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- This is the Rockin' Roger Morning
Show, late-night edition.

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CMJ is almost upon us,

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so if you like your live music -

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and l know that you do -

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you'll wanna get your wristbands
before it's too late.

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And speaking of too late,
it's never too late to say you're sorry.

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And right now,
l wanna dedicate this next song

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to all the lovely ladies
in Rockin' Roger's rock 'n' roll past.

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And, ladies,
if you're burning and itching,

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you might wanna see a doctor -
immediately.

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(mid-tempo rock music)

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(distant sirens)

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Time is ticking
It's almost done

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What we hated we've become

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By the pricking of my thumbs

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Something wicked

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This way comes

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I'm coming to get you

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Ηigh

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I dropped the needle

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Pick it up

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Don't you worry

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You're old enough

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Times are changin'

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So am I

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Τimes are wastin'

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It's time to die

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I'm coming to get you

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Ηigh

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- That's not what l'm saying, Joey.
- What are you saying, Jeff?

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- l'm saying
that you should be firing me.

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- So you're quitting.
- l'm not quitting.

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Why do you keep saying that?
l'm not. No, what l'm saying is,

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as your manager,
l am advising you to fire your manager.

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That's all l'm--
- Okay. l can't fire you.

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CMJ's in 1 0 days.
You said we had a showcase gig

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with industry insiders and A&R guys--

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- Movers and shakers, right.
Was l drinking when l said that?

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- You're always drinking.
- See? You should totally fire me.

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(sighing)
- Montreal, land of Hugo's birth.

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Many women will be very pleased
to hear of my return.

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- Yeah, no matter how long
you go away,

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you always come back.
You're like herpes.

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- Hugo's not like herpes.
- Hugo's a lot like herpes.

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- No, he's not.
- Very similar.

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- Where's Joey and Jennifer?
- Joey's talking to Jeff,

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Jennifer's talking to some scary guy.
- Pfft! What scary guy?

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Oh. He is kinda creepy.

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- Yeah, he is.

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- Let's just face it, Joey.
We're both getting

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a little long in the tooth.
- What the hell does that mean?

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- All right, here's your beers.

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- Oh, we didn't order these.
- Oh, no, no.

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lt's, uh... it's on the house.

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- Well, thank you very much.
- Yeah, not you. You have to pay.

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- 'Course, yeah.

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Hang on. One second.

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(humming)
Okay. How much is it?

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- That'll do, thanks.
- Oh. Uh, twen...

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Twenty.
That's nice for free beer.

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Hey, you know,
l know how you're feeling, though.

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You're getting old. Hmm?

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l'm getting old.
Rock 'n' roll is getting old.

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Have you considered,
uh, Japanese hip hop?

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- Ja... l'm not Japanese.

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- Mm... yeah. No, l guess
it's not really right for you.

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Βut it's a shame,
'cause it's gonna be huge.

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(cellphone ringing)
Oh, sorry. Hang on a sec.

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Konichiwa.

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You know what, Joey?

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l'm gonna have to take this,
uh... outside.

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And then l'm gonna have to go home.

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Okay.
(speaking Japanese)

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(background laughter)
- Hey, have another round.

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- Uh... thanks.

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- lt's tough watching a weasel like that
crush another man's dreams.

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A man's gotta have his dreams.

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- Yeah. l should get back
to the band. Thanks.

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- Βand can wait, Joey.

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- l know you?
How'd you know my name?

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- Oh, l can read your mind.

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- Wow. What am l thinking right now?

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- You're thinking:
This bartender is crazy.

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(Joey chuckling)
- You're good.

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- You're afraid of being a loser
the rest of your life.

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Too late for you,
too late for the band...

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l would say you're 30 pounds
ofjunk food and a retail job away

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from killing yourself.

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Just a guess.

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- Thanks for the drink.

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- So how'd it go with Jeff?
- Uh, great. You know, great.

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He's really excited
about the New York show.

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Says there's gonna be a lot
of industry insiders,

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movers and... shakers.
- Right.

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So what hotel
are we staying at tonight?

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- lt's such a nice night,
l thought we'd save some money,

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sleep in the bus.
- No.

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First of all, it's not a bus,
it's a hearse. And--

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- Whoa. We're sleeping
in the hearse tonight?

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- Just for tonight, okay?
- That sucks.

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- Could you give us a second,
please?

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- l've given you 1 0 years.
Now l gotta sleep with Hugo?

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- Look, l'll meet up with you guys
in the morning, okay?

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l'm going out with some friends.

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(eerie music)

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- That is a friend of yours?

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- Oh, l'm sorry,
is that any of your business?

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- Yeah, he looks like a junkie
from hell, for Christ's sakes.

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- Don't you have a girlfriend?
- This is about the band!

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- Yeah, it always is.

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- We have a six-hour drive tomorrow,
Jennifer.

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- Yeah, and l don't wanna sleep
in the hearse.

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The hearse smells like drummer.
- l heard that.

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- l'm going to a party.
- Fine.

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Βut we're leaving at noon tomorrow,

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with or without you.

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- Fine. l'll see you then.

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- Fine.

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- Huh!
- Wait.

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lf you're going to a party,
give these out--

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(Jennifer huffing)
They got the new... website on them.

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- Maybe you should go with her.
- She can handle herself.

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- She didn't invite you, huh?

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- Can we load the gear, please?

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- Yes, Joey, we can.

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- Don't touch me.

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(heavy goth-rock music)

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(goth-rock music)

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Ηas the terrible danger

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Τhat surrounds us

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Become like a drug

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Are we more like strangers

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In a glasshouse

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We're rich with the blood

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Ηow can you leave the black out

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You're only flesh and bone

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Flesh and bone

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(music continues)

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When a blanket of winter's
all around us

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We have to stay warm

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When there's no one there

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You can count on

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You have to transform

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Ηow can you leave
the black out

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(music fading)

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(birds chirping)

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- Well, this sucks.

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- Where is she?
- She probably hitched a ride

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with The ltchies.
- She'll be here. l know women.

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- We're gonna miss sound check.
- l hope she's okay.

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- She's okay. She's always okay.
She just doesn't care.

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This is why l broke up with her.
- She dumped you.

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- Yeah, for being an insensitive prick.
Her words, not mine.

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- Screw it. Hugo, you're on bass.
Let's roll.

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(rock music)

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Every time I turn around

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There's people letting me down

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And everywhere that I go

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Well no one ever wants to know

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Look I'm tired of the scene

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Living such stale dreams

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I don't wanna get involved

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No I just wanna be dissolved

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It's the same old thing
I see there's nothing in here

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It's the same old place
Is this a feature of the world

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It's the same old thing
Every time I turn around

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It's the same old daze
And everywhere that I go

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It's the same old place
(man): Copy that.

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Could someone tell Susan
she has visitors?

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(slow bossa nova music)

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- Hi, honey.

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- What are you doing here?

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- You look good.

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- What are you doing here?
l'm working.

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- Yeah, l know. Um...

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we hit a little snag.

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- You want money.

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- Why... why are you being like that?

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- You don't want money?
- Yeah, l want money,

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but there's no reason
to be cruel and weird about it.

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- l am not being cruel and weird.

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- Yeah, you are.
You're being cruel and weird,

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making me feel like total shit.
- l can't do this right now.

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- Neither can l.
- Fine. Then leave.

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- Fine, l will. Thanks.
- Fine.

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- Are you. . . coming to the show
tonight, or...?

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- Will Junkie Slut be coming?

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- No. As a matter of fact,
Jennifer won't be joining us.

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We left her in Montreal.

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- Maybe l'll come.

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Where are the rest of the retards,
anyway?

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- Oh, your friend with the headset
said that they could...

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(all): Hi, Susan.

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- They're really hungry,

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what with us having no money and all,
but it's cool.

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You're working
and l should go anyways.

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(man): Okay, let's get first team in.
- l gotta go.

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- Okay. lt's okay.

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- There's about 1 00 bucks in my purse,

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in my room. Just take it.

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- l'm ashamed.
- Yeah, you should be.

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- Okay.
- And Joey...

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- Yeah?

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- Put me on the list tonight.

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- l... l will.

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For sure. Okay...

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l gotta go.

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(woman): Final touches!

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(up-tempo rock music)

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(bass out of tune)

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- That sounded super.

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- We cool?

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- No, but thanks anyway.

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- That sounded like shit.

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(celestial rock music)

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- Jennifer?

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Well, uh, you look... different.

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- l'm not different.
l'm the exact same person.

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- No, l-l-l just meant, like,
your hair and your--

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- Nope. No, l'm the same old Jennifer.
Nothing different here.

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- Okay... How'd you get here?

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- l hitched a ride with The ltchies.
- Where are they?

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- Oh, they should be here... soon.

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Unless something terrible
happens to them.

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- What?
- They said they couldn't make it.

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- Okay, l don't understand.

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They drove you from Montreal to Toronto
and then decided not to play?

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- Yeah, they're totally crazy.
- Who cares? They totally suck.

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- Welcome back, Jen.
- You were missed.

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- You look different.

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(soft eerie music)
(bird cawing)

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(creaking)
- Εddie Van Helsing?!

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- Where's ¤ueeny?
(snarling)

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- Soon it will be dark again.

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(roaring)

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Kill me.

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- lt doesn't have to be like this.
You can be saved.

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Just tell me where the queen is,
and l'll let you live.

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- You can't save me, vampire hunter.

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You couldn't even save
your own woman.

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(gurgling)

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- Βurn in hell, Nosferatu.

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- Well, there has to be some mistake.
l'm the singer's girlfriend?

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- Sure you are.
- What's that supposed to mean?

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- lt means 1 0 bucks.

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- Look--
- Hey, aren't you that girl

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from Space Raiders?
- Yes.

248
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:25,400
- You can totally afford 1 0 bucks.
The money goes to the band.

249
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,488
- Let me in the fucking club.

250
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,198
(rock music)

251
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,793
Don't know how to begin

252
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,547
Open road is closing in

253
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,133
We're getting ¤ar

254
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,801
From where we've been

255
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:55,138
And where we're going

256
00:16:56,557 --> 00:17:00,101
And where we going an¤ay

257
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:13,948
Don't know how to e¤plain

258
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,577
Open road's e¤pecting rain

259
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,912
We're getting ¤ar

260
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,750
From where we came
and where we're going

261
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,590
And where we going an¤ay
- Oh.

262
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:37,096
¤oing nowhere

263
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,640
Coming down

264
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:42,477
¤oing nowhere

265
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:46,731
¤oing nowhere
Coming down

266
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,111
(rock music)

267
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,166
(music fading)
(gasping)

268
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,085
(blues music)
(groaning)

269
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,503
(coughing)

270
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,883
I went to the crossroad

271
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:17,345
Fell down on my knees

272
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,726
(blues guitar)

273
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,065
I went to the crossroad

274
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,776
Fell down on my knees
- Oh, hi, Joey.

275
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,570
- You! What the hell
are you doing here?

276
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,365
Wait. What the hell am l doing here?

277
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,992
Wait... Where the hell are we, man?

278
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,620
- Well, clearly,
we are at a crossroads in your life.

279
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,413
- What?

280
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:48,167
- We don't have a lot of time.
No, you don't have a lot of time.

281
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,086
l, on the other hand, have lots.

282
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,421
- That's great. Um...

283
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,382
how do l get out of here?

284
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,926
- You have a decision to make,
a tough one.

285
00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:01,139
Βut l think if you look all around you,
the answer's right in front of you.

286
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,100
- And who are you,
my fairy godmother from hell?

287
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,478
- No, it's not who l am,
it's who you are.

288
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,896
(blues music)

289
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,150
- Who are you, man?

290
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,818
What the hell's going on?

291
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,611
Didn't nobody seem to know me

292
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,446
Who are you?!

293
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,031
- l'm Hugo!

294
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,867
- Hugo.

295
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:24,162
Ah, shit, my head!
- Yeah, Susan hit you with a bottle.

296
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,330
- She what?
- Hey, he's alive.

297
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:29,375
(Joey groaning)
- What the hell was that?!

298
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,751
(groaning)
- What?

299
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:34,172
- Whoa, she clocked you pretty hard.
You've been out for a while.

300
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,216
- l have?
- Did you notice an¤hing different

301
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:40,386
about tonight's pe¤ormance?
- What do you mean?

302
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,762
- Jennifer. Did you see that?!

303
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,140
- Sorry, Tyler, l'm a little distracted
about my girlfriend

304
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,976
throwing a beer bottle at me.
- l think it's pretty safe

305
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,979
to call her your ex-girlfriend now.
- We're talking about Jennifer?

306
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,481
- Ah! What the hell?
- Ugh!

307
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,192
- How are you doing, guys?

308
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,735
Nice set.

309
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,987
- Thanks.
What's with the, uh, flashlight?

310
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,990
- lt keeps the dark away.
- At least you're not a cop.

311
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,700
What, are you afraid of the dark?

312
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,078
- We should all be afraid of darkness.

313
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,830
- l'm afraid of spiders.

314
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,665
They are... no good.

315
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,167
- Huh.

316
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,710
Um...

317
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,630
l really like your bass player.
She around?

318
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:16,964
- Haven't seen her.
Where's Jennifer?

319
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,383
- l don¤t know.
She said she was really hungry.

320
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,178
- She went to get something to eat.
- Oh, shit.

321
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,180
l didn't want to hear that!

322
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,557
Oh, ¤od...
- That was weird.

323
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,476
- l'm telling you, man,

324
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,937
something really strange
happened tonight.

325
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,480
- What?
- People were really receptive!

326
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,023
- That's not so strange, Tyler.

327
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,568
l've been trying to channel
a lot of shit in my life

328
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,404
into our shows lately--
- Not to you. To Jennifer.

329
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:44,450
You were unconscious at the time?
We got an encore!

330
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,452
- Huh. We did?
- Yeah!

331
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,664
Things are finally starting to work
for us, man!

332
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,250
l cannot wait for Βuffalo!
- Oh, Βuffalo.

333
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,835
- No.
- l promised Βeef one more show.

334
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,587
- ¤oddammit.
- Hey.

335
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,966
- What?
- Find Jennifer. Now.

336
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:03,469
- Je... l... Βut...
(sighing)

337
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,685
(music)

338
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,437
Try as I might

339
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,150
Shadows are forming

340
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,570
Night a¤er night

341
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:24,573
What can I do

342
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,288
Baby when you come home

343
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,416
I'm never gonna let you leave me

344
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,626
Alone

345
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,171
Without my man

346
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:44,802
Lo¤ knows I'm doing

347
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,638
Τhe best I can

348
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,898
Ooh
I know my man

349
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:01,235
Works for a living

350
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,448
I know my man

351
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,242
Ηe works for me

352
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:15,708
Ooh
I know I will

353
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,045
Always forgive him

354
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,213
All I can say

355
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,967
All I can see

356
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:30,264
Baby when you come home

357
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,893
I'm never gonna let you leave me

358
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,478
Alone

359
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,272
Without my man

360
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,861
Lo¤ knows I'm doing

361
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:47,531
Τhe best I can

362
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:52,203
I'm still alone

363
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,663
Without my man

364
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,431
(hard rock music)

365
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,850
Change has come

366
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,855
Change with me

367
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:22,441
(tires screeching)
(hard rock music)

368
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:25,528
Whatever's meant to be

369
00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:28,739
Will be

370
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:35,996
Whatever's meant to be

371
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,915
Will be

372
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,505
Ηey little girl

373
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,258
You're all...

374
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,468
¤ight

375
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,439
If one of us goes fu¤her

376
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,275
We ain't never gonna make it

377
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,652
¤ake it back

378
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,280
Yeah baby

379
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,950
If one of us goes fu¤her

380
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:17,079
We ain't never gonna make it
¤ake it back

381
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,791
Yeah sugar

382
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,169
- Hey, we got 1 0 comments
on the website.

383
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:26,213
- Really? What do they say?
- They're from the Toronto show.

384
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:29,508
Βob779, he says,
"The bass player is totally hot."

385
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:32,428
- Hey, that's... that's positive.
- Hey, they're all about Jennifer.

386
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:35,931
- All... all of them?
- No, wait, there's one about you here.

387
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,851
"The lead singer of The Winners
should step down

388
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:42,813
and let the real star--"
- Yeah, l get it. That's good.

389
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,107
- l think l'm gonna be sick.
- That's perfect.

390
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,027
We're not gonna get across the border
with a junkie.

391
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:49,653
- Εve¤ne be cool. We're here.

392
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,697
- We're going to the jail.
- Shut up.

393
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,292
- ¤ood afternoon, sir!
How are you?

394
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,211
- Pull over to the side, please, sir.

395
00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:07,796
- Certainly. ls there some sort--
- Are you dea¤

396
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:09,298
Pull it over now!

397
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,679
(door opening)

398
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,696
Leave them for me.

399
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:49,004
(border guard humming)

400
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,353
Passports.

401
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:13,445
Okay.

402
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,659
Well, girlies...

403
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,912
... any drugs in the vehicle?

404
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,206
- No. None.

405
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,917
- What about you, miss?

406
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,502
What's your citizenship?

407
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,422
- We're Canadian.
She's an American--

408
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,758
- Am l speaking to you?! Huh?
- No, sir.

409
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,427
- Miss?

410
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,137
(in deep, demonic voice): American.

411
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:43,100
- Are you under the influence
of any narcotics, miss?

412
00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:48,063
- Huh?

413
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,733
- Wanna lose the glasses?

414
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,819
- l, uh... l'm a bit...
l'm sensitive to the light.

415
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:58,157
l had a bit too much to drink
at the gig last night. Ahem.

416
00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,575
- ¤ig?

417
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,536
Are you in a band?
- Yeah.

418
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,622
- Sweet! l used to play in a band!

419
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:08,167
- Really? What kind of stuff did you--
(vomiting)

420
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:15,132
- Takes me back. Rock on, dudes.

421
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,301
Have a good one.

422
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,761
- Thank you.

423
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:40,616
- 'Morning, sir.

424
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,034
Citizenship?

425
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,327
- American.

426
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,704
- What was the purpose
of your trip to Canada?

427
00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:48,499
- Uh... yes...

428
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,042
Hunting.

429
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,628
- Any weapons in the vehicle, sir?

430
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:56,173
- Oh, yeah, yeah, lots of weapons!

431
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,677
- Welcome home.

432
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,596
- l just need something
to calm my stomach.

433
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,932
- Yeah, we're gonna miss sound check.

434
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,975
- l have to make pee.

435
00:28:19,739 --> 00:28:22,658
(Βeethoven's Moonlight Sonata,
soft flamenco version)

436
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:41,635
(music stopping)
Hey, l have to make pee.

437
00:28:45,765 --> 00:28:46,974
- There you go.

438
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:49,226
(music resuming)

439
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,452
- How you doing?

440
00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:09,163
- l'm thirsty.

441
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,373
- Maybe l can buy you a drink.

442
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,625
l get off at 4 a.m.

443
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,921
- l'm thirsty now.

444
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,387
- l got a drink right here.

445
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,139
You wanna suck?

446
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,641
- Yeah.

447
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:32,936
Yeah, l do.

448
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:35,898
(screaming)

449
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:38,901
(hard rock music)

450
00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:40,736
(screaming)
(clerk gasping)

451
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,574
(heavy rock)

452
00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:51,830
(music stopping)
- lt's not just me, man.

453
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:53,791
Εveryone hates Βuffalo.
- What's so bad

454
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,751
about playing in Βuffalo?
- The Secretaries?

455
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,419
- Who?
- The Secretaries of Steak?

456
00:29:57,587 --> 00:30:00,631
lf you wanna play Βuffalo,
you open for The Secretaries.

457
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:04,384
- And they're bad.
- Yes. Βut that's not why we hate them.

458
00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:05,969
Their fans are rabid.

459
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:09,264
They pelt the opening act
with an assortment of raw meats.

460
00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:13,310
- Meat? Like... like real,
really real meat?

461
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,855
- Yeah, like real, raw, bloody meat.

462
00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:18,941
(zipping up)
(flushing)

463
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,496
- lt's not what it looks like.

464
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,249
(screaming more softly)
Don't be scared.

465
00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:37,209
- You... drank the guy!!!

466
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:39,419
- l know. Hugo, l'm sick.

467
00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,004
l have...

468
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,006
l have a sickness.
l can't help myself.

469
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,008
You have to help me, Hugo.

470
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,552
- Help you what?

471
00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:48,846
- l need you to dismember this body
and hide it.

472
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,854
- Okay, this is stupid.
Where are they?

473
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,439
- Maybe there's a line.
- There's no other cars.

474
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,236
(harp music)

475
00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,905
- Ah... Hey...

476
00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:10,200
l had dream you were like...
a monster.

477
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,953
- Monster? Hugo, that's silly.

478
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:15,247
l'm not a monster.
(Hugo laughing ne¤ously)

479
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,708
(ominous music)
(in demonic voice): l'm your master.

480
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:20,878
And you have a lot
of cleaning up to do.

481
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:22,713
- ¤uoi?

482
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,716
(screaming)

483
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,259
- Shhh! Stop screaming!

484
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:29,761
- You're gonna eat Hugo?

485
00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:31,889
(in normal voice): No.
No, l'm not.

486
00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,683
l'm not gonna eat Hugo.
l'm gonna help Hugo.

487
00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:37,394
And Hugo is gonna help me.

488
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,771
Listen, it'll be fun. Okay?

489
00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,982
And then, if you do a good job,

490
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:45,027
l'll make you an immortal
at the end of the tour.

491
00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:47,070
- You mean like...

492
00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:49,197
Hugo live forever?

493
00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:51,241
- Or Hugo will die in five seconds.

494
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,746
- l'm going to need my hacksaw.

495
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,497
- l brought it.

496
00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,333
- Oh.

497
00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:03,420
- Okay, that's it. l'm going in there.

498
00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:06,423
- Hey, guys.

499
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:11,303
All right, here's...

500
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,597
your sandwich,

501
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,599


your juice,

502
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,601
your chips,

503
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,227
and Pepsi.

504
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,647
- Wow, you're feeling better.

505
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:24,608
- l had some antacid.
Calmed my stomach down.

506
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,693
- That's a relief. Where's Hugo?

507
00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:30,322
- He'll be any second.
He, uh, got a nosebleed.

508
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:33,659
- Hugo doesn't do drugs.
- Dry climate in Βuffalo.

509
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:41,124
- We need to go.
- That's quite a nosebleed.

510
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,834
You okay there, bud?
- Εve¤hing's normal.

511
00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:45,420
- ¤ood enough for me. Let's go.

512
00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:47,506
(engine starting)

513
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:56,014
- This is ¤ockin' ¤oger
and you're listening to KC¤S.

514
00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:58,642
Touch yourself,
touch your friends, but...

515
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,353
(inhaling sharply)
... don't touch that dial.

516
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:04,147
(hard rock music)
(cheering)

517
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:15,617
- All rise for The Secretaries
of Steak!!!

518
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,123
(heavy metal music)

519
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:29,881
I said war

520
00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:33,468
Not the war in my head

521
00:33:33,636 --> 00:33:37,055
Who will be held accountable

522
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:39,307
For the dead

523
00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:43,979
And why must I be paid to kill

524
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,023
And sin

525
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:49,693
As I slash his throat against my will

526
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:53,155
Out he froze his life

527
00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:54,906
¤od chose it

528
00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:56,366
I'm...

529
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,869
Inside of this lonely grave

530
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,413
And no one was saved

531
00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:04,666
And still I bleed

532
00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:07,252
And still
I bleed

533
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,171
And still I bleed

534
00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:12,174
And still
I bleed

535
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,181
(distant music)

536
00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:21,558
- Why do they throw meat?

537
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:24,269
(down-tempo rock music)

538
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,021
(music with reggae backbeat)

539
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:30,859
- They're all about Jennifer again.

540
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:33,612
They say she's mesmerizing.

541
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,531
- We got 40 hits on the website
and they're all about Jennifer?

542
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:38,200
- That's 'cause she's totally hot,

543
00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:39,743
and you totally suck.

544
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,914
- Why do they throw meat?
- Hugo!

545
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:47,042
Roll another.
l'm approaching enlightenment.

546
00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:49,628
- We are without papers.

547
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:52,297
- Jennifer has the papers.

548
00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:54,299
(hard rock music)

549
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,886
- l'll go get 'em.

550
00:34:58,054 --> 00:34:59,471
(gasping)

551
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,391
- No. l'll go.
- No, dude.

552
00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:06,311
l'm the biggest fucking rock star
in Βuffalo. Chicks dig me.

553
00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:08,897
l'll go.
- Yeah, but l know where they are, so...

554
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,816
(hard rock music)

555
00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:12,984
... l should just probably go myself.

556
00:35:13,152 --> 00:35:16,071
- What's the problem, Frenchie?
- What did you call me?

557
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,697
- Frenchie? Little Frenchie?

558
00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:20,450
Don't-speak-da-Εnglish Frenchie?

559
00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:25,080
- Have a nice time.
- l will, you bitch.

560
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:29,334
Douche.

561
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,422
(rock music)

562
00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:37,134
Oh.
If one of us goes fu¤her

563
00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:40,720
We ain't never gonna make it
Hello, Angel.

564
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:42,806
- You wanna come inside?

565
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,225
Yeah baby

566
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,979
- As long as you're on the pill.

567
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:55,485
Oh, hello.

568
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:01,533
(sniffing)
- Oh, my ¤od, you smell so good.

569
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:04,161
- lt's about fucking time
someone noticed.

570
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:07,581
You know what?
l taste really good, too.

571
00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:10,000
- Really?
- Yeah.

572
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,711
You wanna meet Βaby Βee¤

573
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,677
(distant snarling)

574
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:24,973
- What the hell was that?
- Uh, television! lt was television!

575
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:28,935
Hey, assholes!
Turn down your damn television!

576
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:30,896
- Hey, Hugo!
You wanna take it easy?

577
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:33,315
- What were you talking about?
Stopping...?

578
00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,901
- What?
- Stopping her?

579
00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:38,445
- Oh, yeah, okay,
we're stopping at Victor's.

580
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:41,531
- Nice.
- We need to record some new material.

581
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:45,202
The showcase gig is gonna have
a lot of industry insiders,

582
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:46,745
and A&R guys and...

583
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,371
- Jennifer's got a new song.

584
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:50,373
- Yeah, l'm working on something.

585
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,792
- Wow, you won't even listen to it.

586
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,336
Who are you, Prince?

587
00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:58,256
- No. l'm just saying l write the songs.
- How's that been working for us?

588
00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:01,384
- What the hell does that mean?
- l'm gonna go check on those papers.

589
00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:04,054
- lt means maybe it's time
to give someone else a shot.

590
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,723
- Why are you so obsessed with Jennifer
all of a sudden?

591
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,851
- Can't you see what's going on here?
- Yeah, l think l do see

592
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,312
what's going on here:
you're in love with her.

593
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,357
- That's stupid.
- Βut it's true.

594
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:17,776
- Shut up!
- Βut it's so obvious.

595
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,736
- Oh, what's obvious?
That l love Jennifer?

596
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:22,197
What, are you completely
out of your fucking mind?

597
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:24,407
- Maybe l'm crazy
or maybe l'm just high,

598
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:27,869
but as of right now, nothing seems
certain except for the fact

599
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:29,496
that you love Jennifer.

600
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,081
Joey still loves Jennifer.

601
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,791
And Hugo loves Jennifer.

602
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,794
Oh, my ¤od, l'm in love with Jennifer.

603
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:40,173
l don't know whether
it's 'cause she's hot

604
00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:43,260
or maybe it's 'cause
she's the only girl around,

605
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:45,470
but... either way,
l'm totally smitten.

606
00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:47,555
- Let's or¤er some more food.

607
00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:49,099
- Yeah.

608
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,477
Jesus!

609
00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:55,230
- Βeef had to go home.

610
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:56,940
- Hugo. Hugo!

611
00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:01,987
Where'd all that blood come from?
- From the show.

612
00:38:02,154 --> 00:38:05,448
- You just left here clean and you come
back covered in mystery blood.

613
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,201
You wanna tell me
what the fuck is going on?!

614
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,412
- You're stoned?

615
00:38:10,579 --> 00:38:11,788
Βye-bye.

616
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:16,418
- What are we smoking?

617
00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:17,585
PCP?

618
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,589
(ominous music)

619
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:36,229
(flies buzzing)
- Ugh. Hey!

620
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:37,647
Hey...

621
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:42,610
(chuckling crazily)

622
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,239
Hey. Hello, my friend.

623
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,074
You are my friend.

624
00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:50,452
You! You are my friend.

625
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,455
(laughing crazily)

626
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,249
(crying)

627
00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,504
- Stop crying! l'm trying to eat!

628
00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,882
- All right, what the hell is going...

629
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:08,803
- lt's not what it looks like.

630
00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:11,222
- You ate Βeef.

631
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:14,184
(ominous music)
(in demonic voice): Εveryone be cool.

632
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,686
- Okay, we definitely smoked PCP.

633
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,314
(in normal voice): l can explain.
- You... you can explain?

634
00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:22,025
You can explain why you're chewing
on a severed arm?

635
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:26,446
- Oh, don't be such a drama queen.
- Drama queen?! You killed someone!

636
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:29,824
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, now.
Εverybody just chill a second.

637
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:31,493
Nobody killed anybody.

638
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:35,372
lt's PCP!
We're just bad trippin', is all!

639
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:36,539
Right, Jenny?

640
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:40,293
- No, this is real.
You had Hugo

641
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:43,213
cover your tracks, as usual.
- And you're an insensitive asshole

642
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,298
who only cares about himself,
as usual!

643
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:48,009
Do you think l wanna be
in this situation?!

644
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:50,011
- Think l know
who the hell you are anymore?!

645
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:53,139
- Nobody likes a judge!
- Yeah, no one likes a vampire either.

646
00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:54,849
- Screw you, Joey!
- Screw me?!

647
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,102
Screw me?!
You're out of the band, Jennifer!

648
00:39:57,269 --> 00:40:00,313
- She's kinda the best thing
about this band right now?

649
00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,689
- Tyler...
- l'm just saying,

650
00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:03,691
maybe you should sleep on it.

651
00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:07,070
- My ¤od, you really ate Βeef.
This is really happening.

652
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:11,074
- lt's really happening.

653
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,878
- Okay, well...
we have to call the cops.

654
00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:27,424
- Who are you?!
No one's calling the cops.

655
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:29,843
We're still a band,
not a bunch of narcs.

656
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:33,555
- There's a dead body in the bathtub.
- And what are you gonna tell them?

657
00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:35,223
"Oh, our bass player's a vampire?

658
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:38,935
She just ate the most popular band
in Βuffalo?" They'll lock you up.

659
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,354
- What happens on the road
stays on the road.

660
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,565
- Just shut up, okay?
Let me think.

661
00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:45,400
- Do you have vampire powers?

662
00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:47,444
- Yes.

663
00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:51,656
- Really?
- Oh, yeah. l'm super fast.

664
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:54,909
Super strong, and l can talk
to other vampires with my mind.

665
00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:56,703
Plus l can turn into fog.

666
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,288
- ¤et out!

667
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:00,790
- She ate The ltchies!

668
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:04,544
(all): You ate The ltchies?!
- Holy shit, Jennifer!

669
00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:07,380
- l can explain.
- How?

670
00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:11,092
- l have a problem.
Βut l'm still the same person inside.

671
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,802
l'm still the same girl.

672
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:14,429
l need help.

673
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:16,598
l need you guys.

674
00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:20,310
(insect buzzing)

675
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:57,931
(guitar music)

676
00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,851
- Ahem. All right,
l know it's been a long night.

677
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,728
Βut if we're still playing
the showcase gig,

678
00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:05,688
we're gonna need
to set some ground rules.

679
00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:07,941
- Okay.
- What kind of ground rules?

680
00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:10,193
- Rule number one:
under no circumstances

681
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:14,614
may you make any other member
of this band into a vampire.

682
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:18,326
- She promised me immortality.
- Yeah, life's about disappointment.

683
00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:21,579
- Rule number one's bullshit!
- Hugo...

684
00:42:21,747 --> 00:42:23,540
Rule number two: no more killing.

685
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,500
All right?
lf you need blood,

686
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:28,962
we'll... we'll pull over
and you can suck on a cow.

687
00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:31,506
- Will that work?
- lt's a deal-breaker, okay?

688
00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:34,259
No more mur...
(lowering voice): No more murders.

689
00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:37,554
- All right, fine. l'll try cow blood.
lt might work.

690
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:40,515
- Might work.
Didn't think to try it first, just--

691
00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:41,933
- You're judging again.

692
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:45,728
- Rule number three:
total honesty from this point on.

693
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,522
No more secrets.

694
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,774
- You mean like Jeff quitting?

695
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:51,568
- Jeff quit?

696
00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:56,614
- Yeah, Jeff quit, okay? l lied.
Βut it was for the good of the band.

697
00:42:56,782 --> 00:42:59,617
- Jeff quit? Well, what about
our big industry insider show,

698
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:03,580
with all the movers and shakers?
Why are we even bothering to go?

699
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:06,958
- l don't know anymore.

700
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,713
- Lighten up, man. We'll go.

701
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,257
lt's not like anyone
has an¤hing else to do.

702
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:17,176
Βesides, people are starting
to show up at these gigs.

703
00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:20,555
l mean, this vampire thing
might even help us.

704
00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:23,600
- Can... you wash your hands?

705
00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:25,518
- l did.

706
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:27,020
- Again?

707
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:34,027
- This is the Rockin' Roger
Morning Show, late-night edition.

708
00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:37,196
And right now,
l'd like to thank our sponsors:

709
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:40,783
sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.

710
00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:42,702
Ahhh... me likey.

711
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:45,705
She almost le¤ town yesterday

712
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:51,836
She had eve¤hing she would say

713
00:43:55,215 --> 00:43:58,217
About all the things I've done wrong

714
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:03,640
Ηow they just made her strong

715
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:10,271
I almost killed you last night

716
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,773
She said

717
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:17,070
I almost killed you last night

718
00:44:17,237 --> 00:44:18,321
Dead

719
00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:22,825
I almost ended your li¤e

720
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:26,245
It was so close it hu¤s

721
00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:32,585
So close it hu¤s

722
00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,837
So...

723
00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:41,010
She always stood up for herself

724
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:46,849
She never been an¤here else

725
00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:52,230
Everybody told her to leave

726
00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:53,648
(snarling)

727
00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:58,653
And somehow no one believed

728
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:01,447
Τhen she said

729
00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:05,034
I almost killed you last night

730
00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:07,036
She said...

731
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,208
- So, uh...
what took you guys so long tonight?

732
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:16,921
- We loaded the gear
and then Hugo wanted to stop for tacos.

733
00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:18,548
- Tacos?

734
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,968
- Tacos.

735
00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:23,553
- Yep.

736
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:28,099
- So, uh, you didn't eat anyone, then?
- No.

737
00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:31,477
- You sure?
- l did not eat anyone.

738
00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:32,854
- All right. ¤ood.

739
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:36,733
- Does Victor know we're coming?

740
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,694
- lf he knew, he'd say,
"Come back when we have money."

741
00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:41,779
- What makes you think
he's not gonna say that anyways?

742
00:45:41,947 --> 00:45:44,323
- Yeah, l'm trying to avoid thinking
at this point.

743
00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:48,536
- Joey...

744
00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:50,204
l'm sorry.

745
00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:52,248
- l'm sorry, too, okay?

746
00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:57,044
Tyler says you got a new song.

747
00:45:57,212 --> 00:45:58,463
- Yeah.

748
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:03,342
- You sure you didn't eat anyone?
- Oh, for Christ's sake!

749
00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:05,928
- Okay. l'm just asking.

750
00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:08,765
Maybe when we get to Victor's,

751
00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:10,808
we'll try your song.

752
00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:13,436
Mine's a... Mine sucks.

753
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:16,439
- Okay, cool.

754
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,818
- Βut l'm still the leader of the band.

755
00:46:20,986 --> 00:46:23,780
- Aye-aye, Captain.

756
00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:26,073
So close it hu¤s...

757
00:46:46,261 --> 00:46:47,720
(birds cawing)

758
00:46:53,268 --> 00:46:54,811
- Doesn't look like anyone's home.

759
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,687
- He's always home.

760
00:47:02,569 --> 00:47:05,154
- Joey Winner.

761
00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:06,322
- Hi, Victor.

762
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:08,074
- Βring money?

763
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:09,867
- Uh... yeah.

764
00:47:10,035 --> 00:47:12,119
Um, we just did one song

765
00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:15,540
and l thought
we'd split the publishing 50/50.

766
00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:18,459
- Oh, yeah, 50¤ of nothing.

767
00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:19,877
(laughing)

768
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:25,842
Who the fuck are you?
- Ooh, that's, uh, that's Sam.

769
00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:28,219
He's our new drummer.

770
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:31,264
- You a cop?
- No. l-l-l like your records.

771
00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:33,015
- Oh, yeah? Βlow me.

772
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,063
¤et outta here! Relax, man!

773
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,524
lt's a joke. lt's a joke!

774
00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:47,029
What did you do?

775
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:49,156
- Nothing.

776
00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:53,244
- This is a recording studio?

777
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,664
And what is with that computer?
What is that, a Commodore ¤4?

778
00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:59,625
My cellphone has more memory
than that piece of shit.

779
00:47:59,793 --> 00:48:01,252
- What?
- Huh!

780
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:03,337
- Whoa. You okay, man?

781
00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:05,464
- Yes, l am okay.

782
00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:08,050
Hugo is always okay.

783
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:10,052
Fix that shit,

784
00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,637
pack that gear,

785
00:48:11,805 --> 00:48:13,264
hide all those--
- Hugo.

786
00:48:14,516 --> 00:48:16,267
- Don't worry about Hugo.

787
00:48:20,814 --> 00:48:23,274
- All right, let's power this baby up.

788
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:27,278
(clunking and whirring)

789
00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:29,071
Wow.

790
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,073
lt's alive.

791
00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:32,783
What's the song called?

792
00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:35,912
- l Was a Fool.
- You were, baby.

793
00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:39,749
We're rollin'!

794
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,126
(soft music)

795
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:52,511
I was a fool

796
00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:54,972
And I believed

797
00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:57,975
There was nothing

798
00:48:58,143 --> 00:49:01,062
Le¤ for me

799
00:49:01,229 --> 00:49:04,190
Like every fool

800
00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:06,108
I couldn't see

801
00:49:07,569 --> 00:49:10,196
The wondrous beauty

802
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,990
For the beast

803
00:49:13,158 --> 00:49:20,665
I was a fool

804
00:49:20,832 --> 00:49:24,293
And I believed

805
00:49:24,461 --> 00:49:27,797
Τhere was no one

806
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,508
Τhere for me

807
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:32,802
I guess that it's true

808
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:36,389
Τhere cannot be

809
00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:38,766
One as blind

810
00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:41,602
As one will not see

811
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:51,195
I was a fool

812
00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:53,781
And I believed

813
00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:57,994
Τhe reason stars

814
00:49:58,161 --> 00:50:01,330
Come out at night

815
00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:03,541
Τhe reason birds

816
00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:06,502
Fly in the sky

817
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:09,839
Is the reason you

818
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,508
And the reason I

819
00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:14,343
Can dream

820
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,516
I dream

821
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:23,352
- So how long has she been
a bloodsucker?

822
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,146
- Uh... what?

823
00:50:25,313 --> 00:50:28,482
- You know, a kind of Nosferatu...

824
00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:30,526
A vampire, dillweed.

825
00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:32,153
How long?

826
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,529
- How did you, um...?

827
00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:35,156
- l've been around, son.

828
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,367
- About a week.

829
00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:41,912
- You sleeping with one eye open?
- lt's not like that.

830
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:45,249
- Dude, let me tell you
what l've learned

831
00:50:45,417 --> 00:50:47,376
in my many, many travels:

832
00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:49,086
always use a condom,

833
00:50:49,254 --> 00:50:51,797
and never trust a goddamn vampire.

834
00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:54,633
- Yeah, it's actually been going
really good for me.

835
00:50:54,801 --> 00:50:56,969
The audiences are responding,
for a change.

836
00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:59,805
- They don't give a shit
about your band.

837
00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:02,058
They're there for the freak show.

838
00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:04,977
You got a vampire onstage,
you idiot.

839
00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:07,146
This'll end bad for you.

840
00:51:07,314 --> 00:51:08,898
Τhe reason stars

841
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,233
Come out at night

842
00:51:11,401 --> 00:51:13,819
Τhe reason birds

843
00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:16,030
Fly in the sky

844
00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:17,823
Is the reason...

845
00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:19,283
(Tyler whispering): Come on.
- No.

846
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:22,411
Do you have any idea
how much shit l'd get in?

847
00:51:22,579 --> 00:51:25,247
- Who's gonna know?
- Tyler!

848
00:51:25,415 --> 00:51:27,249
- l always share with you.

849
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:29,043
- This is a little different.

850
00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:34,048
- When do l ask you for an¤hing?
- Pfft.

851
00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:37,927
- Please?
- Pfft...

852
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,304
- Look, it's just till New York.

853
00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:42,389
- What happens in New York?

854
00:51:42,557 --> 00:51:44,016
- CMJ.

855
00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:45,392
- So?

856
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,479
- So l got a showcase gig
with a lot of industry insiders,

857
00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:51,190
and A&R guys.
Jeff set this whole thing up.

858
00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:55,903
- First of all, Jeff is a weasel.

859
00:51:56,071 --> 00:52:00,407
And, dude, being famous
ain't all it's cracked up to be.

860
00:52:00,575 --> 00:52:03,786
Can't go to a movie,
can't go to a bar,

861
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:06,247
cops arrest you,
ask for your autograph.

862
00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:07,456
lt's bullshit.

863
00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:11,293
- lt's not about being famous.
- Then what's it about?

864
00:52:14,339 --> 00:52:15,714
- l don't know.

865
00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:17,383
- You don't know,

866
00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:20,219
but you're ready to go to hell for it.

867
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:23,556
- This tour's my last chance.
l'm not giving up.

868
00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:26,809
- You don't have to give up.
Just kick the vampire out of the band.

869
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,811
- Yeah, but she's helping us,
not hurting us.

870
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,313
- Maybe it ain't worth it.

871
00:52:33,316 --> 00:52:36,110
- Well, what do you want me to say?
You know? That l'm a hack?

872
00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:38,279
That without my vampire,
no one would give a shit?

873
00:52:38,446 --> 00:52:41,448
Fine. l'm a hack. You know?
Βut this hack has a hot band right now.

874
00:52:41,616 --> 00:52:43,826
Remember what that felt like?
l know it's been a while,

875
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:45,995
but it feels a lot better
than dismal failure.

876
00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:50,583
(sighing)
- You're not a hack.

877
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,585
- Thanks.

878
00:52:52,752 --> 00:52:55,671
- You're a poser, wanker, dick.

879
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:59,466
Now take your vampire and go.

880
00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:01,427
- What, you're kicking me out?

881
00:53:03,221 --> 00:53:05,848
- You got your song.
Studio's closed.

882
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,226
- Thanks.

883
00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:10,644
- Forever.

884
00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:14,231
- All right.

885
00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:21,238
(up-tempo rock music)

886
00:53:28,413 --> 00:53:29,622
- What?

887
00:53:29,789 --> 00:53:31,540
- You look different.
- Oh, yeah?

888
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:36,045
When are you noticing what l look like?
Maybe l'm just tired.

889
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:42,468
- Yeah, maybe you need to recha¤e.
Want a sandwich?

890
00:53:42,636 --> 00:53:45,262
- No, no, no. l'm not hungry.

891
00:53:47,432 --> 00:53:50,267
- When was the last time you ate?
- What are you, my mom?

892
00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:55,356
- Feed!

893
00:53:55,523 --> 00:53:57,566
- Ah!
- What?

894
00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,068
- Nothing.

895
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:05,866
(Joey): Ah!

896
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:07,660
- What?

897
00:54:07,827 --> 00:54:09,286
- Nothing.

898
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:13,290
(music)

899
00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:15,626
Oh...

900
00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:19,338
Ηere it comes

901
00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:22,341
Ηere comes the night

902
00:54:23,885 --> 00:54:27,346
Yeah here comes the night

903
00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,058
Oh yeah

904
00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:38,357
- You're so beautiful!

905
00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,150
- Thanks. Εxcuse me.

906
00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:42,653
- Wait...

907
00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:49,326
l have magic pills! Take them.

908
00:54:49,494 --> 00:54:51,412
- lt's okay. lt's really not my thing.

909
00:54:51,579 --> 00:54:52,871
- Please!

910
00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:55,249
These are my eyes!

911
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:57,918
Yeah here comes...

912
00:54:58,086 --> 00:55:00,379
(sighing)
- Okay.

913
00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:04,383
Now get outta here
before l bite your face off.

914
00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:06,969
- So beautiful!

915
00:55:13,226 --> 00:55:15,269
You're so beautiful!

916
00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:19,273
There they go
Funny how they look so good together

917
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:22,484
Wonder what is wrong with me
(trippy guy whimpering)

918
00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:26,071
- You look pale.

919
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,408
(scoffing)
- No, it's... l'm ne¤ous. That's all.

920
00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:31,368
- You're ne¤ous.
- Mm-hmm.

921
00:55:31,536 --> 00:55:33,871
- And ne¤ous makes you pale?

922
00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:35,372
- Yeah.
- l see.

923
00:55:35,540 --> 00:55:38,375
- Uh, Joey, Jeff is here.

924
00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:40,919
- What? Where?
- ln the club.

925
00:55:41,087 --> 00:55:44,548
Susan is here also, l think.
l think they might be here together.

926
00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:47,051
(chuckling)
- Βullshit.

927
00:55:48,219 --> 00:55:51,347
- Yes, l'm Hugo the liar.
This is what l do with my time.

928
00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:53,891
Βecause l don't have enough shit
to do around here,

929
00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:56,352
with the gear
and the car that never works...

930
00:55:56,519 --> 00:55:59,104
- All right. All right!
- ... and the bodies!

931
00:55:59,272 --> 00:56:01,190
(sighing)

932
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:02,900
- l just had some cow.

933
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:04,735
Speaking of which, Susan's here.

934
00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:07,488
- Yeah, l heard.

935
00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:09,990
- Hugo, do you have a pick?

936
00:56:10,158 --> 00:56:12,951
- l gave it to you already.
- Hmm.

937
00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:25,964
- Hey, guys.

938
00:56:26,132 --> 00:56:28,550
- Hey, Joey! How's it goin'?

939
00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:31,303
- Super. You guys
just in the neighbourhood, or...?

940
00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:33,639
- We're not sleeping together,
if that's what you mean.

941
00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:36,850
- No, that's not what l meant,
but wow.

942
00:56:37,018 --> 00:56:39,561
- Yeah, we're just buds.

943
00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:41,105
- Terrific.

944
00:56:41,272 --> 00:56:43,732
- Oh, bullshit. We're all grownups here.
- Yeah, we are.

945
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:47,319
- l'm glad you feel that way about it,
Joey, 'cause guess what.

946
00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:49,113
- What?
- l got you a one-hour inte¤iew

947
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,615
on the Rockin' Roger show
tomorrow morning.

948
00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:55,119
- Oh, yeah?
- You guys are blowin' up, man.

949
00:56:55,286 --> 00:56:56,912
- And you're sleeping with Susan.

950
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,832
- Not if that bothers you.
- Yeah, it really does.

951
00:56:59,999 --> 00:57:02,668
- Okay, we're done.

952
00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:04,086
- What?!

953
00:57:06,047 --> 00:57:08,132
Well, screw you!

954
00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:12,094
- Not anymore, man!

955
00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:15,514
See, all your dreams are coming true.
- Yeah.

956
00:57:20,145 --> 00:57:22,688
- So it's really nice
to be back here in...

957
00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:25,357
(in Dracula voice): ... Pennsylvania!
(Jennifer giggling)

958
00:57:27,902 --> 00:57:29,319
- You okay?

959
00:57:29,487 --> 00:57:30,904
- Yeah, l... got a headache.

960
00:57:31,072 --> 00:57:33,449
Jeff got us on Rockin' Roger
tomorrow morning.

961
00:57:33,616 --> 00:57:35,409
- Amazing!

962
00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:38,287
- Hugo, do we have, uh, any aspirin?

963
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:39,621
- We are out.

964
00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:42,207
l have been in much pain.

965
00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:45,043
- ¤reat. Hugo...

966
00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:48,046
... what do you call this?

967
00:57:48,214 --> 00:57:50,716
- Wait!
- What?

968
00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:52,509
- Nothing!

969
00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:54,470
- You are listening to KC¤S,

970
00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:56,972
and if it's good,
it must be Rockin' Roger...

971
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:58,474
(demonic voice): ... on the radio.

972
00:57:58,641 --> 00:58:00,142
(hard rock music)

973
00:58:09,694 --> 00:58:14,740
It's really nice
To hear your voice again

974
00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:16,825
It's really nice

975
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,494
To hear you breathe

976
00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:26,168
I can't take it for another minute

977
00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:30,589
When you're down on your knees

978
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:36,845
This is your brain

979
00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:40,807
This is your brain on drugs

980
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:51,360
(snarling)

981
00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:59,535
It's really nice of you
Τo fuck me over

982
00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:03,205
It's really nice of you to leave

983
00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:07,918
I can't take it

984
00:59:08,086 --> 00:59:10,254
With a spoon of sugar

985
00:59:10,421 --> 00:59:14,132
When you're down on your knees

986
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:16,134
Yeah

987
00:59:16,302 --> 00:59:21,306
This is your brain

988
00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:24,935
This is your brain on drugs

989
00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:33,777
- You treacherous bitch.

990
00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:36,321
- Whoa, take it down a couple notches.
- And you,

991
00:59:36,489 --> 00:59:37,823
you take Sam down with you?

992
00:59:37,991 --> 00:59:39,074
- Sam's a big boy.

993
00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:41,201
- l don't need people
making my decisions.

994
00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:43,120
- Yeah, you do!
You're a drummer!

995
00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:45,372
- lt was a mistake.
- Mistake!

996
00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:47,249
You broke rule number one!

997
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:50,210
- Why not me? Why not Hugo?

998
00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:51,587
- Can you undo it?

999
00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:53,505
- No.

1000
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:55,549
- That's great.
That's just perfect.

1001
00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:58,844
How come they're not sick in the sun?

1002
00:59:59,012 --> 01:00:00,429
- We didn't feed.

1003
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,764
- Feed? Feed?!

1004
01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:04,891
- l'm sorry.
- Look, cow blood, Joey.

1005
01:00:05,059 --> 01:00:07,477
l swear, man, that's all l'm after.

1006
01:00:07,645 --> 01:00:09,479
- Shut up.
- Say what you want,

1007
01:00:09,647 --> 01:00:11,815
the audience dug the vampire shit.

1008
01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:14,568
- Totally.
- That's great. Totally.

1009
01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:16,153
(pounding on door)

1010
01:00:16,321 --> 01:00:19,156
- No! There's something bad
on the other side of that door.

1011
01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:22,451
- No! All the bad's in here with me.

1012
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,870
- Let's go now.
(hissing)

1013
01:00:27,832 --> 01:00:29,833
(Joey coughing)
(crashing)

1014
01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,085
- What the hell?

1015
01:00:32,253 --> 01:00:33,795
(safari chase music)
(Joey gasping)

1016
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:36,923
- Where's the rest of the band?
- They just left.

1017
01:00:37,091 --> 01:00:38,258
- Listen, you little punk,

1018
01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:41,094
you tell your friends
that l'm on to them.

1019
01:00:41,262 --> 01:00:44,014
You tell them
that Εddie is coming after them.

1020
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:45,724
- Sure thing, Εddie. ¤ot it.

1021
01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,809
- Εddie. Εddie!

1022
01:00:53,358 --> 01:00:56,234
- Thanks for nothing, Hugo.
- He was scary!

1023
01:00:56,402 --> 01:00:58,862
- You're supposed to watch the door!

1024
01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:01,990
- l know.
l'm supposed to do eve¤hing!

1025
01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:05,077
- This is Rockin' Roger
on the Rockin' Roger Morning Show

1026
01:01:05,244 --> 01:01:07,663
and l am sitting here
with... The Winners!

1027
01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:10,457
Now what kind of name is that anyway?

1028
01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:14,169
- Uh, it's, uh, ironic.
- Whoa! Βig word!

1029
01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:17,464
Pace yourself, Εinstein.
Try to breathe.

1030
01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:19,716
Now you all have been around
for a while,

1031
01:01:19,884 --> 01:01:23,261
and l've heard there's quite a bit
of hype around your show tonight

1032
01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:25,889
at the festival!
- Uh, yes, we're very excited about it.

1033
01:01:26,057 --> 01:01:29,267
- Oh, l can tell!
lt's coming off you in waves!

1034
01:01:29,435 --> 01:01:31,603
No, l've been lookin' at you
and thinking to myself:

1035
01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:35,399
Rockin' Roger,
this group looks neat!

1036
01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:38,235
That's the word l'd use.
You look neat.

1037
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,070
For all you people
out there in radio land,

1038
01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:42,739
this band is the real deal!

1039
01:01:42,907 --> 01:01:47,994
They've got that whole
sex-drugs-and-rock 'n' roll look down!

1040
01:01:48,162 --> 01:01:50,163
Son... are you wearing pancake,

1041
01:01:50,331 --> 01:01:52,749
or are you actually that pale?

1042
01:01:52,917 --> 01:01:55,460
(whispering): He looks like a statue.

1043
01:01:55,628 --> 01:01:59,881
- What?
- Wow! All that and brains too, huh?

1044
01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:02,175
You just released a single.
What is it?

1045
01:02:02,343 --> 01:02:06,096
- lt's called Suck.
- l've heard it. lt does.

1046
01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:09,808
Oh! Rockin' Roger on the radio
comin' right to you live!

1047
01:02:09,976 --> 01:02:13,520
- Did you just say our song sucked
on the radio?

1048
01:02:13,688 --> 01:02:16,064
- No! l said it on television!

1049
01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:17,899
We've hidden the cameras.

1050
01:02:18,067 --> 01:02:19,151
- What cameras?

1051
01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:23,071
- Kids, you all have to lay off
the drugs, okay?

1052
01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:25,157
This is not rocket science,

1053
01:02:25,324 --> 01:02:27,868
what we're doing here.
They're only questions.

1054
01:02:28,035 --> 01:02:29,453
And like my momma used to say,

1055
01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:31,997
it's only rock 'n' roll,

1056
01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:34,166
but l like it!

1057
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:37,085
- Say it again.
- Say what?

1058
01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:41,047
- Hey, be cool.
- No, no. Do something you're good at,

1059
01:02:41,215 --> 01:02:44,718
like sucking! Oh!
¤otcha two times, Rockin' Roger!

1060
01:02:44,886 --> 01:02:47,387
And what's up
with the makeup anyway?

1061
01:02:47,555 --> 01:02:51,016
- We're not wearing makeup, asshole.
(demonic voice): We're vampires.

1062
01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:52,893
(rock music)
(snarling)

1063
01:02:54,228 --> 01:02:55,771
(screaming)

1064
01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:04,529
- You assholes! You ate the only guy
playing our reco¤!

1065
01:03:04,697 --> 01:03:06,323
(rock music)

1066
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:19,586
(music fading)
- That was amazing.

1067
01:03:20,713 --> 01:03:23,757
- What?
- That was hilarious!

1068
01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:26,426
Εvery rock station in the country
has picked up the single.

1069
01:03:26,594 --> 01:03:28,970
Εvery label in the country
is coming to the show.

1070
01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:30,055
- Really?

1071
01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:31,598
- Jeff--
- You're gonna be famous.

1072
01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:34,392
This is, like, the most famous
radio stunt since Orson Welles!

1073
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:36,186
- Jeff, it wasn't a stunt, okay?

1074
01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:42,150
- Who cares, man? lt doesn't matter.
We're still gonna be rich!

1075
01:03:42,318 --> 01:03:44,528
Hugo, would you please check
the website?

1076
01:03:48,032 --> 01:03:49,491
- We did get some hits.

1077
01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:51,785
- We got some hits.
How many hits did we get, Hugo?

1078
01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:54,704
- 1 ,¤04,000.

1079
01:03:54,872 --> 01:03:57,541
- Yes!! 1 ,¤04,000!

1080
01:03:57,708 --> 01:03:59,709
- Jeff...

1081
01:03:59,877 --> 01:04:03,505
they killed Rockin' Roger on air!
We're all going to jail.

1082
01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:06,341
- Hey, Joey, why don't you let me
worry about that, okay?

1083
01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:08,802
Why don't you guys
just get ready to rock?

1084
01:04:10,429 --> 01:04:11,763
(cellphone ringing)
Oh, shit.

1085
01:04:11,931 --> 01:04:13,807
(ringing)
l gotta take this, but, hey,

1086
01:04:13,975 --> 01:04:15,934
if anyone asks you
what happened to Rockin' Roger,

1087
01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:18,478
just tell them we cannot comment
at this time. All right?

1088
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:21,815
We'll just keep it rollin' that way.
This is all good, so good. Okay.

1089
01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:23,400
¤o¤i¤hi¤a. Uh-huh?

1090
01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:26,069
- Did he just say
we're gonna be famous?

1091
01:04:26,237 --> 01:04:29,197
- Yes.
- l gotta go call my mom.

1092
01:04:32,618 --> 01:04:34,286
(rock music)

1093
01:04:34,453 --> 01:04:45,463
You raised a vampire

1094
01:04:45,631 --> 01:04:47,090
¤h uh oh

1095
01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:51,469
You raised a vampire

1096
01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:53,471
¤h uh oh

1097
01:04:53,639 --> 01:04:54,890
(music)

1098
01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:58,643
- What's with the flashlight?

1099
01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:02,647
- Uh... l don't like talking about it.

1100
01:05:06,485 --> 01:05:08,945
l'm afraid of the dark.

1101
01:05:09,113 --> 01:05:12,741
- Cool. l'm afraid of confined spaces
and water fountains.

1102
01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:14,576
- Yeah.

1103
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:17,120
Um... will you let me in?

1104
01:05:17,288 --> 01:05:19,331
- Yeah. Yeah, sure. ¤o ahead.

1105
01:05:19,498 --> 01:05:20,707
- All right. ¤reat.

1106
01:05:22,668 --> 01:05:25,128
Nice talking to you.
- Yeah.

1107
01:05:25,296 --> 01:05:27,547
lt's very confined in there.
- All right.

1108
01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:28,673
- Yeah.

1109
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:33,970
- How much time?

1110
01:05:34,138 --> 01:05:35,847
- Five minutes.

1111
01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:40,644
- You can't go on like that.

1112
01:05:40,811 --> 01:05:43,188
- You. l know what you are.

1113
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:44,814
You're a goddamn vampire!

1114
01:05:44,982 --> 01:05:47,233
- You say that like it's a bad thing.

1115
01:05:47,401 --> 01:05:50,362
- You did this.
All this is because of you.

1116
01:05:50,529 --> 01:05:51,780
- l did nothing.

1117
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,490
l was working the bar that night.

1118
01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:56,368
You're the one that let your girlfriend
go home with a vampire.

1119
01:05:56,535 --> 01:05:57,702
- She's my ex-girlfriend, okay?

1120
01:05:57,870 --> 01:06:00,413
- l can read your mind, remember?

1121
01:06:00,581 --> 01:06:03,375
- Piss off.
- What are you so angry about?

1122
01:06:03,542 --> 01:06:06,086
You got your industry inside
showcase gig.

1123
01:06:06,253 --> 01:06:09,547
You seem to be the only one
that's not en¤oying it.

1124
01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:11,549
- Well, it's complicated.

1125
01:06:11,717 --> 01:06:14,844
- Hey, all you have to do
is live your dream.

1126
01:06:15,012 --> 01:06:17,555
¤o rock 'n' roll, go kick some ass.

1127
01:06:17,723 --> 01:06:19,474
- l will. l'm just, uh--
- Scared.

1128
01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:22,686
- Yeah. l'm scared, all right?!
You happy?

1129
01:06:22,853 --> 01:06:25,897
- l am not happy. l am vampire.

1130
01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:28,900
l'm only happy when something dies.

1131
01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:31,319
- ls that supposed
to make me feel better?

1132
01:06:31,487 --> 01:06:35,615
- Look, the band goes on
with you or without you, Joey.

1133
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,325
Vampires are ultimately cool.

1134
01:06:37,493 --> 01:06:40,328
- lt's my band!
- lt ¤a¤ your band.

1135
01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:42,998
Now you have to make a decision.

1136
01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:47,502
You can take that road to obscurity,
or you can join us...

1137
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:51,089
and never be afraid
of an¤hing else ever again.

1138
01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:53,258
(down-tempo rock music)

1139
01:07:02,143 --> 01:07:03,643
- l wanna join the band.

1140
01:07:03,811 --> 01:07:05,562
- Uh...

1141
01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:07,230
it's your band.

1142
01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:08,565
- No.

1143
01:07:10,526 --> 01:07:11,818
l wanna join the band.

1144
01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,528
- What?

1145
01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:15,196
No.
- Just do it.

1146
01:07:15,364 --> 01:07:17,907
- No, l won't. No!
- Do it! l need it.

1147
01:07:18,075 --> 01:07:20,493
- You don't know what you're asking.
- l'm asking you to help me.

1148
01:07:20,661 --> 01:07:22,912
- l don't want you to do it.

1149
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,457
- Yeah, you do.

1150
01:07:34,508 --> 01:07:36,593
- l'm sorry.

1151
01:07:55,237 --> 01:07:56,946
Oh she's a nightmare

1152
01:07:57,907 --> 01:07:59,741
You know a devil may care

1153
01:08:01,827 --> 01:08:05,955
She's a nowhere
I wanna be infidelity

1154
01:08:06,123 --> 01:08:07,540
Τaste that bite

1155
01:08:07,708 --> 01:08:09,793
The girl's all right
She sucks

1156
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:19,302
All... night

1157
01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:23,556
Looks in the mirror
She's outta sight all right

1158
01:08:25,684 --> 01:08:26,976
Ah

1159
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:31,106
She's a bad girl

1160
01:08:32,691 --> 01:08:35,068
She's a bad bad girl
- Oh, my ¤od.

1161
01:08:35,236 --> 01:08:37,362
She's a whole world

1162
01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:39,531
Onto herself
Bad for your health

1163
01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:42,033
Τaste that bite
The girl's all right

1164
01:08:42,201 --> 01:08:43,660
- Hey, get that guy!

1165
01:08:43,828 --> 01:08:47,038
He's selling drugs!
All night

1166
01:08:47,206 --> 01:08:48,373
- What?
All night

1167
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:51,376
Hey! Come on, man!
You don't understand!

1168
01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:53,753
All night
Wait a minute!

1169
01:08:53,921 --> 01:08:58,007
Looks in the mirror
She's outta sight all right

1170
01:09:12,731 --> 01:09:14,899
(wild cheering and screaming)

1171
01:09:15,067 --> 01:09:16,651
(demonic voices): We rocked.
- Yeah.

1172
01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,778
- Yeah. Felt good, didn't it, Joey?

1173
01:09:18,946 --> 01:09:21,239
(normal voice): Yeah, it felt pretty...

1174
01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:23,950
(gnawing and sucking)

1175
01:09:27,204 --> 01:09:29,038
- You okay?

1176
01:09:29,206 --> 01:09:31,040
- Try some groupie!

1177
01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:33,585
- l need some air.

1178
01:09:33,752 --> 01:09:35,336
- You just need to feed. Trust me.

1179
01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:38,423
- Εxcuse me one second.
(woman moaning)

1180
01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:40,133
- Joey...

1181
01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:48,516
- That was quite the pe¤ormance.
- Hey, man.

1182
01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:53,021
You should've told me you were coming.
l would've put you on the list,

1183
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:54,939
or something.
- Yeah, right.

1184
01:09:55,107 --> 01:09:57,400
So... how does it feel?

1185
01:09:57,568 --> 01:10:01,154
- Feels good, yeah.
Jeff says we're gonna be huge.

1186
01:10:01,322 --> 01:10:03,781
- Hmm...
- No one likes a judge.

1187
01:10:03,949 --> 01:10:05,783
- Hey, l didn't say an¤hing.

1188
01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:09,704
Just wanted to see
what all the fuss was about.

1189
01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:10,872
- Yeah, well, good.

1190
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,124
Now you saw.
- Are you okay?

1191
01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:14,626
(demonic voice): Don't touch me!

1192
01:10:14,793 --> 01:10:17,086
- Whoa, take it easy.

1193
01:10:17,254 --> 01:10:19,756
(normal voice):
l'm sorry, man. l'm sorry.

1194
01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:22,550
l'm... l'm not feeling good,
you know?

1195
01:10:22,718 --> 01:10:25,428
- Yeah, you're a big rock star
with a big problem now.

1196
01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:27,847
How clich¤.
- You should just leave me alone.

1197
01:10:28,015 --> 01:10:30,808
- l told you this would happen.
You wouldn't listen.

1198
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:35,480
- Just go.
- Or what, vampire boy?

1199
01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,190
You gonna eat--
- Leave me alone!

1200
01:10:41,737 --> 01:10:43,529
- Wanker.

1201
01:10:46,367 --> 01:10:47,825
- Ah, sh...

1202
01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:49,494
Ah, shit!

1203
01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:51,621
l'm sorry.

1204
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,122
Sorry. l'm sorry.

1205
01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:55,124
l'm sorry.

1206
01:10:55,292 --> 01:10:57,752
(panting, then snarling)

1207
01:11:00,589 --> 01:11:03,424
- Hey, great show, guys.

1208
01:11:03,592 --> 01:11:05,802
Hey, where's, uh, where's Joey?

1209
01:11:05,970 --> 01:11:09,222
Oh, hey, you're still with us.
How's it going?

1210
01:11:10,391 --> 01:11:12,183
Hey. l'm Jeff.
l manage the band.

1211
01:11:18,065 --> 01:11:19,732
- Looks like someone's been drinking!

1212
01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:21,693
- l killed Victor.

1213
01:11:21,860 --> 01:11:23,528
- You did what?!

1214
01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:27,323
- l didn't mean to. lt just happened.
- lt was an accident.

1215
01:11:27,491 --> 01:11:29,409
What happens on the road
stays on the road.

1216
01:11:29,576 --> 01:11:30,994
- l killed him.

1217
01:11:31,161 --> 01:11:32,912
- lt's okay, it's not your fault.

1218
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,248
- How am l gonna look at myself
in the mirror again?

1219
01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:39,377
- You can't. You're a vampire.
- Yeah, you just gotta suck it up.

1220
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:45,341
- Hey... l understand.
You're feeling blue about eating a dude.

1221
01:11:45,509 --> 01:11:49,137
Βut it's no reason
to ruin everybody's night, Joey.

1222
01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:51,014
(Tyler): Je¤s right.
We're vampires. Shit happens.

1223
01:11:51,181 --> 01:11:54,600
(Sam): You'll get used to it.
(Jen): l'm sorry, l tried to warn you.

1224
01:11:54,768 --> 01:11:58,062
(Je¤: Look at it on the bright side.
You're gonna be a star.

1225
01:11:58,230 --> 01:11:59,564
And if you want,

1226
01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:02,942
you can dedicate the album
to the memory of Victor and,

1227
01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,778
as l understand it,
rock 'n' roll never dies.

1228
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,158
Oh. Yeah.

1229
01:12:11,744 --> 01:12:13,536
You might wanna stand back
a little bit.

1230
01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:16,581
Swear to ¤od,
l know her from somewhere.

1231
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:18,916
(sawing)

1232
01:12:19,084 --> 01:12:23,963
Ηere comes success

1233
01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:28,593
Over my hill

1234
01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:30,386
Ηere comes success

1235
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,265
Ηere comes success
Well here comes my car...

1236
01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:37,894
- Don't sit there and be mad.
- l'm not mad.

1237
01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:42,732
l don't care anymore.
- So l killed a friend of the family.

1238
01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:45,026
Βig deal. l'm an addict.

1239
01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:47,612
You gonna make me feel guilty
about it all night?

1240
01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:49,530
- Okay, Jen, we need to talk, okay?

1241
01:12:49,698 --> 01:12:52,241
- Oh, it sounds heavy.

1242
01:12:52,409 --> 01:12:53,701
- lt's kinda heavy.

1243
01:12:53,869 --> 01:12:56,704
What if l told you
it didn't have to be like this?

1244
01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:58,414
- Like what?

1245
01:13:00,292 --> 01:13:02,460
- What if l told you
we could be human again?

1246
01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:05,088
- Don't start with that shit.
We can't. We're dead!

1247
01:13:05,255 --> 01:13:07,548
(hissing)

1248
01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:09,634
- Jen, be cool.

1249
01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:11,427
This is Εddie Van Helsing.
He's a doctor.

1250
01:13:11,595 --> 01:13:13,679
- Are you crazy?
He's a vampire hunter!

1251
01:13:13,847 --> 01:13:15,473
- Would you just hear him out?

1252
01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:18,810
- l can make you human again.

1253
01:13:18,977 --> 01:13:20,395
- You kill vampires.

1254
01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:24,690
- Well... l'm offering them
the same choice as l'm offering you.

1255
01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:28,152
The one who made you,

1256
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:29,487
the queen vampire?

1257
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:32,698
lt's his evil
that runs through your veins.

1258
01:13:32,866 --> 01:13:37,120
When he dies,
so, too, his evil virus dies within him.

1259
01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:39,330
- No, he's too powerful.

1260
01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,750
- Oh, don't worry.
l can kill him.

1261
01:13:42,918 --> 01:13:47,046
l just need you to distract him
until the dawn breaks.

1262
01:13:48,715 --> 01:13:50,967
- You're so bumming me out right now.

1263
01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:55,638
- Jen... there's a reason
we can't see our reflections.

1264
01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:58,433
Okay? We're turning
into monsters.

1265
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,018
- ls that what you see
when you look at me?

1266
01:14:01,186 --> 01:14:02,520
A monster?
- No.

1267
01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:05,022
Βut l don't see you anymore.

1268
01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:09,360
- lf we're gonna do this...

1269
01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:13,364
... l want a commitment.

1270
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:17,034
l want things to be different.

1271
01:14:17,202 --> 01:14:20,455
- l will put us first,
before eve¤hing else from now on.

1272
01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:21,747
l promise.

1273
01:14:21,915 --> 01:14:24,292
- ¤arbage?
- l'll take it out.

1274
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,918
- Toilet seat?
- Down.

1275
01:14:26,086 --> 01:14:28,087
- Sex?

1276
01:14:29,548 --> 01:14:32,842
- From now on,
you come first... in eve¤hing.

1277
01:14:35,804 --> 01:14:38,389
- Okay, let's kill the fucker.

1278
01:14:38,557 --> 01:14:41,642
Please allow me to introduce myself

1279
01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:43,436
I'm a man

1280
01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,730
Of wealth and taste

1281
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:50,485
I've been around for a long long year

1282
01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:52,195
Stole many a man's

1283
01:14:52,362 --> 01:14:54,447
Soul and faith...

1284
01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:57,992
- l don't know about this.
- Listen, we have no choice, okay?

1285
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:00,912
Εither way, we're dead.
- We always have a choice.

1286
01:15:01,079 --> 01:15:04,916
- Maybe seeing as l've no power,
l could wait in the car?

1287
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:06,501
- l started this.

1288
01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:08,127
l'm finishing it.

1289
01:15:12,633 --> 01:15:13,925
(eerie music)

1290
01:15:18,555 --> 01:15:20,640
- What the hell are you guys doing?

1291
01:15:20,807 --> 01:15:22,683
The sun will be up soon.

1292
01:15:22,851 --> 01:15:25,436
- Hey, uh... well...

1293
01:15:25,604 --> 01:15:27,605
we took this from a homeless guy.

1294
01:15:29,691 --> 01:15:31,317
- And... filled it with his blood.

1295
01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:32,944
Do you want a drink?

1296
01:15:34,279 --> 01:15:35,696
- Come in.

1297
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,454
(creaking)

1298
01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:45,289
(door slamming)

1299
01:15:45,457 --> 01:15:46,666
- This is good.

1300
01:15:46,833 --> 01:15:50,294
Was he ltalian?
- He didn't scream with an accent.

1301
01:15:50,462 --> 01:15:51,879
(laughing ne¤ously)

1302
01:15:52,047 --> 01:15:54,340
- You guys cool?

1303
01:15:54,466 --> 01:15:55,758
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1304
01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:57,301
- Oh, yeah.

1305
01:15:58,679 --> 01:16:00,721
- How's the new record coming?

1306
01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:03,432
- Uh, good. ¤ood.

1307
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,351
Well, it's, uh...
Tyler ate the engineer.

1308
01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:06,978
- He was a dick.

1309
01:16:07,145 --> 01:16:09,272
- What brings you around here?

1310
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:12,775
- We were just in
the neighbourhood and, uh...

1311
01:16:12,943 --> 01:16:15,987
we noticed how early it was getting.
We were hoping--

1312
01:16:16,154 --> 01:16:17,697
- You need a place to crash?

1313
01:16:17,864 --> 01:16:19,824
- lf it's no trouble.

1314
01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:22,577
- ¤i c¤s¤¤ su c¤s¤.

1315
01:16:22,744 --> 01:16:24,745
- Oh, thanks.
- Really nice of you.

1316
01:16:24,913 --> 01:16:26,998
- l don't know Spanish.
- Nice place.

1317
01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:29,542
- Hey, you wanna hear a cool song?

1318
01:16:30,752 --> 01:16:32,295
- Sure.
- Okay.

1319
01:16:32,462 --> 01:16:35,590
- l wrote it, like, uh... 1 00 years ago,

1320
01:16:35,757 --> 01:16:38,968
and l just figured out the middle eight.

1321
01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:41,137
(discordant, out-of-tune ri¤

1322
01:16:53,817 --> 01:16:56,319
You guys are acting funny.

1323
01:16:56,486 --> 01:16:58,029
l'm sensing something.

1324
01:16:58,196 --> 01:17:01,490
- No, just listening to the music.
- No.

1325
01:17:01,658 --> 01:17:02,908
- lt's a great song.
- lt's good.

1326
01:17:03,076 --> 01:17:04,368
- Yeah. 1 00 years ago?

1327
01:17:04,536 --> 01:17:07,204
That's way ahead of its time.
- Holds up.

1328
01:17:07,372 --> 01:17:08,497
- l have to make a pee.

1329
01:17:08,665 --> 01:17:10,833
(snarling softly)

1330
01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:12,501
- ¤ood for you.

1331
01:17:17,132 --> 01:17:20,092
What's wrong with him?
- He's not feeling well.

1332
01:17:20,260 --> 01:17:22,595
- We're all going to die.
- Hugo...

1333
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,974
- Let him speak.
(Joey gasping)

1334
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:30,853
- l'm... sorry.
Too scared. Can't speak.

1335
01:17:31,021 --> 01:17:34,190
(gasping)
- What's he got to be scared about?

1336
01:17:36,735 --> 01:17:38,402
What's going on?

1337
01:17:38,570 --> 01:17:40,529
(croaking): He's French-Canadian.

1338
01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:43,491
- That's for giving me a dirty needle.

1339
01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:47,620
(singsong): You missed my heart!

1340
01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:50,748
(grunting)

1341
01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:53,876
- No--
(roaring)

1342
01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:58,214
- l'm on your team.

1343
01:18:03,178 --> 01:18:06,180
- This is how you repay me?

1344
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:08,432
l gave you... immortality.

1345
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,435
l gave you a record deal!

1346
01:18:13,814 --> 01:18:15,606
- You killed our drummer!

1347
01:18:15,774 --> 01:18:17,650
- Drummers die. Βut you...

1348
01:18:17,818 --> 01:18:20,945
Did you really think
you could kill me?

1349
01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:22,863
You're a joke,

1350
01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:25,616
a mere distraction.

1351
01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:27,743
- That's how we were supposed to be,
asshole.

1352
01:18:27,911 --> 01:18:29,954
- lt's over.

1353
01:18:31,206 --> 01:18:33,207
- Van Helsing.

1354
01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:35,543
- You killed her.
- Who?

1355
01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:38,462
l kill a lot of people.

1356
01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:39,755
- You killed...

1357
01:18:41,591 --> 01:18:43,551
... the most beautiful thing

1358
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:45,720
in the whole world.

1359
01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:47,888
- Did l?

1360
01:18:48,056 --> 01:18:49,682
One thing's for sure:

1361
01:18:49,850 --> 01:18:51,976
l'm going to kill you.

1362
01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:53,352
(thundering)

1363
01:18:56,148 --> 01:18:58,733
- l'm not afraid of evil any longer.

1364
01:19:00,068 --> 01:19:02,153
l will have vengeance.

1365
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:03,738
- No, Εddie...

1366
01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:05,364
you can't.

1367
01:19:05,532 --> 01:19:07,116
l didn't kill her.

1368
01:19:07,284 --> 01:19:08,617
- You're a liar!

1369
01:19:08,785 --> 01:19:10,369
(crossbow firing)
(Hugo screaming)

1370
01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:12,204
- My leg!!!

1371
01:19:12,372 --> 01:19:14,498
You shot Hugo, you bastard!

1372
01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:16,876
- l didn't kill her, Εddie.

1373
01:19:17,043 --> 01:19:18,961
l just...

1374
01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:20,838
freed her from you.

1375
01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:22,840
(crossbow firing)
(Hugo screaming)

1376
01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:24,884
- Oh! Why Hugo?

1377
01:19:25,051 --> 01:19:27,219
- Oh, man, l'm sorry.
l, uh...

1378
01:19:27,387 --> 01:19:28,929
Sorry, man.
- She's alive.

1379
01:19:29,097 --> 01:19:31,766
Well, l guess, technically,
she's dead.

1380
01:19:31,933 --> 01:19:35,561
Βut she's dominating the charts
over in Japan.

1381
01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:39,899
Has been for 30 years.
(crossbow firing)

1382
01:19:40,066 --> 01:19:43,486
(Tyler): ¤oddamn dick!
Don't fire if you can't see!

1383
01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:51,660
- lt's true, Εddie.

1384
01:19:51,828 --> 01:19:53,204
- Danielle?

1385
01:19:53,371 --> 01:19:54,705
(whispering sound)

1386
01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:57,208
You're alive?

1387
01:19:57,375 --> 01:19:58,834
- And you're dead!

1388
01:19:59,002 --> 01:20:00,461
(screaming)

1389
01:20:02,422 --> 01:20:04,048
(Joey playing heavy metal ri¤

1390
01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:05,716
(screaming)

1391
01:20:08,595 --> 01:20:10,262
(hard rock music)

1392
01:20:10,430 --> 01:20:11,639
(¤ueeny roaring)

1393
01:20:17,729 --> 01:20:19,230
(roaring)

1394
01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:25,236
(silence)
(Jen): Ah!

1395
01:20:25,403 --> 01:20:27,696
- Oh, shit!

1396
01:20:27,864 --> 01:20:29,698
(moaning and groaning)

1397
01:20:29,866 --> 01:20:31,492
(screaming)
- Jesus Christ!

1398
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:32,743
(screaming)

1399
01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:34,954
(Jen): What's happening?
- You're returning

1400
01:20:35,121 --> 01:20:38,833
to what you were before,
out-of-work musicians.

1401
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,961
You better hold still.
lt's gonna hurt.

1402
01:20:42,128 --> 01:20:43,546
- Εddie?

1403
01:20:43,713 --> 01:20:45,673
l don't feel good.

1404
01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:51,178
- Oh...

1405
01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:54,640
Oh, yes, you do.

1406
01:20:54,808 --> 01:20:56,684
- Ugh.

1407
01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,060
Jennifer?

1408
01:20:58,228 --> 01:20:59,645
- Yeah.

1409
01:20:59,813 --> 01:21:02,064
- l'm sorry l called you a monster.

1410
01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:03,399
- That's okay.

1411
01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:05,943
- You also called her
a treacherous bitch.

1412
01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:07,570
- Hugo--
- Can we talk about this later?

1413
01:21:07,737 --> 01:21:10,823
- Yeah, yeah. Ah... Jesus Christ!

1414
01:21:10,991 --> 01:21:12,658
(moaning and groaning)

1415
01:21:15,787 --> 01:21:19,164
And it brings back
And it brings back

1416
01:21:19,332 --> 01:21:22,167
Τhose old emotions...

1417
01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:28,966
- Did you have fun?

1418
01:21:29,134 --> 01:21:30,593
- Yeah. Yeah.

1419
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:33,387
Your mother's a very competent
charades player.

1420
01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,556
- Yeah, she sure is.

1421
01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:38,559
- lt's great that we get to see them
so much more often now.

1422
01:21:38,727 --> 01:21:41,312
- Yeah, it is. lt's nice.
Εve¤hing's nice.

1423
01:21:41,479 --> 01:21:42,938
- Do you, uh...

1424
01:21:43,106 --> 01:21:45,149
you ever miss it?

1425
01:21:45,317 --> 01:21:48,903
- l... l don't miss being sick
in the sunlight.

1426
01:21:49,070 --> 01:21:51,488
- No, l meant playing in a band.

1427
01:21:51,656 --> 01:21:53,073
Music?
- Oh.

1428
01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:54,909
Yeah... sometimes.

1429
01:21:57,454 --> 01:22:00,080
- Screw it. We're better off.
- Way better off.

1430
01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:04,084
- You ever look
into those pottery classes?

1431
01:22:04,252 --> 01:22:05,461
(loud bang)

1432
01:22:05,629 --> 01:22:07,296
- What's that?
- ¤ot a flat.

1433
01:22:07,464 --> 01:22:08,839
- A¤h. Pull over.

1434
01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:16,055
(Joey sighing)
- ¤reat.

1435
01:22:27,442 --> 01:22:28,859
- What is it?

1436
01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:31,862
- N-nothing. l just, uh...

1437
01:22:32,030 --> 01:22:33,697
l'll get the jack.

1438
01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:43,457
Oh, shit.

1439
01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:46,293
There's no spare.

1440
01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:47,878
No.

1441
01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:50,506
- Can l be of some assistance?

1442
01:22:50,674 --> 01:22:52,341
(whispering): Nice ou¤its.

1443
01:22:52,509 --> 01:22:54,843
- Hey, we got a flat tire.

1444
01:22:55,011 --> 01:22:57,763
- Yes, l see.
- We don't have a spare.

1445
01:22:57,931 --> 01:23:00,557
Any way you could give us a ride?
- Well, of course.

1446
01:23:00,725 --> 01:23:02,142
- Jen, no.

1447
01:23:04,729 --> 01:23:06,021
- Where's your car?

1448
01:23:06,189 --> 01:23:09,566
- l have other means of transportation.

1449
01:23:09,734 --> 01:23:11,443
- Tell me l'm dreaming.

1450
01:23:11,611 --> 01:23:13,445
- Welcome to my nightmare:

1451
01:23:13,613 --> 01:23:16,365
charades, matching sweaters,
pottery class...

1452
01:23:16,533 --> 01:23:19,827
- No, this is over.
We killed the queen vampire.

1453
01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:23,580
- No. You killed a 300-year-old
vampire named ¤ueeny.

1454
01:23:23,748 --> 01:23:28,544
l'm from a much older breed.
What you kids call "old school."

1455
01:23:28,712 --> 01:23:31,046
- Are you gonna kill us?
- Totally.

1456
01:23:32,632 --> 01:23:34,758
- Just let her go, okay?
- Relax, Romeo.

1457
01:23:34,926 --> 01:23:37,928
l'm just here to set you free, again.

1458
01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:41,181
Hey, let's put the old band
back together.

1459
01:23:41,349 --> 01:23:43,434
- We're gonna need a new drummer.

1460
01:23:43,601 --> 01:23:45,978
- l know just the guy.

1461
01:23:47,313 --> 01:23:49,565
- Wait a second.
- Come on.

1462
01:23:52,277 --> 01:23:54,611
I'm your lover

1463
01:23:54,779 --> 01:23:56,447
I'm your brother

1464
01:23:56,614 --> 01:23:58,282
I'm your killer

1465
01:23:58,450 --> 01:24:00,159
I'm your friend

1466
01:24:00,326 --> 01:24:03,871
I'm your teacher
I'm your preacher

1467
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:07,249
I'm the reaper

1468
01:24:07,417 --> 01:24:10,294
In the end

1469
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:12,296
(singing): ¤t¤ ove¤..

1470
01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:13,464
(laughing)

1471
01:24:13,631 --> 01:24:16,425
- McDowell?
- l just fancy breaking out into song.

1472
01:24:16,593 --> 01:24:18,677
You know, right here, right now.

1473
01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:22,347
Why l'm the only one
who don't get a song?

1474
01:24:22,515 --> 01:24:23,682
- Ready and...
(chuckling)

1475
01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:25,100
... frame?

1476
01:24:25,268 --> 01:24:27,102
It's over...

1477
01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:28,187
- Action.

1478
01:24:28,354 --> 01:24:30,355
- lt's over.

1479
01:24:30,523 --> 01:24:33,525
I'm the reaper in the end

1480
01:24:34,569 --> 01:24:36,820
Along came a spider

1481
01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:41,116
Crept up beside her

1482
01:24:42,827 --> 01:24:44,787
Spun his web deep inside her

1483
01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:49,416
¤y darkness will guide her

1484
01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:53,337
I am

1485
01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:55,464
The spider

1486
01:24:55,632 --> 01:24:57,508
I am

1487
01:24:57,675 --> 01:25:00,010
The spider

1488
01:25:00,178 --> 01:25:03,055
I am the spider

1489
01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:05,474
I am

1490
01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:07,768
The spider

1491
01:25:15,652 --> 01:25:18,237
You're my sinner

1492
01:25:18,404 --> 01:25:20,656
You're my dinner
¤y little puppet

1493
01:25:20,824 --> 01:25:23,492
Let's pretend

1494
01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:26,328
You're the cure to...

1495
01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:29,164
¤y a¤liction

1496
01:25:29,332 --> 01:25:32,084
¤y addiction to the end

1497
01:25:33,294 --> 01:25:35,212
Along came a spider

1498
01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:39,466
Crept up beside her

1499
01:25:40,885 --> 01:25:43,637
Spun his web deep inside her

1500
01:25:45,598 --> 01:25:47,683
¤y darkness will guide her

1501
01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:51,436
I am

1502
01:25:51,604 --> 01:25:53,605
The spider

1503
01:25:53,773 --> 01:26:05,159
I am the spider

1504
01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:09,621
I was born to this

1505
01:26:10,748 --> 01:26:13,750
Not something to strive for

1506
01:26:14,460 --> 01:26:16,503
Not something to even admire

1507
01:26:17,755 --> 01:26:19,298
¤nless of course

1508
01:26:19,465 --> 01:26:22,885
It's done with the greatest of taste

1509
01:26:23,052 --> 01:26:24,887
Conviction

1510
01:26:25,054 --> 01:26:27,472
And e¤pe¤ise

1511
01:26:29,976 --> 01:26:33,437
I am the spider

1512
01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:41,820
Along came a spider

1513
01:26:43,990 --> 01:26:45,824
Crept up beside her

1514
01:26:47,577 --> 01:26:50,245
Spun his web deep inside her

1515
01:26:52,415 --> 01:26:54,666
¤y darkness will guide her

1516
01:26:56,419 --> 01:27:12,100
I am the spider

1517
01:27:13,853 --> 01:27:15,312
(hard rock music)

1518
01:27:48,888 --> 01:27:50,514
(rock music)

1519
01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:02,567
Don't know how to begin

1520
01:28:02,735 --> 01:28:06,780
Open road is closing in

1521
01:28:06,948 --> 01:28:08,573
We're getting ¤ar

1522
01:28:08,741 --> 01:28:10,784
From where we've been

1523
01:28:10,952 --> 01:28:13,203
And where we're going

1524
01:28:15,331 --> 01:28:19,001
And where we going an¤ay

1525
01:28:28,511 --> 01:28:32,347
Don't know how to e¤plain

1526
01:28:32,515 --> 01:28:36,184
Open road's e¤pecting rain

1527
01:28:36,936 --> 01:28:38,353
We're getting ¤ar

1528
01:28:38,521 --> 01:28:40,981
From where we came

1529
01:28:41,149 --> 01:28:43,400
And where we're going

1530
01:28:45,361 --> 01:28:48,780
And where we going an¤ay

1531
01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:52,200
¤oing nowhere

1532
01:28:52,368 --> 01:28:55,412
¤oing nowhere
Coming down

1533
01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:00,584
¤oing nowhere

1534
01:29:00,752 --> 01:29:04,588
¤oing nowhere
Coming down

1535
01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:07,799
(music)

1536
01:29:18,978 --> 01:29:21,605
You ain't going nowhere

1537
01:29:23,566 --> 01:29:26,193
Ain't going nowhere

1538
01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:28,195
Any day

1539
01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,614
¤oing nowhere

1540
01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:33,992
¤oing nowhere
Coming down

1541
01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:39,247
¤oing nowhere

1542
01:29:39,415 --> 01:29:42,417
¤oing nowhere
Coming down

1543
01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:47,631
¤oing nowhere

1544
01:29:47,799 --> 01:29:51,259
¤oing nowhere
Coming down

1545
01:29:54,430 --> 01:29:56,264
¤oing nowhere

1546
01:29:56,432 --> 01:29:59,643
¤oing nowhere
Coming down

1547
01:30:02,438 --> 01:30:04,314
I'm coming down

1548
01:30:04,482 --> 01:30:07,067
'Cause I'm going nowhere

1549
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:08,652
Coming down

1550
01:30:08,820 --> 01:30:11,071
'Cause I'm going nowhere

1551
01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:12,864
I'm coming down

1552
01:30:13,032 --> 01:30:15,283
'Cause I'm going nowhere

1553
01:30:15,451 --> 01:30:17,661
I'm coming down

1554
01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:20,872
(music)

1555
01:30:35,054 --> 01:30:38,473