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<i>♪ Set me free,</i>
<i>why don't you, babe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Get out my life,</i>
<i>why don't you, babe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You really,</i>
<i>you don't want me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You keep,</i>
<i>keep me hangin' on ♪</i>

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Hey!

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You sell crack?

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No, it's cool.
I'm only a cop on TV.

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How much... right on.

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<i>♪ Why do ya keep</i>
<i>comin' 'round ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And playin'</i>
<i>with my heart? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Why don't you</i>
<i>get outta my life ♪</i>

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Hey, hey.

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<i>♪ When seein' ya</i>
<i>only breaks my heart again ♪</i>

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Is this crack?

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You know how to do it?

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<i>♪ ...there ain't nothin'</i>
<i>I can do about it ♪</i>

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Ow!

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<i>♪ Keep me hangin' on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Get out my life,</i>
<i>why don't you, babe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Set me free,</i>
<i>why don't you, babe ♪</i>

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Hey!

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Yes. Yes, hello.

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I'm having a medical situation.

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Yeah, okay, um...

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I don't have a belly button.

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I do not have a belly button

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where I should on my belly,

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and I'm concerned because
I don't know if that's...

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Can a person live
without a belly button?

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'Cause if you think about it,
you're born with one...

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and if you don't have one
you're unborn,

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and it's really hazy
whether you're alive or not.

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I guess I'm wondering...

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am I alive?

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Or what if I'm God?

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I don't think I need an ambulance,

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but I should probably
go to the hospital.

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Yeah, I should.

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Like you've never done worse!

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Okay, yes, he totaled a car,

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but it was an environmentally
friendly car.

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Why doesn't that get reported?

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He was heartbroken, betrayed.

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You say you understand,
but you don't... you can't.

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You're like a big, giant Vulcan.

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He's coming.
I'll call you later.

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Hi. Margaret.
I work for Lola.

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- Gary.
- I know.

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We need to go out the back.

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Are there reporters out front?

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A few.

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Not Hugh Grant level,
more like Robert Downey Jr.

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When he broke into
that family's house

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and slept in the kid's bed.

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I handled episodes two
through four for Robert,

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so this sort of thing
is my specialty.

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Okay, just so it's said,
this house is flammable.

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I didn't mean
to burn down my house.

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Yeah, and I didn't mean
to eat my way into

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a ten-year shame spiral, but I did,

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and it's healthier
to acknowledge it.

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So, this flammable house

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belongs to one of Lola's
other fabulous clients,

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who is currently shooting
a pilot in Toronto.

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- An actor?
- Writer.

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So, for the next six weeks,
<i>su casa es su casa.</i>

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I say feel free to wear
his clothes.

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He'll probably get
a sick thrill out of it.

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The gays.

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He has dogs.

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Yeah, they're away at summer camp.

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Now, try the bed.

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It's fine.

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- Comfortable?
- Sure.

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Look, Gary, I know this has been

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crazy and stressful.

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I want you to feel
safe and comfortable.

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- I do.
- I'm a fan of yours, you know.

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Your number-one fan!

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But if you fuck this up,

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I will smash your ankles
with a sledgehammer.

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And that wouldn't be comfortable

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for either one of us.

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<i>Nine dogs ran</i>
<i>through the field.</i>

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The koala sits in the tree.

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It's computer voice-recognition.

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The parole system can call
you any time, day or night.

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If you don't pick up
within five rings,

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the police come
and haul your ass off.

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What if I'm not here?

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That's why they call it
"house arrest."

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You stay inside your house.

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He can take direction, I promise.

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I'll be coming by twice a day

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to check up on you.

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I should be the only
person coming by...

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no pals, no buddies,
no heroin dealers.

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I don't do heroin.

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Yeah, crack is classy. Mm.

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And I'm not buying you porn.

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There's spray-per-view on cable.

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Great, 'cause I really
wasn't concerned

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about my career, family, or future.

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I just wanted to jerk off.

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Ooh, let me see your phone.

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Oh!

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Come on, all my numbers
are in there.

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Dial ten digits at random.

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Whoever answers will be better

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than the people on that phone.

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You have my cell number.

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You have delivery menus.

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You're fine, right?

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Oh.

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Bad idea.

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Be good!

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<i>♪ The sun has left</i>
<i>and forgotten me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's dark I cannot see ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Why does this rain</i>
<i>pour down? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm gonna drown ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In a sea</i>

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<i>♪ Of deep confusion</i>

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<i>♪ Somebody told me</i>

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<i>♪ I don't know who ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Whenever you</i>
<i>are sad and blue ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And you're feeling</i>
<i>all alone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And left behind</i>

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<i>♪ Just take a look</i>
<i>inside you</i> ♪

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<i>♪ And you'll find ♪</i>

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- Oh.
- <i>♪ You've gotta hold on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hold on through</i>
<i>the night ♪</i>

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Keep it.

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<i>♪ Hang on</i>

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<i>Someone was trying</i>

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<i>to destroy the evidence.</i>

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<i>Someone failed.</i>

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<i>Once we get these samples</i>
<i>back to the crime lab...</i>

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<i>we'll know</i>
<i>who the real killer is.</i>

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<i>♪ Hang on</i>

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<i>♪ Hang on to the vine</i> ♪

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<i>♪ Stay on</i>

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<i>♪ Soon you'll be divine</i> ♪

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<i>♪ If you start to cry</i>

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<i>♪ Look up to the sky</i>

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<i>♪</i> Something's
<i>coming up ahead ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To turn your tears</i>
<i>to dew instead ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And so I hold</i>
<i>on to this advice ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If you listen to your heart</i>
<i>the whole night through ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Your sunny Sunday</i>
<i>will come one day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Soon to you</i>

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Somebody there?

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Hello!

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Hello?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Nine leopards ran
through the jungle.

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I bought two cakes at the store.

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<i>The house is haunted.</i>

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<i>There's a zeitgeist</i>
<i>or something.</i>

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<i>Poltergeist, and no.</i>

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Maybe they were rats.
L.A.'s teeming with rats.

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They live in the palm trees.

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Uh, maybe.

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Okay, you know,

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I'm a licensed psychotherapist.

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Really?

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No, I'm a publicist.

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My job is what
other people think of you,

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not what you think of yourself,

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so pull your shit together.

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I am this close to getting

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Christine Walsh to do
your piece in <i>Parade.</i>

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<i>Parade?</i>
I fucking hate <i>Parade.</i>

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Everybody hates <i>Parade,</i>

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but the people
that watch <i>Crim9 Lab</i>

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love their Marilyn vos Savant.

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One heartfelt act of contrition,

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and maybe the show writer

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won't kill off your
character between seasons.

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I swear to God,
if you go bat-shit on me...

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I'm not crazy.

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Exactly. Exactly.

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Sorry! I'm sorry.

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Over here, to your left.

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Uh, right.
Sorry, right.

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I was practicing my putting,

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if you can believe that.

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Not really.

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Okay, maybe I was just looking

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for a way to meet
my infamous neighbor.

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Oh.

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You see, I'm under
house arrest, too.

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What'd you do?

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I had sex with my husband.

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That's awful.

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Nine months later, I had Jaden.

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That's her over there.

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She's a cutie.

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She's sleeping for another...

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Oh, 17 minutes.

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She likes to keep to a schedule.

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She seems really boring.

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She is.

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You're rich.

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Shouldn't you have
a nanny from Ecuador?

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I'm Canadian.

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Oh.

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Can't work in the U.S.

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Plus, I want to keep

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this air of moral superiority

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by doing everything myself.

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Very Canadian.

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Thanks.

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00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:11,436
Jaden goes down again around 2:30.

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00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:12,871
Maybe I could stop by?

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00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,739
I'm pretty sure I'll be here.

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It's a date.

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Is it?

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- I'm Sarah, by the way.
- Gary.

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Yeah, I know.

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"The best of all possible worlds."

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Okay.

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00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,747
Voltaire, <i>Candide.</i>

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Are you actually reading it?

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00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:40,317
I thought I was.

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Sorry I bailed.
Jaden had a fever.

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How boring of her.

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Housewarming gift!

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00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,961
Mmm. Demon liquor.

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And the best part
is I can drink it.

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I pumped before I came.

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So did I.

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It's hard to prove
that I was only trying

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to burn my ex-girlfriend's stuff
and not the entire house.

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00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,440
Yeah, fire's tricky that way.

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00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,810
Yeah. How 'bout you?

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00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,911
Any history of arson?

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00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,280
Strangely enough...

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00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,018
I knew it. I could see
that little spark.

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00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,552
Well, it wasn't arson, probably.

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00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:20,358
When I was a little girl,
our house caught on fire.

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Oh, shit.

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00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,095
I'll never forget the look

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on my father's face

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as he gathered me up in his arms

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and raced through
the burning building

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out onto the pavement.

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I stood there, shivering
in my pajamas,

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and watched the whole
world go up in flames.

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And when it was over,
I said to myself,

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"Is that all there is to a fire?"

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Is that all there is?

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00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:52,624
<i>♪ Is that all there is?</i>

254
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:56,327
<i>♪ Is that all there is?</i>

255
00:19:56,328 --> 00:20:00,132
<i>♪ If that's all there is,</i>
<i>my friends</i> ♪

256
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:04,402
<i>♪ Then let's keep dancing ♪</i>

257
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,205
<i>♪ Let's break out</i>
<i>the booze ♪</i>

258
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,474
<i>♪ And have a ball</i>

259
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:19,716
<i>♪ If that's all there is ♪</i>

260
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:24,122
And then I met the most
wonderful boy in the world.

261
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,958
We would take long walks
by the river.

262
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,761
We'd sit for hours
gazing into each other's eyes.

263
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,962
We were so very much in love.

264
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:35,400
And then one day he went away,

265
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,536
and I thought I'd die,
but I didn't.

266
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:42,407
And when I didn't,
I said to myself,

267
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:46,410
"Is that all there is to love?"

268
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:53,084
<i>♪ Is that all there is</i>

269
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,554
<i>♪ Is that all there is</i>

270
00:20:56,555 --> 00:21:00,125
<i>♪ If that's all there is,</i>
<i>my friends ♪</i>

271
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,226
<i>♪ Then let's keep... ♪</i>

272
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:04,629
I know what you're thinking.

273
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,464
If that's the way
she feels about it,

274
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,733
why doesn't she just end it all?

275
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,235
Oh, no.

276
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,303
I'm in no hurry

277
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:14,572
for that final disappointment.

278
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:17,342
I know as sure as I'm standing here

279
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,110
talking to you,

280
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,979
that when that final moment comes

281
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,181
and I'm breathing my last breath,

282
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:26,151
I'll be saying to myself...

283
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:29,754
<i>♪ Is that all there is</i>

284
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:33,725
<i>♪ Is that all there is</i>

285
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:37,495
<i>♪ If that's all there is,</i>
<i>my friends ♪</i>

286
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:41,032
<i>♪ Then let's keep dancing ♪</i>

287
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:47,504
<i>♪ Let's break out the booze</i>
<i>and have a ball ♪</i>

288
00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:53,745
<i>♪ If that's all... ♪</i>

289
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,848
- I need to go.
- What?

290
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,350
- Oh! Oh, sh...
- It's okay.

291
00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,717
Sorry, sorry.

292
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,052
Where are my shoes?

293
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,787
- Wait, just...
- Sorry.

294
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,822
Don't worry about it. Just...

295
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,458
I should go. Good-bye.

296
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:08,658
You coming back?

297
00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:06,584
<i>♪ And if that</i>
<i>mockingbird won't sing ♪</i>

298
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:10,756
<i>♪ Mama's gonna buy you</i>
<i>a diamond ring ♪</i>

299
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,992
<i>♪ And if that cart</i>
<i>and bull fall down ♪</i>

300
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:18,529
<i>♪ You'll still be the sweetest</i>
<i>little baby in town ♪</i>

301
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:20,031
<i>Good night, sweetheart.</i>

302
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,198
Good night.

303
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,738
<i>The cat says, "Meow."</i>

304
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,007
<i>The pig says, "Oink."</i>

305
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:32,210
<i>The cow says, "Moo."</i>

306
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:35,247
<i>The cow says, "Moo."</i>

307
00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:38,183
<i>The cow says, "Moo."</i>

308
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,685
<i>The dog says, "Nine.</i>

309
00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:45,356
<i>Nine, nine, nine, nine."</i>

310
00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,126
Hello?

311
00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:53,097
Yes. Yes.

312
00:23:54,565 --> 00:23:57,001
Two trains run through the forest.

313
00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:08,113
<i>Nine, nine,</i>
<i>nine, nine, nine...</i>

314
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:21,492
Ow! Shit.

315
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:23,127
Oh!

316
00:24:54,392 --> 00:24:55,892
Fuck.

317
00:25:01,432 --> 00:25:03,967
Jesus, you scared
the shit out of me.

318
00:25:08,606 --> 00:25:11,776
What... I don't...
I'm sorry.

319
00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:13,810
Oh, no, I'm...

320
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,114
I'm fine.
I'll be fine, yeah.

321
00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:21,718
Where are your parents?

322
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:25,623
No, no, no, your mom and dad.

323
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:27,391
Where's your mom and dad?

324
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:32,063
I don't know what you're saying.

325
00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:33,965
Look, hey, look,

326
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:35,267
I don't speak that,

327
00:25:35,268 --> 00:25:39,404
so just go back to
wherever you came from.

328
00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:40,772
You shouldn't be out here.

329
00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:41,973
No, no, no. Go...

330
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,741
It's not safe for
you to be out here.

331
00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:45,175
You should go back, okay?

332
00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:54,084
Oh, shit.

333
00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:06,430
Evening, Officers.

334
00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:13,305
Once again, house arrest

335
00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:15,941
means you stay inside your house.

336
00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:18,442
Think of it like
an electronic leash.

337
00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:20,678
If you even go more

338
00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,680
than 100 feet from
the base station,

339
00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:24,950
the cops come, and they
throw your ass in jail.

340
00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:27,118
If you ever try to take
it off, the cops come,

341
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,719
and they throw your ass in jail.

342
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,589
If they ever detect drugs or
alcohol in your system...

343
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,059
Cops come.
Throw my ass in jail.

344
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:37,128
No, I kick your ass.

345
00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:39,364
Then the cops come and
throw your ass in jail.

346
00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,999
Do I still have
to answer the phone?

347
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,434
No, I'll be doing that from now on.

348
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,868
I'm moving into the guest room.

349
00:26:43,869 --> 00:26:45,370
I don't need a babysitter.

350
00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:48,573
Despite all
evidence to the contrary.

351
00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:50,541
Don't worry, I'm a cool roomie.

352
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:53,710
Who do you think taught
Affleck how to gamble?

353
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,020
Let's never hear that again! Hmm?

354
00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:06,491
ninety-seven,
ninety-eight, ninety-nine.

355
00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:08,425
One hundred feet.

356
00:27:10,828 --> 00:27:13,365
Behold, the edge of your world.

357
00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:15,533
In the world, out of the world.

358
00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,135
In the world, out of the world...

359
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,669
In the world, out of the world.

360
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,906
In the world, out of the world.
Hey, I'm dancing!

361
00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:25,377
Huh?

362
00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:27,178
Sure, absolutely.

363
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:29,814
So the guy's like,
"Do you know fencing?"

364
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,350
And I say, "That's what it
says on my headshot."

365
00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:35,086
- Lies.
- Oh, always. Always.

366
00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:38,089
So he says to me,
"Foil or <i>'epi'?"</i>

367
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,591
- Epée!
- And I say I'm about equal in both...

368
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:42,160
- Which is true!
- Exactly.

369
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:45,663
Anyway, he throws me this
fucking Conan sword, right?

370
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:49,401
And then he just
starts going after me.

371
00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:51,169
- Oh, my gosh!
- I'm just swinging.

372
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,937
I'm just trying
to stay alive, right,

373
00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:54,105
with my eyes closed,

374
00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:56,441
and I end up accidentally
cutting his ear.

375
00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:57,675
You cut off his ear?

376
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,045
Yeah... well, no, no,
just a little, right.

377
00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:01,846
But I ended up getting the job.

378
00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,249
Wait, you were in
<i>Pirates of the Caribbean?</i>

379
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,217
Yeah. No, no.

380
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:08,319
No, not the movie, the ride.

381
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,088
I was all, like,

382
00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:12,623
"Arr, keep both hands
inside the boat."

383
00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:14,492
- Ew!
- You.

384
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,761
Don't. No finger.

385
00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:18,396
Good night, fuckface.

386
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:20,063
Good night, you filthy whore.

387
00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,173
It's incredible.

388
00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:29,474
Whenever I see them,

389
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:32,544
I always feel like... damn.

390
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:34,412
I was born at the wrong time.

391
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,247
Exactly.

392
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:39,417
<i>♪ ...all around the globe</i>
<i>Paper plane ♪</i>

393
00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:45,422
<i>♪ Getting seasick</i>
<i>Sorry once again ♪</i>

394
00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:51,429
<i>♪ Landing strip</i>
<i>is getting near ♪</i>

395
00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:54,665
<i>♪ Hope the pilots</i>
<i>make it clear ♪</i>

396
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:58,468
<i>♪ Then I realized</i>
<i>my paper plane</i> ♪

397
00:29:00,605 --> 00:29:03,741
<i>♪ Wasn't really</i>
<i>up there with me ♪</i>

398
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,877
<i>♪ We all make mistakes</i>
<i>Forgive me</i> ♪

399
00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:11,448
<i>♪ Would you like to ride</i>
<i>in my paper plane? ♪</i>

400
00:29:13,318 --> 00:29:15,487
- Where's the warden?
- Groceries.

401
00:29:15,488 --> 00:29:17,587
Huh. Quite the little missus.

402
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:22,460
- How's Jaden?
- Boring.

403
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,462
We haven't had nearly
the grand old time

404
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:25,763
you two have been having.

405
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,998
You've been watching.

406
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,300
Well, I don't want to
meddle in your affairs.

407
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,535
My affairs?

408
00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:32,504
Everyone needs affection.
I get it.

409
00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:35,206
I don't. Are you seriously jealous?

410
00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:36,608
The opposite.

411
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,343
I just want to protect her.

412
00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:41,379
- From what?
- From you.

413
00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,148
Look at you.
You date models,

414
00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:45,350
actresses, tennis players.

415
00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:46,417
Yeah?

416
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,818
On a scale of one to ten,

417
00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:49,720
you belong with the nines.

418
00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:51,988
We both know you
won't settle for less.

419
00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:02,767
What are the nines?

420
00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,101
What?

421
00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:05,569
"Look for the nines"?

422
00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:09,641
It's not mine.

423
00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:12,677
- It's your handwriting.
- I didn't write it.

424
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:14,045
Okay.

425
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,158
Allee... allee... all come free.

426
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:32,328
What?

427
00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:35,032
Nothing.

428
00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:36,867
Seriously. What?

429
00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:40,437
Nothing.
I thought you were...

430
00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:45,542
Forget it. Done. Sorry.

431
00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:07,632
Hiya. Hi.

432
00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:08,799
What?

433
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,636
I have to take this.

434
00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:13,238
Who thought it was a good idea

435
00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:15,338
to let Courtney
into a pottery shop?

436
00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:05,021
I know who you are.

437
00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:10,861
- Really.
- I know what you are.

438
00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,330
If you come near him again...

439
00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:13,763
You'll what?

440
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,935
What are you gonna
do about it, mm...

441
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:21,606
sorry, what's he calling you?

442
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:22,873
Margaret.

443
00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,243
I like that.
Margaret. Classic.

444
00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:27,779
Why don't you leave him alone?

445
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:31,182
Alone? He can't be left alone.
He's an actor.

446
00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:32,784
If no one's watching him,

447
00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,951
he doesn't really exist.

448
00:32:35,853 --> 00:32:37,687
And for the record...

449
00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:41,925
I'm not the one deceiving him.

450
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:44,562
He'll figure it out eventually,

451
00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:47,263
and when he does, who do you
think he's going to blame?

452
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,383
Good night, rat face.

453
00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:09,452
Good night.

454
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:55,632
Hey, neighbor.

455
00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:00,872
Sorry for the psychotic episode.

456
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:02,238
Okay.

457
00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:04,208
Are you okay?

458
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,943
You look a little
"Beautiful Mind" -ish.

459
00:34:08,979 --> 00:34:11,848
How many times should
the number nine come up?

460
00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,218
Probablistically?

461
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,521
Uh, "probablistically"?

462
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,254
You know what I mean.

463
00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,426
One time out of ten.

464
00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:23,526
How about every time?

465
00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:28,098
But they only show up
when you look for them.

466
00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:31,334
Looking for them changes things.

467
00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:35,005
Some of these are prices,

468
00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,774
and there's gonna be
a lot of nines.

469
00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:39,208
There's something wrong.

470
00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:42,779
There's something wrong
with the world.

471
00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:48,719
I can get you out of here,

472
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,521
but you have to trust me.

473
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,455
Good morning.

474
00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:55,591
Everything okay?

475
00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:57,829
Peachy.

476
00:34:57,830 --> 00:34:59,964
Peachy's good.
I like peaches.

477
00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:03,901
You want coffee?

478
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:06,335
Uh, yeah. Eh.

479
00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:16,546
What do I do?

480
00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:19,415
Do you trust me?

481
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:34,497
Gary?

482
00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:38,736
You okay?

483
00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,638
No.

484
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:41,873
Oh?

485
00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:43,440
Tell me about the nines.

486
00:35:43,441 --> 00:35:45,543
The nines?

487
00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:47,010
The nines.

488
00:35:48,245 --> 00:35:49,947
It's sort of hard to start there.

489
00:35:49,948 --> 00:35:54,201
Try, and don't tell me
I'm imagining it,

490
00:35:54,202 --> 00:35:56,170
'cause they're
showing up everywhere,

491
00:35:56,171 --> 00:35:57,537
and I want to know why.

492
00:35:58,605 --> 00:35:59,941
Best guess?

493
00:35:59,942 --> 00:36:02,143
They're your subconscious

494
00:36:02,144 --> 00:36:04,777
trying to remind you who you are.

495
00:36:08,115 --> 00:36:09,883
I'm a nine?

496
00:36:09,884 --> 00:36:11,319
Yes.

497
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,220
Doesn't make much sense
out of context.

498
00:36:15,622 --> 00:36:17,591
You're not gonna
understand this yet,

499
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,927
but... we've known each other

500
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:22,028
for, like, 25 years.

501
00:36:23,297 --> 00:36:25,666
One day when I was 12,

502
00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:27,969
you called me out of the blue

503
00:36:27,970 --> 00:36:30,671
and we've been talking ever since.

504
00:36:30,672 --> 00:36:32,773
Talking.

505
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:35,343
On the phone, usually.

506
00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:37,610
I never met you before I came here.

507
00:36:39,813 --> 00:36:42,649
You, Gary, never met me, no,

508
00:36:42,650 --> 00:36:46,553
but you're not always...

509
00:36:46,554 --> 00:36:47,688
I can understand

510
00:36:47,689 --> 00:36:49,423
why you're a little confused.

511
00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:51,023
No, no.

512
00:36:51,892 --> 00:36:54,827
I'm a lot confused.

513
00:37:08,075 --> 00:37:09,342
Theories?

514
00:37:10,211 --> 00:37:12,812
- This is all a dream?
- No.

515
00:37:15,383 --> 00:37:18,551
- I'm in a coma?
- No.

516
00:37:21,055 --> 00:37:23,524
Then I'm dead?

517
00:37:23,525 --> 00:37:27,361
This is hell or a
purgatorium or something?

518
00:37:27,362 --> 00:37:30,797
Okay, purgatorium is
where Romans vomited,

519
00:37:30,798 --> 00:37:36,037
but no, this is as real
as anything can be.

520
00:37:36,038 --> 00:37:37,804
What does that mean?

521
00:37:37,805 --> 00:37:40,341
Everything is what it is,

522
00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:43,276
but you're not who
you think you are.

523
00:37:45,246 --> 00:37:49,016
God, no, Gary, please don't.

524
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:51,318
You can't trust her. She's a nine.

525
00:37:51,319 --> 00:37:53,654
You don't know what you're doing.

526
00:37:53,655 --> 00:37:57,091
Okay, so what happens
if I cross this line?

527
00:37:57,092 --> 00:37:59,925
I don't know, but it's not good.

528
00:38:12,706 --> 00:38:13,874
Oh, shit.

529
00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:32,593
<i>Previously</i>
<i>on "Behind the Screen"...</i>

530
00:38:32,594 --> 00:38:33,961
<i>Gavin Taylor is one</i>

531
00:38:33,962 --> 00:38:35,796
<i>of the best TV writers</i>
<i>out there.</i>

532
00:38:35,797 --> 00:38:38,432
<i>Every network would kill</i>
<i>to work with him.</i>

533
00:38:38,433 --> 00:38:40,368
- Good to see you! Mwah.
- You look wonderful.

534
00:38:40,369 --> 00:38:41,535
<i>My name's Gavin Taylor.</i>

535
00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:43,203
<i>I'm a film</i>
<i>and television writer.</i>

536
00:38:43,204 --> 00:38:45,406
<i>Knowing</i> is a one-hour drama

537
00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,608
about a woman
whose husband disappears.

538
00:38:47,609 --> 00:38:50,411
She believes that her daughter
is the key to a dark conspiracy.

539
00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:52,280
Even way back
into <i>The Fugitive,</i>

540
00:38:52,281 --> 00:38:54,181
where they didn't
have the full setup

541
00:38:54,182 --> 00:38:56,116
and the payoff in each episode.

542
00:38:56,117 --> 00:38:58,786
<i>Knowing</i> is not
gonna be <i>Crim9 Lab,</i>

543
00:38:58,787 --> 00:39:00,721
not the popular kind
of mystery shows

544
00:39:00,722 --> 00:39:02,323
that are out there, today,

545
00:39:02,324 --> 00:39:03,991
where we get all the answers.

546
00:39:03,992 --> 00:39:06,026
trying to figure out how long

547
00:39:06,027 --> 00:39:08,262
is the attention span
of today's audience.

548
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,430
So, boil it down for me.

549
00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:11,766
Give me one line that we can really

550
00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:13,534
set Roger on fire with, here.

551
00:39:13,535 --> 00:39:17,336
Basically, it's like
<i>Rosemary's Toddler.</i>

552
00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:23,209
My favorite movie.
That's my favorite film.

553
00:39:26,013 --> 00:39:28,482
We sold it in the room.

554
00:39:28,483 --> 00:39:30,384
Just tell me Roger
liked the script.

555
00:39:30,385 --> 00:39:31,686
You're shooting a pilot.

556
00:39:31,687 --> 00:39:33,220
<i>Melissa McCarthy is my first</i>

557
00:39:33,221 --> 00:39:34,822
<i>and only choice</i>
<i>for the lead.</i>

558
00:39:34,823 --> 00:39:37,356
writing a show for you.
For you.

559
00:39:38,359 --> 00:39:39,960
- Really?
- Yes.

560
00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:42,830
<i>Gavin and I</i>
<i>have been friends forever.</i>

561
00:39:42,831 --> 00:39:45,366
<i>It's delightful to be</i>
<i>working on</i> Knowing,

562
00:39:45,367 --> 00:39:47,368
and it's, you know,
not surprisingly,

563
00:39:47,369 --> 00:39:49,704
<i>a fantastic script,</i>
<i>and it's a great cast.</i>

564
00:39:49,705 --> 00:39:51,539
Gilmore Girls
<i>has been great,</i>

565
00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:53,574
<i>but, you know,</i>
<i>I'm excited to go</i>

566
00:39:53,575 --> 00:39:56,510
<i>and to have something</i>
<i>this great to go into.</i>

567
00:39:56,511 --> 00:39:58,646
I totally trust Gavin.

568
00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:02,082
<i>The only way we can afford
to shoot the pilot is in Canada.</i>

569
00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:04,752
- I can't believe we're shooting it...
- A 15-day shoot versus...

570
00:40:04,753 --> 00:40:06,554
This is not an argument
I'm going to win.

571
00:40:06,555 --> 00:40:10,189
<i>It's really hard to think</i>
<i>about leaving for six weeks.</i>

572
00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:15,195
Puggies.

573
00:40:15,196 --> 00:40:16,397
Action.

574
00:40:25,022 --> 00:40:27,491
<i>♪ Through the back door</i>

575
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,749
<i>♪ Through the back door</i>

576
00:40:40,087 --> 00:40:41,889
Puggies!

577
00:40:44,726 --> 00:40:45,960
Where's your brother?

578
00:40:45,961 --> 00:40:48,562
<i>It's just</i>
<i>so weird being back.</i>

579
00:40:48,563 --> 00:40:51,431
<i>It just doesn't feel</i>
<i>like my house anymore.</i>

580
00:41:18,492 --> 00:41:19,593
<i>At this stage,</i>

581
00:41:19,594 --> 00:41:21,295
<i>you have the script</i>
<i>that you wrote</i>

582
00:41:21,296 --> 00:41:22,763
<i>and the film that you shot,</i>

583
00:41:22,764 --> 00:41:24,832
<i>but you don't know how</i>
<i>it's gonna come together.</i>

584
00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:26,866
You just know how
you want it to feel.

585
00:41:39,046 --> 00:41:40,314
<i>Be careful.</i>

586
00:41:40,315 --> 00:41:42,715
<i>Understand?</i>
<i>You have to use big girl hands.</i>

587
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,752
<i>You want to see</i>
<i>where we were today?</i>

588
00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:48,587
<i>Okay, hit play.</i>
<i>This button.</i>

589
00:41:49,489 --> 00:41:51,525
<i>Look!</i>

590
00:41:51,526 --> 00:41:55,296
<i>There's you</i>
<i>and there's Daddy.</i>

591
00:41:55,297 --> 00:41:57,830
<i>Oh, a little movie star, huh?</i>

592
00:42:01,836 --> 00:42:04,904
<i>Oh, he'll be back soon.</i>
<i>Don't you worry.</i>

593
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,744
I don't know if we
need the cold open.

594
00:42:10,745 --> 00:42:13,747
I think we want to get
right to the story.

595
00:42:13,748 --> 00:42:17,117
- The story's so strong.
- Excuse me?

596
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:19,019
Is there any way we
could be more clear

597
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:21,155
about why Mary's so freaked
out at that moment?

598
00:42:21,156 --> 00:42:26,760
Wow... I think it's
pretty obvious and dramatic.

599
00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:28,963
It is, it's dramatic,
but, you know,

600
00:42:28,964 --> 00:42:30,898
that's Roger's
big thing this season,

601
00:42:30,899 --> 00:42:32,833
is never let
the audience be confused.

602
00:42:32,834 --> 00:42:36,603
Oh, my God, that's just
a huge thing to remove.

603
00:42:36,604 --> 00:42:39,340
No, it's just, you know,
let's see it without it.

604
00:42:39,341 --> 00:42:42,743
Humor. You know, life is full of
funny little strange moments.

605
00:42:42,744 --> 00:42:46,280
I'm just wondering if there could
be, like, not a belly laugh...

606
00:42:46,281 --> 00:42:47,948
I invited Susan to see a rough cut

607
00:42:47,949 --> 00:42:49,350
because I trust her taste.

608
00:42:49,351 --> 00:42:50,851
More importantly,

609
00:42:50,852 --> 00:42:53,620
I trust her as a barometer
of Roger's taste.

610
00:42:53,621 --> 00:42:55,521
to give the audience a little...

611
00:42:57,758 --> 00:43:00,094
Uh, yeah, I mean...

612
00:43:00,095 --> 00:43:02,829
<i>Unfortunately,</i>
<i>in this process,</i>

613
00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:05,065
it comes down to the decision
of one person,

614
00:43:05,066 --> 00:43:06,466
and that person's Roger.

615
00:43:06,467 --> 00:43:08,468
<i>I was thinking</i>
<i>we could all go down</i>

616
00:43:08,469 --> 00:43:10,637
<i>to El Cholo</i>
<i>for dinner tonight.</i>

617
00:43:10,638 --> 00:43:13,607
<i>How do you feel about</i>
<i>some blue corn enchiladas?</i>

618
00:43:13,608 --> 00:43:15,808
<i>Should we ask Daddy</i>
<i>when he gets back?</i>

619
00:43:18,312 --> 00:43:20,379
<i>He's not coming back.</i>

620
00:43:21,648 --> 00:43:23,550
Okay, stop.

621
00:43:23,551 --> 00:43:25,852
We just need to slip
a wild line for you

622
00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,087
over the shot of Noelle.

623
00:43:27,088 --> 00:43:28,155
What's the line?

624
00:43:28,156 --> 00:43:29,223
"How could you."

625
00:43:29,224 --> 00:43:32,192
- How could you.
- How could you.

626
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,661
It sounds like kosher
drug paraphernalia.

627
00:43:34,662 --> 00:43:35,729
"Hey, Schmuley!

628
00:43:35,730 --> 00:43:37,764
Have a hook on the Hookajew."

629
00:43:37,765 --> 00:43:40,833
I know. It's just
for the test screening.

630
00:43:42,836 --> 00:43:44,939
They really think
people won't get it?

631
00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:46,972
The dumb people might not.

632
00:43:47,874 --> 00:43:49,343
I didn't think we were making

633
00:43:49,344 --> 00:43:50,677
the show for dumb people.

634
00:43:50,678 --> 00:43:52,246
Yeah.

635
00:43:52,247 --> 00:43:53,580
<i>He's not coming back.</i>

636
00:43:55,683 --> 00:43:57,151
How could you?

637
00:43:57,152 --> 00:43:58,917
How could you?!

638
00:43:59,786 --> 00:44:01,088
How could you.

639
00:44:01,089 --> 00:44:02,688
How could you.

640
00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:04,691
How <i>could</i> you...?

641
00:44:04,692 --> 00:44:06,660
- One more.
- How could you?

642
00:44:06,661 --> 00:44:07,727
Cut. Perfect.

643
00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:09,096
I feel so dirty.

644
00:44:09,097 --> 00:44:10,431
That's how I like it.

645
00:44:10,432 --> 00:44:12,466
Uh!

646
00:44:12,467 --> 00:44:13,832
I like that one.

647
00:44:17,254 --> 00:44:19,189
I want to thank you all
very much for coming.

648
00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:22,592
The show is "Knowing."
It's a brand-new pilot.

649
00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:24,028
Here, in this audience today,

650
00:44:24,029 --> 00:44:26,096
you are the very first
people to see it,

651
00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:28,432
and after it's over,
I will come back here

652
00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:30,901
and we'll all fill out a
comment card on our thoughts.

653
00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:32,935
That being said, enjoy the show.

654
00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:49,653
Please take as much time
as you like.

655
00:44:49,654 --> 00:44:51,355
There's no rush
with this whatsoever.

656
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:52,622
When you are finished,

657
00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:55,325
we're gonna break
into two separate groups...

658
00:44:55,326 --> 00:44:58,026
men and women...
and then we'll discuss.

659
00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:02,399
One of the most important
things in any new show

660
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,701
is how you feel
about the characters.

661
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:07,171
If you like the characters,

662
00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:09,306
you're more likely
to tune in next week.

663
00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:11,275
Let's find out about
these characters.

664
00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:13,210
<i>Show of hands...</i>
<i>how many of you liked</i>

665
00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:15,079
<i>the character of Gabriel?</i>

666
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,847
<i>One, two, three,</i>
<i>four, five, six.</i>

667
00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:19,516
<i>How 'bout Mary?</i>

668
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:22,286
<i>One, two, three, four.</i>

669
00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:23,486
<i>Noelle?</i>

670
00:45:24,821 --> 00:45:27,157
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.

671
00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:28,358
So, it's everybody.

672
00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:29,558
Sierra?

673
00:45:30,427 --> 00:45:33,029
<i>One, two, three, four. Ah.</i>

674
00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:34,898
That's it?

675
00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:37,534
<i>Is there anything confusing</i>
<i>in the storyline</i>

676
00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:39,769
<i>that's not resolved for you?</i>

677
00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:41,905
Look at this guy.
This guy hasn't budged.

678
00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:42,973
His eyes are shut.

679
00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:44,774
That's helpful.
Thank you.

680
00:45:44,775 --> 00:45:46,910
I hate it in movies
and TV shows when they

681
00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:49,546
leave the car windows down
when they totally wouldn't.

682
00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:52,249
- So they can see the camera?
- What's the difference.

683
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,584
Want to see the camera?

684
00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:55,852
<i>Was this an issue</i>
<i>for anybody else?</i>

685
00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:57,787
One.

686
00:45:57,788 --> 00:45:59,289
Any other confusions?

687
00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:02,792
Yeah. Was the little girl deaf
or was she just mute?

688
00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:04,495
Oh!

689
00:46:04,496 --> 00:46:07,464
Is the little girl deaf or
mute... is she deaf or mute?

690
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,233
I'm saying what would
you say to him?

691
00:46:09,234 --> 00:46:10,734
I'm not saying I don't know.

692
00:46:10,735 --> 00:46:14,271
Come on. We're not signing
to her, she's signing to us.

693
00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:15,672
We're just speaking to her,

694
00:46:15,673 --> 00:46:17,341
and she seems
to understand it.

695
00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:19,276
I thought that was quite clear.

696
00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:20,876
That guy's staring at me.

697
00:46:22,078 --> 00:46:23,946
He can't see you.

698
00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,784
God, he's staring at me.

699
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:30,018
I just waved,
and he nodded his head.

700
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:35,524
He can't see you.
Can't see us.

701
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:40,164
Susan, he's looking right at me.

702
00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:41,598
You didn't raise your hand

703
00:46:41,599 --> 00:46:43,233
to any questions.
Any thoughts?

704
00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:44,268
It's not real.

705
00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:45,269
What does that mean?

706
00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:46,336
The show's not real.

707
00:46:46,337 --> 00:46:48,104
Why can't you see that?
Jesus!

708
00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:50,073
What, are you fucking blind?!

709
00:46:50,074 --> 00:46:52,242
<i>You think you're</i>
<i>above this, don't you?</i>

710
00:46:52,243 --> 00:46:55,345
<i>You are trapped here</i>
<i>with the rest of us, brother.</i>

711
00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:57,514
<i>Get out. Get out!</i>

712
00:46:57,515 --> 00:46:59,582
<i>Oblivio accebit!</i>

713
00:47:08,058 --> 00:47:09,792
Oh, my God.

714
00:47:10,827 --> 00:47:12,128
You okay?

715
00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:13,896
Yeah, but what was that?

716
00:47:15,232 --> 00:47:17,534
Oh, my God.

717
00:47:17,535 --> 00:47:18,435
I don't know.

718
00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:20,837
The guy was crazy,
clearly, I just...

719
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,706
I mean, the show's
a little bit twisted,

720
00:47:22,707 --> 00:47:24,974
so maybe it flipped something
in him, I don't know.

721
00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:26,577
What did he say?

722
00:47:26,578 --> 00:47:30,547
He said, <i>"Oblivio accebit."</i>

723
00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:33,916
It's Latin, "oblivion approaches."

724
00:47:34,818 --> 00:47:36,220
What does that mean?

725
00:47:36,221 --> 00:47:39,556
Other than the world
is coming to an end?

726
00:47:39,557 --> 00:47:42,492
<i>"Oblivio"</i> can also
mean, uh, forgetting.

727
00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:44,159
Forgetfulness.

728
00:47:47,765 --> 00:47:49,600
But I think that's
what I'm gonna do.

729
00:47:49,601 --> 00:47:51,301
Forget it.

730
00:47:51,302 --> 00:47:53,870
<i>He was a terrible comedian
and his mom ran the Improv.</i>

731
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,339
<i>Oh, my God,</i>
<i>Pauly Shore.</i>

732
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:57,040
You're not helping me at all!

733
00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:03,780
Designer that was unfortunately
killed in Miami outside of his house.

734
00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:04,981
Gianni Versace!

735
00:48:05,983 --> 00:48:07,484
One word for both of them.

736
00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:09,453
Br-Brangelina.

737
00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,355
Oh, uh...

738
00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:13,956
This is a hard one,
and I don't know how to do it.

739
00:48:15,592 --> 00:48:18,194
You're giving...
you and I should switch,

740
00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:20,597
because that's... you're...

741
00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:26,870
three weeks later.
I remember that.

742
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:36,045
Did you have a chance to
look at those cards yet?

743
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:37,881
From the screening?

744
00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:40,717
Pardon me. Ooh!

745
00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:43,353
- Daddy needs a drink.
- Help yourself then.

746
00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:45,188
Hey, woman!
Where's my drink?

747
00:48:45,189 --> 00:48:47,391
I'm-a comin'!

748
00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:49,326
But I still love you most.

749
00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:51,395
People will write
things on those cards

750
00:48:51,396 --> 00:48:53,297
that they won't say
in a focus group.

751
00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:54,964
They get more specific.

752
00:48:54,965 --> 00:48:57,734
Roger says, you know,
forget about the people

753
00:48:57,735 --> 00:48:59,736
who score you
in the twos and threes,

754
00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:01,838
because they're never
gonna like your show.

755
00:49:01,839 --> 00:49:04,240
Instead, look for the nines.

756
00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:05,742
The nines.

757
00:49:05,743 --> 00:49:08,077
They're the ones
who think your show

758
00:49:08,078 --> 00:49:10,314
is almost the best thing
they've ever seen.

759
00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:11,381
They get your vision,

760
00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,350
they just want it to be better.

761
00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:16,286
Round two is
starting without you!

762
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:19,323
- You gonna look at those cards?
- Absolutely.

763
00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:20,455
- Yeah?
- Yep.

764
00:49:40,677 --> 00:49:42,546
Sometimes the numbers
point things out

765
00:49:42,547 --> 00:49:44,681
that you didn't want
to admit to yourself,

766
00:49:44,682 --> 00:49:46,850
and in this case, it's Melissa.

767
00:49:46,851 --> 00:49:48,719
Well, her overall scores were okay,

768
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,788
but if you look at the people
who scored the show the highest,

769
00:49:51,789 --> 00:49:54,825
the one consistent dip was Melissa.

770
00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:57,327
There's some sort
of subtle undertones

771
00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:59,295
of negativity there.

772
00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:00,997
Well, Gavin, the show is testing

773
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,466
very well in the Midwest,

774
00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:04,234
but it's not doing well
in the urban areas,

775
00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:06,770
and it's not doing well with men.

776
00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,204
We've got a major problem,

777
00:50:08,205 --> 00:50:09,239
and I really need you

778
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,707
to think about this with me.

779
00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:12,909
It's Melissa,

780
00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:14,845
and it's just what I
thought it was gonna be.

781
00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:16,980
If you'd read the cards,
you'd understand.

782
00:50:16,981 --> 00:50:19,549
I read some of the cards, but I
don't believe in that stuff.

783
00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:23,319
I don't believe you can let
these armchair quarterbacks...

784
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,154
They're not connecting to Melissa.

785
00:50:25,155 --> 00:50:26,723
And I love her.
She's so strong.

786
00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:28,392
I am with you
on the fact that she is

787
00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:29,760
not your traditional lead

788
00:50:29,761 --> 00:50:31,327
of a network television show.

789
00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:33,229
She doesn't have a ton
to do in the pilot.

790
00:50:33,230 --> 00:50:34,765
There's so much to set it up.

791
00:50:34,766 --> 00:50:37,100
That's one of the challenges
of the premise pilot.

792
00:50:37,101 --> 00:50:38,968
But the network
still likes the show.

793
00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:40,804
Roger is your biggest cheerleader.

794
00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:42,272
Okay, how about above Roger?

795
00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:44,040
Roger's calling the shots on this.

796
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,076
But we all know that Roger
consults with the "higher powers."

797
00:50:47,077 --> 00:50:49,012
- That is true.
- They tell him what to do.

798
00:50:49,013 --> 00:50:51,581
- I'm wondering if they liked the show.
- They haven't seen it.

799
00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:54,083
They're gonna watch all
of the pilots on Friday.

800
00:50:54,084 --> 00:50:55,685
That's what I'm trying to tell you.

801
00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:57,487
I want to have...

802
00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:58,955
something to present to them...

803
00:50:58,956 --> 00:51:00,689
Why are you focusing on Melissa?

804
00:51:02,025 --> 00:51:03,627
She's our biggest concern.

805
00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:05,595
She's also the biggest
star on the show.

806
00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:06,663
No, no, no.

807
00:51:06,664 --> 00:51:08,131
You are the biggest star.

808
00:51:08,132 --> 00:51:09,800
Roger has a huge deal with you,

809
00:51:09,801 --> 00:51:11,701
and he went along
with casting Melissa

810
00:51:11,702 --> 00:51:13,369
when it was against his instinct.

811
00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:14,471
Hooray for Roger.

812
00:51:14,472 --> 00:51:17,340
I don't understand
what you want me to do.

813
00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:18,641
Meet with someone.

814
00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:22,479
- Who?
- Dahlia Salem.

815
00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:25,081
I know you like her.

816
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:27,517
Oh, God.
Are you kidding me?

817
00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:29,820
The network has a huge
holding deal with her.

818
00:51:29,821 --> 00:51:32,522
Yes, and they put her
in Gatins' pilot.

819
00:51:32,523 --> 00:51:35,124
That's dead.
I mean, it's dying.

820
00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,461
But the network, they love Dahlia,

821
00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:39,663
so if she could just
jump into your show...

822
00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:40,997
Just jump over to my show?

823
00:51:40,998 --> 00:51:42,566
There's no such thing...

824
00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:44,367
there's re-shooting the pilot,

825
00:51:44,368 --> 00:51:47,003
and I brought this up
months and months ago.

826
00:51:47,004 --> 00:51:49,005
You guys kept pushing
other people on me,

827
00:51:49,006 --> 00:51:51,675
and I kept saying Melissa,
Melissa, Melissa.

828
00:51:51,676 --> 00:51:53,276
You kept pushing Melissa on us,

829
00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:54,644
and now we have a problem.

830
00:51:54,645 --> 00:51:55,645
You're very lucky

831
00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:57,246
in that Roger will pay for this.

832
00:51:57,247 --> 00:51:58,715
Roger is willing
to re-shoot

833
00:51:58,716 --> 00:52:01,083
this entire fucking thing.

834
00:52:02,819 --> 00:52:04,486
Is this really about Melissa?

835
00:52:06,189 --> 00:52:11,060
This is about getting your
show on the air, right?

836
00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:12,662
I need you to focus on that.

837
00:52:12,663 --> 00:52:14,629
In the end, that's
all that matters.

838
00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:18,300
That's my job.

839
00:52:19,235 --> 00:52:21,204
- Hey, hi.
- Hi.

840
00:52:21,205 --> 00:52:23,773
- Well, nice to...
- Thank you for doing this.

841
00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:26,476
I've been looking forward
to this, actually.

842
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:28,879
- I have a question:
- Yes?

843
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,680
Is it "Dalia" or "Dahlia"?

844
00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:32,682
Thank you for asking.
It's "Dalia."

845
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:34,117
- Dalia. I knew it!
- You did?

846
00:52:34,118 --> 00:52:36,085
I contested this
with someone earlier.

847
00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:37,186
Well, good.

848
00:52:37,187 --> 00:52:38,421
We have the same birthday.

849
00:52:38,422 --> 00:52:39,623
I looked you up on the IMDb.

850
00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:41,324
I wanted to see everything you...
What?

851
00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:42,626
Yes, we have the same birthday!

852
00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:44,293
Same year, same day, everything.

853
00:52:44,294 --> 00:52:46,229
- Are you kidding me?
- I'm not kidding you.

854
00:52:46,230 --> 00:52:48,164
- Isn't that cool?
- That's insane.

855
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,534
- Yeah, November 21st.
- Oh, my God.

856
00:52:50,535 --> 00:52:53,537
So you're completely
and utterly crazy, too!

857
00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:55,171
She works more than me!

858
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,840
That's the thing that's killing me,

859
00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:59,709
because she gave up
<i>Gilmore Girls</i> to do this show.

860
00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,310
She's a very strong character,

861
00:53:01,311 --> 00:53:03,446
and I'm attracted to strong roles.

862
00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:06,215
Yeah, I'm hoping
to fill her out even more,

863
00:53:06,216 --> 00:53:07,651
and obviously collaborate

864
00:53:07,652 --> 00:53:10,554
with the person that's playing her.

865
00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:13,489
<i>I mean, I see why</i>
<i>the network loves her.</i>

866
00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:15,892
<i>She's adorable,</i>
<i>but it's just that in my head,</i>

867
00:53:15,893 --> 00:53:18,028
<i>you know, I wrote</i>
<i>the role for Melissa.</i>

868
00:53:18,029 --> 00:53:19,495
<i>She's one</i>
<i>of my best friends,</i>

869
00:53:19,496 --> 00:53:21,631
<i>and I can only imagine</i>
<i>it with her.</i>

870
00:53:21,632 --> 00:53:23,165
Could Dahlia do it?

871
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,703
Absolutely.
She's terrific.

872
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:29,471
It could work, I just don't
know if I want it to work.

873
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,543
<i>When I get stressed out,</i>
<i>I play videogames.</i>

874
00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:34,711
<i>It's my therapy.</i>

875
00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,479
<i>Can't have them</i>
<i>on my computer at home</i>

876
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,582
<i>'cause then I'd never write,</i>
<i>so I come to Koreatown.</i>

877
00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:40,416
<i>I mean, I love these games</i>
<i>that you can kind of...</i>

878
00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:42,185
<i>lose yourself</i>
<i>a little bit in them.</i>

879
00:53:42,186 --> 00:53:43,887
<i>I love that it's</i>
<i>a different world</i>

880
00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:45,722
<i>that's existing</i>
<i>at the same time.</i>

881
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:47,323
<i>They're better</i>
<i>than real life,</i>

882
00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:51,394
because when you get stuck,
you can always hit "reset."

883
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:54,464
That's what life needs.
Needs a reset button.

884
00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:56,665
I have to let Melissa go.

885
00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:01,304
What happens if
you don't let Melissa go?

886
00:54:01,305 --> 00:54:03,205
If I don't let Melissa go?
Um...

887
00:54:04,107 --> 00:54:07,811
Well...

888
00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:09,778
My world ends, so...

889
00:54:10,647 --> 00:54:12,616
I can't let that happen.

890
00:54:12,617 --> 00:54:14,117
<i>If we're gonna</i>
<i>replace Melissa,</i>

891
00:54:14,118 --> 00:54:15,485
<i>I want to hear it</i>
<i>from Roger.</i>

892
00:54:15,486 --> 00:54:16,920
Roger's on a plane to London,

893
00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:18,755
but I talked with him
before he left,

894
00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:20,056
and he said yes on Dahlia.

895
00:54:20,057 --> 00:54:21,725
<i>What does that mean?</i>

896
00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:23,760
<i>It means yes.</i>

897
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,294
Yes, replace Melissa?

898
00:54:25,295 --> 00:54:29,465
Roger wants your show
on the air starring Dahlia,

899
00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:30,900
and I just got off the phone

900
00:54:30,901 --> 00:54:33,236
with her agents, and they love it,

901
00:54:33,237 --> 00:54:34,537
<i>and she loves, loves you.</i>

902
00:54:34,538 --> 00:54:35,605
What about Melissa?

903
00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:38,642
<i>You want me</i>
<i>to call her agents?</i>

904
00:54:38,643 --> 00:54:40,309
Oh, God, no.
No, I'll tell her.

905
00:54:52,055 --> 00:54:59,362
<i>♪ As long as he needs me</i>

906
00:54:59,363 --> 00:55:02,666
<i>♪ I know where I must be</i>

907
00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:07,137
<i>I am trying to get</i>
<i>my one-woman show together</i>

908
00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:08,638
<i>that I'm trying</i>
<i>to squeeze in</i>

909
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,339
<i>between the pilot</i>
<i>and the series.</i>

910
00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:12,175
When you add that cry to the voice:

911
00:55:12,176 --> 00:55:14,443
<i>♪ As long as...</i>

912
00:55:14,444 --> 00:55:16,012
Oh!

913
00:55:17,782 --> 00:55:21,017
<i>I've always been kind of</i>
<i>obsessed with nuns.</i>

914
00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:24,253
<i>You know, they're kind of</i>
<i>like God's fag-hags, so...</i>

915
00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:26,723
I went to private
Catholic schools for 12 years,

916
00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:29,691
so I have a lot of... nuns.

917
00:55:31,127 --> 00:55:34,230
I'm sorry.
I swear, I don't usually...

918
00:55:34,231 --> 00:55:36,666
I'm sorry, I'm sorry... ooh!

919
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,534
I have to take this. I'm so sorry.

920
00:55:38,535 --> 00:55:41,637
Yeah, I guess we still mean it.

921
00:55:41,638 --> 00:55:44,007
They accepted our offer.

922
00:55:44,008 --> 00:55:45,809
All right, we will call you back.

923
00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:47,677
Thank you.
No, no, no, it's good.

924
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,644
I know I sound nervous.
Okay, bye.

925
00:55:51,214 --> 00:55:53,016
I think we just bought a house.

926
00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:54,818
Pretty good. Pretty good, right?

927
00:55:54,819 --> 00:55:55,885
That's good.

928
00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:57,520
- Right?
- Yeah, I'm sorry.

929
00:55:57,521 --> 00:56:00,356
Go to take a phone call...
we just bought a house!

930
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:03,659
<i>Well, I think that the show</i>
<i>that Gavin wrote for her</i>

931
00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:05,361
<i>could be a really big</i>
<i>deal for her,</i>

932
00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:08,064
<i>'cause she's been more</i>
<i>of a supporting character,</i>

933
00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:10,867
and now she's right in the thick.

934
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,335
So, it's exciting.

935
00:56:12,336 --> 00:56:14,370
She's really excited,
a little nervous.

936
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:17,473
<i>♪ Then you will know</i>

937
00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:20,744
<i>♪ If someone needs you</i>

938
00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:24,112
<i>♪ You love them so</i>

939
00:56:25,348 --> 00:56:28,051
<i>♪ I won't... ♪</i>

940
00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,953
Boing!

941
00:56:29,954 --> 00:56:34,590
<i>♪ Betray his trust</i>

942
00:56:34,591 --> 00:56:39,294
<i>♪ Though people say I must ♪</i>

943
00:56:40,329 --> 00:56:45,000
<i>♪ I've got</i>
<i>to stay true to... ♪</i>

944
00:56:46,702 --> 00:56:53,708
<i>♪ As long as he needs me ♪</i>

945
00:56:59,348 --> 00:57:04,552
<i>♪ The people</i>
<i>are more every day ♪</i>

946
00:57:06,622 --> 00:57:08,825
Then he's like,
"I'm straight, remember?"

947
00:57:08,826 --> 00:57:11,194
Suddenly stricken with
some sort of gay panic.

948
00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:12,796
"I'm your straight husband."

949
00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:15,999
- You can throw color swatches at me.
- I know. Oh, I will.

950
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,268
I think my house is haunted.

951
00:57:19,270 --> 00:57:21,404
Well, your house is really old.

952
00:57:21,405 --> 00:57:22,538
Ever since I got back,

953
00:57:22,539 --> 00:57:24,274
I just, I feel like there's...

954
00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:26,342
I feel like there's
someone else there,

955
00:57:26,343 --> 00:57:27,610
and then last night,

956
00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:29,512
I thought I heard something,

957
00:57:29,513 --> 00:57:31,279
like, a woman singing.

958
00:57:32,415 --> 00:57:36,019
- What? Like a ghost?
- I guess. I don't know.

959
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:37,586
Then I saw something.

960
00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:39,388
I actually ran into someone.

961
00:57:39,389 --> 00:57:41,623
I mean, I saw...

962
00:57:43,326 --> 00:57:45,327
Was it the singing ghost?

963
00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,064
- It was a man.
- Oh!

964
00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:49,464
I think it was me.

965
00:57:50,533 --> 00:57:53,236
What? Your house
is haunted by yourself?

966
00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:55,104
Dun-dun!

967
00:57:55,105 --> 00:57:57,339
Yeah, well...

968
00:57:58,741 --> 00:58:01,811
I don't... I mean, I'm like...

969
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,813
having a nervous
breakdown or something.

970
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,614
I'm literally so
focused on this show

971
00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:07,984
that I feel like I'm
living inside of the show.

972
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:10,119
I can't tell where
it ends and I begin,

973
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,322
and I'm having
conversations with people,

974
00:58:12,323 --> 00:58:14,991
and I'm ten feet outside of
my body and looking down.

975
00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:17,593
There I am, having this
conversation with somebody,

976
00:58:17,594 --> 00:58:20,195
and I'm just observing it,
you know.

977
00:58:21,097 --> 00:58:23,465
Just, I don't feel good.

978
00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:28,136
You're just stressed, right?

979
00:58:29,805 --> 00:58:32,342
The network wants to replace you.

980
00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:33,942
Oh, my God.

981
00:58:38,447 --> 00:58:40,383
And I'm letting them,

982
00:58:40,384 --> 00:58:45,154
because I really want
this show on the air.

983
00:58:45,155 --> 00:58:47,390
I have all these
characters inside my head,

984
00:58:47,391 --> 00:58:49,725
and they wanna live,
and I'm the only way...

985
00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:53,462
This is the only way that they can.

986
00:58:53,463 --> 00:58:56,499
- I have five seasons mapped out.
- Oh, five?

987
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:59,602
And, uh...
well, it sucks.

988
00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:01,604
Either you go away
or the show goes,

989
00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:03,739
and I had to make a decision,

990
00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:06,509
and that's the
decision that I made.

991
00:59:06,510 --> 00:59:09,811
And I am so sorry.

992
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,549
I understand.

993
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:17,553
I mean, it's
not <i>your</i> fault, right?

994
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:20,223
I mean, it couldn't
be <i>your</i> fault.

995
00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:24,360
You are morally incapable
of doing the right thing.

996
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:26,294
- I don't...
- Right? Don't do that.

997
00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:28,364
Don't get me wrong.

998
00:59:28,365 --> 00:59:30,133
I think you do feel bad for me.

999
00:59:30,134 --> 00:59:32,635
That's all I think you feel for me.

1000
00:59:32,636 --> 00:59:34,404
Okay, I am still the fat girl

1001
00:59:34,405 --> 00:59:35,972
you call on Friday nights

1002
00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:37,506
when your date falls through.

1003
00:59:37,507 --> 00:59:39,208
"Hey, let's go see a movie!"

1004
00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:41,510
"Let's go to Fubar."

1005
00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:44,147
"Then when I pick up a hot
piece of ass, I'll drop you,

1006
00:59:44,148 --> 00:59:46,316
and that's okay...
don't worry about Melissa.

1007
00:59:46,317 --> 00:59:48,985
I mean, you can call her
tomorrow and apologize, or not."

1008
00:59:48,986 --> 00:59:52,455
It doesn't really matter 'cause we're
not actually friends, are we, Gavin?

1009
00:59:52,456 --> 00:59:55,224
- That's just not true.
- Isn't it, really?

1010
00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:57,760
I prefer to not do
this on camera, okay?

1011
00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:59,895
- Is this not a good idea?
- Please lower your voice.

1012
00:59:59,896 --> 01:00:02,098
I'm not gonna lower my voice.
Is that embarrassing?

1013
01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:03,599
You can't control this one.

1014
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,701
Your little puppets
are off their strings,

1015
01:00:05,702 --> 01:00:08,371
running around saying shit
that you didn't write.

1016
01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:11,140
Well, this is reality, and it
scares the shit out of you.

1017
01:00:11,141 --> 01:00:12,908
Reality scares me?
Does it really?

1018
01:00:12,909 --> 01:00:14,110
I'm gonna tell you,

1019
01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:15,878
you wouldn't be here
if it wasn't for me.

1020
01:00:15,879 --> 01:00:17,280
I gave you your first few roles

1021
01:00:17,281 --> 01:00:18,982
and your career as
a result of that.

1022
01:00:18,983 --> 01:00:20,249
That's reality, Melissa.

1023
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:23,819
Thank you for finally
playing that fucking card,

1024
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:25,989
the "I invented
Melissa McCarthy" card.

1025
01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:28,091
I bought a house, Gavin!

1026
01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:31,627
I bought a house 'cause
of what we talked about.

1027
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:34,430
Fuck you, and don't ever
fucking pity me again.

1028
01:00:34,431 --> 01:00:37,033
<i>♪ Sugar town</i>

1029
01:00:37,034 --> 01:00:39,202
<i>♪ That's where I wanna be ♪</i>

1030
01:00:39,203 --> 01:00:42,105
<i>♪ Sugar town</i>

1031
01:00:42,106 --> 01:00:45,373
<i>♪ That's where I wanna be ♪</i>

1032
01:00:48,444 --> 01:00:49,711
Cut, please.

1033
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,880
Please.

1034
01:01:01,559 --> 01:01:03,726
Upfronts is the week each year

1035
01:01:03,727 --> 01:01:05,028
when the networks present

1036
01:01:05,029 --> 01:01:07,163
their fall schedule
to the advertisers.

1037
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:09,198
It's a very important event for us,

1038
01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:11,668
and the weeks preceding it
are pretty stressful

1039
01:01:11,669 --> 01:01:13,469
because the schedule is a secret

1040
01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:14,837
right up until it's announced.

1041
01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:17,106
"Upfronts" is a complete oxymoron

1042
01:01:17,107 --> 01:01:20,944
because nobody's
remotely honest, so it's...

1043
01:01:20,945 --> 01:01:23,279
It's really a show
for the advertisers

1044
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,747
to get them really jazzed up

1045
01:01:24,748 --> 01:01:27,149
about the new product for the fall.

1046
01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:29,251
"Here's our new shit.
Like it?"

1047
01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:31,654
<i>There's lots of upsides...</i>
<i>you're in New York.</i>

1048
01:01:31,655 --> 01:01:34,455
<i>Any time you're in New
York City is a good time.</i>

1049
01:01:36,659 --> 01:01:38,861
So, have you
heard from Susan?

1050
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:42,164
No, I've not heard
from Susan as of yet.

1051
01:01:42,165 --> 01:01:45,568
I left her four or five messages

1052
01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:48,104
telling her what
went down with Melissa,

1053
01:01:48,105 --> 01:01:49,405
and that I let her go,

1054
01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:51,741
and that I met
with Dahlia...

1055
01:01:51,742 --> 01:01:54,844
and I've not yet
heard back from her.

1056
01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:56,779
<i>I feel bad about</i>
<i>what happened with Melissa,</i>

1057
01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:59,248
<i>but it's a two-way street</i>
<i>and I'm a little angry, too.</i>

1058
01:01:59,249 --> 01:02:01,417
<i>We've been friends</i>
<i>for years.</i>

1059
01:02:01,418 --> 01:02:04,085
<i>I think we'll be</i>
<i>friends again.</i>

1060
01:02:05,554 --> 01:02:07,289
<i>We'll move on.</i>

1061
01:02:07,290 --> 01:02:10,259
Ice cold water, ice cold water.

1062
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:12,361
Only one dollar.

1063
01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:16,231
I was 12 when we got in this car.

1064
01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:20,503
<i>I've not yet heard</i>
<i>from Susan.</i>

1065
01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:23,038
<i>Got off the plane,</i>
<i>checked messages, nothing.</i>

1066
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,742
I suppose that we have a...

1067
01:02:28,978 --> 01:02:31,347
I suppose we have
a reciprocal relationship,

1068
01:02:31,348 --> 01:02:32,982
my show and your show.

1069
01:02:32,983 --> 01:02:35,818
That's the thing about reality
television, isn't it...

1070
01:02:35,819 --> 01:02:38,353
the worse it gets for me,
the better it is for you.

1071
01:02:41,124 --> 01:02:43,559
It certainly inspires
a newfound sympathy

1072
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,861
for my characters.

1073
01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:46,694
You know, I put them through hell.

1074
01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:51,500
I kill off their husbands
or throw them off cliffs.

1075
01:02:51,501 --> 01:02:53,268
I'm a cruel god...

1076
01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:56,973
all in the name of a good story

1077
01:02:56,974 --> 01:02:58,506
or compelling television.

1078
01:03:00,342 --> 01:03:02,611
What's funny is that
I'm a character in your show.

1079
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,313
I'm disposable.

1080
01:03:04,314 --> 01:03:06,448
<i>Kill off the hero.</i>

1081
01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:08,116
<i>No one will see it coming.</i>

1082
01:03:09,418 --> 01:03:11,287
<i>I dare you.</i>

1083
01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:17,860
I think I'm just tired, you know?

1084
01:03:17,861 --> 01:03:19,160
I'm just tired.

1085
01:03:25,569 --> 01:03:27,737
<i>It's just so surreal</i>
<i>being here.</i>

1086
01:03:27,738 --> 01:03:31,039
It's not at all how I imagined.

1087
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,541
Oh.

1088
01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:36,879
Hey, you!

1089
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:39,114
Hey, hi!

1090
01:03:39,115 --> 01:03:40,883
God, Gavin.

1091
01:03:40,884 --> 01:03:42,184
Get in here, get in here!

1092
01:03:42,185 --> 01:03:43,686
You're doing your show.

1093
01:03:43,687 --> 01:03:44,754
And so are you.

1094
01:03:44,755 --> 01:03:46,422
Welcome to reality television.

1095
01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:47,623
Did you just get in?

1096
01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:48,824
Just now.

1097
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:53,228
This whole last 24 hours
have been surreal.

1098
01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:55,396
Oh, right...
I just said that. Surreal.

1099
01:03:56,565 --> 01:03:58,701
- You're good?
- Yeah, great.

1100
01:03:58,702 --> 01:04:00,068
I wanted to call you, and...

1101
01:04:00,069 --> 01:04:01,804
Oh, yeah?
No, call anytime.

1102
01:04:01,805 --> 01:04:03,506
Seriously, I don't sleep, so...

1103
01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:07,743
I just felt really weird
about what happened.

1104
01:04:07,744 --> 01:04:09,712
It's just too bad.

1105
01:04:09,713 --> 01:04:11,046
What happened?

1106
01:04:11,047 --> 01:04:14,283
<i>So I just bumped</i>
<i>into Dahlia Salem,</i>

1107
01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:15,650
star of my show.

1108
01:04:17,152 --> 01:04:19,087
Okay, no, she tells me

1109
01:04:19,088 --> 01:04:22,391
that Gatins' show got picked up,

1110
01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:24,427
so, no, she won't
be starring in my show,

1111
01:04:24,428 --> 01:04:26,761
which makes me wonder
if my show even exists.

1112
01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:32,902
No, no, I left word for Roger,

1113
01:04:32,903 --> 01:04:34,269
and I left word for Susan, too.

1114
01:04:34,270 --> 01:04:36,704
It's like they dropped off
the face of the Earth.

1115
01:04:38,006 --> 01:04:40,142
Just call me
when you know something.

1116
01:04:48,684 --> 01:04:50,586
<i>At this moment,</i>
<i>I can't be certain</i>

1117
01:04:50,587 --> 01:04:53,155
<i>whether</i> Knowing <i>will end up</i>
<i>on the schedule at all.</i>

1118
01:04:53,156 --> 01:04:55,791
<i>As far as Gavin's concerned,</i>
<i>the show is on the air.</i>

1119
01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:57,626
You don't normally fly to New York

1120
01:04:57,627 --> 01:04:59,194
and find out at
the last fucking second

1121
01:04:59,195 --> 01:05:01,697
that your show's been pulled off the air.
Excuse me.

1122
01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:03,966
So what is
the situation right now?

1123
01:05:03,967 --> 01:05:07,670
I don't know. Right now, the
entire schedule is in flux,

1124
01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:08,938
and I get these missives

1125
01:05:08,939 --> 01:05:10,873
from Roger and the "higher powers,"

1126
01:05:10,874 --> 01:05:13,776
but you're not really sure
what they add up to.

1127
01:05:13,777 --> 01:05:14,844
What's up?

1128
01:05:14,845 --> 01:05:17,446
They flew you out here anyway, huh?

1129
01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:20,616
- I'll see you in...
- No, I mean...

1130
01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:22,651
It would've been great
if you'd extended

1131
01:05:22,652 --> 01:05:24,186
the common courtesy of a call.

1132
01:05:24,187 --> 01:05:25,888
This is the television business.

1133
01:05:25,889 --> 01:05:27,089
It's like high school.

1134
01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:28,824
I don't know what to tell you, man.

1135
01:05:28,825 --> 01:05:31,827
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry?

1136
01:05:31,828 --> 01:05:34,029
But I'm kind of not.
I want my show on the air,

1137
01:05:34,030 --> 01:05:36,331
just like you want
your show on the air.

1138
01:05:36,332 --> 01:05:39,535
It was shitty of you to go behind
my back after Dahlia, okay?

1139
01:05:39,536 --> 01:05:41,035
That was shitty.

1140
01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:46,375
And you fired Melissa
McCarthy without...

1141
01:05:46,376 --> 01:05:48,143
you didn't even have a backup.

1142
01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:50,345
Why would they pick up
your show without a star?

1143
01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:53,148
- The network wanted Dahlia.
- They wanted Dahlia in my show.

1144
01:05:53,149 --> 01:05:56,051
We tested before your show.
We tested through the roof.

1145
01:05:56,052 --> 01:05:58,786
You should see the numbers.
I'll show them to you.

1146
01:06:00,222 --> 01:06:03,959
- Really?
- Yeah. Who's your exec?

1147
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,561
Susan Howard.

1148
01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:07,930
Susan Howard.
She was there.

1149
01:06:07,931 --> 01:06:09,197
Ask her.

1150
01:06:09,198 --> 01:06:10,865
She would know.

1151
01:06:20,743 --> 01:06:22,578
Hey, I'm at the UTA party.

1152
01:06:22,579 --> 01:06:24,513
Did you hear about
Ricky's assistant?

1153
01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:26,015
She literally shat herself.

1154
01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:28,383
- No, I saw it!
- Hey!

1155
01:06:28,384 --> 01:06:30,384
I'll break your fucking finger!

1156
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:32,820
I'll call you back.

1157
01:06:37,993 --> 01:06:40,663
All right, let me explain
why I didn't call you back.

1158
01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:42,731
Roger wanted to talk
to you personally.

1159
01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:44,466
Bullshit. Bullshit.

1160
01:06:44,467 --> 01:06:46,435
We're only picking up two dramas.

1161
01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:49,972
- The rest is what, reality?
- You can go mid-season.

1162
01:06:49,973 --> 01:06:53,241
You can go to hell, okay?

1163
01:06:53,242 --> 01:06:54,610
All right.

1164
01:06:54,611 --> 01:06:57,345
I've been the only one here
trying to protect you...

1165
01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,782
Oh, God, don't start!
Protecting me from what?

1166
01:06:59,783 --> 01:07:02,517
From you? You're psychotic.
All I wanna know is why.

1167
01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:03,886
- You want a motive?
- I do.

1168
01:07:03,887 --> 01:07:06,221
This isn't <i>Crim9 Lab.</i>
Nobody got murdered.

1169
01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:07,621
My show did. Tell me why.

1170
01:07:10,292 --> 01:07:11,827
I had to get you away from her.

1171
01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:13,128
She was holding you back.

1172
01:07:13,129 --> 01:07:14,663
- You had to give her up.
- Melissa.

1173
01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:16,431
G, if she really mattered so much,

1174
01:07:16,432 --> 01:07:18,801
you couldn't have
betrayed her so easily.

1175
01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:21,904
Do you manipulate
everybody or am I special?

1176
01:07:21,905 --> 01:07:23,238
Are you the victim here?

1177
01:07:23,239 --> 01:07:25,941
The big creator can't stand
up to one little d-girl?

1178
01:07:25,942 --> 01:07:28,644
- It was your choice.
- Give me a break.

1179
01:07:28,645 --> 01:07:29,845
I didn't have a choice.

1180
01:07:29,846 --> 01:07:31,947
It was either Dahlia or no show.

1181
01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:34,016
That was the only thing...
oh, fuck you!

1182
01:07:34,017 --> 01:07:35,450
Fuck you!

1183
01:07:35,451 --> 01:07:37,886
Your dialogue used
to be a lot sharper.

1184
01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,854
Maybe Gatins could
give it a polish.

1185
01:07:48,697 --> 01:07:50,564
Is that all there is?

1186
01:07:52,501 --> 01:07:54,937
You feel like a man?

1187
01:07:54,938 --> 01:07:57,506
Because I'll tell you
a little secret.

1188
01:07:57,507 --> 01:07:59,473
You're not.

1189
01:08:15,824 --> 01:08:21,229
<i>♪ I'm here in silence ♪</i>

1190
01:08:21,230 --> 01:08:26,368
<i>♪ Walking</i>
<i>these trails alone ♪</i>

1191
01:08:26,369 --> 01:08:32,206
<i>♪ Waiting for a sparkle</i>
<i>from my mind ♪</i>

1192
01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:39,281
<i>♪ Tears coming home</i>

1193
01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:42,350
<i>♪ Two other lovers...</i>

1194
01:08:42,351 --> 01:08:43,418
Hey, look, my...

1195
01:08:43,419 --> 01:08:44,953
I don't wanna do this anymore.

1196
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,388
My show is not gonna happen,

1197
01:08:46,389 --> 01:08:48,057
so this show's over, done, gone,

1198
01:08:48,058 --> 01:08:49,491
good-bye, thank you very much.

1199
01:08:49,492 --> 01:08:51,825
I'm not gonna be
your fuckin' puppet!

1200
01:08:53,028 --> 01:08:55,330
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine.

1201
01:08:55,331 --> 01:08:57,733
Who you talkin' to?

1202
01:09:19,855 --> 01:09:21,688
Oh, God.

1203
01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:47,899
I can understand
why you're a little confused.

1204
01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:49,316
No, no.

1205
01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:52,587
I'm a lot confused.

1206
01:09:55,174 --> 01:09:56,574
Theories?

1207
01:09:57,576 --> 01:09:58,944
This is all a dream?

1208
01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,845
No.

1209
01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:04,650
I'm in a coma?

1210
01:10:04,651 --> 01:10:06,150
No.

1211
01:10:08,787 --> 01:10:10,456
Then I'm dead?

1212
01:10:10,457 --> 01:10:12,090
This is hell

1213
01:10:12,091 --> 01:10:15,294
or a purgatorium or something?

1214
01:10:15,295 --> 01:10:16,695
Okay, purgatorium

1215
01:10:16,696 --> 01:10:18,497
is where Romans vomited,

1216
01:10:18,498 --> 01:10:21,933
but no, this is as real

1217
01:10:21,934 --> 01:10:23,101
as anything can be.

1218
01:10:23,102 --> 01:10:25,003
What does that mean?

1219
01:10:25,004 --> 01:10:27,206
Everything is what it is,

1220
01:10:27,207 --> 01:10:30,808
but you're not who
you think you are.

1221
01:10:32,911 --> 01:10:35,780
Okay. Then who am I?

1222
01:10:37,550 --> 01:10:39,083
You are...

1223
01:10:40,952 --> 01:10:43,622
a multi-dimensional being

1224
01:10:43,623 --> 01:10:47,226
of vast, almost infinite power.

1225
01:10:47,227 --> 01:10:50,663
You, this body you're in,

1226
01:10:50,664 --> 01:10:53,832
it's just one of your incarnations,

1227
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,333
avatars, call you what you will.

1228
01:10:57,236 --> 01:10:59,705
Are you saying I'm God?

1229
01:10:59,706 --> 01:11:01,840
Technically, no.

1230
01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:04,276
If God is a ten,

1231
01:11:04,277 --> 01:11:06,645
a theoretical ultimate,

1232
01:11:06,646 --> 01:11:09,313
you're more of a nine.

1233
01:11:11,183 --> 01:11:12,316
What are you?

1234
01:11:13,219 --> 01:11:14,753
Humans are sevens.

1235
01:11:14,754 --> 01:11:16,320
Monkeys are sixes.

1236
01:11:17,656 --> 01:11:19,391
What are the eights?

1237
01:11:19,392 --> 01:11:20,826
Koalas.

1238
01:11:20,827 --> 01:11:22,027
They're telepathic,

1239
01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:24,330
plus they control the weather.

1240
01:11:24,331 --> 01:11:28,900
But, uh, the
important thing is you.

1241
01:11:28,901 --> 01:11:31,570
You created this world on a whim

1242
01:11:31,571 --> 01:11:33,472
and decided to stick around

1243
01:11:33,473 --> 01:11:35,974
to see how it turned out.

1244
01:11:35,975 --> 01:11:38,844
You can destroy the world
with a single thought.

1245
01:11:38,845 --> 01:11:41,780
Don't, incidentally.

1246
01:11:41,781 --> 01:11:44,383
Just file that away.

1247
01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:47,553
But... the truth is,

1248
01:11:47,554 --> 01:11:49,755
you hold all the cards.

1249
01:11:49,756 --> 01:11:52,391
When people pray,

1250
01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:53,892
they don't want this thing

1251
01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,227
or that thing.

1252
01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:56,295
They just...

1253
01:11:56,296 --> 01:11:58,463
They don't want to be forgotten.

1254
01:12:01,933 --> 01:12:05,904
So... you understand?

1255
01:12:05,905 --> 01:12:08,874
I mean, I would've
told you earlier,

1256
01:12:08,875 --> 01:12:09,975
but I didn't...

1257
01:12:09,976 --> 01:12:11,243
Yeah.

1258
01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:13,145
Okay?

1259
01:12:13,146 --> 01:12:14,779
I understand.

1260
01:12:17,983 --> 01:12:20,384
But I don't believe you.

1261
01:12:46,011 --> 01:12:49,013
Noelle, don't get too far ahead.

1262
01:12:52,151 --> 01:12:55,019
No! You had ice cream at lunch.

1263
01:12:56,588 --> 01:12:59,224
Evidently, frozen yogurt
doesn't count.

1264
01:12:59,225 --> 01:13:00,759
I'll make note.

1265
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:04,528
Oh! That's blazing speed
right there!

1266
01:13:08,101 --> 01:13:09,702
Did you hit it?

1267
01:13:09,703 --> 01:13:11,468
Shouldn't have to.

1268
01:13:20,679 --> 01:13:23,247
Honey, I think we left
the overhead light on.

1269
01:13:24,683 --> 01:13:27,786
Battery's dead.
At least the starter is.

1270
01:13:27,787 --> 01:13:30,689
- How do we, uh...?
- We call the service.

1271
01:13:30,690 --> 01:13:32,157
There's not much else we can do.

1272
01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:35,160
Just the little battery, right?
The big one's probably fine.

1273
01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:36,795
I guess.

1274
01:13:36,796 --> 01:13:39,231
We can't jump it from
one battery to another?

1275
01:13:39,232 --> 01:13:40,899
You cross over somehow?

1276
01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:43,035
Who do you think
you married, MacGyver?

1277
01:13:43,036 --> 01:13:45,836
Come on. Hold on.

1278
01:13:51,009 --> 01:13:52,677
- Are you getting a signal?
- No.

1279
01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:53,844
You?

1280
01:13:54,747 --> 01:13:56,414
Yes. One bar.

1281
01:13:56,415 --> 01:13:58,950
Yeah?
Here, hold that.

1282
01:14:02,755 --> 01:14:04,990
Don't worry.

1283
01:14:04,991 --> 01:14:06,792
Daddy's calling people to help us.

1284
01:14:06,793 --> 01:14:09,094
Minute you place a call,
the bar goes away.

1285
01:14:09,095 --> 01:14:10,528
Keep trying.

1286
01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:12,131
I'll keep trying, Mary,

1287
01:14:12,132 --> 01:14:13,832
but it's gonna keep happening.

1288
01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:15,699
What do you wanna do?

1289
01:14:17,002 --> 01:14:18,169
I don't know.

1290
01:14:20,139 --> 01:14:22,139
Maybe if you hold it up higher.

1291
01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:32,217
Okay, look, the problem
is that we're boxed in.

1292
01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:33,385
It's a canyon.

1293
01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:34,887
Where we came off the main road,

1294
01:14:34,888 --> 01:14:36,520
it was more open and higher, too.

1295
01:14:38,290 --> 01:14:41,558
- That's at least a mile.
- I can run that.

1296
01:14:42,694 --> 01:14:44,195
So, what, we stay here?

1297
01:14:47,232 --> 01:14:48,700
You okay with that?

1298
01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:51,703
I don't think we have
much of a choice, so...

1299
01:14:51,704 --> 01:14:54,705
- Yeah. Go.
- Okay.

1300
01:14:56,108 --> 01:14:58,376
Daddy's gonna get
a truck to help us out.

1301
01:14:58,377 --> 01:15:00,946
Take care of Mommy, okay?
All right.

1302
01:15:00,947 --> 01:15:02,380
Be right back.

1303
01:16:09,214 --> 01:16:12,217
Excuse me.

1304
01:16:12,218 --> 01:16:16,188
Hey, hi. Do you have a cell phone?

1305
01:16:16,189 --> 01:16:17,256
Oh, no, I don't.

1306
01:16:17,257 --> 01:16:18,656
There's no service up here.

1307
01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:20,625
Yeah, I'm finding that out.

1308
01:16:20,626 --> 01:16:22,861
You can usually get a signal down

1309
01:16:22,862 --> 01:16:24,829
at the ranger's station.

1310
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:25,898
- Okay.
- Yeah.

1311
01:16:25,899 --> 01:16:28,166
You just follow the road down.

1312
01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,435
It's probably... I don't know.
You got a car?

1313
01:16:30,436 --> 01:16:33,704
No, it's dead.
That's why I need a...

1314
01:16:34,572 --> 01:16:36,441
Are you headed back
to your car now?

1315
01:16:36,442 --> 01:16:39,977
If you could give me a ride
to a gas station, wherever?

1316
01:16:40,845 --> 01:16:43,315
Oh, uh...

1317
01:16:43,316 --> 01:16:46,351
Look, I'm not some
crazy Ted Bundy guy.

1318
01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:48,652
I'm not gonna rape
or kill you or anything.

1319
01:16:49,654 --> 01:16:53,056
Which is, of course,
what a Ted Bundy would say.

1320
01:16:54,426 --> 01:16:57,229
Look, I'm a videogame designer.

1321
01:16:57,230 --> 01:17:00,432
My wife is an editor,
my daughter's eight.

1322
01:17:00,433 --> 01:17:02,867
Look, I just... they're
waiting back at the car.

1323
01:17:02,868 --> 01:17:04,536
Just a little help
before it gets dark.

1324
01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:06,571
I'll call somebody
when I get back to town.

1325
01:17:06,572 --> 01:17:08,373
I believe you, I do,
it's just you don't know

1326
01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:10,409
where the car is,
and the guy might not come.

1327
01:17:10,410 --> 01:17:13,245
- We can't be up here all night, so...
- Sorry.

1328
01:17:13,246 --> 01:17:15,347
Don't be sorry, just help me out.

1329
01:17:15,348 --> 01:17:17,648
No. I can't.

1330
01:17:22,654 --> 01:17:24,588
Why won't you trust me?

1331
01:17:50,248 --> 01:17:52,650
Okay, but you have
to be careful.

1332
01:17:52,651 --> 01:17:55,219
Understand? You have
to use big girl hands.

1333
01:17:56,121 --> 01:17:58,290
You want to see
where we were today?

1334
01:17:58,291 --> 01:18:01,926
Okay, hit play.
This button.

1335
01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:04,396
Oh...

1336
01:18:04,397 --> 01:18:07,499
There's you and there's Daddy.

1337
01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:09,733
Oh, a little movie star, huh?

1338
01:18:14,839 --> 01:18:17,441
He'll be back soon.
Don't you worry.

1339
01:18:27,552 --> 01:18:28,919
Hey.

1340
01:18:30,255 --> 01:18:31,689
Are you following me?

1341
01:18:32,790 --> 01:18:35,093
Once I was sure
you weren't following me.

1342
01:18:35,094 --> 01:18:37,496
I'm sorry, it's just...

1343
01:18:37,497 --> 01:18:39,931
- You thought I was Ted Bundy.
- Kind of.

1344
01:18:39,932 --> 01:18:41,099
Yeah.

1345
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:44,369
My name's Gabriel... Bundy.

1346
01:18:44,370 --> 01:18:46,203
Sierra.

1347
01:18:47,472 --> 01:18:49,541
It's weird that
there's no cars at all.

1348
01:18:49,542 --> 01:18:51,809
Yeah, I'll say.

1349
01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:54,146
Anyway, my car is parked over there.

1350
01:18:54,147 --> 01:18:56,848
It's not that far,

1351
01:18:56,849 --> 01:18:59,217
and if you want, I could
give you a ride to town.

1352
01:18:59,218 --> 01:19:01,453
That'd be great. Thank you.

1353
01:19:01,454 --> 01:19:04,054
- Make up some karma.
- Please, lead the way.

1354
01:19:08,660 --> 01:19:10,728
Just a sec.

1355
01:19:15,367 --> 01:19:17,436
Okay, confession.

1356
01:19:17,437 --> 01:19:21,440
- I kind of recognized you.
- Really.

1357
01:19:21,441 --> 01:19:23,908
I wasn't sure, but I think
I saw a picture of you

1358
01:19:23,909 --> 01:19:26,378
in my boyfriend's
videogame magazine.

1359
01:19:26,379 --> 01:19:28,012
Right? You're, like, the shit.

1360
01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,114
No, no.

1361
01:19:29,115 --> 01:19:30,648
You're like the Quentin Tarantino

1362
01:19:30,649 --> 01:19:33,351
of their world, videogame god.

1363
01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:34,352
Not really, no.

1364
01:19:34,353 --> 01:19:35,753
Fine.

1365
01:19:35,754 --> 01:19:38,390
You seriously recognized
me off one photo?

1366
01:19:38,391 --> 01:19:40,892
I thought you were kind
of hot, considering.

1367
01:19:40,893 --> 01:19:41,993
Considering...?

1368
01:19:41,994 --> 01:19:44,062
Within the subset
of videogame people.

1369
01:19:44,063 --> 01:19:45,830
Ah, okay.

1370
01:19:45,831 --> 01:19:48,200
I wasn't masturbating
to your picture or anything.

1371
01:19:48,201 --> 01:19:49,334
I guess I'm flattered.

1372
01:19:49,335 --> 01:19:50,702
You should be.

1373
01:19:50,703 --> 01:19:52,237
I'm stingy with compliments.

1374
01:19:52,238 --> 01:19:54,606
Your boyfriend plays videogames?

1375
01:19:54,607 --> 01:19:58,110
Ex-boyfriend.
And yes, way too many.

1376
01:19:58,111 --> 01:19:59,911
He used to play <i>Evercrack</i>

1377
01:19:59,912 --> 01:20:01,313
- back in the day...
- Oh, no.

1378
01:20:01,314 --> 01:20:03,081
but your game was, like, well,

1379
01:20:03,082 --> 01:20:05,117
I don't know,
what's worse than crack?

1380
01:20:05,118 --> 01:20:06,284
Supercrack?

1381
01:20:06,285 --> 01:20:07,719
He was spending 40 hours a week

1382
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:09,887
collecting Thunderleaf or whatever,

1383
01:20:09,888 --> 01:20:12,324
and I was his mule,
hauling it around,

1384
01:20:12,325 --> 01:20:13,558
'cause he ran out of space.

1385
01:20:13,559 --> 01:20:14,826
You had an account?

1386
01:20:14,827 --> 01:20:16,861
Part of your world,
and you didn't know it.

1387
01:20:16,862 --> 01:20:18,563
I'm sorry.

1388
01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:20,698
You can make it up to me.

1389
01:20:22,134 --> 01:20:23,235
Shit.

1390
01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:30,106
Come on, come on, come on, come on.

1391
01:20:34,380 --> 01:20:38,883
<i>And I am so sorry.</i>

1392
01:20:38,884 --> 01:20:43,854
<i>I understand.</i>
<i>It's not</i> your <i>fault, right?</i>

1393
01:20:44,889 --> 01:20:46,957
<i>It couldn't be</i> your <i>fault.</i>

1394
01:20:47,925 --> 01:20:49,761
<i>You're morally incapable</i>

1395
01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:51,429
<i>of doing the right thing.</i>

1396
01:20:51,430 --> 01:20:52,663
<i>- I don't...</i>
<i>- Right?</i>

1397
01:20:53,665 --> 01:20:55,800
So, you play a lot
of characters at once?

1398
01:20:55,801 --> 01:20:58,670
A couple.
Most people do.

1399
01:20:58,671 --> 01:21:00,438
But you're not most people.

1400
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:02,174
You created the world.

1401
01:21:02,175 --> 01:21:03,841
You know all the secret codes.

1402
01:21:03,842 --> 01:21:06,611
- What, like god mode?
- Is that what you call it?

1403
01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:08,246
It's when you have all the powers

1404
01:21:08,247 --> 01:21:09,614
and you can't be killed.

1405
01:21:09,615 --> 01:21:11,383
It's actually boring
to play, though.

1406
01:21:11,384 --> 01:21:13,185
A game isn't fun
unless there are rules.

1407
01:21:13,186 --> 01:21:15,018
And you make the rules.

1408
01:21:16,588 --> 01:21:18,890
Yeah, I do.

1409
01:21:18,891 --> 01:21:20,491
Thanks.

1410
01:21:23,061 --> 01:21:24,928
Do you think that I'm pretty?

1411
01:21:26,498 --> 01:21:27,566
What?

1412
01:21:27,567 --> 01:21:29,334
Do you think I'm hot...

1413
01:21:29,335 --> 01:21:32,669
on a purely physical level?

1414
01:21:34,506 --> 01:21:35,639
Sure.

1415
01:21:36,508 --> 01:21:38,009
That's a rave.

1416
01:21:38,010 --> 01:21:40,212
Well, I don't know
why you're asking.

1417
01:21:40,213 --> 01:21:42,947
My ex-boyfriend the orc
used to say,

1418
01:21:42,948 --> 01:21:45,317
"The thing that I like about you

1419
01:21:45,318 --> 01:21:48,320
is you're not so hot I'm
afraid I'm gonna lose you."

1420
01:21:48,321 --> 01:21:50,455
So where's the orc now?

1421
01:21:50,456 --> 01:21:51,822
He's dead.

1422
01:21:53,024 --> 01:21:54,359
I spiked his water bottle

1423
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,294
with a massive quantity of GHB.

1424
01:21:56,295 --> 01:21:58,330
He hallucinated,

1425
01:21:58,331 --> 01:22:00,397
went into convulsions, and died.

1426
01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:04,635
Remind me not
to piss you off, Sarah.

1427
01:22:05,503 --> 01:22:06,670
Sierra!

1428
01:22:07,672 --> 01:22:09,039
Sorry.

1429
01:22:11,476 --> 01:22:12,544
What makes you think

1430
01:22:12,545 --> 01:22:14,478
you haven't pissed me off already?

1431
01:22:19,551 --> 01:22:21,184
How you doin', kiddo?

1432
01:22:22,703 --> 01:22:24,572
I was thinking we could all go

1433
01:22:24,573 --> 01:22:27,142
to El Cholo for dinner tonight.

1434
01:22:27,143 --> 01:22:29,744
How do you feel about
some blue corn enchiladas?

1435
01:22:29,745 --> 01:22:31,945
Should we ask Daddy
when he gets back?

1436
01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:35,683
He's not coming back.

1437
01:22:38,086 --> 01:22:39,687
<i>How could you?</i>

1438
01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:42,056
<i>How could you?!</i>

1439
01:22:42,057 --> 01:22:43,258
<i>How could you.</i>

1440
01:22:43,259 --> 01:22:44,491
<i>How could you.</i>

1441
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:47,862
<i>How could you...?</i>

1442
01:22:47,863 --> 01:22:49,764
<i>- How could you?</i>
<i>- Cut. Perfect.</i>

1443
01:22:49,765 --> 01:22:51,533
<i>I feel so dirty.</i>

1444
01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:52,799
<i>That's how I like it.</i>

1445
01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:12,786
Wait.

1446
01:23:14,355 --> 01:23:16,157
Something's wrong.

1447
01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:17,591
I feel...

1448
01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,000
Ugh.

1449
01:23:36,377 --> 01:23:39,379
Mm, uh, wait.

1450
01:23:40,515 --> 01:23:42,617
I have a wife and a daughter.

1451
01:23:42,618 --> 01:23:44,051
They're waiting for me.

1452
01:23:44,052 --> 01:23:45,587
- Where are they?
- Back at the car.

1453
01:23:45,588 --> 01:23:46,720
Which direction?

1454
01:23:51,492 --> 01:23:53,361
Whoa.

1455
01:23:53,362 --> 01:23:55,330
Face it, G, you don't
know where they are.

1456
01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:56,631
You don't know where you are.

1457
01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:58,633
We've been walking
in circles for an hour.

1458
01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:02,036
- Where is your car?
- There is no car.

1459
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,538
It was all a pretense,

1460
01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:06,541
an excuse to get you on your own.

1461
01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:09,076
Whoa, whoa, whoa...

1462
01:24:09,077 --> 01:24:10,844
You getting dizzy?

1463
01:24:11,746 --> 01:24:13,547
It's just the GHB in the water.

1464
01:24:15,182 --> 01:24:16,984
What's happening?

1465
01:24:16,985 --> 01:24:19,086
I'm sorry that it had
to come to this, G.

1466
01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:21,087
I promise it's gonna be over soon.

1467
01:24:22,490 --> 01:24:23,891
You're trying to kill me?

1468
01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:27,528
No, this is not a murder.
It's an intervention.

1469
01:24:27,529 --> 01:24:30,197
Do you feel like a man?
You're not.

1470
01:24:30,198 --> 01:24:33,100
I had to get you away from her.
She was holding you back.

1471
01:24:33,101 --> 01:24:34,669
- You had to give her up.
- Melissa.

1472
01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:37,538
- Allee... allee... all come free!
- There's something wrong...

1473
01:24:37,539 --> 01:24:39,807
I can get you out of here,

1474
01:24:39,808 --> 01:24:41,643
but you have to trust me.

1475
01:24:41,644 --> 01:24:43,544
Do you feel like a man?

1476
01:24:43,545 --> 01:24:46,180
'Cause I'll tell you
a little secret.

1477
01:24:46,181 --> 01:24:48,147
You're not.

1478
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,332
Why are you doing this?

1479
01:25:07,201 --> 01:25:08,935
You did this to yourself.

1480
01:25:09,937 --> 01:25:12,506
And admitting that
is the first step.

1481
01:25:14,141 --> 01:25:17,410
You're a crackhead, G.

1482
01:25:19,814 --> 01:25:23,451
Thing is, this planet
and these people,

1483
01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:25,619
they're your drug of choice.

1484
01:25:27,322 --> 01:25:30,525
It wasn't that hard
to make a universe.

1485
01:25:30,526 --> 01:25:33,861
At first you just checked in
every once in a while...

1486
01:25:33,862 --> 01:25:36,197
see how the
Neanderthals were doing,

1487
01:25:36,198 --> 01:25:39,166
move a couple
of continents around.

1488
01:25:39,167 --> 01:25:41,769
But then you got more into it.

1489
01:25:41,770 --> 01:25:44,905
You started playing a couple
of characters of your own.

1490
01:25:45,873 --> 01:25:48,676
Slaves, kings, messiahs.

1491
01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:50,978
Pretty soon you were playing 24/7.

1492
01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:52,380
How long have I been...

1493
01:25:52,381 --> 01:25:55,616
You've been gone for 4,000 years,

1494
01:25:55,617 --> 01:25:58,284
not that time means
the same for us.

1495
01:25:59,153 --> 01:26:01,055
You came looking for me?

1496
01:26:01,056 --> 01:26:03,691
That's what a girl does.

1497
01:26:03,692 --> 01:26:05,426
Why now?

1498
01:26:05,427 --> 01:26:08,195
Because you forgot who you were.

1499
01:26:08,196 --> 01:26:10,264
You forgot this wasn't real.

1500
01:26:10,265 --> 01:26:13,401
We couldn't just storm in
on a fiery chariot.

1501
01:26:13,402 --> 01:26:16,471
It was your universe.
We had to play by your rules.

1502
01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:18,706
We had to show you
how limited and corrupt

1503
01:26:18,707 --> 01:26:20,375
your little world was.

1504
01:26:20,376 --> 01:26:21,442
Don't get me wrong.

1505
01:26:21,443 --> 01:26:24,544
It's... it's a nice place.

1506
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,048
It's cozy...

1507
01:26:28,049 --> 01:26:30,784
but do you remember
where you came from?

1508
01:26:38,593 --> 01:26:41,294
Do you remember
where you came from?

1509
01:26:42,162 --> 01:26:43,730
It was warm.

1510
01:26:46,267 --> 01:26:49,704
And white, like a...

1511
01:26:49,705 --> 01:26:52,373
You can't describe it
with human words.

1512
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:54,942
You can't think it
with human thoughts.

1513
01:26:54,943 --> 01:26:57,010
We need you to come back.

1514
01:26:58,479 --> 01:26:59,779
With us.

1515
01:27:01,382 --> 01:27:02,849
Come back with me.

1516
01:27:11,592 --> 01:27:15,563
<i>You can destroy the world</i>
<i>with a single thought.</i>

1517
01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:19,867
<i>Don't, incidentally.</i>
<i>Just file that away.</i>

1518
01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:23,103
<i>The truth is</i>
<i>you hold all the cards.</i>

1519
01:27:23,104 --> 01:27:24,739
<i>When people pray,</i>

1520
01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:28,342
<i>they don't want this thing</i>
<i>or that thing.</i>

1521
01:27:28,343 --> 01:27:31,178
<i>They just... they don't</i>
<i>want to be forgotten.</i>

1522
01:27:31,179 --> 01:27:33,113
<i>You understand?</i>

1523
01:27:33,114 --> 01:27:34,315
Noelle?

1524
01:27:34,316 --> 01:27:36,451
<i>I would have</i>
<i>told you earlier, but...</i>

1525
01:27:36,452 --> 01:27:37,751
Noelle?!

1526
01:27:40,287 --> 01:27:41,856
Noelle!

1527
01:27:41,857 --> 01:27:43,623
Noelle!

1528
01:27:44,826 --> 01:27:46,894
Noelle!

1529
01:27:46,895 --> 01:27:50,431
Maybe if I just cut back,
didn't get so involved.

1530
01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:52,232
We both know that'll never work.

1531
01:27:52,233 --> 01:27:53,701
Next week you'll be back here

1532
01:27:53,702 --> 01:27:55,169
redesigning the pinecones.

1533
01:27:55,170 --> 01:27:58,105
You have to quit, cold turkey.

1534
01:27:58,106 --> 01:27:59,306
I can't.

1535
01:27:59,307 --> 01:28:02,610
You can, but I can't
force you to leave.

1536
01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:03,977
You have to want it.

1537
01:28:20,995 --> 01:28:22,829
Noelle!

1538
01:28:24,832 --> 01:28:28,168
Come on! Answer Mama!

1539
01:28:29,403 --> 01:28:31,171
Answer me!

1540
01:28:31,172 --> 01:28:32,972
Noelle!

1541
01:28:34,274 --> 01:28:35,641
- Noelle!
- She's here.

1542
01:28:36,544 --> 01:28:39,179
I didn't forget about you guys.

1543
01:28:42,049 --> 01:28:43,850
Everything okay?

1544
01:28:44,919 --> 01:28:48,122
Yeah, everything's fine.
Absolutely.

1545
01:28:48,123 --> 01:28:49,789
Let's go home.

1546
01:29:28,095 --> 01:29:32,199
<i>♪ I won't run far ♪</i>

1547
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:36,037
<i>♪ I won't run far ♪</i>

1548
01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:40,307
<i>♪ I can always be found</i>

1549
01:29:40,308 --> 01:29:44,377
<i>♪ I can always be found</i>

1550
01:29:52,553 --> 01:29:56,123
<i>♪ If you need me</i>

1551
01:29:56,124 --> 01:29:57,757
Good night, Jellybean.

1552
01:30:00,661 --> 01:30:04,865
<i>♪ I can always be found</i>

1553
01:30:04,866 --> 01:30:08,835
<i>♪ I can always be found</i>

1554
01:30:16,477 --> 01:30:20,948
<i>♪ If you want me to stay ♪</i>

1555
01:30:20,949 --> 01:30:24,652
<i>♪ If you want me to stay ♪</i>

1556
01:30:24,653 --> 01:30:28,888
<i>♪ I will stay by your side ♪</i>

1557
01:30:36,463 --> 01:30:41,002
<i>♪ I won't run far ♪</i>

1558
01:30:41,003 --> 01:30:45,072
<i>♪ I won't run far ♪</i>

1559
01:30:45,073 --> 01:30:49,043
<i>♪ I won't run far ♪</i>

1560
01:30:49,044 --> 01:30:53,247
<i>♪ I can always be found</i>

1561
01:30:53,248 --> 01:30:57,451
<i>♪ I can always be found</i>

1562
01:30:57,452 --> 01:31:01,754
<i>♪ I can always be found</i>

1563
01:31:03,457 --> 01:31:05,758
You need to go, don't you?

1564
01:31:06,994 --> 01:31:08,461
No.

1565
01:31:09,363 --> 01:31:10,798
I can stay.

1566
01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:13,067
How long, forever?

1567
01:31:13,068 --> 01:31:14,368
Every day you'd be here,

1568
01:31:14,369 --> 01:31:16,435
you'd know what you were missing.

1569
01:31:18,205 --> 01:31:20,541
What happens if you go?

1570
01:31:20,542 --> 01:31:23,209
Worst case scenario?

1571
01:31:27,214 --> 01:31:28,816
Disintegration of everything

1572
01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:31,686
into a fiery void,
<i>oblivio accebit.</i>

1573
01:31:31,687 --> 01:31:33,554
The end of everything.

1574
01:31:33,555 --> 01:31:35,690
That's all?

1575
01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:37,757
Probably wouldn't happen.

1576
01:31:38,926 --> 01:31:41,796
I guess I'm more worried
about the human factor.

1577
01:31:41,797 --> 01:31:44,464
You guys kill each other a lot.

1578
01:31:44,465 --> 01:31:46,701
In fairness,
it's usually in your name.

1579
01:31:46,702 --> 01:31:50,270
Plus, we've gotten
much more efficient at it.

1580
01:31:50,271 --> 01:31:52,338
I like this world.

1581
01:31:54,308 --> 01:31:57,878
I like my life here
with you and Noelle.

1582
01:31:57,879 --> 01:31:59,178
It's not real.

1583
01:32:00,681 --> 01:32:02,282
I'm not really your wife.

1584
01:32:02,283 --> 01:32:04,617
You're not really my husband.

1585
01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:08,388
On some level, it's all pretend.

1586
01:32:11,458 --> 01:32:13,559
How many versions were there?

1587
01:32:14,595 --> 01:32:17,964
Ninety.
This is the last one.

1588
01:32:19,533 --> 01:32:20,935
Wow.

1589
01:32:20,936 --> 01:32:22,669
I've destroyed

1590
01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:25,239
billions of people
with a thought...

1591
01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:27,041
...and you'd like to think

1592
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,075
that it's painless.

1593
01:32:28,076 --> 01:32:29,608
Stop.

1594
01:32:31,145 --> 01:32:35,348
You don't have
to explain or apologize.

1595
01:32:36,416 --> 01:32:40,553
Everything that is
is because of you.

1596
01:32:44,225 --> 01:32:48,828
And if that's all there is,
that's enough.

1597
01:32:57,504 --> 01:32:58,973
So.

1598
01:32:58,974 --> 01:33:00,573
So.

1599
01:33:01,742 --> 01:33:04,543
Guess you don't really
need to pack anything.

1600
01:33:07,081 --> 01:33:08,382
I'm good.

1601
01:33:08,383 --> 01:33:09,682
You're great.

1602
01:33:11,051 --> 01:33:14,054
It has been a pleasure.

1603
01:33:14,055 --> 01:33:15,554
Likewise.

1604
01:33:17,792 --> 01:33:19,559
I love you.

1605
01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:23,562
I love you, too, you big lug.

1606
01:33:31,138 --> 01:33:32,938
You're my favorite.

1607
01:34:31,765 --> 01:34:33,968
...should we measure it first?

1608
01:34:33,969 --> 01:34:36,036
Got flour, we have flour.

1609
01:34:36,037 --> 01:34:37,671
All right, so I need oil.

1610
01:34:37,672 --> 01:34:38,973
We need nutmeg.

1611
01:34:38,974 --> 01:34:40,940
Oh, honey, do we have nutmeg?

1612
01:34:43,210 --> 01:34:44,544
We should.

1613
01:34:45,779 --> 01:34:47,514
Good. Good, good, good, good, good.

1614
01:34:47,515 --> 01:34:49,583
- Nutmeg.
- Oh, cinnamon, too.

1615
01:34:49,584 --> 01:34:52,887
If I had a horse,
I would name her Cinnamon.

1616
01:34:52,888 --> 01:34:55,155
- And if I had another horse...
- Nutmeg?

1617
01:34:55,156 --> 01:34:56,556
No, Flash.

1618
01:34:56,557 --> 01:34:58,625
What? Why Flash?

1619
01:34:58,626 --> 01:35:00,394
I mean, I would name her Flash

1620
01:35:00,395 --> 01:35:03,063
because she'd be the fastest
horse in the world.

1621
01:35:03,064 --> 01:35:04,431
I mean in the whole world.

1622
01:35:04,432 --> 01:35:06,700
- In the whole world?
- Ever whole.

1623
01:35:06,701 --> 01:35:09,370
The ever whole world?
That's pretty good.

1624
01:35:09,371 --> 01:35:10,537
That's pretty fast.

1625
01:35:10,538 --> 01:35:13,573
Yes, and I would be a princess.

1626
01:35:13,574 --> 01:35:15,074
Sweetie?

1627
01:35:18,312 --> 01:35:20,847
This might sound really strange,

1628
01:35:20,848 --> 01:35:22,482
but what's my name?

1629
01:35:23,850 --> 01:35:25,084
Um.

1630
01:35:26,887 --> 01:35:28,053
Mommy.

1631
01:35:29,023 --> 01:35:31,392
Right. Exactly.

1632
01:35:31,393 --> 01:35:34,193
He's not coming back.

1633
01:35:35,595 --> 01:35:37,464
But it's gonna be okay.

1634
01:35:37,465 --> 01:35:40,401
He put all the pieces together.

1635
01:35:40,402 --> 01:35:43,637
- It's like...
- The best of all possible worlds.

1636
01:35:45,373 --> 01:35:48,474
Honey, is it supposed
to stick like this?

1637
01:35:49,676 --> 01:35:52,980
- Better help him.
- Let's go.

1638
01:35:52,981 --> 01:35:55,482
- Do you see what I'm talking about?
- Oh, my gosh.

1639
01:35:55,483 --> 01:35:58,252
consistency. Is it maybe
a little... it's too thick.

1640
01:35:58,253 --> 01:35:59,920
We can safely say that's too thick?

1641
01:35:59,921 --> 01:36:01,989
Will you get some milk?

1642
01:36:01,990 --> 01:36:05,459
- Get milk?
- See, it says milk on the recipe.

1643
01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:06,592
Ready?

1644
01:36:07,461 --> 01:36:09,463
Oh, my. Oh, no!
All right.

1645
01:36:09,464 --> 01:36:11,930
Oh, don't mess it up.
Don't mess it up.

1646
01:36:13,233 --> 01:36:14,534
Thank you.

1647
01:36:14,535 --> 01:36:16,971
Shouldn't we be using a machine?

1648
01:36:16,972 --> 01:36:19,573
- Isn't there a machine we can...
- I'm the machine!

1649
01:36:19,574 --> 01:36:21,942
You're our machine?
Ooh!

1650
01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:23,643
- All right.
- Come on, machine.

1651
01:36:23,644 --> 01:36:25,712
Okay, hold on.
Let's...

1652
01:36:27,515 --> 01:36:31,585
<i>♪ The earth is warm</i>

1653
01:36:31,586 --> 01:36:35,087
<i>♪ Next to my ear</i>

1654
01:36:36,824 --> 01:36:39,760
<i>♪ Insect noise</i>

1655
01:36:39,761 --> 01:36:43,763
<i>♪ Is all that I hear</i>

1656
01:36:45,065 --> 01:36:48,068
<i>♪ A magic trick</i>

1657
01:36:48,069 --> 01:36:52,038
<i>♪ Makes the world disappear</i>

1658
01:36:53,541 --> 01:36:56,477
<i>♪ The skies are dark</i>

1659
01:36:56,478 --> 01:36:59,879
<i>♪ They're dark</i>
<i>but they're clear ♪</i>

1660
01:37:00,948 --> 01:37:03,984
<i>♪ A distant motorcade</i>

1661
01:37:03,985 --> 01:37:07,987
<i>♪ And suddenly there's joy ♪</i>

1662
01:37:09,590 --> 01:37:12,159
<i>♪ The snow and tickertape</i>

1663
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:16,162
<i>♪ Blurs all my sense numb</i>

1664
01:37:18,065 --> 01:37:20,801
<i>♪ It's like</i>
<i>the finish line ♪</i>

1665
01:37:20,802 --> 01:37:25,237
<i>♪ Where everything</i>
<i>just ends ♪</i>

1666
01:37:26,507 --> 01:37:29,209
<i>♪ The crack of radios</i>

1667
01:37:29,210 --> 01:37:33,379
<i>♪ Seems close enough</i>
<i>to touch ♪</i>