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Ahh

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ahh, ahh

3
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ahh, ahh

4
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ooh, ooh

5
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ohh, ohh

6
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ahh, ahh

7
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ahh, ahh

8
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yeah, yeah

9
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I never knew
it could feel

10
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just like a dream
that's so real

11
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I took a chance

12
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and found
all the strength I needed

13
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I look around above you

14
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I'm movin' out,
ready to

15
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go for the win

16
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and I will

17
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'cause I believe that

18
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everyone can be a star

19
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once you know
where you belong

20
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it feels so good
standing up here

21
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on top of the world

22
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I never wanna come down

23
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I could stay forever

24
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on top of the world

25
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Captioning made possible by
abc cable networks group

26
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I actually think
it's getting cooler
each semester.

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Last semester, i regret...

28
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They're all making me mad.

29
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It's totally true.

30
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Your teachers are
really cool.
Trust me.

31
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He did not.
He did not
say that.

32
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Girls, please.

33
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Brittany...
Show Haley your shoes.

34
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They're so amazing.

35
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No way!

36
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Those are so cute.

37
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No way. I love those.
Did you order them?

38
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Those are so cute.

39
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You're so lucky.

40
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Those are so cute.
Aren't they amazing?

41
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I am so totally jealous.

42
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I wish my mom would get me
something cool like that.

43
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My aunt got them
for me in New York.

44
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They're one of a kind.

45
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Absolutely nobody here has them.

46
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Girls, together:
You're so lucky.

47
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Ok, Brittany, this is your stop.

48
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Uh, no it's not.

49
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Of course it is.

50
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Not unless we got
a new front door

51
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and they changed
the street numbers.

52
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Are you sure?

53
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Well, is this anybody's house?

54
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Girls: Nope. No.

55
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See you tomorrow!

56
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Wait!
It's almost 4:00!

57
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No. I'm sorry, but...

58
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Mom!

59
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Mrs. hooper,
please, Mrs. hooper.

60
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No. We're running
late as it is.

61
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Olivia, when I say no, I mean...

62
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I'm home!

63
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Hi, Mrs. Aarons.
Hi, Mrs. Aarons.

64
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Hi, Mrs. Aarons.

65
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5 minutes, and I mean it!

66
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What's going on?

67
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Jordan.
Ahh.

68
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Should've known.

69
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Move it!
No way.

70
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I still have 3 levels.

71
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Zap, zap.
There. Done.

72
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Now, move it.
How did you...

73
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It's taken me 3 months...
Remote!

74
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What's up? Up next
is the world premiere

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of Jordan Cahill's new video.

76
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Exploding on the scene
after being voted

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as America's national icon,

78
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Jordan got 1, 2, 3
number one singles in a row.

79
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Now he's going for number 4
with make a wish.

80
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Nah nah nah

81
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nah nah nah

82
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nah nah nah nah-nah nah

83
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you make a wish
on a dream

84
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give it time,
you will see

85
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there is nothing impossible
when you

86
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trust your heart

87
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oh, 'cause
that is where you find it

88
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just give it a try

89
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close your eyes,
make a wish

90
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just believe
you can't miss

91
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gotta have faith
in you

92
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yeah

93
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take a chance,
take a risk

94
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hope is where
the magic is

95
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make a wish and believe

96
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yeah

97
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everyone's got some
wish of their own

98
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waiting to happen,
ready to show

99
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we can do anything
when we try

100
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so close your eyes,
make a wish

101
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now is the time

102
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nah nah nah

103
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nah nah nah
nah-nah nah

104
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close your eyes,
make a wish

105
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just believe
you can't miss

106
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gotta have faith
in you

107
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you gotta have faith
in you

108
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take a chance,
take a risk

109
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hope is where
the magic is

110
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ooh

111
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nah nah nah

112
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nah nah nah

113
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nah nah nah nah-nah nah

114
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hey

115
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ooh, make a wish

116
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just to make a wish

117
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Hi, mom.

118
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I'm so sorry.
We'll fix it.

119
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It'll be fine.
We're gonna clean.

120
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It'll be pretty now.
Ok? Yeah.

121
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We won't
do it again. Sorry.

122
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Yeah, yeah. Sorry.

123
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Ow!

124
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Uhh!

125
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Heh heh.

126
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I think you can safely
cross pop star
off your list.

127
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Homework done?

128
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Yeah. Pretty much.

129
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Ah, then this game
is pretty much over.

130
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Mom!
Better get started.

131
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Jessie, homework check.

132
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You're kidding, right?

133
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Humor me.

134
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I finished 2 hours ago.
This is just extra credit.

135
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Although it would be
a lot easier to concentrate

136
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if someone wasn't having
band practice next door.

137
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Hmm.

138
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The door

139
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the door is closed

140
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The door is closed on.

141
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The door is closed...

142
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Homework check.

143
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Um, my homework?

144
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Mm-hmm.

145
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Oh, it's fine.
Really fine.

146
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Oh, the guitar.
Mm-hmm.

147
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Um, well, you see,
i was just coming up
with one of those, um,

148
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pneumonic memory
devices... thingies

149
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for my geography quiz tomorrow.

150
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Hmm.

151
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So, what does
"the door is closed on"
stand for?

152
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The door
is closed on

153
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Well, that obviously
stands for the states

154
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that ratified
the little known...

155
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Beyonce amendment.

156
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Yeah, uh, door.

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Delaware, Ohio, Oklahoma, r...

158
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Rhode Island?
Rhode Island!

159
00:07:03,306 --> 00:07:05,574
Yes. See? That is exactly
what I was going to say.

160
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See how helpful this is?

161
00:07:06,976 --> 00:07:08,777
Hmm.

162
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"The door is closed
on my dreams.

163
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Life is being lived
far away."

164
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First draft?

165
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I don't know what
I'm more upset about:

166
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The fact that it's 8:30

167
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and you still
haven't started
your homework, or...

168
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Or that you really
feel this way.

169
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Brittany...

170
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Are you really that unhappy?

171
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Mom...

172
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Uhh!

173
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Must you be so dramatic?

174
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It's just a song.

175
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Ever heard of
a little thing
called teen angst?

176
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Please don't give me
sad mom eyes.

177
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Ok. Fine.

178
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Do I want to be here,

179
00:07:50,319 --> 00:07:52,587
where nothing
but nothing
ever happens?

180
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No!

181
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Or do I want to be
out there where
exciting things

182
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are always happening?

183
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Yes!
Hardly a secret.

184
00:08:00,096 --> 00:08:02,597
And yet, I'm the one
accused of being dramatic.

185
00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:05,467
If you want
to do something
with your life,

186
00:08:05,535 --> 00:08:10,105
why don't you help me
in my save ashbrook house
project?

187
00:08:10,173 --> 00:08:12,707
So the complete
opposite of exciting.

188
00:08:12,775 --> 00:08:14,976
I recycled for you.

189
00:08:15,044 --> 00:08:17,145
I sold candy to save
the whales for you.

190
00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:18,747
I thought you did it
for the whales.

191
00:08:18,781 --> 00:08:20,081
I don't know any whales.

192
00:08:20,149 --> 00:08:21,650
Please don't make me
help you save

193
00:08:21,717 --> 00:08:24,019
a 100-year-old house
that nobody wants.

194
00:08:26,656 --> 00:08:27,856
Ok. Fine.

195
00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:30,559
What if I promise to continue on

196
00:08:30,626 --> 00:08:33,528
with my sad, dreary,
boring, monotonous life

197
00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,764
as if I'm completely
thrilled by it?

198
00:08:35,831 --> 00:08:37,732
Deal.

199
00:08:43,639 --> 00:08:44,873
Hello?

200
00:08:46,175 --> 00:08:47,642
Jordan Cahill's coming to town.

201
00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:48,990
He's filming
his next video here.

202
00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:50,011
Right here in the neighborhood.

203
00:08:50,079 --> 00:08:51,146
Jordan's coming to town!

204
00:08:51,214 --> 00:08:53,181
When did this happen?
How exactly do you know...

205
00:08:53,249 --> 00:08:55,784
Wow.

206
00:08:55,851 --> 00:08:58,091
Bet you really wish
you'd finished
your homework now, huh?

207
00:09:00,223 --> 00:09:02,257
Heh.

208
00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:12,934
Let's go, people!

209
00:09:13,002 --> 00:09:15,403
Don't forget.
I have a rally at 3:00,

210
00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:18,039
so you have to get
coo to karate
and soccer by 5:00.

211
00:09:18,107 --> 00:09:20,041
Oh, and we have
Jessie's science fair
at 6:00.

212
00:09:20,109 --> 00:09:22,110
3:00, 5:00,
and 6:00. Good.
Fairly light day.

213
00:09:22,178 --> 00:09:24,045
Briefcase.

214
00:09:24,113 --> 00:09:25,847
Oh, honey, that looks so...

215
00:09:25,915 --> 00:09:27,716
Complex.

216
00:09:27,783 --> 00:09:30,151
Hardly, mom. It's just
recombinant DNA.

217
00:09:30,219 --> 00:09:32,587
But I'm missing 3 nucleic acids.

218
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,989
Could they be small,
round, and something

219
00:09:34,056 --> 00:09:35,824
you might use to play
fetch with the dog?

220
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,861
Mom!

221
00:09:39,929 --> 00:09:41,630
Hey, does this say,

222
00:09:41,697 --> 00:09:43,765
"please, please put me
in your music video"?

223
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,201
More like please, please
put me in a sweater.

224
00:09:46,235 --> 00:09:48,370
Has anybody seen my brief...

225
00:09:48,437 --> 00:09:49,971
Ha ha.
There's no way.

226
00:09:50,039 --> 00:09:51,139
Oh, come on, dad, please.

227
00:09:51,207 --> 00:09:52,574
No. No!
Everybody's wearing...

228
00:09:52,642 --> 00:09:55,143
Just a few teeth marks,
but other than that,
good to go.

229
00:09:55,211 --> 00:09:58,079
Oh, mom, they're
slobbery. Gross!

230
00:09:58,147 --> 00:10:00,787
Have you seen what
your daughter's planning
to wear to school today?

231
00:10:01,384 --> 00:10:03,351
Cute. I think
she looks adorable.

232
00:10:03,419 --> 00:10:05,387
Adorable? Oh!

233
00:10:06,722 --> 00:10:08,423
Well played.
Thank you.

234
00:10:08,491 --> 00:10:10,225
Check the counter
next to the phone.

235
00:10:10,293 --> 00:10:12,193
I can't find my karate uniform.

236
00:10:12,261 --> 00:10:13,828
Check the dryer.

237
00:10:13,896 --> 00:10:15,330
Mom, help!
It's broken!

238
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,565
Come on, come on.
Cooper!

239
00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:19,234
But it's still wet!

240
00:10:19,302 --> 00:10:20,735
Well, hang it
out the window
when I'm driving.

241
00:10:20,803 --> 00:10:22,370
Come on, we're gonna be late.

242
00:10:23,973 --> 00:10:25,240
Ok, guys, see you later.

243
00:10:25,308 --> 00:10:26,775
Bye! Drive safely.

244
00:10:26,842 --> 00:10:28,176
Dad: Ok.

245
00:10:28,244 --> 00:10:30,145
Remember your seatbelt.

246
00:10:39,922 --> 00:10:42,857
Ok. I think this
is definitely...

247
00:10:42,925 --> 00:10:44,659
The one.

248
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,895
Hello? Oh, no!

249
00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:52,067
Wait!

250
00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:04,079
No. Kind of funny
was the first time
it happened.

251
00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:05,347
Now it's just tragic.

252
00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:07,182
Welcome to the land
of the middle child,

253
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:10,585
a couple miles west
of the island
of misfit toys.

254
00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:13,288
Brittany!
Guess what?

255
00:11:13,356 --> 00:11:15,357
Jordan's here,
and we're all gonna
be in his video.

256
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:17,692
You said guess.
Whatever.

257
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,594
I went online last night,
and I found your shoes.

258
00:11:19,662 --> 00:11:22,130
Uh, my shoes?

259
00:11:22,198 --> 00:11:23,398
You can't. You see,
they're only from

260
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:24,786
this one little store
in New York.

261
00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,354
Well, that little store
has a web site.

262
00:11:26,369 --> 00:11:27,635
They're gonna be here tomorrow.

263
00:11:27,703 --> 00:11:28,970
I got 2 different colors.

264
00:11:29,038 --> 00:11:30,405
I wanna get some, too!

265
00:11:30,473 --> 00:11:32,307
We'll all match.

266
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,275
Brittany, isn't that so cool?

267
00:11:34,343 --> 00:11:37,212
Yeah. The coolest.

268
00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:50,492
All: Good morning,
Jordan.

269
00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:18,186
My cousin minnie
thought she saw him
eating at Doug's diner.

270
00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:20,288
But I said...

271
00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:22,524
Excuse me.
I'm 214.

272
00:12:22,591 --> 00:12:24,692
Cute. Is that
your boyfriend?

273
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,162
Ha. No.
Not exactly.

274
00:12:27,229 --> 00:12:29,664
That's Jordan Cahill.

275
00:12:29,732 --> 00:12:33,168
Oh, right. Sorry.
My bad.

276
00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:34,536
Who's Jordan Cahill?

277
00:12:34,603 --> 00:12:37,439
You don't know
who Jordan Cahill is?

278
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,307
'Fraid not.
I've been living
in Europe

279
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,775
off and on
for the last couple
of years.

280
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,944
Guess I'm not up
with the latest
trends.

281
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,479
Apparently, ponytails are back.

282
00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:48,750
I'll have to make
a note of that.

283
00:13:00,129 --> 00:13:01,729
So, long story short.

284
00:13:01,797 --> 00:13:03,565
But sports just aren't my thing.

285
00:13:03,632 --> 00:13:05,433
I'll wait over there
until you're done.

286
00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:07,235
Actually, the sun's
better over there.

287
00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:08,436
You're on the goal with Aarons.

288
00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:09,671
But i...
uhp.
Could I please...

289
00:13:09,738 --> 00:13:12,006
Uhp.

290
00:13:12,074 --> 00:13:13,475
Move it.

291
00:13:14,977 --> 00:13:17,278
All right, let's go!

292
00:13:18,814 --> 00:13:20,014
Hurry up, hurry up!

293
00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:21,549
Line it up,
kick the ball,
let's go!

294
00:13:21,617 --> 00:13:22,617
Right through!

295
00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:25,353
You're supposed
to try and catch it.

296
00:13:25,421 --> 00:13:26,688
Yeah, right.

297
00:13:26,755 --> 00:13:27,956
Coach: Come on,
let's go!

298
00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:29,624
Go! Lob up with that!

299
00:13:29,692 --> 00:13:30,992
Hi. I'm Brittany.
I know you
probably met,

300
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,193
like, a thousand
brittanys already.

301
00:13:32,261 --> 00:13:33,541
There's actually 7 in our class.

302
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:34,796
I was thinking of
changing my name

303
00:13:34,864 --> 00:13:35,944
to something more exciting,

304
00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:37,265
like Paris, or...

305
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,833
Natasha.
Right.

306
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,035
I don't know if
I'm exactly a Natasha,

307
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,071
I was thinking
something, like,
maybe Arabella

308
00:13:43,138 --> 00:13:45,273
or Naomi or Francesca.

309
00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:46,374
Uh, no.
Natasha's my name.

310
00:13:46,442 --> 00:13:48,476
Oh. I can see that.

311
00:13:48,544 --> 00:13:50,245
It's nice.

312
00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:52,680
So, what are
my chances of
getting out of this

313
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,582
with a dramatically
twisted ankle?

314
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:56,784
Not good.
Mrs. dilemma's
tight with the nurse.

315
00:13:56,852 --> 00:13:57,919
Color me shocked.

316
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:06,928
So, you really lived in Europe?

317
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,696
Well, my dad
works over there, so...

318
00:14:08,731 --> 00:14:11,266
Summers, breaks, long weekends.

319
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,133
The rest of the time
I'm with my mom.
New York.

320
00:14:13,135 --> 00:14:15,603
New York City, New York?
I love New York.

321
00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:17,539
Not that I've ever been there.

322
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,607
The whole concept.

323
00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:21,175
I really see myself as more...

324
00:14:21,243 --> 00:14:22,443
Uhh!

325
00:14:22,511 --> 00:14:24,746
So, what are you doing here?

326
00:14:24,813 --> 00:14:27,215
I was apparently quite
horrible to someone
in my past life,

327
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,883
and my mother was transferred.

328
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,151
Ooh.

329
00:14:37,192 --> 00:14:38,493
You're serious?

330
00:14:38,561 --> 00:14:40,562
This whole athleticism
thing happens every day?

331
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,463
Yeah.

332
00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:44,699
Oh, good.
Only 4 1/2 more years
till college.

333
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:47,569
Hopefully I'll get time off
for good behavior.

334
00:14:49,038 --> 00:14:50,838
So what's the deal
with this Jordan guy?

335
00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:53,074
Well, he's ok, i guess,

336
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,377
but everybody else
is in love with him.

337
00:14:56,445 --> 00:14:59,047
Well, who wants to be part
of everybody, right?

338
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:01,549
Right.

339
00:15:13,095 --> 00:15:14,195
I'm home.

340
00:15:14,263 --> 00:15:16,698
Good. You can help me
load this stuff...

341
00:15:16,765 --> 00:15:18,566
Hello.

342
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,034
Mom, this is Natasha.

343
00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:22,804
She's from New York.
Natasha, this is my mom.

344
00:15:22,871 --> 00:15:25,373
I'm just from here.
Nice to meet you.

345
00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:27,842
Thanks. So, um,
what's with
all the posters?

346
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,477
Oh, please, don't even
get her started.

347
00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:32,347
She's trying to save
some old, decrepit house.

348
00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:35,083
I mean local landmark.

349
00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:40,388
We'll be upstairs
in my... actually,

350
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,056
you know, why don't
you let her tell you
all about it?

351
00:15:42,124 --> 00:15:44,125
It is really kind of
fascinating.

352
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,393
Natasha's socially
aware. You're
socially aware,

353
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:47,195
aren't you?
You seem like you'd
be socially aware.

354
00:15:47,229 --> 00:15:48,696
She talks when she's nervous.

355
00:15:48,764 --> 00:15:50,431
I noticed.
Ok. I'll be right back.

356
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:53,501
On the floor.
Have a sit.

357
00:15:53,569 --> 00:15:55,970
A new day

358
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,172
it's a new day

359
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,742
as the sun comes up

360
00:16:00,809 --> 00:16:02,243
start a new day

361
00:16:02,311 --> 00:16:04,712
as the moon falls down

362
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,347
sleeping away

363
00:16:06,415 --> 00:16:08,449
all the dreams of him

364
00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:10,184
but memories fade

365
00:16:10,252 --> 00:16:11,819
on the run

366
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,022
feeling numb

367
00:16:14,089 --> 00:16:16,624
as the sun comes up

368
00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,226
start a new day

369
00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:20,495
as the moon falls down

370
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,896
sleeping away

371
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:24,966
all the dreams of him

372
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:28,136
We let them demolish
this beautiful old house,

373
00:16:28,203 --> 00:16:31,406
and we're losing the last
connection we have
to our past.

374
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:33,174
We're thinking
about making
a human chain.

375
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,376
I know. All she needs
are some humans.

376
00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:41,049
You know, it really was
kind of fascinating.

377
00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:48,389
Totally amazing.

378
00:16:48,457 --> 00:16:50,725
The city had a certain
je ne sais quoi.

379
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:52,427
We went to tons of concerts,

380
00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:55,897
lots of theater,
and the most
amazing shopping.

381
00:16:55,964 --> 00:16:58,733
It's official.
You're living
my life.

382
00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:02,070
Actually, now I really
am living your life.

383
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:04,539
Well, at least until
i can convince my mother

384
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:08,476
she's made a horrible,
horrible mistake.

385
00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:10,078
Hey, do you play the guitar?

386
00:17:10,145 --> 00:17:12,213
Oh. No, not really.

387
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,314
Oh, too bad.

388
00:17:13,382 --> 00:17:14,382
You've got that whole

389
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:15,883
coffee house
poetess thing
going on.

390
00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:17,685
Really? I do?

391
00:17:30,165 --> 00:17:31,766
Knock it off, you little creep!

392
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,067
Aah!

393
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,469
Because I'm actually
more into writing

394
00:17:34,503 --> 00:17:36,537
than I am into playing.

395
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:38,272
Don't look at that!

396
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:40,575
Why not?
You're really good.

397
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,144
"An island of hope
in a sea of sameness."

398
00:17:43,212 --> 00:17:44,479
I love that.

399
00:17:44,546 --> 00:17:45,947
Really? You do?

400
00:17:46,014 --> 00:17:48,483
Because no one has ever...

401
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:51,786
Hello.

402
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,354
All: Jordan's coming
to Lafayette!

403
00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:55,662
No way. That's just
around the corner.
I'll be there in...

404
00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:00,695
So...

405
00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:02,964
Um, you remember
that Jordan guy?

406
00:18:03,031 --> 00:18:04,999
Well, he's filming
just down the street,

407
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,001
and I know it sounds
really lame,

408
00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:08,069
but...
We should go.

409
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,303
Really?

410
00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:11,038
I mean, you sure?

411
00:18:11,106 --> 00:18:12,140
Yeah.

412
00:18:12,207 --> 00:18:13,708
Watching all of his crazed fans

413
00:18:13,776 --> 00:18:15,243
make complete fools
out of themselves

414
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,377
should be hilarious.

415
00:18:16,445 --> 00:18:19,313
"Oh, Jordan,
i love you!"

416
00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:21,015
Please.

417
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,884
Right.

418
00:18:22,951 --> 00:18:24,752
Jordan, I...

419
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:25,920
Love you!

420
00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:27,622
Wow, you're really good at this.

421
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,756
Uh, thanks.

422
00:18:28,824 --> 00:18:30,658
You know, I figure,
as long as we're here,

423
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:31,826
we might as well...

424
00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:33,795
There he is!

425
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,767
Love that hat.
Picked out that hat.

426
00:18:39,835 --> 00:18:41,269
The hat works.
Am I wrong?

427
00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:43,671
Jordan, hey, hey.
Perfect. That's exactly
what I need you to do.

428
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,439
Check this out.
Come on. Look.

429
00:18:45,507 --> 00:18:47,675
You see your reflection.

430
00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:49,811
You splash your reflection.

431
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,345
You turn to camera.

432
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,581
You strike a pose.
You flip your hair.

433
00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,516
You do that thing
in the music video,

434
00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:58,519
the girls join in,
and boom! Big finish.

435
00:18:58,587 --> 00:19:00,655
Next thing you know,
we're back on the bus
to civilization.

436
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:01,889
You got it?

437
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,992
No, I don't got it, all right?

438
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,762
What does any of this
have to do with
the song?

439
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:11,699
I said I don't
want to do any more
strut-strut-snap,

440
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:14,101
girls appear out of nowhere...

441
00:19:14,169 --> 00:19:16,304
Flip your hair stuff.

442
00:19:16,371 --> 00:19:17,939
I couldn't agree
with you more, bro.

443
00:19:18,006 --> 00:19:19,941
That's why this time
we're keepin' it real.

444
00:19:20,008 --> 00:19:21,442
Look, the dancers don't come in

445
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,578
until after the hair flip
this time.

446
00:19:23,612 --> 00:19:24,712
Man: Places, everybody.
Let's roll.

447
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,080
Roll camera.
We have speed.

448
00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:28,349
More than me, take one.

449
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,417
Playback!

450
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,418
Man: Playback!

451
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,820
Camera one,
let's go. Action.

452
00:19:34,523 --> 00:19:35,857
Oh

453
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:44,165
ooh, ooh

454
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:46,267
oh, yeah
Brittany: Jordan, I love you!

455
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:47,435
Girl

456
00:19:47,502 --> 00:19:48,369
Jordan!
Jordan!

457
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:52,039
You're the fire
in my soul

458
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,342
yes, you are

459
00:19:54,409 --> 00:19:56,344
oh, girl

460
00:19:56,411 --> 00:20:00,548
I need you
more than you can know

461
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,683
uh-huh, yeah

462
00:20:02,751 --> 00:20:05,286
baby, you mean

463
00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:07,188
the world to me

464
00:20:07,256 --> 00:20:09,056
drive me crazy

465
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,391
can't you see?

466
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,293
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
Man: Ok, cut! Cut!

467
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:13,661
Len!

468
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:14,896
Man: Stand by,
everybody!

469
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,430
Stand by, please.

470
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,835
Eddie: Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

471
00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:21,903
Hold on, hold on!

472
00:20:21,904 --> 00:20:23,070
Jordan, i love you!

473
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,206
Looking great.

474
00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:26,707
I don't want to
sing the song, len.

475
00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:28,175
It sounds like
everything else I've done.

476
00:20:28,243 --> 00:20:29,710
Exactly.

477
00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:30,945
Eddie, where are my lyrics?

478
00:20:31,013 --> 00:20:34,148
I don't know if you've read
the reworked lyrics I wrote,

479
00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:35,750
but I think they work
a little...

480
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:38,085
I read 'em,
and they are
incredible...

481
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,153
For someone else.

482
00:20:39,187 --> 00:20:41,455
Jordan, your fans
want songs about love,

483
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:43,224
getting it,
finding it, losing it.

484
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:44,525
They love you.

485
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,697
Someone peel the girls
off the window.

486
00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:51,065
They're gonna leave a mark.

487
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,603
Ugh. Raisins. I'm not
a big fan of raisins.

488
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,671
Argh.

489
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,139
Pick out the raisins

490
00:20:58,206 --> 00:20:59,573
and fire whoever put them there.

491
00:20:59,641 --> 00:21:01,609
See what I do for you?

492
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,111
I'm still not
doing the song, len.

493
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:05,846
Ok. Ok. Hey,
take your time.

494
00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:06,914
Whatever you need.

495
00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:07,995
You take your time, Jordan.

496
00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:10,651
Look, I need a serious
attitude adjustment

497
00:21:10,719 --> 00:21:12,086
by tomorrow, or else.

498
00:21:12,154 --> 00:21:13,955
Ok? Run, run.
Run, run.

499
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,828
Hey, man, you know,
why don't we just...

500
00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:22,330
Let's get outta here.

501
00:21:22,397 --> 00:21:25,132
All right? And please...

502
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,101
Please remember to
download all my files...

503
00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:28,436
To disk.
I know, I know.

504
00:21:28,503 --> 00:21:30,771
You've told me the same thing
every day for, like, 6 months.

505
00:21:30,839 --> 00:21:34,141
I'm sorry, man,
it's just my whole life
is on that thing.

506
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,810
Have a little faith.

507
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,511
I got your back, man.

508
00:21:37,579 --> 00:21:39,080
Thanks, man.

509
00:21:40,449 --> 00:21:41,582
Hey, hey, hey.

510
00:21:41,650 --> 00:21:42,783
Suppose I want
to download everything

511
00:21:42,851 --> 00:21:44,618
from a hand-held
to a disk.

512
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,888
It was kind of a bust.

513
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,690
We only saw him for,
like 2 seconds.

514
00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:51,838
I think I did some
permanent damage to
my vocal cords.

515
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,928
Sorry.
Oh, don't apologize.

516
00:21:53,996 --> 00:21:55,663
Thanks to you, I'm already
having more fun here

517
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,064
than I thought I ever would.

518
00:22:05,507 --> 00:22:07,174
Unh! Man!

519
00:22:09,177 --> 00:22:10,644
Girl: Jordan, come back!

520
00:22:12,981 --> 00:22:15,082
Guys, wait up!

521
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,452
Guys, I dropped some stuff!

522
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:21,789
Guys!

523
00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:24,692
Hey, guys, wait up!

524
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,228
Girl: Jordan Cahill,
i love you!

525
00:22:27,295 --> 00:22:28,896
Talk about
your brushes with fame.

526
00:22:28,964 --> 00:22:30,765
That was definitely
more of a trampling.

527
00:22:30,832 --> 00:22:31,932
Are you ok?

528
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,434
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

529
00:22:33,502 --> 00:22:35,236
Brittany!

530
00:22:35,303 --> 00:22:37,605
I'm trying to call you.
Why don't you answer?

531
00:22:37,672 --> 00:22:39,774
Oh, sorry, my phone
must be on silence.

532
00:22:39,841 --> 00:22:42,143
Um...

533
00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:43,544
Guys, this isn't my phone.

534
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,646
Has anybody seen my phone?

535
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,509
Augh! Why isn't
he answering?

536
00:23:15,577 --> 00:23:17,178
I just know that stupid roadie

537
00:23:17,245 --> 00:23:18,512
who mowed me down has it.

538
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:21,348
He's not answering because
he's too busy calling China.

539
00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:23,951
Please hold.
Not a problem.
Not my phone.

540
00:23:24,019 --> 00:23:26,253
Don't say that.
My dad is going
to lose it

541
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:28,189
if he finds out
i lost my phone
again.

542
00:23:28,256 --> 00:23:30,357
Don't worry. He can't be
that hard to find.

543
00:23:30,425 --> 00:23:32,193
He is on a bus
with a national icon.

544
00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:34,660
Well, they're staying
at that swanky hotel
out by the freeway.

545
00:23:36,465 --> 00:23:37,698
Well, it's the only
decent hotel around.

546
00:23:37,766 --> 00:23:39,046
Where else
would they be staying?

547
00:23:39,101 --> 00:23:40,901
The only question is...

548
00:23:40,969 --> 00:23:42,436
How are we going to get there?

549
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,738
I'm guessing a cab
is out of the question.

550
00:23:44,806 --> 00:23:46,140
True.

551
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,109
But...

552
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:50,377
I've got the next best thing.

553
00:23:50,445 --> 00:23:52,146
Sorry.

554
00:23:52,214 --> 00:23:54,915
Sorry.

555
00:23:56,151 --> 00:23:57,918
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.

556
00:23:57,986 --> 00:24:00,221
Are you sure
she has her license?

557
00:24:00,288 --> 00:24:01,856
She can build a rocket
that will get you to the moon,

558
00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:03,924
but that whole
hand-eye thing...

559
00:24:03,959 --> 00:24:04,959
No talking, ok?

560
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,260
You're distracting me.

561
00:24:07,896 --> 00:24:10,030
Sorry!

562
00:24:15,770 --> 00:24:17,238
But he has to be.

563
00:24:17,305 --> 00:24:18,639
No one by that name.

564
00:24:22,811 --> 00:24:24,945
No luck. He's not
even staying here.

565
00:24:25,013 --> 00:24:26,013
Are you sure?

566
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,481
Yeah, that's what the guy said.

567
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,884
Oh, please. Let me
take care of this.

568
00:24:29,951 --> 00:24:31,619
What are you gonna do?

569
00:24:31,686 --> 00:24:34,366
You just have to act
like you belong and not
take "no" for an answer.

570
00:24:34,422 --> 00:24:36,123
But what if the answer
really is no?

571
00:24:36,191 --> 00:24:37,358
Excuse me.

572
00:24:37,425 --> 00:24:38,959
I just gave your
friend an answer.

573
00:24:39,027 --> 00:24:40,628
But it wasn't an honest answer.

574
00:24:40,695 --> 00:24:42,029
You've got photographers
on the street

575
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,531
and reporters in the lobby.

576
00:24:43,598 --> 00:24:45,766
We know he's here.
You know he's here.

577
00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:47,168
So let's just skip
this little charade.

578
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:50,137
Kip... may I call you kip?

579
00:24:51,373 --> 00:24:52,706
My name is David.

580
00:24:54,142 --> 00:24:56,610
Sure, why not?

581
00:24:57,846 --> 00:24:59,313
Hurry up!

582
00:24:59,381 --> 00:25:02,116
Brittany,
get over here! Now!

583
00:25:03,318 --> 00:25:05,186
We're not some crazed
Jordan Cahill fans.

584
00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:06,620
Yeah. We don't even think
he's that cute.

585
00:25:06,688 --> 00:25:08,489
Though definitely
cuter in person.

586
00:25:08,557 --> 00:25:09,857
Yeah, totally.
So much cuter in person.

587
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:10,858
I saw his hair,
and it was like...

588
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:11,992
My point is...

589
00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:13,594
One of his flunkies
has something of ours,

590
00:25:13,662 --> 00:25:14,995
and we'd kind of like it back.

591
00:25:15,063 --> 00:25:17,331
So until we do,
we're not leaving.

592
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:22,303
Knock it off, Jessie!
We'll be there in a minute!

593
00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:24,471
Hurry up!
It's almost dinner!

594
00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:29,176
Like I said,
we're not leaving...

595
00:25:29,244 --> 00:25:31,045
Very soon.

596
00:25:37,152 --> 00:25:38,118
Man, on telephone:
Eddie here.

597
00:25:38,186 --> 00:25:39,887
I'm sorry to bother you, sir.

598
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,922
Yeah. Raisins
get people fired.

599
00:25:41,990 --> 00:25:43,857
Ok, before you throw them out,

600
00:25:43,925 --> 00:25:45,392
be sure to give them
a lovely parting gift.

601
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,127
They're only, like,
the 1,000th fan

602
00:25:47,195 --> 00:25:49,063
to use that excuse
to get up here to
see Jordan, ok?

603
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:52,466
Oh, we need Mayo, too.

604
00:25:52,534 --> 00:25:53,534
Who was that?

605
00:25:53,535 --> 00:25:54,868
Some schmo at the front desk

606
00:25:54,936 --> 00:25:57,176
says a couple of girls
were trying to
convince him that...

607
00:26:02,911 --> 00:26:04,345
Convince him that what?

608
00:26:04,412 --> 00:26:07,314
Hey, look!
The thing! It fell!

609
00:26:13,188 --> 00:26:15,322
Come on! I know you can
walk faster than that!

610
00:26:19,261 --> 00:26:21,128
Oh, man!

611
00:26:21,196 --> 00:26:22,630
What are you doing, anyway?

612
00:26:22,697 --> 00:26:24,732
You were in there forever!

613
00:26:27,469 --> 00:26:28,769
Hey, stop those kids!

614
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:29,903
They got my phone!

615
00:26:29,971 --> 00:26:31,105
That was a total waste of time.

616
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,239
Tell me about it.

617
00:26:32,307 --> 00:26:35,342
Ok, nobody distract me.

618
00:26:37,479 --> 00:26:38,479
Wait!

619
00:26:43,218 --> 00:26:44,652
Wait!

620
00:26:44,719 --> 00:26:45,953
Oh, no!

621
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,221
What was that?

622
00:26:47,289 --> 00:26:49,823
My brain rattling
around in my head?

623
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,759
I don't see anything.

624
00:26:51,826 --> 00:26:53,027
Ok. Whew.

625
00:26:55,897 --> 00:26:58,732
Hey... You got
the wrong phone.

626
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,634
Unh...

627
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,170
Unh.

628
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,383
Man: Hi.

629
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:19,820
Girl: Hi.

630
00:27:22,157 --> 00:27:23,357
Second girl: Hi.

631
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:28,429
Hey, you don't happen to
remember Jordan's cell
phone number, do you?

632
00:27:28,496 --> 00:27:29,963
Please remember.
Nope.

633
00:27:30,031 --> 00:27:32,566
He's changed it so many times
who can keep track?

634
00:27:32,634 --> 00:27:34,635
Doesn't matter, though.
He's here.

635
00:27:34,703 --> 00:27:36,970
Jordan, Eddie is looking for ya.

636
00:27:37,005 --> 00:27:39,573
Hey, don't I pay you
to keep track of him?

637
00:27:39,641 --> 00:27:41,008
I shouldn't have to tell you.

638
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,711
I'm playing.
I'm playing.

639
00:27:43,778 --> 00:27:44,945
What's up?

640
00:27:45,013 --> 00:27:46,880
Nothing.

641
00:27:46,948 --> 00:27:48,515
What's up with you?

642
00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:53,620
Eddie...

643
00:27:53,688 --> 00:27:56,223
Both: I'm sorry. What?

644
00:27:56,291 --> 00:27:57,291
Heh heh.

645
00:27:57,292 --> 00:27:58,292
You go first.

646
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:00,994
I'm sorry. What were
you going to say?

647
00:28:01,062 --> 00:28:05,466
I'm sorry for pulling
that full-on rock star act
this afternoon.

648
00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:07,401
Dude, you're a rock star.

649
00:28:07,469 --> 00:28:10,304
It's what you do...
throw hissy fits,
trash hotel rooms.

650
00:28:10,372 --> 00:28:12,840
Do you think I was wrong?

651
00:28:12,907 --> 00:28:15,476
That song is about nothing.

652
00:28:15,543 --> 00:28:17,211
Yeah.

653
00:28:17,245 --> 00:28:19,246
But, I mean,
it's got a good beat,

654
00:28:19,314 --> 00:28:21,915
something you can dance to.

655
00:28:21,983 --> 00:28:23,217
Look, I mean, 3 years ago,

656
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:24,418
you were singing
in your basement.

657
00:28:24,486 --> 00:28:26,520
I was backing you up.

658
00:28:26,588 --> 00:28:28,622
Now you're singing
in stadiums, man!

659
00:28:28,690 --> 00:28:29,890
I'm backing you up!

660
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,026
You got everything
you ever wanted.

661
00:28:33,094 --> 00:28:34,895
Is this what I wanted?

662
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,398
Oh, man, you are, like,
the whiniest rock star
I've ever met.

663
00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:39,600
Let me know if you ever
want to change places,

664
00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:41,001
and that includes
dating Penelope.

665
00:28:41,069 --> 00:28:43,737
Penelope. Oh, thank you
for reminding me.

666
00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:45,906
Eddie...

667
00:28:47,675 --> 00:28:49,443
Did you do something
to your forehead?

668
00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:56,717
Brittany: This thing is,
like, a gazillion times
nicer than mine.

669
00:28:56,785 --> 00:28:58,485
You'd think somebody
would want it back.

670
00:28:58,553 --> 00:29:00,320
I mean, TV, Internet access.

671
00:29:00,388 --> 00:29:01,889
Well, you need a password
for most of it.

672
00:29:01,923 --> 00:29:03,824
I used to have one just like it
when I lived in Madrid.

673
00:29:03,892 --> 00:29:05,325
You lived in Madrid?

674
00:29:05,393 --> 00:29:07,928
And my dad won't even
let me have Spanish rice

675
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,930
because he thinks
it's too spicy.

676
00:29:19,307 --> 00:29:21,842
Whose phone is it?
What happened to your phone?

677
00:29:21,910 --> 00:29:24,545
Oh, you're gonna be so busted
when dad finds out that...

678
00:29:24,612 --> 00:29:25,946
Get out!

679
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:28,215
Ok.

680
00:29:36,391 --> 00:29:37,724
It's you.

681
00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:38,859
I mean, it's your phone.

682
00:29:38,927 --> 00:29:40,828
I mean...

683
00:29:40,895 --> 00:29:42,696
Here.

684
00:29:42,764 --> 00:29:43,797
Hello?

685
00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:45,532
Look, you little thief,
i want my phone back!

686
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,201
Just return it,
and there will be
no questions.

687
00:29:47,268 --> 00:29:48,635
I didn't steal your phone!

688
00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:50,103
I tried to bring it back,
and I got yelled at

689
00:29:50,171 --> 00:29:51,805
for being 20 minutes late
for dinner,

690
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,540
so if anybody
is stealing, it's you.

691
00:29:53,608 --> 00:29:54,775
Whoa, hey, calm down.

692
00:29:54,843 --> 00:29:57,110
I am calm!

693
00:29:57,178 --> 00:29:58,245
I am calm.

694
00:29:58,313 --> 00:30:00,247
I'm sorry. I guess
i was just afraid

695
00:30:00,315 --> 00:30:01,982
about it falling
into the wrong hands.

696
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:05,018
The wrong hands?
It's just a phone.

697
00:30:05,086 --> 00:30:06,320
And all I want is my...

698
00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:08,522
Um, hang on. I've got
another call coming in.

699
00:30:08,590 --> 00:30:10,190
No, no, see,
you don't have another
call coming in.

700
00:30:10,258 --> 00:30:11,792
I have another call coming in.

701
00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:13,327
Ok. Yeah, right. Sorry.

702
00:30:16,431 --> 00:30:18,532
Do you really think it's her?

703
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,800
We'll call you back.

704
00:30:19,868 --> 00:30:23,837
No, no, don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't!

705
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,506
Hello? Madonna?

706
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,308
It's her!
It's her! It's her!

707
00:30:28,376 --> 00:30:29,376
Hi! This is...

708
00:30:29,377 --> 00:30:30,978
Hello?

709
00:30:31,045 --> 00:30:32,846
She hung up.

710
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,782
Maybe we shouldn't have
screamed like that.

711
00:30:35,850 --> 00:30:37,718
Brit...

712
00:30:37,785 --> 00:30:39,345
You know whose phone
this is, don't you?

713
00:30:39,387 --> 00:30:40,988
This...

714
00:30:41,055 --> 00:30:42,356
Is Jordan Cahill's phone.

715
00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:44,958
Aah!

716
00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,594
I don't know why I did that.

717
00:30:47,662 --> 00:30:51,298
Natasha?

718
00:30:51,366 --> 00:30:53,367
Your mom's...

719
00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:55,102
Here.

720
00:30:55,169 --> 00:30:56,904
And, Brittany,
yours is highly
suspicious.

721
00:30:56,971 --> 00:30:59,773
Thank you so much
for letting me stay over
for dinner, Mrs. Aarons.

722
00:31:02,810 --> 00:31:04,678
Don't do anything
till tomorrow. Promise?

723
00:31:04,746 --> 00:31:05,913
Promise.

724
00:31:05,980 --> 00:31:07,180
Promise.
She promises.

725
00:31:07,248 --> 00:31:09,082
Honestly.
Let's go.

726
00:31:24,599 --> 00:31:26,833
What part of reality
don't you understand?

727
00:31:26,901 --> 00:31:28,168
All I'm saying is,

728
00:31:28,236 --> 00:31:30,571
I just don't think
you know Madonna.

729
00:31:33,074 --> 00:31:34,775
That was me caring
for one second what
you think.

730
00:31:34,842 --> 00:31:37,110
Oh, but don't worry.
I'm over it.

731
00:31:39,581 --> 00:31:42,215
Natasha, you are so funny.

732
00:31:42,283 --> 00:31:43,750
Isn't she funny?

733
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:46,086
All: Yeah! Not.

734
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:48,989
Bye-bye.

735
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,058
Ok, first off,
you don't know Madonna.

736
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:52,859
You didn't even
talk to her. I did.

737
00:31:52,927 --> 00:31:54,895
And second,

738
00:31:54,963 --> 00:31:55,996
you can't tell anyone
about this phone.

739
00:31:56,064 --> 00:31:58,065
It's, like, a total
invasion of privacy.

740
00:31:58,132 --> 00:32:00,812
I've been thinking about it
all night, and we've got to
give it back.

741
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,570
You really are impossible.

742
00:32:03,638 --> 00:32:06,073
"Oh, Natasha, nothing
ever happens to me.

743
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:09,009
"Oh, Natasha,
my life is so boring.

744
00:32:09,077 --> 00:32:10,110
"Oh, Natasha...

745
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,913
Do I really say
"oh, Natasha" that often?

746
00:32:12,981 --> 00:32:13,981
The point...

747
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,315
Excitement has fallen
into your lap,

748
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:16,710
and you want nothing
to do with it.

749
00:32:19,821 --> 00:32:20,954
It's him.

750
00:32:21,055 --> 00:32:22,856
Pick up, pick up, pick up.

751
00:32:22,924 --> 00:32:23,957
Both: Hello?

752
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,158
Where have you been?

753
00:32:25,226 --> 00:32:26,259
I called you,
like, a million
times last night.

754
00:32:26,327 --> 00:32:27,327
Why didn't you answer?

755
00:32:27,328 --> 00:32:28,595
Sorry. Lights out
at 10:00.

756
00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:30,430
We know whose phone this is.

757
00:32:30,498 --> 00:32:32,666
Listen, I am sorry
for yelling at you,

758
00:32:32,734 --> 00:32:33,967
and I am sorry for
taking your phone,

759
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:37,971
but can we please,
please just meet
and trade phones?

760
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,774
Sure, no problem.
But first, we want
to talk to Jordan.

761
00:32:40,842 --> 00:32:42,009
What?

762
00:32:43,277 --> 00:32:44,911
Yeah, fine,
no problem. Sure.

763
00:32:44,979 --> 00:32:46,880
Hey, Jordan, can you
come here for a sec?

764
00:32:46,948 --> 00:32:50,050
Yeah, here I come.

765
00:32:50,118 --> 00:32:51,518
Hey, how's it going?

766
00:32:51,586 --> 00:32:54,054
Ok, Jordan, just for
security purposes,

767
00:32:54,122 --> 00:32:55,889
could we get you
to sing a few bars of...

768
00:32:55,957 --> 00:32:57,858
Your multi-platinum hit
Penelope...

769
00:32:57,925 --> 00:33:00,460
The live recording, not
the dance version remix.

770
00:33:00,528 --> 00:33:02,729
Yeah, sure, no problems.

771
00:33:02,797 --> 00:33:04,031
Penel...

772
00:33:04,098 --> 00:33:05,565
Wrong.

773
00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:07,801
They sweeten my voice in post.

774
00:33:07,869 --> 00:33:10,437
Look, you little twerps.
I need that phone back.

775
00:33:10,505 --> 00:33:12,339
No Jordan, no phone.

776
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:13,607
For all intents and purposes,

777
00:33:13,675 --> 00:33:14,775
I am Jordan.

778
00:33:14,842 --> 00:33:17,177
I handle every aspect
of Jordan's life.

779
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,279
Just give me back that phone.

780
00:33:19,380 --> 00:33:20,547
Repeat after me...

781
00:33:20,615 --> 00:33:22,349
"No Jordan,
no phone."

782
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,552
Fine. But can you
at least give me
Gwen Stefani's number?

783
00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:28,021
Jordan keeps asking for it.

784
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:30,057
Gwen Stefani?

785
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,661
Mrs. Aarons:
Save ashbrook house!

786
00:33:34,729 --> 00:33:38,131
Honk to save ashbrook house.

787
00:33:38,199 --> 00:33:41,435
This is what I get
for not having more
after-school activities.

788
00:33:41,502 --> 00:33:42,702
Yeah, well, this is what I get

789
00:33:42,737 --> 00:33:44,204
for not having
any other friends.

790
00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:48,041
This place is so cute...

791
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,644
An island of hope
in a sea of sameness.

792
00:33:50,712 --> 00:33:52,713
Not exactly what
i was going for.

793
00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:55,215
Besides, unless
my mom can generate

794
00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:56,850
some serious
community awareness,

795
00:33:56,918 --> 00:34:00,153
next week, it will be
a gas station and
a coffee place.

796
00:34:00,221 --> 00:34:02,422
Wait, isn't there
a coffee place just
2 blocks over?

797
00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:04,324
Yeah, but I could walk
to this one.

798
00:34:07,562 --> 00:34:09,863
Honk to save ashbrook house.

799
00:34:09,931 --> 00:34:11,798
Honk if you feel sorry for me.

800
00:34:13,101 --> 00:34:14,735
Honey! Hey,
good job, sweetie!

801
00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,770
Jordan's getting
his hair done today.

802
00:34:16,838 --> 00:34:18,271
Mrs. Aarons:
Ok, thank you.

803
00:34:18,339 --> 00:34:19,740
Highlights.

804
00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,007
So?

805
00:34:21,075 --> 00:34:22,943
So...

806
00:34:30,251 --> 00:34:31,852
Hello, it's Louise.

807
00:34:31,919 --> 00:34:33,920
Oh, hello, Louise.

808
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:37,190
This is Natasha,
Jordan Cahill's
personal assistant.

809
00:34:37,258 --> 00:34:38,692
Jordan's people.

810
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:39,760
What are you doing?

811
00:34:39,761 --> 00:34:41,862
Yes, I'm sure
you're very excited.

812
00:34:41,929 --> 00:34:44,297
ID just like to go over
a couple of ground rules
with you, Louise.

813
00:34:44,365 --> 00:34:45,732
Uh-huh.

814
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,101
Never look Mr. Cahill
directly in the eye.

815
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:50,337
Always kneel before
you speak to him.

816
00:34:50,404 --> 00:34:53,874
And remember,
he only eats raisins.

817
00:34:53,941 --> 00:34:54,941
Got that?

818
00:34:54,976 --> 00:34:56,309
Oh, and, Louise,

819
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:57,911
he wants all of
his hair cut off.

820
00:34:57,979 --> 00:35:00,514
Yes. You want it all off?

821
00:35:00,581 --> 00:35:01,581
That's right.

822
00:35:01,649 --> 00:35:03,817
Ok. Bye.
Thanks. Bye!

823
00:35:06,921 --> 00:35:08,789
No, no, no, no, no,
not his hair.

824
00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:10,590
We cannot cut Jordan's hair off.

825
00:35:10,658 --> 00:35:12,959
Oh, relax. No one's gonna
let her cut Jordan's hair.

826
00:35:20,234 --> 00:35:23,370
And voila!

827
00:35:23,437 --> 00:35:25,071
Aah!

828
00:35:25,139 --> 00:35:27,474
What have you done?

829
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,342
Raisin?

830
00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:31,611
Cooper: Thanks, mom.

831
00:35:31,679 --> 00:35:34,714
So I was like, there's
no way I got one wrong.

832
00:35:34,782 --> 00:35:35,782
Check it again.

833
00:35:35,783 --> 00:35:37,417
And so he did, and I was right,

834
00:35:37,485 --> 00:35:40,320
so he had to raise
my grade and lower
everyone else's.

835
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:41,922
Oh, honey!
I know!

836
00:35:41,989 --> 00:35:43,757
I knew I didn't get one
wrong, though.

837
00:35:43,791 --> 00:35:45,559
I mean, heh, you know?

838
00:35:45,626 --> 00:35:46,927
Dad, can I get a cell phone?

839
00:35:46,994 --> 00:35:47,928
No. Ask me
in a couple years.

840
00:35:47,995 --> 00:35:51,264
I want to get
one of those new ones...

841
00:35:51,332 --> 00:35:53,133
With TV reception

842
00:35:53,201 --> 00:35:55,836
and Internet access.

843
00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,270
You know, kind of like
that one that Brittany...

844
00:35:57,338 --> 00:35:59,339
Whoa! Whoa!

845
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,541
Honey, are you all right?

846
00:36:01,609 --> 00:36:04,377
How many times
have I told you not to
lean over in this chair?

847
00:36:04,445 --> 00:36:06,213
Sit.
I'll get it.

848
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,281
I'll get it.

849
00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:20,093
Ok. From what
i can tell,

850
00:36:20,161 --> 00:36:21,361
the world is coming to an end,

851
00:36:21,395 --> 00:36:22,662
and a boy named Jordan
cut his hair.

852
00:36:22,730 --> 00:36:24,397
What?

853
00:36:30,238 --> 00:36:33,306
And the golden mane is gone.

854
00:36:33,374 --> 00:36:35,375
Let's hope his fans
don't go with it.

855
00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:38,745
No word yet from
Jordan's record company
or management.

856
00:36:42,850 --> 00:36:44,851
I can't believe we did that.

857
00:36:44,919 --> 00:36:46,786
I can't believe they did that.

858
00:36:46,854 --> 00:36:49,890
No, Penelope, it really
doesn't look that bad.

859
00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:51,958
That bad?

860
00:36:52,026 --> 00:36:53,526
Not that bad?

861
00:36:53,594 --> 00:36:55,662
I am holding you
personally responsible.

862
00:36:55,730 --> 00:36:56,763
What did... me?

863
00:36:56,831 --> 00:36:57,964
It's not Eddie's fault.

864
00:36:58,032 --> 00:37:00,033
It's just hair.
It'll grow back.

865
00:37:00,101 --> 00:37:02,068
Besides, this is how
i used to wear it.

866
00:37:02,103 --> 00:37:03,737
Before you were famous.

867
00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:05,105
Don't you get it?

868
00:37:05,172 --> 00:37:06,640
The hair was the money.

869
00:37:06,707 --> 00:37:10,310
Then dress it up and make it
sing your lousy songs.

870
00:37:10,378 --> 00:37:13,980
Heh. Everyone has to
have an image.

871
00:37:14,048 --> 00:37:16,850
Part of yours was... Oh.

872
00:37:16,918 --> 00:37:18,351
Oh.

873
00:37:18,419 --> 00:37:20,453
New song, new look, new image...

874
00:37:20,521 --> 00:37:22,155
Heh. I'm a genius.

875
00:37:22,223 --> 00:37:23,290
Crisis averted.

876
00:37:23,357 --> 00:37:25,191
More than me
will be the premiere

877
00:37:25,259 --> 00:37:27,193
of a whole new
Jordan Cahill image.

878
00:37:27,261 --> 00:37:29,596
We'll just have to have
a couple of days of
reshoots.

879
00:37:30,865 --> 00:37:32,565
Call rolling stone.

880
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,301
Tell them if they
give us the cover,

881
00:37:34,368 --> 00:37:37,304
we will give them the
exclusive on Jordan
Cahill's new look.

882
00:37:37,371 --> 00:37:38,772
You're still writing.

883
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:39,940
You're now turning.
You're walking.

884
00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:41,308
Good. That's a start.

885
00:37:43,711 --> 00:37:44,911
Cool.

886
00:37:44,979 --> 00:37:47,147
So I guess I'm off the hook.

887
00:37:48,249 --> 00:37:50,250
Eddie...

888
00:37:50,318 --> 00:37:53,920
I know what really happened
this afternoon.

889
00:37:53,988 --> 00:37:58,224
The salon said that
someone called from
my personal cell phone.

890
00:37:58,292 --> 00:38:00,961
Jordan, I can explain.

891
00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:02,162
Thanks.

892
00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:03,163
I mean, I was gonna tell...

893
00:38:03,230 --> 00:38:04,531
Thanks?

894
00:38:04,598 --> 00:38:08,902
All I ever do is whine
about wanting to make
some changes,

895
00:38:08,970 --> 00:38:10,537
but never do anything about it.

896
00:38:10,604 --> 00:38:13,740
Half of my career has
been about my hair,

897
00:38:13,808 --> 00:38:17,143
and now it can be about
me and my music.

898
00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:19,913
Thanks for giving me
the push I needed.

899
00:38:19,981 --> 00:38:21,681
You're a good friend.

900
00:38:23,751 --> 00:38:26,586
Well, yeah. Sure.

901
00:38:26,654 --> 00:38:28,355
I mean, that's
what I'm here for.

902
00:38:32,994 --> 00:38:34,661
Oh, hey, can I get
my phone back?

903
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,097
Yeah, sure.

904
00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:40,133
There you go.

905
00:38:40,201 --> 00:38:42,235
Thank you.

906
00:38:44,505 --> 00:38:46,406
Um, it's not working.

907
00:38:46,474 --> 00:38:47,774
Oh, man, my bad.

908
00:38:47,842 --> 00:38:49,809
You know, after
i called the salon

909
00:38:49,877 --> 00:38:53,079
and downloaded all your
data like I always do,

910
00:38:53,147 --> 00:38:55,749
I must have forgotten
to charge it!

911
00:38:55,816 --> 00:38:58,018
I am such a fool!

912
00:38:58,085 --> 00:38:59,519
Eddie! Eddie!

913
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,267
Don't beat yourself up.
It's ok, all right?

914
00:39:01,322 --> 00:39:03,089
I'll have to call Penelope back
from the hotel phone.

915
00:39:03,157 --> 00:39:04,324
Thanks.

916
00:39:06,694 --> 00:39:08,395
You know...

917
00:39:08,462 --> 00:39:10,630
I really don't look half bad.

918
00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:14,200
Whew.

919
00:39:23,244 --> 00:39:24,811
He writes his own lyrics?

920
00:39:35,423 --> 00:39:38,191
I can either pummel you
within an inch of your life

921
00:39:38,259 --> 00:39:39,392
for being in my room again,

922
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,728
or you can help me break
the password on this thing.

923
00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,329
You know, you've got
dirty socks under here

924
00:39:43,397 --> 00:39:44,764
that are older than I am.

925
00:39:50,905 --> 00:39:52,372
Password.

926
00:39:55,943 --> 00:39:57,377
What's this guy's birthday?

927
00:39:57,445 --> 00:39:58,611
4-1-82.

928
00:40:03,217 --> 00:40:04,217
You're in.

929
00:40:04,218 --> 00:40:05,985
He uses his birthday?

930
00:40:06,053 --> 00:40:07,320
Nah.

931
00:40:07,388 --> 00:40:08,655
He's over 14.

932
00:40:08,722 --> 00:40:11,925
Everyone over 14 just uses
the factory setting.

933
00:40:30,177 --> 00:40:31,177
They're amazing.

934
00:40:31,212 --> 00:40:33,513
They're moving
and spiritual and sweet,

935
00:40:33,581 --> 00:40:36,583
about wanting to see
the world, live life...

936
00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:38,585
They're about the same things
i write about.

937
00:40:38,652 --> 00:40:40,987
You two were practically
separated at birth.

938
00:40:41,055 --> 00:40:42,335
See, his version of more than me

939
00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:44,557
is all about feeling
trapped and isolated

940
00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:46,493
and wanting to be different.

941
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,461
What are you wearing?

942
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:50,563
Oh, just a little
something I threw
together.

943
00:40:50,631 --> 00:40:52,165
Cute.
Thanks.

944
00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:54,367
Anyway, he misses his dogs
and his girlfriend,

945
00:40:54,435 --> 00:40:56,503
and he loves playing
flying saucer golf.

946
00:40:56,570 --> 00:40:59,739
Wait. What's that quaint
little expression
you used before?

947
00:40:59,807 --> 00:41:02,008
Oh, I remember!

948
00:41:02,076 --> 00:41:03,810
Invasion of privacy?

949
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,345
Don't you understand?

950
00:41:05,412 --> 00:41:08,014
See, the Jordan we see
isn't the real Jordan.

951
00:41:08,082 --> 00:41:10,150
They're forcing him
to do all this stuff.

952
00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:11,317
They?

953
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:14,287
I don't know, "they."
His people.

954
00:41:14,355 --> 00:41:16,322
Like that guy who won't
give me my phone back.

955
00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:17,790
We need to help him.

956
00:41:17,858 --> 00:41:19,192
Why should we help him?

957
00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:21,628
He didn't even call us
to thank us for the
fabulous haircut.

958
00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:28,067
Brittany: So operation
save Jordan was launched.

959
00:41:28,135 --> 00:41:29,936
Of course, there was no reason

960
00:41:30,004 --> 00:41:34,407
I couldn't make a few
positive changes of my own.

961
00:41:34,475 --> 00:41:37,010
If I were you
I'd be taking it easy

962
00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:39,579
kick back and relax
for a little while

963
00:41:39,647 --> 00:41:42,182
I'll still be here
tomorrow

964
00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:47,053
Brittany: The first thing to go
was that tacky Vegas wardrobe.

965
00:41:49,056 --> 00:41:50,056
Much better.

966
00:41:50,124 --> 00:41:52,325
Reach out
for a comfortable chair

967
00:41:52,393 --> 00:41:56,196
3 jumps, throw your arms
in the air

968
00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,531
'cause it's a good life

969
00:41:58,599 --> 00:41:59,799
so why y'all trippin'?

970
00:41:59,867 --> 00:42:01,868
The good life's
slippin' away

971
00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,269
it's a good life

972
00:42:03,337 --> 00:42:05,004
so why y'all trippin'?

973
00:42:05,072 --> 00:42:06,839
The good life's
slippin' away

974
00:42:06,907 --> 00:42:08,541
Brittany: I might still have
writer's block,

975
00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:12,378
but I knew how to
brighten up Jordan's day.

976
00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:13,646
It's a good life

977
00:42:13,714 --> 00:42:15,415
so why y'all trippin'?

978
00:42:15,482 --> 00:42:18,017
The good life's
slippin' away

979
00:42:28,095 --> 00:42:30,363
and if your boss
is givin' you pressure

980
00:42:30,431 --> 00:42:31,831
Please? Please?

981
00:42:31,899 --> 00:42:32,899
No!
Please!

982
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,067
No.
Please!

983
00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:35,735
No.
What's your pleasure?

984
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:38,271
In time you'll be singing
like a lark

985
00:42:38,339 --> 00:42:39,872
pretty soon,
you're sorry

986
00:42:39,940 --> 00:42:40,974
watch out for all

987
00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:43,376
somebody
will heed your call

988
00:42:43,444 --> 00:42:45,945
reach out
for a comfortable chair

989
00:42:46,013 --> 00:42:51,351
3 jumps, throw your arms
in the air

990
00:42:54,054 --> 00:42:57,557
Brittany:
It's amazing what new hair
will do for your attitude.

991
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,233
It's a good life

992
00:43:07,301 --> 00:43:08,768
so why y'all trippin'?

993
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,937
The good life's
slippin' away

994
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,472
yeah, it's a good life

995
00:43:12,539 --> 00:43:14,040
so why y'all trippin'?

996
00:43:14,108 --> 00:43:16,476
The good life's
slippin' away

997
00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:25,285
it's a good life

998
00:43:25,352 --> 00:43:26,953
why y'all trippin'?

999
00:43:27,988 --> 00:43:29,188
Crazy

1000
00:43:29,256 --> 00:43:31,791
can't you see?

1001
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,027
Give me your love

1002
00:43:34,094 --> 00:43:36,296
I'll give you my heart

1003
00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,398
it felt like
forever, baby

1004
00:43:38,465 --> 00:43:39,799
right from the start

1005
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:40,733
I'm sorry.

1006
00:43:40,801 --> 00:43:42,602
Bright as the moon

1007
00:43:42,670 --> 00:43:46,105
I'm sorry, guys.
Len, it still isn't
working for me.

1008
00:43:46,173 --> 00:43:47,340
Thank you.

1009
00:43:49,476 --> 00:43:51,244
You two think you're
pretty smart, don't ya?

1010
00:43:51,312 --> 00:43:53,546
Well, not really. I mean,
my grades were decent.

1011
00:43:53,614 --> 00:43:55,114
Heh. Thought you'd
get away with this,

1012
00:43:55,182 --> 00:43:56,422
and I wasn't gonna even notice.

1013
00:43:56,483 --> 00:43:58,685
It wasn't us, I swear.

1014
00:43:58,752 --> 00:44:00,386
Besides, remember I said
i wasn't this smart?

1015
00:44:00,454 --> 00:44:01,754
Mmm.

1016
00:44:01,822 --> 00:44:03,589
Although you gotta admit,
he does seem a lot happier.

1017
00:44:03,657 --> 00:44:04,657
Heh heh heh.

1018
00:44:04,692 --> 00:44:07,760
Oh, yeah.
Warms my heart

1019
00:44:07,828 --> 00:44:08,928
to see him walk off the set

1020
00:44:08,996 --> 00:44:11,264
with a smile on his face.

1021
00:44:11,332 --> 00:44:12,465
2 years ago, Jordan was a nobody

1022
00:44:12,533 --> 00:44:13,499
playing in a basement band,

1023
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:14,867
and you were nobody's friend.

1024
00:44:14,935 --> 00:44:17,704
One more surprise...
Just one more...

1025
00:44:17,771 --> 00:44:19,572
And it's back to
the basement for
the both of you.

1026
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,374
Do we understand each other?

1027
00:44:21,442 --> 00:44:23,376
Yes.

1028
00:44:23,444 --> 00:44:26,479
Excellent. Now,
i want you to be
a good little Minion

1029
00:44:26,547 --> 00:44:29,682
and go convince our star
to sing the song
i want him to sing.

1030
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,684
Go, go, go, go.

1031
00:44:36,857 --> 00:44:37,857
Hey, Eddie.

1032
00:44:37,858 --> 00:44:40,727
I'm not gonna
give up my tears

1033
00:44:40,794 --> 00:44:43,463
and let love pass me by

1034
00:44:43,530 --> 00:44:46,299
I know I'll find

1035
00:44:46,367 --> 00:44:49,268
what I'm praying for

1036
00:44:49,336 --> 00:44:51,037
Jessie: Brittany!

1037
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:57,243
I loved it!
It was great!

1038
00:44:57,311 --> 00:44:58,711
Did you really like it, Tasha?

1039
00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:00,179
Because it totally
just came to me.

1040
00:45:00,247 --> 00:45:01,381
I'm serious. I loved it.

1041
00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:02,915
Well, usually, it takes me
forever to write a song,

1042
00:45:02,983 --> 00:45:04,083
but this one...
No, no. I liked the part

1043
00:45:04,151 --> 00:45:05,118
where you said "through
the open door."

1044
00:45:05,185 --> 00:45:06,052
Yeah.
It's a...

1045
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,186
It's totally great.

1046
00:45:07,254 --> 00:45:08,821
Well, listen, I think
i hear a banana split

1047
00:45:08,889 --> 00:45:10,823
calling my name,
so I'll talk to you
tomorrow, ok?

1048
00:45:10,891 --> 00:45:12,558
Bye.

1049
00:45:18,399 --> 00:45:21,134
Mrs. Aarons, crying:
Oh, I know, I know.

1050
00:45:21,168 --> 00:45:25,605
How stupid am i
to care so much about
a condemned old house?

1051
00:45:25,672 --> 00:45:26,906
It's not stupid.

1052
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,841
A tad obsessive, perhaps...

1053
00:45:28,909 --> 00:45:31,911
More sympathy, less levity.

1054
00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:34,747
Hey...

1055
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:37,417
Since when is it stupid to care?

1056
00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:39,051
You're fighting
for something
you believe in.

1057
00:45:39,119 --> 00:45:42,054
It's one of the
reasons I love you
so much,

1058
00:45:42,122 --> 00:45:46,192
and it's what makes you you.

1059
00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:48,561
Much better.

1060
00:45:49,763 --> 00:45:52,765
I just wish I could
make people understand

1061
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,368
that that house...

1062
00:45:55,436 --> 00:45:58,137
Is the last thing that makes
our little corner of suburbia

1063
00:45:58,205 --> 00:46:00,740
the least bit unique.

1064
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,444
An island of hope
in a sea of sameness.

1065
00:46:04,511 --> 00:46:05,878
You know, the other day,

1066
00:46:05,946 --> 00:46:08,881
I pulled into
the wrong driveway.

1067
00:46:10,551 --> 00:46:11,584
Really?

1068
00:46:11,652 --> 00:46:13,953
Well, don't give up yet.

1069
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,301
After the big rally on Saturday,

1070
00:46:15,322 --> 00:46:16,456
who knows what'll happen, and...

1071
00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:17,824
Oh, I know.

1072
00:46:17,891 --> 00:46:23,362
7 people are scheduled
to attend Saturday's big rally.

1073
00:46:23,430 --> 00:46:26,699
8, if I could get at least one
of my own children to show up.

1074
00:46:28,402 --> 00:46:30,970
Well, I'd probably
only count on 7.

1075
00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:32,538
Yeah.

1076
00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:43,549
It's all right.

1077
00:46:48,589 --> 00:46:51,224
Eddie: Ok, Brittany, now
it's my turn to talk.

1078
00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:53,359
This has got to end,
do you hear me?

1079
00:46:53,427 --> 00:46:54,694
And I got a news flash
for you, little missy.

1080
00:46:54,761 --> 00:46:56,062
You're not helping Jordan.

1081
00:46:56,129 --> 00:46:57,497
You're destroying him.

1082
00:46:57,564 --> 00:47:00,266
Uh, this isn't Brittany.
I'm calling Brittany.

1083
00:47:00,334 --> 00:47:01,567
Who's this?

1084
00:47:01,602 --> 00:47:03,836
Uh, wrong number!

1085
00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:07,006
You know him?

1086
00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,541
I know Jordan.

1087
00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:09,609
Brittany:
Natasha, I've got
to talk to you.

1088
00:47:09,676 --> 00:47:11,310
I had the most brilliant idea.

1089
00:47:11,378 --> 00:47:13,145
What's everyone...

1090
00:47:13,213 --> 00:47:15,414
Do you really know
Jordan Cahill?

1091
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,087
Ok, you can tell me.
Tell me.

1092
00:47:21,154 --> 00:47:23,356
So, do you know Jordan
or don't you?

1093
00:47:23,423 --> 00:47:25,057
Yes.

1094
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,560
I so wanted to tell you.

1095
00:47:27,628 --> 00:47:29,195
I have his phone.
I know everything
there is to know

1096
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:30,696
about him.
We made him cut his hair.

1097
00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:31,998
You did that?

1098
00:47:32,065 --> 00:47:33,199
Totally.
Actually, it was...

1099
00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:35,468
Something had to be
done about that
unruly mop.

1100
00:47:35,536 --> 00:47:36,869
It wasn't even your idea.
It was mine.

1101
00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:39,338
The new clothes,
the new look,
all me.

1102
00:47:39,406 --> 00:47:41,173
I can make him do
anything I want.

1103
00:47:41,241 --> 00:47:43,876
Oh, and, i talked to Madonna!

1104
00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:44,977
So did I.

1105
00:47:45,045 --> 00:47:46,913
Can we meet him?
Please, please, please?

1106
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,681
That's my brilliant idea.

1107
00:47:48,749 --> 00:47:51,918
Uh, wait.
Where's Natasha?

1108
00:47:51,985 --> 00:47:54,587
Who knows? Who cares?
What's your idea?

1109
00:47:54,655 --> 00:47:56,589
You can all see Jordan tomorrow

1110
00:47:56,657 --> 00:47:58,190
at the save ashbrook
house rally.

1111
00:47:58,258 --> 00:47:59,926
Is he going to sing?

1112
00:47:59,993 --> 00:48:02,228
If I say so.

1113
00:48:12,923 --> 00:48:14,290
Jordan sings at
the rally tomorrow,

1114
00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:15,758
and I give the phone back.

1115
00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:18,127
No. There's absolutely
no way. It's impossible.

1116
00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:19,862
He has to. I've
already told people.

1117
00:48:19,930 --> 00:48:21,664
Well, that's not my problem.

1118
00:48:24,101 --> 00:48:25,735
But it has to be your problem.

1119
00:48:25,769 --> 00:48:27,637
Natasha, where are you?

1120
00:48:27,704 --> 00:48:29,205
Ok, fine.

1121
00:48:29,273 --> 00:48:30,740
If Jordan's not there tomorrow,

1122
00:48:30,807 --> 00:48:32,708
I'll erase everything
on his phone.

1123
00:48:32,776 --> 00:48:36,078
Including his address book,

1124
00:48:36,146 --> 00:48:37,480
his to-do list,

1125
00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:39,548
oh, and all the songs
that he's written.

1126
00:48:39,616 --> 00:48:40,683
No, no, no.
You can't do that.

1127
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:41,784
Those are the only
copies I made.

1128
00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:42,985
I never downloaded them.

1129
00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:44,553
And that's not my problem.

1130
00:48:44,621 --> 00:48:47,223
So, 2:00,
he'll be there?

1131
00:48:47,291 --> 00:48:48,991
Yes. He'll
be there.
Excellent.

1132
00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:52,728
Whoops. Gotta go.
It's the girlfriend.

1133
00:48:54,064 --> 00:48:55,998
Hi, Penelope.

1134
00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:57,667
No. This is
Brittany.

1135
00:48:57,734 --> 00:49:00,736
Let's just say I'm a friend.

1136
00:49:00,804 --> 00:49:02,104
Flying in on Saturday?

1137
00:49:02,172 --> 00:49:04,040
Ooh, no. Saturday's
bad for Jordan.

1138
00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:05,741
I'm pretty sure
he's already booked.

1139
00:49:05,809 --> 00:49:07,109
Ok. Bye-bye.

1140
00:49:13,116 --> 00:49:15,384
I just can't believe
Jordan Cahill

1141
00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:17,019
is really going
to come to my rally.

1142
00:49:17,087 --> 00:49:18,688
You can believe it.

1143
00:49:18,755 --> 00:49:19,789
We are so proud of you, honey.

1144
00:49:19,856 --> 00:49:21,724
How'd you even pull this off?

1145
00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:22,872
You know, this isn't really

1146
00:49:22,926 --> 00:49:24,427
supposed to be
my night to clear.

1147
00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:26,729
Jessie, please.
Your sister's trying
to tell a story.

1148
00:49:29,966 --> 00:49:31,934
You just have to know
who to call.

1149
00:49:32,002 --> 00:49:33,269
I explained what it was for,

1150
00:49:33,337 --> 00:49:35,004
and they were more
than happy to help out.

1151
00:49:35,072 --> 00:49:36,806
Well, I'm still amazed
you even got through.

1152
00:49:36,873 --> 00:49:38,174
I'm not.

1153
00:49:38,241 --> 00:49:39,342
You can be excused, mister.

1154
00:49:39,409 --> 00:49:41,444
Oh, I am just so excited!

1155
00:49:41,511 --> 00:49:44,013
This is going to be
a real protest rally

1156
00:49:44,081 --> 00:49:46,916
with songs, and speeches,
and celebrities!

1157
00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:48,684
With all the press
and the publicity,

1158
00:49:48,752 --> 00:49:50,419
the city's going
to have to declare it

1159
00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:51,687
an historical landmark.

1160
00:49:51,755 --> 00:49:53,289
Oh! This is going
to be so much fun!

1161
00:49:53,357 --> 00:49:55,758
I don't know if fun
is the right word.

1162
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:58,060
I'm guessing
Jordan's gonna be
a little depressed.

1163
00:49:58,128 --> 00:50:00,996
Depressed? Why would
he be depressed?

1164
00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:02,231
He just broke up
with his girlfriend.

1165
00:50:02,299 --> 00:50:03,499
Or, actually, they're saying

1166
00:50:03,567 --> 00:50:04,734
that she broke up with him.

1167
00:50:04,801 --> 00:50:06,235
No.

1168
00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:10,406
Do you sense
we're not getting
the entire story?

1169
00:50:23,053 --> 00:50:24,487
Lately, nothing seems
to be going right

1170
00:50:24,554 --> 00:50:25,921
for the prince of pop.

1171
00:50:25,989 --> 00:50:28,057
He's now hairless, loveless,

1172
00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,258
and insiders tell us

1173
00:50:29,326 --> 00:50:31,026
his new video
is behind schedule.

1174
00:50:31,094 --> 00:50:34,330
Is Jordan's reign
finally coming to an end?

1175
00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:35,398
No!

1176
00:50:35,432 --> 00:50:36,899
We're supposed
to be helping him.

1177
00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:38,834
Wow, you must feel horrible.

1178
00:50:38,902 --> 00:50:40,403
Ooh!

1179
00:50:55,152 --> 00:50:56,585
Hi, Brittany.

1180
00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:58,621
I was beginning to wonder
if I was ever going
to see you here.

1181
00:50:58,688 --> 00:51:00,589
Hi, um, is Natasha here?

1182
00:51:00,657 --> 00:51:02,191
I called her, like,
a gazillion times
last night,

1183
00:51:02,259 --> 00:51:03,559
but she never answered.

1184
00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:05,361
She's in her room.
You can go on up.

1185
00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:07,296
Thanks.
Brittany...

1186
00:51:07,364 --> 00:51:09,131
I just wanted to tell
you how happy I am

1187
00:51:09,199 --> 00:51:10,599
that Natasha met you.

1188
00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:12,635
She is so shy,

1189
00:51:12,702 --> 00:51:15,037
sometimes it's hard
for her to make friends.

1190
00:51:15,105 --> 00:51:16,505
Shy? Yeah, right.

1191
00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:18,413
And by the way,
we are going to have
a barbecue,

1192
00:51:18,475 --> 00:51:19,755
if you want
to swing by tomorrow.

1193
00:51:19,776 --> 00:51:21,076
Natasha's dad's coming home.

1194
00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:23,913
Home? Here?

1195
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:26,649
Of course here.
He's been traveling
lately.

1196
00:51:26,716 --> 00:51:29,785
Paris? Rome? Madrid?

1197
00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:31,093
Actually, mostly around buffalo.

1198
00:51:31,121 --> 00:51:34,490
Stationery sales
keep him on the road
all the time.

1199
00:51:34,558 --> 00:51:35,858
It'll be good to have him home.

1200
00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:37,526
Sure.

1201
00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:38,727
I've been living
in Europe off and on

1202
00:51:38,795 --> 00:51:39,829
for the last couple of years.

1203
00:51:39,896 --> 00:51:41,130
The rest of my time
I'm with my mom.

1204
00:51:41,198 --> 00:51:43,833
Mom, this is Natasha.
She's from New York.

1205
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:46,268
The city had a certain
je ne sais quoi.

1206
00:51:46,336 --> 00:51:47,603
We went to tons of concerts,

1207
00:51:47,671 --> 00:51:49,972
and the most amazing shopping.

1208
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,974
I used to have one
just like that
when I lived in Madrid.

1209
00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:53,776
I-I'm sorry,
i just...

1210
00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:56,946
I don't know why,
but I thought...

1211
00:51:58,682 --> 00:52:00,282
Never mind.

1212
00:52:07,991 --> 00:52:08,991
Hey!

1213
00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:09,925
Why didn't you call me back?

1214
00:52:09,993 --> 00:52:11,293
We are in serious trouble.

1215
00:52:11,361 --> 00:52:13,362
Look, we're not
in anything together.

1216
00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,297
Ok, maybe I shouldn't
have told people

1217
00:52:15,365 --> 00:52:16,866
that Jordan would
come sing at the rally.

1218
00:52:16,933 --> 00:52:18,234
But you've got to help me.

1219
00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,635
Why should i help you?

1220
00:52:19,703 --> 00:52:21,170
So you can take all
the credit again?

1221
00:52:21,238 --> 00:52:23,772
You think I want the credit

1222
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,541
for breaking up
Jordan and Penelope?

1223
00:52:25,609 --> 00:52:27,610
Ha. Wow.

1224
00:52:27,677 --> 00:52:29,144
Is there anything you won't do

1225
00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:30,412
to be the center of attention?

1226
00:52:30,447 --> 00:52:33,649
Me... Me?

1227
00:52:35,118 --> 00:52:37,152
Your mom thinks
that you have no friends

1228
00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:38,854
because you're shy.

1229
00:52:38,922 --> 00:52:40,623
Well, I know the real reason.

1230
00:52:40,690 --> 00:52:41,790
It's because you're a liar.

1231
00:52:41,858 --> 00:52:43,526
Me? Me?

1232
00:52:43,593 --> 00:52:45,227
What about you?

1233
00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:47,630
"Oh, I'm not really
a Jordan Cahill fan."
Please.

1234
00:52:47,697 --> 00:52:49,398
You love him.

1235
00:52:49,466 --> 00:52:53,402
"I lived with my dad
in Europe. I'm fabulous."

1236
00:52:53,470 --> 00:52:55,704
Your parents
aren't even divorced.

1237
00:52:55,772 --> 00:52:57,306
Your dad is a salesman.

1238
00:52:57,374 --> 00:53:00,042
So? And I never
said they were.

1239
00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:02,444
And I am fabulous.

1240
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:03,979
It's the only reason
you even talk to me.

1241
00:53:04,047 --> 00:53:05,948
I talked to you

1242
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,516
because I felt sorry for you.

1243
00:53:07,584 --> 00:53:10,152
You talked to me
because you thought
i was cool.

1244
00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:11,220
More like pathetic.

1245
00:53:11,221 --> 00:53:13,289
Ok, well, if I'm so pathetic,

1246
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:15,457
then how come you're
so desperate to be
just like me?

1247
00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:16,825
Nice outfit.

1248
00:53:16,893 --> 00:53:18,794
Yeah. "I wanna be
different.

1249
00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:19,995
I wanna stand out."

1250
00:53:20,063 --> 00:53:21,764
Well, newsflash.

1251
00:53:21,798 --> 00:53:23,899
There's absolutely
nothing unique
about you.

1252
00:53:23,967 --> 00:53:26,502
That's not true.

1253
00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:28,003
Calling me a liar?

1254
00:53:28,071 --> 00:53:29,204
Your life's a lie.

1255
00:53:29,272 --> 00:53:32,074
I should've never
listened to you.

1256
00:53:32,142 --> 00:53:35,210
I should've just
given the phone back
when I wanted to.

1257
00:53:35,278 --> 00:53:37,179
Oh, like, this is all my fault?

1258
00:53:37,247 --> 00:53:39,048
What is going on here?

1259
00:53:42,986 --> 00:53:44,253
Yeah. Have fun
at your rally!

1260
00:53:44,321 --> 00:53:46,755
Say hi to Jordan for me!

1261
00:53:51,127 --> 00:53:54,396
Did I hear you say

1262
00:53:54,464 --> 00:53:56,065
whatever?

1263
00:53:56,132 --> 00:53:58,767
Turn and walk away

1264
00:53:58,835 --> 00:54:02,037
forever

1265
00:54:02,105 --> 00:54:05,207
was it my mistake?

1266
00:54:05,275 --> 00:54:08,844
Or did we just

1267
00:54:08,912 --> 00:54:12,114
get too close?

1268
00:54:13,216 --> 00:54:14,316
Until we meet again

1269
00:54:14,384 --> 00:54:19,421
I think you better learn
to live

1270
00:54:19,489 --> 00:54:22,191
for the sake
of living now

1271
00:54:22,258 --> 00:54:24,259
until your heart
is breaking

1272
00:54:24,327 --> 00:54:26,929
give your all
and don't hold back

1273
00:54:26,997 --> 00:54:30,032
tell the truth
and don't forget to laugh

1274
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,334
laugh
till your body's aching

1275
00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:33,569
cry
cry

1276
00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:36,038
till your hands
are shaking

1277
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,773
wherever you go

1278
00:54:37,841 --> 00:54:40,409
wherever you go

1279
00:54:40,477 --> 00:54:42,611
whatever you do

1280
00:54:43,647 --> 00:54:47,383
don't live
a whatever life

1281
00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:49,718
Do not yell at me!

1282
00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:51,186
I am sorry that
i kept the phone.

1283
00:54:51,254 --> 00:54:53,188
I am sorry that I said
Jordan had to sing.

1284
00:54:53,256 --> 00:54:55,691
And I'm sorry that
i threatened to erase
all of his songs.

1285
00:54:55,759 --> 00:54:57,459
I'm sorry for everything.

1286
00:54:57,527 --> 00:54:59,595
I just wish none of this
had ever happened.

1287
00:54:59,663 --> 00:55:02,264
And I wish
you'd told me that
an hour ago.

1288
00:55:02,332 --> 00:55:03,766
What?

1289
00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:05,501
Because then I wouldn't
have had to tell
Jordan the truth,

1290
00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:06,902
so he could come sing
at your little event,

1291
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,210
then he wouldn't have found out

1292
00:55:08,271 --> 00:55:11,173
that his life
is being controlled
by 2 teenage girls,

1293
00:55:11,241 --> 00:55:13,275
then he wouldn't have
disappeared.

1294
00:55:13,343 --> 00:55:14,743
Disappeared?

1295
00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:16,145
What do you mean he disappeared?

1296
00:55:16,212 --> 00:55:17,446
I mean,
that's it. Ok?

1297
00:55:17,514 --> 00:55:19,581
He ran away.
He had enough.

1298
00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:21,784
And it's all your fault.

1299
00:55:21,851 --> 00:55:23,318
Nice job!
Wait! No!

1300
00:55:24,921 --> 00:55:26,655
This can't be my fault, too.

1301
00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:28,657
Was that him?

1302
00:55:28,725 --> 00:55:30,793
Who? Jordan?
No. He's long gone.

1303
00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:32,227
Ok.

1304
00:55:33,430 --> 00:55:35,497
Hey, guys.
We going somewhere?

1305
00:55:35,565 --> 00:55:37,533
Yeah. Going on
a little field trip.

1306
00:55:39,936 --> 00:55:42,137
We are going to find
that ungrateful
little punk

1307
00:55:42,205 --> 00:55:43,472
before the press
gets ahold of this,

1308
00:55:43,540 --> 00:55:45,874
bring him back here,
and talk some sense
into him.

1309
00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:47,776
Ok. Just curious,
but how do you
expect to find him?

1310
00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:49,445
He has his phone
on him, doesn't he?

1311
00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:51,080
Oh, yeah, sure.
Why don't you
give him a call?

1312
00:55:51,147 --> 00:55:52,548
I already tried that.

1313
00:55:52,615 --> 00:55:54,083
See, I'm not going to call him.

1314
00:55:54,150 --> 00:55:56,085
I called the phone company
and activated
his global find.

1315
00:55:56,152 --> 00:55:57,586
See, those high-end phones

1316
00:55:57,654 --> 00:55:59,788
have a global
tracking device in them
so you never lose them.

1317
00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,423
Well, there is a thing?

1318
00:56:01,491 --> 00:56:03,125
Did everybody know
about this thing?

1319
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,593
Shut up and get in the car.

1320
00:56:04,661 --> 00:56:06,295
Oh!

1321
00:56:06,396 --> 00:56:08,030
You got a minivan?

1322
00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:09,865
It's all they had.

1323
00:56:23,613 --> 00:56:24,913
Did you find him?
Is he ok?

1324
00:56:24,981 --> 00:56:26,248
I'm fine.

1325
00:56:29,652 --> 00:56:30,652
Jordan?

1326
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,321
I hear you have my phone.

1327
00:56:32,388 --> 00:56:34,623
I am so, so, so,
so, so, so sorry.

1328
00:56:34,691 --> 00:56:36,658
I never meant
for you and Penelope
to break up.

1329
00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:38,494
Oh. Don't blame
yourself for that.

1330
00:56:38,528 --> 00:56:40,395
We were breaking up
with or without you.

1331
00:56:40,463 --> 00:56:42,264
Taxi!

1332
00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:43,866
And I love your songs.
I'd never erase them.

1333
00:56:43,933 --> 00:56:45,868
More than me is so beautiful.

1334
00:56:45,935 --> 00:56:46,935
Yeah, right.

1335
00:56:47,003 --> 00:56:48,971
No. The version
you wrote.

1336
00:56:49,038 --> 00:56:53,408
I kind of, might have
accidentally broken
your password.

1337
00:56:53,476 --> 00:56:55,677
Not real big on boundaries, huh?

1338
00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:57,479
Again. Sorry.

1339
00:56:57,547 --> 00:57:00,249
But why don't you
record that version?

1340
00:57:00,316 --> 00:57:02,785
Well, that's
the multi-million dollar
question, literally.

1341
00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:03,919
Taxi!

1342
00:57:03,987 --> 00:57:05,387
Uh, you're never gonna
catch a taxi.

1343
00:57:05,388 --> 00:57:06,722
This is the suburbs.

1344
00:57:06,790 --> 00:57:08,891
Yeah. I'm starting
to figure that out.

1345
00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:12,461
The record company
owns me and
my next 6 albums.

1346
00:57:12,529 --> 00:57:13,729
If I want to record,

1347
00:57:13,797 --> 00:57:15,264
I have to record what len says.

1348
00:57:15,331 --> 00:57:17,399
But you can't just give up.

1349
00:57:17,467 --> 00:57:19,001
You're Jordan Cahill.

1350
00:57:19,068 --> 00:57:20,402
There he is!

1351
00:57:20,470 --> 00:57:22,805
Hey, what are you doing
with Jordan's phone?

1352
00:57:22,872 --> 00:57:24,506
Chase her. Hurry up.

1353
00:57:24,574 --> 00:57:25,941
Chase her.

1354
00:57:26,009 --> 00:57:28,177
Aah!

1355
00:57:53,436 --> 00:57:55,237
Hey, hey

1356
00:57:58,842 --> 00:58:00,576
hey, hey

1357
00:58:07,283 --> 00:58:08,817
hey

1358
00:58:22,799 --> 00:58:24,266
Anybody home?

1359
00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,635
Jessie: Mom and dad
are setting up
for the rally.

1360
00:58:29,606 --> 00:58:31,139
Hey! Shouldn't you
be there?

1361
00:58:31,207 --> 00:58:32,975
I'm leaving
if you want
to come with me.

1362
00:58:34,878 --> 00:58:37,012
Please, please pick up.

1363
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,547
I can't.

1364
00:58:38,615 --> 00:58:40,148
I'm not home.

1365
00:58:40,216 --> 00:58:41,650
Both: Oh!

1366
00:58:43,086 --> 00:58:44,620
Both: I am so sorry.

1367
00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:46,221
Everything you said
about me is true.

1368
00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:47,569
I just wanted to be your friend.

1369
00:58:47,624 --> 00:58:49,057
And I just wanted you
to like me.

1370
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:50,359
And you've traveled
all over the world.

1371
00:58:50,426 --> 00:58:51,560
And you have such great friends,

1372
00:58:51,628 --> 00:58:52,761
and you're so good
at everything you do.

1373
00:58:52,829 --> 00:58:54,196
And you're so cool,

1374
00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:55,397
and you have all
these great clothes.

1375
00:58:55,465 --> 00:58:56,698
I think I was just
jealous of you.

1376
00:58:56,766 --> 00:58:58,233
Oh, shut up.
I was jealous of you.

1377
00:58:58,301 --> 00:59:00,903
Shut up.
I didn't tell you.

1378
00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:02,237
I talked to Jordan.

1379
00:59:02,305 --> 00:59:03,372
Really?
What did he say?

1380
00:59:03,439 --> 00:59:04,559
He ran away.
He's getting out

1381
00:59:04,574 --> 00:59:05,774
of the music business forever.

1382
00:59:05,775 --> 00:59:07,542
Because of what we did?
No. Actually,

1383
00:59:07,610 --> 00:59:08,777
I think he loved
everything we did.

1384
00:59:08,845 --> 00:59:10,045
Well, except for the threats

1385
00:59:10,113 --> 00:59:12,180
and the extortion,
but pretty much
everything else.

1386
00:59:12,248 --> 00:59:13,482
It's his record company.

1387
00:59:13,549 --> 00:59:14,650
They won't let him record

1388
00:59:14,717 --> 00:59:16,351
any of
the wonderful songs
that he's written.

1389
00:59:16,419 --> 00:59:17,886
That's so wrong.

1390
00:59:17,954 --> 00:59:19,554
Hey, isn't he supposed
to be singing

1391
00:59:19,622 --> 00:59:21,089
at your mom's rally
in about an hour?

1392
00:59:21,157 --> 00:59:22,858
That's probably not
going to happen.

1393
00:59:22,926 --> 00:59:25,227
And I was so finally
starting to like
my life.

1394
00:59:25,295 --> 00:59:26,862
It could still happen.

1395
00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:28,730
But we've got to find him
and get your phone back.

1396
00:59:28,798 --> 00:59:31,533
Not really all
that worried about
my phone right now.

1397
00:59:31,601 --> 00:59:33,535
No. I've got
an idea.

1398
00:59:38,508 --> 00:59:40,008
Cooper!

1399
00:59:41,177 --> 00:59:43,178
I'm never wrong.

1400
00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:44,780
Later. Let's go.

1401
00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:50,252
Yes!

1402
00:59:52,822 --> 00:59:54,489
Jordan, please,
just stay right
where you are.

1403
00:59:54,557 --> 00:59:55,917
We'll be there
in, like, 5 minutes.

1404
00:59:55,925 --> 00:59:58,994
I swear. I don't think
he trusts me.

1405
01:00:00,363 --> 01:00:01,897
I'm really sorry about this.

1406
01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:04,499
Where's Jordan?

1407
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,736
I might have
forgotten to mention

1408
01:00:07,804 --> 01:00:09,237
the part
about the thugs
trying to stop us.

1409
01:00:09,305 --> 01:00:10,305
You think?

1410
01:00:11,841 --> 01:00:14,042
Aah!
Aah!

1411
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,278
Aaaaaaah!

1412
01:00:27,857 --> 01:00:29,224
What're we going to do?

1413
01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:30,392
Let's cut through
the McDonalds' yard.

1414
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,094
That way!

1415
01:00:46,075 --> 01:00:47,609
Woman: Brittany?

1416
01:00:47,677 --> 01:00:50,445
Hi, Mrs. McDonald.
Hi, Devon.

1417
01:00:50,513 --> 01:00:52,114
Hi.

1418
01:00:52,181 --> 01:00:53,515
Brittany...

1419
01:00:54,684 --> 01:00:55,684
Yes, Mrs. McDonald?

1420
01:00:55,685 --> 01:00:57,219
Can you babysit Thursday?

1421
01:00:57,286 --> 01:00:59,688
Um, Thursday.
Yes. Sure.

1422
01:00:59,756 --> 01:01:01,156
See you then.

1423
01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,095
Slow down.
Wait up.

1424
01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:09,363
I'm wearing
these cork sandals...
fabulous for everything

1425
01:01:09,399 --> 01:01:11,199
but walking
and eluding bad guys.

1426
01:01:11,267 --> 01:01:12,367
Aah!

1427
01:01:12,435 --> 01:01:14,236
Thought maybe
you could use this.

1428
01:01:14,270 --> 01:01:15,637
But how did you know?

1429
01:01:15,705 --> 01:01:16,705
Back of the door.

1430
01:01:16,706 --> 01:01:18,073
Thank you.

1431
01:01:18,141 --> 01:01:19,581
Stay out of my room,
you little brat.

1432
01:01:22,111 --> 01:01:24,780
Oh, I don't do helmets.

1433
01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:27,049
But this looks really pretty.

1434
01:01:32,722 --> 01:01:34,856
Amazing. A completely
new direction for Jordan.

1435
01:01:34,924 --> 01:01:36,291
Oh, watch out!
Careful.

1436
01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:38,727
Sorry. My assistant
is driving like
a maniac today.

1437
01:01:38,795 --> 01:01:40,062
Ok. Bye.

1438
01:01:40,129 --> 01:01:42,130
Do you know CNN's number
off the top of your head?

1439
01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:43,565
Why? You just
promised

1440
01:01:43,599 --> 01:01:46,435
channels
7, 5, and 11
an exclusive.

1441
01:01:46,502 --> 01:01:48,570
Exclusive is
a very relative term.

1442
01:01:50,106 --> 01:01:51,873
Whoa! Look out!
Aah!

1443
01:01:53,943 --> 01:01:55,877
Trying to make some sense
of it all

1444
01:01:55,945 --> 01:01:58,814
but I can see
there is no...

1445
01:01:58,881 --> 01:02:00,649
Combed cotton
acid washed jeans...

1446
01:02:00,716 --> 01:02:02,617
Fabulous for everything
but riding on the back
of a mountain bike.

1447
01:02:02,685 --> 01:02:04,052
Hang on.
We're almost there.

1448
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,954
Hey, do you think
we could...
no!

1449
01:02:06,022 --> 01:02:08,323
I don't that I can
take any more

1450
01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:10,859
clowns to the left of me

1451
01:02:10,927 --> 01:02:12,661
jokers to the right

1452
01:02:12,728 --> 01:02:13,962
here I am...

1453
01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:16,298
Sorry! Gotta go
find Jordan!

1454
01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:23,405
Tracking device:
Your phone is at
123 orange blossom.

1455
01:02:23,439 --> 01:02:25,707
Your phone is at
124 orange blossom.

1456
01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:27,209
Wait, wait, wait!
That was orange blossom!

1457
01:02:27,276 --> 01:02:29,411
No. That was
lemon blossom.

1458
01:02:29,479 --> 01:02:31,379
125 orange blossom.

1459
01:02:31,447 --> 01:02:33,415
126 orange blossom.

1460
01:02:33,483 --> 01:02:34,883
137 orange blossom.

1461
01:02:34,951 --> 01:02:36,418
...slap you on
the back and say

1462
01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:37,619
please

1463
01:02:37,687 --> 01:02:38,687
Want some?

1464
01:02:38,754 --> 01:02:40,689
No. Kinda busy.

1465
01:02:40,756 --> 01:02:43,959
Ple-e-e-ease

1466
01:02:45,194 --> 01:02:46,294
Aah!

1467
01:02:46,362 --> 01:02:48,463
You did that on purpose!

1468
01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:52,968
Where are you?
I told you to wait.

1469
01:02:53,035 --> 01:02:56,138
What do you mean you got hungry?

1470
01:03:01,477 --> 01:03:04,112
Relax. I'm only
2 blocks away.

1471
01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:07,482
Yes. I'll stay
out of sight.

1472
01:03:07,550 --> 01:03:09,184
Bye.

1473
01:03:13,856 --> 01:03:16,758
Oh, cool.

1474
01:03:16,826 --> 01:03:18,827
I haven't had
one of these in years.

1475
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:28,970
Uh-oh.

1476
01:03:32,508 --> 01:03:34,309
He should be
around here somewhere.

1477
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:39,648
Isn't that...

1478
01:03:39,682 --> 01:03:41,049
Come on.

1479
01:03:44,954 --> 01:03:47,189
Hi. I'm Brittany.
The girl from the phone.

1480
01:03:47,256 --> 01:03:48,423
Oh, hi, Brittany.

1481
01:03:48,457 --> 01:03:49,824
I'm starting
to think
that you were right.

1482
01:03:49,892 --> 01:03:50,992
I should've waited.

1483
01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:52,494
Oh, and this is Natasha.

1484
01:03:52,562 --> 01:03:54,162
Hey.
Hi.

1485
01:03:55,031 --> 01:03:56,698
Oh, before i forget...

1486
01:03:56,766 --> 01:03:58,246
When I was on your phone,
j-lo called.

1487
01:03:58,301 --> 01:03:59,568
It's her birthday next week.

1488
01:03:59,635 --> 01:04:00,969
Casual. No presents.
Thanks.

1489
01:04:01,037 --> 01:04:02,504
Soccer practice
is canceled
for tomorrow.

1490
01:04:02,572 --> 01:04:04,239
Good. I'm so behind
on my homework.

1491
01:04:04,307 --> 01:04:05,874
Think we can maybe, uh...

1492
01:04:05,942 --> 01:04:07,976
Oh, sure.
Follow me.

1493
01:04:12,315 --> 01:04:14,015
Oh, here. I think
this belongs to you.

1494
01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:15,584
Thank you.

1495
01:04:15,651 --> 01:04:16,651
And, as nice as this is,

1496
01:04:16,652 --> 01:04:17,953
pink just isn't my color.

1497
01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:19,254
Then what was that
you were wearing

1498
01:04:19,322 --> 01:04:20,522
in the take my heart video?

1499
01:04:22,658 --> 01:04:24,826
Um, before you get too attached,

1500
01:04:24,894 --> 01:04:26,094
just one quick thing.

1501
01:04:26,162 --> 01:04:27,929
Brit...

1502
01:04:27,997 --> 01:04:29,764
File sent.

1503
01:04:29,832 --> 01:04:31,499
Hit universal set.

1504
01:04:34,971 --> 01:04:36,671
All right.
Now the whole world

1505
01:04:36,739 --> 01:04:38,573
has your lyrics to more than me.

1506
01:04:40,476 --> 01:04:41,810
What do you mean?
That's not possible.

1507
01:04:41,877 --> 01:04:43,912
Well, maybe not the whole world,

1508
01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:45,780
but pretty close.

1509
01:04:49,051 --> 01:04:50,285
Hello?

1510
01:04:55,157 --> 01:04:57,092
Oh, yeah

1511
01:04:57,159 --> 01:04:59,160
and you

1512
01:04:59,228 --> 01:05:01,429
help me rise above

1513
01:05:01,497 --> 01:05:02,731
the pain?

1514
01:05:02,798 --> 01:05:04,165
Girls: Jordan!

1515
01:05:04,233 --> 01:05:06,568
Jordan, I love you!

1516
01:05:06,636 --> 01:05:08,203
I've been so lost

1517
01:05:08,271 --> 01:05:10,538
baby, now I'm found

1518
01:05:10,606 --> 01:05:12,240
ever since you

1519
01:05:12,308 --> 01:05:14,276
been around

1520
01:05:19,215 --> 01:05:20,515
Aah!

1521
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,423
Someone just sent me
the lyrics
to more than me.

1522
01:05:22,485 --> 01:05:25,687
That was supposed
to be a world
premiere.

1523
01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:28,423
We haven't even
finished shooting
the video yet.

1524
01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:30,225
Wait a second.

1525
01:05:30,293 --> 01:05:32,260
These aren't even
the right words.

1526
01:05:34,163 --> 01:05:35,297
Wait. These are
Jordan's lyrics.

1527
01:05:35,364 --> 01:05:39,034
And it says that he's
premiering it today.

1528
01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:40,101
This afternoon.

1529
01:05:40,169 --> 01:05:41,903
This afternoon? Ha!

1530
01:05:41,971 --> 01:05:43,805
No, no, no.
There's no way.

1531
01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:45,106
There's the bike!
They're in the park!

1532
01:05:45,174 --> 01:05:46,341
Ah ha ha!

1533
01:05:53,149 --> 01:05:54,883
Come on. Just give
the guy a break.

1534
01:05:54,950 --> 01:05:57,452
Len, this is wrong.
You can't do this.

1535
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:58,680
He's got a right not to sing.

1536
01:05:58,721 --> 01:06:00,255
Definitely he has
a right not to sing.

1537
01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:02,991
He doesn't sing for me,
he doesn't sing at all.

1538
01:06:03,059 --> 01:06:05,427
Boys...

1539
01:06:05,494 --> 01:06:06,961
No. Wait!

1540
01:06:08,564 --> 01:06:10,932
Men: Grr!

1541
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,734
Let go of me.

1542
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,035
Ok. Ok.

1543
01:06:26,549 --> 01:06:29,117
Where are they?

1544
01:06:32,355 --> 01:06:34,689
Sorry. Sorry.

1545
01:06:34,757 --> 01:06:37,859
Um, I'm not so sure about this.

1546
01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:38,860
The singing or the driving?

1547
01:06:38,928 --> 01:06:40,328
Both.

1548
01:06:40,396 --> 01:06:41,563
But I'm trusting you two.

1549
01:06:41,630 --> 01:06:42,931
I owe you that.

1550
01:06:42,998 --> 01:06:44,566
You gave me my life back.

1551
01:06:44,633 --> 01:06:46,735
And maybe ended your career...

1552
01:06:47,837 --> 01:06:49,337
And life.

1553
01:06:49,405 --> 01:06:50,972
Apologies.

1554
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,540
No. Not... not ended.

1555
01:06:52,608 --> 01:06:54,209
Actually, you brought it
full circle.

1556
01:06:54,276 --> 01:06:55,777
This is where it began.

1557
01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:57,746
You grew up here?
You grew up here?

1558
01:06:58,748 --> 01:06:59,848
Hey.
Trying... To drive.

1559
01:06:59,915 --> 01:07:03,184
Um, no, but a place
just like here.

1560
01:07:03,252 --> 01:07:06,454
I spent the whole time
desperate to find a way out.

1561
01:07:06,522 --> 01:07:08,957
Now that I'm out, I...

1562
01:07:09,024 --> 01:07:10,759
I don't know what
I'm searching for.

1563
01:07:12,128 --> 01:07:13,395
An island of hope
in a sea
of sameness?

1564
01:07:13,462 --> 01:07:14,996
Hey, that's pretty good.

1565
01:07:15,064 --> 01:07:17,332
Do you, uh, do you mind
if I use that sometime?

1566
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,666
It's not mine.
It's Brittany's.

1567
01:07:18,734 --> 01:07:19,894
She writes songs.
No, I don't.

1568
01:07:19,935 --> 01:07:21,002
She does, too.
Does not.
Does too.

1569
01:07:21,070 --> 01:07:22,070
Do not.
Does too.
Does not.

1570
01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:23,772
Does too.
Do not.
Does too.

1571
01:07:23,839 --> 01:07:26,074
Ok. Maybe a little,
but not like you.

1572
01:07:26,108 --> 01:07:28,042
Well, I certainly hope
it's something
you're going to pursue.

1573
01:07:28,110 --> 01:07:30,812
Eh. Someday,
if I ever get out...

1574
01:07:32,815 --> 01:07:34,382
You can be stuck
anywhere, you know,

1575
01:07:34,450 --> 01:07:35,884
but you can't blame
the location.

1576
01:07:35,951 --> 01:07:37,886
You can only blame yourself.

1577
01:07:37,953 --> 01:07:40,155
Suburbs are just
a state of mind.

1578
01:07:41,323 --> 01:07:42,590
Sorry.

1579
01:07:42,658 --> 01:07:44,426
Are you sure you don't
want me to maybe...

1580
01:07:44,493 --> 01:07:45,827
I'm fine.
I'm fine.

1581
01:07:45,861 --> 01:07:47,529
Thanks, but if you
could just not talk,

1582
01:07:47,596 --> 01:07:49,436
that would be great,
'cause I'm driving.
Thanks.

1583
01:07:50,666 --> 01:07:52,534
She has control issues.

1584
01:07:55,037 --> 01:07:56,871
And legend has it

1585
01:07:56,906 --> 01:08:00,108
that president Truman
once used the bathroom.

1586
01:08:00,176 --> 01:08:03,411
And those are the 57 reasons

1587
01:08:03,479 --> 01:08:05,814
why ashbrook house
is so important to me.

1588
01:08:07,983 --> 01:08:09,150
But it's already 2:3...

1589
01:08:13,122 --> 01:08:15,089
Actually, I just thought
of another one. Ha ha.

1590
01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:18,426
That brings us to number 58.

1591
01:08:18,494 --> 01:08:19,627
Where's Jordan?

1592
01:08:19,695 --> 01:08:20,862
Yeah.
We want Jordan.

1593
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:23,331
We don't care
about your stupid
old house.

1594
01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:25,633
Now, just one minute.

1595
01:08:25,701 --> 01:08:28,069
This house
is very important to me.

1596
01:08:28,103 --> 01:08:29,938
Jordan or no Jordan.

1597
01:08:30,005 --> 01:08:31,840
Did she just say "no Jordan"?

1598
01:08:31,907 --> 01:08:33,274
I knew it.

1599
01:08:33,342 --> 01:08:34,509
We're so out of here.

1600
01:08:34,577 --> 01:08:37,212
Right. Like Brittany
actually knows
Jordan Cahill.

1601
01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:38,847
Crowd chanting:
We want Jordan!

1602
01:08:38,914 --> 01:08:40,548
We want Jordan!

1603
01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:42,617
We want Jordan!
We want Jordan!

1604
01:08:42,685 --> 01:08:45,320
We want Jordan!
We want Jordan!

1605
01:08:45,387 --> 01:08:48,289
We want Jordan!
We want Jordan!

1606
01:08:48,357 --> 01:08:50,825
We want Jordan!
We want Jordan!

1607
01:09:00,035 --> 01:09:03,071
You're drooling on yourselves.

1608
01:09:09,411 --> 01:09:10,979
Hi. You must be
Brittany's mom.

1609
01:09:11,046 --> 01:09:12,881
If you can give me
just, like, 2 minutes,

1610
01:09:12,948 --> 01:09:14,349
we're gonna try
to save your house.

1611
01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:16,684
Sure. Um, yeah.
Just, uh...

1612
01:09:16,752 --> 01:09:19,187
It's that...
Where you...

1613
01:09:19,255 --> 01:09:21,623
I'm Brittany's mom.

1614
01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:23,958
I know.

1615
01:09:24,026 --> 01:09:25,426
Congrats.

1616
01:09:31,534 --> 01:09:32,634
Natasha: Uh-oh.

1617
01:09:32,701 --> 01:09:33,735
Trouble has just arrived

1618
01:09:33,802 --> 01:09:35,270
on the wings of a tacky minivan.

1619
01:09:35,337 --> 01:09:36,704
Don't worry.
I'll take care of it.

1620
01:09:38,507 --> 01:09:39,807
Isn't she fabulous?

1621
01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:42,544
Mmm. Not half
as fabulous as you are.

1622
01:09:42,611 --> 01:09:44,979
Thank you.

1623
01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:46,180
Mom...
Mm.

1624
01:09:46,248 --> 01:09:47,315
Ok. Sorry.

1625
01:09:47,383 --> 01:09:49,817
Ease up there,
young lady,
ease up.

1626
01:09:53,455 --> 01:09:54,522
Thank you.

1627
01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:55,523
Len: I'll take care
of the press.

1628
01:09:55,591 --> 01:09:57,892
Exhaustion.
Publicity stunts?

1629
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,161
Ooh. Despondent
over the breakup
with his girlfriend.

1630
01:10:00,229 --> 01:10:02,030
Great. Sympathy factor.

1631
01:10:02,097 --> 01:10:03,131
I want you to find Jordan

1632
01:10:03,198 --> 01:10:04,232
and make sure he doesn't
go through with this.

1633
01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,401
Yeah. Uh...
But how?

1634
01:10:06,468 --> 01:10:07,902
You're his best friend, Eddie.

1635
01:10:07,970 --> 01:10:09,671
That should count for something.

1636
01:10:09,738 --> 01:10:11,940
Oh, and, Eddie,
if you can pull this off,

1637
01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:14,442
I'm prepared to make you
part of the organization.

1638
01:10:14,510 --> 01:10:15,710
Maybe even let you
manage the tour.

1639
01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:17,946
I'm on it.
Mm-hmm.

1640
01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:28,189
Come on, Jordan.
The porch is this way.

1641
01:10:29,291 --> 01:10:32,060
Uhh. How can you
be nervous?

1642
01:10:33,829 --> 01:10:35,530
You were on the grammys.

1643
01:10:35,598 --> 01:10:38,967
Yeah. I know,
but this is
all about me.

1644
01:10:39,034 --> 01:10:41,836
It's... it's personal.

1645
01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:45,406
And it's a really good feeling.

1646
01:10:46,342 --> 01:10:47,342
I'll be fine.

1647
01:10:47,343 --> 01:10:48,409
Thank you.

1648
01:10:48,477 --> 01:10:50,645
No. Thank you.

1649
01:10:50,713 --> 01:10:52,280
You know what?
Hang on just a second.

1650
01:10:52,348 --> 01:10:53,348
I forgot something.

1651
01:10:53,349 --> 01:10:54,949
I'll be right back.

1652
01:10:55,017 --> 01:10:57,018
Jordan...

1653
01:10:58,220 --> 01:10:59,220
What're you doing?

1654
01:10:59,288 --> 01:11:00,989
I'm just doing
what I think is right.

1655
01:11:01,023 --> 01:11:02,323
You want to sacrifice everything

1656
01:11:02,391 --> 01:11:03,891
that you've been working for?

1657
01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:05,560
Everything that
we've been through?

1658
01:11:05,628 --> 01:11:07,862
You realize
this could be
the end for us.

1659
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:10,298
Yeah.
I realize that, Eddie.

1660
01:11:10,366 --> 01:11:12,567
I'm sorry.

1661
01:11:12,635 --> 01:11:14,168
Fine. You do
what you gotta do.

1662
01:11:14,236 --> 01:11:16,471
But I'm gonna do
what I have to do.

1663
01:11:16,538 --> 01:11:18,139
Eddie, wait!

1664
01:11:22,077 --> 01:11:23,311
Ladies and gentlemen,
if I could have your attention

1665
01:11:23,379 --> 01:11:25,246
for just one second, please.

1666
01:11:25,314 --> 01:11:27,448
This should explain everything.

1667
01:11:29,518 --> 01:11:30,985
I would like to introduce

1668
01:11:31,053 --> 01:11:32,387
my best friend
in the whole world

1669
01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:33,921
Mr. Jordan Cahill.

1670
01:11:33,989 --> 01:11:35,590
No!

1671
01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:37,558
What is going on?

1672
01:11:44,066 --> 01:11:46,768
I'd like to thank everyone
for coming out here today.

1673
01:11:46,835 --> 01:11:48,870
I know this isn't
the biggest cause.

1674
01:11:48,937 --> 01:11:50,872
It's not going
to change the world.

1675
01:11:50,939 --> 01:11:54,208
But that doesn't mean
it's not important.

1676
01:11:54,276 --> 01:11:57,111
We spend our whole lives
chasing after things.

1677
01:11:57,179 --> 01:11:59,480
"I'd only be happy if"
dot-dot-dot.

1678
01:11:59,548 --> 01:12:01,949
But, I think a lot of the time,

1679
01:12:02,017 --> 01:12:04,218
we forget
what we're leaving behind...

1680
01:12:04,286 --> 01:12:06,220
Our past, our home,

1681
01:12:06,288 --> 01:12:08,056
what makes us unique.

1682
01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:13,061
This song...

1683
01:12:13,128 --> 01:12:15,596
Is dedicated to what's
special in all of us.

1684
01:12:15,664 --> 01:12:17,965
It's not what's out there.

1685
01:12:18,033 --> 01:12:19,734
It's what's in here.

1686
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:29,010
Ba-la la

1687
01:12:30,379 --> 01:12:32,113
ohh

1688
01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:37,251
you take away
the lonely pain

1689
01:12:37,319 --> 01:12:40,121
oh, yeah

1690
01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:42,757
and you

1691
01:12:42,825 --> 01:12:47,028
help me rise above
the flames

1692
01:12:47,096 --> 01:12:48,429
uh-huh

1693
01:12:48,497 --> 01:12:50,965
I've been so lost

1694
01:12:51,033 --> 01:12:53,701
baby, now I'm found

1695
01:12:53,769 --> 01:12:58,439
since you've been around

1696
01:12:58,507 --> 01:13:00,475
I never dreamed

1697
01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:02,977
someone could see

1698
01:13:03,045 --> 01:13:05,413
right through who I was

1699
01:13:05,481 --> 01:13:07,648
and to all I could be

1700
01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:11,886
only your love
can make me believe

1701
01:13:11,954 --> 01:13:13,821
I could be
something more

1702
01:13:13,889 --> 01:13:15,523
so much more

1703
01:13:15,591 --> 01:13:18,359
than me

1704
01:13:20,129 --> 01:13:22,263
mmm hey

1705
01:13:24,099 --> 01:13:25,800
ohh

1706
01:13:25,868 --> 01:13:27,101
I

1707
01:13:27,169 --> 01:13:31,305
hardly recognize myself

1708
01:13:31,373 --> 01:13:33,808
ohh

1709
01:13:33,876 --> 01:13:35,643
and I know

1710
01:13:35,711 --> 01:13:39,714
I'd be lost
without your help

1711
01:13:39,782 --> 01:13:42,450
oh, yes I would now

1712
01:13:42,518 --> 01:13:45,019
I feel the promise

1713
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:47,455
of a brand-new day

1714
01:13:47,523 --> 01:13:49,724
now I wake up

1715
01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:52,527
and I say

1716
01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:56,330
I never dreamed
someone could see

1717
01:13:56,398 --> 01:13:58,933
right through who I was

1718
01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:01,235
and to all I could be

1719
01:14:01,303 --> 01:14:05,740
only your love
can make me believe

1720
01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:07,575
I could be
something more

1721
01:14:07,643 --> 01:14:10,678
so much more

1722
01:14:10,746 --> 01:14:16,184
than me

1723
01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:21,022
so much more than me

1724
01:14:30,599 --> 01:14:31,699
ah, ah

1725
01:14:31,767 --> 01:14:33,668
ah, ah

1726
01:14:33,735 --> 01:14:35,436
ah, ah

1727
01:14:35,504 --> 01:14:37,538
ah, ah
ooh, ooh

1728
01:14:37,606 --> 01:14:39,607
oh, ohh

1729
01:14:39,675 --> 01:14:41,209
ah, ah

1730
01:14:41,276 --> 01:14:43,110
ahh, ahh

1731
01:14:43,178 --> 01:14:45,213
yeah, yeah

1732
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:46,914
I never knew
it could feel

1733
01:14:46,982 --> 01:14:48,850
just like a dream
but so real

1734
01:14:48,917 --> 01:14:52,386
I took a chance and found
all the strength I needed

1735
01:14:52,454 --> 01:14:54,422
I look around above you

1736
01:14:54,489 --> 01:14:56,090
I'm movin' out, ready to

1737
01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:57,158
go for the win

1738
01:14:57,192 --> 01:14:58,192
and I will

1739
01:14:58,260 --> 01:14:59,827
'cause I believe that

1740
01:14:59,895 --> 01:15:01,896
everyone
can be a star...

1741
01:15:07,903 --> 01:15:09,670
That's so cool.
I'm so jealous.

1742
01:15:09,738 --> 01:15:11,772
Ooh. Come to New York
this weekend?

1743
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:12,874
I don't know, Jordan.

1744
01:15:12,941 --> 01:15:14,575
Things are pretty
exciting around here.

1745
01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:17,311
Well, I miss you, too.

1746
01:15:17,379 --> 01:15:20,248
Here. Everybody
say good-bye to Jordan.

1747
01:15:20,315 --> 01:15:22,350
All: Bye, Jordan.

1748
01:15:23,886 --> 01:15:25,753
I'll talk to you
soon. Bye.

1749
01:15:36,331 --> 01:15:37,331
I'm home!

1750
01:15:37,332 --> 01:15:39,166
All: Hi, Mrs. Aarons.

1751
01:15:40,736 --> 01:15:41,869
Where have you been?

1752
01:15:41,937 --> 01:15:43,004
I thought you were
going to miss it.

1753
01:15:43,071 --> 01:15:44,672
Come on, guys!
It's almost on!

1754
01:15:53,315 --> 01:15:56,684
Oh, yeah

1755
01:15:56,752 --> 01:15:58,052
There we are!

1756
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:00,421
Aaaaaah!

1757
01:16:00,489 --> 01:16:01,489
Let's do it.

1758
01:16:01,490 --> 01:16:03,357
Ahh

1759
01:16:04,192 --> 01:16:05,593
Girls: Ready?

1760
01:16:06,828 --> 01:16:07,929
Girl

1761
01:16:07,996 --> 01:16:11,532
you're the fire
in my soul

1762
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,468
yes, you are

1763
01:16:14,536 --> 01:16:16,537
oh, girl

1764
01:16:16,605 --> 01:16:20,474
I need you more
than you can know

1765
01:16:20,542 --> 01:16:22,576
uh-huh, yeah

1766
01:16:22,644 --> 01:16:26,814
baby, you mean
the world to me

1767
01:16:26,882 --> 01:16:29,016
drive me crazy

1768
01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:31,852
can't you see?

1769
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,188
Give me your love

1770
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:35,623
give me your heart

1771
01:16:35,691 --> 01:16:37,992
it felt like
forever, baby

1772
01:16:38,060 --> 01:16:39,727
right from the start

1773
01:16:39,795 --> 01:16:41,829
as bright as the moon

1774
01:16:41,897 --> 01:16:43,664
as deep as the sea

1775
01:16:43,732 --> 01:16:45,800
oh, yeah
it's bigger than life

1776
01:16:45,867 --> 01:16:47,435
there's more

1777
01:16:47,502 --> 01:16:48,703
more

1778
01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:52,940
than me

1779
01:16:54,343 --> 01:16:56,978
hmmm, yeah

1780
01:16:57,045 --> 01:16:58,779
It's so cool, you guys.

1781
01:16:58,847 --> 01:16:59,914
Go! Whoo!

1782
01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:07,755
Give me your love

1783
01:17:07,823 --> 01:17:09,690
into my arms

1784
01:17:09,758 --> 01:17:11,993
it felt like
forever, baby

1785
01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:13,928
right from the start

1786
01:17:13,996 --> 01:17:15,730
as bright as the moon

1787
01:17:15,797 --> 01:17:17,732
as deep as the sea

1788
01:17:20,002 --> 01:17:21,736
take me away
when I'm in the car

1789
01:17:21,803 --> 01:17:23,504
talk till the gas runs out

1790
01:17:23,572 --> 01:17:25,239
and then walk so far

1791
01:17:25,307 --> 01:17:26,374
and we can't

1792
01:17:26,441 --> 01:17:27,641
see

1793
01:17:27,709 --> 01:17:30,077
this place anymore

1794
01:17:30,145 --> 01:17:31,245
take a day off

1795
01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:32,947
give it a rest

1796
01:17:33,015 --> 01:17:35,950
so I can forget about
this mess

1797
01:17:36,018 --> 01:17:38,019
if I lighten up a little bit

1798
01:17:38,086 --> 01:17:41,355
then I will be

1799
01:17:41,423 --> 01:17:43,257
if I lighten up a little bit

1800
01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:46,527
then I will be

1801
01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:48,629
over it

1802
01:17:50,332 --> 01:17:52,033
over it

1803
01:17:57,873 --> 01:17:59,774
I am over it

1804
01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:03,210
over it

1805
01:18:03,278 --> 01:18:05,279
I am over it

1806
01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:06,814
over it

1807
01:18:06,882 --> 01:18:09,850
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