1 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:52,691 We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere. 2 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:15,010 Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. Thanks for coming out. 3 00:01:23,768 --> 00:01:26,804 Itchy... Itchy... 4 00:02:06,934 --> 00:02:08,179 Boring! 5 00:02:08,393 --> 00:02:10,469 Dad, we can't see the movie. 6 00:02:10,687 --> 00:02:14,637 I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free. 7 00:02:14,858 --> 00:02:18,606 If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker. 8 00:02:18,903 --> 00:02:20,608 Especially you. 9 00:02:20,644 --> 00:02:22,314 Especially you. 10 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:27,818 Movie on the big screen! 11 00:03:00,025 --> 00:03:03,441 Excuse me. My heinie is dipping. 12 00:03:19,127 --> 00:03:21,166 All right, well, thanks a lot for coming. 13 00:03:21,379 --> 00:03:23,786 We've been playing for three and a half hours. 14 00:03:24,006 --> 00:03:28,335 Now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment. 15 00:03:32,056 --> 00:03:34,344 - You suck! - Shut up and play! 16 00:03:34,558 --> 00:03:37,013 - Preachy! - We're not being preachy. 17 00:03:37,227 --> 00:03:41,438 But the pollution in your lake, it's dissolving our barge. 18 00:03:43,817 --> 00:03:45,726 I thought they touched on a vital issue. 19 00:03:45,944 --> 00:03:47,901 I beg to differ. 20 00:03:52,658 --> 00:03:56,157 Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight. 21 00:04:17,932 --> 00:04:21,052 For the latest rock band to die in our town... 22 00:04:21,269 --> 00:04:23,308 ...Lord, hear our prayer. 23 00:04:23,729 --> 00:04:26,137 Lord, hear our prayer. 24 00:04:26,857 --> 00:04:28,316 I hate being late. 25 00:04:28,526 --> 00:04:29,640 Well, I hate going. 26 00:04:29,860 --> 00:04:31,900 Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way... 27 00:04:32,112 --> 00:04:33,904 ...by praying like hell on my deathbed? 28 00:04:34,114 --> 00:04:35,822 Homer, they can hear you inside. 29 00:04:36,033 --> 00:04:41,371 Relax. Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God. 30 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:47,328 How you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus. 31 00:04:58,637 --> 00:05:01,093 Today I'd like to try something a little different. 32 00:05:01,306 --> 00:05:03,548 I'm going to call on one of you! 33 00:05:05,185 --> 00:05:07,676 Now, the word of God dwells within everyone. 34 00:05:07,896 --> 00:05:12,308 I want you to let that word out. Let your spirit... 35 00:05:12,817 --> 00:05:13,932 What is it, Ned? 36 00:05:14,152 --> 00:05:16,607 The good Lord is telling me to confess to something. 37 00:05:16,821 --> 00:05:18,814 Gay, gay, gay. 38 00:05:19,031 --> 00:05:22,151 An immodest sense of pride in our community. 39 00:05:22,910 --> 00:05:24,191 Somebody else? 40 00:05:24,662 --> 00:05:28,611 Let the Lord's light shine upon you. 41 00:05:32,503 --> 00:05:34,910 Feel the spirit. 42 00:05:35,672 --> 00:05:37,297 Let it out! 43 00:05:37,507 --> 00:05:40,793 Horrible, horrible things are going to happen! 44 00:05:41,678 --> 00:05:45,378 And they're gonna happen to you! And you! And you! And you. 45 00:05:45,598 --> 00:05:47,009 Whoa, nelly! 46 00:05:51,562 --> 00:05:54,563 People of Springfield, heed this warning: 47 00:05:54,774 --> 00:05:55,972 Twisted tail! 48 00:05:56,192 --> 00:05:57,436 A thousand eyes! 49 00:05:57,651 --> 00:05:59,893 Trapped forever! 50 00:06:04,032 --> 00:06:05,028 Dad, do something! 51 00:06:06,451 --> 00:06:08,076 This book doesn't have any answers! 52 00:06:08,286 --> 00:06:10,777 Beware! Beware! Time is short! 53 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,914 Believe me! Believe me! 54 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,925 Thanks for listening. 55 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,343 Okay, who wants waffles? 56 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,675 I do, I do, I do! 57 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,389 Wait a minute. What about Grampa? 58 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,182 - I want syrup! - I want strawberries! 59 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,058 Something happened to that man. 60 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:44,936 I'll tell you what happened to him. A certain someone had a senior moment. 61 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:50,990 But that's okay, because we love him and we got a free rug out of it. 62 00:06:51,243 --> 00:06:53,651 What is the point of going to church every Sunday... 63 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:58,118 ...when if someone we love has a genuine religious experience, we ignore it? 64 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,125 Right, Grampa? 65 00:07:00,335 --> 00:07:02,494 I want bananas on my waffles. 66 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,420 I rest my case. 67 00:07:05,674 --> 00:07:07,962 I'm not dropping this. 68 00:07:12,555 --> 00:07:15,093 Wait a minute. I'm still in the car. 69 00:07:15,308 --> 00:07:17,217 Oh, right. 70 00:07:22,648 --> 00:07:24,439 "Take out hornets' nest." 71 00:07:31,073 --> 00:07:33,112 Check. "Fix sinkhole." 72 00:07:41,749 --> 00:07:43,208 Check. 73 00:07:43,418 --> 00:07:45,209 "Re-shingle roof"? 74 00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:50,252 Steady. 75 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:54,380 Steady. 76 00:07:59,099 --> 00:08:00,510 Why, you little...! 77 00:08:00,726 --> 00:08:05,055 I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny! 78 00:08:05,272 --> 00:08:08,272 You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun. 79 00:08:08,608 --> 00:08:10,316 What kind of fun? 80 00:08:10,527 --> 00:08:11,902 How about a dare contest? 81 00:08:12,445 --> 00:08:15,280 That sounds fun. I dare you to... 82 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:17,032 ...climb the TV antenna! 83 00:08:19,285 --> 00:08:21,527 - Piece of cake. - Earthquake! 84 00:08:28,293 --> 00:08:30,202 Aftershock! 85 00:08:32,464 --> 00:08:35,133 Homer, I don't mean to be a Nervous Pervis... 86 00:08:35,342 --> 00:08:39,173 ...but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a paraplege-arino? 87 00:08:39,596 --> 00:08:40,924 Shut up, Flanders. 88 00:08:41,139 --> 00:08:43,843 - Yeah, shut up, Flanders. - Well said, boy. 89 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:47,849 Steady. Steady. 90 00:08:48,062 --> 00:08:49,177 Steady... 91 00:08:54,652 --> 00:08:57,059 Hello. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday... 92 00:08:57,279 --> 00:09:02,320 ...but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am. 93 00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:11,911 Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury than ev... 94 00:09:18,507 --> 00:09:21,959 Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat. 95 00:09:22,178 --> 00:09:23,588 Lake Springfield is... 96 00:09:34,689 --> 00:09:36,349 Come on over, Lisa. 97 00:09:36,566 --> 00:09:39,437 You can canvass me as long as you want. 98 00:09:39,652 --> 00:09:42,143 Milhouse, you don't care about the environment. 99 00:09:42,363 --> 00:09:45,032 Hey. I am very passionate about the planet. 100 00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:46,521 Say global warming is a myth. 101 00:09:46,742 --> 00:09:50,158 It's a myth! Further study is needed! 102 00:09:50,371 --> 00:09:53,490 That's for selling out your beliefs. 103 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,667 Oh, poor Milhouse. 104 00:09:57,544 --> 00:09:59,537 Dream coming true. 105 00:09:59,755 --> 00:10:02,246 Are you aware that a leaky faucet can waste over...? 106 00:10:02,466 --> 00:10:03,924 Two thousand gallons a year. 107 00:10:04,134 --> 00:10:06,838 - Turning off lights can save... - Enough energy to power Pittsburgh. 108 00:10:07,053 --> 00:10:09,211 And if we kept our thermostats at 68 in winter... 109 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:12,550 We'd be free from our dependency on foreign oil in 17 years. 110 00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:14,261 I'm Colin. 111 00:10:14,477 --> 00:10:16,101 I haven't seen you at school. 112 00:10:16,312 --> 00:10:18,186 Moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician. 113 00:10:18,397 --> 00:10:19,975 - Is he...? - He's not Bono. 114 00:10:20,191 --> 00:10:23,606 - I just thought, because you're Irish and... - He's not Bono. 115 00:10:24,236 --> 00:10:25,232 Do you play? 116 00:10:25,446 --> 00:10:27,485 Just piano, guitar, trumpet, drums and bass. 117 00:10:27,906 --> 00:10:32,153 He's pure gold. For once in your life, be cool. 118 00:10:32,369 --> 00:10:35,488 So is your name as pretty as your face? 119 00:10:39,542 --> 00:10:41,285 You okay there? 120 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:48,341 Twisted tail! A thousand eyes! Trapped forever! 121 00:10:49,844 --> 00:10:51,587 What could that be? 122 00:10:51,804 --> 00:10:54,092 I believe it's the sound the Green Lantern made... 123 00:10:54,306 --> 00:10:57,342 ...when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid. 124 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:02,853 Yeah. Thanks for coming over. 125 00:11:03,064 --> 00:11:05,223 Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants. 126 00:11:05,442 --> 00:11:07,819 Never known comfort like this. 127 00:11:10,905 --> 00:11:13,692 Why did I suggest this? 128 00:11:24,668 --> 00:11:26,993 All right, boy, time for the ultimate dare. 129 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:33,709 I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back... 130 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,754 ...naked. 131 00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:37,881 - How naked? - Fourth base. 132 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,260 Girls might see my doodle. 133 00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:44,432 Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare you chicken for life. 134 00:11:44,645 --> 00:11:48,595 Every morning, you'll wake up to "Good morning, chicken." 135 00:11:48,816 --> 00:11:50,607 At your wedding, I'll sing: 136 00:12:04,998 --> 00:12:06,871 I like men now. 137 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,203 Don't look where I'm pointing! 138 00:12:28,645 --> 00:12:31,812 Stop in the name of American squeamishness! 139 00:12:40,365 --> 00:12:44,444 Boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful... 140 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,656 Penis?! 141 00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:47,827 - Bountiful penis. - Bountiful penis. 142 00:12:48,038 --> 00:12:49,153 Amen. 143 00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:54,289 Listen, kid, nobody likes wearing clothes in public, but, you know, it's the law. 144 00:12:58,673 --> 00:13:00,500 Lunchtime! 145 00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:02,508 You can't just leave me out here. 146 00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:06,135 Don't worry, we found a friend for you to play with. 147 00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:17,814 Nelson, honey, where have you been? 148 00:13:22,237 --> 00:13:24,989 - Dad! - What seems to be the problem, officers? 149 00:13:25,198 --> 00:13:27,025 Tell him you dared me to do it. 150 00:13:27,242 --> 00:13:31,987 If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son. 151 00:13:33,498 --> 00:13:36,867 And what happens to me if it's my fault? 152 00:13:37,085 --> 00:13:39,872 You'll have to attend a one-hour parenting class. 153 00:13:40,088 --> 00:13:42,661 It was all his idea! He's out of control, I tell you! 154 00:13:42,882 --> 00:13:44,080 I'm at my wits' end. 155 00:13:44,717 --> 00:13:46,460 It's so... 156 00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:49,844 See you in court, kid. 157 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:52,178 Okay, son, let's get some lunch. 158 00:13:52,391 --> 00:13:54,051 Did you at least bring my clothes? 159 00:13:54,393 --> 00:13:56,184 Shirt, socks, everything you need. 160 00:13:56,395 --> 00:14:00,013 - You didn't bring my pants. - Who am I, Tommy Bahama? 161 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,017 This is the worst day of my life. 162 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:05,270 The worst day of your life so far. 163 00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:11,528 - Say, Bart? - What do you want, Flanders? 164 00:14:11,742 --> 00:14:14,447 If you need pants, I carry an extra pair. 165 00:14:14,662 --> 00:14:17,366 You know how boys are, always praying through the knees. 166 00:14:17,581 --> 00:14:19,823 Why are you helping me? I'm not your kid. 167 00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:23,991 We're neighbors. I'm sure your father would do the same for my boys. 168 00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:25,623 Thank you. 169 00:14:33,054 --> 00:14:35,675 - Hey, what's with you? - You really wanna know? 170 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:37,218 Of course I do. 171 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:39,889 What kind of a father wouldn't care about...? 172 00:14:40,102 --> 00:14:41,300 A pig wearing a hat! 173 00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:43,684 Action. 174 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:48,858 Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty, for my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. 175 00:14:49,069 --> 00:14:53,980 If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico! 176 00:14:58,078 --> 00:15:00,403 And we're clear. 177 00:15:00,622 --> 00:15:02,495 Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig. 178 00:15:04,626 --> 00:15:07,662 What...?! You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes! 179 00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:23,722 You're coming home with me. 180 00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:30,310 "A thousand eyes." What could that be? 181 00:15:31,443 --> 00:15:35,310 I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number. 182 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:40,275 Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married to someone who's recklessly impulsive? 183 00:15:40,493 --> 00:15:42,485 Actually, it's aged me horribly. 184 00:15:42,703 --> 00:15:45,621 Then say hello to the newest Simpson. 185 00:15:51,753 --> 00:15:53,164 Homer! 186 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:59,501 I believe what happened in church was a warning about precisely this. 187 00:15:59,719 --> 00:16:01,759 Please, get rid of that pig. 188 00:16:01,971 --> 00:16:06,929 Oh, you're gonna love him. Look, he does an impression of you. 189 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,643 You nailed her. 190 00:16:11,856 --> 00:16:14,773 He also does me. 191 00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:17,981 You smiled. I'm off the hook. 192 00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:30,072 Oh, you have so many looks. 193 00:16:47,222 --> 00:16:49,014 So that's what snug is. 194 00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:51,466 Who's a good pig? 195 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,344 Who's a good pig? 196 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,105 Rough day, huh, son? 197 00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,689 You don't know what rough is, sister. 198 00:17:03,905 --> 00:17:06,989 Bart, you know, whenever my boys bake up a batch of frownies... 199 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,528 ...I take them fishing. 200 00:17:08,743 --> 00:17:10,901 Does your dad ever take you fishing? 201 00:17:14,081 --> 00:17:17,664 Dad, it's not fair to use a bug zapper to catch the fish. 202 00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:21,375 If you love fish like I do, you want them to die with dignity. 203 00:17:26,885 --> 00:17:29,636 I think I have a nibble. 204 00:17:37,603 --> 00:17:39,892 I think fishing might be more fun with you. 205 00:17:40,106 --> 00:17:42,893 Oh, great. Now, how about I fix you some cocoa? 206 00:17:43,108 --> 00:17:44,982 No way. Cocoa's for wusses. 207 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,064 Well, sir, if you change your mind, it's on the windowsill. 208 00:18:08,382 --> 00:18:09,841 Oh, my God. 209 00:18:11,594 --> 00:18:14,678 Oh, wait. I didn't tell you the best part. He loves the environment. 210 00:18:14,888 --> 00:18:19,467 Oh, wait! I still didn't tell you the best part. He's got an Irish brogue. 211 00:18:19,685 --> 00:18:22,258 No, no, wait! I still didn't tell you the best part. 212 00:18:22,479 --> 00:18:24,270 He's not imaginary! 213 00:18:24,481 --> 00:18:26,473 Oh, honey, that's great. 214 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:30,558 But the very best thing is that he listens to you. 215 00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:34,064 Because nothing means more than for a man to... 216 00:18:34,282 --> 00:18:37,069 How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling? 217 00:18:37,285 --> 00:18:39,443 ♪ Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig ♪ 218 00:18:39,662 --> 00:18:42,117 ♪ Does whatever a Spider-Pig does ♪ 219 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,573 ♪ Can he swing from a web? ♪ 220 00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:46,831 ♪ No, he can't, he's a pig ♪ 221 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:50,911 ♪ Look out He is the Spider-Pig ♪ 222 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,386 Are we having fun yet? 223 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,339 We are now. You've got a bite. 224 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,881 Whoa, mama! 225 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,808 Oh, no, my good pole! 226 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,148 You're not strangling me. 227 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,766 What the...? Strangling's only good for... 228 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,111 Well, it's not good for anything. 229 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,361 The only time you should lay hands on a boy... 230 00:19:18,573 --> 00:19:20,400 ...is to give him a good pat on the back. 231 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,526 Hey, what the hell are you...? 232 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,158 One more time. 233 00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:44,129 Honey, I'm home. 234 00:19:49,686 --> 00:19:51,762 We are at the tipping point, people. 235 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:53,771 If we don't do something now... 236 00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:59,018 I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought. Isn't he dreamy? 237 00:19:59,237 --> 00:20:00,351 Agreed. 238 00:20:00,571 --> 00:20:02,066 Okay, so here's the bottom line: 239 00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:04,357 If we don't change our ways right now... 240 00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:08,359 ...pollution in Lake Springfield will be at this level. 241 00:20:09,288 --> 00:20:10,616 That's not so bad. 242 00:20:10,831 --> 00:20:13,702 No, the lift is stuck. 243 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,128 Am I getting through to anyone? 244 00:20:22,342 --> 00:20:24,880 Hell, yeah. We need a new one of those things. 245 00:20:25,095 --> 00:20:27,383 All in favor of a new scissor lift, say "aye." 246 00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:29,340 - Aye. - No! 247 00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:34,596 This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare. 248 00:20:34,812 --> 00:20:36,223 But I knew you wouldn't listen. 249 00:20:36,439 --> 00:20:40,222 So I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses. 250 00:20:42,236 --> 00:20:44,312 This is why we should hate kids. 251 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:45,988 This is serious, people. 252 00:20:46,198 --> 00:20:50,575 No more dumping in the lake. I hereby declare a state of emergency. 253 00:20:50,785 --> 00:20:52,114 Code black. 254 00:20:53,246 --> 00:20:56,994 Black? That's the worst color there is. 255 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:59,960 - No offense there, Carl. - I get it all the time. 256 00:21:17,185 --> 00:21:19,676 Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake. 257 00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:25,732 Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor. 258 00:21:26,903 --> 00:21:29,061 Chief, I think there was a dead body in there. 259 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,530 I thought that too, until he said "yard trimmings." 260 00:21:32,742 --> 00:21:34,450 You gotta learn to listen, Lou. 261 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:38,989 Let us now make sure this barrier is completely idiot-proof. 262 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:41,199 - Cletus. - Yessum? 263 00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,456 Try to dump something in the lake. 264 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:45,377 Okay. 265 00:21:53,428 --> 00:21:56,179 I can't. I simply can't. 266 00:21:56,389 --> 00:21:57,967 - Brilliant. - Very effective. 267 00:22:10,027 --> 00:22:12,600 Don't get any ideas. 268 00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:20,031 Maybe we should kiss, just to break the tension. 269 00:22:20,245 --> 00:22:22,154 What's going on here? 270 00:22:22,372 --> 00:22:23,451 Nothing. Nothing. 271 00:22:23,665 --> 00:22:25,990 I'm not sure that pig should be in the house. 272 00:22:26,209 --> 00:22:30,206 And by the way, what are you doing with his leavings? 273 00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:34,205 Don't worry. I've devised a most elegant solution. 274 00:22:36,385 --> 00:22:37,879 It's leaking. 275 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:41,630 It's not leaking, it's overflowing. 276 00:22:41,849 --> 00:22:45,798 He filled up the whole silo in just two days? 277 00:22:46,019 --> 00:22:47,015 Well, I helped. 278 00:22:47,229 --> 00:22:52,519 Homer, stop! Stop. I know it's easy for your mind to wander... 279 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:58,524 ...but I want you to really concentrate on me. 280 00:23:00,741 --> 00:23:05,617 I can't escape the feeling that this is the crisis Grampa warned us about. 281 00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:08,996 You have to dispose of that waste properly. 282 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:11,540 Okay, Marge. I will. 283 00:23:11,752 --> 00:23:13,661 You can take Spider-Pig with you. 284 00:23:13,879 --> 00:23:17,212 He's not Spider-Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper. 285 00:23:30,978 --> 00:23:31,974 Hello. 286 00:23:32,188 --> 00:23:33,563 Homer, you gotta get over here. 287 00:23:33,773 --> 00:23:37,391 Health inspector shut down the doughnut store, they're giving out free doughnuts! 288 00:23:37,610 --> 00:23:40,563 Oh, my God, oh, my God! I just got one thing I gotta do first. 289 00:23:40,779 --> 00:23:44,230 Well, you better hurry. They're going fast. 290 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:47,067 Whoa, that was close. 291 00:24:28,157 --> 00:24:30,730 Evil! 292 00:24:32,411 --> 00:24:34,451 Drive, drive, drive! 293 00:24:34,914 --> 00:24:36,538 Oh, right. 294 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:06,357 Look at that. You can see the four states that border Springfield: 295 00:25:06,568 --> 00:25:10,233 Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky. 296 00:25:10,697 --> 00:25:11,776 Oh, yeah. 297 00:25:11,990 --> 00:25:15,324 And if you look real close, you can almost... 298 00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:21,161 Well, this certainly seems odd... 299 00:25:21,374 --> 00:25:25,074 ...but who am I to question the work of the Almighty? 300 00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:30,417 We thank you, Lord, for this mighty fine intelligent design. 301 00:25:30,633 --> 00:25:32,506 Good job. 302 00:25:33,219 --> 00:25:35,425 Jabbity, jabbity, jab, jab, jab! 303 00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:37,796 Hey! Jab one more eye and it's a federal crime. 304 00:25:39,057 --> 00:25:41,809 - Who are you? - Environmental Protection Agency. 305 00:25:50,151 --> 00:25:53,187 Russ Cargill, head of the EPA, here to see the president. 306 00:25:58,826 --> 00:25:59,941 Mr. President. 307 00:26:01,412 --> 00:26:02,610 Ja, that is me. 308 00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:06,495 Pollution in Springfield has reached crisis levels. 309 00:26:07,501 --> 00:26:11,545 I hate this job. Everything's "crisis" this and "end of the world" that. 310 00:26:11,755 --> 00:26:14,590 Nobody opens with a joke. I miss Danny De Vito. 311 00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:18,464 You want a joke, huh? Stop me if you've heard this one. 312 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:22,680 Look at those angry eyes and giant teeth. 313 00:26:22,890 --> 00:26:24,848 It's like Christmas at the Kennedy compound. 314 00:26:25,268 --> 00:26:28,138 You know, sir, when you made me head of the EPA... 315 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:31,723 ...you appointed one of the most successful men in America... 316 00:26:31,941 --> 00:26:34,099 ...to the least successful agency in government. 317 00:26:34,318 --> 00:26:36,227 And why did I take the job? 318 00:26:36,445 --> 00:26:39,150 Because I'm a rich man who wanted to give something back. 319 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:40,906 Not the money, but something. 320 00:26:41,116 --> 00:26:45,279 So here is our chance to kick some ass for Mother Earth. 321 00:26:45,495 --> 00:26:48,200 - I'm listening. - Well, I've narrowed your choices down... 322 00:26:48,415 --> 00:26:50,372 ...to five unthinkable options. 323 00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,161 Each will cause untold misery... 324 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:53,871 I pick number three. 325 00:26:54,087 --> 00:26:55,664 You don't wanna read them first? 326 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,498 I was elected to lead, not to read. Number three! 327 00:27:40,797 --> 00:27:43,751 We're being sealed in a dome! 328 00:27:46,094 --> 00:27:47,802 What do I do? I don't know what to do! 329 00:27:48,012 --> 00:27:50,135 If I stay, I'm trapped. If I leave, I'm alone. 330 00:27:50,348 --> 00:27:52,008 Oh, God. In, out, in, out! 331 00:27:52,225 --> 00:27:53,304 I never saw Venice. 332 00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:08,531 "Trapped forever." 333 00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:11,065 It's all come true. 334 00:28:11,284 --> 00:28:14,867 That crazy old man in church was right. 335 00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:23,993 Dome! 336 00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:41,477 All right, men, open fire. 337 00:28:43,732 --> 00:28:45,475 Who's hurt? Raise your hands. 338 00:28:47,402 --> 00:28:48,481 Without the attitude. 339 00:28:48,695 --> 00:28:51,268 People, people. I have an important announcement. 340 00:28:51,614 --> 00:28:54,698 I have just perfected an acid-firing super-drill... 341 00:28:54,909 --> 00:28:57,863 - ...which can cut through anything. - Hey, that's cool. 342 00:28:58,079 --> 00:28:59,241 It's right there. 343 00:28:59,455 --> 00:29:03,155 Just outside of the dome. 344 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:08,376 What ruthless madmen could have done this to us? 345 00:29:08,588 --> 00:29:10,166 The United States government. 346 00:29:12,801 --> 00:29:15,173 My name is Russ Cargill and I'm head of the EPA. 347 00:29:16,679 --> 00:29:17,675 The what? 348 00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:20,344 - Environmental Protection Agency. - Come again? 349 00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:22,883 Look, I'm a man on a big TV. Just listen. 350 00:29:23,269 --> 00:29:25,676 - Springfield has become... - Springfield! 351 00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:28,394 The most polluted city in the history of the planet. 352 00:29:28,607 --> 00:29:29,936 Drama queen! 353 00:29:30,526 --> 00:29:32,234 To keep your poisons from spreading... 354 00:29:32,444 --> 00:29:34,520 ...your government has sealed you in this dome. 355 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,031 It's the last thing we wanted to do. 356 00:29:38,241 --> 00:29:40,779 I own the company that makes the dome, but that's beside the point. 357 00:29:40,994 --> 00:29:42,702 You mean we're trapped like rats? 358 00:29:42,912 --> 00:29:48,073 No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like carrots. 359 00:29:49,127 --> 00:29:53,623 Wait. We couldn't be more polluted. Everyone stopped dumping in the lake. 360 00:29:53,839 --> 00:29:55,998 Apparently someone didn't get the message. 361 00:29:57,927 --> 00:29:59,884 Act natural. 362 00:30:00,095 --> 00:30:03,594 Hey, buddy, sooner or later, people are gonna discover this. 363 00:30:03,807 --> 00:30:07,591 Don't worry about that. We found a way to take you off the map. 364 00:30:09,312 --> 00:30:11,471 Coming up on your right: 365 00:30:11,690 --> 00:30:13,314 Nothing. 366 00:30:13,566 --> 00:30:16,686 This is Kent Brockman, reporting to you on a crisis so serious... 367 00:30:16,903 --> 00:30:18,942 ...it has its own name and theme music. 368 00:30:22,158 --> 00:30:24,281 The dome has put an end to life as we know it. 369 00:30:24,493 --> 00:30:29,618 The town is running low on supplies of everything from gasoline to Botox. 370 00:30:29,832 --> 00:30:31,789 Moment, please. 371 00:30:34,670 --> 00:30:39,296 Now, as always, we end our news on "The Lighter Side." 372 00:30:39,508 --> 00:30:42,923 It's the time of year when the swallows return to Springfield. 373 00:30:54,772 --> 00:30:58,472 I think the thing I miss most is a simple summer breeze. 374 00:31:04,323 --> 00:31:06,114 Maggie? 375 00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:10,950 We've got dome wax, dome polish, dome freshener, all your dome needs... 376 00:31:11,204 --> 00:31:13,493 ...at Dome Depot, located at the 105 and the dome. 377 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:15,865 Dome Depot! 378 00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:18,076 Maggie got out! Maggie got out! 379 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:24,378 Maggie was right there, just outside the dome. 380 00:31:24,592 --> 00:31:26,833 Marge, she's right here. 381 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:32,217 This dome can play tricks on you. You just have to keep calm and... 382 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,630 Oh, my God. 383 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:38,512 I'm out of the dome. Fresh air! Freedom! 384 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,105 I'll write you. Lead good lives! 385 00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:59,038 Good evening, this is Kent Brockman. 386 00:31:59,249 --> 00:32:01,954 Efforts to find out whose selfish crime... 387 00:32:02,169 --> 00:32:04,494 ...caused our entrapment have been fruitless. 388 00:32:05,505 --> 00:32:06,584 Until moments ago! 389 00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:11,172 A shocking discovery has been made here at Lake Springfield. 390 00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:14,342 That could be anybody's pig-crap silo. 391 00:32:18,392 --> 00:32:22,093 Homer, it was you. 392 00:32:22,313 --> 00:32:24,982 You single-handedly killed this town. 393 00:32:25,191 --> 00:32:27,432 I know. It's weird. 394 00:32:27,651 --> 00:32:31,067 Just a reminder, this station does not endorse vigilante justice. 395 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,901 Unless it gets results. Which it will. 396 00:32:35,742 --> 00:32:39,787 You didn't listen to me after I warned you. 397 00:32:39,996 --> 00:32:43,531 Don't worry, nobody watches this stupid show. 398 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:45,956 What's that ominous glow in the distance? 399 00:32:48,963 --> 00:32:51,252 Kill! Kill! Kill! 400 00:33:00,265 --> 00:33:03,848 Marge, look. Those idiots don't even know where we live. 401 00:33:05,187 --> 00:33:07,013 Kill! Kill! Kill! 402 00:33:08,356 --> 00:33:11,191 We want Homer! We want Homer! 403 00:33:11,401 --> 00:33:14,188 You monster. You monster! 404 00:33:14,654 --> 00:33:15,816 Did you see the news? 405 00:33:16,030 --> 00:33:17,939 Honey, come on, we have bigger problems. 406 00:33:18,157 --> 00:33:20,399 But I'm so angry. 407 00:33:20,618 --> 00:33:24,069 You're a woman. You can hold on to it forever. 408 00:33:25,664 --> 00:33:26,945 Okay. 409 00:33:27,666 --> 00:33:31,580 Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob... 410 00:33:31,795 --> 00:33:34,084 ...and apologize for what you did. 411 00:33:34,297 --> 00:33:37,547 I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you. 412 00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:39,752 No, we won't. We just want Homer! 413 00:33:39,969 --> 00:33:42,176 Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grampa. 414 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:44,096 I'm part of the mob! 415 00:33:46,809 --> 00:33:48,766 Teeny! Take out the baby. 416 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,947 Here, let me get that for you. 417 00:34:11,666 --> 00:34:14,371 Stay back. I got a chain saw. 418 00:34:25,721 --> 00:34:26,717 Bart! 419 00:34:26,930 --> 00:34:28,389 Crawl across. Hurry. 420 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:30,887 But if they see you helping us, they'll kill you. 421 00:34:31,101 --> 00:34:33,722 I'm sure your father would do the same for... 422 00:34:35,063 --> 00:34:37,352 Point taken. Now, hustle your bustles. 423 00:34:41,027 --> 00:34:42,402 Archers. 424 00:34:43,029 --> 00:34:45,602 I'm using a red arrow so I know who I kill. 425 00:34:49,118 --> 00:34:53,198 No, Plopper. If you push that, Daddy will die. 426 00:34:58,710 --> 00:35:01,497 Hey, my luck's beginning to turn. 427 00:35:05,091 --> 00:35:06,883 Wait! There's something I have to get. 428 00:35:24,234 --> 00:35:26,026 - What'd you get? - Our wedding video. 429 00:35:27,488 --> 00:35:29,729 - We have a wedding video? - Torch his gas tank! 430 00:35:33,869 --> 00:35:35,826 We lost them. 431 00:35:50,426 --> 00:35:52,003 Up here. 432 00:35:53,429 --> 00:35:54,424 Get them! Get them! 433 00:35:59,268 --> 00:36:00,596 Little help? 434 00:36:05,231 --> 00:36:07,936 You know, the word "apology"... 435 00:36:08,151 --> 00:36:13,856 ...is tossed around a lot these days, but when it comes from in here... 436 00:36:25,459 --> 00:36:28,294 Mom, what are we gonna do? 437 00:36:30,505 --> 00:36:31,834 Maggie, not now. 438 00:36:33,550 --> 00:36:34,712 We'll play later. 439 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,803 The sinkhole. Follow me, kids! 440 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:48,096 - Geronimo! - Sacajawea! 441 00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:56,017 So long, losers! 442 00:37:02,285 --> 00:37:05,405 The top of his head is still showing. Claw at it! 443 00:37:39,362 --> 00:37:43,276 Well, they're China's problem now. 444 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,413 Colin! 445 00:38:01,258 --> 00:38:03,380 I can't hear you! 446 00:38:23,612 --> 00:38:27,941 I never thought my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this is... 447 00:38:28,158 --> 00:38:31,657 Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again! 448 00:38:32,954 --> 00:38:34,745 Perfect. 449 00:38:45,299 --> 00:38:49,083 - What do we do? - Now we run. 450 00:38:52,973 --> 00:38:54,598 I'm afraid we lost them, sir. 451 00:38:54,808 --> 00:38:56,136 Damn it! 452 00:38:56,351 --> 00:38:59,269 Well, then, you find them and you get them back in the dome. 453 00:38:59,479 --> 00:39:00,890 And so nobody else gets out... 454 00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:03,775 ...I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. 455 00:39:03,983 --> 00:39:05,264 I want 10,000 tough guys... 456 00:39:05,485 --> 00:39:08,688 ...and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. 457 00:39:08,905 --> 00:39:12,108 And here's how I want them arranged: Tough, tough, soft, tough... 458 00:39:12,325 --> 00:39:17,319 ...soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft. 459 00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:20,872 Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power. 460 00:39:21,083 --> 00:39:25,080 Of course. Ever try going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you. 461 00:39:54,531 --> 00:39:57,532 - Bart, are you drinking whiskey? - I'm troubled. 462 00:39:57,742 --> 00:39:59,984 - Bart. - I promise, I'll stop tomorrow. 463 00:40:00,203 --> 00:40:02,611 You'll stop right now. 464 00:40:06,918 --> 00:40:08,376 You come back here, little man. 465 00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:15,757 I miss Flanders. There, I said it! 466 00:40:16,302 --> 00:40:18,175 - Where's your father? - He went out. 467 00:40:18,387 --> 00:40:20,842 Let's quickly rebuild our lives while he's gone. 468 00:40:21,056 --> 00:40:22,681 Hey, guys? 469 00:40:23,141 --> 00:40:25,679 What's the secret knock, again? 470 00:40:28,563 --> 00:40:32,014 Look, I know I screwed up. This is big. 471 00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:34,605 It's huge! We're homeless! 472 00:40:34,819 --> 00:40:36,895 Our friends wanna kill us! 473 00:40:37,113 --> 00:40:39,520 Before we can even stay in the same room with you... 474 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:42,196 ...I need to know what was going through your mind... 475 00:40:42,410 --> 00:40:44,698 ...when you didn't listen to me... 476 00:40:44,912 --> 00:40:48,411 ...and dumped that silo in the lake. 477 00:40:48,791 --> 00:40:49,870 Homer! 478 00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:53,702 I don't know what to tell you, Marge. I don't think about things. 479 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,043 I respect people who do... 480 00:40:56,256 --> 00:41:01,760 ...but I just try to make the days not hurt until I get to crawl in next to you again. 481 00:41:04,597 --> 00:41:05,628 I mean, oh. 482 00:41:06,099 --> 00:41:10,013 Look, I'm really sorry. But I'm more than just sorry... 483 00:41:10,228 --> 00:41:12,054 ...I'm prepared with a solution. 484 00:41:12,646 --> 00:41:16,858 I've always been afraid I'd screw up our lives so badly we'd need a backup plan. 485 00:41:17,693 --> 00:41:21,773 And that plan is right here! 486 00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:24,945 No. 487 00:41:25,158 --> 00:41:26,237 Nope. 488 00:41:26,451 --> 00:41:28,076 Bingo. 489 00:41:31,748 --> 00:41:33,076 Bear with me. 490 00:41:38,087 --> 00:41:39,166 Alaska? 491 00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:43,330 Alaska. A place where you can't be too fat or too drunk. 492 00:41:43,551 --> 00:41:45,211 Where no one says things like: 493 00:41:45,427 --> 00:41:48,796 "Let's see your high school equivalency certificate." 494 00:41:49,515 --> 00:41:51,139 I don't know, Homie. 495 00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:53,768 I'm not saying it right. 496 00:41:53,977 --> 00:41:57,678 Look, the thing is, I can't start a new life alone. 497 00:41:57,898 --> 00:42:00,649 And I've really come to like you guys. 498 00:42:02,485 --> 00:42:05,058 I just don't see it. 499 00:42:09,075 --> 00:42:12,775 Marge, in every marriage, you get one chance to say: 500 00:42:12,995 --> 00:42:15,237 "I need you to do this with me." 501 00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:21,207 And there's only one answer when somebody says that. 502 00:42:26,675 --> 00:42:29,960 Okay, Homie, I'm with you. 503 00:42:30,178 --> 00:42:31,838 Thank you, my sweetheart. 504 00:42:32,388 --> 00:42:34,215 - Mom? - Yes, honey? 505 00:42:34,849 --> 00:42:36,676 You just bought another load of crap... 506 00:42:36,893 --> 00:42:39,929 ...from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman. 507 00:42:40,146 --> 00:42:42,637 You'll pay for ruining this golden family moment! 508 00:42:42,857 --> 00:42:43,852 Homer! 509 00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:47,351 How are we supposed to get to Alaska without any money? 510 00:42:47,569 --> 00:42:52,030 All right, son. If you don't believe in me, believe in America. 511 00:42:52,699 --> 00:42:58,784 America. Where any man can make quick money with no questions asked. 512 00:43:01,374 --> 00:43:03,450 Step right up and win my truck! 513 00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:06,953 All you have to do is conquer the Ball of Death. 514 00:43:07,171 --> 00:43:08,546 - What's the catch? - No catch. 515 00:43:08,756 --> 00:43:12,670 Just ride the motorcycle all the way around just one time. 516 00:43:12,885 --> 00:43:14,961 Three tries for $ 10. 517 00:43:15,346 --> 00:43:18,465 - Marge, how much money do we have? - Ten dollars. 518 00:43:20,892 --> 00:43:22,435 That counts as a try. 519 00:43:26,815 --> 00:43:28,475 That's two. 520 00:43:30,819 --> 00:43:32,017 And that's three. 521 00:43:32,237 --> 00:43:34,988 Here's what I'll do, because I like seeing you hurt yourself: 522 00:43:35,198 --> 00:43:36,656 I'll give you one on the house. 523 00:43:36,866 --> 00:43:38,693 - You're the best. - Dad! 524 00:43:38,909 --> 00:43:42,574 When you get to the top, don't slow down, speed up! 525 00:43:42,788 --> 00:43:45,742 - But that's when it's the scariest. - Just do it! 526 00:43:57,886 --> 00:43:59,380 Yes! 527 00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:03,388 Yay, Dad! 528 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:12,645 I'll take that truck now. 529 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:17,810 Oh, man. My wives are gonna kill me. 530 00:44:20,073 --> 00:44:23,608 Next stop, Alaska! 531 00:44:29,415 --> 00:44:31,408 Day 37 under the dome. 532 00:44:31,626 --> 00:44:35,493 We are facing intermittent power failures which... 533 00:44:38,632 --> 00:44:41,882 Okay, very funny. I'm gonna turn the lights off again. 534 00:44:42,094 --> 00:44:45,178 When they come back on, I want all my booze back the way it was. 535 00:44:49,851 --> 00:44:52,936 Yeah, okay. Okay. 536 00:44:59,611 --> 00:45:03,608 I'm very proud of you, Bart. Over 24 hours sober. 537 00:45:03,823 --> 00:45:06,112 - You are, aren't you? - I'll prove it. 538 00:45:12,081 --> 00:45:15,912 We're giving your father another chance, and we owe it to him to... 539 00:45:17,336 --> 00:45:18,794 - Oh, my God. - Can I help you? 540 00:45:21,339 --> 00:45:22,834 We need diapers. 541 00:45:23,049 --> 00:45:25,256 - Okay. - No. No, we don't. We don't. 542 00:45:25,468 --> 00:45:27,377 - Ladies' razorblades. - Right. 543 00:45:27,595 --> 00:45:31,593 No! No. No, we don't. I forgot, we're European. 544 00:45:32,141 --> 00:45:33,552 Just give us beef jerky. 545 00:45:33,768 --> 00:45:36,519 Lots and lots of beef jerky. 546 00:45:36,729 --> 00:45:39,599 That's right. That's what we need. That's all we came in for. 547 00:45:39,815 --> 00:45:41,144 Sure. 548 00:45:44,486 --> 00:45:46,693 Oh, my God. There they are! 549 00:46:06,299 --> 00:46:10,213 So you want some of my electricity, do you? 550 00:46:11,512 --> 00:46:14,797 Well, for once, the rich white man is in control. 551 00:46:15,015 --> 00:46:17,138 I have two buttons behind this desk. 552 00:46:17,351 --> 00:46:21,977 One will supply your town with power, the other releases the hounds. 553 00:46:22,272 --> 00:46:24,977 Reach me. Make me your brother. 554 00:46:25,233 --> 00:46:27,391 The hospital's generator is about to give out. 555 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:28,855 Lives will be lost. 556 00:46:29,195 --> 00:46:32,813 "Lives lost." Go on. 557 00:46:33,032 --> 00:46:36,152 We got a convict we were gonna fry tomorrow, but now we can't. 558 00:46:36,369 --> 00:46:38,741 Tempting. Tempting. 559 00:46:38,954 --> 00:46:40,662 Look, all our reasons mean nothing. 560 00:46:40,873 --> 00:46:44,573 Just look into your heart and you'll find the answer. 561 00:46:48,046 --> 00:46:50,881 - First door on the right. - Thank you. 562 00:46:58,890 --> 00:47:02,722 What...? This isn't the way I pictured Alaska at all! 563 00:47:02,935 --> 00:47:04,394 Oh, that's better. 564 00:47:04,604 --> 00:47:06,347 Homer! 565 00:47:12,778 --> 00:47:15,613 Well, at least my poster didn't get torn. 566 00:47:26,791 --> 00:47:29,994 Welcome to Alaska. Here's $ 1000. 567 00:47:30,211 --> 00:47:32,784 Well, it's about time! But why? 568 00:47:33,005 --> 00:47:34,962 We pay every resident $ 1000... 569 00:47:35,174 --> 00:47:38,091 ...to allow oil companies to ravage our state's natural beauty. 570 00:47:38,302 --> 00:47:40,378 I'm home! 571 00:47:40,596 --> 00:47:42,469 Oh, thanks. 572 00:47:59,947 --> 00:48:01,739 What are you doing, Bart? 573 00:48:01,949 --> 00:48:03,408 Just passing the time. 574 00:48:17,047 --> 00:48:20,629 My boy loves Alaska so much, he's applauding it. 575 00:48:20,842 --> 00:48:23,298 - Lisa, why aren't you clapping? - But, Dad... 576 00:48:23,511 --> 00:48:24,970 Clap for Alaska! 577 00:48:42,154 --> 00:48:46,531 Well, Marge, we're separated from the kids by a wall of snow. 578 00:48:46,742 --> 00:48:50,490 All my dreams are coming true. 579 00:49:21,566 --> 00:49:23,226 We're going to need more birds. 580 00:49:44,755 --> 00:49:46,546 Day 93 under the dome. 581 00:49:46,756 --> 00:49:49,045 With necessities growing dangerously low... 582 00:49:49,259 --> 00:49:52,213 ...who knows what spark will set off this powder keg? 583 00:49:53,638 --> 00:49:55,844 - Let's discuss Tuesdays with Morrie. - Again? 584 00:49:56,057 --> 00:49:58,726 If we don't get a new book, I'm going to puke. 585 00:49:58,935 --> 00:50:02,600 You're the five people I'm going to meet in hell! 586 00:50:04,565 --> 00:50:06,557 We're out of coffee! 587 00:50:08,694 --> 00:50:11,944 I can't take another minute in this dome! 588 00:50:22,790 --> 00:50:24,664 Take that. 589 00:50:25,043 --> 00:50:26,501 Oh, no! Blowback! 590 00:50:32,967 --> 00:50:34,627 Look what they're doing to our dome. 591 00:50:42,267 --> 00:50:43,512 You know what that is, sir? 592 00:50:43,727 --> 00:50:45,435 - A crack? - Exactly. 593 00:50:45,645 --> 00:50:48,812 People got out of the dome before, they're gonna get out again. 594 00:50:49,024 --> 00:50:51,859 When they do, there's gonna be hearings, investigations... 595 00:50:53,361 --> 00:50:55,816 I'll have to go back to making family comedies. 596 00:50:57,824 --> 00:50:59,863 Don't worry, I have a solution for you, sir. 597 00:51:00,076 --> 00:51:02,613 In fact, I have five solutions. 598 00:51:02,828 --> 00:51:05,284 You don't have to read them. You'll have deniability. 599 00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:07,289 I'll take care of it. You know nothing. 600 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,291 No. I need to know what I'm approving. 601 00:51:10,502 --> 00:51:14,416 Absolutely. But on the other hand, knowing things is overrated. 602 00:51:14,631 --> 00:51:16,956 Anyone can pick something when they know what it is. 603 00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:20,508 It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about. 604 00:51:21,596 --> 00:51:23,138 - Okay, I pick three. - Try again. 605 00:51:23,348 --> 00:51:25,139 - One. Five? - Go higher. Too high. 606 00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:26,464 - Three? - You said three. 607 00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:28,475 - Six? Two? - There is no six. Double it. 608 00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:30,014 - Four! - As you wish, sir. 609 00:51:42,783 --> 00:51:46,234 Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon? 610 00:51:46,453 --> 00:51:49,323 Here we are, kids, the Grand Canyon. 611 00:51:49,539 --> 00:51:53,868 It's so old and boring. I want a new one. Now! 612 00:51:54,085 --> 00:51:56,208 Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. 613 00:51:56,420 --> 00:51:58,709 The U.S. Government has lost its credibility... 614 00:51:58,923 --> 00:52:00,583 ...so it's borrowing some of mine. 615 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,175 Tousle my hair, Mr. Hanks. 616 00:52:02,384 --> 00:52:04,341 Sure thing, son. 617 00:52:06,096 --> 00:52:09,180 Now, I'm pleased to tell you all about the New Grand Canyon. 618 00:52:10,601 --> 00:52:12,889 This weekend. East of Shelbyville and south of Capitol City. 619 00:52:13,395 --> 00:52:14,972 That's where Springfield is! 620 00:52:15,188 --> 00:52:17,560 It's nowhere near where anything is or ever was. 621 00:52:17,774 --> 00:52:18,937 This is Tom Hanks, saying: 622 00:52:19,150 --> 00:52:22,151 If you're going to pick a government to trust, why not this one? 623 00:52:22,695 --> 00:52:23,691 Did you see that? 624 00:52:23,905 --> 00:52:26,609 Yes, they're going to destroy Springfield. 625 00:52:26,824 --> 00:52:28,567 But we're going to stop them. 626 00:52:28,784 --> 00:52:31,571 Homie, get your clothes on. Homie? 627 00:52:31,787 --> 00:52:34,076 I'm happy here. Screw Springfield! 628 00:52:35,541 --> 00:52:38,577 I can't believe you'd say something so selfish. 629 00:52:38,794 --> 00:52:41,960 Marge, those people chased us with pitchforks and torches. 630 00:52:42,172 --> 00:52:44,544 Torches! At 4 in the afternoon! 631 00:52:44,758 --> 00:52:47,545 - It was 7 at night. - It was during Access Hollywood. 632 00:52:47,761 --> 00:52:49,587 Which is on at 4 and 7. 633 00:52:50,346 --> 00:52:53,632 Dad, how can you turn your back on everyone who loved us? 634 00:52:53,850 --> 00:52:55,641 Flanders helped when we were in trouble. 635 00:52:55,852 --> 00:52:57,891 Who cares what he did? He's not your father. 636 00:52:58,104 --> 00:52:59,266 I wish he was. 637 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,472 You don't mean that. You worship me. 638 00:53:01,690 --> 00:53:04,015 Oh, yeah? Look what I did to your picture. 639 00:53:04,693 --> 00:53:05,689 Look at it. 640 00:53:05,944 --> 00:53:07,771 How-dilly-doo-dilly. How-dilly-doo-dilly. 641 00:53:07,988 --> 00:53:09,447 Why, you little...! 642 00:53:10,449 --> 00:53:11,991 I'll strangle-angle you! 643 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,481 Diddily-diddily. 644 00:53:13,702 --> 00:53:16,027 Bart, stop it! Leave this to me. 645 00:53:17,372 --> 00:53:19,115 Homer... 646 00:53:19,666 --> 00:53:23,200 ...in every marriage, you get one chance to say: 647 00:53:23,419 --> 00:53:26,503 "I need you to do this with me." 648 00:53:27,965 --> 00:53:31,666 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 649 00:53:31,886 --> 00:53:33,048 Homer Simpson! 650 00:53:33,262 --> 00:53:34,804 We're saving Springfield! 651 00:53:35,013 --> 00:53:37,172 Listen to me, all of you. We are staying. 652 00:53:37,391 --> 00:53:38,933 We have a great life in Alaska... 653 00:53:39,142 --> 00:53:42,392 ...and we're never going back to America again. 654 00:53:42,604 --> 00:53:44,561 I have spoken! 655 00:54:04,249 --> 00:54:09,326 Well, I guess I've let her worry about me long enough. 656 00:54:21,349 --> 00:54:24,054 Marge? Kids? 657 00:54:37,406 --> 00:54:39,279 Okay, here goes. 658 00:54:39,491 --> 00:54:40,866 Homer... 659 00:54:41,076 --> 00:54:43,033 ...I've always stood up for you. 660 00:54:43,245 --> 00:54:46,364 When people point out your flaws... 661 00:54:46,581 --> 00:54:48,372 ...I always say: 662 00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:53,660 "Well, sometimes you have to stand back to appreciate a work of art. " 663 00:54:54,922 --> 00:54:56,416 Way back. 664 00:54:56,632 --> 00:54:59,882 Lately, what's keeping us together... 665 00:55:00,094 --> 00:55:04,340 ...is my ability to overlook everything you do. 666 00:55:04,556 --> 00:55:08,305 And I overlook these things because... 667 00:55:08,643 --> 00:55:09,888 Because? 668 00:55:10,896 --> 00:55:13,054 Well, that's the thing. 669 00:55:13,273 --> 00:55:17,520 I just don't know how to finish that sentence anymore. 670 00:55:18,319 --> 00:55:22,103 So I'm leaving with the kids to help Springfield... 671 00:55:22,323 --> 00:55:24,944 ...and we're never coming back. 672 00:55:28,037 --> 00:55:31,702 And to prove to myself that this is the end... 673 00:55:32,958 --> 00:55:36,825 ...I taped this over our wedding video. 674 00:55:38,130 --> 00:55:40,252 Goodbye, Homie. 675 00:55:53,644 --> 00:55:56,396 I love you. 676 00:55:59,942 --> 00:56:02,397 Marge? Kids? 677 00:56:54,827 --> 00:56:57,697 - So, Mom, what's our plan? - What are you doing up there? 678 00:56:57,913 --> 00:56:59,621 Looking through people's luggage. 679 00:56:59,832 --> 00:57:02,749 I'm the mascot of an evil corporation. 680 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,459 Get down from there. We have to keep a low profile... 681 00:57:06,671 --> 00:57:10,751 ...till we get to Seattle to tell the world of the plot to destroy Springfield. 682 00:57:10,967 --> 00:57:13,458 I don't know if you guys should be talking so loud. 683 00:57:13,678 --> 00:57:17,972 Oh, Lisa, it's not like the government is listening to everybody's conversation. 684 00:57:26,315 --> 00:57:28,640 Hi, I'm calling about your Meat Lover's pizza. 685 00:57:28,859 --> 00:57:31,979 I like meat, but I don't know if I'm ready to love again. 686 00:57:32,196 --> 00:57:35,446 - You hang up first. - No, you hang up first. 687 00:57:35,657 --> 00:57:36,986 Okay. 688 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,027 She hung up on me! 689 00:57:39,244 --> 00:57:43,573 But we're fugitives. We should just lay low till we get to Seattle. 690 00:57:43,915 --> 00:57:45,658 Hey, everybody, I found one! 691 00:57:45,875 --> 00:57:49,742 The government actually found someone we're looking for! 692 00:57:49,962 --> 00:57:51,789 Yeah, baby, yeah! 693 00:57:53,549 --> 00:57:54,794 Homer Simpson... 694 00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:58,552 ...do you know why you are here? 695 00:57:58,762 --> 00:58:02,676 Because my family cares more about other people than they do about me. 696 00:58:02,891 --> 00:58:05,263 Drink this liquid. 697 00:58:07,729 --> 00:58:09,223 More, please. 698 00:58:10,023 --> 00:58:12,099 Now we will cleanse your spirit... 699 00:58:12,317 --> 00:58:15,520 ...by the ancient Inuit art of throat singing. 700 00:58:15,737 --> 00:58:17,859 Throat singing? 701 00:58:28,415 --> 00:58:29,993 How long are we doing this? 702 00:58:30,209 --> 00:58:32,083 - Until you have an epiphany. - Okay. 703 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,959 - Until you have an epiphany. - Okay. 704 00:58:37,424 --> 00:58:38,455 What's an epiphany? 705 00:58:38,675 --> 00:58:41,711 Sudden realization of great truth. 706 00:58:41,928 --> 00:58:42,924 Okay. 707 00:58:57,484 --> 00:59:01,067 ♪ Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig ♪ 708 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,648 ♪ Does whatever a Spider-Pig does ♪ 709 00:59:04,866 --> 00:59:05,981 ♪ Look out! ♪ 710 00:59:06,451 --> 00:59:10,401 ♪ He's a Spider-Pig ♪ 711 00:59:11,956 --> 00:59:14,079 Unless you have an epiphany... 712 00:59:14,292 --> 00:59:18,206 ...you will spend the remainder of your days alone. 713 00:59:20,256 --> 00:59:21,536 Epiphany, epiphany, epiphany. 714 00:59:22,258 --> 00:59:25,709 Bananas are an excellent source of potassium. 715 00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,550 Americans will never embrace soccer? 716 00:59:32,684 --> 00:59:35,602 More than two shakes and it's playing with yourself? 717 00:59:38,315 --> 00:59:40,437 Hey, what are you doing? 718 00:59:43,987 --> 00:59:48,779 Oh, do whatever you want to me. I don't care about myself anymore. 719 00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:52,948 Because...? 720 00:59:53,579 --> 00:59:57,956 Because other people are just as important as me. 721 00:59:58,333 --> 01:00:02,461 Without them, I'm nothing. 722 01:00:04,256 --> 01:00:07,624 In order to save myself... 723 01:00:07,842 --> 01:00:10,380 ...I have to save Springfield! 724 01:00:10,595 --> 01:00:13,465 That's it! Isn't it? 725 01:00:26,068 --> 01:00:28,985 That was the most incredible experience of my life. 726 01:00:29,196 --> 01:00:34,403 And now to find my family, save my town and drop 10 pounds! 727 01:00:34,743 --> 01:00:36,486 Thank you, boob lady. 728 01:00:44,210 --> 01:00:47,330 This is it, kids. Seattle. 729 01:00:47,547 --> 01:00:50,547 Russ Cargill! Do you think he saw us? 730 01:00:54,303 --> 01:00:55,845 Yes, I did. 731 01:01:00,767 --> 01:01:02,511 Run! Run! 732 01:01:03,103 --> 01:01:04,763 Run! Run! 733 01:01:05,272 --> 01:01:07,063 Run! Run! 734 01:01:07,774 --> 01:01:09,731 Jump! Jump! 735 01:01:09,943 --> 01:01:11,935 Land! Land! 736 01:01:12,403 --> 01:01:14,360 Rest! Rest! 737 01:01:15,073 --> 01:01:16,448 Run! Run! 738 01:01:19,118 --> 01:01:21,194 Now, I know we've had a rough day... 739 01:01:21,412 --> 01:01:24,366 ...but I'm sure we can put all that behind us and... 740 01:01:27,459 --> 01:01:29,119 That's my whipping arm! 741 01:01:32,255 --> 01:01:35,920 Why does everything I whip leave me? 742 01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:41,388 Must keep going. Must keep going. 743 01:01:41,598 --> 01:01:45,547 No, I can't. I can't keep going. 744 01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:47,844 Yes, you can. 745 01:01:48,062 --> 01:01:49,853 No, I can't! 746 01:01:50,064 --> 01:01:51,724 Oh, shut up! 747 01:01:51,941 --> 01:01:53,518 You shut up. 748 01:01:53,734 --> 01:01:55,561 No, you. No, you. 749 01:01:55,778 --> 01:01:58,565 No, you. Oh, real mature. 750 01:01:58,780 --> 01:02:01,069 How could you say that? 751 01:02:01,283 --> 01:02:03,275 Oh, what's the point? 752 01:02:03,493 --> 01:02:05,818 It's hopeless. 753 01:02:13,795 --> 01:02:17,377 Don't give up, Homer. You are closer than you think. 754 01:02:17,590 --> 01:02:19,214 But which way do I go? 755 01:02:24,638 --> 01:02:26,429 Much obliged. 756 01:02:40,778 --> 01:02:42,901 Ten-hut! 757 01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,319 Lisa! Knock off that racket. 758 01:02:50,538 --> 01:02:51,533 Lisa! 759 01:02:53,791 --> 01:02:57,456 They captured my family. What do I do? What do I do? 760 01:03:03,675 --> 01:03:06,462 There's something strange about that "sop" sign. 761 01:03:24,611 --> 01:03:26,734 - Did you hear something? - Probably just a moth. 762 01:03:26,947 --> 01:03:28,358 I hope it's okay. 763 01:03:52,638 --> 01:03:56,089 Look, we can't keep stopping at every "sop," "yeld" or "one vay" sign. 764 01:03:56,308 --> 01:03:57,506 Just move on. 765 01:04:03,648 --> 01:04:05,308 Let us out! Let us out! 766 01:04:05,525 --> 01:04:07,683 Stop that. You'll scratch your shackles. 767 01:04:07,902 --> 01:04:09,942 I hope I do. 768 01:04:16,243 --> 01:04:19,446 Oh, way to go, Bart. 769 01:04:19,663 --> 01:04:21,039 You stink. 770 01:04:21,248 --> 01:04:24,996 No, you stink. 771 01:04:40,266 --> 01:04:42,009 Springfield. 772 01:04:42,351 --> 01:04:44,676 I can't believe it, but it got even crappier. 773 01:04:49,191 --> 01:04:50,566 Oh, man. 774 01:05:00,285 --> 01:05:01,364 Oh, hi, Midge. 775 01:05:01,578 --> 01:05:03,654 Moe, what happened? 776 01:05:03,872 --> 01:05:08,332 With the town sealed off from the rest of the world, things got a little nutty here. 777 01:05:08,543 --> 01:05:09,918 Why are you dressed like that? 778 01:05:10,128 --> 01:05:14,540 Well, I don't like to brag, but I am now the emperor of Springfield. 779 01:05:14,757 --> 01:05:16,085 No, you're not! 780 01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:18,589 Yes, I am! 781 01:05:19,803 --> 01:05:22,377 Okay. Hail, emperor. 782 01:05:22,598 --> 01:05:24,637 Attention, Springfield. 783 01:05:26,184 --> 01:05:30,312 Your government realized that putting you inside this dome was a terrible mistake. 784 01:05:30,522 --> 01:05:33,855 Therefore, we're commencing with Operation Soaring Eagle. 785 01:05:35,568 --> 01:05:37,110 Which involves killing you all. 786 01:05:45,369 --> 01:05:49,319 As I speak, we're lowering a small but powerful bomb into your midst. 787 01:05:58,340 --> 01:06:02,289 Despite everything, I miss your father. 788 01:06:02,510 --> 01:06:04,170 Me too. 789 01:06:04,387 --> 01:06:07,056 His big, fat ass could shield us all. 790 01:06:11,644 --> 01:06:12,640 Ten-hut! 791 01:06:14,188 --> 01:06:17,723 At ease. I'm General Marriott Suites... 792 01:06:17,942 --> 01:06:20,314 ...and I have an urgent note from the president. 793 01:06:20,527 --> 01:06:22,899 It says to release this town immediately. 794 01:06:23,363 --> 01:06:24,692 Why is it written on a leaf? 795 01:06:47,136 --> 01:06:48,131 Perfect. 796 01:06:50,597 --> 01:06:55,555 Now Homer Simpson's gonna show he has cojones! 797 01:07:13,077 --> 01:07:15,034 Mom, I've gotta go find Colin. 798 01:07:15,246 --> 01:07:19,492 Not now, sweetie. Doomsday is family time. 799 01:07:24,421 --> 01:07:28,964 Hey. If one of us distracts Cargill, the rest of us can climb up that thing. 800 01:07:29,175 --> 01:07:32,959 Who'd be dumb enough to stay behind while we escape with our lives? 801 01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,838 My time to shine. 802 01:07:36,391 --> 01:07:39,594 Hey, Mr. Big TV Man, lookie here! 803 01:07:40,019 --> 01:07:41,513 What do you want? 804 01:07:42,772 --> 01:07:45,891 Look what I can do with my thumb. 805 01:07:46,775 --> 01:07:48,684 You wanna know how I do it? 806 01:07:48,902 --> 01:07:51,191 Four generations of inbreeding? 807 01:08:06,794 --> 01:08:08,502 I can smell fresh air. 808 01:08:09,463 --> 01:08:11,503 I can hear birds. 809 01:08:11,716 --> 01:08:14,004 I taste freedom. 810 01:08:14,218 --> 01:08:16,341 Excuse me! Watch out! Coming through! 811 01:08:24,269 --> 01:08:25,728 I was tricked by an idiot. 812 01:08:25,937 --> 01:08:31,560 Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken. 813 01:08:31,776 --> 01:08:33,235 Goodbye. 814 01:08:36,030 --> 01:08:37,358 Homer do good? 815 01:08:37,782 --> 01:08:42,693 Actually, you doomed us all. Again. Nice knowing you, Homer. 816 01:08:42,912 --> 01:08:44,287 But I... 817 01:08:47,374 --> 01:08:49,995 I can't do anything right. 818 01:08:53,005 --> 01:08:55,163 Get out of here! 819 01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:06,421 I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books. 820 01:09:06,642 --> 01:09:09,312 And now there's only time to say: 821 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,347 Life well spent! 822 01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:21,068 Okay, boys. When you meet Jesus, be sure to call him Mr. Christ. 823 01:09:21,281 --> 01:09:23,072 Will Buddha be there too? 824 01:09:23,283 --> 01:09:24,362 No. 825 01:09:24,701 --> 01:09:26,492 - Hey, Flanders. - Bart. 826 01:09:26,786 --> 01:09:30,736 How good to see you. And how terrible you're here. 827 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:32,665 Thanks. 828 01:09:32,875 --> 01:09:37,336 Listen. I was just wondering if... 829 01:09:37,547 --> 01:09:39,669 ...before I died... 830 01:09:39,882 --> 01:09:43,749 ...I could pretend I had a father who... 831 01:09:43,969 --> 01:09:45,380 ...cared for me. 832 01:09:46,722 --> 01:09:48,264 Come here, son. 833 01:09:48,473 --> 01:09:51,759 There's always room for one more in the Flanders clan. 834 01:09:56,481 --> 01:09:59,850 Come on, bomb-disarming robot. You're our last hope. 835 01:10:00,068 --> 01:10:04,564 Red wire. Blue wire. Black is usually the ground. 836 01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:07,448 So much pressure. 837 01:10:08,618 --> 01:10:09,862 Pressure! 838 01:10:13,872 --> 01:10:16,992 He'd been talking about it, but I didn't take him seriously. 839 01:10:23,089 --> 01:10:24,252 Marge. 840 01:10:24,466 --> 01:10:26,707 Marge! Marge! 841 01:10:27,886 --> 01:10:29,843 Oh, no, the "epipha-tree"! 842 01:10:30,054 --> 01:10:33,838 Hey, I tried my best. What am I supposed to do? 843 01:10:35,101 --> 01:10:38,351 But how am I supposed to get up there? 844 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:46,069 Here. Buy yourself something nice. 845 01:10:50,699 --> 01:10:53,404 Homer? What the hell are you doing now? 846 01:10:53,618 --> 01:10:55,445 Risking my life to save people I hate... 847 01:10:55,662 --> 01:10:58,283 ...for reasons I don't quite understand. Gotta go! 848 01:10:59,749 --> 01:11:01,742 But first, one stop. 849 01:11:08,716 --> 01:11:11,337 Bart? Son? 850 01:11:11,552 --> 01:11:13,544 You think you could find it in your heart... 851 01:11:13,762 --> 01:11:16,384 ...to give your foolish old man one more chance? 852 01:11:16,765 --> 01:11:19,552 Oh, I don't know. 853 01:11:19,768 --> 01:11:22,306 It seems to me, son, that your father's saying that... 854 01:11:22,521 --> 01:11:25,770 ...he wants to spend his last minute with you. 855 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:30,394 No. I can't do it. 856 01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:34,770 I want a father who's the same in the morning as he is at night. 857 01:11:34,991 --> 01:11:36,271 What's that word? 858 01:11:36,492 --> 01:11:37,772 - Consistency. - Consistency. 859 01:11:37,993 --> 01:11:39,452 Thanks, losers. 860 01:11:39,662 --> 01:11:40,776 Sorry, Homer. 861 01:11:42,331 --> 01:11:44,620 I'll let you hold the bomb. 862 01:11:45,959 --> 01:11:47,453 The man knows me. 863 01:11:51,923 --> 01:11:54,248 I wish Homer was my father. 864 01:11:54,467 --> 01:11:57,421 And I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair. 865 01:12:05,519 --> 01:12:10,477 I've been taking your crap all my life! 866 01:12:13,152 --> 01:12:16,651 This feels good. No wonder you do it. 867 01:12:20,700 --> 01:12:23,903 Okay, you've only got one shot to throw that bomb through the hole. 868 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,445 Dad, in case I miss... 869 01:12:26,664 --> 01:12:29,334 ...I'm sorry I said I wished you weren't my father. 870 01:12:29,542 --> 01:12:32,709 I don't blame you, son. I wasn't much of a father. 871 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:35,589 Maybe it starts with the way my dad raised me. 872 01:12:35,798 --> 01:12:40,175 Yes. It's clear to me. It's just been one long, unbroken cycle of... 873 01:12:40,386 --> 01:12:43,055 Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! 874 01:13:05,284 --> 01:13:07,277 What? What's going on? 875 01:13:31,809 --> 01:13:33,090 We did it, boy! 876 01:13:33,477 --> 01:13:34,972 Dad? 877 01:14:25,193 --> 01:14:27,980 It's amazing no one was hurt. 878 01:14:28,780 --> 01:14:31,650 Bye, everybody. 879 01:14:33,993 --> 01:14:37,278 Now, that was a great father-son activity. 880 01:14:37,496 --> 01:14:39,785 Hello, Homer. 881 01:14:40,624 --> 01:14:44,324 So we meet at last, whoever you are. 882 01:14:44,544 --> 01:14:47,581 There's two things they don't teach you at Harvard Business School. 883 01:14:47,798 --> 01:14:50,502 How to cope with defeat, and how to handle a shotgun. 884 01:14:50,717 --> 01:14:53,208 I'm going to do both right now. 885 01:14:53,428 --> 01:14:55,586 Wait! If you kill my dad... 886 01:14:55,805 --> 01:14:58,047 ...you'll never know where the treasure is buried. 887 01:14:58,266 --> 01:14:59,297 What treasure? 888 01:15:00,768 --> 01:15:02,346 The Treasure of Imawiener. 889 01:15:02,561 --> 01:15:03,641 I'm a wiener? 890 01:15:05,564 --> 01:15:06,560 Classic. 891 01:15:06,774 --> 01:15:08,932 Well, always leave them laughing. 892 01:15:09,151 --> 01:15:10,562 Goodbye, sir. 893 01:15:17,784 --> 01:15:22,529 Maggie! What a great little accident you turned out to be. 894 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:28,287 Colin? Colin! 895 01:15:28,753 --> 01:15:31,540 Lisa? Colin's dead. 896 01:15:33,132 --> 01:15:35,255 But his last words were: 897 01:15:35,468 --> 01:15:41,091 "Milhouse, take care of Lisa. Hold her hand." 898 01:15:43,892 --> 01:15:46,348 I got her all warmed up for you. 899 01:15:46,561 --> 01:15:48,850 Colin. Hi. 900 01:15:49,064 --> 01:15:51,187 - Hey, you wanna go...? - Clean up the lake? 901 01:15:51,399 --> 01:15:54,068 Well, I was gonna say get some ice cream, but okay. 902 01:15:55,028 --> 01:15:56,819 I like ice cream. 903 01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:05,200 Kind of sweaty. Sorry. 904 01:16:20,051 --> 01:16:22,624 Boy! You survived! How? 905 01:16:22,846 --> 01:16:24,672 I did things no dog should do. 906 01:16:24,889 --> 01:16:26,846 They will haunt me forever. 907 01:16:27,308 --> 01:16:28,471 I love you too. 908 01:16:44,408 --> 01:16:47,029 Best kiss of my life. 909 01:16:47,244 --> 01:16:49,995 Best kiss of your life so far. 910 01:17:08,555 --> 01:17:09,753 Steady. 911 01:17:10,641 --> 01:17:12,966 Steady. 912 01:17:14,269 --> 01:17:16,427 Steady. 913 01:17:16,646 --> 01:17:18,057 Dad? 914 01:17:18,982 --> 01:17:20,725 Thanks, boy. 915 01:17:20,942 --> 01:17:23,397 Steady. 916 01:18:10,239 --> 01:18:13,156 They've taken everything, sir. 917 01:18:15,702 --> 01:18:19,450 Smithers, I don't believe in suicide... 918 01:18:19,664 --> 01:18:23,199 ...but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch. 919 01:18:57,825 --> 01:18:59,070 This is Tom Hanks, saying: 920 01:18:59,285 --> 01:19:02,155 If you see me in person, please, leave me be. 921 01:19:15,216 --> 01:19:19,000 ♪ Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig ♪ 922 01:19:19,554 --> 01:19:23,338 ♪ Does whatever a Spider-Pig does ♪ 923 01:19:23,766 --> 01:19:27,846 ♪ Can he swing from a web? ♪ 924 01:19:28,062 --> 01:19:31,347 ♪ No, he can't, he's a pig ♪ 925 01:19:31,565 --> 01:19:32,846 ♪ Look out! ♪ 926 01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:37,101 ♪ He is a Spider-Pig ♪ 927 01:19:39,906 --> 01:19:41,187 ♪ Look out! ♪ 928 01:19:41,408 --> 01:19:45,571 ♪ He is a Spider-Pig ♪ 929 01:20:14,356 --> 01:20:18,305 Come on, Dad, let's go. I've been holding it since they put the dome over the town. 930 01:20:18,526 --> 01:20:21,610 You can wait. A lot of people worked really hard on this film... 931 01:20:21,821 --> 01:20:25,949 ...and all they ask is for you to memorize their names. 932 01:20:26,158 --> 01:20:28,566 Well, I wanna make sure no animals were harmed... 933 01:20:28,786 --> 01:20:31,740 ...during the filming of this movie. 934 01:20:35,501 --> 01:20:36,496 Okay. 935 01:20:37,377 --> 01:20:39,666 Floor popcorn. 936 01:20:41,756 --> 01:20:44,591 Wait, wait, wait! It looks like Maggie has something to say. 937 01:20:44,801 --> 01:20:47,588 Oh, my God. Her first word. 938 01:20:48,346 --> 01:20:50,255 Sequel? 939 01:24:28,971 --> 01:24:32,340 ♪ Springfield doesn't have an anthem ♪ 940 01:24:32,558 --> 01:24:36,472 ♪ We thought we had one But we don't ♪ 941 01:24:36,686 --> 01:24:40,518 ♪ We paid a short guy to write it ♪ 942 01:24:40,732 --> 01:24:44,516 ♪ But we never saw him again ♪ 943 01:24:44,736 --> 01:24:48,519 ♪ The tune we stole from the French ♪ 944 01:24:48,739 --> 01:24:52,108 ♪ There's a few things they do well ♪ 945 01:24:52,326 --> 01:24:56,371 ♪ Like making love, wine and cheese ♪ 946 01:24:56,580 --> 01:25:00,530 ♪ Like Roqueforts, Camemberts and Bries ♪ 947 01:25:00,751 --> 01:25:04,535 ♪ Springfield, we're going to die ♪ 948 01:25:04,755 --> 01:25:09,500 ♪ Springfield, I'm scared, goodbye ♪ 949 01:26:20,284 --> 01:26:24,364 Assistant manager isn't all it's cracked up to be. 950 01:26:30,294 --> 01:26:33,793 Four years of film school for this?