0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:02,712 --> 00:00:05,032 [man over loudspeaker] GETTING DOWN TO THE CONCESSION STAND. 2 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:06,442 SPEAKING OF THE CONCESSION STAND, 3 00:00:06,466 --> 00:00:07,592 WHO LIKES BEER? 4 00:00:07,884 --> 00:00:09,684 WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL ON BLUE RIBBON DOWN THERE. 5 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:11,262 NOW, GET DOWN THERE AND GET IT. 6 00:00:11,554 --> 00:00:13,073 ALL RIGHT, NOW, Y'ALL READY FOR THE MAIN EVENT? 7 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:15,517 LISTEN TO THEM RIDES REVVING. 8 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:17,769 Y'ALL READY FOR SOME POWERHOUSE CRASH—UP? 9 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,437 NOW, ON MY MARK. 10 00:00:19,729 --> 00:00:21,356 NOBODY START TILL I SAY GO. 11 00:00:21,648 --> 00:00:23,900 WHOA, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT AN EARLY GUY. 12 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:24,526 LOOKS LIKE AN EARLY BIRDIE. 13 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:27,028 [loud crash] 14 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,989 [dramatic music] 15 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:31,449 ♪♪ 16 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:33,409 [mellow music] 17 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:43,294 ♪♪ 18 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:46,130 [knocking on window] 19 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,638 HEY, MRS. GORE. CAN GAVIN PLAY? 20 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:55,598 GAVIN, HOBIE AND MAYNARD ARE HERE. 21 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,393 [thudding footsteps] 22 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:01,259 YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME, GENTLEMEN. 23 00:01:01,396 --> 00:01:02,522 I COMMEND YOU. 24 00:01:02,814 --> 00:01:04,399 (Mrs. Gore) BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, GAVIE. 25 00:01:04,691 --> 00:01:06,043 I PUT A LITTLE PERILAX IN YOUR DRINK. 26 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,610 MOM, I TOLD YOU, I'M FINE. 27 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,195 I KNOW, DEAR, 28 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:11,048 BUT THIS WILL LOOSEN YOU UP JUST IN CASE. 29 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,072 [groans] 30 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:16,387 (Mrs. Gore) BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, GUYS. 31 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:19,622 WHAT'S PERILAX? 32 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,333 IT HELPS YOU TO GET SQUIRTY DUMPLINGS. 33 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:24,228 SHUT UP, HOBIE. HOW DO YOU KNOW? DO YOU USE IT? 34 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:26,004 I DON'T KNOW. 35 00:01:26,296 --> 00:01:27,656 COME ON, GUYS. LET'S FIGHT ALREADY. 36 00:01:27,714 --> 00:01:30,049 FINE; IF YOU'RE SO READY, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE. 37 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:35,597 CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS, GENTLEMEN. 38 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:36,973 I CHOOSE EXCALIBUR. 39 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:41,394 WHAT? 40 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:43,938 SINCE MAYNARD HAS CHOSEN MY WEAPON OF CHOICE, 41 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:47,567 I AM FORCED TO USE A SECONDARY WEAPON. 42 00:01:47,859 --> 00:01:51,070 THE MACE AND DAGGER. 43 00:01:53,323 --> 00:01:55,950 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, THE BATHROOM? 44 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:57,702 JUST SETTING THE MOOD, GENTLEMEN, 45 00:01:57,994 --> 00:02:00,788 SETTING THE MOOD. 46 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,541 [soothing instrumental music] 47 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,627 ♪♪ 48 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,421 WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS? 49 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,093 WARRIORS, PREPARE TO CROSS SWORDS. 50 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:19,474 ♪♪ 51 00:02:19,766 --> 00:02:20,475 ATTACK! 52 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:24,270 [both grunting] 53 00:02:30,902 --> 00:02:31,902 HIT. 54 00:02:34,656 --> 00:02:36,366 (Hobie) WARRIORS READY? 55 00:02:36,658 --> 00:02:38,534 ATTACK. 56 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,995 THAT'S IT. 57 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,458 GAVIN, YOU STUPID DINGLEBERRY, 58 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,627 WHAT YOU LISTENING TO, WUSS TUNES? 59 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:48,628 TURN IT OFF! 60 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:52,173 HIT. OH, GOD. 61 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:53,007 MY EYE. YOU—— THAT'S AN ILLEGAL HIT. 62 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:54,967 YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED. I WIN. 63 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,553 [laughs] THAT'S WHAT YOU GET 64 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,156 FOR LISTENING TO THAT FAIRY MUSIC. 65 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,099 SHUT UP, ZERK. YEAH, ZERK JERK. 66 00:03:01,391 --> 00:03:02,934 HEY, PIPE IT, SISSY. 67 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:05,269 AND SHUT THAT CRAP OFF BEFORE I SHUT YOU OFF. 68 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:06,354 MAKE US. 69 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:07,729 MAKE YOU? 70 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,249 ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T WE FIGHT FOR IT? 71 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,273 ME AGAINST YOU, GAVIN. 72 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:12,068 NO WAY; I JUST GOT HIT IN THE FACE. 73 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,480 OH, YOU GOT HIT IN THE FACE. 74 00:03:13,695 --> 00:03:15,405 FINE, BE A LITTLE WUSSBAG. 75 00:03:15,697 --> 00:03:17,323 I'LL TAKE ANDRE THE NERD OVER HERE THEN. 76 00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:21,828 OKAY, BUT I HAVE TO GET THE LONGSWORD. 77 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,138 ALL RIGHT, I DON'T REALLY GIVE A CRAP. 78 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:23,871 GIVE ME THAT OTHER LONG THINGY, THEN. 79 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:25,498 IT'S CALLED A SPEAR, CRAP FACE. 80 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:27,630 I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED, YOU STUPID NERD. 81 00:03:27,834 --> 00:03:29,919 JUST GIVE IT HERE. 82 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:31,230 (Maynard) COME ON, HOBIE, STAY ON THE OFFENSIVE. 83 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:33,381 YOU'LL BE FINE, OKAY? COME ON. 84 00:03:36,134 --> 00:03:40,263 SPARRING PARTNERS, PREPARE TO CROSS SWORDS. 85 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:41,555 (Zerk) LOOK AT HIM. 86 00:03:41,806 --> 00:03:44,976 LOOK AT THE BIG NERD DANCE AROUND. 87 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:46,453 WHATEVER, MAN. LET'S JUST FIGHT. 88 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:48,229 ATTACK! 89 00:03:48,521 --> 00:03:49,188 LOOK AT HIM. 90 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,189 WHAT YOU DOING? 91 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:51,481 (Maynard) COME ON, HOBIE. 92 00:03:51,524 --> 00:03:52,524 COME ON, HOBIE. 93 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:53,727 LITTLE NERD'S CHEERING HIM ON. 94 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:55,570 LOOK AT THE BIG MAN. 95 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:57,488 GET OUT OF HERE. 96 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,031 [groans] HEY, LOOK AT HIM. 97 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:01,284 HE'S LIKE A BIG OLD BEETLE WHAT'S ON ITS BACK. 98 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:02,594 HEY, ILLEGAL HIT. YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED. 99 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,787 HE WINS. GET OUT OF HERE. 100 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,159 YEAH, ZERK, POKE THAT PIGGY. 101 00:04:07,165 --> 00:04:08,416 HEY, YOU BIG BULLY, QUIT IT! 102 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:09,750 FACE SHOTS ARE ILLEGAL. 103 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,169 [groans] 104 00:04:11,461 --> 00:04:13,421 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE GETTING HIT IN THE FACE? 105 00:04:13,713 --> 00:04:14,338 YOU BETTER MIND YOUR MANNERS, BOY. 106 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:15,965 ENOUGH. 107 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,301 SAVE YOUR STRENGTH FOR THE HIKE 108 00:04:18,593 --> 00:04:19,993 TO DEER CLIFF FALLS TOMORROW, HOBIE. 109 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:21,280 YOU KNOW HOW YOUR KNEES START ACHING UNDER YOUR GIRTH. 110 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:23,431 WHAT'S AT DEER CLIFF FALLS? 111 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:24,723 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 112 00:04:24,766 --> 00:04:25,266 YEAH, NONE—YA. 113 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:27,351 YEAH, RIGHT, RETARDS. 114 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,288 PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ARROWHEADS OR SOMETHING. 115 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:29,979 SO WHAT IF WE ARE? 116 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,271 SHUT UP, MAYNARD. SORRY. 117 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,475 YEAH, WELL, THERE AIN'T NONE, 118 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:33,876 'CAUSE IF THERE WAS, I WOULD'VE FOUND THEM 119 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,210 WHEN I WENT LOOKING FOR THEM THREE MONTHS AGO. 120 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:35,735 MAYBE YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO SEE THEM. 121 00:04:36,027 --> 00:04:37,904 YEAH, YOU'RE SO UGLY, 122 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:39,506 ALL THE ARROWHEADS RAN AWAY AND HID. 123 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,531 WHATEV, YOU LITTLE DORKS. 124 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:44,327 CAN'T MAKE THIS OUT OF FOAM AND DUCT TAPE. 125 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:47,789 YEAH, ZERK. LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 126 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,333 STUPID NERDS. 127 00:04:52,877 --> 00:04:55,379 [energetic music over TV] 128 00:04:55,671 --> 00:05:03,554 ♪♪ 129 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:06,015 [growling] 130 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:20,738 [whispering] OH, HELLO. 131 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:23,241 I AM DR. ARTIMUS SNODGRASS, 132 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:28,538 AND WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE SASQUATCH. 133 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:31,541 TODAY I WILL ATTEMPT TO ANSWER 134 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:35,503 SOME OF THE PENETRATING QUESTIONS WE ALL HAVE 135 00:05:35,795 --> 00:05:38,923 ABOUT THE ANIMAL—— OR HUMAN BEING, 136 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:41,801 DEPENDING ON WHOM YOU LISTEN TO—— 137 00:05:42,093 --> 00:05:45,221 COMMON REFERRED TO AS BIGFOOT. 138 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,516 QUESTIONS LIKE, WHAT IS A SASQUATCH? 139 00:05:48,808 --> 00:05:49,433 [gasps] 140 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:50,725 GAVIN, YOU HAVE VISITORS. 141 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:52,812 NOT TOO LONG. LUNCH IS ALMOST READY. 142 00:05:53,104 --> 00:05:53,646 (Snodgrass) AND THE QUESTION—— 143 00:05:53,938 --> 00:05:54,938 (Mrs. Gore) OKAY, BOYS. 144 00:05:54,981 --> 00:05:56,023 (boy) MRS. GORE. 145 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:58,609 HELLO, GENTLEMEN. 146 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:00,741 WHAT BRINGS YOU TO MY PART OF THE REGION TODAY? 147 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:02,280 WE JUST WANT TO GET A VIDEO, DUDE. 148 00:06:02,572 --> 00:06:04,866 WAIT, DON'T I ALWAYS SEE YOU TWO GUYS 149 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:06,409 HANGING OUT WITH SHANE BAGWELL? 150 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:08,244 YEAH, WELL, WE USED TO. 151 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,122 BUT HE WAS SO ANNOYING, WE STOPPED. 152 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,499 OKAY, WHICH ONE WERE YOU THINKING? 153 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,391 WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE WITH MICHAEL JACKSON? 154 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:15,793 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. CAPTAIN EO. 155 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,920 NO CAN DO, BRETHREN. 156 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:19,772 THE LAST TIME SOMEONE BORROWED THAT ONE, 157 00:06:19,964 --> 00:06:21,382 THEY LOST MY 3—D GLASSES. 158 00:06:21,674 --> 00:06:24,594 OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THE BIGFOOT VIDEO? 159 00:06:24,886 --> 00:06:25,511 EXCELLENT CHOICE. 160 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:28,014 I WAS WATCHING THAT ONE MYSELF. 161 00:06:28,306 --> 00:06:29,390 SWEET. 162 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:30,682 THAT WILL BE $3, 163 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:32,226 AND IT'S DUE BACK NEXT TUESDAY. 164 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,061 LATER, 165 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:36,271 DUDE. 166 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:37,355 [chuckles] 167 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,243 [gentle music] 168 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:55,166 ♪♪ 169 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,458 [Gavin screaming] 170 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,500 [imitating gun] 171 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:58,585 AH, I'VE BEEN HIT. 172 00:06:58,711 --> 00:07:01,505 AH. 173 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:02,840 [indistinct speech] 174 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,132 AH! 175 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,559 SO WHY DO THEY CALL IT DEER CLIFF FALLS? 176 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,954 WELL, INDIANS USED TO CHASE DEER WITH BOWS AND ARROWS, 177 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,218 AND DEER WOULD GET SO FRIGHTENED 178 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:18,916 THAT THEY'D RUN RIGHT OFF THE BIG CLIFF UP HERE 179 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:20,232 TO THEIR DEATH. 180 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,210 AND THEN THE INDIANS WOULD CLIMB DOWN THE MOUNTAIN 181 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:23,444 AND GET THE DEER AND COOK IT. 182 00:07:23,736 --> 00:07:24,403 THAT'S WHY PEOPLE FIND SO MANY ARROWHEADS UP HERE. 183 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:25,404 WHOA! 184 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:29,825 [grunts] 185 00:07:31,953 --> 00:07:33,663 IT STINKS. 186 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:41,420 HEY, GUYS, DO YOU SEE THIS? 187 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,343 [together] THE SASQUATCH. 188 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:48,635 WHO? 189 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:50,030 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF BIGFOOT? 190 00:07:50,054 --> 00:07:51,305 LIKE, THE BIG HAIRY GUY? 191 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,474 EXACTLY. 192 00:07:53,766 --> 00:07:54,892 HE'S BEEN HERE. LOOK. 193 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:57,520 IT LOOKS LIKE HE STOPPED TO TAKE A BIG DUMP RIGHT THERE. 194 00:07:57,812 --> 00:07:59,492 AT LEAST HE DOESN'T TAKE SQUIRTY DUMPLINGS. 195 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:00,522 SHUT UP, HOBIE. 196 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:02,000 COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO TELL THE COPS. 197 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,192 SCREW THE COPS. 198 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,084 LET'S TELL THE CLACKANOMAH COUNTY HERALD. 199 00:08:05,111 --> 00:08:06,505 WE'LL GET OUR PICTURES IN THE PAPER. 200 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:07,714 SCREW IT. LET'S TELL BOTH OF THEM. 201 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:08,738 ALL RIGHT. 202 00:08:08,823 --> 00:08:11,492 [gentle music] 203 00:08:11,784 --> 00:08:14,662 ♪♪ 204 00:08:14,996 --> 00:08:15,996 [music stops] 205 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:18,541 SWEET. NICE. 206 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:20,376 NICE SHOT, SHANE. 207 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:23,295 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT'S THE RUSH, LADIES? 208 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:26,257 WE FOUND SASQUATCH TRACKS. SHUT UP, MAYNARD. 209 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:29,176 SASQUATCH? YEAH, RIGHT. 210 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,470 LIKE THAT VIDEO OF YOURS WE WATCHED LAST NIGHT? 211 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:32,888 YOU GUYS LET SHANE WATCH IT? 212 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,682 THAT'S IT. YOU'RE BANNED FROM RENTING. 213 00:08:34,974 --> 00:08:37,560 WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP, YO. 214 00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:39,478 (Shane) WHAT'S SHE DOING WITH YOU GUYS? 215 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,022 SHE'S JUST A FRIEND OF MINE. 216 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:42,749 I BET SHE'S WALKING OUT AHEAD OF YOU GUYS, 217 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:43,399 WASN'T SHE, MAYNARD? 218 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,192 YEAH, SO WHAT? 219 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,962 SO I JUST FIGURED OUT WHO LAID THE SASQUATCH TRACKS. 220 00:08:46,986 --> 00:08:47,695 THAT'S ALL. 221 00:08:47,987 --> 00:08:50,406 [laughter] 222 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:51,698 SHUT UP, SHANE. 223 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,159 MAKE ME. 224 00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:54,886 WE REALLY DID FIND THOSE SASQUATCH TRACKS. 225 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:56,162 YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE, JERKWAD. 226 00:08:56,454 --> 00:08:58,056 WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOU MOUTH IS, PUNK? 227 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,083 FINE, I'M NOT AFRAID. 228 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,960 OKAY, WELL, IF THERE ARE 229 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,337 REAL "SASQUATCH" TRACKS UP THERE, 230 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:06,881 THEN I'LL GIVE YOU THIS. 231 00:09:07,173 --> 00:09:10,301 IF THEY'RE NOT, I GET YOUR ENTIRE VIDEO COLLECTION. 232 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,470 NO WAY. 233 00:09:12,762 --> 00:09:15,765 TOLD YOU SO. HIS GIRLFRIEND LAID THE TRACKS. 234 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,559 FINE, IT'S A DEAL. 235 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,437 THANKS. 236 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,190 IN THE MEANTIME, I'LL HANG ON TO THE OTHER VIDEO WE GOT. 237 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:25,917 DON'T TRIP OVER YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FAT FEET 238 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:26,484 ON THE WAY HOME. 239 00:09:26,776 --> 00:09:27,443 THEY WEREN'T TOO FAT FOR YOU 240 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:28,360 WITH THE NICKELCADE THE OTHER DAY. 241 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:30,529 OH. 242 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:32,364 YOU BETTER PUT THAT METAL—MOUTH DOG 243 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:33,365 ON A CHAIN, GAVIN. 244 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,367 SHUT UP, SHANE. SHE'S NOT A DOG. 245 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:36,327 YOU'RE A DOG. 246 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,579 OOH, YOU'RE SCARING ME. 247 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,956 BOO! UGH! 248 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,750 GET UP, GAVIN. GET UP AND FIGHT ME. 249 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:44,543 (boy) MUFFIN. 250 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:45,961 [laughter] 251 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,379 COME ON, TINKER BELL. 252 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,298 COME ON, GAVIN. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. 253 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:50,790 YEAH, WE'VE GOT TO GET TO TOWN. 254 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:51,467 COME ON. 255 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:54,637 [sighs] 256 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:57,014 (boy) LUCKY, YOU KNOW THAT? 257 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:59,725 YEAH, GAVIN, YOU BETTER RUN ALONG. 258 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,686 [all laughing] 259 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:05,022 GOSH, THAT GUY'S A STINKING UGLY BUTT. 260 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,541 YOU KNOW, WE REALLY DID FIND THOSE SASQUATCH FOOTPRINTS. 261 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,359 SO HE'S THE ONE WHO'S GONNA LOSE. 262 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,091 THAT CHINESE STAR IS AS GOOD AS MINE. 263 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,613 COME ON. YEAH, HE'S SCREWED. 264 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:15,759 (Hobie) OFFICER, WE'D LIKE TO FILE A REPORT—— 265 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,344 WE WERE UP ON THE TRAIL TO DEER CLIFF FALLS, 266 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:18,994 AND WE FOUND A NUMBER OF LARGE TRACKS. 267 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,371 WE THINK IT'S BIGFOOT. 268 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:26,335 BIGFOOT. 269 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:30,631 HEY, CHILLCUT, GOT A LEAD FOR YOU. 270 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,550 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 271 00:10:32,842 --> 00:10:33,968 OKEYDOKEY, 272 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:35,660 WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU AT THE TRAILHEAD. 273 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,180 CHILLCUT OUT. 274 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,752 THERE'S GONNA BE REPORTERS THERE. 275 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,015 SATISFIED? 276 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,268 I GUESS. 277 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,995 ARE YOU SURE IT'S LEGAL TO HAVE FOUR OF US 278 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,499 STUFFED BACK HERE WITHOUTS SEAT BELTS? 279 00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:46,563 OH, RELAX, BIG BOY. 280 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,791 THE WAY YOU'RE ALL WEDGED BACK THERE 281 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,215 IS PROBABLY BETTER THAN A SEAT BELT. 282 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,395 NOW, IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOT SOME PERSONAL BUSINESS 283 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:52,652 TO ATTEND TO. 284 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:53,362 SHE—RA, THIS IS HE—MAN. 285 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,698 OVER. 286 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,630 [woman over radio] THAT'S A GO FOR SHE—RA. 287 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:58,951 IT'S THE SASQUATCH AGAIN. 288 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:00,283 DROP EVERYTHING AND MEET ME 289 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,079 AT THE DEER CLIFF FALLS TRAILHEAD. OVER. 290 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,003 WHICH ONE OF YOU KIDS FOUND THIS? 291 00:11:09,295 --> 00:11:13,340 I GUESS MAYBE I FIGURED IT OUT. 292 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:14,633 WELL, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF 293 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:17,553 QUITE A CACHE OF EVIDENCE HERE, DON'T YOU THINK? 294 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,389 DO YOU THINK IT'S THE SASQUATCH? 295 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:21,961 WELL, IF IT WASN'T THE SASQUATCH, 296 00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:23,983 WE SURE GOT SOME BIG DUDE WALKING AROUND HERE, 297 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:26,308 DUMPING THE BIGGEST FECES I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE, 298 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,188 AND I'VE SEEN A LOT. 299 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:28,689 [laughs] AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH? 300 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,441 OH. 301 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:31,733 BLONDEEN. 302 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,783 THESE TRACKS ARE FRESH TOO. 303 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:40,743 YOU CAN TELL THAT FROM THE POOP? 304 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:43,913 NO, IT RAINED LAST NIGHT. 305 00:11:44,205 --> 00:11:47,666 THAT MEANS... 306 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,044 THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN DUMPED EARLY THIS MORNING. 307 00:11:50,336 --> 00:11:52,213 SO IT'S, LIKE, A MORNING DUMP? 308 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,464 I BETTER GET SOME CAUTION TAPE OUT OF THE CRUISER, 309 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,758 ROPE THIS AREA OFF. 310 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,111 YOU GUYS STAY HERE AND MAKE SURE NOBODY MESSES WITH IT. 311 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,196 BLONDEEN, BETTER GET ARTIE ON THE PHONE. 312 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,013 HE'S GONNA WANT TO SEE THIS. 313 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:03,933 (woman) OKAY, MELVIN. 314 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:08,562 YOU GET A SHOT OF THIS KID STANDING IN FRONT OF THAT FIND, 315 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:11,065 AND I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS, OKAY? 316 00:12:11,357 --> 00:12:12,557 WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS? 317 00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:14,318 GAVIN GORE. 318 00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,946 AND HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, GAVIN? 319 00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:19,907 [chuckles] I THINK HOBIE LAID ONE LIKE THAT A WHILE BACK. 320 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:21,825 (Maynard) TELL THEM ABOUT THE CORN. 321 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:25,537 [woman over TV] AS YOU CAN SEE RIGHT BEHIND MY RIGHT SHOULDER, 322 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,389 THERE IS A VERY LARGE SELECTION OF FECES 323 00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:29,416 FROM WHAT WE THINK COULD BE 324 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,126 THE SASQUATCH. 325 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,778 WE'RE BRINGING IN ARTIMUS SNODGRASS 326 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,564 TO DETERMINE WHETHER THIS IS INDEED A REAL FIND. 327 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,799 HE IS THE WORLD'S FOREMOST AUTHORITY 328 00:12:37,091 --> 00:12:39,260 ON SASQUATCH AND SASQUATCH SCAT. 329 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,470 (woman) AND WHEN WILL HE BE ARRIVING? 330 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,402 (Chillcut) WELL, HE SHOULD BE ARRIVING HERE 331 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,807 WITHIN THE NEXT THREE DAYS. 332 00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:46,493 (woman) WHAT LED YOU TO FIND THIS SASQUATCH FECES? 333 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,560 [Gavin over television] WELL, WE WERE—— 334 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,229 I CAME TO GET MY VIDEO BACK. 335 00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:51,647 NO WAY, LAMEWAD. YOU LOST. 336 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,108 WE TOLD YOU WE FOUND SASQUATCH FOOTPRINTS. 337 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,627 LOOK, IT'S ON THE NEWS RIGHT THERE. 338 00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:56,971 WELL, THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS—— 339 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,779 [scoffs] YEAH, RIGHT. 340 00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:00,173 OFFICER CHILLCUT'S MY UNCLE, 341 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,657 AND HE WOULDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 342 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,009 BETWEEN A DEER TRACK AND A SNACK PACK. 343 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,910 SO? SO. 344 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:06,805 HE SAID HE CALLED THAT GUY FROM YOUR STUPID VIDEO. 345 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:07,913 ARTIMUS SNODGRASS? 346 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,641 HE SAID HE'LL BE HERE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS 347 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:10,934 TO SEE IF THE TRACKS ARE REAL OR NOT. 348 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,376 THIS IS SO STUPID. 349 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,479 WE DIDN'T EVEN BET ON WHETHER THE TRACKS WERE REAL. 350 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,064 WE JUST BET ON WHETHER WE FOUND SOME TRACKS. 351 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:17,816 I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S BOOT WHAT THE BET WAS, ALL RIGHT? 352 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,509 IF HE SAYS IT AIN'T REAL, WE GET YOUR VIDEOS. 353 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,195 COME ON, JUST GIVE ME MY VIDEO BACK. 354 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,238 I DON'T EVEN WANT YOUR STUPID CHINESE STAR. 355 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:25,806 ALL RIGHT, LET ME GO GET IT. YEAH. 356 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,098 [door slams] 357 00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:30,853 [rock music] 358 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:38,360 ♪♪ 359 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,652 [knocking at door] 360 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,239 (Zerk) WHAT? 361 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,531 HELLO? 362 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,182 I'M OUT BACK GRILLING BRATS, SHIRTS. 363 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,121 ARE YOU EZEKIEL WILDER? 364 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,060 ZERK WILDER, YEAH. WHO WANTS TO KNOW? 365 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,754 I'M MR. ERNIE DALRYMPLE. 366 00:13:57,046 --> 00:14:01,425 I REPRESENT BILFORD, COHEN, AND GREGG COLLECTION AGENCY. 367 00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:04,136 SIR, DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR POSSESSION 368 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:07,931 A CREDIT CARD ISSUED BY THE NEW BANK OF FLANDERS? 369 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,225 YEAH, I KNOW I GOT ONE, BUT I DON'T EVER USE IT, 370 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,786 'CAUSE IT'S FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY. 371 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,020 SIR, 372 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,314 IT WAS USED JULY 17, 1999, 373 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:18,359 AT A BURGERVILLE, FOR $5.17. 374 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,694 WHAT? 375 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:24,865 COULD I HAVE ONE SEMI—HUGE WALLA WALLA ONION RING...S 376 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,535 AND FOUR FRESH RASPBERRY MILK SHAKES? 377 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,580 OH, YEAH. 378 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,291 THE REASON I'M HERE TODAY, MR. WILDER, 379 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,794 IS THAT FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS, 380 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:39,797 THE BANK HAS ATTEMPTED TO REACH YOU BY LETTER... 381 00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:43,175 BILLS? WHATEVER. 382 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,386 YES, THEY GOT THE NEW SABBATH TABS. 383 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,096 ROCK ON. 384 00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:49,473 AND BY TELEPHONE... 385 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,183 HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE. 386 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:54,895 [snorts] STUPID TELEMARKETERS. 387 00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:57,314 AND FINALLY THEY HAVE SENT ME TO GIVE YOU THIS BILL, 388 00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:02,736 INDICATING THAT YOU OWE $1,438.93, 389 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,798 WHICH HAS RESULTED IN A LIEN ON YOUR PROPERTY, 390 00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:07,574 PRINCIPALLY YOUR PONTIAC FIREBIRD, 391 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,119 IN THAT YOU RENT THIS HOME. 392 00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:13,580 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS ALL NERD TALK. 393 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,040 THAT I DON'T GET IT. 394 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:18,001 YOU HAVE UNTIL MONDAY NEXT TO COME UP WITH THE MONEY, 395 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,045 OTHERWISE THE TITLE OF YOUR AUTOMOBILE 396 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,256 WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO THE BANK. 397 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:23,257 HERE'S THE PAPERWORK 398 00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:24,675 INDICATING SUCH. 399 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:25,968 THANK YOU SO MUCH 400 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:27,260 FOR YOUR TIME. 401 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:28,511 HAVE A LOVELY DAY. 402 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,055 HEY, MR. DALRYMPLE. 403 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,182 OOPS. 404 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,810 [flames crackling] 405 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,102 [laughs] IT'S BURNING. 406 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,439 LOOK AT HIS FACE. LOOKIT. 407 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,816 [laughs] 408 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,943 STUPID BALD NERD. 409 00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,695 UH—OH. HEY, I'LL PAY IT. 410 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:45,529 OH, WAIT, I CAN'T. IT'S BURNED. 411 00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:49,116 [laughing] 412 00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:54,705 THAT STUPID—— 413 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,165 SUCKS, MAN. 414 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:59,042 WHERE AM I GONNA GET 1,400 BUCKS FROM? 415 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,414 HOW CAN I OWE THAT MUCH FOR A $5 MEAL AT BURGERVILLE? 416 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:02,545 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 417 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,548 IT'S THEM FINANCE CHARGES, I RECKON. 418 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,466 THEY BUILD UP. 419 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,092 NO CRAP, GENIUS. 420 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,969 WHERE YOU FROM, HARVARD? 421 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,554 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 422 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,073 WHY DON'T YOU STOP TELLING ME THINGS I ALREADY KNOW 423 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,616 AND COME UP WITH A WAY FOR US TO MAKE THIS MONEY? 424 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,118 'CAUSE AIN'T NO ONE TAKING THE FIREBIRD AWAY FROM ME. 425 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,478 [metallic screeching] 426 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,038 NOW, IS THIS OR ISN'T THIS AMERICA? 427 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,182 I THOUGHT WE LIVED IN A PLACE 428 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,833 WHERE THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T SCREW YOU OVER. 429 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:25,027 I DON'T THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS THE ONE SCREWING YOU. 430 00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:26,319 FIRE IN THE HOLE. 431 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,571 WHATEVER, MAN. 432 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:28,989 THIS WHOLE COUNTRY IS FOUNDED 433 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,492 ON NOT TAKING CRAP FROM ANYONE, YOU KNOW? 434 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,303 IT'S ALL ABOUT FREEDOM, MAN, LIKE THIS, 435 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,204 YOU KNOW, FREEDOM TO HANG OUT WITH A BUDDY, 436 00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:36,806 DRINK SOME BEERS, SQUEEZE OFF A COUPLE ROUNDS. 437 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,208 [gunshots] 438 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:45,172 MAN, IF I COULD GET WITHIN 50 YARDS OF BIN LADEN. 439 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,466 (Shirts) CHECK THIS OUT. 440 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,038 REMEMBER WHEN WE WAS AT REPTICON 441 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,178 AND THAT GUY WAS SELLING THEM CHAMELEONS? 442 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,790 OH, GREAT. AGAIN WITH THE LIZARDS. 443 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,223 AND YOU WAS LIKE, 444 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,515 "HOW MUCH?" 445 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,976 AND HE WAS LIKE, "$300." 446 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,771 AND YOU WAS LIKE, "YEAH, RIGHT." 447 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:01,688 YEAH, DUDE, I WAS THERE. 448 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:02,999 I REMEMBER. WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 449 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,234 WELL, WHAT IF WE GOT A BOY AND A GIRL 450 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,819 AND GOT THEM SUCKERS TO MATE? 451 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,406 THEN WE CAN SELL THEM BABY CHAMELEONS, 452 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:16,411 BUT WE SELL THEM FOR $299. 453 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,372 THEN PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE, 454 00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:21,667 "WHY AM I GONNA GIVE THAT OLD GUY $300 455 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,169 "WHEN I CAN GET THEM SAME CHAMELEONS 456 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:29,883 FOR A DOLLAR CHEAPER FROM THOSE OTHER GUYS?" 457 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,468 (Zerk) HOW LONG WOULD THAT TAKE? 458 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,555 IF THE CHAMELEONS ARE IN HEAT, 459 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:42,604 PROBABLY... 460 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,314 THREE OR FOUR MONTHS. 461 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:45,606 THREE OR FOUR MONTHS. 462 00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,276 I NEED THE MONEY IN TEN DAYS, IDIOT. 463 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,208 TOOK YOU THREE OR FOUR MONTHS TO SAY THAT. 464 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:52,864 WELL, THEN HOW ABOUT A LEMONADE STAND? 465 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,884 LEMONADE STAND. HOW ARE WE GONNA MAKE LEMONADE? 466 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,077 WILL YOU IDIOTS SHUT UP, PLEASE? 467 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,369 I'M TRYING TO WATCH THIS. 468 00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:59,496 WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP? 469 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,665 YEAH, FRANKIE, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP? 470 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,637 AND WHAT IS THIS, MORE OF THAT LIZARD CRAP? 471 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:09,047 (Shirts) OH, IT'S ONE OF THEM LIZARDS THAT CAN RUN ON WATER. 472 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,300 BIG WHOOP, I CAN DO THAT. 473 00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:12,592 WHATEVER, DUDE. 474 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:13,343 YEAH, WHATEVER, MAN. I CAN. 475 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:14,219 IT AIN'T THAT HARD, DUDE. 476 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,887 ALL YOU NEED IS SOME FLIPPERS 477 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,219 AND GET GOING FAST ENOUGH. 478 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:18,599 I COULD TOTALLY DO IT. 479 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,730 YEAH, RIGHT, IT'S NOT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. 480 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,579 OH, YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU, THE LIZARD WIZARD? 481 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,563 AT LEAST I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL. 482 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,249 WHY DON'T YOU PIPE IT, FRANKIE, BE A LITTLE POSITIVE? 483 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,400 IT AIN'T THAT HARD, MAN. 484 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,086 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL TO KNOW 485 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,421 THAT THE ONLY REASON THAT LIZARD'S DOING THAT 486 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:32,589 IS 'CAUSE HE'S GOT LONG, LIKE, WEBBY FEET. 487 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:35,198 THAT STILL DON'T MEAN YOU CAN DO IT. 488 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:36,700 ALL RIGHT, 489 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:37,534 WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, 490 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:38,869 MOHAWK BOY? 491 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,412 YOU SERIOUS? 492 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:41,830 I'M DEAD SERIOUS. 493 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,373 ALL RIGHT THEN. 50 BUCKS. 494 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,167 ALL RIGHT, SUCKER. 495 00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:47,179 HEY, SHIRTS, THIS THING GO ANY FASTER, DUDE? 496 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:50,213 THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL SHE'S GOT. 497 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:51,965 JUST GO, IDIOT. 498 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:52,883 ALL RIGHT, YEAH, I WILL. 499 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,969 SEE YOU ON THE SHORE, COMPADRE. 500 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,930 [dramatic music] 501 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,475 ♪♪ 502 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,519 [music slows] 503 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:09,191 ♪♪ 504 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,905 [groans] 505 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,531 HAPPY? 506 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,408 DON'T CASH THAT FOR A COUPLE DAYS, 507 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,619 OR YOU'LL BE SORRY. 508 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,913 LATER, GEEK—ZEKIEL. 509 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,499 SHUT UP, FRANKIE. GEEK. 510 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,918 IDIOT. 511 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,170 THAT SUCKS. 512 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,102 STUPID BOAT WASN'T EVEN GOING FAST ENOUGH. 513 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,466 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GET A JOB. 514 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,802 JOB? I AIN'T GETTING NO JOB, DUDE. 515 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:39,429 THIS IS AMERICA, MAN. 516 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:40,222 PLENTY OF MONEY OUT THERE, 517 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,532 WAITING FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME 518 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,850 TO JUST WALK UP AND GET MY HANDS ON IT. 519 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,019 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 520 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,031 I GOT A BETTER WAY FOR US TO MAKE THIS CASH. 521 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,188 COME ON. 522 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:53,193 [chuckling] OH, MAN. 523 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,570 OOH. 524 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,215 JUST LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A NERD. 525 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,241 DINGED UP MY FOREHEAD, THOUGH. 526 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,827 LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 527 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,919 GET OUT OF HERE? WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, DUDE? 528 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,640 WE GOT TO GET SOME BREWSKIS AND CELEBRATE, MAN. 529 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:06,707 COME ON, 530 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,438 THINGS ARE LOOKING GOOD FOR US, DUDE. 531 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,727 PLUS, I GOT US A SWEET MOVIE TO WATCH AND EVERYTHING. 532 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,461 COME ON. 533 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,422 [spirited classical music] 534 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:22,472 ♪♪ 535 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,433 [energetic choral music] 536 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:33,275 ♪♪ 537 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:14,232 [groans] 538 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,735 OH, MAN, DOES MY HEAD HURT. 539 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,195 HOW'S THAT CUT FEELING? 540 00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:21,156 MM, NOT TOO BAD. 541 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,451 I'M JUST HUNG OVER, IS ALL. 542 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:25,911 HEY, HOW MUCH MONEY WE MAKE? 543 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,913 ABOUT 77 BUCKS. 544 00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:29,956 BOON. 545 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:31,917 DUDE, WE GOT TO STEP IT UP, MAN. 546 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,920 WE NEED TO BE AVERAGING AT LEAST $50 MORE A DAY TO MAKE IT. 547 00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:37,493 MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE SPENT 20 BUCKS ON BEER LAST NIGHT. 548 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:40,634 SHIRTS, HINDSIGHT IS 50/50. YOU EVER HEARD OF THAT? 549 00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:43,804 MAYBE WE SHOULD START BUYING STUFF AT THRIFT STORES 550 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,095 AND SELLING IT ON EBAY. 551 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:46,681 [soothing instrumental music] 552 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,017 WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS? 553 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:54,231 ♪♪ 554 00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:56,066 THAT MUSIC, MAN. 555 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,610 ANYWAY, MY MOM AND HER FRIENDS DO THAT ALL THE TIME. 556 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,302 THEY BUY OLD CRAP AND PAINT IT WHITE 557 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,988 AND THEN CALL IT SHABBY CHIC. 558 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,674 AND THEN PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BUY IT. 559 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:04,698 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE 560 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,552 WHAT PEOPLE PAY GOOD MONEY FOR ON THE INTERNET. 561 00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,620 CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK. 562 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,152 CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO YOU 563 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,557 'CAUSE OF THIS STUPID NERD NOISE. 564 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:13,083 ♪♪ 565 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,375 THAT'S IT, MAN. 566 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,837 YEAH, I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK. 567 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,523 (Zerk) GAVIN, YOU STUPID DINGLEBERRY, 568 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:20,715 WHAT YOU LISTENING TO, WUSS TUNES? 569 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,007 TURN IT OFF! 570 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,267 NO, SPUNKY, THIS IS MY CORN DOG. 571 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:31,852 [microwave beeping] 572 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,202 (Maynard) COME ON. 573 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:50,854 (Zerk) LITTLE NERD CHEERING HIM ON. 574 00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:53,248 OH, NO, LOOK AT THE BIG MAN. 575 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,916 GET OUT OF HERE. 576 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:55,917 [grunting and groaning] 577 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,794 MY EYES. HEY, LOOK AT HIM. 578 00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:00,422 HE'S LIKE A BIG OLD BEETLE WHAT'S ON ITS BACK. 579 00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:02,554 HEY, ILLEGAL HIT. YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED. HE WINS. 580 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:03,800 GET OUT OF HERE, NERD. 581 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,172 YEAH, ZERK, POKE THAT PIGGY. 582 00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,679 HEY, YOU BIG BULLY, QUIT IT! 583 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:08,305 FACE SHOTS ARE ILLEGAL. 584 00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:10,557 [grunts] 585 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,201 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE GETTING HIT IN THE FACE? 586 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,269 (Zerk) YOU BETTER MIND YOUR MANNERS, BOY. 587 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,896 (Gavin) ENOUGH. 588 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,290 SAVE YOUR STRENGTH FOR THE HIKE 589 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:18,714 TO DEER CLIFF FALLS TOMORROW, HOBIE. 590 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,935 YOU KNOW HOW YOUR KNEES START ACHING UNDER YOUR GIRTH. 591 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,086 WHAT'S AT DEER CLIFF FALLS? 592 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:22,819 (Gavin) NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 593 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,111 (Maynard) YEAH, NONE—YA. 594 00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:25,655 WHATEV, YOU LITTLE DORKS. 595 00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:27,908 CAN'T MAKE THIS OUT OF FOAM AND DUCT TAPE. 596 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:31,161 YEAH, ZERK, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 597 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:32,805 MAN, THAT KID LOVES THAT NERDY STUFF. 598 00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,629 YOU SEE THAT STUPID SHIRT HE WAS WEARING? YEAH. 599 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,917 HE'S THE TYPE OF KID YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT 600 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:41,922 BUYING THAT CRAP ON THE INTERNET, YOU KNOW? 601 00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:43,213 YOU THINK PEOPLE BUY, 602 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,091 LIKE, BIGFOOT—TYPE CRAP ON THE INTERNET, 603 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:48,094 LIKE PLASTER FOOTPRINTS AND JUNK LIKE THAT? 604 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,722 PROBABLY. 605 00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:53,183 COME ON, WE GOT TO GET SOME SUPPLIES. 606 00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:54,809 I GOT ME AN IDEA. 607 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,221 ALL RIGHT, CHECK IT OUT, MAN. 608 00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,788 THIS OPERATION HAS TO BE TOTALLY LEGIT, YOU KNOW? 609 00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:00,732 LOOK, WE'VE GOT TO GET INTO NEWSPAPER ARTICLES OR SOMETHING, 610 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,501 JUST SO PEOPLE KNOW WE AIN'T JUST A COUPLE OF IDIOTS 611 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,819 SELLING FAKE PLASTER CASTS SHAPED LIKE A BIG FOOT. 612 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:05,820 UH, WE ARE SELLING FAKE PLASTER CASTS 613 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,530 SHAPED LIKE FAKE BIG FEE—— 614 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:08,822 SSH! 615 00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:14,621 NO CRAP, DINGUS. 616 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,433 THAT'S WHY I GOT TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE 617 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,818 THAT IT'S TOTALLY LEGIT, YOU KNOW? 618 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,751 YO, PEEP THIS, SHIRTS. 619 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,520 I'M GONNA ADD A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA 620 00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:23,797 TO GET PEOPLE TALKING. 621 00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:25,298 A BIG OL' SASQUATCH DUMPLING. 622 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:26,670 YOU HEAR A BUNCH ABOUT FOLKS 623 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,036 FINDING FOOTPRINTS AND CRAP, YEAH? 624 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:29,539 BUT YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT SOMEBODY 625 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,803 FINDING A SASQUATCH FOOTPRINT AND A SASQUATCH TURD. 626 00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:34,224 SO I FIGURE, WITH THE RIGHT MIXTURE OF THIS COCOA POWDER, 627 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,142 SOME FLOUR, A LITTLE CORN FOR TEXTURE, 628 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:40,313 AND THE SECRET INGREDIENT... 629 00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:42,190 AN EGG? EXACTLY. 630 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,627 YOU KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS SMELL LIKE WHEN THEY GO BAD? 631 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:48,571 YEAH, KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOU RIP A REESTY ONE 632 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:49,990 AFTER EATING A LOT OF FRUIT. 633 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:51,866 EXACTLY. YOU'RE TWO FOR TWO, SHIRTS. 634 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,158 ALL RIGHT, NOW, 635 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:53,743 GET STARTED CUTTING OUT THOSE FOOTPRINTS 636 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:55,120 FOR THE BOOTS, MAN. 637 00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:56,612 SCISSORS SHOULD BE IN THE SINK. 638 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,498 LET'S GO. 639 00:24:58,790 --> 00:24:59,892 SCISSORS ARE IN THE SINK, SHIRTS. 640 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,042 WHERE YOU GOING? 641 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:04,379 WELL, I PROMISED MY MOM I'D BE HOME FOR DINNER. 642 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,923 NO, NO, NO, NO, WE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW, 643 00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:07,924 BEFORE THE SUN GOES DOWN. 644 00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:08,925 IT'S GOT BE LIGHT OUT. 645 00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:09,926 BUT IT'S NUGGET NIGHT. 646 00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:12,887 NO, I DON'T CARE IF—— 647 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,181 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE HAVING NUGGETS? 648 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:16,753 YOU'RE OUGHT TO LET ME COME OVER. 649 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,101 NO. 650 00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:19,393 FINE, MAN, WHATEVER. 651 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:21,124 I DON'T CARE. I'LL GET MY OWN NUGGETS. 652 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,947 ALL RIGHT, NEW PLAN: YOU GO EAT YOUR NUGGETS, 653 00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:24,588 I'LL GET MY HANDS ON MY OWN NUGGETS—— 654 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,978 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT HOW—— I'LL MEET YOU IN THE BIRD, 655 00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:28,379 WE'LL GO UP TO THE CLIFFS TONIGHT, SLEEP IN THE CAR, 656 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,172 WAKE UP AT THE BUTT CRACK OF DAWN, AND DO THIS THING. 657 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,197 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 658 00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:35,035 ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 659 00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:36,453 YEAH. 660 00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:43,001 [dramatic music] 661 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:48,381 ♪♪ 662 00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:52,719 OH, GIVE ME A BREAK. 663 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:55,972 WHAT DO YOU THINK? CAN I TRY THIS ON? 664 00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:58,034 YOU SURE THOSE ARE GONNA FIT WITH YOUR THUNDER THIGHS? 665 00:25:58,058 --> 00:25:59,642 MOM, COME ON. 666 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:02,228 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 667 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,520 HURRY UP, THOUGH. 668 00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:07,609 YO, CHECK IT OUT, SON. 669 00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,569 THAT'S ROXIE. 670 00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:11,488 SHE'S FREAKING HOT. 671 00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,656 YEAH, BUT DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. 672 00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:17,452 SHE'S GOT MAJOR F.P. 673 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,370 F.P. WHAT? 674 00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:24,292 YEAH, MAJOR FAT POTENTIAL, LIKE AS IN, 675 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,920 SHE'S GONNA BE PRETTY FAT WHEN SHE GETS OLDER. 676 00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:28,212 MAN, HOW DO YOU KNOW? 677 00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:29,589 I SAW HER WITH HER MOM EARLIER. 678 00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:31,341 TOTAL HEIFER. 679 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:34,344 [chuckles] 680 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,346 MOO. 681 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:36,971 MUUMUU. 682 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:38,848 [both laughing] 683 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:40,558 (both) MOO. 684 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:43,520 [gentle music] 685 00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:51,611 ♪♪ 686 00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:10,463 [scoffs] YEAH, RIGHT. 687 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:19,055 DID YOU LIKE THEM? 688 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:23,768 [electronic chime] 689 00:27:38,408 --> 00:27:39,784 HERE YOU GO. 690 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,370 OH, I LOVE THIS MOVIE. 691 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:43,662 IT'S REALLY GREAT. 692 00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:44,746 ME TOO. 693 00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:46,100 I'VE SEEN IT, LIKE, A BILLION TIMES, 694 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:48,084 BUT I ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE CLASSICS, YOU KNOW? 695 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:51,212 YEAH, I ALWAYS LIKE THE WAY HE TAMES PEGASUS. 696 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:52,881 ME TOO. 697 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:54,316 DID YOU KNOW IF YOU PAUSE IT ON ONE OF THE SHOTS IN THAT SCENE, 698 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,193 YOU CAN SEE THAT IT'S REALLY JUST A WHITE HORSE? 699 00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:57,302 REALLY? 700 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:58,714 UH—HUH, BUT I STILL LOVE IT. 701 00:27:58,803 --> 00:27:59,804 YEAH, 702 00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:01,639 I LOVE ALL THOSE FANTASY MOVIES. 703 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:04,642 YOU LIKE FANTASY MOVIES? LIKE WHAT? 704 00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:08,188 I DON'T KNOW, LIKE LABYRINTH. 705 00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:10,315 WHAT ABOUT DRAGONSLAYER? 706 00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:11,649 LADYHAWKE. 707 00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:13,776 THE DARK CRYSTAL. LEGEND. 708 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,153 THE NEVERENDING STORY. 709 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:17,697 I THINK ONLY BOYS LIKE THAT ONE. 710 00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:26,497 HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD WATCH CLASH TOGETHER SOMETIME. 711 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:29,500 YOU CAN SHOW ME THE SHOT WITH THE HORSE. 712 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:30,793 OKAY. 713 00:28:31,085 --> 00:28:35,006 UM, I GUESS WE CAN DO THAT. 714 00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:40,678 'KAY, SEE YOU LATER. 715 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,222 WAIT. 716 00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:44,349 DON'T YOU WANT TO GET MY PHONE NUMBER? 717 00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:46,351 IT'S NOT THE NUMBER TO VIDEO VERN'S? 718 00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:52,982 OH, YEAH. 719 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:53,942 MY NAME'S SOPHIE. YEAH, I CAN SEE. 720 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,902 IT'S ON YOUR NAME TAG. 721 00:28:56,194 --> 00:28:57,194 OH. 722 00:28:57,362 --> 00:28:58,988 [chuckles] MINE'S GAVIN. 723 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,450 I KNOW. IT WAS ON YOUR CARD. 724 00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:05,828 ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER. 725 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,247 BYE. 726 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:10,875 [electronic chime] 727 00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:21,052 [phone ringing] 728 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:23,388 HELLO. 729 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,097 (Gavin) HEY, 730 00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:26,432 IS——IS THIS SOPHIA? 731 00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:27,725 DO YOU MEAN SOPHIE? 732 00:29:28,017 --> 00:29:30,520 UH, WRONG NUMBER. 733 00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:35,525 OKAY. 734 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:46,327 [phone ringing] 735 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:48,579 HELLO. 736 00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:49,455 HI, IS SOPHIE THERE? 737 00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:50,248 THIS IS SHE. 738 00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:52,041 OH, HEY, IT'S GAVIN, 739 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,093 REMEMBER, FROM THE VIDEO STORE THE OTHER DAY? 740 00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:56,379 DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL ME? 741 00:29:56,671 --> 00:29:58,965 NO. WHY? 742 00:29:59,257 --> 00:30:02,593 OH. NO REASON, I GUESS. 743 00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:04,205 WELL, HEY, YOU KNOW HOW YOU WANTED 744 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,888 TO WATCHCLASH OF THE TITANS WITH ME? 745 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:06,889 YEAH, WELL, I ALREADY SAW IT. 746 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:08,242 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED 747 00:30:08,266 --> 00:30:09,285 TO GO TO THE PARK WITH ME INSTEAD. 748 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:10,768 UH, SURE. 749 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,186 OKAY, GREAT. 750 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:13,021 WELL, BE SURE TO BRING SOME ACTIVEWEAR. 751 00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:14,731 ACTIVEWEAR? MM—HMM. 752 00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:16,691 [phone beeps] 753 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:23,031 HEY, GAVIN, I RENTED THE CROW. 754 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:24,550 DO YOU WANT TO WATCH IT WITH ME? 755 00:30:24,574 --> 00:30:24,991 THERE'S THIS SCENE WHERE THIS HUSSY 756 00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:27,035 GETS HER EYES CARVED OUT. 757 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,412 WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL YOU. 758 00:30:29,704 --> 00:30:30,704 CAN I BORROW EXCALIBUR? 759 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:32,457 SURE. FOR WHAT? 760 00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:35,168 WELL, UM, I KIND OF GOT A DATE 761 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:36,460 WITH A GIRL TODAY. 762 00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:37,670 [chuckles] A DATE? 763 00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:39,273 YEAH, IT'S WITH THE GIRL FROM VIDEO VERN'S. 764 00:30:39,297 --> 00:30:40,340 HOW'D THAT HAPPEN? 765 00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:41,674 I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY. 766 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:43,526 I WENT AND I RENTED CLASH OF THE TITANS, 767 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,029 AND SHE WAS ALL, "THAT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE." 768 00:30:45,053 --> 00:30:47,221 AND I WAS LIKE, "SWEET." 769 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:48,657 AND SHE SAID, "WE SHOULD WATCH IT TOGETHER SOMETIME." 770 00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:51,934 AND THEN I SAID, "HEY, WANT TO GO ON A DATE?" 771 00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:53,287 SO YOU'D RATHER GO SWORD FIGHTING WITH SOME GIRL 772 00:30:53,311 --> 00:30:55,229 THAN WATCH THE CROW WITH ME? 773 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:56,647 IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 774 00:30:56,939 --> 00:31:00,693 YEAH, THAT'S OKAY. WHATEVER. IT'S YOUR LIFE. 775 00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:02,195 GREAT, WELL, I BETTER GO. 776 00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:03,687 OH, HEY, CAN I WATCH THIS HERE? 777 00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:04,989 YOU KNOW HOW GRANDMA LLOYD 778 00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:06,881 WON'T LET ME WATCH RATED—Rs IN THE HOUSE. 779 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:08,868 FINE WITH ME. 780 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,160 SEE YOU LATER. 781 00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,539 [melancholy instrumental music] 782 00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:22,632 ♪♪ 783 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,693 YOU COULD START IN ANY OF THOSE THREE STANCES, 784 00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:25,837 BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE. 785 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:28,304 [imitates sound effects] 786 00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:30,532 BECAUSE IF SOMEONE COMES AT YOU, YOU CAN PARRY THEIR ATTACK. 787 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:32,725 PARRY? 788 00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:35,645 YEAH, IT MEANS "BLOCK" IN MEDIEVAL TERMINOLOGY. 789 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,106 LIKE, TRY AND POKE ME IN THE CHEST WITH YOUR SWORD. 790 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:39,440 REALLY? YEAH, DO IT. 791 00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:40,900 YOU CAN'T HURT ME. 792 00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:43,945 [grunting] YOU SEE THAT? 793 00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:46,823 THAT WAS A PARRY—THRUST COMBO. 794 00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:48,635 I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. FORCE OF HABIT. 795 00:31:48,825 --> 00:31:50,201 NOW YOU TRY. 796 00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:52,221 THIS TIME, I'LL THRUST AT YOU AND YOU PARRY IT. 797 00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:55,164 OKAY. YOU READY? 798 00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:56,124 [grunt and coughs] 799 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,876 OH, MY GOSH, I'M SORRY. 800 00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:00,168 ARE YOU OKAY? 801 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,547 OH, MY ADAM'S APPLE. 802 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:04,757 YEAH, I'M FINE. 803 00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:06,926 NOT BAD FOR A BEGINNER. 804 00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:09,637 LET'S GO FOR REAL THIS TIME. 805 00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:10,596 OKAY, I GUESS. OKAY. 806 00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:14,016 DON'T FORGET TO BOW. 807 00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:19,439 WARRIORS, PREPARE TO CROSS SWORDS. 808 00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:21,524 [imitates sound effects] 809 00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:23,443 ATTACK. 810 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,111 TIME—— 811 00:32:25,403 --> 00:32:26,403 TIME—OUT. 812 00:32:28,823 --> 00:32:30,658 I WIN. 813 00:32:33,369 --> 00:32:34,704 YOU PROBABLY REALIZE IT BY NOW, 814 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:37,036 BUT THE TEUTONIC KNIGHTS DIDN'T REALLY CALL TIME—OUT 815 00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:39,126 WHEN THEY FELL OVER IN BATTLE IN THE MIDDLE AGES. 816 00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:42,295 OH. 817 00:32:42,587 --> 00:32:43,856 I'LL REMEMBER THAT FOR NEXT TIME. 818 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,424 HEY, YOU WEREN'T BAD FOR YOUR FIRST TIME, THOUGH. 819 00:32:46,716 --> 00:32:48,259 I STILL TOTALLY ROASTED YOU. 820 00:32:48,551 --> 00:32:49,260 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? 821 00:32:49,552 --> 00:32:50,654 YOU NEED TO GET A BATTLE AX. 822 00:32:50,678 --> 00:32:51,888 I THINK YOU'LL WIELD IT WELL, 823 00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:54,140 BECAUSE YOUR MIDSECTION'S BUILT LIKE A TREE TRUNK. 824 00:32:56,934 --> 00:32:58,894 YOU KNOW, LIKE MANY OF THE GREAT AND POWER DWARVES 825 00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:00,103 IN THE MIDDLE AGES. 826 00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:04,650 I'M SORRY; I'M AN IDIOT. 827 00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:08,070 I ALWAYS RELATE THINGS TO STUPID LEGENDS AND STUFF. 828 00:33:08,362 --> 00:33:10,198 YOU'RE NOT REALLY A DWARF. 829 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:11,532 THAT'S OKAY. 830 00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:13,224 I REALLY SHOULD HAVE BLOCKED BETTER. 831 00:33:13,284 --> 00:33:14,494 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S TRUE TOO. 832 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,704 ALL RIGHT, THIS TIME I'LL PLAY 833 00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:18,015 AT THE LEVEL OF A NEOPHYTE APPRENTICE 834 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,040 OF THE ROUND TABLE. 835 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:20,708 OKAY. 836 00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:24,128 WARRIORS, PREPARE TO CROSS SWORDS. 837 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,048 [imitates sound effects] 838 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:28,340 [screams] 839 00:33:28,466 --> 00:33:31,052 [energetic music over arcade machine] 840 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:32,929 ♪♪ 841 00:33:33,221 --> 00:33:36,682 KISS MY AMAZON BUTT, GUILE. 842 00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:38,614 HEY, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY ME AT AIR HOCKEY? 843 00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:40,496 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT GIVE ME A LITTLE WHILE. 844 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,480 I USUALLY WIN WHENEVER I'M BLANKA. 845 00:33:42,772 --> 00:33:44,607 IT'LL ONLY TAKE ME, LIKE, 15 MORE MINUTES. 846 00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:46,585 OKAY, WELL, DO YOU CARE IF GO PLAY SKI BALL, 847 00:33:46,609 --> 00:33:47,818 BECAUSE THIS IS KIND OF BORING. 848 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:50,238 NOT AT ALL. 849 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:51,840 HERE'S SOME NICKELS IN CASE YOU HAVE NONE. 850 00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:52,864 GO HAVE FUN. 851 00:33:52,949 --> 00:33:54,075 THANKS. 852 00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:56,536 [arcade game sound effects] 853 00:33:56,827 --> 00:34:00,414 [woman speaking indistinctly over arcade machine] 854 00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:07,488 [girl scoffs] DON'T TOUCH ME, PERV. 855 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:08,713 YOU LIKED IT, PIPPI. 856 00:34:08,923 --> 00:34:11,050 [laughs] 857 00:34:14,637 --> 00:34:15,957 HEY, YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE? 858 00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:16,597 WHAT? 859 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:17,950 PLAYING SKI BALL BY HERSELF. 860 00:34:17,974 --> 00:34:19,454 I BET I CAN GO UP TO HER AND KISS HER, 861 00:34:19,517 --> 00:34:19,934 AND SHE WOULDN'T EVEN STOP ME. 862 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:21,978 BET SHE'D EVEN LIKE IT. 863 00:34:22,270 --> 00:34:23,771 YEAH, RIGHT, SHANE. 864 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:25,063 WELL, I BET I COULD. 865 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,566 I TOTALLY KNOW THE TYPE. 866 00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:28,693 SHE'S HERE BY HERSELF, SECRETLY WISHING 867 00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:30,105 SOME GUY LIKE ME WOULD COME, 868 00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,474 YOU KNOW, SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET. 869 00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:33,489 YEAH? PROVE IT. 870 00:34:33,781 --> 00:34:34,991 WHAT, YOU BET ME? YEAH. 871 00:34:35,283 --> 00:34:37,702 WELL, HOW MUCH? 872 00:34:37,994 --> 00:34:39,078 FOUR BUCKS, YO. 873 00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:40,764 OH, COME ON, YOU'VE GOT MORE THAN THAT. 874 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:42,373 NUH—UH, THAT'S ALL I BROUGHT, MAN. 875 00:34:42,665 --> 00:34:44,685 FOUR BUCKS IS A LOT OF GAMES AT THE NICKELCADE, BRO. 876 00:34:44,709 --> 00:34:47,878 FINE, I'LL DO IT FOR FOUR BUCKS, CHEAPWAD. 877 00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:50,380 [sniffs] 878 00:34:59,724 --> 00:35:00,909 HEY, GIRL, YOU EVER WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE 879 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:02,435 TO KISS A GUY LIKE ME? 880 00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:04,520 WHAT? 881 00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:05,521 YO, CHECK IT OUT, KID. 882 00:35:05,813 --> 00:35:07,773 YOUR DAD MUST HAVE BEEN A BAKER, 883 00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:09,525 'CAUSE YOU GOT NICE BUNS. 884 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:10,901 EXCUSE ME? 885 00:35:13,571 --> 00:35:14,822 HEY. COME ON. 886 00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:16,657 STOP IT. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT. 887 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,326 NO. COME ON, I'LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR. 888 00:35:18,618 --> 00:35:19,618 NO. 889 00:35:21,037 --> 00:35:23,164 [groans] 890 00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:24,540 I JUST MADE ME FOUR BUCKS. 891 00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:26,250 [whimpering] 892 00:35:26,542 --> 00:35:28,085 OH, DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY? 893 00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:30,338 GET OFF ME. 894 00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:32,465 [machine chiming] 895 00:35:38,596 --> 00:35:39,596 HEY. 896 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,767 HEY. 897 00:35:43,059 --> 00:35:44,828 I CAME LOOKING FOR YOU WHEN I COULDN'T FIND YOU 898 00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:46,228 AT THE NICKELCADE. 899 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,520 CAN I SIT DOWN? 900 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,236 SORRY, I'M JUST—— 901 00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:56,465 I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED PLAYING THAT STUPID GAME, YOU KNOW? 902 00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:58,783 I WAS——I WAS JUST REALLY KICKING BUTT. 903 00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:05,831 FINE, I——I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 904 00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:08,292 YOU CAN SIT DOWN, YOU KNOW. 905 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:10,503 WHEN I WENT LIKE THIS, 906 00:36:10,795 --> 00:36:12,588 I MEANT YOU COULD SIT DOWN IF YOU WANT TO. 907 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:21,180 WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN SOMETIMES? 908 00:36:21,472 --> 00:36:24,183 I DON'T KNOW. WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? 909 00:36:24,475 --> 00:36:26,143 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 910 00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:29,605 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME NOTHING. 911 00:36:29,897 --> 00:36:32,084 ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T BECAUSE I WAS REALLY STOMPING PEOPLE 912 00:36:32,108 --> 00:36:33,401 IN STREET FIGHTER II? 913 00:36:33,734 --> 00:36:34,734 YEAH. 914 00:36:36,821 --> 00:36:37,446 LOOK, IF SOMEONE WAS MEAN TO YOU, 915 00:36:37,738 --> 00:36:39,365 THEY'RE JUST STUPID, OKAY? 916 00:36:39,657 --> 00:36:42,243 I MEAN, PEOPLE HAVE DONE SOME PRETTY MEAN THINGS 917 00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:44,221 TO ME GROWING UP, AND I'VE HAD TO IGNORE IT. 918 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,664 LIKE WHAT? 919 00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:47,456 [sighs] 920 00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:50,251 LET'S SEE. 921 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:52,583 ONE TIME, I WENT TO SCHOOL, AND WHEN I GOT TO CLASS, 922 00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:54,088 IT SMELLED REALLY BAD, 923 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:56,757 LIKE SOMEONE STEPPED ON DOG CRAP OR SOMETHING. 924 00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:58,926 I MEAN, THE GIRL SITTING NEXT TO ME 925 00:36:59,218 --> 00:37:01,512 SEEMED LIKE SHE COULD SMELL IT TOO. 926 00:37:01,804 --> 00:37:02,513 I GUESS SHE THOUGHT I CRAPPED MY PANTS, 927 00:37:02,805 --> 00:37:04,432 BECAUSE SHE WALKED OVER TO THE SEAT 928 00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:05,850 BEHIND HER HOOCHIE FRIEND 929 00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:08,436 AND STARTED POINTING AT ME AND BLABBING. 930 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:10,604 IT TURNED OUT SOMEONE STUCK A DIRTY DIAPER 931 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,899 IN MY BACKPACK WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING. 932 00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:15,568 [slowed, distorted speech] 933 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,671 THE TEACHER MADE ME THROW IT AWAY IN THE BATHROOM, 934 00:37:17,695 --> 00:37:19,297 SO I HAD TO WALK HALFWAY THROUGH THE SCHOOL 935 00:37:19,321 --> 00:37:20,614 TO GET RID OF IT. 936 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:25,578 I GUESS HE DIDN'T WANT THE SMELL COMING FROM HIS TRASH CAN. 937 00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:30,541 YEP, PEOPLE CALLED ME DIRTY D FOR A WHILE AFTER THAT. 938 00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:33,127 I'M SORRY. 939 00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:36,380 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED? 940 00:37:36,672 --> 00:37:37,672 WELL, I BETTER GO. 941 00:37:37,882 --> 00:37:39,192 MY MOM THINKS I'M AT THE PET STORE, 942 00:37:39,216 --> 00:37:40,760 LOOKING AT KITTENS. 943 00:37:41,051 --> 00:37:43,804 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 944 00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:45,096 HEY, GAVIN. 945 00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:47,057 YEAH? 946 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:48,350 THANKS. 947 00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:53,606 SURE. 948 00:37:53,898 --> 00:37:56,567 [mellow music] 949 00:37:56,859 --> 00:38:04,742 ♪♪ 950 00:38:06,786 --> 00:38:08,120 (man) YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, SOPHIE? 951 00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:11,081 I MEAN, PEOPLE STOPPED DOING THIS IN THE '80s. 952 00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:13,626 I MEAN, WHY DON'T YOU DRINK SLIM—FAST SHAKE 953 00:38:13,918 --> 00:38:15,211 AND JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT? 954 00:38:15,503 --> 00:38:17,063 DRASTIC TIMES CALL FOR DRASTIC MEASURES, 955 00:38:17,213 --> 00:38:17,880 UNCLE MIKE. 956 00:38:18,172 --> 00:38:20,090 OKAY, BUT YOU CALL ME RIGHT AWAY 957 00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:21,008 IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 958 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,009 OKAY. 959 00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:29,099 ♪♪ 960 00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:38,150 [doorbell rings] 961 00:38:40,069 --> 00:38:41,070 HEY. 962 00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:42,738 HEY, GAVIN. 963 00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:45,115 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MOUTH? 964 00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:48,369 I DECIDED TO GET PROACTIVE ABOUT MY FIGURE 965 00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:50,746 AND I GOT MY JAW WIRED SHUT TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT. 966 00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:53,165 BUT I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT THE WAY YOU ARE. 967 00:38:53,457 --> 00:38:57,503 THANKS, BUT IT'S JUST KIND OF SOMETHING I WANTED DO FOR ME. 968 00:38:57,795 --> 00:38:59,630 WELL, WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY. 969 00:38:59,922 --> 00:39:01,191 ANYWAY I JUST CAME BY TO TELL YOU 970 00:39:01,215 --> 00:39:02,901 THAT WE'RE TAKING A HIKE TO DEER CLIFF FALLS 971 00:39:02,925 --> 00:39:04,694 ON WEDNESDAY AT 10:00, IF THAT'S COOL WITH YOU. 972 00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:06,488 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HIKING. 973 00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:07,632 YEAH, YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 974 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:09,974 WELL, GREAT. 975 00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:12,244 WE'LL GET PROACTIVE ON THE HILL TOGETHER THEN, HUH? 976 00:39:12,268 --> 00:39:14,311 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 977 00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:17,022 SEE YOU. 978 00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:34,456 MM—HMM, THANK YOU. 979 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:37,625 [electronic chime] 980 00:39:37,668 --> 00:39:39,503 HEY. 981 00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:40,795 HI. 982 00:39:40,963 --> 00:39:42,882 WILL THIS BE ALL FOR YOU TONIGHT? YEAH. 983 00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:46,594 I JUST LOVE THIS MOVIE. IT'S A TOTAL CLASSIC. 984 00:39:46,886 --> 00:39:48,262 AH, IT CERTAINLY IS. 985 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:49,674 CAN I GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 986 00:39:49,722 --> 00:39:51,974 REALLY? YEAH. 987 00:39:52,266 --> 00:39:53,546 OR IF YOU HAVE A MEMBERSHIP CARD, 988 00:39:53,726 --> 00:39:54,184 WE CAN DO IT THAT WAY. 989 00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:56,770 OH, YEAH. 990 00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:01,400 THANK YOU. 991 00:40:01,692 --> 00:40:03,068 BUT THIS MOVIE IS A TOTAL CLASSIC. 992 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,822 SURE. THAT WILL BE A DOLLAR. 993 00:40:07,114 --> 00:40:11,702 YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU TOTALLY LOVE THIS MOVIE? 994 00:40:11,994 --> 00:40:14,163 YEAH, IT'S GOOD. 995 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:17,374 MAYBE WE COULD WATCH IT TOGETHER SOMETIME. 996 00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:22,004 UH, THAT'S OKAY. I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT. 997 00:40:22,296 --> 00:40:25,799 BUT THANKS ANYWAY. 998 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:27,593 THAT'LL BE A DOLLAR. 999 00:40:27,885 --> 00:40:30,220 FORGET IT. 1000 00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:34,808 [electronic chime] 1001 00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:41,523 [electronic chime] 1002 00:40:46,028 --> 00:40:47,380 ALL RIGHT, GIRLIE, EMPTY THE REGISTER NOW. 1003 00:40:47,404 --> 00:40:48,906 OH, MY GOSH, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. 1004 00:40:49,198 --> 00:40:51,116 ARE YOU D—D—D—DEAF, GIRL? 1005 00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:52,534 THE CASH NOW. OKAY, OKAY. 1006 00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:55,829 I AIN'T MESSING AROUND. THIS IS A GUN IN HERE. 1007 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,957 IT AIN'T MY HAND, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING. 1008 00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:01,669 HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR MOUTH? 1009 00:41:01,961 --> 00:41:04,672 I GOT MY JAW WIRED SHUT TO LOSE WEIGHT. 1010 00:41:04,964 --> 00:41:07,341 WHAT? 1011 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:09,301 YOU DON'T REALLY LOOK LIKE YOU NEED TO. 1012 00:41:09,593 --> 00:41:11,679 THANKS, I GUESS. 1013 00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:13,651 HEY, PIPE IT. I AIN'T HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. 1014 00:41:13,931 --> 00:41:14,431 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1015 00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:16,600 I KNOW THE WAY THE FEMALE, 1016 00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:17,559 THE WAY THEY SEDUCE YOU, 1017 00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:18,185 TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU. 1018 00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:20,020 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, 1019 00:41:20,312 --> 00:41:21,706 YOU'RE SITTING THERE WITH A VALENTINES 1020 00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:22,898 THAT THEY DON'T WANT. 1021 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:23,732 GIVE ME THE CASH. OKAY, HERE. 1022 00:41:24,024 --> 00:41:26,902 THAT'S IT? 1023 00:41:27,194 --> 00:41:28,362 IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? 1024 00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:31,657 PLEASE, DON'T HURT ME, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT A LOT. 1025 00:41:31,949 --> 00:41:32,949 WOULD YOU SHUT UP? 1026 00:41:33,117 --> 00:41:34,517 I WAS COUNTING AND NOW I LOST COUNT. 1027 00:41:37,955 --> 00:41:40,290 SO 97 BUCKS. THAT'S ALL YOU GOT? 1028 00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:41,792 VIDEOS ONLY COST A DOLLAR, 1029 00:41:42,084 --> 00:41:42,668 AND WE DON'T GET MUCH BUSINESS 1030 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,240 SINCE MEGAFLICKS CAMES INTO TOWN. 1031 00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:46,714 I DIDN'T ASK ABOUT YOUR STORE'S FINANCIAL PROBLEMS, 1032 00:41:47,006 --> 00:41:48,215 ALL RIGHT? 1033 00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,227 NOW, IS THERE A SAFE SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING? 1034 00:41:50,384 --> 00:41:51,468 SAFE? 1035 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:52,428 YEAH, A SAFE, YOU KNOW, 1036 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:53,800 LIKE, WHERE THEY KEEP MONEY 1037 00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:55,097 AND PEARLS AND THINGS. 1038 00:41:55,389 --> 00:41:56,724 WHAT SAFE? 1039 00:41:57,016 --> 00:41:58,726 ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T DO THIS. 1040 00:41:59,018 --> 00:42:00,310 I'M TAKING THIS, THOUGH, SUCKER. 1041 00:42:00,602 --> 00:42:02,396 [laughs] 1042 00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:05,899 [clanging] 1043 00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:07,568 SHUT UP. 1044 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:11,905 [electronic chime] 1045 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:15,576 OH, MY GOSH. 1046 00:42:15,868 --> 00:42:17,870 HELLO, WE'VE BEEN ROBBED. 1047 00:42:18,162 --> 00:42:20,581 IT'S AT VIDEO VERN'S. PLEASE HURRY. 1048 00:42:20,873 --> 00:42:22,583 NO, NO. MY JAW'S JUST WIRED SHUT. 1049 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:24,918 NO, TO LOSE WEIGHT. 1050 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,921 [energetic music] 1051 00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:35,012 ♪♪ 1052 00:42:39,308 --> 00:42:40,934 OH, DANG IT. WHAT TIME IS IT? 1053 00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:42,226 IT'S 9:47. 1054 00:42:42,436 --> 00:42:43,771 IT'S 9:47, MAN. COME ON, WAKE UP. 1055 00:42:44,063 --> 00:42:44,688 LET'S GO. WE GOT TO GO. 1056 00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:45,980 9:47. 1057 00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:48,400 ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF, YOU STUPID CASIO. 1058 00:42:48,692 --> 00:42:49,692 COME ON, WAKE UP. 1059 00:42:49,777 --> 00:42:51,278 JUST WANT SOME MORE NUGGETS AND SLEEP. 1060 00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:53,363 NO MORE NUGGETS AND SLEEP. COME ON. 1061 00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:54,782 GET OUT. LET'S GO. 1062 00:42:55,074 --> 00:42:55,407 STUPID, COKEHEAD. 1063 00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:57,493 OW. 1064 00:42:57,785 --> 00:42:59,953 OW, ZERK, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 1065 00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:01,663 YES, I DID, AND YOU KNOW I DID. 1066 00:43:01,955 --> 00:43:03,308 AND I DON'T LIKE HURTING YOU, BUT SOMETIMES I'VE JUST GOT TO. 1067 00:43:03,332 --> 00:43:04,372 A BABY'S GOT TO BE SPANKED 1068 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,794 WHEN HE WANTS HIS BOTTLE AND HE CAN'T HAVE IT. 1069 00:43:07,086 --> 00:43:09,171 LET'S GO. 1070 00:43:09,463 --> 00:43:11,090 ALL RIGHT. 1071 00:43:11,381 --> 00:43:12,381 OH, OH. 1072 00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:13,634 OH, SHOOT. 1073 00:43:13,926 --> 00:43:15,928 DON'T NEED THAT ONE. 1074 00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:17,346 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1075 00:43:24,103 --> 00:43:25,455 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING, ME AND YOU, 1076 00:43:25,479 --> 00:43:27,356 WE BOTH WORK AT VIDEO STORES AND STUFF—— 1077 00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:29,733 MINE'S NOT ACTUALLY A VIDEO STORE, 1078 00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:31,211 BUT WE BOTH CONTROL THE EB AND FLOW 1079 00:43:31,235 --> 00:43:33,070 OF VIDEOS IN THE REGION, 1080 00:43:33,362 --> 00:43:35,442 MAKING SURE THE RIGHT VIDEOS GET TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE. 1081 00:43:35,489 --> 00:43:37,908 (Sophie) HMM, I GUESS I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 1082 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,245 (Gavin) WELL, I DO. 1083 00:43:41,537 --> 00:43:44,623 SO WHY DO THEY CALL IT DEER CLIFF FALLS? 1084 00:43:44,915 --> 00:43:46,768 (Gavin) WELL, INDIANS USED TO CHASE DEER WITH BOWS AND ARROWS, 1085 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:48,061 AND THE DEER WOULD GET SO FRIGHTENED, 1086 00:43:48,085 --> 00:43:48,627 THEY'D RUN RIGHT OFF THE BIG CLIFF UP HERE 1087 00:43:48,919 --> 00:43:50,796 TO THEIR DEATH. 1088 00:43:51,088 --> 00:43:51,713 (Maynard) AND THEN THE INDIANS WOULD CLIMB DOWN THE MOUNTAIN 1089 00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:53,757 AND GET THE DEER AND COOK IT. 1090 00:43:54,049 --> 00:43:56,609 (Hobie) THAT'S WHY SO MANY PEOPLE FIND SO MANY ARROWHEADS UP HERE. 1091 00:43:56,635 --> 00:43:57,635 WHOA! 1092 00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:02,014 [together] THE SASQUATCH. 1093 00:44:02,141 --> 00:44:03,600 WHO? 1094 00:44:03,892 --> 00:44:05,286 (Maynard) HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF BIGFOOT? 1095 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:07,771 IT LOOKS LIKE HE STOPPED TO TAKE A BIG DUMP RIGHT THERE. 1096 00:44:08,063 --> 00:44:08,730 AT LEAST HE DOESN'T TAKE SQUIRTY DUMPLINGS. 1097 00:44:09,022 --> 00:44:11,066 (Gavin) SHUT UP, HOBIE. 1098 00:44:11,358 --> 00:44:12,377 COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO TELL THE COPS. 1099 00:44:12,401 --> 00:44:13,443 (Hobie) SCREW THE COPS. 1100 00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:14,838 LET'S TELL THE CLACKANOMAH COUNTY HERALD. 1101 00:44:14,862 --> 00:44:16,613 WE'LL GET OUR PICTURES IN THE PAPER. 1102 00:44:16,905 --> 00:44:17,966 (Gavin) SCREW IT. LET'S TELL BOTH OF THEM. 1103 00:44:17,990 --> 00:44:19,283 ALL RIGHT. 1104 00:44:19,575 --> 00:44:23,203 STUPID NERDS JUST FELL RIGHT INTO OUR TRAP, MAN. 1105 00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:25,390 THEY'RE GONNA GO TELL THE COPS AND THE NEWSPAPER. 1106 00:44:25,414 --> 00:44:26,414 NERDS. YEAH. 1107 00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:27,665 THAT'S AWESOME. 1108 00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:28,250 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, 1109 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:29,126 MAKE THOSE PLASTER CASTS. 1110 00:44:29,418 --> 00:44:31,086 YOU STILL GO THE CAMERA, HUH? 1111 00:44:31,378 --> 00:44:32,838 HELLO, THERE, AND WELCOME 1112 00:44:33,130 --> 00:44:35,841 TO THE CLACKANOMAH COUNTY SASQUATCH SITE. 1113 00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:38,552 I'M HERE WITH MY COLLEAGUE, DR. JOKEM, 1114 00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:40,804 COLLECTING FOOTPRINTS OF THE MYSTERIOUS BEAST 1115 00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:42,347 WHO YOU NERDS LOVE SO MUCH. 1116 00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:45,392 AND WE'RE RECORDING OURSELVES WHILE WE WORK 1117 00:44:45,684 --> 00:44:47,394 SO THAT YOU, THE BUYING PUBLIC, 1118 00:44:47,686 --> 00:44:50,355 KNOWS THAT WHEN Y'ALL GET A PLASTER CAST FROM US, 1119 00:44:50,647 --> 00:44:53,150 YOU CAN SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT IT'S TOTALLY LEGIT. 1120 00:44:53,442 --> 00:44:56,069 [energetic instrumental music] 1121 00:44:56,361 --> 00:45:03,243 ♪♪ 1122 00:45:06,413 --> 00:45:07,853 MAYNARD, WHAT GIVES? IT'S TIME TO GO. 1123 00:45:07,915 --> 00:45:09,809 MY LIFE SUCKS RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE I'M ON RESTRICTION. 1124 00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:10,833 THAT'S WHY. 1125 00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:12,920 WHAT HAPPENED? 1126 00:45:13,212 --> 00:45:16,673 DUDE, IT WAS AWESOME. MY MOM WAS TOTALLY FREAKING OUT. 1127 00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:18,091 (woman) MAYNARD, SAY GOOD—BYE 1128 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:20,719 TO YOUR FRIENDS AND GET BACK TO WORK. 1129 00:45:21,011 --> 00:45:23,222 SORRY, GUYS. I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 1130 00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:25,283 MY MOM SAYS I CAN'T TALK TO ANY OF MY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW, 1131 00:45:25,307 --> 00:45:27,309 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE. 1132 00:45:27,601 --> 00:45:28,060 HAVE FUN AT THE LASER BARN. 1133 00:45:28,352 --> 00:45:30,312 GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PARENTS. 1134 00:45:30,604 --> 00:45:32,522 THANKS. 1135 00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:35,275 THIS SUCKS. I MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO HOME. 1136 00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:37,110 WHAT? THIS IS GONNA SUCK. 1137 00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:38,713 I'M GONNA BE, LIKE, A THIRD WHEEL. 1138 00:45:38,737 --> 00:45:40,030 NO, YOU'RE NOT. SOPHIE LIKES YOU. 1139 00:45:40,322 --> 00:45:41,322 NO, SHE DOESN'T. 1140 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:42,846 YEAH, RIGHT. SHE THINKS YOU'RE GREAT. 1141 00:45:43,116 --> 00:45:44,556 NO WAY; SHE THINKS I'M A FAT LAMEWAD, 1142 00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:46,387 AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME. 1143 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:47,412 IT'S YOU SHE LIKES. 1144 00:45:47,704 --> 00:45:48,765 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1145 00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:50,582 SHE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT. 1146 00:45:50,874 --> 00:45:51,874 HOBIE, SHE LIKES YOU. 1147 00:45:52,042 --> 00:45:54,336 SHE THINKS YOU'RE GREAT, AWESOME, MAN. 1148 00:45:54,628 --> 00:45:55,628 LET'S GO. 1149 00:45:55,754 --> 00:45:57,256 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 1150 00:45:57,547 --> 00:46:00,259 [whimsical music] 1151 00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:08,183 ♪♪ 1152 00:46:22,489 --> 00:46:23,809 CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION? 1153 00:46:23,907 --> 00:46:25,117 OKAY, I GUESS. 1154 00:46:25,409 --> 00:46:27,119 HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE YOU KISSED? 1155 00:46:30,038 --> 00:46:32,207 I'M SORRY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 1156 00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:33,709 IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 1157 00:46:34,001 --> 00:46:36,503 NO, WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S JUST THAT I'VE NEVER—— 1158 00:46:36,795 --> 00:46:38,195 I NEVER REALLY KISSED A GIRL BEFORE. 1159 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:39,463 IT'S OKAY. I'M V.L. TOO. 1160 00:46:39,715 --> 00:46:42,259 V.L.? 1161 00:46:42,551 --> 00:46:44,928 IT MEANS I HAVE VIRGIN LIPS. 1162 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,555 I'VE NEVER KISSED ANYONE. 1163 00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:50,392 WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN KISSED BY A BOY, YOU KNOW, 1164 00:46:50,684 --> 00:46:51,351 LIKE ROMANTICALLY. 1165 00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:52,811 OH. 1166 00:46:53,103 --> 00:46:55,480 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO OR ANYTHING. 1167 00:46:55,772 --> 00:46:58,567 IT'S JUST I WANT IT TO BE THE RIGHT TIME WHEN IT HAPPENS. 1168 00:46:58,859 --> 00:46:59,526 SO THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL IT, V.L.? 1169 00:46:59,818 --> 00:47:00,818 YEAH. 1170 00:47:01,069 --> 00:47:02,779 WELL, IN THAT CASE, 1171 00:47:03,071 --> 00:47:04,406 YOU CAN SAY THAT HOBIE'S V.L. TOO. 1172 00:47:04,698 --> 00:47:06,074 CAN WE GO NOW, PLEASE? 1173 00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:14,583 COME ON, HOBIE. 1174 00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:15,875 COME ON, GUYS. HURRY UP. 1175 00:47:16,043 --> 00:47:18,086 REMEMBER, THREE TIMES AND YOU'RE OUT. 1176 00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:19,504 OKAY. 1177 00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:21,476 JUST STAND BEHIND ME, AND I'LL PROTECT YOU. 1178 00:47:21,548 --> 00:47:24,301 (Sophie) SO WHO ARE WE PLAYING AGAINST? 1179 00:47:24,593 --> 00:47:26,571 I DON'T KNOW; WHOEVER'S PUTTING ON THE OTHER UNIFORMS. 1180 00:47:26,595 --> 00:47:29,681 SUIT UP. LOCK AND LOAD. YEP. 1181 00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:32,642 IT'S SHANE. SO WHAT? 1182 00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:34,269 WE CAN TAKE THEM, RIGHT, GAV? 1183 00:47:34,561 --> 00:47:36,396 YEAH, TOTALLY. 1184 00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:37,874 MIGHT AS WELL START SHOOTING OURSELVES. 1185 00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:39,983 CHECK THIS OUT. 1186 00:47:40,275 --> 00:47:43,153 WE'RE PLAYING GAVIN AND HIS FATTY FRIENDS. 1187 00:47:43,445 --> 00:47:45,155 SHUT UP, SHANE. 1188 00:47:45,447 --> 00:47:45,906 HEY, COULD WE PLAY SOMEONE MORE CHALLENGING? 1189 00:47:46,198 --> 00:47:48,325 THESE GUYS SUCK BIG TIME. 1190 00:47:48,617 --> 00:47:50,118 (Gavin) NO, WE DON'T. 1191 00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:53,246 CAN YOU DORKS TAKE THE NERD HERD BACK INTO THE BATTLE ARENA? 1192 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,040 GET OUT OF MY FACE. 1193 00:47:57,626 --> 00:48:00,253 [electronic zapping] 1194 00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:16,228 [warbling tone] 1195 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,520 I'M HIT. 1196 00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:18,855 STAY HIDDEN BACK HERE. 1197 00:48:19,147 --> 00:48:20,982 ME AND HOBIE WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM. 1198 00:48:21,274 --> 00:48:23,944 [guns zapping] 1199 00:48:24,236 --> 00:48:25,236 [warbling tone] 1200 00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:25,821 I'M HIT AGAIN. 1201 00:48:26,113 --> 00:48:27,113 JUST STAY DOWN. 1202 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,160 [warbling tone] 1203 00:48:33,203 --> 00:48:35,539 DANG IT. I'M OUT. 1204 00:48:35,831 --> 00:48:37,707 DON'T WORRY; HOBIE AND I WILL GET THEM FOR YOU. 1205 00:48:37,999 --> 00:48:38,999 SHE SUCKS. 1206 00:48:39,126 --> 00:48:42,546 [percussive techno music] 1207 00:48:42,838 --> 00:48:44,047 ♪♪ 1208 00:48:44,339 --> 00:48:46,508 FINALLY, WE GOT RID OF THAT DEADWEIGHT, YOU KNOW? 1209 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:47,800 WHAT? 1210 00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:50,262 [grunt] 1211 00:48:50,554 --> 00:48:51,012 WING ATTACK B? 1212 00:48:51,304 --> 00:48:53,390 OKAY, I'LL BE THE ROVER. 1213 00:48:53,682 --> 00:48:54,808 FINE. READY? 1214 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,393 UH—HUH. GO. 1215 00:48:56,685 --> 00:48:57,685 [guns zapping] 1216 00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:59,563 [warbling tone] 1217 00:48:59,855 --> 00:49:00,855 HEY, YOU. 1218 00:49:00,981 --> 00:49:01,314 [warbling tone] 1219 00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:03,692 RETREAT. 1220 00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:04,984 RETREAT. 1221 00:49:05,235 --> 00:49:06,987 GO, YOU IDIOTS. GET OUT. 1222 00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:14,911 [warbling tone] 1223 00:49:15,203 --> 00:49:15,912 [gun zapping] 1224 00:49:16,204 --> 00:49:17,456 [warbling tone] OH! 1225 00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:18,747 [gun zapping] 1226 00:49:18,999 --> 00:49:20,625 [warbling tone] 1227 00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:23,670 OH, LAMENESS. I'M OUT. 1228 00:49:24,838 --> 00:49:27,340 [guns zapping] 1229 00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:28,632 YOU'RE OUT, YO. 1230 00:49:28,717 --> 00:49:29,843 YOU'RE OUT TOO, HOMEY. 1231 00:49:31,845 --> 00:49:33,805 [gun zapping] 1232 00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:35,974 COME ON OUT, GAVIN, YOU WUSSMEISTER. 1233 00:49:36,266 --> 00:49:37,266 [guns zapping] 1234 00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:40,896 COME ON. COME ON, BIG BOY. YOU CAN DO IT. 1235 00:49:41,188 --> 00:49:43,565 YOU COULD COME OUT BEHIND THAT STUPID ROCK. 1236 00:49:43,857 --> 00:49:44,858 [laughs] 1237 00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:46,860 WHAT WOULD PERSEUS DO? 1238 00:49:47,152 --> 00:49:51,531 [electronic zapping] 1239 00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:53,074 COME ON OUT, WIENER BOY. 1240 00:49:53,366 --> 00:49:55,118 [laughing] 1241 00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:01,124 [warbling tone] 1242 00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:02,876 WHAT THE CRAP? 1243 00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:04,448 [man over loudspeaker] GAME OVER. 1244 00:50:04,503 --> 00:50:05,503 YES, I WIN. 1245 00:50:05,545 --> 00:50:07,714 THIS GAME SUCKS ANYWAYS. 1246 00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:09,799 STILL A DORK. 1247 00:50:10,091 --> 00:50:11,092 PUNK. 1248 00:50:11,384 --> 00:50:12,093 [electronic zapping] 1249 00:50:12,385 --> 00:50:13,637 HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 1250 00:50:13,929 --> 00:50:14,930 YEAH, I'M FINE. 1251 00:50:15,222 --> 00:50:16,902 HE'S JUST TICKED THAT I TOTALLY RUSHED HIM. 1252 00:50:17,015 --> 00:50:17,641 THAT'S ALL. 1253 00:50:17,933 --> 00:50:19,013 YEAH, WE KICKED THEIR BUTTS. 1254 00:50:19,142 --> 00:50:20,310 YEAH. 1255 00:50:20,602 --> 00:50:22,121 COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO SLIDE DOWN BIG PINK. 1256 00:50:22,145 --> 00:50:24,481 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 1257 00:50:24,773 --> 00:50:26,441 [quirky music] 1258 00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:28,860 ♪♪ 1259 00:50:29,152 --> 00:50:31,947 [cheers and laughter] 1260 00:50:34,741 --> 00:50:36,621 (woman) ♪ I DON'T LIKE SNAILS OR TOADS OR FROGS ♪ 1261 00:50:36,785 --> 00:50:38,954 ♪ OR STRANGE THINGS LIVING UNDER LOGS, ♪ 1262 00:50:39,246 --> 00:50:45,585 ♪ BUT, MMM, I LOVE ONIONS. ♪ 1263 00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:47,437 ♪ I DON'T LIKE DANCIN' WITH CRAZY TED. ♪ 1264 00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:50,966 ♪ HE'S ALWAYS JUMPIN' ON MY HEAD, ♪ 1265 00:50:51,258 --> 00:50:57,055 ♪ BUT, MMM, I LOVE ONIONS. ♪ 1266 00:50:57,347 --> 00:50:59,808 ♪ ONIONS, ONIONS, LA, LA, LA. ♪ 1267 00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:02,352 ♪ ONIONS, ONIONS, HA, HA, HA. ♪ 1268 00:51:02,644 --> 00:51:04,938 ♪ ROOT DOOT DOOT—DOOT, DOOT DOOT—DOOT. ♪ 1269 00:51:05,230 --> 00:51:07,232 ♪♪ 1270 00:51:07,524 --> 00:51:10,193 ♪ ONIONS, ONIONS, LA, LA, LA. ♪ 1271 00:51:10,485 --> 00:51:13,863 ♪ ONIONS, ONIONS, HA, HA, HA. ♪ 1272 00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:16,491 ♪ ROOT DOOT DOOT—DOOT, DOOT DOOT—DOOT. ♪ 1273 00:51:16,783 --> 00:51:20,120 ♪♪ 1274 00:51:20,412 --> 00:51:20,912 (Gavin) YEAH, WELL, NEXT TIME I'LL BRING ENOUGH MONEY 1275 00:51:21,204 --> 00:51:22,372 SO WE CAN PLAY TWO GAMES. 1276 00:51:22,664 --> 00:51:25,417 WELL, DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT IN, LIKE, TEN YEARS 1277 00:51:25,709 --> 00:51:27,520 THEY'RE GONNA MAKE LASER TAG INTO AN OLYMPIC SPORT? 1278 00:51:27,544 --> 00:51:29,337 YEAH? YEAH, SWEET, HUH? 1279 00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:36,001 OH, NO, MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME. 1280 00:51:43,810 --> 00:51:45,061 SOPHIE, DON'T. 1281 00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:47,230 WAIT. [grunts] 1282 00:51:47,522 --> 00:51:47,939 WHAT IS IT? 1283 00:51:48,231 --> 00:51:51,568 [Shane laughing] 1284 00:51:52,569 --> 00:51:56,740 I THINK WE'RE SCREWED. 1285 00:51:57,032 --> 00:51:59,784 [both grunting] 1286 00:52:00,952 --> 00:52:04,539 [paintball guns firing] 1287 00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:11,129 [groaning] 1288 00:52:11,421 --> 00:52:15,216 [sighs] I THINK THEY'RE GONE. 1289 00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:16,508 YOU OKAY? 1290 00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:18,094 NO, MY MAN BOOB STINGS. 1291 00:52:18,386 --> 00:52:19,386 I THINK IT'S SWELLING UP, 1292 00:52:19,429 --> 00:52:20,972 AND I GOT SHOT TWICE IN THE BOODNIKS. 1293 00:52:21,264 --> 00:52:22,264 LET ME SEE. 1294 00:52:22,515 --> 00:52:24,684 NO! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ANYWAY. 1295 00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:26,645 I WISH I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN COME TONIGHT. 1296 00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:28,271 WHAT? 1297 00:52:28,563 --> 00:52:29,189 YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME STAY HOME AND WATCH TV LIKE I WANTED. 1298 00:52:29,481 --> 00:52:32,150 NOW I GOT ALL SHOT UP BECAUSE OF YOU. 1299 00:52:32,442 --> 00:52:33,461 WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 1300 00:52:33,485 --> 00:52:38,073 SCREW YOU AND YOUR FAT GIRLFRIEND TOO. 1301 00:52:38,365 --> 00:52:39,699 WAIT. 1302 00:52:39,991 --> 00:52:41,618 [quirky music] 1303 00:52:41,910 --> 00:52:44,663 [music slows] 1304 00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:50,960 ♪♪ 1305 00:52:51,252 --> 00:52:53,922 [quirky music] 1306 00:52:54,214 --> 00:52:57,008 ♪♪ 1307 00:52:58,927 --> 00:53:01,388 WHAT'S THE TOTAL? 1308 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:02,889 325 BUCKS. 1309 00:53:03,181 --> 00:53:04,700 (Zerk) YES! HOW MANY BIDS WE GOT SO FAR? 1310 00:53:04,724 --> 00:53:06,976 15. 1311 00:53:07,268 --> 00:53:09,312 DUDE, THIS IS AWESOME, MAN. 1312 00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:10,790 HEY, LANCE, YOU COMING TO DINNER? 1313 00:53:10,814 --> 00:53:12,148 OKAY. 1314 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,402 OH, MR. JOKEM, COULD I SEE THAT NEWSPAPER FOR A SEC? 1315 00:53:15,694 --> 00:53:16,861 YEAH, WHY NOT? 1316 00:53:17,153 --> 00:53:17,570 I ONLY PAY THE BILLS AROUND HERE. 1317 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:21,032 THANK YOU. 1318 00:53:21,324 --> 00:53:23,868 THIS IS CRAZY. 1319 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,704 DUDE, CAN YOU TURN AROUND, PLEASE? 1320 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,417 CRAP! 1321 00:53:30,709 --> 00:53:33,503 "FAMED BIGFOOT RESEARCHER TO COME TO CLACKANOMAH COUNTY. 1322 00:53:33,795 --> 00:53:35,547 "THE CLACKANOMAH SASQUATCH SIGHTING 1323 00:53:35,839 --> 00:53:40,009 "HAS DRAWN SOME ATTENTION FROM THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY, 1324 00:53:40,301 --> 00:53:42,095 AS DR. ARTIMUS SNODGRASS"—— 1325 00:53:42,387 --> 00:53:43,847 AND THERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM. 1326 00:53:44,139 --> 00:53:46,933 "FAMED SASQUATCH RESEARCHER, WILL BE ARRIVING TOMORROW 1327 00:53:47,225 --> 00:53:49,227 "TO VERIFY IF THE FOOTPRINTS AND SCAT 1328 00:53:49,519 --> 00:53:51,104 "FOUND NEAR DEER CLIFF FALLS 1329 00:53:51,396 --> 00:53:53,815 ARE INDEED FROM THE LEG—ENDARY BIGFOOT." 1330 00:53:54,107 --> 00:53:54,816 CRAP! 1331 00:53:55,108 --> 00:53:56,401 CRAP. 1332 00:53:56,693 --> 00:53:58,027 THIS SUCKS, DUDE. 1333 00:53:58,319 --> 00:53:59,380 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS GUY? 1334 00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:00,404 I DON'T KNOW, DUDE. 1335 00:54:00,447 --> 00:54:01,465 I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING, THOUGH. 1336 00:54:01,489 --> 00:54:04,993 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO EAT NOW. 1337 00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:06,745 YOU CAN EITHER STAY HERE IF YOU WANT, 1338 00:54:07,036 --> 00:54:08,872 OR I CAN COME BY LATER. 1339 00:54:09,164 --> 00:54:11,583 MY MOM SAYS YOU CAN'T EAT ANY OF OUR FOOD ANYMORE. 1340 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:12,875 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS HAVING? 1341 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:14,919 HOT DOGS AND CHEETOS. 1342 00:54:15,211 --> 00:54:17,714 CRAP! 1343 00:54:18,006 --> 00:54:21,092 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1344 00:54:21,384 --> 00:54:22,384 BYE. 1345 00:54:24,637 --> 00:54:26,765 (all) AMEN. 1346 00:54:27,056 --> 00:54:30,226 HERE YOU GO, SQUIRTS. 1347 00:54:30,518 --> 00:54:34,439 HEY, GRANDMA LLOYD, IS HOBIE THERE? 1348 00:54:34,731 --> 00:54:37,233 OH. 1349 00:54:37,525 --> 00:54:39,944 OKAY, WELL, THEN JUST TELL HIM THAT I CALLED. 1350 00:54:40,236 --> 00:54:42,489 OKAY, BYE. 1351 00:54:42,781 --> 00:54:44,491 [man singing melancholy song in Spanish] 1352 00:54:44,783 --> 00:54:53,333 ♪♪ 1353 00:55:01,132 --> 00:55:02,132 HEY, IS SOPHIE HERE? 1354 00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:03,383 SHE'S NOT HOME RIGHT NOW. 1355 00:55:03,426 --> 00:55:05,178 WELL, ACTUALLY, COULD YOU, UM, 1356 00:55:05,470 --> 00:55:07,555 GIVE HER THIS FOR ME? 1357 00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:09,432 OKAY. 1358 00:55:09,724 --> 00:55:11,619 IT'S A LIST OF ALL THE MOVIES IN MY VIDEO COLLECTION. 1359 00:55:11,643 --> 00:55:14,062 TELL HER SHE CAN BORROW ANY ONE SHE WANTS 1360 00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:15,354 FREE OF CHARGE. 1361 00:55:15,605 --> 00:55:16,605 OKAY. 1362 00:55:16,731 --> 00:55:17,731 AND ONE MORE THING. 1363 00:55:17,899 --> 00:55:19,526 TELL HER THAT THEY'RE WRONG. 1364 00:55:19,818 --> 00:55:21,319 SHE LOOKS GREAT JUST THE WAY SHE IS. 1365 00:55:21,611 --> 00:55:22,695 WHO'S WRONG? 1366 00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:24,347 SHE'LL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1367 00:55:24,405 --> 00:55:28,284 OKAY, I'LL TELL HER. GOOD—BYE. 1368 00:55:30,787 --> 00:55:32,956 SOPHIE, HONEY. 1369 00:55:33,248 --> 00:55:35,500 HE LEFT A MESSAGE FOR YOU. 1370 00:56:04,237 --> 00:56:05,714 (Zerk) THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED IT WAS A DUDE. 1371 00:56:05,738 --> 00:56:07,407 [bike clanging] 1372 00:56:07,699 --> 00:56:09,909 WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON? 1373 00:56:10,201 --> 00:56:12,620 (Shirts) THAT KID JUST TOTALLY WIPED OUT ON HIS BIKE. 1374 00:56:12,912 --> 00:56:15,498 THAT KID'S, LIKE, AN EXTREME NERD. 1375 00:56:15,790 --> 00:56:17,166 (Shirts) IT'S A WUSSY—LOOKING BIKE. 1376 00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:18,858 (Zerk) WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIS LEG? 1377 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,797 HEY, HOW'D YOU GET THAT WELT ON YOUR LEG, DUDE? 1378 00:56:23,089 --> 00:56:24,507 SOME JERKS SHOT ME WITH PAINTBALLS. 1379 00:56:24,799 --> 00:56:27,927 [both laughing] 1380 00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:28,720 THAT'S AWESOME. 1381 00:56:29,012 --> 00:56:30,763 YOU BEAT THEM UP? 1382 00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:32,307 NO, THEY RAN AWAY. 1383 00:56:32,599 --> 00:56:34,034 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO THEIR HOUSE, 1384 00:56:34,058 --> 00:56:36,120 WAIT FOR THEM TO COME OUT, AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM? 1385 00:56:36,144 --> 00:56:36,811 DOY! 1386 00:56:37,103 --> 00:56:38,855 I DON'T KNOW. 1387 00:56:39,147 --> 00:56:41,190 I KNOW. IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE A TOTAL WUSS. 1388 00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:42,722 WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU GUYS? 1389 00:56:42,775 --> 00:56:44,694 I MEAN, THAT GUY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A SHIRT ON. 1390 00:56:44,986 --> 00:56:46,506 YEAH, WELL, I'M RUBBER AND YOU'RE GLUE. 1391 00:56:46,571 --> 00:56:48,948 WHATEVER SAYS... BOUNCES. 1392 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,367 YEAH, YEAH, I GOT THIS, DUDE. DON'T EVEN TRY. 1393 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:53,786 YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, GAVIN? 1394 00:56:54,078 --> 00:56:56,080 YOU'RE ALL TALK, MAN. 1395 00:56:56,372 --> 00:56:57,391 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1396 00:56:57,415 --> 00:56:58,415 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, 1397 00:56:58,499 --> 00:56:59,667 YOU GOT STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. 1398 00:56:59,959 --> 00:57:01,628 THIS ISN'T CANADA, MY FRIEND, ALL RIGHT? 1399 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,046 THIS IS AMERICA. 1400 00:57:03,338 --> 00:57:05,882 IN THIS COUNTRY, SOME KIDS SHOOT YOU WITH PAINTBALLS, 1401 00:57:06,174 --> 00:57:08,468 YOU GOT A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO KNOCK THEM OUT. 1402 00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,887 AND IF YOU DON'T EXERCISE THAT BASIC FREEDOM, 1403 00:57:11,179 --> 00:57:12,819 YOU'RE GONNA GROW UP TO BE A TOTAL Q HOLE. 1404 00:57:13,014 --> 00:57:14,807 WHAT'S A Q HOLE? 1405 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:17,936 WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR? 1406 00:57:18,227 --> 00:57:19,227 YOU HEAR THAT? UP TOP. 1407 00:57:19,395 --> 00:57:20,688 OH——OH. 1408 00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:22,273 DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 1409 00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:23,965 WHY YOU GOT TO BE HOLDING A CORN DOG 1410 00:57:24,025 --> 00:57:25,652 WHEN I GO FOR A HIGH FIVE? 1411 00:57:25,944 --> 00:57:27,104 I'M MAKING A POINT TO THE KID. 1412 00:57:27,362 --> 00:57:29,489 NOW I'M THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL Q HOLE. 1413 00:57:29,781 --> 00:57:31,842 (Shirts) IT WAS REALLY HOT, AND I WAS LETTING IT AIR OUT. 1414 00:57:31,866 --> 00:57:33,117 YOU GUYS ARE JUST STUPID. 1415 00:57:33,409 --> 00:57:35,453 YOU KNOW THERE'S—— CRAP OFF. 1416 00:57:35,745 --> 00:57:38,247 [cheers and applause] 1417 00:57:43,294 --> 00:57:45,296 AH, THANK YOU. 1418 00:57:45,588 --> 00:57:47,799 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1419 00:57:48,091 --> 00:57:48,800 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1420 00:57:49,092 --> 00:57:52,095 I WAS HOT ON THE HEELS 1421 00:57:52,387 --> 00:57:57,433 OF THE CHUPACABRA IN CHIHUAHUA, MEXICO. 1422 00:57:57,725 --> 00:58:00,937 BUT WHEN I WAS CONTACTED ABOUT YOU SASQUATCH SIGHTING, 1423 00:58:01,229 --> 00:58:03,398 I CAME STRAIGHTAWAY. 1424 00:58:03,690 --> 00:58:08,528 I HAVE INVESTIGATED MANY SASQUATCH SIGHTINGS 1425 00:58:08,820 --> 00:58:10,321 AND EXPOSED MY SHARE OF HOAXES. 1426 00:58:10,613 --> 00:58:11,813 DUDE, BRING IT IN. BRING IT IN. 1427 00:58:11,864 --> 00:58:13,175 DO YOU REALIZE IF HE SAYS IT'S A HOAX, 1428 00:58:13,199 --> 00:58:14,367 OUR SALES ARE BONED. 1429 00:58:14,659 --> 00:58:16,539 WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. 1430 00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:19,163 IT'S BEEN IN THE NEWSPAPER ALREADY. 1431 00:58:19,455 --> 00:58:20,575 SHIRTS, YOU'RE A DANG GENIUS. 1432 00:58:20,707 --> 00:58:22,542 COME ON, LET'S GO SPREAD THE BIRD'S WINGS 1433 00:58:22,834 --> 00:58:23,834 AND FLY OUT OF HERE. 1434 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:24,627 CAW! 1435 00:58:24,919 --> 00:58:27,672 [rock music] 1436 00:58:27,964 --> 00:58:35,054 ♪♪ 1437 00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:37,140 [tires squealing] 1438 00:58:48,568 --> 00:58:51,362 [man singing rock] 1439 00:58:51,654 --> 00:58:59,328 ♪♪ 1440 00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:02,790 ♪ I NEED TO GO OUTER SPACE FOR A WHILE. ♪ 1441 00:59:03,082 --> 00:59:05,126 ♪ LET'S TAKE A CHOSEN FEW. ♪ 1442 00:59:05,418 --> 00:59:05,918 ♪ WE'LL HAVE A REAL GOOD VIEW, ♪ 1443 00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:12,633 ♪ 1 MILLION MILES UP—— ♪ 1444 00:59:12,925 --> 00:59:14,343 ♪ ESCAPE FROM EARTH. ♪ 1445 00:59:14,635 --> 00:59:16,262 ♪♪ 1446 00:59:16,554 --> 00:59:19,932 ♪ ESCAPE FROM EARTH. ♪ 1447 00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:22,685 ♪ ESCAPE FROM EARTH. ♪ 1448 00:59:22,977 --> 00:59:28,316 ♪♪ 1449 00:59:30,026 --> 00:59:31,026 WHAT THE... 1450 00:59:31,986 --> 00:59:35,490 [slow electronic music] 1451 00:59:35,782 --> 00:59:42,163 ♪♪ 1452 00:59:42,455 --> 00:59:43,581 (Hobie) DEAR DIARY, 1453 00:59:43,873 --> 00:59:44,874 WHAT DO YOU DO 1454 00:59:45,166 --> 00:59:46,486 WHEN YOUR BEST FRIEND BETRAYS YOU? 1455 00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:50,046 I KNOW; THERE'S NO EASY ANSWER, IS THERE? 1456 00:59:50,338 --> 00:59:52,298 I GUESS IT ALL STARTED ONE DAY 1457 00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:56,094 WHEN HE FIRST TOOK HER ON A DATE. 1458 00:59:56,385 --> 00:59:59,889 SHE WAS A TERRIBLE SWORDSWOMAN, 1459 01:00:00,181 --> 01:00:03,893 NOT EVEN WORTHY OF WIELDING EXCALIBUR. 1460 01:00:04,185 --> 01:00:05,269 BUT I MUST ADMIT, 1461 01:00:05,561 --> 01:00:08,523 THERE WERE THINGS I ADMIRED ABOUT HER MYSELF. 1462 01:00:08,815 --> 01:00:10,441 IT WAS AS THOUGH SHE HAD AN INNER POWER 1463 01:00:10,733 --> 01:00:13,611 TO KICK BUTT IN A WAY I'D NEVER SEEN IN ANY GIRL 1464 01:00:13,903 --> 01:00:14,903 SINCE WONDER WOMAN. 1465 01:00:15,029 --> 01:00:15,571 [groaning] 1466 01:00:15,863 --> 01:00:17,573 [chuckles] 1467 01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:19,200 GET OF ME! 1468 01:00:19,492 --> 01:00:21,172 (Hobie) HIS NOODIES MUST HAVE HURT FOR DAYS. 1469 01:00:21,327 --> 01:00:22,829 [machine chiming] 1470 01:00:36,217 --> 01:00:38,469 YEAH. 1471 01:00:38,761 --> 01:00:40,763 BUT I GUESS THAT ADMIRATION WASN'T MUTUAL. 1472 01:00:41,055 --> 01:00:41,764 MAYBE WE COULD WATCH IT TOGETHER SOMETIME. 1473 01:00:42,056 --> 01:00:43,808 I DON'T THINK SO. 1474 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:44,559 I DON'T LIKE SPENDING MY TIME 1475 01:00:44,851 --> 01:00:45,869 WITH DISGUSTING FAT BODIES. 1476 01:00:45,893 --> 01:00:48,020 WHY DO YOU THINK I GOT MY JAW WIRED SHUT? 1477 01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:50,064 SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE ONE ANYMORE 1478 01:00:50,356 --> 01:00:52,692 AND BE DOOMED TO LIVE A LIFE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 1479 01:00:53,067 --> 01:00:54,068 THAT WILL BE A DOLLAR. 1480 01:00:56,904 --> 01:00:58,799 (Hobie) BUT THE MAIN CHANGE WAS IN MY BEST FRIEND: 1481 01:00:58,823 --> 01:01:01,951 OUR FRIENDSHIP BECAME SECONDARY TO HIS SELFISH EGOISM. 1482 01:01:02,243 --> 01:01:05,454 SO WHICH ONE OF YOU KIDS FOUND THIS? 1483 01:01:05,746 --> 01:01:06,789 IT WAS ME. 1484 01:01:07,081 --> 01:01:09,000 OH, GAVIN, YOU'RE MY HERO. 1485 01:01:09,292 --> 01:01:11,294 GO FOR THE GOLD, GAVIN. FAT PEOPLE SUCK. 1486 01:01:11,586 --> 01:01:13,346 (Hobie) CLAIMING HE FOUND THE SASQUATCH TRACKS 1487 01:01:13,421 --> 01:01:15,840 WHEN I WAS THE ONE WHO FELL ON THEM. 1488 01:01:16,132 --> 01:01:17,258 AND I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER 1489 01:01:17,550 --> 01:01:20,928 THAT I RECOGNIZED IT AS THE SASQUATCH FIRST. 1490 01:01:21,220 --> 01:01:24,098 [together] THE SASQUATCH. 1491 01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:25,808 (Hobie) HE WAS ON "SSS" 1492 01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:27,977 WHEN I WAS ALREADY ON "ASQUATCH." 1493 01:01:28,269 --> 01:01:31,314 [in slow motion] THE SASQUATCH. 1494 01:01:31,606 --> 01:01:32,886 (Hobie) HE DIDN'T EVEN MENTION ME 1495 01:01:33,024 --> 01:01:34,859 WHEN THE JOURNALIST ASKED ME ABOUT THE TRACKS. 1496 01:01:35,151 --> 01:01:39,113 HE JUST KEPT SAYING, "WE, WE, WE, WE." 1497 01:01:39,405 --> 01:01:40,799 SO JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR OWN WORDS. 1498 01:01:40,823 --> 01:01:43,534 WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PRETTY CLUMSY WALKING AROUND. 1499 01:01:43,826 --> 01:01:45,304 WE THOUGHT THAT A TRIP TO DEER CLIFF FALLS 1500 01:01:45,328 --> 01:01:47,008 WOULD BE A GREAT WAY TO SPEND A SUMMER DAY. 1501 01:01:47,121 --> 01:01:49,624 AND ON THE WAY, WE RAN RIGHT INTO THESE TRACKS, 1502 01:01:49,916 --> 01:01:51,250 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HOBIE? 1503 01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:53,478 (Hobie) AND THAT WASN'T THE ONLY TIME HE INTERRUPTED ME. 1504 01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:54,582 OFFICER, WE'D LIKE TO FILE—— 1505 01:01:54,837 --> 01:01:56,637 WE WERE ON THE TRAIL TO DEER CLIFF FALLS TODAY 1506 01:01:56,714 --> 01:01:58,257 AND WE FOUND A NUMBER OF LARGE TRACKS. 1507 01:01:58,549 --> 01:02:00,259 WE THINK IT'S BIGFOOT. 1508 01:02:00,551 --> 01:02:02,029 (Hobie) I'M GET SO TIRED OF PEOPLE ALWAYS INTERUP—— 1509 01:02:02,053 --> 01:02:04,096 (woman) HOBIE. 1510 01:02:04,388 --> 01:02:05,556 YES, GRANDMA? 1511 01:02:05,848 --> 01:02:06,909 MASH IS ON. YOU WANT TO WATCH? 1512 01:02:06,933 --> 01:02:09,393 NO THANKS, GRANDMA. 1513 01:02:09,685 --> 01:02:11,229 DOESN'T THAT OLD BAG REALIZE 1514 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,773 THAT NO ONE MY AGE LIKES MASH? 1515 01:02:14,065 --> 01:02:15,524 ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I? 1516 01:02:15,816 --> 01:02:17,256 OH, YEAH, HOW GAVIN IS A NO—GOOD JERK 1517 01:02:17,485 --> 01:02:19,403 AND STEALS ALL THE GLORY, 1518 01:02:19,695 --> 01:02:21,855 THE WAY HE KEPT ANSWERING ALL THE REPORTER'S QUESTIONS. 1519 01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:26,452 AND I NEVER EVEN GOT INVITED TO BE ON TV. 1520 01:02:26,744 --> 01:02:27,161 [sighs] 1521 01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:30,373 WHAT SHOULD I DO, DIARY? 1522 01:02:30,665 --> 01:02:33,209 GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO: 1523 01:02:33,501 --> 01:02:37,296 GO OUT IN A MASSIVE BLOODBATH OF SOUR GRAPES. 1524 01:02:41,467 --> 01:02:44,220 [rock music] 1525 01:02:44,512 --> 01:02:52,061 ♪♪ 1526 01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:56,357 [screams] 1527 01:02:56,649 --> 01:03:04,282 ♪♪ 1528 01:03:13,749 --> 01:03:17,253 ET TU, BRUTE? 1529 01:03:28,055 --> 01:03:29,055 HEY. 1530 01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:32,059 [sighs] HEY. 1531 01:03:32,351 --> 01:03:34,020 DR. SNODGRASS IS COMING SOON. YOU COMING? 1532 01:03:34,312 --> 01:03:36,230 IT'S OKAY. I'M KIND OF BUSY. 1533 01:03:36,522 --> 01:03:38,190 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE. 1534 01:03:38,482 --> 01:03:41,569 WHY DON'T YOU GO BUG YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 1535 01:03:41,861 --> 01:03:45,239 WELL, SHE'S NOT EXACTLY TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW. 1536 01:03:45,531 --> 01:03:48,534 WHAT ABOUT MAYNARD? 1537 01:03:48,826 --> 01:03:50,066 MAYNARD'S STILL ON RESTRICTION, 1538 01:03:50,244 --> 01:03:51,972 BUT HE SAYS HE'S GONNA TRY AND MAKE IT, THOUGH. 1539 01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:53,473 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT'S SO IMPORTANT ANYWAY? 1540 01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:56,959 MY GRANDMA NEEDS MY HELP WITH SOMETHING LATER. 1541 01:03:57,251 --> 01:03:58,251 DOING WHAT? 1542 01:03:58,502 --> 01:04:02,048 SHE'S——SHE'S MAKING APPLE DUMPLINGS. 1543 01:04:02,340 --> 01:04:03,340 IT'S MY FAVORITE. 1544 01:04:03,549 --> 01:04:05,718 WHAT? HOBIE, YOUR GRANDMA'S DIABETIC. 1545 01:04:06,010 --> 01:04:08,637 LOOK, MAYBE I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING, OKAY? 1546 01:04:08,929 --> 01:04:10,282 WELL, DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT GETTING THE VIDEO BACK? 1547 01:04:10,306 --> 01:04:11,015 WHY? 1548 01:04:11,307 --> 01:04:13,142 IT'S NOT MY VIDEO. 1549 01:04:13,434 --> 01:04:14,554 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU LATELY? 1550 01:04:14,727 --> 01:04:15,436 I MEAN, THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO OF MINE. 1551 01:04:15,728 --> 01:04:17,855 LOOK, I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING 1552 01:04:18,147 --> 01:04:20,107 AND WATCHING GAVIN BECOME THE BIG HERO 1553 01:04:20,399 --> 01:04:22,085 WHEN WE ALL KNOW WE FOUND THOSE FOOTPRINTS TOGETHER. 1554 01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:24,195 SO SCREW OFF. 1555 01:04:24,487 --> 01:04:25,967 PLUS, YOU PROBABLY WON'T FIND ANYTHING 1556 01:04:26,197 --> 01:04:28,866 WHEN YOU GET THERE ANYWAY. 1557 01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:39,585 [energetic music] 1558 01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:44,006 ♪♪ 1559 01:04:44,298 --> 01:04:48,052 ADMITTEDLY, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SASQUATCH, 1560 01:04:48,344 --> 01:04:53,933 BUT I AM 98% CERTAIN THAT THEY DO EXIST. 1561 01:04:54,225 --> 01:04:58,229 AND WHEN I SEE ONE, I WILL MAKE THE OTHER 2%. 1562 01:04:58,521 --> 01:05:03,859 SO TODAY WHEN I EXAMINE THE TRACKS, 1563 01:05:04,151 --> 01:05:07,029 I WILL BE ABLE TO TELL YOU WITHOUT A DOUBT 1564 01:05:07,321 --> 01:05:11,409 WHETHER YOU HAVE A TRUE FIND OR INDEED A HOAX. 1565 01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:12,868 TAKE ME TO THE SITE. 1566 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,328 OKAY, CLEAR IT OPEN. 1567 01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:16,831 (woman) MR. SNODGRASS. MR. SNODGRASS. 1568 01:05:17,123 --> 01:05:18,243 IS IT TRUE THAT THE SASQUATCH 1569 01:05:18,499 --> 01:05:20,709 IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS CREATURE TO THIS TOWN? 1570 01:05:21,001 --> 01:05:22,921 (Snodgrass) I DON'T KNOW THAT WE HAVE A SASQUATCH. 1571 01:05:23,045 --> 01:05:24,398 WE WILL INVESTIGATE; I WILL FIND OUT 1572 01:05:24,422 --> 01:05:25,089 AND LET YOU KNOW THEN. 1573 01:05:25,381 --> 01:05:26,090 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1574 01:05:26,382 --> 01:05:27,758 [laughs] FLAT TIRE. 1575 01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:29,218 HA, HOPE YOU'RE READY 1576 01:05:29,510 --> 01:05:31,178 TO LOSE YOUR VIDEO COLLECTION, BUTT WIPE. 1577 01:05:31,470 --> 01:05:32,470 SHUT UP, SHANE. 1578 01:05:32,638 --> 01:05:33,097 YOU BETTER NOT HAVE MESSED UP MY VIDEO. 1579 01:05:33,389 --> 01:05:35,933 DON'T YOU MEAN MY VIDEO? 1580 01:05:36,225 --> 01:05:37,518 SEE YOU UP THERE, DORK. 1581 01:05:37,810 --> 01:05:38,810 (boy) LATER, BONER. 1582 01:05:39,728 --> 01:05:43,232 [barks] 1583 01:05:43,524 --> 01:05:44,524 [laughter] 1584 01:05:48,112 --> 01:05:49,613 WHERE'S HOBIE? 1585 01:05:50,406 --> 01:05:51,406 SOPHIE? 1586 01:05:51,449 --> 01:05:54,201 AND MAYNARD TOO. 1587 01:05:54,493 --> 01:05:56,012 OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS COULD MAKE IT. 1588 01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:59,206 BUT, UM, I DON'T THINK HOBIE'S GONNA COME, THOUGH. 1589 01:05:59,498 --> 01:06:00,666 WHY NOT? 1590 01:06:00,958 --> 01:06:03,043 I DON'T KNOW. HE'S MAD ABOUT SOMETHING. 1591 01:06:03,335 --> 01:06:04,335 COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO. 1592 01:06:04,378 --> 01:06:05,463 EVERYONE ELSE ALREADY LEFT. 1593 01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:08,090 COME ON, GUYS. 1594 01:06:08,382 --> 01:06:10,902 SO WHAT'D YOU TELL YOUR PARENTS TO GET OFF RESTRICTION, MAYNARD? 1595 01:06:10,926 --> 01:06:12,779 THAT I WAS GONNA START DOING DRUGS OR KILL MYSELF 1596 01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:13,803 IF THEY DIDN'T LET ME GO. 1597 01:06:13,888 --> 01:06:15,055 OH, SWEET, MAN. YEAH. 1598 01:06:15,347 --> 01:06:16,867 THAT'S COOL. I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT ONE. 1599 01:06:17,016 --> 01:06:18,869 AND NOW I GET TO MISS SCHOOL TWICE A WEEK NEXT YEAR 1600 01:06:18,893 --> 01:06:19,560 TO VISIT A THERAPIST. 1601 01:06:19,852 --> 01:06:21,479 AWESOME. YEAH. 1602 01:06:21,770 --> 01:06:24,440 [dramatic music] 1603 01:06:24,732 --> 01:06:32,531 ♪♪ 1604 01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:19,787 (Chillcut) I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE BROKE THROUGH MY YELLOW TAPE. 1605 01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:22,498 NO, NO, NO, OFFICER CHIN STRAP. 1606 01:07:22,790 --> 01:07:23,499 IT'S CHILLCUT. 1607 01:07:23,791 --> 01:07:28,671 YES, YES. SHH, SHH, SHH. 1608 01:07:28,963 --> 01:07:30,363 I'VE SEEN THIS SORT OF THING BEFORE. 1609 01:07:30,548 --> 01:07:36,554 CLEARLY, THE SASQUATCH DETECTED MY PRESENCE 1610 01:07:36,845 --> 01:07:38,722 AND RETURNED TO DESTROY ANY EVIDENCE 1611 01:07:39,014 --> 01:07:40,054 HE WAS HERE TO BEGIN WITH. 1612 01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:41,340 (Maynard) EVEN THE POO IS GONE. 1613 01:07:41,475 --> 01:07:42,518 YES! 1614 01:07:42,810 --> 01:07:46,897 HE PROBABLY ATE IT TO CONSERVE HIS MYTHIC POWERS. 1615 01:07:47,189 --> 01:07:47,898 [man sneezes] 1616 01:07:48,190 --> 01:07:50,150 EVERYBODY, FREEZE! 1617 01:07:50,442 --> 01:07:52,611 NOBODY MOVE! 1618 01:07:52,903 --> 01:07:59,034 SASQUATCH, IF THAT'S YOU, YOU CAN COME ON OUT. 1619 01:07:59,326 --> 01:08:00,786 WE'LL PROMISE WE WON'T HURT YOU. 1620 01:08:01,078 --> 01:08:02,871 (Zerk) HEY, DON'T SHOOT, MAN. 1621 01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:03,872 I'M UNARMED. 1622 01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:05,249 HE CAN TALK? 1623 01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:08,210 IF THE SASQUATCH CAN TALK, MY THEORIES WERE CORRECT. 1624 01:08:08,502 --> 01:08:09,670 HE IS INTELLIGENT. 1625 01:08:09,962 --> 01:08:12,256 NO, WE——WE WON'T SHOOT. WE HURT YOU. 1626 01:08:12,548 --> 01:08:14,228 YOU JUST COME ON OUT FROM BEHIND THAT TREE. 1627 01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:15,342 C—COME ON OUT. 1628 01:08:19,638 --> 01:08:21,724 ZERK. 1629 01:08:22,016 --> 01:08:23,392 WHAT ARE—— WHAT ARE YOU DOING—— 1630 01:08:23,684 --> 01:08:25,311 (Zerk) WHAT'S EVERYONE DOING HERE, MAN? 1631 01:08:25,603 --> 01:08:26,979 WAIT A MINUTE. 1632 01:08:27,271 --> 01:08:28,981 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST—— AH, MY HAND. 1633 01:08:29,273 --> 01:08:31,209 FOR TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE AND DESTROYING PROPERTY. 1634 01:08:31,233 --> 01:08:32,818 EVIDENCE. WHAT EVIDENCE? 1635 01:08:33,110 --> 01:08:35,362 YOU KNOW WHAT, SASQUATCH HATER. 1636 01:08:35,654 --> 01:08:36,774 I DIDN'T DO NOTHING. I SWEAR. 1637 01:08:36,822 --> 01:08:38,240 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 1638 01:08:38,532 --> 01:08:40,010 YEAH, RIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU TRY GROWING A MUSTACHE? 1639 01:08:40,034 --> 01:08:42,494 QUIET, SHORT STACK. 1640 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:44,747 THEN WHO DID, SASQUATCH? 1641 01:08:45,039 --> 01:08:47,499 HE'S LONG GONE BY NOW. 1642 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:49,209 UH, THIS BARK SMELLS. 1643 01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:54,673 OR MAYBE HE WAS NEVER HERE AT ALL. 1644 01:08:54,965 --> 01:08:56,175 COME ON NOW. LET'S PACK IT UP. 1645 01:08:56,467 --> 01:08:57,467 EVERYONE, LET'S GO HOME. 1646 01:08:57,676 --> 01:09:01,305 QUICK JUDGING ME. AH! GET THAT CAMERA—— 1647 01:09:01,597 --> 01:09:03,597 YEAH, YOU SEEN THAT? THAT'LL MAKE THE EVENING NEWS. 1648 01:09:03,766 --> 01:09:04,766 I DIDN'T DO IT. 1649 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:06,894 IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU STUPID NERD. 1650 01:09:07,186 --> 01:09:09,605 GET OFF ME. 1651 01:09:09,897 --> 01:09:10,897 I'M GOING TO PRISON. 1652 01:09:11,023 --> 01:09:13,776 LOOK AT ME. QUIT GAWKING AND JUDGING. 1653 01:09:14,068 --> 01:09:16,320 HEY, MA, WE HAVING NUGGETS TONIGHT? 1654 01:09:16,612 --> 01:09:19,657 GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1655 01:09:19,948 --> 01:09:21,092 DO YOU THINK THE SASQUATCH REALLY DID IT? 1656 01:09:21,116 --> 01:09:24,787 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 1657 01:09:25,079 --> 01:09:26,830 YEAH, RIGHT, FAGON. HA—HA. 1658 01:09:27,122 --> 01:09:28,522 FAGON——WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1659 01:09:28,707 --> 01:09:30,060 IT MEANS YOU'RE GAY, YOU STUPID JERK. 1660 01:09:30,084 --> 01:09:32,252 HE'S NOT GAY. YEAH, RIGHT. 1661 01:09:32,544 --> 01:09:34,264 I BET YOU GUYS HAVEN'T KISSED YET, HAVE YOU? 1662 01:09:34,338 --> 01:09:35,938 SHUT UP, SHANE. HA—HA, I DIDN'T THINK SO. 1663 01:09:36,215 --> 01:09:37,335 I BET YOU HADN'T EVEN TRIED, 1664 01:09:37,383 --> 01:09:39,093 'CAUSE YOU REALLY LIKE THAT HOMO HOBIE. 1665 01:09:39,385 --> 01:09:40,745 WHY DON'T YOU TRY KISSING ME AGAIN? 1666 01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:42,638 I ALWAYS ENJOY KICKING PEOPLE IN THE NUTS. 1667 01:09:42,930 --> 01:09:43,639 WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND BITE ME? 1668 01:09:43,931 --> 01:09:45,057 OOPS, I FORGOT. 1669 01:09:45,349 --> 01:09:46,909 YOU CAN'T OPEN YOUR STUPID MOUTH, FATTY. 1670 01:09:46,934 --> 01:09:47,643 LEAVE HER ALONE. 1671 01:09:47,935 --> 01:09:49,812 NO. NOW, THEN... 1672 01:09:50,104 --> 01:09:51,464 JUST WANT TO FIND A TIME TO COME BY 1673 01:09:51,563 --> 01:09:53,607 AND GET THE REST OF THE VIDEOS FROM YOUR COLECCION. 1674 01:09:53,899 --> 01:09:55,710 (Gavin) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU DIDN'T WIN. 1675 01:09:55,734 --> 01:09:56,360 GIVE MY VIDEO BACK. 1676 01:09:56,652 --> 01:09:58,237 NO WAY. IT'S MINE NOW. 1677 01:09:58,529 --> 01:10:00,572 GIVE IT TO ME. 1678 01:10:00,864 --> 01:10:02,116 BACK OFF, GAVIN. 1679 01:10:02,408 --> 01:10:03,701 GIVE MY VIDEO BACK. 1680 01:10:07,079 --> 01:10:09,832 YOU WANT YOUR STUPID VIDEO? 1681 01:10:10,124 --> 01:10:12,459 WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR DOG TO GO FETCH IT? 1682 01:10:12,751 --> 01:10:14,336 [tape smashing] 1683 01:10:14,628 --> 01:10:17,423 [laughter] 1684 01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,551 ALL RIGHT, DOG. 1685 01:10:20,843 --> 01:10:21,552 GO FETCH IT. 1686 01:10:21,844 --> 01:10:22,844 STOP IT, YOU GUYS. 1687 01:10:22,970 --> 01:10:26,014 [boys barking] 1688 01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:28,684 (Gavin) STOP CALLING HER A DOG. 1689 01:10:28,976 --> 01:10:31,562 SHE'S NOT A DOG. SHE'S A FOX. 1690 01:10:31,854 --> 01:10:33,331 WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH A STUPID STICK? 1691 01:10:33,355 --> 01:10:34,940 [groaning] OH! 1692 01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:37,025 [grunting] 1693 01:10:37,317 --> 01:10:40,028 LET ME HAVE HIM. LET ME HAVE HIM. 1694 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,655 AH, MY NIPPLES! 1695 01:10:41,947 --> 01:10:43,866 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 1696 01:10:44,158 --> 01:10:46,994 GUYS, I WAS, LIKE, HALFWAY DOWN WHEN I——WHOA. 1697 01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:53,833 GET OFF OF HIM. HEY! 1698 01:10:54,001 --> 01:10:55,711 (Shane) GET OFF ME. SIT, DOG. 1699 01:10:58,088 --> 01:10:59,673 SOPHIE! AH! 1700 01:10:59,965 --> 01:11:01,133 OOPS. [laughs] 1701 01:11:01,425 --> 01:11:02,425 I THINK IT'S TIME NOW 1702 01:11:02,593 --> 01:11:03,793 FOR SOME FUN WITH DIRTY D HERE. 1703 01:11:03,886 --> 01:11:05,512 RED BELLY TIME. 1704 01:11:05,804 --> 01:11:06,930 [all screaming] 1705 01:11:07,222 --> 01:11:09,433 YOU CAN HAVE THE VIDEOS. JUST LEAVE US ALONE. 1706 01:11:09,725 --> 01:11:12,227 (Shane) WHO WANTS YOUR STUPID VIDEOS ANYWAYS, DORK FACE? 1707 01:11:12,519 --> 01:11:14,146 UH, 100—HAND SLAPS. 1708 01:11:14,438 --> 01:11:17,357 [all cheering] 1709 01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:19,067 IT'S WEDGIE TIME! 1710 01:11:19,359 --> 01:11:21,278 [all screaming] 1711 01:11:21,570 --> 01:11:22,571 GET HIM. OH, MY GOD. 1712 01:11:22,863 --> 01:11:24,740 OH, MY GOD. 1713 01:11:25,032 --> 01:11:26,617 [cheers and laughter] 1714 01:11:26,909 --> 01:11:28,202 [groans] 1715 01:11:28,494 --> 01:11:29,787 WHAT HAPPENED? 1716 01:11:30,078 --> 01:11:31,705 [whimpering] 1717 01:11:31,997 --> 01:11:33,457 [lively music] 1718 01:11:33,749 --> 01:11:34,458 HOBIE? 1719 01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:36,710 YEAH. 1720 01:11:37,002 --> 01:11:39,963 [groaning] 1721 01:11:40,255 --> 01:11:42,216 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1722 01:11:42,508 --> 01:11:44,789 MAYBE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TAKING ALL THE GLORY FOR YOURSELF. 1723 01:11:44,843 --> 01:11:46,595 HERE. 1724 01:11:46,887 --> 01:11:47,887 YEAH, NICE ONE, FATSO, 1725 01:11:48,013 --> 01:11:49,365 BUT I HIT THAT KID IN THE NUTS ALL THE TIME. 1726 01:11:49,389 --> 01:11:50,389 HE'LL BE FINE. 1727 01:11:50,599 --> 01:11:53,393 THAT'S TRUE, YO. I'LL BE FINE. 1728 01:11:53,685 --> 01:11:54,871 GOOD, BECAUSE I'M NOT DONE WHUPPING HIS BOODNIKS YET. 1729 01:11:54,895 --> 01:11:56,355 COME ON, YO! 1730 01:11:56,647 --> 01:11:57,647 [screams] 1731 01:11:57,773 --> 01:11:59,316 [both screaming] 1732 01:12:00,651 --> 01:12:02,402 I BET YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY COOL 1733 01:12:02,694 --> 01:12:04,088 WITH THAT STUPID SWORD, DON'T YOU, FAGOT? 1734 01:12:04,112 --> 01:12:04,613 NO, I THINK I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 1735 01:12:04,905 --> 01:12:06,198 A 1,000—SWORD SLAP WITH IT. 1736 01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:09,159 [lively music] 1737 01:12:09,451 --> 01:12:17,000 ♪♪ 1738 01:12:23,382 --> 01:12:25,008 QUIT WHACKING YOURSELF. 1739 01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:26,969 QUIT WHACKING YOURSELF. 1740 01:12:27,261 --> 01:12:28,804 YEAH, QUIT WHACKING YOURSELF. 1741 01:12:29,096 --> 01:12:30,138 [laughing] YEAH. 1742 01:12:30,430 --> 01:12:32,015 GO ON, GET YOUR LEG IN THERE. 1743 01:12:32,307 --> 01:12:35,435 (Snodgrass) WELL, OF COURSE, IF THE SASQUATCH IS HUMAN, 1744 01:12:35,727 --> 01:12:38,522 THE GOVERNMENT WOULD HAVE TO PROVIDE PROPER HOUSING, 1745 01:12:38,814 --> 01:12:40,941 SCHOOLS 1746 01:12:41,233 --> 01:12:43,193 AND SCHOOL BUSES, 1747 01:12:43,485 --> 01:12:46,572 MEDICARE AND FOOD STAMPS. 1748 01:12:46,864 --> 01:12:49,575 WAIT, COME BACK! HURRY. QUICK. 1749 01:12:49,867 --> 01:12:51,067 WE NEED HELP. WE WERE ATTACKED. 1750 01:12:51,326 --> 01:12:53,078 WHAT IS IT, MY BOY? THE SASQUATCH? 1751 01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:53,704 JUST HURRY. 1752 01:12:53,996 --> 01:12:59,001 GET OFF ME, YOU—— 1753 01:12:59,293 --> 01:13:01,587 WHO'S WHUPPING YOUR BOODNIKS NOW, HUH? 1754 01:13:01,879 --> 01:13:02,879 HOBIE. 1755 01:13:11,179 --> 01:13:12,222 YOU OKAY, HOBIE? 1756 01:13:12,514 --> 01:13:13,514 YEAH, I'M OKAY. 1757 01:13:13,765 --> 01:13:14,765 [both groaning] 1758 01:13:14,975 --> 01:13:17,311 I'LL GET EXCALIBUR. 1759 01:13:17,603 --> 01:13:20,355 [lively music] 1760 01:13:20,647 --> 01:13:25,944 ♪♪ 1761 01:13:26,403 --> 01:13:27,487 NOT TODAY, GAVIN. 1762 01:13:27,821 --> 01:13:29,323 OH, NO. 1763 01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:33,035 GET OFF ME, A—WAD. 1764 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:42,002 OH, YO, YOU CRUSHED HIM. 1765 01:13:42,294 --> 01:13:44,880 YO, SON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1766 01:13:45,172 --> 01:13:46,172 [groaning] 1767 01:13:48,383 --> 01:13:51,637 COME ON. MAN, FORGET THIS, SON. 1768 01:13:51,929 --> 01:13:52,929 LET'S BOUNCE. 1769 01:13:55,390 --> 01:13:56,390 [indistinct screaming] 1770 01:13:57,643 --> 01:14:00,479 [sighs] 1771 01:14:00,771 --> 01:14:03,523 [lively music] 1772 01:14:03,815 --> 01:14:07,945 ♪♪ 1773 01:14:08,236 --> 01:14:09,446 OH, WHO'S GOT A STICK NOW? 1774 01:14:09,738 --> 01:14:11,990 EAT STICK. 1775 01:14:16,495 --> 01:14:17,495 OH, THAT HURT. 1776 01:14:17,663 --> 01:14:18,663 [screams] 1777 01:14:27,422 --> 01:14:29,049 YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT US ALONE, YOU JERK. 1778 01:14:35,347 --> 01:14:38,183 MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME, MAN. 1779 01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:41,186 SHANE, IT'S THE COPS. 1780 01:14:44,773 --> 01:14:46,775 WAIT UP, GUYS! 1781 01:14:50,070 --> 01:14:51,405 SOPHIE. 1782 01:14:51,697 --> 01:14:52,155 SOPHIE. 1783 01:14:52,447 --> 01:14:53,907 SOPHIE, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1784 01:14:54,199 --> 01:14:55,534 WAKE UP, SOPHIE. 1785 01:14:55,826 --> 01:14:57,077 SOPHIE, WAKE UP. 1786 01:14:57,369 --> 01:14:59,246 COME ON, WE BETTER GO GET SOME HELP. 1787 01:14:59,538 --> 01:15:04,084 WAIT, I'M GONNA TRY ONE MORE THING. 1788 01:15:20,684 --> 01:15:21,727 GAVIN? 1789 01:15:23,812 --> 01:15:24,855 SOPHIE? 1790 01:15:25,147 --> 01:15:27,357 DID YOU JUST KISS ME? 1791 01:15:27,649 --> 01:15:28,942 YEAH. 1792 01:15:29,234 --> 01:15:30,652 HOW WAS IT? 1793 01:15:30,944 --> 01:15:33,613 IT WAS——IT WAS TOTALLY RAD. 1794 01:15:34,948 --> 01:15:37,200 I WISH I COULD REMEMBER IT. 1795 01:15:44,624 --> 01:15:45,083 (Hobie) COULD I GET A LITTLE WINE 1796 01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:46,626 WITH ALL THIS CHEESE? 1797 01:15:46,918 --> 01:15:49,046 SHUT UP, HOBIE. 1798 01:15:55,802 --> 01:15:56,802 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? 1799 01:15:56,928 --> 01:15:58,346 YEAH, MY HEAD HURTS A LITTLE, 1800 01:15:58,638 --> 01:16:00,640 BUT I THINK I'M OKAY. 1801 01:16:00,932 --> 01:16:02,017 WHAT HAPPENED? 1802 01:16:02,309 --> 01:16:03,995 OH, ME AND HOBIE GAVE THEM A SERIOUS BEAT DOWN. 1803 01:16:04,019 --> 01:16:05,312 (Sophie) WAIT, HOBIE, 1804 01:16:05,604 --> 01:16:06,897 HOW'D YOU GET HERE? 1805 01:16:07,189 --> 01:16:07,647 WELL, I FIGURED WHEN YOU GUYS FOUND THE TRACKS DESTROYED, 1806 01:16:07,939 --> 01:16:09,691 YOU MIGHT NEED SOME HELP 1807 01:16:09,983 --> 01:16:11,169 GETTING YOUR VIDEO BACK FROM SHANE. 1808 01:16:11,193 --> 01:16:13,153 SO I GRABBED SOME WEAPONS, AND I CAME ON UP. 1809 01:16:13,445 --> 01:16:14,946 NO BIG DEAL. 1810 01:16:15,238 --> 01:16:17,115 SO YOU DESTROYED THE TRACKS? 1811 01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:20,410 YEAH. SORRY. 1812 01:16:20,702 --> 01:16:22,287 YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE, ARE YOU? 1813 01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:24,581 OF COURSE NOT. I'M JUST GLAD YOU CAME. 1814 01:16:24,873 --> 01:16:27,459 SHOULD'VE PAID MORE ATTENTION INSTEAD OF LEAVING YOU OUT 1815 01:16:27,751 --> 01:16:29,711 WHEN WE FOUND THE TRACKS, YOU KNOW? 1816 01:16:30,003 --> 01:16:31,379 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. I'M SORRY. 1817 01:16:31,671 --> 01:16:32,671 IT'S OKAY. 1818 01:16:32,756 --> 01:16:35,258 I WAS BEING KIND OF A BUTT FACE TOO. 1819 01:16:35,550 --> 01:16:37,344 COME ON. OVER HERE. 1820 01:16:42,224 --> 01:16:44,392 WELL, WHAT'S ALL THIS, THEN? 1821 01:16:44,684 --> 01:16:45,894 OH, NOTHING. IT'S JUST—— 1822 01:16:46,186 --> 01:16:48,426 WELL, IT'S JUST TWO FRIENDS OVERCOMING THEIR DIFFERENCES. 1823 01:16:53,110 --> 01:16:54,361 W—WAIT A SECOND. 1824 01:16:54,653 --> 01:16:55,797 HOBIE, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED? 1825 01:16:55,821 --> 01:16:57,781 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I SHOWER EVERY DAY. 1826 01:16:58,073 --> 01:16:59,073 NO, YOU DON'T. 1827 01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:00,722 SOMETIMES YOU DON'T SHOWER FOR WEEKS. 1828 01:17:00,951 --> 01:17:01,951 WHATEVER. 1829 01:17:01,993 --> 01:17:03,137 (Chillcut) THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR PLACE 1830 01:17:03,161 --> 01:17:04,561 TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FRIEND'S HYGIENE. 1831 01:17:04,621 --> 01:17:06,741 YES, BESIDES, WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 1832 01:17:06,832 --> 01:17:08,392 WELL, HE'S THE ONE THAT FELL ON THE POO. 1833 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,265 REALLY, WE MAY HAVE NEVER FOUND THE TRACKS 1834 01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:11,940 IF IT WASN'T FOR MY FRIEND HOBIE HERE. 1835 01:17:12,045 --> 01:17:14,190 I MEAN, HE TRIPPED AND HIT HIS HEAD IN THE SASQUATCH POO, 1836 01:17:14,214 --> 01:17:16,134 AND I STILL THINK THERE'S SOME STUCK IN HIS HAIR. 1837 01:17:16,424 --> 01:17:18,176 LOOK, YEAH. RIGHT HERE, SEE? 1838 01:17:20,595 --> 01:17:24,558 BE STILL, MY BOY. 1839 01:17:24,850 --> 01:17:29,187 IF THESE ARE REAL DROPPINGS, I'LL KNOW. 1840 01:17:58,508 --> 01:18:01,595 [hisses] 1841 01:18:03,847 --> 01:18:04,847 SICK. 1842 01:18:07,058 --> 01:18:14,482 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS GENUINE SASQUATCH FECES. 1843 01:18:14,774 --> 01:18:17,903 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE A FIND. 1844 01:18:18,195 --> 01:18:19,195 YES, YES! 1845 01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:20,906 I KNEW IT. 1846 01:18:21,198 --> 01:18:22,278 (Snodgrass) YOU HAVE A FIND! 1847 01:18:22,449 --> 01:18:23,658 A FIND! 1848 01:18:23,950 --> 01:18:24,451 YEAH. 1849 01:18:24,743 --> 01:18:25,994 NOW, SON, I THOUGHT YOU SAID 1850 01:18:26,286 --> 01:18:27,537 YOUR FRIENDS WERE ATTACKED? 1851 01:18:27,829 --> 01:18:28,830 WE WERE ATTACKED. 1852 01:18:29,122 --> 01:18:30,642 GAVIN AND I WERE ABLE TO FEND THEM OFF. 1853 01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:32,083 TOOK OFF DOWN THAT WAY. 1854 01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:33,417 WHO WERE THEY? 1855 01:18:33,585 --> 01:18:36,254 IT WAS SHANE BAGWELL AND HIS ATROCIOUS FRIENDS. 1856 01:18:36,546 --> 01:18:36,963 OH, THAT LITTLE BRAT'S MY NEPHEW. 1857 01:18:37,255 --> 01:18:39,049 I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM. 1858 01:18:39,341 --> 01:18:40,651 (Gavin) HEY, EVERYBODY, LET'S GO GET SOME 1859 01:18:40,675 --> 01:18:42,135 OF GRANDMA LLOYD'S APPLE DUMPLINGS. 1860 01:18:42,427 --> 01:18:44,554 (all) YEAH! 1861 01:18:44,846 --> 01:18:45,889 (Gavin) LET'S GO. COME ON. 1862 01:18:46,181 --> 01:18:48,850 [solemn music] 1863 01:18:49,142 --> 01:18:56,942 ♪♪ 1864 01:19:00,528 --> 01:19:03,406 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 1865 01:19:03,698 --> 01:19:05,338 CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE SUMMER'S ALMOST OVER? 1866 01:19:05,617 --> 01:19:06,910 YEAH. 1867 01:19:07,202 --> 01:19:09,329 HEY, DON'T YOU START SCHOOL ON MONDAY, MAYNARD? 1868 01:19:09,621 --> 01:19:10,997 YEP. 1869 01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:14,542 DID YOU GET ALL THE CLASSES YOU WANTED DOWN AT THE CCCC? 1870 01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:17,254 I'M ONLY GONNA TAKE TWO COMPUTER CLASSES, THOUGH. 1871 01:19:17,545 --> 01:19:18,630 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HOBIE? 1872 01:19:18,922 --> 01:19:22,592 I WAS THINKING OF GOING TO MASSAGE THERAPY SCHOOL. 1873 01:19:22,884 --> 01:19:23,551 YEAH, THEN I COULD GO TO HOLLYWOOD 1874 01:19:23,843 --> 01:19:25,887 AND BECOME AN ON—SET MASSEUSE, 1875 01:19:26,179 --> 01:19:27,219 MEET ALL THE FAMOUS STARS, 1876 01:19:27,472 --> 01:19:30,183 AND EVENTUALLY BECOME FAMOUS MYSELF... 1877 01:19:30,475 --> 01:19:32,352 OR JUST STICK AROUND TOWN. 1878 01:19:32,644 --> 01:19:34,854 IT'S A BIG DREAM, HOBIE. 1879 01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:37,250 (Sophie) HEY, GUYS, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO SWORD FIGHT. 1880 01:19:37,274 --> 01:19:39,192 YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE. 1881 01:19:39,484 --> 01:19:42,028 SOPHIE? 1882 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:43,989 WOW, YOU LOOK AMAZING. 1883 01:19:44,281 --> 01:19:45,573 THANKS. 1884 01:19:45,865 --> 01:19:47,993 YOUR MOUTH. 1885 01:19:48,285 --> 01:19:50,870 YEAH, I DECIDED I DIDN'T REALLY NEED TO LOSE THAT MUCH WEIGHT. 1886 01:19:51,162 --> 01:19:53,123 I KIND OF LIKE MYSELF THE WAY I AM, YOU KNOW? 1887 01:19:53,415 --> 01:19:55,458 ME TOO. 1888 01:19:55,750 --> 01:19:56,960 SO NOW YOU CAN TALK AND JUNK? 1889 01:19:57,252 --> 01:19:58,336 THAT'S NOT ALL I CAN DO. 1890 01:20:05,927 --> 01:20:08,054 (man) ♪ SO I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD GO. ♪ 1891 01:20:08,346 --> 01:20:10,390 OOH, KISSY, KISSY. 1892 01:20:10,682 --> 01:20:11,099 SHUT UP, HOBIE. 1893 01:20:11,391 --> 01:20:13,226 WHOA, WHAT'S THAT? 1894 01:20:13,518 --> 01:20:14,602 IT'S MY BATTLE AX. 1895 01:20:14,894 --> 01:20:16,479 COOL. 1896 01:20:16,771 --> 01:20:19,011 I MADE MYSELF A SHIELD TOO SO I WOULDN'T GET HIT SO MUCH. 1897 01:20:19,274 --> 01:20:21,276 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA NAME YOUR AX? 1898 01:20:21,568 --> 01:20:22,819 THE BERSERKER. 1899 01:20:23,111 --> 01:20:24,529 [together] SWEET. 1900 01:20:24,821 --> 01:20:26,257 COME ON, GUYS. WHO WANTS TO START FIRST? 1901 01:20:26,281 --> 01:20:27,449 I DO. GET OUT OF THE WAY. 1902 01:20:27,741 --> 01:20:30,452 (Hobie) PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM, MAYNARDS. 1903 01:20:30,744 --> 01:20:32,954 COME ON. 1904 01:20:33,246 --> 01:20:37,876 (man) ♪ GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. ♪ 1905 01:20:38,168 --> 01:20:43,757 ♪ YOU RESTLESS SOULS, YOU'RE GONNA FIND IT. ♪ 1906 01:20:44,049 --> 01:20:48,887 ♪ GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. ♪ 1907 01:20:49,179 --> 01:20:51,056 ♪ YOU RESTLESS SOULS, YOU'RE GONNA FIND IT. ♪ 1908 01:20:51,389 --> 01:20:52,389 OPEN NUMBER FIVE. 1909 01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:55,268 [buzzing] 1910 01:20:59,356 --> 01:21:01,566 APPARENTLY WE HAVE NO EVIDENCE OF ANY WRONGDOING, 1911 01:21:01,858 --> 01:21:04,527 SO YOU CAN GO. 1912 01:21:04,819 --> 01:21:08,114 TOLD YOU I DIDN'T DO NOTHING, STUPID PIECE OF CRAP. 1913 01:21:08,406 --> 01:21:11,034 YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, ZERK? 1914 01:21:11,326 --> 01:21:13,161 YOU CAN'T SEEM TO GO 20 MINUTES 1915 01:21:13,453 --> 01:21:15,747 WITHOUT SAYING OR DOING SOMETHING STUPID. 1916 01:21:16,039 --> 01:21:17,207 NOW GET OUT OF HERE. 1917 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:24,964 CHECK YOU LATER, MIGGS. 1918 01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:29,551 FREE. 1919 01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:43,626 I SWEAR, MAN, I'M GONNA GET ME A LAWYER AND SUE THEM 1920 01:21:43,650 --> 01:21:45,860 FOR WRONGFUL IMPRISONMENT, MAN. 1921 01:21:46,152 --> 01:21:48,405 SUCKS. 1922 01:21:48,696 --> 01:21:50,007 SO LAY IT ON ME, MAN. TELL ME THE GOOD NEWS. 1923 01:21:50,031 --> 01:21:51,699 ARE WE RICH? 1924 01:21:51,991 --> 01:21:54,619 WELL, THE FIRST ONE SOLD FOR $400. 1925 01:21:54,911 --> 01:21:56,746 YES, SCOOBY DOOBY DOO. 1926 01:21:57,038 --> 01:21:58,081 WHAT ABOUT THE REST? 1927 01:21:58,373 --> 01:22:01,584 WELL, NO ONE BID ON THE OTHER ONES. 1928 01:22:01,876 --> 01:22:03,156 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DUDE? 1929 01:22:03,336 --> 01:22:04,754 WELL, THERE'S, LIKE, 1930 01:22:05,046 --> 01:22:06,881 SELLING SO—CALLED AUTHENTIC 1931 01:22:07,173 --> 01:22:09,426 CLACKANOMAH COUNTY BIGFOOT CASTS 1932 01:22:09,717 --> 01:22:14,013 NOW THAT SNODGRASS DECLARED IT'S A REAL FIND. 1933 01:22:14,305 --> 01:22:16,307 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, MAN. 1934 01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:18,601 PEOPLE PROFITING FROM OUR HARD WORK. 1935 01:22:18,893 --> 01:22:20,454 I MEAN, THIS IS AMERICA. THAT AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 1936 01:22:20,478 --> 01:22:23,523 IT'S NOT FREAKING CHINA OR WHATEVER. 1937 01:22:23,815 --> 01:22:27,944 IDIOTS. 1938 01:22:28,236 --> 01:22:30,280 I DON'T WANT TO CRY, MAN. 1939 01:22:30,572 --> 01:22:31,948 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? 1940 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:33,491 THAT GUY'S COMING ON MONDAY. 1941 01:22:33,783 --> 01:22:35,577 WE ONLY SOLD ONE FOR 400 BUCKS. 1942 01:22:35,869 --> 01:22:38,246 WELL, DID YOU KNOW THAT IT ONLY COST $300 1943 01:22:38,538 --> 01:22:40,874 TO ENTER THE DEMOLITION DERBY THIS SATURDAY? 1944 01:22:41,166 --> 01:22:42,417 I MEAN, 1945 01:22:42,709 --> 01:22:45,003 THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THE CAR NO MATTER WHAT, RIGHT? 1946 01:22:45,295 --> 01:22:48,423 AND IF YOU WIN, YOU GET 5,000 BUCKS. 1947 01:22:48,715 --> 01:22:50,258 YOU MIGHT AS WELL. 1948 01:22:50,550 --> 01:22:52,051 PLUS, WITH ALL THIS CAR'S SPEED, 1949 01:22:52,343 --> 01:22:54,345 YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER EVEN GET HIT. 1950 01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:57,390 YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE. 1951 01:22:57,682 --> 01:23:02,103 SHIRTS, YOU'RE A DANG GENIUS, MAN. 1952 01:23:03,188 --> 01:23:03,730 [engine turning] 1953 01:23:04,063 --> 01:23:06,483 [rock music] 1954 01:23:06,774 --> 01:23:08,568 ♪♪ 1955 01:23:08,860 --> 01:23:10,445 [tires squealing] 1956 01:23:10,737 --> 01:23:12,447 [both cheering] 1957 01:23:12,739 --> 01:23:14,782 [rock music] 1958 01:23:15,074 --> 01:23:18,161 (man) ♪ IT'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME TO BE SOBER. ♪ 1959 01:23:18,453 --> 01:23:21,915 ♪ NOW THE IDIOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER, ♪ 1960 01:23:22,207 --> 01:23:24,209 ♪ SPREADING LIKE A SOCIAL CANCER. ♪ 1961 01:23:24,501 --> 01:23:28,796 ♪ IS THERE AN ANSWER? ♪ 1962 01:23:29,088 --> 01:23:30,673 ♪ MENSA MEMBERSHIP CONCEDING. ♪ 1963 01:23:30,965 --> 01:23:35,136 ♪ TELL ME WHY AND HOW ARE ALL THE STUPID PEOPLE BREEDING? ♪ 1964 01:23:35,428 --> 01:23:37,055 ♪ WATSON, IT'S REALLY ELEMENTARY. ♪ 1965 01:23:37,347 --> 01:23:39,224 ♪ THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION ♪ 1966 01:23:39,516 --> 01:23:44,395 ♪ HAS FLIPPED THE BITCH ON EVOLUTION. ♪ 1967 01:23:44,687 --> 01:23:46,022 ♪ THE BENEVOLENT AND WISE ♪ 1968 01:23:46,314 --> 01:23:46,773 ♪ ARE BEING THWARTED, OSTRACIZED. ♪ 1969 01:23:47,065 --> 01:23:50,068 ♪ WHAT A BUMMER. ♪ 1970 01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:53,154 ♪ THE WORLD KEEPS GETTING DUMBER. ♪ 1971 01:23:53,446 --> 01:23:56,282 ♪ INSENSITIVITY IS STANDARD, ♪ 1972 01:23:56,574 --> 01:23:58,826 ♪ AND FAITH IS BEING FANCIED OVER REASON. ♪ 1973 01:23:59,118 --> 01:24:01,329 ♪♪ 1974 01:24:01,621 --> 01:24:04,415 ♪ DARWIN'S ROLLING OVER IN HIS COFFIN. ♪ 1975 01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:07,835 ♪ THE FITTEST ARE SURVIVING MUCH LESS OFTEN. ♪ 1976 01:24:08,127 --> 01:24:10,797 ♪ NOW EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE REVERSING, ♪ 1977 01:24:11,089 --> 01:24:14,592 ♪ AND IT'S WORSENING. ♪ 1978 01:24:14,884 --> 01:24:17,929 ♪ SOMEONE FLOPPED A STEAMER IN THE GENE POOL. ♪ 1979 01:24:18,221 --> 01:24:20,341 ♪ NOW ANGRY MOB MENTALITY'S NO LONGER THE EXCEPTION; ♪ 1980 01:24:20,557 --> 01:24:22,016 ♪ IT'S THE RULE. ♪ 1981 01:24:22,308 --> 01:24:26,521 ♪ AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL A LOT LIKE CHARLTON HESTON ♪ 1982 01:24:26,813 --> 01:24:29,941 ♪ STRANDED ON A PRIMATE PLANET, ♪ 1983 01:24:30,233 --> 01:24:32,777 ♪ APES AND ORANGUTANS THAT RAN IT TO THE GROUND, ♪ 1984 01:24:33,069 --> 01:24:36,656 ♪ WITH GENERALS AND THE ARMIES THAT OBEYED THEM, ♪ 1985 01:24:36,948 --> 01:24:39,742 ♪ FOLLOWERS FOLLOWING FABLES, ♪ 1986 01:24:40,034 --> 01:24:43,454 ♪ PHILOSOPHIES THAT ENABLED THEM TO RULE WITHOUT REGARD. ♪ 1987 01:24:43,746 --> 01:24:46,499 [upbeat music] 1988 01:24:46,791 --> 01:24:48,334 ♪♪ 1989 01:24:48,626 --> 01:24:51,212 ♪ THERE'S NO POINT FOR DEMOCRACY ♪ 1990 01:24:51,504 --> 01:24:57,802 ♪ WHEN IGNORANCE IS CELEBRATED. ♪ 1991 01:24:58,094 --> 01:24:59,894 ♪ POLITICAL SCIENTISTS GET THE SAME ONE VOTE ♪ 1992 01:25:00,179 --> 01:25:05,727 ♪ AS SOME ARKANSAS INBRED. ♪ 1993 01:25:06,019 --> 01:25:14,110 ♪ MAJORITY RULE DON'T WORK IN MENTAL INSTITUTIONS. ♪ 1994 01:25:14,402 --> 01:25:15,629 ♪ SOMETIMES THE SMALLEST, SOFTEST VOICE ♪ 1995 01:25:15,653 --> 01:25:20,033 ♪ CARRIES THE GRAND, BIGGEST SOLUTIONS. ♪ 1996 01:25:20,325 --> 01:25:21,534 ♪ WHAT ARE WE LEFT WITH? ♪ 1997 01:25:21,826 --> 01:25:26,581 ♪ A NATION OF GOD—FEARING PREGNANT NATIONALISTS ♪ 1998 01:25:26,873 --> 01:25:31,002 ♪ WHO FEEL IT'S THEIR DUTY TO POPULATE THE HOMELAND, ♪ 1999 01:25:31,294 --> 01:25:34,380 ♪ PASS ON TRADITIONS, ♪ 2000 01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:37,008 ♪ HOW TO GET AHEAD RELIGIONS, ♪ 2001 01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:39,969 ♪ AND PROSPERITY VIA SIMPLETON CULTURE. ♪ 2002 01:25:40,261 --> 01:25:44,140 ♪ THE IDIOTS ARE TAKING OVER. ♪ 2003 01:25:44,432 --> 01:25:47,560 ♪ THE IDIOTS ARE TAKING OVER. ♪ 2004 01:25:47,852 --> 01:25:50,021 ♪ THE IDIOTS ARE TAKING OVER. ♪ 2005 01:25:50,313 --> 01:25:54,192 ♪ THE IDIOTS ARE TAKING OVER. ♪ 2006 01:25:54,484 --> 01:25:57,695 ♪ THE IDIOTS ARE TAKING OVER. ♪ 2007 01:25:57,987 --> 01:26:00,990 ♪ THE IDIOTS ARE TAKING OVER. ♪ 2008 01:26:01,282 --> 01:26:04,452 ♪ THE IDIOTS ARE TAKING OVER. ♪ 2009 01:26:04,744 --> 01:26:06,913 ♪ THE IDIOTS ARE TAKING OVER. ♪ 2010 01:26:07,205 --> 01:26:09,123 ♪ THEY'RE TAKING OVER. ♪ 2011 01:26:09,415 --> 01:26:12,168 [upbeat instrumental music] 2012 01:26:12,460 --> 01:26:19,217 ♪♪