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We would like to remind
our visitors today...

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that the documentary film
on the works of Alex Katz...

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will begin in 10 minutes
in the Brunnell Theater.

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You stepped over the line.

5
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Huh? You stepped over the line, miss.

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Uh, it's Ms.

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Sorry, Ms., but, um...

8
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I meant to.

9
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You're not supposed to
do that. Or the photos.

10
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That's why I tried it. Why?

11
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To see what would happen.

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Well, uh,

13
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I mean,
I'm what happens.

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I-I ha... I have to walk over, like I've
done, and ask you to take a step back.

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And if  someone doesn't,
what then?

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I'm not sure.

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I've never had anyone
not step back.

18
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I've only said it, like, four times,
and every time they've done it.

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What if I'm your first?
Non-stepper, I mean. Then what?

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Look, I'm off in 10 minutes. I'd probably just
stand here, make sure you didn't touch anything.

21
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Really?
Pretty much.

22
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Yeah... No, I'd let the next shift
talk to you, kick you out, or whatever.

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You wouldn't grab me
or anything?

24
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You're not gonna mess up
my weekend with this, are you?

25
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I wasn't planning on it, but I'm
not completely against it either.

26
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See, if you get all crazy, then I
gotta write up a report and stuff.

27
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I'm here till 5:00, 5:30 easy, and I have
a second job to get to... the video store.

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Oh, that's where I...

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I've seen you in there.
You helped me once, I think.

30
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Yeah? With what?

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The Picture of Dorian Gray.

32
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You found it in " Drama,"
not "Classics."

33
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Right!
I remember that!

34
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Somebody misplaced it.
Yes! Yeah, behind Cabaret.

35
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Mmm.
That's funny.

36
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Anyway, you helped me.
That was... nice.

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Thanks.

38
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But you're not gonna
return the favor, right?

39
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You mean, step back over...

40
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No, I-I'm... I'm sorry.
I can't. Why is that?

41
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It's a pretty good-sized
sculpture.

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You could see it
just fine from here.

43
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Truthfully?
I'm gonna deface the statue.

44
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Oh.
Uh, is that paint?

45
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Yes, it is.
Great.

46
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Hey, uh, paint's not really a
great thing to bring into a museum.

47
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Why do you have that?

48
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I'm gonna do something to the
nude. What, like, color it?

49
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I'm thinking more of
painting a big dick on it. Oh.

50
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And would "Why?" Be completely
out of the question here?

51
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- Because I don't like art that isn't true.
- True?

52
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This sculpture,
it's fake, it's not real.

53
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Therefore, false art.

54
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No, it's a Fornicelli.

55
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It definitely is. I read the
little thingie there one time.

56
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Yes, but the leaf isn’t.
It's not?

57
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Well, what is it? A pastie
or something, like strippers have?

58
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It's plaster...

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that was added by a committee who had
complaints from local townspeople.

60
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Really?
I didn't know that.

61
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They took issue with his thing...
you know, the shape of it.

62
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Said it was too life like.

63
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It's supposed to be God. You know,
that's what pisses them off.

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Look.

65
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See, it's right behind
the leaf there.

66
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You can just see his...

67
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Twig.

68
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Yeah, but they didn't even cover it
properly. It's shoddy craftsmanship.

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I mean, if you're gonna do it, at
least do it... Exactly. Do it right.

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So, you're a student, then,
or is this just basic anarchy?

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Student.
Me too.

72
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What's your emphasis? Taking
out school loans, mostly.

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But I do sit in on
a few English classes.

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You're in art?
Mm-hmm. MFA.

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Oh.
Applied Theory and Crit.

76
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So, is this, like, a project,
then, or...

77
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No, I am just getting started
on my thesis project now.

78
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It's a big sort of
installation... thingie.

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That's a good word, huh?
"Thingie."

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It is.

81
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Anyway, this is just...
an idea I had.

82
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You're cute.

83
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I don't like your hair.

84
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Thanks... I think.

85
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No, you're definitely cute,
but you should...

86
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you should do something
with it, your hair.

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Okay.
I-I'll try that.

88
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Your relies late.
Yeah. Typical.

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Yeah, so do you have to stay at your
station until they spell you, or...

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Oh, no, no. At punch-out time I'm
supposed to get down there and do it.

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They can really be pricks
about that.

92
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Oh, you should go, then.

93
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Yeah.

94
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Can I call you?

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What do you want to call me?

96
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Um... just up...

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for right now.

98
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I mean, talk.
Maybe get crazy.

99
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Um, take you to dinner?

100
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Okay.

101
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Uh, sure.

102
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Do they... allow you
to do that here?

103
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What, eat dinner?

104
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I meant, hit on the patrons.
Uh, no.

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They've got a pretty strict policy
about that too actually.

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But...
Ah. The great equalizer.

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"But."
Exactly.

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I'll take the risk.
Good answer, Grasshopper.

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What?

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Kung Fu. On TV?

111
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Remember when he was a kid, there was
an old guy with flakey contact lenses...

112
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Right!

113
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Grasshopper.

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I don't really watch
much television.

115
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Yeah.

116
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So, do you want
a number?

117
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Hmm? Oh, God.
Absolutely.

118
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Oh, dang it.
I don't have a pen.

119
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Me either.

120
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Here.
What?

121
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Give me the jacket.

122
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Hmm? Oh.

123
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Uh... Uh...
That's my own.

124
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That's not part of the
uniform. That's mine.

125
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Good. Now you’ll
always have it on you.

126
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6-3-0...

127
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Great.

128
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Yeah.

129
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- So, I'll call you?
- Yeah.

130
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It was nice
to meet you... again.

131
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You too.

132
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You can definitely tell.
You can.

133
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- Really.
- I bet your friends say something.

134
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Twenty bucks.

135
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Okay.

136
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- I mean, I can't tell, so I figured... - That’s because
you see you every day, shower, getting dressed...

137
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- So do you.
- I don't see you shower or getting dressed.

138
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I meant every day.
So far, anyways.

139
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I know. I'm kidding.
Oh.

140
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I'd like that, though,

141
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if... you would.

142
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What?

143
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Showering and...
getting dressed, you know...

144
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Both, if you want.

145
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Either. Anything.
Any moment I can get with you.

146
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That's what I'd like.

147
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Ask and you shall receive.

148
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So I'm asking, then.

149
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So you shall be
receiving, then.

150
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PDA.
What?

151
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Public display of affection.
Oh.

152
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I'm not used to that.
No?

153
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I don't mind.
Really?

154
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Nah. Whose business is it? Ours, right?

155
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Kiss if we want to. Make love
in a bathroom stall. Who cares?

156
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I'd start with
the administration.

157
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Why should they? We're two
adults. We know what we're doing.

158
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I think this is a bigger discussion
than before Jenny and Philip get here.

159
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Whatever.
Oh, no, I mean...

160
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I'd love to have it with you...
uh, the discussion.

161
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And I agree... somewhat.
I understand.

162
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No, another time
we'll definitely discuss it.

163
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"Another time."

164
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I'd rather do it.

165
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We'll, let me go
check the men's room.

166
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You amaze me.

167
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And you amaze me.

168
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You do. Look at you.

169
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It's just a little jogging.

170
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I'm very proud of you.

171
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Thank you...

172
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Henry Higgins.

173
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What's that?
That's from a book.

174
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Well, it's a play actually.

175
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Not the one we're seeing,
though, is it?

176
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,383
No, we're... seeing Medea.
Oh, yeah, right.

177
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I read this as an undergrad.
I like it.

178
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Should I be nervous?
No, not too much.

179
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I mean, unless we have kids.

180
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Now, what about you?

181
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What about me?

182
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I don't know anything
about you. Yes, you do.

183
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I don't. Not really.

184
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- Where am I from?
- Illinois, near Chicago.

185
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- Sign.
- Gemini, I think.

186
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- The twins, yes. - Does that mean
that you have a split personality?

187
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No, it means I was
born in June. Ah. Okay.

188
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Anything else you wanna know?

189
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Why do you like me?

190
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- What?
- Why would you like me?

191
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I'm not anything. I mean...

192
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Don't do that, okay? That's the
only thing about you I don't like.

193
00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:05,866
What you see in yourself
or don't see.

194
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:09,847
Fuckin' insecurities.

195
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,097
Sorry.

196
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,099
Do you like me?
of course.

197
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:31,102
And do I appear to like you? Huh? Yeah.

198
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:34,765
I mean, it seems like
it, yes. I do like you.

199
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,775
Do I seem to know my
own mind? No question.

200
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:41,279
So don’t you trust me, then, to know
how I feel? Yeah... No, you're right...

201
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,781
I mean,
don't worry about "why..."

202
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:48,343
when... "what"
is right in front of you.

203
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,346
Those are very wise words...

204
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:55,190
from someone
with such a great ass.

205
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,188
Kiss me...

206
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,797
Grasshopper.

207
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,877
Ah-ah-ah!

208
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,881
PDA.

209
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,884
I don't think anybody wants
to watch you kiss, Adam.

210
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,888
Hi, guys.

211
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,685
Hey, Phil.
Hello.

212
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,749
Hi.
Hey!

213
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,795
Evelyn,
this is Philip.

214
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,797
Hello.
Hi.

215
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,799
And his fiancée, Jenny.

216
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,801
Hi.
Hey.

217
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,803
So, should we
grab our tickets?

218
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,805
Adam,
what's up with you?

219
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,807
Did you
lose weight?

220
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,309
Um... a little,
maybe.

221
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:48,141
No, it's...
He cut his hair or something.

222
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:50,647
That's it, right?
Right.

223
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,150
Yeah, well, uh, both,
sort of.

224
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:55,152
Huh.

225
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,518
Okay, so, let's, uh...
Come on.

226
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,285
Oh.

227
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,866
So tell me this again. You
guys are gonna... Underwater.

228
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,868
We're gonna get married
underwater.

229
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:48,168
You gotta be kidding me. Like in those
Life magazine photos you see, or whatever.

230
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,367
Is that, like,
a... California thing?

231
00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:53,377
No. We wanted
to try something bold.

232
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,879
That oughta do it.
That is crazy. Really.

233
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,883
So if we want to attend,
we have to...

234
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,044
Get in the tank with us.
You bet.

235
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,213
- No. Honey, I thought we said the guests...
- Uh, we haven't...

236
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:06,780
We haven't settled
that part completely.

237
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,351
That is nuts. No, I applaud
you. I think it is very bold.

238
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:13,364
Yeah, well, don't expect my buddy
here to follow in our footsteps.

239
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,696
He's the least adventurous
person I know. Really?

240
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,532
Absolutely.
Oh, and the marriage thing?

241
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,437
Uh-uh.
It's not gonna happen. Sorry.

242
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,442
I don't know how many nights
I listened to this guy say,

243
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,741
"Not me, man. I'm never
gettin' hooked. No way, man."

244
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,407
Well, well!
Listen, don't encourage him.

245
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,474
My roomie doesn't need
any more encouragement.

246
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,452
Former roommate.

247
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,956
You're gonna look stupid
in one of those wet suits.

248
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:44,257
Hey, let's not be
a party pooper, my friend.

249
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,297
This could have
been yours.

250
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:49,266
Oh, Phil, stop being...

251
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:57,299
Adam and I had a class together, and
he never got up the nerve to ask me out.

252
00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:01,107
I'm borrowing his pen, like,
all the time... hint, hint...

253
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,910
and he's this total monk
the whole semester.

254
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:08,544
Anyway, Phil picks him up
from class one day, sees me,

255
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,680
and we went to mini golf
that same night.

256
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,692
I cannot tell a lie. I
got the moves, God help me.

257
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,320
Whoo!
God help all of us.

258
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:20,324
Well, like I said,
I think it's great.

259
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,993
It's really amazing... it is...

260
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:27,004
to find anybody willing
to take a risk these days,

261
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:31,509
to look a little silly
or different or anything.

262
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:34,842
Bravo.
To people with balls.

263
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:37,438
To balls.
Long may they wave.

264
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,213
I'll tell you
what took some balls.

265
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:47,224
That museum thing a few
weeks back, with the balls.

266
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,226
Did you guys
read about that?

267
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,491
Oh, Adam, of course you did. You
were supposed to be guarding it.

268
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:56,261
But, uh... Evelyn, did you hear about it?

269
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,099
- The penis.
- Yes, I did.

270
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,036
Why are we whispering?

271
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,802
Because you don't say "penis"
in Jenny’s house.

272
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:08,745
But we're at my place now,
so we sing it from the eaves.

273
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,883
Bar's closed.
Last call.

274
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,647
Nice.

275
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,155
Seriously, though,
can you believe that shit?

276
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:22,523
Somebody with the gall to pull that kind of
bullshit on our campus? Fuckin' burns me up.

277
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,653
Shh.
I'm an artist, so...

278
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,721
Maybe we should... I don't really
have the same reaction as...

279
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:30,996
I mean, this isn't Berkeley. What does
that mean anyway... "I'm an artist"?

280
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,003
Mmm, nothing.

281
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:35,232
It means nothing really.

282
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,832
Just that
I understand the impulse.

283
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,242
You what? Um, Evelyn,
we should probably...

284
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,746
No, no. Wait, Adam.
I wanna hear.

285
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:46,113
What impulse?
It's called vandalism.

286
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,380
Uh, does anybody want dessert? Hold on.

287
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,887
This is rich. Go ahead.

288
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:54,892
Just that, um, I don't think
it was just kids playing.

289
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,123
I think it was
a sort of statement, a kind of...

290
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,427
- Statement?
- Yeah, I do.

291
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:03,468
What kind of statement would
that be? It was pornography.

292
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,799
- Oh, no, it wasn't.
- Yes, it was.

293
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,305
No. Pornography is meant
to titillate, to excite you.

294
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,638
Did you see a picture ofiwhat happened?
- We did, yeah.

295
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,644
And does a penis excite you?

296
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,112
I mean, just any old penis?

297
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:18,274
Uh, you're funny,
and that's not the point.

298
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,284
It's totally the point!

299
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:24,721
How about you, Jenn? Did you like
what you saw? Did it get you hot?

300
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,883
This is, like,
uncalled-for, okay?

301
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,928
- All she said was... - I know what she said.
Why don't you let her speak?

302
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,523
Did you wanna say
anything else? Huh?

303
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,145
Okay.

304
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:52,672
Then, look, all I'm... I'm
saying is that, in my opinion,

305
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,016
it wasn't pornography,
it was a statement.

306
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,488
Wow.
The postgraduate mind at work.

307
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:01,583
You know, I still don’t see
how that makes it a statement.

308
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,094
- What do you mean?
- It's graffiti.

309
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:07,928
It would be a huge statement,
especially for a town like this.

310
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,367
Which "Take Back the Night" rally
did you find her at, Adam?

311
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,599
You're really the obnoxious
type. You know that?

312
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:18,109
I mean, how long did you have
to stomach this guy? Evelyn...

313
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:21,543
Anyhow, who knows what the
person was saying by it. We don't.

314
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:26,312
But I think it was a gesture,
a kind of manifesto, if you will...

315
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:30,446
W-W-Wait. I don't think a person's
dick can be a manifesto. Uh-uh.

316
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:33,286
You can write a manifesto
on your thing,

317
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:35,349
but your thing can't be one.

318
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:40,398
I'm sure I read that somewhere. See,
you're just trying to be really...

319
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:43,298
Hey, I'm not trying to be anything.
Who the hell do you think you are?

320
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:46,667
A few double dates, and telling
me anything about who I am.

321
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:50,174
- Un-fucking-believable!
- Okay, this is getting a little...

322
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:53,302
Adam, you can really pick 'em.
Let's just forget the whole...

323
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:56,905
You are not gonna take his
side in this, are you? No.

324
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,917
Jesus! I'm just trying to get out
of here with a touch of dignity.

325
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,850
I've got a test tomorrow
anyway. "Statement."

326
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,911
Just shut the fuck up!

327
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,060
Fuck right off.

328
00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:12,062
How would you know?

329
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:15,691
I think she was making one.
So, that's my opinion.

330
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,606
Jenny,
thanks for everything.

331
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,939
Yeah, how'd you know
it was a girl?

332
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,445
I don't.
I just said.

333
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,448
It's a guess... what it
was, where it was placed.

334
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,450
An educated guess.

335
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,452
Oh, you're not...

336
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,455
She's not trying to take a poke
at my being an undergrad, is she?

337
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:41,458
Okay, can we just stop this now,
please? Adam, tell me she didn't just...

338
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:45,121
Hey, artiste, how did you know it
was a woman who painted the cock?

339
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,131
Very, very suspicious there.

340
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,963
You're such a prick.

341
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,471
Man, how do you go on
day after day?

342
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:55,529
Let's go.

343
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,144
Adam,
are you coming?

344
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,077
Yeah.

345
00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:06,083
I'll meet you out front?
I just wanna... Okay.

346
00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:08,085
You're very sweet.

347
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,087
Good luck.

348
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:13,090
"Good luck"?
Hey, fuck you!

349
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:15,092
Oh, come on, m-man!

350
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,425
Where in hell did you meet
that bitch? At the museum.

351
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:21,591
What, did she give you a haircut
and a blow job, now you’re her puppy?

352
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,657
Phil!
I'm not her puppy!

353
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,271
The wedding sounds great.

354
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:30,274
Really, it sounds... Yeah.

355
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,333
You don't
have to leave.

356
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,952
Were you...

357
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:57,961
always like this before?

358
00:24:58,029 --> 00:25:00,293
So...

359
00:25:00,365 --> 00:25:02,230
you know.

360
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:04,734
Shy?
Mm-hmm.

361
00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:07,738
Just about the fact that no one
would ever sleep with me. That's all.

362
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:09,740
Come on!
No, seriously.

363
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:12,743
I mean, you're, like,
I don't know,

364
00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:14,745
only the third person
I've ever...

365
00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,747
Really?
Yeah.

366
00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:18,749
I mean it.

367
00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:20,808
And they were
both young.

368
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,754
I mean,
I was too.

369
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:28,088
I wasn't, like, hanging out
by a day care or anything.

370
00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:30,593
It was during
high school, mostly.

371
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:33,597
Hmm. So you’re sort of
in uncharted waters here.

372
00:25:33,665 --> 00:25:37,260
I don't wanna
blow your cover, but...

373
00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:40,600
I could kinda tell.

374
00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:42,606
Yeah?

375
00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:44,608
Yeah.

376
00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:47,611
Well, that's okay.
Nobody here at school?

377
00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,613
Well,
nothing serious.

378
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:51,615
Dates.
Some close calls.

379
00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:53,617
But not anyone,
you know...

380
00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:56,620
Like Jenny?
No, no.

381
00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:59,623
Are you sorry
you didn't ask her out?

382
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:02,057
Hmm? I mean, if ...

383
00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:04,288
if I wasn't
in the equation.

384
00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:11,235
Not really.

385
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,294
Hmm.

386
00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,900
We just never
got the right...

387
00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:18,909
What...

388
00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:22,242
I sort of blew that one.

389
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,908
Anyway, it's kinda weird
talking about it now that...

390
00:26:24,983 --> 00:26:26,917
That's okay.

391
00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:31,854
You know, it's nice to see,
every so often, someone... gallant.

392
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:34,915
So, did you enjoy
tonight?

393
00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,928
Uh-huh.

394
00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:39,930
Dinner was great.

395
00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:42,933
The trip into the city...
that was fun. I like your car.

396
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,265
I meant the performance.

397
00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:47,271
Oh, right, that.

398
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,330
Um...

399
00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:53,000
Not really.

400
00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:57,838
Well...

401
00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:00,951
that's all right.

402
00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:04,614
That's fine. Oh, no, it's not that
I didn't enjoy it. It was okay.

403
00:27:04,689 --> 00:27:06,384
You didn't think
it was amazing?

404
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,859
I thought it was amazing that the
cops didn't bust in and stop her.

405
00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:11,725
Oh, come on!

406
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,731
How could you not find that
moving, what she was doing? Easy.

407
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:17,734
I mean, granted, I usually love it when a
woman removes her tampon in front of me.

408
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:21,203
- Very sexy.
- It's not supposed to be sexy.

409
00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:23,706
I was joking.
You know that.

410
00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:27,734
I mean, Jesus, it's an expression
of herself as an artist, as a woman,

411
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,507
a person.

412
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:32,744
I couldn't believe
what I was seeing.

413
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,978
Me either. You didn't
get it. That's all.

414
00:27:35,053 --> 00:27:39,012
No, that's not true.
We just don't agree. That's all.

415
00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:41,524
- I wanted to like it.
- Then why didn't you?

416
00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:44,494
Maybe because she was finger painting
portraits of her daddy using menstrual blood.

417
00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:47,326
She... is completely influential,

418
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,333
totally vanguard.

419
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:54,668
To me, it was nasty, it was private, and I felt
like it was something I wasn't supposed to be seeing.

420
00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:57,105
She allowed you to though.

421
00:27:57,175 --> 00:28:01,271
She allowed you into her world,
into her work,

422
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,371
but in a highly theatrical way.

423
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:05,848
Exactly my point.
It's called theater, not therapy.

424
00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:07,782
No, it's called
performance art!

425
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:11,344
- It's called her period!
- It's called your taste up your ass!

426
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:51,094
Did we just have
our first fight?

427
00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:55,989
I think so.

428
00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:03,132
Yeah, we did.

429
00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:06,300
Cool.

430
00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:09,836
Better mark it down
in our diaries.

431
00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:15,980
Yeah.
Hey.

432
00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:19,990
We can do that... fight.
That's good.

433
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:23,823
Why good?
'Cause, um,

434
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:40,308
now we get to make up.

435
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,991
Were you nervous before?

436
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:08,366
I mean, about us
with the video.

437
00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,665
Oh, not really.

438
00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:16,279
A bit.
Sure.

439
00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:19,282
Yeah. It's just, let's not watch
it. Okay? Do we have to do that?

440
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:21,614
Not if you don't want to.
Good.

441
00:30:21,686 --> 00:30:25,281
'Cause I don't think I could get into
that actually. See, I'm totally different.

442
00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:28,291
I think everyone should
see themselves doing it,

443
00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:30,293
and their friends
should see it too.

444
00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:33,956
That's why the tape's going back to my
place. Don't be so frightened of everything.

445
00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:36,296
I'm not.
I'm not frightened anyway.

446
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:39,962
I just don't think that's a thing other
people need to see, ever... my ass.

447
00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:43,633
People like who? Philip?

448
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:45,972
No, that's fine.
You can show him.

449
00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:47,978
Are you crazy?

450
00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:51,311
Why is he your friend? Oh, God,
you don't wanna go over all that.

451
00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:54,317
I just don't think you need
that kind of person in your life e.

452
00:30:54,385 --> 00:30:56,319
I mean, no one does.

453
00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:59,982
It... It may be a touch early to
start dictating who my friends are.

454
00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:03,425
Yeah... I suppose.

455
00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:08,431
Boy, he really got under
your skin, didn't he?

456
00:31:08,499 --> 00:31:11,935
Under, over, around.
I hate that kind of guy.

457
00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:13,937
What kind?
That kind.

458
00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:16,940
Whatever he is, that's what
I hate. I'll let him know.

459
00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:20,944
No! God, no.
Don't give him the satisfaction.

460
00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:24,448
And he'd take it too.
Believe me. I don't know.

461
00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:27,450
Maybe it would help him,
you know, be better or something.

462
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:31,010
The only thing that would help him
is a fuckin' knife through his throat.

463
00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:37,961
Okay, I'm glad I don't have
a pet rabbit or anything.

464
00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,963
You know what I mean.

465
00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,965
Um... no, not really.

466
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:45,969
I've just been around his type,
that's all, and I don't like him.

467
00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:47,971
Yeah, I got that part.
No big deal.

468
00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:53,306
Right. No, it was the "knife through the
throat" part that was the big deal, I thought.

469
00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:55,642
Oh, that's just an expression.

470
00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:57,647
From where?
Transylvania?

471
00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:59,649
No.

472
00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:02,584
From the Scorned Girl's Handbook.

473
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:04,588
Oh, yeah, page 666.

474
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:07,250
You've been peeking.

475
00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:10,260
You know what happens
to peekers, don't you?

476
00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:13,764
Well, if they're deejays, they usually get
asked to play "Misty" on the radio all the time.

477
00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:17,597
Close.
No, I'll show you.

478
00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:20,604
But you have to do me
a favor. What's that?

479
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:23,368
Just... smile.

480
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:27,367
Smile into the camera...

481
00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:34,277
for as...

482
00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:36,343
long as you can.

483
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,929
Jenny!

484
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,988
Adam! Hi!

485
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:25,559
Hey.

486
00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:33,166
Hi.

487
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,279
Oh!
So...

488
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,009
Thanks for coming.
I appreciate it.

489
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:42,552
of course.
How's it going?

490
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:44,884
You know... okay.

491
00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:46,947
Right.

492
00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,328
Lots to do for a wedding. I bet.

493
00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:02,771
Yeah. Invitations to get out,
arrangements to make.

494
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,434
Air tanks to fill.
That too.

495
00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:09,708
So you guys are still going through with
that, huh? That's what we're saying.

496
00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:12,147
- What do you mean, "saying"?
- No, no, no. We are.

497
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,650
It's what we're doing.
I just...

498
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,085
- Jenny, what?
- I don't know.

499
00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:19,953
I'm just, you know, worried.
Why?

500
00:34:20,024 --> 00:34:22,492
About what? What do you think? Philip.

501
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,755
He's just, I don't know,
being funny.

502
00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:27,923
- Funny how?
- Just kinda funny odd.

503
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:29,933
Like nice.

504
00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:31,935
Nice?
Yeah. You know, sweet?

505
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:34,938
Now, I love him and all.
I do. You know that.

506
00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:38,635
But that is not the way I would describe
him to people... sweet. Would you?

507
00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:42,941
I wouldn't exactly use his name
and "sweet" in the same...

508
00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:44,948
short story.

509
00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:46,950
And that's
what's bugging me.

510
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:50,112
I mean, he's only been like this
once before, maybe twice.

511
00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:54,454
But definitely once, when we were first
going out and he was seeing somebody else.

512
00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:57,858
You remember that? Yeah.
I do. The other one.

513
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,397
The other Jenny. Exactly.

514
00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:02,831
I'd call and I could hear him
freeze up, you know,

515
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:05,801
get all sort of... sweet,

516
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:10,603
fish around slowly until he
figured out if it was her or me.

517
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:12,870
God, I used to hate that.

518
00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:17,143
Maybe I’m just
making it all up, you know?

519
00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:22,517
I mean, my own insecurities
and looking for a reason to not...

520
00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:24,521
Dive in?

521
00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:27,717
- Take the plunge?
- Oh, God!

522
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,226
Jump off the deep end?
Stop me before I...

523
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,320
Cute, but yes.

524
00:35:33,397 --> 00:35:37,197
That might be it,
but I don't think so.

525
00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:39,930
I mean, I wanna get married.
I do.

526
00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:42,268
Even if it is underwater.

527
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:45,275
And I love the guy,
whether he's sweet or not.

528
00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:49,245
It's just, I don't believe him
now that he is.

529
00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:52,949
Well, you got me.

530
00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:56,612
Really? I mean, you don't know
anything? Haven't felt that?

531
00:35:56,687 --> 00:36:01,556
I only see him, like, once a week in our survey course,
so it's not like I'm in the inner circle anymore.

532
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:05,062
I know. I just thought that maybe you’d
tell me if you knew something.

533
00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:08,064
But I would tell you, Jenny.
I would. Seriously.

534
00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:11,067
Really?
I think so.

535
00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:15,231
I mean... Oh, look, that's a
lousy thing to pass on to a person.

536
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:18,571
And if I did, you know, know
something and then told you,

537
00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:21,578
you'd more likely hate me
forever than be grateful.

538
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:23,910
Yeah,
that's probably true.

539
00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:26,074
Um, you could lie.
Feel free.

540
00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:30,086
No, you're probably right. So that doesn't
exactly make me want to come clean here.

541
00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:33,089
Which I have nothing to come
clean about, okay? Honestly.

542
00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:35,091
It's just...

543
00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:37,855
I-I just feel that
I would. I-I do.

544
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:45,091
Because I think
you're pretty amazing...

545
00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:48,366
if the, uh, truth be known.

546
00:36:50,441 --> 00:36:53,410
And you're almost married,
so why shouldn't it be?

547
00:36:53,477 --> 00:36:55,468
Uh, the truth, I mean.

548
00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:09,115
Thank you.

549
00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:15,789
Not a problem.

550
00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:20,403
Anyway,
that's all I know.

551
00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:22,803
Which is nothing.
Okay!

552
00:37:26,644 --> 00:37:28,635
Hwah!

553
00:37:41,158 --> 00:37:43,126
I'm just being stupid.

554
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,128
Hey.

555
00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:47,695
if you feel it,
it's not stupid.

556
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,942
God!

557
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,216
You're a lovely person.
You know that?

558
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,218
"Lovely"?

559
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,221
Jesus, why don’t you just
call me gay and get it over with?

560
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,883
Hey!
Lovely is nice.

561
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,893
No, I wish there were a few
more lovely people in the world.

562
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,293
I mean it. You are.

563
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:25,731
And getting cuter by the day.
What is that girl doing to you?

564
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,737
Lots.

565
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,796
She's amazing. Really.

566
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:33,902
What happened
to your glasses?

567
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,912
Are you wearing...
No! Adam!

568
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,414
Are those contacts?
Yep.

569
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,416
Contacts.
Oh, my God.

570
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:43,419
This from the former
tape-around-the-nose-thingie champion.

571
00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:46,422
That was only for, like, a week!
That one time!

572
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,924
I know, but still,
you gotta admit...

573
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,587
I do. It's great.
I feel better.

574
00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:54,927
"Better." I mean, you're,
like, this totally hot guy now.

575
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:59,436
No. No, I mean, I always thought
you were handsome before, but...

576
00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:02,370
I didn't think you’d go in
for the makeover thingie.

577
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,374
Me either.

578
00:39:04,442 --> 00:39:06,376
Who knew?

579
00:39:06,444 --> 00:39:08,435
Well, apparently she did.

580
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:23,392
You are still seeing her,
aren’t you?

581
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:26,055
Oh, yeah. She's...

582
00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,065
You don't hold a grudge, do ya?
All she said that night...

583
00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:32,068
Oh, God, I couldn't believe
that! No, it was great.

584
00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:36,072
No, truthfully, it was. I mean,
Phil needed to hear every word of that.

585
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,574
He did, too.
Hear it, I mean.

586
00:39:38,642 --> 00:39:41,577
You know, he even said something
after you guys left.

587
00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:44,079
I mean, not an admittance
of guilt, exactly,

588
00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:46,742
but as close to one as we're
likely to hear from the guy.

589
00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:49,251
Really? What'd he say?
I'm amazed. As was I.

590
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,255
He put on quite the show.
I remember vaguely.

591
00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:54,257
They both did.

592
00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:57,260
Anyway, later on
he said something like,

593
00:39:57,328 --> 00:39:59,319
"He could do worse."

594
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,332
Not exactly
a seal of approval.

595
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,800
No, but a lot for him.

596
00:40:05,803 --> 00:40:07,794
And after what she said?

597
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,274
You're right.

598
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:13,276
Huh.

599
00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:16,939
Hey, her middle name's
not Jenny or anything, is it?

600
00:40:17,014 --> 00:40:19,278
No such luck.
Whew!

601
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,944
No, it's Ann.

602
00:40:22,019 --> 00:40:24,954
Evelyn Ann Thompson.

603
00:40:25,022 --> 00:40:26,956
It's nice, right?

604
00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:28,958
Eat?

605
00:40:29,026 --> 00:40:30,960
What?

606
00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:32,962
Eat.
Those are her initials.

607
00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:34,964
The acronym of her name
is E-A-T.

608
00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:37,967
Hey, that's cute.
Oh, God, you're a goner.

609
00:40:38,035 --> 00:40:40,128
I know.
It's pathetic, isn't it?

610
00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:42,468
Somewhat.
But lovely.

611
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:44,531
No, not that again!

612
00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:48,301
What the heck is this?

613
00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:50,313
What is this?
What?

614
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:53,316
Did you stop biting your nails?
Yeah, for, like, a month now.

615
00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:55,818
Don't tell me she...
It's true.

616
00:40:55,886 --> 00:40:58,821
She gave me some kind of crap to put
on 'em, and that was it. I just stopped.

617
00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:01,084
You have nails!
This is crazy!

618
00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:03,092
It's no biggie.

619
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,095
The whole time I've known you...
three years now...

620
00:41:06,163 --> 00:41:08,757
your fingers have looked
like raw meat.

621
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,767
Anyway, awful.

622
00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:13,929
And now you just quit.
This girl is the messiah.

623
00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:17,098
I've quit before.
For, like, an hour.

624
00:41:17,174 --> 00:41:19,108
I love this woman.

625
00:41:19,176 --> 00:41:21,110
Me too.

626
00:41:21,178 --> 00:41:23,669
Yeah, I can see that.
Wow.

627
00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:33,122
And you'd really tell me
if you knew something?

628
00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:35,181
I would, yes.
Okay.

629
00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:41,191
Geez, when did you
get so cute?

630
00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:50,196
Whew.

631
00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:11,093
Shit.

632
00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:13,322
Yeah.

633
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,935
What was that all about?
I don't know.

634
00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:21,198
Uh, I'm not sure.

635
00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:24,070
Look, I'm sorry.

636
00:42:24,141 --> 00:42:27,076
No. Don't be.
I am.

637
00:42:27,144 --> 00:42:30,602
Uh, I'm the one
with the ring on.

638
00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:33,343
Yeah, it's...
my friend’s ring.

639
00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:37,279
Good point.
Thanks for reminding me.

640
00:42:37,354 --> 00:42:39,345
You're welcome.

641
00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:48,464
Aw, dang it!

642
00:42:48,532 --> 00:42:51,626
Oh, no, listen,
it wasn't because of,

643
00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:55,138
you know, my worries or whatever,
how I'm feeling about Philip right now.

644
00:42:55,205 --> 00:42:57,196
It wasn't.
Okay.

645
00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:00,643
It just...
Happened.

646
00:43:00,711 --> 00:43:02,645
Right.

647
00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:13,146
I've wanted to do that
for a long time.

648
00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:16,392
Three years.

649
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:18,451
Me too.

650
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,276
Now we take it down to
the... the beach and bury it.

651
00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:35,278
Don't we?

652
00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:37,610
Yeah, we do.
of course.

653
00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:41,276
Um...
don't you want to?

654
00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:43,286
Bury it?

655
00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,288
Yes. Or...

656
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,290
No. No, we can't
talk about it.

657
00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:49,349
Don't even say the...

658
00:43:50,694 --> 00:43:53,629
God. Do you have
a shovel in your car?

659
00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:55,631
Uh, I don't, no.

660
00:43:57,701 --> 00:44:00,033
But... I have my car.

661
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:04,130
My bike's
right over there.

662
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:09,135
Then it... should be fine
if we were to...

663
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,472
go to the beach.

664
00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:15,541
I suppose so.

665
00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:21,086
Good.

666
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,152
Oh, come on.
We should go bury this.

667
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:30,823
On the beach.

668
00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:21,517
10:30.
It's 10:50 now.

669
00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:24,520
No big deal. You always
wait at the doctor's office.

670
00:45:24,588 --> 00:45:27,853
I know. I just had to be
at work by 12:00.

671
00:45:27,925 --> 00:45:30,189
Today?

672
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,194
Yeah, I told you that.

673
00:45:32,262 --> 00:45:34,196
No, you didn't.
Yeah, I did.

674
00:45:34,264 --> 00:45:36,198
I always work Wednesdays.

675
00:45:36,266 --> 00:45:38,757
Really?
Yeah. Every Wednesday.

676
00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:42,933
Hmm. It's okay. I can
be late if I have to.

677
00:45:43,006 --> 00:45:44,940
Are you sure?
Yeah.

678
00:45:45,008 --> 00:45:47,943
I mean, they hate it,
but I'll come up with something.

679
00:45:48,011 --> 00:45:50,605
Or we can go.
No.

680
00:45:50,681 --> 00:45:52,774
I wanna do this. I do.

681
00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:57,412
I mean, w-who wouldn't want to pay a lot
of money to get their nose chopped off?

682
00:45:59,223 --> 00:46:03,353
Well, you're only talking to them
anyway. That's all.

683
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,918
It's just weird to think...
People do it all the time.

684
00:46:05,996 --> 00:46:07,987
Especially out here.

685
00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:13,396
Right.
No, you're right. You're right.

686
00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:19,099
- I just never imagined myself to be one
of those people. - I'm one of those people.

687
00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:21,041
What? You are not.
Take a look.

688
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,443
Where?

689
00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:30,252
I don't see anything.
Exactly.

690
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,254
You got your nose done?
Honestly?

691
00:46:32,322 --> 00:46:34,256
Sixteen.
My parents' birthday present.

692
00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:37,589
Thoughtful. I asked for
it. I had this terrible hook.

693
00:46:37,661 --> 00:46:40,596
The Jewish slope, we
called it in Lake Forest.

694
00:46:40,664 --> 00:46:42,598
The only ski run
for miles around.

695
00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:45,829
I can't believe it. I can't
tell. That's the idea, isn't it?

696
00:46:48,005 --> 00:46:51,270
You could be lying to me. What
would be the point of that?

697
00:46:51,341 --> 00:46:54,777
To get me in here. To watch
chunks of my flesh get torn away.

698
00:46:54,845 --> 00:46:57,939
You could be a sadist for all I
know. Hey, quit sweet-talking me.

699
00:46:58,015 --> 00:47:00,142
God, they did
an amazing job.

700
00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:02,412
Mmm.

701
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:06,722
Wait a minute. Your name's
Thompson. That's not Jewish.

702
00:47:06,790 --> 00:47:09,725
On my mother's side, you dope.

703
00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:12,728
That's what makes me Jewish.
Her maiden name is Tessman.

704
00:47:12,796 --> 00:47:15,390
Oh. We don't have to stay here, Adam.

705
00:47:15,465 --> 00:47:18,559
No, it's okay.
It just makes me jumpy.

706
00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:21,069
It's cosmetic,
not corrective.

707
00:47:21,138 --> 00:47:24,164
Lots of guys do it.
It's no big deal. I promise.

708
00:47:26,810 --> 00:47:30,541
Well, if it's cosmetic, maybe I
should just put some powder on it.

709
00:47:30,614 --> 00:47:32,548
You know,
I think you’ll look great.

710
00:47:32,616 --> 00:47:34,550
You have a good face.

711
00:47:34,618 --> 00:47:36,552
A nice shape to your nose,
actually,

712
00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:38,986
but it’s just got
that bit of...

713
00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:42,025
What?
Bulb.

714
00:47:42,092 --> 00:47:45,584
At the end. I mean... Well, not
a bulb exactly, but more of a...

715
00:47:45,662 --> 00:47:47,755
No, I get it.
Sort of a Rudolph effect.

716
00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:57,306
PDA.
Indeed.

717
00:47:57,374 --> 00:47:59,365
Shall I go
check the men's room?

718
00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:04,206
- I dare you.
- Shut up.

719
00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:07,079
I'm serious. Is this, like,
my last meal or something?

720
00:48:07,150 --> 00:48:10,142
A conjugal visit
before I'm drawn and quartered?

721
00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:13,087
Stop being so morbid.
It's just flesh.

722
00:48:13,156 --> 00:48:15,090
Yeah, I see
what you mean.

723
00:48:15,158 --> 00:48:18,059
It's just flesh.

724
00:48:18,128 --> 00:48:20,961
That's not morbid at all.
It isn't.

725
00:48:21,031 --> 00:48:23,625
You've bitten more skin off
from around your fingernails...

726
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,100
than a doctor would ever
trim off your nose.

727
00:48:26,169 --> 00:48:28,399
It's true.

728
00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:31,032
How'd you get that scar
on your back?

729
00:48:31,108 --> 00:48:34,077
Which? The...
Yes, the raised one.

730
00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:37,375
A kid, um, threw a stick
at me, first grade.

731
00:48:37,447 --> 00:48:39,506
Stitches?
Yeah. Thirty-three.

732
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:42,916
And is that terrible? Are you
disfigured because of it?

733
00:48:42,986 --> 00:48:46,444
Well... I don't like
to wear tank tops.

734
00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:49,014
What's the matter with scars?

735
00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:51,083
Not a thing.

736
00:48:53,997 --> 00:48:56,830
Did you try to...
No. Not really.

737
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:59,994
I mean, I cut on myself a little, tried
to get attention when I was a teenager,

738
00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:02,436
but I didn't wanna
slit my veins open.

739
00:49:04,141 --> 00:49:09,135
So, is my arm unattractive to you then
because of those, or not?

740
00:49:09,212 --> 00:49:12,375
No, not at all.

741
00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:15,213
I love your arm.
It's beautiful.

742
00:49:17,554 --> 00:49:20,148
They're like rings on a tree.

743
00:49:20,223 --> 00:49:24,660
They signify experience,
make us unique.

744
00:49:24,728 --> 00:49:28,095
I can see that.
And that's all this is.

745
00:49:28,165 --> 00:49:30,929
The idea of you
having some surgery.

746
00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:33,162
It's an experience.
I know.

747
00:49:33,236 --> 00:49:35,500
It just makes me...
What? Nervous?

748
00:49:38,608 --> 00:49:43,204
"It's a far, far better thing I do
than I have ever done."

749
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,147
Something like that.
Is that from a book?

750
00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:48,241
Yeah. Dickens.

751
00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:51,287
Ah! So...

752
00:49:51,355 --> 00:49:53,346
are you gonna go check?

753
00:49:53,423 --> 00:49:55,414
What?

754
00:49:57,194 --> 00:49:59,754
What, the restroom?
Uh-huh.

755
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,821
What if they call my name though?
Seriously.

756
00:50:01,898 --> 00:50:03,889
What if they do?

757
00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:06,492
I smell trouble...
Mmm.

758
00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:08,697
Which I may not be able
to do after this.

759
00:50:08,772 --> 00:50:11,104
Just go.
All right.

760
00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:20,206
Then I can show you something. What?

761
00:50:20,283 --> 00:50:23,775
Hmm? Oh, nothin'.
No, uh,

762
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:28,757
just a little something
I had done... for you.

763
00:50:28,825 --> 00:50:31,089
Wait. No. Show me now.

764
00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,170
It's a big religious no-no.

765
00:51:00,357 --> 00:51:03,986
Nice, huh?
"Eat."

766
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,291
Let me guess.
You couldn't afford the "me."

767
00:51:07,497 --> 00:51:10,022
No, you goof.

768
00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:12,193
It's your initials.

769
00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:14,294
Do you like it?

770
00:51:14,371 --> 00:51:16,703
I do.

771
00:51:16,773 --> 00:51:18,866
I like it.

772
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:45,367
I'm serious.
It looks good.

773
00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:49,496
Just shut up. Don't get here late
and then make fun of me.

774
00:51:49,573 --> 00:51:53,839
- No. You look distinguished.
- Phil.

775
00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:56,037
I look like a hockey player.

776
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,707
Yeah, but a distinguished one.

777
00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,943
What'd you do anyway?

778
00:52:01,017 --> 00:52:03,679
I fell.

779
00:52:03,753 --> 00:52:06,017
Come on.

780
00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:08,080
What?
Seriously. I did.

781
00:52:08,158 --> 00:52:10,149
You sound like a battered wife.

782
00:52:10,227 --> 00:52:12,593
I fell.
That's not funny.

783
00:52:12,662 --> 00:52:15,756
Yeah, it is. It's very funny.

784
00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:18,528
I mean, it's not that funny
that wives get beat up,

785
00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:22,129
but the fact that you look like one...
that I find hilarious.

786
00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:25,641
Well, that's what happened.
I tripped, I fell. No big deal.

787
00:52:26,710 --> 00:52:29,736
You really fell?
Yeah.

788
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:33,613
I, uh, tripped going up the...
You know?

789
00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:36,710
No. What?

790
00:52:36,786 --> 00:52:40,813
The... thingie.
I hit the edge of the...

791
00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:45,157
You know. No. It's "the edge of the"
that I'm a little hazy on here.

792
00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:47,662
The edge of the knob...
my doorknob.

793
00:52:49,132 --> 00:52:53,728
You really tripped?
Truthfully? Yes. God.

794
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,631
Huh.

795
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,137
Okay.

796
00:53:08,985 --> 00:53:10,976
Why do you say that... "Huh"?

797
00:53:11,054 --> 00:53:14,490
- What, you don't believe me?
- No. I just...

798
00:53:16,826 --> 00:53:20,592
I saw your girlfriend
the other day,

799
00:53:20,664 --> 00:53:23,633
maybe what, last Thursday.

800
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:27,727
You weren't in class.
I asked her if you were okay. That's all.

801
00:53:27,804 --> 00:53:30,136
Yeah? So?

802
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:33,938
And she said yes, but you were recovering
from an operation or something.

803
00:53:34,010 --> 00:53:36,001
What?
That's what I said.

804
00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:39,139
Then she said it wasn't really
an operation, per se,

805
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:42,117
just something you had done...
a "procedure."

806
00:53:42,185 --> 00:53:44,710
That was it. So I just thought, No.

807
00:53:44,788 --> 00:53:46,756
I don't know, whatever.

808
00:53:46,823 --> 00:53:52,090
I -I hurt it. Really. I hit it... You know,
I banged it up pretty bad at home.

809
00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:55,757
So I had the doctor take a look at
it, but he didn't operate or anything.

810
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:10,406
So where'd you see her?
I don't know.

811
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,641
Starbucks or somewhere...
the mall maybe.

812
00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:15,082
She doesn't drink coffee.

813
00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:19,989
So it was downtown then.

814
00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:22,047
Record City, I think.

815
00:54:22,125 --> 00:54:25,026
Wh-What, you worried
I'm gonna steal her? No.

816
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:27,996
God. Don't be so...
Believe me.

817
00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:34,002
- Ugh!
- Anyway, it's gonna be fine.

818
00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:36,368
Well, that's good to hear.

819
00:54:37,507 --> 00:54:39,498
Yeah.

820
00:54:40,910 --> 00:54:43,538
And, uh,

821
00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:47,913
you'd tell me if there was
anything seriously wrong.

822
00:54:48,918 --> 00:54:50,909
of course.

823
00:54:52,522 --> 00:54:55,218
Hey, what's up?

824
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:59,922
I mean, we're friends,
right?

825
00:54:59,996 --> 00:55:03,193
You'd come to me.
About what?

826
00:55:04,601 --> 00:55:07,502
- Phil, what's...
- Jenny told me.

827
00:55:07,570 --> 00:55:10,061
Jenny told you what?

828
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:12,074
She kissed you.

829
00:55:13,209 --> 00:55:16,076
- Oh.
- She felt shitty, I guess.

830
00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:20,048
I could tell for, like, a week
somethin' was goin' on.

831
00:55:20,116 --> 00:55:24,018
And then finally she
told me about it. She did.

832
00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:27,488
I mean, she did do that,
but it-it was nothing.

833
00:55:27,557 --> 00:55:28,922
No. I don't mean nothing, no.

834
00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:31,517
Uh, it meant nothing.
It didn't hold any meaning for us.

835
00:55:31,594 --> 00:55:33,528
For "us"? Okay, so you can speak
for her then? It just happened.

836
00:55:33,596 --> 00:55:36,656
For me. It didn't for me.
It was just a...

837
00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:40,969
And that's all she said?

838
00:55:41,037 --> 00:55:44,996
- Don't tell me there's more.
- No. God, no, not at all. No.

839
00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:47,066
It's all right.

840
00:55:47,143 --> 00:55:50,579
I'd been acting weird lately.

841
00:55:50,647 --> 00:55:55,607
This whole... marriage idea
is just freaky, so...

842
00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:00,479
It's my fault, I guess.

843
00:56:01,691 --> 00:56:03,921
Sorry.

844
00:56:05,428 --> 00:56:08,022
It's better than me
having to kiss you.

845
00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:11,124
- Good point.
- No tongue, right?

846
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:13,601
- Oh, Jesus!
- I'm just asking.

847
00:56:13,670 --> 00:56:16,696
No. Please.

848
00:56:16,773 --> 00:56:19,105
Well, I got a 3:10.

849
00:56:23,513 --> 00:56:25,640
So long, Romeo.

850
00:56:30,653 --> 00:56:32,678
Where's your jacket?

851
00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:36,949
What?

852
00:56:38,495 --> 00:56:42,397
Okay, this is, uh...
too much.

853
00:56:44,367 --> 00:56:47,097
The cord jacket?

854
00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:49,900
The lumberjacky-lookin' thing?

855
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:52,237
I don't know.
Uh-huh.

856
00:56:52,308 --> 00:56:56,768
And this, uh,
Tommy Hilfiger-ish job...

857
00:56:56,846 --> 00:57:00,407
Where'd you come up with
that? The mall. I bought it.

858
00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:03,782
- What's the big deal?
- That's, like, a sailing slicker.

859
00:57:03,853 --> 00:57:07,118
She likes it.
It's reversible.

860
00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:09,522
Well, isn't that just neat?

861
00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:11,583
What I want to know is,
do you like it?

862
00:57:11,661 --> 00:57:14,789
It's okay. Uh-huh. Let me ask you this.

863
00:57:14,864 --> 00:57:18,459
Did you get to keep the cord job,
or did she make you toss it?

864
00:57:18,535 --> 00:57:21,936
- Who cares? God...
- Huh?

865
00:57:22,005 --> 00:57:25,736
I threw it out, okay?
Goodwill, actually.

866
00:57:25,809 --> 00:57:29,438
"Goodwill, actually."
It's no big thing.

867
00:57:29,512 --> 00:57:32,845
Dude, don't just say
"no big thing."

868
00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:36,443
I begged you to throw out the farm coat
our freshman year.

869
00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:40,615
I mean, you lost both of us
a lot of dates with that thing on, okay?

870
00:57:40,690 --> 00:57:43,818
You've had it since, like, birth.
All right? So do me a little favor.

871
00:57:43,893 --> 00:57:48,353
Let's not pretend that the
Jackie and the, uh, weight... Ow!

872
00:57:48,431 --> 00:57:51,628
And the Jon Bon Jovi hair
are no big thing. Ow! Don't!

873
00:57:51,701 --> 00:57:55,000
'Cause when it comes to routine, you
used to be, like, Mister goddamn Rogers.

874
00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:57,505
It's a fuckin' jacket, Phil!

875
00:57:57,574 --> 00:57:59,565
Just lay off.
Go to class.

876
00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:02,202
Uh-huh, fine.
Fine.

877
00:58:02,278 --> 00:58:05,406
I just hope the next time we pass each
other, I recognize who the hell you are.

878
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:09,350
Oh, yeah? Well, if not, you and Evelyn can
always head over to Record City and have a chat.

879
00:58:09,419 --> 00:58:13,355
Hey! I wouldn't get too deep into the moral
issues during this particular conversation.

880
00:58:13,423 --> 00:58:15,414
Okay, Romeo?

881
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:19,087
I may have a big fucking mouth,
but at least I keep it to myself.

882
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:25,824
Oh! My...

883
00:58:29,138 --> 00:58:31,868
Oh, is it time to go?
Uh-huh?

884
00:58:33,076 --> 00:58:36,409
Fine. So long, matey!

885
00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:39,738
Ow!

886
00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:44,253
You've got my fuckin' bag!

887
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:46,288
Dude!
Seriously, I've got class!

888
00:59:17,754 --> 00:59:21,155
So, everything's good?
Yeah. You know, okay.

889
00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:23,590
Hmm.
You?

890
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:27,960
Oh, pretty great, actually.
Just studying, working on my art.

891
00:59:28,031 --> 00:59:31,967
Right. You've got that big
thing that you’re doing. Mm.

892
00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:34,401
Thesis project for my degree.

893
00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:35,960
And it's going well?
Yeah.

894
00:59:36,039 --> 00:59:37,529
What was it again?
I never said.

895
00:59:37,607 --> 00:59:39,097
Oh. Well, that's why.

896
00:59:39,175 --> 00:59:42,941
Right. It's this sculpture...
thingie.

897
00:59:43,012 --> 00:59:45,003
Nice.

898
00:59:48,184 --> 00:59:50,744
I think what you've done with
Adam... it's really great.

899
00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:53,914
What I've done? Well, just,
you know, he's changed.

900
00:59:53,990 --> 00:59:57,255
That's right. He's changed. of
course. I didn't mean that you...

901
00:59:57,327 --> 01:00:00,296
I know. I'm just saying,
he did the work. Right.

902
01:00:01,564 --> 01:00:04,328
Well, that's always what
they say, though, isn't it?

903
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,630
What?

904
01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:09,365
Who are "they"?
You know, like in Cosmo,

905
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:12,499
when they have those tests asking you
what you'd like to change about your guy.

906
01:00:12,575 --> 01:00:16,011
Ah, now you're gonna get
all scientific on me.

907
01:00:16,079 --> 01:00:20,311
It's true, though, isn't it? I mean,
almost everyone I've ever gone out with,

908
01:00:20,383 --> 01:00:23,318
if you could alter just
one thing about them or...

909
01:00:23,386 --> 01:00:26,651
even to get them to stop wearing
sunglasses up on their head all the time,

910
01:00:26,723 --> 01:00:28,714
then they'd be perfect.

911
01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:32,386
- Well, it's that sort of deal, isn't it?
- Something like that.

912
01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:34,453
Or it could just be
that I care about him.

913
01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:41,504
Hmm. Well, Phil's got, like, six of those
"one things," but it's the same idea.

914
01:00:41,571 --> 01:00:45,302
Right. And how is old Phil?

915
01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:49,368
Well, he's Phil... six things
away from being amazing.

916
01:00:57,286 --> 01:00:59,754
Hey.

917
01:01:09,098 --> 01:01:12,158
- Hey, Evelyn.
- Adam. Hi.

918
01:01:12,235 --> 01:01:15,227
Jenny. I didn't know that you...

919
01:01:15,304 --> 01:01:17,568
I invited her.
Oh.

920
01:01:19,575 --> 01:01:23,477
Uh...
I like your new jacket.

921
01:01:23,546 --> 01:01:27,448
Phil told me about it.
Oh, yeah. It's, uh,

922
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:30,008
new.

923
01:01:30,086 --> 01:01:32,111
And your nose...
My God, are you okay?

924
01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:34,748
of course.
It was nothin'.

925
01:01:34,824 --> 01:01:37,884
Falling down
is not nothing.

926
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,951
It looks okay though.

927
01:01:43,966 --> 01:01:47,333
- Anyway, uh...
- Anyway, pull up some floor.

928
01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:49,963
We... got you a juice.

929
01:01:55,278 --> 01:01:59,305
You don't drink coffee.
It's not. It's decaf.

930
01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:01,748
It's still coffee.
Good point.

931
01:02:01,818 --> 01:02:05,720
So I drink coffee. Then I
just don't like the caffeine.

932
01:02:10,093 --> 01:02:13,426
Mm. Jenny was just saying
that she thinks you're great.

933
01:02:14,530 --> 01:02:16,930
I mean, doing great things
with yourself.

934
01:02:16,999 --> 01:02:19,433
Yeah?

935
01:02:19,502 --> 01:02:23,268
Thanks, Jenny. She thinks
you’re just about perfect now.

936
01:02:23,339 --> 01:02:25,330
Don’t you, Jenn?
I didn't say that.

937
01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:28,400
No. It's true. I'm exaggerating.
She said... and I paraphrase...

938
01:02:28,478 --> 01:02:31,504
"He's changed,"
but she implied for the better.

939
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:36,245
Oh. Well, I agree.
I have.

940
01:02:36,319 --> 01:02:39,049
And again, thank you.
You're welcome.

941
01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:43,619
I think you’ve changed too, Adam.
A lot.

942
01:02:43,693 --> 01:02:45,684
Yeah? How's that?

943
01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:48,390
Well, you've gotten cuter...

944
01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:53,128
and stronger, more confident
and, um...

945
01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:55,227
craftier.

946
01:02:55,304 --> 01:02:57,295
Craftier, huh?
Apparently so.

947
01:02:57,373 --> 01:02:59,500
Oh, that spill you took
must have done it.

948
01:02:59,575 --> 01:03:01,543
I'm sorry. Am I missing
something here?

949
01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:04,079
I'm not sure.
Evelyn, what's up?

950
01:03:04,147 --> 01:03:06,479
Nothing. Not a thing.

951
01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:10,418
Well, sometimes it's hard to read me,
you know, know when I'm joking.

952
01:03:10,486 --> 01:03:13,148
Very hard.
It is, but I am... joking.

953
01:03:13,222 --> 01:03:17,158
I mean, Adam took a bad fall and
smashed his nose, but he's okay now.

954
01:03:17,226 --> 01:03:20,389
See? It healed well,
don’t you think?

955
01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:22,727
Yes. Uh, do you guys want
a salad or something?

956
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,063
I'm hungry.
I'm fine. Jenny?

957
01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:27,125
I'm okay.
Hungry?

958
01:03:27,203 --> 01:03:30,070
Your nose looks...
How much weight have you lost?

959
01:03:30,139 --> 01:03:32,130
Not that much really.

960
01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:35,871
Twenty-one pounds.
I peeked. Is that all right?

961
01:03:35,945 --> 01:03:39,346
- "Peeked"? - His journal... a record of
his progress that he's keeping.

962
01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:42,384
Really? Oh, that's so cool.

963
01:03:42,451 --> 01:03:46,387
- Cosmo story in the making, huh?
- Yeah.

964
01:03:46,455 --> 01:03:49,185
Okay, I'm, like, totally lost here.

965
01:03:49,258 --> 01:03:51,089
You're mentioned in there too,
Jenny.

966
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,185
Where?
Adam’s journal.

967
01:03:53,262 --> 01:03:55,992
I mean, it's a veiled entry,
but I think it's you.

968
01:03:56,065 --> 01:03:57,726
Evelyn.
I peeked twice.

969
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:01,327
You're right next to someone known
as "cute waitress." Why is that?

970
01:04:01,404 --> 01:04:04,237
- I mean, Adam?
- You're not.

971
01:04:04,307 --> 01:04:07,504
- Something about a meeting and a drive after in
your cute little "V-dub." - What are you saying?

972
01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:10,444
- It's getting pretty late. I really need to get go...
- Don't go. Why are you doing this?

973
01:04:10,513 --> 01:04:12,504
I just want to talk
about the kiss.

974
01:04:12,582 --> 01:04:15,073
Why can’t we do that?
This is inappropriate, okay?

975
01:04:15,151 --> 01:04:17,381
Did you tell her?
No. No, no. He didn't.

976
01:04:17,453 --> 01:04:20,251
Philip did. We met,
and he told me all about it.

977
01:04:20,323 --> 01:04:23,019
The rest I got from loverboy's
diary. She's making that up.

978
01:04:23,092 --> 01:04:26,027
Wait. Philip told you
about our talk? When?

979
01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:31,488
What else did he tell
you? Lots of things.

980
01:04:31,567 --> 01:04:35,333
He's a very chatty guy
when you... wind him up.

981
01:04:35,404 --> 01:04:38,032
I can't believe it.
Evelyn, let's just drop it, okay?

982
01:04:38,107 --> 01:04:41,736
- if you're angry with me, all right, but this is not...
- We're just talking.

983
01:04:41,811 --> 01:04:43,642
Fine. You wanna...
Go ahead.

984
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:47,410
- I mean, Adam wrote something in his journal, obviously.
- I didn't!

985
01:04:47,483 --> 01:04:49,474
What do you wanna hear?
We kissed.

986
01:04:54,423 --> 01:04:57,187
No. No, no. I... I knew that.

987
01:04:58,327 --> 01:05:01,160
I'm sorry.
I've confused you.

988
01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:03,790
I meant about my kiss...
with Philip.

989
01:05:03,866 --> 01:05:06,835
What?
That's bullshit.

990
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,894
No. That's getting even.

991
01:05:08,971 --> 01:05:12,930
Unless you guys have something else you
want to tell me about... meaning the drive.

992
01:05:13,009 --> 01:05:14,704
You didn't meet Phil.
Ask him.

993
01:05:14,777 --> 01:05:17,268
- He would have told me.
- Apparently not.

994
01:05:19,081 --> 01:05:21,606
I'm going.

995
01:05:21,684 --> 01:05:23,743
I'm going now, okay?

996
01:05:23,819 --> 01:05:25,810
I'll, uh, see you.

997
01:05:27,223 --> 01:05:29,623
You guys are still coming
to my showing, right?

998
01:05:29,692 --> 01:05:34,595
Well... you said you would.

999
01:05:47,910 --> 01:05:49,901
Okay.

1000
01:05:52,915 --> 01:05:56,146
That was horrible.
Oh, I don't know.

1001
01:05:56,218 --> 01:05:59,153
I could've told her about
the blow job I gave him.

1002
01:05:59,221 --> 01:06:00,984
Kidding.

1003
01:06:02,558 --> 01:06:06,324
- You had no right to make her feel that way.
- She's got a boyfriend who's shit.

1004
01:06:06,395 --> 01:06:09,364
- Now she knows.
- It was still wrong to treat her like that.

1005
01:06:09,432 --> 01:06:12,833
- And me.
- Yeah, let's talk about you.

1006
01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:18,463
She called me, okay?
She wanted to get together and,

1007
01:06:18,541 --> 01:06:21,203
you know, talk about Phil,
and then...

1008
01:06:21,277 --> 01:06:24,405
And then you made out.
Most natural thing in the world.

1009
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,471
It was a mistake, okay?
I know that.

1010
01:06:26,549 --> 01:06:29,950
I just want the truth.
I told you what I did.

1011
01:06:30,019 --> 01:06:34,752
You think I wanted to kiss that guy?
I only did it for the effect.

1012
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:37,019
I'm asking you, Adam.
What else happened?

1013
01:06:37,093 --> 01:06:39,254
I deserve to know.

1014
01:06:40,329 --> 01:06:42,024
Nothing.

1015
01:06:42,098 --> 01:06:43,998
You're sticking with that?

1016
01:06:44,066 --> 01:06:48,230
Oh, and glad to hear
about your trip.

1017
01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:51,102
- See you next fall.
- What was I supposed to tell him?

1018
01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:54,336
- The truth!
- Wh...

1019
01:06:59,482 --> 01:07:01,473
Come on.

1020
01:07:01,550 --> 01:07:04,678
Look, I took shit
about my new jacket.

1021
01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:07,382
That's all people say to me anymore.
"What's up with you?" "What's goin' on?"

1022
01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:11,483
I can't exactly spread it around
what I've done. What? You fell.

1023
01:07:15,731 --> 01:07:18,165
What are we doing here?

1024
01:07:18,234 --> 01:07:20,862
Are you tired of me?
Is that it?

1025
01:07:20,936 --> 01:07:22,927
God, no!

1026
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:37,842
I don't get it.

1027
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,514
I don't want to sound
old-fashioned here, but...

1028
01:07:40,589 --> 01:07:43,114
you're a step away from fuckin'
around on me. I would never do that.

1029
01:07:43,192 --> 01:07:46,127
if it hadn't been her,
if it'd have been...

1030
01:07:46,195 --> 01:07:49,164
oh, say, that cute waitress
the other night.

1031
01:07:49,231 --> 01:07:51,631
You didn't think
I caught that, did you?

1032
01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:53,964
The chatty chat and the extra
three bucks on the tip.

1033
01:07:54,036 --> 01:07:55,503
That was nothing.

1034
01:07:55,571 --> 01:07:58,802
It's never anything...
until it's something.

1035
01:07:58,874 --> 01:08:02,674
Geez! Next you're gonna tell me that the
handkerchief with the strawberries on it is missing.

1036
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:04,736
I don't know that reference.

1037
01:08:06,315 --> 01:08:08,249
Evelyn, please.

1038
01:08:08,317 --> 01:08:10,842
Evelyn.

1039
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,911
I'll do anything you want.

1040
01:08:12,988 --> 01:08:17,186
I know what I did was wrong.
I do. I messed up.

1041
01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:19,250
So just tell me what to do,
and I'll do it.

1042
01:08:22,832 --> 01:08:24,823
I just... I don't...
I don't wanna lose you.

1043
01:08:26,202 --> 01:08:29,137
- You're sure?
- I am so sure.

1044
01:08:31,073 --> 01:08:33,268
I love you.

1045
01:08:33,342 --> 01:08:35,367
Anything I say?

1046
01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:37,435
Anything.

1047
01:08:38,747 --> 01:08:43,650
Give them up... as friends,
both of them.

1048
01:08:43,719 --> 01:08:45,710
Huh?
No explanation.

1049
01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:48,655
Don’t see them or speak
to them again, not ever.

1050
01:08:48,724 --> 01:08:50,715
That's what I want.

1051
01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:53,455
That's to prove to me
about how you feel.

1052
01:08:55,598 --> 01:09:00,729
- And if I don't?
- Well, um, I pretty much let these things end.

1053
01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:07,699
Final answer?

1054
01:09:20,556 --> 01:09:22,547
I choose you.

1055
01:09:23,893 --> 01:09:25,884
You choose well...

1056
01:09:29,064 --> 01:09:31,055
Grasshopper.

1057
01:10:16,412 --> 01:10:18,573
Adam.

1058
01:10:18,647 --> 01:10:21,810
- Ahoy.
- Phil.

1059
01:10:24,453 --> 01:10:26,751
How's it goin'?
So...

1060
01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:29,382
what, you don't
take my calls now?

1061
01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:33,189
What? No, I...
It's all right. I understand.

1062
01:10:33,262 --> 01:10:35,730
The whole...
thing.

1063
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,636
I've just been busy with work and all.

1064
01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:45,640
Yeah, whatever.

1065
01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:48,768
- Well, I should probably grab a seat.
- Hold up. Hey.

1066
01:10:48,844 --> 01:10:51,540
Where's the fire?

1067
01:10:51,614 --> 01:10:53,548
What? No. I...

1068
01:10:53,616 --> 01:10:57,950
No. I just want a... good spot and...

1069
01:10:58,020 --> 01:11:01,820
So, where’s Jenny?
Funny.

1070
01:11:01,890 --> 01:11:04,154
What?
Man, come on.

1071
01:11:04,226 --> 01:11:07,423
We broke up, broke it off... whatever.
You knew that.

1072
01:11:07,496 --> 01:11:11,091
No. I... When?

1073
01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,532
Like, two weeks ago,
right after...

1074
01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:16,196
You know. You and Jenny...
I can't believe that.

1075
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:20,572
Believe it. She came over one day
after seeing you guys, I guess.

1076
01:11:20,643 --> 01:11:22,634
That was it... the ring off,

1077
01:11:22,711 --> 01:11:25,680
took her CD's back...
gone.

1078
01:11:25,748 --> 01:11:28,478
I'm sorry.
I mean, I was lookin ‘to get out.

1079
01:11:28,550 --> 01:11:32,884
You know that. But once you start
makin' those plans, you know...

1080
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:36,083
like pickin' out napkins and shit...

1081
01:11:36,158 --> 01:11:38,524
it's almost easier
to just do the thing.

1082
01:11:38,594 --> 01:11:42,530
- I don't know what to say.
- Don't worry about it.

1083
01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:46,066
You haven't seen her lately,
have you?

1084
01:11:48,370 --> 01:11:50,361
- No.
- Okay.

1085
01:11:52,207 --> 01:11:55,973
Well, this ought to be good, huh?

1086
01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:02,283
Jenny.
- Adam.

1087
01:12:02,351 --> 01:12:05,912
- Hey.
- Hi, Phil.

1088
01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:09,515
I'm sorry... about you guys.

1089
01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:16,023
Boy, you just can't keep
anything to yourself, can you?

1090
01:12:16,098 --> 01:12:19,693
Well, every so often,
I guess. Right? What?

1091
01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:21,759
You never change.
That's what.

1092
01:12:26,308 --> 01:12:29,334
- Oh, and, Phil?
- Yeah?

1093
01:12:29,411 --> 01:12:32,869
You don't really need
sunglasses indoors.

1094
01:12:36,985 --> 01:12:42,651
- What is she...
- It's not, like, totally official yet.

1095
01:12:42,725 --> 01:12:44,716
Fuck. What are you gonna do?

1096
01:12:47,296 --> 01:12:50,595
- Well, we should probably find a place too.
- Let's grab two close to the exit.

1097
01:12:50,666 --> 01:12:52,930
Oh, maybe we shouldn't...

1098
01:12:54,670 --> 01:12:56,865
You know, Jenny and...

1099
01:12:57,940 --> 01:13:00,841
Whatever.
Take care, man.

1100
01:13:58,367 --> 01:14:00,358
Could I...
Mm-hmm.

1101
01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:20,714
Good afternoon.

1102
01:14:20,789 --> 01:14:23,656
Thank you
for coming out today.

1103
01:14:23,725 --> 01:14:27,252
It's the middle of Stop Week,
and I'm sure this is not...

1104
01:14:27,329 --> 01:14:30,264
how most of you studying for finals...

1105
01:14:30,332 --> 01:14:35,395
would choose to spend your time
away from campus... on campus.

1106
01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:46,376
The accompanying visual portion
of this graduate thesis project...

1107
01:14:46,448 --> 01:14:51,351
is currently available in
the exhibition gallery across the way,

1108
01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:55,686
so if you don't stay today for...

1109
01:14:55,757 --> 01:14:58,851
punch and cookies, um...

1110
01:15:00,462 --> 01:15:05,195
please stop by and take a look
at your... convenience.

1111
01:15:13,675 --> 01:15:16,735
Okay, that's the boring stuff.

1112
01:15:18,013 --> 01:15:20,538
Oh, I almost forgot.

1113
01:15:20,616 --> 01:15:26,577
And this is fairly personal...
probably shouldn’t even do it...

1114
01:15:26,655 --> 01:15:30,614
but it really is the capper
to my time here at Mercy,

1115
01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:32,853
so please indulge me.

1116
01:15:33,929 --> 01:15:38,263
I was given an engagement ring...
two days ago,

1117
01:15:38,333 --> 01:15:42,429
and I haven't really
answered the guy yet.

1118
01:15:42,504 --> 01:15:45,803
So I wanted to do it today.
Here goes.

1119
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:52,177
This is a beautiful stone...

1120
01:15:52,247 --> 01:15:56,047
and an amazing gesture
on your part...

1121
01:15:56,118 --> 01:15:58,678
for many reasons.

1122
01:15:58,754 --> 01:16:02,281
By the time I'm through here,

1123
01:16:02,357 --> 01:16:04,848
I promise that you'll
have your answer.

1124
01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:16,228
My graduate advisor gave me
this advice five months ago.

1125
01:16:17,839 --> 01:16:21,138
"Strive to make art,

1126
01:16:21,209 --> 01:16:24,406
but change the world."

1127
01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:27,607
And so,
being a good little student,

1128
01:16:27,683 --> 01:16:29,674
that's what I set out to do.

1129
01:16:31,286 --> 01:16:35,416
With that in mind,
I present you with my newest work.

1130
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:40,225
It is a human sculpture...

1131
01:16:40,295 --> 01:16:43,753
on which I've worked
these past 18 weeks...

1132
01:16:43,832 --> 01:16:47,097
and of whom I am very proud.

1133
01:16:47,169 --> 01:16:49,694
The piece itself is untitled,

1134
01:16:49,771 --> 01:16:52,239
since I think... I-I hope...

1135
01:16:52,307 --> 01:16:56,175
it will mean something different
to each of you...

1136
01:16:56,244 --> 01:16:59,907
and, frankly,
anyone who sees it.

1137
01:17:01,917 --> 01:17:03,908
Can I get a spot...

1138
01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:10,456
I did the MTV thing
here on the face.

1139
01:17:10,525 --> 01:17:16,191
This is a "before" picture that
I had a classmate take of us...

1140
01:17:16,264 --> 01:17:18,323
near the Pizza Hut
out by the highway.

1141
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:21,801
That was our first
official encounter...

1142
01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:26,136
after he asked me out
at his place of work...

1143
01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:29,143
a big no-no,
or so I was told.

1144
01:17:29,211 --> 01:17:32,669
And it was here that I coaxed hi m
Into eating his first vegetarian meal.

1145
01:17:32,748 --> 01:17:35,308
Well, as vegetarian...

1146
01:17:35,384 --> 01:17:38,945
as a spinach-and-mushroom
calzone can be.

1147
01:17:39,021 --> 01:17:41,649
He also had a salad.

1148
01:17:41,723 --> 01:17:47,218
Anyway, he told me that,
for him, it was a huge deal...

1149
01:17:47,295 --> 01:17:51,425
and it does mark the beginning
of my systematic makeover...

1150
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:55,129
or sculpting, if you will...

1151
01:17:55,203 --> 01:17:59,230
of my two very pliable
materials of choice...

1152
01:17:59,307 --> 01:18:01,673
the human flesh...

1153
01:18:01,743 --> 01:18:03,734
and the human will.

1154
01:18:14,956 --> 01:18:19,450
But this, I'm afraid, was not done
out of love or caring...

1155
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,519
or concern.

1156
01:18:21,596 --> 01:18:24,861
This was a simple matter of,

1157
01:18:24,933 --> 01:18:29,563
"can I instill 'X' amount of change
in this creature...

1158
01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:32,630
using only manipulation
as my palette knife?"

1159
01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:37,975
I made sure that nothing
was ever forced...

1160
01:18:38,046 --> 01:18:41,777
during our sessions
or sittings together...

1161
01:18:41,850 --> 01:18:45,081
I-I can't really say they were
dates, not on my part,

1162
01:18:45,153 --> 01:18:49,715
although the illusion of dating
was imperative...

1163
01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:52,988
and that his free will was at
the forefront of each decision.

1164
01:18:54,096 --> 01:18:56,894
I made suggestions,

1165
01:18:56,965 --> 01:19:01,868
presented the illusion
of interest and...

1166
01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:08,600
desire,

1167
01:19:08,677 --> 01:19:12,613
but never said,
"You must do this."

1168
01:19:12,681 --> 01:19:14,672
Not once.

1169
01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:19,076
Any questions yet?

1170
01:19:21,990 --> 01:19:25,687
I found that with the right coaxing...
yes, coaxing,

1171
01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:31,427
often of a sexual nature and often
in very public arenas, I'll admit...

1172
01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:35,994
I could hone the inside
of my sculpture...

1173
01:19:36,071 --> 01:19:38,062
as well as the surface.

1174
01:19:39,074 --> 01:19:41,065
Now, I found myself...

1175
01:19:41,143 --> 01:19:45,580
suddenly creating
strong moral ambiguity...

1176
01:19:45,647 --> 01:19:49,481
where I could detect only
the slightest traces before,

1177
01:19:49,551 --> 01:19:54,818
often in direct proportion
to the amount of external change.

1178
01:19:55,991 --> 01:20:00,223
This means, as my subject
became handsomer...

1179
01:20:00,295 --> 01:20:04,356
and firmer
and more confident,

1180
01:20:04,432 --> 01:20:07,128
his actions became
more and more...

1181
01:20:08,937 --> 01:20:11,633
um...

1182
01:20:11,706 --> 01:20:14,300
questionable.

1183
01:20:14,376 --> 01:20:16,469
Against medical advice,

1184
01:20:16,545 --> 01:20:18,979
he had work done to his face...

1185
01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:22,244
and insisted to those
around him that he had... What?

1186
01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:25,343
Merely fallen down.

1187
01:20:25,420 --> 01:20:30,551
He also started to deceive
his friends... and myself...

1188
01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:33,458
with greater abandon
during this period...

1189
01:20:33,528 --> 01:20:37,259
while showing increased interest
in other women.

1190
01:20:37,332 --> 01:20:42,395
Indeed, he had relations
with his best friend’s fiancée...

1191
01:20:42,470 --> 01:20:46,304
and continues to withhold details
about the incident from us...

1192
01:20:46,374 --> 01:20:49,275
to this day.

1193
01:20:49,344 --> 01:20:52,108
Moreover,

1194
01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:56,116
he was willing to give those friends up
when asked...

1195
01:20:56,184 --> 01:20:59,779
walk away without
any further contact...

1196
01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:02,153
after said encounter...

1197
01:21:02,224 --> 01:21:05,284
leading me to an assumption
of further wrongdoing...

1198
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:07,294
with the young woman in question.

1199
01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,353
This is fucked!

1200
01:21:22,043 --> 01:21:25,137
I call this act
morally questionable...

1201
01:21:25,213 --> 01:21:30,082
because it seems to be motivated,
in my mind at least,

1202
01:21:30,151 --> 01:21:33,917
as much out of guilt
as genuine feelings for me.

1203
01:21:34,923 --> 01:21:39,724
He has then, as I see it,
been completely...

1204
01:21:39,794 --> 01:21:42,058
and totally refashioned
as a person.

1205
01:21:44,132 --> 01:21:48,034
And yet,
open any fashion magazine,

1206
01:21:49,237 --> 01:21:51,296
turn on any television program,

1207
01:21:51,373 --> 01:21:54,865
and the world will tell you
he's only gotten...

1208
01:21:54,943 --> 01:22:00,745
more interesting,
more desirable, more normal.

1209
01:22:02,183 --> 01:22:04,174
In a word,

1210
01:22:05,353 --> 01:22:07,412
better.

1211
01:22:07,489 --> 01:22:11,789
He is a living,
breathing example...

1212
01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:15,193
of our obsession
with the surface of things,

1213
01:22:15,263 --> 01:22:17,254
the shape of them.

1214
01:22:26,141 --> 01:22:29,008
Not bad, huh?

1215
01:22:29,077 --> 01:22:33,446
This was a completely...
startling and...

1216
01:22:33,515 --> 01:22:35,983
unexpected turn of events, but...

1217
01:22:37,319 --> 01:22:39,310
obviously, I can't accept.

1218
01:22:41,289 --> 01:22:43,655
You can examine the stone
and setting further...

1219
01:22:43,725 --> 01:22:46,091
when it's placed
in the exhibit.

1220
01:22:46,161 --> 01:22:50,291
As for me,
I have no regrets,

1221
01:22:50,365 --> 01:22:52,765
no feelings of remorse
for my actions,

1222
01:22:52,834 --> 01:22:57,134
the manufactured emotions...
none of it.

1223
01:22:57,205 --> 01:23:02,108
I have always stood by
the single and simple conceit...

1224
01:23:02,177 --> 01:23:05,510
that I am an artist, only that.

1225
01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:11,814
There is... only art.

1226
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:28,426
Now, you may hold
a different opinion,

1227
01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:31,165
feel differently.

1228
01:23:31,239 --> 01:23:33,332
I welcome that.

1229
01:23:33,408 --> 01:23:35,740
Difference is good,

1230
01:23:35,810 --> 01:23:39,678
great, vital even.

1231
01:23:39,748 --> 01:23:43,411
Only indifference is suspect.

1232
01:23:43,485 --> 01:23:46,477
Only to indifference do I say...

1233
01:23:48,556 --> 01:23:50,547
fuck you.

1234
01:23:56,064 --> 01:23:59,898
With that in mind,
I offer you my untitled sculpture...

1235
01:23:59,968 --> 01:24:03,062
and supporting materials today.

1236
01:24:03,138 --> 01:24:06,107
Thank you.

1237
01:25:10,605 --> 01:25:14,200
Not a big modern art crowd,
I guess, huh?

1238
01:25:21,616 --> 01:25:24,244
Hey.

1239
01:25:24,319 --> 01:25:26,310
Glad you stopped by.

1240
01:25:26,387 --> 01:25:29,845
I can't really show my face
in the streets,

1241
01:25:29,924 --> 01:25:32,324
so it seemed logical.
Look, Adam, I know that...

1242
01:25:32,393 --> 01:25:36,420
Please...
just refer to me as "it"..

1243
01:25:37,999 --> 01:25:39,990
Or, uh, "untitled."

1244
01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:43,896
It'll help me keep
some perspective here.

1245
01:26:00,021 --> 01:26:02,512
I know that this a lot for you
to take in and everything, but I...

1246
01:26:02,590 --> 01:26:05,058
Uh-huh, yeah.

1247
01:26:06,327 --> 01:26:09,922
I got a little Gregor Samsa thing
goin' right now, so, uh...

1248
01:26:12,934 --> 01:26:15,926
I know my work relied on not
telling you what was going on.

1249
01:26:17,272 --> 01:26:19,740
Sorry.
You're sorry.

1250
01:26:19,807 --> 01:26:23,641
That's great. I figured I was really gonna
have to work to get that one out of you.

1251
01:26:23,711 --> 01:26:26,043
Oh, I'm not sorry,
not for what I've done.

1252
01:26:26,114 --> 01:26:28,173
I just feel bad
that you're so upset.

1253
01:26:28,249 --> 01:26:30,240
Screw you!

1254
01:26:30,318 --> 01:26:32,513
You have screwed me, a lot.

1255
01:26:32,587 --> 01:26:34,521
You wanna watch it?
Just pull up a chair.

1256
01:26:34,589 --> 01:26:36,523
Shit. You are seriously
fucked up.

1257
01:26:36,591 --> 01:26:39,924
I mean it. Listen to your mouth, Adam.
You never used to talk like that.

1258
01:26:39,994 --> 01:26:42,360
Oh, you're gonna take credit
for that too, huh? No.

1259
01:26:42,430 --> 01:26:46,127
You picked that up all on your own.
Cute guys always have potty mouths.

1260
01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:49,864
They think it makes them cuter.
Oh, yeah?

1261
01:26:49,938 --> 01:26:52,338
Tell me how cute
this one is then.

1262
01:26:56,277 --> 01:26:58,268
Fuck you!

1263
01:27:00,748 --> 01:27:02,739
You heartless cunt.

1264
01:27:11,859 --> 01:27:14,487
So tell me then.
Go ahead.

1265
01:27:14,562 --> 01:27:18,123
You feel that way about me.
You can tell me what I did wrong.

1266
01:27:18,199 --> 01:27:20,133
if I did something wrong.

1267
01:27:20,201 --> 01:27:23,261
You don't see this as wrong?

1268
01:27:23,338 --> 01:27:25,329
You honestly have
no concept here.

1269
01:27:25,406 --> 01:27:27,397
if you hadn't
been here today,

1270
01:27:27,475 --> 01:27:31,343
hadn't heard all this stuff,
wouldn’t you still be happy...

1271
01:27:31,412 --> 01:27:35,041
waiting at home for me, hoping this
went well, wanting to make love?

1272
01:27:35,116 --> 01:27:39,052
- That's not the point.
- Yes, it is. It's the total point.

1273
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:41,884
All that stuff we did was real for you.
Therefore, it was real.

1274
01:27:41,956 --> 01:27:45,858
It wasn't for me.
Therefore, it wasn't.

1275
01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:48,054
It's all subjective, Adam...
everything.

1276
01:27:48,129 --> 01:27:51,860
I'll tell you something real.
I should sue your ass.

1277
01:27:51,933 --> 01:27:54,265
You could try.

1278
01:27:54,335 --> 01:27:56,530
I did take that risk.
Yeah.

1279
01:27:56,604 --> 01:27:58,629
That's right, you did.

1280
01:28:14,622 --> 01:28:16,613
What's this doin' here?

1281
01:28:17,992 --> 01:28:20,256
It was only four bucks
at the Goodwill.

1282
01:28:20,328 --> 01:28:22,455
Why would you buy that?

1283
01:28:22,530 --> 01:28:24,521
Just so I'd have it...

1284
01:28:26,401 --> 01:28:28,392
all of you.

1285
01:28:41,382 --> 01:28:43,646
Fine.

1286
01:28:43,718 --> 01:28:45,709
What the hell?
It can't get any worse.

1287
01:28:48,656 --> 01:28:51,921
if you get off on showing people
my old socks...

1288
01:28:51,993 --> 01:28:54,621
and scuzzy sheets, go for it.

1289
01:28:54,696 --> 01:28:56,755
I don't "get off" on it.

1290
01:28:58,099 --> 01:29:01,591
This is my work, Adam.

1291
01:29:04,072 --> 01:29:06,404
I'll give you back whatever you want
as soon as I get my grade.

1292
01:29:06,474 --> 01:29:08,465
The ring would be nice.

1293
01:29:11,512 --> 01:29:14,208
It was my grandma's.

1294
01:29:14,282 --> 01:29:16,443
I'll take care of it.

1295
01:29:16,517 --> 01:29:18,508
Good.

1296
01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:22,747
Hard feelings?
Me?

1297
01:29:22,824 --> 01:29:27,386
No. We had some fun, right?

1298
01:29:28,596 --> 01:29:32,157
- Yeah.
- Oh, but, hey, that's subjective.

1299
01:29:32,233 --> 01:29:35,760
Exactly.
But do me a favor?

1300
01:29:35,837 --> 01:29:40,638
Don't fool yourself
and think that this is art. Okay?

1301
01:29:41,809 --> 01:29:44,801
It's a sick fuckin' joke,
but it's not art.

1302
01:29:44,879 --> 01:29:47,370
Is that right?
Pretty much, yeah.

1303
01:29:47,448 --> 01:29:49,416
And if I'm wrong about that...

1304
01:29:49,484 --> 01:29:52,453
I mean, if I've completely
missed the point here,

1305
01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:54,511
and somehow puking up...

1306
01:29:54,589 --> 01:29:59,253
all your own shitty little neuroses
all over people's laps is actually art,

1307
01:29:59,327 --> 01:30:02,262
then you ought to at least realize
there's a price to it all.

1308
01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:06,960
Wow. Okay, so...

1309
01:30:07,034 --> 01:30:12,973
you're saying...
I should be a better person?

1310
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:17,067
I mean, is that it?

1311
01:30:17,145 --> 01:30:19,773
That's the nutshell, yeah.

1312
01:30:19,847 --> 01:30:24,284
Better like... you?

1313
01:30:24,352 --> 01:30:26,286
No.

1314
01:30:26,354 --> 01:30:28,288
Just better.

1315
01:30:29,290 --> 01:30:31,087
Oh.

1316
01:30:34,362 --> 01:30:36,523
Tell me, though,

1317
01:30:36,597 --> 01:30:38,724
just one thing.

1318
01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:40,734
Yes?

1319
01:30:40,802 --> 01:30:42,793
Was any of it true?

1320
01:30:46,674 --> 01:30:50,872
The, uh, nose job...

1321
01:30:50,945 --> 01:30:54,381
or Lake Forest?

1322
01:30:54,449 --> 01:30:56,679
Your mother's maiden name?

1323
01:30:56,751 --> 01:30:58,878
One thing you ever said to me?

1324
01:31:01,923 --> 01:31:03,857
No.

1325
01:31:06,761 --> 01:31:09,229
And the scars are...

1326
01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:11,288
That was another project.

1327
01:31:12,366 --> 01:31:14,994
I got it.

1328
01:31:15,069 --> 01:31:17,128
Sorry.

1329
01:31:29,050 --> 01:31:31,075
I should, uh,

1330
01:31:31,152 --> 01:31:33,780
probably get going.

1331
01:31:33,855 --> 01:31:35,846
Are you coming?

1332
01:31:39,727 --> 01:31:44,687
No, not yet. Don't worry.
I'm not gonna mess up your stuff.

1333
01:31:44,765 --> 01:31:46,790
No spray paint.

1334
01:31:56,511 --> 01:31:58,536
That one time...

1335
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:01,841
in my bed one night
when you leaned over...

1336
01:32:01,916 --> 01:32:03,747
and whispered in my ear...
remember?

1337
01:32:05,453 --> 01:32:08,422
- And I whispered back to you. I said that I...
- I remember.

1338
01:32:08,489 --> 01:32:10,980
I meant that.

1339
01:32:11,058 --> 01:32:13,049
I did.

1340
01:32:18,132 --> 01:32:21,932
- Yeah?
- Yes.

1341
01:32:30,344 --> 01:32:32,539
Oh.