna go set up before we open. 140 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,034 Well, w... I wasn't staring. 141 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,570 I wasn't. 142 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:41,640 - Even for the most dedicated - Cineplex employee, 143 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:44,542 there are extended gaps of down-time. 144 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,878 I spend mine watching movies. 145 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,980 Comedy, romance, action, 146 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:53,318 whatever it is Tyler Perry thinks he's doing. 147 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:57,155 As long as I can just watch. No judging. 148 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:16,041 Heaven. Heaven. 149 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,043 What... 150 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,753 - Theatre 1 to your left. - Heaven. 151 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,795 Theatre 2. Heaven. 152 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:43,068 Theatre 8 to your right. Hell. 153 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:16,034 Hello? 154 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,069 What do you want? 155 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,423 Good day at work? 156 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,291 Fine. It was fine. 157 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,526 I made eggs. 158 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,528 I'm... I'm not... I'm not... 159 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,396 Are you sick? No. 160 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,432 Oh, Walt, you don't look good. 161 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,767 Did you catch something? 162 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,235 I'm fine. 163 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,736 I told you to get a flu shot. 164 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,638 You're working at that movie theatre, 165 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,974 with all those people with butter 166 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,309 and bathroom doorknob feces on their hands. 167 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,345 I'll get the thermometer. 168 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,760 Heaven, heaven. 169 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:57,996 Listen, man, I don't know what's wrong... 170 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,264 Hell. 171 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,706 But I need it today, not tomorrow. 172 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,574 Heaven. Heaven. 173 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,709 Heav... 174 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,614 Heaven. 175 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,549 Heav... 176 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,718 Hell. Heaven. 177 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,434 Theatre 3 to your left. Heaven. 178 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:44,809 Theatre 2 to your right. Polo heaven, tank-top hell. 179 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,911 Anybody say he'd be your Prince Charming? 180 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,647 Do you think or you just completely... 181 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:54,085 Uhh, Theatre 4 right... uhh, to your right. Hell. 182 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,557 Hello? 183 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,759 Come on, man, I'll miss my movie. Oh, no, no, no, no. 184 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,395 Where are you going, ticket guy? 185 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,799 Just make the judgement, kid. 186 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,367 This is not... Yes or no, 187 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,769 up or down, heaven or hell, I really don't care, 188 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,771 but I can't be here any longer. 189 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,174 You're not... you're not even... 190 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,910 I know who you are. 191 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:20,445 This isn't... This isn't... 192 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,180 Do your job. 193 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,781 - I can't get a reading... - Can I get a new ticket guy? 194 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,116 Mine's broken. 195 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,852 Do... your... job. 196 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,108 Must be nice. 197 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,311 If I had a direct line like you, I wouldn't have to do this. 198 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,712 Do what? Who are you? 199 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,913 I'm Greg. 200 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,248 Greg? 201 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,885 Yeah. Gregory Douglas Tomlinson, 202 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,087 if that helps with the paperwork. 203 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:06,557 How do you... Hmm? How do I what? 204 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,161 Know who I am. No one knows. 205 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,197 No one living, at least. 206 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,166 Boo. 207 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,968 It's a stupid joke. It's... I just... 208 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:20,171 I've been waiting a long time to try that out, so... 209 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,606 You're dead. 210 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,141 My lack of colour give me away? 211 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,976 That's why I couldn't get a read. 212 00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:27,311 So what's the plan? How did you find me? 213 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,080 I'm dead, Walter. 214 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,448 I'm dead and I'm talking to you. 215 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,582 I judge the living. 216 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,584 You judge everyone. 217 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,118 Everyone living! 218 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,491 So I'm... 219 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,692 I'm stuck here like this? 220 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,195 I don't know! I... I don't... 221 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,298 Well, I can't! 222 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,572 Living, dead, 223 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,275 what's the difference? 224 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,743 I told you, I can't get a read... 225 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,578 A read, a read, right, whatever. 226 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,580 Uhh, make a guess. 227 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,315 I honestly don't care where you send me, 228 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,683 just get me outta here. 229 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,685 Flip a goddamn coin! 230 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:15,960 It doesn't work that way. 231 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:16,761 Why not? 232 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,162 Because I have to know. 233 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:20,231 Who cares? 234 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,300 He does. 235 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,235 I have to be right, that's how it works. 236 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,536 And how does that happen 237 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,673 with normal people who aren't, you know, dead? 238 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,608 I just see them and I know. 239 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,110 You do all this on a fuckin' hunch? 240 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,945 I wouldn't expect you to understand how I work. 241 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,746 There's certain... mysteries that can't be explained. 242 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,415 Mysterious ways, right. 243 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,884 Godspeak for bullshit. 244 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:48,126 Can't feel anything. 245 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,061 You have any idea what that's like? 246 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,931 I'm sorry, but I... 247 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,166 I still can't help you. 248 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,968 What's the harm in trying, Walter? 249 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,369 I have work to do, and anything that keeps me 250 00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,638 from doing that work is harmful, so please... 251 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:05,176 Go away. 252 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,187 Okay, I know I promised not to talk about it... 253 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,157 I'm fine. You don't look fine. 254 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,925 I told you we're not talking about it. 255 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,628 Well, you have kind of a plague-y look. 256 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,762 Plague-y? 257 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,330 Well, a pre-plague-y look, 258 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,132 but that's how it starts. I don't have the plague. 259 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,302 Ohh, The plague. As if there's only one. 260 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,970 Goodnight, Mom. 261 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,406 Okay, okay, okay. This time I promise: 262 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,208 we will not talk about it. 263 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,143 You won't keep that promise. How do you know? 264 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,078 Because you've broken it five times since we started eating. 265 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,147 Well, then tell me! Tell you what? 266 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,448 Whatever it is! 267 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,586 You're gay. 268 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,421 What? 269 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,423 Aren't you? 270 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,424 I'm not gay. 271 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,624 It's okay if you are. 272 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,092 But I'm not. 273 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,196 Well, you're something. 274 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,198 Something not gay! 275 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,701 The book said you'd say that. 276 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,436 And the book about having a depressed son 277 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,705 said I would deny being depressed if confronted, 278 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,074 and so did the one about having an alcoholic son, 279 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:13,444 and a cutter, and a crystal meth addict, and... Hey. 280 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:17,148 I mean, it makes the most sense. 281 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:22,086 And I want you to know that I am totally okay with it. 282 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,889 Goodnight, Mom. 283 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,062 Walt! 284 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,065 I'm not sick, I'm not gay and I'm not hungry. 285 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,044 Whatever's going on with you, you have to talk about it. 286 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:50,047 If not with me, then with somebody. 287 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,750 There must be good therapists out there. 288 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,987 We can find one. 289 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,788 Walt? 290 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:58,790 Walt! 291 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,191 I'm not dead, Mom. 292 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,127 Just checking. 293 00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:53,844 Karen? 294 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,179 Karen Benjamin? 295 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,080 No. 296 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,448 Oh, my Christ, is that you? 297 00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:00,518 I haven't seen you in so... Honey, hug! 298 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,688 Oh... Oh, yeah, we're doin' it! 299 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,823 How are you? I'm great. 300 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,325 I gotta tell you, 301 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,628 that office was never the same after you left, mmm-mm. 302 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:11,996 Oh... Really. 303 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,497 What have you been doing? 304 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,832 How's little Walter? 305 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,200 Oh, I guess he's not so little anymore. 306 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:17,868 Gotta be in college by now, right? 307 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,705 Yeah, college and... girlfriend. 308 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,139 I mean, he's great. 309 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,841 We're... we're... we're great. 310 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,242 Oh, that's great! 311 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,479 Umm... 312 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,114 Wow! 313 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:32,676 Oh, well, you know, we ran out of eggs. 314 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,545 Hey, Walter. 315 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,480 You want some popcorn? 316 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:38,048 I made it just for you. 317 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,818 Special. With extra butter... 318 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,920 and bathroom doorknob feces. 319 00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:49,160 Let me know how many eggs you want for breakfast, Walt. 320 00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:52,663 Wally? 321 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,566 Walter! 322 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:56,967 Walter. 323 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,473 Walter... 324 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:06,444 Don't be like that, Walter. 325 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:07,645 Go away! 326 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,847 That's all I'm trying to do, buddy, go away. 327 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:10,849 Forever. 328 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:11,850 Leave me alone! 329 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:12,983 Not a chance. 330 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:14,385 Wanna snuggle? 331 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,688 Stop! 332 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,626 Stop! You have to stop! You have... 333 00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:29,567 Are you gone? 334 00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:34,805 Is this destructive ghost silence, 335 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,740 or "gone forever because you've realized I can't help you" 336 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:37,875 silence? 337 00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:42,613 Walt? 338 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:46,183 I'm... I'm fine! Every... everything's fine. 339 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,785 I can hear you yelling in there. 340 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:49,620 You can go away now, 'cause everything's okay, 341 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:52,182 and I just need to start getting ready now, so I... 342 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,362 Umm... I have your clothes ready. 343 00:24:58,364 --> 00:24:59,897 Thank you. 344 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,699 I'll just... 345 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:06,170 Everything's fine? 346 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,707 Oh, I forgot the battery. What? 347 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,643 You asked me to get one with a battery for a backup. 348 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:16,313 Right. Batteries. 349 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:17,781 It's important to be on time. 350 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,854 Well, everything's fine. 351 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:27,825 I need to get ready now. I have a lot to do today, so... 352 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:30,327 Okay. 353 00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,064 Does it help? 354 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,201 What? 355 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,470 If something's wrong with you, 356 00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:41,572 if something isn't making sense... 357 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,776 does it help to talk to someone about it? 358 00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:52,249 Yes. 359 00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,656 I really need to start getting ready now. 360 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:01,959 As soon as I'm done hugging you. 361 00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:39,863 Walter Benjamin. 362 00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:41,632 That's my name, yes. 363 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:48,172 That is your name. Walter Gary Benjamin. 364 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:52,142 Ohh. You hiding bodies, Walter Gary Benjamin? 365 00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:54,645 Bodies? 366 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:56,447 You got a sort of serial killer kind of name. 367 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:57,715 Anyone ever tell you that? 368 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:58,949 No. 369 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,884 Of course not, that's a terrible thing to say! 370 00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:03,153 So, what kind of crazy are you? 371 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:05,422 - I'm not crazy. - Sure. 372 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:07,257 But since you're here, might as well pretend 373 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:08,792 you're not completely sane and normal 374 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:10,894 so that I can pretend to make you less crazy. 375 00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:12,763 You ever been in therapy before? 376 00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:15,699 No. 377 00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:20,404 Your mom said that after your dad died, 378 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:23,374 she took you to at least ten different therapists. 379 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,476 He wasn't my dad. 380 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:26,644 Who? 381 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,612 I didn't come here to talk about him. 382 00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:30,347 Well, who'd you come to talk about? 383 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:32,816 Greg. Greg. 384 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,886 He's a ghost. 385 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,821 Greg's a ghost. 386 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,123 Yes. 387 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,124 And that's who you came to talk about? 388 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,191 Greg, the ghost? 389 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:43,093 Yeah. 390 00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:44,895 I'm not supposed to see ghosts. 391 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,296 That was never... 392 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,933 There's a plan. 393 00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:51,135 Of course there is. 394 00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:52,836 But I can't really get into that. 395 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,204 Greg needs to go. 396 00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:56,974 Okay? He's not supposed to be here, so... 397 00:27:56,976 --> 00:28:00,177 there must be something wrong with me, in my brain? 398 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,979 If you know how to fix this, I need you to do it 399 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:04,081 as quickly as possible, because it's starting to have 400 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,316 a very negative effect on my work. 401 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,791 Could we go back to Jim for a second? 402 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:15,459 I'd rather not. 403 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:18,328 Well, of course you wouldn't, but I'm a doctor, 404 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:19,897 this is my office, and I'm bigger than you, 405 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,465 so let's do it my way for a second. 406 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:25,402 Is Jim a ghost too? 407 00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:29,840 If I tell you, you have to promise not to get angry. 408 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:31,575 Why would I get angry? 409 00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:34,845 Because you're going to hell. 410 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:41,719 Tell me something I don't know. 411 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:18,722 You have the most beautiful eyes, you should show those. 412 00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:20,657 You should really show those, they're really nice. 413 00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:22,126 Thank you. 414 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:24,328 Damn, they'd look really good for cameras... 415 00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:28,999 That picks it up, and then when you down the iris scope... 416 00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:50,521 She's beautiful. 417 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,025 Yes, she is. 418 00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:57,261 Gonna talk to her? 419 00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:58,695 You don't exist and I have work to do, 420 00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:00,164 so I'd rather not have this conversation. 421 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:01,632 Just say the word, and I'm gone. 422 00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:02,866 Go! 423 00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:05,469 That's not the word I'm lookin' for. 424 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,838 Mine starts with an "H", preferably two syllables, 425 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,873 but I'll take what I can get. 426 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,375 Go away! 427 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:12,943 Talk to her, and I will. 428 00:30:14,045 --> 00:30:15,078 Really? 429 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,780 Not forever, O Chosen One. 430 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:18,549 You're not getting rid of me 'til you do your job. 431 00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:20,284 But I'll give you the afternoon off. 432 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,985 And all I have to do is just... go... just... 433 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,921 Talk to her like a person would, yeah. 434 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:26,089 But I don't think you have the balls. 435 00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:27,958 I've got plenty of... 436 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,359 balls. 437 00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:31,795 Prove it. 438 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:50,781 Hi. What's going on? 439 00:30:50,783 --> 00:30:53,050 Uhh, maybe if there's some free time after 440 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:54,952 all the matinees start, I could buy you some Junior Mints 441 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:56,854 or something. But you wouldn't have to eat them with me, 442 00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:59,923 they... they'd be a gift for you to enjoy at your own leisure. 443 00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:05,696 Umm, actually... all of us back here kinda just... 444 00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:08,398 borrow the candy that we want, for free, 445 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,868 so we don't have to pay for it. Shh. 446 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,469 I'm right here. 447 00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:14,471 It's fine, he doesn't care. 448 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:15,672 See ya later. 449 00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:17,774 "Maybe after the matinees start, 450 00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:19,943 "I could buy you some Junior Mints or something?" 451 00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:22,379 That was fucking beautiful, bro. Really, I mean it. 452 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,681 I'm actually... I'm... I'm a little hard right now, 453 00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:26,650 having just experienced the joy of watching you do 454 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:28,385 your thing, man! That was great! 455 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,287 My mom says that you're supposed to treat women with respect, 456 00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:31,989 and talk to them about things that they're interested in. 457 00:31:31,991 --> 00:31:32,956 And Kendall sells Junior Mints... Oh, God, hey, 458 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:35,158 I know you're all in love with her and shit, it's cool. 459 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,695 I get it. But, I should let you know that, umm, 460 00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:41,565 as your co-worker, and I like to think as your friend, that... 461 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,668 I'm probably gonna nail that at some point. 462 00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:47,037 Like, really hard! Oh yeah, she got a crazy side. 463 00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:48,805 Has some sort of breakdown or something 464 00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:50,140 at that fancy-ass college 465 00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:52,409 she was going to. Yeah, plus, I heard 466 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,644 she ain't talked to her dad 467 00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:55,012 since she tried to go pro as a cutter. 468 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:59,016 You know what I mean? Yeah. I kinda like that. 469 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:00,984 Unstable bitches are the shit, bro. 470 00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:03,987 You know, I don't want to ruin, you know, 471 00:32:03,989 --> 00:32:05,856 what you and I have, 'cause I like to think that 472 00:32:05,858 --> 00:32:08,458 you and I have like a Of Mice and Men thing. 473 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,727 You know, I'm George. 474 00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:12,896 Or Lennie. Whichever one isn't the fuckin' retard, 475 00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:14,798 and I don't wanna ruin that, you know? 476 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,968 So, for... for your sake, and for our sake, really, 477 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:20,771 just try not to picture her riding my dick. 478 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,940 Even though it's totally gonna happen. 479 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:24,141 Yo, Kendall! 480 00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:30,514 You pictured it. Ah, it's cool, man. You're welcome. 481 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,183 I didn't picture it! 482 00:32:39,224 --> 00:32:40,891 I didn't picture it. 483 00:32:40,893 --> 00:32:42,926 I do. 484 00:32:44,562 --> 00:32:48,332 Most people seem really worried about being alone. 485 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:50,801 I guess I can understand how someone can see life 486 00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:53,203 as random and meaningless. 487 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:54,938 Even cruel, at times. 488 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,841 So it makes sense they'd spend most, 489 00:32:57,843 --> 00:32:59,509 if not all of their time, 490 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:01,378 doing their best to ensure they don't have to go 491 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,980 through it by themselves. 492 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,753 Safety in numbers, I suppose. 493 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:55,766 Not sure I understand the rules of this particular game, 494 00:33:55,768 --> 00:33:58,735 but I'm pretty sure we're both losing. 495 00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:00,670 So, how'd it go with the girl? 496 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:02,305 Fine. You sure about that? 497 00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:03,707 Go away! Make me. 498 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,108 You know I can't do anything... 499 00:34:05,110 --> 00:34:06,543 We've got a big day ahead of us, Walter. 500 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,011 Figure we should get going soon, 501 00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:10,147 so I can get you back in time for work. 502 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,314 Back? 503 00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:13,583 You do have, like, adults' clothes, right? 504 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,385 Back from where? Huh? Field trip. 505 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:16,787 What? 506 00:34:16,789 --> 00:34:19,056 A Son of God, I would think a clothing allowance 507 00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:20,524 would be in order. 508 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:22,526 Why are we... I'm not going on a field trip with you. 509 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:23,593 You're not even real! 510 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:25,262 I have a therapist now. 511 00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:28,331 Ohh. Yeah, you know, he's... gonna fix this, so... 512 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,333 I'm not going anywhere with you, and even if I did, 513 00:34:30,335 --> 00:34:32,202 I'm not capable of sending you to Heaven or Hell, 514 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:33,703 so you're just gonna have to get help with your problem 515 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:34,971 from someone else. 516 00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:36,106 Okay? 517 00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:37,874 Huh? Sorry, didn't catch most of that, 518 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:40,911 I was too busy suffering from the weight of ten years 519 00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:44,614 of unrealized post-death eternity to hear you. 520 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,216 Care to run all that by me again? 521 00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:48,785 That's the best you got? 522 00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:50,754 I can't wear that. 523 00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:56,093 A church? 524 00:34:56,095 --> 00:34:59,096 Stop messin' with your suit, you look fine. 525 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:00,197 I do? 526 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,731 No, but we're late. 527 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,535 You never told me how. 528 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:06,703 How what? 529 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:08,605 You were able to find me. 530 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:12,742 Mysterious ways, I guess. 531 00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:14,478 I still don't know what we're doing here, 532 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,279 and I haven't been inside a church since Jim's funeral, 533 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:17,547 and I just... I don't... 534 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:18,782 the suit's really uncomfortable! 535 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:19,916 It's making my thighs all sweaty, 536 00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:21,318 and I don't understand what... 537 00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:25,322 And then we'll go through your vows. 538 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:27,424 You've both written them by now, yes? 539 00:35:27,426 --> 00:35:29,960 We'll have them done by tomorrow, I promise. 540 00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:31,895 This is weird, we shouldn't be here. Not yet. 541 00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:34,931 "Wind Beneath My Wings", a capella. 542 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:37,400 Look, we should leave. 543 00:35:37,402 --> 00:35:38,902 Okay, alright, 544 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:40,203 and then we'll have the presentation of the rings. 545 00:35:40,205 --> 00:35:41,805 That's your cue. 546 00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:43,440 And, uhh... 547 00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:45,075 Mason. 548 00:35:45,077 --> 00:35:46,776 ...don't chew gum throughout the ceremony... 549 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:49,412 Who's Mason? 550 00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:50,947 My son. 551 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:58,722 Baby girl. Goddamn beautiful baby girl. 552 00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:01,324 You have a family? 553 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,894 Had. Had, yeah. 554 00:36:03,896 --> 00:36:05,262 Now, to her credit, 555 00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:08,064 it took her almost a decade to re-marry. 556 00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:09,866 All this time, you've just been... 557 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,468 I don't stalk 'em or anything. 558 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:13,937 Anymore. I just keep tabs. 559 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,739 Make sure everyone's okay. 560 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:18,141 I mean, the new guy's a little stiff. 561 00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:19,943 Pretty sure he's breathin'. 562 00:36:21,445 --> 00:36:22,946 So... 563 00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:24,748 So what? 564 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,717 Where are they headed? 565 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,252 You... you mean... 566 00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:31,521 I'm assuming that you judge 'em one by one. 567 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:35,325 You don't have, like, an afterlife family plan 568 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:36,459 or anything, right? 569 00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:37,794 Look, this isn't, really... 570 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,329 So, they're gonna be okay? 571 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,291 I... I mean... 572 00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:44,367 She's not perfect. 573 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:49,139 But for whatever it's worth, she doesn't deserve Hell. 574 00:36:49,141 --> 00:36:50,607 And if you even think about fucking over 575 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:51,741 either one of my kids... 576 00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:54,377 I can't talk about it. What? 577 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,746 Other people's judgements is not for anyone else to know. 578 00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,114 Come on. I can't. 579 00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:00,383 That's my fuckin' family. Not anymore! 580 00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:03,753 And you're off to start your life as husband and wife, 581 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,456 happily ever after. Sound like a game plan? 582 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:07,657 Thank you! 583 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,226 I'm sorry. No, that's good. 584 00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:10,994 That's good. It's... you know you got your rules. 585 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:12,996 Certainly convenient. 586 00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:38,054 Where are you going? 587 00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:39,656 I'm late for work! 588 00:38:01,245 --> 00:38:05,382 Nothing to worry about, kiddo. 589 00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:07,183 Just some more tests. 590 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:09,619 Tests for what? 591 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,488 Well... come here. 592 00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:13,823 They wanna know if I'm really from Mars, 593 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,393 or if I'm just weird. 594 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,994 You should get tested too. 595 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:21,898 You're weird. Are you weird or just a Martian, Walter? 596 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,302 Jim Benjamin. 597 00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:26,870 Jim Benjamin. 598 00:38:26,872 --> 00:38:28,505 Wish me luck. 599 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,581 Okay, uhh, do you know the number? 600 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:42,118 Yeah. I just need you to sign for that, it's the top form. 601 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,888 And then, uhh, I'll be back in a bit. 602 00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:47,090 Alright. Sorry! 603 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:49,192 Thank you. 604 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:22,258 Oh, man, you're making this shit too easy on me, Rain Man. 605 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:24,127 Hey, by the way, you're late, motherfucker. 606 00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:26,229 What? 607 00:39:26,231 --> 00:39:27,231 Wally! 608 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:28,965 Wally. 609 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,266 Hello, Kendall. 610 00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:34,671 How's your day going... so far... today? 611 00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:36,406 Umm, it's... it's good. 612 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:39,008 Yes, it's, uhh, it's good so far. 613 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,477 Good. 614 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:43,446 Hey, tell me to just shut up if I'm prying, 615 00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:45,515 or anything, but the past couple days, 616 00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,784 you've seemed a little off, or something. 617 00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:50,387 I'm fine, thank you. 618 00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:55,458 Cool suit you got there. 619 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:56,593 It's too small. 620 00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:59,729 And very uncomfortable in a variety of places, 621 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:02,165 and it's making my thighs continue to sweat even though 622 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:05,001 I'm now in a very well air-conditioned building. 623 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,472 I feel weird now. 624 00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:11,408 No, Wally... Goodbye. 625 00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:16,713 Well, well, well, you are exactly... 626 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,249 You're late. 627 00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:22,352 Which means you have to do Vince's shit-work. 628 00:40:22,354 --> 00:40:24,053 But I'm the ticket-taker/ ticket-tearer. 629 00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:27,323 Sorry, Miho, I don't make up the... 630 00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:29,526 What is... what are you wearing? 631 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:30,693 A suit. 632 00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:32,328 I didn't even know you had other clothes. 633 00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:35,331 It's too small. Yeah, a little bit. 634 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,125 At least pretend to be a little rattled. 635 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,527 I'm a ghost, man! You owe me that much. 636 00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:07,597 I'm working. Yeah, apparently. 637 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:08,965 You made me late. So? 638 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:09,999 I'm never late. 639 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,402 Hey, I'm sorry, but... 640 00:41:12,404 --> 00:41:15,438 What's the Son of God doing working at a movie theatre? 641 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,807 Shouldn't you be, like, curing lepers or something? 642 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:19,943 Miracles were phased out over a thousand years ago. 643 00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:22,078 I'm pretty sure lepers don't go to the movies very often. 644 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,347 Never answered my question. 645 00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:26,749 The lobby offers constant access to new people for judgment. 646 00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:27,750 Just makes sense to work here. 647 00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:29,152 Bullshit! 648 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:31,120 There'd be like three times as many people 649 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:34,290 at McDonalds or the fuckin' DMV. Why here? 650 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:35,792 He used to take me here a lot. 651 00:41:35,794 --> 00:41:37,160 Who? Jim. 652 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,828 Who's Jim? Even after he got sick. 653 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,897 "A nice escape from reality," he called it. 654 00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:42,432 Walter... So now I work here. 655 00:41:42,434 --> 00:41:44,501 But instead of doing my cineplex duties, 656 00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:45,969 I'm the trash collector/ trash emptier, 657 00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:47,237 which is the punishment for being late, 658 00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:48,439 which I only am because of you, 659 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,839 which... which I don't even think 660 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,281 you've properly acknowledged. You miss him? 661 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:57,180 - They don't miss me. - I mean, you know. 662 00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:58,948 I have to go back to work. 663 00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:00,783 You know her, don't ya? 664 00:42:00,785 --> 00:42:03,019 Who? Allie. 665 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:04,754 The way you looked at her, at the church. 666 00:42:04,756 --> 00:42:06,222 I need to get back inside... How do you know her? 667 00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:07,957 Just please leave me alone. 668 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:10,493 I'm not gonna watch her walk down that aisle, Walter. 669 00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:13,329 It has to be now! Do your job! 670 00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:35,218 No! 671 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,220 Church? Really? 672 00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:38,688 I know we talked about this. 673 00:42:38,690 --> 00:42:41,624 You let Greg the ghost take you to a house of worship?! 674 00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:42,792 You did that! 675 00:42:42,794 --> 00:42:44,027 Can I just explain... 676 00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:46,362 Hold on, I've gotta get another lap in 677 00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:48,331 before I listen to this. 678 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,800 Oh, my... 679 00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:52,402 Alright. 680 00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:58,942 Go. I just thought that... 681 00:42:58,944 --> 00:42:59,976 It's crazy. 682 00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:01,377 What? 683 00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:02,478 It doesn't matter what you're about to say 684 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,047 if what you're about to say is 685 00:43:04,049 --> 00:43:05,548 you went to church with a dead guy. 686 00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:07,483 Who we both had agreed was not an actual dead guy, 687 00:43:07,485 --> 00:43:10,520 but the kind of dead guy only crazy people see! 688 00:43:10,522 --> 00:43:11,988 But, you don't... Crazy! 689 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,923 And I will be completely honest with you. 690 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,626 You're lookin' a bit off at the moment. Off? 691 00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:19,729 Not that you were ever a picture of "on." No... 692 00:43:19,731 --> 00:43:22,031 Should I leave? Yes. 693 00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:23,666 Really? 694 00:43:23,668 --> 00:43:26,903 You didn't have an appointment. You said I could come in! 695 00:43:26,905 --> 00:43:28,137 Why did you come here? 696 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,672 Because I think that this is an emergency. 697 00:43:29,674 --> 00:43:32,175 No, no, I mean, why did you come here initially? 698 00:43:32,177 --> 00:43:34,911 I... came here to... 699 00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,012 To? 700 00:43:36,014 --> 00:43:37,180 Stop seeing the... 701 00:43:37,182 --> 00:43:38,314 To stop seeing Greg the ghost, 702 00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:39,882 that's why you came here. 703 00:43:39,884 --> 00:43:42,585 You knew enough to know that seeing dead people was crazy. 704 00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:43,419 So why, 705 00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:46,122 Walter Gary Benjamin, 706 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,024 are you now going on dates with him?! 707 00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:49,425 He's very persistant! 708 00:43:52,096 --> 00:43:53,396 Leave. What? 709 00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:54,998 Seriously, you gotta go. 710 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,666 But... but... I'm trying... Crazy. 711 00:43:56,668 --> 00:43:58,701 He... you don't understand. He seems real. 712 00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:00,970 Crazy. He's got a family, and I know they're real. 713 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,605 Straight-up batshit. 714 00:44:02,607 --> 00:44:05,308 I'm sorry, Walter, but that's my professional opinion; 715 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:07,677 you're beyond fixing. Goodbye. 716 00:44:14,685 --> 00:44:17,153 You know Greg ain't the problem, right? 717 00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:21,524 I just came here because I just... I just need... 718 00:44:21,526 --> 00:44:23,092 I know why you think you came here, 719 00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:24,560 but that doesn't help me, 720 00:44:24,562 --> 00:44:26,129 and I doubt it's doing much for you either. 721 00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:28,064 Aren't you supposed to ask me questions about stuff? 722 00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:29,932 Isn't that how this works? 723 00:44:29,934 --> 00:44:31,734 It's a pretty popular approach, yeah. 724 00:44:31,736 --> 00:44:34,203 What do you think you should be asking me about? 725 00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:36,339 I got these pages and pages of notes here, 726 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:39,709 mostly stuff about Greg. And try as I might, 727 00:44:39,711 --> 00:44:41,911 with my undeniable talent and insight, 728 00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:45,448 I can't seem to come up with a single worthwhile question 729 00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:47,417 out of any of this. 730 00:44:50,254 --> 00:44:52,622 But... 731 00:44:52,624 --> 00:44:55,625 There is one question we touched on briefly 732 00:44:55,627 --> 00:44:58,628 that I'm thinking might merit a second look. 733 00:45:06,403 --> 00:45:07,770 Who's Jim? 734 00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:16,112 I love the movies, Dad... 735 00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:21,617 Come on, Walter. 736 00:45:36,534 --> 00:45:38,334 No one is coming. 737 00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:42,271 And we're all gonna starve to death if we stay up here. 738 00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:44,107 What are you saying? 739 00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:48,911 I'm saying that those things are still in the house, 740 00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:50,580 and if we stay up here 741 00:45:50,582 --> 00:45:54,217 with no food or no water, we're all gonna die. 742 00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:55,818 First David. 743 00:45:58,355 --> 00:46:02,792 Then Mersp, Centreller. 744 00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:04,727 And then Teller. 745 00:46:04,729 --> 00:46:07,497 There is no search and rescue. 746 00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:12,869 We're gonna have to leave. 747 00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:15,872 First, someone's gonna have to go get it, 748 00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:17,106 and bring it around the other side of... 749 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,208 Hey, Wally. 750 00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:25,081 Uhh... how'd you know it was me? 751 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,415 What about me? 752 00:46:26,417 --> 00:46:29,552 You're always sort of here, aren't you? 753 00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:30,753 Hopefully they'll stay 754 00:46:30,755 --> 00:46:32,622 where I can see really well. 755 00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:36,325 I guess I love movies. 756 00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:40,897 I know. I'm sure you do, but... 757 00:46:40,899 --> 00:46:44,167 it's different for you, isn't it? 758 00:46:44,169 --> 00:46:47,203 I don't know, Taylor, what if they... 759 00:46:47,205 --> 00:46:49,071 Everything sort of is. 760 00:46:49,073 --> 00:46:52,975 You know what happens if we stay up here. I'm sorry. 761 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,977 I'm sorry, I'm just... 762 00:46:57,447 --> 00:47:00,383 The crazy thing is, I really like this movie. 763 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:07,824 Well, then why are you crying? 764 00:47:07,826 --> 00:47:09,525 These guys are gonna be chasing you, 765 00:47:09,527 --> 00:47:11,928 so you'll have to punch the car... 766 00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:13,963 I don't know. 767 00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:21,003 We're all broken, Wally. 768 00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:27,543 But maybe that's okay. 769 00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:28,678 You got it? 770 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,279 I got it. 771 00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:32,615 Okay, I'm going. 772 00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:44,120 Please go away. 773 00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:50,960 Whatcha prayin' for? 774 00:48:50,962 --> 00:48:52,595 The girl? It's the girl, right? 775 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:55,464 Askin' Daddy to pull a few strings? I like it. 776 00:48:55,466 --> 00:48:58,067 I mean, if the Son of God can't get the girl of his dreams, 777 00:48:58,069 --> 00:49:01,737 really, what chance does true love have in this world? 778 00:49:03,073 --> 00:49:04,540 Why are you doing this? 779 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:09,545 Allie will be someone else's wife in less than an hour. 780 00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:11,514 Please. I can't help you. 781 00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:13,115 What if I told you everything? 782 00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:14,951 What? 783 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,688 Like everything. 784 00:49:18,690 --> 00:49:21,657 The stuff that you normally see when you... 785 00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:23,526 look into someone's soul or whatever. 786 00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:25,962 I'll just lay it out there. 787 00:49:25,964 --> 00:49:27,797 It doesn't work that way, and even if it did, 788 00:49:27,799 --> 00:49:29,065 how would I know you were telling me the truth? 789 00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:30,566 You don't even have the instincts 790 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:32,001 to tell if a man's lying or not? 791 00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:33,235 Ask me anything! 792 00:49:33,237 --> 00:49:34,570 You think I'm bullshitting you in any way, 793 00:49:34,572 --> 00:49:36,339 I will leave you alone forever. 794 00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:38,341 I can't really get into the logistics... She was gonna leave me. 795 00:49:38,343 --> 00:49:40,710 Why are you telling me this? 796 00:49:42,279 --> 00:49:46,549 You might understand this... unrequited pining thing 797 00:49:46,551 --> 00:49:51,053 or whatever you're doing with Popcorn Girl, but, uhh... 798 00:49:51,055 --> 00:49:55,558 to actually have the girl, to have her love you... 799 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,362 like, start a family together... 800 00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:01,864 to know someone in such a perfect way, like completely, 801 00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:04,700 that's the best, man. 802 00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:07,169 That's the best. I had that. 803 00:50:09,706 --> 00:50:11,474 So you think I'm afraid of Hell? 804 00:50:11,476 --> 00:50:14,577 That's Hell. Worse than Hell. Having that, losing it. 805 00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:18,748 Don't need you or God or anyone else 806 00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:20,983 to explain that to me. 807 00:50:23,755 --> 00:50:25,921 So what do you say, Walter? 808 00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:28,190 Walter? 809 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:30,659 Deal with me, you chicken-shit little bitch... 810 00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:32,828 How'd you die? 811 00:50:35,999 --> 00:50:38,534 What am I supposed... How did you die? 812 00:50:50,013 --> 00:50:52,615 I mean... 813 00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:54,550 she was my life. 814 00:51:07,264 --> 00:51:10,232 I answer your question, and you run off. 815 00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:11,567 Poor form, Son of God. 816 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:13,636 Poor form. What are you doing? 817 00:51:13,638 --> 00:51:15,237 We have to go. 818 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:16,338 Go where? 819 00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:17,540 Another field trip. 820 00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:34,090 No. 821 00:51:34,092 --> 00:51:35,291 You think it started already? 822 00:51:35,293 --> 00:51:36,525 What does it matter? 823 00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:38,594 It's not like you're invited. 824 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:39,795 Whoa, hey, Walter! 825 00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:41,263 I need to talk to her! Whoa! 826 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:42,865 Don't do this, man! 827 00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:45,668 You can't just show up at her wedding. 828 00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:48,370 Hey, hey, what's the plan here? 829 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,543 Excuse me. ...honourable estate. 830 00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:56,212 Excuse me! Made by God in Paradise, 831 00:51:56,214 --> 00:51:57,680 into its holy... 832 00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:58,682 Excuse me! 833 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:01,250 Uhh... sorry, sorry. 834 00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:02,451 I'm sorry to interrupt. 835 00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:04,620 Son, I'm sorry, this is a private ceremony. 836 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,455 I need to talk to the... I'm gonna have to ask you to leave right now. 837 00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:08,824 My name is Walter Gary Benjamin, I need to talk to the bride! 838 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:10,392 Really? 839 00:52:10,394 --> 00:52:11,827 Wait! 840 00:52:13,498 --> 00:52:15,865 It's okay, I know him. 841 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,555 Uhh, Allie... 842 00:52:39,557 --> 00:52:44,160 Can you give us a minute? Please? 843 00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:47,463 Just trust me, I... 844 00:52:47,465 --> 00:52:48,764 You yell if you need me. 845 00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:50,166 I will. 846 00:52:54,771 --> 00:52:58,340 I gotta say, your timing could use some work. 847 00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:01,076 Do you know why I'm here? 848 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,381 Do you? 849 00:53:09,886 --> 00:53:12,154 You were at the rehearsal too, weren't you? 850 00:53:12,156 --> 00:53:16,959 I couldn't quite place you then, but... 851 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:22,698 You look just like him. 852 00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:34,810 Are you okay? 853 00:53:36,247 --> 00:53:37,646 No. 854 00:53:40,484 --> 00:53:43,252 No, I'm not. 855 00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:44,334 Walter. 856 00:53:53,663 --> 00:53:54,863 Walter? 857 00:54:24,661 --> 00:54:27,129 Oh, this smells so good. 858 00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:28,764 Well, you probably won't be able to keep much down 859 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,399 once you start chemo. 860 00:54:30,401 --> 00:54:33,168 I figured you should have a shot at some real food beforehand. 861 00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:37,373 Last meal, so to speak. 862 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:38,874 Don't say that. 863 00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:47,916 Is it bad... that I love you? 864 00:54:55,825 --> 00:54:58,160 I'm sorry, I shouldn't... No, no, no, no. 865 00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:02,898 It's okay. 866 00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:15,077 Doctor Forrest, dial 118, please. 867 00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:18,080 Doctor Forrest, please dial 1-1-8. 868 00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:27,790 Mom? 869 00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:30,125 Mom? Mom! Mom! 870 00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:39,835 Stop it, stop it. Stop it! Stop! 871 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:42,438 Stop! 872 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,573 No, stop, stop! Walter? 873 00:55:44,575 --> 00:55:47,042 Wal... hey, Walter, honey, take a deep breath. 874 00:55:47,044 --> 00:55:49,845 Are you okay? I'm calling 911. No, Darren, he's... 875 00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,146 This is crazy! 876 00:55:51,148 --> 00:55:52,214 Walter, it's okay, honey. No, no, no... 877 00:55:52,216 --> 00:55:53,515 Okay, look, take a deep breath 878 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:55,050 and come sit down for a moment, okay? 879 00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:56,318 She is a nurse, listen to her! Okay, Darren... 880 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,320 I should go. 881 00:55:57,321 --> 00:55:59,788 I loved him! 882 00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:01,190 If that matters. 883 00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:05,694 So did I. 884 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,663 And it doesn't. 885 00:56:19,075 --> 00:56:20,109 Hey! 886 00:56:27,951 --> 00:56:29,852 Told you it was a bad idea. 887 00:56:29,854 --> 00:56:31,453 Why didn't you say anything? 888 00:56:31,455 --> 00:56:35,057 Look, man, I had my own shit to figure out here. 889 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:36,492 How was I supposed to know about... 890 00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:38,427 Wait, you knew about Jim and Allie this whole time? 891 00:56:38,429 --> 00:56:42,831 Look, I think maybe we should, uhh, calm down a bit, before... 892 00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:45,200 Answer the question. 893 00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:47,169 Of course I fuckin' knew. 894 00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:48,971 You gonna try and tell me you didn't? 895 00:56:50,874 --> 00:56:51,974 What? 896 00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:54,443 I mean, really. 897 00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:56,178 How long do we keep doing this? 898 00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:57,446 I didn't even know that she existed 899 00:56:57,448 --> 00:56:58,547 until you brought me over here yourself. 900 00:56:58,549 --> 00:57:01,350 We both know nothing happened that you didn't already know. 901 00:57:01,352 --> 00:57:03,952 No, no, no. Everything made sense until you showed up. 902 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:05,287 Everything made sense 903 00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:06,922 until you started thinkin' about shit. 904 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:07,924 No, no-no, no-no. 905 00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:09,558 Don't, don't. 906 00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:12,895 Don't! 907 00:57:12,897 --> 00:57:14,496 Hey, man, why am I still here? 908 00:57:14,498 --> 00:57:15,564 Leave me alone! 909 00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:17,099 If you wanted me to leave you alone, 910 00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:20,102 you would have done your job! But maybe, 911 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:22,584 it's not really your job, after all. 912 00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:26,074 How do you know? 913 00:57:31,648 --> 00:57:32,748 Come on. 914 00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:35,150 Really? We're doing that? 915 00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:36,718 Alright. Leave me alone! 916 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,020 Okay. 917 00:57:38,022 --> 00:57:41,023 You know, I did a little cross-country 918 00:57:41,025 --> 00:57:43,091 in high school. 919 00:57:43,093 --> 00:57:44,460 Plus I'm dead! 920 00:57:44,462 --> 00:57:47,496 So I don't have to, you know, breathe! 921 00:57:47,498 --> 00:57:49,932 You might wanna re-think the "outrunning me" plan! 922 00:57:57,508 --> 00:57:59,875 Leave me alone! 923 00:58:56,467 --> 00:58:58,267 That worked out well for ya. 924 00:58:59,936 --> 00:59:01,203 Get outta here. 925 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:13,615 You know, I forgave her. Allie. 926 00:59:13,617 --> 00:59:14,850 A long time ago, actually. 927 00:59:14,852 --> 00:59:16,785 That's the funny thing about bein' dead: 928 00:59:16,787 --> 00:59:20,455 you don't really dwell on the things that you'd expect to. 929 00:59:20,457 --> 00:59:24,626 See, the only thing that really sticks with you, 930 00:59:24,628 --> 00:59:27,729 haunts you even, 931 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:30,399 is the overwhelming feeling that you were alive, 932 00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:34,469 you fucking existed, and you wasted it. 933 00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:40,609 Ten years is a long time to waste. 934 00:59:45,181 --> 00:59:46,782 You ready? 935 00:59:50,019 --> 00:59:51,753 You tell me. 936 01:02:57,006 --> 01:02:58,073 Walt? 937 01:02:58,075 --> 01:02:59,075 Mom. 938 01:02:59,076 --> 01:03:01,343 I heard... 939 01:03:06,082 --> 01:03:07,649 I sent Jim to Hell. 940 01:03:10,119 --> 01:03:12,020 What? 941 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:15,056 I sent Jim to Hell right after he died, 942 01:03:15,058 --> 01:03:17,726 and there's nothing I can do about it now. 943 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:20,862 Are you feeling okay? 944 01:03:20,864 --> 01:03:22,330 Would you like me to make you some eggs? 945 01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:23,865 I'm not hungry. 946 01:03:27,170 --> 01:03:28,770 Maybe I should make up a batch, 947 01:03:28,772 --> 01:03:31,206 just in case your body is so calorie-deprived you're... 948 01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:33,208 starting to feed on your organs. 949 01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,876 I'm not hungry, Mom. 950 01:03:34,878 --> 01:03:36,244 Now see, that's the thing about the more advanced 951 01:03:36,246 --> 01:03:37,246 stages of starvation... 952 01:03:37,247 --> 01:03:39,848 I'm not fucking hungry! 953 01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:49,357 I sent him to Hell. Don't you want to know why? 954 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,128 You're not making any sense. 955 01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:55,430 We never talk about it, but you knew, didn't you? 956 01:03:59,069 --> 01:04:01,670 I think you need some sleep... 957 01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:04,673 He broke your heart. That's what you need. 958 01:04:04,675 --> 01:04:07,943 Walt... He broke your heart, and I sent him to Hell for it. 959 01:04:07,945 --> 01:04:12,113 Walt... You used to be different. You used to be happy. 960 01:04:12,115 --> 01:04:14,382 You weren't always like... 961 01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:16,618 Like what? Like this! 962 01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:20,789 Your father was a good man! 963 01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:23,058 And her husband... that woman had a husband, 964 01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:24,559 in case you didn't know that, 965 01:04:24,561 --> 01:04:26,928 her husband found out, and he killed himself, Walt... 966 01:04:26,930 --> 01:04:28,797 because Jim and Allie cared more about themselves 967 01:04:28,799 --> 01:04:30,765 than they ever did about anybody else! 968 01:04:30,767 --> 01:04:33,301 Your father made a mistake! 969 01:04:33,303 --> 01:04:35,170 Now, you can't blame him for that! 970 01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:37,572 Jim wasn't my father. 971 01:04:37,574 --> 01:04:42,344 Will you stop it? You stop it, right now! 972 01:04:42,346 --> 01:04:44,479 He wasn't perfect! 973 01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:47,449 But he loved us, and you. 974 01:04:47,451 --> 01:04:49,784 He loved you more than anything! 975 01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:51,586 More than Allie? 976 01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:53,121 That's enough! 977 01:04:58,461 --> 01:05:01,296 Do you wanna know what broke my heart, Walt? 978 01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:02,931 Really? 979 01:05:02,933 --> 01:05:05,901 Because it wasn't just him messing around with some nurse, 980 01:05:05,903 --> 01:05:08,737 right after he found out he was dying. 981 01:05:08,739 --> 01:05:12,607 Yeah, that hurt. And I let him know. 982 01:05:12,609 --> 01:05:17,178 But it couldn't erase a lifetime with him. 983 01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:19,214 Not even close! 984 01:05:19,216 --> 01:05:20,615 And it wasn't even him dying. 985 01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:24,219 I had the strength to get us through losing him. 986 01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:27,722 And you're right, I was different then. 987 01:05:27,724 --> 01:05:30,025 I was strong, Walt! 988 01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:32,494 I was strong enough to watch him die! 989 01:05:32,496 --> 01:05:35,697 But it wasn't losing him that broke me! 990 01:05:35,699 --> 01:05:38,767 It was losing you that killed me. 991 01:05:43,707 --> 01:05:47,242 Now there's eggs on the wall, and on the floor, 992 01:05:47,244 --> 01:05:48,843 if you're hungry. 993 01:06:38,462 --> 01:06:41,896 Hell, hell. 994 01:06:41,898 --> 01:06:43,898 Hell. 995 01:06:45,301 --> 01:06:46,301 Hell. 996 01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:50,472 Hell, hell, hell. Hell. 997 01:07:04,387 --> 01:07:07,555 Theatre 6 down the hall to your right. Hell. 998 01:07:10,126 --> 01:07:11,593 Theatre 1, down the hall to your left. 999 01:07:11,595 --> 01:07:12,994 Hell. 1000 01:07:15,598 --> 01:07:18,133 Theatre 6, hell. 1001 01:07:18,135 --> 01:07:20,068 Hell. Hell. 1002 01:07:21,604 --> 01:07:22,871 You're all going to hell! 1003 01:07:22,873 --> 01:07:25,507 - What? - All of you. 1004 01:07:28,245 --> 01:07:30,945 Okay. 1005 01:07:59,308 --> 01:08:00,875 You look like shit. 1006 01:08:00,877 --> 01:08:03,645 Forgive me for stating the obvious, but it's so obvious 1007 01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:05,780 I felt personally and professionally obligated 1008 01:08:05,782 --> 01:08:07,482 to say something about it. 1009 01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:09,517 When's the last time you slept? 1010 01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:10,985 I don't know. 1011 01:08:10,987 --> 01:08:13,721 Ate? 1012 01:08:13,723 --> 01:08:17,125 Eggs. I think I had eggs. 1013 01:08:17,127 --> 01:08:18,159 When? 1014 01:08:18,161 --> 01:08:20,462 I don't... I don't remember. 1015 01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:25,867 Well, I won't ask about bathing, 1016 01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:28,736 'cause I think I know the answer to that one. 1017 01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:31,172 How's Greg? 1018 01:08:33,609 --> 01:08:36,211 You know, your ghost friend. 1019 01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:38,580 I thought you didn't wanna talk about Greg. 1020 01:08:38,582 --> 01:08:39,781 I don't, but you do, right? 1021 01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:42,083 Not anymore. 1022 01:08:42,085 --> 01:08:44,519 Well, that's why we're here, right? 1023 01:08:44,521 --> 01:08:45,920 Your ghost problem? 1024 01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:48,723 I'm not crazy. 1025 01:08:48,725 --> 01:08:50,725 Are you sure? 1026 01:08:52,761 --> 01:08:54,362 I don't... 1027 01:08:56,932 --> 01:08:59,134 I don't know. I... I... 1028 01:09:00,836 --> 01:09:02,537 You're just supposed to... 1029 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:03,671 What am I supposed to do? 1030 01:09:03,673 --> 01:09:05,640 Just stop. Just stop. 1031 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:07,175 What am I doing, Walter? You know! 1032 01:09:07,177 --> 01:09:10,712 You know! You... you always know what you... 1033 01:09:10,714 --> 01:09:13,148 God, you know exactly what... 1034 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:19,954 I can't... I can't. I don't know. I don't know. 1035 01:09:19,956 --> 01:09:21,356 I don't know. I don't know. 1036 01:09:24,126 --> 01:09:25,760 I had control. 1037 01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:33,434 You can sit there, and you can... and you can 1038 01:09:33,436 --> 01:09:35,303 tell me what's real, and what's crazy, 1039 01:09:35,305 --> 01:09:37,305 and what's total bullshit and you can say that 1040 01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:39,140 I'm just some kid who doesn't know how to function properly 1041 01:09:39,142 --> 01:09:43,478 in the world, you can say all that. Okay? Fine. Fine. 1042 01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:46,848 But I had control. 1043 01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:48,883 I woke up every day and I went outside, 1044 01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:51,152 and I did something. 1045 01:09:51,154 --> 01:09:54,189 I did something. I never... I never took a personal day, 1046 01:09:54,191 --> 01:09:57,458 I never called in sick, I never made excuses 1047 01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:58,860 for why life is unfair, I... 1048 01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:01,796 I... figured out my place. 1049 01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:06,834 I see so many people that are just... 1050 01:10:06,836 --> 01:10:10,338 they're just wasting so much time, 1051 01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:12,774 doing nothing. 1052 01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:15,376 And that's crazy. That's crazy. 1053 01:10:20,183 --> 01:10:22,917 They're... 1054 01:10:22,919 --> 01:10:26,087 Things can happen. Things can happen. They can be bad. 1055 01:10:26,089 --> 01:10:27,655 They can be worse than bad. They... they... 1056 01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:30,158 they can destroy you if you let them. 1057 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:33,661 If you even acknowledge them, they can destroy you, 1058 01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:36,064 so I took control and I made rules, 1059 01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:37,799 and I followed them without question, 1060 01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:39,867 and I... and I... 1061 01:10:41,704 --> 01:10:45,173 I thought... I just thought... I thought that if I did that, 1062 01:10:45,175 --> 01:10:48,076 then nothing... could tear me apart, 1063 01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:50,778 the way... the way that cancer did with Jim, 1064 01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:53,214 that life did with my mom. 1065 01:11:08,330 --> 01:11:11,899 Sounds crazy? Does this sound crazy? 1066 01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:18,506 I know this... I know. 1067 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:25,013 I know it sounds crazy, I know it sounds crazy, I... 1068 01:11:30,786 --> 01:11:32,954 I probably am crazy. 1069 01:11:35,891 --> 01:11:37,492 I just... 1070 01:11:37,494 --> 01:11:41,195 I just need you to help me. I just need you to help me. 1071 01:11:41,197 --> 01:11:44,732 That's what I... I just need... 1072 01:11:44,734 --> 01:11:46,801 I just need you to help me. 1073 01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:49,337 I need help. 1074 01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:57,178 I'm sorry. 1075 01:12:02,751 --> 01:12:04,585 You know how something really funny 1076 01:12:04,587 --> 01:12:07,221 just pops into your head at like the worst times? 1077 01:12:07,223 --> 01:12:09,424 And the more you try not to laugh, 1078 01:12:09,426 --> 01:12:11,759 the funnier... here I was, sitting here, 1079 01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:13,861 hoping for something really good, 1080 01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:16,664 some legit case-study crazy shit. 1081 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:21,202 And instead... 1082 01:12:21,204 --> 01:12:22,603 ...and this is the funny part, 1083 01:12:22,605 --> 01:12:26,174 the joke I can't help but laughing at... 1084 01:12:26,176 --> 01:12:28,376 you're not crazy. 1085 01:12:28,378 --> 01:12:30,011 What do you mean? 1086 01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:32,714 You're fine. This is okay. 1087 01:12:32,716 --> 01:12:34,449 You're not crazy. 1088 01:12:34,451 --> 01:12:37,251 You are not crazy. 1089 01:12:37,253 --> 01:12:40,054 You just forgot to grieve. 1090 01:12:50,065 --> 01:12:51,999 Time's up. 1091 01:13:02,745 --> 01:13:05,046 Hey, Walter... 1092 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:06,881 I don't mean to put you on the spot or anything, 1093 01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:08,983 but am I still going to hell? 1094 01:13:11,687 --> 01:13:14,422 I don't know. 1095 01:13:15,657 --> 01:13:18,960 I'll see you next week. 1096 01:17:35,784 --> 01:17:37,284 Mom? 1097 01:17:38,553 --> 01:17:40,321 Mom? 1098 01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:19,593 How'd you sleep? 1099 01:18:19,595 --> 01:18:21,262 Okay. 1100 01:18:21,264 --> 01:18:23,164 I hate not making you anything, 1101 01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:26,734 but, um, I didn't want to be late. 1102 01:18:26,736 --> 01:18:28,936 Late? 1103 01:18:28,938 --> 01:18:32,707 I, um, have an interview... 1104 01:18:32,709 --> 01:18:34,809 for a job. 1105 01:18:34,811 --> 01:18:36,844 That's great, Mom. 1106 01:18:36,846 --> 01:18:38,279 Yeah. 1107 01:18:38,281 --> 01:18:41,582 Yeah, it is. 1108 01:18:43,285 --> 01:18:45,845 Have a nice day at work, Walt. 1109 01:18:52,127 --> 01:18:54,328 Thank you. 1110 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:58,058 - My name is - Walter Gary Benjamin. 1111 01:19:58,060 --> 01:20:00,694 My friends call me "Wally." 1112 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:06,734 My mom has always gone with "Walt." 1113 01:20:06,736 --> 01:20:10,404 And my dad, whenever I talked to him, 1114 01:20:10,406 --> 01:20:12,139 he'd go with "Walter." 1115 01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:15,342 He's dead, by the way, my dad. 1116 01:20:15,344 --> 01:20:18,445 But I'm not. 1117 01:20:19,748 --> 01:20:22,716 Oh, late again, stupid fuck. Hey, you keep this up, 1118 01:20:22,718 --> 01:20:24,885 you're going to be the permanent trash bitch around here. 1119 01:20:24,887 --> 01:20:25,887 Vince? Yeah? 1120 01:20:25,888 --> 01:20:27,922 Fuck you. 1121 01:20:27,924 --> 01:20:30,925 When you're late, I can't give Vince the shit work 1122 01:20:30,927 --> 01:20:34,728 and I enjoy giving Vince the shit work. 1123 01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,634 Hey, you don't have your vest on. 1124 01:20:45,874 --> 01:20:48,342 Hey. 1125 01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:50,544 Hey.