1 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,620 These were the scenes everyone feared. 2 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:42,880 Running battles between English and Turkish fans... 3 00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:52,510 ...some here have been seriously injured. 4 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:07,900 ...it's very violent indeed. 5 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,370 Earlier, there was mayhem on the main square... 6 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:16,850 Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like having VD: the fuckin' pain goes on forever. 7 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:18,720 But that's what makes it so exciting. 8 00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:22,980 So this is me, Tommy Johnson three weeks from now, nearly dead. 9 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:26,610 And do you know what the funniest thing is? I could see it coming. 10 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:31,440 Anyway, it's almost over now and all that matters is this: was it worth it? 11 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,000 There's nothing different about me. 12 00:02:51,090 --> 00:02:55,470 I'm just ahother bored male approaching 30, in a dead-end job who lives for the weekend. 13 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,680 Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. 14 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,020 And occasionally kicking fuck out of someone. 15 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:34,050 Zeberdee, it's Bill. 16 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,130 What? How am I? What do you mean, "how am I"? 17 00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:38,840 I'm fuckin' buzzin'! We've gone right through the slit. 18 00:03:38,930 --> 00:03:40,640 Keep your fuckin' nut down. 19 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,600 He's a right fuckin' stringer, this kid. 20 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,310 - What's he say? - Nothing. 21 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,640 - What do you mean, "nothing"? - He fuckin' hung up. 22 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:48,440 Raff, call Tommy. Find out where he is. 23 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:52,150 There's a pub on the corner called the Ship and Billet. Head for that. 24 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:54,990 I'll have to bell you back, Harris is trying to get through. 25 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:58,070 Just spotted their little firm going to a pub in Denbigh Street. 26 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,280 They won't know what's fuckin' hit 'em. 27 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,040 There you are. 28 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:12,710 Here, come here! 29 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,350 - Sweet, Bill? - Yeah. 30 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:28,140 - Where's the others? - On their way. 31 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:32,440 - Harris said there's about 25 of the others. - There won't be when we've finished with 'em. 32 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,320 Wait round the corner! 33 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,820 What for? 34 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:39,280 Cos it's all going to be on top, us all standin' here, you si. 35 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,070 - Jog on. - Jog on! 36 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,620 Bill, it's Harris. 37 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:45,620 Hello, son. Yeah? 38 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:48,210 All right. See you there. 39 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:30,000 What happened to you last night? Thought you was coming out for a drink? 40 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,330 Johnson had me on some nutty skunk. 41 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:35,420 Ended up down the petrol garage at two o'clock in the morning. 42 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:38,380 What you driving for? You're on a ban, you lunatic. 43 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:40,170 Ban? What am I gonna do, walk? 44 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,930 Here he is. 45 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:52,560 Right, there's someone outside the pub. 46 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,650 - How old is he? - He's only a kid. 47 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,440 Go on, crack him. Keep the noise down. 48 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,570 Keep the noise down. 49 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:06,580 - Excuse me, mate, you got a light? - Don't fuck about, ping him. 50 00:06:07,830 --> 00:06:09,450 Let's go! 51 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,420 It's going good anyway. Let's settle it. 52 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,340 - Come on, let's... - Keep it down, keep it down. 53 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:19,920 - Keep it down. - Fuckin' hell, come on, boys. 54 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:22,050 Keep it down, keep it down. 55 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,390 - Come on. Fuckin' hell. - Keep it down. 56 00:06:27,510 --> 00:06:30,060 Don't fuck this up. 57 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:39,480 Fuckin' clowns won't stop us. 58 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:20,110 You're fuckin' animals! 59 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,900 You give this fuckin' country a bad fuckin' name! 60 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:28,200 You ain't no football supporters! You're fuckin' muggy little cunts! 61 00:07:36,210 --> 00:07:38,130 What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? 62 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:41,090 Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? 63 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:42,800 Then try and avoid your wife's gaze 64 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,670 as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? 65 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:49,220 Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs fruit machines and brasses? 66 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:50,720 Fuck that for a laugh! 67 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,350 I know what I'd rather do. 68 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,270 Tottenham away. Love it! 69 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:11,830 How fuckin' perfect was that? 70 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:16,790 Soppy bollocks here even managed to get the canister inside the fuckin' pub this time. 71 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:18,620 Do you remember that time at Upton... 72 00:08:18,670 --> 00:08:21,250 That time at Upton Park, he let it off on the tube! 73 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:25,210 Mind you, premature ejaculation, that's right up your fuckin' street! 74 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:29,890 Anyway, he's virtually throwing 'em out of the fuckin' pub at me, right? 75 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:33,560 He's throwing 'em out of the fuckin' pub at me. Crunch! Crunch! 76 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,690 I hit this geezer so fuckin' hard, his legs went like a fuckin' baby giraffe. 77 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:42,650 State of that. I done me knuckles. 78 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:45,690 So hit people in the mouth, not the back of the fuckin' head. 79 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:48,200 Just as well I did or you'd be in hospital, you cunt. 80 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,700 No-one loved Chelsea more than me and Rod. 81 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:55,580 We grew up on football terraces together with my old man. He knew the score. 82 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,370 The first bit of advice he give me was: 83 00:08:58,460 --> 00:09:01,170 You know what to do if someone tries to clump you? 84 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,750 Kick him in the fuckin' bollocks. 85 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:06,000 Me and Rod did everything together. 86 00:09:06,090 --> 00:09:08,010 Hurry up, Tom, I'm starving. 87 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:11,470 It took me an hour just to find it. Still Rod didn't need to know that. 88 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,260 She ain't walkin' for a week. 89 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,470 My grandad old Bill Farrell, drove us to drink 90 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:19,270 with his stories about the war and how he fought to put the Great into Britain. 91 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:22,520 He said fighting at football was nothing compared to the Germans. 92 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,570 "We'll fight them on the beaches, we'll fight them on the..." 93 00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:29,320 Although he went on, he was right. We're an island race. It's what we do best. 94 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:33,120 It's not about colour or race, it's just the buzz of being in the front line. 95 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,160 Truth is, I just love to fight. 96 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,950 There's nothing wrong with me... 97 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:41,040 unlike Billy Bright, whose dad had a funny way of setting a good example for his son. 98 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,500 Right, that's it. I'll fight every one of you 99 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:46,340 before you move on next door to us. Come on, son! 100 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:49,420 With parents like that, he was never gonna end up in Greenpeace. 101 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:51,930 Still he was one of the first football thugs 102 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:55,390 to see there was a fortune to be made from England's love for ecstasy. 103 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:57,430 Oi, three bottles of Bud, please, mate. 104 00:09:57,510 --> 00:10:01,980 Problem was he'd taken so many beatings on the terraces that he weren't scared of anyone. 105 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:05,560 And the correct medical term for that is a "total fuckin' psycho". 106 00:10:05,650 --> 00:10:09,940 Bill, let's get out of here. There's about ten Stoke fans staring at us. 107 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:13,610 - How many of 'em did you say there was? - About ten. Please don't start, Bill. 108 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:17,950 - Right, which one of them's staring at me. - The big geezer with the Hackett cap on. 109 00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:21,250 See you, you cunt. I'll cut you first. 110 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:23,080 And that was his idea of a good day out. 111 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:27,500 You fuckin' mugs! 112 00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:33,380 But underneath the fun and games and Range Rovers, Blliy was bitter, 113 00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:35,550 cos he hever got to run our firm. 114 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:37,390 Harris was top boy and that was that. 115 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:40,680 He was smarter than Billy and ran things like an army unit. 116 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:45,150 Deep down Billy knew he'd never be leader and because of that he hated Zeberdee. 117 00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:47,360 Why? Simple... 118 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,780 Zeberdee looked up to Harris and not him. 119 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:54,110 And the more Zeberdee looked up to Harris, the more Billy bullied him. 120 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,450 And what chance did Zeberdee have as a kid, 121 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,580 brought up in a concrete jungle on glue and hate? 122 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,710 I don't envy the young 'uns any more. It's a nightmare. 123 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:07,210 Warfare from the playground upwards and you know what you have to do to survive in combat. 124 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:08,750 Aargh! 125 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:15,220 Just like me and Rod, him and Raff are best mates, 126 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,300 only difference being they're thieving little cunts. 127 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:22,020 In case you're wondering, we call him Zeberdee cos he loves sniffin' powder. 128 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,770 And one dayn it'll be his downfall. 129 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:31,820 Hold your hand out, Raff. 130 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,150 - What? - Hold your hand out. 131 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,160 You're just a fuckin' kid, ain't you? 132 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,450 Hold your hand out, Bill. 133 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:45,910 Do what? 134 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,630 Hold it out like Raff and we'll see how old you are. 135 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:50,920 Oooh. 136 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:54,300 No, let's have it right. 137 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,180 You trying to mug me off? 138 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:01,510 Oh, shut up. I'm only fuckin' about an' that. 139 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,180 - What d'you mean, "fuckin' about"? - What? 140 00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:05,600 What d'you mean, "what"? 141 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,690 You know, just... 142 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,730 Well, don't fuckin' just. 143 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:13,280 Leave it out. You trying to wind me up? 144 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,650 Ain't trying to wind anyone up. 145 00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:17,320 I'm fuckin' serious. 146 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,780 What I want to know is, what makes you think you can come in here 147 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,490 and mug me off in front of my pals? 148 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,210 I... I didn't mean nothing by it, Bill. 149 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:32,250 It was only a bubble, that's all. 150 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:33,880 Just a bubble? 151 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:39,300 What you talking to me in that fuckin' muggy rhyming slang for? 152 00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:41,550 I never fuckin' liked you, you little cunt. 153 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,930 You're a wrong 'un, just like your old man. 154 00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:45,850 He was a degenerate fuckin' drunk. 155 00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:47,430 Do you know what I'm thinking? 156 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,230 I'm thinking I should take you outside and open you up. 157 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,560 - Leave it out, Bill. - Leave what fuckin' out? 158 00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:54,860 What, d'you wanna get involved an' all, do you? 159 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,360 Don't be stupid. I'm just saying, he's only a kid. 160 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,200 No, let's have it right, Tom. 161 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:03,200 If he's old enough to run round givin' it large, fuckin' bashing people up with us, 162 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,330 he's old enough to talk for himself. 163 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,580 I'll tell you something, Zeberfuckindee, 164 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:14,460 I think I should take you outside and teach you a lesson 165 00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:18,470 for mugging me off and making me look a cunt in front of my fuckin' pals. 166 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,840 I... 167 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,850 I didn't say nothing. 168 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:25,560 Come on, outside, you little fuckin' stumblebum. 169 00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:29,020 Leave it out, eh? 170 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:33,730 Stop mutterin' and stutterin' and fuckin' liven yourself up. 171 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,280 I fuckin' had you there! 172 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:44,280 Fuckin' hell, Zeb, you should have seen your fuckin' face. 173 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:46,700 I thought you was gonna burst into tears. 174 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,040 What is it, four, five... eight lagers, Donna, please, babe. 175 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,590 There'll be none of this in Australia. 176 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:57,550 As of next week, strictly the amber nectar. 177 00:13:57,630 --> 00:14:01,340 Not to worry, William. I think I'm more of a cocktail man anyway. 178 00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:03,260 Well, I won't be sitting next to you. 179 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:04,720 Well, that was the idea. 180 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,140 Bill, Albert, I didn't see you there. Wanna pint? 181 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,230 My grandad didn't like Bright. 182 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,390 Knew he was a bully. 183 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,860 Bill and Albert were just kids when they did their National Service. 184 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:19,070 They were one of the first off the landing crafts on June 6th. 185 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:23,910 Bill aways told me the only thing that kept him going was Albert's determination and will to live. 186 00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:25,870 They came home proud war heroes 187 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:28,330 and married their childhood sweethearts. 188 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,450 And buried 'em together as well. 189 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,750 The council moved Albert to the flat above Bill and they swapped door keys, 190 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:38,090 always vowing to keep an eye on each other. 191 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,510 Very funny. Very, very funny! 192 00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:43,300 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah. 193 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:46,970 Now a little one. Now a little one. That's it, now let me get the door. 194 00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:49,770 Let me get the door. I'll be right in there. 195 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,480 Comfy? Do you want any help with that? 196 00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:58,770 Bet you've seen some changes, eh, you two? Yeah. 197 00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:01,690 Bit different nowadays, though, innit, eh? Gone. 198 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:06,280 It's the Pakis coming over in the '70s, see. Taking over everything. Spoilt it. 199 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:09,330 And what you got now, eh? What you got now? 200 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:11,290 Fuckin' asylum seekers. 201 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:15,250 Bloody Tony fuckin' Blair. He's gotta be a poof, ain't he? New Labour? 202 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:17,540 I mean, and this game's gone. 203 00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:22,050 There was a time I used to be able to clear seven and a half, eight hundred shots a week. 204 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,550 Not any more. Nah. 205 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:28,300 Now what you got is your fuckin' spades up in Soho moonlighting! 206 00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:29,510 Moonlighting! 207 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,730 Fuck's sake, that's a joke! You need a full moon just to see 'em! 208 00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:36,770 This country was built on good people like yourselves. 209 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:39,020 Not enough of you about, that's what I say. 210 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:41,070 Here, let me give you a hand with that. 211 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:44,530 Swing your old arse round in there, look. That's it, lovely. 212 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:49,320 And I just want to say, it's been a privilege to drive two gentlemen like you. 213 00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:51,120 And the fare's on me. 214 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,000 Don't be silly. You're letting the wheelchair fool you. 215 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,830 No, I insist. 216 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:57,620 It's been an honour. 217 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:03,880 Don't forget, you watch out for them darkies, eh? 218 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:09,890 What a wanker. 219 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,600 Let's go dancing. 220 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,980 Although he talked a lot of bollocks, in some ways the cabbie was right. 221 00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:24,230 Bill was what put the Great into Britain. He was an old war hero. 222 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,650 But he'd moved on. It was Australia for him and Albert now. 223 00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:31,370 Somewhere they could live out the rest of their days in the sun. 224 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,580 Hello, Mavis, my little darling. 225 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,250 How are you? 226 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:48,470 I shall be sad to see you both gone, Bill. Are you packed up yet? 227 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:52,300 Course we have. Ain't you gonna say goodbye? 228 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,140 Can't you do better than that? 229 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:00,980 What are you talking about, Bill? 230 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:02,560 Don't you know? 231 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:05,610 You fucking disgusting old man! 232 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,570 That's what I loved about Bill. 233 00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:09,360 He was still game. 234 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:12,870 He'd dreamed about. Living abroad for years and how his time had come. 235 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:16,160 I even give him and Albert a little treat for going away. 236 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,370 My grandson gave me a going-away present. 237 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:24,420 A joint of his very best home-grown. 238 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,670 You mean drugs? 239 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,970 Yeah, well, you light up old, son. I'll make do with this. 240 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:36,770 It's amazing to think in a couple of weeks 241 00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:40,140 we'll be watching the sun go down on the other side of the world. 242 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:45,320 And it won't be surrounded by tower blocks. 243 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:52,990 Miles of golden sand and bronze tits. 244 00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:57,490 You packed yet? 245 00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:01,040 Haven't given it a thought. 246 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:05,000 My case has been packed and sitting inside the front door for three days. 247 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,050 You want to get your skates on, Farrell. 248 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,970 Oh, stop nagging, you old woman. 249 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:18,930 - You know what Bert? - What's that? 250 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:22,690 I'm feeling dizzy. 251 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:25,110 You always were, you dozy bastard! 252 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:10,400 The next best thing to violence is sex, 253 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,360 and seeing as there's nearly 500,000 single women in London, 254 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:15,200 I must be in with half a chance. 255 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,240 Especially as I'd fuck anything that's breathing. 256 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,330 I tell you, I'm fuckin' mullered, me. I am fuckin' mullered. 257 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:30,210 Look at the fuckin' boat on it. Imagine that round your fuckin' helmet. 258 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:34,010 No, no, no, Tom. Proper fuckin' slosh pots. 259 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,090 Shut up, you... What's the matter with you? 260 00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:39,560 All right, sweetheart? You all right, girl, yeah? 261 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,350 - All right? - Do you want a drink? 262 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,020 A few tequilas? 263 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,020 A couple of little cheeky tequilas, yeah? 264 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,190 Shall we get on it? 265 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,030 - A little cheeky tequila...? - Tequilas. 266 00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:53,400 Get these two birds here a couple of tequilas. 267 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:56,610 I'm gonna smash the fuckin' granny out of that. 268 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,840 London's changed for the worse. 269 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,970 All the good people, right, all the good people... 270 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:23,220 are being forced into the suburbs, due to the influx of illegal immigrants 271 00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:25,890 forcing their way into this country. 272 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,690 - I mean... - Hey, mate. 273 00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:30,060 Mate, will you shut your fuckin' noise? 274 00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:05,390 Here you are, sloppy bollocks. You fuckin' cunt. 275 00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:07,520 Get up there, girl. Get up there. 276 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,940 I cannot wait to fuckin' see your fanny. 277 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:14,690 I'm gonna fuckin' ruin you... - Let's have a butcher's here. Rod, look. 278 00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:16,530 - Smash you in the... - Look at that. 279 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,700 Beautiful, beautiful. 280 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,410 He's only fallen asleep, Tameka. 281 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:27,540 Same here, Shian. Little fuckers. 282 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,210 Shame. He's hung like a pike in here. 283 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:36,000 Good for you. I've got a stickleback in here. 284 00:21:45,810 --> 00:21:47,930 You fuckin' little mug! 285 00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:51,650 How dare you come into my fuckin' gaff, 286 00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:54,860 and try and get hold of my little sister against her will? 287 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,570 You're in bandit country now, boy, 288 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,860 no-one will even know you were fuckin' here. 289 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:03,620 There's holes dug all over South London for people like you. 290 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,250 Jesus. I was expecting cornflakes and a quick wank. 291 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:15,170 But instead, I get some nutter in a Stone Island jumper and a blade in my face. 292 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:18,550 And worst of all, that was where all the trouble started. 293 00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:24,720 Oi, silly bollocks. What are these? 294 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,930 What? 295 00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:28,020 - What are they? - Flowers. 296 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:31,730 - What sort of flowers, dinlow? - Lilies. 297 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,940 Then what are they doing with the chrysanths? 298 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,400 All right. Sorry. 299 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,940 - What? - Er... there's someone here to see you, Bill. 300 00:22:41,030 --> 00:22:42,910 Who? 301 00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:45,240 ...the back door. Left her watching Blind Date. 302 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,330 Marched on up to The Venus and bumped into Sonny. 303 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,790 He's given me a couple of Es. 304 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,500 I've had them with a bit more thingy, 305 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:54,420 and wound up copping for two slosh pots out of Chigwell. 306 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:58,710 Smashed the granny out of the pair of 'em in the Tower Hotel till eleven, Sunday morning. 307 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,970 Yeah, I was back home in time for a Sunday roast, but I was completely fuckin' anninilated. 308 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:05,510 Look, I've got to go, mate. My man's here. Ta-da. 309 00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:07,390 Good to see you, son. 310 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,140 - How are you? All right? - Not bad. 311 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:12,600 Heard you Chelsea boys had a little turnout at Tottenham at the weekend. 312 00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:16,650 You ain't wrong. Heard you Millwall boys had a little turnout down in Pompey. 313 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,440 We did. We should have had a meet. Would have been fun. 314 00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:21,610 You know where to find us. Any time you like. 315 00:23:21,690 --> 00:23:23,780 Your time'll come. What have you got for me? 316 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,070 One thing I never understood about Bright was, 317 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:30,080 although he was in the Chelsea firm, he did business with the head of their rivals. 318 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,120 Millwall. 319 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,120 Get that. Two men that work together, 320 00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:36,130 then kick fuck out of each other if ever they get the chance. 321 00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:37,920 It's bang on. What you got round you? 322 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,880 Four K. 323 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,300 - Go on, then. I'll take the lot. - Cash. 324 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,050 Hang on. 325 00:23:48,350 --> 00:23:49,600 Hang on. 326 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,430 Slow down. 327 00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:56,600 What? You're fuckin' joking! 328 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,570 All right. I'll go straight up the hospital. 329 00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:02,320 Yeah ' see you there. 330 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,530 - Problem, Fred? - It's my brother, Terry. 331 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:08,030 Someone's just done him round the canister with a cricket bat. 332 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,950 You're fuckin' joking? Is he all right? 333 00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:11,450 They don't know yet. 334 00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:13,660 Look, I gotta go. 335 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:17,460 - I'll keep this lot on ice for you. - I'll call you later. 336 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:29,510 Oi! What are you fuckin' doing? You're three hours late. 337 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,470 Don't start, mate. I've had a bit of ag. 338 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:34,810 What you got a sheet on for? 339 00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,140 You don't wanna know. 340 00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:39,100 You're right, I don't. Get in and sort them dinlows out. 341 00:24:39,150 --> 00:24:41,360 They're putting lilies in with the chrysanths. 342 00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:44,030 You got anything on under there? 343 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:48,410 What am I fuckin'paying for? Just get on with it 344 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:06,590 - What do you reckon, fat boy? - You look like a vicar, mate. 345 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,390 Are you fuckin' mad? This is Prada, you cunt. 346 00:25:10,430 --> 00:25:12,350 It's iron's gear. 347 00:25:12,430 --> 00:25:15,390 Get your fuckin' skates on. We gotta get there for the draw. 348 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:17,060 Horrible cunt. 349 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:24,940 What about the draw? How are we gonna find a telly to watch it? 350 00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:27,150 Oh, there'll be tellies where we're going. 351 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,570 Oi, Zeb, try and make sure we've got a decent house to rob this time, will you? 352 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,490 I don't want to watch some piece of shit. 353 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:37,660 Slow down, will you, Davis, eh? What's the matter with you? Are you a fuckin' Hoover? 354 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:40,540 Whether we were thieving, fucking or fighting tonight, 355 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:43,880 we'd a be glued to a TV set to see who Chelsea drew in the Cup. 356 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,630 See, the beauty of the Cup draw is, it's a lucky dip, 357 00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:50,010 a chance to meet one of the old rivals, like Cardiff or West Ham, 358 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,010 or if you're really lucky, Millwall. 359 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,890 And cos the draw meant so much to Billy, 360 00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:59,060 he decided to take his long-suffering wife Barbara out for a quiet, romantic meal. 361 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,190 However, they got their wires crossed, 362 00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:04,440 cos Barbara thought he was taking her up the West End for some tapas. 363 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,980 Let's see what's on the menu. 364 00:26:08,990 --> 00:26:11,160 Oi, it's my sister! 365 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,620 Oh, what, your girfriend? 366 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,500 Oi. 367 00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:28,760 Either turn that TV up, or tell that lot down there to hold their noise down. 368 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,260 Calm down, Bill. 369 00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:33,390 We don't want to cause a scene. 370 00:26:33,470 --> 00:26:34,930 No. No, you're right. 371 00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:59,830 - The old rubber glove! - The old rubber glove, mate. 372 00:27:10,050 --> 00:27:10,920 Oi! 373 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:15,050 Oi. Will you shut up? I'm trying to watch the fuckin' telly! 374 00:27:18,010 --> 00:27:19,770 ...against 52. 375 00:27:19,810 --> 00:27:21,560 Southend United. 376 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,230 57. 377 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,060 Portsmouth. 378 00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:28,150 Will pay number 38. 379 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:30,150 Middlesbrough. 380 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,650 Number 22. 381 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:33,860 Millwall. 382 00:27:33,990 --> 00:27:35,700 Will pay 44. 383 00:27:36,820 --> 00:27:37,830 Chelsea. 384 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:40,620 Yes! Fuckin' yes! 385 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,960 Another battle then. 386 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,540 Eh? Can't fuckin' hear you. 387 00:27:46,630 --> 00:27:48,670 Who is it, for fuck's sake? 388 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,590 Eh? 389 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,220 Yes! 390 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:55,760 - Who, who, who? - It's fuckin' Millwall! 391 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,850 Millwall-Chelsea. Old enemies that always ends up in murders. 392 00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:01,180 Literally in my case, 393 00:28:01,270 --> 00:28:04,140 cos like a mug I thought I'd get lucky in the same bar again. 394 00:28:04,230 --> 00:28:07,440 And I see my new mate again who, of course, turns out to be Millwall. 395 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,320 Maybe I should ask him if I fucked his sister, seeing as I can't remember. 396 00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:18,700 If I'd listened to my instincts and laid low, none of this mess would have happened but I didn't, 397 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,280 and I only had myself to blame. 398 00:28:20,370 --> 00:28:25,460 And occasionally, and I do mean occasionally, it would be nice to have Bright out with us. 399 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:28,670 It's typicla that tonight he's taken his wife out for a quiet one. 400 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:31,050 See? He does have a gentle side. 401 00:28:31,130 --> 00:28:32,000 Aaaarghh! 402 00:28:32,090 --> 00:28:35,590 Zeb and Raff missed the draw cos they were doing what they do best - 403 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:39,300 robbing houses, something they'd later come to regret. 404 00:28:40,390 --> 00:28:43,810 Me, I'm beginning to get the feeling old Magic Johnson's lost his touch. 405 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:48,480 Drive, mate! Fuckin' drive. I'm being chased! 406 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,690 Lost his touch? 407 00:28:53,780 --> 00:28:54,940 Bollocks. 408 00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:58,030 Hard to have a nice night out in London, eh? 409 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,490 I blame all the blacks and fun pubs, myself. 410 00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:04,290 Shut up mate. You're boring. 411 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,000 Welcome back to BBC London Sport with me, Danny Kelly. 412 00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:16,010 Now, anyone who's listened to the Breakfast Show will have heard Danny Baker going on 413 00:29:16,090 --> 00:29:20,840 about his great excitement about the prospects of Millwall and Chelsea here in London. 414 00:29:20,930 --> 00:29:22,930 Our reporter, as always, is Pete Stevens. 415 00:29:23,010 --> 00:29:26,430 That's right, Danny. I'm sure there's going to be a vast police presence 416 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,190 to keep the we-known hooligan elements apart from these two teams. 417 00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:33,730 I only hope I'm not given the job of reporting live from South London. 418 00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:37,610 I'd much rather be watching the game from the comfort of my front room. 419 00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:51,420 Well, come on, Albert, you old bastard! We'll miss our flight. 420 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,610 All right, Bill? You look pissed off. 421 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:07,240 No, I'm not fuckin' all right. Some cunt burgled my house last night. 422 00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:09,200 Hold that. 423 00:31:09,290 --> 00:31:11,710 Suddenly, going to Millwall weren't so appealing, 424 00:31:11,790 --> 00:31:13,870 now I knew my enemies were part of their firm 425 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,040 It's the one fuckin' place on earth I didn't want to be caught out<./i> 426 00:31:17,130 --> 00:31:20,380 Anyway, Liverpool away, and a chance to have a good sleep on the coach. 427 00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:17,690 Good, this. 428 00:32:19,770 --> 00:32:22,360 - What did they nick, Bill? - TV, DVD... 429 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,490 Even took the fuckin' kids' PlayStation and my mobile. 430 00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:27,410 - Your mobile? - Yeah. 431 00:32:28,410 --> 00:32:31,700 You know what to do? Ring your number and see if they've still got it. 432 00:32:31,790 --> 00:32:35,500 That'll freak 'em out. Tell them you know where they live and that. 433 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:38,580 Good call, Rods. I've got that Ride Of The Valkyries ring tone. 434 00:32:38,670 --> 00:32:41,960 You know, the war cry. That'll fuckin' freak 'em out. 435 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:51,220 Hello? 436 00:32:51,310 --> 00:32:53,640 You are fuckin' dead meat. 437 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,520 I didn't know it was your house. I didn't know it was your house! 438 00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:05,780 Look, I've got all the gear. I've got the PlayStation. 439 00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:09,780 I'll shall fuckin' open you up! 440 00:33:20,630 --> 00:33:21,920 Fuck. 441 00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:34,430 Where are you from, mate? 442 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,480 Just around. 443 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,940 Are you fookin' Chelsea? 444 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,440 Yeah. 445 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,360 You flash cockney bastards. Do you know Stanley? 446 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,820 Run! 447 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,660 Go on, run, you pair of rats. 448 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,160 Drive on again mate. Drive on. 449 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:03,210 Hey! Stop the fuckin' bus, you cunt! 450 00:34:07,460 --> 00:34:09,590 Fuckin' come on! 451 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,150 Where the fuck are you running now? 452 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,730 Cunts! Fuckin' cunts! 453 00:34:31,910 --> 00:34:33,620 Go on. Fuck off! 454 00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:39,200 Come here. You didn't fuckin' shine there, did you, son? 455 00:34:39,290 --> 00:34:40,330 What? 456 00:34:40,410 --> 00:34:44,080 I've got to go to work on him now, stop him opening you up. 457 00:34:44,170 --> 00:34:46,050 You silly bollocks. 458 00:34:46,130 --> 00:34:47,760 What was all that about? 459 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,340 But we did 'em, didn't we, H? 460 00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:52,890 Billy had a real punishmeht lined up for Zeberdee. 461 00:34:52,970 --> 00:34:57,010 He weren't the forgiving type, but as long as Harris was around, he couldn't touch him. 462 00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:00,480 And Harris and Billy certainy didn't need another reason to fall out. 463 00:35:20,830 --> 00:35:24,420 Right. No thieving. No bringing attention to yourselves. 464 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,830 Just keep your nuts down. 465 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,000 I want you to be outside and back on the road in five minutes. 466 00:35:29,090 --> 00:35:31,470 Oh, yeah, and whatever you do, no fighting. 467 00:35:32,470 --> 00:35:34,090 Bit rich, coming from him, innit? 468 00:35:38,930 --> 00:35:41,640 Zeb, what did Billy say to you? 469 00:35:41,730 --> 00:35:44,310 He said we've got to get his gear back to him by tomorrow. 470 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,940 And we've got to apologise to his wife and kids. 471 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:50,480 You've had a result there. You're lucky. He could have battered you. 472 00:35:50,570 --> 00:35:52,110 Blinding result, eh? 473 00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:56,870 This complete nutter will never talk to us again, and everyone think s we're thieving little cunts. 474 00:35:56,950 --> 00:36:01,290 You are thieving little cunts. But you know what you've got to do, don't you? 475 00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:03,910 Prove yourself at Millwall. That'll sort it out. 476 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,710 Yeah, do the business down there, and you'll be an hero in his eyes. 477 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:34,450 Will you stop moaning about beer? All you do is complain about beer. 478 00:36:34,530 --> 00:36:38,660 I'll be opening bottles with my fuckin' teeth all the way up there, Bill. 479 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:40,580 Could have done with a couple of cans. 480 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:42,700 Shouldn't have had that chicken burger. 481 00:36:42,790 --> 00:36:45,330 Stone me, it's them Stoke fans that done us. 482 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,750 - Where? - Over there. Look. It's them. 483 00:36:48,830 --> 00:36:50,750 - It is them. - It is an' all. 484 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,010 On the Rory, on the Rory, on the Rory. 485 00:36:53,090 --> 00:36:56,380 Listen. We'll get the beers safe. Then we'll outflank 'em, yeah? 486 00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:58,550 I ain't saying a word. 487 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,350 What the fuck are you doing? 488 00:37:00,430 --> 00:37:02,430 There's two of them Stoke fans that done us. 489 00:37:02,510 --> 00:37:04,930 Drop 'em now. We'll be late for the meet. 490 00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:07,230 Fuck 'em. They kicked the shit out of us. 491 00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:10,190 No. The gavvers are over there. 492 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,520 I'll give you fuckin' "no"! 493 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,120 Northern cunt! 494 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,170 Fuckin' idiots. 495 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:37,090 Slow down, you two, for fuck's sake! 496 00:37:37,170 --> 00:37:39,890 What, was you fuckin' bullied at school, was you? 497 00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:45,600 Have fun, boys. 498 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,650 Who are you fuckin' looking at? 499 00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:58,070 Billy's extensive vocabulary would never get him into Parliament. 500 00:37:58,150 --> 00:38:02,120 And this lot could be West Ham, Cardiff, Arsenal, Stoken even Man United. 501 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,990 Don't matter to me. The odds don't look very good. 502 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,880 Know what? I think I'll call it a night. Tom? 503 00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:19,630 Yeah, let's go and have a beer. 504 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:22,430 Yeah, good idea. We'll jog on. What about you, Tom? 505 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:25,470 All right, boys. I'll see you in a bit. Order us some Miller. 506 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,350 - Light? - Er... regular. 507 00:38:28,430 --> 00:38:31,230 - No problem. - See you later. 508 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,360 You all right down there, mister? 509 00:39:22,450 --> 00:39:23,950 What happened to you? 510 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:28,290 I've had the shit kicked out of me. What about you? 511 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,870 Me? I'm dead. 512 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,500 Bill! Rod! 513 00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:37,960 Help! Where are you? 514 00:39:38,050 --> 00:39:40,670 Bill! Help! 515 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,930 Fuckin' hell. 516 00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:47,350 Liven yourself up. We're in court in half an hour. 517 00:39:47,430 --> 00:39:48,720 Court? What? 518 00:39:49,770 --> 00:39:51,850 Fuck... What about my dream? 519 00:39:51,930 --> 00:39:56,560 What the fuck was that dream a about? Who was the pikey kid with the bandaged face? 520 00:39:56,650 --> 00:39:59,020 Where was that tunnel? What did i all mean? 521 00:39:59,110 --> 00:40:02,400 Fuck it. Must be that nutty skunk again. 522 00:40:02,490 --> 00:40:05,700 What's wrong with you, Bright? You're 40 years old, 523 00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:08,530 and still you offend persistently. 524 00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:10,490 I see children with more common sense. 525 00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:12,290 What did you say? 526 00:40:12,370 --> 00:40:17,210 Don't you dare answer me with that insolent tongue of yours, you fat fucking slob! 527 00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:21,380 The Establishment call us chidren while they're at King's Cross having sex with 'em. 528 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:24,300 I should tell this old queer to join us down at Millwall. 529 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,140 He might enjoy swapping that silly wig for having a row. 530 00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:31,470 Yes, sir. I'm very sorry, sir. It won't happen again, sir. You can be sure of that. 531 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,810 I do hope that's the case, Mr Bright. I'm passing this over for reports. 532 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:36,560 I'll see you in a month for sentence. 533 00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:38,480 - And Bright - Yes, sir? 534 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,150 If you appear before me again before that date, 535 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:45,240 I won't hesitate to give you a custodial sentence of a least five years... 536 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,370 Why is it, while I'm having hightmares about dead kids, 537 00:40:48,450 --> 00:40:51,580 Rod's slipping into the court clerk? What's he got I'm missing? 538 00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:54,540 Shame. He's hung like a pike in here. 539 00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:57,460 And it's tricky cos he's been known to get serious. 540 00:41:09,390 --> 00:41:12,180 How are the tulips selling? They flew out at the market. 541 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:13,770 What's happening, Tom? 542 00:41:13,810 --> 00:41:18,980 Here. I got nicked with Bright the other day, kicking off with the OB. You'd have loved it. 543 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:23,030 Nice one, Tom. Sounds really clever. It's not my scene any more. 544 00:41:23,110 --> 00:41:25,820 Yeah, well, I'm just saying. 545 00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:30,030 Well, go and say it somewhere else, and don't come down my stall giving it the big 'un. 546 00:41:30,070 --> 00:41:31,280 All right. Slow down, Ad. 547 00:41:31,370 --> 00:41:34,580 Slow down? I'll tell you about fuckin' "slow down". 548 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:38,920 What's the matter with you, clumping people? Ain't it about time you started growing up? 549 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:43,130 You're nearly 30. You wanna get hold of yourself. It's all a lot of bollocks, anyway. 550 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:46,760 - What? - You're a bright kid. Work it out. 551 00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:53,510 - Here you are. - No, they're from both of us. 552 00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:04,650 Tommy... think about it. 553 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:09,410 Nearly 30? What's he on about? 554 00:42:09,490 --> 00:42:13,490 Jesus! I only wanted a bunch of fuckin' flowers, and he tells me to think about my life. 555 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:30,380 See you, Albert. 556 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:49,320 What's Harris and Bright doing there? 557 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,490 I could hardly stop them, Bill. 558 00:42:52,530 --> 00:42:55,490 They're foolish men, Tom. 559 00:42:55,530 --> 00:42:59,000 Harris think s we're connected cos I fought in the war. 560 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:04,290 What he doesn't understand is, I fought to stop people like him with their Fascist opinions. 561 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,340 Billy is a fuckin' idiot. 562 00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:11,800 Are you still going to Australia? 563 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:16,010 I don't know. There's a spare ticket going begging, if you're interested. 564 00:43:17,850 --> 00:43:19,930 Your cousins would love to see you. 565 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,150 Do yourself a favour. 566 00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:28,110 Put a bit of distance between you and all that stuff you're mixed up in. 567 00:43:29,610 --> 00:43:31,530 I'm all right, Bill. 568 00:43:31,610 --> 00:43:33,200 I'm just having a laugh. 569 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,320 Well, just be careful. 570 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,370 Next time you visit the boneyard, it could be in a box. 571 00:44:07,820 --> 00:44:10,860 What are you fuckin' doing here, you little cunt? 572 00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:13,240 I've come to pay my respects. 573 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,700 Well, you're not wanted. 574 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:20,240 Let's have it right. You didn't even fuckin' know him, did you? Did you? 575 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,170 Well, put your soppy cap on, then, and fuck off. 576 00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:29,460 Go on, jog on. 577 00:44:30,550 --> 00:44:32,590 Don't forget our appointment. 578 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:55,240 All right, boys? What's happening? 579 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,780 Why have you got a dartboard drawn on your shirt, Zeb? 580 00:44:57,870 --> 00:45:00,280 Well, what's it got to do with you, you mug? 581 00:45:05,210 --> 00:45:07,460 All right, boys. First one to a hundred. 582 00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:11,300 Aaaarghh! 583 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,630 Aaaarghh! 584 00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:16,010 Stand up straight. 585 00:45:22,930 --> 00:45:25,310 He wants to know which one stole the PlayStation. 586 00:45:28,690 --> 00:45:29,730 Me. 587 00:45:32,690 --> 00:45:34,320 Good call. Crack on. 588 00:45:35,940 --> 00:45:37,150 Aaaarghh! 589 00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:39,320 Oi, shithead, hold your hand out. 590 00:45:39,410 --> 00:45:42,580 - What, Zeb? - I said, hold your hand out. 591 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,710 Just a kid, ain't you? 592 00:45:48,790 --> 00:45:52,290 You hold your hand out, Zeb. Let's see how old you are. 593 00:45:52,380 --> 00:45:54,300 Are you trying to fuckin' mug me off? 594 00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:06,140 With Millwall round the corner, it was time for the juniors to play 595 00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:09,350 Nice to see Billy and Fred could put their differences aside 596 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,610 when it come to their kids. 597 00:46:11,690 --> 00:46:16,240 Bit of a coincidence, eh? Our kids play against each other just before we meet in the Cup. 598 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,780 Somehow, I don't think this game's gonna get quite as messy. Do you? 599 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,870 Fancy yourselves in bandit country, then? 600 00:46:21,950 --> 00:46:25,410 Well, let's have it right. If history's anything to go by, 601 00:46:25,490 --> 00:46:28,080 last time we met you lot, we ran you all over London. 602 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,080 You couldn't run 100 yards, mate! 603 00:46:30,170 --> 00:46:33,840 - Won't fuckin' need to, either! - Don't get lemon, Bill. It don't suit you. 604 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,250 Spell it, you cunt. 605 00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:37,170 C-U-N-T. Cunt. 606 00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:39,340 I meant "lemon", soppy bollocks. 607 00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:44,300 We'll see about lemon when you're lost in deep south, you fat fuckin' prick. 608 00:46:44,390 --> 00:46:47,770 Whoa! Now we're getting personal. Now, what's your problem? 609 00:46:47,850 --> 00:46:51,560 That you have to open your kebab shop soon or that you buy Charlie off a white man? 610 00:46:51,650 --> 00:46:57,150 Well, how does it feel doing business with a Turk, when you're supposed to be right wing? 611 00:46:57,230 --> 00:46:59,030 Scooby-Do's less confused than you. 612 00:46:59,110 --> 00:47:01,450 You'll be confused when I open your canister up. 613 00:47:01,530 --> 00:47:03,700 You wanna wait till the game or make one now? 614 00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:07,080 Don't punch above your weight, you long streak of piss. 615 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,000 Well, stop punching your old woman about, then, wanker. 616 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,710 What did you fuckin' say, you mug? 617 00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:14,380 You fuckin' heard, you fat fuckin' Johnson cunt. 618 00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:17,420 Fuckin' mug! Look at you, you cunt! 619 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:20,260 Get off me, you... Get off me, you cunt! 620 00:47:24,470 --> 00:47:26,760 Fuck this. If they can't be grown up, let's go. 621 00:47:26,850 --> 00:47:28,600 I'll fuckin' do you! 622 00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:43,950 Just as I thought. Rod's been plating the court clerk's Gary, 623 00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:46,450 and now she wants to meet his mates. 624 00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:51,250 I told him I already met her in the dock, but he insisted on a social one. 625 00:47:51,330 --> 00:47:56,000 And why is it that when your best mate meets a girl, he quickly changes into a fuckin' melt, 626 00:47:56,090 --> 00:47:59,300 and acts like he's only known you for ten minutes? 627 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:03,300 So... what do you do, then, Thomas? 628 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:06,550 Thomas? Kick people's fuckin' heads in for a laugh. 629 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,060 And you shoud know, div. You read the charges out. 630 00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:10,970 Me? 631 00:48:11,060 --> 00:48:12,980 I work long and hard. 632 00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:18,520 Sounds like Rod! 633 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,700 Yeah? 634 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:29,700 Cor... 635 00:48:29,790 --> 00:48:32,960 Jesus, he's really picked one here. The worst sort of all. 636 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:37,580 Wannabe middle-class scum. I'd like to kick the cunt back to Penge. 637 00:48:37,670 --> 00:48:39,090 Seems nice. 638 00:48:39,170 --> 00:48:41,460 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a top bloke. 639 00:48:41,550 --> 00:48:44,510 Bill, it's Tom. Fancy a quiet drink? I'm bored out of my skull. 640 00:48:44,590 --> 00:48:47,590 Meet me at work around seven in the morning. 641 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,720 Don't worry. I'll bring my tools. 642 00:48:51,270 --> 00:48:54,100 - Fancy a sauna? - Good call, Bill. 643 00:49:08,870 --> 00:49:10,200 Johnson! 644 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:12,290 Johnson! 645 00:49:12,370 --> 00:49:16,830 All right, Billy. What's it gonna be today? A little lavender head massage? 646 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,130 No, forget that and just crack straight on with the blow job, eh? 647 00:49:21,090 --> 00:49:24,510 Stone me, she won't be working for a week. What was that screaming about? 648 00:49:24,590 --> 00:49:26,090 - What do you think? - Good boy. 649 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:29,800 What do you think the screaming was about? I'm having a fuckin' breakdown. 650 00:49:29,890 --> 00:49:34,850 With my back against the wall there was only one thing for it: seek counsle from Bright. 651 00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:36,850 Bill, can I talk to you for a minute? 652 00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:40,110 Yeah, yeah, course you can, son. 653 00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:43,480 It's just er... I keep... 654 00:49:45,570 --> 00:49:48,160 I dunno. I just keep... You know? 655 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,120 Yeah, yeah, I know. 656 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,660 - Really? - Yeah, I know. 657 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,080 Fuck! Fuck it. I thought it was just me. 658 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:03,960 No, listen. It happens to me all the time. 659 00:50:04,050 --> 00:50:06,340 No, don't worry about it. It's sweet. 660 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:08,090 Don't worry. I'm gonna sort you out. 661 00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:10,260 Thank s, Bill. You're a fuckin' good man. 662 00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:11,850 Listen. Don't mention it. 663 00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:15,140 - Here you are. - What? 664 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,850 Go on son. Crack on. Go on. 665 00:50:25,650 --> 00:50:27,190 Enjoy! 666 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,370 Should have seen that one coming. 667 00:50:31,450 --> 00:50:34,660 The last person on earth you want to talk to when you're paranoid 668 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:37,620 Ask Bright for advice, and you get fuckin' Viagra. 669 00:51:12,990 --> 00:51:15,370 And what a good mate he was in my time of need. 670 00:51:15,450 --> 00:51:19,000 Fuckin' fat little cunt lazing about with his Penge minge. 671 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,210 Wake up, sleepy. 672 00:51:21,330 --> 00:51:23,580 That was my parents on the phone. 673 00:51:23,670 --> 00:51:26,590 They're coming to London at the weekend and want to take us out. 674 00:51:26,670 --> 00:51:29,420 Well, as long as it ain't Saturday. We got Millwall. 675 00:51:29,510 --> 00:51:31,260 It is Saturday, Rod. 676 00:51:38,770 --> 00:51:40,430 What about Sunday? 677 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:45,110 They're going to my brother's in Reading. Don't tell me you'd rather go to football. 678 00:51:45,190 --> 00:51:46,480 Well, I am male. 679 00:51:46,570 --> 00:51:48,730 It's one game. 680 00:51:48,820 --> 00:51:50,320 I am male. 681 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,910 But my parents only come round once every few months. 682 00:51:52,990 --> 00:51:55,740 Yeah, Millwall comes round less than the eclipse, babe. 683 00:51:56,870 --> 00:51:58,370 Well, don't just run out. 684 00:51:58,450 --> 00:52:01,830 - I'm going to work. - Let's talk about it, eh? 685 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,370 There's nothing to talk about. 686 00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:06,920 You either meet my parents on Saturday or you never meet them. 687 00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:26,400 All right, boys? 688 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,030 Yeah. Sweet. Speak to you later. 689 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,240 Fuck off. 690 00:52:42,370 --> 00:52:45,330 - Are you serving? - Yeah, what do you need? Whites or browns? 691 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,630 Hit him, hit him! Hit the cunt. 692 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,460 Come here. 693 00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:54,380 Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! 694 00:52:54,470 --> 00:52:57,970 Grab the fuckin' rock. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 695 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:03,850 Cunt! 696 00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:05,560 Come on! 697 00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:18,870 - Fuckin' hell! - Shit, that must have been Zeberdee. 698 00:53:18,950 --> 00:53:20,580 Come, let's go. 699 00:54:19,970 --> 00:54:23,060 My grandad's life was disappearing in front of his eyes. 700 00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:27,940 With Albert dead, he had no-one, apart from me, so it was time to give him some family support, 701 00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:30,520 and maybe even some friendly advice. 702 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:34,440 You should come to Millwall at the weekend. That'll liven you up a bit. 703 00:54:42,030 --> 00:54:43,530 You all right for money, Bill? 704 00:54:43,620 --> 00:54:45,910 Cos you know you've only got to ask. 705 00:54:45,990 --> 00:54:48,500 I'm earning a few quid down the market now. 706 00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:50,330 It ain't as if I got a bird to spend it on. 707 00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:51,630 Unlike Rod. 708 00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:55,000 You sound over the moon about that. 709 00:54:55,090 --> 00:54:56,710 Yeah, well... 710 00:54:58,970 --> 00:55:00,800 Your chance'll come. 711 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,600 Don't you ever get the itch? 712 00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:10,600 Yeah. 713 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:14,270 I can see myself on a sun lounger in my back garden, 714 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,820 a couple of kids running about... 715 00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,940 sipping my Pimm's quietly. 716 00:55:20,110 --> 00:55:21,280 Kids, eh? 717 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,780 Yeah. Why not? 718 00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:25,200 What's their names? 719 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,500 Dorian, after my mate. 720 00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:30,080 Dorian? 721 00:55:31,210 --> 00:55:33,170 Both of them? 722 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:34,290 Yeah, probably. 723 00:55:34,380 --> 00:55:35,960 What if they're girls? 724 00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:40,220 Dorian. 725 00:55:42,050 --> 00:55:43,890 You're a good boy, Tom. 726 00:55:46,140 --> 00:55:47,720 Keep your eye on my wallet, Bill. 727 00:55:47,810 --> 00:55:49,640 I'm going to the toilet. 728 00:56:08,370 --> 00:56:09,580 I tell you what, Fred. 729 00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:12,580 This area beats South London hands down. 730 00:56:13,750 --> 00:56:17,170 Bollocks, does it. I'll have Bermondsey any day. 731 00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:20,880 It's full of spivs and skint hoorays round here. 732 00:56:22,010 --> 00:56:25,140 I just wanna find this fuckin' Tommy Johnson and get out of here. 733 00:56:25,220 --> 00:56:27,930 Let's just cut him and fuck off back over south. 734 00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:29,720 You're not wrong. 735 00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:34,600 Oi, you, skint boat, come here. 736 00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:38,730 - Me? - Yes, fuckin' you. Come here. 737 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:44,070 Come on. 738 00:56:45,490 --> 00:56:48,030 Ever heard of a geezer called Tommy Johnson? 739 00:56:49,370 --> 00:56:50,990 Johnson... 740 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,710 Johnson... 741 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,580 No, I've never heard of him, mate. 742 00:56:57,670 --> 00:56:58,960 Yeah? 743 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,460 Yeah. 744 00:57:01,670 --> 00:57:03,050 So, what's your name? 745 00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:06,800 - What? - I said, what's your fuckin' name? 746 00:57:09,470 --> 00:57:10,470 Dorian. 747 00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:13,230 Poof! 748 00:57:13,310 --> 00:57:17,020 Dorian? Sounds like a fuckin' poof. 749 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:19,020 Yeah, I know. 750 00:57:19,110 --> 00:57:20,610 Just a name, though, innit? 751 00:57:20,690 --> 00:57:22,110 Prove it. 752 00:57:24,070 --> 00:57:25,070 Prove what? 753 00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:27,570 Stop fuckin' stuttering, and fuckin' prove it. 754 00:57:27,660 --> 00:57:29,740 Just show him some fuckin' brief. 755 00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:32,330 Er... 756 00:57:33,660 --> 00:57:35,790 I ain't got my wallet on me, mate. 757 00:57:40,340 --> 00:57:43,300 Go on, then. Fuck off, you mug. Go on. 758 00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:46,260 Hang on. 759 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,060 We'll see who the fuck you really are. Give us your phone. 760 00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:00,480 Who's this? 761 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,780 Hello. It's Rod. Is Dorian there? 762 00:58:06,070 --> 00:58:08,780 You've had a fuckin' touch. Little mug. 763 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,700 Come on. Let's go. 764 00:58:21,090 --> 00:58:23,340 Do you reckon he's somewhere else? 765 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:26,300 We'll try the other gaff. He's got to be here somewhere. 766 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,480 Fuckin' hell! Did your arse drop, son? 767 00:58:44,570 --> 00:58:47,360 You'd fuckin' think so! I tell you. 768 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:51,620 The moment I seen them follow you in, I knew you'd give them a dodgy name. 769 00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:53,910 It's a little trick we picked up in the army. 770 00:58:53,990 --> 00:58:57,120 I'm definitely calling my kids Dorian now. Dorian. 771 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,790 - Dorian. - Dorian. 772 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,000 See you, Rodder, I fuckin' love you sometimes. Do you know that? 773 00:59:03,090 --> 00:59:05,500 You ain't too bad yourself, Johnson. 774 00:59:05,590 --> 00:59:08,800 I'm well up for it now. The omens are good. Millwall who? 775 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,340 I'm gonna have a right fuckin' buzz down there. 776 00:59:12,390 --> 00:59:13,430 Yeah. 777 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,140 Don't say it, Rod. 778 00:59:18,270 --> 00:59:19,940 What? 779 00:59:20,020 --> 00:59:21,600 You fuckin' know. 780 00:59:21,650 --> 00:59:25,190 Look, Tom, fuckin'... Her mum and dad are coming down. 781 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,280 Tom, you'll need these where you're going. 782 01:00:04,650 --> 01:00:06,190 How you doing, mister? 783 01:00:06,230 --> 01:00:08,900 Nah. Not good. You? 784 01:00:08,940 --> 01:00:10,610 Still dead. 785 01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:13,530 Sorry about that. Am I? 786 01:00:13,570 --> 01:00:15,820 No, you're still alive. 787 01:00:15,910 --> 01:00:18,990 - Who are you, mate? - Don't know mate. 788 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,540 Can't tell till I take these bandages off. 789 01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:52,440 What? 790 01:00:52,490 --> 01:00:54,570 What do you mean, "what"? 791 01:00:56,490 --> 01:00:58,450 What are you looking at me like that for? 792 01:00:58,530 --> 01:01:00,290 You don't know? 793 01:01:01,790 --> 01:01:02,790 What, Rod? 794 01:01:02,870 --> 01:01:05,250 You don't remember what you done last night? 795 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,210 I was fuckin' lashed, wasn't I? 796 01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:19,180 Last thing I remember was being in the boozer with you and my grandad. 797 01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:20,930 Jesus, Tom... 798 01:01:22,140 --> 01:01:24,480 For fuck's sake, Rod, what's so bad? 799 01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,100 You don't remember Barbara? 800 01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:29,060 Barbara who? 801 01:01:29,150 --> 01:01:31,440 You tried to get off with Billy's wife. 802 01:01:32,990 --> 01:01:34,400 Fuck off. 803 01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:36,570 And when she blanked you, you beat her up. 804 01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:41,040 - What? - You broke her fuckin' jaw, Tom. 805 01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,160 I know you're winding me up, Rod. 806 01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:49,790 Please tell me you're winding me up, Rod. 807 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,630 I ain't, mate. 808 01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:57,510 Fuck off, King. I tell you what. I'll ring Zeb. He'll fuckin' know. 809 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:02,970 All right, Zeb? 810 01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:06,270 Fuckin' hell, Tom. I don't know what to say. 811 01:02:07,770 --> 01:02:09,190 You went berserk mate. 812 01:02:09,270 --> 01:02:13,610 I've got to wash my hands of this one. The cunt's been playing darts with me. 813 01:02:18,910 --> 01:02:20,570 What am I gonna do, Rod? 814 01:02:21,830 --> 01:02:23,620 You're gonna have to go round there. 815 01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:26,460 What? 816 01:02:26,540 --> 01:02:28,750 Just go round there and fuckin' beg. 817 01:02:28,830 --> 01:02:32,590 Well, that's a good idea. I might as well break her fuckin' nose while I'm at it. 818 01:02:32,670 --> 01:02:35,050 I don't know what else to say to you, Tom. 819 01:02:35,130 --> 01:02:36,920 No, you're right. I'll... 820 01:02:38,630 --> 01:02:41,600 I'll fling myself on my knees and let him kick the fuck out of me. 821 01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,220 Hopefully, he'll have mercy on me if I'm on the floor. 822 01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:47,940 You know him better than me, mate. 823 01:02:48,890 --> 01:02:51,440 That's the problem. I know what he'll do. 824 01:03:32,190 --> 01:03:33,270 Johnson. 825 01:03:35,980 --> 01:03:38,820 Listen, Bill, listen. On my life, I don't remember nothing. 826 01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:41,780 I was obviously smashed out of my tree. I've woke up... 827 01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:44,120 I'm none the wiser, Bill. Please, Bill. 828 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,750 I don't know what's gone on, mate swear to you. Please Bill. Please. 829 01:03:47,830 --> 01:03:49,250 My life. 830 01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:56,920 You soppy, muggy streak of piss. I can't fuckin' believe you fell for that! 831 01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:02,930 If you'd touched my woman, you'd already be dead! 832 01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:04,720 Fuckin' arseholes. 833 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,260 Fuckin' funny, that, innit? 834 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:10,810 Go on. Have a fuckin' laugh, will you? Go on. Really fuckin'... 835 01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:13,060 I really fuckin' need this at the moment, 836 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:17,480 what with my dreams, fuckin' florists, fuckin' billboards... 837 01:04:17,570 --> 01:04:18,570 Bollocks! 838 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:21,780 Cunts. 839 01:04:21,860 --> 01:04:23,410 On his fuckin' knees! 840 01:04:31,710 --> 01:04:34,830 With mates like mine you certainly don't need enemies. Jesus. 841 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,000 Three weeks ago, I was getting on with my life. 842 01:04:37,090 --> 01:04:41,170 But now, with Millwall round the corner, I'm half the man I was, which ain't saying much. 843 01:04:41,260 --> 01:04:43,300 And the worst is yet to come. 844 01:04:44,470 --> 01:04:46,050 Here's Mark with the sport. 845 01:04:46,140 --> 01:04:48,390 Well, the third round takes place this Saturday, 846 01:04:48,470 --> 01:04:51,890 and of course the pick of the ties has got to be Chelsea against Millwall. 847 01:04:51,980 --> 01:04:55,400 I know police leave is cancelled, but this goes beyond that. 848 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,110 This is that ancient rivalry... 849 01:04:57,190 --> 01:04:58,440 Hello, Bill. 850 01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:01,110 Donna, give him a pint, love. Put 'em on the tab. 851 01:05:01,780 --> 01:05:04,530 - How's your luck? - Not bad, Billy. How are you? 852 01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:08,830 Right. Same as before. 853 01:05:08,910 --> 01:05:11,540 I'll take some of you lot down through South Bermondsey, 854 01:05:11,620 --> 01:05:14,210 and Tommy will take the rest from Surrey Quays. 855 01:05:15,170 --> 01:05:16,670 Where's the meet? 856 01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:18,250 It can't be too far away. 857 01:05:18,340 --> 01:05:20,500 They'll have spotters out all over the place. 858 01:05:20,590 --> 01:05:23,670 - And it's on top of the Old Bill before we start. - What about Billy? 859 01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:26,050 What about Billy? 860 01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:28,100 He knows Millwall like the back of his hand. 861 01:05:28,180 --> 01:05:31,350 Fuck Billy. He don't know what he's doing any more. 862 01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:35,940 Now, let's have it right. We all know he's become a liability. 863 01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:38,610 Granted, yeah he can have a row. 864 01:05:38,690 --> 01:05:40,900 But he can't run a turnout down in South London. 865 01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:44,150 He's a fuckin' lunatic. Look what happened in Liverpool. 866 01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:45,610 Bollocksed the day up. 867 01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:50,200 His problem is, he's taken too much of that shit up his nose. 868 01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:53,410 Just forget him. 869 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:55,210 Slow down. He's one of your own. 870 01:05:55,290 --> 01:05:57,370 Hang on. You've got to make Harris right here. 871 01:05:57,460 --> 01:06:00,630 It's like having a big kid around. He's a fuckin' dope, mate. 872 01:06:00,710 --> 01:06:04,090 Just let him take Zeberdee and those chavvies. That'll do him. 873 01:06:04,170 --> 01:06:06,130 You just wipe your mouth of him. 874 01:06:06,220 --> 01:06:07,970 He's a spent force. 875 01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,580 Bill... 876 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,750 Bill! 877 01:06:49,470 --> 01:06:50,760 What's the matter, babe? 878 01:06:51,890 --> 01:06:54,390 You think I'm all right, don't you? 879 01:06:54,470 --> 01:06:55,680 What? 880 01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,270 I'm all right, aren't I? 881 01:06:58,350 --> 01:07:00,400 Yeah, course you are, you silly sod. 882 01:07:01,980 --> 01:07:03,610 Come here. 883 01:07:06,990 --> 01:07:08,610 Eat your dinner. 884 01:07:26,090 --> 01:07:27,090 Bright! 885 01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:31,390 Don't fuckin' creep up on me like that, you si! 886 01:07:31,470 --> 01:07:32,930 Bill. Take it easy. 887 01:07:33,010 --> 01:07:35,220 How comes you weren't down the pub last night? 888 01:07:35,310 --> 01:07:36,930 Fell asleep, didn't I? 889 01:07:39,270 --> 01:07:41,440 How comes you know I weren't there? 890 01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:43,480 Harris belled me and asked where you were. 891 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,320 Well, he didn't fuckin' bell me. Maybe he forgot, eh? 892 01:07:51,410 --> 01:07:53,120 - Got it? - Fuck me! What's that for? 893 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:54,530 Millwall. 894 01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:57,490 Don't be stupid. You can't take a gun down there. 895 01:07:57,580 --> 01:08:01,170 - It's only a flare gun. - What are you on about? You'll kill someone. 896 01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:03,330 Meant to be having a laugh aren't we? 897 01:08:06,050 --> 01:08:07,300 Fuckin' hell, Bill. 898 01:08:09,470 --> 01:08:10,920 You're on the turn, ain't you? 899 01:08:11,010 --> 01:08:13,550 - You ain't got nothing to prove. - Ain't I? 900 01:08:41,620 --> 01:08:45,000 You look as handsome as you did on our wedding day. 901 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,460 Where are your medals? 902 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:49,880 You can't go to Whitehall without them, dear. 903 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,090 You're a hero William. Go and put them on dear. 904 01:08:55,180 --> 01:08:56,970 Make me the proudest woman alive. 905 01:09:26,460 --> 01:09:27,880 Don't look at me. 906 01:09:41,470 --> 01:09:43,350 Yeah, go on. Fuck off, you Pakis. 907 01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:47,600 Fuck off! 908 01:09:47,690 --> 01:09:50,770 Got the little chavvy? Corned beefs all over the gaff. 909 01:09:50,860 --> 01:09:52,320 I know, I know, I know. 910 01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:55,150 Did you see the state of his boat? Did you see it? 911 01:10:00,450 --> 01:10:02,950 You don't even know you're fuckin' born! 912 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,750 Oh, fuck off. 913 01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:25,730 Go on, fuck off, you old mug! 914 01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:13,860 I know who I am now. 915 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:16,690 Show me, then. 916 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:41,760 All right, for fuck's sake. 917 01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:47,220 Hurry up, lazy bollocks. It's Millwall today. 918 01:11:48,890 --> 01:11:49,890 You all right? 919 01:11:49,980 --> 01:11:52,900 I'm sweet, mate. I'm fuckin' buzzing. This is it. 920 01:11:54,610 --> 01:11:56,860 What's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost. 921 01:11:59,030 --> 01:12:01,200 Listen, Zeb. Listen, listen. 922 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,950 You... You'd better just... 923 01:12:03,030 --> 01:12:06,580 What, Tom? Fucking hell, Tom, what had I better do? 924 01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:10,750 Just look after yourself. It might turn ugly. 925 01:12:10,830 --> 01:12:13,960 Don't worry about me. I'm gonna be a fuckin' hero. 926 01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:16,340 Liven up, we've got to meet the others. 927 01:12:16,420 --> 01:12:20,760 I tell you, it's a fuckin' buzz! Come on! 928 01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:06,390 Here, Tom, where's Rod? 929 01:13:06,470 --> 01:13:08,970 Fuck knows. You all right? 930 01:13:09,060 --> 01:13:11,850 Yeah. Couldn't sleep, could I? Fuckin' buzzing. 931 01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:30,330 The wretch from Penge had got her claws in, and only a miracle could bring him back. 932 01:13:30,410 --> 01:13:33,580 But I couldn't see it happening. I'd lost him when I needed him most. 933 01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:37,710 And not even someone of Rod's calibre woud have the bottle to say... 934 01:13:37,790 --> 01:13:40,250 That espresso's really kicked in. 935 01:13:40,340 --> 01:13:42,300 Darling you don't drink espresso. 936 01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:55,770 Tell me more about the air conditioning, Rodney. I'm fascinated. 937 01:13:56,690 --> 01:13:58,980 Air conditioning? 938 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:01,980 You told me you run an air-conditioning firm. 939 01:14:02,070 --> 01:14:05,650 Well, we have a few vans out on jobs at once most of the time. 940 01:14:05,740 --> 01:14:07,700 Well, it's always busier in the summer. 941 01:14:07,780 --> 01:14:10,240 Nothing like a soaring temperature to help the work. 942 01:14:10,330 --> 01:14:14,200 Anyway, most of the time I just sit around the office, waiting for the weekend. 943 01:14:14,290 --> 01:14:17,330 Don't get me wrong. I love the money the job pays. 944 01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:22,000 But my real passion lies in kicking people's fucking heads in at football. 945 01:14:22,090 --> 01:14:25,840 See, I've got to channel it somewhere, and as you can tell by my bulging stomach, 946 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,720 I don't participate in too many sporting activities. 947 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,970 And I don't do drugs. 948 01:14:31,060 --> 01:14:33,180 Well, that's not entirely true, but not a lot. 949 01:14:33,270 --> 01:14:37,190 So, I need my release, and a good fuckin' fight seems the best way. Wouldn't you agree? 950 01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:39,940 Maybe not 951 01:14:40,020 --> 01:14:44,900 At least I wouldn't be walking around like you - fuckin' horrible cunts with sticks up your arses, 952 01:14:44,990 --> 01:14:48,030 trying to pretend your little suburban nightmare's all right. 953 01:14:48,110 --> 01:14:50,700 Then again, it just depends which way you look at it. 954 01:14:50,780 --> 01:14:53,040 Mate, can we have the... 955 01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:56,370 No, I'll... 956 01:15:10,510 --> 01:15:13,560 Rod! I fuckin' knew you'd make it! 957 01:15:14,770 --> 01:15:16,680 Wouldn't miss it for the world, mate. 958 01:15:17,850 --> 01:15:20,020 There's a fuckin' shot, man. 959 01:15:43,210 --> 01:15:45,630 You lot fuckin' ready for us, or what? 960 01:15:45,670 --> 01:15:48,010 Well, let's see how game you really are. 961 01:15:49,430 --> 01:15:52,220 So, come and find us, then, shithead. 962 01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:55,850 Oh, and be careful. Remember you're gonna be in deep south. 963 01:15:55,930 --> 01:15:58,810 Away from all the crowds and the ready eye. 964 01:15:58,850 --> 01:16:00,440 So, watch your fuckin' backs. 965 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,310 - Fuckin' hell! - Let's have it! 966 01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:24,590 Hello, Tom. 967 01:16:24,670 --> 01:16:25,960 What's happening, Joe boy? 968 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,550 Everything's sweet round here. 969 01:16:27,590 --> 01:16:30,010 - Where's Harris? - On his way from South Bermondsey. 970 01:16:30,050 --> 01:16:32,050 Get yourself up on the bridge lively. 971 01:16:32,090 --> 01:16:33,300 Later on. Bye. 972 01:16:38,020 --> 01:16:42,270 - Hello, Joe, son. Where are you? - On the bridge. It's all quiet down here. 973 01:16:42,310 --> 01:16:44,480 Keep your eyes peeled. We´ll be there soon. 974 01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:46,230 Give you a bell if I see anything. 975 01:16:46,270 --> 01:16:49,320 - Crack on. - Speak to you later. 976 01:17:20,430 --> 01:17:23,890 - Right. Here you are. It's sweet. - Other end of the bridge, lively. 977 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,370 Sweet, Bill? Get down here all right? 978 01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:47,710 30 years I've stood toe to toe with you. 979 01:17:47,790 --> 01:17:49,710 You fuckin' mug me off like that? 980 01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:50,800 Forget it. 981 01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:25,250 Anyone who runs is gonna get properly served up when we get home. 982 01:18:25,330 --> 01:18:27,000 You got it? 983 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:31,340 Are you all right, son, yeah? 984 01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:33,050 Yeah. Are you? 985 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:38,260 I've got to tell you now. I've got a really bad fuckin' feeling about this. 986 01:19:21,850 --> 01:19:23,890 Come on! For fuck's sake. 987 01:19:39,910 --> 01:19:42,450 Oi. Oi. Hold it here. Hold it. Hold it. 988 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:51,130 Hold it. Oi. Keep your fuckin' voices down. 989 01:19:51,210 --> 01:19:52,960 Keep your fuckin' voices down. 990 01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:54,670 Keep it quiet. Keep it quiet. 991 01:20:10,060 --> 01:20:11,900 Fuckin' wankers! 992 01:20:13,060 --> 01:20:14,770 Fuck. 993 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:25,490 Cunts! 994 01:20:25,580 --> 01:20:26,830 You and your f... 995 01:20:39,260 --> 01:20:41,510 Clear the area. 996 01:20:41,590 --> 01:20:43,430 Immediately. 997 01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:48,310 Fuckin' cunt! 998 01:20:52,980 --> 01:20:55,610 Disperse, immediately. 999 01:21:04,740 --> 01:21:07,200 I repeat: disperse now. 1000 01:21:10,290 --> 01:21:12,330 Clear the area. 1001 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,630 Get him! 1002 01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,300 Step on the cunt! 1003 01:21:23,380 --> 01:21:25,840 Get the cunt on the floor. Get into him! 1004 01:21:31,140 --> 01:21:35,440 Johnson! Johnson! Leave my fuckin' brother in Casualty, you cunt? 1005 01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:17,650 Get the fuck back! 1006 01:22:31,370 --> 01:22:33,000 Get out of the way! 1007 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:45,550 Leave it. 1008 01:23:20,670 --> 01:23:23,130 You nearly wound up in the boneyard, my son. 1009 01:23:27,510 --> 01:23:29,090 How come you're here? 1010 01:23:29,180 --> 01:23:31,220 They call it grieving. 1011 01:23:31,300 --> 01:23:33,890 I call it falling fuckin' over. 1012 01:23:38,890 --> 01:23:41,560 Rod and the others was up. Brought you some grapes. 1013 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:47,490 Was er... Zeberdee there? 1014 01:23:47,570 --> 01:23:50,240 Erm... young fella with black hair? 1015 01:23:51,370 --> 01:23:53,450 What, that little prick? Yes, he was. 1016 01:23:55,700 --> 01:23:57,540 Thank fuck for that. 1017 01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:05,000 What about Australia, Bill? 1018 01:24:05,090 --> 01:24:07,130 I'll fly next Tuesday. 1019 01:24:09,590 --> 01:24:11,220 What about you? 1020 01:24:13,140 --> 01:24:14,760 What about me? 1021 01:24:15,810 --> 01:24:17,600 Huh! 1022 01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:19,440 Was it worth it? 1023 01:24:32,910 --> 01:24:37,790 Kicked half to death, florists, cabbies, nightmares and visions. 1024 01:24:37,870 --> 01:24:39,750 One of the old soldiers gone for ever. 1025 01:24:39,830 --> 01:24:41,330 Bright gone for a seven, 1026 01:24:41,420 --> 01:24:46,250 and bollocks so ruptured that the only thing I'll be pulling for months is a chain. 1027 01:24:46,340 --> 01:24:50,380 After all that you really do have to ask yourself if it was a worth it. 1028 01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:56,470 Course it fuckin' was. 1029 01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:08,190 Yeah, just get a pint over here. 1030 01:25:17,030 --> 01:25:20,410 They reckon, as soon as he got sentenced, he started crying his eyes out. 1031 01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:23,580 I'll do it standing on my head, you mug. Fuck off. 1032 01:25:23,670 --> 01:25:28,840 You corrupt cunt. It's people like you that are ruining this fuckin' country, you nonce. 1033 01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:31,090 - Take him down. - Fuckin' mug. 1034 01:25:31,170 --> 01:25:32,800 Here you are. 1035 01:25:34,090 --> 01:25:37,350 - Where are you going, you slippery cunt? - Khazi. He gave me a livener. 1036 01:25:37,430 --> 01:25:40,600 Zeb, leave me some, or you're fuckin' dead. 1037 01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:12,670 What's happenin', Zeberfuckindee?