1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:04,170 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:22,647 WOMAN: He doesn't think you will fall for that line 3 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:27,110 Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm. 4 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:30,029 Tail-having, anything-that-moves- humping-ass dogs. 5 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,447 [WOMEN LAUGHS] 6 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,700 You need to kick it to the side of the road. 7 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:39,497 Oh, no, no. Don't cry, Karen. 8 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:43,793 Karen. Don't move, honey. I'll be there. 9 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,086 [SIGHS] 10 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:46,629 Men are so full of it. 11 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:49,924 Give your brother a break, Treat him with trust, 12 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:52,260 and he will mess you up. 13 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:58,307 Sorry I'm upset now, but my best friend has a human problem 14 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:01,436 MAN [OVER INTERCOM]: Miss Smith, Tracye Johnson on line 2. 15 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,313 I'm in a meeting, but I'll be there in an hour. 16 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:09,819 Tracye. One of me boyfriend. Human problems too 17 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:13,030 It seems like every woman I know has a human problem Have you ever looked around spring? Men start acting a little? 18 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:18,703 Mm-hm. They did 19 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:20,747 They don't act in winter. They want activity in that room. Mm-hm. 20 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:25,710 But once it's the rest season, they show their donkey 21 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:29,839 That's right. It happens every year around spring, farewell season. 22 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:35,094 23 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:39,348 When women wear minimal skirts and clothes, 24 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:44,187 letting their things hang out, causes people to lose their minds. 25 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:49,150 Spring is when I have to advise all my girlfriends 26 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:54,113 about how to keep it from being bad, can't say — no man is lining up. 27 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:01,454 What a little amazing Warm weather can be done. 28 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,208 Jason, sweetie, explain my schedule today 29 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,627 [CARL CARLTON'S "HE'S BAD MAMA JAMA" PLAYING] 30 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,755 Oh, hello, yellow That's amazing, kid. 31 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,383 Every emergency, contact my cell. I will always. 32 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,177 Good. 33 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,723 Men are very predictable. 34 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:30,858 Hey girl. 35 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,073 Jason knows where to find it. 36 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,330 Morning, Miss Smith. 37 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,590 [CLEARS THROAT] 38 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:01,514 What's wrong with men? and big booties? 39 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:06,602 Thank you, Jose. 40 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:25,681 Like my house? Not bad for girls from Compton, huh? 41 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,142 By the way, I'm Shanté Smith, 42 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:31,103 senior executives in Parker and Long. 43 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:34,357 And if you haven't noticed it yet, I'm a sister 44 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,651 A well-educated and strong sister who knows where it came from and where he went 45 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:40,404 But I ask you: Why can't men act right? Hm? 46 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:44,617 47 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,369 Don't they know that? 48 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:50,039 women will happily give them the respect they need? 49 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:54,210 But because they showed it donkey, we have to check them out. 50 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,712 Bring my girlfriend Karen for example. 51 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,590 He lives with me for a few days. 52 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,175 Desperate case. 53 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,594 MAN [ON TV]: There is nothing if not. 54 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:07,098 Forget invitations. Let's get married tonight! 55 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,891 [SIGHS] 56 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,726 See what I mean 57 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:15,147 Are you still on p.j.? Dear, it's 11:30. 58 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,482 I know. 59 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:19,110 You feel better A little. 60 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,863 Good. How about this? Bam! 61 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,992 Oh! Chrysanthemum 62 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:29,412 Your passions. You know you are my daughter. 63 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,247 I support you. 64 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,002 What's the problem? 65 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,840 Michael used to give me chrysanthemum. 66 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,634 I miss him. 67 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,220 [CRYING] 68 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:50,266 Oh no. Now, come here. Come here. 69 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,519 This really makes me sad. 70 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:57,189 Karen is a top executive in a large engineering company. 71 00:05:57,399 --> 00:06:01,569 Michael! Oh, Lord Jesus. 72 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,488 SHANTÉ: The youngest executive in the company. 73 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,034 Black, white, male, female, he's the youngest 74 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:11,078 Strong, sharp, very impressive. 75 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:14,040 One day after lunch, he met this 76 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:17,585 Steep scary, Uncle Tom, Russian brother. 77 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:21,672 KAREN: So can you fix my car? Damn, I can fix anything He cut his hair, Even straightens his teeth. 78 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:25,634 Do you need anything else up? 79 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:28,012 She's a younger sister. He will work with a brother. 80 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:31,307 Mike. Big Mike. 81 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,975 Big Mike? 82 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,185 What's your name? Karen. 83 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,520 Yes. Damn, you're beautiful 84 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,148 You make a brother want to sing for you ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, Karen ♪ 85 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,984 ♪ I want you ♪♪ 86 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:46,405 Sister looks good. 87 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,657 88 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,618 89 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:54,330 He treats him like a queen. He gives everything. 90 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:58,959 He is where he should be: Asking him to... 91 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,880 Marry me. Very? 92 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,341 Very. Marry me. 93 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,931 Everything is fine. Peachy-sharp. 94 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:16,977 Then one day, he saw a mirror. Difficulty. 95 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,438 He starts thinking, "Hey..." 96 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,941 Looking for a good type. Come on. 97 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,735 The next thing you know is acting. 98 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,238 Acting like he is running something. 99 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:32,201 He moved, interest stopped coming 100 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,328 He starts showing his ass. 101 00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:36,413 Even though he isn't cheating, 102 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:40,084 It's been two years, and he hasn't mentioned his marriage. 103 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,003 Suddenly, he was afraid of commitment, 104 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,047 give him the old line. 105 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:48,384 I've been hurt, so I'm careful with my heart Please. 106 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,885 He went bankrupt, with Jheri-curl and crooked teeth. 107 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:54,140 Seeing. Can I get another beer? Yes. 108 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:57,726 He has a choice. You know what I told him to do. 109 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:01,730 Right. Kick him to the side of the road. 110 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,567 It's time to continue, Karen. 111 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,569 It's time to find a new man, learn how to cook 112 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,613 I can cook. You can microwave it. 113 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:13,117 Shanté. 114 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,743 115 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,913 It's time to learn bit about sports too 116 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:22,918 The road to a man's heart is through stomach and exercise. Not your wallet 117 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:26,255 What I'm trying to do is fixing it a little. 118 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,591 I know. Now, there is no Michael. Eat. 119 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:32,845 A man is like a wild dog. You feed a stray dog someday 120 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:36,223 and if he returns, You make him addicted. 121 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:40,769 Plus, the man loves is better full stomach. 122 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,773 When was the last time you showered? Ooh. 123 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:51,822 Tracye's situation is different. What's the matter? Must cheat him. 124 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,492 The exact sign is the constant roaming eye 125 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,286 Then he said: 126 00:08:57,454 --> 00:09:01,624 Come on. I just see. There is nothing wrong with just looking. 127 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,125 Then comes the sentence: 128 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,211 I'm a boy, right? 129 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:09,381 No, you are a dog. Do you know what I told him to do? 130 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:10,799 Check him 131 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,261 Finally, there is Diedre. 132 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:19,600 Two words describe the Diedre: Extraordinary Ghetto. 133 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,685 Men, twice negative. 134 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,980 He doesn't have a job and doesn't have money, talking about... 135 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,399 Dear, give me a C note No! Come on dear. 136 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,110 You know I love you, kid. Not! I'm sick of that nonsense now. Not! 137 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:35,658 138 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,827 SHANTÉ: Someone please tell him what to do 139 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:42,331 That's right. Kick his broken butt to the side of the road. 140 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,333 Miss Smith How are you? 141 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,253 All right, Cynthia. What is Keith at the meeting? 142 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,505 I will tell him that you are here. Thank you. 143 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:54,176 Mr. Fenton, Miss Smith is here to see you I will send him in. 144 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:57,304 He just finished. You can enter 145 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,806 Thank you, Cynthia. 146 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,767 Is everyone clear? What is our agenda? 147 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:04,770 Right. Let's meet again at around 4:00? 148 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:08,524 This is a big problem, don't leave anything to chance 149 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:13,696 [MISSY ELLIOTT FEATURING DA BRAT'S "SOCK IT 2 ME" PLAYING] 150 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:29,503 me? I have no problem with my man He behaves very well. 151 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:30,879 Hello dear. 152 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,635 Cursing! 153 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:51,984 Don't worry. Keith is my man Oh! 154 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:59,116 This is none of your business. I will be back. 155 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,745 [SIGHS] 156 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,581 Not like love in the afternoon. 157 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:09,585 You might be surprised. I just did it. It's a bit strange drive-by. 158 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,129 But I explained something. 159 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,840 Keith is my man and has been for a while. 160 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,134 [COMMON'S "THE LIGHT" PLAY OVER SPEAKERS] 161 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:21,805 It was a special night for us. We look good and act bad 162 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,433 There are many handsome men. 163 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,143 Then he looks at me. 164 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:30,731 And for a moment, everyone in that place vanished. 165 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:35,694 She's fine. But there are others. 166 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,281 That's something that makes your headlight 167 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,991 KEITH: Excuse me. Yes. 168 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,785 I will ask you a few questions. 169 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,580 Ooh. Question? Yes, question. OK. 170 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:50,751 If I am right, all the answers to this question will be yes. 171 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,003 Do you think so? I think so. 172 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,630 Alright, let's see. 173 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,299 Do you like chocolate? Yes. 174 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,051 Yes. 175 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,096 Do you think I consider you attractive? Yes. 176 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:06,475 If I kiss you right now, Will you slap me? 177 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,810 Yes. 178 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,647 Don't you think I'm attractive? 179 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,984 Yes. 180 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,988 You look fine. I am doing fine? 181 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,075 Will you dance? Yes. 182 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,411 Excuse me. 183 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,039 So you see? Keith is special. 184 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,418 You don't do it for everyone. Only men 185 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,671 If you forget everything, remember this: 186 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:39,633 Men want women in public and weird in person. 187 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,845 If you don't agree with that, then you don't know 188 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,638 You'd better ask someone. 189 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,892 [SNIFFING] 190 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,395 [♪♪♪] 191 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,980 Dogs. 192 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,607 Keith! What? What? 193 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,818 What are you doing here 194 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:01,947 Open the window, items fly on my desk. 195 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,532 You open the window? 196 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,161 Hey. You hit it, didn't you? 197 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,289 Oh, you dog! I didn't say I hit him. 198 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,166 I don't think I said that. 199 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,376 You look in your eyes. 200 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,545 Yeah, but I will say this. Mm-hm. 201 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:21,467 There is nothing you can do ever said to make me leave the woman is mine 202 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:22,718 He does have a fat donkey. 203 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,053 Did you hit it? 204 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,515 [BIG TYMERS '"# 1 STUNNA" PLAYING] 205 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,410 Conny Spalding. 206 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:53,916 Marketing vice president and bonafide bill. Hey, Conny! 207 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:57,085 Hey, how are you? Well. Where are you headed 208 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,922 Seeing your man Is he there He is there. 209 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,926 Let me shout at the Negro. Well. Goodbye, baby 210 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,386 Grumble. 211 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:11,350 Every girl has a little ho in it, But Conny is different. 212 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:15,270 He does nothing - to-get-your-man 213 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,438 type ho. 214 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,233 I don't know how he got the job. 215 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:24,488 But after he was hired, his boss divorced. You call. 216 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,281 I'm here to see Keith. 217 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:29,076 Why am I not afraid of him? wandering around? 218 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,619 I trust him I'll meet him for dinner. He knows what he has That's my man 219 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:35,916 Oh, did I mention it? How did he do it? 220 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,961 [♪♪♪] 221 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,380 Must love that man. Ooh. 222 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:49,221 Time to see Tracye. It's spring. He will fight with that man. 223 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:54,351 Who do you play? 224 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,811 I won't be angry or scream. Just tell me who you are playing with. 225 00:14:56,521 --> 00:15:00,857 226 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,111 Because I know you playing with someone 227 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,155 So who is that bitch? that you mess with? 228 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,784 What are you talking about? I only play with you You're a liar I'm not lying. 229 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,661 You're a liar I hugged my mother. The perfume must be on me. 230 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:13,996 I know you're lying, Dwain. 231 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:21,753 I know because I found this drawer under the sofa! 232 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,506 So who are they? They really aren't mine. 233 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:29,595 That's right. Sit down and think of a good lie. 234 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:33,724 I want to see how you will do it out of this one 235 00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:37,269 236 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,689 237 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:45,652 If you are not sure your man is cheating, this is what you do. 238 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,362 Use underwear in his house. 239 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:51,491 Too big or too small, so it's clear they're not yours Who are the panties? 240 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,960 DWAIN: I will say. Please and tell me! 241 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,047 Calm down, okay? Underwear belongs to 242 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:09,092 my sister. 243 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,636 Your brother. 244 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,387 The engine broke. He came to wash his clothes 245 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,224 and leave them here. 246 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,101 Actually, he called me about them. Let me see. 247 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:22,648 With glitter. That's them 248 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,568 That's them Are you sure? Yes. 249 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,613 What? 250 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,242 251 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,163 TRACYE: Liar! I'm sick of your lying ass! 252 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:41,208 You are nothing but a liar! 253 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,794 Damn, they're loud. 254 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,379 Good God. 255 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:50,342 Why do black people cause commotion? in a white man's building? 256 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,428 I hate that I have to say that. 257 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:58,392 But admit, the minority does look to get harder than white people. 258 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:02,104 TRACYE: Stupid ass! DWAIN: Stop shouting! Dirt! 259 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,022 People outside. 260 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,650 TRACYE: I'm so sick of your lying ass! 261 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,777 How will you talk about your brother ... 262 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,028 Trace? 263 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,072 Where are you today SHANTÉ: Tracye? 264 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,116 What's the matter, Dwain? 265 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,619 Stop. I don't play with you. 266 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:22,165 I also don't play! Grumbling. Excuse me. 267 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,292 Get to know that Relax. 268 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,627 Let me ask you a question. 269 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:29,965 Why do men let women come their homes and unlucky breaks? 270 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,717 That doesn't make sense. 271 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,720 When you do your shit, goes to his house So when he gets angry, He can destroy all his nonsense. 272 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:39,349 That's it. I'm done with you It's over. I'll go home. 273 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:45,689 Let's go. 274 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,065 I'm sick of you too. 275 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,443 276 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,361 I'm sick of you Just come out Don't tell me what to do. 277 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,905 DWAIN: Where did you go? Back here 278 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,658 TRACYE: Bastard! Tracye? 279 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,745 [SHATTERS] 280 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,996 DWAIN: My mother bought me the flower vase. 281 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,831 I'll catch you later. Well? 282 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,834 I came. I only have some dirt that I have to handle. 283 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,672 Now we can go. 284 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,135 No, you will pay for it. I don't pay for bullshit. 285 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:19,181 I'm sure you will pay for it. I won't 286 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,142 God have mercy on DWAIN: You will pay. 287 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,352 288 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,355 I don't pay I'll take the jacket. 289 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,567 Returning it. You will take it Stop. 290 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,196 Before a man deceives you, there are signs 291 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,363 I work late. 292 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,823 [♪♪♪] 293 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:40,035 What is wrong with a brother? buy some new clothes? 294 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,871 I mean, yes, I use Fruit of the Looms, 295 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,499 but I want to try Calvin Kleins. 296 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,084 I work late. My ring? 297 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,380 It's here It itches my fingers. 298 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:56,176 I work late. I know I have not worked for years. 299 00:18:56,385 --> 00:19:00,263 But I tried to return to form for you. 300 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,058 Reason number 1 Fraudsters are: 301 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,351 I work late. 302 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,896 That's right. "I work late." 303 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,564 [SCOFFS] 304 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,818 DIEDRE: There he is. TRACYE: Ready to go, Shanté? 305 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,612 I can't I have dinner with Keith 306 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,072 Oh, Keith. Oh, Keith. 307 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,490 Don't hate I'm not 308 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:22,035 Let's go. A sister tries to get something to eat 309 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,663 You can't drink? No, I'm hungry. 310 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:28,750 Two things you don't play: My men and food 311 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,794 One of them, I have to cut you. 312 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,045 [ALL LAUGHING] 313 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,255 That's a ghetto. 314 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,216 Yes dear. Ghetto is great and arrogant. 315 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,425 Ooh. 316 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,762 I heard You redecorated Dwain Apartments. 317 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,889 Yes, with a baseball bat. 318 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:47,435 Jacked all the dirt. That's what he gets to lie. 319 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,312 At least he got a job. 320 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:53,859 He is better than someone who is sorry. Know what I don't understand? 321 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:58,405 How can a man have a mouthful of gold teeth and go bankrupt 322 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:02,450 I don't get that crap. Grill is only loaded. A grand. 323 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:08,248 Michael has big teeth. He must be for what they cost you. 324 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,293 Don't start They really make you come back a little. 325 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,628 I don't know what you see in him. 326 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,965 Get out of here! 327 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,678 That's what he saw. It will do it all the time. 328 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,764 And popping up. Well? Broken. 329 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:28,226 You know how to handle your business. 330 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,644 That's important 331 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:34,274 I can testify to that. I'll tell you, Tyrone might go bankrupt, 332 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:39,321 and have a mouthful of gold, But he's a pipe fool. 333 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,742 My baby can put a pipe. Oh! Oh! 334 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:48,204 Shanté, what about Keith? with her good self? 335 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,041 He is also a professional. Delicious. 336 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,627 Lawyer. Treat him like a queen. 337 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,670 Babies have big feet. 338 00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:01,009 I'm sorry for seeing his feet. He can also hang a coat. 339 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,720 [JOAN KNIGHT'S "MR BIG STUFF" PLAYING] 340 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,806 [SINGING "MR BIG STUFF"] 341 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,981 Please, Diedre. 342 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:23,365 [WOMEN WALKING AND CHEERING] 343 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:32,916 Here it goes. 344 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,856 [PHONE RINGING] 345 00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:00,193 Call That's my baby Shanté? That's Keith. 346 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,534 He said he can't eat dinner. He works late. Complete it. 347 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:11,788 He works late? 348 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,792 [YASMEEN SULEIMAN'S "POPPIN 'UP" PLAYING] 349 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:20,088 DEIDRE: I don't know why we have to come here 350 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,427 Shanté likes to clean His head is here. 351 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,096 352 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:31,182 How are you know everything he says it's true 353 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:35,061 Because no one knows more about men than Shanté. 354 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,438 She's right. 355 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,565 Sorry, miss 356 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,985 Tell Miss Thing who has 411 on the fellas? 357 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,779 I don't want to hold my own horn, but beep. 358 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,368 He didn't say yes. He doesn't say no. 359 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,953 Will you both stop? 360 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:56,166 If I have a problem, I call Shanté. He keeps it real. 361 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:59,127 Ladies, can I get some on keeping it real? 362 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,879 ALL: Keeping it real! 363 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:05,925 Shanté. 364 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,679 Isn't that Keith on the dance floor? 365 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:14,184 I thought you said he worked late 366 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,772 Damn girl. What would you do? 367 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,150 Go and say hey. I will be right back. 368 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,152 ALL: Hey? 369 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:28,198 Lying down, no kid sucks! 370 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,117 I can't believe he lied to me. 371 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:35,872 What kind of bull is that? No, he will handle the business. 372 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:40,627 Get together, Shanté. Get together. Get together. 373 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,715 [♪♪♪] 374 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,176 Okay, this is where the rule starts. 375 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,679 If you find yourself in a situation like this: 376 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,849 Rules no. 1: Don't panic 377 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:56,643 Stay calm. 378 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,521 Acting like that doesn't bother you a little 379 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,815 and resolve this problem directly. 380 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:07,320 [CHICO & COOLWADDA'S "GODZILLA LIKE" PLAY OVER SPEAKERS] 381 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:12,867 Hey, Keith. I think it's you What's wrong? 382 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:15,203 Shanté, look, this... 383 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:18,373 I am Shanté. Forgive me. What is DKNY? 384 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:21,543 Yes, that is so. Girls, cute clothes. 385 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,420 Nice to meet you, Keith. Talk to you immediately. 386 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,257 She's good. Who is he? 387 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,843 Don't cause a scene. Do not go. 388 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:34,848 Not always the best. Right now he doesn't know what to think 389 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,891 Let's get our things and leave. 390 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:40,061 We haven't eaten. The food is not tasty. 391 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:43,189 What did you say? He goes. I say hey 392 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,566 Why do men do that nonsense? 393 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:47,986 I will slap him and ho small that he is with 394 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,155 He is not a ho. She's a whore. 395 00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,991 He works with him. They drink. 396 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,285 Do you allow it to go out? 397 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:59,205 You must have trust. Exactly. 398 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:02,876 I have reached a new level respect you See what I mean My girl gets a skill. 399 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:06,004 I see. 400 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,213 401 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:11,926 So I lie. Like you never Lie to your friend before. 402 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:16,556 Rules no. 2: Never let your boyfriend know the whole situation They will give bad advice and damage your confidence. 403 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:20,435 And self confidence is key. 404 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,270 MAN: Ready to order? I will drink Parmesan spaghetti 405 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,940 with olives, basil and sun dried tomatoes. 406 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,736 When you are somewhere, your friend is watching Does not show emotion 407 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:35,325 If you panic, Your boyfriend will panic. 408 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:39,245 MAN: Anyone drinking? Martini Shaking does not stir. 409 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:44,250 [♪♪♪] 410 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:45,460 411 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:48,129 Smith. Shanté Smith. 412 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,424 Nothing happened. I am hungry. 413 00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:54,385 He asked me to join him. There he is. 414 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:58,556 Bullshit, Keith. That's the truth. 415 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:03,478 You took this woman to a club and didn't want to hit? 416 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:07,398 Correction, he invited me. I don't want to hit. 417 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:11,110 Semantic, dog. That's Shanté's favorite place. 418 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,781 How do I take a girl? I want to hit it in place? 419 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,616 Hold one second, dog. 420 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:23,164 Ladies and gentlemen from the jury, I intend to prove it 421 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:28,336 that Keith Fenton has sworn himself in court. 422 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,963 Brother, sit down. 423 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,465 Can I approach the witness, ? 424 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:36,678 May I treat witnesses as hostile witnesses? 425 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:41,015 Thank you. Keith, I'm a little confused. 426 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:44,185 Maybe you can help me understand. 427 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:49,357 You took this 26 years -breasted, 428 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:55,238 tight, skin is so smooth it looks like buttermilk 429 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:59,826 to a remote restaurant and dance with it. 430 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:03,329 Then when you get caught, you act guilty Why? 431 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,665 You want to hit it. Not. 432 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:08,835 You want to hit it. I don't want to hit him. 433 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:12,672 You want to bend it inside him, to knock on that ass! 434 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,383 Get down on your waist! OK. 435 00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:17,677 You are passionate about it! Well! 436 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:22,557 Maybe a little I'm passionate about for him. She is fine. 437 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:25,351 Good, now we get somewhere. 438 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,896 Look, Keith, you're guilty, dog. 439 00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:32,608 Guilty of lust. 440 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:34,944 OK? Well. 441 00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,487 You want to hit it. 442 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:40,033 Whatever you say. What are we doing now? 443 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,660 [♪♪♪] 444 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:50,752 We wait. This boy is just ignorant. 445 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,881 Who brought me home? I got you. 446 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,799 DIEDRE: You don't give gas money. 447 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:57,967 Shut up! 448 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,136 That's right. See you later. 449 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:02,597 Alright. You are careful. 450 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,809 [♪♪♪] 451 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,771 Good. The girls leave. 452 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:13,232 Now is the time to apply it 10 day program 453 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,487 Now pay attention, it will go fast 454 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:20,990 The first thing you do: Check your answering machine. 455 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:22,784 If he hasn't called, 456 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:26,579 he just doesn't know the approach. 457 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:31,626 Cardinal Rules no. 1: Don't call him 458 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,253 Anyone who calls first loses land. 459 00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:37,799 He hasn't called. Why doesn't he call? 460 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,133 He plays cool. 461 00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:41,969 How can he play it cool? at a time like this? 462 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,429 Look here, dog He called, he gave you up side. He doesn't want that. 463 00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:47,934 Lasts. Call No, then I will lose land. 464 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:53,147 You will not Technically You are a mess. 465 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:57,443 People who mess up first call 466 00:28:57,653 --> 00:29:00,238 That's the rule. You can call today or become a player and call tomorrow. 467 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:05,410 That way he has time to calm down Right. And when I call, 468 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:08,121 he will know I know I'm wrong. 469 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:11,666 And I care enough to be vulnerable You're right, woman likes that nonsense 470 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,127 471 00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:17,672 472 00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:20,633 473 00:29:20,843 --> 00:29:23,261 That vulnerability big dick emotion. 474 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,972 They like big dick. They did 475 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,599 [♪♪♪] 476 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,644 Hm. 477 00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:33,646 He didn't call tonight. 478 00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:37,859 I don't think it will happen happened this way 479 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:42,321 Or that my life will be an example for today's lesson 480 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,323 However, 481 00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:46,534 you're ready 482 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,996 This is it. The first day. 483 00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:52,832 [♪♪♪] 484 00:29:56,503 --> 00:30:00,715 He'll call, unless he's stupid. If that is the case, you don't want it. 485 00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:03,551 If he is a good person, You will get a call. 486 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:04,719 [FONE RINGS] 487 00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,429 Miss Smith's office 488 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:11,684 Oh, hi, Mr. Fenton. Can you hold on? I will see if he is available Guess what. Miss Smith, I have Keith in the first row. 489 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:17,106 Never accept the first call. 490 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:18,983 Everything must be done on your time Make him wait. 491 00:30:19,193 --> 00:30:22,945 Tell him I just got out of the meeting and to call back in 10 minutes. 492 00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:28,159 He told me to call back. Ah, don't worry about that. 493 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:34,290 He buys time. He is messy. He doesn't know what to do. 494 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:38,753 Mm-hm. Okay, 10 minutes. Play the game with him, you know? 495 00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:44,217 Does the back of my neck look like this? 496 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:47,136 497 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:52,517 Now it's nine minutes. If he is late, be at another meeting. 498 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:57,480 JASON [OVER INTERCOM]: Miss Smith, Keith in line one. 499 00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:03,319 Hello? 500 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,238 Good. 501 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:10,117 Discuss anything via telephone. Be short. Your job is to just listen. 502 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:13,621 Now, remember, dog. Don't rush in. Take your time. 503 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,540 I understand this, bro. 504 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:21,128 So how was your day so far? 505 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,005 Good. 506 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,967 If he takes to feel you come out, hurry him. 507 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:30,054 So what is new... I have clients who come. 508 00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:32,807 Why don't we meet tonight? in a bistro? 509 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:35,601 Okay, but... Client entered Tonight, 7:30, bistro. No, hold on. I only... 510 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:39,939 He kicked me off the phone. 511 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,652 Mm-hm. 512 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,113 He kicked me off the phone. 513 00:31:47,281 --> 00:31:49,115 Do you know what? I think he did it on purpose. 514 00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:52,910 Has he dated? 515 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,662 How do you know That's the step. 516 00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:57,540 That's definitely the movement. Mack moves. 517 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:02,503 That makes me know one thing. What? 518 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,338 He is not an amateur. 519 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,173 Yeah, well, neither do I. 520 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,510 [♪♪♪] 521 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:12,680 Thank you. Sure. 522 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:19,604 Arrive 15 minutes late. Let him wait. 523 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:22,857 524 00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:26,694 Waiting to build anxiety, and that's good. 525 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:32,408 Remember: Your goal is to listen. 526 00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:36,495 Be polite and charming. This confuses them. 527 00:32:36,747 --> 00:32:38,873 Hey, Keith. Hey. 528 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:45,880 Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, man. Listen, let me ask you first 529 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:49,383 Does he talk much? If he is, he covers up. 530 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,219 No, he didn't do it. He is talking, right? 531 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:55,973 Yes. He looks normal. If that speaks yes 532 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,725 Does he look normal? Yes, he did it. 533 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:01,854 He has a corner. Do this: Admit it wrong. 534 00:33:02,064 --> 00:33:04,523 Let's see what he gets. You are sure? 535 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:06,776 Have I directed you wrong? Yes. 536 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:09,695 Once, but you returned your hair 537 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:14,825 Alright, Shanté, I'm wrong. I shouldn't be with Julie. 538 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:18,287 But we work late, I'm hungry, 539 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:22,083 he asks if I want to go to eat, and I... 540 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:27,088 It doesn't matter what the ass says. He should know better. 541 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:32,218 But now he is offered some form of explanation, 542 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,346 You step onto the plate, kid. Be a woman. 543 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,182 Do the right thing. Gut-punch the ass. 544 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:42,436 After two drinks we danced, and that's when you entered 545 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:47,274 Keith, it's okay You don't need to explain it. I see. 546 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,610 cool. OK. Well. 547 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:55,157 Do you know what? I think we need some time apart. 548 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,452 See what else is out there. Test the water. 549 00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:01,288 "Test the water"?! What the hell? 550 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:04,208 Keith, calm down, bro. I'm calm! 551 00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:08,045 You swell in the chest. Sit down, relax. 552 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:10,214 Test the water? 553 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:14,176 I don't want you to feel restricted. Limited? 554 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:19,140 And lately, I've felt it a little stuck myself, 555 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,100 so maybe it's the best 556 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,727 Is that cool with you? 557 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:26,731 Yes, I would suggest the same thing. Cool. 558 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:32,194 Good. Waiter, check, please. Do you like me? to take care of this? 559 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,863 No, I will choose this one. 560 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,573 Are you sure I'm sure. 561 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:40,995 Thank you for dinner Yes. 562 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:47,293 Rules no. 3: break up with him before he breaks up with you 563 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:51,130 Anyone who breaks up with first person wins KEITH: He broke up with me. 564 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,340 Look, that's interesting. 565 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,468 He sat there and let me embarrass myself by making me pass how sorry I am. 566 00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:59,513 567 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:03,350 568 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:07,354 Then he broke up with me. I should have paid for it. 569 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,023 [♪♪♪] 570 00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,025 Does he offer to pay? Why? 571 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:15,529 She's good. Because he took the check? 572 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:19,116 No, it's about a psychological benefit But I pay, bro. Ah! But he offers. 573 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,869 He did it before. But never after breaking up. 574 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:25,039 See, to understand this, You have to think like them, 575 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:30,211 to read between lines 576 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,421 You have to ask yourself, "When he offers to pay 577 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:36,550 does he want to come? Out of pocket?" Think about that 578 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:40,721 579 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:44,642 Dating, what woman? Want to pay for the food? 580 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,562 Nothing! Zero. I am 29 years old 581 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:51,774 I have never met a woman who did it. 582 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:55,569 So you can conclude safely This is not about money So what is this? 583 00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,446 He wants you to know he can out of his pocket if he wants. 584 00:35:57,656 --> 00:36:02,576 This is a demonstration Independence for you. 585 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:07,498 He tried to tell you that you can't do anything for him. 586 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:12,002 You can't even buy eating bad luck! 587 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,879 Ha ha! 588 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,756 He was starving before You came out of your pocket That's inside. That's really bullshit there 589 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:19,009 590 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:23,597 591 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,559 Now we know the crime. 592 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,603 He goes to dinner with coworkers 593 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,605 After working overtime, 594 00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:37,236 Dinner, dancing a little, caught 595 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,446 and now he feels bad. 596 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,949 Actually, it's not too bad. 597 00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:44,577 However, 598 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:49,623 if your case is worse, specify whether you want your friend to return If not, go to hell with him. Keep on walking. 599 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:53,460 But if you want it back, punish him Cardinal Rules no. 2: 600 00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:56,297 When your guy messes up, no matter how small it is, 601 00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:58,299 You must punish it. Stop him hard. 602 00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:02,261 Second day. 603 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:06,140 604 00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:07,725 605 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:10,936 606 00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:13,063 607 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,273 608 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:16,859 609 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,777 610 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:23,157 611 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:25,492 612 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:28,287 613 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,497 614 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:32,583 615 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,669 616 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:39,506 617 00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:42,176 618 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:46,972 619 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:50,643 620 00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:54,521 I will sew them together, and pack it all there. 621 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:57,024 This is the front, this is the back. 622 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,317 SHANTÉ: Do it. 623 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,903 I'm big, beautiful and full of love. 624 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:07,034 Day two and three for you is very easy. For him, it's hell. 625 00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:09,453 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 626 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:12,665 [♪♪♪] 627 00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:17,836 TONY: Keith! Do you watch the match? 628 00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:26,053 MAN [ON TV]: I hear, and what God says is, 629 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:28,389 "When I show the truth..." 630 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:34,728 If I live outside Saturday night, I will attend church via TV Sunday morning. I follow my religion. 631 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:36,021 [PHONE RINGING] 632 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:39,650 SHANTÉ [ON RECORDING]: What happened? This is Shanté. On a beep, do your thing. 633 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:40,818 [BEEPS] 634 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:43,570 KEITH: This is Keith. I called you yesterday. 635 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:47,241 You did not return my call. If you are there, take it. 636 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:50,035 If you are there, take it. 637 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:53,038 cool. Call me when you enter 638 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:56,250 In love and war, keep military silence 639 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:59,670 Don't talk or make peace with enemies. Silence is golden. 640 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:00,963 [PHONE RINGING] 641 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,215 You can do more silently than talk 642 00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,885 What happened? This is Shanté. On a beep, do your thing. 643 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:08,053 [BEEPS] 644 00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:11,724 KEITH: I took several tickets to Lauryn Hill's concert. 645 00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:14,476 So tell me if you want to go 646 00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:19,106 See? He thinks he's slippery. You know I love Lauryn Hill. 647 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:22,484 It's okay. I will go to church. 648 00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:26,739 As Mama said, it's better to get it is late than nothing Lauryn Hill. No, no. 649 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:29,950 No, I can't call. I won't call. Called twice. 650 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:37,166 Can't despair 651 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:38,959 Good. Oh no. 652 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,754 653 00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:44,298 Okay, alright. Not. 654 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:48,385 [CHOIR SINGING "STANDING IN THE NEED"] 655 00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:04,902 [SINGLE "STANDING IN THE NEED"] 656 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,326 [HEARING] 657 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,835 [DOORBELL OPTIONS] 658 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,878 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 659 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,430 All This is you, man 660 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:20,894 Who else do you expect, dog? Come on, you're not even ready yet. 661 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:26,108 I forgot I have these pants to prepare, so I can't make it today. 662 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:30,070 You don't think of Shanté? Come on, man. There are no men. 663 00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:33,407 Keith. I don't think of that girl. 664 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,244 Alright. See you later, friend. 665 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,955 Tell them I'm sorry I can't. 666 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:42,708 I will become Tiger Woods. 667 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,586 SHANTÉ: He still plays cool. 668 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:49,381 He's upset, but he has a lot of things under control. 669 00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:51,675 His ego won't let him go far. 670 00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:55,554 So what are you doing? You destroy him Push the button. 671 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:58,807 To do this, you need a PR and flunky agent. 672 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,810 Okay, who is the PR agent, and who is flunky? 673 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,187 Hey, brother, how are you...? 674 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,273 Hey, Trent. Shanté. 675 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,317 How are you? Well. 676 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:11,445 Oh, my brother My brother. 677 00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:14,031 Nice to see you. What is this 678 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,950 Your PR agent should have seen you He must be your friend. 679 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,120 Don't do anything rotten. Be a little too friendly. 680 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:25,167 You did this by holding flunky too long 681 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,795 and hugging her too tight. 682 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:31,048 Cursing! It must have been a hug. 683 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:33,967 I'm just happy to see a Christian brother 684 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,803 Nice to meet you. I can't wait to scream. 685 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:40,641 Have a blessed week. 686 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:41,934 I am sure to my brother. 687 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,518 Bless, dear Bless. 688 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,312 Contrary to popular belief, Men are also big gossip. 689 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:49,983 They like to talk about something they have finished seeing or knowing 690 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:54,488 691 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:57,324 You will not believe what we see in the church 692 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:58,742 What you see 693 00:42:58,952 --> 00:43:01,078 Trent and Shanté all hug. 694 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,165 Keith's Shanté? Hell, yes 695 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:08,961 What are you talking about? I know what I saw. 696 00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:12,965 They basically grind in the lobby Tight. 697 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:14,800 It's just a Christian hug. 698 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:20,097 Sometimes he just feels passion, and he wants to spread the word. 699 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:24,476 "Christian hug," my ass. I know what a Christian hug is. 700 00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:28,438 When girls hold you a little with their leeway out 701 00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:32,859 so you get that place just in case You are a little aroused. 702 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:37,114 You don't want them to feel your men in the church 703 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:40,617 But there is no gap. They are hugged tightly. 704 00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:44,037 Why does he hug him like that too 705 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:46,290 find out he's the main player? 706 00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:51,420 Trent is a player? He goes to church. All players go to church. 707 00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:54,881 Why? Because all weird people go to church. 708 00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:58,218 I don't lie. Patrick, am I lying? Am I lying 709 00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:02,889 Go to the club Saturday night. Go to church on Sunday morning. 710 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:07,894 I guarantee you the same one You see it on the dance floor, 711 00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:10,105 You see Sunday morning singing in the choir 712 00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:11,523 [SINGS] 713 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:14,693 It was real. You get a deacon, 714 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,446 You get a usher board. Please! 715 00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:20,574 Why aren't players? hanging out in the church? 716 00:44:21,034 --> 00:44:24,703 Club on Saturday, How much is it? 717 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:27,080 Fifteen dollars. Fifteen dollars. 718 00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:29,541 You go to church on Sunday, how many? 719 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,793 Nigga, bullshit is free! 720 00:44:33,463 --> 00:44:37,632 Believe me, bro. Entire gang player will go to church 721 00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:40,802 You might be right. I am right. 722 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:44,931 Say now, Trent fixes the candle. 723 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:50,103 When you gossip, There is always a backlash involved. 724 00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:52,356 But believe me, the tradeoff is feasible. 725 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,191 [CAMEO'S "SHAKE YOUR PANTS" PLAYING] 726 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,860 Shanté, take it. This is Keith. Call me, okay 727 00:44:57,070 --> 00:45:00,322 You still haven't entered so just call me This is me again. 728 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,282 I've called you eight times. I don't know where you are. 729 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:06,745 Where are you? Where are you What's up? This is me again. It's 6:00. 730 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:12,125 Yes, yes, 6:00. Just wait for your call I know you are not in church, so call me 731 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:16,380 Yes, yes, this is 6:00. 732 00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:20,467 This is the last I call you. Peace. 733 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:22,260 What does he think? This is? Please. 734 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:26,139 735 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,767 736 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:31,103 Okay, I decided to call you back. 737 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:35,774 Don't know where you are. Just call me okay 738 00:45:36,818 --> 00:45:38,652 KEITH [ON MESSAGE]: Shanté, this is 11.00. 739 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,153 [♪♪♪] 740 00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:41,947 Alright. See you later. 741 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:44,533 This is called tough love. 742 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:46,326 Fourth day 743 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:51,331 Purchasing power for African-Americans 744 00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,333 up 12 percent in shopping. 745 00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:58,839 This is tapering in alcohol mostly because of special interest groups. 746 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:02,592 I think we can improve ourselves if we limit our marketing 747 00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:05,512 and focus on project after school, 748 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:08,014 so that it helps the community. 749 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:11,852 People will see us still targeting African-Americans and provide a community service 750 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:14,521 So, we divert our energy. Precisely, Bill. 751 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:18,567 We turn it into a positive relationship That's very good. Thank you. 752 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,446 It's done well. 753 00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:24,322 Look at these people. Pay attention to something different? 754 00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:25,657 Moi. I am 28 years old, 755 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:29,536 a sister and still in pairs. 756 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:32,038 Keith must call any seconds now 757 00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:35,292 [PHONE RINGING] 758 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:38,712 Hello? Keith is in line two. 759 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,298 Good. Tell him I'm busy. 760 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,675 761 00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:45,552 762 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:49,723 You are waiting for the call. Tell him I'm busy. 763 00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:55,145 Woman. I smell bad, right? 764 00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:58,815 I'm sorry. Mr. Fenton, he's still busy [CAMEO'S "SHAKE YOUR PANTS" PLAYING] 765 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:01,401 TONY: Come on, Keith! I know you're there, man. 766 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:09,242 Keith! 767 00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:11,953 I know you can see me, because I can see you Come on, man. Don't give me that look. 768 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:15,749 Look into the light, Keith! 769 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:19,920 Look into the light! I come! 770 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:22,589 I have to admit I feel sorry for Keith. 771 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,675 I hate to see people suffer. But what do you know? 772 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,054 773 00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:32,307 774 00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:36,228 You cannot show weakness. Men only understand strength. 775 00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:41,399 If they don't feel sick, there will be no benefit Pain first, have fun later. 776 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:42,609 [♪♪♪] 777 00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:47,364 What is wrong with you? You didn't come to work today. 778 00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:50,075 It doesn't look like you washed your ass Keith, what's wrong? There are no men. I am... 779 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:53,203 I think I'm sick You don't get sick, man There are no men. I mean, I'm sick, bro. 780 00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:56,039 You want to feel my head I think I have a cold. 781 00:47:56,249 --> 00:48:00,335 You don't have no bad luck 782 00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:03,797 783 00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:05,632 784 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:09,302 No, I understand... I am telling you. I feel dizzy. 785 00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:10,845 Dizziness from drugs? 786 00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:13,139 No, dog You are whipped 787 00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:15,976 He gets you organized like a $ 2 crack. 788 00:48:16,185 --> 00:48:19,813 You look like you are waiting for a hit. It's sad, bro. 789 00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:21,648 This is sad 790 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:24,276 Look at you. 791 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,737 I will call your mother 792 00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:32,284 They will bring your player card for this. I will confirm it. 793 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:35,996 KOMPUTERIZED VOICE: You have 11 messages. 794 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:44,629 At this time, he got advice from his men, who could be sticky. 795 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:47,507 So whatever you do, don't talk to him 796 00:48:47,717 --> 00:48:51,886 Telephone, two-way, pager. Nothing, tone 797 00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:57,309 But be careful, he might pull it off fast to you and just come. 798 00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,769 And then you are in trouble. 799 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,397 [DOORBELL OPTIONS] 800 00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:12,032 Keith. 801 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:15,493 [CAMEO'S "SHAKE YOUR PANTS" PLAYING] 802 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:22,000 What is happening? Do everything Good. 803 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:24,919 I hear you're sick. You know better. 804 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:36,222 TONY: How are you feeling? I feel really good now. 805 00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:38,516 Do you do what I say? Relax. 806 00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:42,395 Do you do what I say? Please, sit. I will break it down. 807 00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:46,024 I won't until you tell me if you do what I say. 808 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:49,235 I do exactly what you say. 809 00:49:49,779 --> 00:49:52,030 Exactly what you told me Cursing. 810 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,574 I got there around 10:00, 811 00:49:54,784 --> 00:49:58,828 all dressed, looks good and friendly 812 00:49:59,789 --> 00:50:01,081 and debonair. 813 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:04,542 Like Denzel? Better than Denzel. 814 00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:06,920 Damn, let me sit at that time. 815 00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:08,213 Please enter. 816 00:50:08,798 --> 00:50:11,132 KEITH: So he invited me in Walking there all calm, cold and collected [JODECI'S "STAY" PLAYING] 817 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:14,969 [SAVED] Uh oh. 818 00:50:15,137 --> 00:50:18,056 819 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:19,599 820 00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:24,813 Start dimming the lights around it. Got some soft music playing. 821 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:27,107 He knew I was there to move. 822 00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:30,276 Sit on the couch, see all good 823 00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:32,904 like chocolate Häagen-Dazs ice cream. 824 00:50:33,114 --> 00:50:35,407 With beans. With beans. 825 00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:38,493 Seeing all delicious and lickety. 826 00:50:39,328 --> 00:50:41,121 I was there to seduce. 827 00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:44,165 Give it to Denzel's eyes, 828 00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:47,127 then a little L.L. Lip lips. 829 00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:50,422 That will continue. TONY: So are you hitting? 830 00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:53,216 Relax, relax. No, did you hit? 831 00:50:53,426 --> 00:50:57,137 Calm down, okay? Come on. You hit it right? 832 00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:02,600 KEITH: Start moving to kill. TONY: Then? 833 00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:06,146 KEITH: He is too smart for that. Saying that 834 00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:09,482 But plan B. 835 00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,402 So you have a plan B? 836 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,655 KEITH: Starting an argument. No matter what. 837 00:51:15,865 --> 00:51:17,782 I made him shout at me. 838 00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:22,537 I pulled it inside me emotionally. After finishing, I just... 839 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:26,291 I feel very good, like jogging. TONY: Look, here it is. 840 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:29,919 Transfer of frustration from one party to the next party. 841 00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:32,505 You are right about that. Of course. 842 00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:34,382 You take physics Oh yeah. 843 00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:38,178 What is the law of thermodynamics? energy by Newton? 844 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:41,514 Energy is not lost or destroyed. I remember. 845 00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:44,559 This is transferred from one party . 846 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:46,436 Right. We all experience it. 847 00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:49,147 Feel good? Feeling really good now. 848 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:51,733 Someone is full of negative energy makes you feel is really drained 849 00:51:51,984 --> 00:51:54,611 Sucks it out of you. Energy transference. 850 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:57,489 That's what you do. 851 00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:59,282 You divert your negative energy and emotions to him. 852 00:51:59,492 --> 00:52:03,828 You turned the text over. 853 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:06,289 Am I reversing it? You flip it 854 00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:09,375 Women, they are emotional beings. Preaching. 855 00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:12,545 Once you take advantage of their emotions, You are halfway there. 856 00:52:12,755 --> 00:52:16,800 857 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,427 Testify! No matter what kind of emotion. 858 00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:20,845 [HYMN PLAYING] 859 00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:22,180 I'll hit the drum. 860 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:25,558 Once they are emotionally flooded open, 861 00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:27,727 You are free from home Free home They get confused. Confused. 862 00:52:27,937 --> 00:52:29,729 Confused. Confused! 863 00:52:29,939 --> 00:52:31,731 flagging. flagging! 864 00:52:31,941 --> 00:52:33,525 What is Amen, amen! 865 00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:35,652 Amen, baby! Yes, amen! 866 00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:37,529 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! What 867 00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:40,532 Will anyone want to cut off the damn music 868 00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:46,704 [HYMN STOPS] 869 00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:48,998 The fifth day is a bad day. That's all I have to say. 870 00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:55,171 [♪♪♪] 871 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,924 [SIGHS] 872 00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,637 873 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:07,058 Sixth day is a bad day, but not as bad as five. 874 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:12,272 So he turns the table on you with emotions of transfer-of-emotion. 875 00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:15,441 I will not lie. That nonsense works. 876 00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:18,862 So now you have to turn table back to it. 877 00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:23,408 But until you do that, what should you do Hm? 878 00:53:23,576 --> 00:53:27,745 Occupying your time. Stay busy You know what I mean. 879 00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:30,081 So at times like this, Here's what I do, ladies. 880 00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:34,752 I took out the old black book. 881 00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:38,339 While you think about it, 882 00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:41,551 she has fun not thinking about you 883 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:46,097 Tyrone 884 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:48,600 Call Tyrone 885 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,435 886 00:53:50,603 --> 00:53:55,106 [MELKY SEDECK'S "KITTY KAT WORLD" PLAY OVER SPEAKERS] 887 00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:58,234 Down low. Put it on my face I want to be funky. Ow! Ooh! 888 00:53:58,444 --> 00:54:01,279 How are you? You are right, man. 889 00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:04,782 I feel like my old self again. Tell you 890 00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:08,161 You don't know a big man Can move like this. 891 00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:13,583 CONNY: how do you like it? Whoa, whoa! 892 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,753 What is happening? 893 00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:18,338 Play around me, honey Play it What you have is mine spin a little up 894 00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:20,840 Hey, whoa. What is going on? I enjoy myself. 895 00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:23,968 I see you. You look at me? 896 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:29,933 897 00:54:30,142 --> 00:54:32,685 898 00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:36,147 What happened there? Spinning. 899 00:54:37,191 --> 00:54:39,901 I'm glad you succeeded for my promotion It's nice to mix business with pleasure 900 00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:42,570 Hey! That's the nipple. I know. 901 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:45,031 Business is happy. 902 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:47,700 Always likes the pleasure of doing business. I heard it 903 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:51,329 At events like this, It's nice to have your lawyer 904 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:54,916 Wow, hey! Close to you. 905 00:54:55,084 --> 00:54:57,710 I'm a little tired. I will go to rest. 906 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,632 Tony, can I see you? Just a minute, baby. 907 00:55:02,841 --> 00:55:05,426 Bring your ass here. I will be right back. 908 00:55:05,678 --> 00:55:08,846 What's wrong, dog He tried to rape me. 909 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:14,185 910 00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:18,231 That's what you say like that is a bad thing 911 00:55:18,691 --> 00:55:20,692 Look at that. Look at the woman. 912 00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:24,278 He's fine. KEITH: I know he's fine, man. 913 00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:28,241 But putting titties on my back, grabbing my things 914 00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:32,537 Do you know how much I will pay to have it take my things? 915 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:34,706 Plus, dogs, if they're ugly, 916 00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:38,376 I told you to go down. But look at that. 917 00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:41,087 Dog, he's bad! 918 00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:47,301 Look at those titties. Good, big old. 919 00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:50,221 They only want you to suck them up. 920 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:52,098 They are staring. 921 00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:55,727 TONY: The small waist goes down for that plump ass. 922 00:55:55,936 --> 00:56:00,606 He trembles the donkey for you, "Keith, follow my meal." 923 00:56:00,774 --> 00:56:02,233 Put it on your chin. 924 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:08,239 Plus, he got a good job, And above all, he's a weirdo. 925 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:12,118 You can hit it from behind. Oh, shit. 926 00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:15,121 Look at that woman. What else do you want, man? 927 00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:19,959 I don't know, man. I don't know 928 00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:23,046 If you want to fully get more from Shanté, 929 00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:25,590 You have to date someone else. 930 00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:28,384 Why not start with that? 931 00:56:30,596 --> 00:56:32,138 I'll go hit the donkey. 932 00:56:32,765 --> 00:56:35,725 I suggest you let him hit your ass [SCREAMS] 933 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,894 934 00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:49,781 Shanté, I really thought you forgot about me. I'm glad you called. 935 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:56,454 Sixth day is a real obstacle. You are dating and start thinking, 936 00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:59,165 "What am I doing here?" 937 00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:02,085 Stick through it. Go on various dates. 938 00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:05,088 These are all part of the 10 day process. 939 00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:07,924 I don't think you are concerned about me 940 00:57:08,217 --> 00:57:10,176 I think... - You avoid me But now I know you can't... - without Big Papa 941 00:57:10,511 --> 00:57:15,515 Ray Ray. Your Pooh Bear 942 00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:17,850 seventh day. 943 00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:22,605 I got the announcement What, honey 944 00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:26,984 945 00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,987 I completed my 10-day program. Oh, God. 946 00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:31,447 Bam! 947 00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:33,407 [ALL VOICES] 948 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:38,246 Successful! Michael proposes, guys! I am also happy for you. 949 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:41,040 Congratulations! You succeeded. 950 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:45,586 It's not that I'm not happy for him. I have my own problem. 951 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,382 You can't be happy until you get it So on the seventh day there are some things you have to do [MARY J. BLIGE'S "REAL LOVE" PLAYING] 952 00:57:49,550 --> 00:57:52,176 One: visit to Victoria's Secret 953 00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:54,095 Two: Get your nails and hair done. 954 00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:57,974 Three: Bathing hot and long hot water. 955 00:57:58,225 --> 00:58:01,060 956 00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:06,357 957 00:58:06,567 --> 00:58:11,404 Four: Pull out the hug's dress and highlight your body curves. 958 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:15,575 All beautiful women and have something that works. 959 00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:18,411 Oh, and don't forget this. 960 00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:21,455 There won't be a pantylines tonight. 961 00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:26,043 After you apply your makeup, 962 00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:28,671 then you do the unthinkable: 963 00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:32,508 You travel without notice to your male home 964 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:39,599 Without trust you don't have anything SHANTÉ: Your goal is to enter home Make a number of reasons for fishing. 965 00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:42,602 [DOORBELL OPTIONS] 966 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:45,271 Keith. Hey. 967 00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:49,442 This is the rest of your item. 968 00:58:56,658 --> 00:58:57,700 969 00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:00,620 970 00:59:00,787 --> 00:59:04,373 I already have it in my car and want to lower it. 971 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:08,461 Sorry it's too late I only need a few closures. 972 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:11,547 Yes, um... 973 00:59:12,674 --> 00:59:14,592 Want to come in so we can talk? 974 00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:18,012 That's not a good idea. I won't hurt you 975 00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:20,431 I mean, just a moment. 976 00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:25,436 I will leave. Shanté. 977 00:59:25,729 --> 00:59:29,565 Wait a minute, okay? Only... please 978 00:59:31,693 --> 00:59:32,860 Get him. 979 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:37,031 Before you know it, You will be with him on the couch. 980 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:42,370 Let him caress your soft body and kiss you. 981 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:47,375 Don't fight when strong hands take your enough parts and tight squeeze. 982 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:49,418 983 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:52,505 Where to get it? he must have you 984 00:59:53,173 --> 00:59:56,175 Then make excuses and leave. I have to go. 985 00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:57,843 No no 986 01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:04,308 Very. I have to go. I have to go. No, no, no. 987 01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:09,730 Sorry, I didn't mean to lead you to I wasn't ready for this. 988 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,482 Shanté! Shanté! 989 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,150 Oh, shit. 990 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:17,029 And it's the seventh day. You have changed the table. 991 01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:21,659 Don't let women come your house without notice, dog 992 01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:26,497 And if you're not sure about hitting it, don't start anything 993 01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:31,168 Everyone knows that women Let you press it, and you press it, 994 01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,045 You get the power Mm-hm. 995 01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:37,925 But if you start, and he says no, Then he gets strength. 996 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:41,012 Here's the problem: Power. 997 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:42,722 Power? Is it about strength? 998 01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:45,599 You set us back He turned the script over. 999 01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:48,644 I don't care about this "Turning the script over." 1000 01:00:48,854 --> 01:00:52,773 I'll call her, chat, start making up 1001 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:55,985 No, no, no, dog. You cannot call him. 1002 01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:58,195 This is starting now personally. 1003 01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:02,700 He started to piss me off. Piss you off? 1004 01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:07,288 This is not about mental play between you and him 1005 01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:10,624 It's about my relationship, my life. 1006 01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:15,379 Will you stop thinking about yourself for this once? 1007 01:01:15,547 --> 01:01:17,465 You think it's about you This isn't it? 1008 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:21,218 Oh, no, this stopped about you first. 1009 01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:24,680 You do this for all men in the country. 1010 01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:27,808 You do this for men around the world. 1011 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,352 Around the world? Oh, yes. 1012 01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:30,686 You stumble 1013 01:01:32,064 --> 01:01:33,147 Bro, 1014 01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:35,608 if you fail now, 1015 01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:39,570 every woman will think they can pull this trick 1016 01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:41,864 You know how women talk. How? 1017 01:01:42,074 --> 01:01:44,950 Women will be interesting this trip. 1018 01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,703 We will cook dinner. 1019 01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:52,249 We will change diapers, wash dishes. 1020 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:57,338 Do you know what they will do? Sitting on our couch watching soccer. 1021 01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:59,673 That's what will happen. Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1022 01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:03,177 This is much bigger than you. Much bigger than you. 1023 01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:07,014 You make it sound like a woman like the CIA 1024 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:09,350 That's funny, though. Funny. 1025 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,978 CIA 1026 01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:18,359 no dirt on women with a plan Remember that. 1027 01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:26,784 I go to her house, Turn her away, then leave. 1028 01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:29,829 Leave it in bed with difficulty. 1029 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:32,164 Do you leave your man with difficulty? 1030 01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:36,127 Dick is hard like a rock. It's just that, phoo. Poing! 1031 01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:37,670 [ALL LAUGHING] 1032 01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:41,006 Damn, I don't know if I can do that Look, I like too much dick to let the hard one go to waste. 1033 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:45,594 Look, you don't do it all the time. I have a policy. 1034 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:51,851 Often he can finish it, You get it back. 1035 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:56,105 Girl, can I save it real? 1036 01:02:58,650 --> 01:03:00,818 Teaching. But there is "but". 1037 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:04,071 If your guy is bad, You give him two choices. 1038 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:08,659 The blue ball or choking on the chicken. 1039 01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:11,704 He knows. He knows. 1040 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:14,540 Crab cakes are a hit. Crab cakes, right? 1041 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:19,295 I have to say this. Hold it. 1042 01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:21,464 1043 01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:25,259 Showing without notice is a risk. Right. 1044 01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:28,804 What if the men are there? Or another girl? 1045 01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:31,390 Do you want me to handle it? 1046 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,309 Come on, Shanté, Jr. 1047 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:37,646 Alright. You must know your man's cycle. 1048 01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,648 All men have a sex cycle. 1049 01:03:40,192 --> 01:03:44,320 Most men need to have sex at least every seven days. 1050 01:03:44,738 --> 01:03:48,616 What man is he fucking? My man is two, three, four times a day 1051 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:52,495 So if the men are there and you look fine, 1052 01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:57,666 he will send them away because he wants to be busy. 1053 01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:03,881 he thinks of another girl 1054 01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:08,344 And if he's a good person, hello, 1055 01:04:09,137 --> 01:04:12,473 he will wait a week before seeing other people 1056 01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,767 Right? Right. 1057 01:04:14,935 --> 01:04:16,310 How do I do it? 1058 01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:20,981 My car. I have to do some tasks before work. 1059 01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:26,237 DIEDRE: See you later. Call me. 1060 01:04:28,949 --> 01:04:30,616 A week? DIEDRE: What... 1061 01:04:30,825 --> 01:04:33,994 I'm talking about Maybe a day or two. 1062 01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:36,705 Your person is weak. He's punk. 1063 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,000 On the eighth day, inventory is in groceries. 1064 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:44,463 Take a bottle of wine. Once you get along with your man, 1065 01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:47,216 You may be inside for several days. 1066 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:50,302 [♪♪♪] 1067 01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:02,856 Listen to everything. 1068 01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,484 New development. 1069 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:12,074 Our competitors are launched new events for their clients 1070 01:05:12,284 --> 01:05:16,412 Last Wednesday They have a hump day for Coca-Cola 1071 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:20,207 This weekend, the billiard party for the Miller Genuine Draft. 1072 01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:23,502 Usually I don't force weekend work, 1073 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:25,337 but I think this is an exception. 1074 01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:26,922 No? 1075 01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:30,676 Yes! This is the pause we need Conny invited you as his companion right? 1076 01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:33,679 Leave. Not. 1077 01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,014 Don't leave. 1078 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:36,724 This will be your chance to shine, your chance to appear as your real player. 1079 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:41,520 1080 01:05:41,730 --> 01:05:44,398 1081 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,860 No, I don't like playing games, man Not me... 1082 01:05:48,028 --> 01:05:49,028 Hi friend. 1083 01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:51,155 Can I ask something? 1084 01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:54,617 Did Shanté even call you today? Not. 1085 01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:56,744 Did he even think of saying, 1086 01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,205 "Just call to see if you are still alive." Not. 1087 01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:04,043 Do you think he's moping after he walks out to you? 1088 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,879 What are you waiting for? I don't know 1089 01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:09,256 Pick up this phone, contact Conny. 1090 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:13,552 Call him. Tell him you want to go to the party 1091 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:18,682 Because Shanté, he is half stepping. And you have other choices. 1092 01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:22,019 It's time for someone to do it what a man has to do 1093 01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:25,981 Stop missing this woman. Show him who the man is! 1094 01:06:26,191 --> 01:06:29,735 Show him who used it big drawer 1095 01:06:29,903 --> 01:06:34,114 You are right. I've missed for too long for him 1096 01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:35,491 Too long 1097 01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:38,952 I need to be a player again. Play. 1098 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:43,874 I need to get out of my old age mack moves and shows him who he is facing 1099 01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:46,710 Time to show him who's wearing a drawer 1100 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,171 Oh, suki-suki now. Call him. 1101 01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:51,590 What? What? 1102 01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:55,969 [RAHSAAN PATTERSON'S "SO HOT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1103 01:06:56,137 --> 01:07:00,140 This is Lala. We party in the Miller extravaganza draft. 1104 01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:02,559 How do you women do 1105 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:27,459 Hey! My God, this is very good 1106 01:07:28,753 --> 01:07:33,215 Thank you for inviting us. It seems like it's really worth while I 1107 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:36,468 Please be nice. My boss is here. 1108 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:38,804 We won't embarrass you I didn't mean that. This is work. 1109 01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:41,515 Must check the competition. Let's drink. 1110 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:46,186 Free drinks That's right, yes. Here it is. 1111 01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:48,313 This extravaganza is quite successful This is not a bad tool. We should have thought about it. 1112 01:08:01,286 --> 01:08:04,163 1113 01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:07,666 1114 01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:11,503 1115 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,965 Meet the representative from the guy who did it Miss Spalding, How are you? 1116 01:08:15,175 --> 01:08:17,384 Bill Parker. How are you? 1117 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:20,345 CONNY: Hi, Shanté. 1118 01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:21,638 Tell Jim I sent my congratulations about this success. 1119 01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:25,642 Will do. 1120 01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:27,186 Oh, no, he doesn't. 1121 01:08:33,985 --> 01:08:35,694 He didn't just walk in and act like he didn't know me This is wrong. On the first day, You should kick back, 1122 01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:40,491 Waiting for him to beg for forgiveness 1123 01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:45,579 I don't know you know Conny Spalding She's beautiful. 1124 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:48,499 He reminds me of you. 1125 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:52,544 He did it. Bill, can you excuse me for a moment? 1126 01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:54,379 1127 01:08:56,549 --> 01:09:00,552 1128 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,054 Sure. Thank you. 1129 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,974 Thank you. Enjoy. 1130 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,271 So can't talk? 1131 01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:14,066 What happened? What happened? 1132 01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:17,486 What are you doing here with Conny? 1133 01:09:17,695 --> 01:09:22,282 I didn't hear from you, so I took the problem into my own hands. 1134 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,368 You said a water test. 1135 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:27,371 Just say brothers are swimming tonight 1136 01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:31,416 So you appeared with him knowing that I would be here? 1137 01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:33,585 I don't know you will be here. 1138 01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:38,257 The truth is I'm tired of your bullshit I'm a good person It's time for me to explore my choices 1139 01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:42,886 1140 01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:48,392 Keith, let us dance. Option no. 1. 1141 01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:55,566 "Hon"? Uh-eh. 1142 01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:59,278 Conny, can I talk? for you for a while? 1143 01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:01,405 Sure. Thank you. 1144 01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:07,911 What are you doing? What do you mean? 1145 01:10:08,121 --> 01:10:11,123 What did you do with Keith? He is my man Oh! He doesn't act like your person. 1146 01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:15,168 He will do it otherwise has a little hooch running behind it I don't appreciate that. Why did you call me name? 1147 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:19,423 This is rather junior. 1148 01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:23,969 Keith is here because he wants it. I didn't force it. 1149 01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:25,929 That's the decision, 1150 01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:30,934 1151 01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:32,978 1152 01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:37,983 so don't assume frustration out to me Good? 1153 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:40,819 "OK?" 1154 01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:45,699 No, he didn't do it. No, whore this trick doesn't just go there 1155 01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:48,160 But do you know what? He's right. 1156 01:10:48,328 --> 01:10:52,706 When your guy messes up, deals with him, not the woman. 1157 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:58,170 There is nothing worse than two women fighting more than a man Unlike women. 1158 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,382 But do you know what? 1159 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:04,509 I don't like this bitch. 1160 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:16,897 Okay, I admit. That's not how you handle it. 1161 01:11:17,065 --> 01:11:20,567 Back to the top. This is how you really handle it. 1162 01:11:22,403 --> 01:11:27,032 Keith is here because he wants it. I didn't force it. 1163 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,951 That's the decision, 1164 01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:33,538 so don't assume frustration out to me Good? 1165 01:11:46,177 --> 01:11:50,722 [JERSEY AVE. 'BEND OVER " PLAY OVER SPEAKERS] 1166 01:11:53,393 --> 01:11:56,478 MAN: We need you here. I'll be there. Come here for a while. 1167 01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:58,772 Can you keep it busy until I come back? 1168 01:12:00,108 --> 01:12:03,485 How do you do WOMAN: Good. KEITH: Eh, Tony? Yes? 1169 01:12:05,196 --> 01:12:08,240 Give me a hand with this TONY: Yeah 1170 01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:13,453 This is a Miller girl. My man, Tony. 1171 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:15,956 Which do you want Give me snowflakes 1172 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,084 TONY: Then I'm Frosty. 1173 01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:22,212 1174 01:12:22,422 --> 01:12:24,089 1175 01:12:24,632 --> 01:12:28,218 Snowflakes, not too close You might melt. 1176 01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:30,721 Because it's hot. 1177 01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:34,599 Why don't you tell us? Are you having problems? 1178 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:38,979 You let him act stupid in front of you like that? 1179 01:12:39,647 --> 01:12:42,399 Yo, Keith Spotlight is on you, dog. 1180 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:45,569 He saw? Mm-hm. Let me see. 1181 01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:49,156 Do you want me to handle this? Breaking it down. 1182 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:50,907 I destroyed it? 1183 01:12:58,166 --> 01:13:00,625 TRACYE: Why did he do that? Want me to handle this for you? 1184 01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:04,838 I just cried and cried. Do you want me to pull his ass? 1185 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:10,302 I don't care I'll go straight drag her ass Do you want me to? 1186 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:13,555 What will you do? What are you doing, bitch? 1187 01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:17,017 See why you don't know your boyfriend 1188 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:21,897 They will improve the situation panic, and you will too. 1189 01:13:23,691 --> 01:13:26,151 Do you want me to pull his ass? 1190 01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:29,154 No, Diedre. No problem. 1191 01:13:37,997 --> 01:13:43,251 No, Diedre, it's okay. I will handle it I control the situation. 1192 01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:47,422 He just vented it now. Let him have fun. 1193 01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:56,389 No, we won't have all that. Not! Uh-eh-eh! 1194 01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,769 They don't know Fear of being edited 1195 01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:04,689 Again, if you don't want your friend to go back, 1196 01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:07,275 to hell with him Keep going. 1197 01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:10,487 But if you want it to return and behave, 1198 01:14:06,049 --> 01:14:18,495 Excuse me, miss. I will be right back. 1199 01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:21,206 [♪♪♪] 1200 01:14:21,374 --> 01:14:23,375 Note, this will run fast. 1201 01:14:23,584 --> 01:14:26,753 One: Intensify your game by searching for a man 1202 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:30,882 Good But you need to recruit it quickly. 1203 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:36,054 Where is that? Oh, here. Big. 1204 01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:40,183 Desperate call times for desperate actions 1205 01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:44,104 Yes. Ha ha ha! 1206 01:14:44,272 --> 01:14:47,357 Old magic-in-trouble tricks. Works every time. 1207 01:14:47,525 --> 01:14:49,025 [CAR APPROACH] 1208 01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:50,318 Need help? 1209 01:14:57,577 --> 01:14:59,411 Not funny enough. 1210 01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:01,663 Hey, need help? 1211 01:15:02,456 --> 01:15:06,418 No, my girlfriend should come for a while 1212 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:11,590 Not quite smooth. 1213 01:15:40,343 --> 01:15:15,760 Everything okay? 1214 01:15:18,639 --> 01:15:20,974 Looks like I've got a flat tire. 1215 01:15:21,309 --> 01:15:23,476 That's easy. Do you have a backup 1216 01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:26,771 A little thing behind? 1217 01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:29,441 Yes. This? I have one of them. 1218 01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:36,573 Two: After you recruit Your friend, get him a drink. 1219 01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,700 Yes, he gave him a drink. 1220 01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:46,166 He wants to play hardball, huh? 1221 01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:51,504 Hey, hi, baby 1222 01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:54,216 Will you dance? With pleasure. 1223 01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:04,476 Three: Don't worry about him. 1224 01:16:04,644 --> 01:16:08,271 She's like a child, begging for attention. Ignore him. 1225 01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:13,401 A little show there just to get your attention 1226 01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:17,948 It doesn't matter what he does. Direct your attention to him. 1227 01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:21,326 It doesn't matter what he says Attention. 1228 01:16:21,535 --> 01:16:25,080 Laugh with the joke. Act like you have a ball. 1229 01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:28,458 I said, "Who are you? I thought Jim Carrey?" 1230 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:32,420 Very sexy the way you do it 1231 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:51,856 I will postpone it here if I don't bring me some wings Now, what is this? Oh no. 1232 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,985 That's white bullshit. We need meat. 1233 01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:58,071 Hey bro. Allright darling. 1234 01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:02,033 1235 01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:04,869 He hasn't moved yet. TONY: You have a problem 1236 01:17:05,204 --> 01:17:08,915 Why? If he dances, it will be fine. 1237 01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,792 You can dance with anyone. 1238 01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:14,421 But he talked to him. That's personal. 1239 01:17:15,423 --> 01:17:17,424 He tried to know him. 1240 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:22,721 Four: Raise the bet by going to a quiet corner. 1241 01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:25,807 Do you want to go inside? 1242 01:17:26,017 --> 01:17:27,225 Sure. Big. 1243 01:17:38,738 --> 01:17:40,113 Where did they go? 1244 01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:42,699 He entered the house. Inside the house? 1245 01:17:42,867 --> 01:17:45,827 With that old boy. There are no men. 1246 01:17:46,037 --> 01:17:47,996 You are so funny. 1247 01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:49,289 KEITH: Ahem. Ahem. 1248 01:17:49,457 --> 01:17:52,000 Can I talk to you? for a moment, please 1249 01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:54,878 Sure. Will you excuse me, Calvin? 1250 01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:58,381 Sure. I will find a drink. Yes, drink. 1251 01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:04,971 What's wrong with talking to him? 1252 01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:10,602 Trying to make me jealous? I do not. 1253 01:18:10,811 --> 01:18:14,147 I want to talk to him. I don't play games. 1254 01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:16,941 You are not? You are the queen of the game. 1255 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,736 You play more games than bad NBA. 1256 01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:22,781 He is angry with you. 1257 01:18:22,990 --> 01:18:26,368 It's getting hot. Time for the coup de grâce. 1258 01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:29,537 That's the French term to "fuck him up." 1259 01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:36,002 Keith, I have to go. Oh no. Hold it. 1260 01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:42,842 What is this for? 1261 01:18:43,094 --> 01:18:45,470 There is no reason. What do you mean? 1262 01:18:45,638 --> 01:18:48,973 I took it just in case. What if? 1263 01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:51,851 I know he will sleep with him. 1264 01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:55,271 Everyone has a condom now. 1265 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:59,442 Why does he have it in his wallet? Decoration. 1266 01:18:59,652 --> 01:19:01,820 He won't use it. 1267 01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:05,532 Did he sleep with you on the first date? Yes. 1268 01:19:07,201 --> 01:19:12,247 This is very much, but if you do this correctly, you don't need it anymore. 1269 01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:15,750 So hang on. Do you know what? We have to talk. 1270 01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:20,171 You don't go Don't control me. 1271 01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:30,140 You don't care about me or you will never get your flow. 1272 01:19:30,349 --> 01:19:34,310 And to add insult to injury, you are here with Conny 1273 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:36,938 Excuse me. I go. 1274 01:19:37,148 --> 01:19:39,816 Shanté. Keith, I want to go. 1275 01:19:40,526 --> 01:19:43,403 If you walk out that door with him, 1276 01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:48,867 I'll go home with Conny. 1277 01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:55,290 If you feel you have to control me by going home with Conny, 1278 01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:58,293 Straight ahead. Do what you have to do 1279 01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:02,755 But no matter what you decide, I walk out of that door. 1280 01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:04,632 Have to go. 1281 01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:07,385 SHANTÉ: You take gambling. 1282 01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:11,222 He might sleep with Conny. But my guess is he doesn't want to. 1283 01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:15,435 He will be in your house, waiting before you get there 1284 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,688 So take your time 1285 01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:30,200 Good night, Calvin. Of course you don't want me to appear? 1286 01:20:30,451 --> 01:20:34,287 I'm tired. But thanks for following me home. 1287 01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:35,747 No problem. 1288 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:38,583 Be careful. 1289 01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:42,504 [FOR REAL'S "LOVE WILL BE WAITING AT HOME" PLAYING] 1290 01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:45,548 [SIGHS] 1291 01:20:45,716 --> 01:20:50,303 Okay, here it is Prepare a hot night. 1292 01:20:50,513 --> 01:20:53,765 When you open the door, should your male 1293 01:20:53,933 --> 01:20:58,603 waiting on the couch for you with flowers 1294 01:21:04,985 --> 01:21:19,791 Keith? 1295 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,752 [DOORBELL OPTIONS] 1296 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:24,504 [SECRETLY] Keith. 1297 01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:28,716 [CLEARS THROAT] 1298 01:21:31,095 --> 01:21:35,807 Hello, staying at this Miller? Delivery of food. Miller's residence 1299 01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:38,434 No, um, next door. 1300 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:41,854 Oh, next door. Next, okay. 1301 01:22:02,501 --> 01:22:04,377 I know what you think. 1302 01:22:04,837 --> 01:22:07,505 Damn doesn't work, right? 1303 01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:10,758 Well, maybe you are right. 1304 01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:15,179 I just think so You follow certain rules 1305 01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:18,516 when a brother messes up to get him back 1306 01:22:21,812 --> 01:22:23,938 But I don't think I'm considering that 1307 01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:29,777 when it comes to love, no rules 1308 01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:36,326 Link me to a martini. What's up, girl Not fucking, kid. This place is very tired. 1309 01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:39,662 I only did the movement on this blonde man. 1310 01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:43,833 And he didn't even bite it. 1311 01:22:44,043 --> 01:22:46,044 Damn it didn't happen to me 1312 01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:48,880 1313 01:22:49,882 --> 01:22:54,594 He keeps talking about it ex-girlfriend. He is so perfect. 1314 01:23:01,894 --> 01:23:03,227 Excuse me. 1315 01:23:07,941 --> 01:23:09,442 Can I ask a few questions? 1316 01:23:16,659 --> 01:23:17,700 Sure. 1317 01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:22,205 Now, if I am right about you, 1318 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:25,291 all the answers will be yes. 1319 01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:26,751 Do you think so? 1320 01:23:28,212 --> 01:23:29,253 Yes. 1321 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:38,262 Do you like basketball? 1322 01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:40,765 Yes. 1323 01:23:42,142 --> 01:23:43,559 Did you find me interesting? 1324 01:23:50,818 --> 01:23:53,945 Yes. Do you think I consider you attractive? 1325 01:23:55,739 --> 01:23:56,781 Yes. 1326 01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:01,244 Can I ask each other? 1327 01:24:05,416 --> 01:24:10,753 Think of a woman who thinks she will control him with rules 1328 01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:14,549 can he come back? 1329 01:24:19,596 --> 01:24:20,722 No. 1330 01:24:26,228 --> 01:24:27,270 Unless... 1331 01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:39,115 Unless he really loves him. 1332 01:24:44,496 --> 01:24:45,705 Like to dance? 1333 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:01,679 You didn't answer my question. 1334 01:25:57,986 --> 01:26:01,030 [SINGLE] 1335 01:26:07,746 --> 01:26:09,747 I have to get away for a moment. 1336 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:13,000 [DAMOZEL'S "EVERY DAY PARTY" PLAY " 1337 01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:15,086 Will tear it. 1338 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:18,756 Come on, cheerful! 1339 01:26:20,926 --> 01:26:22,301 Call. Cursing! 1340 01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:23,928 Do the chocolate. 1341 01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:27,640 Ah! Michael! 1342 01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:30,726 Shout. You like it 1343 01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:32,478 Correct. Loser. [LAUGH] 1344 01:26:39,945 --> 01:26:41,195 HUMAN: Memories 1345 01:26:41,363 --> 01:26:43,114 Can you hit the donkey in the movie? 1346 01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:44,782 He slept with you the first night? Yes . Oh. 1347 01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:48,077 1348 01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:50,454 1349 01:26:50,622 --> 01:26:54,375 That's different, dog. You got a big dick. 1350 01:27:01,967 --> 01:27:02,967 [SNORTS] 1351 01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:04,135 Sorry. 1352 01:27:04,303 --> 01:27:07,096 Don't think God gave me this for nothing 1353 01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:09,265 Why are you staring at my face? 1354 01:27:09,474 --> 01:27:13,561 I know about women. I have a mama, nine sisters, and a cat. 1355 01:27:13,770 --> 01:27:16,272 I have that person. The plan works. 1356 01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:20,568 You can't even insert a finger in the butt, making him scream. 1357 01:27:21,028 --> 01:27:23,029 You can't make it drop it. 1358 01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:25,114 [SLURPS] 1359 01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:29,076 [CHUCKLES] 1360 01:27:31,955 --> 01:27:33,831 MAN 1: And cut it off! MAN 2: Cut. 1361 01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:36,125 [CREW MEMBERS LAUGHING] 1362 01:27:36,293 --> 01:27:41,422 [KJ SILVER'S FEATURING "TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME" PLAY]