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<i>(man)</i> Although your diplomas
are equally specific, remember:

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you are all going out
into the world as individuals.

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l now proudly present

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this year's Woodrow Wilson School
of Public and lnternational Affairs

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graduating class.

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Go, go, go.

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- Bye. We love you.
- You have to write.

8
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- Thank your mom for all the cookies, OK?
- l'm very proud of you.

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<i>(Mia) Dear diary.</i>

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<i>Well, it's me. Brand-new</i>
<i>college graduate-slash-princess.</i>

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<i>Oh, I can't believe it's been five years</i>

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<i>since Grandma told me</i>
<i>that I was a princess.</i>

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Me? A... a princess? Shut up.

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<i>And right after that,</i>
<i>my mother surprised me</i>

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<i>by marrying my high-school teacher,</i>
<i>Patrick O'Connell.</i>

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<i>It must be going well,</i>
<i>because they are now expecting a baby.</i>

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<i>Lilly's remained the same,</i>
<i>as she continues to cause turmoil,</i>

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<i>but now as a graduate</i>
<i>student at Berkeley.</i>

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<i>Which she calls ''Berserkeley. ''</i>

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<i>''How's Michael?''you may ask.</i>

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<i>Well, we're just friends now, as he</i>
<i>went off to tour the country with his band.</i>

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Princess Mia.

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Look out the window,
and welcome back to Genovia.

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<i>Oh, there it is. My beautiful Genovia.</i>

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<i>Of course, I'm completely excited to be</i>
<i>going back, but I'm also a bit nervous.</i>

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<i>(man) Genovia One has landed.</i>

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<i>(Mia) Grandma Clarisse will step down</i>
<i>by the end of this year as queen,</i>

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<i>and I'll be taking over, since I'm now 2 1.</i>

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<i>Mira, la princesa Mia.</i>

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lt's the princess from America! Hi.

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<i>(man) Viva la princesa.</i>

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<i>I know I studied diplomacy</i>
<i>and political science at school, but...</i>

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<i>there is no course in ''Queen, ''</i>
<i>or ''How To Run A Country 10 1. ''</i>

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<i>But Grandma's going to help me, and</i>
<i>I'll take over when she thinks I'm ready.</i>

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<i>Of course, I wonder... will I ever be ready?</i>

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<i>In the meantime, I'm going to live</i>
<i>in a beautiful palace like in a fairy tale,</i>

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<i>and eventually sit on a throne</i>
<i>and rule the people of Genovia.</i>

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<i>Is that scary or what?</i>

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<i>Well, maybe Fat Louie</i>
<i>can give me some help.</i>

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Her Royal Highness Princess Amelia
Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi

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has arrived.

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Welcome home, Princess.

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And her royal pussycat, Sir Fat Louie.

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<i>The one downer in my fairy tale</i>
<i>is I've never been in love.</i>

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Countess Puck of Austria.

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<i>However, this evening</i>
<i>is my 2 1st-birthday party,</i>

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<i>and our tradition says I have to dance</i>
<i>with all the eligible bachelors in Genovia.</i>

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<i>So maybe I'll meet</i>
<i>my Prince Charming tonight.</i>

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<i>(woman)</i> The queen is coming.

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Here she comes. Look alive.

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Places.

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She'll have a double-door entrance.

53
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The eagle is flying.
Repeat, the eagle is flying.

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She's in the foyer.

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Beautiful.

56
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But you're late, Your Majesty.

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A queen is never late.
Everyone else is simply early.

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Of course.

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<i>(man)</i> Her Majesty
Clarisse Renaldi,

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Queen of Genovia.

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<i>(fanfare)</i>

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Greetings, good friends.

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l am delighted
to welcome you here this evening.

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<i>(</i>? <i>chamber music)</i>

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- Thank you.
- l hope they have string cheese.

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Ah, good.

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Many of you will remember King Rupert's
and my granddaughter, Princess Mia.

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<i>(all)</i> King Rupert. May he rest in peace.

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Will you please
raise your glasses in celebration

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of Princess Mia's 21 st birthday.

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Presenting Her Royal Highness
Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi,

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Princess of Genovia.

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<i>(drumroll)</i>

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<i>(fanfare)</i>

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To Princess Mia.

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<i>(all)</i> To Princess Mia.

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- lt happens all the time.
- Oh!

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- And happy birthday.
- Thank you.

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<i>(speaks Greek)</i>

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- Oh, l don't speak Greek.
- <i>(speaks Greek)</i>

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- And you obviously don't speak English.
- <i>(speaks Greek)</i>

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One, two, three.
One, two, three.

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One, two, three. One, two, three.

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- One, two...
- Ow!

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Sorry.

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<i>(muttering in French)</i>

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- Have you met the princess yet?
- Briefly. But she wasn't very friendly.

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l got a hello and a goodbye.
ls this an American custom?

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- l saw that.
- Oh, uh...

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<i>(squealing)</i>

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Oh, l've missed you.

92
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- Sebastian.
- Majesty.

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- Sheila.
- Majesty.

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- What have you been up to?
- Oh, just partying, girl. You know.

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Oh, your foot. l'm so sorry. Are...

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Are you all right?

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l'll survive, Your Highness.

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The fault was entirely my own. l apologize.

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Are you sure you don't want to
exchange licenses and proof of insurance?

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No, no. These shoes
were a little big anyway.

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The swelling should help them fit better.

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Hey, get a load of this guy.

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Shimmy shimmy.

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Hey, hey, hey. <i>Bitte.</i>

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- You are a beautiful dancer.
- Oh, why, thank you so much.

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Like a deer.

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Or a chipmunk in the forest.

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Looks like he's trying to land a plane.

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Woodland animals
are a lovely thing to be compared to.

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May l?

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- Your timing is impeccable. Thank you.
- You're welcome, Your Highness.

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Mia. l like to be called Mia.

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And you are?

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Nicholas. Just Nicholas.

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Well, l'm very glad to see that my
clumsiness hasn't affected your dancing.

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l'm sorry l stepped on your foot.

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You can step on my foot anytime.

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Aww.

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lt is Prince Jacques' turn.

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Your Highness.

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lf this were my party,
we'd be kissing by now.

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That's Prince Jacques.
He's about 1 2 years old.

123
00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,899
He's a very precocious prince.

124
00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:06,638
He wears aftershave
to make people think that he's older.

125
00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,146
May l blow in your ear?

126
00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,808
Can you reach it?

127
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:17,154
Princess, there's someone
from parliament you should meet.

128
00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,622
Charlotte, how many
members of parliament are there?

129
00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,852
Only two left, Your Highness.

130
00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:25,196
- Cake, ladies?
- Oh, dear.

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Oh, Your Highness, pardon me,
l am so sorry. lt was only an accident.

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lt's fine, it's fine.
No harm, no foul, no bruise.

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Thank you so much.

134
00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,671
You should be more careful,
Your Royal Highness.

135
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Somebody might try
to take that away from you.

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Oh, l hope not.
But thank you so much for all your help.

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Someone like me.

138
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<i>Welcome back to ''Eggs with Elsie. ''</i>

139
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<i>I'm Elsie Kentworthy,</i>
<i>and today's topic is Princess Mia.</i>

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Hi. How's it going?

141
00:09:57,496 --> 00:10:00,329
- So sorry, l thought l was alone.
- No, Miss.

142
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,061
l'm Brigitte, if it pleases you.
At your service.

143
00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:06,627
- And l'm Brigitta, Miss.
- Brigitte and Brigitta, l'm Mia.

144
00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:09,230
And, please, you don't...
Don't curtsy like that.

145
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:13,210
- Not like this? How do you like it, then?
- Like this, maybe?

146
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,837
No, no, no, l didn't mean, like, you know...

147
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,644
No, no, not that way. l didn't mean it, um...

148
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:22,481
The queen bids you good morning,
Princess. She's in session with parliament.

149
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,715
- OK.
- l see you've met your lady's maids.

150
00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:27,052
Yeah. Um...

151
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,694
- How do you turn off the curtsies?
- Oh.

152
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,696
Enough bowing. Back to your chores.

153
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,733
Her Majesty will meet you
in one hour at the throne room.

154
00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,463
- OK.
- l'm sorry your suite isn't ready yet.

155
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,198
But you're welcome
to stay here in Her Majesty's suite...

156
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,103
No, no, no, no, it's fine. lt's...

157
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:45,575
Hey, can l explore
the palace a little bit?

158
00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,202
- Of course.
- <i>(dog barks)</i>

159
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,339
Oh. Well, you've met Maurice.

160
00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,041
<i>(Mia)</i> Hey, Mo.

161
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,846
The throne room, in an hour.

162
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,285
The parliament of Genovia is in session.
Prime Minister Motaz presiding.

163
00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:01,750
Viscount Mabrey, you have the floor.

164
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,125
<i>(man) Monsieur Mabrey, s'il vous plaÎt.</i>

165
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:10,191
As we all know, the 21 st birthday
of an heir to the Genovian bloodline

166
00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:13,533
is indeed a matter
of great public significance.

167
00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:19,009
lt signifies that this young person
is eligible to assume the crown.

168
00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:22,478
lndeed, we are well aware of this, Viscount.

169
00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:25,311
The queen has already
indicated that Princess Mia

170
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:30,320
intends to learn more at her side
before assuming the throne.

171
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:34,821
lt was not Princess Mia
to whom l was referring.

172
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,145
Oh, wow.

173
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,917
King Chevalier

174
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:09,984
was the great-great-great-grandfather of...

175
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,654
Hello?

176
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:14,460
Ah... Oh.

177
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,035
<i>(clears throat)</i>

178
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,899
Proceed.

179
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,043
<i>(gasps)</i>

180
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:30,011
Nice.

181
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,346
Hello?

182
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:55,568
<i>(Mabrey)</i> So.

183
00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:59,269
As of the 20th of October last year,

184
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:05,011
on the occasion of his 21 st birthday,

185
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:10,953
another Genovian of the royal bloodline
became eligible to assume the throne.

186
00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,421
What?

187
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,426
My nephew, Lord Devereaux.

188
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,996
l beg your pardon?

189
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:22,033
My nephew's mother was my wife's sister.

190
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,837
Therefore, Your Majesty,
l am pleased to say

191
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:29,271
that my nephew
is ready to take his place

192
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,344
as Genovia's rightful king.

193
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,381
Shut up.

194
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,984
l beg your pardon?

195
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:44,681
- l mean...
- ''Shut up'' doesn't always mean shut up.

196
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,257
<i>''Taisez-vous'' veut dire...</i>

197
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,258
ln America, it's like
''Oh, my,'' ''Gee whiz,'' ''Wow.''

198
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,488
- <i>''Fantastique, '' ''Superbe, '' ''Oy vey. ''</i>
- Yeah, thank you, Mr. Prime Minister.

199
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:55,158
But isn't Princess Mia
first in line to ascend the throne?

200
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,529
Not yet.

201
00:13:56,635 --> 00:14:00,332
Genovian law states
that a princess must marry

202
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,033
before she can take the throne.

203
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,667
<i>( Clarisse)</i> We have never
enforced that law.

204
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,679
A man doesn't have to marry to be king.

205
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,511
l mean, this is the 21 st century,
for heaven's sake.

206
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:15,780
My granddaughter should
be given the same rights as any man.

207
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,388
Yeah!

208
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:27,426
Genovia shall have no queen
lest she be bound in matrimony.

209
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,894
Lord Palimore?

210
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:35,531
That is the law of Genovia
for the last 300 years.

211
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:40,078
Princess Mia is not qualified to rule
because she is unmarried.

212
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,579
Forgive me, Your Majesty.

213
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,741
Not all of us are sure that the princess

214
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:51,414
is the most suitable choice
to govern our great nation.

215
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,252
<i>(all)</i> Ooh!

216
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,384
Now, now, gentlemen, gentlemen. Please.

217
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:58,395
l suggest this honored body

218
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:01,591
allow Princess Mia one year,

219
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,759
during which time she must marry,

220
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:08,067
or she forfeits the throne
of Genovia to young Lord Devereaux.

221
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,504
What? No.

222
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:12,543
- l object. l object most strongly.
- One year?

223
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,203
- 60 days.
- Two months.

224
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,678
60 days?

225
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,476
30 days.

226
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:24,051
How could parliament expect me
to fall in love in 30 days? lt's like...

227
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:28,855
lt's like it's a big trick to get me
to have an arranged marriage, or...

228
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,553
No.

229
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,291
No, there's no...
That's it, there's no ''or.'' There's... l...

230
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,425
An arranged marriage is my only choice.

231
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:40,699
What kind of person
agrees to an arranged marriage?

232
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:43,937
Uh...

233
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:47,012
You agreed to an arranged marriage.

234
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,410
- Right.
- Yes, l did.

235
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,209
And it turned out quite splendidly.

236
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:59,156
He was my best friend.
We grew very fond of each other.

237
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,783
l'm sure, Grandma, but...

238
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:06,092
l dream of love, not fondness.

239
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:11,363
But you don't have to do this, Mia.
You don't have to become queen.

240
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,436
This is so unfair.

241
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,311
<i>(man's voice) Amelia.</i>

242
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,749
<i>(both)</i> Courage is not the absence of fear,

243
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:34,590
<i>(alone)</i> but rather the judgment
that something else is more important...

244
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,991
than fear.

245
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,329
There are 550 years
of Renaldis on these walls.

246
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:48,072
And l will be up there
next to my father.

247
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:55,837
l'm sure l want my chance
to make a difference as a ruler.

248
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,343
Spoken like a true queen.

249
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:09,322
You, my boy, a true-born Genovian.

250
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,362
You should be our king.

251
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,721
l agree.

252
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:17,461
But how can we make it happen?

253
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,471
Give me one of your arrows.

254
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:24,099
l'm going to show you a trick that
l learned from an old ltalian philosopher.

255
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,040
Niccolò Machiavelli.

256
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:31,811
l can make this dart
hit the bull's-eye every time.

257
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,586
<i>(yells)</i>

258
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,921
Yes, but that is cheating.

259
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,960
You've got it.

260
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:47,688
Lord Devereaux will be arriving shortly,
Mrs. Kout, with his snake of an uncle.

261
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,967
Yes, Your Majesty.

262
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,900
- Your Majesty.
- Hm?

263
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,872
l know Lionel is the prime minister's
nephew and he's interning for the summer

264
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,704
because he wants to learn about security.

265
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:03,043
But he never leaves my side.
He sticks to me like Velcro, madam.

266
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,345
lt won't last very long.
He returns to school in the autumn.

267
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,680
- He wants an audience with you.
- What, now?

268
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,755
Now.

269
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,823
Lionel?

270
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,361
Short.

271
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,795
l don't know if you've met
Mrs. Kout, our housekeeper,

272
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:23,197
and Priscilla and Olivia, my lady's maids.

273
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,065
l'm doing a background check on Olivia.

274
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:28,264
Oh, that's not necessary, Lionel.

275
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:31,274
Everybody in this room
has high-priority clearance.

276
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:33,776
Of course, of course.

277
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,313
- Your Majesty?
- Hm?

278
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:39,384
l would gladly take a bullet for you.

279
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,213
Oh, how brave.

280
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:44,322
Most interns don't even
want to fetch me my tea.

281
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,391
The limousine is at the gates, madam.

282
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:57,228
<i>( Clarisse)</i> The viscount
is not staying, just the nephew.

283
00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:00,635
Joseph, l want you to protect him
and keep your eye on him at all times.

284
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:03,105
- Of course. Lionel.
- Oh, hello.

285
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,006
So is this all right to welcome
the viscount and his nephew?

286
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,909
Very appropriate. And pretty.

287
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,939
Oh, l can't believe
parliament invited the guy

288
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,019
who's trying to steal the throne
to stay here with us at the palace.

289
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,315
Oh, no, parliament didn't invite him.

290
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,151
l did.

291
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,520
Wha...

292
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:24,153
l offered to have him
hung by his toes in our courtyard.

293
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,788
- Excuse me.
- Yeah, what about Joe's suggestion, huh?

294
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:32,895
No. lf there's any mischief going on,
l'd prefer it be right under my nose.

295
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,142
<i>(Mabrey)</i> lt's not a very difficult job,
you know.

296
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:42,509
You just have to open the door
before the passenger dies of old age.

297
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:47,381
- Hello, l'm here to welcome you.
- Your staff is incompetent and unreliable.

298
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,613
l just so don't want
to be nice to this guy, you know?

299
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:53,418
l mean, he is rude,
he's arrogant, self-centered, he's...

300
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,153
Ah, well, have you met him?

301
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:58,923
- No.
- Neither have l.

302
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,727
Yeah, but he probably is, Grandma.
l mean...

303
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:06,361
Like, now, all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
he wants to be the king of Genovia?

304
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:09,269
- What is that about?
- Oh, tush.

305
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,002
Whatever he is, we will be charm itself.

306
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:15,568
We will present ourselves
with grace and poise.

307
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:20,414
<i>(man)</i> Announcing Viscount Mabrey
and Lord Devereaux.

308
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,090
<i>(Mabrey)</i> Your Majesty.

309
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:29,592
- Your Highness.
- Mabrey.

310
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:35,363
Ma'am, may l introduce my nephew,
Lord Nicholas Devereaux.

311
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:38,766
Nicholas. We are delighted
to make your acquaintance.

312
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,498
Your Majesty, the pleasure is all mine.

313
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,735
And thank you so much
for inviting me to stay at the palace.

314
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:47,812
May l present my granddaughter Mia.

315
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,879
Your Highness.

316
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,615
Mia, would you care to welcome our guest?

317
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,926
Lord Nicholas.

318
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,797
<i>(Lionel sniggers)</i>

319
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,935
She always does that.

320
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:13,970
Uh...

321
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,666
l will personally
get some ice for that foot,

322
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,233
and l'll be with you
as quickly as l possibly can.

323
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,339
An accident.

324
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,416
Of course.

325
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:29,752
She's training to be a flamenco dancer.

326
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:37,159
Would you care to explain
what was going on out there?

327
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,729
Sorry.

328
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:43,028
l, uh, have met Lord Nicholas, actually.

329
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:47,299
Yep. At the ball. Didn't know
who he was, so, you know, we...

330
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:51,069
We danced, and l flirted.

331
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,406
l feel so stupid right now.

332
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:57,846
l see. Well, as your queen
l absolutely cannot condone it.

333
00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:02,609
As a grandma, l say, ''right on.''

334
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:07,550
Now, if you'll come with me,
l have something to show you.

335
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,787
- Oh, yeah.
- l think you could leave that right there.

336
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,557
Uh... Yeah.

337
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,791
Thank you, culinary people.

338
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,959
<i>(whispers)</i> l'll be back.

339
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,931
The renovations for your suite
are finally finished.

340
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:23,200
Should have been ready for you
when you arrived,

341
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:28,769
but unfortunately we asked
Rupert's cousin to do the bathroom.

342
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:34,147
lt's a good lesson. Nepotism
belongs in the arts, not in plumbing.

343
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:41,556
This is your very own suite.

344
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,686
- Are you serious? This is...
- Mm-hm.

345
00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,128
<i>(gasps)</i>

346
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:52,863
- This is my room?
- Yes.

347
00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:55,405
Oh, Grandma.

348
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:58,408
This is very nice.

349
00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:00,410
Good.

350
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,247
We just made the bed.

351
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,152
This is so cool.

352
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:18,889
<i>( Clarisse)</i> Ah, Fat Louie. l think
he rather likes his new abode as well.

353
00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:21,295
There's more.

354
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:34,839
- ls that mine?
- Why don't you go and find out?

355
00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:36,846
OK.

356
00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:39,246
l have my own mall.

357
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:44,851
Ooh, very nice shoes.

358
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:49,290
<i>( Clarisse)</i> l'm glad you like it.
Try pressing button number three.

359
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:50,053
Oh.

360
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,127
They're charming. l love these.

361
00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:00,795
What do you think? Grandma?

362
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:03,374
l'm here.

363
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,807
Oh, hello. Ooh, love that.

364
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:10,041
- This is...
- Now press combination 656.

365
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:12,048
656.

366
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:24,525
Um... They're a little... gorgeous.

367
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,429
<i>( Clarisse)</i> l had a selection
of the crown jewels brought out for you.

368
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:34,335
They're yours to borrow,
with great discretion, at appropriate times.

369
00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:38,034
Now for the best surprise of all.

370
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,315
Wow.

371
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:49,751
Gorgeous, Grandma. But kind of a letdown
after the jewels, l'm not gonna lie...

372
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,686
<i>(screams)</i>

373
00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:54,851
<i>(squealing)</i>

374
00:24:58,396 --> 00:24:59,829
- You're here.
- l know l'm here.

375
00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:01,592
- You're in Genovia.
- l know.

376
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,634
- You're in my closet.
- Yeah.

377
00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:05,566
- You're blonde.
- l'm blonde.

378
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,501
l'm so glad to see you.

379
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:10,200
l think this is
as good a moment as any to bow out.

380
00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:13,004
l think l'll let you two ladies
catch up with each other.

381
00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:14,703
<i>(Mia)</i> l can't believe you're here.
When did your flight get in?

382
00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,280
- Just a little while ago.
- Oh.

383
00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:18,849
By the way... l'm getting married.

384
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:20,918
- To who?
- l don't know.

385
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,484
<i>( Charlotte)</i> Baron Johann Klimt.

386
00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:28,389
<i>( Clarisse)</i> No, not appropriate.
He's a compulsive gambler.

387
00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:29,892
<i>(Mia gasps)</i>

388
00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:34,022
Yes. Oh, yes,
l, l, l, l absolutely accept.

389
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:39,799
Prince William. He's not eligible,
because he's in line for his own crown.

390
00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:41,065
Oh.

391
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:44,608
lf he's not eligible,
why is he included in these pictures?

392
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:48,941
- l just love to look at him.
- Mm. Me too. Mm-mm.

393
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,106
- Your Majesty.
- Next.

394
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,242
- <i>( Charlotte)</i> Antoine Suisson of Paris.
- Uh-huh.

395
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,355
Plays the harp. No title, but good family.

396
00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,457
- What about the title ''husband''?
- Yeah, he's cute.

397
00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:02,151
Mm. His boyfriend
thinks he's handsome also.

398
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,090
Right on.

399
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:07,494
No matter. Put him on
all the invitation lists. He's a divine dancer.

400
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,157
<i>( Charlotte)</i> Next.

401
00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,258
<i>( Clarisse)</i> Too old.

402
00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:12,768
Too young.

403
00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:16,272
- Does this popcorn taste like pears?
- Mm. Genovian specialty.

404
00:26:16,374 --> 00:26:18,274
- <i>(Joe)</i> Arrested too many times.
- Wait, no.

405
00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:19,843
We need someone titled,

406
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:25,076
someone who can help you run a country
without ego getting in the way.

407
00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:29,517
Someone attractive, smart,
but not arrogant.

408
00:26:30,488 --> 00:26:32,956
Someone with compassion.

409
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:35,218
Someone like him?

410
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:39,093
Yes. Someone very much like him.

411
00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:42,826
Good choice, Mia.
l wonder l didn't think of him before.

412
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:45,459
- Andrew Jacoby.
- Duke of Kenilworth.

413
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:46,798
Aw.

414
00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:49,669
Well, he looks... decent.

415
00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:55,445
<i>( Charlotte) He was an Olympic swimmer,</i>
<i>rides motorcycles, loves photography,</i>

416
00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:58,573
<i>and he's a pilot in the Royal Air Force.</i>

417
00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:05,422
- Can l do that?
- No.

418
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:08,617
- You ever take those shades off?
- No.

419
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:12,720
<i>(Elsie)</i> Here we are
at the breezy seashore village of Mertz.

420
00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:16,892
And our two lovers have perfect weather
for their first public outing.

421
00:27:17,002 --> 00:27:20,699
Along with Andrew's parents,
Susan and Arnold.

422
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:24,366
Must be rather hard
to get to know each other this way.

423
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,472
Oh, they're waving at us.

424
00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:32,072
- My... Oh.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.

425
00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:35,414
Wait, Mia. A princess
should not run for a scarf.

426
00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:37,487
l got it.

427
00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:41,419
Shall we have some tea?

428
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,325
- Your scarf, ma'am.
- Why, thank you, sir.

429
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:46,363
l think you might be clumsier than me.

430
00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:52,336
Oh, good shot.

431
00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:01,843
Oh.

432
00:28:01,946 --> 00:28:05,279
No, no, let them bond. Let them bond.

433
00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:07,214
- The glasses. Off.
- l'm coming, Princess.

434
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,445
- l'm coming, l'm coming, Princess.
- Oh, ow.

435
00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:11,714
Oh, there you go.

436
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,084
Ah.

437
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:14,781
Ah.

438
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:21,763
? They were smitten

439
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,391
? While playing badminton

440
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,303
? Where's my kitten

441
00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:32,069
<i>(</i>? <i>''A Love That Will Last''</i>
<i>by Renee Olstead)</i>

442
00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:35,440
? <i>I want a little</i>

443
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,516
? <i>Something more</i>

444
00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:41,050
? <i>Don't want the middle</i>

445
00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:43,620
? <i>Or the one before</i>

446
00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:46,952
? <i>I don't desire</i>

447
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:50,255
? <i>A complicated past</i>

448
00:28:50,361 --> 00:28:54,525
? <i>I want a love that will last</i>

449
00:28:56,701 --> 00:29:00,159
<i>(Andrew)</i> Every marriage in my family
for the past 200 years has been arranged...

450
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,170
- Andrew?
- Yes?

451
00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:05,732
Could you try to talk without moving your
lips? The... the readers have binoculars.

452
00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:08,335
Here we find our favorite new royal couple,

453
00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:11,142
nestled under Genovia's famous pear tree.

454
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:14,741
- And l have something for you.
- Oh, you don't have to get me anything.

455
00:29:14,886 --> 00:29:18,754
- No, my birthday was last week, and...
- Mia. Here you go.

456
00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:22,953
Cool. You know, film.
That's nice. lt's... What is that? ls that...

457
00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:24,722
lt's a film canister.

458
00:29:24,829 --> 00:29:28,595
What's in the film canister? What's in it?

459
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,601
- Why don't you open it? You'll see.
- Oh, OK.

460
00:29:34,372 --> 00:29:36,340
Oh.

461
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,136
lt was my great-grandmother's
engagement ring.

462
00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:43,476
She and my great-grandfather
were married for 57 years.

463
00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:45,344
So l...

464
00:29:45,483 --> 00:29:48,816
l felt it could be lucky for us, maybe.

465
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,989
- Do l have to put it on myself?
- No, l could do that.

466
00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,026
- OK.
- Yes.

467
00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:01,855
Oh, my goodness. lt was a ring.

468
00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:05,894
A royal proposal has been made.

469
00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:10,804
Fly the lovebirds.

470
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:14,778
- You ready?
- lf you are.

471
00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:17,439
<i>(man)</i> Announcing the royal engagement

472
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:22,418
of Princess Mia and Andrew Jacoby,
Duke of Kenilworth.

473
00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:40,129
Here, just like the princess.

474
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:57,554
<i>(Nicholas) Uncle, I hate to say this,</i>
<i>but you were wrong.</i>

475
00:30:57,655 --> 00:31:00,920
Princess Mia has managed
to find a husband within a week.

476
00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:06,455
Mia cannot possibly be happy
with the idea of an arranged marriage.

477
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:09,556
Your task is to romance her.

478
00:31:10,101 --> 00:31:12,797
Show her what
a real relationship could be like.

479
00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:16,533
A relationship filled with heat and passion.

480
00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:21,401
- And change her mind about Andrew.
- Exactly.

481
00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:22,501
And the 30-day deadline expires,
and the throne is ours.

482
00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:28,953
And you're sure my father wanted this?

483
00:31:29,087 --> 00:31:31,578
lt was his dearest wish.

484
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,714
His last words to me were:

485
00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:37,589
''Help him, Arthur.
One day he could be king.''

486
00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:41,491
l don't recall him
ever mentioning that to me.

487
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:44,329
Well, you wouldn't.
You were only six years old when he died.

488
00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:46,767
But you do remember
who he named you after, don't you?

489
00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:48,236
Yes. Grandfather Nicholas.

490
00:31:48,339 --> 00:31:50,773
No, no, no, no. Niccolò Machiavelli.

491
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:55,642
Power, my boy,
means never having to say you're sorry.

492
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:02,442
Here, kitty kitty kitty. Come here, kitty kitty.

493
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,215
Yes. Thank you.

494
00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:06,880
Thank you.

495
00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:08,959
- Oh, Your Highness.
- Shh.

496
00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:10,891
<i>(whispers)</i> Andrew's plane just took off.

497
00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:13,122
He said he'd call
as soon as he arrives in London.

498
00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:16,598
He won't be gone long.
Why are we whispering?

499
00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,726
<i>(whispers)</i> l'm hiding
from my lady's maids.

500
00:32:18,836 --> 00:32:21,134
But l'm fine, l'm fine.

501
00:32:28,012 --> 00:32:31,448
<i>(whistles Rachmaninoff's</i>
<i>2nd Piano Concerto)</i>

502
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:37,754
- Are you having second thoughts?
- No.

503
00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:41,120
Actually, on the contrary.
l was just admiring my ring.

504
00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:43,159
lt was Andrew's grandmother's.

505
00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:46,025
You know, he really is so romantic.

506
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:53,832
Well, if you'll excuse me, l really
must go see to some wedding details.

507
00:32:57,075 --> 00:32:59,168
l'm sorry, is there something
you wanted to say to me?

508
00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:01,040
No, no.

509
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:04,342
You are the one
who stomped on me with your big feet.

510
00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:06,246
Big feet?

511
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:08,181
Brigitte, l found her.

512
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:10,310
Uh, Brigitta.

513
00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:12,082
<i>(whispers)</i> l'm not here.

514
00:33:12,223 --> 00:33:15,886
lt wasn't her. lt was a ghost. Whoo...

515
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,020
Well, you know,
you danced with my big feet.

516
00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:22,827
Fine. l danced with you. Call The Hague,
convene the war-crimes tribunal.

517
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:26,995
Mia, l would remind you
that we only danced for about a minute.

518
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:29,505
lt was more than a minute.

519
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:32,633
Well, maybe a minute and a half.

520
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:36,646
Fine. lt was a minute and a half,
but it was also a lie,

521
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:40,115
because you didn't tell me who you were
and that you were trying to steal my crown.

522
00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:43,118
Please pardon me, l just had
a momentary lapse of good manners.

523
00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:47,123
You see, usually, when l ask a woman
to dance, l always show her my family tree.

524
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,921
Oh. Well, aren't you just...

525
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:50,892
crafty.

526
00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:53,293
- <i>(Mrs. Kout)</i> Let's look in the ballroom.
- <i>(Brigitta)</i> The ballroom?

527
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:55,093
- l don't think she's in the ballroom.
- Well.

528
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,393
Do you want to know
what else you were doing,

529
00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:58,230
while you were doing your little lie dance?

530
00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:00,065
- Lie dance?
- <i>(Brigitta)</i> The ballroom?

531
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:02,605
- Yeah, that is exactly what you did.
- What is a lie dance?

532
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,868
<i>(Mrs. Kout)</i> l'll go look
in the ballroom myself.

533
00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:06,841
<i>(Brigitta)</i> All right.

534
00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:11,714
The lie dance is not the point.

535
00:34:11,816 --> 00:34:13,147
- The point is that...
- What is the point?

536
00:34:13,284 --> 00:34:15,309
l...

537
00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:20,618
The point is that l'm onto you. Oh boy,
am l onto what you are trying to do.

538
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:24,126
- And what am l trying to do?
- l think we both know exactly what that is.

539
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:25,092
Oh, oh.

540
00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:27,630
Please forgive the intrusion,
Your Highness, Lord Devereaux.

541
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,700
No, you don't... Uh...

542
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:34,466
<i>(Joe)</i> l'm told this Lord Devereaux boy
is a native Genovian.

543
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,006
Recently graduated Cambridge,
gourmet cook,

544
00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:41,943
plays polo and rugby,
and is known as quite a ladies' man.

545
00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:45,209
- She was in a closet?
- With him. Yes.

546
00:34:46,984 --> 00:34:48,781
Does she have the makings of a queen?

547
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,889
Well, she's young,
but l've always believed in her.

548
00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:54,389
The wedding invitations
have been sent out.

549
00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:57,154
- She and Andrew make a fine pair, l think.
- Yes, they do.

550
00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:59,456
She's very set on it, you know.

551
00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:03,398
Clarisse, my dear.
Forget the wedding for a moment.

552
00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:05,264
<i>(clears throat)</i>

553
00:35:06,304 --> 00:35:08,534
ln less than a month,
you will no longer be queen,

554
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:11,767
and l will no longer
be your head of security.

555
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:16,803
l think it's time we bring
our friendship out of the shadows.

556
00:35:17,982 --> 00:35:20,542
- Oh, Joseph, l...
- Yes.

557
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:25,588
Yes, my dear. l would kneel
if it weren't for my knee replacement.

558
00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:28,784
Joseph, there's a wedding to be planned.

559
00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:33,956
Mia needs to win over the people
of Genovia, all in less than 30 days.

560
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:39,264
Perhaps it's time to consider
the duty you have to yourself.

561
00:35:39,370 --> 00:35:40,837
Oh.

562
00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:42,405
Clarisse...

563
00:35:43,441 --> 00:35:47,002
My darling, please think about it. Please.

564
00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:52,216
l will.

565
00:35:55,453 --> 00:36:01,050
<i>(Mia) Dear diary. My queen</i>
<i>lessons continue. Surprise, surprise.</i>

566
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:05,459
<i>To fulfill one Genovian tradition,</i>
<i>I must learn to shoot a flaming arrow</i>

567
00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:10,023
<i>through a ceremonial ring, which will</i>
<i>happen on the eve of my coronation.</i>

568
00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:13,297
<i>It's symbolic for lighting</i>
<i>my own eternal flame.</i>

569
00:36:13,404 --> 00:36:14,200
<i>(</i>? <i>''Fun In The Sun'' by Steve Harwell)</i>

570
00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:17,638
? <i>We all want a holiday</i>

571
00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:21,473
? <i>Let's take a little time for a getaway</i>

572
00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:24,912
? <i>It's all good, and better still</i>

573
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:28,008
? <i>We can go crazy and you know we will</i>

574
00:36:28,152 --> 00:36:30,814
? <i>We'll have fun in the sun</i>

575
00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:33,649
? <i>Everybody wants some</i>

576
00:36:33,791 --> 00:36:35,918
? <i>Yeah, yeah</i>

577
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,655
? <i>Fun in the sun</i>

578
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,890
? <i>Everybody needs some</i>

579
00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:43,159
? <i>Yeah, yeah</i>

580
00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:45,667
? <i>Fun in the sun</i>

581
00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:48,136
? <i>I'm talking about a good time</i>

582
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,400
? <i>Yeah, yeah</i>

583
00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:52,442
? <i>Fun in the sun</i>

584
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,010
? <i>You know</i>

585
00:36:54,111 --> 00:36:56,170
Sorry.

586
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,373
They're here. The sparrow is flying.

587
00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:01,542
Sorry, l'm sorry.
l am almost in time though.

588
00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:03,551
OK, sorry, got it, l got it.

589
00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:06,418
You know what? l'm OK. l'm fine.

590
00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:08,048
So...

591
00:37:08,192 --> 00:37:11,992
- What are we learning today?
- We are learning the art of the fan.

592
00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:13,063
- Fascinating.
- Yes.

593
00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:16,827
Get up. Get up. We only have about
ten minutes in which to communicate this.

594
00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:19,869
Now, first of all,
one handles a fan very deliberately.

595
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:23,372
lt's a tremendous
tool of communication. That's it.

596
00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:27,240
You can say things like,
''l'm feeling flirtatious. Come hither.''

597
00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:29,245
<i>(</i>? <i>''Three Little Maids From School''</i>
<i>by Gilbert and Sullivan)</i>

598
00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:33,784
You can say, ''l never wish
to speak to you again. Go away.''

599
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:37,718
You can say,
''l'm feeling terribly shy today.''

600
00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:39,756
? <i>Pert as a schoolgirl well can be</i>

601
00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:42,155
? <i>Filled to the brim with girlish glee</i>

602
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,852
? <i>Three little maids from school</i>

603
00:37:43,961 --> 00:37:46,122
? <i>Everything is a source of fun</i>

604
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:48,495
And you...

605
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,692
Are you sassing your grandma?

606
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:53,832
l would never sass you, Grandma.

607
00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:57,738
This is also a way
of showing you're annoyed.

608
00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:01,505
We will have somebody come
and visit your farm in the morning,

609
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:05,605
and perhaps we can repair
the well and save your field.

610
00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:07,547
This is for your table.

611
00:38:07,685 --> 00:38:09,152
Thank you.

612
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:11,819
Thank you, Your Majesty.

613
00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:15,050
You do this so well. They just adore you.

614
00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:18,424
lt's part of an ancient Genovian tradition.

615
00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:22,591
One has to be fair and very honest.

616
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:27,000
Even if you can't help,
you have to show the people you care.

617
00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:29,766
<i>(woman)</i> Citizen Jacqueline Grenough.

618
00:38:29,874 --> 00:38:32,502
We will review
your scholarship application,

619
00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:36,512
and someone will be in touch
no later than the end of next week.

620
00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:39,105
Oh, <i>merci,</i> Your Majesty.

621
00:38:39,216 --> 00:38:41,309
Here is a melon for your table.

622
00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:44,615
Oh, <i>merci,</i> Jacqueline. <i>C'est gentil.</i>

623
00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,252
<i>(woman)</i> Citizen Tiny Duval.

624
00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:50,691
- Your Majesty.
- <i>Bonjour,</i> Tiny.

625
00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:53,821
May l present
my granddaughter, Princess Mia.

626
00:38:53,931 --> 00:38:55,455
- Princess Mia.
- Monsieur.

627
00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:58,865
Thank you for seeing me today.
Something for your table.

628
00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:00,493
Thank you.

629
00:39:00,604 --> 00:39:02,868
She's my favorite.

630
00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,237
l hope you like omelets.

631
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,675
- May l?
- Of course.

632
00:39:09,313 --> 00:39:11,474
Be careful.

633
00:39:11,582 --> 00:39:13,846
- Aw, it's a chicken.
- Careful.

634
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:22,988
We have a chicken situation
in the throne room.

635
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:31,498
Mia.

636
00:39:31,602 --> 00:39:33,433
Yeah?

637
00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:37,132
A princess never chases a chicken.

638
00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:42,375
<i>(Mia) Dear diary.</i>

639
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,917
<i>Tomorrow my stress level goes to 1 1,</i>
<i>as I review the royal guard.</i>

640
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,679
<i>The whole court</i>
<i>will be watching, plus the troops.</i>

641
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:53,051
<i>And I'm wearing a floor-length dress.</i>

642
00:39:53,157 --> 00:39:57,059
<i>I also have to be ladylike</i>
<i>while riding sidesaddle. Hah!</i>

643
00:39:57,194 --> 00:39:59,492
- l can't ride sidesaddle.
- No, no, no.

644
00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:01,792
l couldn't ride sidesaddle either
when l was your age,

645
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:04,697
and frankly, dear,
it is acutely uncomfortable.

646
00:40:04,802 --> 00:40:08,135
Herbie is my riding companion.
Here he is.

647
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:11,508
Herbie.

648
00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:17,479
- lt's a wooden leg.
- Yes.

649
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:21,745
That is impressively sneaky, Grandma.
Did you come up with this on your own?

650
00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:24,286
<i>Oh, no, it's a centuries-old idea.</i>

651
00:40:24,388 --> 00:40:27,585
- <i>And you put the riding boot on it...</i>
- <i>Exactly.</i>

652
00:40:27,691 --> 00:40:30,023
<i>Our ancestors knew</i>
<i>a thing or two, right?</i>

653
00:40:30,127 --> 00:40:34,461
<i>You just drape your skirt over it</i>
<i>and nobody suspects a thing.</i>

654
00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:36,430
<i>(man)</i> Hear ye, hear ye.

655
00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:40,630
Princess Amelia
Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi

656
00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:43,639
reviews the Royal Guard of Genovia.

657
00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:48,201
Now, the last time we spoke,
you mentioned that Princess Mia's horse,

658
00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:52,009
Sandy, gets easily spooked by snakes.

659
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:56,075
So let's get it really spooked,
shall we?

660
00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:57,710
This is a fake snake.

661
00:40:57,855 --> 00:40:59,914
Oh, you're very observant.
A regular David Attenborough.

662
00:41:00,057 --> 00:41:02,855
That's rubber, yes.
But it will spook the horse.

663
00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:05,987
l'm Nick. Viscount Mabrey's nephew.

664
00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:08,826
Ah, the chap who's trying
to stage the palace coup.

665
00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:10,958
l'm Andrew Jacoby. Nice to meet you.

666
00:41:11,068 --> 00:41:16,267
Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend
of future queen. l don't like you.

667
00:41:16,373 --> 00:41:17,635
Pleasure.

668
00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:20,209
Atten... hurgh!

669
00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:24,310
l like all these men wearing helmets.

670
00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:26,713
Open ranks... hurgh!

671
00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:29,552
<i>(fanfare)</i>

672
00:41:50,474 --> 00:41:52,408
Sandy... Oh! Oh! Oh!

673
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,534
My goodness. Oh, my...

674
00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:56,204
- Easy. Sandy, easy.
- Princess.

675
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,115
Princess. lt's OK, Princess. l'm here.

676
00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:06,621
No wonder she's so clumsy.
She's got a wooden leg.

677
00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:09,757
<i>(laughs loudly)</i>

678
00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:14,022
Talk about getting off on the wrong foot.

679
00:42:14,832 --> 00:42:18,893
<i>(man)</i> The ceremony has officially ended.

680
00:42:30,748 --> 00:42:32,716
<i>(crying)</i>

681
00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:36,943
You shouldn't hide.

682
00:42:37,087 --> 00:42:39,521
lt only makes them gossip more.

683
00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:43,156
What do you want?

684
00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:50,798
Just think, Mia. One more leg
and you could've easily outrun your horse.

685
00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:53,199
l don't need this right now.

686
00:42:56,206 --> 00:42:57,867
Mia, l'm...

687
00:42:57,975 --> 00:42:59,738
l'm sorry, l...

688
00:42:59,843 --> 00:43:02,869
No, you're not.
You never think about anyone but yourself.

689
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:07,007
So just this once,
can you please let me be miserable,

690
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:08,948
and not make me feel
worse about myself?

691
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:12,180
- Just go away. Go away, go away...
- Mia...

692
00:43:13,357 --> 00:43:16,884
Princess, excuse me.
The queen has arrived.

693
00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:20,931
Yes.

694
00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:28,428
Nicholas.

695
00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:31,406
Am l going to be disappointed in you?

696
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:36,512
Unfortunate incident, that.

697
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,673
l'm just leaving.
You going to come and see me off?

698
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:43,481
l'd like to speak
with your uncle alone, Nicholas. Please.

699
00:43:49,193 --> 00:43:53,994
Viscount. You may not be aware of what
my job entails as the royal head of security.

700
00:43:54,098 --> 00:43:59,092
My job is to protect the crown,
to make sure no harm comes to the crown.

701
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:03,071
To step in when someone toys
with the crown's emotions, you see.

702
00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:09,305
l think the entire country understands how
well you cater for the crown's emotions.

703
00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:16,276
lf you hurt my girl,
you will answer directly to me.

704
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:19,389
And whatever crimes
l commit against you, remember:

705
00:44:19,523 --> 00:44:22,924
l have diplomatic immunity
in 46 countries.

706
00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:24,789
lncluding Puerto Rico.

707
00:44:24,895 --> 00:44:28,797
Sir, you will find that the word ''fear''
is not in my vocabulary.

708
00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:30,491
Perhaps.

709
00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:32,899
But it's in your eyes.

710
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,472
You forgot something.

711
00:44:41,545 --> 00:44:44,571
- <i>Au revoir, Pierre, et merci beaucoup.</i>
- <i>Très bien, Majesté.</i>

712
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:48,743
Nicholas, l...
l want to ask you a question.

713
00:44:48,886 --> 00:44:51,377
Of course, Your Majesty.

714
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:55,891
Why are you so against
Princess Mia being queen?

715
00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:59,019
Well, my uncle feels that
Princess Mia doesn't know the people.

716
00:44:59,129 --> 00:45:01,620
And you feel you do know the people?

717
00:45:01,732 --> 00:45:05,190
Yes. l was born here,
l went to primary school here.

718
00:45:05,302 --> 00:45:07,361
l am a true Genovian.

719
00:45:07,471 --> 00:45:09,496
Mia didn't even know
she was Genovian until high school,

720
00:45:09,606 --> 00:45:13,337
and to be frank,
she's spent little time here since then.

721
00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:17,346
Well, l happen to feel
that she'll make a great ruler.

722
00:45:17,448 --> 00:45:20,849
She's terribly bright, sensitive, caring.

723
00:45:20,984 --> 00:45:23,077
- l know that.
- You do?

724
00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:26,122
Yes. Yes, l do. But...

725
00:45:26,757 --> 00:45:30,853
How can one rule the people
if they do not know the people?

726
00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:33,623
Touché. That's a very good question.

727
00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:36,162
<i>(</i>? <i>''Sempre Libera'' by Verdi)</i>

728
00:46:12,069 --> 00:46:16,472
Opera's new rising star, Anna Netrebko.

729
00:46:18,575 --> 00:46:21,237
Looks good enough to eat.

730
00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:31,680
How are your grandchildren,
Lily, Charlotte and Sam?

731
00:46:31,822 --> 00:46:34,120
They're wonderful.
Thank you for remembering.

732
00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:37,390
How are you? Good to see you.

733
00:46:37,494 --> 00:46:39,519
How's your dachshund? Maury, right?

734
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:43,532
He is great.
You remember him from last summer?

735
00:46:45,169 --> 00:46:47,467
<i>(speaks Croatian)</i>

736
00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:50,905
Mia's doing well.

737
00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:51,440
Some major mingling, l see.

738
00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:56,706
A little higher, Olivia.

739
00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:01,516
<i>(woman)</i> Mia.

740
00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:04,280
- Did you happen to see who's here?
- Who?

741
00:47:04,421 --> 00:47:07,288
The king wannabe with Lady Elissa.

742
00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:09,724
Oh.

743
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,852
ls she his... girlfriend?

744
00:47:11,962 --> 00:47:15,363
Nicholas doesn't have girlfriends,
he has dates.

745
00:47:15,465 --> 00:47:17,330
But attractive ones.

746
00:47:17,434 --> 00:47:20,335
- You talk to him much?
- Uh...

747
00:47:20,437 --> 00:47:23,235
We acknowledge each other.

748
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,808
- Andrew?
- Yes, dear. Coming.

749
00:47:30,647 --> 00:47:32,547
Yuck.

750
00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:36,712
- Well, the camera's all ready to go, so...
- All right.

751
00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:38,253
Let's go this way.

752
00:47:38,956 --> 00:47:40,389
No more straggling for me.

753
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,618
- You did very well, Mia. Very charming.
- Oh, thank you.

754
00:47:43,727 --> 00:47:45,524
- Wait, wait, wait. The light is perfect.
- What?

755
00:47:45,629 --> 00:47:47,426
- Just one more, please.
- Please, no more pictures.

756
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:49,465
- Come on, please. One more.
- lt's very flattering, but...

757
00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:51,534
Mia, one more picture...

758
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,671
Ah.

759
00:47:55,839 --> 00:47:57,898
Hello. l'm Andrew Jacoby.

760
00:47:58,008 --> 00:48:00,340
- Oh, hello. Lady Elissa.
- Pleasure.

761
00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:02,912
- Lady Elissa.
- Your Highness.

762
00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:04,378
Hello.

763
00:48:04,481 --> 00:48:07,780
Elissa and l were just discussing
her latest achievement.

764
00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:10,250
- She's received a Rhodes Scholarship.
- Nicholas, please.

765
00:48:10,354 --> 00:48:12,720
Why not brag? You're an amazing woman.

766
00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:19,058
Elissa, congratulations. You know, Andrew
has a PhD in anthropology from Oxford.

767
00:48:19,162 --> 00:48:20,789
- Oh, really? That's wonderful.
- Fantastic.

768
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,799
- Elissa was in the Peace Corps.
- Really?

769
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:27,837
Andrew spent four months in Papua New
Guinea studying the bark of a yam tree.

770
00:48:27,938 --> 00:48:29,235
- Elissa single-handedly...
- Andrew...

771
00:48:29,339 --> 00:48:32,069
Elissa is actually trying to say something.
Yes, Lady Elissa?

772
00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:34,234
Andrew, would you like to get a drink?

773
00:48:34,344 --> 00:48:38,940
l have a feeling they're going to start
a ''My horse is bigger than your horse'' run.

774
00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:40,744
l would absolutely love to. Excuse us.

775
00:48:40,884 --> 00:48:42,818
You know, her horse actually is very huge.

776
00:48:42,953 --> 00:48:45,251
- Oh, really?
- Yes...

777
00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:51,686
- Fantastic party.
- lt is.

778
00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:54,730
- You two make such a lovely couple.
- We do. Thanks.

779
00:48:54,831 --> 00:48:58,528
- lt's a shame you're not attracted to him.
- l know, it...

780
00:48:58,635 --> 00:49:00,830
You... l... Come back here.

781
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,064
<i>(</i>? <i>''Miracles Can Happen'' by Jonny Blu)</i>

782
00:49:02,172 --> 00:49:06,336
Ladies and gentlemen,
a special treat for our friends from Asia.

783
00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:08,070
Jonny Blu.

784
00:49:08,178 --> 00:49:10,476
<i>(sings in Mandarin)</i>

785
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,856
Come back here. You... you can't just
say something like that and walk away.

786
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,932
l will have you know
that l am very attracted to Andrew.

787
00:49:29,032 --> 00:49:31,023
Well, obviously.

788
00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:34,069
l am. He's... We are perfect for each other.

789
00:49:34,171 --> 00:49:37,538
- He understands me...
- Understands you? Wow. What passion.

790
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,700
l didn't hear you mention love.

791
00:49:40,744 --> 00:49:43,178
- You are so jealous.
- Why would l be jealous of Andrew?

792
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:47,273
He's got to spend
the rest of his life married to you.

793
00:49:48,352 --> 00:49:50,252
l loathe you.

794
00:49:50,354 --> 00:49:51,184
<i>(gasps)</i>

795
00:49:51,288 --> 00:49:54,587
- l loathe you.
- l loathed you first.

796
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,697
Wait. What are you doing?
What is wrong with you?

797
00:50:05,802 --> 00:50:07,827
You can't just go around kissing people.

798
00:50:07,938 --> 00:50:09,735
- Particularly not engaged people.
- You enjoyed it.

799
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,671
- You want to kiss again?
- Well, l...

800
00:50:11,775 --> 00:50:13,367
No! Stop trying to confuse me.

801
00:50:13,477 --> 00:50:16,640
What's confusing about a kiss?

802
00:50:16,747 --> 00:50:19,511
You're just trying to make me like you
so that l won't want to marry Andrew

803
00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:21,584
and so that you can have the crown. Oh!

804
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:25,348
Well, maybe l am, and...
maybe l just like kissing you.

805
00:50:25,489 --> 00:50:27,957
You... You stay away from me.

806
00:50:32,329 --> 00:50:33,057
Mia...

807
00:50:33,163 --> 00:50:35,597
You know what?
l have an idea. l have a brilliant idea.

808
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:39,658
Why don't you go underwater
and l'll count to a million?

809
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:41,738
Mia, careful... Mia.

810
00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,147
Do l want to know?

811
00:50:51,248 --> 00:50:53,546
l don't think so.

812
00:50:56,186 --> 00:50:58,484
l'll be two seconds, Mia.

813
00:50:59,756 --> 00:51:01,986
She's going to be a handful, isn't she?

814
00:51:02,092 --> 00:51:04,788
You'll never be bored, Andrew.

815
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,226
Yes.

816
00:51:08,832 --> 00:51:11,562
- Olivia, enough goodbyes.
- Yes, ma'am.

817
00:51:11,668 --> 00:51:14,728
- Eagle is leaving! Eagle is leaving!
- ln hushed tones, Lionel.

818
00:51:14,838 --> 00:51:17,136
Hushed tones.

819
00:51:20,043 --> 00:51:23,877
<i>( Clarisse)</i> When are you going
to start acting responsibly?

820
00:51:24,881 --> 00:51:29,113
Hiding in a closet
with a man who is not your betrothed?

821
00:51:29,252 --> 00:51:34,383
Coming out of a fountain dripping wet with
the same man, who is not your betrothed?

822
00:51:34,491 --> 00:51:37,051
Do you think l plan
for this kind of stuff to happen?

823
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,685
l lost it. Sometimes you just lose it.

824
00:51:39,796 --> 00:51:44,733
You can't afford to lose it. Other people
lose it. We're supposed to find it.

825
00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:48,601
People look up to us, and we're
held to higher standards of behavior.

826
00:51:48,705 --> 00:51:51,367
Can you try to grasp that concept?

827
00:51:51,475 --> 00:51:53,670
The concept is grasped.

828
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:56,803
The execution is a little elusive.

829
00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:59,211
Oh, l would say so.

830
00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:07,820
Try to get some sleep. You'll want
to look fresh for the parade tomorrow.

831
00:52:12,529 --> 00:52:14,759
Good night.

832
00:52:16,733 --> 00:52:18,860
Good night, Grandmother.

833
00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:22,436
<i>(mutters and grumbles)</i>

834
00:52:27,244 --> 00:52:30,213
Well, Maurice, it's just you and l.

835
00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:33,646
Or are you upset with me too?

836
00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:43,452
<i>(shouts)</i> Royal Guard of Genovia, fall in.

837
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,960
Big parade day.

838
00:52:46,062 --> 00:52:48,553
ldentify, Mustang personnel.

839
00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:50,223
Why do you talk like that?

840
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:53,530
l'm Captain Kip Kelly of the Royal Guard.

841
00:52:53,637 --> 00:52:55,696
What if we all talked like that?

842
00:52:55,805 --> 00:53:01,266
<i>(shouts)</i> Lilly Moscovitz, best friend
of Princess Mia, riding in the 'Stang.

843
00:53:02,212 --> 00:53:04,271
That was very nicely done, Miss Lilly.

844
00:53:04,381 --> 00:53:07,350
- lt's a pleasure to meet you.
- Hi.

845
00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:10,851
The prettiest girl is riding in the 'Stang.

846
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:13,683
- Flag?
- Thank you.

847
00:53:13,790 --> 00:53:15,121
Flag? Welcome.

848
00:53:15,225 --> 00:53:17,750
Welcome, Viscount Mabrey.
May l offer you a flag?

849
00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:20,830
Thank you, l am not a waving aficionado.

850
00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:24,423
But l will wave our national flag

851
00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:28,402
when a true Genovian king
once again sits on the throne.

852
00:53:29,439 --> 00:53:31,566
King Nicholas.

853
00:53:32,609 --> 00:53:33,371
Flag?

854
00:53:33,476 --> 00:53:35,706
How do you feel today, my dear?

855
00:53:35,812 --> 00:53:38,610
Honestly, Joe, not that great.

856
00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:41,775
Well, would you feel better
if you called me Joey?

857
00:53:41,918 --> 00:53:43,579
- No, Joe.
- Good.

858
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:47,816
- Come on, Joseph. We're already late.
- Her Majesty is ready.

859
00:53:47,924 --> 00:53:52,054
Can't keep the people
of Genovia waiting any longer.

860
00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:54,892
Happy lndependence Day, Genovia!

861
00:53:54,998 --> 00:53:58,934
Here we are in Pyrus, capital of Genovia,
for the big annual parade.

862
00:53:59,035 --> 00:54:01,128
Here they come.

863
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,229
<i>(crowd sings Genovian national anthem)</i>

864
00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:03,863
<i>(Elsie)</i> There's Prime Minister Motaz,
strutting his stuff.

865
00:54:07,444 --> 00:54:09,571
? Genovia, Genovia

866
00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:13,308
<i>(Elsie)</i> People are coming
from all over Genovia.

867
00:54:14,818 --> 00:54:19,278
Here's the Mertz Marching Band,
led by Lucy Carmichael.

868
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:24,591
And now, of course,
the Libbet's folk dancers.

869
00:54:24,694 --> 00:54:27,959
Also known as the ''Leapers of Libbet.''

870
00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:32,458
And now the queen, with Princess Mia.

871
00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:38,339
<i>(boy)</i> Na-na, l don't like your braids.

872
00:54:40,543 --> 00:54:42,238
<i>(boy #2)</i> Hey, thumb-sucker.

873
00:54:44,147 --> 00:54:46,138
Stop the carriage.

874
00:54:49,452 --> 00:54:52,285
What... what's going on? Mia?

875
00:54:52,389 --> 00:54:55,517
- She's stopped the parade.
- How rude.

876
00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:59,152
<i>(Elsie)</i> Uh-oh.
What's the princess going to do now?

877
00:54:59,262 --> 00:55:01,560
She's walking towards
the children's shelter.

878
00:55:01,665 --> 00:55:05,601
- Hello, everybody.
- <i>(all)</i> Hello, Princess.

879
00:55:09,072 --> 00:55:11,063
Hello. What's your name?

880
00:55:11,174 --> 00:55:13,108
Carolina.

881
00:55:13,209 --> 00:55:14,699
And what are your names?

882
00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:15,709
- John.
- Blake.

883
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:18,372
Did l see you messing with Carolina?

884
00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:20,949
They were tugging on my braid.

885
00:55:23,019 --> 00:55:25,817
Excuse me. These children are?

886
00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:30,757
Most of them are orphans.
We care for as many as possible.

887
00:55:37,434 --> 00:55:40,665
Kissing children. Hugging orphans.

888
00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:44,866
What a vulgar, low,
despicable, political trick.

889
00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:47,874
Carolina.

890
00:55:47,944 --> 00:55:50,276
Would you like to be a princess today?

891
00:55:50,380 --> 00:55:53,372
l can't, l'm too little. Too <i>piccola.</i>

892
00:55:53,483 --> 00:55:58,386
Oh, no. Because l declare
that anyone can be a princess today.

893
00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:01,184
Well, why don't we get you a tiara,

894
00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:03,225
and you can wave,
and march in the parade?

895
00:56:03,293 --> 00:56:05,693
ln fact, why don't you all take tiaras?

896
00:56:05,795 --> 00:56:08,559
All? Give them all free tiaras?

897
00:56:08,631 --> 00:56:10,565
- l'll take care of it later.
- Thank you.

898
00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:15,229
- <i>(girl) Yo quiero una verde.</i>
- <i>(girl #2)</i> l want a silver one.

899
00:56:18,508 --> 00:56:20,976
You won't be able to wave
with your thumb in your mouth.

900
00:56:21,244 --> 00:56:24,372
- l can wave with this hand.
- Very good.

901
00:56:24,781 --> 00:56:26,715
- <i>(girl)</i> l want the purple one.
- <i>(boy)</i> l want a crown.

902
00:56:26,816 --> 00:56:28,841
- <i>(boy #2)</i> Can we be in the parade?
- Of course, of course.

903
00:56:28,918 --> 00:56:31,716
We could always use
more princes in the world.

904
00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:33,880
OK, so...

905
00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:40,261
To be a princess, you have
to believe that you are a princess.

906
00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:43,527
You've got to walk
the way you think a princess would walk.

907
00:56:43,633 --> 00:56:48,434
So think tall, you gotta smile,
and wave, and just have fun.

908
00:56:48,538 --> 00:56:51,200
- So are you ready?
- Yes.

909
00:56:51,307 --> 00:56:54,572
Ah, she's letting the children join her.
How charming.

910
00:56:54,677 --> 00:56:56,269
Not for everyone.

911
00:56:56,379 --> 00:56:57,710
Drumroll, please.

912
00:56:57,781 --> 00:57:00,648
<i>(shouts)</i> Give the princess a drumroll.

913
00:57:00,717 --> 00:57:02,685
<i>(drumroll)</i>

914
00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:04,310
<i>(Kelly)</i> Forward...

915
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,218
march!

916
00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:10,349
<i>(</i>? <i>''Breakaway'' by Kelly Clarkson)</i>

917
00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:13,691
Just remember, you are a princess.

918
00:57:14,831 --> 00:57:18,961
? <i>I'll spread my wings</i>
<i>and I'll learn how to fly</i>

919
00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:23,365
? <i>I'll do what it takes 'til I touch the sky</i>

920
00:57:23,473 --> 00:57:25,304
? <i>And I'll make a wish</i>

921
00:57:25,408 --> 00:57:27,774
? <i>Take a chance, make a change</i>

922
00:57:27,877 --> 00:57:30,505
? <i>And break away</i>

923
00:57:30,613 --> 00:57:32,581
There you go.

924
00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:37,212
- Everybody having fun?
- <i>(all)</i> Yeah.

925
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:41,518
? <i>But I won't forget all the ones that I love</i>

926
00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:43,319
? <i>I'll take a risk</i>

927
00:57:43,426 --> 00:57:45,860
? <i>Take a chance, make a change</i>

928
00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:49,489
? <i>And break away</i>

929
00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:53,763
This has been Elsie Kentworthy and former
Miss Genovia, Hildegaard Huffman,

930
00:57:53,870 --> 00:57:57,772
at the best lndependence Day
parade Genovia's seen in years.

931
00:57:57,874 --> 00:58:00,536
Thanks to Princess Mia's special surprise.

932
00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:04,204
May the rest of your day be sunny-side up.

933
00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:07,711
<i>(Mia)</i> And so, gentlemen,
the children from the shelter

934
00:58:07,817 --> 00:58:12,311
will be housed at the winter castle
in the mountains of Libbet.

935
00:58:12,422 --> 00:58:14,822
The use of the castle as a resort

936
00:58:14,924 --> 00:58:18,485
is sort of a perk
for parliament members and dignitaries.

937
00:58:18,595 --> 00:58:20,790
- Exactly.
- Oh.

938
00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:23,957
Well, l'm going to de-perk it,
and convert it into a children's shelter

939
00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:26,828
until money can be raised
for one of their own.

940
00:58:26,936 --> 00:58:29,632
l feel guilty
having two homes while they have none.

941
00:58:29,739 --> 00:58:31,229
<i>(whispers)</i> We're going to have
to do something. Where are we gonna ski?

942
00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,741
Lord Crawley, how is your brother doing?

943
00:58:33,843 --> 00:58:35,970
- l don't speak to my brother.
- Oh.

944
00:58:36,212 --> 00:58:39,670
Well, l've hired him
to be the architect on the project.

945
00:58:39,782 --> 00:58:42,250
- Mr. Crawley.
- Your Highness.

946
00:58:43,419 --> 00:58:45,353
Gentlemen.

947
00:58:45,455 --> 00:58:47,719
- Jerry.
- Dean.

948
00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:50,384
Well, l look forward
to getting your notes on these plans.

949
00:58:50,493 --> 00:58:51,551
But no one else's.

950
00:58:51,661 --> 00:58:53,959
- Oh, l'll give you notes, because l'm part...
- Oh, no, you won't. l'm an architect.

951
00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:56,460
- l am part of this parliament.
- Oh, you just go skiing...

952
00:58:56,566 --> 00:58:57,692
- So what if l go skiing?
- ...and you like to be an outdoorsman.

953
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:58,926
- Oh, and you're a couch potato.
- Outdoorsman.

954
00:58:59,035 --> 00:58:59,899
- You're a couch potato.
- Outdoorsman.

955
00:59:00,003 --> 00:59:02,233
- Couch potato. Couch potato.
- Outdoorsman. Outdoorsman.

956
00:59:02,305 --> 00:59:04,535
- Couch...
- <i>(knocking)</i>

957
00:59:04,641 --> 00:59:07,576
The queen approves of the plan,
and l intend to see it through.

958
00:59:07,677 --> 00:59:13,445
Now, gentlemen, l don't think it'll take
too long to raise the money. Do you?

959
00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:16,651
We're setting up
the ramp in the ballroom.

960
00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,710
OK.

961
00:59:18,821 --> 00:59:20,311
- Hello.
- Hello.

962
00:59:20,423 --> 00:59:22,414
My hello's insignificant.

963
00:59:22,525 --> 00:59:25,858
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, come with me.

964
00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:29,789
So.

965
00:59:29,899 --> 00:59:33,630
- Are you crashing my bridal shower?
- Sadly, no.

966
00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:37,604
l wanted to tell you that l was very
impressed by what you did at the parade.

967
00:59:37,674 --> 00:59:39,642
Thank you.

968
00:59:44,347 --> 00:59:46,577
l'm having a slumber party.

969
00:59:49,686 --> 00:59:52,177
Congratulations on the children's center.

970
00:59:52,288 --> 00:59:53,949
- Thank you. Thank you.
- That's wonderful.

971
00:59:54,223 --> 00:59:57,420
- She needs to get ready for the party.
- She's busy.

972
00:59:57,493 --> 00:59:59,188
Lenny, Squiggy, zip it.

973
00:59:59,295 --> 01:00:01,627
Lilly? The princesses are arriving.

974
01:00:01,698 --> 01:00:04,189
- Well, l should go and read my book.
- l should go and get changed. Yeah.

975
01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:05,665
- That's it.
- Bye.

976
01:00:06,669 --> 01:00:09,695
Hello, hello. Elsie Kentworthy here.

977
01:00:09,806 --> 01:00:13,799
Weeks before her wedding, Princess Mia,
in a stroke of skilled diplomacy,

978
01:00:13,910 --> 01:00:16,640
has invited royal princesses
from all over the world

979
01:00:16,746 --> 01:00:20,375
to her bridal shower slumber party.

980
01:00:20,483 --> 01:00:22,451
Hello, Princess Lorraine.

981
01:00:22,552 --> 01:00:25,817
- Oh, braces.
- Yeah. l'm getting two diamonds put in.

982
01:00:25,922 --> 01:00:26,980
Oh.

983
01:00:27,256 --> 01:00:29,247
That must make it more comfortable.

984
01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:30,451
Hi, Charlotte.

985
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,552
Princess Aimee of Mallorca.

986
01:00:33,663 --> 01:00:37,497
- ls this my party?
- No, this is Princess Mia's party.

987
01:00:37,567 --> 01:00:38,966
Oh.

988
01:00:40,003 --> 01:00:42,403
<i>(giggling and laughing)</i>

989
01:00:43,539 --> 01:00:47,703
<i>(Mia)</i> So l want thank you all very much
for my fabulous bridal shower presents.

990
01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:50,540
And now, l have a present for you.

991
01:00:51,447 --> 01:00:53,574
lt's time for mattress surfing!

992
01:00:53,683 --> 01:00:57,278
<i>(</i>? <i>''Let's Bounce''</i>
<i>by Christy Carlson Romano)</i>

993
01:00:57,387 --> 01:01:00,356
? <i>Time to get the party started</i>

994
01:01:00,456 --> 01:01:02,924
? <i>Everybody's ready to</i>

995
01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:04,584
? <i>So let's bounce</i>

996
01:01:04,694 --> 01:01:06,423
? <i>And it's something new</i>

997
01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:07,895
? <i>Let's bounce</i>

998
01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:08,292
? <i>'Cause we all want to</i>

999
01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:10,827
? <i>Let's bounce</i>

1000
01:01:10,933 --> 01:01:12,662
? <i>Gonna have some fun</i>

1001
01:01:12,769 --> 01:01:14,464
? <i>Everybody, everyone</i>

1002
01:01:14,570 --> 01:01:15,798
? <i>Everybody, everyone</i>

1003
01:01:15,872 --> 01:01:17,237
? <i>Let's bounce</i>

1004
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,898
? <i>Get the party on</i>

1005
01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:20,475
? <i>Let's bounce</i>

1006
01:01:20,576 --> 01:01:22,203
? <i>From dusk 'til dawn</i>

1007
01:01:22,311 --> 01:01:23,505
? <i>Let's shout</i>

1008
01:01:23,579 --> 01:01:25,410
? <i>Gonna all go there</i>

1009
01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:27,779
? <i>Everybody, everywhere</i>

1010
01:01:27,884 --> 01:01:30,352
? <i>You know we gotta make it bounce</i>

1011
01:01:30,987 --> 01:01:32,318
? <i>I'm ready, baby</i>

1012
01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:34,390
? <i>Let's bounce</i>

1013
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:37,788
<i>(whispers)</i>

1014
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:39,828
? <i>Let's bounce</i>

1015
01:01:44,767 --> 01:01:46,257
<i>(music stops)</i>

1016
01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:50,362
Princess Aimee has to go potty.

1017
01:02:00,283 --> 01:02:02,911
<i>(</i>? <i>''I Always Get What I Want''</i>
<i>by Avril Lavigne)</i>

1018
01:02:03,019 --> 01:02:05,487
? <i>Everything that I got</i>

1019
01:02:05,588 --> 01:02:07,522
? <i>So get me what I want</i>

1020
01:02:08,591 --> 01:02:10,218
? <i>'Cause I'm a big shot</i>

1021
01:02:10,326 --> 01:02:12,726
l think l'll just have some milk
and cookies in my room, Olivia.

1022
01:02:12,829 --> 01:02:15,855
- Yes, Your Majesty.
- Perhaps some earplugs.

1023
01:02:15,965 --> 01:02:19,799
- Quite a party, darling.
- Yeah. We're just having a little bit of fun.

1024
01:02:19,869 --> 01:02:23,327
Oh, Rupert and the boys
used to love doing that.

1025
01:02:23,439 --> 01:02:27,205
King Rupert. May he rest in peace.

1026
01:02:27,310 --> 01:02:30,711
l did it too, you know. But a little differently.

1027
01:02:30,813 --> 01:02:31,541
Felix?

1028
01:02:31,614 --> 01:02:34,913
- l thought you never slide.
- l don't.

1029
01:02:34,984 --> 01:02:38,010
But l've done a lot of flying in my time.

1030
01:02:38,287 --> 01:02:40,812
<i>(</i>? <i>''Trouble'' by Pink)</i>

1031
01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:44,822
ls she really going to do this?

1032
01:02:45,828 --> 01:02:48,319
May l?

1033
01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:49,898
Ha!

1034
01:03:01,210 --> 01:03:02,643
Ta-da.

1035
01:03:03,679 --> 01:03:06,443
? l've been working at the palace

1036
01:03:06,549 --> 01:03:09,518
? Just to pass the time away

1037
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:12,816
? Can't you hear the bells a-ringing?

1038
01:03:12,922 --> 01:03:15,891
? Rise up so early in the morn

1039
01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:18,927
? Can't you hear the bells a-shouting?

1040
01:03:18,995 --> 01:03:21,657
? Maids, go do your chores

1041
01:03:26,569 --> 01:03:29,299
And now, to end our little show,

1042
01:03:29,372 --> 01:03:31,840
if we all give her a shout-out,

1043
01:03:31,941 --> 01:03:34,341
Her Majesty may sing us a song.

1044
01:03:34,410 --> 01:03:36,844
Thank you, no.

1045
01:03:36,913 --> 01:03:39,404
Queens rarely do karaoke.

1046
01:03:39,515 --> 01:03:42,450
Grandma, come on. The song
you sang at my 1 8th-birthday party.

1047
01:03:42,552 --> 01:03:46,511
- Remember that? They loved it.
- Dear, we had music then.

1048
01:03:46,622 --> 01:03:48,954
Mia had a CD made,
so you can sing along.

1049
01:03:49,058 --> 01:03:51,424
Clarisse, Clarisse,

1050
01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:54,292
Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse...

1051
01:03:56,065 --> 01:04:00,001
Some girls are fair,
some are jolly and fit.

1052
01:04:00,803 --> 01:04:05,399
Some have a well-bred air,
or a well-honed wit.

1053
01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:09,877
? Each one's a jewel, with a singular shine

1054
01:04:09,979 --> 01:04:14,643
? A work of art with its own rare design

1055
01:04:16,919 --> 01:04:20,855
? Dear little girl, you are terribly blessed

1056
01:04:21,490 --> 01:04:25,654
? But it's your heart of gold l love the best

1057
01:04:25,761 --> 01:04:30,664
? And that will be your crowning glory

1058
01:04:30,766 --> 01:04:34,532
? Your whole life through

1059
01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:38,937
? lt'll always be your crowning glory

1060
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:42,602
? The most glorious part

1061
01:04:43,312 --> 01:04:45,473
- ? Of you
- <i>(</i>? <i>r&b beat)</i>

1062
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,545
What did you do?

1063
01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:51,814
Well, l might have
tweaked it a little bit on my computer.

1064
01:04:51,921 --> 01:04:54,446
But l don't know
how to do this sort of thing.

1065
01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:55,683
Asana, now.

1066
01:04:55,791 --> 01:04:58,692
Grandma, just follow Asana and sing.

1067
01:04:58,794 --> 01:05:00,887
- ? Some boys can walk
- ? Some guys can groove

1068
01:05:00,997 --> 01:05:03,295
- ? Strike an elegant pose
- ? Wear the really hip clothes

1069
01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:05,230
? Some seem to have no faults

1070
01:05:05,334 --> 01:05:07,564
- ? But we never like those
- ? No, we don't

1071
01:05:07,670 --> 01:05:11,834
- ? They'll praise your eyes
- ? Your melodious laugh

1072
01:05:11,941 --> 01:05:15,604
? Call you more lovely than others by half

1073
01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:18,403
- ? The one who's right
- ? My gorgeous prince

1074
01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:20,675
- ? Will be honest and true
- ? He'll believe in me too

1075
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:24,846
? And prize your heart of gold the way l do

1076
01:05:24,954 --> 01:05:29,357
? He'll know that
that will be your crowning glory

1077
01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:33,622
? Your whole life through

1078
01:05:33,729 --> 01:05:38,189
? Your love will see
that it's your crowning glory

1079
01:05:38,301 --> 01:05:42,203
? The most glorious part

1080
01:05:42,305 --> 01:05:43,829
? Of you

1081
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,306
- ? And you
- ? And you

1082
01:05:46,409 --> 01:05:47,740
? And you

1083
01:05:47,843 --> 01:05:49,310
Me?

1084
01:05:49,412 --> 01:05:50,845
Go on.

1085
01:05:56,519 --> 01:05:59,852
? That will be your crowning glory

1086
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:04,256
? Darling, when they tell your story

1087
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:08,592
? They'll call your heart of gold
your crowning glory

1088
01:06:08,698 --> 01:06:12,657
? The most glorious part

1089
01:06:12,768 --> 01:06:16,169
? Of you

1090
01:06:23,479 --> 01:06:25,743
<i>(Mabrey)</i> Gretchen, hot water.

1091
01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,646
- What are you saying?
- Well, she's smart.

1092
01:06:30,753 --> 01:06:33,278
And she really cares about Genovia.

1093
01:06:33,389 --> 01:06:34,754
Maybe...

1094
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:37,759
Well, maybe it wouldn't be so bad
if she ran the country.

1095
01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:39,452
Are you mad?

1096
01:06:39,562 --> 01:06:42,258
She believes in Genovia
so much that she's convinced herself

1097
01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:44,629
to marry someone that
she knows she can never love.

1098
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:48,932
l can't believe that l am hearing this.
You want her to rule?

1099
01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:53,372
After all the effort that we have put in,
to end up with nothing?

1100
01:06:53,476 --> 01:06:58,743
lt wouldn't be nothing. Genovia would be
in good hands, and she would be happy.

1101
01:06:59,448 --> 01:07:01,177
Ah.

1102
01:07:01,283 --> 01:07:03,274
You've fallen in love with her.

1103
01:07:03,386 --> 01:07:04,614
No.

1104
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,483
No, Uncle, all that l'm asking...

1105
01:07:06,589 --> 01:07:09,683
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you listen.

1106
01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:15,460
What do you think will happen?
That she will leave Andrew and marry you?

1107
01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:17,623
l put in the effort to make you a king,

1108
01:07:17,733 --> 01:07:20,463
not to have you marry a queen.
l will not have it, sir.

1109
01:07:20,569 --> 01:07:23,936
Don't worry, Uncle. That will never happen.
Mia doesn't care for me that way.

1110
01:07:24,006 --> 01:07:26,566
Oh, but you care for her.

1111
01:07:26,675 --> 01:07:31,669
Uncle, l just want us to stop
trying to sabotage her. That's all.

1112
01:07:35,418 --> 01:07:38,581
All right. lf that's what you really want.

1113
01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:44,849
l just want your happiness, my boy.

1114
01:07:46,262 --> 01:07:48,457
Go to her.

1115
01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:50,657
Congratulate her.

1116
01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:53,760
And tell her that we surrender.

1117
01:07:53,869 --> 01:07:56,702
Thank you, Uncle.

1118
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:10,681
Elsie Kentworthy, please.

1119
01:08:18,661 --> 01:08:20,891
<i>(coughing)</i>

1120
01:08:20,963 --> 01:08:23,329
That's enough flaming ones for now.

1121
01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:25,263
Are you sure l didn't burn you?

1122
01:08:25,367 --> 01:08:28,427
- <i>(Lilly)</i> Of course you did. Look at his coat.
- No, no, it's very minor.

1123
01:08:28,504 --> 01:08:31,564
You just sort of seared the sleeve. Look.

1124
01:08:32,975 --> 01:08:34,533
<i>(Mia)</i> Sorry.

1125
01:08:34,643 --> 01:08:38,409
<i>(Nicholas whistling Rachmaninoff)</i>

1126
01:08:38,514 --> 01:08:40,573
- Lilly?
- Yes?

1127
01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:43,481
- Can l talk to you for a second?
- Uh-huh.

1128
01:08:46,722 --> 01:08:49,247
Look over there.

1129
01:08:51,827 --> 01:08:56,628
Should l shoo him? Should l shoo him?
Just tell me who l should shoo and l'll shoo.

1130
01:08:56,732 --> 01:09:00,168
l just want to talk to Nicholas for a second.

1131
01:09:00,269 --> 01:09:01,634
OK.

1132
01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:05,133
- Backing off, please. Andrew?
- Yes?

1133
01:09:05,241 --> 01:09:07,709
Why don't you go introduce
Lilly to your parents?

1134
01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,573
You know, just tell them
l'll be up for brunch in a second.

1135
01:09:09,678 --> 01:09:11,475
<i>(Lilly)</i> Yeah, l'd love
to meet Susan and Arnold.

1136
01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:15,516
We can have those tasty
finger sandwiches together.

1137
01:09:16,552 --> 01:09:17,541
Would you like some help?

1138
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,848
He's not the one she's marrying, is he?

1139
01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:24,915
Would you please try to keep up, Brigitta?
He's trying to steal the crown.

1140
01:09:27,563 --> 01:09:30,259
- Ready?
- Mm-hm.

1141
01:09:30,366 --> 01:09:32,766
- Take your stance.
- OK.

1142
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:38,329
Elbow down. Just a bit.

1143
01:09:40,409 --> 01:09:42,969
Use your mouth as an anchor.

1144
01:09:43,245 --> 01:09:45,645
- Excuse me?
- Touch your mouth.

1145
01:09:47,883 --> 01:09:49,680
Good.

1146
01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:51,720
Relax this hand.

1147
01:09:56,358 --> 01:09:58,656
And breathe in.

1148
01:10:01,263 --> 01:10:02,594
Release.

1149
01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:05,827
Oh.

1150
01:10:05,935 --> 01:10:08,335
How did that feel?

1151
01:10:09,471 --> 01:10:11,701
Wonderful.

1152
01:10:13,409 --> 01:10:15,843
Wonderful.

1153
01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:19,608
Turn around.
We should give them some privacy.

1154
01:10:23,452 --> 01:10:27,582
l have to go. l really
only came back to pack my things.

1155
01:10:28,857 --> 01:10:31,519
You're leaving?

1156
01:10:31,627 --> 01:10:34,391
l think it's time l bowed out gracefully.

1157
01:10:34,496 --> 01:10:36,691
Don't you?

1158
01:10:37,766 --> 01:10:39,734
Goodbye.

1159
01:10:41,003 --> 01:10:43,028
- Bye.
- Goodbye.

1160
01:10:51,347 --> 01:10:53,281
Mia.

1161
01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:57,677
Could l see you one more time before l go?

1162
01:10:58,887 --> 01:11:01,822
Nicholas, l'm watched like a hawk.

1163
01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:04,256
Princess, Princess.

1164
01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:06,258
See?

1165
01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:08,489
l'll find a way.

1166
01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:09,427
Yes?

1167
01:11:09,498 --> 01:11:13,195
Um, nothing.
l'm just supposed to watch you.

1168
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:19,400
<i>(crashing and clattering)</i>

1169
01:11:32,888 --> 01:11:39,020
With only two and a half days left, Olivia,
l'm beginning to feel rather frantic.

1170
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,354
Would you take
Maurice out for me, please?

1171
01:11:41,463 --> 01:11:43,454
l have to check the orchestra selections.

1172
01:11:43,532 --> 01:11:46,501
And they asked you to approve a place
setting for the reception, Your Majesty.

1173
01:11:46,602 --> 01:11:48,570
Very well.

1174
01:11:54,543 --> 01:11:57,979
<i>(woman's voice) Our selections</i>
<i>for dancing at the royal reception.</i>

1175
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:00,048
<i>(</i>? <i>waltz music)</i>

1176
01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:20,935
<i>(chuckles)</i>

1177
01:12:27,743 --> 01:12:30,371
Have you been thinking about us?

1178
01:12:35,551 --> 01:12:38,213
Yes, l have.

1179
01:12:39,288 --> 01:12:41,415
l see.

1180
01:12:41,523 --> 01:12:43,286
lf you'll excuse me.

1181
01:12:43,392 --> 01:12:47,328
No, Joseph.
You had to know what l was going to say.

1182
01:12:47,429 --> 01:12:49,590
Mia needs me now more than ever before.

1183
01:12:49,698 --> 01:12:52,826
lt's the monarchy. l mean,
as queen it's my responsibility.

1184
01:12:52,901 --> 01:12:53,993
You know how it is.

1185
01:12:54,269 --> 01:12:56,635
You were never just my queen, Clarisse.

1186
01:12:56,739 --> 01:12:59,833
You were the someone that l wanted
to spend the rest of my life with.

1187
01:12:59,942 --> 01:13:06,313
But, if you prefer that l see you
first and foremost as my queen...

1188
01:13:07,483 --> 01:13:08,882
- l shall oblige.
- No, Joseph...

1189
01:13:08,984 --> 01:13:10,952
Your Majesty.

1190
01:13:25,534 --> 01:13:27,502
<i>(music stops)</i>

1191
01:13:33,909 --> 01:13:35,467
Your bed is turned down, Your Highness.

1192
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:38,774
lf you don't need anything else, Princess,
we're going to supper.

1193
01:13:38,881 --> 01:13:40,974
Oh. Well, enjoy yourselves, ladies.

1194
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,514
Ah-ah-ah. What did we talk about?

1195
01:13:43,619 --> 01:13:45,553
No more curtsy.

1196
01:13:45,654 --> 01:13:47,417
We're going to supper.

1197
01:13:47,523 --> 01:13:49,616
Thank you.

1198
01:13:49,725 --> 01:13:51,317
- Hi, Miss Lilly.
- May we announce you?

1199
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:53,418
l can announce myself. Lilly Moscovitz!

1200
01:13:53,529 --> 01:13:55,554
- Mia, look out your window.
- Why? What's going on?

1201
01:13:55,664 --> 01:14:00,431
Just look out your window.
Prince Charming is throwing pebbles.

1202
01:14:02,838 --> 01:14:04,772
Nicholas.

1203
01:14:05,974 --> 01:14:08,238
Nicholas, what are you doing?

1204
01:14:08,343 --> 01:14:09,503
<i>(clears throat)</i>

1205
01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:13,308
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine.

1206
01:14:13,415 --> 01:14:16,509
Come out your window,
climb down the vine.

1207
01:14:19,588 --> 01:14:22,216
The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy.

1208
01:14:22,324 --> 01:14:25,589
And l won't respond
to that line, it's far too cheesy.

1209
01:14:25,694 --> 01:14:28,424
So what does he want?

1210
01:14:28,530 --> 01:14:29,895
He wants me to climb down the vine.

1211
01:14:29,998 --> 01:14:31,795
- Well, do you want to?
- Yes.

1212
01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:34,528
- So go.
- lt's a recipe for disaster.

1213
01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:38,003
Mia, do something impulsive
for once in your life. You're getting married.

1214
01:14:38,273 --> 01:14:41,674
Do you want a regular bachelorette party
with 1 2 screaming girls,

1215
01:14:41,777 --> 01:14:47,010
or do you want a stroll in the moonlight
with your almost-Prince Charming?

1216
01:15:07,836 --> 01:15:11,465
l always like a man in shades.

1217
01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:13,908
- Oh, Your Majesty.
- No, no, ladies.

1218
01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:16,500
Come in, come in.
l was just about to leave.

1219
01:15:16,945 --> 01:15:19,607
This really is more romantic in books.

1220
01:15:19,715 --> 01:15:21,910
My foot is stuck.

1221
01:15:23,385 --> 01:15:24,317
<i>(thud)</i>

1222
01:15:24,686 --> 01:15:27,246
Oh, what was that?

1223
01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:32,458
? Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques

1224
01:15:32,561 --> 01:15:34,961
? Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?

1225
01:15:35,230 --> 01:15:38,757
Your Majesty, we never got to finish
our routine at the slumber party.

1226
01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:40,357
And there's more dancing, too.

1227
01:15:40,469 --> 01:15:43,233
? Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques

1228
01:15:43,338 --> 01:15:45,397
- ? Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
- <i>(thud)</i>

1229
01:15:45,507 --> 01:15:48,499
- And there's a big finish.
- Yes, the big finale.

1230
01:15:48,610 --> 01:15:49,872
<i>(screaming)</i>

1231
01:15:49,945 --> 01:15:52,379
<i>(grunts of pain)</i>

1232
01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:56,417
- l'm sorry. Did l hurt you again?
- No, l... l'm used to it.

1233
01:15:56,985 --> 01:15:59,954
? Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines

1234
01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:01,249
? Ding, dang, dong

1235
01:16:01,423 --> 01:16:03,254
? Ding, dang, dong

1236
01:16:07,796 --> 01:16:10,526
What a pity we missed it at the party.

1237
01:16:13,435 --> 01:16:16,666
<i>(Lilly)</i> l'll cover for you. Go, Rapunzel, go.

1238
01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:32,379
- <i>(Nicholas)</i> Tell me your greatest desires.
- Tell me a secret.

1239
01:16:32,487 --> 01:16:34,614
- lsn't that the same?
- Almost.

1240
01:16:34,723 --> 01:16:37,248
But anyone can see your desires.

1241
01:16:37,359 --> 01:16:39,793
No one knows what's in your heart.

1242
01:16:39,895 --> 01:16:41,954
- Tell me something.
- Um...

1243
01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:47,799
l love <i>I Love Lucy</i> reruns.
And sometimes l dream in black and white.

1244
01:16:48,837 --> 01:16:51,567
l used to pretend l was sick
when l had a test in school.

1245
01:16:51,673 --> 01:16:53,766
- We all did that.
- OK.

1246
01:16:55,377 --> 01:16:59,211
Sometimes, l put chocolate milk
on my cereal.

1247
01:16:59,314 --> 01:17:02,511
l am deathly afraid of jellyfish.

1248
01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:06,350
l haven't danced with you
since your birthday.

1249
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,821
That's a fact. lt's not a secret.

1250
01:17:08,924 --> 01:17:11,449
The secret is, is that...

1251
01:17:13,962 --> 01:17:18,262
<i>(</i>? <i>''Love Me Tender'' by Norah Jones)</i>

1252
01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:24,271
? <i>Love me tender</i>

1253
01:17:24,339 --> 01:17:27,467
? <i>Love me sweet</i>

1254
01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:32,639
? <i>Never let me go</i>

1255
01:17:34,883 --> 01:17:37,351
? <i>You have made</i>

1256
01:17:37,419 --> 01:17:40,513
? <i>My life complete</i>

1257
01:17:41,623 --> 01:17:46,526
? <i>And I love you so</i>

1258
01:17:48,463 --> 01:17:51,523
? <i>Love me tender</i>

1259
01:17:51,633 --> 01:17:54,898
? <i>Love me true</i>

1260
01:17:55,003 --> 01:17:59,838
? <i>All my dreams fulfill</i>

1261
01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:04,305
? <i>For, my darling</i>

1262
01:18:04,413 --> 01:18:07,143
? <i>I love you</i>

1263
01:18:08,550 --> 01:18:13,351
? <i>And I always will</i>

1264
01:18:13,422 --> 01:18:15,390
Good morning.

1265
01:18:18,593 --> 01:18:21,391
- Good morning.
- Hello.

1266
01:18:21,496 --> 01:18:24,431
- We stayed out all night.
- Yes, we did.

1267
01:18:25,467 --> 01:18:27,731
We stayed out all night.

1268
01:18:32,007 --> 01:18:33,406
ls that...

1269
01:18:33,508 --> 01:18:35,703
- There's a man in that boat.
- What?

1270
01:18:35,811 --> 01:18:38,541
Do you see that?
There's somebody over there.

1271
01:18:38,647 --> 01:18:42,606
He's probably some fisherman, l suppose.

1272
01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:53,190
With a video camera?

1273
01:18:53,295 --> 01:18:55,559
- What?
- You're really low.

1274
01:18:55,664 --> 01:18:57,598
No, Mia.
l have no idea who that man is.

1275
01:18:57,699 --> 01:19:00,600
You know, it's really a shame he didn't
get juicier stuff last night, you jerk.

1276
01:19:00,702 --> 01:19:03,398
Mia, l have nothing to do with this. l swear.

1277
01:19:03,505 --> 01:19:06,133
Mia, please. Come on.
Will you listen to me?

1278
01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:09,142
- That is not my boat.
- Hey, Nicholas? Have a nice life.

1279
01:19:09,211 --> 01:19:12,146
But that is my horse. Mia...

1280
01:19:13,381 --> 01:19:15,406
Mia? Hello?

1281
01:19:20,322 --> 01:19:22,654
Good morning, my love.

1282
01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:27,252
l know it's a little early,
but l've been thinking.

1283
01:19:27,329 --> 01:19:29,593
Things have been so pressured lately.

1284
01:19:29,664 --> 01:19:32,895
l was wondering
whether we should spend...

1285
01:19:34,669 --> 01:19:35,601
Lilly?

1286
01:19:35,670 --> 01:19:37,934
Good morning, Your Majesty.

1287
01:19:38,006 --> 01:19:42,170
- What... What are you doing here?
- l just wanted...

1288
01:19:43,245 --> 01:19:44,371
Mia.

1289
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:46,347
Doors.

1290
01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:50,612
- What's going on?
- Princess, l think you should see this.

1291
01:19:51,653 --> 01:19:54,884
<i>(Elsie) And here's</i>
<i>the royal exclusive I promised.</i>

1292
01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:58,517
<i>After generations</i>
<i>of boring royals who never misbehaved,</i>

1293
01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:01,858
<i>Genovia finally has a world-class scandal.</i>

1294
01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:04,932
<i>Proving that we should have</i>
<i>brought in an American long ago.</i>

1295
01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:06,796
<i>Will Andrew Jacoby, Duke of Kenilworth,</i>

1296
01:20:06,902 --> 01:20:09,996
<i>still marry such</i>
<i>a naughty, naughty princess?</i>

1297
01:20:10,272 --> 01:20:12,604
<i>Or will Lord Nicholas Devereaux</i>
<i>be the new king?</i>

1298
01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:16,541
<i>It's out of the frying pan</i>
<i>and into the fire for Princess Mia.</i>

1299
01:20:16,611 --> 01:20:18,670
<i>Keep your eggs sunny-side up.</i>

1300
01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:20,338
l'd like to tell her
what she can do with her eggs...

1301
01:20:20,448 --> 01:20:21,745
Lilly.

1302
01:20:21,850 --> 01:20:24,717
- Could we have a moment alone?
- Yes.

1303
01:20:36,698 --> 01:20:38,632
So?

1304
01:20:41,403 --> 01:20:43,633
l got played.

1305
01:20:46,308 --> 01:20:47,798
A-ha.

1306
01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:51,677
Well, the big question is:

1307
01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:54,476
do we still have a wedding?

1308
01:20:55,550 --> 01:20:58,713
- Andrew, l am so, so sorry.
- Excuse me.

1309
01:20:58,820 --> 01:21:01,812
Andrew, please wait.
l promise you nothing happened.

1310
01:21:01,923 --> 01:21:04,687
Yes, but Mia,
you still went, didn't you? You went.

1311
01:21:04,793 --> 01:21:08,456
l don't think you understand. l'm an
extremely eligible bachelor in England.

1312
01:21:08,563 --> 01:21:14,263
l really am. l've got plenty of friends,
lots of lovely women friends, and...

1313
01:21:14,369 --> 01:21:16,860
l still think this marriage is a good idea.

1314
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,474
Mia.

1315
01:21:25,580 --> 01:21:26,979
<i>(cow moos)</i>

1316
01:21:28,683 --> 01:21:31,345
The queen would not approve of spying.

1317
01:21:32,854 --> 01:21:34,719
Ah.

1318
01:21:36,825 --> 01:21:38,656
So?

1319
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,284
Anything?

1320
01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:43,957
l really want to say yes, but no.
There's just, there's no...

1321
01:21:44,032 --> 01:21:46,398
spark.

1322
01:21:46,501 --> 01:21:48,696
Me too.

1323
01:21:48,803 --> 01:21:51,328
- Really?
- Really.

1324
01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:52,997
- l mean, it was pleasurable.
- Very.

1325
01:21:53,275 --> 01:21:56,802
- Very pleasant, but, but, but no fireworks.
- None.

1326
01:21:56,912 --> 01:22:00,313
What are we gonna do? Look, we will...

1327
01:22:00,415 --> 01:22:02,713
We will figure something out.

1328
01:22:08,223 --> 01:22:09,781
Mia.

1329
01:22:14,529 --> 01:22:16,793
You chose me.

1330
01:22:22,370 --> 01:22:24,201
No privacy.

1331
01:22:27,575 --> 01:22:30,806
You chose me, and l accepted.

1332
01:22:30,912 --> 01:22:33,779
And a gentleman
never backs out on his word.

1333
01:22:33,882 --> 01:22:35,440
We are going to...

1334
01:22:35,550 --> 01:22:40,852
We're going to stand up in church and say
''l do,'' and tomorrow we'll be man and wife.

1335
01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:45,290
And you are going to make
an amazing queen of Genovia.

1336
01:22:48,763 --> 01:22:50,731
Thank you.

1337
01:23:05,580 --> 01:23:07,241
l'm getting married today.

1338
01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:12,811
<i>( Clarisse)</i> She's getting
married today, Maurice.

1339
01:23:19,561 --> 01:23:22,928
Your Highness, we're running very late.

1340
01:23:23,031 --> 01:23:26,797
Grandma says the queen is never late,
everyone else is simply early.

1341
01:23:26,868 --> 01:23:28,768
Your Highness, a strange woman came in

1342
01:23:28,870 --> 01:23:30,804
and said that she wanted
to hide in your closet.

1343
01:23:30,872 --> 01:23:32,840
So l let her.

1344
01:23:33,908 --> 01:23:36,877
Well, dear, that probably
wasn't the wisest decision in the...

1345
01:23:36,978 --> 01:23:39,742
Now, this is what l call a closet.

1346
01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:41,645
- Mom.
- Oh, my darling.

1347
01:23:42,884 --> 01:23:45,751
- Careful. We're squashing Trevor.
- Hi.

1348
01:23:45,820 --> 01:23:47,720
Hi, Trevor.

1349
01:23:47,822 --> 01:23:50,290
He's sleeping. Shh.

1350
01:23:51,292 --> 01:23:54,284
He is the most beautiful baby brother.

1351
01:23:55,964 --> 01:23:58,831
We were joking.
We knew it was your mother.

1352
01:23:58,900 --> 01:24:01,198
Your stepfather's here too.

1353
01:24:01,302 --> 01:24:04,829
Now, l'm your mother, it's your
wedding day, l have to say something.

1354
01:24:04,939 --> 01:24:09,501
Being married is about being yourself,
only with someone else.

1355
01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:12,346
Thanks, Mom.

1356
01:24:12,447 --> 01:24:13,846
<i>(knocking)</i>

1357
01:24:13,948 --> 01:24:15,711
- How are you feeling? You look beautiful.
- l'm... Well, l'm...

1358
01:24:15,817 --> 01:24:17,284
- You look so calm.
- l'm a little...

1359
01:24:17,385 --> 01:24:21,344
Paolo is back to turn
a caterpillar into a butterfly.

1360
01:24:21,456 --> 01:24:23,424
- There she go, butterfly.
- Paolo.

1361
01:24:23,525 --> 01:24:26,358
Coat off. l tell you, when l say
''butterfly,'' the coat comes off.

1362
01:24:26,461 --> 01:24:27,985
- <i>Principessa Mia.</i>
- Paolo.

1363
01:24:29,030 --> 01:24:31,260
- You remember my mother, Helen.
- <i>Piacere.</i>

1364
01:24:31,366 --> 01:24:33,334
- The hairdresser.
- And a new baby. <i>Monella.</i>

1365
01:24:33,435 --> 01:24:35,596
All ltalian men love baby - except Paolo.

1366
01:24:35,703 --> 01:24:38,695
You got to get out now,
because we have to go to work.

1367
01:24:38,807 --> 01:24:41,901
Five years ago,
Paolo take you from that to that.

1368
01:24:42,010 --> 01:24:45,343
Today, he give you this.

1369
01:24:45,413 --> 01:24:47,643
A wedding look for the bride.

1370
01:24:52,487 --> 01:24:54,682
l look like a moose.

1371
01:24:54,789 --> 01:24:58,247
Yes, but a very cute moose.
Make all the boy moose go...

1372
01:24:58,326 --> 01:24:59,691
<i>(honks)</i>

1373
01:25:00,595 --> 01:25:01,857
l have antlers.

1374
01:25:01,963 --> 01:25:04,261
<i>(honks)</i>

1375
01:25:05,233 --> 01:25:07,201
Go.

1376
01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:13,399
l look like a poodle.

1377
01:25:13,508 --> 01:25:17,205
That's just the way l feel.
Here we go again.

1378
01:25:17,312 --> 01:25:18,802
Good. Sit up.

1379
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:21,678
She kind of does look like a poodle.

1380
01:25:23,718 --> 01:25:25,686
l like it.

1381
01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:30,925
This time l'm so sure,
l use my own pictures.

1382
01:25:31,025 --> 01:25:34,688
So. <i>Un, deux, trois.</i>

1383
01:25:35,330 --> 01:25:38,299
<i>(Mabrey)</i> Gretchen?
l can't find my gloves.

1384
01:25:39,267 --> 01:25:43,203
You go on. l think it would be better
if l didn't go to the wedding.

1385
01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:45,272
My boy.

1386
01:25:46,374 --> 01:25:49,866
Don't give up so easily.
Come to church. Sweep her off her feet.

1387
01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:52,503
ln a week or two, she'll be yours.

1388
01:25:52,580 --> 01:25:55,640
The game is over, Uncle.
She's going to marry Andrew.

1389
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:58,275
Ah, you're so right. Ah, well.

1390
01:25:58,386 --> 01:26:03,221
This is a disaster in the making.
Wouldn't miss a moment of it.

1391
01:26:04,259 --> 01:26:07,194
l'll try to catch the garter.

1392
01:26:07,295 --> 01:26:09,729
<i>(shouts)</i> The royal carriage approaches.

1393
01:26:09,797 --> 01:26:11,924
- What did he say, Artie?
- The princess is coming.

1394
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,168
Showtime.

1395
01:26:15,570 --> 01:26:17,970
Suki Sanchez here from the USA.

1396
01:26:18,239 --> 01:26:21,174
A long way from home,
but happily following a story

1397
01:26:21,242 --> 01:26:23,437
that started in the streets
of San Francisco,

1398
01:26:23,545 --> 01:26:28,881
and is about to have a happy ending here
in the small, beautiful land of Genovia.

1399
01:26:28,983 --> 01:26:32,578
Prepare for the arrival of Princess Mia.

1400
01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:39,827
Psst. Sir.

1401
01:26:40,895 --> 01:26:46,731
l don't mean to talk out of school,
but there's something you must know.

1402
01:26:46,834 --> 01:26:51,271
Your uncle called Elsie
and set you up with that video.

1403
01:26:51,372 --> 01:26:54,705
Why doesn't that surprise me?
l should have known.

1404
01:26:54,809 --> 01:26:55,969
He's up to something.

1405
01:26:56,244 --> 01:26:59,441
He was much too delighted
that you aren't going to that wedding.

1406
01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:01,913
- l must get to that church.
- Yes, yes, but how?

1407
01:27:02,183 --> 01:27:05,175
Everything on four wheels
is already rented for the wedding.

1408
01:27:05,286 --> 01:27:07,754
- Doesn't matter, l'll run.
- No, no. lt's too far.

1409
01:27:07,855 --> 01:27:11,188
No, no. You'll take the bike.

1410
01:27:11,259 --> 01:27:13,352
The bike? Gretchen, what bike?
We don't have a bike.

1411
01:27:13,461 --> 01:27:15,520
Your grandfather's bike.

1412
01:27:24,372 --> 01:27:27,535
- <i>Buenas tardes, Tanya.</i>
- <i>Buenas tardes, su Majestad.</i>

1413
01:27:27,642 --> 01:27:30,805
<i>Aquí le presento a mi tío,</i>
<i>que nos visita de Rosario.</i>

1414
01:27:30,878 --> 01:27:35,679
- Oh, how do you do, señor?
- l do better if you and l get married.

1415
01:27:37,619 --> 01:27:41,749
l'm sorry. My uncle learned his English
watching the old Three Stooges movies.

1416
01:27:41,856 --> 01:27:43,790
Sorry.

1417
01:27:48,563 --> 01:27:50,292
Yes, well...

1418
01:27:52,300 --> 01:27:53,927
You're not going to believe this.

1419
01:27:54,035 --> 01:27:56,526
Lord Devereaux's riding
up the road on a bicycle.

1420
01:27:56,638 --> 01:27:58,003
<i>(Nicholas)</i> Sir!

1421
01:27:58,239 --> 01:27:59,763
Sir, may l borrow your horse?

1422
01:27:59,874 --> 01:28:02,308
Oh, he needs my horse.

1423
01:28:02,410 --> 01:28:04,742
<i>(Nicholas)</i> My bike is yours.

1424
01:28:04,846 --> 01:28:07,644
How am l supposed
to herd sheep with a bike?

1425
01:28:28,236 --> 01:28:31,728
Outspoken American activist
Lilly Moscovitz, the maid of honor,

1426
01:28:31,839 --> 01:28:35,502
glides forward as a vision in pink.

1427
01:28:35,610 --> 01:28:39,637
l'm a girl who loves black
and is wearing pink.

1428
01:28:39,747 --> 01:28:41,408
<i>(all)</i> Aww.

1429
01:28:42,450 --> 01:28:45,681
<i>(Elsie)</i> And Duke Andrew's
little nephew, Viscount Ludlow,

1430
01:28:45,753 --> 01:28:49,382
affectionately known
as ''James of the Cherub Cheeks,''

1431
01:28:49,457 --> 01:28:53,393
comes down the aisle
as the royal ring bearer.

1432
01:28:55,863 --> 01:28:57,592
- Hey, Joe.
- Hm?

1433
01:28:58,666 --> 01:29:01,464
l just wanted to say, before l do this...

1434
01:29:02,503 --> 01:29:05,370
l'm sorry you're retiring.

1435
01:29:05,473 --> 01:29:09,341
- Who told you that?
- The maids know everything.

1436
01:29:11,546 --> 01:29:17,314
Well, the heart does things
for reasons that reason cannot understand.

1437
01:29:17,418 --> 01:29:19,818
You're preaching to the choir.

1438
01:29:21,622 --> 01:29:22,850
<i>(knocks)</i>

1439
01:29:22,924 --> 01:29:24,391
Princess?

1440
01:29:24,492 --> 01:29:26,289
Yes?

1441
01:29:26,394 --> 01:29:31,354
And you should know
that Nicholas did not set you up at the lake.

1442
01:29:34,902 --> 01:29:38,269
- Are you sure?
- The maids know everything.

1443
01:29:40,508 --> 01:29:42,669
We're ready when she is.

1444
01:29:45,747 --> 01:29:47,942
<i>(organ music starts)</i>

1445
01:30:38,299 --> 01:30:40,324
<i>(audience murmurs)</i>

1446
01:30:42,804 --> 01:30:45,034
<i>(music falters and halts)</i>

1447
01:30:46,407 --> 01:30:49,274
- ls this part of the plan?
- No.

1448
01:30:49,377 --> 01:30:51,436
l...

1449
01:30:51,546 --> 01:30:52,535
<i>(clears throat)</i>

1450
01:30:53,014 --> 01:30:55,642
l'm going to need a minute or two.

1451
01:30:57,718 --> 01:31:00,209
Thank you, Your Highness.

1452
01:31:01,856 --> 01:31:05,656
<i>(Elsie)</i> Now the bride is moving
swiftly back up the aisle and out the door.

1453
01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:08,923
- Let me.
- <i>(Elsie)</i> Not the traditional route.

1454
01:31:09,564 --> 01:31:11,532
<i>(woman)</i> Princess Mia!

1455
01:31:11,632 --> 01:31:13,224
- Princess Mia!
- Mia!

1456
01:31:18,339 --> 01:31:20,773
- Helen.
- Honey, l'll be right back.

1457
01:31:20,875 --> 01:31:23,002
l gotta change Trevor's diaper.

1458
01:31:23,277 --> 01:31:28,681
Please, be seated. There'll just be
a momentary interlude. Thank you.

1459
01:31:28,783 --> 01:31:33,220
- Do we rush after her?
- No, we never rush. We hasten.

1460
01:31:33,321 --> 01:31:35,915
- You'll take care of this?
- Yes, yes. Yes, just one moment.

1461
01:31:35,990 --> 01:31:37,981
<i>( Clarisse)</i> Out of my way.

1462
01:31:47,768 --> 01:31:50,965
Oh, my dear. Mia.

1463
01:31:51,072 --> 01:31:52,767
Oh, Grandma, l'm sorry. l'm so sorry.

1464
01:31:52,874 --> 01:31:54,535
- l... l just need a minute.
- No.

1465
01:31:54,642 --> 01:31:56,735
- l can do this.
- No.

1466
01:31:56,844 --> 01:31:59,608
- l can't do this.
- l know.

1467
01:32:00,548 --> 01:32:02,675
Darling, listen to me.

1468
01:32:03,718 --> 01:32:05,913
l made my choice.

1469
01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:08,682
Duty to my country over love.

1470
01:32:09,357 --> 01:32:14,488
lt's what l've always done, it seems.
lt was drummed into me my whole life.

1471
01:32:14,595 --> 01:32:18,463
Now l've lost
the only man l ever really loved.

1472
01:32:19,834 --> 01:32:23,600
- <i>(radio) Anyone got a 20 on Joseph?</i>
- l'm with the eagle and sparrow.

1473
01:32:23,704 --> 01:32:26,673
Mia, l want you to make
your choices as a woman.

1474
01:32:26,774 --> 01:32:28,799
Don't make the same mistakes l did.

1475
01:32:28,910 --> 01:32:31,845
Make your own mistakes.
There'll be plenty of them, believe me.

1476
01:32:31,913 --> 01:32:35,679
Now, you can go back into that church
and get married, or you can walk away.

1477
01:32:35,783 --> 01:32:37,842
Whatever choice you make,

1478
01:32:38,886 --> 01:32:40,877
let it come from your heart.

1479
01:32:50,298 --> 01:32:52,289
- Excuse me.
- She's back.

1480
01:32:56,737 --> 01:32:59,638
<i>(Elsie)</i> The princess
is reentering the church.

1481
01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:01,674
She's walking down the aisle.

1482
01:33:01,776 --> 01:33:05,268
More like cantering down the aisle.

1483
01:33:06,380 --> 01:33:08,610
<i>(music speeds up)</i>

1484
01:33:14,622 --> 01:33:16,590
Andrew, wait.

1485
01:33:18,926 --> 01:33:21,656
Everyone deserves the chance
to find true love, right?

1486
01:33:21,762 --> 01:33:23,662
Yes.

1487
01:33:23,764 --> 01:33:25,925
lncluding us?

1488
01:33:30,037 --> 01:33:32,631
Thank you.

1489
01:33:34,041 --> 01:33:35,941
For, for, uh...

1490
01:33:36,043 --> 01:33:40,605
saving me from doing
the proper thing for once in my life.

1491
01:33:41,582 --> 01:33:44,210
Now all l have to do is tell Mummy.

1492
01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:47,652
l have to tell everyone else.

1493
01:33:47,755 --> 01:33:49,848
<i>(both)</i> Good luck.

1494
01:34:01,302 --> 01:34:02,234
Helen.

1495
01:34:02,336 --> 01:34:04,270
Welcome.

1496
01:34:05,406 --> 01:34:09,467
A few moments ago, l realized
the only reason l was getting married

1497
01:34:09,543 --> 01:34:13,570
was because of a law, and that
didn't seem like a good enough reason.

1498
01:34:13,681 --> 01:34:15,342
So...

1499
01:34:15,449 --> 01:34:18,475
l won't be getting married today.

1500
01:34:18,586 --> 01:34:21,521
Sit. Sit. There may be a dinner.

1501
01:34:23,991 --> 01:34:28,928
My grandmother has ruled without a man
at her side for quite some time, and...

1502
01:34:28,996 --> 01:34:31,430
l think she rocks at it.

1503
01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:36,501
So as the granddaughter
of Queen Clarisse and King Rupert...

1504
01:34:36,570 --> 01:34:39,971
<i>(all)</i> King Rupert. May he rest in peace.

1505
01:34:40,241 --> 01:34:45,611
l ask the members of parliament
to think about your daughters,

1506
01:34:45,713 --> 01:34:49,342
your nieces, and sisters,
and granddaughters,

1507
01:34:49,450 --> 01:34:51,680
and ask yourselves:

1508
01:34:52,887 --> 01:34:57,551
would you force them to do
what you're trying to make me do?

1509
01:34:59,994 --> 01:35:03,395
l believe l will be a great queen.

1510
01:35:03,464 --> 01:35:07,730
<i>I understand Genovia to be a land</i>
<i>that combines the beauty of the past</i>

1511
01:35:07,835 --> 01:35:10,736
<i>with all the best hope of the future.</i>

1512
01:35:10,838 --> 01:35:12,738
- Not now.
- Shh.

1513
01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:17,209
l feel in my heart and soul
that l can rule Genovia.

1514
01:35:17,311 --> 01:35:19,609
l... l love Genovia.

1515
01:35:20,381 --> 01:35:25,216
Do you think that l would
be up here in a wedding dress if l didn't?

1516
01:35:25,653 --> 01:35:28,588
l stand here,

1517
01:35:28,656 --> 01:35:31,819
ready to take my place as your queen.

1518
01:35:32,860 --> 01:35:35,420
Without a husband.

1519
01:35:35,529 --> 01:35:38,225
<i>(woman) Viva Mia!</i>

1520
01:35:45,706 --> 01:35:47,640
Every time...

1521
01:35:48,609 --> 01:35:52,875
Every time this charming
young lady opens her mouth,

1522
01:35:52,980 --> 01:35:58,919
she demonstrates a contempt
for the customs of Genovia.

1523
01:35:59,019 --> 01:36:04,889
The law clearly states
an unmarried woman cannot be queen.

1524
01:36:06,260 --> 01:36:08,751
Fortunately,

1525
01:36:08,863 --> 01:36:11,388
there is another heir.

1526
01:36:11,465 --> 01:36:14,298
No, there is not.

1527
01:36:15,402 --> 01:36:18,599
l decline. l refuse to be king.

1528
01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:24,573
Ladies and gentlemen, it is Princess Mia
who should have the crown.

1529
01:36:24,678 --> 01:36:27,306
She's bright, and she is caring.

1530
01:36:27,782 --> 01:36:30,717
But more importantly, she has a vision.

1531
01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:35,381
One that will take Genovia forward,
and if the parliament were astute,

1532
01:36:35,489 --> 01:36:37,286
they would name her queen.

1533
01:36:37,391 --> 01:36:41,327
Listen to her.
She'll lead us into the 21 st century.

1534
01:36:42,363 --> 01:36:47,300
And besides, just think how lovely
she'll look on our postage stamp.

1535
01:36:48,869 --> 01:36:51,929
Lovely on a postage stamp?

1536
01:36:52,039 --> 01:36:54,473
You would look lovely on a postage stamp!

1537
01:36:54,575 --> 01:36:59,706
Don't you walk away from me, sir!
You have a duty, sir, to Genovia.

1538
01:37:01,315 --> 01:37:03,476
He's, uh... he is very distressed.

1539
01:37:03,584 --> 01:37:06,849
Your duty, sir, to the country! To me, sir!

1540
01:37:08,255 --> 01:37:12,191
To Genovia! For your father! Nicholas!

1541
01:37:12,293 --> 01:37:14,818
- The door.
- Shut the doors, quickly.

1542
01:37:16,530 --> 01:37:18,293
Nicholas. Nicholas!

1543
01:37:18,399 --> 01:37:21,596
Nicholas, l cannot have you
giving all, all this up just for a girl.

1544
01:37:21,669 --> 01:37:25,264
- Now, look, we can still...
- Enough, Uncle.

1545
01:37:25,372 --> 01:37:27,636
We're finished.

1546
01:37:29,243 --> 01:37:30,642
What is happening here?

1547
01:37:30,711 --> 01:37:33,305
Who's next in line for the throne?
The Von Trokens?

1548
01:37:33,414 --> 01:37:34,642
We accept.

1549
01:37:34,748 --> 01:37:36,909
Sit down.

1550
01:37:40,254 --> 01:37:41,983
<i>(coughs)</i> Make a motion.

1551
01:37:42,256 --> 01:37:45,453
- Are you OK? Do you need a...
- <i>(coughs)</i> Make a motion.

1552
01:37:45,559 --> 01:37:47,493
Ah.

1553
01:37:47,595 --> 01:37:50,223
- Prime Minister?
- Yes, Princess?

1554
01:37:50,998 --> 01:37:53,296
l move to abolish the marriage law,

1555
01:37:53,400 --> 01:37:57,803
as it applies to present
and future queens of Genovia.

1556
01:37:58,372 --> 01:38:00,533
Will anyone second my motion?

1557
01:38:03,477 --> 01:38:07,208
Keep eye contact with them.
Stare them down.

1558
01:38:07,314 --> 01:38:09,805
No, not, not... Soften. Soften.

1559
01:38:09,917 --> 01:38:11,908
Good.

1560
01:38:18,859 --> 01:38:20,850
l second the motion.

1561
01:38:23,397 --> 01:38:26,389
lt's time we had a new tradition.
l like change.

1562
01:38:26,500 --> 01:38:28,195
l may grow a mustache.

1563
01:38:28,302 --> 01:38:29,826
l think you'd look marvelous
with a mustache.

1564
01:38:29,937 --> 01:38:31,529
You know, my father
always favored a Van Dyke...

1565
01:38:31,639 --> 01:38:34,164
Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please.

1566
01:38:34,275 --> 01:38:39,838
All those in favor of abolishing
the marriage rule, say, ''Aye.''

1567
01:38:43,350 --> 01:38:45,477
Aye.

1568
01:38:45,653 --> 01:38:47,211
Aye.

1569
01:38:47,421 --> 01:38:49,480
- Aye.
- Aye.

1570
01:38:49,590 --> 01:38:52,320
- You're not in parliament. Sit down.
- Someday.

1571
01:38:52,426 --> 01:38:54,792
<i>(all)</i> Aye.

1572
01:38:54,862 --> 01:38:56,921
The ayes have it.

1573
01:38:57,031 --> 01:38:59,829
Congratulations, Princess.

1574
01:38:59,934 --> 01:39:02,164
lf l may say so myself,

1575
01:39:02,269 --> 01:39:04,499
you rule!

1576
01:39:14,214 --> 01:39:15,806
Lionel.

1577
01:39:17,384 --> 01:39:19,477
Your Majesty?

1578
01:39:19,586 --> 01:39:20,177
Hm?

1579
01:39:20,287 --> 01:39:22,653
The princess would like a word.

1580
01:39:25,626 --> 01:39:27,594
Oh. Erm...

1581
01:39:29,663 --> 01:39:30,721
Grandma?

1582
01:39:32,666 --> 01:39:35,430
Just because l didn't
get my fairy-tale ending,

1583
01:39:35,502 --> 01:39:37,493
doesn't mean you shouldn't.

1584
01:39:39,373 --> 01:39:40,601
Oh, uh...

1585
01:39:41,642 --> 01:39:45,635
- Did you hear that?
- Not if you didn't want me to.

1586
01:39:45,713 --> 01:39:47,681
Oh, Charlotte.

1587
01:39:52,486 --> 01:39:54,454
Well.

1588
01:40:00,694 --> 01:40:02,753
Joseph?

1589
01:40:02,863 --> 01:40:05,263
Your Majesty.

1590
01:40:06,367 --> 01:40:08,198
Dear Joseph.

1591
01:40:10,471 --> 01:40:13,235
Am l too late...

1592
01:40:13,340 --> 01:40:17,242
to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?

1593
01:40:18,412 --> 01:40:20,346
<i>(clears throat)</i>

1594
01:40:22,316 --> 01:40:25,251
Well, l thought you'd never ask.

1595
01:40:25,319 --> 01:40:26,843
Shades?

1596
01:40:27,888 --> 01:40:31,255
You're in charge now.
Good luck with Lionel.

1597
01:40:32,292 --> 01:40:33,623
l'm going to a wedding.

1598
01:40:33,727 --> 01:40:36,287
<i>(Mabrey)</i> Open up, l say! The door is shut.

1599
01:40:36,397 --> 01:40:38,365
<i>Let me in.</i>

1600
01:40:40,334 --> 01:40:43,235
<i>Put me down. Put me down!</i>

1601
01:40:53,547 --> 01:40:57,608
l know it was short notice,
but you were all dressed.

1602
01:41:03,524 --> 01:41:09,554
My Lord Archbishop, l would like to take
this man as my husband, if you please.

1603
01:41:09,663 --> 01:41:11,893
Finally.

1604
01:41:11,999 --> 01:41:14,263
We have come together
for a different wedding...

1605
01:41:14,368 --> 01:41:16,666
- What did l miss?
- She's not getting married.

1606
01:41:16,737 --> 01:41:17,669
- She's not getting married?
- No.

1607
01:41:17,771 --> 01:41:20,706
With this ring, l thee...

1608
01:41:20,774 --> 01:41:22,799
finally...

1609
01:41:22,910 --> 01:41:24,275
wed.

1610
01:41:24,378 --> 01:41:26,403
- Now the queen's getting married.
- The queen's getting married?

1611
01:41:26,513 --> 01:41:28,504
Yeah, to Joe.

1612
01:41:28,615 --> 01:41:31,516
l pronounce you man and wife.

1613
01:41:31,618 --> 01:41:33,848
You may kiss the bride.

1614
01:41:51,538 --> 01:41:57,272
<i>(man)</i> The ceremonial shooting of the
flaming arrow through the coronation ring.

1615
01:42:22,002 --> 01:42:25,870
<i>(Elsie) Good morning. It's been</i>
<i>almost a week since the almost wedding,</i>

1616
01:42:25,973 --> 01:42:29,465
and busy workers
are setting up for Genovia's grand day.

1617
01:42:29,576 --> 01:42:31,806
<i>The coronation of a new queen.</i>

1618
01:42:31,912 --> 01:42:35,404
<i>Somewhere in the palace, Princess Mia's</i>
<i>getting ready for the ceremony</i>

1619
01:42:35,482 --> 01:42:38,212
that will change her life forever.

1620
01:42:41,288 --> 01:42:43,916
So what do you say, Fat Louie?

1621
01:42:43,991 --> 01:42:46,960
Think l'll make a good queen?

1622
01:42:47,928 --> 01:42:49,828
lndeed you will.

1623
01:42:51,532 --> 01:42:56,469
lf l may be so bold, l would like
an audience with Your Highness.

1624
01:43:02,442 --> 01:43:05,377
What is your dilemma, young man?

1625
01:43:05,479 --> 01:43:07,709
You are, in fact.

1626
01:43:12,553 --> 01:43:14,885
l'm in love with the queen-to-be.

1627
01:43:15,923 --> 01:43:18,756
And l'm inquiring if she loves me too.

1628
01:43:21,929 --> 01:43:25,296
Do you have a chicken for my table?

1629
01:43:25,365 --> 01:43:28,926
No. No, my kitchen is out of chickens.

1630
01:43:29,036 --> 01:43:30,970
Ah.

1631
01:43:40,581 --> 01:43:41,843
Mia.

1632
01:43:59,399 --> 01:44:02,891
<i>(Kelly) Company, atten... hurgh!</i>

1633
01:44:03,003 --> 01:44:05,699
Forward march.

1634
01:44:05,806 --> 01:44:07,774
Left, right, left.

1635
01:44:07,941 --> 01:44:09,841
Left, right, left.

1636
01:44:10,210 --> 01:44:12,508
Left, right, left.

1637
01:44:12,613 --> 01:44:14,513
Left, left...

1638
01:44:14,581 --> 01:44:16,674
Left, right, left.

1639
01:44:16,783 --> 01:44:18,876
Left, left...

1640
01:44:18,986 --> 01:44:21,181
Left, right, left.

1641
01:44:21,288 --> 01:44:23,483
Left, left...

1642
01:44:23,590 --> 01:44:26,218
Company, halt.

1643
01:44:27,394 --> 01:44:29,919
l heard you're going back
to Berkeley to finish up graduate school.

1644
01:44:29,997 --> 01:44:31,794
You heard right.

1645
01:44:31,898 --> 01:44:34,230
May l call you in California?

1646
01:44:34,334 --> 01:44:37,997
l think l can hear you
without a phone, but, uh...

1647
01:44:46,813 --> 01:44:48,906
Sparrow is taking off.

1648
01:44:50,550 --> 01:44:53,815
The eagle is flying for the last time.

1649
01:45:52,746 --> 01:45:56,409
- She looks beautiful.
- They both do.

1650
01:46:04,324 --> 01:46:07,885
<i>(man)</i> Will you solemnly promise and
swear to govern the people of Genovia,

1651
01:46:07,994 --> 01:46:11,191
according to the statutes
in parliament agreed on,

1652
01:46:11,298 --> 01:46:14,665
and the respective laws
and custom of the same?

1653
01:46:15,702 --> 01:46:19,001
Will you, in your power,
cause law and justice and mercy

1654
01:46:19,506 --> 01:46:21,974
to be executed in all judgments?

1655
01:46:23,477 --> 01:46:26,173
<i>(Mia)</i> l solemnly promise so to do.

1656
01:46:29,716 --> 01:46:32,844
? Genovia

1657
01:46:33,787 --> 01:46:37,416
? The land l call my own

1658
01:46:38,625 --> 01:46:42,823
- ? From the green clear summers
- Present arms.

1659
01:46:42,929 --> 01:46:46,956
? From blossoming pear trees

1660
01:46:47,634 --> 01:46:54,335
? Magnificent her mountains and seas

1661
01:46:54,408 --> 01:46:58,902
? Genovia, Genovia

1662
01:46:59,012 --> 01:47:03,506
? You're noble, proud and brave

1663
01:47:03,617 --> 01:47:05,642
? Genovia

1664
01:47:05,752 --> 01:47:09,848
? Genovia

1665
01:47:10,557 --> 01:47:12,855
? Forever

1666
01:47:12,926 --> 01:47:16,919
? Will your banner

1667
01:47:17,197 --> 01:47:20,223
? Wave

1668
01:47:24,704 --> 01:47:27,639
<i>(man)</i> Presenting Her Majesty

1669
01:47:27,707 --> 01:47:31,643
Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi,

1670
01:47:31,711 --> 01:47:34,646
Queen of Genovia.

1671
01:47:34,748 --> 01:47:35,806
<i>(</i>? <i>''This Is My Time'' by Raven)</i>

1672
01:47:35,916 --> 01:47:40,353
? <i>This is my time to shine</i>

1673
01:47:40,454 --> 01:47:44,720
? <i>This is my place to find</i>

1674
01:47:44,791 --> 01:47:48,659
? <i>All that I have inside</i>

1675
01:47:48,762 --> 01:47:52,926
? <i>I never knew</i>

1676
01:47:52,999 --> 01:47:55,797
? <i>Can dreams come true</i>

1677
01:47:55,869 --> 01:47:56,836
<i>(</i>? <i>''I Decide'' by Lindsey Lohan)</i>

1678
01:47:56,937 --> 01:47:59,462
? <i>I decide how I live</i>

1679
01:47:59,573 --> 01:48:02,133
? <i>I decide who I love</i>

1680
01:48:02,242 --> 01:48:04,472
? <i>Choice is mine and no one</i>

1681
01:48:04,544 --> 01:48:06,375
? <i>Gets to make my mind up</i>

1682
01:48:06,480 --> 01:48:07,469
? <i>I decide</i>

1683
01:48:07,581 --> 01:48:10,243
? <i>I decide where I go</i>

1684
01:48:10,350 --> 01:48:12,614
? <i>Where I sleep, who I know</i>

1685
01:48:12,719 --> 01:48:17,383
? <i>I'm the one who's running my life</i>

1686
01:48:17,491 --> 01:48:19,459
? <i>I decide</i>

1687
01:48:24,631 --> 01:48:26,599
<i>(fanfare)</i>

1688
01:48:32,005 --> 01:48:34,769
? <i>I decide how I live</i>

1689
01:48:34,875 --> 01:48:37,469
? <i>I decide who I love</i>

1690
01:48:37,577 --> 01:48:39,807
? <i>Choice is mine and no one</i>

1691
01:48:39,913 --> 01:48:41,710
? <i>Gets to make my mind up</i>

1692
01:48:41,815 --> 01:48:44,181
? <i>I decide</i>

1693
01:48:44,251 --> 01:48:47,778
? <i>Don't think that</i>
<i>you can tell me what to think</i>

1694
01:48:50,023 --> 01:48:53,618
? <i>I'm the one who knows</i>
<i>what's good for me</i>

1695
01:48:55,328 --> 01:48:59,196
? <i>And I'm stating my independence</i>

1696
01:48:59,299 --> 01:49:01,699
? <i>Gonna take the road I'm gonna take</i>

1697
01:49:01,801 --> 01:49:04,395
? <i>And I'm gonna make my own mistakes</i>

1698
01:49:04,504 --> 01:49:08,838
? <i>It's my life</i>

1699
01:49:08,942 --> 01:49:09,772
? <i>I decide</i>

1700
01:49:09,876 --> 01:49:12,504
? <i>I decide where I go</i>

1701
01:49:12,612 --> 01:49:14,910
? <i>Where I sleep, who I know</i>

1702
01:49:15,181 --> 01:49:20,585
? <i>I'm the one who's running my life</i>

1703
01:49:20,687 --> 01:49:22,848
? <i>I decide</i>

1704
01:49:22,923 --> 01:49:25,517
<i>(''The Meaning'' by Lillix)</i>
? <i>Say it all, or not at all</i>

1705
01:49:25,625 --> 01:49:28,685
? <i>Don't want to hear</i>
<i>what you're really feeling</i>

1706
01:49:28,795 --> 01:49:32,925
? <i>Forsaking the meaning</i>

1707
01:49:32,999 --> 01:49:35,490
? <i>Take away the words I say</i>

1708
01:49:35,602 --> 01:49:38,799
? <i>Realistic thoughts that I'm dreaming</i>

1709
01:49:38,872 --> 01:49:41,306
? <i>Are you believing?</i>

1710
01:49:41,374 --> 01:49:43,604
? <i>Tell me what I wanna do now</i>

1711
01:49:45,679 --> 01:49:47,840
? <i>How far do</i>

1712
01:49:47,948 --> 01:49:50,382
? <i>You see the soul?</i>

1713
01:49:50,483 --> 01:49:53,452
? <i>My truth is spoken whether</i>

1714
01:49:53,553 --> 01:49:55,418
? <i>Or not you want to hear it</i>

1715
01:49:55,522 --> 01:49:57,786
? <i>I'm sorry</i>

1716
01:49:57,891 --> 01:50:00,359
? <i>Don't worry, though</i>

1717
01:50:00,460 --> 01:50:02,792
? <i>Don't you ever say never</i>

1718
01:50:02,862 --> 01:50:04,853
? <i>Or turn away</i>

1719
01:50:04,965 --> 01:50:07,297
? <i>Say it all, or not at all</i>

1720
01:50:07,367 --> 01:50:10,427
? <i>Don't want to hear</i>
<i>what you're really fearing</i>

1721
01:50:10,537 --> 01:50:13,665
? <i>Forsaking the meaning</i>

1722
01:50:14,741 --> 01:50:17,232
? <i>Take away the words I say</i>

1723
01:50:17,344 --> 01:50:20,541
? <i>Realistic thoughts that I'm dreaming</i>

1724
01:50:20,647 --> 01:50:22,945
? <i>Are you believing?</i>

1725
01:50:24,317 --> 01:50:27,377
? <i>Don't stray too far</i>

1726
01:50:27,487 --> 01:50:29,717
? <i>The closer you are</i>

1727
01:50:29,823 --> 01:50:34,317
? <i>The further the pain will fade away</i>

1728
01:50:34,427 --> 01:50:36,759
? <i>I don't really care where you are</i>

1729
01:50:36,863 --> 01:50:39,331
? <i>It'll be either here or far</i>

1730
01:50:39,399 --> 01:50:41,390
? <i>I will always feel it</i>

1731
01:50:41,501 --> 01:50:43,992
? <i>Free to call my name</i>

1732
01:50:44,070 --> 01:50:46,561
? <i>Say it all, or not at all</i>

1733
01:50:46,673 --> 01:50:48,903
? <i>It'll be either here or far</i>

1734
01:50:49,009 --> 01:50:51,239
? <i>Take away the words I say</i>

1735
01:50:51,344 --> 01:50:53,812
? <i>Free to call my name</i>

1736
01:50:53,913 --> 01:50:56,313
? <i>Say it all, or not at all</i>

1737
01:50:56,416 --> 01:50:59,476
? <i>Don't want to hear</i>
<i>what you're really feeling</i>

1738
01:50:59,586 --> 01:51:03,420
? <i>Forsaking the meaning</i>

1739
01:51:04,958 --> 01:51:10,919
<i>(</i>? <i>''Because You Live''</i>
<i>by Jesse McCartney)</i>

1740
01:51:14,534 --> 01:51:19,437
? <i>Staring out at the rain with a heavy heart</i>

1741
01:51:19,539 --> 01:51:24,306
? <i>It's the end of the world in my mind</i>

1742
01:51:24,411 --> 01:51:29,314
? <i>Then your voice</i>
<i>pulls me back like a wake-up call</i>

1743
01:51:29,416 --> 01:51:33,853
? <i>I've been looking for the answer</i>

1744
01:51:33,953 --> 01:51:37,514
? <i>But now I know what I didn't know</i>

1745
01:51:37,624 --> 01:51:41,219
? <i>Because you live and breathe</i>

1746
01:51:41,327 --> 01:51:44,660
? <i>Because you make me believe in myself</i>

1747
01:51:44,731 --> 01:51:47,256
? <i>When nobody else can help</i>

1748
01:51:47,367 --> 01:51:50,461
? <i>Because you live, girl</i>

1749
01:51:50,570 --> 01:51:52,595
? <i>My world</i>

1750
01:51:52,706 --> 01:51:56,437
? <i>Has twice as many stars in the sky</i>

1751
01:51:58,344 --> 01:52:02,940
? <i>Because you live, there's a reason why</i>

1752
01:52:03,216 --> 01:52:07,880
? <i>I carry on when I lose the fight</i>

1753
01:52:07,987 --> 01:52:12,219
? <i>I want to give what you're giving me</i>

1754
01:52:12,325 --> 01:52:16,227
? <i>Always</i>

1755
01:52:16,329 --> 01:52:19,730
? <i>Because you live and breathe</i>

1756
01:52:19,833 --> 01:52:23,428
? <i>Because you make me believe in myself</i>

1757
01:52:23,536 --> 01:52:25,766
? <i>When nobody else can help</i>

1758
01:52:25,872 --> 01:52:29,205
? <i>Because you live, girl</i>

1759
01:52:29,309 --> 01:52:31,277
? <i>My world</i>

1760
01:52:31,377 --> 01:52:35,507
? <i>Has everything I need to survive</i>

1761
01:52:35,615 --> 01:52:38,812
? <i>Because you live</i>

1762
01:52:40,019 --> 01:52:41,987
? <i>I live</i>

1763
01:52:44,924 --> 01:52:46,892
? <i>I live</i>

1764
01:52:51,698 --> 01:52:54,929
<i>(Joe) And don't forget, the next time</i>
<i>you're planning a family vacation,</i>

1765
01:52:55,034 --> 01:52:57,366
<i>consider visiting Genovia.</i>

1766
01:52:57,470 --> 01:53:00,462
<i>A country of majestic mountains</i>
<i>and sunbaked beaches,</i>

1767
01:53:00,573 --> 01:53:02,734
<i>filled with friendly, peppy people.</i>

1768
01:53:02,842 --> 01:53:06,471
<i>Come see us. Genovia awaits you.</i>

