1 00:00:16,728 --> 00:00:32,848 2 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:43,205 3 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,500 Is that a new person? 4 00:01:21,585 --> 00:01:23,130 [Man responds in Spanish] 5 00:01:48,981 --> 00:01:51,069 [Dialogue in Spanish] 6 00:02:02,595 --> 00:02:04,683 [Instrumental Martial music] 7 00:02:12,159 --> 00:02:14,247 [Woman speaks in Spanish] 8 00:02:16,544 --> 00:02:20,010 S? amiga noodles. We completamente Seguros here... 9 00:02:20,094 --> 00:02:23,100 Because... I have chosen my position carefully. 10 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:27,485 First rules of engagement: Know your enemy. 11 00:02:27,695 --> 00:02:30,618 Second rule: Know where to involve him. 12 00:02:30,785 --> 00:02:34,084 You keep your machine running. I want maximum heat emissions... 13 00:02:34,168 --> 00:02:37,091 ... from these coordinates. Mucho caliente. Comprehensive? 14 00:02:39,472 --> 00:02:42,729 Time, 5:00 15 00:02:42,813 --> 00:02:46,195 Place, seven klicks south of El Chaco. 16 00:02:46,446 --> 00:02:47,782 Situation: 17 00:02:47,866 --> 00:02:51,457 A single Graboid was reported in the area two weeks ago. 18 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:55,633 Only the third appearance from underground carnivores in the last 11 years. 19 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:59,099 Unfortunately, the lack of action on the part of local authorities... 20 00:02:59,184 --> 00:03:01,606 ... has allowed creatures to metamorphose... 21 00:03:01,689 --> 00:03:06,408 ... To the second stage of his life cycle, produces six Shriekers... 22 00:03:06,951 --> 00:03:09,498 A... greedy life-form hermaphroditic... 23 00:03:09,582 --> 00:03:13,591 ... Which can double in each number a few minutes by eating enough food. 24 00:03:13,675 --> 00:03:15,220 In this case, chicken. 25 00:03:15,304 --> 00:03:16,348 [squeaky eerie] 26 00:03:16,557 --> 00:03:18,603 Ay, Dios mio! 27 00:03:20,023 --> 00:03:22,695 A truck full of chickens. 28 00:03:25,828 --> 00:03:29,127 lnfrared monitoring now shows the Shrieker herd... 29 00:03:29,211 --> 00:03:31,925 ... Moving across the slopes against us... 30 00:03:32,134 --> 00:03:34,472 ... Closing is less than 300 meters. 31 00:03:35,058 --> 00:03:37,856 290. 280. 32 00:03:38,398 --> 00:03:42,407 I have succeeded in leading a Shrieker herd away from the civilian population. 33 00:03:42,491 --> 00:03:45,122 My tactical approach is to use various maneuvers... Showing... by Sitting Bull at Little Bighorn... 34 00:03:45,206 --> 00:03:47,920 ... And Marshal Rommel during the North African campaign. 35 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:51,344 The idea is to establish a proper killing zone. 36 00:03:51,428 --> 00:03:54,810 [Blast Away] 37 00:03:57,066 --> 00:03:59,154 38 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:04,959 BURT: l must take this opportunity to show their zero skills tactically. 39 00:04:05,043 --> 00:04:06,588 [squeaky approach] 40 00:04:08,008 --> 00:04:11,432 BURT: Lacking eyes or ears, they can feel heat only and... 41 00:04:11,516 --> 00:04:12,894 [Man tries to disturb] 42 00:04:12,978 --> 00:04:14,982 Patience, amigo noodles. 43 00:04:20,244 --> 00:04:22,123 [Advice in Spanish] 44 00:04:28,305 --> 00:04:30,768 No need to worry... 45 00:04:30,977 --> 00:04:35,320 L... because once you have the tool right in the hand. 46 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,708 [Instrumental Martial music] 47 00:04:45,469 --> 00:04:48,016 Looking for a little heat? 48 00:05:06,768 --> 00:05:08,856 [Shriekers squealing and howling] 49 00:05:44,396 --> 00:05:46,400 Have a question? 50 00:05:49,658 --> 00:05:51,746 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 51 00:06:36,557 --> 00:06:38,227 [Horn honks] 52 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,863 MlGUEL: Burt, welcome home. 53 00:06:42,947 --> 00:06:45,578 We saw you on CNN shooting cannon objects. 54 00:06:45,661 --> 00:06:48,083 Double .50 antiaircraft tower mounts. 55 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:50,923 Nice to meet you, Miguel. What is that? 56 00:06:52,051 --> 00:06:55,893 Some real estate people left Reno. They want to cut the valley in the package. 57 00:06:55,977 --> 00:06:59,443 -That'll be a cold day in hell. - That's what I said to them. 58 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,572 Burt, while you go... 59 00:07:01,656 --> 00:07:05,122 ... There is a conga line cement truck going up to your place. 60 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:06,876 What did you build up there? 61 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,760 l installed underground Graboid barrier, my own design. 62 00:07:11,262 --> 00:07:14,143 Big cement box, two-foot thick, reinforced with steel... 63 00:07:14,227 --> 00:07:16,941 ... Really surrounds my complex... 64 00:07:17,234 --> 00:07:20,324 ... Side and bottom. Now I can sleep at night. 65 00:07:20,408 --> 00:07:24,208 Come on, Burt. What has it been, 11 years? 66 00:07:26,004 --> 00:07:28,008 There is no reason to bring down your guard. 67 00:07:48,764 --> 00:07:50,685 Burt, welcome home. 68 00:07:50,769 --> 00:07:52,648 Put in a bar code reader? 69 00:07:52,732 --> 00:07:56,824 Jodi, they can use it to build profiles on all my purchases. 70 00:07:56,908 --> 00:07:59,037 Burt, welcome home. 71 00:07:59,121 --> 00:08:02,503 Yes, welcome. Next they will want my DNA sample. 72 00:08:02,588 --> 00:08:04,091 How are you? 73 00:08:04,216 --> 00:08:06,304 Jodl: l guess I got by. 74 00:08:06,806 --> 00:08:10,689 BURT: Getting by? You did better from your uncle. 75 00:08:11,065 --> 00:08:14,865 Jodl: ln retail, if you're not three steps ahead, you're one step behind. 76 00:08:15,033 --> 00:08:17,455 Jodl: Do you want your mail? BURT: Yes, I guess. 77 00:08:23,594 --> 00:08:25,682 Perfection of Ranchettes Valley. 78 00:08:25,808 --> 00:08:28,606 They have made an offer for all of us. 79 00:08:28,982 --> 00:08:31,237 Should I file for you? 80 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:38,920 Jodl: watch Cool. BURT: gift from gauchos. 81 00:08:39,004 --> 00:08:41,927 This keeps updating the time for these nanoseconds... 82 00:08:42,011 --> 00:08:45,519 ... By connecting directly with cesium clocks in Colorado... 83 00:08:45,603 --> 00:08:47,732 ... Through ultrasonic frequency. 84 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:51,240 Good above our normal hearing range, but it will give the dog a good fit. 85 00:08:51,324 --> 00:08:55,291 Right. So, can you get me a Graboid or a Shrieker section: 86 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:58,131 Beak, tentacles, claws? 87 00:08:59,134 --> 00:09:01,556 Don't you overdo this a little? 88 00:09:01,765 --> 00:09:04,521 Burt, this is our claim for fame. 89 00:09:04,605 --> 00:09:06,943 Chinese have pandas. Australia has a koala. 90 00:09:07,027 --> 00:09:09,908 And we have this... 91 00:09:10,118 --> 00:09:11,952 ... Even if they are extinct here. 92 00:09:12,035 --> 00:09:14,369 Are you trying to turn the valley into a park? 93 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,622 It's working, your friends Earl and Grady. 94 00:09:16,705 --> 00:09:20,499 I just fought for my piece from a spare dollar. But this... 95 00:09:22,376 --> 00:09:25,044 ... This is your garden type of man. 96 00:09:25,545 --> 00:09:29,005 BURT: Graboid Adventure '' Desert Jack, '' Who is this Yahoo? 97 00:09:29,089 --> 00:09:31,965 He moved when you left, started this business... 98 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:34,634 ... Taking people in the Graboid Safari. 99 00:09:36,302 --> 00:09:37,928 I can't believe this. 100 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:41,972 JACK: [More than the loudspeaker] Believe, ladies and gentlemen. 101 00:09:42,056 --> 00:09:44,641 This is not a garden simulation here. 102 00:09:44,725 --> 00:09:47,852 You are in the heart of the Graboid country. 103 00:09:48,394 --> 00:09:50,770 This is savage subterrestrials... 104 00:09:50,854 --> 00:09:53,272 This... death-dealing dung inhabitants... 105 00:09:53,356 --> 00:09:55,774 ... First appeared around 1 1 year ago. 106 00:09:56,232 --> 00:10:00,234 Yes, you keep your eyes peeled, mind and body centered. 107 00:10:00,319 --> 00:10:02,945 These things can jump at any time. 108 00:10:03,738 --> 00:10:05,322 What - 109 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,615 Only rabbits, people. Only rabbits. 110 00:10:08,824 --> 00:10:11,325 Breathe and release. There you go. 111 00:10:11,576 --> 00:10:13,619 It's a sucker, I've seen one leap... 112 00:10:13,703 --> 00:10:16,371 Obviously... 50 meters from the ground, like a volcano. 113 00:10:16,455 --> 00:10:19,999 Swallowed a whole semi-truck. Well, that's what I call roadkill. 114 00:10:20,082 --> 00:10:24,710 I say to you, yes, friends, this whole area is the main eating place. 115 00:10:25,711 --> 00:10:28,462 Only more than the existing back is where a shepherd is simple... 116 00:10:28,546 --> 00:10:31,089 ... Named Old Fred lost his flock. 117 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,383 Yes, and everything else from the neck down. 118 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:39,220 Now as I say, we are in the heart of the Graboid state. 119 00:10:40,263 --> 00:10:42,014 Right at the heart. 120 00:10:44,891 --> 00:10:45,724 Whoa! 121 00:10:45,975 --> 00:10:48,518 JACK: Looks like we have a company, people. 122 00:10:48,643 --> 00:10:51,019 BOY: Man. Is that a Graboid? 123 00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:54,855 JACK: Yes, it looks like that. Get back, child, You will lose a limb now. 124 00:10:58,984 --> 00:11:00,485 [Screams] Oh, God! 125 00:11:00,944 --> 00:11:03,195 JACK: It's flooded! BOY: Relax, lady! 126 00:11:04,029 --> 00:11:05,946 Has it seen us yet? 127 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:09,198 I don't know. I can't tell. But it's bigger than I've ever seen. 128 00:11:09,283 --> 00:11:10,700 Look! 129 00:11:11,534 --> 00:11:13,118 Oh, God! 130 00:11:18,414 --> 00:11:21,749 BOY: Here it is! JACK: Control yourself, don't panic. 131 00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:26,752 Continue. Come on Move in! 132 00:11:27,795 --> 00:11:30,171 Well, we'd better get the hell out of Dodge! 133 00:11:30,255 --> 00:11:31,964 Come on now. 134 00:11:32,173 --> 00:11:35,133 We got it. lt is called divine intervention. 135 00:11:35,217 --> 00:11:37,968 Just with Jack's stick, You will make it back. 136 00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:39,344 That's one. 137 00:11:40,387 --> 00:11:42,263 I think he smelled us. 138 00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:46,057 Thought-they only hunt by sound. -That's what I mean, sound. 139 00:11:48,018 --> 00:11:49,310 Four! 140 00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:56,398 Alright, baby. Has been waiting for you. 141 00:11:56,523 --> 00:11:58,107 Come to Daddy. 142 00:12:01,652 --> 00:12:04,153 Come on, ride this stone here. 143 00:12:04,237 --> 00:12:07,530 Here you go. Here you go. Give me your hand, honey. Come on 144 00:12:07,614 --> 00:12:08,739 Alright. 145 00:12:08,823 --> 00:12:12,116 Hold on to your hat now. Next is the rest of us. 146 00:12:12,201 --> 00:12:13,910 We have all now? 147 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:16,454 Let's see here, one, two, three, four, five. 148 00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:20,247 That's good. Well, I think we just wait for the best spell. 149 00:12:20,331 --> 00:12:22,499 How long do you think it will happen? 150 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:26,043 Well, Mom, time is an eternal river. 151 00:12:26,419 --> 00:12:28,670 I suggest we don't swim upstream. 152 00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:34,924 Damn, it's hot here. 153 00:12:36,718 --> 00:12:38,802 JACK: Anyone for cold beer? 154 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:43,972 I have $ 3 bottles domestically, $ 4.50 imported. 155 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,391 Also, maybe l recommend my fresh fruit juice? 156 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:51,143 Mango Monster. Graboid Grape. 157 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:54,438 For additional money, You can store a glass souvenir. 158 00:12:54,522 --> 00:12:56,356 Glow in the dark. Look at that. 159 00:12:57,065 --> 00:12:59,149 [Instrumental Martial music] 160 00:13:25,835 --> 00:13:27,419 RECORDlNG: Please enter the passcode... 161 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:31,504 ... Or Level 1 security programs will be activated in ten seconds. 162 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:35,257 Nine seconds, eight seconds, seven seconds... 163 00:13:35,341 --> 00:13:37,884 ... Six seconds, five seconds. 164 00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:46,098 JACK: Thank you for your business. I would say we got lucky enough out there today. 165 00:13:46,182 --> 00:13:48,725 -Of course. -All we see is dust. 166 00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:51,102 That's all you want to see, believe me, child. 167 00:13:51,185 --> 00:13:54,270 Stay on the asphalt now until you are clearly out of the valley. 168 00:13:54,354 --> 00:13:56,188 Tell your friends about us. 169 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,108 JACK: Must equip cold here. 170 00:14:01,192 --> 00:14:04,777 By the way, you didn't pay me for that ice bag this morning. 171 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,364 JACK: Well, you know, I think it's free ice. 172 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,406 I'm in business here, Jack. 173 00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:14,826 So am l. I have thought you should to sell my drink at wholesale. 174 00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:18,537 -Because? -Lt is part of our symbiotic relationship. 175 00:14:18,621 --> 00:14:22,415 Symbiosis of relationships. That's good, Jack. 176 00:14:22,707 --> 00:14:25,959 JACK: You see, Jodi, everything related. 177 00:14:26,043 --> 00:14:28,628 My business brings the business to your business. 178 00:14:28,711 --> 00:14:32,630 Maybe it's like an increase around, around around... 179 00:14:33,047 --> 00:14:34,548 ... 50%. 180 00:14:36,258 --> 00:14:37,800 Actually... 181 00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:43,721 22%... with questionable sustainability. 182 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,597 Sustainability is questionable? 183 00:14:47,682 --> 00:14:50,100 Do you have a business plan? 184 00:14:50,184 --> 00:14:54,353 I tried not to plan too much. l trust in the ebb and flow of the universe. 185 00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:58,481 You must plan to be a decent entity in the current economic landscape. 186 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:02,359 Look, me, I am in phase three establishing my product identity. 187 00:15:05,236 --> 00:15:08,529 You know, L.L. Bean, '' canoey, '' outdoorsy. 188 00:15:08,614 --> 00:15:11,532 Land's End, '' golf clubby, '' '' sailboaty. '' 189 00:15:11,616 --> 00:15:14,201 I see. I see. Chang Market. 190 00:15:14,576 --> 00:15:18,453 ls that, you know, that, kind of '' deserty, '' '' '' Underground monstery? 191 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,121 Jodl: Right. 192 00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:23,248 All righty. 193 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:29,419 There is no hope of stopping you from being a worthy entity... 194 00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:31,421 ... Because I hate when that happens. 195 00:15:31,504 --> 00:15:34,089 I'm billing you for that free ice. 196 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,264 [Underground Roar] 197 00:15:58,773 --> 00:16:01,149 You know, l really like this clay. 198 00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:04,568 lt doesn't crack in kiln, but it's so expensive. 199 00:16:04,652 --> 00:16:07,612 I can get 10% off if you order 200 pounds. 200 00:16:08,071 --> 00:16:10,072 Yes, I can't even pay it. 201 00:16:11,365 --> 00:16:13,116 -Hi, Jodi. -Hey, Mindy. 202 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,409 MlNDY: Can you give this to Jack when he comes? 203 00:16:15,493 --> 00:16:17,494 Sure. Throw them on the table. 204 00:16:17,578 --> 00:16:19,162 Thank you. 205 00:16:20,663 --> 00:16:24,123 Mindy, l think Jack expects you to sew pants... 206 00:16:24,207 --> 00:16:26,250 ... Don't just stick a ribbon on them. 207 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,168 Mom, tape is a total statement. 208 00:16:29,252 --> 00:16:31,670 People like Jack and I understand that. 209 00:16:36,716 --> 00:16:38,925 l was to the pin, myself. 210 00:16:44,346 --> 00:16:46,263 -Hey, Burt. -Hey, Mindy. 211 00:16:46,347 --> 00:16:48,473 BURT: I thought you were going to school. 212 00:16:48,599 --> 00:16:50,266 Didn't you tell me? 213 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:53,935 I have to drop out. We cannot pay the tuition. 214 00:16:54,728 --> 00:16:57,604 So, I went back to work at Arby below at Bixby... 215 00:16:57,688 --> 00:17:00,690 ... and trying to survive my mother. 216 00:17:01,024 --> 00:17:03,525 Well, I hope things work. 217 00:17:04,276 --> 00:17:05,735 Thank you. 218 00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:08,529 JACK: Beer inside. 219 00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:10,864 There you go. Watch your steps. 220 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,658 Gummer? 221 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,369 Is that you? 222 00:17:21,288 --> 00:17:22,830 lt is, right? 223 00:17:22,997 --> 00:17:24,623 Damn it! 224 00:17:24,915 --> 00:17:27,666 Real nice to meet you, sir. Jack Sawyer. 225 00:17:28,918 --> 00:17:31,211 I've started this business a little tour. 226 00:17:31,295 --> 00:17:33,087 Type of respect for you. 227 00:17:33,171 --> 00:17:36,256 I will be honored if you will consider becoming a part of it. 228 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:37,924 Sign some autographs... 229 00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:40,509 ... Maybe a small arms demonstration. 230 00:17:41,885 --> 00:17:44,470 MlLTON: Mom, take my picture with the earthquake. 231 00:17:44,971 --> 00:17:46,972 MlLTON'S MOTHER: Funny Idea. 232 00:17:48,348 --> 00:17:50,265 They are called Graboids. 233 00:17:51,892 --> 00:17:53,351 Come here, people. 234 00:17:53,435 --> 00:17:55,811 See who I have for you. Come on down! 235 00:17:56,646 --> 00:17:59,022 Mr. legendary Burt Gummer himself. 236 00:17:59,106 --> 00:18:01,023 MLLTON: Mom, it's a gun person. 237 00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:03,275 lt is. 238 00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:06,652 Here, Milton. 239 00:18:06,736 --> 00:18:10,196 Stand here, stand up. You don't mind, are you? 240 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,865 Straight, honey. Good and high. Taller! 241 00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,658 Say Graboids ''. '' 242 00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:18,285 -Graboids. -Oh good. 243 00:18:18,369 --> 00:18:20,954 Thank you very much, Mr. Goober. 244 00:18:21,246 --> 00:18:24,081 You have your facial expressions. What was that? 245 00:18:24,164 --> 00:18:25,873 MlLTON: Don't start, Mom. 246 00:18:26,207 --> 00:18:28,166 They're out of their pumpkins now. 247 00:18:28,251 --> 00:18:30,335 My inner voice has told me... 248 00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:32,962 ... You and I are destined to work together. 249 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,337 What do you think? 250 00:18:34,421 --> 00:18:38,965 If I have an inner voice it will tell me to tell you to get lost. 251 00:18:41,343 --> 00:18:44,428 Well, you know, take your time. 252 00:18:44,512 --> 00:18:47,680 You only think about it and come back to me now. 253 00:18:47,764 --> 00:18:49,723 He will come around. 254 00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:03,691 Buford! Get your head out of your pants. 255 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,567 Just seeing the scenery. 256 00:19:05,651 --> 00:19:08,277 Drooling to yourself. Go set for the next group. 257 00:19:09,571 --> 00:19:12,197 You don't have to be so mean. 258 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,866 Boy, you will be as sharp as a bowling ball. 259 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:18,451 Yes, tough guy. 260 00:19:21,329 --> 00:19:22,413 Hi, Mindy. 261 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,708 That skull was torn open wide, kid. 262 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:32,502 Eyeballs appear. Ugly! 263 00:19:32,795 --> 00:19:36,922 Now as I say, You are in the heart of the Graboid state. 264 00:19:37,006 --> 00:19:39,549 Yes, you're right in the heart of the city. 265 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:41,842 Let me tell you something, boy... 266 00:19:42,593 --> 00:19:45,219 ... You're right in that damned heart! 267 00:19:48,973 --> 00:19:52,725 WOMAN: Honey, did you see that? MAN: Oh my God! See! 268 00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:00,521 JACK: Having a small engine problem, people. 269 00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:02,732 Stay calm. Keep calm. 270 00:20:03,816 --> 00:20:06,734 WOMEN: Where is that? JACK: Stick with Jack, you will make it back. 271 00:20:06,818 --> 00:20:11,487 JACK: Hold on to your hat. MlNDY: Help, help, Graboid attacks. 272 00:20:11,571 --> 00:20:13,739 This is what you do all day? 273 00:20:14,031 --> 00:20:18,909 I mean, don't be offended, Buford, but it's like tragically paralyzed. 274 00:20:21,161 --> 00:20:22,536 This is a good life. 275 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,914 Compared to what I did before. 276 00:20:24,997 --> 00:20:26,122 Which one? 277 00:20:27,249 --> 00:20:28,833 Well, I am... 278 00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:32,335 Shoveling... roadkill for the county. 279 00:20:33,461 --> 00:20:36,838 Okay, I got you, but... 280 00:20:37,923 --> 00:20:39,882 ... Why is Jack wasting his time... 281 00:20:39,966 --> 00:20:43,301 Deceiving... yahoos with the Scooby-Doo routine? 282 00:20:43,635 --> 00:20:47,554 l believe there are billions of things better _ Such people can be done. 283 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:53,850 l bet he's nursing a broken heart. Or really something tragic. 284 00:20:55,393 --> 00:20:58,937 l bet he's just dying talking to someone who understands him. 285 00:20:59,896 --> 00:21:02,439 JACK: Alright, we got everything now? 286 00:21:02,523 --> 00:21:05,316 Damn, it's hot here. Anyone for cold beer? 287 00:21:09,236 --> 00:21:12,613 You know, I can't help but see that you get... 288 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,698 Very red... here in the sun. 289 00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:19,034 [Underground Deep roar] 290 00:21:27,999 --> 00:21:30,375 Do you really have to keep doing it? 291 00:21:32,419 --> 00:21:34,920 When will this tour end, anyway? 292 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,546 You don't enjoy my company, huh? 293 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,716 A man can be offended at that time. 294 00:21:49,639 --> 00:21:50,848 What is that? 295 00:21:51,307 --> 00:21:53,391 [Buford screams] 296 00:21:56,393 --> 00:21:58,477 [suspenseful music] 297 00:22:06,609 --> 00:22:07,984 MlNDY: [Screams] Freeze! 298 00:22:21,702 --> 00:22:23,244 Is he okay? 299 00:22:26,998 --> 00:22:28,540 [Underground Roar] 300 00:22:42,759 --> 00:22:45,260 [Secretly mouth instructions] 301 00:22:48,929 --> 00:22:50,179 [guluk] 302 00:22:52,765 --> 00:22:54,307 [Gruboid hissing] 303 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,184 [Secretly mouth instructions] 304 00:23:10,444 --> 00:23:11,486 [Clinking button] 305 00:23:13,488 --> 00:23:15,572 [suspenseful music] 306 00:23:21,493 --> 00:23:23,285 JACK: Come on, give me your hand! 307 00:23:29,999 --> 00:23:32,083 This isn't even real! 308 00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:34,585 MlNDY: Everyone, shut up! JACK: Listen to him! 309 00:23:34,669 --> 00:23:37,545 MAN: Who are other people? MlNDY AND JACK: Shut up hell! 310 00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:40,590 Jeep Jack can avoid it, but we need a distraction. 311 00:23:40,673 --> 00:23:43,383 Some noise! Everyone, achieve something. 312 00:23:43,884 --> 00:23:46,344 WOMEN: Like what? MlNDY: Like anything. 313 00:23:46,761 --> 00:23:48,970 We will throw things out like that... 314 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:51,555 ... Then we will pile up on the Jeep and haul ass. 315 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:54,140 Got it? Okay. At three. 316 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:58,560 One, two, three! Okay! 317 00:24:02,313 --> 00:24:03,980 [Camera Clatters] 318 00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:14,363 MAN: Where is my camera? Do you throw away my new camera? 319 00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:16,864 [Sound of electronic devices Fast] 320 00:24:23,786 --> 00:24:26,621 This time we are ready for you. 321 00:24:28,915 --> 00:24:30,999 [Siren Blares] 322 00:24:33,668 --> 00:24:36,836 This is Graboids delivery has four tentacles instead of three. 323 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,797 They look ridiculous. No one will buy it. 324 00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:44,258 -What's that? -That's Burt's siren. 325 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:47,593 Jodl: Graboid Ladder? lt can't be real, Nancy. 326 00:24:47,678 --> 00:24:50,596 NANCY: He won't blow the siren except for real. 327 00:24:50,888 --> 00:24:54,223 I hope this is Mindy okay. Hope he doesn't do anything stupid. 328 00:24:54,474 --> 00:24:56,391 I don't pay for them! 329 00:25:02,604 --> 00:25:07,023 MAN: If you ask me, there is something very amateurish about this operation. 330 00:25:07,399 --> 00:25:12,735 You bring people into life-death or- situations, and you don't have a real gun? 331 00:25:12,903 --> 00:25:15,071 Do you even license to do this? 332 00:25:15,572 --> 00:25:18,448 You want to see a Graboid, You see a Graboid. 333 00:25:18,615 --> 00:25:22,325 l advise you to hit the highway and don't stop until you reach Seattle. 334 00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:24,661 l expect you to pay for the camera! 335 00:25:27,747 --> 00:25:29,790 NANCY: Mindy, thank God! What happened? 336 00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:32,041 MlNDY: Mom, they're back. We only made it out. 337 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:34,251 Graboids? That life? 338 00:25:35,711 --> 00:25:37,920 JACK: Burt, we found one. 339 00:25:38,921 --> 00:25:44,007 Fucks killed Buford. I mean, it's booming and it's gone. 340 00:25:44,925 --> 00:25:47,510 The problem is like the size of a whale. 341 00:25:47,677 --> 00:25:49,178 Yep, I've seen them. 342 00:25:50,012 --> 00:25:52,805 NANCY: Burt, is it okay? Can we go down? 343 00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:57,767 Come on down. They don't close. 344 00:25:57,851 --> 00:25:59,935 you check the seismo-monitor l give you? 345 00:26:00,019 --> 00:26:04,146 lt doesn't work well. I think the battery is dead or something. 346 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:07,816 Come on, Burt. Is this what, 11 years? 347 00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,860 [Radio crackles] 348 00:26:11,944 --> 00:26:13,736 Burt here. Talk to me. 349 00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:15,946 MlGUEL: Burt, is that the siren sound for real? 350 00:26:16,155 --> 00:26:17,113 Affirmative. 351 00:26:17,739 --> 00:26:19,198 No me chingas. 352 00:26:19,616 --> 00:26:22,367 BURT: Are you on your roof? MlGUEL: Damn right, l am. 353 00:26:22,701 --> 00:26:26,078 Check the seismo-monitor? Any Graboid activity near your farm? 354 00:26:29,331 --> 00:26:33,417 Burt, it's an air thing, it can be bent, man. I have wanted to fix it for a long time. 355 00:26:35,919 --> 00:26:38,837 Now, now it's all hands on the deck, Miguel. 356 00:26:39,129 --> 00:26:43,006 So, I suggest you bug out smoke, maintain steady speed on your truck... 357 00:26:43,090 --> 00:26:45,883 ... And report to HQ at Chang's house, You copied it? 358 00:26:50,303 --> 00:26:52,387 [Lower cow] 359 00:26:55,223 --> 00:26:57,307 [Underground Roar] 360 00:26:59,810 --> 00:27:03,437 BURT: Good news, there are only three. Jodl: How do you know that? 361 00:27:03,646 --> 00:27:08,482 BURT: A few years ago, I put the geophone monitoring system around the valley. 362 00:27:08,691 --> 00:27:12,902 Data sends to my laptop, gets triangle. 363 00:27:13,069 --> 00:27:16,279 lt's all based on Rhonda LeBeck's geological research. 364 00:27:16,488 --> 00:27:19,781 -L sells all of his books. -Comic is better. 365 00:27:20,282 --> 00:27:21,282 Really. 366 00:27:22,242 --> 00:27:24,118 [Removing throat] 367 00:27:24,327 --> 00:27:27,662 They move slowly down from the north, like the last time... 368 00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:31,123 ... From the Jasmer quadrangle, straight down the valley... 369 00:27:31,373 --> 00:27:34,041 BURT:... to the Calypso quadrangle. MlNDY: Huh? 370 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:38,002 -I think he means Cactus Flats. -Why can't he just say? 371 00:27:39,504 --> 00:27:41,171 So what do we do? 372 00:27:42,047 --> 00:27:45,257 A little bit of the forest you ride on the boat is complete, mister. 373 00:27:45,341 --> 00:27:49,093 -Time to fish or cut bait. -So what do we do? 374 00:27:50,053 --> 00:27:53,055 NANCY: Burt, I'm sorry, but we're not cutting right now. 375 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,764 We don't need to act like the militias. 376 00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:57,057 We will ask for help. 377 00:27:57,141 --> 00:28:01,477 BURT: Nancy, because nobody cares to maintain their seismic equipment... 378 00:28:01,561 --> 00:28:04,104 ... We don't know how long they have been active... 379 00:28:04,187 --> 00:28:07,063 ... And because you don't know when they can become Shriekers. 380 00:28:07,356 --> 00:28:09,148 We can't wait for the authorities. 381 00:28:09,233 --> 00:28:11,192 We are the authorities. 382 00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:16,029 What do we do? 383 00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:19,364 We hunt them. 384 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,407 We destroyed them. 385 00:28:24,993 --> 00:28:26,910 We can leave at dawn. 386 00:28:36,251 --> 00:28:38,168 BURT: This is perfect. 387 00:28:39,712 --> 00:28:42,130 BURT: How much do you have in stock? Jodl: Eleven. 388 00:28:42,339 --> 00:28:44,423 All of them need to request. 389 00:28:44,507 --> 00:28:46,716 Request. Am l getting replaced? 390 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,926 BURT: Not today. JACK: How does it work? 391 00:28:49,093 --> 00:28:51,094 JACK: Kill them with toy trucks? 392 00:28:51,887 --> 00:28:55,389 -Graboids hunt by sensing - -Voice. I know. 393 00:28:55,473 --> 00:28:59,350 A Graboid hears a toy truck, goes after it like a cat to catnip. 394 00:28:59,434 --> 00:29:03,603 -Lt is in comic books. -When he swallows blow up explosives. 395 00:29:03,687 --> 00:29:06,230 Boom! End of worm. 396 00:29:06,439 --> 00:29:09,024 Explosive. Where will we get explosives? 397 00:29:10,901 --> 00:29:13,737 This is not an official sanctioned event... 398 00:29:15,781 --> 00:29:18,033 ... I've given something my own design. 399 00:29:18,116 --> 00:29:20,785 MlGUEL: Don't worry about Burt. He knows what he is doing. 400 00:29:20,869 --> 00:29:23,121 It feels like that. Enter this on my tab. 401 00:29:23,204 --> 00:29:26,123 BURT: Mount and move out. Jodl: You don't have a tab! 402 00:29:26,207 --> 00:29:27,625 MlNDY: Jack, I'm going with you. 403 00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:29,669 No, you don't. 404 00:29:46,727 --> 00:29:47,561 BURT: Yes, sir? 405 00:29:47,644 --> 00:29:50,521 Statler: Good morning. Mr. Gummer? 406 00:29:51,815 --> 00:29:53,191 'Morning. 407 00:29:54,818 --> 00:29:56,402 Agent Frank Statler. 408 00:29:56,486 --> 00:30:00,197 - My cousin, he returned to Mexico. -I've applied for my business permit. 409 00:30:00,281 --> 00:30:02,658 The right to bear arms will not be violated. 410 00:30:02,742 --> 00:30:04,702 The Interior Department. 411 00:30:05,202 --> 00:30:07,704 This man is Field Agent Rusk from BLM... 412 00:30:07,788 --> 00:30:11,207 Dr. Andrew... and Merliss, Director of Paleontology at the Smithsonian. 413 00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:13,584 We don't have time to chat. We have work to do. 414 00:30:13,669 --> 00:30:16,171 Not if Graboids hunts it, you don't. 415 00:30:16,963 --> 00:30:18,297 l call them, Burt. 416 00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:22,092 Statler: l given authority to ensure compliance with Section 1472-B... 417 00:30:22,177 --> 00:30:24,012 ... From the Endangered Species Act... 418 00:30:24,095 --> 00:30:27,681 ... that maintains well-being large class of desert reptiles. 419 00:30:27,765 --> 00:30:31,935 I enforce a direct ban on the hunt for Graboids in the valley of Perfection. 420 00:30:32,562 --> 00:30:34,980 They are my cattle out there, pendejo. 421 00:30:35,523 --> 00:30:39,568 MlGUEL: BLM people gave permission to kill anything dangerous to my livestock. 422 00:30:39,652 --> 00:30:43,530 El lobo, el coyote and el Graboid. 423 00:30:43,822 --> 00:30:47,325 Your BLM man reported to him, who reported to me... 424 00:30:47,409 --> 00:30:51,496 ... and I'm here to tell you there will be no more murder than Graboids. 425 00:30:51,705 --> 00:30:55,375 So, we let them live, and we become endangered species. 426 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:59,211 You have played in the oldest eradication... 427 00:30:59,295 --> 00:31:00,754 ... the rarest species on earth. 428 00:31:00,838 --> 00:31:04,007 Not once, but on three separate occasions, on two continents. 429 00:31:04,091 --> 00:31:07,135 Maintain life and property, guests from two foreign governments. 430 00:31:07,219 --> 00:31:10,722 -Are you even aware of public anger? -Publik? Not this society. 431 00:31:10,806 --> 00:31:12,098 Our mandate is simple: 432 00:31:12,182 --> 00:31:15,685 To investigate, trap and transport at least one creature to study. 433 00:31:15,769 --> 00:31:17,020 Traps and transportation? 434 00:31:17,104 --> 00:31:20,607 If you find that it is not possible, we will be overcome with Shriekers. 435 00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:23,400 If we find there is a threat to public safety... 436 00:31:23,485 --> 00:31:26,654 ... We are ready to evacuate Perfection Valley and close it off. 437 00:31:26,738 --> 00:31:29,615 Wait a minute! Will you make us leave? 438 00:31:29,741 --> 00:31:32,910 That's not why I called you. I called you here to help us. 439 00:31:32,994 --> 00:31:36,830 The government will offer compensation for your property. It was given. 440 00:31:37,873 --> 00:31:39,332 Eminent domain. 441 00:31:40,209 --> 00:31:42,419 And people call me paranoid. 442 00:31:43,003 --> 00:31:45,004 JACK: I don't think you are paranoid. 443 00:31:45,339 --> 00:31:47,424 MlGUEL: I did, but nothing else. 444 00:31:49,759 --> 00:31:51,844 [Rifle Shot] 445 00:32:00,812 --> 00:32:02,897 [Fast electronic sound] 446 00:32:04,273 --> 00:32:05,941 [Deep roar] 447 00:32:13,949 --> 00:32:15,742 Bastard! 448 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,456 [Instrumental Martial music] 449 00:32:37,096 --> 00:32:39,181 [Sinister instrumental music] 450 00:33:04,747 --> 00:33:06,623 BURT: "Call me Ishmael". 451 00:33:06,707 --> 00:33:09,584 Now if you will kindly lean against your rare carcass... 452 00:33:09,668 --> 00:33:11,920 ... past my property line. 453 00:33:12,212 --> 00:33:17,175 I will contact death prematurely. You defend yourself. 454 00:33:35,609 --> 00:33:37,610 Jodl: Stupid Graboids Damn. 455 00:33:37,862 --> 00:33:40,656 Not able to get the leading domain out. 456 00:33:40,781 --> 00:33:43,658 Every l percent has been related to this business. 457 00:33:46,495 --> 00:33:48,663 Well, at least you have a business. 458 00:33:56,463 --> 00:33:58,381 JACK: Body language says it all. 459 00:33:58,590 --> 00:34:01,008 Rusk: Does that say I can use cold beer? 460 00:34:01,342 --> 00:34:04,011 Jodl: What will happen? Rusk: Miller Lite. 461 00:34:10,267 --> 00:34:12,644 JACK: Yes, we still don't have cell towers. 462 00:34:13,228 --> 00:34:15,021 You can use a payphone. 463 00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:17,815 Beyond that, CBs and walkie-talkies only. 464 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,651 Rusk: Charming. 465 00:34:21,444 --> 00:34:25,114 You're not serious about making us move out, right? 466 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:28,409 Unless we can catch one of them, we may have no choice. 467 00:34:36,876 --> 00:34:39,837 lt type seems like a small operation. 468 00:34:41,422 --> 00:34:43,715 I mean, to catch one whole Graboid. 469 00:34:44,424 --> 00:34:49,136 We don't have a lot of budget. This is not a high priority in Washington. 470 00:34:53,016 --> 00:34:55,434 But if you don't catch one... 471 00:34:56,936 --> 00:35:00,439 ... I mean, you guys will go go home heroes, right? 472 00:35:05,653 --> 00:35:07,362 Looks good on a resume. 473 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,948 And what point will you be? 474 00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:13,660 People who know about things... 475 00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:16,288 ... One person who can help... 476 00:35:16,371 --> 00:35:19,957 ... is warming up the bench because you took it out of the game. 477 00:35:24,129 --> 00:35:26,422 I didn't take it out of the game. 478 00:35:29,676 --> 00:35:33,221 BURT: [During radio] May I remind you, Jack, they are not your friends? 479 00:35:33,304 --> 00:35:35,764 They are government agents. Over. 480 00:35:35,931 --> 00:35:39,100 JACK: [During radio] Cut me some slack. All I do is negotiate. 481 00:35:39,185 --> 00:35:42,312 BURT: What did you do? JACK: l cut us a deal. 482 00:35:42,563 --> 00:35:46,775 We help capture one Graboid life, they give you back your hunting license. 483 00:35:48,110 --> 00:35:52,155 BURT: Copy that. Roger. One question. JACK: Shoot. 484 00:35:53,990 --> 00:35:56,784 You ls head to your ass for warmth? 485 00:35:56,868 --> 00:35:58,369 We think you will be happy. 486 00:35:58,453 --> 00:36:01,580 - Do you want to be domained out leading? - Catch Graboid alive? 487 00:36:01,664 --> 00:36:05,083 lt is hard enough to kill one without saturation bombing. 488 00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:08,253 l told them, Burt Gummer, it came with something. 489 00:36:08,796 --> 00:36:12,007 Smart bastards, and they will get smarter. 490 00:36:12,091 --> 00:36:15,218 You're still here, right? I will say you are awake for that. 491 00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:27,146 So, Mr. Gummer, what do you think? 492 00:36:33,319 --> 00:36:34,737 Fish or cut bait. 493 00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:40,992 You... 494 00:36:42,077 --> 00:36:44,621 ... Say you have some sort of sedative. 495 00:36:46,165 --> 00:36:48,166 Rusk: Yes, we are using arrow sedatives. 496 00:36:52,587 --> 00:36:56,924 We have them chasing us, but can't get this to penetrate the dirt. 497 00:36:57,217 --> 00:37:01,179 I ordered the titanium tip and the launch gun was stronger. 498 00:37:01,804 --> 00:37:05,349 Of course, you can waste taxpayers' money... 499 00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:08,060 ... But I can get Graboid to swallow this... 500 00:37:09,687 --> 00:37:12,439 ... with this, for $ 49.95. 501 00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,817 Then, if he goes to sleep, you can dig it up... 502 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:18,445 ... Bring it back to Area 51... 503 00:37:18,612 --> 00:37:21,197 ... or whatever fits You have reasonable deniability. 504 00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:25,993 I don't understand what you say, but we agree? 505 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,080 Because we want to know what we have to do. 506 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,541 You do what you do best. 507 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:36,629 Find something simple and complicated. 508 00:37:39,381 --> 00:37:44,052 kindness lt he declared himself. Emotional pressure can be a real poison. 509 00:37:45,387 --> 00:37:46,763 He needs counseling. 510 00:37:48,932 --> 00:37:50,433 -Sign in! -Hah? 511 00:37:51,393 --> 00:37:53,228 You got me into this. 512 00:37:54,104 --> 00:37:55,230 Alright! 513 00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:00,693 BURT: Use the door! 514 00:38:09,952 --> 00:38:11,286 MERLLSS: This is trusted lt! 515 00:38:12,705 --> 00:38:16,375 Frank, Charlie. It feels amazing. Unbelievable. 516 00:38:17,501 --> 00:38:19,961 l do core... 517 00:38:20,045 --> 00:38:22,922 ... Know where they were recorded which Graboid the initial movement. 518 00:38:23,131 --> 00:38:24,215 Voila! 519 00:38:25,133 --> 00:38:27,051 l hit this at the third excavation. 520 00:38:31,306 --> 00:38:34,767 lt egg. I've proven they are from eggs. 521 00:38:35,226 --> 00:38:38,687 I've been carbon-dated. The remains of the egg yolk that are currently... 522 00:38:38,979 --> 00:38:41,648 But... the shell is more than 300 years old. 523 00:38:42,566 --> 00:38:46,486 -Graboids must have come from this. -They slept for 300 years? 524 00:38:47,654 --> 00:38:52,199 lt appears so. I need to use your phone. L must call the museum. 525 00:38:52,909 --> 00:38:54,827 Jodl: I'll give you $ 50 for that. 526 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,330 lt will go directly to the Smithsonian. 527 00:38:57,580 --> 00:38:58,789 Okay, alright. $ 100. 528 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:19,601 Someone is married? 529 00:39:25,565 --> 00:39:28,359 First, we make enough noise to lure one near. 530 00:39:28,651 --> 00:39:31,945 Then, we use the -controlled truck as bait. 531 00:39:32,697 --> 00:39:34,907 Fucking the FBI. l told them to interfere. 532 00:39:35,992 --> 00:39:38,744 JACK: No, I think it's someone else. 533 00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:43,831 Well, Burt. Long time no see. 534 00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:47,669 Looking for a good one. Hard core as usual. 535 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:50,922 -Melvin? -Lt Mel, actually. 536 00:39:53,842 --> 00:39:57,720 Why don't you ever answer our letter, and I have to push all the way here? 537 00:39:57,804 --> 00:40:00,598 Perfection of Ranchettes Valley. That is you? 538 00:40:01,015 --> 00:40:03,308 You said l'd never mean anything. 539 00:40:04,477 --> 00:40:08,147 Listen, Burt, we made some really good deals here. 540 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:11,191 Between you and me, because we are friends... 541 00:40:11,483 --> 00:40:14,110 ... You will get twice what we offer others. 542 00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:16,529 What are you doing? You grew up here. 543 00:40:16,613 --> 00:40:19,574 Exactly. I will not expect this place to anyone. 544 00:40:20,367 --> 00:40:22,702 So, come on, Burt. What do you say? 545 00:40:23,828 --> 00:40:26,246 l'd say, I will give you head start ten seconds. 546 00:40:27,457 --> 00:40:31,168 People fold, Burt, and I have this whole county in my pocket. 547 00:40:31,961 --> 00:40:33,545 You can't last forever. 548 00:40:34,464 --> 00:40:36,716 I was born to survive. 549 00:40:37,258 --> 00:40:38,509 [Electronic beeping] 550 00:40:38,592 --> 00:40:42,387 Burt, is this bad? lt looks rather bad here. 551 00:40:42,888 --> 00:40:44,848 JACK: Is this bad? lt... 552 00:40:49,936 --> 00:40:53,439 Graboid. One of them saw us. Freeze. Everyone, calm down. 553 00:40:53,523 --> 00:40:55,274 -A Graboid? -Calm down! 554 00:40:55,442 --> 00:40:56,651 Are you kidding me? 555 00:40:57,944 --> 00:40:59,028 MEL: For real? 556 00:41:04,033 --> 00:41:06,118 [Pager beeps] 557 00:41:06,577 --> 00:41:08,662 [Secretly mouth instructions] 558 00:41:24,803 --> 00:41:26,888 [Burt screams] 559 00:41:39,734 --> 00:41:42,403 Burt! Burt, wait! 560 00:41:45,030 --> 00:41:47,991 Hey, Burt, wait. I'll get a rope. 561 00:41:56,624 --> 00:41:58,709 [Melancholic music] 562 00:42:08,678 --> 00:42:09,720 [Radio crackles] 563 00:42:13,349 --> 00:42:14,308 Yes. 564 00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:17,477 BURT: [During radio] Houston, we have a problem. 565 00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:20,439 -Burt? -Firmative. 566 00:42:21,606 --> 00:42:24,191 Are you okay? 567 00:42:24,317 --> 00:42:27,778 BURT: Not much time. Only gets limited air. What's my 20? 568 00:42:27,862 --> 00:42:29,822 Wait. Wait. 569 00:42:32,408 --> 00:42:36,620 JACK: Well, you're about a quarter mile west - No, it's better to make it east of me. 570 00:42:36,996 --> 00:42:40,415 BURT: A few miles from my place, was involved in the Graboid. 571 00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:41,333 What? 572 00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:45,378 BURT: Drive like hell, and lead the bastard through my front gate. Coffee? 573 00:42:45,671 --> 00:42:48,215 Yes, I copied, but... 574 00:42:48,924 --> 00:42:51,760 BURT: Get out of the air. Burt came out. 575 00:42:51,885 --> 00:42:54,178 Burt! Burt, what did I do when I got there? 576 00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:56,431 What am I doing? Burt! Burt! 577 00:42:57,057 --> 00:42:59,142 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 578 00:43:05,648 --> 00:43:09,234 Come on, Graboid. Come on, baby, come on! 579 00:43:10,319 --> 00:43:11,945 Come on, baby. 580 00:43:13,781 --> 00:43:15,657 We walk with the Graboid. 581 00:43:39,430 --> 00:43:40,681 Holy shit! 582 00:43:42,016 --> 00:43:43,225 Collision. 583 00:43:44,059 --> 00:43:47,103 Burt! Burt, are you there? 584 00:43:47,604 --> 00:43:49,689 [Silence] 585 00:43:50,315 --> 00:43:52,108 Wait. I will be there. 586 00:43:57,947 --> 00:44:00,032 [Sound crashing tool] 587 00:44:08,165 --> 00:44:10,750 Wait, friend! Wait, buddy! 588 00:44:11,168 --> 00:44:12,794 Just breathing! 589 00:44:15,714 --> 00:44:16,798 Come on, baby! 590 00:44:18,383 --> 00:44:19,550 Wait, friend! 591 00:44:24,973 --> 00:44:26,140 Wait! 592 00:44:44,283 --> 00:44:47,577 Jack! That Melvin Person said you got attacked! 593 00:44:47,911 --> 00:44:49,746 What are you doing? 594 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:12,976 l'd be more... 595 00:45:15,437 --> 00:45:16,688 We continue... this... 596 00:45:20,567 --> 00:45:21,693 ... for ourselves. 597 00:45:23,862 --> 00:45:25,947 [Faint martial motives] 598 00:45:39,293 --> 00:45:42,337 You definitely need to be watched. 599 00:45:46,508 --> 00:45:49,719 BURT: Burt here. You read me? Come back. 600 00:45:52,723 --> 00:45:54,891 Come back. Burt here. Come back! 601 00:45:55,767 --> 00:45:56,934 Is that a Graboid? 602 00:45:57,519 --> 00:46:00,104 BURT: Yes, but we have to see two of them. 603 00:46:00,939 --> 00:46:03,274 BURT: Did one of you hear from the FBI? 604 00:46:03,524 --> 00:46:05,817 BURT: I can't raise them. JACK: Not since this morning. 605 00:46:06,068 --> 00:46:09,571 I guess they are out of radio range. They chase the Graboid a. 606 00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:14,117 Are they chasing it? lt isn't chasing them? I'm not like that. 607 00:46:14,618 --> 00:46:16,244 So, maybe they are afraid of that. 608 00:46:19,081 --> 00:46:21,583 Jesus, what is that? 609 00:46:32,427 --> 00:46:34,720 Dr. Merliss, what happened? 610 00:46:35,763 --> 00:46:37,472 [Crying] We found the Graboid. 611 00:46:38,724 --> 00:46:40,100 On the surface. 612 00:46:43,354 --> 00:46:46,398 -Lt is - -Hollow. Split open. 613 00:46:47,691 --> 00:46:50,777 Yes, splitting. Split open. 614 00:46:57,117 --> 00:46:58,535 When we check it... 615 00:47:01,037 --> 00:47:02,079 ... Voice. 616 00:47:03,248 --> 00:47:06,250 I heard a scream. 617 00:47:07,043 --> 00:47:11,005 And then they are all around us. 618 00:47:12,548 --> 00:47:14,007 So fast! 619 00:47:15,676 --> 00:47:17,886 Rusk and Statler... 620 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:20,847 ... Shot! 621 00:47:24,226 --> 00:47:27,145 l hid in my van, but they tore it apart. 622 00:47:29,564 --> 00:47:34,610 l remembered something. Don't let them see body heat. 623 00:47:37,905 --> 00:47:39,156 l sprayed myself. 624 00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:45,329 It's cold. lt's so cold. 625 00:47:45,579 --> 00:47:49,707 -That's good. That's good thinking. -No. 626 00:47:51,084 --> 00:47:55,004 Not entirely effective, I'm afraid. 627 00:47:58,049 --> 00:48:00,009 MlGUEL: Mi madre! 628 00:48:07,225 --> 00:48:11,729 BURT: [Radio] Nancy, Mindy. Come back. NANCY: Yes, Burt. We are on the roof of Chang. 629 00:48:11,854 --> 00:48:16,024 MlNDY: Is Graboid still around? BURT: We have a bigger problem now. 630 00:48:17,109 --> 00:48:19,194 -Squealers? -No, screechers. 631 00:48:19,278 --> 00:48:21,655 Shriekers. The government team is all dead. 632 00:48:21,738 --> 00:48:25,366 NANCY: God. BURT: These sobs are not hunted by sound. 633 00:48:25,450 --> 00:48:28,327 They see heat with the sensor organs on their heads. 634 00:48:28,411 --> 00:48:31,455 BURT: You have to hide You heat the body somehow. Copy it. 635 00:48:31,539 --> 00:48:32,790 Hiding our body heat? 636 00:48:34,584 --> 00:48:36,377 Burt, we copy. 637 00:48:39,505 --> 00:48:41,632 Can't track Shriekers with geophone... 638 00:48:41,716 --> 00:48:44,426 So... I was rigged to download infrared satellite imagery. 639 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,512 When Shriekers first appeared, there were only six of them. 640 00:48:47,638 --> 00:48:51,308 If we can kill them before they find food and breed, we have a chance. 641 00:48:51,391 --> 00:48:54,393 Okay, here we go. Preston Dry Lake. Jeep trail. 642 00:48:54,478 --> 00:48:57,772 There is us. They are our car, right? Read the engine heat. 643 00:48:58,064 --> 00:49:02,443 BURT: Bingo. We have visuals. Jodl: Two, four. There are seven of them. 644 00:49:02,527 --> 00:49:05,446 Do you mean, they've already made more than themselves? 645 00:49:05,822 --> 00:49:10,242 Yes, they chew Statler and Rusk. We are better able to move. 646 00:49:10,534 --> 00:49:12,619 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 647 00:49:23,213 --> 00:49:25,298 l really hate my life. 648 00:49:37,685 --> 00:49:39,394 Damn, I still don't see them. 649 00:49:40,187 --> 00:49:43,231 Jodl: How do you focus on these things? BURT: Here, try this. 650 00:49:43,482 --> 00:49:46,776 JACK: It's better to get satellite stuff again. 651 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:50,029 JACK: We have you covered. BURT: That's all, there. 652 00:49:50,864 --> 00:49:53,658 MlGUEL: There are eight of them. Jodl: What do they eat? 653 00:49:53,742 --> 00:49:56,202 Coyotes, lizards, snakes. They don't care. 654 00:49:56,745 --> 00:49:58,163 This is really serious. 655 00:49:58,246 --> 00:50:02,041 l keep trying to tell you people! How far is your cattle? 656 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:04,502 -If they get to your herd, we are in trouble. -Burt, look. 657 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:08,213 Seen there. They will be that canyon box there. 658 00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:10,173 JACK: There is only one way out from there. 659 00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:12,343 -If we get there before - -L am with you. 660 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,970 We just roll on and mop they're a bit of a demon up. 661 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,101 Graboids! 662 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,147 BURT: Go! Go! JACK: Come on! Come on! 663 00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:31,193 Miguel! Where the hell... 664 00:50:36,991 --> 00:50:38,075 Es Blanco. 665 00:50:50,587 --> 00:50:51,629 Damn it. 666 00:50:52,881 --> 00:50:55,717 I have never seen the living. 667 00:50:56,635 --> 00:50:57,802 Holy shit! 668 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:03,807 What do we do now? 669 00:51:04,267 --> 00:51:06,894 Radio Nancy and Mindy to call for some kind of assistance. 670 00:51:09,397 --> 00:51:12,858 JACK: Damn trying to eat my Jeep. What does he think? 671 00:51:13,776 --> 00:51:16,111 Machine. He goes for noise. 672 00:51:16,195 --> 00:51:18,947 Don't you read Graboid comics? lt's all there. 673 00:51:19,948 --> 00:51:22,658 Panic snails. l owe you money on that. 674 00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:32,960 -Jack, do you have your walkie? -It's on my Jeep. 675 00:51:33,461 --> 00:51:34,545 Where is yours? 676 00:51:39,467 --> 00:51:40,718 BURT: On my hood. 677 00:51:44,096 --> 00:51:47,766 Well, I guess we just wait. 678 00:51:48,851 --> 00:51:50,978 BURT: Darn! Man! 679 00:52:09,162 --> 00:52:11,747 Jodl: Are you worried that the Shriekers might come out... 680 00:52:11,831 --> 00:52:15,667 ... And go eat Miguel's cattle, and, I don't know, all of Nevada? 681 00:52:16,126 --> 00:52:19,837 Of course. But I don't think about it where I have control. 682 00:52:19,922 --> 00:52:22,299 That's good. I have to do all the dwellings. 683 00:52:22,966 --> 00:52:24,217 If you choose to. 684 00:52:26,303 --> 00:52:27,721 Do you know what you have found? 685 00:52:29,139 --> 00:52:32,392 Most people prefer you dramatic cumulus and nimbus clouds. 686 00:52:34,394 --> 00:52:36,812 But I always have weakness for cirrus. 687 00:52:38,773 --> 00:52:41,233 Yes. Thin, and the way up there, you know? 688 00:52:43,152 --> 00:52:44,361 I won't know. 689 00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:48,741 -Well, don't ever look up? -I am busy. 690 00:52:49,658 --> 00:52:50,992 Too busy to look for? 691 00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:56,081 Yes, as a matter of fact, me. I work for myself here. 692 00:52:56,623 --> 00:52:59,292 OK? l can have live in San Francisco... 693 00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:02,879 Parlayed... my MBA to six digit income. But hey. 694 00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:05,756 I'm busting my ass eking alive here... 695 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,967 Jodl:... to build something for myself. JACK: I know it's not easy. 696 00:53:09,510 --> 00:53:12,262 But I just think you can enjoy yourself when you're struggling. 697 00:53:13,848 --> 00:53:15,683 Who said I didn't enjoy myself? 698 00:53:16,392 --> 00:53:19,061 You know, I don't have to justify myself to you. 699 00:53:20,854 --> 00:53:22,939 [Secretly mouth response] 700 00:53:31,531 --> 00:53:32,490 Foodmall? 701 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:36,077 You said you bought You are all equipment from me! 702 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,746 I don't remember signing the purchase agreement. 703 00:53:39,831 --> 00:53:42,750 lt is verbal commitment. lt is understood, okay? 704 00:53:42,833 --> 00:53:45,835 In exchange for binding on my phone line and computer. 705 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,796 You get free overhead, friend. 706 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,465 And, for your information, I enjoy myself. 707 00:53:52,676 --> 00:53:53,593 I did. 708 00:54:02,352 --> 00:54:05,646 Now, one of the few good news. The Shriekers are still in the canyon. 709 00:54:07,815 --> 00:54:10,609 BURT: Must be the same person I look outside my house. 710 00:54:10,693 --> 00:54:12,152 Albino, I think. 711 00:54:14,405 --> 00:54:16,573 We used to have female goats like that. 712 00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:18,992 There are no children. 713 00:54:19,785 --> 00:54:22,370 MlGUEL: lmpossible. BURT: sterile? 714 00:54:22,871 --> 00:54:26,290 Maybe that's why El Blanco hasn't changed to Los Shriekers. 715 00:54:27,584 --> 00:54:28,710 A child - 716 00:54:42,306 --> 00:54:44,391 [Alarm beeps] 717 00:54:47,269 --> 00:54:50,021 BURT: 5:00, at the point. 718 00:54:51,690 --> 00:54:52,941 Be the sunrise soon. 719 00:54:53,984 --> 00:54:56,694 In 37 minutes, 32 seconds. 720 00:55:04,536 --> 00:55:06,663 MlGUEL: Hey, Burt. Head up! BURT: What? 721 00:55:07,622 --> 00:55:08,998 BURT: Why, you... 722 00:55:13,002 --> 00:55:16,004 MlGUEL: He follows you, Burt. I think he has something for you. 723 00:55:17,089 --> 00:55:20,342 BURT: l If I can reach Grizzly .50 caliber, l'd have a thing for him. 724 00:55:35,148 --> 00:55:37,233 [squeaky eerie] 725 00:55:44,490 --> 00:55:45,616 What are they? 726 00:55:46,325 --> 00:55:47,617 lt must be! 727 00:55:48,535 --> 00:55:52,163 But I have never heard them make such sounds before. 728 00:55:53,665 --> 00:55:55,124 Like coyote... 729 00:55:57,127 --> 00:55:58,628 ... by killing them. 730 00:55:59,171 --> 00:56:02,048 BURT: They are still in the canyon. Can't afford to wait. 731 00:56:02,132 --> 00:56:04,217 I have to get to my radio. 732 00:56:05,093 --> 00:56:07,136 Wait, Burt! Try this. 733 00:56:07,762 --> 00:56:09,930 l saw it on MacGyver's repetition. 734 00:56:12,183 --> 00:56:14,560 Dental floss! I always carry it. 735 00:56:26,071 --> 00:56:27,864 MlGUEL: Yes. There is. 736 00:56:28,573 --> 00:56:31,325 MlGUEL: Yes. Come on Come on! 737 00:56:37,582 --> 00:56:40,876 MlGUEL: There, you got it. BURT: Yes! 738 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,552 Nancy! Mindy! Burt here. Come back! 739 00:56:51,303 --> 00:56:52,178 What's wrong? 740 00:56:52,471 --> 00:56:54,389 We were shot by... 741 00:56:54,473 --> 00:56:57,142 ... This is a big white Graboid, and we need to help. 742 00:56:57,225 --> 00:57:00,519 I want you to make one of the hells of a racket on the radio. Coffee? 743 00:57:00,604 --> 00:57:02,772 Do you want noise, Burt? l copy that. 744 00:57:15,743 --> 00:57:19,413 - Dear, what happened? -Burt just calling in request. 745 00:57:22,374 --> 00:57:24,459 [Hard rock blares via radio] 746 00:57:30,090 --> 00:57:31,841 MlGUEL: He happened to it. 747 00:57:36,763 --> 00:57:39,390 BURT: Here we go. One more. 748 00:57:41,851 --> 00:57:43,644 MlGUEL: come back lt's coming! BURT: Yep. 749 00:57:56,990 --> 00:58:00,493 BURT: He takes bait. Jodi, Jack, let's move it. 750 00:58:03,288 --> 00:58:07,250 -This is yours: .308, four shots on the mag. -I don't know - 751 00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:10,627 lt won't bite you. Jack, take you Weatherby and let's do this. 752 00:58:10,711 --> 00:58:13,755 -My "" Weather "what? -Your rifle. In your gun rack? 753 00:58:14,131 --> 00:58:17,217 The gun isn't real. Borrowed it from several film people. 754 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,429 BURT: Here. Do you know which finally the bullet came out of? 755 00:58:20,512 --> 00:58:23,431 JACK: I've seen films. BURT: Here. You look cold. 756 00:58:24,266 --> 00:58:28,311 Now, let's go over our bag of Shriekers limits. 757 00:58:28,645 --> 00:58:29,937 Come on! 758 00:58:30,939 --> 00:58:33,024 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 759 00:58:49,665 --> 00:58:51,958 MlGUEL: Must be right on the corner. 760 00:58:53,710 --> 00:58:54,752 [loud noise] 761 00:58:54,836 --> 00:58:57,838 JACK: What - Jodl: Gosh, what are they doing? 762 00:58:58,090 --> 00:58:59,341 BURT: I don't know. 763 00:59:01,509 --> 00:59:05,137 BURT: Let's soften them a little. MlGUEL: l remember the baby. 764 00:59:11,394 --> 00:59:12,603 BURT: Cover! 765 00:59:12,895 --> 00:59:14,980 [Big Bang] 766 00:59:20,069 --> 00:59:23,071 Holy shit! He is not playing games. 767 00:59:23,739 --> 00:59:25,615 Burt is very committed. 768 00:59:25,699 --> 00:59:27,784 Come on, come on! Let's hit them! 769 00:59:28,535 --> 00:59:29,994 [Jack whoops] 770 00:59:31,830 --> 00:59:33,373 JACK: Check it out! 771 00:59:35,291 --> 00:59:38,252 yawning them! I mean, there's nothing left. 772 00:59:38,336 --> 00:59:42,131 No, no. We must see the remains. They will not only be destroyed! 773 00:59:42,215 --> 00:59:44,884 -How do you know? -L've blown them before! 774 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:56,978 MlGUEL: It looks like they spilled some kind of skin or skin, like a snake. 775 00:59:57,354 --> 00:59:58,813 I'm not like that. 776 01:00:04,277 --> 01:00:06,654 Maybe they are back underground. 777 01:00:07,238 --> 01:00:09,281 Let's go find my truck. 778 01:00:13,119 --> 01:00:15,204 [Somber instrumental music] 779 01:00:25,005 --> 01:00:28,007 MlGUEL: Burt! I really like that truck. 780 01:00:29,384 --> 01:00:32,553 Jodl: Man. That must hurt. lt is new, right? 781 01:00:33,763 --> 01:00:35,973 MlGUEL: At least it's dead for good reason. 782 01:00:37,016 --> 01:00:41,019 And I'm Grizzly Big Bore. Weapons carried on my side. 783 01:00:51,155 --> 01:00:52,489 I am ammunition. 784 01:00:55,284 --> 01:00:59,079 Jodl: Something moves, behind the fence. 785 01:01:05,585 --> 01:01:07,044 [Roaring] 786 01:01:10,923 --> 01:01:13,050 JACK: lt's a Shrieker? 787 01:01:14,260 --> 01:01:16,178 No more, it's not. 788 01:01:16,721 --> 01:01:20,516 BURT: ln Mexico and Argentina, We killed them before they lived 12 hours. 789 01:01:21,392 --> 01:01:23,560 JACK: This is what happened when you didn't? 790 01:01:23,644 --> 01:01:27,314 Jodl: They just keep mutating like viruses? BURT: l don't know! 791 01:01:27,773 --> 01:01:31,526 BURT: Hey, look. That gun boy has the same heat sensor. 792 01:01:33,361 --> 01:01:34,737 Tracking us. 793 01:01:37,115 --> 01:01:38,991 [Roaring threatening] 794 01:01:40,118 --> 01:01:42,119 It's not smart to track down Burt. 795 01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:50,251 What is it doing now? 796 01:01:55,174 --> 01:01:56,550 Jodl: What... 797 01:02:09,896 --> 01:02:12,898 JACK: Point, shoot! Come on! Point, shoot! 798 01:02:22,783 --> 01:02:23,867 Nothing! 799 01:02:35,545 --> 01:02:36,879 Jodl: Oh, God. 800 01:02:39,257 --> 01:02:42,551 -L don't have to take that shot. -Should shoot faster! 801 01:02:43,261 --> 01:02:46,847 JACK: How do you know it's going to take off like a fucking rocket? 802 01:02:48,641 --> 01:02:50,726 [Melancholic music] 803 01:02:58,942 --> 01:03:00,735 Jack, give me your walkie. 804 01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:06,615 Nancy, Mindy? Burt here. Come back. 805 01:03:06,699 --> 01:03:08,325 Yes, Burt. We're here. 806 01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:11,370 Nancy, listen. They are.... 807 01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:15,666 They killed Miguel. She's gone. 808 01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:18,335 Oh, God, no. 809 01:03:18,419 --> 01:03:20,629 What, Miguel? There is no! 810 01:03:26,510 --> 01:03:28,303 Nancy? Jodi here. 811 01:03:28,804 --> 01:03:30,889 Jodl: [During radio] The Shriekers can fly now. 812 01:03:30,972 --> 01:03:34,683 So, go down the roof. You are not safe there anymore. Coffee? 813 01:03:34,768 --> 01:03:36,853 [Nancy and screaming Mindy] 814 01:03:39,814 --> 01:03:41,190 NANCY: Hurry up! Help! 815 01:03:46,696 --> 01:03:48,531 NANCY: The key! That key. 816 01:03:50,908 --> 01:03:52,993 [pounding] 817 01:04:13,304 --> 01:04:14,555 [Hissing] 818 01:04:15,598 --> 01:04:18,100 MlNDY: [Screams] come back lt's coming! 819 01:04:40,663 --> 01:04:43,707 NANCY: What are you doing? MlNDY: They can only look hot! 820 01:04:50,631 --> 01:04:54,384 I'm not stupid, you know! Come on, into the meat locker! 821 01:05:06,896 --> 01:05:09,606 dear, I never thought you were stupid. 822 01:05:17,948 --> 01:05:19,199 [Jodi groaned in disgust] 823 01:05:19,283 --> 01:05:20,742 [buzz fly] 824 01:05:22,786 --> 01:05:25,747 Eggs. Graboid eggs. 825 01:05:26,039 --> 01:05:30,376 JACK: So it's Graboid, for a Shrieker, to one of the things here is new... 826 01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:32,336 ... And finally back to Graboid a. 827 01:05:32,420 --> 01:05:37,049 Jodl: lt will make sense, biologically. I think they developed the ability to fly... 828 01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:40,010 ... so they can bring eggs as far as possible. 829 01:05:40,094 --> 01:05:41,762 [Jack of complaint] 830 01:05:44,432 --> 01:05:48,310 JACK: Well, look at that. Look at that there. Reacts with air. 831 01:05:49,103 --> 01:05:51,521 It smells like a bad night of peanuts. 832 01:05:51,605 --> 01:05:53,815 Jodl: Some existing high-octane acid stomachs. 833 01:05:53,899 --> 01:05:56,192 BURT: Very reactive. Almost like pure sodium. 834 01:05:56,276 --> 01:05:59,612 JACK: Whatever it is, they work on their buttocks, see - 835 01:05:59,696 --> 01:06:02,657 - Excuse me? -No, no. That's how they take off. 836 01:06:02,741 --> 01:06:04,325 Always new to things. 837 01:06:04,409 --> 01:06:05,868 [Overhead that blows] 838 01:06:05,952 --> 01:06:08,537 BURT: No, forget it, you're both empty. 839 01:06:08,621 --> 01:06:09,788 -Kosong? - Has it been? 840 01:06:09,872 --> 01:06:12,416 You were fired ten years, he fired four. I'm empty, too. 841 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,001 That's just big. Big. 842 01:06:14,085 --> 01:06:17,004 My place is three miles away. We must try to make it. 843 01:06:17,088 --> 01:06:19,298 With Honkers doing air surveillance? 844 01:06:19,381 --> 01:06:21,633 We have to hide we are somehow hot body. 845 01:06:21,717 --> 01:06:23,176 BURT: Alright, that's... 846 01:06:26,972 --> 01:06:29,808 I can make stupid suggestions. 847 01:06:39,442 --> 01:06:42,319 Jodl: None! All the saying l'm, we found them, right? 848 01:06:42,403 --> 01:06:44,738 So, we have to name them. Let me think. 849 01:06:46,282 --> 01:06:48,033 OK. "Explosion-Offer." Or "Butt-Launcher" Here. It is better? "Ass-Blasters" How is that !? 850 01:06:49,076 --> 01:06:54,289 JACK: Sounds like porn. 851 01:06:55,374 --> 01:06:57,292 [loud noise] 852 01:07:01,379 --> 01:07:03,047 Listen! 853 01:07:03,131 --> 01:07:04,382 JACK: Get off! Down! 854 01:07:05,467 --> 01:07:06,968 He doesn't see us! We're okay. 855 01:07:12,098 --> 01:07:14,600 [Electronic beeping] 856 01:07:18,437 --> 01:07:20,522 Afternoon-date? -Damn it! El Blanco. 857 01:07:22,942 --> 01:07:25,903 JACK: I'm sorry? BURT: White Graboid. 858 01:07:26,612 --> 01:07:28,447 -He's moving towards us. -Can't we get a break here? 859 01:07:28,530 --> 01:07:31,991 860 01:07:32,075 --> 01:07:33,910 Come on, come on. Through this way. 861 01:07:34,703 --> 01:07:37,121 Under this ridge solid granite intrusion. 862 01:07:37,205 --> 01:07:40,332 We will follow it, but El Blanco will have to go around. 863 01:07:40,416 --> 01:07:44,544 JACK: Granite intrusion? BURT: l memorized the geology of the valley. 864 01:07:45,296 --> 01:07:48,215 JACK: Oh, yeah. L long to do that. 865 01:07:51,677 --> 01:07:54,179 BURT: Give me your weapon and make yourself at home. 866 01:07:54,263 --> 01:07:58,016 I'll see if Nancy and Mindy managed to get through for the National Air Guard. 867 01:08:08,234 --> 01:08:09,401 JACK: Lots of choices. 868 01:08:13,531 --> 01:08:15,866 Nancy, Mindy. Burt here. Come back. 869 01:08:18,536 --> 01:08:21,080 Burt calls Nancy and Mindy. Coffee? 870 01:08:33,341 --> 01:08:35,509 Do you know they supply l buy? 871 01:08:37,011 --> 01:08:39,346 How do I let you have them at a cost? 872 01:08:40,473 --> 01:08:41,849 Feeling guilty? 873 01:08:42,183 --> 01:08:44,852 BURT: Nancy, Mindy. Come back. JACK: Yes. 874 01:08:46,604 --> 01:08:49,189 But most of me will need traveling money. 875 01:08:50,316 --> 01:08:53,026 BURT: Burt calling Nancy and Mindy. Coffee? 876 01:08:54,486 --> 01:08:55,445 Did you hear? 877 01:08:58,699 --> 01:09:00,867 Burt here. Come back. Nancy? Mindy? 878 01:09:02,410 --> 01:09:05,955 BURT: Nancy? Mindy? Talk to me. Jodl: So, will you leave? 879 01:09:07,332 --> 01:09:10,376 Cannot run a business where your customers can be eaten. 880 01:09:12,795 --> 01:09:16,298 Guess not. -Nancy, Mindy, Burt here. Come back! 881 01:09:16,632 --> 01:09:18,717 Damn it! Their hopes are fine. 882 01:09:19,635 --> 01:09:21,511 [Electronic beeping] 883 01:09:22,429 --> 01:09:25,390 Our old friend El Blanco finally came this way. 884 01:09:25,474 --> 01:09:29,644 No need to worry, Our perimeter is really Graboid-proof. 885 01:09:30,812 --> 01:09:32,897 [loud noise] 886 01:09:35,442 --> 01:09:37,360 But is it proof-blaster? 887 01:09:40,405 --> 01:09:42,490 [lunging] 888 01:09:46,786 --> 01:09:49,830 BURT: Come on, come on. I'll take my weapon! 889 01:09:50,289 --> 01:09:52,040 Go! Go! Come on! 890 01:09:52,166 --> 01:09:54,418 In this way, enter a safe room! 891 01:09:55,711 --> 01:09:56,753 Come on! 892 01:10:01,466 --> 01:10:02,717 The seal! 893 01:10:04,135 --> 01:10:06,220 [Heavy pounding] 894 01:10:09,891 --> 01:10:13,477 -What is all this? Food? -Better. MRes. 895 01:10:14,228 --> 01:10:16,938 The most dense food, the most nutritious is known to humans. 896 01:10:17,607 --> 01:10:21,318 Okay, how long can we wait here? 897 01:10:21,986 --> 01:10:26,365 Six, seven years. Depending on how well you maintain your diet discipline. 898 01:10:26,448 --> 01:10:27,991 [Heavy pounding] 899 01:10:37,459 --> 01:10:39,919 The bastard melts the door down. 900 01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:43,172 Damn butane, ass-butt blasting. 901 01:10:44,549 --> 01:10:47,009 BURT: Forget it! Here! 902 01:10:47,802 --> 01:10:51,805 Escape-tunnels! -Burt, l like you. 903 01:10:51,889 --> 01:10:53,765 You have to! Let's go! 904 01:10:53,849 --> 01:10:56,685 What happens if this eats your food? 905 01:10:59,813 --> 01:11:02,273 Blitzkrieg Assassins. 906 01:11:02,607 --> 01:11:04,525 Leave! I will take care of it. 907 01:11:06,528 --> 01:11:08,821 [suspenseful music] 908 01:11:17,788 --> 01:11:21,374 Tricks or treats, you bastard! 909 01:11:35,764 --> 01:11:39,559 - Five gallons of unleaded gasoline. -Man. You really go the distance! 910 01:11:39,642 --> 01:11:43,103 Yes, I'm a self-destruction work. 911 01:11:43,688 --> 01:11:47,191 The fire must reach my share from reloading the powder correctly about... 912 01:11:48,567 --> 01:11:49,776 ... now. 913 01:12:13,841 --> 01:12:16,176 BURT: Come on! Here. JACK: Go, leave! 914 01:12:20,890 --> 01:12:21,932 [Radio crackles] 915 01:12:22,016 --> 01:12:24,893 NANCY: [During the radio] Burt! BURT: What now? 916 01:12:24,977 --> 01:12:27,729 Burt, where have you been? We've tried to raise you. 917 01:12:27,938 --> 01:12:30,607 NANCY: You will not believe. BURT: No, I try. 918 01:12:30,691 --> 01:12:33,568 NANCY: Do you know the Shriekers fly? We have one! 919 01:12:34,486 --> 01:12:37,989 Well, actually, it almost made us, but you know how we got it? 920 01:12:38,198 --> 01:12:40,908 Food! It's eating half the food in the shop! 921 01:12:40,992 --> 01:12:43,494 NANCY: If they eat enough, they go into a food coma! 922 01:12:43,578 --> 01:12:46,664 No They multiply! 923 01:12:46,789 --> 01:12:49,374 NANCY: No, Burt, they don't! Just feed him! 924 01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:51,751 Give all your MRes. 925 01:12:53,295 --> 01:12:55,004 Burt, did you hear me? 926 01:12:56,215 --> 01:12:57,257 Burt? 927 01:12:58,759 --> 01:13:00,510 NANCY: Burt, did you hear me? 928 01:13:01,511 --> 01:13:02,678 Burt? 929 01:13:06,766 --> 01:13:07,975 Burt.... 930 01:13:08,476 --> 01:13:12,438 Burt isn't available at this time, but thanks for the update, Nancy. 931 01:13:13,773 --> 01:13:17,568 What kind of supreme will forgive the irony? 932 01:13:18,819 --> 01:13:23,031 Now, there is someone who says, sharpshooter aiming at himself. 933 01:13:23,115 --> 01:13:26,785 Strength of non-attachments. You need to enter that now. 934 01:13:31,456 --> 01:13:34,250 Enough with Zen satire, okay? 935 01:13:36,419 --> 01:13:38,337 Burt? Keep. 936 01:13:39,381 --> 01:13:43,926 For the whole life of preparation, and l are finally refugees? 937 01:13:47,555 --> 01:13:51,975 I hate to ask, but we go through is this all just to be eaten by El Blanco? 938 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:58,440 The explosion was so loud, they pushed it away. 939 01:13:59,024 --> 01:14:01,442 You must really read comics. 940 01:14:02,986 --> 01:14:05,071 [Sizzling overhead costs] 941 01:14:05,238 --> 01:14:07,323 Jodl: Are there more than four of them? 942 01:14:08,408 --> 01:14:11,035 It's not like fire to attract any heat-seeking... 943 01:14:11,119 --> 01:14:13,037 ... Meat eaters in the valley. 944 01:14:13,329 --> 01:14:17,791 -We have to hide. -Where? l have a house! 945 01:14:18,209 --> 01:14:19,335 Junkyard. 946 01:14:20,252 --> 01:14:22,796 Junkyard! Yes. 947 01:14:23,631 --> 01:14:25,466 We only need to go that far. 948 01:14:29,469 --> 01:14:31,387 The universe provides. 949 01:14:31,930 --> 01:14:34,015 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 950 01:14:36,810 --> 01:14:41,230 - The universe provides a boat? -And blue tarps. Come on! 951 01:14:41,940 --> 01:14:46,360 Get your heinies here before they see us! Now, move it! Come on! 952 01:14:46,903 --> 01:14:50,823 Enter! Put it on yourself! 953 01:14:57,746 --> 01:15:02,333 JACK: Come on! Like I said, just sticking with Jack, you will make it back. 954 01:15:12,510 --> 01:15:15,095 Jodl: Now, go left. No, no! Really! 955 01:15:15,179 --> 01:15:16,471 Jack, go right! 956 01:15:17,598 --> 01:15:20,642 Jodl: Not that far! Now right! JACK: Make your mind up! 957 01:15:28,358 --> 01:15:29,859 What is it - 958 01:15:32,904 --> 01:15:34,447 The little shit. 959 01:15:35,657 --> 01:15:39,869 Jodl: We made it! See! Many places to hide! 960 01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:42,455 [overhead puffing] 961 01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:50,796 Wait. lt doesn't see us. 962 01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:55,551 BURT: Quietly, get out of the boat. 963 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,429 And calm down, just head for - 964 01:15:59,513 --> 01:16:00,555 [Whispers] 965 01:16:00,722 --> 01:16:02,807 lt's looking at us! Shit! Run it! 966 01:16:04,476 --> 01:16:06,477 JACK: Got you, Jodi! Let's run it. 967 01:16:11,608 --> 01:16:12,817 Jodl: It's coming! 968 01:16:14,819 --> 01:16:16,320 God. 969 01:16:24,411 --> 01:16:27,664 -That's there, can you hear it? -L heard that. 970 01:16:46,724 --> 01:16:49,101 -It's there. -That's what I said. 971 01:16:49,477 --> 01:16:51,103 Let's leave here. 972 01:17:09,287 --> 01:17:11,622 JACK: Yes! BURT: That one is for Miguel! 973 01:17:12,290 --> 01:17:14,417 About the time we got a break. 974 01:17:15,668 --> 01:17:17,586 This is where the rest of them are. 975 01:17:17,795 --> 01:17:21,298 Jodl: God! Do you think they see us? Do they know we are here? 976 01:17:21,590 --> 01:17:22,424 No. 977 01:17:26,637 --> 01:17:27,721 Yes. 978 01:17:28,472 --> 01:17:32,517 -Cover. We have to find a cover. -We can hide inside. 979 01:17:33,393 --> 01:17:34,477 No. 980 01:17:35,812 --> 01:17:37,438 Yes. Come on 981 01:17:39,983 --> 01:17:41,234 Go, leave! 982 01:17:43,111 --> 01:17:46,489 -God, no. Can we hide there? -No time! 983 01:17:57,666 --> 01:17:58,917 Well. 984 01:18:00,335 --> 01:18:02,670 Let's assess the situation. 985 01:18:04,256 --> 01:18:06,674 -We're fucked. -We screwed up in the toilet? 986 01:18:06,758 --> 01:18:10,428 BURT: l If you have been able to reach only one weapon! Even one shot. 987 01:18:10,512 --> 01:18:12,597 -How long have we been stuck here? -Minutes. 988 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:15,682 Our heat combined will make this light thing to them. 989 01:18:15,767 --> 01:18:20,229 -So, we run! We just run like hell! -No, they fly. We can't get half a mile. 990 01:18:20,563 --> 01:18:23,774 OK. Can't stay. Can't leave. Your turn. 991 01:18:26,777 --> 01:18:28,320 [Heavy pounding] 992 01:18:31,698 --> 01:18:33,658 We must fight them. 993 01:18:34,201 --> 01:18:36,494 They are not smart. They only see heat. 994 01:18:36,578 --> 01:18:38,955 Jodl: They light their farts. How does that help? 995 01:18:44,377 --> 01:18:45,461 No, wait. 996 01:18:46,504 --> 01:18:48,964 They are full of flammable chemicals. 997 01:18:49,757 --> 01:18:53,760 Can we trigger them somehow? Get them to swallow something hot? 998 01:18:53,844 --> 01:18:58,640 -How? -Stick them with something hot, or fire. 999 01:18:59,058 --> 01:19:02,519 - A spear is on. -They killed us if we were that close to them! 1000 01:19:02,603 --> 01:19:05,230 I prefer to shoot them somehow. l If only I - 1001 01:19:05,313 --> 01:19:08,107 Jodl: Burt, you don't have a weapon. Face it. 1002 01:19:13,029 --> 01:19:14,864 -A potato gun! W-what? 1003 01:19:15,114 --> 01:19:16,823 -A potato gun! -What? 1004 01:19:17,825 --> 01:19:19,785 You don't make one as a child, Burt? 1005 01:19:19,869 --> 01:19:24,790 -L converted my airgun to full auto- -We made them from old pipes. 1006 01:19:24,874 --> 01:19:27,918 You seal one end, put in a few drops of mild liquid... 1007 01:19:28,002 --> 01:19:32,339 ... Sticks in potatoes, touchhole light. Potatoes will be one hundred meters long. 1008 01:19:32,422 --> 01:19:35,675 Jodl: Only, instead of potatoes, we shoot a lit arrow. 1009 01:19:36,426 --> 01:19:37,468 Why not? 1010 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:41,597 l like that. 1011 01:19:41,681 --> 01:19:44,266 Yes! Now, of course, we have to do some shopping. 1012 01:19:44,350 --> 01:19:48,145 We need to get some pipes, sizes, things for arrows, cloth to burn. 1013 01:19:48,396 --> 01:19:51,857 Then we will need something for gasoline. Alcohol. 1014 01:19:52,316 --> 01:19:53,483 This won't be easy. 1015 01:19:53,567 --> 01:19:56,861 Wait, I have a line on liquid light. You two, go for the part. 1016 01:19:56,946 --> 01:19:59,656 -You see one of the rockets nearby? -There is no? 1017 01:19:59,740 --> 01:20:02,284 Nothing? Alright, let's go. 1018 01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:04,578 Pay attention to yourself. 1019 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,085 [suspenseful music] 1020 01:20:25,639 --> 01:20:27,724 [Puffing] 1021 01:21:04,217 --> 01:21:06,302 [Jodi's screams] 1022 01:21:34,830 --> 01:21:36,915 [Puffing and pounding] 1023 01:21:40,418 --> 01:21:41,877 Yes. 1024 01:22:07,527 --> 01:22:10,237 Ass-Blaster! Slam your own damn ass! 1025 01:22:10,614 --> 01:22:12,323 JACK: What is that? 1026 01:22:12,949 --> 01:22:17,286 Jodl: l killed one! l did it! JACK: The way to go, girl! 1027 01:22:17,704 --> 01:22:20,581 BURT: Don't be arrogant! That still leaves three! 1028 01:22:22,208 --> 01:22:23,459 l killed one. 1029 01:22:38,181 --> 01:22:41,934 BURT: [Call] Listen, it will be dark soon. How do we do it, people? 1030 01:22:42,310 --> 01:22:45,104 Jodl: I have several pipes. JACK: I have some cloth. 1031 01:22:45,188 --> 01:22:46,272 BURT: Good work! 1032 01:22:47,648 --> 01:22:51,276 JACK: I need a few arrows. BURT: Let's meet above at the time of the yellow truck. 1033 01:22:52,778 --> 01:22:55,405 Okay, Nestor, we need your help. 1034 01:22:59,076 --> 01:23:00,494 Yes. 1035 01:23:06,625 --> 01:23:07,917 Thank you, Nestor. 1036 01:23:16,843 --> 01:23:18,386 [Jodi's screams] 1037 01:23:19,137 --> 01:23:20,721 Burt. 1038 01:23:20,847 --> 01:23:23,432 -What took Jack so long? -I do not know. 1039 01:23:27,144 --> 01:23:30,188 -Jack! -Is that enough? 1040 01:23:32,858 --> 01:23:34,109 That will do. 1041 01:23:34,901 --> 01:23:36,027 Now, look. 1042 01:23:36,737 --> 01:23:39,281 Let's move to a mobile home. 1043 01:23:39,489 --> 01:23:42,241 lt offers high ground for good lines from fire. 1044 01:23:42,325 --> 01:23:44,201 [Overhead that blows] 1045 01:23:45,328 --> 01:23:46,495 Run! 1046 01:23:55,254 --> 01:23:56,755 BURT: Come on, Jodi! 1047 01:24:09,309 --> 01:24:12,436 JACK: That key! Yes, eat it. 1048 01:24:16,566 --> 01:24:17,942 Damn, girl. 1049 01:24:25,199 --> 01:24:27,284 [Puff outside Ass-Blaster] 1050 01:24:29,578 --> 01:24:31,413 Come on, let's get to work. 1051 01:24:45,885 --> 01:24:48,887 A friend, Nestor, was killed in the first Graboid invasion. 1052 01:24:48,971 --> 01:24:52,265 The trailer ends here. He loves his shine. 1053 01:24:54,018 --> 01:24:55,727 JACK: Here, rip some. 1054 01:24:57,938 --> 01:25:01,733 JACK: Now, you have to seal one end. Also, make a touchhole to turn it on. 1055 01:25:01,817 --> 01:25:03,276 BURT: l get the concept. 1056 01:25:08,824 --> 01:25:12,202 Soon, this person will kamikaze through your roof like before. 1057 01:25:12,285 --> 01:25:15,788 All right, I need a gun sight. Anyone take every tape or wire? 1058 01:25:17,540 --> 01:25:20,042 Your earrings. Your earrings! 1059 01:25:20,501 --> 01:25:22,419 JACK: Take them. BURT: Very good. 1060 01:25:38,685 --> 01:25:40,645 BURT: Still don't have a touchhole a. 1061 01:25:42,814 --> 01:25:45,316 It has a small hole. Will this work? 1062 01:25:54,742 --> 01:25:55,659 Yes. 1063 01:26:05,294 --> 01:26:07,087 Armed and dangerous. 1064 01:26:10,090 --> 01:26:12,592 -But we have matches? -Burt no. 1065 01:26:13,927 --> 01:26:15,303 How do you know? 1066 01:26:16,971 --> 01:26:18,514 Well, you're Burt. 1067 01:26:22,018 --> 01:26:23,394 L am Damn right. 1068 01:26:26,397 --> 01:26:28,482 [Outside blowing] 1069 01:26:30,901 --> 01:26:33,820 Damn it! Another Kamikaze ran away! 1070 01:26:33,987 --> 01:26:36,697 BURT: Whiskey down the barrel. About that worth trying. 1071 01:26:40,660 --> 01:26:42,703 He knows. He is up! 1072 01:26:42,871 --> 01:26:44,205 BURT: Open the door. 1073 01:26:45,832 --> 01:26:46,958 The door opens! 1074 01:26:47,959 --> 01:26:48,918 Yes! 1075 01:26:49,002 --> 01:26:51,087 Jodl: Now? BURT: No, wait. 1076 01:26:51,712 --> 01:26:53,964 -Now? -Wait for that. 1077 01:26:54,340 --> 01:26:55,549 Wait. 1078 01:26:58,177 --> 01:26:59,094 Now! 1079 01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:14,984 lt works! 1080 01:27:15,443 --> 01:27:18,362 JACK: Blew him away! I mean, he blew - 1081 01:27:19,530 --> 01:27:20,697 Blow him away! 1082 01:27:20,782 --> 01:27:23,492 BURT: That's why we are above from the food chain. 1083 01:27:24,744 --> 01:27:26,620 Jodl: Two down, and two to go! 1084 01:27:30,249 --> 01:27:32,125 [Heavy pounding] 1085 01:27:34,378 --> 01:27:35,378 Reload. 1086 01:27:39,132 --> 01:27:40,299 Whiskey. 1087 01:27:42,510 --> 01:27:44,928 I will take that arrow. That burden. 1088 01:27:45,972 --> 01:27:47,348 That will do it. 1089 01:27:52,603 --> 01:27:56,106 JACK: Get off! Go down! There is no! I have an idea. 1090 01:27:56,190 --> 01:27:59,693 We will shoot through other skies. Stay down, Burt. 1091 01:28:00,778 --> 01:28:02,404 Jodl: What now? JACK: Spread your legs. 1092 01:28:02,488 --> 01:28:03,614 Jodl: Excuse me? 1093 01:28:05,282 --> 01:28:06,616 l got it. Okay. 1094 01:28:08,952 --> 01:28:12,246 -Don't blame me if l lose because - -aim and shoot! 1095 01:28:12,330 --> 01:28:13,289 OK! 1096 01:28:25,801 --> 01:28:28,803 -What are you doing? -L shot him. 1097 01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:34,642 Jodl: Burt. JACK: Burt! 1098 01:28:37,437 --> 01:28:39,438 We have to go hunting when. 1099 01:28:42,275 --> 01:28:43,484 JACK: Here you go. 1100 01:28:46,905 --> 01:28:48,614 JACK: I think he looks angry! 1101 01:28:49,073 --> 01:28:54,161 - Sorry, but stupid. Don't sit duck, Burt? -Never consider anything. 1102 01:28:56,497 --> 01:28:57,706 He is ready. 1103 01:28:58,457 --> 01:29:02,419 BURT: Stand by to fire at my command. Light me! 1104 01:29:08,842 --> 01:29:11,094 -Not possible! -I know it! 1105 01:29:11,386 --> 01:29:13,763 Prostitutes who are always on the learning curve. 1106 01:29:13,847 --> 01:29:14,889 Load. 1107 01:29:22,271 --> 01:29:23,605 lncoming! 1108 01:29:42,207 --> 01:29:44,625 Lighter. I need a match. 1109 01:29:53,968 --> 01:29:57,054 BURT: It will explode! lnto the back room, now! 1110 01:29:57,471 --> 01:29:58,680 JACK: Get it here. 1111 01:30:00,349 --> 01:30:02,184 JACK: Go, leave! Get it here, Burt! 1112 01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:06,605 [Big Bang] 1113 01:30:29,919 --> 01:30:31,170 Jodl: Yuck. 1114 01:30:32,588 --> 01:30:33,588 JACK: Gosh. 1115 01:30:39,094 --> 01:30:41,512 Twenty-three hours, 59 minutes. 1116 01:30:43,014 --> 01:30:44,223 The mission is complete. 1117 01:30:44,307 --> 01:30:46,392 [Underground Roar] 1118 01:30:49,312 --> 01:30:52,439 Damn it! How does he always know where I am? 1119 01:30:52,523 --> 01:30:54,066 [Electronic beeping] 1120 01:30:56,652 --> 01:31:00,113 Watching. Ultrasonic signal. 1121 01:31:08,455 --> 01:31:10,957 Jodl: Burt! Are you okay? BURT: I was caught. 1122 01:31:17,505 --> 01:31:20,049 JACK: Burt, it's coming! Get rid of watching! 1123 01:31:23,678 --> 01:31:25,805 You're crazy. Get out of here! 1124 01:31:27,556 --> 01:31:30,600 JACK: El Blanco, do you want it? Come on, get it, dude! 1125 01:31:32,061 --> 01:31:34,354 [Stretching music, roaring] 1126 01:31:44,197 --> 01:31:45,698 JACK: Here you go, buddy! 1127 01:31:47,033 --> 01:31:50,953 BURT: My Leatherman tool! In my pocket! JACK: Here you go, little friend, now! 1128 01:31:51,037 --> 01:31:53,622 Right side, bottom row, third pocket. 1129 01:31:55,333 --> 01:31:59,795 Cut the springs where my vest is stuck. -How did you open this? 1130 01:32:10,514 --> 01:32:12,140 What is that? 1131 01:32:16,728 --> 01:32:17,854 Alright. 1132 01:32:17,937 --> 01:32:20,022 [suspenseful music continues] 1133 01:32:32,910 --> 01:32:33,994 Come on. 1134 01:32:35,746 --> 01:32:38,331 JACK: Jodi, hurry up! Jodl: I'm working on it! 1135 01:32:42,085 --> 01:32:42,960 One. 1136 01:32:44,421 --> 01:32:46,923 - Get out of here. Go! -Still, Burt! 1137 01:33:01,103 --> 01:33:02,145 Jodl: Come on. 1138 01:33:04,022 --> 01:33:04,981 BURT: Go! 1139 01:33:21,497 --> 01:33:22,789 Allah SWT! 1140 01:33:51,234 --> 01:33:52,276 Wow. 1141 01:33:55,821 --> 01:33:57,405 Good throws. 1142 01:33:58,574 --> 01:34:03,453 l used for the soccer field a little single A until the old rotator cuff starts acting up. 1143 01:34:16,299 --> 01:34:20,719 On the occasion that El Blanco came back for seconds... 1144 01:34:21,179 --> 01:34:23,347 ... Want to get me from this? 1145 01:34:25,808 --> 01:34:27,726 [country music is optimistic] 1146 01:34:43,116 --> 01:34:44,033 NANCY: Yes. 1147 01:34:45,410 --> 01:34:47,662 Can you last for only one minute? 1148 01:34:49,539 --> 01:34:51,248 They match your offer. 1149 01:34:52,166 --> 01:34:56,086 Well, I'm sorry. It only lives in the Ass-Blaster world. 1150 01:34:56,170 --> 01:34:58,422 And I have a daughter to put through school. 1151 01:34:58,506 --> 01:34:59,757 I want a car. 1152 01:35:00,424 --> 01:35:01,466 BOY: Come on. 1153 01:35:09,599 --> 01:35:11,517 Can you hold it for a moment? 1154 01:35:13,270 --> 01:35:15,355 Vegas people go even higher. 1155 01:35:16,022 --> 01:35:17,440 Should we do it? 1156 01:35:20,902 --> 01:35:23,946 Siegfried, Roy, he is yours. 1157 01:35:26,198 --> 01:35:28,450 Jodl: Make sure you live behind the rope. 1158 01:35:38,502 --> 01:35:40,128 Jodl: Hey. JACK: Hey. 1159 01:35:41,838 --> 01:35:46,383 Pressing, Desert Jack? -Well, more like, Car Wash Jack. 1160 01:35:47,260 --> 01:35:50,096 l landed the job managing the place was down in Bixby. 1161 01:35:50,555 --> 01:35:52,181 The universe provides. 1162 01:35:53,933 --> 01:35:55,517 Jodl: Congratulations. JACK: Thank you. 1163 01:35:55,601 --> 01:35:57,602 So, I guess you will stick around. 1164 01:35:59,146 --> 01:36:02,399 Yes, I like the area. lt has many things to offer. 1165 01:36:04,026 --> 01:36:07,571 Hey, listen, I'm breaking in I'm a new rear axle. You want... 1166 01:36:08,655 --> 01:36:10,364 ... Going to go up a little? 1167 01:36:10,490 --> 01:36:12,283 restocking I'm. 1168 01:36:14,995 --> 01:36:16,621 Nice clouds out there. 1169 01:36:17,914 --> 01:36:19,957 I can see clouds from here. 1170 01:36:20,833 --> 01:36:23,710 Yes, but this... Look, these are good people. 1171 01:36:28,049 --> 01:36:29,091 Well... 1172 01:36:33,178 --> 01:36:36,347 Jodl: Mindy? Can you watch the shop? 1173 01:36:38,642 --> 01:36:40,727 [Soft music, sentimental] 1174 01:36:59,745 --> 01:37:00,871 lt number. 1175 01:37:02,665 --> 01:37:03,999 Older woman. 1176 01:37:08,128 --> 01:37:10,213 [Underground Roar] 1177 01:37:12,424 --> 01:37:14,884 Buenas Tardes, Senor Blanco. 1178 01:37:15,468 --> 01:37:18,637 That's it, just follow the car. 1179 01:37:38,782 --> 01:37:39,657 Burt! 1180 01:37:40,534 --> 01:37:41,952 Hey, good wheels. 1181 01:37:42,119 --> 01:37:43,995 I have been waiting for you, Melvin. 1182 01:37:44,079 --> 01:37:46,706 You are a persistent one A little money-dirty. 1183 01:37:46,998 --> 01:37:50,167 Come on, Burt. Look around, man. What happen. 1184 01:37:50,251 --> 01:37:53,670 I will change it to something. I will build a house for the family. 1185 01:37:53,755 --> 01:37:56,757 The smart thing for you to do is cash in now. 1186 01:37:57,967 --> 01:38:00,469 -You might want to join me, Melvin. -Why? 1187 01:38:01,679 --> 01:38:03,180 It feels safer here. 1188 01:38:13,690 --> 01:38:17,443 Jesus Christ, Burt! I think you killed everything. 1189 01:38:17,736 --> 01:38:21,489 BURT: I never said that. MEL: God, man, killed him! Blow it up! 1190 01:38:23,032 --> 01:38:24,575 What are you waiting for? 1191 01:38:24,659 --> 01:38:28,329 BURT: The problem is, for one this reptilians are still alive... 1192 01:38:28,412 --> 01:38:31,539 ... All of these areas are considered protected. 1193 01:38:31,791 --> 01:38:37,246 Do you know, based on article 1472-B of the Endangered Species Act? 1194 01:38:37,456 --> 01:38:41,505 In other words, there are no houses, there are condos and no ranchettes. 1195 01:38:42,527 --> 01:38:45,113 You're crazy. Okay? These things, men, they will - 1196 01:38:45,181 --> 01:38:47,869 They will eat you, Burt. They will get all of you. 1197 01:38:47,938 --> 01:38:51,137 We have a new geophone, Graboid obstacles, protection blankets. 1198 01:38:51,307 --> 01:38:55,186 The entire city agrees. Between you and El Blanco, they will take it every time. 1199 01:38:55,629 --> 01:38:56,684 Adios, Melvin! 1200 01:38:58,012 --> 01:38:59,203 Burt! Hey! 1201 01:39:01,551 --> 01:39:02,299 Burt! 1202 01:39:03,219 --> 01:39:03,967 Burt! 1203 01:39:06,112 --> 01:39:07,847 MEL: [Shouts] Burt! You bastard! 1204 01:39:08,732 --> 01:39:10,705 You are fucking bastard! 1205 01:39:11,387 --> 01:39:13,224 God! I hate you! 1206 01:39:13,599 --> 01:39:14,892 I hate your guts! 1207 01:39:15,165 --> 01:39:16,832 You are sorry, sick... 1208 01:39:17,343 --> 01:39:18,806 Paranoid..., right wing... 1209 01:39:19,283 --> 01:39:20,712 Redneck... psycho! 1210 01:39:21,291 --> 01:39:22,516 Damn kicker! 1211 01:39:22,652 --> 01:39:24,251 Damn it, Burt! 1212 01:39:25,137 --> 01:39:26,600 And I hate that hat!