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<i>( light, peaceful theme
playing )</i>

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<i>( waves splashing )</i>

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<i>( theme grows bold,
adventurous )</i>

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I got it! I got it!

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I got it.

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Dinghy ahoy.

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Dinghy off the port bow.

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Dinghy off the port bow!

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Dinghy off the port bow!

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PIRATE:
Dinghy off the port bow.

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Captain, dinghy off the--

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Dinghy.

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Ah!

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I got it!

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<i>( laughing )</i>

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I got it.

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Where is it?

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It's right here, captain.

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I never thought I'd see it
with me own eye.

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<i>Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!</i>

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ALL:
Hurrah!

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Yah!

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ALL: ♪ Who lives in a
pineapple Under the sea? ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
And porous is he ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ If nautical nonsense
Be something you wish ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ Then drop on the deck
And flop like a fish ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ SpongeBob ♪

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♪ SquarePants ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ SpongeBob ♪

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<i>♪ SquarePants ♪ ( laughs )</i>

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ Sp-ahhh-ah-ahhh-ah-ngeBob ♪

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♪ SquarePaaaaaaants ♪

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<i>( song ends )</i>

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<i>( tropical theme playing )</i>

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<i>NARRATOR ( French accent ):
Ah, the sea.</i>

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<i>So mysterious, so beautiful.</i>

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<i>So... uh...</i>

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<i>wet.</i>

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<i>Our story begins</i>

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<i>in Bikini Bottom's
popular undersea eatery</i>

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<i>The Krusty Krab restaurant,</i>

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<i>where--
Back up! Back up!</i>

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<i>Hey. Wait a minute.
( crowd clamoring )</i>

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<i>What is happening?!</i>

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Please, settle down.

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We've got a situation in there

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I'd rather not discuss
till me manager gets here.

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GIRL:
Look, there he is.

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<i>( cool action theme playing )</i>

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<i>( crowd cheering )</i>

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Talk to me, Krabs.

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Oh! It started out
as a simple order:

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a Krabby Patty with cheese.

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When the customer took a bite,

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no cheese!

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<i>( wailing )</i>

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Get ahold of yourself, Eugene.

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I'm goin' in.

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Take it easy, friend.

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I'm the manager
of this establishment.

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Everything's gonna be
just fine.

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I'm really scared here, man.

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You got a name?

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Uh, uh, Phil.

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You got a family, Phil?

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<i>( whimpering )</i>

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Come on, Phil, stay with me.
Let's hear about that family.

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I got a wife
and two beautiful children.

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That's what it's all about.

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I want you to do me
a favor, Phil.

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What?

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Say cheese.

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<i>( crowd gasps )</i>

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Order up.

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<i>( crowd cheers )</i>

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<i>( festive theme playing )</i>

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ALL:
Three cheers for the manager!

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Hip! Hip!

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<i>( honk )</i>

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Hip! Hip!

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<i>( honk )</i>

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Hip! Hip!

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<i>( honking )</i>

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<i>( honk continuing )</i>

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Hooray!

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Gary, I had that dream again.

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And it's finally gonna
come true. Today!

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Sorry about this, calendar.

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Because today's

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the grand-opening ceremony
for The Krusty Krab 2,

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where Mr. Krabs will announce
the new manager.

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<i>( Gary meows )</i>

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Who's it gonna be, Gary?

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<i>( chuckles )</i>

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Well, let's ask my wall
of 374 consecutive

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employee-of-the-month awards.

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ALL:
SpongeBob SquarePants.

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♪ I'm ready Promotion ♪

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Cleanliness is next
to manager-liness.

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♪ I'm ready Promotion ♪

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♪ Groo-pee-pah ♪

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♪ I'm ready
Promotion... ♪

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SQUIDWARD:
♪ La-da-doo, la-da-dum ♪

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♪ La-da-dee, la-da-doo
La-da-dum ♪

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♪ La-da-dee, la-da-doo
La-da-dum ♪

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♪ La-da-dee, la-da-doo
La-da-dum ♪

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<i>( with SpongeBob ): ♪ La-da-dee,
la-da-doo La-da-dum ♪</i>

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♪ La-da-dee-- ♪
Huh?

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♪ La-da-doo
La-da-dum ♪

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♪ Bup-bup-bum
Ba-du-- ♪

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SpongeBob!
What are you doing in here?

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I have to tell you something,
Squidward.

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Whatever it is, can't it wait
until we get to work?

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There's no shower at work.

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What do you want?!

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I just wanted to say
I'll be thanking you

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in my managerial acceptance
speech today.

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SQUIDWARD:
Get out!

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Okay. I'll see you
at the ceremony.

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That sounds like the manager
of the new Krusty Krab 2.

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Oops. Hold on.

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Congratulations, buddy.

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Oh, thanks, Patrick.

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And tonight,
after my big promotion,

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we're gonna party
till we're purple.

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Gah! I love being purple!

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We're going to the place
where all the action is.

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You don't mean...?
Ooh, I mean.

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<i>( in unison): Goofy Goober's
Ice Cream Party Boat!</i>

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<i>( "Goofy Goober Theme Song"
playing )</i>

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♪ Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪

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♪ You're a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪

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♪ We're all Goofy Goobers,
yeah ♪

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♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goober
Yeah ♪

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Oh! I better get going.

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♪ I'm ready, promotion
I'm ready, promotion ♪

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Good luck, SpongeBob.

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Hey, look for me
at the ceremony.

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I got a little surprise
for you.

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♪ I'm a Goofy Goober Yeah ♪

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Hello, Bikini Bottom!

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Perch Perkins here,
coming to you live

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from in front of
The Krusty Krab restaurant,

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for years the only place to get

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<i>a delicious and mouthwatering
Krabby Patty.</i>

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Until today, that is.

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That's right, folks.

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Longtime owner Mr. Krabs
is opening a new restaurant

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called The Krusty Krab 2.

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<i>( crowd applauds )</i>

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First of all,
congratulations, Mr. Krabs.

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Hello. I like money.

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What inspired you to build
a second Krusty Krab

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right next door
to the original?

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Money.

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<i>( crowd laughs )</i>

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PLANKTON:
Curses!

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<i>( ominous theme playing )</i>

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It's not fair.

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Krabs is being interviewed
by Perch Perkins,

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and I've never even had
one customer!

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<i>( echoing):
Customer... Customer...</i>

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Aaaagh!

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Aaaagh!

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Aaaagh!

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<i>Don't get worked up
again, Plankton,</i>

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<i>I just mopped the floors.</i>

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Oh, Karen, my computer wife,
if only I could have

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managed to steal
the secret to Krabs' success,

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the formula
for the Krabby Patty.

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Ohhh...

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Oh!

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Then people would line up
to eat at my restaurant.

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Lord knows I've tried.

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I've exhausted every evil plan
in my filing cabinet...

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...from A to Y.

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<i>A to Y?</i>

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Yeah, A to Y.
You know, the alphabet.

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<i>What about Z?</i>

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Z?

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<i>Z. The letter after Y.</i>

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W, X, Y, Z.

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Plan Z!

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Here it is, just like you said.

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<i>Oh, boy.</i>

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Ohhh...

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Ohhh...

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Ohhh!

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It's evil.

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It's diabolical.

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<i>( sniffs )</i>

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It's lemon-scented.

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This Plan Z can't possibly fail!

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So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs,

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because by tomorrow,
I'll have the formula.

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Then everyone will eat
at the Chum Bucket,

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and I will rule the world!

208
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All hail Plankton.

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All hail Plank-- Ow!

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♪ I'm ready, promotion ♪
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

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♪ I'm ready, promotion ♪
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

212
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Ooh, I think I stepped
in something.

213
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Aaaaaaaagh!

214
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Aaaaaaaagh!

215
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Not in something,
on someone, you twit!

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Oh.

217
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Sorry, Plankton.

218
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Are you on your way
to the grand-opening ceremony?

219
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<i>( mockingly ): No, I am not on my way
over to the grand-opening ceremony.</i>

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I'm busy planning
to rule the world!

221
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<i>( laughs )</i>

222
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Well, good luck with that.

223
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♪ I'm ready, promotion
I'm ready, promotion ♪

224
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Stupid kid.

225
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Welcome! Welcome, everyone,
to the grand opening

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of The Krusty Krab 2.

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<i>( crowd applauds )</i>

228
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We paid $9 for this?

229
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I paid 10.

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Now, before we begin
with the ribbon-cuttin',

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I'd like to announce
the name of our new manager.

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VOICE:
Yay! Yeah!

233
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A-hooo!

234
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Ah-ha-oo!

235
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Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!

236
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Ah-oo!

237
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Shh!

238
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Ahem.

239
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Yes. Well, anyway...

240
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The new manager is a loyal,
hard-working employee...

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<i>SPONGEBOB:
Yes.</i>

242
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...the obvious choice
for the job...

243
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<i>He's right.</i>

244
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...a name you all know.

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It starts with an S.

246
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<i>That's me.</i>

247
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Please welcome
our new manager...

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Squidward Tentacles!

249
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Yyyyyes!

250
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Yeah!

251
00:11:07,953 --> 00:11:09,021
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!

252
00:11:09,022 --> 00:11:12,057
Oh, better luck
next time, buddy.

253
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Whoo!

254
00:11:14,094 --> 00:11:15,860
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

255
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Yeah! All right!

256
00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:19,363
Whoooo!

257
00:11:19,364 --> 00:11:21,734
<i>( feedback whining )
People of Bikini Bottom,</i>

258
00:11:21,735 --> 00:11:23,368
as the manager of--

259
00:11:23,369 --> 00:11:24,636
Uh, SpongeBob?

260
00:11:24,637 --> 00:11:25,769
Hold the phone, folks,

261
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:28,137
I'm getting an important news
flash from Mr. Krabs.

262
00:11:28,138 --> 00:11:29,141
Go ahead, Mr. K.

263
00:11:29,142 --> 00:11:31,241
<i>( whispers indistinctly )</i>

264
00:11:31,242 --> 00:11:33,310
I'm making a complete
what of myself?

265
00:11:33,311 --> 00:11:35,378
<i>( whispers indistinctly )</i>

266
00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:38,114
The most embarrassing thing
you've ever seen?

267
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,215
<i>( whispers indistinctly )</i>

268
00:11:39,216 --> 00:11:40,415
And now it's worse

269
00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:41,749
<i>because I'm repeating
everything you say</i>

270
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,386
<i>( echoes ):
into the microphone?</i>

271
00:11:43,387 --> 00:11:46,088
Oh, for crying out loud,
SpongeBob!

272
00:11:46,089 --> 00:11:47,923
You didn't get the job!

273
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:48,924
What?

274
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,025
You...

275
00:11:50,026 --> 00:11:51,126
did not...

276
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,159
get...

277
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,161
the job.

278
00:11:53,162 --> 00:11:54,995
I...

279
00:11:54,996 --> 00:11:56,297
But why?

280
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,264
Ah, SpongeBob...

281
00:11:58,266 --> 00:12:00,234
you're a great fry cook, but...

282
00:12:00,235 --> 00:12:01,770
I gave the job to Squidward

283
00:12:01,771 --> 00:12:05,507
because being manager
is a big responsibility.

284
00:12:05,508 --> 00:12:07,508
Well, let's face it,

285
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,042
he's more, uh...

286
00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:10,243
mature than you.

287
00:12:10,244 --> 00:12:11,744
I'm not...

288
00:12:11,745 --> 00:12:12,513
mature?

289
00:12:12,513 --> 00:12:13,713
Ah, lad...

290
00:12:13,714 --> 00:12:15,948
I mean this
in the nicest of ways,

291
00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:18,418
but there's a word
for what you are,

292
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,286
and that word is, uh...

293
00:12:20,287 --> 00:12:21,987
Uh, now, let's see, uh...

294
00:12:21,988 --> 00:12:23,088
Dork?

295
00:12:23,089 --> 00:12:24,457
No, wait, that's not right.

296
00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:25,959
Not a dork. Uh...

297
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,127
A goofball?

298
00:12:27,128 --> 00:12:28,962
Closer, but no, no, no.

299
00:12:28,963 --> 00:12:29,928
A ding-a-ling.

300
00:12:29,929 --> 00:12:30,761
Wing nut.

301
00:12:30,762 --> 00:12:32,530
A Knucklehead McSpazatron.

302
00:12:32,531 --> 00:12:34,198
Okay, that's enough!

303
00:12:34,199 --> 00:12:38,568
Look, what I'm trying to say is,
you're just a kid.

304
00:12:38,569 --> 00:12:41,771
And to be a manager,
you have to be a man.

305
00:12:41,772 --> 00:12:44,208
Otherwise they'd call it
"kid-ager."

306
00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:46,542
You understand-ager?
I mean...

307
00:12:46,543 --> 00:12:48,378
you understand?

308
00:12:48,379 --> 00:12:50,984
I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

309
00:12:52,984 --> 00:12:54,350
SpongeBob?

310
00:12:54,351 --> 00:12:56,252
♪ I'm ready ♪

311
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,552
♪ Depression ♪

312
00:12:57,554 --> 00:12:59,287
♪ I'm ready ♪

313
00:12:59,288 --> 00:13:01,691
♪ Depression ♪

314
00:13:01,692 --> 00:13:02,791
Poor kid.

315
00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:05,460
Hooray for SpongeBob!

316
00:13:05,461 --> 00:13:07,431
<i>( guffawing )</i>

317
00:13:10,431 --> 00:13:13,836
Hooray for SpongeBob!

318
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,971
<i>( crowd clamoring )</i>

319
00:13:17,972 --> 00:13:20,439
Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

320
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,708
Hello?

321
00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:24,211
Where'd everybody go?

322
00:13:24,212 --> 00:13:27,180
Did I miss something?

323
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,949
Did you see my butt?

324
00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:32,185
<i>NARRATOR:
Later that evening...</i>

325
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,553
<i>( chuckling )</i>

326
00:13:33,554 --> 00:13:37,756
Time to put Plan Z into effect.

327
00:13:37,757 --> 00:13:42,194
Starting at the undersea castle
of King Neptune.

328
00:13:42,195 --> 00:13:44,297
<i>( chuckles )</i>

329
00:13:44,298 --> 00:13:45,332
<i>( trumpet playing )</i>

330
00:13:46,332 --> 00:13:47,341
<i>( chuckles )</i>

331
00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:56,607
Oh, right.

332
00:13:56,608 --> 00:13:59,910
Ahem. The royal court
is now in session.

333
00:13:59,911 --> 00:14:02,782
Bring the prisoner forward.

334
00:14:05,783 --> 00:14:07,617
<i>( teeth chattering )</i>

335
00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:09,321
So... you have confessed
to the crime

336
00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:12,057
of touching the king's crown.

337
00:14:12,057 --> 00:14:13,156
Yes, but--

338
00:14:13,157 --> 00:14:13,957
But what?!

339
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,859
But it's my job, Your Highness.

340
00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:18,026
I'm the royal crown polisher.

341
00:14:18,027 --> 00:14:22,563
Well, then I guess
I can't execute you.

342
00:14:22,564 --> 00:14:25,100
Twenty years in the dungeon
it is.

343
00:14:25,101 --> 00:14:26,300
Daddy.

344
00:14:26,301 --> 00:14:28,238
You're free to go.

345
00:14:29,238 --> 00:14:31,741
Bless you, Princess Mindy.

346
00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:36,476
Mindy! How dare you defy me!

347
00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:38,547
Why do you have to be so mean?

348
00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:39,913
I am the king!

349
00:14:39,914 --> 00:14:42,114
I must enforce
the laws of the sea!

350
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,916
Father, I wish you'd try
a little love and compassion

351
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,688
instead of
these harsh punishments.

352
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,887
That would be nice.

353
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,789
Squire, clear the room.

354
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,793
I wish to speak
to my daughter alone.

355
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,028
What is this, Mindy?

356
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,430
Your... crown?

357
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,233
And what does this crown do?

358
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,200
Covers your bald spot.

359
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,235
It's not bald, it's...

360
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,435
thinning.

361
00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:07,205
This crown does much more

362
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:11,008
than cover
a slightly receding hairline.

363
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:13,577
No, this crown entitles
the one who wears it

364
00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,379
to be in charge of the sea.

365
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,279
<i>( chuckles )</i>

366
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,249
One day,
you will wear this crown.

367
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,785
I'm gonna be bald?

368
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:21,952
Thinning!

369
00:15:21,953 --> 00:15:24,855
Anyway, the point is,
you won't wear it

370
00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:28,356
until you learn
how to rule with an iron fist.

371
00:15:28,357 --> 00:15:30,525
Like your father.

372
00:15:30,526 --> 00:15:31,626
Uh...

373
00:15:31,627 --> 00:15:35,264
Dad? Your "crown"...

374
00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:36,601
What the...?

375
00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:38,832
My crown!

376
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,167
Ahhhhhh-ahhh-ah!

377
00:15:40,168 --> 00:15:42,904
NEPTUNE: Someone has
stolen the royal crown!

378
00:15:42,905 --> 00:15:44,739
Ah-ha-ha. I got it.

379
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:45,840
I got it!

380
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:49,143
<i>( laughs )</i>

381
00:15:49,144 --> 00:15:51,278
<i>( piano playing
"Camptown Races" )</i>

382
00:15:51,279 --> 00:15:53,550
<i>( train whistle toots )</i>

383
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,051
<i>( bell ringing )</i>

384
00:15:57,052 --> 00:15:58,751
ANNOUNCER:
Hey, all you Goobers!

385
00:15:58,752 --> 00:16:00,287
It's time to say howdy

386
00:16:00,288 --> 00:16:03,622
to your favorite
undersea peanut...

387
00:16:03,623 --> 00:16:05,592
Goofy Goober!

388
00:16:05,593 --> 00:16:07,427
CHILDREN:
Yay!

389
00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:08,227
<i>( laughs )</i>

390
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,929
CHILDREN:
Howdy, Goofy Goober!

391
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:14,033
Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers.
Time to sing.

392
00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:16,968
♪ Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober ♪
♪ Yeah ♪

393
00:16:16,969 --> 00:16:19,405
♪ You're a Goofy Goober ♪
♪ Yeah ♪

394
00:16:19,406 --> 00:16:22,140
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers ♪
♪ Yeah ♪

395
00:16:22,141 --> 00:16:24,441
♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goober
Yeah ♪

396
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,313
<i>( all laughing, cheering )</i>

397
00:16:27,313 --> 00:16:30,289
<i>( crying )</i>

398
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:40,824
All right.
Get it together, old boy.

399
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:45,027
I know. I'll just stop
thinking about it.

400
00:16:45,028 --> 00:16:47,995
Hey, you know,
I actually feel a little better.

401
00:16:47,996 --> 00:16:49,966
I don't even remember
why I was sad.

402
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:53,602
Hey, it's the new
Krusty Krab 2 manager.

403
00:16:53,604 --> 00:16:54,940
<i>( wails )</i>

404
00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:59,906
Wow, the pressure's
already setting in.

405
00:16:59,907 --> 00:17:02,511
No, Pat, you don't understand.

406
00:17:02,512 --> 00:17:04,213
I didn't get the promotion.

407
00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:06,079
What? Why?

408
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,714
Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

409
00:17:08,715 --> 00:17:11,250
What?! That's insane!

410
00:17:11,251 --> 00:17:12,184
I know.

411
00:17:12,185 --> 00:17:13,886
Well, saying you're a kid,
it's--

412
00:17:13,886 --> 00:17:15,653
It's like saying I'm a kid.

413
00:17:15,654 --> 00:17:17,155
Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

414
00:17:17,157 --> 00:17:19,460
I'm supposed to get
a toy with this.

415
00:17:19,461 --> 00:17:20,559
Thanks.

416
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:21,727
<i>( sighs )</i>

417
00:17:21,728 --> 00:17:23,498
I'm gonna head home, Pat.

418
00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:25,501
The celebration's off.

419
00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:27,799
Are you sure?

420
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,201
Yeah. I'm not in
a Goober mood.

421
00:17:30,202 --> 00:17:31,435
Okay, see you.

422
00:17:31,436 --> 00:17:34,441
And here's your Triple
Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.

423
00:17:35,441 --> 00:17:36,608
Yum!

424
00:17:36,608 --> 00:17:39,576
Oh. Triple Gooberberry
Sunrise, huh?

425
00:17:39,577 --> 00:17:41,577
I guess I could use
one of those.

426
00:17:41,578 --> 00:17:42,514
Now you're talking.

427
00:17:43,315 --> 00:17:44,215
Hey, waiter!

428
00:17:44,216 --> 00:17:46,851
We need another one over here.

429
00:17:46,852 --> 00:17:48,485
There you go.

430
00:17:48,486 --> 00:17:50,520
Wooooooooo...

431
00:17:50,521 --> 00:17:53,393
<i>( both gobbling )</i>

432
00:17:56,393 --> 00:17:57,826
<i>( both belch )</i>

433
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:58,827
Ahhh...

434
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,996
Boy, Pat, that hit the spot.

435
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,099
I'm feeling better already.

436
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,033
Yeah.

437
00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:06,767
Waiter, let's get
another round over here.

438
00:18:06,768 --> 00:18:08,739
<i>( fast, silly theme playing )</i>

439
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:13,774
Oh, Mr. Waiter.
Two more, please.

440
00:18:13,775 --> 00:18:15,843
Whoo! Whoo!

441
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,280
<i>( gobbling )</i>

442
00:18:18,281 --> 00:18:19,449
Waiter.

443
00:18:21,449 --> 00:18:23,583
Oh, waiter.

444
00:18:23,584 --> 00:18:25,586
♪ Waiter ♪

445
00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:27,955
<i>( slurring ):
Waiter.</i>

446
00:18:27,956 --> 00:18:29,056
<i>( angrily ):
Waiter!</i>

447
00:18:29,057 --> 00:18:31,591
Why do I always get the nuts?

448
00:18:31,592 --> 00:18:33,091
All right, folks,

449
00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:34,228
this one goes out

450
00:18:34,229 --> 00:18:37,664
to my two bestest friends
in the whole world:

451
00:18:37,665 --> 00:18:40,432
Patrick and
this big peanut guy.

452
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:42,769
It's a little ditty called...

453
00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:47,274
<i>( together ):
♪ "Waiter" ♪</i>

454
00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:50,908
VOICE:
Hey.

455
00:18:50,909 --> 00:18:51,911
Hey, get up.

456
00:18:52,311 --> 00:18:54,481
Hey, come on, buddy.
I wanna go home.

457
00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:56,180
Come on, pal.

458
00:18:56,181 --> 00:18:57,248
Ugh...

459
00:18:57,249 --> 00:18:58,648
Bluh...

460
00:18:58,649 --> 00:19:00,384
Oh, my head.

461
00:19:00,385 --> 00:19:02,853
Listen to me.
It's 8 in the morning.

462
00:19:02,854 --> 00:19:04,813
- Go scrape up your friend and get going.
- My...

463
00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:06,189
<i>( burps )</i>

464
00:19:06,289 --> 00:19:06,990
...friend?

465
00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:08,557
<i>- Patrick.
- ( snoring )</i>

466
00:19:08,558 --> 00:19:09,760
Hey, what's up, buddy?

467
00:19:09,761 --> 00:19:11,528
Bluh!

468
00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:14,029
Wait, you said 8:00.

469
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,699
I'm late for work.

470
00:19:15,699 --> 00:19:18,469
Mr. Krabs is gonna be...

471
00:19:19,469 --> 00:19:21,972
Mr. Krabs.

472
00:19:22,973 --> 00:19:24,238
<i>( jolly theme playing )</i>

473
00:19:24,239 --> 00:19:25,674
Now, pay attention, Squidward.

474
00:19:25,675 --> 00:19:27,041
As new manager,

475
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:30,145
you've gotta keep a sharp eye
out for paying customers.

476
00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:31,046
Yawn.

477
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:32,479
<i>( squeaking )</i>

478
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,547
What's this?

479
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,715
King Neptune is riding

480
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,751
toward The Krusty Krab
at lunchtime.

481
00:19:36,752 --> 00:19:38,686
He's got money.

482
00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:39,956
<i>( whinnies )</i>

483
00:19:40,956 --> 00:19:42,824
Stay in the coach, daughter.

484
00:19:42,825 --> 00:19:44,757
This won't take long.

485
00:19:44,758 --> 00:19:46,960
Daddy, please.
I think you're overreacting.

486
00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:50,197
Silence, Mindy!
I know what I'm doing.

487
00:19:50,198 --> 00:19:51,162
Oh!

488
00:19:51,163 --> 00:19:52,565
Squire.
Yes, Your Highness.

489
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,502
Have this pole
executed at once.

490
00:19:55,503 --> 00:19:59,572
A hundred and one dollars
for a Krabby Patty?

491
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,775
With cheese, Mr. Squidward,
with cheese.

492
00:20:02,776 --> 00:20:04,009
<i>( door chime rings )</i>

493
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,678
<i>( plays fanfare )</i>

494
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,546
Greetings, subjects.

495
00:20:08,547 --> 00:20:11,750
I seek the one known
as Eugene Krabs.

496
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:14,818
May he present himself
to me at once.

497
00:20:14,819 --> 00:20:17,454
I'm Eugene Krabs,
Your Highness.

498
00:20:17,455 --> 00:20:19,323
Would you like to
order something?

499
00:20:19,325 --> 00:20:20,189
Nay!

500
00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:22,592
I'm on to you, Krabs!

501
00:20:22,593 --> 00:20:25,994
You have stolen the royal crown,
you cannot deny.

502
00:20:25,995 --> 00:20:27,829
For, clever as you are,

503
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:29,965
you left one damning piece
of evidence

504
00:20:29,966 --> 00:20:31,635
at the scene of the crime.

505
00:20:31,636 --> 00:20:35,003
"I stole your crown.
Signed, Eugene Krabs"!

506
00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:37,805
Relinquish the royal crown
to me at once.

507
00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:39,944
But-- But this is crazy.
I didn't do it.

508
00:20:39,945 --> 00:20:41,243
<i>( phone rings )</i>

509
00:20:41,244 --> 00:20:44,079
<i>Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs.
Leave a message.</i>

510
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,247
<i>( beep )
Hi, Mr. Krabs.</i>

511
00:20:46,248 --> 00:20:49,884
<i>This is Clay, the guy you sold
Neptune's crown to. Yeah.</i>

512
00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:52,719
<i>I just wanted to say thanks
again for selling me the crown.</i>

513
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,953
<i>Neptune's crown.</i>

514
00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:56,088
<i>I sold it to a guy
in Shell City,</i>

515
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,457
<i>and I just wanted to say</i>

516
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,394
<i>thanks again for
selling me the crown.</i>

517
00:20:59,395 --> 00:21:02,028
<i>Neptune's crown.</i>

518
00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:03,998
<i>Which is now in Shell City.
Goodbye.</i>

519
00:21:03,999 --> 00:21:04,998
<i>( click )</i>

520
00:21:04,999 --> 00:21:06,098
<i>( beep )</i>

521
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,101
I was-- I just--
Woo-hoo!

522
00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:10,404
Eh, don't you just hate
wrong numbers?

523
00:21:10,405 --> 00:21:13,538
My crown is in
the forbidden Shell City?!

524
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:16,541
Ahhhhhh!

525
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:19,777
Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

526
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:23,015
Wahhhhhhh!

527
00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:25,549
Prepare to burn, Krabs.

528
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:29,487
<i>( sobbing ): Wait, Neptune.
Please, I'm begging you.</i>

529
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:30,587
I ain't a crook.

530
00:21:30,588 --> 00:21:33,425
Ask anyone,
they'll vouch for me.

531
00:21:34,425 --> 00:21:35,825
Very well, then.

532
00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:39,697
Before I turn this conniving
crustacean into fishmeal,

533
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:43,734
who here has anything to say
about Eugene Krabs?

534
00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:45,535
<i>( doorchime rings)
( belching sound )</i>

535
00:21:45,536 --> 00:21:48,638
I've got something
to say about Mr...

536
00:21:48,639 --> 00:21:49,671
<i>( gulps )</i>

537
00:21:49,672 --> 00:21:51,741
...Krabs.

538
00:21:51,742 --> 00:21:54,141
SpongeBob, me boy!
Oh, you've come just in time.

539
00:21:54,142 --> 00:21:55,312
Pardon me, miss.

540
00:21:55,313 --> 00:21:59,113
Please, tell King Neptune
all about me.

541
00:21:59,114 --> 00:22:03,952
I have worked for Mr. Krabs
for ma-- Many years

542
00:22:03,953 --> 00:22:08,088
and always thought
he was a great boss.

543
00:22:08,089 --> 00:22:09,723
You see? A great boss.

544
00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:13,331
I now realize
that he's a great big jerk!

545
00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:17,530
I deserve that manager's job!

546
00:22:17,531 --> 00:22:23,101
But you didn't give it to me,
because you say I'm a kid.

547
00:22:23,102 --> 00:22:27,339
Well, I am 100-percent man!

548
00:22:27,339 --> 00:22:32,279
And this man has got
something to say to you.

549
00:22:33,279 --> 00:22:34,913
<i>( inhales deeply )</i>

550
00:22:34,914 --> 00:22:36,782
Pbbbbb...

551
00:22:36,783 --> 00:22:38,016
bbbbbb...

552
00:22:38,017 --> 00:22:38,982
bbbbb--

553
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:41,386
Pbbt! Pbbt!

554
00:22:41,387 --> 00:22:42,252
There.

555
00:22:42,253 --> 00:22:44,891
I think I made my point.

556
00:22:45,891 --> 00:22:47,325
Anyone else?

557
00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:48,125
No?

558
00:22:48,126 --> 00:22:49,993
Well, then.

559
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:50,994
Agh!

560
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:53,098
Huh?

561
00:22:54,097 --> 00:22:56,932
Woo! Me pants are on fire!

562
00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:59,536
Me underwear's on fire!

563
00:22:59,537 --> 00:23:02,907
I'm on fire!

564
00:23:03,907 --> 00:23:05,807
Oh, yeah.

565
00:23:05,808 --> 00:23:09,745
And now, Eugene Krabs,
you will--

566
00:23:09,746 --> 00:23:11,814
Wait.
Ny-ah-ah!

567
00:23:11,815 --> 00:23:13,914
I'm flattered you would
do this on my account,

568
00:23:13,915 --> 00:23:17,186
but being manager isn't worth
killing Mr. Krabs over.

569
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:18,652
Quiet, fool!

570
00:23:18,653 --> 00:23:22,091
Mr. Krabs stole my crown,
and now it's in Shell City.

571
00:23:22,092 --> 00:23:23,990
That's why he must die.

572
00:23:23,991 --> 00:23:26,860
Doesn't it seem a little harsh
to kill someone over a crown?

573
00:23:26,861 --> 00:23:28,027
You don't understand.

574
00:23:28,028 --> 00:23:30,997
My crown is a symbol
of my king-like authority.

575
00:23:30,998 --> 00:23:33,833
And, uh, between you and me...

576
00:23:33,834 --> 00:23:35,200
my hair is thinning a bit.

577
00:23:35,201 --> 00:23:37,804
Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure
it's not that noticea--

578
00:23:37,805 --> 00:23:39,872
Bald! Bald!

579
00:23:39,873 --> 00:23:40,573
Bald!

580
00:23:40,574 --> 00:23:43,575
ALL:
Bald! Bald! Bald!

581
00:23:43,576 --> 00:23:44,944
My eyes!

582
00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,745
All right, all right.

583
00:23:46,746 --> 00:23:48,813
Uh, King Neptune, sir?

584
00:23:48,814 --> 00:23:50,314
Would you spare
Mr. Krabs' life

585
00:23:50,315 --> 00:23:51,684
if I went to get
your crown back?

586
00:23:52,283 --> 00:23:54,819
You, go to Shell City?

587
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:57,159
<i>( laughing )</i>

588
00:24:01,158 --> 00:24:04,828
No one who's gone to Shell City
has ever returned.

589
00:24:04,829 --> 00:24:07,097
What makes you think you could?

590
00:24:07,098 --> 00:24:10,233
You're just a kid.

591
00:24:10,234 --> 00:24:12,369
But I'm not a kid.
I can do it.

592
00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:15,471
Run along,
I have a crab to cook.

593
00:24:15,473 --> 00:24:16,638
Ohh-hoo-hoo!

594
00:24:16,639 --> 00:24:18,741
No! I won't let you.

595
00:24:18,742 --> 00:24:19,877
<i>( sighs )</i>

596
00:24:19,878 --> 00:24:21,010
Very well, then.

597
00:24:21,011 --> 00:24:24,113
I'll have to fry you both.

598
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:25,380
Daddy, stop it.

599
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:28,749
Can't you get through one day
without executing someone?

600
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:31,551
Mindy. I told you
to stay in the carriage.

601
00:24:31,552 --> 00:24:33,790
Where's your love
and compassion?

602
00:24:33,790 --> 00:24:35,523
Look at this little guy.

603
00:24:35,523 --> 00:24:36,757
He's willing to risk his life

604
00:24:36,758 --> 00:24:38,661
to find your crown
and save his boss.

605
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:40,560
But, daughter, I--

606
00:24:40,561 --> 00:24:41,628
Please, Father?

607
00:24:41,629 --> 00:24:44,499
At least let him try.
What have you got to lose?

608
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:48,102
Might I remind you
of your... special problem?

609
00:24:48,103 --> 00:24:53,439
PATRONS: Bald! Bald! Bald!
Bald! Bald! Bald!

610
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,740
My eyes!

611
00:24:54,741 --> 00:24:56,308
All right.

612
00:24:56,309 --> 00:24:59,344
Very well, Mindy.
I'll give him a chance.

613
00:24:59,345 --> 00:25:02,815
But when your little champion
fails to return,

614
00:25:02,816 --> 00:25:05,552
I get to splatter this crab
all over the walls.

615
00:25:05,553 --> 00:25:06,618
Huh?

616
00:25:06,618 --> 00:25:07,753
And as for you,

617
00:25:07,754 --> 00:25:11,190
be back here with my crown
in exactly ten days.

618
00:25:11,191 --> 00:25:12,790
He can do it in nine.

619
00:25:12,791 --> 00:25:13,793
- Eight.
- Seven.

620
00:25:13,793 --> 00:25:15,894
- Six.
- BOTH: Patrick!

621
00:25:16,894 --> 00:25:18,063
Six it is, then.

622
00:25:18,064 --> 00:25:18,963
Five.

623
00:25:19,264 --> 00:25:20,298
Patrick, shush.

624
00:25:20,299 --> 00:25:21,365
Until then,

625
00:25:21,366 --> 00:25:24,901
the crab shall remain frozen
where he now stands.

626
00:25:24,902 --> 00:25:27,273
No, wait. I'm begging you.

627
00:25:29,273 --> 00:25:31,140
Who turned on the AC?

628
00:25:31,141 --> 00:25:33,342
Ah! Mr. Krabs!

629
00:25:33,342 --> 00:25:35,845
Oh, no, this is terrible.

630
00:25:35,846 --> 00:25:37,447
Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

631
00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:40,014
Come along, Mindy.

632
00:25:40,015 --> 00:25:41,148
Listen, you guys,

633
00:25:41,149 --> 00:25:43,184
the road to Shell City
is really dangerous.

634
00:25:43,185 --> 00:25:46,086
There's crooks, killers
and monsters everywhere.

635
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,654
And what's worse,
there's a giant Cyclops

636
00:25:47,655 --> 00:25:49,323
who guards the outskirts
of the city

637
00:25:49,324 --> 00:25:51,491
and preys on innocent
sea creatures.

638
00:25:51,492 --> 00:25:53,793
Don't let him catch you,
because if he does,

639
00:25:53,794 --> 00:25:57,032
he'll take you back to his lair,
and you'll never be seen again.

640
00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:59,733
She's purty, SpongeBob.

641
00:25:59,734 --> 00:26:01,135
Here, take this.

642
00:26:01,136 --> 00:26:02,437
What's in here?

643
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:04,672
It's a magical bag of winds.

644
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,007
I stole them from my father.

645
00:26:07,008 --> 00:26:08,174
You're hot.

646
00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:10,275
Once you find the crown,
open the bag of winds

647
00:26:10,276 --> 00:26:11,912
and you'll be blown back home.

648
00:26:11,913 --> 00:26:13,980
NEPTUNE: Mindy!
I'm coming.

649
00:26:13,981 --> 00:26:14,779
Good luck, SpongeBob.

650
00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:16,251
Wait. How did you
know my name?

651
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,584
Oh, I'm gonna be
queen of the sea one day.

652
00:26:19,585 --> 00:26:21,687
I've learned the names
of all the sea creatures.

653
00:26:21,688 --> 00:26:23,288
What's my name?

654
00:26:23,289 --> 00:26:25,723
That's easy.
You're Patrick Star.

655
00:26:25,724 --> 00:26:27,392
Guh-ha!

656
00:26:27,393 --> 00:26:30,427
Hai-yai-yahee!

657
00:26:30,428 --> 00:26:31,428
NEPTUNE:
Mindy!

658
00:26:31,429 --> 00:26:33,699
I gotta go.
I believe in you guys.

659
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:34,866
Thanks, Mindy.

660
00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:38,635
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.
Patrick, Squidward and I--

661
00:26:38,636 --> 00:26:41,007
Pass.

662
00:26:42,007 --> 00:26:43,241
Er, uh, Patrick and I...
Hi.

663
00:26:44,241 --> 00:26:45,708
...are gonna get
that crown back

664
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:48,009
and save you
from Neptune's wrath.

665
00:26:48,010 --> 00:26:50,114
You've got nothing
to worry about.

666
00:26:50,115 --> 00:26:53,184
Your life is in our hands.

667
00:26:55,183 --> 00:26:57,152
Ohhhh...

668
00:26:57,153 --> 00:27:01,323
Patrick, let's go
get that crown.

669
00:27:01,324 --> 00:27:03,565
<i>( dashing, adventure theme
playing )</i>

670
00:27:09,564 --> 00:27:12,364
<i>( soft, pleasant music playing
over speakers )</i>

671
00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:14,938
<i>( adventure theme
resumes playing )</i>

672
00:27:15,938 --> 00:27:17,736
Feast your eyes, Patrick.

673
00:27:17,738 --> 00:27:19,241
What is it?

674
00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:22,274
The Patty Wagon.

675
00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:25,110
Mr. Krabs uses it
for promotional reasons.

676
00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:26,978
Let me show you
some of its features.

677
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:27,879
Sesame-seed finish,

678
00:27:28,248 --> 00:27:29,682
steel-belted pickles,

679
00:27:29,683 --> 00:27:31,184
grilled-leather interior.

680
00:27:31,185 --> 00:27:32,751
And under the hood...

681
00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:37,055
a fuel-injected French-fryer
with dual overhead grease traps.

682
00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:38,157
Wow.

683
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,861
Yeah, wow.

684
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:44,828
Hey, I thought you didn't
have a driver's license.

685
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:47,269
You don't need a license
to drive a sandwich.

686
00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:51,810
<i>( screeching )</i>

687
00:27:57,809 --> 00:28:03,712
<i>( in unison ):
Shell City, here we come!</i>

688
00:28:03,713 --> 00:28:06,015
<i>( dark, suspenseful theme
playing )</i>

689
00:28:06,016 --> 00:28:07,583
♪ Ding-a-ling ♪

690
00:28:07,585 --> 00:28:09,818
Hey there, old buddy.

691
00:28:09,819 --> 00:28:10,887
Freeze.

692
00:28:10,888 --> 00:28:12,454
<i>( laughs )</i>

693
00:28:12,455 --> 00:28:15,657
One secret formula to go,
please.

694
00:28:15,658 --> 00:28:19,193
No, no, don't trouble yourself.
I'll get it.

695
00:28:19,194 --> 00:28:21,363
<i>( clanking, clattering )</i>

696
00:28:21,364 --> 00:28:23,366
Well, I'd like to hang around,

697
00:28:23,367 --> 00:28:26,500
but I've got Krabby Patties
to make...

698
00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:28,269
...over at the Chum Bucket.

699
00:28:28,270 --> 00:28:32,072
Ha! Plan Z, I love ya!

700
00:28:32,073 --> 00:28:34,445
<i>( laughing )</i>

701
00:28:38,444 --> 00:28:41,514
<i>( in unison ):
♪ Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪</i>

702
00:28:41,515 --> 00:28:43,414
♪ You're a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪

703
00:28:43,415 --> 00:28:45,585
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers,
yeah ♪

704
00:28:45,586 --> 00:28:48,854
♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goober
Yeah ♪

705
00:28:48,855 --> 00:28:49,755
<i>( horn honks )</i>

706
00:28:51,257 --> 00:28:53,025
Fill her up, please.

707
00:28:53,026 --> 00:28:55,293
What'll it be, fellas?

708
00:28:55,294 --> 00:28:57,661
Mustard or ketchup?

709
00:28:57,662 --> 00:29:00,631
<i>( both laughing )</i>

710
00:29:00,632 --> 00:29:02,466
Are they laughing at us?

711
00:29:02,467 --> 00:29:05,670
No, Patrick,
they're laughing next to us.

712
00:29:06,670 --> 00:29:08,774
Where you two dumb kids
headed, anyway?

713
00:29:08,775 --> 00:29:10,940
Kids?
Now, Patrick.

714
00:29:10,941 --> 00:29:14,910
For your information,
we are not kids, we are men.

715
00:29:14,911 --> 00:29:16,211
And we're off to get

716
00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:18,480
King Neptune's crown
in Shell City.

717
00:29:18,481 --> 00:29:20,117
Shell City?!
Shell City?!

718
00:29:20,118 --> 00:29:25,286
Ain't that the place that's
guarded by a killer Cyclops?

719
00:29:25,287 --> 00:29:26,554
That's right.

720
00:29:26,555 --> 00:29:29,590
Lloyd, take off your hat
in respect.

721
00:29:29,591 --> 00:29:32,160
Respect for the dead!

722
00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:34,467
<i>( both laughing )</i>

723
00:29:38,466 --> 00:29:40,399
You two dipsticks
ain't gonna last

724
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,705
ten seconds
over the county line.

725
00:29:42,705 --> 00:29:45,475
Oh, yeah?
We'll see about that.

726
00:29:47,475 --> 00:29:48,775
Ee-yai!

727
00:29:48,776 --> 00:29:51,148
Out of the car, fellas.

728
00:29:54,147 --> 00:29:56,750
<i>( horn honks )</i>

729
00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,317
How many seconds was that?

730
00:29:58,318 --> 00:29:59,320
<i>( watch ticking )</i>

731
00:29:59,321 --> 00:30:01,386
Twelve.

732
00:30:01,387 --> 00:30:03,223
In your face!
In your face!

733
00:30:04,223 --> 00:30:07,127
<i>( both laughing )</i>

734
00:30:08,127 --> 00:30:11,397
SPONGEBOB: That's what
I'm talking about. Yeah.

735
00:30:11,398 --> 00:30:14,601
<i>Who's the kid now?
( air horn honks )</i>

736
00:30:15,601 --> 00:30:17,035
They're dead.

737
00:30:17,036 --> 00:30:19,671
<i>( both laughing )</i>

738
00:30:19,672 --> 00:30:21,573
<i>( air horn honks )</i>

739
00:30:21,574 --> 00:30:24,074
Perch Perkins here
with an incredible news flash.

740
00:30:24,074 --> 00:30:26,741
Plankton is selling Krabby
Patties at the Chum Bucket.

741
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:29,447
How is this possible?
Let's find out.

742
00:30:29,448 --> 00:30:31,148
<i>Step right up.</i>

743
00:30:31,149 --> 00:30:32,647
<i>Plenty for everybody.</i>

744
00:30:32,649 --> 00:30:33,682
Excuse me, Plankton.

745
00:30:33,683 --> 00:30:35,250
Perch Perkins,
Bikini Bottom News.

746
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:36,320
Can I get a minute?

747
00:30:36,321 --> 00:30:38,688
Anything for you, Perch.

748
00:30:38,690 --> 00:30:40,488
All of Bikini Bottom
wants to know,

749
00:30:40,489 --> 00:30:42,726
how did you get
the Krabby Patty?

750
00:30:42,727 --> 00:30:46,863
Well, Perch, before
my dear friend Eugene Krabs

751
00:30:46,864 --> 00:30:49,363
was frozen by King Neptune...

752
00:30:49,364 --> 00:30:50,631
<i>( sobs )</i>

753
00:30:50,632 --> 00:30:52,833
I'm sorry.

754
00:30:52,834 --> 00:30:54,238
He confided in me a secret wish.

755
00:30:55,238 --> 00:30:59,142
"Sell the Krabby Patty in
my absence at the Chum Bucket,"

756
00:30:59,143 --> 00:31:00,174
he said.

757
00:31:00,175 --> 00:31:02,642
"Don't let the flame die out!"

758
00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,848
<i>( sobbing )</i>

759
00:31:06,848 --> 00:31:08,313
By the way, act now and you get

760
00:31:08,314 --> 00:31:10,549
a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet
with every purchase.

761
00:31:10,550 --> 00:31:11,785
Here you go, Perch.

762
00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:12,685
Thanks.

763
00:31:12,686 --> 00:31:14,223
Bucket helmets for everyone!

764
00:31:16,223 --> 00:31:17,657
<i>( fish cheering )</i>

765
00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:19,561
- My helmet!
- Ooh!

766
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,061
<i>( giggles )</i>

767
00:31:22,062 --> 00:31:23,062
Ow!

768
00:31:23,063 --> 00:31:24,163
Karen, baby,

769
00:31:24,164 --> 00:31:25,331
I haven't felt this giddy

770
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:28,132
since the day you agreed
to be my wife.

771
00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:29,533
<i>I never agreed.</i>

772
00:31:29,534 --> 00:31:32,569
Evil Plan Z is
working perfectly.

773
00:31:32,570 --> 00:31:33,638
Nothing can stop me now.

774
00:31:34,239 --> 00:31:37,141
<i>Nothing except SpongeBob
and his pink friend.</i>

775
00:31:37,142 --> 00:31:42,146
<i>My sensors indicate that
they're going after the crown.</i>

776
00:31:42,147 --> 00:31:43,444
<i>If they make it back,</i>

777
00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:46,117
<i>Neptune might discover
some fingerprints.</i>

778
00:31:46,118 --> 00:31:48,751
<i>Tiny fingerprints.</i>

779
00:31:48,752 --> 00:31:51,687
<i>Stubby, tiny fingerprints.</i>

780
00:31:51,688 --> 00:31:54,823
Evil Plan Z
is way ahead of you, baby.

781
00:31:54,824 --> 00:31:58,626
I've already hired someone
to take care of those two.

782
00:31:58,627 --> 00:32:01,763
He's a vicious,
cold-blooded predator!

783
00:32:01,764 --> 00:32:04,513
<i>( menacing theme playing )</i>

784
00:32:18,513 --> 00:32:20,147
Sesame seed.

785
00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:21,913
ATTENDANT 1:
Hey, mister.

786
00:32:21,914 --> 00:32:24,152
Does that hat take ten gallons?

787
00:32:24,153 --> 00:32:26,432
<i>( both laughing )</i>

788
00:32:38,431 --> 00:32:41,066
<i>( twangy guitar theme playing )</i>

789
00:32:41,067 --> 00:32:44,437
SPONGEBOB: Ah! Whoo!
PATRICK: Whoo-hoo!

790
00:32:44,437 --> 00:32:47,471
Whoop-di-doody! Yeah. Yeah.
Going on.

791
00:32:47,472 --> 00:32:49,574
Moving on. Just--
Just keep going.

792
00:32:49,575 --> 00:32:53,245
Yup. Ah! Gotta get that crown.

793
00:32:53,246 --> 00:32:54,812
- Whoo!
- Whoo.

794
00:32:54,813 --> 00:32:56,647
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Oh, yeah.

795
00:32:56,648 --> 00:32:57,715
<i>( air hisses )</i>

796
00:32:57,716 --> 00:32:59,417
Whoo. All right.
All right.

797
00:32:59,418 --> 00:33:02,619
Yeah. Victory.

798
00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:04,186
Are we there yet?

799
00:33:04,187 --> 00:33:07,389
We must be close by now.

800
00:33:07,390 --> 00:33:09,125
Patrick, look.

801
00:33:09,126 --> 00:33:10,627
We're doing great!

802
00:33:10,628 --> 00:33:13,564
Shell City's only
five days away.

803
00:33:14,563 --> 00:33:16,965
PATRICK:
By car.

804
00:33:16,966 --> 00:33:17,867
Awww...

805
00:33:17,868 --> 00:33:20,168
I wish we still had our car.

806
00:33:20,168 --> 00:33:21,503
SpongeBob, look!

807
00:33:21,504 --> 00:33:23,105
Our car!

808
00:33:23,106 --> 00:33:24,640
- Ah!
- Ah!

809
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,707
<i>( gasps )</i>

810
00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:27,840
SPONGEBOB:
The key.

811
00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:29,378
Where do you think it is?

812
00:33:29,379 --> 00:33:30,580
<i>( screaming )</i>

813
00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:34,882
Ohhh...

814
00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:37,591
<i>( rowdy rock music blaring )</i>

815
00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:46,326
♪ I got no reason ♪

816
00:33:46,327 --> 00:33:49,128
♪ To be paranoid ♪

817
00:33:49,129 --> 00:33:51,529
SPONGEBOB: There it is, Pat.
The key!

818
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,564
Now, how are we gonna get it?

819
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,967
I know. Walk in
and ask him for it.

820
00:33:55,968 --> 00:33:57,035
THUG:
What are you looking at?

821
00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:59,469
<i>( punches landing,
glass shattering )</i>

822
00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:01,674
Patrick,
that's a terrible idea.

823
00:34:01,675 --> 00:34:03,040
Sorry.

824
00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:03,908
Mmm. I know.

825
00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:05,741
I'll go in and create
a distraction,

826
00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:06,642
and you get the key.

827
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:08,313
Ooh! Ooh! Wait.

828
00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:10,081
I wanna do the distraction.

829
00:34:10,082 --> 00:34:11,581
Uh... Okay.

830
00:34:11,582 --> 00:34:15,419
I guess it really doesn't matter
who does the distraction.

831
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,487
THUG: You see me walking back--?

832
00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:21,058
♪ You smile like a tiger shark ♪

833
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,226
♪ Now I'm gonna do you in ♪

834
00:34:23,226 --> 00:34:24,060
Ahem!

835
00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:27,536
Can I have
everybody's attention?

836
00:34:33,535 --> 00:34:35,438
I have to use the bathroom.

837
00:34:35,439 --> 00:34:37,439
It's, uh...

838
00:34:37,439 --> 00:34:39,175
right over there.

839
00:34:40,175 --> 00:34:42,545
<i>( chuckling ):
Heh! Stupid contacts.</i>

840
00:34:42,546 --> 00:34:45,445
Oh, there it is.
I better go wash it off.

841
00:34:45,446 --> 00:34:46,545
<i>( liquid splashing )</i>

842
00:34:46,546 --> 00:34:48,380
Patrick. You call that
a distraction?

843
00:34:48,381 --> 00:34:49,215
<i>( toilet flushes )</i>

844
00:34:49,216 --> 00:34:50,949
Well, I had to go
to the bathroom.

845
00:34:50,950 --> 00:34:53,221
Well, I got my hands dirty
for nothing.

846
00:34:54,221 --> 00:34:55,021
Huh?

847
00:34:55,022 --> 00:34:57,456
Patrick, check it out.

848
00:34:57,457 --> 00:34:58,959
Ooh!

849
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,726
Hooray!
Hooray!

850
00:35:00,727 --> 00:35:02,696
Bubble party!
Bubble party!

851
00:35:02,697 --> 00:35:04,697
<i>( both laughing )</i>

852
00:35:04,698 --> 00:35:06,200
<i>( light, fanciful theme
playing )</i>

853
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,338
<i>( honking )
Yangh, yangh, yangh!</i>

854
00:35:11,338 --> 00:35:13,780
<i>( both giggling )</i>

855
00:35:19,779 --> 00:35:21,011
VICTOR:
Hey!

856
00:35:21,012 --> 00:35:23,984
Who blew this bubble?

857
00:35:25,984 --> 00:35:27,383
You all know the rules!

858
00:35:27,384 --> 00:35:31,155
ALL: All bubble-blowing babies
will be beaten senseless

859
00:35:31,156 --> 00:35:35,457
by every able-bodied patron
in the bar.

860
00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:36,593
That's right!

861
00:35:36,594 --> 00:35:37,861
So who blew it?

862
00:35:37,862 --> 00:35:39,863
<i>( popping )</i>

863
00:35:39,864 --> 00:35:43,364
So... nobody knows.

864
00:35:43,365 --> 00:35:45,335
- Maybe it was--
- Shut up!

865
00:35:45,336 --> 00:35:48,804
Somebody in here
ain't a real man.

866
00:35:48,805 --> 00:35:51,106
You! We're on a baby hunt.

867
00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:55,577
And don't think we don't know
how to weed 'em out.

868
00:35:55,578 --> 00:35:58,081
Now, everybody line up!

869
00:35:59,081 --> 00:35:59,981
DJ!

870
00:35:59,982 --> 00:36:03,786
Time for the test.

871
00:36:04,786 --> 00:36:06,354
<i>( "Goofy Goober Theme Song"
playing )</i>

872
00:36:06,355 --> 00:36:10,356
No baby can resist
singing along to this.

873
00:36:10,357 --> 00:36:14,226
SpongeBob, it's
the "Goofy Goober Theme Song".

874
00:36:14,227 --> 00:36:15,862
I know.

875
00:36:15,863 --> 00:36:18,697
<i>♪ Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober,
yeah ♪</i>

876
00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:20,899
<i>♪ You're a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪</i>

877
00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:23,669
<i>♪ We're all Goofy Goobers,
yeah ♪</i>

878
00:36:23,670 --> 00:36:25,405
<i>♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goober
Yeah ♪</i>

879
00:36:25,406 --> 00:36:26,439
<i>( coughs )</i>

880
00:36:26,439 --> 00:36:27,874
It was you!
You're the baby!

881
00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:31,011
No, no! I only coughed,
I swear.

882
00:36:32,011 --> 00:36:32,811
DJ!

883
00:36:32,812 --> 00:36:34,678
Turn it up louder!

884
00:36:34,679 --> 00:36:35,546
Phew!

885
00:36:35,547 --> 00:36:36,848
<i>♪ You're a Goofy Goober... ♪</i>

886
00:36:36,849 --> 00:36:39,950
Don't sing along, Patrick.

887
00:36:39,951 --> 00:36:41,221
I'm trying.

888
00:36:42,221 --> 00:36:45,922
Trying so hard.

889
00:36:45,923 --> 00:36:48,525
♪ I'm a Goofy Goober ♪

890
00:36:48,526 --> 00:36:50,293
♪ Yeah ♪

891
00:36:50,294 --> 00:36:54,431
♪ You're a Goofy Goober Yeah ♪

892
00:36:54,432 --> 00:36:59,836
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers,
yeah ♪

893
00:36:59,837 --> 00:37:02,636
VOICES: ♪ Goofy-goofy,
goober-goobers Yeah ♪

894
00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:04,272
<i>( record needle scratches )</i>

895
00:37:04,273 --> 00:37:05,540
<i>( laughs )</i>

896
00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:08,878
Well, well, well.

897
00:37:08,879 --> 00:37:10,910
Which one of you babies was it?

898
00:37:10,911 --> 00:37:12,680
It was him. Uh...
It was him. Uh...

899
00:37:12,681 --> 00:37:13,948
He did it.
He did it.

900
00:37:13,949 --> 00:37:15,982
<i>( in unison ):
I've never even eaten at--</i>

901
00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:17,719
♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goobers
Yeah ♪

902
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:19,887
Well...

903
00:37:19,888 --> 00:37:23,457
looks like we got ourselves
a double baby.

904
00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:24,291
<i>( all crack knuckles )</i>

905
00:37:24,292 --> 00:37:27,894
<i>( wild, rowdy theme playing )</i>

906
00:37:27,895 --> 00:37:29,929
Man, that was a close call.

907
00:37:29,930 --> 00:37:31,864
Guess what I got.

908
00:37:31,865 --> 00:37:33,500
The key!

909
00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:34,638
Shhh.

910
00:37:37,637 --> 00:37:40,873
<i>( crows like rooster )</i>

911
00:37:40,874 --> 00:37:43,710
<i>( simple, playful theme
playing )</i>

912
00:37:43,711 --> 00:37:45,277
Too bad SpongeBob's not here

913
00:37:45,278 --> 00:37:48,747
to enjoy SpongeBob
not being here.

914
00:37:48,748 --> 00:37:50,317
<i>( laughs )</i>

915
00:37:51,317 --> 00:37:53,785
♪ Da-da-da-dee, da-doo-boo ♪

916
00:37:53,786 --> 00:37:55,019
♪ Da-doo-boo ♪

917
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:57,854
♪ La-da-dee-doo,
da-dee-doo-doo ♪

918
00:37:57,855 --> 00:37:59,123
Morning.

919
00:37:59,124 --> 00:38:02,658
Some people have
no taste in headgear.

920
00:38:02,659 --> 00:38:03,760
Gah gah! Goo goo!

921
00:38:03,761 --> 00:38:04,661
Huh?

922
00:38:04,662 --> 00:38:06,530
Da-doo, da-doo.

923
00:38:06,531 --> 00:38:08,400
Babies too?

924
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,467
Excuse me, miss,

925
00:38:10,468 --> 00:38:15,037
but where is everybody
getting that horrid headwear?

926
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:16,539
Who said that?

927
00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:17,440
Down here.

928
00:38:17,441 --> 00:38:20,040
Oh. Well, I got it
at the Chum Bucket.

929
00:38:20,041 --> 00:38:22,779
Plankton's giving them away free
with every Krabby Patty.

930
00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:24,279
Chum Bucket?

931
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,314
Free?

932
00:38:25,315 --> 00:38:26,380
Krabby Patty?

933
00:38:26,381 --> 00:38:27,782
Plankton?

934
00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:28,682
Giving?

935
00:38:29,184 --> 00:38:30,084
With?

936
00:38:30,184 --> 00:38:33,420
<i>( fish conversing
indistinctly )</i>

937
00:38:33,421 --> 00:38:34,422
So...

938
00:38:34,423 --> 00:38:37,490
You're selling Krabby Patties,
eh, Plankton?

939
00:38:37,492 --> 00:38:39,992
That's right, Squidward.

940
00:38:39,993 --> 00:38:43,696
And there's a free bucket helmet
with every purchase.

941
00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:45,164
Care for one?

942
00:38:45,165 --> 00:38:46,364
No.

943
00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:49,136
You may have hoodwinked everyone
else in this backwater town,

944
00:38:49,137 --> 00:38:50,770
but you can't fool me.

945
00:38:50,771 --> 00:38:54,273
I listen to public radio.

946
00:38:54,274 --> 00:38:55,675
And what's that
supposed to mean?

947
00:38:55,676 --> 00:38:57,908
It means you set up Mr. Krabs.

948
00:38:57,909 --> 00:39:00,376
You stole the crown
so Neptune would freeze him

949
00:39:00,377 --> 00:39:02,915
and you could finally get
your stubby little paws

950
00:39:02,916 --> 00:39:04,883
on the Krabby Patty formula.

951
00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:06,186
It was you all along.

952
00:39:07,186 --> 00:39:10,254
But you made one fatal mistake.

953
00:39:10,255 --> 00:39:12,755
You messed with my paycheck.

954
00:39:12,756 --> 00:39:14,122
And I'm gonna report you

955
00:39:14,123 --> 00:39:16,493
to the highest authority
in the land,

956
00:39:16,494 --> 00:39:18,161
King Neptune!

957
00:39:18,162 --> 00:39:21,498
We'll see about that,
Inspector Looselips.

958
00:39:21,499 --> 00:39:22,699
<i>( laughs )</i>

959
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:25,803
<i>Now activating helmet
brain-control devices.</i>

960
00:39:25,803 --> 00:39:27,505
<i>- ( beeping )
- Huh?</i>

961
00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:32,010
<i>( beeping )</i>

962
00:39:34,009 --> 00:39:36,153
What?

963
00:39:44,153 --> 00:39:47,623
<i>ALL ( droning ):
All hail Plankton.</i>

964
00:39:47,623 --> 00:39:48,655
What's going on here?

965
00:39:48,656 --> 00:39:49,724
All hail Plankton.

966
00:39:49,725 --> 00:39:51,892
Seize him, slaves!

967
00:39:51,893 --> 00:39:55,561
DRONES:
All hail Plankton.

968
00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:57,431
I'm getting out of here!

969
00:39:57,432 --> 00:39:58,631
Ahhh!

970
00:39:58,632 --> 00:40:01,934
All hail Plankton.

971
00:40:01,935 --> 00:40:03,902
All hail Plankton.

972
00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:05,704
<i>( shrieks )</i>

973
00:40:05,705 --> 00:40:06,904
<i>( chuckles )</i>

974
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,175
Who can stop me now?

975
00:40:09,175 --> 00:40:10,976
<i>( Plankton laughing )</i>

976
00:40:10,977 --> 00:40:12,179
Who?!

977
00:40:13,179 --> 00:40:15,851
<i>( both laughing )</i>

978
00:40:17,851 --> 00:40:20,451
Oh, gee. Come on, Pat,
one more time.

979
00:40:20,452 --> 00:40:21,420
Okay.

980
00:40:21,421 --> 00:40:23,386
<i>( gruffly ):
We're on a baby hunt.</i>

981
00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:26,355
And don't think we don't know
how to weeeeeed 'em out.

982
00:40:26,355 --> 00:40:27,256
<i>( both laughing )</i>

983
00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:31,997
<i>( ominous theme playing )</i>

984
00:40:33,997 --> 00:40:35,598
"Weed them out."

985
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:36,499
<i>( both laughing )</i>

986
00:40:37,169 --> 00:40:38,869
What a jerk.

987
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:41,440
<i>( both laughing )</i>

988
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,307
Whoa!

989
00:40:44,308 --> 00:40:46,944
The road's getting
kind of bumpy here.

990
00:40:47,944 --> 00:40:49,277
You know, SpongeBob,

991
00:40:49,278 --> 00:40:51,180
there's a lesson to be learned
from all of this.

992
00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:53,683
What's that, Patrick?

993
00:40:53,684 --> 00:40:57,918
A bubble-blowing double baby
doesn't belong out here...

994
00:40:57,919 --> 00:40:59,820
in man's country.

995
00:40:59,821 --> 00:41:01,790
Yeah. Wait.

996
00:41:01,791 --> 00:41:03,258
We blew that bubble.

997
00:41:03,258 --> 00:41:07,828
Doesn't that make us
a bubble-blowing double baby?

998
00:41:07,829 --> 00:41:10,065
Hey, look, free ice cream!

999
00:41:10,066 --> 00:41:11,765
Wheeee!
Wheeee!

1000
00:41:11,766 --> 00:41:13,801
Oh, boy!

1001
00:41:13,802 --> 00:41:15,873
<i>( giggling )</i>

1002
00:41:19,873 --> 00:41:22,909
How ya doin'?

1003
00:41:22,910 --> 00:41:24,577
Wait a minute.

1004
00:41:24,578 --> 00:41:25,945
Wait a minute!

1005
00:41:25,946 --> 00:41:28,347
SpongeBob!

1006
00:41:28,348 --> 00:41:29,214
Yeah?

1007
00:41:29,216 --> 00:41:31,750
Make mine a chocolate!

1008
00:41:31,751 --> 00:41:33,951
Got you covered.
Two, please.

1009
00:41:33,952 --> 00:41:35,720
Certainly.

1010
00:41:35,722 --> 00:41:37,554
You kids enjoy.

1011
00:41:37,556 --> 00:41:40,357
Actually, we're men,
lady, but thanks.

1012
00:41:40,357 --> 00:41:42,226
Okay, Patrick, let's...

1013
00:41:42,228 --> 00:41:45,129
You can let go now.
I said, let go, please.

1014
00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:46,130
Ugh!

1015
00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:47,764
Yuck!

1016
00:41:47,765 --> 00:41:50,734
What is this?

1017
00:41:50,735 --> 00:41:52,207
<i>( rumbling )</i>

1018
00:41:55,206 --> 00:41:57,443
What kind of old lady are you?

1019
00:41:59,442 --> 00:42:01,044
Ewwwww...

1020
00:42:01,045 --> 00:42:02,682
Huh?

1021
00:42:05,681 --> 00:42:06,716
Ahh!

1022
00:42:06,716 --> 00:42:07,953
<i>( roars )</i>

1023
00:42:10,953 --> 00:42:13,421
Ahhh!

1024
00:42:13,422 --> 00:42:14,960
Oh.

1025
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,762
Ahhh!

1026
00:42:19,762 --> 00:42:21,231
Ahhh!

1027
00:42:23,231 --> 00:42:24,998
Did you get the ice cream?

1028
00:42:24,999 --> 00:42:26,201
<i>( roars )</i>

1029
00:42:27,201 --> 00:42:29,874
Step on it, Patrick!

1030
00:42:31,873 --> 00:42:35,551
<i>( both yelling )</i>

1031
00:42:43,550 --> 00:42:46,087
Hmmm...

1032
00:42:48,087 --> 00:42:50,854
<i>( both laughing )</i>

1033
00:42:50,855 --> 00:42:52,055
VICTOR:
Hey!

1034
00:42:52,057 --> 00:42:54,959
You may not know it, cowboy,

1035
00:42:54,960 --> 00:43:00,097
but we got a rule around here
about blowing bubbles.

1036
00:43:00,098 --> 00:43:02,399
ALL:
All bubble-blowing babies

1037
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,869
will be beaten
senseless by--

1038
00:43:05,870 --> 00:43:07,771
...every able-bodied...

1039
00:43:07,772 --> 00:43:08,939
<i>( Victor screaming )</i>

1040
00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:10,214
...in bar...

1041
00:43:16,213 --> 00:43:17,217
<i>( engine revs )</i>

1042
00:43:20,217 --> 00:43:22,550
<i>( both screaming )</i>

1043
00:43:22,551 --> 00:43:25,053
<i>( roaring )</i>

1044
00:43:25,054 --> 00:43:28,824
Come on, kiddies,
have some ice cream.

1045
00:43:28,825 --> 00:43:30,624
- Ahhh!
- Ahhh!

1046
00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:34,595
I'll let you pet
Mr. Whiskers.

1047
00:43:34,596 --> 00:43:36,297
Meow.

1048
00:43:36,298 --> 00:43:37,898
Ahhh!
Ahhh!

1049
00:43:37,899 --> 00:43:40,586
Jump for it, Patrick!

1050
00:43:58,585 --> 00:44:01,488
<i>( twangy guitar theme playing )</i>

1051
00:44:03,488 --> 00:44:06,391
Well, we lost our car again.

1052
00:44:06,392 --> 00:44:09,428
Well, never mind the car,
where's the road?

1053
00:44:09,429 --> 00:44:12,396
<i>( echoing ):
Road... Road... Road...</i>

1054
00:44:12,397 --> 00:44:14,999
Road. Road. Road.

1055
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,200
Road. R--

1056
00:44:16,201 --> 00:44:17,934
Sorry.

1057
00:44:17,935 --> 00:44:19,071
There's the road.

1058
00:44:19,072 --> 00:44:21,771
On the other side of this...

1059
00:44:21,772 --> 00:44:24,309
...deep... dark...

1060
00:44:25,309 --> 00:44:27,211
...dangerous...

1061
00:44:28,211 --> 00:44:29,712
Hazardous.

1062
00:44:29,713 --> 00:44:30,846
...hazardous...

1063
00:44:30,847 --> 00:44:31,914
<i>( growls )</i>

1064
00:44:31,915 --> 00:44:33,381
Monster-infested.

1065
00:44:33,382 --> 00:44:35,850
Yeah, monster-infested...

1066
00:44:35,851 --> 00:44:37,019
<i>( gulp )</i>

1067
00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:37,987
...trench.

1068
00:44:37,988 --> 00:44:39,456
Hey, SpongeBob, look!

1069
00:44:39,457 --> 00:44:42,727
Here's the way down.

1070
00:44:45,727 --> 00:44:48,497
Well, we're not gonna get
the crown standing here.

1071
00:44:48,498 --> 00:44:50,130
On to Shell City.

1072
00:44:50,131 --> 00:44:51,167
<i>( snarls )</i>

1073
00:44:52,167 --> 00:44:53,201
Hey?

1074
00:44:53,202 --> 00:44:55,637
<i>( roars )</i>

1075
00:44:56,637 --> 00:44:58,939
<i>( roaring )</i>

1076
00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:01,107
Hey, look, it's making noise.

1077
00:45:01,108 --> 00:45:02,478
SpongeBob?

1078
00:45:04,478 --> 00:45:06,244
Hey, where are you going?

1079
00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:07,647
I'm going home, Patrick.

1080
00:45:07,648 --> 00:45:09,782
But what about Mr. Krabs?

1081
00:45:09,784 --> 00:45:10,882
What about us?

1082
00:45:10,884 --> 00:45:13,317
We'll never survive
in that trench!

1083
00:45:13,318 --> 00:45:16,188
You said it yourself,
this is man's country.

1084
00:45:16,189 --> 00:45:19,791
And let's face it, Pat.
We're just...

1085
00:45:19,792 --> 00:45:20,793
...kids.

1086
00:45:20,794 --> 00:45:22,294
We're not kids.

1087
00:45:22,295 --> 00:45:24,361
Open your eyes, Patrick!

1088
00:45:24,362 --> 00:45:26,897
We blow bubbles,
we eat ice cream.

1089
00:45:26,898 --> 00:45:30,435
We worship a dancing peanut,
for corn's sake!

1090
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,536
We don't belong out here!

1091
00:45:32,537 --> 00:45:35,639
We do not worship him.

1092
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,873
Patrick, you've been wearing

1093
00:45:36,874 --> 00:45:39,074
the same Goofy Goober
Peanut Party underpants

1094
00:45:39,075 --> 00:45:40,312
for three years straight.

1095
00:45:40,313 --> 00:45:42,312
What do you call that?

1096
00:45:42,314 --> 00:45:43,779
Worship?

1097
00:45:43,781 --> 00:45:47,683
Oh, you're right, SpongeBob.
We are kids!

1098
00:45:47,684 --> 00:45:49,621
<i>( sobbing )</i>

1099
00:45:52,622 --> 00:45:54,555
Oof!

1100
00:45:54,556 --> 00:45:56,391
Pull your pants up, Patrick.

1101
00:45:56,392 --> 00:45:57,693
We're going home.

1102
00:45:57,694 --> 00:45:59,429
MINDY:
But you can't go home.

1103
00:45:59,430 --> 00:46:00,628
<i>( both neigh )</i>

1104
00:46:00,629 --> 00:46:01,396
Mindy!

1105
00:46:01,397 --> 00:46:02,898
Mindy?

1106
00:46:02,899 --> 00:46:04,231
<i>( grunting )</i>

1107
00:46:04,232 --> 00:46:05,299
<i>( whimpers )</i>

1108
00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:06,733
How much did you hear?

1109
00:46:06,734 --> 00:46:07,667
I heard enough.

1110
00:46:07,668 --> 00:46:09,236
Did you see my underwear?

1111
00:46:09,237 --> 00:46:10,503
No, Patrick.

1112
00:46:10,504 --> 00:46:11,672
Did you want to?

1113
00:46:11,673 --> 00:46:13,073
Look, guys, you may be kids,

1114
00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:15,709
but you're the only ones left
who can get that crown.

1115
00:46:15,710 --> 00:46:17,711
What do you mean,
the only ones left?

1116
00:46:17,712 --> 00:46:21,415
Things have gotten a lot worse
since you left Bikini Bottom.

1117
00:46:21,416 --> 00:46:25,016
Or should I say Planktopolis.

1118
00:46:25,018 --> 00:46:28,020
<i>ALL ( droning ):
All hail Plankton.</i>

1119
00:46:28,021 --> 00:46:29,320
No resting!

1120
00:46:29,321 --> 00:46:32,123
This monument
celebrating my glory

1121
00:46:32,124 --> 00:46:33,926
isn't gonna build itself.

1122
00:46:33,927 --> 00:46:35,494
Move faster!

1123
00:46:35,495 --> 00:46:37,896
Oh, my gosh!
Patrick, look!

1124
00:46:37,897 --> 00:46:41,299
Plankton's turned everyone
we know into slaves.

1125
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:43,634
<i>Squidward.</i>

1126
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,002
<i>Sandy.</i>

1127
00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:46,369
<i>Mrs. Puff.</i>

1128
00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:47,471
<i>( gasps )</i>

1129
00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:48,939
<i>Even Gary.</i>

1130
00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:50,840
Meow, Plankton.

1131
00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:52,202
Can't your father do something?

1132
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:57,649
<i>MINDY: My father's too distracted
by his bald spot to do anything.</i>

1133
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,717
Squire, will you hurry.

1134
00:47:00,718 --> 00:47:01,784
Aghhhh!

1135
00:47:01,785 --> 00:47:03,353
<i>Ahh! Ah!</i>

1136
00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:05,821
So you see, you can't quit.

1137
00:47:05,822 --> 00:47:08,657
The fate of Bikini Bottom
rests in your hands.

1138
00:47:08,658 --> 00:47:10,426
But-- But we're just--

1139
00:47:10,427 --> 00:47:12,192
Hey. It doesn't matter
if you're kids.

1140
00:47:12,193 --> 00:47:14,394
And what's so wrong with
being a kid, anyway? Kids rule!

1141
00:47:15,164 --> 00:47:17,832
You don't need to be a man
to do this.

1142
00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:20,501
You just gotta believe
in yourself.

1143
00:47:20,502 --> 00:47:23,573
You just gotta believe!

1144
00:47:24,572 --> 00:47:25,839
I believe.

1145
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,107
That's the spirit.

1146
00:47:27,108 --> 00:47:28,775
I believe that

1147
00:47:28,776 --> 00:47:31,146
everybody I know is a goner!

1148
00:47:32,146 --> 00:47:34,348
<i>( both sobbing )</i>

1149
00:47:34,349 --> 00:47:36,085
Come on, guys.

1150
00:47:38,085 --> 00:47:39,321
Guys.

1151
00:47:41,321 --> 00:47:42,391
Guys?

1152
00:47:45,391 --> 00:47:46,325
Ew.

1153
00:47:46,326 --> 00:47:48,124
<i>NARRATOR:
Meanwhile...</i>

1154
00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:49,463
<i>( motorcycle approaching )</i>

1155
00:47:51,463 --> 00:47:54,934
<i>( dark, menacing
theme playing )</i>

1156
00:47:55,934 --> 00:47:58,402
<i>( chuckles )</i>

1157
00:47:58,403 --> 00:47:59,440
<i>( laughs )</i>

1158
00:48:01,441 --> 00:48:02,406
<i>( whimpering )</i>

1159
00:48:02,407 --> 00:48:03,307
Guys?

1160
00:48:07,145 --> 00:48:08,845
Oh, boy.

1161
00:48:08,846 --> 00:48:09,979
Hmmm.

1162
00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:11,480
Think, Mindy, think.

1163
00:48:11,481 --> 00:48:13,549
<i>( gasps )</i>

1164
00:48:13,550 --> 00:48:15,153
Yup, I guess you're right.

1165
00:48:17,153 --> 00:48:20,591
A couple of kids could never
survive this journey.

1166
00:48:21,591 --> 00:48:23,024
<i>( both whimpering )</i>

1167
00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:27,565
That's why I guess I'll just
have to turn you into men.

1168
00:48:28,565 --> 00:48:32,033
You can do that?
How?

1169
00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:34,903
With my mermaid magic.

1170
00:48:34,903 --> 00:48:36,071
<i>( both whinny )</i>

1171
00:48:36,072 --> 00:48:37,105
Shh.

1172
00:48:37,106 --> 00:48:38,605
Did you hear that, Patrick?

1173
00:48:38,606 --> 00:48:41,843
She'll use her mermaid magic
to turn us into men!

1174
00:48:41,844 --> 00:48:43,510
- Hooray!
- Hooray!

1175
00:48:43,511 --> 00:48:45,072
<i>( in unison ):
We're gonna be men!</i>

1176
00:48:45,147 --> 00:48:46,346
We're gonna be men!

1177
00:48:46,347 --> 00:48:47,646
We're gonna be men!

1178
00:48:47,647 --> 00:48:49,618
Good. Now, let's get started.

1179
00:48:49,619 --> 00:48:51,118
Close your eyes.

1180
00:48:51,119 --> 00:48:52,218
Are we men yet?

1181
00:48:52,219 --> 00:48:53,452
Not yet.

1182
00:48:53,453 --> 00:48:55,288
Uh, spin around three times.

1183
00:48:55,289 --> 00:48:57,624
I think it's working.

1184
00:48:57,625 --> 00:49:00,726
Good. Now, keep your eyes shut.

1185
00:49:00,727 --> 00:49:03,229
With my mermaid's magic...

1186
00:49:03,230 --> 00:49:04,464
<i>( both squealing )</i>

1187
00:49:04,465 --> 00:49:06,231
...and my one tailfin...

1188
00:49:06,232 --> 00:49:07,199
Gah-ah-ha!

1189
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,567
...I command the two of you
to turn into men!

1190
00:49:10,568 --> 00:49:13,039
Open your eyes.

1191
00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:16,940
Huh. I don't feel any--

1192
00:49:16,941 --> 00:49:20,477
Oh, my gosh, Patrick,
you have a mustache!

1193
00:49:20,478 --> 00:49:21,845
So do you!

1194
00:49:21,846 --> 00:49:23,213
Ohhh...

1195
00:49:23,214 --> 00:49:24,114
- Ohhh...
- Ohhh...

1196
00:49:24,115 --> 00:49:25,615
- Ohhh!
- Ohhh!

1197
00:49:25,616 --> 00:49:29,353
So now that you're men,
can you make it to Shell City?

1198
00:49:29,354 --> 00:49:31,856
<i>( both gushing )</i>

1199
00:49:32,856 --> 00:49:34,456
Guys.
BOTH: Yeah?

1200
00:49:34,457 --> 00:49:38,325
I said, now that you're men,
can you make it to Shell City?

1201
00:49:38,326 --> 00:49:39,593
Heck, yeah!
Heck, yeah!

1202
00:49:39,594 --> 00:49:41,197
Are men afraid of anything?

1203
00:49:41,198 --> 00:49:43,365
- Heck, no!
- Heck, no!

1204
00:49:43,366 --> 00:49:46,402
<i>( in unison ):
Because we're invincible!</i>

1205
00:49:46,403 --> 00:49:47,369
Yeah!

1206
00:49:47,370 --> 00:49:48,336
Whoo-hoo!

1207
00:49:48,337 --> 00:49:51,005
I never said that.

1208
00:49:51,006 --> 00:49:52,172
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1209
00:49:52,173 --> 00:49:53,241
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1210
00:49:53,242 --> 00:49:54,674
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1211
00:49:54,675 --> 00:49:55,744
- Yeah!
- Ha-ha!

1212
00:49:55,745 --> 00:49:57,311
Yeah!
Yeah!

1213
00:49:57,312 --> 00:49:58,446
- Yeah!
- Hoo!

1214
00:49:58,447 --> 00:50:00,014
Yeah.

1215
00:50:00,015 --> 00:50:01,717
Yeah.

1216
00:50:03,718 --> 00:50:06,253
- Uh, Patrick?
- Yeah, buddy?

1217
00:50:06,254 --> 00:50:09,524
Why did we jump over the edge
instead of taking the stairs?

1218
00:50:09,525 --> 00:50:11,457
Becau-- Uh...

1219
00:50:11,458 --> 00:50:12,892
Well...

1220
00:50:12,893 --> 00:50:14,297
Huh.

1221
00:50:16,296 --> 00:50:18,535
<i>( both screaming )</i>

1222
00:50:22,536 --> 00:50:24,705
<i>( wailing )</i>

1223
00:50:25,705 --> 00:50:27,172
Patrick!
Huh?

1224
00:50:27,173 --> 00:50:28,004
Are we dead?

1225
00:50:28,005 --> 00:50:30,342
No. Far from it,
my friend.

1226
00:50:30,343 --> 00:50:33,510
We're safe and sound
at the bottom of this trench.

1227
00:50:33,511 --> 00:50:35,751
<i>( creatures roaring,
claws clacking )</i>

1228
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,720
The mustaches worked!

1229
00:50:42,721 --> 00:50:44,689
Do you know what that means?

1230
00:50:44,690 --> 00:50:46,655
<i>We are invincible!</i>

1231
00:50:46,656 --> 00:50:49,927
<i>( flamboyant march
starts playing )</i>

1232
00:50:50,927 --> 00:50:52,829
<i>( in unison ):
♪ Now that we're men ♪</i>

1233
00:50:52,830 --> 00:50:56,166
♪ We can do anything
Now that we're men ♪

1234
00:50:56,167 --> 00:51:00,069
♪ We are invincible
Now that we're men ♪

1235
00:51:00,070 --> 00:51:02,071
♪ We'll go to Shell City ♪

1236
00:51:02,072 --> 00:51:05,740
♪ Get the crown, save the town
And Mr. Krabs ♪

1237
00:51:05,741 --> 00:51:07,608
♪ Now that we're men ♪

1238
00:51:07,609 --> 00:51:09,744
♪ We have facial hair ♪

1239
00:51:09,745 --> 00:51:11,445
♪ Now that we're men ♪

1240
00:51:11,446 --> 00:51:13,547
♪ I change my underwear ♪

1241
00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:15,016
♪ Now that we're men ♪

1242
00:51:15,017 --> 00:51:17,016
♪ We've got a manly flair ♪

1243
00:51:17,017 --> 00:51:19,253
♪ We've got the stuff
We're tough enough ♪

1244
00:51:19,255 --> 00:51:20,786
♪ To save the day ♪

1245
00:51:20,787 --> 00:51:23,756
♪ We never had a chance
When we were kids ♪

1246
00:51:23,757 --> 00:51:24,656
♪ No! No! No! ♪

1247
00:51:25,126 --> 00:51:27,594
♪ But take a look at what
The mermaid did ♪

1248
00:51:27,596 --> 00:51:29,263
♪ Ha! Ha! Ha! ♪

1249
00:51:29,264 --> 00:51:32,365
<i>( interlude playing )</i>

1250
00:51:32,366 --> 00:51:33,466
<i>( growls )</i>

1251
00:51:33,467 --> 00:51:35,300
<i>( smacking )</i>

1252
00:51:35,301 --> 00:51:36,273
<i>( smacking )</i>

1253
00:51:40,273 --> 00:51:42,586
Yeah, go, Pat.

1254
00:51:53,585 --> 00:51:54,953
Uh-huh.

1255
00:51:55,953 --> 00:51:57,552
Uh-huh.

1256
00:51:57,553 --> 00:51:59,554
Oh, yeah.

1257
00:51:59,555 --> 00:52:01,126
Yeah, go, SpongeBob.

1258
00:52:02,126 --> 00:52:03,559
Ahhh!

1259
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,594
MONSTERS:
Hooray!

1260
00:52:05,595 --> 00:52:07,230
♪ Now that they're men ♪

1261
00:52:07,231 --> 00:52:09,666
♪ We can't bother them ♪

1262
00:52:09,667 --> 00:52:11,366
♪ Now that they're men ♪

1263
00:52:11,367 --> 00:52:13,467
♪ They have become our friends ♪

1264
00:52:13,468 --> 00:52:14,869
♪ Now that they're men ♪

1265
00:52:14,870 --> 00:52:16,704
♪ There'll be a happy end ♪

1266
00:52:16,705 --> 00:52:18,773
♪ They'll pass the test
And finish the quest ♪

1267
00:52:18,774 --> 00:52:19,674
♪ For the crown ♪

1268
00:52:20,108 --> 00:52:21,511
♪ They'll pass the test ♪

1269
00:52:21,512 --> 00:52:22,611
<i>( smacking )</i>

1270
00:52:22,612 --> 00:52:24,077
♪ And finish the quest ♪

1271
00:52:24,078 --> 00:52:26,245
♪ They'll pass the test
And finish the quest ♪

1272
00:52:26,247 --> 00:52:27,146
♪ For the crown ♪

1273
00:52:28,116 --> 00:52:29,316
ALL:
Yay!

1274
00:52:29,317 --> 00:52:31,519
"Shell City,
dead ahead."

1275
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:32,786
We did it, Pat!

1276
00:52:32,787 --> 00:52:34,154
We made it past everything!

1277
00:52:34,155 --> 00:52:36,522
Even the hideous,
disgusting monsters.

1278
00:52:36,523 --> 00:52:37,422
MONSTERS:
Huh?

1279
00:52:38,124 --> 00:52:41,160
Awww...

1280
00:52:41,161 --> 00:52:42,861
Uh, not you guys.

1281
00:52:42,862 --> 00:52:44,262
You guys are awesome!

1282
00:52:44,263 --> 00:52:47,031
Well, Patrick, we should be
there in one more verse.

1283
00:52:47,032 --> 00:52:49,102
<i>( in unison ):
♪ Now that we're men-- ♪</i>

1284
00:52:49,103 --> 00:52:49,834
Finally.

1285
00:52:49,835 --> 00:52:51,970
<i>( knuckles cracking )</i>

1286
00:52:51,971 --> 00:52:54,774
I got you
right where I want you.

1287
00:52:55,774 --> 00:52:57,842
Uh, can I help you
with something, sir?

1288
00:52:57,843 --> 00:52:59,643
Name's Dennis.

1289
00:52:59,644 --> 00:53:02,245
I've been hired
to exterminate you.

1290
00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:06,521
You're gonna...
exterminate us?

1291
00:53:09,521 --> 00:53:11,202
<i>( both laughing )</i>

1292
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,533
<i>( both sigh )</i>

1293
00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:25,835
Listen, junior,

1294
00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:28,503
you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today,

1295
00:53:28,504 --> 00:53:30,938
so I'm gonna let you off
with a warning.

1296
00:53:30,940 --> 00:53:33,042
Step aside,
and you won't have to feel

1297
00:53:33,044 --> 00:53:35,810
the awesome wrath
of our mustaches.

1298
00:53:35,811 --> 00:53:38,714
You mean these?

1299
00:53:39,714 --> 00:53:41,081
- Wha...?
- Wha...?

1300
00:53:41,082 --> 00:53:43,085
I thought you still had
a piece of salad

1301
00:53:43,085 --> 00:53:46,354
stuck to your lip
from lunchtime.

1302
00:53:46,355 --> 00:53:47,527
<i>( both gasp )</i>

1303
00:53:51,526 --> 00:53:53,191
They were fake?

1304
00:53:53,192 --> 00:53:55,093
Of course they were fake!

1305
00:53:55,094 --> 00:53:59,031
This is what a real mustache
looks like.

1306
00:53:59,032 --> 00:54:00,402
Hngh!

1307
00:54:02,402 --> 00:54:03,602
Is he a mermaid?

1308
00:54:03,603 --> 00:54:06,036
All right.
Enough gab.

1309
00:54:06,038 --> 00:54:08,441
<i>( teeth chattering )</i>

1310
00:54:08,442 --> 00:54:11,010
Wh-wh-what are you
gonna do to us?

1311
00:54:11,011 --> 00:54:13,512
Plankton was very specific.

1312
00:54:13,513 --> 00:54:14,512
Plankton?

1313
00:54:14,513 --> 00:54:17,682
For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

1314
00:54:17,683 --> 00:54:19,518
Step on us?

1315
00:54:19,519 --> 00:54:20,518
Yeah!

1316
00:54:20,519 --> 00:54:21,988
That way you'll never find out

1317
00:54:21,989 --> 00:54:24,791
that he stole the crown!

1318
00:54:25,791 --> 00:54:28,657
Uh... perhaps I've said
too much.

1319
00:54:28,658 --> 00:54:29,666
<i>( both whimpering )</i>

1320
00:54:35,665 --> 00:54:37,434
That's a big boot.

1321
00:54:37,435 --> 00:54:38,635
Don't worry.

1322
00:54:38,635 --> 00:54:40,804
This will only hurt a lot.

1323
00:54:40,805 --> 00:54:43,941
<i>( laughs )</i>

1324
00:54:44,941 --> 00:54:46,574
I love this job!

1325
00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:47,912
<i>( laughs )</i>

1326
00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:50,278
Bigger boot!

1327
00:54:50,279 --> 00:54:51,278
Wait, Pat.

1328
00:54:51,279 --> 00:54:54,082
This bigger boot
saved our lives.

1329
00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:55,250
Yay!

1330
00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:57,453
<i>( in unison ):
Thank you, stranger.</i>

1331
00:54:57,454 --> 00:54:59,185
<i>( oxygen hissing )</i>

1332
00:54:59,187 --> 00:55:02,490
<i>( mysterious, menacing theme
playing )</i>

1333
00:55:02,491 --> 00:55:04,394
Uh... stranger?

1334
00:55:06,394 --> 00:55:08,395
It's the Cyclops!

1335
00:55:08,396 --> 00:55:10,985
<i>( both screaming )</i>

1336
00:55:31,983 --> 00:55:34,820
SPONGEBOB:
Help us! Help us!

1337
00:55:36,820 --> 00:55:39,673
Save us, someone!

1338
00:55:54,671 --> 00:55:56,280
<i>( SpongeBob & Patrick snoring )</i>

1339
00:56:03,279 --> 00:56:04,779
Ah!

1340
00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:06,381
Are we dead?

1341
00:56:06,382 --> 00:56:08,916
I don't think so.

1342
00:56:08,917 --> 00:56:12,288
Artificially colored rocks?

1343
00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:15,823
I don't know where we are--

1344
00:56:15,824 --> 00:56:16,856
Ugh!

1345
00:56:16,857 --> 00:56:18,958
What is this?

1346
00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:22,262
It's some kind of wall
of psychic energy.

1347
00:56:22,263 --> 00:56:26,598
No, Pat,
it's a giant glass bowl.

1348
00:56:26,599 --> 00:56:28,670
Hey, there's some fish folk.

1349
00:56:29,670 --> 00:56:30,669
Hey!
Hey!

1350
00:56:30,670 --> 00:56:32,171
- Over here!
- Hey! Hey, you guys!

1351
00:56:32,172 --> 00:56:34,873
You guys, hey! Help!
Hey! Help!

1352
00:56:34,874 --> 00:56:36,007
A little help here!

1353
00:56:36,008 --> 00:56:38,177
Help us out of the tank!
We're stuck in this--

1354
00:56:38,178 --> 00:56:39,078
Huh?

1355
00:56:39,079 --> 00:56:40,711
Wait a second.

1356
00:56:40,712 --> 00:56:43,484
<i>( shocking theme playing )</i>

1357
00:56:45,484 --> 00:56:47,551
Th-- Those fish are...

1358
00:56:47,552 --> 00:56:48,486
...dead.

1359
00:56:48,487 --> 00:56:50,722
<i>( both whimpering )</i>

1360
00:56:50,723 --> 00:56:52,889
<i>( oxygen hissing )</i>

1361
00:56:52,890 --> 00:56:54,092
- Huh?
- Huh?

1362
00:56:56,093 --> 00:56:57,934
<i>( both screaming )</i>

1363
00:57:01,933 --> 00:57:04,873
<i>( laughing )</i>

1364
00:57:08,873 --> 00:57:10,278
What's he gonna do with us?

1365
00:57:16,278 --> 00:57:20,789
Oh, no, he's going for his evil
instruments of torture.

1366
00:57:26,788 --> 00:57:29,390
SPONGEBOB:
Glue? Google eyes?

1367
00:57:29,391 --> 00:57:31,093
Awww-awww-aw!

1368
00:57:32,093 --> 00:57:34,729
♪ Doo doo doo-doo doo ♪

1369
00:57:34,729 --> 00:57:37,197
♪ Doo doo-doo doo-doo doo ♪

1370
00:57:37,198 --> 00:57:39,933
♪ Doo dee doo-doo doo ♪

1371
00:57:39,934 --> 00:57:42,734
He's making
a humorous diorama of...

1372
00:57:42,735 --> 00:57:45,136
♪ Doo-doo dee doo doo ♪

1373
00:57:45,137 --> 00:57:48,207
...Alexander
Clam Bell?

1374
00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:50,208
Patrick,
he's killing sea animals

1375
00:57:50,209 --> 00:57:52,746
and making them
into smelly knickknacks.

1376
00:57:52,747 --> 00:57:54,680
And I think we're next.

1377
00:57:54,681 --> 00:57:56,114
You think so?

1378
00:57:56,115 --> 00:57:58,650
Patrick! No!

1379
00:57:58,651 --> 00:58:00,784
Ahhhh!

1380
00:58:00,785 --> 00:58:02,694
<i>( both screaming )</i>

1381
00:58:08,694 --> 00:58:10,493
<i>( sizzling )</i>

1382
00:58:10,494 --> 00:58:13,631
<i>( weakly ):
The heat is so intense</i>

1383
00:58:13,633 --> 00:58:14,998
from this lamp

1384
00:58:14,999 --> 00:58:18,067
that I can't...
move.

1385
00:58:18,068 --> 00:58:19,870
Tell me about it.

1386
00:58:19,871 --> 00:58:23,074
<i>( laughs )</i>

1387
00:58:24,073 --> 00:58:25,513
<i>( humming )</i>

1388
00:58:29,513 --> 00:58:34,116
<i>( weakly ): This doesn't
look too good, Patrick.</i>

1389
00:58:34,117 --> 00:58:35,517
You mean we're not gonna

1390
00:58:35,518 --> 00:58:40,321
♪ Get the crown, save the town
And Mr. Krabs? ♪

1391
00:58:40,322 --> 00:58:41,556
I don't even think we're gonna

1392
00:58:41,557 --> 00:58:45,996
be able to save ourselves,
buddy.

1393
00:58:47,995 --> 00:58:48,995
Ugh!

1394
00:58:48,996 --> 00:58:50,231
Thanks.

1395
00:58:50,232 --> 00:58:51,865
Don't mention it.

1396
00:58:51,866 --> 00:58:53,601
Well, it looks like

1397
00:58:53,602 --> 00:58:57,136
what everybody said about us
is true, Patrick.

1398
00:58:57,137 --> 00:58:59,106
You mean that we're attractive?

1399
00:58:59,107 --> 00:59:02,342
No, that we're just kids.

1400
00:59:02,343 --> 00:59:06,278
A couple of kids
in way over their heads.

1401
00:59:06,279 --> 00:59:09,013
We were doomed from the start.

1402
00:59:09,014 --> 00:59:10,549
I mean, look at us.

1403
00:59:10,549 --> 00:59:13,818
We didn't even come close
to the crown.

1404
00:59:13,819 --> 00:59:16,020
We let everybody down.

1405
00:59:16,021 --> 00:59:18,021
We failed.

1406
00:59:18,022 --> 00:59:19,590
Shell City.

1407
00:59:19,591 --> 00:59:22,095
Yeah, we never made it
to Shell City.

1408
00:59:23,095 --> 00:59:24,962
Shell City.

1409
00:59:24,963 --> 00:59:26,496
Exactly, buddy.

1410
00:59:26,497 --> 00:59:30,634
Yeah, the place
we never got to.

1411
00:59:30,635 --> 00:59:33,771
Okay, now you're starting
to bum me out, Patrick.

1412
00:59:33,772 --> 00:59:36,005
No, look at the sign.

1413
00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:41,143
"Shell City.
Marine gifts and sundries."

1414
00:59:41,144 --> 00:59:44,313
Shell City is a gift shop?

1415
00:59:44,314 --> 00:59:49,719
But if this is Shell City,
then where's the...

1416
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:50,852
c-c-c...

1417
00:59:50,853 --> 00:59:52,486
Crown.
Crown.

1418
00:59:52,487 --> 00:59:53,954
<i>( angelic theme playing )</i>

1419
00:59:53,955 --> 00:59:55,092
Neptune's crown.

1420
00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:59,294
<i>This is Shell City.</i>

1421
00:59:59,295 --> 01:00:00,581
<i>Pat, we did make it.</i>

1422
01:00:03,431 --> 01:00:04,998
Yeah.

1423
01:00:04,999 --> 01:00:07,233
I guess we did.

1424
01:00:07,234 --> 01:00:08,334
<i>( sniffles )</i>

1425
01:00:08,335 --> 01:00:13,173
We did all right
for a couple of goofballs.

1426
01:00:13,174 --> 01:00:15,783
<i>( both sniffling )</i>

1427
01:00:21,782 --> 01:00:27,819
♪ I'm a Goofy Goober Yeah ♪

1428
01:00:27,820 --> 01:00:34,793
<i>( in unison ):
♪ You're a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪</i>

1429
01:00:34,794 --> 01:00:41,431
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers,
yeah ♪

1430
01:00:41,432 --> 01:00:48,303
♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goober
Yeah ♪

1431
01:00:48,304 --> 01:00:52,114
<i>( dramatic orchestral theme
playing )</i>

1432
01:00:57,114 --> 01:01:00,255
<i>( crowd bawling )</i>

1433
01:01:05,254 --> 01:01:09,390
That's the end of SpongeBob.

1434
01:01:09,391 --> 01:01:11,995
Come here, you.

1435
01:01:12,995 --> 01:01:16,229
Squawk! Shut up
and look at the screen.

1436
01:01:16,230 --> 01:01:17,166
- Squawk!
- Arr.

1437
01:01:17,167 --> 01:01:19,332
The bird's right. Look.

1438
01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:23,785
<i>It be the tear
of the Goofy Goobers.</i>

1439
01:01:37,784 --> 01:01:40,186
<i>( drumroll )</i>

1440
01:01:40,186 --> 01:01:42,766
<i>( stirring theme building )</i>

1441
01:01:53,765 --> 01:01:55,299
<i>( both gasping )</i>

1442
01:01:55,301 --> 01:01:57,667
Hey, we're alive!

1443
01:01:57,668 --> 01:02:00,740
ALL:
Hooray!

1444
01:02:03,740 --> 01:02:05,274
Let's get that crown.

1445
01:02:05,275 --> 01:02:06,442
Right.

1446
01:02:06,443 --> 01:02:07,878
<i>( adventure theme playing )</i>

1447
01:02:07,879 --> 01:02:09,879
On three, Patrick. Ready?

1448
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,280
One, two, three.

1449
01:02:11,281 --> 01:02:13,450
Hey, it's lighter
than I thought.

1450
01:02:13,451 --> 01:02:14,282
Whoa!

1451
01:02:14,283 --> 01:02:15,319
<i>( both screaming )</i>

1452
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:16,650
<i>( roars )</i>

1453
01:02:16,651 --> 01:02:17,887
<i>( rumbling )</i>

1454
01:02:17,888 --> 01:02:19,158
ALL:
Huh?

1455
01:02:21,158 --> 01:02:22,099
Huh?

1456
01:02:31,098 --> 01:02:33,000
Wh-what's happening?

1457
01:02:33,001 --> 01:02:36,639
I don't know. Look!

1458
01:02:38,639 --> 01:02:40,874
<i>( neighs )</i>

1459
01:02:40,875 --> 01:02:42,642
<i>( gasps )</i>

1460
01:02:42,642 --> 01:02:44,912
<i>( all gasp )</i>

1461
01:02:44,912 --> 01:02:47,714
<i>( playing festive Latin song )</i>

1462
01:02:47,716 --> 01:02:49,616
Huh?

1463
01:02:49,617 --> 01:02:51,920
Huh?

1464
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,290
<i>( animals snarling )</i>

1465
01:02:57,290 --> 01:02:58,791
Huh?

1466
01:02:59,791 --> 01:03:01,292
Uh-oh.

1467
01:03:01,293 --> 01:03:03,930
<i>( gagging )</i>

1468
01:03:04,930 --> 01:03:06,967
<i>( animals clamoring )</i>

1469
01:03:07,966 --> 01:03:11,078
<i>( playing festive Latin song )</i>

1470
01:03:21,078 --> 01:03:22,378
Come on, Patrick.

1471
01:03:22,379 --> 01:03:23,679
<i>( adventure theme playing )</i>

1472
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:26,385
Let's get this crown
back to Bikini Bottom.

1473
01:03:28,384 --> 01:03:30,919
Do you still have
that bag of winds?

1474
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:31,821
I sure do.

1475
01:03:32,055 --> 01:03:35,023
<i>( both laughing )</i>

1476
01:03:35,024 --> 01:03:37,525
Here you go.

1477
01:03:37,526 --> 01:03:38,292
Uh...

1478
01:03:38,293 --> 01:03:39,493
What?

1479
01:03:39,495 --> 01:03:41,162
Nothing. Nothing.

1480
01:03:41,163 --> 01:03:43,032
Okay, let's go over
the instructions.

1481
01:03:43,033 --> 01:03:44,365
Let's see,

1482
01:03:44,366 --> 01:03:45,934
it says here, "Step one:

1483
01:03:45,935 --> 01:03:48,335
Point bag away from home."

1484
01:03:48,336 --> 01:03:50,072
"Step two: Plant feet
firmly on ground."

1485
01:03:51,072 --> 01:03:52,272
Right.

1486
01:03:52,273 --> 01:03:55,743
"Step three: Remove string
from bag, releasing the winds."

1487
01:03:55,744 --> 01:03:57,644
Check.

1488
01:03:57,645 --> 01:03:59,645
Well, that seems simple enough.

1489
01:03:59,645 --> 01:04:02,348
Point bag away from home,
feet firmly on ground,

1490
01:04:02,349 --> 01:04:03,817
pull string,
releasing the winds.

1491
01:04:03,818 --> 01:04:06,484
All right,
let's do it for real.

1492
01:04:06,485 --> 01:04:09,254
Uh, SpongeBob?

1493
01:04:09,255 --> 01:04:10,354
<i>( winds whistling )</i>

1494
01:04:10,355 --> 01:04:11,488
<i>( both yelling )</i>

1495
01:04:11,489 --> 01:04:13,791
No, no, stop!
I was bad, I'm sorry!

1496
01:04:13,792 --> 01:04:16,262
I'm sorry, I just thought...
Please, bag.

1497
01:04:16,263 --> 01:04:17,928
It was a mistake!

1498
01:04:17,929 --> 01:04:19,969
Ohhh...

1499
01:04:23,969 --> 01:04:25,469
Oh, no.

1500
01:04:25,470 --> 01:04:28,403
How will we ever get back
to Bikini Bottom now?

1501
01:04:28,404 --> 01:04:30,207
MAN:
I can take you there.

1502
01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:33,084
<i>( cool action theme playing )</i>

1503
01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:40,316
Who are you?

1504
01:04:40,317 --> 01:04:42,318
I'm David Hasselhoff.

1505
01:04:42,319 --> 01:04:44,322
- Hooray!
- Hooray!

1506
01:04:45,322 --> 01:04:47,323
Uh, so where's your boat?

1507
01:04:47,324 --> 01:04:48,358
Boat?

1508
01:04:48,359 --> 01:04:50,492
<i>( laughs )</i>

1509
01:04:50,493 --> 01:04:52,097
<i>( grunting )</i>

1510
01:04:54,097 --> 01:04:55,563
Go, Hasselhoff.

1511
01:04:55,564 --> 01:04:57,166
Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

1512
01:04:57,167 --> 01:05:00,935
<i>ALL ( droning ):
All hail Plankton.</i>

1513
01:05:00,936 --> 01:05:03,403
All hail Plankton.

1514
01:05:03,404 --> 01:05:07,441
Well, Krabs,
you know what today is?

1515
01:05:07,442 --> 01:05:09,376
Sorry about this, calendar.

1516
01:05:09,377 --> 01:05:11,210
March 14th.

1517
01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:12,945
Wait, that's not right.

1518
01:05:12,946 --> 01:05:17,016
It should say
"The day that Krabs fries."

1519
01:05:17,017 --> 01:05:18,083
<i>( laughs )</i>

1520
01:05:18,084 --> 01:05:19,386
COACHMAN: Whoa!
Huh?

1521
01:05:19,387 --> 01:05:21,153
<i>( seahorses whinny )</i>

1522
01:05:21,154 --> 01:05:23,822
Ohhh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

1523
01:05:23,823 --> 01:05:25,656
Guess who's here.

1524
01:05:25,657 --> 01:05:27,731
<i>( adventure theme playing )</i>

1525
01:05:32,731 --> 01:05:34,032
Huh?

1526
01:05:34,033 --> 01:05:35,569
Whoa!

1527
01:05:37,569 --> 01:05:41,539
Hooray for Hasselhoff!
Nothing can stop us now.

1528
01:05:41,540 --> 01:05:46,845
Huh? Unidentified object
off the hindquarters.

1529
01:05:47,845 --> 01:05:49,816
It looks like...

1530
01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:52,149
...bigger boot.

1531
01:05:52,150 --> 01:05:53,526
But how?

1532
01:06:02,525 --> 01:06:04,826
Ah! Dennis!

1533
01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:06,832
Did you miss me?

1534
01:06:10,832 --> 01:06:13,601
This is the best seat
in the house.

1535
01:06:13,602 --> 01:06:18,306
All right, Neptune,
let's get it on!

1536
01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:22,277
Eugene Krabs,
your six-day reprieve is up,

1537
01:06:22,278 --> 01:06:25,711
and it is time for you to die.

1538
01:06:25,712 --> 01:06:28,083
<i>( muffled ):
Please, I didn't do it.</i>

1539
01:06:28,084 --> 01:06:29,382
<i>( crying )</i>

1540
01:06:29,384 --> 01:06:31,052
There is nothing else I can do.

1541
01:06:32,052 --> 01:06:34,721
You can give SpongeBob and
Patrick a little more time.

1542
01:06:34,722 --> 01:06:38,558
Except give SpongeBob and
Patrick a little more ti--

1543
01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:40,293
Ti-ti-ti-ti-- What?

1544
01:06:40,294 --> 01:06:42,027
Mindy, will you butt out.

1545
01:06:42,028 --> 01:06:45,296
I won't have you stalling
this execution.

1546
01:06:45,297 --> 01:06:48,165
Stalling? I'm not
stalling anything.

1547
01:06:48,166 --> 01:06:49,434
Yes, you are.

1548
01:06:49,435 --> 01:06:50,435
No, I'm not.

1549
01:06:50,436 --> 01:06:53,504
Yes, you are.
You're doing it right now.

1550
01:06:53,505 --> 01:06:56,908
- I'm stalling?
- Yes.

1551
01:06:56,909 --> 01:06:57,875
Stalling?

1552
01:06:57,876 --> 01:06:58,910
Stalling!

1553
01:06:58,911 --> 01:07:00,577
MINDY:
Stalling.

1554
01:07:00,578 --> 01:07:01,945
NEPTUNE:
Stalling!

1555
01:07:01,946 --> 01:07:03,618
Oh, boy.

1556
01:07:06,618 --> 01:07:09,118
Now, where were we?

1557
01:07:09,119 --> 01:07:10,454
Patrick, run.

1558
01:07:10,455 --> 01:07:11,587
No.

1559
01:07:11,588 --> 01:07:12,989
I'm tired of running.

1560
01:07:12,990 --> 01:07:16,191
If we run now,
we'll never stop--

1561
01:07:16,192 --> 01:07:18,126
Ah-ha-hoo!

1562
01:07:18,127 --> 01:07:20,128
Run, SpongeBob!

1563
01:07:20,129 --> 01:07:21,767
Ahhh!

1564
01:07:25,767 --> 01:07:26,668
Ooh!

1565
01:07:26,669 --> 01:07:29,170
Take it easy back there, fellas.

1566
01:07:29,171 --> 01:07:30,979
<i>( growling )</i>

1567
01:07:35,978 --> 01:07:36,777
Ah!

1568
01:07:36,778 --> 01:07:38,812
SpongeBob, be careful!

1569
01:07:38,813 --> 01:07:41,815
Come on, kid, give it up.

1570
01:07:41,816 --> 01:07:43,917
Dennis always gets his man.

1571
01:07:43,918 --> 01:07:46,928
Neveeeeeer!

1572
01:07:53,927 --> 01:07:55,594
Yeah! I did it!

1573
01:07:55,595 --> 01:07:57,529
You got guts, kid.
Nyah!

1574
01:07:57,530 --> 01:07:59,530
Too bad I gotta
rip 'em out of you.

1575
01:07:59,531 --> 01:08:01,733
Uh, I don't know
what Plankton's paying you,

1576
01:08:01,734 --> 01:08:04,668
but if you let us go,
I can make it worth your while.

1577
01:08:04,669 --> 01:08:07,273
It's gonna take
a lot more than five...

1578
01:08:07,274 --> 01:08:08,405
What is this?

1579
01:08:08,406 --> 01:08:10,974
Uh, that, sir,
is five Goober dollars.

1580
01:08:10,975 --> 01:08:13,446
Legal tender at
any participating Goofy Goober--

1581
01:08:14,446 --> 01:08:15,478
I got bubbles.

1582
01:08:15,479 --> 01:08:17,581
Fun at parties.

1583
01:08:17,582 --> 01:08:18,649
My eyes.

1584
01:08:18,650 --> 01:08:19,750
<i>( yelling )</i>

1585
01:08:19,751 --> 01:08:21,952
I got you, SpongeBob.

1586
01:08:21,953 --> 01:08:23,619
Thanks, buddy.

1587
01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:25,255
Thanks a lot.

1588
01:08:25,256 --> 01:08:26,890
That's it!

1589
01:08:26,891 --> 01:08:29,058
I'm through messing around!

1590
01:08:29,060 --> 01:08:30,692
See you later, fools!

1591
01:08:30,693 --> 01:08:32,262
<i>( horn honks )</i>

1592
01:08:33,262 --> 01:08:34,568
<i>Ahhh!
( thwack )</i>

1593
01:08:38,567 --> 01:08:40,136
See ya.

1594
01:08:41,136 --> 01:08:43,639
So you think...

1595
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,375
I'm...

1596
01:08:46,374 --> 01:08:47,776
...stalling.

1597
01:08:47,777 --> 01:08:48,741
Agh!

1598
01:08:48,742 --> 01:08:50,312
Where am I, in Crazytown?

1599
01:08:50,313 --> 01:08:54,114
I have had enough
of this nonsense!

1600
01:08:54,115 --> 01:08:55,315
<i>( zapping )</i>

1601
01:08:55,316 --> 01:08:57,484
You are to wait in the carriage

1602
01:08:57,485 --> 01:09:01,989
until the execution is done.

1603
01:09:01,990 --> 01:09:02,890
But, Daddy--

1604
01:09:03,022 --> 01:09:04,761
Now!

1605
01:09:07,761 --> 01:09:09,295
No, no, no!

1606
01:09:09,296 --> 01:09:12,430
Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are,
you better hurry.

1607
01:09:12,431 --> 01:09:14,534
<i>( tense adventure theme
playing )</i>

1608
01:09:14,535 --> 01:09:17,369
Okay, fellas,
this is where you get off.

1609
01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:19,104
Bikini Bottom's directly below.

1610
01:09:19,104 --> 01:09:21,739
But we'll never be able
to float down in time.

1611
01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:24,375
Who said anything
about... floating?

1612
01:09:24,376 --> 01:09:26,743
<i>ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Initiating launch sequence.</i>

1613
01:09:26,744 --> 01:09:27,913
BOTH:
What the--?

1614
01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:29,482
<i>( machinery whirring )</i>

1615
01:09:30,482 --> 01:09:32,183
Did you see that?

1616
01:09:32,184 --> 01:09:33,383
The control.

1617
01:09:33,384 --> 01:09:35,353
BOTH:
Whoa!

1618
01:09:35,354 --> 01:09:38,120
All hands on deck.

1619
01:09:38,121 --> 01:09:39,121
Hyaaaaah!

1620
01:09:39,122 --> 01:09:40,762
<i>ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Ten seconds to liftoff.</i>

1621
01:09:41,025 --> 01:09:42,691
<i>Nine, eight...</i>

1622
01:09:42,692 --> 01:09:44,727
Eugene Krabs,

1623
01:09:44,728 --> 01:09:47,062
the time has come...

1624
01:09:47,063 --> 01:09:48,596
- No.
- Yes.

1625
01:09:48,597 --> 01:09:50,735
<i>ELECTRONIC VOICE:
...six, five...</i>

1626
01:09:50,735 --> 01:09:51,967
...for you...

1627
01:09:51,968 --> 01:09:53,736
No.
Yes.

1628
01:09:53,737 --> 01:09:55,570
<i>...three, two...</i>

1629
01:09:55,571 --> 01:09:57,405
- ...to fry.
- No.

1630
01:09:57,406 --> 01:09:58,473
Yes.

1631
01:09:58,474 --> 01:09:59,807
<i>...one.</i>

1632
01:09:59,808 --> 01:10:02,245
<i>( both yelling )</i>

1633
01:10:04,245 --> 01:10:05,516
No!

1634
01:10:08,516 --> 01:10:10,984
Ya done good, Hasselhoff.

1635
01:10:10,985 --> 01:10:12,654
Ya done--

1636
01:10:13,654 --> 01:10:14,725
Ow.

1637
01:10:16,724 --> 01:10:19,225
Hooray!
We made it!

1638
01:10:19,226 --> 01:10:20,594
We made it!

1639
01:10:20,595 --> 01:10:22,495
<i>( both laughing )</i>

1640
01:10:22,496 --> 01:10:24,465
<i>( muffled laughter )</i>

1641
01:10:26,466 --> 01:10:29,134
My crown.

1642
01:10:29,135 --> 01:10:32,572
My beautiful crown!

1643
01:10:34,572 --> 01:10:38,909
SpongeBob? Patrick?
I knew you could do it.

1644
01:10:38,911 --> 01:10:41,315
Uhhh... huh, huh.

1645
01:10:42,315 --> 01:10:43,212
Huh.

1646
01:10:43,213 --> 01:10:45,453
<i>( slow clapping )</i>

1647
01:10:47,453 --> 01:10:51,889
Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

1648
01:10:51,890 --> 01:10:55,359
Sorry to rain
on your parade, Plankton.

1649
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:57,528
Oh, don't worry about me.

1650
01:10:57,529 --> 01:11:03,599
My parade shall be quite dry
under my umbrella!

1651
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:07,605
ALL:
Umbrella?

1652
01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:11,673
<i>( grunting )</i>

1653
01:11:11,674 --> 01:11:12,874
Daddy, no.

1654
01:11:12,875 --> 01:11:14,047
Daddy, yes!

1655
01:11:19,046 --> 01:11:22,583
<i>( droning ):
All hail Plankton.</i>

1656
01:11:22,584 --> 01:11:24,351
<i>( all scream )</i>

1657
01:11:24,352 --> 01:11:26,654
All hail Plankton.

1658
01:11:26,655 --> 01:11:29,489
All hail Plankton.

1659
01:11:29,490 --> 01:11:33,592
All hail Plankton.

1660
01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:36,930
All hail Plankton.

1661
01:11:36,931 --> 01:11:39,164
SpongeBob, what happened?

1662
01:11:39,165 --> 01:11:40,499
Plankton cheated.

1663
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:41,567
Cheated?

1664
01:11:41,568 --> 01:11:43,668
Hold on there, baldy.

1665
01:11:43,669 --> 01:11:45,003
Oh, grow up.

1666
01:11:45,004 --> 01:11:48,375
What, you think this is a game
of kickball on the playground?

1667
01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:51,876
You never had a chance
to defeat me, fool.

1668
01:11:51,877 --> 01:11:53,511
And you know why?

1669
01:11:53,512 --> 01:11:55,513
Because you cheated?

1670
01:11:55,515 --> 01:11:57,116
No, not because I cheated,

1671
01:11:57,117 --> 01:11:59,116
because I'm an evil genius.

1672
01:11:59,117 --> 01:12:01,618
And you're just a--
A kid.

1673
01:12:01,619 --> 01:12:02,586
<i>( laughs )</i>

1674
01:12:02,587 --> 01:12:04,188
A stupid kid.

1675
01:12:04,189 --> 01:12:05,755
<i>( laughs )</i>

1676
01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:08,992
<i>ALL ( droning ):
Ha, ha, ha.</i>

1677
01:12:08,993 --> 01:12:11,561
I guess you're right, Plankton.

1678
01:12:11,562 --> 01:12:12,963
I am just a kid.

1679
01:12:12,964 --> 01:12:15,563
Of course I'm right.
Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

1680
01:12:15,564 --> 01:12:18,932
And you know, I've been through
a lot in the past six days,

1681
01:12:18,933 --> 01:12:21,536
five minutes,
27-and-a-half seconds.

1682
01:12:21,537 --> 01:12:24,807
And if I've learned anything
during that time,

1683
01:12:24,808 --> 01:12:27,207
it's that you are who you are.

1684
01:12:27,208 --> 01:12:28,329
That's right.
Okay, Neptune--

1685
01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:31,816
And no amount
of mermaid magic...

1686
01:12:32,816 --> 01:12:35,650
...or managerial promotion...

1687
01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:38,384
...or some other third thing...

1688
01:12:38,385 --> 01:12:42,390
...can make me anything more
than what I really am inside:

1689
01:12:42,391 --> 01:12:43,489
A kid.

1690
01:12:43,490 --> 01:12:45,192
That's great. Now, get back
against the wall.

1691
01:12:45,193 --> 01:12:46,459
<i>(feedback whines )
But that's okay.</i>

1692
01:12:46,460 --> 01:12:47,826
What? What's going on?

1693
01:12:47,827 --> 01:12:50,731
Because I did what everyone said
a kid couldn't do.

1694
01:12:50,732 --> 01:12:54,400
I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops,

1695
01:12:54,401 --> 01:12:59,138
and I rode the Hasselhoff,
and I brought the crown back!

1696
01:12:59,139 --> 01:13:00,674
All right, we get the point.

1697
01:13:00,675 --> 01:13:02,241
So, yeah, I'm a kid.

1698
01:13:02,242 --> 01:13:04,775
And I'm also a goofball.
And a wing nut.

1699
01:13:04,776 --> 01:13:06,946
And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
What?

1700
01:13:06,947 --> 01:13:07,978
<i>( coughing )</i>

1701
01:13:07,979 --> 01:13:08,879
What's going on here?

1702
01:13:09,014 --> 01:13:10,848
But most of all, I'm...

1703
01:13:10,849 --> 01:13:12,416
Okay, settle down.
I'm...

1704
01:13:12,417 --> 01:13:13,617
Take it easy.
I'm...

1705
01:13:13,618 --> 01:13:14,887
What the scallop?!

1706
01:13:14,888 --> 01:13:16,454
♪ I'm a Goofy Goober ♪

1707
01:13:16,455 --> 01:13:18,257
CHORUS: ♪ Rock ♪
Ahhh!

1708
01:13:19,257 --> 01:13:20,725
♪ You're a Goofy Goober ♪

1709
01:13:20,726 --> 01:13:22,160
♪ Rock! ♪

1710
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:25,328
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers ♪

1711
01:13:25,329 --> 01:13:26,298
♪ Rock! ♪

1712
01:13:28,298 --> 01:13:29,867
♪ Goofy-goofy-goober-goober ♪

1713
01:13:29,868 --> 01:13:31,971
♪ Rock! ♪

1714
01:13:33,971 --> 01:13:35,504
♪ Put your toys away ♪

1715
01:13:35,505 --> 01:13:38,106
♪ Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play ♪

1716
01:13:38,106 --> 01:13:39,606
♪ I say no way ♪
♪ No way! ♪

1717
01:13:39,607 --> 01:13:42,513
<i>♪ No, no freaking way ♪
( all laughing )</i>

1718
01:13:43,513 --> 01:13:44,611
♪ I'm a kid, you say ♪

1719
01:13:44,612 --> 01:13:46,880
♪ When you say I'm a kid
I say, "Say it again" ♪

1720
01:13:46,881 --> 01:13:48,818
♪ And then I say thanks ♪
♪ Thanks! ♪

1721
01:13:48,819 --> 01:13:51,354
♪ Thank you very much ♪

1722
01:13:52,354 --> 01:13:55,023
♪ So if you're thinking
That you'd like to be like me ♪

1723
01:13:56,023 --> 01:13:58,494
♪ Go ahead and try
The kid inside ♪

1724
01:13:58,495 --> 01:14:00,194
♪ Will set you free ♪

1725
01:14:00,194 --> 01:14:01,830
♪ Hama-la, baby-la
Zeebilay, boobilay ♪

1726
01:14:01,830 --> 01:14:04,632
♪ Hama-la, baby-la
Zeebilay, bop ♪

1727
01:14:04,633 --> 01:14:06,032
♪ I'm a Goofy Goober ♪

1728
01:14:06,033 --> 01:14:07,199
♪ Rock! ♪

1729
01:14:07,199 --> 01:14:09,033
PLANKTON:
Ohhh...

1730
01:14:09,035 --> 01:14:10,369
What's happening?

1731
01:14:10,370 --> 01:14:11,540
Huh?

1732
01:14:13,540 --> 01:14:15,940
His dance moves are impressive.

1733
01:14:15,941 --> 01:14:17,710
But I'm in control!

1734
01:14:17,711 --> 01:14:18,778
Seize him!

1735
01:14:18,779 --> 01:14:20,713
<i>ALL ( droning ):
All hail Plankton.</i>

1736
01:14:20,714 --> 01:14:22,448
Yeahhhhh!

1737
01:14:22,449 --> 01:14:24,082
All hail Plankton.

1738
01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:26,627
<i>( playing wild solo )</i>

1739
01:14:35,627 --> 01:14:37,006
Whoo!

1740
01:14:49,006 --> 01:14:51,507
I'm free. I've been freed!

1741
01:14:51,508 --> 01:14:52,408
What?

1742
01:14:54,177 --> 01:14:55,781
No!

1743
01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:00,419
- Yay!
- Ah!

1744
01:15:04,419 --> 01:15:05,789
<i>( all cheer )</i>

1745
01:15:06,789 --> 01:15:07,789
<i>( all cheer )</i>

1746
01:15:07,790 --> 01:15:09,557
My precious helmets!

1747
01:15:09,558 --> 01:15:11,458
- Ha!
- Hoo!

1748
01:15:11,459 --> 01:15:13,426
Yee-haw!

1749
01:15:13,427 --> 01:15:14,732
Meow.

1750
01:15:17,731 --> 01:15:18,931
<i>ALL ( droning ):
Yay.</i>

1751
01:15:18,932 --> 01:15:20,298
<i>( all whooping, cheering )</i>

1752
01:15:20,299 --> 01:15:22,569
PLANKTON:
His chops are too righteous.

1753
01:15:22,570 --> 01:15:26,906
The helmets can't handle
this level of rock 'n' roll.

1754
01:15:26,907 --> 01:15:29,741
Karen, do something.

1755
01:15:29,742 --> 01:15:31,714
Karen?

1756
01:15:33,714 --> 01:15:34,780
Agh!

1757
01:15:34,781 --> 01:15:37,082
All right,
that's the last straw.

1758
01:15:37,083 --> 01:15:40,688
Neptune, I command you to...

1759
01:15:41,688 --> 01:15:42,822
Here you go, Daddy.

1760
01:15:42,823 --> 01:15:46,056
I...better get outta here.

1761
01:15:46,057 --> 01:15:48,560
Look, it's the wizard
who saved us.

1762
01:15:48,561 --> 01:15:50,561
Out of my way, fools.

1763
01:15:50,561 --> 01:15:51,628
Ow!

1764
01:15:51,629 --> 01:15:52,829
Ow!

1765
01:15:52,830 --> 01:15:53,863
Ow!

1766
01:15:53,865 --> 01:15:55,497
Ow!

1767
01:15:55,498 --> 01:15:57,766
Aghhhh!

1768
01:15:57,767 --> 01:15:59,772
Aghhhh!

1769
01:16:02,772 --> 01:16:06,810
Come on, I was just kidding.

1770
01:16:06,811 --> 01:16:10,245
Come on, you guys knew that,
didn't you?

1771
01:16:10,246 --> 01:16:12,681
With the helmets
and the big monuments...

1772
01:16:12,682 --> 01:16:13,749
<i>( chuckles )</i>

1773
01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:16,584
Wasn't that hilarious,
everybody?

1774
01:16:16,585 --> 01:16:19,120
I will destroy all of you!

1775
01:16:19,121 --> 01:16:23,124
Well, Mindy, I have to admit,
you were right.

1776
01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:25,258
Your compassion
for these sea creatures

1777
01:16:25,259 --> 01:16:26,961
proved a most admirable trait.

1778
01:16:26,962 --> 01:16:32,164
Without it, I would have never
again seen my beloved crown.

1779
01:16:32,165 --> 01:16:33,798
I think you're going to make

1780
01:16:33,799 --> 01:16:36,103
a fine ruler of the sea
one day.

1781
01:16:36,103 --> 01:16:37,604
Now, let's go home.

1782
01:16:37,605 --> 01:16:38,372
Daddy,

1783
01:16:38,373 --> 01:16:40,106
haven't you forgotten
something?

1784
01:16:40,107 --> 01:16:42,574
Huh? Wha--? Oh, uh--
Oh, yeah.

1785
01:16:42,575 --> 01:16:47,417
Eugene Krabs,
I forgot to unfreeze you.

1786
01:16:50,417 --> 01:16:51,516
What the--?

1787
01:16:51,517 --> 01:16:56,789
Oops. I guess I had it set
to "real boy" ending.

1788
01:16:57,789 --> 01:16:59,224
Yipee!

1789
01:16:59,225 --> 01:17:03,260
Oh, I'm sorry for falsely
freezing you, Krabs.

1790
01:17:03,261 --> 01:17:07,063
And may I say, sir,
you are a very lucky fellow

1791
01:17:07,064 --> 01:17:09,799
to have in your
employ such a brave,

1792
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:10,901
<i>faithful</i>

1793
01:17:10,902 --> 01:17:13,171
<i>and heroic young lad.</i>

1794
01:17:14,171 --> 01:17:15,472
Where is he, anyway?

1795
01:17:15,473 --> 01:17:17,546
I'm up here.

1796
01:17:21,545 --> 01:17:23,849
I'm on it.

1797
01:17:26,848 --> 01:17:30,186
Go to him now, Krabs.
Embrace him.

1798
01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:32,119
SpongeBob, me boy,

1799
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,055
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

1800
01:17:34,056 --> 01:17:36,191
That's a mistake
I won't make again.

1801
01:17:36,192 --> 01:17:39,528
Oh, Mr. Krabs,
you old soft-serve.

1802
01:17:39,529 --> 01:17:42,896
And now, SpongeBob,
I'm gonna do something

1803
01:17:42,897 --> 01:17:45,533
that I should've done
six days ago.

1804
01:17:45,534 --> 01:17:48,003
Mr. Squidward,
front and center, please.

1805
01:17:49,003 --> 01:17:50,402
I think we all know

1806
01:17:50,403 --> 01:17:54,074
who rightfully deserves
to wear that manager pin.

1807
01:17:54,075 --> 01:17:56,608
I couldn't agree more, sir.

1808
01:17:56,609 --> 01:17:58,243
Hooray for SpongeBob!

1809
01:17:58,244 --> 01:18:00,515
<i>( all cheering )</i>

1810
01:18:02,514 --> 01:18:04,282
Wait a second, everybody.

1811
01:18:04,283 --> 01:18:06,883
There's something
I need to say first.

1812
01:18:06,884 --> 01:18:08,822
I just don't know how to put it.

1813
01:18:08,823 --> 01:18:11,089
I think I know what it is.

1814
01:18:11,090 --> 01:18:14,292
After going on your
life-changing journey,

1815
01:18:14,293 --> 01:18:18,829
you now realize you don't want
what you thought you wanted.

1816
01:18:18,831 --> 01:18:24,003
What you really wanted
was inside you all along.

1817
01:18:25,003 --> 01:18:26,068
Are you crazy?!

1818
01:18:26,069 --> 01:18:28,272
I was just gonna tell you
that your fly is down.

1819
01:18:28,273 --> 01:18:32,341
Manager! This is
the greatest day of my life!

1820
01:18:32,342 --> 01:18:33,776
<i>♪ Ocean man ♪</i>

1821
01:18:33,777 --> 01:18:37,846
<i>♪ Take me by the hand
Lead me to the land ♪</i>

1822
01:18:37,847 --> 01:18:38,983
<i>♪ That you understand ♪</i>

1823
01:18:39,983 --> 01:18:41,383
<i>♪ Ocean man ♪</i>

1824
01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:44,154
<i>♪ The voyage to the corner
Of the globe ♪</i>

1825
01:18:44,155 --> 01:18:47,456
<i>♪ Is a real trip ♪</i>

1826
01:18:47,457 --> 01:18:50,258
<i>♪ Ocean man The crust ♪</i>

1827
01:18:50,260 --> 01:18:52,892
<i>♪ Of a tan man
Imbibed by the sand ♪</i>

1828
01:18:52,893 --> 01:18:54,661
<i>♪ Soaking up the thirst ♪</i>

1829
01:18:54,663 --> 01:18:55,897
<i>♪ Of the land ♪</i>

1830
01:18:55,898 --> 01:18:57,165
<i>♪ Ocean man ♪</i>

1831
01:18:57,166 --> 01:19:00,501
<i>♪ Can you see through
The wonder of amazement ♪</i>

1832
01:19:00,502 --> 01:19:03,169
<i>♪ At the oberman? ♪</i>

1833
01:19:03,170 --> 01:19:05,038
<i>♪ Ocean man ♪</i>

1834
01:19:05,039 --> 01:19:07,205
<i>♪ The crust is elusive ♪</i>

1835
01:19:07,206 --> 01:19:08,509
<i>♪ When it casts forth ♪</i>

1836
01:19:08,510 --> 01:19:11,244
<i>♪ To the childlike man ♪</i>

1837
01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:12,944
<i>♪ Ocean man ♪</i>

1838
01:19:12,945 --> 01:19:15,281
<i>♪ The sequence of a life form ♪</i>

1839
01:19:15,282 --> 01:19:16,581
<i>♪ Braised in the sand ♪</i>

1840
01:19:16,582 --> 01:19:19,253
<i>♪ Soaking up the thirst
Of the land ♪</i>

1841
01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:20,418
<i>♪ Ocean man ♪</i>

1842
01:19:20,419 --> 01:19:23,926
<i>( guitar solo playing )</i>

1843
01:19:26,926 --> 01:19:29,801
<i>♪ Ocean man ♪</i>

1844
01:19:34,801 --> 01:19:36,640
<i>♪ Ocean man ♪</i>

1845
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:44,340
<i>♪ Ocean man ♪</i>

1846
01:19:44,341 --> 01:19:46,544
<i>♪ The sequence of a life form ♪</i>

1847
01:19:46,545 --> 01:19:47,813
<i>♪ Braised in the sand ♪</i>

1848
01:19:47,814 --> 01:19:50,780
<i>♪ Soaking up the thirst
Of the land ♪</i>

1849
01:19:50,781 --> 01:19:52,248
<i>♪ Ocean man ♪</i>

1850
01:19:52,249 --> 01:19:54,416
<i>( "Ocean Man" ends )</i>

1851
01:19:54,417 --> 01:19:58,422
<i>( The Flaming Lips' "SpongeBob & Patrick
Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy" playing )</i>

1852
01:19:59,422 --> 01:20:01,722
<i>♪ Patrick ♪</i>

1853
01:20:01,723 --> 01:20:06,293
<i>♪ You see
I'm growing a mustache ♪</i>

1854
01:20:06,294 --> 01:20:12,566
<i>♪ And though I know
I must ask you ♪</i>

1855
01:20:12,567 --> 01:20:14,971
<i>♪ Does it really make me
Look like ♪</i>

1856
01:20:15,971 --> 01:20:21,007
<i>♪ A man? ♪</i>

1857
01:20:21,008 --> 01:20:23,277
<i>♪ SpongeBob ♪</i>

1858
01:20:23,278 --> 01:20:28,313
<i>♪ Being a manager's
A tough job ♪</i>

1859
01:20:28,315 --> 01:20:31,017
<i>♪ I hope you're picked
You'll be the best ♪</i>

1860
01:20:31,017 --> 01:20:34,253
<i>♪ SpongeBoss They've had ♪</i>

1861
01:20:34,254 --> 01:20:39,327
<i>♪ Working like a dog
At the Krusty Krab ♪</i>

1862
01:20:41,327 --> 01:20:42,928
<i>♪ Now, wait a minute ♪</i>

1863
01:20:42,928 --> 01:20:46,564
<i>♪ Maybe we're just young ♪</i>

1864
01:20:46,565 --> 01:20:52,301
<i>♪ And we won't know
Till we're old ♪</i>

1865
01:20:52,302 --> 01:20:54,105
<i>♪ Too young ♪</i>

1866
01:20:54,106 --> 01:21:01,645
<i>♪ To free ourselves
From this lonely fishbowl ♪</i>

1867
01:21:01,646 --> 01:21:05,762
<i>( instrumental interlude )</i>

1868
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:25,834
<i>♪ Come on, let's find a way
To be happy ♪</i>

1869
01:21:25,834 --> 01:21:31,804
<i>♪ Not like Plankton
He'll never be satisfied ♪</i>

1870
01:21:31,805 --> 01:21:38,380
<i>♪ Always complaining
About his life ♪</i>

1871
01:21:39,380 --> 01:21:43,415
<i>♪ To his computer wife ♪</i>

1872
01:21:43,416 --> 01:21:47,989
<i>♪ You think he would have
Found by now ♪</i>

1873
01:21:48,989 --> 01:21:53,558
<i>♪ To be thought of as a king ♪</i>

1874
01:21:53,559 --> 01:21:56,100
<i>♪ You don't need a crown ♪</i>

1875
01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:03,781
<i>( "SpongeBob & Patrick Confront the
Psychic Wall of Energy" ends )</i>

1876
01:22:05,003 --> 01:22:08,682
<i>( Jeff Tweedy's "Just a Kid"
playing )</i>

1877
01:22:17,681 --> 01:22:19,816
<i>♪ Maybe I'm just a kid ♪</i>

1878
01:22:19,817 --> 01:22:22,152
<i>♪ Maybe I just don't fit in ♪</i>

1879
01:22:22,153 --> 01:22:24,586
<i>♪ I'm ready, I'm ready
I'm ready ♪</i>

1880
01:22:24,587 --> 01:22:27,624
<i>♪ I'm ready to go now ♪</i>

1881
01:22:27,625 --> 01:22:29,690
<i>♪ I don't wanna go to school ♪</i>

1882
01:22:29,691 --> 01:22:32,226
<i>♪ But I don't get
To make the rules ♪</i>

1883
01:22:32,227 --> 01:22:34,495
<i>♪ Too early, too early
Too early ♪</i>

1884
01:22:34,497 --> 01:22:37,533
<i>♪ Too early in the mornin' ♪</i>

1885
01:22:37,534 --> 01:22:39,902
<i>♪ Everybody, everybody
Everybody ♪</i>

1886
01:22:39,903 --> 01:22:43,704
<i>♪ Everybody has to do
Somethin' they don't wanna do ♪</i>

1887
01:22:43,705 --> 01:22:45,105
<i>♪ Everybody, everybody
Everybody ♪</i>

1888
01:22:45,975 --> 01:22:49,077
<i>♪ Everybody
Has to do somethin' ♪</i>

1889
01:22:49,078 --> 01:22:50,711
<i>♪ Why is that true? ♪</i>

1890
01:22:50,713 --> 01:22:53,088
<i>( piano and guitar interlude )</i>

1891
01:23:00,087 --> 01:23:02,321
<i>♪ Maybe I'm not so big ♪</i>

1892
01:23:02,322 --> 01:23:04,422
<i>♪ Maybe I just don't fit in ♪</i>

1893
01:23:04,423 --> 01:23:06,726
<i>♪ I'm ready, I'm ready
I'm ready ♪</i>

1894
01:23:06,727 --> 01:23:10,095
<i>♪ I'm ready for more now ♪</i>

1895
01:23:10,096 --> 01:23:12,330
<i>♪ But I don't wanna go to bed ♪</i>

1896
01:23:12,331 --> 01:23:14,566
<i>♪ So much goin' on in my head ♪</i>

1897
01:23:14,567 --> 01:23:17,036
<i>♪ And I'm tired, and I'm tired
And I'm tired ♪</i>

1898
01:23:17,037 --> 01:23:19,803
<i>♪ I'm tired right now ♪</i>

1899
01:23:19,804 --> 01:23:22,473
<i>♪ Everybody, everybody
Everybody ♪</i>

1900
01:23:22,474 --> 01:23:24,876
<i>♪ Everybody ♪</i>

1901
01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:28,479
<i>♪ Everybody, everybody
Everybody ♪</i>

1902
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:30,249
<i>♪ Everybody ♪</i>

1903
01:23:32,249 --> 01:23:34,518
<i>♪ Everybody, everybody
Everybody ♪</i>

1904
01:23:34,519 --> 01:23:36,255
<i>♪ Everybody ♪</i>

1905
01:23:38,254 --> 01:23:40,356
<i>♪ Everybody, everybody
Everybody ♪</i>

1906
01:23:40,357 --> 01:23:43,525
<i>♪ Everybody has to
Do somethin' ♪</i>

1907
01:23:43,526 --> 01:23:45,461
<i>♪ Just have some fun ♪</i>

1908
01:23:45,462 --> 01:23:49,011
<i>( children humming )</i>

1909
01:24:03,010 --> 01:24:05,246
<i>♪ Everybody, everybody
Everybody ♪</i>

1910
01:24:05,247 --> 01:24:07,884
<i>♪ Everybody ♪</i>

1911
01:24:08,884 --> 01:24:11,451
<i>♪ Everybody, everybody
Everybody ♪</i>

1912
01:24:11,452 --> 01:24:13,888
<i>♪ Everybody ♪</i>

1913
01:24:14,888 --> 01:24:17,357
<i>♪ Everybody, everybody
Everybody ♪</i>

1914
01:24:17,358 --> 01:24:19,794
<i>♪ Everybody ♪</i>

1915
01:24:20,794 --> 01:24:24,196
<i>♪ Everybody, everyone
Somebody, anyone ♪</i>

1916
01:24:24,197 --> 01:24:26,398
<i>♪ Has to grow up ♪</i>

1917
01:24:26,399 --> 01:24:28,066
<i>♪ Just have some fun ♪</i>

1918
01:24:28,067 --> 01:24:29,568
<i>( "Just a Kid" ends )</i>

1919
01:24:29,569 --> 01:24:32,673
<i>( "The Best Day Ever" playing )</i>

1920
01:24:35,673 --> 01:24:40,648
<i>SPONGEBOB: ♪ Mr. Sun came
up And he smiled at me ♪</i>

1921
01:24:43,649 --> 01:24:48,055
<i>♪ Said, "It's gonna be a
good one, just wait and see" ♪</i>

1922
01:24:52,055 --> 01:24:54,424
<i>♪ Jumped out of bed ♪</i>

1923
01:24:54,425 --> 01:24:56,624
<i>♪ And I ran outside ♪</i>

1924
01:24:56,626 --> 01:25:00,696
<i>♪ Feeling so
ecstatic-statified ♪</i>

1925
01:25:00,697 --> 01:25:05,366
<i>♪ It's the best day ever ♪</i>

1926
01:25:05,367 --> 01:25:08,270
<i>CHORUS:
♪ Best day ever ♪</i>

1927
01:25:08,271 --> 01:25:12,239
<i>♪ It's the best day ever ♪</i>

1928
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:16,244
<i>♪ Best day ever ♪</i>

1929
01:25:16,245 --> 01:25:22,416
<i>♪ Sometimes the little things
Start closin' in on me ♪</i>

1930
01:25:22,417 --> 01:25:26,252
<i>♪ When I'm feelin' down
I wanna lose that frown ♪</i>

1931
01:25:26,253 --> 01:25:30,356
<i>♪ I stick my head out the
window and I look around ♪</i>

1932
01:25:30,357 --> 01:25:35,898
<i>♪ Those clouds don't scare me
They can't disguise ♪</i>

1933
01:25:37,898 --> 01:25:42,139
<i>♪ This magic that's happened
Right before my eyes ♪</i>

1934
01:25:46,139 --> 01:25:51,208
<i>♪ Soon Mr. Moon
Will be shinin' bright ♪</i>

1935
01:25:51,209 --> 01:25:54,578
<i>♪ So the best day ever
Can last all night ♪</i>

1936
01:25:54,579 --> 01:26:00,353
<i>♪ Yeah, the best day ever's
Gonna last all night now ♪</i>

1937
01:26:02,353 --> 01:26:06,689
<i>♪ It's the best day ever ♪</i>

1938
01:26:06,690 --> 01:26:09,892
<i>♪ Best day ever ♪</i>

1939
01:26:09,893 --> 01:26:14,264
<i>♪ It's the best day ever ♪</i>

1940
01:26:14,265 --> 01:26:17,431
<i>♪ Best day ever ♪</i>

1941
01:26:17,432 --> 01:26:21,603
<i>♪ It's the best day ever ♪</i>

1942
01:26:21,604 --> 01:26:24,973
<i>♪ Best day ever ♪</i>

1943
01:26:24,974 --> 01:26:28,109
<i>♪ It's the best day ever... ♪</i>

1944
01:26:28,110 --> 01:26:30,112
<i>( pirates sighing )</i>

1945
01:26:30,112 --> 01:26:33,215
You know, David Hasselhoff
is a great artist.

1946
01:26:33,216 --> 01:26:34,750
Excuse me, sir.

1947
01:26:35,750 --> 01:26:37,150
You folks have to leave.

1948
01:26:37,151 --> 01:26:38,119
<i>( pirates growl )</i>

1949
01:26:38,120 --> 01:26:41,588
What?! Say that again,
if you dare.

1950
01:26:41,589 --> 01:26:42,790
<i>( parrot squawks )</i>

1951
01:26:42,791 --> 01:26:44,994
You folks have to leave.

1952
01:26:46,994 --> 01:26:47,929
Okay.

1953
01:26:48,929 --> 01:26:50,396
<i>( pirates muttering )</i>

1954
01:26:50,397 --> 01:26:52,466
PIRATE:
Sorry about that.

1955
01:26:53,466 --> 01:26:57,926
<i>( humming )</i>

