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Cut god damn it.

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Cut.

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We gotta do it one more time.

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That was a no go for sound.

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Did you feel the
angst in that or what?

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What?

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Oh right.

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Yeah.

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We've got to go one more time.

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Damn.

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One more.

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Scene 10m, take 13
b-marker, a-marker.

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Faster.

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Slower.

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We gotta do it again, ZZ.

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More intense.

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Give me macho.

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Give me more macho.

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Fierce.

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Cut.

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Good.

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Did you feel I was... I was
doing this more confused look.

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Did you pick up...
How did it read?

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You know.

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There are 4,000 fucking
film festivals in the world.

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3,999 of them have turned
down barium enigma.

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Just a second, Larry
I'm on the... I've

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got another call coming in.

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Yeah Tony, listen.

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I'm on another call, so
I've got to get back.

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I'll call you right back.

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I don't know how they picked
me for the humanitarian award,

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Larry.

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If I'd wanted one of
those fucking things

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I would've bought
it when I was flush.

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I'll go to hell in a
hand basket if they're

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going to show "barium enigma."

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I'll play mother Theresa in
drag if you get my drift.

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Now Larry I want
you to be there.

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You're gonna be there, right?

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Oh listen I've got... i
got an incoming Larry.

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It's the piranha calling.

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I gotta take it.

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Bye buddy.

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Bye.

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Nicky.

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Tell me.

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What exactly is this
"Ohee" festival.

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O'hi it's the O'hi
festival sweetheart.

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It's an edgy on the
cusp kind of festival

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where they discover
the latest edgy films.

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You know I'm going to turn the
car around if that talentless

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embryo is coming.

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Listen.

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It's bad enough I
had to act with her

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you have been a doll
through this whole thing.

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A Saint.

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You've got my word.

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That's exactly why I worry.

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Oh hold on.

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I've got an incoming.

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Gotta take it.

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Don't...

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Yeah

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hi honey.

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Darling.

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I just wanted to make sure
that she wasn't coming.

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Because if she's
coming, then I'm not.

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Baby.

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Sweetie come on.

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Would I lie to you, my love?

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I told her that
she couldn't come.

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She's sulking in New York.

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You did not.

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Oh yeah.

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I told you I'd take care of you.

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You know I love you.

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Stop, you.

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And you know what I'm fucking
going to do to you as soon as I

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get you alone don't you?

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Oh.

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Hey.

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Hold that thought, ok?

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Just hold that thought.

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Just one second.

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One sec.

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One sec.

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Hi no, no no no no, you
can't go under 52 per share.

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Yeah-huh.

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Don't put me on hold, Nicky.

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I never approved the
photos, and now you

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expect me to turn up without
even seeing a rough cut?

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Got another incoming call.

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I've gotta take it.

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I'm not finished.

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Be right back.

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Baby, I bought
you a new sex toy.

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You're so bad.

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I've got an incoming...
Just hold... hold on.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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Um, yeah?

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Are you masturbating?

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Oh hello-I... I... yeah,
no I wa... I was just,

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I have the TV on.

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A little DVD.

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A little, you know, soft porn.

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Considering your
age, I'm sure it is.

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Ok, let's get going.

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Here's your wig, Chloe.

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My wig.

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Ugh, it's sticky.

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I feel so excited.

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I'm so happy.

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Uh, I'm so... uh.

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I can barely keep
my hand steady.

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I just, I feel so excited.

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You know that feeling
when you just know you

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and your destiny that
they're about to meet.

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Today, it's gonna happen.

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I feel so alive.

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Sorry that's insensitive.

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Oh, god I gotta go.

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I gotta go.

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I'll see you later.

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Wish me luck.

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Hi, O'hi.

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I'm Stephanie Stapleton.

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Good morning and thank you
so much for joining us.

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As we all know,
shearing sheep has been

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a tradition for 9,000 years.

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From Abraham to O'hi
where it was perfected.

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The stolen ball of
yarn is a symbol

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of the death of
the American dream.

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We now can announce an
unbelievable tourist attraction

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that cannot be stolen from us.

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It's the first annual
O'hi film festival.

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O'hi my O'hi you
mean the world to me.

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O'hi, my O'hi there's no
place I would rather be.

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Breaking news bulletin,
folks, breaking news bulletin.

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Due to an infestation
of chipmunks,

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the O'hi film festival has been
moved to the local high school.

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O'hi high school.

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Do not go to the town lodge.

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You will be up to
your ankles in feces.

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Yarn is murder.

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Yarn is murder.

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Yarn is murder.

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Yarn is murder.

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Yarn is murder.

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Driver, where the fuck are we?

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O'hi my O'hi you
mean the world to me.

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O'hi, my O'hi there's no
place I would rather be.

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There's no place
I would rather be.

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No, that's so nice.

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Thank you.

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Ok.

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Oh hi.

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Hi.

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Hello thanks.

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Hey we need to talk.

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Ah, beautiful.

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Yeah why haven't you
been returning my calls?

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Don't bullshit me,
you've been dodging me

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since the film mixed.

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I directed a masterpiece
and I haven't seen a dime.

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You didn't get the
wire transfer yet.

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Man I'm gonna
have the director's

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guild so far up your ass if
you mess with me on this.

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We're all friendlies here.

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Yeah, we're all
friends if you pay me.

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Pay me my money.

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It's in the mail.

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Check's in the mail.

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Well the excitement is
at a fever pitch here

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in downtown O'hi where
throngs have gathered

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to watch Hollywood's
best and brightest,

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the tinsel of Tinseltown,
come and walk the red carpet.

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The reddish carpet.

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Stop it.

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What is she doing here?

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Oh you look so beautiful.

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You swore to me that
she wouldn't be here.

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Have you seen Larry?

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What?

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Our agent

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are you listening to me?

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No, no, no.

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I need to talk to her.

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No, no, no we can't
talk about it now.

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You're impossible.

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We can't talk about it now.

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No, no no, no, no.

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What an ass hole.

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So sorry.

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So... may I interrupt?

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I'm so sorry to interrupt.

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I'm so sorry.

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What?

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May I shoot you please?

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And, oh my goodness, the mayor.

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Oh it is great to see you mayor.

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Oh, you too Steph.

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It has been rumored that
the festival is actually

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a way to distract from
the tragedy of the missing

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giant ball of yarn.

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No, no.

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This is not a distraction.

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This has been in the
works for months now.

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It is a tragedy... the
loss of the ball of yarn

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is a tragedy... because
it is in fact the largest

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ball of yarn in the country.

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00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:04,636
And I just want to say that
when I'm elected governor,

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I will use all the
resources at my disposal

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to solve this heinous crime.

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00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:17,849
You look unbelievable.

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00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,351
Oh, oh, oh thank you.

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00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:20,852
Beautiful mag...
Mag... magnifique.

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That's French, you're French.

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00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:22,387
Thank you so much.

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I'm not French.

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I am Italian.

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00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,725
Oh, Fanta... you look better
on cell phone than film.

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Oh, well thank you.

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I'm such a fan.

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It's ok ok.

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Ok.

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No, I am.

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I... I... I'm just so
excited to meet you.

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You have no idea.

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You're like Eliz...

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Yes

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you're like Rita Hayworth,
or like an Ava Gardner,

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or like Lana Turner,
but brunette.

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All of these people are dead.

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Well, yes, but and you will
too, but when you're there,

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you'll be right up
there with them.

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Oh my god.

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Where is my ex-husband?

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Just magnifique.

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Unbelievable.

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00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:47,278
I think I have to go now.

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00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,179
I don't know.

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00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:48,780
Excuse me, excuse me.

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00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,514
Of course.

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My god, please.

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00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:51,750
My god they leave me here
standing here like an idiot.

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Oh my god.

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00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,621
And here we have the producer,
world renowned Mr. twain.

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Please, Stephanie Stapleton.

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00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,924
Come on over here.

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Right over here.

252
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,394
It's great to see you sir.

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00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,062
Welcome to O'hi.

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00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,864
I'm absolutely
thrilled to be here.

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00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,099
To have the public
have an opportunity

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00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,802
to see barium enigma.

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00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:14,806
We have heard that the film
can be a little bit confusing.

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00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,474
Can you comment on that?

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00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,709
No one's seen this film.

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00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,210
That's blog talk.

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00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,247
Blog talk.

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00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,382
And what about the male star.

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00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,984
Our very own Zachary.

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00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,952
Is he going to
grace this carpet?

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00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:32,090
ZZ will be burning up this
red carpet any minute now.

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00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,192
Oh my god it's him.

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00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,936
But wait, I can be ZZ.

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00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:45,937
Ass hole.

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00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,439
This is very nice.

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00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,940
But it's not me.

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00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,009
This is Julie Christy.

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Scusi.

273
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,445
You're a brunette.

274
00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:55,980
Yeah, you know,
it's my new wig line.

275
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:59,317
And uh you know, it's so easy to
throw them on, change your look

276
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,486
up, great colors, so natural.

277
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,488
And wonderful for
cancer patients

278
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,789
who want to be stylish as well.

279
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:05,356
Exactly.

280
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,024
Exactly.

281
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:06,758
Your dress.

282
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,426
It's gorgeous.

283
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,328
Yes it's actually it's actually
from my new clothing line.

284
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:14,466
It'll be out this fall right
after my book comes out.

285
00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:17,168
You have written a book.

286
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,837
I have.

287
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,772
It's a book of
inspirational poetry

288
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,341
drawn from my life experiences.

289
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,509
It's great.

290
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,044
It's called diva
in the limelight.

291
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,512
It's an in... it'll
be an inspiration

292
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,980
to all who read it I'm sure.

293
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,683
Do you have a message
for any young women?

294
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,118
Yes.

295
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,621
You know, you can buy
my clothes, my hair now,

296
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,858
and all of my... my makeup
products are out there too.

297
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,327
So you can look gorgeous,
natural, and sexy.

298
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:45,029
The line is of course
called dashing diva.

299
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,197
I don't care.

300
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,532
You can tell her
whatever you want

301
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,533
as long as you don't
tell her the truth,

302
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,400
if you know what I'm saying.

303
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,702
Where the fuck is Larry?

304
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,537
Hold on one sec...
Larry really wanted

305
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,139
to be here but he's so busy.

306
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,808
And he sent you?

307
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,143
Yeah.

308
00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,544
Cynthia ok.

309
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,179
No, no, no don't don't
don't put her through.

310
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,180
Who is that?

311
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,381
It better be the publicist.

312
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,682
The publicist
quit two weeks ago.

313
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,517
What the fuck?

314
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:06,518
And no one told me?

315
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,354
Who is promoting my film?

316
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,555
I need a website.

317
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,990
I need a blog.

318
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,826
I need test screens with
guaranteed good results.

319
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,027
No, yeah I'm still here.

320
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,829
I need that product tie-ins.

321
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,330
What the god damn have you done?

322
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,232
You've done nothing to
get my movie out there.

323
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,433
I'm... I'm working on it.

324
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,334
Every... every minute.

325
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,069
Don't give me that shit.

326
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,939
I'm the one that's dealing with
these loons and the clowns that

327
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,674
are running this show.

328
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,076
I have to listen to that snot
nose of a fucking director.

329
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,379
I'm babysitting
the fucking actors.

330
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,047
And what the hell are you doing?

331
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,949
You're on the fucking phone,
you're on the fucking phone.

332
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:38,850
Ok, ok.

333
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,452
Just wait one minute.

334
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,854
Yes yeah I'm still here.

335
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:43,922
No, just, just read
the numbers back to me.

336
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:44,622
I know they're not...

337
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:45,957
And where is ZZ.

338
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,926
You had one job to
get him here on time.

339
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,694
Get off that fucking phone.

340
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:54,332
You don't talk to him, you talk
to me you useless little prick.

341
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,944
Hi it's me.

342
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,880
Sorry about that, my phone died.

343
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:12,383
Going to the O'hi film festival.

344
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,618
Show the clip.

345
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,987
Well, right now I'm
shooting a film.

346
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,089
Yeah, the second coming.

347
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,792
No it's not a porno.

348
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:23,061
It's not a porno.

349
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,095
I have done porn.

350
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,330
No, the light is not good here.

351
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,231
I'm so sorry.

352
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,232
The light is not good?

353
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:27,765
You have to fix the light.

354
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:28,466
Please...

355
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,300
Oh my goodness.

356
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,668
Put the camera away.

357
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,303
Ok, well come on Jim
help me or something.

358
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,137
Mr. twain.

359
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,305
Move the light.

360
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,273
I come in when
you fix the light.

361
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,507
Ok, I'm so sorry Claudia.

362
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,811
I'm so... keep
rolling, keep rolling.

363
00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:40,511
Are you...

364
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,246
Wait a moment.

365
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:41,946
No, no, wait.

366
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:42,614
Stop the camera.

367
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:43,615
Wait, wait.

368
00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:44,282
Please put the camera down.

369
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,316
Wait ok.

370
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,150
And how is that?

371
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,018
Too close, darling.

372
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:47,919
No put it away.

373
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,153
I'm going to happen if

374
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,421
I am so sorry.

375
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,090
I'm really sorry
we're just, you know.

376
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,157
There's no way to win it.

377
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:53,992
All right come on.

378
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:54,626
No, no.

379
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:55,493
Momentito.

380
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,327
He shoot a little bit.

381
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,495
Come on get in here.

382
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,463
No, no he hasn't
shot anything yet.

383
00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,964
He shot it he just shot...

384
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,132
Wasn't long enough.

385
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,768
I have to see how
I move my face.

386
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:04,802
Ok we talk.

387
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:05,470
We talking.

388
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,538
Madame, it's ok.

389
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,475
Wait a momentito ok.

390
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,809
Thank you so much.

391
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,945
Ok you can cut now,
and I have a look.

392
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,013
Ooh, watch out Mr. twain.

393
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:15,680
Take a look.

394
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,214
Take a look.

395
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,015
Oh, ok.

396
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:17,715
Oh goodness

397
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,616
the glasses...

398
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,351
You need the glasses?

399
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,654
I need the reading glasses for
the... oh it's not so bad now,

400
00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:23,855
it's ok.

401
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,156
You look ravishing,
you really do.

402
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,524
No, no please please.

403
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,692
Don't give me compliments.

404
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,193
I don't want compliments.

405
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:30,361
I know what I look like.

406
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,865
Ok it's ok.

407
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:34,632
Yeah.

408
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,199
Fantastic.

409
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,134
Ok

410
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,902
All right all right.

411
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,070
We're all happy now.

412
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,538
I can take my glasses off, ok.

413
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,206
Oh look at those
gorgeous baby blues.

414
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,508
Thank you.

415
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:44,876
I am so excited to
have you both here.

416
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:47,812
And I just wanted
to know, how do you

417
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:53,518
feel about being up for the same
award, best actress for barium

418
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,520
enigma.

419
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,156
It's...

420
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,357
Is that news to you?

421
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,725
No.

422
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:04,696
It's news, it's an honor
for that to happen.

423
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,664
You know.

424
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:12,036
No it is I who am
honored, I am honored.

425
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,772
She's, you know, she's just
a living legend, you know.

426
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,441
It's just so great
to work with her.

427
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,775
It is wonderful.

428
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,444
It is wonderful to
see you both together.

429
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,945
And just the love that I feel.

430
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:24,248
It's tangible for everyone.

431
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,584
Where are you going?

432
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,518
Let's meditate.

433
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,286
All right.

434
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,354
Let's go straight.

435
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:34,025
Start with three deep breaths.

436
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:37,128
Ask yourself, what's
on your plate?

437
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,464
Do you think you are
ready for what's next?

438
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,399
I was expecting it.

439
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,801
Centuries of consciousness.

440
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,737
Focus your chakras.

441
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:49,307
Go deeper deeper.

442
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,209
Hitting dead ends?

443
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:51,976
Going nowhere?

444
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,478
Feeling stagnant?

445
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,412
Unfulfilled?

446
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,279
Well...

447
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,081
What is the film about?

448
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,951
About this young girl
who's... who's struggling.

449
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:03,654
She's torn between whether she
wants to go help save the world

450
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,957
or, or finish her senior
year of high school

451
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,492
so she can get into
a good college.

452
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,995
Centering on the mother
of a Kung fu biology major.

453
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:14,065
It's a post
apocalyptic thrill ride

454
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,601
with a strong
environmental message.

455
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:17,935
My work speaks for itself.

456
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:27,678
Dearly beloved, we
are gathered here today

457
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,849
in welcoming you all to O'hi.

458
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,618
O'hi

459
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,352
what is he?

460
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,186
An undertaker?

461
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,821
Yes he is.

462
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,623
I'm Harvey Weinstein
I'm your, uh, I'm

463
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,924
your festival president.

464
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:40,992
Oh my god.

465
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:43,661
That's not Harvey Weinstein.

466
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,329
Yes, yes he is.

467
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:48,166
I'm inviting you all to the
first annual film festival.

468
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,801
This is where
movies come to die.

469
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:50,803
Yes.

470
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,539
Nick twain.

471
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,975
I recognized you from
in touch magazine.

472
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,812
Mayor Marian, I would
recognize your voice anywhere.

473
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:07,518
You smell good.

474
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,886
How do you like our little town?

475
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,621
It's definitely
the kind of place

476
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,657
that we would shoot
a small town picture.

477
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:18,529
When you think ZZ
Reed will get here?

478
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,165
Well, um, you know,
he's shooting a movie.

479
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:24,335
He should be here any time.

480
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,637
There's not even a bar?

481
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,473
Damn.

482
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,240
What's this?

483
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:32,577
What is this?

484
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:33,978
But he is coming?

485
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,347
Oh, I promised he'd
be here, he'll be here.

486
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,053
I kept my part of the deal.

487
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,021
Make sure you keep yours.

488
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,990
It's all taken care of.

489
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,359
Festival.

490
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:51,262
Our esteemed panel
of judges will

491
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,165
decide who wins the
O'hi spindles, which

492
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,902
are modeled after O'hi's great
spindle of yarn, rest in peace,

493
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:02,006
and awarded only to the best.

494
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,942
And uh, here come the
viewings, the screenings

495
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,678
of... of the films.

496
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:15,553
The wheel here?

497
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,555
Yeah yeah.

498
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,389
No.

499
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,391
Get out of here.

500
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,028
You stupid.

501
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,968
That one is going mad.

502
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,037
Call the god damn cop.

503
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,472
Police.

504
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,907
At this point.

505
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,441
Now sometimes it says
get your water in first

506
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:40,912
I've always been
taught you first start

507
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:43,915
with the detergent
at this point,

508
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:47,652
and then start the water cycle.

509
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,921
Sometimes she forgets.

510
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:21,412
Is this you?

511
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,080
I would've just texted.

512
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:26,550
It this your normal fan mail?

513
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,687
I didn't go in.

514
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,023
Just as a matter of
interest, why the fuck

515
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:33,057
are you in the business?

516
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:37,495
Pussy and Laker passes, baby.

517
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,529
What?

518
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,064
What do you want me to say, huh?

519
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,400
That I love movies and
it's been a passion of mine

520
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,668
since I was a kid.

521
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,003
That I spent my
allowance renting DVDs.

522
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:46,937
Do you?

523
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,059
Why are you in the business?

524
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,411
Sophia Loren.

525
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:56,113
Her first American
film I was 16.

526
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:59,917
Man, she was incredible.

527
00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:07,525
So my friends and I, we just
saw it over and over and over.

528
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,695
And one day, I was hooked.

529
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:17,234
Angelina Jolie.

530
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:20,571
Lara croft, tomb raider.

531
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:21,573
We're in the biz.

532
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:53,971
So tell me something
about your film, sir.

533
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,239
Go ahead, you're a director.

534
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:56,907
What's going on with the film?

535
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,909
My film is a
remake of "gone with the wind."

536
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,678
I use trained chimps.

537
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,946
Ok.

538
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,681
But with the right
lens you couldn't

539
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:06,917
tell the difference between
Kokomo junior and Vivian Lee.

540
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,319
They're almost identical.

541
00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:09,820
Oh, by the way,
the television station

542
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:10,921
Wohi is here.

543
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,089
O'hi.

544
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,125
Yep, thank you for coming.

545
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:16,193
And what is your
film about, sir?

546
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,528
How do you even answer that?

547
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:18,929
What's the ocean about?

548
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,431
What's sand about?

549
00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:22,299
What's sky about?

550
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:23,467
It's about passion.

551
00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:24,502
All right, man.

552
00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,837
It's about... fucking your heart.

553
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:30,975
Oh, thanks.

554
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:33,978
My film is about an
African American director

555
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,113
in an African
American wheelchair.

556
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,716
Starring an African American,
produced by an African

557
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,118
American, edited by
an African American,

558
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,186
about African Americans.

559
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,056
So for those who
don't know, obviously,

560
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:49,026
African American is the name
of... the politically correct

561
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,060
for black.

562
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:51,195
That black is African American.

563
00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,329
Right, yes.

564
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:54,064
No, it is.

565
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,500
But for those who were like...
Like I was brought up on some

566
00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:59,336
you know uncle, like '30s...

567
00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:00,538
What's your point?

568
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:01,505
What are you trying
to say to me?

569
00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,240
Yeah, just say it.

570
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,075
Because you are in a wheelchair
are you angry like spike Lee?

571
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,912
Like is this genetic
that you can't walk?

572
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:10,147
No, it's because I got
shot, mother fucker.

573
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,986
I can't walk but
my films have legs.

574
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:17,756
Really well said.

575
00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:21,258
Um, hi, I'm a mom.

576
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,893
Oh, yes.

577
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,161
Thank you.

578
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,329
That's what I'm talking about.

579
00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:27,031
You look like Ava Gardner.

580
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:29,567
Rita Hayworth, you look
like Rita Hayworth.

581
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:30,267
Ok.

582
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,936
Veronica lake.

583
00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,938
I just don't know any of the
people you're talking about.

584
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,372
She's one of the legends.

585
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,408
I still don't know who
you're talking about.

586
00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:39,109
She was known as hair.

587
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:42,546
She ended up as a waitress at
the Figaro cafe in her 50's

588
00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:44,748
she lost all of her money
after "Sullivan's travels."

589
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,250
She became a prostitute.

590
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:53,724
Anyway, I had a question
for each of the directors.

591
00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:56,961
And though I have not
seen any of the films,

592
00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:59,964
I was wondering if
any or all of you

593
00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:03,267
have had a chance
to meet Paula Abdul.

594
00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:05,970
You may know because Paula
is half, she's mulatto.

595
00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:07,471
Right?

596
00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:08,606
I'm not trying to be... I'm
not trying to be racist.

597
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,207
I grew up in the
'30's... all right,

598
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:11,375
I didn't grow up in the '30's
but I watched stuff from

599
00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:12,576
the '30s.

600
00:25:12,578 --> 00:25:14,912
And I just love
the beauty of skin.

601
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:16,881
And a lot of the
black... the blacks

602
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,215
in the black and white films.

603
00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:20,117
African Americans
in African American...

604
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,585
They didn't call them African
American and white films.

605
00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:23,254
They called them
black and white films.

606
00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:24,722
Just letting you know.

607
00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:26,590
Can you shut up for
10 seconds or less?

608
00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:29,593
Does anybody else
have a question?

609
00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:32,229
Yes, Sam Feldman,
aspiring actor.

610
00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,064
Is it true that
directors get to sleep

611
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:36,567
with the stars of their films?

612
00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:39,737
I hear this is another
way to get to the top,

613
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:41,238
according to the little rascals.

614
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:45,109
Buckwheat was also... uh,
slept his way to the top.

615
00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,944
This is an old... I'm
not, it's not racist.

616
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:47,978
I'm just saying...

617
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:48,679
Do you have a problem with me?

618
00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:49,313
No, I'm sorry.

619
00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:50,180
I didn't...

620
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,081
Do you have an issue?

621
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,083
Do we have a problem?

622
00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:56,287
No, no, please.

623
00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:59,690
You're ride is caught
in the chair, dude.

624
00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:00,691
Hold on.

625
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:01,859
Ok, go back.

626
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,694
Excuse me, I have to pee.

627
00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:07,665
I just had a really
Venti skim chi.

628
00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,099
I have to pee.

629
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:10,034
Do you have the key?

630
00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:11,936
Oh, yes, we have one here.

631
00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,170
Ok, thank you.

632
00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:14,038
Good luck, everybody.

633
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,205
Sorry.

634
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:16,373
If you wouldn't
mind signing out.

635
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:18,776
We have a bathroom sign out.

636
00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:22,713
It's part of the festival.

637
00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:24,848
O'hi.

638
00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:25,549
All, right.

639
00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:26,483
Just this way.

640
00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:27,952
Go ahead.

641
00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:30,821
Uh, and I don't, I don't
have a sharpie on me.

642
00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:32,489
I apologize.

643
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,023
But I was just wondering if
you could sign that for me.

644
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:33,824
Oh, no.

645
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,192
Not of this photo.

646
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:35,826
No, this photo's the
bane of my existence.

647
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,461
Beautiful.

648
00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:39,330
I wanted to be the
greatest dramatic actress

649
00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:41,065
of my generation.

650
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:45,636
Baftas and Oscars and... but you
know my husband, my ex-husband,

651
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:48,339
he forced me to be the sex idol.

652
00:26:48,341 --> 00:26:49,239
It's not me.

653
00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:50,240
Yeah?

654
00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:50,975
What the hell is happening?

655
00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:51,742
Where are we?

656
00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:53,510
Where's my hotel?

657
00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:56,347
We, uh, this is where you'll be
getting ready for the festival.

658
00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:58,148
I even got you a key.

659
00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:00,718
69, which is the... no.

660
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:05,089
It's the year, 1969, that you
got, uh, your first film became

661
00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:05,823
huge.

662
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:06,390
Give me the key.

663
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:07,392
Ok.

664
00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:12,429
He's so hot.

665
00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:14,064
Maybe we can meet
him at the festival.

666
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,332
God, hope so.

667
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:16,774
Can you imagine
seeing him in person?

668
00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:21,572
Really?

669
00:27:22,608 --> 00:27:29,713
O'hi, my O'hi, you
mean the world to me.

670
00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:37,715
O'hi, my O'hi, there's no
place I would rather be.

671
00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:39,757
Too much of cheese.

672
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:40,724
Too much of meat.

673
00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:42,393
Too much of salty, salty.

674
00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:43,761
Impossible.

675
00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:47,197
Oh, my god, all the
sandwiches looks good.

676
00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:50,567
Don't you have, uh,
anything healthy?

677
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,403
Would you like a hamburger?

678
00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:53,971
Fruit?

679
00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,406
Fruita?

680
00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:56,807
Something without the sugar.

681
00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:57,641
No, ma'am.

682
00:27:57,643 --> 00:27:58,542
I'm sorry, we don't.

683
00:27:58,544 --> 00:27:59,376
Give it a rest.

684
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,145
This ain't the Ivy.

685
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,113
I specifically told you
not to bring this girl

686
00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:04,615
to the festival.

687
00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:06,617
And since when do I start
taking orders from you?

688
00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:09,720
You know I have to do
what's best for the film

689
00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:13,257
and she is key to reaching
our target audience.

690
00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:15,759
Since the principal
investor is due by limited,

691
00:28:15,761 --> 00:28:17,628
and I am due by
limited, don't you

692
00:28:17,630 --> 00:28:19,096
think perhaps you
should reconsider

693
00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:20,731
who is key to this film?

694
00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:22,399
Limited I understand.

695
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,969
Excuse, I have to take
this terrible food.

696
00:28:25,971 --> 00:28:27,971
I give into America.

697
00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:29,740
I give in.

698
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:31,775
I have high cholesterol a little
bit, but now I'm going to die.

699
00:28:31,777 --> 00:28:33,243
I was going to
take a piece of pie

700
00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:35,479
but I guess I'll just
take the whole pie.

701
00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:36,814
You're going to take the whole?

702
00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:37,681
Well, wait a second.

703
00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:39,083
No, don't.

704
00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:40,851
I'm in a fucking
cafeteria in a high school.

705
00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:42,286
No, it's not a
real film festival.

706
00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:45,756
It's the stupid, stupidest
thing I've ever...

707
00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,091
Oh, excuse me, miss.

708
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:49,293
Excuse me, that's
reserved for the talent.

709
00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:50,427
You can sit here.

710
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:51,295
Oh, ok.

711
00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:52,262
Thanks.

712
00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:53,130
Yeah, hold on, I got one.

713
00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:54,431
5'6", light brown hair.

714
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,666
All right, I'm going
to call you back.

715
00:28:55,668 --> 00:28:56,200
Bye.

716
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,202
Hi.

717
00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:58,536
Oh, wow.

718
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:05,275
Hot, hot.

719
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,211
Will you marry me?

720
00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:08,679
Look over here.

721
00:29:08,681 --> 00:29:09,947
Hey, guys.

722
00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:11,281
Hey, Sam Feldman.

723
00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:12,516
You know we were actually

724
00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:14,151
in the middle of a
conversation here.

725
00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:15,719
Thank you, Libby.

726
00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:18,155
Um, so I am a working actor.

727
00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:20,624
I took a head shot on
one of security cameras.

728
00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:22,226
This was my employee
of the week photo.

729
00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,495
You know what, Sam, I was
in the middle of something.

730
00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:27,664
Hey, you ever though
about being an actress?

731
00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:34,505
Jermaine Johnson.

732
00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:35,507
Jermaine@afronet.Com.

733
00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:39,409
Your card is black.

734
00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:40,744
African American.

735
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:43,547
A little bit more
African than American

736
00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:46,483
if you know what I mean.

737
00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:48,018
I play all the vegetables too.

738
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,419
I see.

739
00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:50,721
And it's basically like
I'm left alone at night.

740
00:29:50,723 --> 00:29:51,221
I could see that.

741
00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:51,755
Oh.

742
00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:52,556
I could.

743
00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:53,357
I could see that.

744
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:54,024
I think you'd be...

745
00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,259
Ok, great.

746
00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:56,994
I'll just put my
number in your phone.

747
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,662
So I don't know how.

748
00:29:58,664 --> 00:30:00,264
I'm going to, I'm going to
write my number on your phone

749
00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:01,431
because I don't know
how this thing works.

750
00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:03,100
So I'll just write
it on the back.

751
00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:04,034
No, no, no, no, no.

752
00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:04,735
Don't write it.

753
00:30:04,737 --> 00:30:05,235
Don't write it.

754
00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:06,270
Ok.

755
00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:06,870
Chloe, Chloe, sign my picture.

756
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:08,672
Sure.

757
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:10,107
To Decker.

758
00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,075
You want to hang out?

759
00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:17,548
Here we go, ladies and
gentlemen, mayor Urgitt.

760
00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:18,550
There you go.

761
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,021
Thank you, ladies and
gentlemen. For being here.

762
00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:27,224
Anybody still hungry?

763
00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:30,727
We want to thank Sam
Feldman, who's market donated

764
00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:31,729
all that delicious food.

765
00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,631
Thank you, Sam.

766
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:37,935
I know that one or two of
the hamburger hill hamburgers

767
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,269
were a little under done.

768
00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:40,971
But I think that, I
think, that they're

769
00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:43,407
probably... I don't think
there was a problem.

770
00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:44,808
I had one.

771
00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:46,877
We come now to
the most exciting part

772
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:50,581
of this festival, the
prestigious humanitarian award.

773
00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:54,785
And we're giving it to a
wonderful really deserving man.

774
00:30:54,787 --> 00:30:56,587
And I want him to come
up here, Nick twain.

775
00:30:57,623 --> 00:31:00,090
Come on up here, Nick.

776
00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:03,727
But before we give him the
award we have a little surprise.

777
00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:08,265
Thank you.

778
00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:08,999
Thank you.

779
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,568
Thank you.

780
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:14,972
Nick twain,
an all-American success story.

781
00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:18,909
Nick twain's forefathers
came over on the mayflower.

782
00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:21,745
His kin were among the first
to travel across the wild west.

783
00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:25,949
Two twain brothers got separated
crossing the Oregon trail.

784
00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:28,352
And that's how we got
the expression never

785
00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:29,820
the twain shall meet.

786
00:31:29,822 --> 00:31:30,921
It's in his autobiography.

787
00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:35,692
I did.

788
00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:36,493
I did.

789
00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:37,661
I wrote about it.

790
00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:39,963
That was, um, that was great.

791
00:31:39,965 --> 00:31:42,032
And I know that there are
a lot of you out there

792
00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:44,101
who have some wonderful
things to say about Nick.

793
00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:48,138
So I'd love for... we could
start with the stars of "barium

794
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:50,040
enigma," ZZ Reed.

795
00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:51,475
Uh, he's been delayed.

796
00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:56,280
Oh, he's still not here yet.

797
00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:57,814
Um, Chloe Blakely?

798
00:31:57,816 --> 00:31:58,816
Chloe?

799
00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:04,821
Oh, my god.

800
00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:06,023
She must have stepped out.

801
00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,357
Claudia?

802
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:17,567
Oh, we were married 15 years.

803
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:18,569
We have a two dog.

804
00:32:20,972 --> 00:32:24,074
He like very much when
the dog lick his feet

805
00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:25,275
and they share a bone.

806
00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:30,280
He was a big tipper.

807
00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:35,519
That's about everything
that was a big.

808
00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:39,323
Thank you, Claudia.

809
00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:42,159
There couldn't be a
more deserving man.

810
00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:44,861
I mean this is a man whose
heart is as big as his...

811
00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:46,663
I have something that
I would like to say.

812
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:47,497
We have one more.

813
00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:50,100
A fan, obviously.

814
00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,202
Can we have a fan up here?

815
00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,170
Hi.

816
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:53,837
Hi, it's good to meet you.

817
00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:54,839
Hi.

818
00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:59,042
Speak right into the mic.

819
00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:06,283
I will...

820
00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:07,050
Don't be nervous.

821
00:33:07,052 --> 00:33:09,353
Go ahead.

822
00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:14,758
Well, I know
everything about you.

823
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,959
Oh, well.

824
00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:18,462
I've read your book
and I don't know

825
00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:22,532
what I can say about you that
you haven't said yourself

826
00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:30,534
except for the fact that,
uh, you came to this town

827
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:34,945
24 and 1/2 years ago
and met my mother.

828
00:33:34,947 --> 00:33:37,414
And it was such a
great honor for her.

829
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:43,420
And she threw herself on
you and you slept with her.

830
00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:46,823
And you impregnated her.

831
00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,558
And I am the spawn.

832
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,662
And you see, you feel nothing
because I am your daughter.

833
00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:56,333
I have this birth
certificate to show you.

834
00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:57,300
Thank you, young lady.

835
00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:58,101
Thank you.

836
00:33:58,103 --> 00:33:59,836
I'm... here please.

837
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:02,439
And I also have your DNA.

838
00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:06,076
And I'm going to be vindicated.

839
00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:07,110
All right well this is...

840
00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:07,744
Not a gun.

841
00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:08,578
Not a gun.

842
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:09,846
No, it's not a gun.

843
00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,782
I don't know what
she's talking about.

844
00:34:11,784 --> 00:34:12,649
All right?

845
00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:14,851
I don't have any idea.

846
00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:16,753
I do not know either.

847
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:21,625
Nicholas twain
had sexual relations

848
00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:24,361
with a cheerleader
from our very own O'hi.

849
00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:28,198
It makes us feel thrilled
at our close knit connection

850
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,699
to Hollywood.

851
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,835
I also am an illegitimate child.

852
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:35,172
Well, congratulations, Nick.

853
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,507
The humanitarian award.

854
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:39,443
Thank you, Harvey.

855
00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:41,845
Thank you very much.

856
00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:44,981
This is a moment that
I will Cherish forever.

857
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:45,983
Thank you.

858
00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:59,029
Nicky, Amore.

859
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,870
You slept with an
under aged cheerleader.

860
00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:09,639
And while we were married.

861
00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:11,842
If I had a nickle for every
time somebody accused me

862
00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:13,376
of being their father
I'd be so rich.

863
00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:14,544
You don't have a nickle.

864
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,179
Now, you don't know that.

865
00:35:16,181 --> 00:35:17,914
Yes, I do.

866
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:22,319
The fresh flowers in your foyer
are so dry they are crumbling.

867
00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:24,988
And your soft towels
in your powder room,

868
00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:26,756
they are going gray.

869
00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:30,994
And you're Mexican maid,
she's not even a Mexican.

870
00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,195
You are disturbed.

871
00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:38,101
You even sold your watch.

872
00:35:38,103 --> 00:35:39,603
The beautiful watch
that Cubra gave you.

873
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,371
And you said that you
would never part with it.

874
00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:44,274
I prefer my gold Rolex.

875
00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:48,044
Your gold Rolex isn't even real.

876
00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:52,048
Oh, if you had a
nickel you wouldn't

877
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:57,387
have asked me to invest in your
bomb of a movie, my darling.

878
00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,524
The reason that you invested
in my bomb of a movie

879
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:04,027
is because it's the only way
you can get a fucking part.

880
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:09,733
You're a cocksucker.

881
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:12,135
Oh, I wish I was
a cocksucker, then

882
00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:13,436
I never would have married you.

883
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:19,743
Oh!

884
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,111
I'm sorry.

885
00:36:21,113 --> 00:36:23,980
I'm not... I didn't,
I'm not, I'm not here.

886
00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:26,082
Please go, go about
your business.

887
00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:31,121
I wasn't, uh, you just,
you look fantastic.

888
00:36:31,123 --> 00:36:31,888
Ok.

889
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,491
God I'm...

890
00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:40,997
Where the hell are you?

891
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:44,834
I'm at a Rinky dink rest stop.

892
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,803
No, Nick, I don't know
what's wrong with it

893
00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:50,307
because I haven't driven myself
anywhere in the last 10 years.

894
00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,342
I've been hitching for
the last two miles.

895
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:53,610
Ok?

896
00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:54,844
And no one has
stopped to pick me up.

897
00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:57,080
I mean doesn't
anybody know who I am?

898
00:36:57,082 --> 00:36:59,149
Nick twain, Nick twain,

899
00:36:59,151 --> 00:37:01,184
report to the principal's
office immediately.

900
00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:02,619
I gotta go.

901
00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:04,287
I'm being summoned to
the principal's office.

902
00:37:04,289 --> 00:37:06,356
Don't you think it might
have been worth mentioning

903
00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:07,757
that you had been here before?

904
00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:10,026
That you knocked up
some high school kid.

905
00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:12,095
How many careers are you
trying to destroy today?

906
00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:14,164
It's all a misunderstanding.

907
00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:17,133
I mean besides. It's not
even that big a deal.

908
00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,936
Well it may not
be a big deal to you

909
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:21,938
but you're not
running for governor.

910
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:24,341
I have family values to uphold.

911
00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,642
Governor, you say.

912
00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:28,812
Oh, I love a woman in power.

913
00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:30,313
It's very, very sexy.

914
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:36,319
No luck.

915
00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:38,521
No luck but nice hair.

916
00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:39,723
Psyche it up.

917
00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:40,457
Psyche it up.

918
00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:41,024
Psyche it up.

919
00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:42,026
Yeah.

920
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,885
What a day, huh?

921
00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:51,027
Mama Mia.

922
00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,029
Oh, god.

923
00:39:12,216 --> 00:39:13,216
My god!

924
00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:13,883
What are you doing in here?

925
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:15,285
Now, get out.

926
00:39:15,287 --> 00:39:16,486
Now, get out.

927
00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:17,487
Why, you don't
have to put that on.

928
00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:18,121
Get out!

929
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:18,722
I'm sorry.

930
00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:19,724
Go!

931
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,100
Do you mind?

932
00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:34,471
That cream is not good.

933
00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:35,939
That's not good for your skin.

934
00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:37,474
Cheap stuff.

935
00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:38,742
Doesn't cover your wrinkles?

936
00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:40,310
I hope you brought
something to cover

937
00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:42,812
your complete lack of talent.

938
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:45,448
Coming from the b list actress.

939
00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:47,417
Washed up b movie actress.

940
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:48,685
Sorry.

941
00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:50,120
I may be a b movie
actress but at least

942
00:39:50,122 --> 00:39:52,122
I didn't have to sleep
with everything in sight

943
00:39:52,124 --> 00:39:53,790
to get the part.

944
00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:55,859
Well, from what Nicky's told
me you wouldn't have gotten

945
00:39:55,861 --> 00:39:57,994
very far that way anyway.

946
00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:58,862
Oh.

947
00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,163
So where will you be?

948
00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:01,931
Let's have a look
at you in 20 years.

949
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:06,202
For one thing, I'll be
about 10 or 15 years younger

950
00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:07,670
than you are now.

951
00:40:07,672 --> 00:40:09,506
You think you're so sexy?

952
00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:10,508
Ow.

953
00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:16,012
Oh, oh, oh.

954
00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:16,880
You want it.

955
00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:18,515
You want it, you got it.

956
00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:19,048
Me.

957
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,283
Bitch!

958
00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:23,486
You take on me,
you have a problem.

959
00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:29,993
Oh, I'm sorry.

960
00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:30,994
So sorry.

961
00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:33,496
That was way too good.

962
00:40:33,498 --> 00:40:35,465
What the... why are you
always freaking out?

963
00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:35,999
What now?

964
00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,033
What?

965
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,468
What is all this dramatic about?

966
00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:42,472
What are you going
to do with that video?

967
00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:45,008
Hopefully, I'll put it
on YouTube or something.

968
00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:47,177
You want to be on
YouTube with this?

969
00:40:47,179 --> 00:40:48,378
Sure.

970
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:50,146
Why not?

971
00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:53,650
It's free publicity and just in
time for my new clothing line

972
00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:55,452
launch and my new book release.

973
00:40:58,155 --> 00:41:01,057
You're not so stupid after all.

974
00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:03,526
Won't matter anyway once I win.

975
00:41:03,528 --> 00:41:11,528
You were expecting a long hard
spindle with your name on it?

976
00:41:12,404 --> 00:41:16,739
Oh, he, he wouldn't.

977
00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:19,209
Ha!

978
00:41:19,211 --> 00:41:23,279
Obviously you don't know
him as well as I do. Oh!

979
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:24,281
Bastard!

980
00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:25,615
What you want to do, baby?

981
00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:26,583
It's on you.

982
00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:27,250
What you want to do, baby?

983
00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:28,218
It's on you.

984
00:41:28,220 --> 00:41:28,885
What you want to do, baby?

985
00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:29,752
It's on you.

986
00:41:29,754 --> 00:41:30,620
What's going on, man?

987
00:41:30,622 --> 00:41:32,455
Your rap is so tight.

988
00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:34,190
You here, Marianne,
you're quite a girl.

989
00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:40,763
Lipstick.

990
00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:42,198
Oh, here comes trouble.

991
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,766
How dare you lie to me.

992
00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,368
Poor stupid girl
believes she's going

993
00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:46,736
to win an award for acting.

994
00:41:46,738 --> 00:41:48,738
Is it fixed or what?

995
00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:50,106
You told them?

996
00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:51,541
Please shut up.

997
00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:52,942
Don't tell me to shut up!

998
00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:54,444
You shut up.

999
00:41:54,446 --> 00:41:56,145
You bastard, you're
nothing but a lying asshole.

1000
00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:57,580
We're not married anymore.

1001
00:41:57,582 --> 00:41:59,716
I don't have to take
this shit so fuck off.

1002
00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:03,319
Would you cut it out with that
phony spaghetti accent shit?

1003
00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:04,821
I know where you're from.

1004
00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:06,556
Dunk it
up your own nose, darling.

1005
00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:08,057
If you know what's good for you.

1006
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:08,925
She's British?

1007
00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:09,893
How do you people know?

1008
00:42:09,895 --> 00:42:12,295
About her accent?

1009
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:13,596
Everybody does now.

1010
00:42:13,598 --> 00:42:16,399
About the fix, you moron!

1011
00:42:16,401 --> 00:42:19,502
Everyone's going to
know about the fix

1012
00:42:19,504 --> 00:42:23,172
if you don't lower your voices.

1013
00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:24,607
I've got to go take a leak.

1014
00:42:24,609 --> 00:42:25,609
You dick!

1015
00:42:28,846 --> 00:42:31,314
I'm going to have you arrested.

1016
00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:34,651
You're a disgrace
to family values.

1017
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,352
What you want to do, baby?

1018
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:37,320
It's on you.

1019
00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:38,321
What you want to do, baby?

1020
00:42:38,323 --> 00:42:39,289
It's on you.

1021
00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:39,989
What you want to do, baby?

1022
00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:40,924
It's on you.

1023
00:42:40,926 --> 00:42:41,791
What's going on, man?

1024
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:42,793
Your rap is so tight.

1025
00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:49,165
Who's your director?

1026
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:51,668
Who's your director?

1027
00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:53,670
Say my name.

1028
00:42:53,672 --> 00:42:54,637
Greg Johnson.

1029
00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:56,873
Jermaine Johnson.

1030
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,541
Come on, say you want
to be in my movie.

1031
00:42:58,543 --> 00:42:59,709
I want to be in your movie,

1032
00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:00,877
what movie do you want to be in?

1033
00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:02,478
I want to be in
your black movie.

1034
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,714
My African American movie.

1035
00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:08,952
You want to be, you
want to be... oh!

1036
00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:20,957
Oh, it's a miracle.

1037
00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:22,299
Shit!

1038
00:43:25,336 --> 00:43:28,037
They work!

1039
00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:29,039
Ah!

1040
00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:34,344
They fucking work.

1041
00:43:34,346 --> 00:43:35,346
Oh, shit.

1042
00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:41,684
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1043
00:43:41,686 --> 00:43:42,885
All right, look.

1044
00:43:42,887 --> 00:43:46,155
You're not going
to out me, are you?

1045
00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:49,025
My pants are fucking ripped.

1046
00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:51,494
Bitch, you ripped my pants.

1047
00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:26,562
You are the worst fucking
agent on the planet.

1048
00:44:26,564 --> 00:44:29,599
What's wrong now?

1049
00:44:29,601 --> 00:44:35,204
Your job is to do everything
you can to protect the film.

1050
00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:38,074
And if your job is
babysitting the talent then

1051
00:44:38,076 --> 00:44:39,942
that's what you're
supposed fucking be doing.

1052
00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:41,110
Babysitting the talent.

1053
00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:42,311
Ok.

1054
00:44:42,313 --> 00:44:43,413
There is more wrong
with this movie

1055
00:44:43,415 --> 00:44:45,048
than babysitting can cure.

1056
00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:47,250
Oh, now you're a
fucking critic too, huh?

1057
00:44:47,252 --> 00:44:50,420
Do you think that I
came all the way to O'hi

1058
00:44:50,422 --> 00:44:54,323
dragging Hollywood's most
desperate without having

1059
00:44:54,325 --> 00:44:56,159
some kind of assurances?

1060
00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:57,627
Give me a break.

1061
00:44:57,629 --> 00:44:58,728
Assurances?

1062
00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:01,731
What assurances?

1063
00:45:01,733 --> 00:45:05,401
I've got the whole
jury in my pocket.

1064
00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:09,472
"Barium enigma" is going
to sweep the spindles.

1065
00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:13,076
The first time in the
history of any film festival.

1066
00:45:13,078 --> 00:45:14,243
I can get you in "variety."

1067
00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:16,813
Not the front page but...

1068
00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:19,148
Look, son, I get it.

1069
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:23,953
You think the film is a bust and
you think I'm yesterday's news.

1070
00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:25,788
And meanwhile,
back in Hollywood,

1071
00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:27,657
careers are being
made every minute

1072
00:45:27,659 --> 00:45:29,292
and you're stuck
out here in O'hi.

1073
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:31,694
Well I get it because I was you.

1074
00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:33,496
A gopher for king Vidor.

1075
00:45:33,498 --> 00:45:34,530
Who's that?

1076
00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:36,699
Is king Vidor some period piece?

1077
00:45:36,701 --> 00:45:38,134
Ah, you asshole.

1078
00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:41,337
King Vidor was a great
director in his prime.

1079
00:45:41,339 --> 00:45:42,872
This was at the
end of his career.

1080
00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:44,941
One of his last movies.

1081
00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:48,945
"Solomon and Sheeba," it's
starring Tyrone Power.

1082
00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:52,548
Ty is like having a dueling
scene with George Sanders.

1083
00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:57,186
In the middle of shooting
the picture he keels over,

1084
00:45:57,188 --> 00:45:59,555
he has a heart
attack, and he dies.

1085
00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:01,991
UA says we're
canceling the picture.

1086
00:46:01,993 --> 00:46:04,060
King Vidor, while
he's debating them,

1087
00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:07,830
secretly has me fly to
la, get Yul Brynner,

1088
00:46:07,832 --> 00:46:10,199
fly him back, put
him up in a hotel.

1089
00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:13,069
He shoots for a day with Gina
Lollobrigida and himself.

1090
00:46:13,071 --> 00:46:17,140
Secretly, while on his own dime,
he goes into an editing room

1091
00:46:17,142 --> 00:46:18,508
alone.

1092
00:46:18,510 --> 00:46:20,343
He edits the things,
sends the scenes back

1093
00:46:20,345 --> 00:46:24,647
with long shots of Tyrone Power
intercut with Yul Brynner.

1094
00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:26,015
They love it.

1095
00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:29,385
They green light us
to finish the picture.

1096
00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:30,219
Was it a hit?

1097
00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:33,089
No, it was bomb.

1098
00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:35,091
So you're telling me
this is your last movie

1099
00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:36,759
and it's going to be a bomb.

1100
00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:39,562
No, I'm telling you
that the point of this

1101
00:46:39,564 --> 00:46:41,831
is that you do
everything you can

1102
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,733
in your power to
protect the film.

1103
00:46:50,707 --> 00:46:52,308
Hey, let's talk about this.

1104
00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:09,358
Shit, I'll get there
as quick as I can.

1105
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,360
What's gong on?

1106
00:47:13,096 --> 00:47:14,964
Give me your keys, I
got to borrow your car.

1107
00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:16,566
Whoa, nobody drives
my car but me.

1108
00:47:16,568 --> 00:47:18,634
Let me tell you something,
this is the first problem

1109
00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:20,736
that we've had today
that's worthy of my time.

1110
00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:22,638
Remember that young
male lead that you

1111
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,041
were supposed to get safely
here to the festival?

1112
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:28,477
Well, he's on his way to jail
for having tried to solicit sex

1113
00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:29,579
from an undercover cop.

1114
00:47:29,581 --> 00:47:30,880
Now give me the fucking keys.

1115
00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:37,286
And on your job
security, your life,

1116
00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:39,388
nobody better hear of this.

1117
00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:42,592
No email, no texts,
no phone calls.

1118
00:47:42,594 --> 00:47:43,926
Make sure of that.

1119
00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:58,975
Care to comment on the top
story of my evening broadcasts?

1120
00:47:58,977 --> 00:48:01,811
The arrest and outing
of a major movie star.

1121
00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:07,416
I represent ZZ.

1122
00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:08,184
Ok?

1123
00:48:08,186 --> 00:48:09,018
Right.

1124
00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:09,986
Let me talk to him.

1125
00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:12,021
Let me talk to his studio.

1126
00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:14,423
Hypothetically, the story
of a hot young actor

1127
00:48:14,425 --> 00:48:16,659
being forced out of the
closet could get turned

1128
00:48:16,661 --> 00:48:18,361
into a major Hollywood movie.

1129
00:48:18,363 --> 00:48:22,598
Hypothetically, you could
be a producer on this movie.

1130
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,768
A producer, how are
you to make it happen?

1131
00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:26,636
I mean look at you.

1132
00:48:26,638 --> 00:48:27,637
You're a little baby.

1133
00:48:27,639 --> 00:48:29,005
You're little baby agent.

1134
00:48:29,007 --> 00:48:30,306
What do little baby agents do?

1135
00:48:30,308 --> 00:48:32,608
They get coffee, they
take phone calls.

1136
00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:34,143
Five seconds.

1137
00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:35,145
Wait here.

1138
00:48:42,019 --> 00:48:45,388
Here I have somebody that
wants to talk to you.

1139
00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:47,156
Ok. Is it your mom?

1140
00:48:47,158 --> 00:48:48,190
Hello?

1141
00:48:48,192 --> 00:48:49,659
How you dong?

1142
00:48:49,661 --> 00:48:50,826
Do you know who I am?

1143
00:48:50,828 --> 00:48:54,363
Oh, my god, Mr. Nicholson.

1144
00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:55,865
- I
- want to know what

1145
00:48:55,867 --> 00:48:58,334
we're going to do about this.

1146
00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:00,670
Can you handle the truth?

1147
00:49:00,672 --> 00:49:01,704
Yes, sir.

1148
00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:03,739
Thank you.

1149
00:49:03,741 --> 00:49:05,141
Right, huh?

1150
00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:06,008
I'm in.

1151
00:49:06,010 --> 00:49:07,043
That's what I thought.

1152
00:49:07,045 --> 00:49:08,811
Oh, my god.

1153
00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:10,479
A little baby agent, take the
little baby agent thing back.

1154
00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:12,515
Oh, I take it back.

1155
00:49:12,517 --> 00:49:13,249
I'm so sorry.

1156
00:49:13,251 --> 00:49:14,750
I'm so sorry.

1157
00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,686
So what do we do now?

1158
00:49:16,688 --> 00:49:18,321
Now?

1159
00:49:18,323 --> 00:49:20,890
Well, if we were la we would
celebrate at the peninsula

1160
00:49:20,892 --> 00:49:22,258
over a split of cristal.

1161
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:24,927
Oh, that sounds
fancy but I think

1162
00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:28,230
I have something you'll like
a little better than that.

1163
00:49:28,232 --> 00:49:29,498
What are these going to do?

1164
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,033
Do you know what
these are going to do?

1165
00:49:31,035 --> 00:49:31,901
No, no, no.

1166
00:49:31,903 --> 00:49:32,735
Ow!

1167
00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:34,704
How does that feel?

1168
00:49:34,706 --> 00:49:36,038
Does that feel good?

1169
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,540
No, it does not feel good.

1170
00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:38,407
No!

1171
00:49:38,409 --> 00:49:39,275
Oh, this one's lonely.

1172
00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:40,276
Oh, he needs a friend.

1173
00:49:40,278 --> 00:49:40,843
No!

1174
00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:41,677
Oh, god.

1175
00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:42,411
Oh, does that hurt?

1176
00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:43,679
Oh, god.

1177
00:49:43,681 --> 00:49:44,747
Oh, what about in
your belly button?

1178
00:49:44,749 --> 00:49:46,182
I don't want my belly button.

1179
00:49:46,184 --> 00:49:46,949
Oh, guess what
else I have for you.

1180
00:49:46,951 --> 00:49:47,616
I don't feel safe.

1181
00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:48,284
Safety word.

1182
00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:49,185
Safety word.

1183
00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:50,586
What's the safety word?

1184
00:49:50,588 --> 00:49:53,055
Oh, there is no safety
word in this bedroom.

1185
00:49:53,057 --> 00:49:54,890
What is this?

1186
00:49:54,892 --> 00:49:56,859
That is a shoehorn.

1187
00:49:56,861 --> 00:49:59,028
And what is it going to do?

1188
00:49:59,030 --> 00:49:59,929
Take yours shoes off.

1189
00:49:59,931 --> 00:50:00,863
Hit you!

1190
00:50:00,865 --> 00:50:03,199
Tell me my tic is sexy.

1191
00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:04,100
Your tic is sexy.

1192
00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:05,434
Louder!

1193
00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:06,936
You have the sexiest
tic I've ever seen.

1194
00:50:06,938 --> 00:50:07,636
You have the sexiest tic
out of any disabled person

1195
00:50:07,638 --> 00:50:08,638
I've ever met.

1196
00:50:09,073 --> 00:50:11,207
Oh, your phone.

1197
00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:13,142
Don't touch my phone.

1198
00:50:13,144 --> 00:50:14,076
Oh, who's calling?

1199
00:50:14,078 --> 00:50:14,610
Don't touch!

1200
00:50:14,612 --> 00:50:15,578
That's...

1201
00:50:15,580 --> 00:50:16,245
Do you want to answer it?

1202
00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:17,079
No, I don't.

1203
00:50:17,081 --> 00:50:18,047
Put the phone down.

1204
00:50:18,049 --> 00:50:18,881
Maybe I should answer it.

1205
00:50:18,883 --> 00:50:19,582
Should I answer it?

1206
00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:20,416
No, no, don't.

1207
00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:21,417
Don't pick that up.

1208
00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:22,284
What if it's George Clooney?

1209
00:50:22,286 --> 00:50:23,286
It's not George Clooney.

1210
00:50:24,988 --> 00:50:26,288
Hello?

1211
00:50:26,290 --> 00:50:27,256
Do you know who I am?

1212
00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:28,624
Can you handle the truth.

1213
00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:30,760
Hey, Sam Feldman here,
supermarket manager,

1214
00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:31,460
aspiring actor.

1215
00:50:31,462 --> 00:50:32,762
How's my Jack?

1216
00:50:32,764 --> 00:50:33,963
What do you think?

1217
00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:34,764
Not too shabby.

1218
00:50:34,766 --> 00:50:36,098
Do I get the part?

1219
00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:38,567
No, actually you
didn't get the job.

1220
00:50:41,271 --> 00:50:43,139
So you know Jack Nicholson, huh?

1221
00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:44,440
I do know Jack Nicholson.

1222
00:50:44,442 --> 00:50:45,141
I can explain.

1223
00:50:45,143 --> 00:50:45,641
Ow!

1224
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:46,142
Ok.

1225
00:50:46,144 --> 00:50:47,143
Ok.

1226
00:50:47,145 --> 00:50:48,844
There is no more explaining.

1227
00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:49,979
I am the boss here.

1228
00:50:49,981 --> 00:50:51,414
You're the boss.

1229
00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,948
I'm going to write the
best story of my career.

1230
00:50:52,950 --> 00:50:54,116
Ok.

1231
00:50:54,118 --> 00:50:55,418
So you can just
lie there and rot.

1232
00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,119
Can you just untie me?

1233
00:51:04,961 --> 00:51:06,429
Fucking psycho bitch.

1234
00:51:14,137 --> 00:51:16,939
Ha ha!

1235
00:51:16,941 --> 00:51:17,941
Ticking bitch.

1236
00:51:36,893 --> 00:51:37,960
No!

1237
00:51:37,962 --> 00:51:39,795
Ah, look at what we have here.

1238
00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:41,697
No, no, that's nothing.

1239
00:51:41,699 --> 00:51:43,032
I collect yarn because I'm a...

1240
00:51:43,034 --> 00:51:43,732
Yarn, yes.

1241
00:51:43,734 --> 00:51:46,635
I'm a knitter.

1242
00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:50,339
Don't bullshit a bullshit
artist, sweetheart.

1243
00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:53,042
I was just going to steal it
for a little while because I

1244
00:51:53,044 --> 00:51:55,511
thought maybe it would help
my story you know because I

1245
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,246
thought everyone loves
the national news...

1246
00:51:57,248 --> 00:51:59,148
I don't care about this.

1247
00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:01,917
What I care about is that you
forget what you heard today.

1248
00:52:01,919 --> 00:52:04,153
But my story.

1249
00:52:04,155 --> 00:52:06,088
There is no story
unless you want

1250
00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:07,756
me to see to it
that no broadcast

1251
00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:10,092
station in the country will
come anywhere near you.

1252
00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:12,061
After you get out of prison.

1253
00:52:17,567 --> 00:52:18,567
Disgusting.

1254
00:52:21,905 --> 00:52:23,739
Can I whip you a little
more before you go?

1255
00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:24,673
No.

1256
00:52:24,675 --> 00:52:25,241
Please.

1257
00:52:25,243 --> 00:52:26,243
No.

1258
00:52:34,886 --> 00:52:37,286
You have 20 new messages.

1259
00:52:37,288 --> 00:52:39,088
Manuel: Hey Mr. twain,

1260
00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:40,422
it's Manuel at the front gate.

1261
00:52:40,424 --> 00:52:41,690
A repo man came and
took away your Van.

1262
00:52:41,692 --> 00:52:42,925
Said you were late on payment.

1263
00:52:45,195 --> 00:52:46,629
Betsy: Yes, this is

1264
00:52:46,631 --> 00:52:49,965
Betsy, from California realty.

1265
00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:52,735
Could you please give us a call
back regarding overdue bills?

1266
00:52:52,737 --> 00:52:54,803
You've just won $50,000.

1267
00:52:54,805 --> 00:52:56,572
All you have to do
is enter channels 4's

1268
00:52:56,574 --> 00:52:58,574
you make the news sweepstakes.

1269
00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:04,079
Sorry
to bother you, Mr. twain.

1270
00:53:04,081 --> 00:53:08,450
A young lady has called
here seven times crying.

1271
00:53:08,452 --> 00:53:09,752
She claims to be your daughter.

1272
00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:20,129
You know it's going to
be dark before we get there.

1273
00:53:20,131 --> 00:53:21,730
I just don't get it.

1274
00:53:21,732 --> 00:53:23,132
They're dropping
all the charges.

1275
00:53:23,134 --> 00:53:25,668
We have what you'd call
a gentlemen's agreement.

1276
00:53:25,670 --> 00:53:26,936
To that effect, yes.

1277
00:53:26,938 --> 00:53:28,837
Ok, but how?

1278
00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:32,641
The sheriff is a Rolex man.

1279
00:53:32,643 --> 00:53:33,642
Oh, shit.

1280
00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:35,277
You didn't have to do that.

1281
00:53:35,279 --> 00:53:37,413
You owe me big time, man,
because it was a cosmograph.

1282
00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:39,114
Ow.

1283
00:53:39,116 --> 00:53:41,016
You're going to go out, you're
going to attempt this movie,

1284
00:53:41,018 --> 00:53:42,618
and you're going to move on.

1285
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:44,420
If you want to come out of
the closet at that moment

1286
00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:45,154
it's fine with me.

1287
00:53:45,156 --> 00:53:45,988
I'm not gay.

1288
00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:46,855
I told you I'm not.

1289
00:53:46,857 --> 00:53:48,023
You know I'm not gay.

1290
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:49,158
Hey, listen, I
don't give a shit.

1291
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,793
I am a producer.

1292
00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:52,094
You know?

1293
00:53:52,096 --> 00:53:53,529
If it's good for the
movie, it's true.

1294
00:53:53,531 --> 00:53:55,164
It it's not, it's not.

1295
00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:58,000
We all have our secrets.

1296
00:53:58,002 --> 00:54:00,536
The only good thing
about, getting old,

1297
00:54:00,538 --> 00:54:04,773
is when you've discovered you
just don't give a flying fuck.

1298
00:54:04,775 --> 00:54:05,775
That's all.

1299
00:54:08,511 --> 00:54:10,179
So was the cop good
looking, or what?

1300
00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:27,029
Dude, the bathroom is that way.

1301
00:54:45,348 --> 00:54:47,683
I couldn't sell this for
five bucks on the street.

1302
00:54:47,685 --> 00:54:51,153
I couldn't get this distributed
if I made a print myself

1303
00:54:51,155 --> 00:54:52,554
and took it to the Angelica.

1304
00:54:52,556 --> 00:54:54,023
And the book tour coming up?

1305
00:54:54,025 --> 00:54:55,424
I mean, come on.

1306
00:54:55,426 --> 00:54:57,026
You know as well I do
it's going to go far.

1307
00:54:57,028 --> 00:55:00,029
For the last film the internal
multiplier was over 3.9.

1308
00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:01,664
So it's bound to have legs.

1309
00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,532
It's going to at least go
for the full duration of two

1310
00:55:03,534 --> 00:55:04,066
months.

1311
00:55:04,068 --> 00:55:05,034
What?

1312
00:55:05,036 --> 00:55:06,068
No, yeah, I'm still here.

1313
00:55:06,070 --> 00:55:09,071
I, uh, your kind of breaking up.

1314
00:55:09,073 --> 00:55:11,440
Hold on, I'm going to
get better reception.

1315
00:55:11,442 --> 00:55:13,942
And if that's it, it
will make money in the back end.

1316
00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:17,946
Of course, all of my movies make
a lot of money in the back end.

1317
00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:20,883
If not first, when it breaks.

1318
00:55:20,885 --> 00:55:22,451
It's breaking wide though.

1319
00:55:22,453 --> 00:55:23,886
Well, no but...

1320
00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,521
No, I mean and the book tour...

1321
00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:27,356
It's huge, you got to
see it to believe it.

1322
00:55:27,358 --> 00:55:28,257
It's going to be...

1323
00:55:28,259 --> 00:55:29,458
No, I mean huge.

1324
00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:30,793
Great press
opportunities for me.

1325
00:55:30,795 --> 00:55:32,194
And you know what?

1326
00:55:32,196 --> 00:55:33,595
It's only going to get
bigger and bigger...

1327
00:55:33,597 --> 00:55:35,464
Yeah, well the gross
income of my products...

1328
00:55:35,466 --> 00:55:36,365
And stronger.

1329
00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:37,766
You know what I mean?

1330
00:55:37,768 --> 00:55:40,869
My products are getting
so, so much stronger.

1331
00:55:40,871 --> 00:55:41,904
Profits.

1332
00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:43,806
Harder and harder until...

1333
00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:44,773
People want them.

1334
00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:45,808
Until it peaks.

1335
00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:47,576
I told you, supply and demand.

1336
00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:49,445
And we'll pull it out and it's
just going to explode on DVD.

1337
00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:51,246
People are ready for it.

1338
00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:52,981
I thinks so, yeah.

1339
00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:54,483
Yeah.

1340
00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:55,117
But you know when I do
something like this I like

1341
00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:56,819
to do it...

1342
00:55:56,821 --> 00:55:57,720
No, I'm sick of you telling
me that you're going to do this

1343
00:55:57,722 --> 00:55:58,253
and not getting on this.

1344
00:55:58,255 --> 00:55:59,121
Again.

1345
00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,155
You know what I mean?

1346
00:56:00,157 --> 00:56:00,889
I don't like to just do it once.

1347
00:56:00,891 --> 00:56:01,490
Getting on it.

1348
00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:03,158
I'm ready.

1349
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,893
Yeah, I want you to start.

1350
00:56:04,895 --> 00:56:06,261
I can reach my hand into...

1351
00:56:06,263 --> 00:56:07,896
As soon as possible.

1352
00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:10,065
Wherever I need to to make
something like that happen.

1353
00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:11,400
Go for it while it's wide open.

1354
00:56:11,402 --> 00:56:12,968
You know what I'm saying?

1355
00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:14,303
I know exactly
what you're saying

1356
00:56:14,305 --> 00:56:15,905
I kind of want to
take it while it's hot.

1357
00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:27,983
Hey, you.

1358
00:56:33,356 --> 00:56:34,423
Hey, you.

1359
00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:37,626
Come here a minute come here.

1360
00:56:37,628 --> 00:56:39,795
Come here.

1361
00:56:39,797 --> 00:56:42,030
How old are you?

1362
00:56:42,032 --> 00:56:43,465
24.

1363
00:56:43,467 --> 00:56:45,601
24, I was here 24 years ago.

1364
00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:48,170
You know and I didn't
remember until I

1365
00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:50,272
saw your mother's picture
right here in the lobby.

1366
00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:54,777
So you admit that
you knew my mother

1367
00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:56,044
and that you slept with her.

1368
00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:59,181
It doesn't mean that
I am your father.

1369
00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:01,617
Now I just did a cop
picture, which I produced,

1370
00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:04,887
and I found that saliva is
not the most accurate way

1371
00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:07,289
of establishing DNA.

1372
00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:13,028
But hair follicles, now,
these are irrefutable.

1373
00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:14,030
All right?

1374
00:57:23,239 --> 00:57:25,307
So does this mean
that you recognize me?

1375
00:57:28,411 --> 00:57:32,047
It means to do whatever
you want with them

1376
00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:33,749
and see what they say.

1377
00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:37,252
And then we'll
take it from there.

1378
00:57:37,254 --> 00:57:41,056
Why don't you be my guest
at the festival, all right?

1379
00:57:41,058 --> 00:57:43,659
You good with that?

1380
00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:44,827
I'm good with that.

1381
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:45,694
All right, come on.

1382
00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:46,495
Let's go.

1383
00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:47,497
Let's get in here.

1384
00:57:53,369 --> 00:57:54,603
Breaking news, folks.

1385
00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:56,238
Breaking news.

1386
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:00,442
What at first appeared to
be an epidemic of avian flu

1387
00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:04,446
has now been determined to be
an old fashioned case of food

1388
00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:05,948
poisoning.

1389
00:58:05,950 --> 00:58:08,851
Sources say that as long
as you do not eat the food

1390
00:58:08,853 --> 00:58:11,253
you will not get
the food poisoning.

1391
00:58:13,957 --> 00:58:16,291
People have been come
down with food poisoning.

1392
00:58:16,293 --> 00:58:18,527
They think it may be the
dressing from the "something

1393
00:58:18,529 --> 00:58:19,895
about Mary" salad.

1394
00:58:19,897 --> 00:58:21,296
I feel just fine.

1395
00:58:21,298 --> 00:58:23,232
Not you.

1396
00:58:23,234 --> 00:58:26,735
The fire chief, the
rabbi... hi, how are you?

1397
00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:30,572
The city councilman and
the entire judges panel.

1398
00:58:30,574 --> 00:58:32,641
We'll just replace
the three judges

1399
00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:33,976
and let's get on with it.

1400
00:58:33,978 --> 00:58:35,611
It's too late.

1401
00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:38,614
Harvey's already announced
the replacements.

1402
00:58:38,616 --> 00:58:40,282
Why did you let him do that?

1403
00:58:40,284 --> 00:58:42,484
I couldn't stop him, he's
the President of the festival.

1404
00:58:45,488 --> 00:58:47,155
Well, where are they?

1405
00:58:47,157 --> 00:58:49,591
I'll just toss them a few
hundred like I did the others.

1406
00:58:49,593 --> 00:58:51,126
Good luck.

1407
00:58:51,128 --> 00:58:53,562
Police chief,
librarian, and Edwin,

1408
00:58:53,564 --> 00:58:55,998
who owns O'hi dry cleaning.

1409
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,065
Hello.

1410
00:58:57,067 --> 00:58:59,768
Who's is also our local pastor.

1411
00:58:59,770 --> 00:59:02,004
I'm trying to feel
positive about this.

1412
00:59:02,006 --> 00:59:04,806
The good news is nobody
from the industry

1413
00:59:04,808 --> 00:59:06,108
will see the screening.

1414
00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,743
Are you all right, Mr. Jackson?

1415
00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:17,486
Hi, how are you.

1416
00:59:17,488 --> 00:59:18,488
Uh, I'll be back.

1417
00:59:21,524 --> 00:59:23,025
Stop the screening.

1418
00:59:23,027 --> 00:59:24,359
Stop the screening.

1419
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:27,930
You have to stop the
screening right now.

1420
00:59:27,932 --> 00:59:30,198
What in the hell are
you trying to do now?

1421
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,967
Dave was walking
into the screening,

1422
00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:35,837
he put his hand on my shoulder,
and he said you're very brave.

1423
00:59:35,839 --> 00:59:37,873
Brave, what does he mean?

1424
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:38,874
What does that mean?

1425
00:59:38,876 --> 00:59:39,775
Brave.

1426
00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:40,475
I must look terrible.

1427
00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:41,343
Well, who knows.

1428
00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:42,210
He's just a film editor.

1429
00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:43,278
Why don't you ask him?

1430
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:43,979
I can't.

1431
00:59:43,981 --> 00:59:45,113
His daughter...

1432
00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:46,682
He doesn't have a daughter.

1433
00:59:46,684 --> 00:59:49,651
Whoever that fucking anorexic
teenager he comes with,

1434
00:59:49,653 --> 00:59:52,988
she started to throw up.

1435
00:59:52,990 --> 00:59:55,791
How could you be anorexic
and start to put fatty

1436
00:59:55,793 --> 00:59:56,725
dressing on your salad?

1437
00:59:56,727 --> 00:59:58,226
Dressing?

1438
00:59:58,228 --> 00:59:59,461
Are you nuts?

1439
00:59:59,463 --> 01:00:01,463
Are you seriously insane?

1440
01:00:01,465 --> 01:00:04,866
We are having a screening
of our movie next door.

1441
01:00:04,868 --> 01:00:08,136
And so we're not going to have
a sweep of all the awards.

1442
01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:10,372
As a matter of fact,
there may not be anybody

1443
01:00:10,374 --> 01:00:12,174
ever see this fucking film.

1444
01:00:12,176 --> 01:00:13,141
Good.

1445
01:00:13,143 --> 01:00:14,009
Ever.

1446
01:00:14,011 --> 01:00:15,644
I must look horrendous.

1447
01:00:15,646 --> 01:00:16,878
Is that all you think about,
the way you fucking look?

1448
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,180
No.

1449
01:00:18,182 --> 01:00:19,548
But that's all any
producer, director,

1450
01:00:19,550 --> 01:00:21,249
agent will think when
they see this movie.

1451
01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:23,719
When they see me in this movie
the say how does she look?

1452
01:00:23,721 --> 01:00:25,220
Not so good.

1453
01:00:25,222 --> 01:00:28,090
I best take Jada, Vanessa,
or Julie, or Candace.

1454
01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:30,225
They were all busy.

1455
01:00:30,227 --> 01:00:31,994
That's how I got stuck with you.

1456
01:00:31,996 --> 01:00:32,996
Stuck?

1457
01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:38,834
If it wasn't for me you
wouldn't have a movie.

1458
01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:43,005
If it wasn't for me you
wouldn't have a career.

1459
01:00:43,007 --> 01:00:44,573
You've gotta be kidding.

1460
01:00:44,575 --> 01:00:46,575
Somebody, somewhere, tell
me she's fucking kidding.

1461
01:00:46,577 --> 01:00:48,543
"Angel eyes" would not
made a dime without me.

1462
01:00:48,545 --> 01:00:51,380
I could've used any
20-year-old with big tits.

1463
01:00:51,382 --> 01:00:53,181
But you are using me.

1464
01:00:53,183 --> 01:00:54,850
I'm not going to let
you kill my career.

1465
01:00:54,852 --> 01:00:57,452
You can't kill a corpse.

1466
01:00:57,454 --> 01:00:58,454
Ah!

1467
01:01:01,391 --> 01:01:02,791
What is that shit?

1468
01:01:02,793 --> 01:01:04,760
I smell like a day old turn.

1469
01:01:04,762 --> 01:01:06,428
It's just you, dear.

1470
01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:10,732
Do you know he's dead?

1471
01:01:10,734 --> 01:01:11,566
I don't.

1472
01:01:11,568 --> 01:01:13,735
I don't I don't.

1473
01:01:13,737 --> 01:01:15,404
Oh, let's hope no one sees him.

1474
01:01:15,406 --> 01:01:16,571
They are watching
the "barium enigma."

1475
01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:17,472
Who's projecting the film.

1476
01:01:17,474 --> 01:01:18,306
I don't know.

1477
01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:19,474
Not Sid, obviously.

1478
01:01:19,476 --> 01:01:20,976
Maybe he's drunk or asleep.

1479
01:01:20,978 --> 01:01:22,244
They breathe when
they sleep, Marianne.

1480
01:01:22,246 --> 01:01:23,745
Harvey, what are you doing?

1481
01:01:23,747 --> 01:01:24,813
You can't take pictures.

1482
01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:26,448
You're going to incriminate us.

1483
01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:28,417
I want to give his
loved ones a lasting memory.

1484
01:01:28,419 --> 01:01:30,819
I wrote a film actually that
I think I'm going to direct,

1485
01:01:30,821 --> 01:01:32,954
and you would be pretty
good for it I think.

1486
01:01:32,956 --> 01:01:35,657
I was going to go younger
but I think that maybe...

1487
01:01:35,659 --> 01:01:36,625
How young?

1488
01:01:36,627 --> 01:01:37,626
I don't know.

1489
01:01:37,628 --> 01:01:38,994
How old are you again?

1490
01:01:38,996 --> 01:01:39,594
23.

1491
01:01:39,596 --> 01:01:40,896
23, yeah.

1492
01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:41,963
I'm just going to
get an 18-year-old.

1493
01:01:41,965 --> 01:01:43,565
I mean you look young.

1494
01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:45,500
You have a very young
essence, a very young energy.

1495
01:01:45,502 --> 01:01:46,735
Love your films, Jermaine.

1496
01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:49,971
Hello.

1497
01:01:49,973 --> 01:01:50,973
Hello.

1498
01:01:53,843 --> 01:01:54,776
Ok.

1499
01:01:54,778 --> 01:01:55,811
I sit next to you.

1500
01:01:55,813 --> 01:01:57,479
Barium enigma, any minute now.

1501
01:01:57,481 --> 01:01:59,114
Mr. Jackson.

1502
01:01:59,116 --> 01:02:00,182
It's Johnson.

1503
01:02:00,184 --> 01:02:01,249
Whatever.

1504
01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:02,284
We need you to sit right here.

1505
01:02:02,286 --> 01:02:03,485
Sit in the chair for a minute.

1506
01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:04,920
This is the perfect
chair for you.

1507
01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:05,620
But this is where I'm
comfortable, right here.

1508
01:02:05,622 --> 01:02:07,189
Yeah, I know.

1509
01:02:07,191 --> 01:02:08,156
It's the fire marshal that
doesn't allow any chairs.

1510
01:02:08,158 --> 01:02:08,690
The fire marshal doesn't.

1511
01:02:08,692 --> 01:02:09,658
Yeah.

1512
01:02:09,660 --> 01:02:10,692
No, I know, it's terrible.

1513
01:02:10,694 --> 01:02:12,094
She's going to change that law.

1514
01:02:12,096 --> 01:02:13,695
I'm going to change
it when I'm governor.

1515
01:02:13,697 --> 01:02:14,763
I think they have a little
problem there with this man.

1516
01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:15,630
It's not because you're black.

1517
01:02:15,632 --> 01:02:16,131
Watch the wheelchair.

1518
01:02:16,133 --> 01:02:17,999
Oh.

1519
01:02:18,001 --> 01:02:18,800
Are you all right?

1520
01:02:18,802 --> 01:02:20,302
You all right?

1521
01:02:23,206 --> 01:02:24,706
Ok, thank you so much,

1522
01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:26,808
I'm moving.

1523
01:02:26,810 --> 01:02:27,843
Good.

1524
01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:30,011
You don't smell so good, huh?

1525
01:02:30,013 --> 01:02:32,481
Do you smell that?

1526
01:02:32,483 --> 01:02:33,115
Excuse me.

1527
01:02:33,117 --> 01:02:34,950
Excuse me.

1528
01:02:34,952 --> 01:02:36,785
Is this film ever
going to start?

1529
01:02:44,227 --> 01:02:46,728
Interesting Cologne.

1530
01:02:46,730 --> 01:02:47,996
Thank you so much for coming.

1531
01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:48,830
Good to see you.

1532
01:02:48,832 --> 01:02:49,832
So good to see you.

1533
01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:54,336
No need to thank me.

1534
01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:56,238
Thank "Jack Nicholson."

1535
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,840
I had him call the studio heads
and tell them to get down here

1536
01:02:58,842 --> 01:03:00,842
on their corporate jets
before someone bought up

1537
01:03:00,844 --> 01:03:02,010
"barium enigma

1538
01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:03,812
if I wanted the
studio to see this

1539
01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:05,647
I would've sent them a copy.

1540
01:03:09,585 --> 01:03:12,521
Start the film already.

1541
01:03:12,523 --> 01:03:13,221
Oh.

1542
01:03:13,223 --> 01:03:15,857
Let's go.

1543
01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:16,859
The screen is so small.

1544
01:03:19,529 --> 01:03:20,695
Reel five?

1545
01:03:20,697 --> 01:03:23,732
Now it's just the two of us.

1546
01:03:23,734 --> 01:03:25,734
What the fuck is going on?

1547
01:03:25,736 --> 01:03:26,768
It's three.

1548
01:03:26,770 --> 01:03:30,005
There's a tom junior on the way.

1549
01:03:30,007 --> 01:03:32,574
It's the wrong god damned reel.

1550
01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:33,942
I'm going to go
fucking kill him.

1551
01:03:50,693 --> 01:03:52,060
No, I just like watch his movies

1552
01:03:52,062 --> 01:03:52,928
and kind of, like, you
know, touch myself.

1553
01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:53,930
If you know what I mean.

1554
01:03:56,732 --> 01:03:59,234
Is this an art film?

1555
01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:01,269
Shoot, kill this guy.

1556
01:04:01,271 --> 01:04:02,270
Asshole.

1557
01:04:02,272 --> 01:04:03,272
Hey!

1558
01:04:03,607 --> 01:04:04,739
Hey, open up.

1559
01:04:04,741 --> 01:04:07,242
You're playing the wrong reel.

1560
01:04:07,244 --> 01:04:07,742
You hear me?

1561
01:04:07,744 --> 01:04:10,212
Hey.

1562
01:04:10,214 --> 01:04:11,646
Oh, come on.

1563
01:04:11,648 --> 01:04:12,647
I can hear you in there.

1564
01:04:12,649 --> 01:04:15,650
Work with me, man.

1565
01:04:15,652 --> 01:04:16,918
Come on.

1566
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,387
In Africa, look up

1567
01:04:19,389 --> 01:04:23,792
at the mountain whose
peak is cold year around.

1568
01:04:23,794 --> 01:04:25,760
Be careful, my darling.

1569
01:04:25,762 --> 01:04:30,632
In the snows of Kilimanjaro
you will find the secret

1570
01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:32,601
to your survival.

1571
01:04:32,603 --> 01:04:33,902
I don't understand this.

1572
01:04:33,904 --> 01:04:34,669
No, me neither.

1573
01:04:34,671 --> 01:04:36,004
This movie sucks.

1574
01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:38,974
How did we get there?

1575
01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:40,909
This is no 8 and 1/2.

1576
01:04:40,911 --> 01:04:41,977
You hear me?

1577
01:04:41,979 --> 01:04:43,912
I'm going to fucking kill you.

1578
01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:47,449
This is just stupid.

1579
01:04:47,451 --> 01:04:49,351
Is it serious or is it
supposed to be a joke?

1580
01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:51,119
This move is pretty
much a piece of crap.

1581
01:04:53,356 --> 01:04:55,824
Oh, if it wasn't for your
little stick of dynamite

1582
01:04:55,826 --> 01:04:58,894
somebody should get
them a real script.

1583
01:05:02,198 --> 01:05:05,166
The secret to our
survival is in this fog.

1584
01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:08,270
Will we ever get our money back?

1585
01:05:14,111 --> 01:05:15,110
Laugh, damn it.

1586
01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:17,112
Laugh.

1587
01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:23,551
Come on, come on, laugh.

1588
01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:27,022
It's getting better.

1589
01:05:43,406 --> 01:05:46,408
Wow, she's great.

1590
01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:48,410
Better than Kate Winslet.

1591
01:05:48,412 --> 01:05:49,311
Hey, you.

1592
01:05:49,313 --> 01:05:50,145
Yeah, you little fucker.

1593
01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:51,012
Turn this shit off.

1594
01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:52,380
I will fucking kill you!

1595
01:05:52,382 --> 01:05:53,815
You turn this off.

1596
01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:54,849
Get the fuck off my hand.

1597
01:05:54,851 --> 01:05:56,351
Ow, mother fucker.

1598
01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:58,086
You piece of shit.
Turn this shit off.

1599
01:05:58,088 --> 01:05:59,854
You get back here.

1600
01:05:59,856 --> 01:06:03,325
I will fucking slice off your
scrotum and wear it as a cape.

1601
01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:04,826
You get back here right now.

1602
01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:07,562
When this gets
out they'll impeach me.

1603
01:06:07,564 --> 01:06:09,264
You're always
thinking about you.

1604
01:06:09,266 --> 01:06:10,865
This is your area of expertise.

1605
01:06:10,867 --> 01:06:12,734
Why can't you take this
corpse to your field?

1606
01:06:12,736 --> 01:06:14,235
Because I'm running
a film festival.

1607
01:06:14,237 --> 01:06:15,737
I can't get involved
with this now.

1608
01:06:15,739 --> 01:06:18,206
God.

1609
01:06:19,710 --> 01:06:20,942
I couldn't get in there.

1610
01:06:20,944 --> 01:06:22,610
All right?

1611
01:06:22,612 --> 01:06:23,411
We've got to stop the movie
and start from the beginning

1612
01:06:23,413 --> 01:06:24,579
and play it again.

1613
01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:26,081
You idiot, sit back and shut up.

1614
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:28,450
This is the best fucking
screening there ever were.

1615
01:06:31,787 --> 01:06:32,520
Listen to them.

1616
01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:33,922
Listen to them.

1617
01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:41,429
Keep laughing.

1618
01:07:08,290 --> 01:07:10,792
It's all about the plants.

1619
01:07:10,794 --> 01:07:13,294
As long as there's sunlight.

1620
01:07:13,296 --> 01:07:14,296
We're safe.

1621
01:08:02,111 --> 01:08:04,112
Anybody, anybody
see my wheelchair?

1622
01:08:04,114 --> 01:08:06,281
Harvey, are you insane?

1623
01:08:06,283 --> 01:08:07,982
You're doing it again
with a cell phone.

1624
01:08:07,984 --> 01:08:09,551
You always overdue everything.

1625
01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:11,719
Just like you putting the
clown make-up of my father

1626
01:08:11,721 --> 01:08:12,720
when he died.

1627
01:08:12,722 --> 01:08:13,621
He looked miserable.

1628
01:08:13,623 --> 01:08:14,889
He needed to look happy.

1629
01:08:14,891 --> 01:08:18,393
Anybody seen my wheelchair?

1630
01:08:18,395 --> 01:08:19,395
Hello?

1631
01:08:23,065 --> 01:08:23,965
Ok, that's good.

1632
01:08:23,967 --> 01:08:24,666
Ok.

1633
01:08:24,668 --> 01:08:25,366
No, that's good.

1634
01:08:25,368 --> 01:08:26,067
No, that's good.

1635
01:08:26,069 --> 01:08:26,801
He's too tall.

1636
01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:27,502
It's freezing.

1637
01:08:27,504 --> 01:08:28,636
He's too tall.

1638
01:08:28,638 --> 01:08:29,871
We'll unfold him.

1639
01:08:29,873 --> 01:08:30,872
I don't know what to do.

1640
01:08:30,874 --> 01:08:32,373
Fold him?

1641
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:34,843
And the spindle
for best casting goes to.

1642
01:08:34,845 --> 01:08:35,844
That's good.

1643
01:08:35,846 --> 01:08:37,212
Oh, wait, the hat, the hat.

1644
01:08:37,214 --> 01:08:38,246
Put the hat on.

1645
01:08:38,248 --> 01:08:39,747
We'll just put the hat in there.

1646
01:08:39,749 --> 01:08:40,715
What to make it look like
he went inside himself?

1647
01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:41,549
It doesn't matter.

1648
01:08:41,551 --> 01:08:42,851
Just put the hat on.

1649
01:08:42,853 --> 01:08:44,152
It's on.

1650
01:08:44,154 --> 01:08:46,654
Thank you so much
for not helping me.

1651
01:08:46,656 --> 01:08:47,856
Should we say a few words?

1652
01:08:47,858 --> 01:08:48,756
Cross his arms?

1653
01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:50,692
Harvey, just get his foot.

1654
01:08:50,694 --> 01:08:51,694
All right.

1655
01:08:55,030 --> 01:08:55,864
Is he in there?

1656
01:08:55,866 --> 01:08:56,731
Yes, he's in there.

1657
01:08:56,733 --> 01:08:58,399
A wonder he hasn't left.

1658
01:08:58,401 --> 01:08:59,200
And now a clip
from our first nominated show

1659
01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:00,202
for best picture.

1660
01:09:09,879 --> 01:09:13,214
Eat my dust, pussy.

1661
01:09:13,216 --> 01:09:15,183
Ha ha.

1662
01:09:16,052 --> 01:09:17,018
She's not showing up.

1663
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:19,554
No, she's habitually late.

1664
01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:20,556
Woo hoo.

1665
01:09:24,727 --> 01:09:27,896
So everybody, how are you?

1666
01:09:27,898 --> 01:09:28,898
Ciao.

1667
01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:30,765
Oh, it's old wardrobe, darling.

1668
01:09:30,767 --> 01:09:31,966
Thank you.

1669
01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:33,568
Hey, everybody,
my mama always said

1670
01:09:33,570 --> 01:09:35,770
life is like a
box of chocolates.

1671
01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:37,805
You never know what
you're going to get.

1672
01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:41,743
And in this case, most of
you got food poisoning.

1673
01:09:41,745 --> 01:09:44,412
So I swear, as
god as my witness,

1674
01:09:44,414 --> 01:09:47,248
you will never go hungry again.

1675
01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:49,384
But please avoid
the shrimp salad.

1676
01:09:49,386 --> 01:09:53,054
And the award for best
director goes to...

1677
01:09:53,056 --> 01:09:54,088
Stop!

1678
01:09:54,090 --> 01:09:55,123
Wait, wait.

1679
01:09:55,125 --> 01:09:56,491
Where'd you put the wheelchair?

1680
01:09:56,493 --> 01:09:57,559
What did you do with it?

1681
01:09:57,561 --> 01:09:58,927
I thought you took it.

1682
01:09:58,929 --> 01:10:00,628
Oh, my god, it looks
like he's been drinking.

1683
01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:02,397
Oh, Mr. Jackson, we're coming.

1684
01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:03,965
It's Jermaine Johnson.

1685
01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:04,933
It's fine.

1686
01:10:04,935 --> 01:10:06,434
It's fine everybody.

1687
01:10:09,838 --> 01:10:11,806
Oh, Mr. Johnson.

1688
01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:12,774
It's fine.

1689
01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:14,275
Everything is fine.

1690
01:10:14,277 --> 01:10:16,177
Just talk amongst yourselves.

1691
01:10:16,179 --> 01:10:19,113
It's just a little
wheelchair thing.

1692
01:10:22,986 --> 01:10:26,621
Now in the
best director category

1693
01:10:26,623 --> 01:10:29,624
the spindle goes to
Jermaine Jackson.

1694
01:10:29,626 --> 01:10:30,959
All right!

1695
01:10:30,961 --> 01:10:33,494
Director of "black
feeling white wheels."

1696
01:10:36,433 --> 01:10:38,833
Yay.

1697
01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:43,171
All right, here you go.

1698
01:10:43,173 --> 01:10:44,173
Congratulations, sir.

1699
01:10:52,982 --> 01:10:53,781
Here you go.

1700
01:10:53,783 --> 01:10:56,150
All right, I got it.

1701
01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:17,639
First off, I'd
like... oh, Jesus.

1702
01:11:17,641 --> 01:11:18,973
Oh.

1703
01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:20,975
First off, I'd like
to thank all the nurses

1704
01:11:20,977 --> 01:11:24,712
at St. John's hospital.

1705
01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:32,487
Not only, not only giving me
the will to live, but the will

1706
01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:33,421
to create.

1707
01:11:33,423 --> 01:11:34,422
There's a feature in this.

1708
01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:36,190
There's a feature in this.

1709
01:11:36,192 --> 01:11:40,194
Everybody at this festival has
been generous and kind to me.

1710
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:45,700
Hey, boo.

1711
01:11:47,836 --> 01:11:49,704
It gives me a great
pleasure to say

1712
01:11:49,706 --> 01:11:53,775
that Jermaine Johnson has
just signed with the largest

1713
01:11:53,777 --> 01:11:57,779
agency in the country.

1714
01:11:57,781 --> 01:12:00,381
I'm going to Hollywood, baby.

1715
01:12:02,252 --> 01:12:04,752
Nicky, who do you think that is?

1716
01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:05,753
Who do you think?

1717
01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:07,075
Why don't you ask him.

1718
01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:10,858
Halle Barry, Denzel, and you.

1719
01:12:17,966 --> 01:12:22,904
For the best
actress it is a tie.

1720
01:12:22,906 --> 01:12:24,572
Yes, yes.

1721
01:12:24,574 --> 01:12:28,076
Amazing performance by two
extraordinarily talented

1722
01:12:28,078 --> 01:12:29,577
actresses.

1723
01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:32,914
Ladies and gentlemen,
Vanessa Lynn and Tasmine.

1724
01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:34,482
Who is that?

1725
01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:35,484
Who the hell is that?

1726
01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:39,320
It is a tie.

1727
01:12:39,322 --> 01:12:40,822
My god, it's a child.

1728
01:12:40,824 --> 01:12:42,824
Beat by a 9-year-old
and a transvestite.

1729
01:12:42,826 --> 01:12:44,792
Clap, clap, clap.

1730
01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:47,795
You were beaten by a
9-year-old and a transvestite.

1731
01:12:47,797 --> 01:12:49,263
Look at both of you, so lovely.

1732
01:12:53,235 --> 01:12:54,235
My god.

1733
01:12:54,237 --> 01:12:55,636
Clap, darling.

1734
01:12:55,638 --> 01:12:59,507
They say that big things
come in small packages,

1735
01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:02,443
and that certainly is the
case with Tory's story,

1736
01:13:02,445 --> 01:13:04,645
"the secret life of
Margaret Thatcher."

1737
01:13:04,647 --> 01:13:05,813
That fucking Nicky.

1738
01:13:05,815 --> 01:13:07,515
I knew I shouldn't
have come here.

1739
01:13:07,517 --> 01:13:10,251
Ms. Thatcher, who I had the
pleasure of almost meeting back

1740
01:13:10,253 --> 01:13:11,919
in the '80's.

1741
01:13:11,921 --> 01:13:14,455
And after all, who could resist
playing the role of sister

1742
01:13:14,457 --> 01:13:16,124
to this darling little girl?

1743
01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:24,031
And now our
second nominated film

1744
01:13:24,033 --> 01:13:24,766
for best picture.

1745
01:13:24,768 --> 01:13:25,366
Stop!

1746
01:13:25,368 --> 01:13:27,001
Stop him!

1747
01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:27,535
Help!

1748
01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:28,102
Thief!

1749
01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:29,504
Stop.

1750
01:13:29,506 --> 01:13:30,506
Somebody help!

1751
01:13:35,444 --> 01:13:39,881
Bad ass,

1752
01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:42,850
you saved the day, African
American surfer hero.

1753
01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:44,519
No problem, ma'am.

1754
01:13:44,521 --> 01:13:47,021
And remember, you don't have
to have legs to fight crime.

1755
01:13:47,023 --> 01:13:49,857
Just call me ass, bad ass.

1756
01:13:49,859 --> 01:13:50,825
Here take my card.

1757
01:13:50,827 --> 01:13:52,193
Thank you.

1758
01:13:52,195 --> 01:13:54,061
Your card is black.

1759
01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:56,731
It's African American.

1760
01:13:56,733 --> 01:13:59,133
Come here, give me a hug.

1761
01:13:59,135 --> 01:14:00,501
You deserve it.

1762
01:14:00,503 --> 01:14:02,537
Yes, I do.

1763
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,841
All right, another big moment.

1764
01:14:06,843 --> 01:14:08,409
Every moment so big.

1765
01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:12,146
For best actor, Mr.
Zachary Zane Reed.

1766
01:14:12,148 --> 01:14:13,080
Yes, yes.

1767
01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:15,016
Way to go ZZ.

1768
01:14:15,018 --> 01:14:16,484
Way to go.

1769
01:14:23,258 --> 01:14:25,193
Oh, man.

1770
01:14:25,195 --> 01:14:30,031
First of all, I'd like to
apologize for arriving late.

1771
01:14:30,033 --> 01:14:33,267
We love you!

1772
01:14:33,269 --> 01:14:36,204
What happened?

1773
01:14:36,206 --> 01:14:40,074
I was unavoidably detained.

1774
01:14:40,076 --> 01:14:43,945
Would you care to
comment further on that?

1775
01:14:43,947 --> 01:14:44,947
Uh, well...

1776
01:14:47,449 --> 01:14:50,885
ZZ is uh, he's too modest.

1777
01:14:50,887 --> 01:14:54,589
ZZ had become a local hero.

1778
01:14:54,591 --> 01:14:55,957
Ok.

1779
01:14:55,959 --> 01:14:58,626
By helping the police
in the investigation

1780
01:14:58,628 --> 01:15:02,263
of a major theft in the area.

1781
01:15:02,265 --> 01:15:05,299
Now, obviously, he can't give
you the details at this time.

1782
01:15:05,301 --> 01:15:08,636
But I can assure you
that due to ZZ's efforts

1783
01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:10,972
the police now have
a significant lead.

1784
01:15:10,974 --> 01:15:13,975
And the identity
of the thief could

1785
01:15:13,977 --> 01:15:16,143
be revealed at any moment.

1786
01:15:16,145 --> 01:15:17,145
So, ZZ!

1787
01:15:20,783 --> 01:15:25,987
I don't know what you
just did but good work.

1788
01:15:25,989 --> 01:15:27,788
Actually, I was late
for another reason.

1789
01:15:27,790 --> 01:15:28,789
Oh, my god.

1790
01:15:28,791 --> 01:15:30,124
He's going to says he's gay.

1791
01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:32,760
I've been thinking
about this for awhile

1792
01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:36,330
and this is something
that I have to do.

1793
01:15:36,332 --> 01:15:40,301
So I've decided to quit acting.

1794
01:15:40,303 --> 01:15:41,736
No!

1795
01:15:41,738 --> 01:15:43,337
He's quiting acting?

1796
01:15:43,339 --> 01:15:45,006
But you're beautiful
and you're on such a role.

1797
01:15:45,008 --> 01:15:52,413
It's time where I'm allowed
to express who I really am.

1798
01:15:52,415 --> 01:15:56,984
I've decided to direct.

1799
01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:03,090
Do you have Tourette's?

1800
01:16:03,092 --> 01:16:05,026
Thank you.

1801
01:16:07,964 --> 01:16:10,765
And now our
third nominated film.

1802
01:16:14,269 --> 01:16:16,704
Would you like a crumpet?

1803
01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:17,738
I'd rather a scotch.

1804
01:16:20,609 --> 01:16:22,843
What's wrong, sister dear?

1805
01:16:22,845 --> 01:16:27,014
I simply don't know how we're
going to pay all the bills.

1806
01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:28,482
I mean there's only
so much one can

1807
01:16:28,484 --> 01:16:30,718
do with a degree
in crystallography.

1808
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:33,454
Well there must be
something else out there.

1809
01:16:33,456 --> 01:16:34,522
Don't you have any dreams?

1810
01:16:39,294 --> 01:16:43,664
Well, actually...
No, it's absurd.

1811
01:16:43,666 --> 01:16:45,967
No, please tell me.

1812
01:16:45,969 --> 01:16:48,903
Well to be quite
honest, I've always

1813
01:16:48,905 --> 01:16:51,505
rather fancied the idea
of becoming grand minister

1814
01:16:51,507 --> 01:16:53,007
of Great Britain.

1815
01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:56,911
The iron lady.

1816
01:16:56,913 --> 01:17:00,247
Ah, but politics is
no place for a lady.

1817
01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:03,551
You're more than
a lady and a woman.

1818
01:17:09,524 --> 01:17:13,995
It's a regular talent
you have, Dedra.

1819
01:17:13,997 --> 01:17:17,431
This is good.

1820
01:17:17,433 --> 01:17:20,267
We will have
more of O'hi nominated films

1821
01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:21,836
when we return.

1822
01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:23,504
I kind of want to
run an idea about you.

1823
01:17:23,506 --> 01:17:24,639
Do you want to get a drink?

1824
01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:31,445
It's an idea I have about
a movie about your life.

1825
01:17:41,423 --> 01:17:43,257
Oh, I

1826
01:17:43,259 --> 01:17:44,492
had to get more comfortable.

1827
01:17:49,531 --> 01:17:51,932
I'm tired.

1828
01:17:51,934 --> 01:17:55,436
I feel like "no
country for old men."

1829
01:17:55,438 --> 01:17:56,404
About all the women.

1830
01:17:56,406 --> 01:17:58,839
Hey, what are you doing?

1831
01:18:01,743 --> 01:18:03,144
I'm so sorry.

1832
01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:04,412
So sorry.

1833
01:18:04,414 --> 01:18:05,980
I have to see if
you'll just sign this.

1834
01:18:05,982 --> 01:18:06,547
Harvey.

1835
01:18:06,549 --> 01:18:07,415
Yeah?

1836
01:18:07,417 --> 01:18:08,382
I'm going to kill you.

1837
01:18:08,384 --> 01:18:09,050
You don't have to do that.

1838
01:18:09,052 --> 01:18:09,817
There you go.

1839
01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:10,384
Oh, it's so great.

1840
01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:10,885
Not yet.

1841
01:18:10,887 --> 01:18:12,053
Ok.

1842
01:18:12,055 --> 01:18:12,553
Thank you, can
you sign the rest?

1843
01:18:12,555 --> 01:18:13,054
No.

1844
01:18:13,056 --> 01:18:14,422
Ok.

1845
01:18:14,424 --> 01:18:15,723
I want to know what
it was like growing up

1846
01:18:15,725 --> 01:18:18,559
in like the depths
of hell, basically.

1847
01:18:18,561 --> 01:18:20,327
Without a father, without money.

1848
01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:21,629
Sharing a bed with your mother.

1849
01:18:21,631 --> 01:18:23,297
And you just have like a cow.

1850
01:18:23,299 --> 01:18:26,000
My mom married this
really wealthy business guy

1851
01:18:26,002 --> 01:18:26,834
after she had me.

1852
01:18:26,836 --> 01:18:28,169
Ok.

1853
01:18:28,171 --> 01:18:29,804
Don't you think the
cow would be better?

1854
01:18:29,806 --> 01:18:32,440
The entire room here at the
O'hi film festival banquet

1855
01:18:32,442 --> 01:18:35,676
is holding its breath as
we wait for the judges

1856
01:18:35,678 --> 01:18:38,512
to tally up the final
vote for who will take

1857
01:18:38,514 --> 01:18:42,483
the coveted best film spindle.

1858
01:18:42,485 --> 01:18:44,118
I am extremely excited myself.

1859
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:47,788
And I know that we are all
just rapt with anticipation.

1860
01:18:50,626 --> 01:18:52,960
Marianne.

1861
01:18:52,962 --> 01:18:53,594
Marianne.

1862
01:18:53,596 --> 01:18:55,362
Marianne.

1863
01:18:55,364 --> 01:18:56,797
The only man chasing me.

1864
01:18:56,799 --> 01:18:58,466
She's dead to
people all the day.

1865
01:19:01,803 --> 01:19:05,005
These girls can't
hold a candle to you.

1866
01:19:09,010 --> 01:19:11,378
What do you want, Nicky?

1867
01:19:11,380 --> 01:19:13,114
More money for the film?

1868
01:19:13,116 --> 01:19:18,185
I am really hurt
that you think that.

1869
01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:20,321
But now that you
brought it up, yes.

1870
01:19:23,658 --> 01:19:25,659
In exchange for what?

1871
01:19:25,661 --> 01:19:26,961
For double my percentage.

1872
01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:29,330
Are you out of
your fucking mind?

1873
01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:31,065
And I can feel him inside of me.

1874
01:19:31,067 --> 01:19:33,901
You know, "in touch," and
"gawker," and Perez Hilton.

1875
01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:35,669
It's like I know
everything that's

1876
01:19:35,671 --> 01:19:39,573
going on in his life with, you
know, Claudia and that thing.

1877
01:19:39,575 --> 01:19:41,475
Can I just make a suggestion?

1878
01:19:41,477 --> 01:19:42,510
Just take it or leave it.

1879
01:19:42,512 --> 01:19:44,011
Yeah.

1880
01:19:44,013 --> 01:19:45,246
But every time you say I
can feel him inside of me,

1881
01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:46,680
about your father, it's creepy.

1882
01:19:46,682 --> 01:19:48,682
Wake up, Marianne.

1883
01:19:48,684 --> 01:19:49,717
Marianne.

1884
01:19:49,719 --> 01:19:50,718
Oh, the future governor here.

1885
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:52,052
They're all drunk.

1886
01:19:52,054 --> 01:19:53,053
Ladies and gentlemen, please

1887
01:19:53,055 --> 01:19:54,321
welcome our esteemed mayor.

1888
01:20:04,566 --> 01:20:06,200
It's very bright up here.

1889
01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:08,335
First of all, we are
so thrilled to have

1890
01:20:08,337 --> 01:20:11,338
everybody from Hollywood here.

1891
01:20:11,340 --> 01:20:14,275
And being from Hollywood,
I know that you all

1892
01:20:14,277 --> 01:20:20,614
understand that slander
is a terrible thing.

1893
01:20:20,616 --> 01:20:24,919
There were rumors that earlier
today there were sexual sounds,

1894
01:20:24,921 --> 01:20:28,622
and that they were coming
from the principal's office,

1895
01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:30,391
and that I was somehow involved.

1896
01:20:30,393 --> 01:20:34,461
What it was was we were testing
the emergency broadcast system

1897
01:20:34,463 --> 01:20:36,530
at O'hi high.

1898
01:20:36,532 --> 01:20:39,567
And clearly it
has some problems,

1899
01:20:39,569 --> 01:20:45,372
which we are planning to
rectify, fix, very soon.

1900
01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:49,643
So, uh...

1901
01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:53,214
Our fourth nominated film.

1902
01:20:53,216 --> 01:20:55,082
I don't know if I can
take this much longer.

1903
01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:58,252
They're after me and
they're going to get me.

1904
01:20:58,254 --> 01:20:59,720
There's nothing
left to do but run.

1905
01:21:01,657 --> 01:21:03,123
I'm so scared.

1906
01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:04,391
I'm so scared.

1907
01:21:08,230 --> 01:21:09,230
Murder!

1908
01:21:09,232 --> 01:21:10,898
Murderer!

1909
01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:11,932
Murder!

1910
01:21:11,934 --> 01:21:13,334
There's a murderer over there.

1911
01:21:13,336 --> 01:21:15,970
Um, so, anyway.

1912
01:21:15,972 --> 01:21:18,739
Murderer!

1913
01:21:18,741 --> 01:21:21,242
I'm sure that have some of
you have seen the flyers around

1914
01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:23,043
and say that yarn is murder.

1915
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:27,181
We know that yarn is not murder.

1916
01:21:27,183 --> 01:21:30,918
First of all, the sheep
need to be sheared, Sharn.

1917
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:31,920
And they like it.

1918
01:21:32,688 --> 01:21:34,121
Your phone's ringing.

1919
01:21:34,123 --> 01:21:34,688
I see.

1920
01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:37,992
I see.

1921
01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:40,995
Nicky, look, I don't
understand this message.

1922
01:21:40,997 --> 01:21:42,663
It's strange.

1923
01:21:42,665 --> 01:21:43,931
That's sensational.

1924
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,299
Are you kidding me?

1925
01:21:45,301 --> 01:21:45,833
Pacino?

1926
01:21:45,835 --> 01:21:48,035
Come on.

1927
01:21:48,037 --> 01:21:49,203
Oh, kid me.

1928
01:21:49,205 --> 01:21:52,539
How would he have
seen the movie?

1929
01:21:52,541 --> 01:21:54,642
I sent it to him yesterday.

1930
01:21:54,644 --> 01:21:55,175
Incredible.

1931
01:21:55,177 --> 01:21:56,644
What?

1932
01:21:56,646 --> 01:21:58,045
Yeah.

1933
01:21:58,047 --> 01:22:01,181
You know I figured if
this "enigma" is going

1934
01:22:01,183 --> 01:22:04,718
to become the Titanic, the
boat not the movie, that,

1935
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:09,790
uh, no reason that you
should sink with the ship.

1936
01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:11,525
No.

1937
01:22:11,527 --> 01:22:15,462
You look fucking
good in this movie.

1938
01:22:15,464 --> 01:22:20,467
So I sent it to him.

1939
01:22:20,469 --> 01:22:21,468
Oh, my god.

1940
01:22:21,470 --> 01:22:23,470
Oh, my god.

1941
01:22:23,472 --> 01:22:24,705
Amore.

1942
01:22:24,707 --> 01:22:25,873
Are you guys an item again?

1943
01:22:25,875 --> 01:22:27,341
No, we're not.

1944
01:22:31,646 --> 01:22:33,147
And now.

1945
01:22:33,149 --> 01:22:35,049
The final
submission for best picture.

1946
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:44,425
Darling, we must raise up.

1947
01:22:46,929 --> 01:22:47,895
Let her go, she's old.

1948
01:22:47,897 --> 01:22:49,863
She'll die anyway.

1949
01:22:49,865 --> 01:22:54,335
Oh, your mother would
be so proud of you.

1950
01:22:54,337 --> 01:22:56,303
If she had survived.

1951
01:22:59,441 --> 01:23:00,908
Just look up.

1952
01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:07,715
Yeah, yeah, Reed.

1953
01:23:07,717 --> 01:23:08,716
Nice.

1954
01:23:08,718 --> 01:23:10,217
Not bad, huh?

1955
01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:13,587
And I think we have some news.

1956
01:23:13,589 --> 01:23:14,755
My god, calm.

1957
01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:16,090
That was the
studio on the phone.

1958
01:23:16,092 --> 01:23:17,691
That's who you called.

1959
01:23:17,693 --> 01:23:19,760
They just don't think they'll
recoup their investment

1960
01:23:19,762 --> 01:23:21,261
by releasing it in
the major cities.

1961
01:23:25,867 --> 01:23:27,768
So they want open it wide.

1962
01:23:27,770 --> 01:23:29,470
What?

1963
01:23:29,472 --> 01:23:30,871
Are you kidding me?

1964
01:23:30,873 --> 01:23:31,872
Are you serious?

1965
01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:33,607
He said it was comic genius.

1966
01:23:33,609 --> 01:23:34,808
Told you!

1967
01:23:34,810 --> 01:23:35,642
I'm trying to
think of his words.

1968
01:23:35,644 --> 01:23:37,144
Uh, comic geniuses.

1969
01:23:37,146 --> 01:23:41,615
The guy thinks you're
the next fucking Kubrick.

1970
01:23:41,617 --> 01:23:42,816
Ah, this is great.

1971
01:23:42,818 --> 01:23:44,251
So I'm going to
call Larry tomorrow

1972
01:23:44,253 --> 01:23:45,786
and have them run the
numbers with the studio.

1973
01:23:45,788 --> 01:23:47,154
Who's Larry, man?

1974
01:23:47,156 --> 01:23:48,589
You're the one that
brought in the studio.

1975
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:51,492
You're the one that I
want to make the call.

1976
01:23:51,494 --> 01:23:53,127
Find me somebody
that I can trust.

1977
01:23:56,331 --> 01:24:04,331
And the award for
best picture goes to...

1978
01:24:10,579 --> 01:24:13,480
Oh, thank you.

1979
01:24:17,452 --> 01:24:21,655
Um, this is so unexpected.

1980
01:24:21,657 --> 01:24:29,196
You know when I started the
first film... the O'hi film

1981
01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:32,666
festival, regretfully
the last film festival.

1982
01:24:32,668 --> 01:24:35,502
It just, it just
feels like moments

1983
01:24:35,504 --> 01:24:39,873
ago that I was an undertaker
with a little camera phone.

1984
01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:43,277
And I just hope this
influences other undertakers

1985
01:24:43,279 --> 01:24:47,381
out there that have dreams.

1986
01:24:47,383 --> 01:24:49,616
Anyone else, you don't
have to be an undertaker.

1987
01:24:49,618 --> 01:24:51,285
Anybody with a dream.

1988
01:24:51,287 --> 01:24:52,719
I don't have a
great deal of people

1989
01:24:52,721 --> 01:24:55,823
to thank, except for
that guy in the freezer.

1990
01:25:00,162 --> 01:25:03,230
A lot of people
ask me what's next?

1991
01:25:03,232 --> 01:25:05,032
What are you doing?

1992
01:25:05,034 --> 01:25:07,367
I actually have a
three picture deal

1993
01:25:07,369 --> 01:25:12,072
and I'm currently
shooting my next film.

1994
01:25:40,869 --> 01:25:42,836
I will rise.

1995
01:25:42,838 --> 01:25:44,338
I will rise.

1996
01:25:44,340 --> 01:25:46,773
I will rise again.

1997
01:25:46,775 --> 01:25:52,346
There was a time, not long
ago, when I was flying high.

1998
01:25:52,348 --> 01:25:53,847
Don't you know?

1999
01:25:53,849 --> 01:25:59,419
It felt like everything
I touched turned to gold.

2000
01:25:59,421 --> 01:26:02,789
Now it seems those
days are gone.

2001
01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:06,393
I've got to fight
now to carry on.

2002
01:26:06,395 --> 01:26:08,395
But I will rise.

2003
01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:10,864
I will rise once again.

2004
01:26:10,866 --> 01:26:12,366
I will rise again.

2005
01:26:12,368 --> 01:26:16,370
Have a little faith,
say a little prayer.

2006
01:26:16,372 --> 01:26:19,373
Go to the mountain,
climb your way up there.

2007
01:26:19,375 --> 01:26:24,811
Because better days will
surely soon be right here.

2008
01:26:24,813 --> 01:26:28,815
I just know my life's
going to change.

2009
01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:32,286
My life of chaos
now be rearranged.

2010
01:26:32,288 --> 01:26:33,287
But I will rise.

2011
01:26:33,289 --> 01:26:34,154
I will rise.

2012
01:26:34,156 --> 01:26:35,789
I will rise once again.

2013
01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:37,257
I will rise again.

2014
01:26:37,259 --> 01:26:42,229
Well I was lost
but now I'm found.

2015
01:26:42,231 --> 01:26:44,965
Picked myself up off the ground.

2016
01:26:44,967 --> 01:26:45,732
Yeah, I will rise.

2017
01:26:45,734 --> 01:26:46,733
I will rise.

2018
01:26:46,735 --> 01:26:49,169
I will rise once again.

2019
01:26:49,171 --> 01:26:51,672
I will rise again.

2020
01:26:51,674 --> 01:26:53,674
Make a new start.

2021
01:26:53,676 --> 01:26:55,142
Change my ways.

2022
01:26:55,144 --> 01:26:57,644
I feel them coming
now, those better days.

2023
01:26:57,646 --> 01:27:02,115
Maybe now, maybe now, my luck,
my luck, is going to change.

2024
01:27:02,117 --> 01:27:04,117
My life is going to change.

2025
01:27:04,119 --> 01:27:05,118
I will rise.

2026
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,587
I will rise.

2027
01:27:06,589 --> 01:27:07,588
I will rise.

2028
01:27:07,590 --> 01:27:08,589
I will rise once again.

2029
01:27:08,591 --> 01:27:10,591
I will rise again.

2030
01:27:21,503 --> 01:27:29,503
O'hi, my O'hi, you
mean the world to me.

2031
01:27:29,945 --> 01:27:37,417
O'hi, my O'hi, there's no
place I would rather be.

2032
01:28:21,029 --> 01:28:29,029
O'hi, my O'hi, you
mean the world to me.

2033
01:28:29,538 --> 01:28:37,010
O'hi, my O'hi, there's no
place I would rather be.

2034
01:28:37,012 --> 01:28:40,147
There's no place
I would rather be.

2035
01:29:11,947 --> 01:29:15,048
Times they are a changing, baby.

2036
01:29:15,050 --> 01:29:18,452
They ain't what they used to be.

2037
01:29:21,956 --> 01:29:22,989
Yeah.

2038
01:29:22,991 --> 01:29:26,126
Times they are a changing, baby.

2039
01:29:26,128 --> 01:29:29,196
They ain't what they used to be.

2040
01:29:34,168 --> 01:29:39,139
But I ain't going nowhere, baby.

2041
01:29:39,141 --> 01:29:41,508
You ain't seen the last of me.

2042
01:29:45,646 --> 01:29:50,617
Well, you know we all
look up to someone, baby.

2043
01:29:50,619 --> 01:29:55,122
I look up to you.

2044
01:29:55,124 --> 01:29:58,125
You know I do.

2045
01:29:58,127 --> 01:29:59,159
Yeah.

2046
01:29:59,161 --> 01:30:02,596
We all look up to someone, baby.

2047
01:30:02,598 --> 01:30:06,600
And I'll just look up to you.

2048
01:30:06,602 --> 01:30:10,604
You know I do.

2049
01:30:10,606 --> 01:30:14,307
Well, you know you
are my hero, baby.

2050
01:30:14,309 --> 01:30:17,344
And I look up to you.