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<i>A long time ago in a
country very away far called Russia,</i>

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<i>there were two best friends
that went into space together.</i>

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<i>Their names
were Belka and Strelka.</i>

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<i>When they came back,</i>

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<i>Belka married a brave
German Shepherd named Kazbek.</i>

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<i>They had a little puppy
called Pushok.</i>

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<i>Pushok wanted to be a space dog
like his mom and dad.</i>

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<i>But first he was picked to go on
an exciting adventure to America.</i>

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Now, Pushok, have you
remembered everything?

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Mom, don't worry. This isn't the
first time I've been away from home.

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Yes, Belka, Pushok is a big boy.

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I know, Kazbek, but I'm gonna
miss my little baby so much.

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Mom, I can't breathe.

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Time to go, Son. Your mom and
I are both very proud of you.

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Thanks, Dad.

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And when I get back, I'll start
training to be a space dog, right?

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Absolutely not. Being a
space dog is dangerous.

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That's why your Aunt Strelka and I
are going back into show business.

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We'll talk about it
when you get back.

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Have a good time, kiddo.
Mm-hmm.

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Bye, Aunt Strelka!
Bye, kid!

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Don't take any wooden nickels!
Tell the Americans nothing!

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- Bye, Son.
- Be safe, darling. We love you.

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I'm gonna miss him so.

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He'll be fine.
He's a great kid.

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- Takes after his aunt.
- Okay, ladies, time to hit the road.

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Fame and fortune await!

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We'll see you
in two months, big guy.

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Have a good time, my little star.
Break a leg. Well, not really.

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You know what I mean.

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All right,
let's get this party started.

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Hit the tunes, Porky.

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<i>♪ Please, baby, say to me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All the things
that set me free ♪</i>

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I'm gonna miss them. Yeah, things
will be pretty dull here without them.

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Or not.

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It looks like that beam
came from the moon.

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We'd better get back to base. Come on.

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<i>Moonshot One is
on the pad and prepped for go.</i>

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<i>All indicators
are ready for launch.</i>

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Comrade Kesha.
Huh?

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Are we still receiving that
strange signal sent from the moon?

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It's very weak,
but we still are.

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And we still don't know
the language?

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It's in no language
that we recognize.

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Then it's up to Kazbek
to find out what's up there.

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Mission Control,
this is Commander Kazbek.

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Begin systems check.
Launch control...

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is good.

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Boosters set to standby. Signal
tracking is online and good to go.

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We have your flight path set to
put you close to the green beam.

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<i>Roger, Control.
Once I make moon landing,</i>

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I will attempt to make
contact with the moon rover.

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Tell the brass in Moscow if the Americans
are behind this, I'll find out about it.

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Roger, Commander. Commencing
launch sequence now.

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Engines are go for burn.

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Six, five, four,

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three, two, one.

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Ignition.
Rockets to full.

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We have liftoff.

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Control, I have cleared
the launch tower.

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Roger, Kazbek.
You are go for the moon.

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First-stage separation is good.

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Prepare second-stage separation.

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Second stage confirmed.
Next stop, the moon.

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It's a pretty small house
tonight, don't you think?

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Small? Small? Any smaller, and
we'd undergo gravitational collapse.

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How I long for the long ago days
when crowds lined up for blocks

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to see the famous first dogs in space
perform family friendly entertainment

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at a reasonable price.

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Wasn't that, like, a month ago?

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Show business is
a fickle calling, my friend.

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Are the girls ready?
Good to go, boss.

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Then, in the famous words
of Vladimir Ulyanov - Hmm?

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The show must go on!
Yeah.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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pets, animals
and vermin of all kinds,

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you are about to experience
in this humble venue

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the absolute towering pinnacle
of theatrical stagecraft,

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for tonight
I bring you two stars

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that have journeyed
through the heavens themselves

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and returned to bring you the musical
tale of their heroic adventure.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
I bring you Belka and Strelka!

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♪ We're lightin' up the sky
just like a firework ♪

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♪ We're sparkling so bright,
every head will turn ♪

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♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪

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♪ We're lightin' up the stage
just like a spotlight ♪

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♪ Everybody
Everybody, get in line ♪

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♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪

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♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪

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♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪

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♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪

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♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪

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♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪

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♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪

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♪ Everyone can see
we're livin' a dream ♪

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♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪

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♪ We are stars We are
stars We are stars ♪♪

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Did you use all the
fireworks, you idiot?

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Um, I wasn't supposed to?

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Oh, something happened!

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"Come into show business
with me," you said.

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"Flying rockets through space
was too dangerous," you said.

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Yes, I am aware
of the irony in this situation.

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Well, that never happened
in rehearsal. Ooh!

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Ooh!

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I always wondered
why you insisted

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we wear parachutes
under our costumes.

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I've worked with Lenny before.

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Everybody, this is Pushok.

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Pushok's parents are
famous Russian space dogs.

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Isn't that exciting?

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Pushok, do you want to
play Frisbee? I'll get one.

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Hi. Um, it's nice to meet you.

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Let's get something straight.

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<i>I'm the big dog around here. Oui.</i>

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- You are? I thought you were a cat.
- I am, you brainless bunny.

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I thought I was a rabbit.

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Pushok! Where are you?
- It's Caroline. I gotta go.

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I'll come back later
and we can play.

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Who was that?

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That-
is trouble.

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Things were fine
before Pushok showed up.

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And as far as I'm concerned, four pets
in the White House is one too many, right?

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Right.
Do you mean me?

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Good boy!
Good boy, Pushok!

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When my dad gets back,
he'll play with us.

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Just look at him out there,
shamelessly frolicking.

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That fleabag has no dignity.

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It makes me so angry, the
frizz is going out of my do.

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I must call my stylist.

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Oh, Pushok, I wish you
could stay with us forever.

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She'll get tired of us, and we'll
all be sold for medical experiments!

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Run for your lives!
He has a point.

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Pushok is clearly becoming
Caroline's favorite pet.

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We must get rid of him.

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Mission Control, this is Kazbek.

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I am on final approach
to a lunar landing.

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Everything looks good
for landing, Commander.

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You are go for Moonfall.

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Landing thrusters engaged.

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Landing gear deployed.

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Ten meters. Eight meters.

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<i>Five meters. Three meters.</i>

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Two. One. Contact.

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Yeah!

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<i>Control, I am down in space.</i>

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<i>I moved over to their-</i>

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Commander Kazbek,
we are losing your transmission.

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Please come in.

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Commander? Commander Kazbek,
can you hear us? Commander!

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I think our friend Kazbek has
found the source of the beam.

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Mission Control, I do not
know if you are receiving me,

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but I am in the rover
and moving out onto the surface.

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I am proceeding
to the primary target area.

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Mission Control,
no sign of the beam's origin,

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but I am detecting some sort
of strange energy readings.

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I've never seen
anything like it. I, uh-

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Mission Control!
Mission Control!

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I see something, and it
looks like a-It looks like a-

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Oh!

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Mission Control, this is Kazbek
in Moon Rover One.

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I am in an emergency situation!

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Control, can you hear me?
Mission Control! Mission Control!

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White House, this is Eagle One.

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We have the president
and the joint chiefs aboard.

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<i>Roger. You are cleared
to land, Eagle One.</i>

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All right, General, I want a full
update about this moon ray immediately.

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The CIA is prepared to brief you
on the situation in the situation room.

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Sir, we think the Russian Space
Agency... Great! The president is back.

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Caroline will be so excited
to see her father.

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Oh, boy. She said she wanted him
to play with us when he got home,

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but maybe he's too tired
after his trip.

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Maybe he has
to go to the bathroom.

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I sure do.

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Ah! That's better.

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I'll ask him
if he wants to play.

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Pushok! Where are you?

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The master has returned.

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I better allow him to pamper me
or his day will not be complete.

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Make way for the president's
favorite pussycat.

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Meow!

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We've only picked up
garbled signals, sir.

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Huh?

185
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But it appears the Russians
are definitely involved.

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Did he say Russians?
Oh, no! Russians!

187
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Did you hear that?
Russians!

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We're totally doomed.

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They went right
to the situation room?

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- Oh, no. Do you think it's a situation?
- Of course.

191
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That's the room
they have situations in.

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Okay. Is it bad?

193
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Yes. Of course it is.

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In that room right now,
decisions are being made

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that will effect the
fate of people, animals,

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countries, the entire
course of history!

197
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Oh!

198
00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:11,753
Why, we could be poised
on the very brink of war.

199
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Oh, no! War? You know what
happens during wars, don't you?

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They bleed rabbits!

201
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They make them into stews,
coats and hats and even socks!

202
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I don't wanna be anybody's socks!
People always lose the left one!

203
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War. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. Look!

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It's a Russian! The Russians are
coming! The Russians are coming!

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Forty-seven brothers and
sisters, and I'm first to go!

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Hey there.

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Save me!
What's up, guys?

208
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Have you guys seen the president
around? I saw him come in.

209
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Caroline wants to
see if he can play with us.

210
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Huh? What?
Hey.

211
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He's in there.
I'll get him!

212
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- Come back!
- What is going on in there?

213
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Stop him.
It's awful.

214
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What's he doing?
Unspeakable.

215
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Pushok just peed on the shoes
of the leader of the free world.

216
00:14:02,763 --> 00:14:04,521
Stop him. He's
taking Jackie's vase.

217
00:14:06,539 --> 00:14:09,545
- It's a security breach! Call the army!
- Stop him!

218
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Call a dogcatcher!

219
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:16,585
I'll need your license, sir.

220
00:14:16,587 --> 00:14:19,593
<i>Can we talk this over,
Officer? You parked on my car.</i>

221
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It wasn't marked
"no parking."

222
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How is your partner anyway?

223
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I'm really very sorry
about this whole ordeal.

224
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What the-
I'll take the ticket!

225
00:14:26,539 --> 00:14:30,505
Well, I don't think we'll be
giving a repeat performance in that club.

226
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I'm beginning to think letting you talk
me into show business was a bad idea.

227
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Me too.

228
00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:37,993
Where'd Lenny go?
He's telling Pig we're broke.

229
00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:41,673
Piggy, my boy, it's time to
face a very unpleasant truth.

230
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Despite all my hard work,
those apples you are eating

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represent the total remaining hard
assets of this production company.

232
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,481
But we must not be downhearted.

233
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We are thespians,
and the show must go on.

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All we need is one lucky break,
one shiny piece of good fortune,

235
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to turn our luck around
and get us back on our feet.

236
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That's it!

237
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In yonder fountain is the glimmer of
gold we need to rebuild our fortunes.

238
00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:07,145
Or at least buy me a train
ticket out of this dumpy town.

239
00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:08,937
Ugh! This water is cold.

240
00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:15,433
You know, you could help.

241
00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:17,417
I'll split the profits
with you, 90-10.

242
00:15:17,419 --> 00:15:20,297
- Hmm?
- I tell you, Piggy, my lad, stick with me.

243
00:15:20,299 --> 00:15:22,345
Fame and fortune
will soon be ours.

244
00:15:22,347 --> 00:15:25,225
<i>Well, mostly mine, but I am
the brains of the operation.</i>

245
00:15:25,227 --> 00:15:27,433
It's like my grand-rodent
used to say-

246
00:15:27,435 --> 00:15:31,306
"Lenny, you'll never truly be a rat
until you go into show business."

247
00:15:34,603 --> 00:15:36,937
My watch. Where's my watch?

248
00:15:36,939 --> 00:15:39,338
Was anyone watching my watch
to see where it went?

249
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,161
You didn't eat it, did you?

250
00:15:41,163 --> 00:15:44,105
Belka! Strelka!
Call the police!

251
00:15:44,107 --> 00:15:46,185
Alert the National Guard!

252
00:15:46,187 --> 00:15:47,753
Someone has stolen my watch.

253
00:15:47,755 --> 00:15:49,641
It was a gift from my grandpa.

254
00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:52,393
But you stole that.
Only to remember him by.

255
00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:54,185
But that's completely
beside the point.

256
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:57,385
- What are we going to do?
- Well, we can help you look for it.

257
00:16:03,787 --> 00:16:06,537
A phone. That's it.
I'll call the police.

258
00:16:06,539 --> 00:16:08,585
The police love it
when rats call 'em.

259
00:16:08,587 --> 00:16:10,313
That rat is one weird cat.

260
00:16:10,315 --> 00:16:11,657
Lenny means well.

261
00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:14,537
I've worked with him for years.

262
00:16:14,539 --> 00:16:17,033
That's nice. But I've worked
with him for three months,

263
00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:18,995
and I'm beginning to forget
what food tastes like.

264
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,025
Yes!

265
00:16:27,147 --> 00:16:29,417
Hello! Can you hear me?
Is this the police?

266
00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:31,465
I wanna report a robbery!
A grand theft!

267
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:34,281
A crime of the century!
Put out an APB! ASA-

268
00:16:35,883 --> 00:16:37,897
All I hear is squeaking. Is this a joke?

269
00:16:39,947 --> 00:16:40,955
Squeaking?

270
00:16:40,979 --> 00:16:43,977
I'll have you know I am a handsome
male rodent with a pleasant baritone.

271
00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:46,185
I should clean
your ears out with a plunger.

272
00:16:46,187 --> 00:16:49,001
Hey, looks like
I hit the jackpot. Ooh-hoo!

273
00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:52,745
Oh, how I missed you, my golden
darling. Oh, no. You can't get away.

274
00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:55,561
Wait here, my shiny lovelies, while
I collect our little lost lamb.

275
00:16:55,563 --> 00:16:56,745
Gotcha. Huh?

276
00:16:58,795 --> 00:17:00,937
My money!

277
00:17:00,939 --> 00:17:03,689
Don't worry, babies!
Daddy's coming!

278
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,721
I gotcha. I gotcha.

279
00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:09,257
But who's got me?

280
00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:11,753
Lenny sure is taking
his time. Hmm?

281
00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:14,121
Hey, didn't there used
to be a phone booth here?

282
00:17:14,123 --> 00:17:15,945
I think
something fishy's going on.

283
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,057
Maybe he made a collect call.

284
00:17:19,307 --> 00:17:20,617
Oh!
Oh!

285
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:22,057
What?

286
00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:25,833
Oh, no!
Where's my bag?

287
00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:28,137
It just disappeared.

288
00:17:28,139 --> 00:17:30,313
Vanished. Gone.
Oh, no, no.

289
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:33,065
- What was in it?
- Just every bone I ever saved.

290
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,505
Huh?

291
00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:41,737
Belka, Strelka, where'd you go?

292
00:17:41,739 --> 00:17:43,337
<i>Where am I going?</i>

293
00:17:43,339 --> 00:17:45,481
This is not good.
I'm afraid of heights.

294
00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:47,305
Now I'm higher!

295
00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:49,801
Hello! Hello!
Is anybody there?

296
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,112
- I need help!
- Hello.

297
00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:53,257
I am in the process
of being abducted!

298
00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:56,905
<i>If you'd like to make a call,
check the number and dial again.</i>

299
00:17:56,907 --> 00:17:59,273
I don't think you appreciate
the gravity of my situation.

300
00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:01,257
Come to think of it,
I never appreciated gravity.

301
00:18:01,259 --> 00:18:03,561
I need help!

302
00:18:05,162 --> 00:18:07,081
Lenny!

303
00:18:07,082 --> 00:18:08,745
No Lenny's here.

304
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,777
Hmm.
Whew.

305
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:15,689
Lenny!

306
00:18:18,123 --> 00:18:19,817
I can't believe he's gone.

307
00:18:19,818 --> 00:18:22,569
I thought a bad penny like
Lenny would always turn up.

308
00:18:23,947 --> 00:18:25,672
Keep your eyes open.

309
00:18:25,674 --> 00:18:28,137
Our sources say they were
performing somewhere around here.

310
00:18:28,139 --> 00:18:30,825
Remember, Strelka, it's
always darkest before the dawn.

311
00:18:30,827 --> 00:18:33,417
Yeah, that's because
of the lack of sun at night.

312
00:18:33,419 --> 00:18:35,880
Over there. Is that them?
Yes. Stop the car.

313
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,665
No, don't stop.
It looks suspicious. Go. Go!

314
00:18:38,666 --> 00:18:41,481
Now, turn around very casually.

315
00:18:41,483 --> 00:18:43,305
Yes. We've got them.
What?

316
00:18:43,307 --> 00:18:46,537
Halt! In the name of the
National Space Agency!

317
00:18:47,499 --> 00:18:49,161
Kesha?

318
00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:51,977
So, I have found you at last.
You were looking for us?

319
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:54,633
This is official business.
Huh?

320
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:57,097
Nice
doggies. Good doggies.

321
00:18:57,099 --> 00:18:58,793
Belka, they have crazy eyes.

322
00:18:58,795 --> 00:19:01,961
Are you space dog Belka,
also known as Bella Romanov,

323
00:19:01,963 --> 00:19:03,720
also known
as Bella the Magnificent?

324
00:19:05,259 --> 00:19:07,785
Uh, those are my stage names.
You know that.

325
00:19:07,787 --> 00:19:09,641
And you are her friend Strelka.

326
00:19:09,643 --> 00:19:11,881
Oh, Kesha, it's so good
to see you again.

327
00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:13,417
You can help us find Lenny.

328
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,985
Put them in the car.

329
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,233
Hey!

330
00:19:16,235 --> 00:19:17,865
Quit pushing!
What's going on?

331
00:19:19,147 --> 00:19:21,225
We have much
to discuss on the way,

332
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,537
my former comrades.

333
00:19:22,539 --> 00:19:24,425
Former?
Former?

334
00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:26,825
Uh-oh.
Someone save me!

335
00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:30,377
Um, save us?
Yeah, right. Us. Save us.

336
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:31,849
Well, mostly me.

337
00:19:36,747 --> 00:19:38,921
Mr. President,
we are flying over New York

338
00:19:38,923 --> 00:19:41,225
and expect to be at the Cape
in three hours.

339
00:19:41,227 --> 00:19:42,601
Thank you, Colonel.

340
00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:44,713
Pushok, look.
It's the Statue of Liberty.

341
00:19:44,715 --> 00:19:47,817
I'm so glad Father said we could
come to the moon rocket launch.

342
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:51,593
Is it possible
to get seasick in a helicopter?

343
00:19:51,595 --> 00:19:53,801
Why are you so clumsy?

344
00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:55,753
Why are you so fat? Tell me that. Yeah.

345
00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:57,897
Fat? I'm not fat.

346
00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:59,913
I have an unfortunate
glandular condition.

347
00:19:59,914 --> 00:20:02,697
And I expect
that explains the smell?

348
00:20:02,699 --> 00:20:05,577
Can I help it if airline
food disagrees with me?

349
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,913
Just be grateful I didn't
have a third burrito.

350
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,793
Just look at that. Pushok
rides in the lap of luxury

351
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,425
while we're stuck in here.

352
00:20:12,427 --> 00:20:13,800
Ew.

353
00:20:14,859 --> 00:20:16,841
Why did we even come
on this trip?

354
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:18,537
Because of him.

355
00:20:20,939 --> 00:20:22,537
Get back here, you good dog.

356
00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:24,521
I'm convinced
the situation with the Russians

357
00:20:24,522 --> 00:20:27,592
will give me the opportunity
to deal with that pesky fleabag.

358
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,001
Really? We talked about this.

359
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:31,561
With these ears,
why don't you listen?

360
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,345
- Deal with Pushok how?
- I don't know yet.

361
00:20:34,347 --> 00:20:35,849
But I'll think of something.

362
00:20:47,595 --> 00:20:50,953
<i>All personnel, we
are 16 hours from rocket launch.</i>

363
00:20:50,955 --> 00:20:53,512
<i>All visitors are reminded
of security protocols</i>

364
00:20:53,514 --> 00:20:56,137
<i>and asked to stay
in designated areas.</i>

365
00:20:56,139 --> 00:20:58,025
<i>The president
and his staff have arrived</i>

366
00:20:58,027 --> 00:20:59,753
<i>and are ready
for pre-launch briefing.</i>

367
00:20:59,755 --> 00:21:01,225
<i>Thank you.</i>

368
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,241
- I get nauseous. from traveling.
- And gas.

369
00:21:03,243 --> 00:21:04,873
I have an irritable bowel.

370
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,625
- More like horri-bowel. I wanna sit by the window.
- No!

371
00:21:07,627 --> 00:21:09,897
Pushok, we're supposed
to stay with Dad.

372
00:21:09,898 --> 00:21:11,912
Wow!

373
00:21:11,914 --> 00:21:13,576
Look at all this!
This is great!

374
00:21:13,578 --> 00:21:16,233
Come on! We're going to be late.

375
00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:20,904
I've never seen so many
spaceships in one place before.

376
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:22,441
Huh?

377
00:21:22,443 --> 00:21:23,465
Wow!

378
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:25,833
Oh, boy!

379
00:21:25,835 --> 00:21:27,624
Hey, not that way.

380
00:21:27,626 --> 00:21:29,353
Hi.
Ugh!

381
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:30,355
Hey!

382
00:21:31,818 --> 00:21:33,801
Let us go, my dear.

383
00:21:33,803 --> 00:21:35,625
Huh? You don't
want to get fleas.

384
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,857
Pushok.

385
00:21:38,859 --> 00:21:41,705
Fleas? What's wrong
with a few-

386
00:21:41,707 --> 00:21:45,256
That's it.
The moon rocket. Cool!

387
00:21:46,699 --> 00:21:49,481
Our plan is basically
to land on the lunar surface,

388
00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:52,072
and then Captain Chip will
locate the Russian secret weapon

389
00:21:52,074 --> 00:21:53,673
using the new moon buggy.

390
00:21:55,435 --> 00:21:57,705
How confident are we
that Chip can actually find the moon?

391
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,817
There you are!

392
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,505
This is exciting.
Isn't this exciting?

393
00:22:02,507 --> 00:22:06,376
I suppose it would be if one
was not from Paris. I am French.

394
00:22:06,378 --> 00:22:08,392
Couldn't guess.

395
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:09,993
I'm Pushok.

396
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,232
What brings you
to the coolest place on Earth?

397
00:22:12,234 --> 00:22:14,441
And where are you from,
Mr. Pushok?

398
00:22:14,443 --> 00:22:16,041
From the White House.

399
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,825
I live in a house
with many colors.

400
00:22:18,827 --> 00:22:20,393
I'm originally from Moscow,

401
00:22:20,395 --> 00:22:22,185
but I'm staying
with the president's family.

402
00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:23,912
My mom and dad are space dogs.

403
00:22:23,914 --> 00:22:25,897
They're both real famous.

404
00:22:25,899 --> 00:22:29,576
My mother is a lingerie model for
people who dress up pets inappropriately.

405
00:22:29,578 --> 00:22:31,496
My father is
on the moon right now.

406
00:22:31,498 --> 00:22:33,545
My father is also
a lingerie model.

407
00:22:33,547 --> 00:22:35,432
That's weird.
We're French.

408
00:22:35,434 --> 00:22:37,385
We're out.

409
00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:39,401
I'm gonna take a look
around this place.

410
00:22:39,403 --> 00:22:42,504
<i>Do you wanna come check it
out with me? Oui. Why not?</i>

411
00:22:42,506 --> 00:22:44,233
Great.
I now have a plan

412
00:22:44,234 --> 00:22:46,633
to send that dog
one way to the moon.

413
00:22:46,635 --> 00:22:49,832
You're even more diabolical
than I thought. I like that.

414
00:22:49,834 --> 00:22:52,616
<i>Space Center visitors are
welcome to visit the tourist center.</i>

415
00:22:52,618 --> 00:22:55,753
Ha! Ha! Ha-ha!

416
00:22:55,754 --> 00:22:57,960
I've got you now, Pushok.

417
00:22:57,962 --> 00:23:00,840
What's that? Is this how they
train the space dogs, you think?

418
00:23:00,842 --> 00:23:03,497
Let's try it.

419
00:23:05,227 --> 00:23:07,177
Come on. Follow me.
This is fun!

420
00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:09,832
- Do you think it's safe?
- Sure. How hard can it be?

421
00:23:09,834 --> 00:23:11,721
It's all about confidence.

422
00:23:11,722 --> 00:23:14,985
Being a space dog
must take lots of training.

423
00:23:14,987 --> 00:23:17,353
It does.
But I've been practicing.

424
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,432
Come with me.
Just try to keep me away.

425
00:23:19,434 --> 00:23:21,385
I hate puppy love.

426
00:23:23,498 --> 00:23:25,512
<i>What is this thing?</i>

427
00:23:25,514 --> 00:23:28,457
It's a flight simulator.
I've been in one lots of times.

428
00:23:28,459 --> 00:23:30,056
Huh?

429
00:23:30,058 --> 00:23:33,032
Power up. Engines on.
And away we go!

430
00:23:33,034 --> 00:23:35,497
I always knew
I could be a space dog.

431
00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:39,177
Oh, Pushok, you look so
dashing. You are a natural.

432
00:23:39,179 --> 00:23:41,993
Hmm. What do
we have here?

433
00:23:41,995 --> 00:23:45,801
Well, Stan, here's another
fine mess you've gotten us into.

434
00:23:45,803 --> 00:23:48,232
I told you to hit the
green button. You hit red.

435
00:23:48,234 --> 00:23:51,305
What do I know from buttons?
I'm a monkey.

436
00:23:51,307 --> 00:23:54,025
Well, it's
probably for the best.

437
00:23:54,027 --> 00:23:56,584
Yeah, anyone who gets in a
rocket with that crazy Chip

438
00:23:56,586 --> 00:23:58,537
probably ain't ever coming back.

439
00:23:58,539 --> 00:23:59,977
Really.

440
00:23:59,978 --> 00:24:01,897
Hey, can you reach
the call button?

441
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:04,456
This is the longest I've ever
gone without scratching my butt.

442
00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:06,345
You said "butt."

443
00:24:08,843 --> 00:24:12,585
So, it seems the moon rocket
could use a new backup crew.

444
00:24:12,587 --> 00:24:14,633
Hmm.

445
00:24:14,635 --> 00:24:15,913
Interesting.

446
00:24:15,915 --> 00:24:18,121
Huh?

447
00:24:21,738 --> 00:24:24,297
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop!

448
00:24:26,634 --> 00:24:29,385
Oh, dear.

449
00:24:33,803 --> 00:24:36,457
I could help my dad if I
had the chance. I don't know.

450
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:38,441
It seems to me
flying a real rocket

451
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:40,201
would be much harder
and very dangerous.

452
00:24:40,203 --> 00:24:43,112
<i>Of course it is,
but that won't stop him.</i>

453
00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:44,872
Pushok has a date with destiny.

454
00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:46,760
Can you keep a secret?

455
00:24:46,762 --> 00:24:49,224
I happen to know that the
president has just announced

456
00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:51,721
a new backup pilot for
tomorrow's rescue flight,

457
00:24:51,723 --> 00:24:55,113
and it's gonna be
- Hold on a second.

458
00:24:55,115 --> 00:24:57,097
It's Pushok.

459
00:24:57,099 --> 00:25:00,392
Ooh, how wonderful!
Huh?

460
00:25:00,394 --> 00:25:02,505
Did you hear what this
strange cat said? Mmm.

461
00:25:02,507 --> 00:25:04,392
You have been chosen
for the mission. Shh.

462
00:25:04,394 --> 00:25:06,345
You can go
and help find your father.

463
00:25:06,347 --> 00:25:09,032
I have?
But how did that happen?

464
00:25:09,034 --> 00:25:11,273
I personally explained
to the president

465
00:25:11,274 --> 00:25:14,440
how much you wanted to go save
your father, and he agreed.

466
00:25:14,442 --> 00:25:16,041
Oh? Wow! That's great!

467
00:25:16,043 --> 00:25:18,440
Yes, of course he did,
but keep it to yourself.

468
00:25:18,442 --> 00:25:19,913
It's all very top secret.

469
00:25:19,914 --> 00:25:22,057
Shh.
Oh. Okay.

470
00:25:22,059 --> 00:25:23,432
Sure.

471
00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,737
Lenny, ol' boy,
you gotta stay calm.

472
00:25:25,739 --> 00:25:27,561
You've been in worse situations
than this before.

473
00:25:27,563 --> 00:25:28,936
Well, sorta.

474
00:25:28,938 --> 00:25:30,504
At least I'm still alive.

475
00:25:30,506 --> 00:25:32,361
Time for action!

476
00:25:32,363 --> 00:25:35,081
Every great rat needs to admit
when he needs some assistance.

477
00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:36,905
<i>This is operator assistance.</i>

478
00:25:36,907 --> 00:25:40,585
Operator, hello. I need to make a
rat-to-dog call to either Strelka or Belka.

479
00:25:40,587 --> 00:25:42,984
Tell them it's Lenny
and I need a lift home.

480
00:25:42,986 --> 00:25:45,705
<i>Would that be
a long-distance call, sir?</i>

481
00:25:45,707 --> 00:25:48,200
Huh? Uh, very long distance.

482
00:25:49,706 --> 00:25:51,817
I need help!
I'm on the moon!

483
00:25:51,819 --> 00:25:54,377
I've been stolen by aliens
or moon men or something.

484
00:25:54,379 --> 00:25:56,299
They even took my watch!
I need help!

485
00:25:56,324 --> 00:25:58,825
I wanna go home! Or anywhere.
Anywhere but here.

486
00:25:58,827 --> 00:26:01,417
<i>That call cannot
be completed at this time.</i>

487
00:26:01,419 --> 00:26:04,233
What? Okay.
Thanks, operator.

488
00:26:04,235 --> 00:26:07,400
I'll try again after I just
faint from sheer terror.

489
00:26:07,402 --> 00:26:10,857
<i>- Thank you for using the phone company.
- You're welcome.</i>

490
00:26:14,443 --> 00:26:16,840
Belka, Strelka,

491
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:21,257
you've been brought to me to
volunteer for a very dangerous mission.

492
00:26:21,258 --> 00:26:23,337
Are you asking us or telling us?

493
00:26:23,339 --> 00:26:26,377
Your precious Kazbek
went to the moon

494
00:26:26,379 --> 00:26:28,393
on a top secret assignment.

495
00:26:28,395 --> 00:26:31,336
What? What's happened to him?

496
00:26:31,338 --> 00:26:33,352
We think he was captured
by Americans

497
00:26:33,354 --> 00:26:35,432
from their secret base
on the moon,

498
00:26:35,434 --> 00:26:37,416
or perhaps
he's working with them.

499
00:26:37,418 --> 00:26:39,624
Do you consider that
a possibility?

500
00:26:39,626 --> 00:26:41,833
Kazbek? He's as loyal as it comes.

501
00:26:41,835 --> 00:26:43,497
You think so, do you?

502
00:26:43,499 --> 00:26:45,896
Kazbek has hijacked
the moon rover.

503
00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:47,752
- Why would he do that?
- Don't play dumb.

504
00:26:47,754 --> 00:26:50,121
She's not playing.
She really is dumb.

505
00:26:50,123 --> 00:26:52,393
Let's us try another
approach. Sign here.

506
00:26:52,395 --> 00:26:54,024
Why? I just want your autograph.

507
00:26:55,818 --> 00:26:58,857
Be careful now. This is a
very big bomb. Okay. Ready.

508
00:26:58,859 --> 00:27:00,521
Go ahead. Whoa!

509
00:27:00,523 --> 00:27:02,376
Uh-oh. You're
swinging it a little bit.

510
00:27:02,378 --> 00:27:04,265
Whoa!
Oh.

511
00:27:04,267 --> 00:27:06,185
You just can't
get good turtles anymore.

512
00:27:06,187 --> 00:27:08,265
Ladies, let us come
to an arrangement.

513
00:27:08,267 --> 00:27:10,344
Simply consent,
as two good patriots,

514
00:27:10,346 --> 00:27:12,520
to transport
an explosive to the moon.

515
00:27:12,522 --> 00:27:16,200
And to show our thanks, we could
put you back in the spotlight.

516
00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:18,057
Once a star, always a star, no?

517
00:27:18,059 --> 00:27:20,841
How about a new European
tour? Perhaps even America.

518
00:27:20,843 --> 00:27:23,913
Can we talk it over
with our agent?

519
00:27:25,547 --> 00:27:28,873
<i>Hello. Did someone up there
order 12 anchovy pizzas?</i>

520
00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:31,880
Is that the pizza I ordered?
I have low blood sugar?

521
00:27:31,882 --> 00:27:34,952
You two ladies should
consider helping us.

522
00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,480
If you do not, things may
become difficult for you.

523
00:27:37,482 --> 00:27:41,257
Kesha, I'll go pay for the pizzas.
You look after these two, hmm?

524
00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:44,233
Thanks a lot. "She's not
playing. She's really dumb"?

525
00:27:44,235 --> 00:27:46,665
What do you want?
I was protecting you.

526
00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,456
Oh, whatever.

527
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:52,136
Don't try any business that is funny.
I was told to keep an eye on you.

528
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:56,072
What lovely eyes they are.
You have movie star eyes.

529
00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:59,624
- Really?
- And screen presence.

530
00:27:59,626 --> 00:28:03,816
Well, I did sit by the back screen door
all the time when I wanted to go outside.

531
00:28:03,818 --> 00:28:07,816
Let me hear you bark. You know how
to bark, don't you? Just let it go.

532
00:28:07,818 --> 00:28:09,993
- From the diaphragm?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

533
00:28:09,994 --> 00:28:12,521
But first you must find your
motivation, like a real actor.

534
00:28:12,522 --> 00:28:15,240
What gets you mad?

535
00:28:15,242 --> 00:28:17,096
Ooh! Being disrespected.

536
00:28:17,098 --> 00:28:19,464
It's hard being small
in a dog-eat-dog world.

537
00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:21,384
I completely understand.

538
00:28:21,386 --> 00:28:23,433
You really like my eyes?

539
00:28:23,434 --> 00:28:26,025
I've gone blind! My
beautiful eyes are useless!

540
00:28:26,027 --> 00:28:29,001
And there's gum in my hair!
I think I'm being disrespected!

541
00:28:29,003 --> 00:28:31,656
Guards! Guards! This is
definitely funny business!

542
00:28:31,658 --> 00:28:34,920
- You were specifically told
not to be... What now?

543
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:37,641
I don't know. I thought you had a plan.

544
00:28:37,643 --> 00:28:40,521
This would go
faster if I had a shovel.

545
00:28:40,523 --> 00:28:42,152
Just keep digging.

546
00:28:44,746 --> 00:28:46,824
Sorry.

547
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,105
Huh?

548
00:28:48,107 --> 00:28:49,736
Aah!

549
00:28:49,738 --> 00:28:51,433
Well done, men.

550
00:28:51,435 --> 00:28:54,376
This tunnel will come
in handy tomorrow.

551
00:28:56,587 --> 00:28:58,824
The moon looks so close.

552
00:28:58,826 --> 00:29:01,064
I can hardly wait for tomorrow.

553
00:29:01,066 --> 00:29:03,720
I'll find my dad and bring
him home. I just know it.

554
00:29:06,026 --> 00:29:08,617
Oh, Pushok, you are very brave.

555
00:29:08,619 --> 00:29:09,896
Mwah!

556
00:29:09,898 --> 00:29:11,816
But isn't it dark
and scary up there?

557
00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:13,992
I heard about
the dark side of the moon.

558
00:29:13,994 --> 00:29:16,104
Someone named Pink Floyd
talks about it a lot.

559
00:29:16,106 --> 00:29:18,760
My mom told me it's
important not to look down,

560
00:29:18,762 --> 00:29:21,320
and one should also take
gravity and some air with them.

561
00:29:21,322 --> 00:29:23,176
And you're weightless,
no matter what you weigh.

562
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:26,216
From here,
it is so very beautiful.

563
00:29:26,218 --> 00:29:28,200
It's not the only thing.

564
00:29:28,202 --> 00:29:30,856
Oh! I bet you say that
to all the poodles.

565
00:29:30,858 --> 00:29:32,392
No, really, I mean it.

566
00:29:32,394 --> 00:29:34,216
Oh, how sweet.

567
00:29:34,218 --> 00:29:35,945
Aw, look at them.
It's so-

568
00:29:35,946 --> 00:29:37,161
Be quiet.
Romantic!

569
00:29:37,163 --> 00:29:38,985
This is a covert operation.

570
00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:41,992
- What is it with you and romance?
- It's a rabbit thing.

571
00:29:41,994 --> 00:29:44,745
Will you give me a sign
when you are on the moon?

572
00:29:44,747 --> 00:29:46,824
If you wave to me from here.

573
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:50,024
Almost like you and I were, you know,
kind of like boyfriend and girlfriend.

574
00:29:50,026 --> 00:29:51,176
<i>Oui.</i>

575
00:29:51,178 --> 00:29:53,032
I think they're looking for us.

576
00:29:53,034 --> 00:29:54,056
Ya think?

577
00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,417
Let's go.

578
00:29:57,418 --> 00:29:59,080
Load the
bomb carefully. Shh.

579
00:29:59,082 --> 00:30:01,000
It's the only one we have.

580
00:30:01,002 --> 00:30:04,456
I keep asking for more bombs,
but, you know, the budget cutbacks.

581
00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:06,504
We must destroy
whatever force is up there.

582
00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:08,200
It is unimaginably powerful.

583
00:30:08,202 --> 00:30:11,017
Whatever it is, we cannot allow
the Americans to possess it.

584
00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:12,520
Right.
Sir.

585
00:30:12,522 --> 00:30:14,696
This bomb must launch
with the rocket, understand?

586
00:30:14,698 --> 00:30:16,552
Uh-huh.

587
00:30:16,554 --> 00:30:18,952
No. They can't.

588
00:30:18,954 --> 00:30:21,864
- What's that?
- There is someone behind that vent.

589
00:30:21,866 --> 00:30:25,256
Kesha, go and see who it is, and
kindly be quick about it. Yes, sir!

590
00:30:26,027 --> 00:30:27,368
It's you!

591
00:30:30,794 --> 00:30:33,097
- Well, what is it?
- Found them.

592
00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:34,984
I need to lay down for a-

593
00:30:35,818 --> 00:30:36,937
Aah!

594
00:30:36,939 --> 00:30:39,944
Ooh!
This way. In here!

595
00:30:39,946 --> 00:30:42,248
Oh, sure.
Now you've got a plan.

596
00:31:03,882 --> 00:31:06,472
I've had all the fun
I can stand for one evening.

597
00:31:06,474 --> 00:31:08,712
Ready to go home?
How does that sound?

598
00:31:08,714 --> 00:31:10,792
I'm personally in love
with the idea.

599
00:31:10,794 --> 00:31:13,896
Strelka, you know we can't go
home yet. We need to help Kazbek.

600
00:31:13,898 --> 00:31:16,744
What? Did I hear you right? Is this on?

601
00:31:16,746 --> 00:31:18,664
You heard them.
He's in danger.

602
00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:20,936
There's plenty of danger to
go around. Look around us.

603
00:31:20,938 --> 00:31:23,080
Everyone is trying to kill us.

604
00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:25,416
But Kazbek's in trouble.

605
00:31:25,418 --> 00:31:28,136
I guess I'll handle this myself.

606
00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:30,568
Don't you hate
always being right?

607
00:31:32,362 --> 00:31:33,832
There they are!
Huh?

608
00:31:35,722 --> 00:31:37,320
Don't just stand there!

609
00:31:37,322 --> 00:31:39,144
- Go get them!
- Here we go again.

610
00:31:39,146 --> 00:31:40,744
<i>Mush! ¡Ándale!</i>

611
00:31:40,746 --> 00:31:43,240
Follow me! I'll get
them! Come back here, you!

612
00:31:48,266 --> 00:31:50,505
The rocket looks
even bigger today.

613
00:31:50,507 --> 00:31:53,576
If only Fifi could see this.

614
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,112
<i>Start preparations
for the Apollo launch.</i>

615
00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,712
What are you waiting for?

616
00:31:56,714 --> 00:31:59,976
Nothing. It's just that
I didn't get to say good-bye.

617
00:31:59,978 --> 00:32:02,504
Say it now.
"Good-bye." See? Easy.

618
00:32:02,506 --> 00:32:04,104
<i>Good-bye. Au Revoir.</i>

619
00:32:04,106 --> 00:32:06,600
Remember, your father
is counting on you.

620
00:32:06,602 --> 00:32:09,416
You don't wanna
let him down, do you?

621
00:32:09,418 --> 00:32:11,272
Let's go.

622
00:32:11,274 --> 00:32:13,096
I'm stuck.

623
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,400
Whatever you do,
don't jump on me.

624
00:32:15,402 --> 00:32:16,744
Ow! My irritable bowel!

625
00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:22,504
Oh, what now?

626
00:32:22,506 --> 00:32:24,105
Why do you keep asking me?

627
00:32:24,106 --> 00:32:26,216
They're trapped!
We got 'em, boys!

628
00:32:27,658 --> 00:32:29,800
- Oh, no, you don't.
- I got you, Belka.

629
00:32:29,802 --> 00:32:31,720
Aah!

630
00:32:31,722 --> 00:32:33,910
- Get off! They're getting away!
- All aboard!

631
00:32:37,418 --> 00:32:39,817
Strelka, what are you
doing? Improvising.

632
00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:49,544
Get them! They're escaping!

633
00:32:49,546 --> 00:32:52,200
That way, stupid!
We've got you surrounded!

634
00:32:53,482 --> 00:32:55,688
- Oh!
- Whoops.

635
00:32:57,482 --> 00:32:58,920
- Aah!
- Ohh!

636
00:32:58,922 --> 00:33:00,136
Look out!

637
00:33:03,402 --> 00:33:05,768
Okay, this is not what I had in mind.

638
00:33:06,794 --> 00:33:10,120
Oh, for-Huh?

639
00:33:18,218 --> 00:33:19,400
Oh! Aah!

640
00:33:20,842 --> 00:33:22,344
Look out, you fools!

641
00:33:22,346 --> 00:33:24,840
Hold on, Belka. I got ya.

642
00:33:24,842 --> 00:33:26,440
Glad you could drop in.

643
00:33:32,426 --> 00:33:33,512
Aah!

644
00:33:33,514 --> 00:33:35,272
Train's early.
Hmm.

645
00:33:38,922 --> 00:33:41,064
That way! They're
headed for the launchpad!

646
00:33:41,066 --> 00:33:42,696
Strelka,
that's the rocket up ahead.

647
00:33:42,698 --> 00:33:44,680
I can't stop!

648
00:33:57,002 --> 00:34:01,192
<i>Ready to begin
final countdown for rocket launch.</i>

649
00:34:01,194 --> 00:34:03,784
- We've got to get on that rocket.
- Really?

650
00:34:03,786 --> 00:34:06,760
<i>Liftoff in ten, nine-
Kazbek needs help.</i>

651
00:34:06,762 --> 00:34:08,296
<i>Eight, seven-
Okay.</i>

652
00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,984
<i>Here we go again, again.
Six, five, four,</i>

653
00:34:10,986 --> 00:34:12,744
<i>three,</i>

654
00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:14,632
<i>two, one.</i>

655
00:34:14,634 --> 00:34:15,720
<i>Ignition.</i>

656
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:16,968
<i>Lift off!</i>

657
00:34:17,993 --> 00:34:19,240
Ay, Yi, Yi, Yi!

658
00:34:19,242 --> 00:34:21,160
Ew.

659
00:34:21,162 --> 00:34:22,920
I did it!

660
00:34:22,922 --> 00:34:25,480
I convinced them
to take the mission!

661
00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:28,264
Why did you
not tell me immediately?

662
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:32,712
Well, I, uh, wanted to
surprise you. Are you surprised?

663
00:34:32,714 --> 00:34:34,376
Well done, Kesha.

664
00:34:34,378 --> 00:34:36,072
Perhaps I misjudged you.

665
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,184
Of course, this mission
must be kept totally secret.

666
00:34:38,186 --> 00:34:41,096
And you will make sure of that. Sir.

667
00:34:41,098 --> 00:34:42,472
Come on. Pull.

668
00:34:42,474 --> 00:34:44,296
Ow! We made it.

669
00:34:44,298 --> 00:34:46,696
There it is, Pushok, the
entrance to the rocket.

670
00:34:46,697 --> 00:34:50,631
That? But why don't we
just use the capsule's main hatch?

671
00:34:50,633 --> 00:34:53,896
Um, yes. Uh, special
security measures.

672
00:34:53,898 --> 00:34:55,912
This is a top secret mission.

673
00:34:55,914 --> 00:34:58,632
Today Earth will be a
safer place. I salute you.

674
00:34:58,634 --> 00:35:00,744
Hurry. It's nearly
launch time.

675
00:35:00,746 --> 00:35:02,504
That's it. In you go.

676
00:35:02,506 --> 00:35:03,560
Wow.

677
00:35:04,778 --> 00:35:07,112
All right, I'm in.
What do I do now?

678
00:35:07,114 --> 00:35:09,032
Follow the pipes
into the rocket.

679
00:35:09,034 --> 00:35:11,336
Go to the moon and
help your father. Hurry.

680
00:35:11,338 --> 00:35:12,744
Right.
Go!

681
00:35:12,746 --> 00:35:15,112
Ah, he's even stupider
than I thought.

682
00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:17,234
Poodle, see that he gets
into the rocket and goes.

683
00:35:17,259 --> 00:35:18,440
I am a presidential pup.

684
00:35:18,442 --> 00:35:20,104
I don't do pipes. You do it.

685
00:35:20,106 --> 00:35:21,992
It's a matter of fitness.

686
00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:23,720
You fit. I don't.

687
00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:26,920
Round peg, square hole. Understand?
But I'm with you in spirit.

688
00:35:32,362 --> 00:35:33,672
Right away, sir.

689
00:35:35,657 --> 00:35:37,960
<i>Air compression at 50%.</i>

690
00:35:37,962 --> 00:35:39,591
<i>Begin fueling procedure.</i>

691
00:35:39,593 --> 00:35:41,704
Fueling in process.
Tank is at 50%.

692
00:35:45,961 --> 00:35:48,231
<i>Proceed to seal the fuel tanks.</i>

693
00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:51,144
Aah!

694
00:35:51,146 --> 00:35:52,520
Look out!

695
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,640
I must be an idiot
to listen to that cat.

696
00:35:59,274 --> 00:36:02,312
That cat will
pay dearly for this.

697
00:36:02,314 --> 00:36:04,104
Aah!

698
00:36:04,105 --> 00:36:05,480
Uh-oh.

699
00:36:05,482 --> 00:36:08,808
I'm getting out of here!
Every poodle for himself!

700
00:36:09,546 --> 00:36:11,624
Right behind ya.

701
00:36:11,626 --> 00:36:13,416
<i>Five minutes to liftoff.</i>

702
00:36:13,418 --> 00:36:15,432
<i>Astronaut
is boarding the rocket.</i>

703
00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:18,536
<i>Good luck to our nation's
finest, Captain Chip Armstrong.</i>

704
00:36:18,538 --> 00:36:21,384
Ah ha ha! American ninja!

705
00:36:21,385 --> 00:36:23,464
I appreciate the appreciation.

706
00:36:23,466 --> 00:36:25,960
Glad to meet my soon-to-be
memento-buying public.

707
00:36:25,962 --> 00:36:28,584
This one's for the ladies.
Mwah! Oh, yeah. Thank you.

708
00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:31,304
Hey! You come to wish
me luck? Out of my way!

709
00:36:31,306 --> 00:36:33,351
You're about to become
a celebrity space hero.

710
00:36:33,353 --> 00:36:36,135
When you get back, it's gonna be
fame, fortune and product endorsifying-

711
00:36:36,137 --> 00:36:37,608
the whole enchilada.

712
00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:59,080
You know, this food isn't bad.

713
00:36:59,081 --> 00:37:02,151
Near-death experiences
give me an appetite.

714
00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:05,320
So the plan is we find Kazbek
and take him back to Earth, right?

715
00:37:05,322 --> 00:37:07,176
Should be simple enough
from here.

716
00:37:07,786 --> 00:37:08,968
Huh?

717
00:37:09,802 --> 00:37:11,080
Is that another rocket?

718
00:37:11,082 --> 00:37:12,744
What?

719
00:37:14,346 --> 00:37:15,912
Uh-

720
00:37:15,914 --> 00:37:18,983
Looks like the Americans
wanna start a space race.

721
00:37:18,985 --> 00:37:21,255
They must be after Kazbek too.

722
00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:28,456
Being a national hero
makes you get philosophical-like.

723
00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:31,976
Why are we here? Where do we belong?
What is the purpose of it all?

724
00:37:31,977 --> 00:37:34,760
- Why is there a dog floating around my cockpit?
- I'm Pushok.

725
00:37:34,762 --> 00:37:36,840
Nice for you.
Here's the exit. Please leave.

726
00:37:36,842 --> 00:37:39,912
Huh. I'd hold my breath and
aim for Earth if I was you.

727
00:37:39,914 --> 00:37:42,471
I don't think you understand
what it is I'm doing here.

728
00:37:42,473 --> 00:37:44,903
I'm your backup, your partner,
your number two.

729
00:37:44,905 --> 00:37:47,496
Go outside if you gotta go
number two. Wait. My partner?

730
00:37:47,498 --> 00:37:49,799
I'm a hero a-solo,
compadre.

731
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:53,352
Well, not anymore,
because here I am.

732
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,719
Do you know the first thing
about space travel?

733
00:37:55,721 --> 00:37:59,112
You need a rocket. Hoo hoo
hoo! Ha ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hoo!

734
00:37:59,114 --> 00:38:02,984
But that was a easy one. Look, there's only
one decider on this mission, and that's me.

735
00:38:02,986 --> 00:38:04,072
Get it?

736
00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:05,352
Got it.
That's good.

737
00:38:05,354 --> 00:38:07,431
Now, make me lunch.
Captain Chip, look there!

738
00:38:07,433 --> 00:38:09,416
Well, would you look at that.

739
00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,296
Someone trying to horn in
on my heroic solo mission. Ha!

740
00:38:12,297 --> 00:38:13,384
Ooh hoo hoo ha!

741
00:38:15,242 --> 00:38:18,920
Well, no one's gonna make a monkey
out of Mrs. Simian's boy Chip.

742
00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:20,040
Gotta lose 'em.

743
00:38:20,042 --> 00:38:21,383
What do I do, Captain?

744
00:38:21,385 --> 00:38:24,040
Just do what I say
and say what I do.

745
00:38:24,042 --> 00:38:26,376
Don't do that. That would get
annoying. Just pressify that pedal.

746
00:38:26,378 --> 00:38:27,378
Got it.

747
00:38:35,114 --> 00:38:36,487
Whoa!

748
00:38:38,698 --> 00:38:41,320
Hey, are those bananas? Ew!

749
00:38:42,698 --> 00:38:44,456
- Hmph.
- Don't they know bananas are dangerous?

750
00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:46,439
- Someone could slip on a peel.
- Stop playing.

751
00:38:46,441 --> 00:38:48,680
We have to find Kazbek
before anyone else does.

752
00:38:48,682 --> 00:38:50,376
You're right.
It's all up to us.

753
00:38:50,378 --> 00:38:52,615
Okay, let's light this candle.

754
00:38:57,417 --> 00:38:59,976
Huh?
Huh? Hmm?

755
00:39:12,842 --> 00:39:16,488
Yeah. I'm gonna be famous
and rich and-Huh? Aah!

756
00:39:24,938 --> 00:39:27,175
We can't let them get
to the moon first.

757
00:39:27,177 --> 00:39:30,312
Then I guess you better stop
driving like an old lady, partner.

758
00:39:30,313 --> 00:39:34,664
Ooh! Ahh!
Ooh! Ooh! Yee-haw!

759
00:39:35,626 --> 00:39:38,024
Aah! Whoo-hoo!

760
00:39:38,858 --> 00:39:42,023
Oh, man! Whoo! I love my job!

761
00:39:42,025 --> 00:39:44,199
Oh! Should've worn
that seat belt.

762
00:39:44,201 --> 00:39:47,624
Yee-haw! Ha ha! Whoo! Ahh!

763
00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:49,447
Look out!
Wahh!

764
00:39:50,761 --> 00:39:51,975
Huh?

765
00:39:51,977 --> 00:39:53,895
Oh, no.
Big rock! Big rock!

766
00:39:59,082 --> 00:40:01,642
Don't worry, little space buddy.
I got this doggy roped and tied.

767
00:40:03,626 --> 00:40:06,408
Yee-haw! Remember the Alamo!

768
00:40:09,482 --> 00:40:11,943
That had better not
scratch the paint.

769
00:40:17,386 --> 00:40:18,951
Whoo!

770
00:40:18,953 --> 00:40:21,096
Uh, this is not good.

771
00:40:27,978 --> 00:40:29,800
Aah!

772
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:33,480
Belka, you did it. We made it.

773
00:40:33,482 --> 00:40:35,560
Next stop, the moon.

774
00:40:39,402 --> 00:40:43,784
♪ Nobody knows
the trouble I've seen ♪

775
00:40:43,785 --> 00:40:47,111
♪ Nobody knows the sorrow ♪♪

776
00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:50,087
Well, at least
things can't get any worse.

777
00:40:51,657 --> 00:40:54,119
I knew it was a mistake
the moment I said that.

778
00:40:54,121 --> 00:40:56,744
Hey, maybe this is a good thing.

779
00:40:56,746 --> 00:41:00,135
Maybe I can hitch a ride.
Hey! Hey, fellas! Little help?

780
00:41:00,137 --> 00:41:02,504
Going my way?
Do a brother a solid?

781
00:41:02,506 --> 00:41:04,168
Hey, hey, hey, careful up there.

782
00:41:15,817 --> 00:41:18,152
<i>Hello. Your
number cannot be reached as dialed.</i>

783
00:41:18,154 --> 00:41:19,656
Honey, tell me something
I don't know.

784
00:41:19,657 --> 00:41:22,088
Just when you think your day
is as bad as possible, aliens.

785
00:41:22,921 --> 00:41:24,135
Hey, what's that?

786
00:41:24,137 --> 00:41:26,184
Could it be? It is. My watch!

787
00:41:26,186 --> 00:41:28,360
My precious watch!
This is great!

788
00:41:28,362 --> 00:41:29,736
Things are looking up!

789
00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:31,623
I'm coming, baby!

790
00:41:34,026 --> 00:41:35,496
Aah!

791
00:41:44,905 --> 00:41:47,624
Ahhhhh.

792
00:41:47,626 --> 00:41:50,984
Now, that's what I call-
Ha-a landing.

793
00:41:52,714 --> 00:41:55,719
Grab your gear, little space
doggy. I'm gonna take a look around.

794
00:41:57,066 --> 00:41:59,399
One small step for a monkey.

795
00:41:59,401 --> 00:42:02,120
Hey, check it out.
I'm Moonwalking.

796
00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:07,464
I declare this moon
a planet of the apes!

797
00:42:07,466 --> 00:42:10,664
Monkeys of the Earth unite! You
ain't a monkey, but you can join me.

798
00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:12,680
Yeah, I'm coming.
Just a minute.

799
00:42:12,682 --> 00:42:14,856
I still gotta get my space legs.

800
00:42:14,858 --> 00:42:16,583
Take your time, kid.

801
00:42:16,585 --> 00:42:19,944
Ha ha! These are for the ladies.
Check out the moon, girls!

802
00:42:19,946 --> 00:42:21,960
Hoo hoo hoo!

803
00:42:21,961 --> 00:42:23,784
Hoo! Ha ha ha ha ho!

804
00:42:23,786 --> 00:42:26,472
Look at the view!
Smell that air!

805
00:42:26,474 --> 00:42:28,519
There's no air in space,
remember?

806
00:42:28,521 --> 00:42:31,431
Of course I remember, little
space buddy. I was just testin'.

807
00:42:31,433 --> 00:42:34,823
Okay, I want you to stay
here and guard the ship.

808
00:42:34,825 --> 00:42:36,968
- I have hero-ing to do.
- Yes, sir.

809
00:42:38,377 --> 00:42:40,616
What's that?
She's my baby, Gigi.

810
00:42:40,618 --> 00:42:42,792
Not biological, of course.
Gigi, meet my sidekick, Pushok.

811
00:42:42,794 --> 00:42:44,456
Pushok, meet Gigi.

812
00:42:44,458 --> 00:42:47,176
She's very delicate, like
a flower that can shoot ya.

813
00:42:47,177 --> 00:42:48,935
Okay, we are off.

814
00:42:48,937 --> 00:42:50,824
Uh, okay.

815
00:42:50,826 --> 00:42:52,519
I expect dinner upon my return.

816
00:42:52,521 --> 00:42:54,600
Like what, Captain Chip?

817
00:42:54,601 --> 00:42:56,999
Ah, surprise me.
Maybe something with banana.

818
00:42:57,001 --> 00:42:58,001
Yes, sir.

819
00:42:58,697 --> 00:43:00,199
Whee-oo!

820
00:43:00,201 --> 00:43:03,943
Whee! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Ohh hoo hoo!

821
00:43:10,441 --> 00:43:12,744
We made it.
We're on the moon.

822
00:43:12,746 --> 00:43:15,751
All right, now the
thing to do is take things slow.

823
00:43:15,753 --> 00:43:18,439
Okay, more careful than that.

824
00:43:18,441 --> 00:43:21,159
Belka, look. Aren't these the
tracks from the moon rover?

825
00:43:21,161 --> 00:43:23,943
That means Kazbek
must be this way.

826
00:43:23,945 --> 00:43:26,279
But, Belka, it's not safe.

827
00:43:26,281 --> 00:43:28,935
We don't know what happened
to Kazbek or if he's even-

828
00:43:28,937 --> 00:43:32,296
Uh-Uh, I mean,
we need some sort of plan.

829
00:43:32,297 --> 00:43:35,240
If Kazbek is here, then he
would find a way to survive.

830
00:43:35,242 --> 00:43:37,575
- You know he would.
- Belka, be reasonable.

831
00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:39,655
He could be anywhere
on the whole moon.

832
00:43:39,657 --> 00:43:42,599
We have no idea where to start looking
for him. We can't just wander around.

833
00:43:42,601 --> 00:43:44,744
I know what my heart feels.

834
00:43:44,746 --> 00:43:47,464
Kazbek is this way,
and I'm gonna find him.

835
00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:50,215
Okay. Fine.
Have it your way.

836
00:43:50,217 --> 00:43:52,231
I'll follow you to certain doom.

837
00:43:52,233 --> 00:43:54,632
But when we're both dead, I'm
never speaking to you again.

838
00:43:54,633 --> 00:43:56,008
That sounds fair.

839
00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:03,336
If my mom and dad
could only see me now.

840
00:44:03,338 --> 00:44:05,738
Well, before this bit with the
bananas. When we first landed.

841
00:44:15,306 --> 00:44:18,215
<i>In the news tonight, government
officials still have no explanation</i>

842
00:44:18,217 --> 00:44:21,735
<i>for the mysterious green beam that has
stolen many of the world's monuments,</i>

843
00:44:21,737 --> 00:44:24,104
<i>though sources suggest
Russian agents may be to blame.</i>

844
00:44:24,106 --> 00:44:25,416
<i>Now a word from our sponsor.</i>

845
00:44:27,145 --> 00:44:29,000
Huh?

846
00:44:29,002 --> 00:44:30,631
Who's there?

847
00:44:30,633 --> 00:44:32,359
Perhaps the wind?

848
00:44:35,722 --> 00:44:37,799
But there's no wind in space.

849
00:44:40,618 --> 00:44:42,632
And for my big next trick,

850
00:44:42,633 --> 00:44:45,416
I'll make the moon rover
vanish into thin air.

851
00:44:45,418 --> 00:44:48,200
But it should be
right here. And yet it's not.

852
00:44:48,202 --> 00:44:51,944
This is why people don't go around
following their hearts instead of maps.

853
00:44:51,946 --> 00:44:54,056
Hearts will get you lost
on the moon.

854
00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:57,383
Oh, look. A rock.
We found a rock.

855
00:44:57,385 --> 00:44:59,624
You're not being helpful,
Strelka.

856
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:06,280
Um, hello? Is someone there?

857
00:45:08,393 --> 00:45:10,919
Captain Chip, is it you?

858
00:45:10,921 --> 00:45:12,615
Captain?

859
00:45:12,617 --> 00:45:14,984
Hold it right there.
Don't make a move.

860
00:45:14,986 --> 00:45:16,711
Paws up.

861
00:45:16,713 --> 00:45:19,635
But I have to move a
little to raise my paws.

862
00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:21,096
I said don't move!

863
00:45:21,098 --> 00:45:25,255
I've been waiting for a chance to
get the drop on you, alien scum.

864
00:45:25,257 --> 00:45:28,520
Now, where's that robot of yours
and what are you doing on our moon?

865
00:45:28,522 --> 00:45:30,375
Nothing. I'm just looking
for my dad.

866
00:45:30,377 --> 00:45:32,743
Looking for your father
on the moon, huh?

867
00:45:32,745 --> 00:45:34,855
A likely story. Turn around.

868
00:45:37,066 --> 00:45:39,559
- Daddy?
- My son. It-

869
00:45:39,561 --> 00:45:41,031
Is it really you?

870
00:45:41,033 --> 00:45:42,824
Pushok. But how?

871
00:45:42,826 --> 00:45:45,511
I'm a space dog now, Pop.
I came to find you.

872
00:45:45,513 --> 00:45:48,135
My boy! My boy.

873
00:45:48,137 --> 00:45:51,464
Secret weapon, where are you? I
can't destroy you if I can't find you.

874
00:45:51,466 --> 00:45:54,696
What I need is some sort of
clue, no matter how small.

875
00:45:57,737 --> 00:46:01,383
Whoa! Howdy, ma'am!

876
00:46:01,385 --> 00:46:04,071
She's a big girl. Must be from
Texas. Oh, yeah. Moon selfie.

877
00:46:04,073 --> 00:46:05,735
Ha! Hello!

878
00:46:05,737 --> 00:46:09,319
Oh, this one's
front page for sure. Oh!

879
00:46:09,321 --> 00:46:10,504
What is that?

880
00:46:10,505 --> 00:46:12,743
Whoa! Oh! What is-

881
00:46:12,745 --> 00:46:15,495
Hey, time to skedaddle, Gigi!

882
00:46:15,497 --> 00:46:19,144
Whoo! Hey! Ooh!
Must be the rainy season.

883
00:46:20,553 --> 00:46:23,175
That alien's definitely
around here somewhere.

884
00:46:23,177 --> 00:46:25,671
I've been tracking it
since it grabbed my moon rover.

885
00:46:25,673 --> 00:46:27,399
Real live aliens?

886
00:46:27,401 --> 00:46:30,375
But what do you think they're
doing here? Probably an invasion.

887
00:46:30,377 --> 00:46:33,863
That's the kind of thing
aliens like to do.

888
00:46:33,865 --> 00:46:35,911
Is that an alien up there?

889
00:46:35,913 --> 00:46:38,055
That doesn't look alien. It-

890
00:46:38,057 --> 00:46:40,359
Hey, as a matter of fact, it-

891
00:46:40,361 --> 00:46:42,567
it looks like it's
gonna land right on us!

892
00:46:57,865 --> 00:47:00,999
Don't move.
Don't breathe. Don't be scared.

893
00:47:01,001 --> 00:47:03,816
- How's two out of three?
- Maybe he won't notice us.

894
00:47:07,337 --> 00:47:09,159
I think he noticed us.

895
00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:12,039
Uh, hi.

896
00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:14,120
Uh-

897
00:47:14,121 --> 00:47:16,007
Did you hear something?

898
00:47:17,577 --> 00:47:20,232
I thought I-
Hey, look at this.

899
00:47:20,233 --> 00:47:22,983
Oh, wow! Over there! Look!

900
00:47:28,137 --> 00:47:29,384
Oh, my.

901
00:47:30,698 --> 00:47:33,320
It's all
the missing objects from Earth.

902
00:47:33,321 --> 00:47:35,751
But why would anybody
just dump them all here?

903
00:47:35,753 --> 00:47:39,271
- I don't
- Hey! It's the moon rover. It is!

904
00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:42,151
That means Kazbek. Ooh, ooh,
ooh! Kazbek may be down there.

905
00:47:42,153 --> 00:47:44,136
Whoa. Wait.
What if it's a trap?

906
00:47:44,138 --> 00:47:47,016
I must find Kazbek.
He needs me.

907
00:47:47,018 --> 00:47:50,983
I'm just saying we should take things
nice and slow, be a little bit careful.

908
00:47:50,985 --> 00:47:52,776
There it is! My case!

909
00:47:52,778 --> 00:47:55,559
Ah! That's the one!
No question about it.

910
00:47:55,561 --> 00:47:57,735
- You're right. Let's go.
- ♪ Oh! Susanna ♪

911
00:47:57,737 --> 00:47:59,335
♪ Don't you cry for me ♪

912
00:47:59,337 --> 00:48:02,120
♪ I'm driving on the moon
with a laser on my knee ♪

913
00:48:02,121 --> 00:48:04,455
What is that?
Hide!

914
00:48:04,457 --> 00:48:08,679
♪ 'Cause I'm comin' home a hero
and you'll throw a party for me ♪♪

915
00:48:08,681 --> 00:48:12,519
Whoo! Moon's a lot bigger
than I thought, I'll tell ya.

916
00:48:12,521 --> 00:48:15,783
♪♪ Whoo! Hey, I think
I found something to blow up.

917
00:48:17,737 --> 00:48:19,591
Push this little switch here.

918
00:48:19,593 --> 00:48:21,831
That comes out,
and then I spin this.

919
00:48:21,833 --> 00:48:25,735
Oh, yeah! Come on, Gigi! It's
time for pop goes the weasel!

920
00:48:25,737 --> 00:48:28,775
There it is. Time to make
the moon safe for democracy.

921
00:48:28,777 --> 00:48:31,463
Oh, no!
Kazbek might be in there!

922
00:48:31,465 --> 00:48:33,639
- Hey, you, stop that!
- Whoa!

923
00:48:33,641 --> 00:48:36,487
- Drop the weapon.
- More dogs. What is there, a kennel up here?

924
00:48:39,785 --> 00:48:41,799
Okay, I'm willing to negotiate.

925
00:48:41,801 --> 00:48:44,519
You let my son go, and I'll take it easy

926
00:48:48,553 --> 00:48:50,599
Dad, where are we?

927
00:48:50,601 --> 00:48:52,359
In the alien's lair, Son.

928
00:48:52,361 --> 00:48:54,663
This is where
he, uh, brings everything.

929
00:48:56,713 --> 00:48:58,919
My moon rover's
around here somewhere.

930
00:48:58,921 --> 00:49:01,383
What's it doing
with all this stuff?

931
00:49:01,385 --> 00:49:03,751
Why is there even
a monkey on the moon?

932
00:49:03,753 --> 00:49:05,895
That's-That's just bananas.

933
00:49:05,897 --> 00:49:07,591
You're barking up
the wrong tree, dog.

934
00:49:07,593 --> 00:49:10,695
Besides, space dogs are so 1957.

935
00:49:10,697 --> 00:49:13,575
Watch what you say
about dogs, monkey boy.

936
00:49:13,577 --> 00:49:15,431
<i>Are you two loco en la cabeza?</i>

937
00:49:15,433 --> 00:49:18,151
What have you done with Kazbek?

938
00:49:18,153 --> 00:49:21,383
Let go. What's a Kazbek?
Uh-oh. Look.

939
00:49:21,385 --> 00:49:23,431
What is that?

940
00:49:23,433 --> 00:49:25,255
Whoa! This just
got real, dogs!

941
00:49:25,257 --> 00:49:26,663
Jump!

942
00:49:28,745 --> 00:49:30,407
My bag!

943
00:49:31,817 --> 00:49:35,175
Okay, don't make me
go all ape on ya.

944
00:49:35,177 --> 00:49:40,359
Hey! You treat Gigi proper now. She's
a lady and not insured. Take that!

945
00:49:40,361 --> 00:49:42,535
Hey, where are we going?
Put me down!

946
00:49:42,537 --> 00:49:44,199
Hey, watch it!

947
00:49:44,201 --> 00:49:47,943
There it is! The hands of
time are just out of my reach.

948
00:49:47,945 --> 00:49:49,959
Okay, that's it.
No more monkey business.

949
00:49:49,961 --> 00:49:53,191
We're gonna settle this
Texas-style, mano a robo.

950
00:49:53,193 --> 00:49:56,039
Hey, take your stinkin' paws
off me, darn dirty alien.

951
00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:58,951
Hey! This is no way
to treat a space hero.

952
00:49:58,953 --> 00:50:01,223
What are you doing?
Cut it out! Hey!

953
00:50:02,025 --> 00:50:03,943
I'm getting dizzy! Whoa!

954
00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:09,046
Excuse me, Mr. Monkey. Did
you say you are a space hero?

955
00:50:09,071 --> 00:50:10,183
What? Uh, hello?

956
00:50:10,185 --> 00:50:11,815
Hi. Pleased to meet ya.

957
00:50:11,817 --> 00:50:14,215
The name's Lenny,
and I need a space hero.

958
00:50:14,217 --> 00:50:16,199
Hello?

959
00:50:16,201 --> 00:50:18,887
Kazbek, are you in there?
It's Belka!

960
00:50:28,713 --> 00:50:30,055
Oh!

961
00:50:30,057 --> 00:50:31,783
Huh?

962
00:50:31,785 --> 00:50:35,399
Hey, you big tin can,
get away from my friend!

963
00:50:37,961 --> 00:50:40,263
I mean it. You do not
wanna make me angry.

964
00:50:40,265 --> 00:50:41,959
I can get sarcastic.

965
00:50:41,961 --> 00:50:45,319
Ha! That's right. There's
more where that came from.

966
00:50:45,321 --> 00:50:48,039
Okay, partner, time
to make tracks.

967
00:50:48,041 --> 00:50:50,121
- You saved me.
- You know I've always got your back.

968
00:50:52,713 --> 00:50:54,119
Look out! Whoa!

969
00:50:57,065 --> 00:50:58,951
Huh?
Huh?

970
00:50:58,953 --> 00:51:01,319
I think we know
where the alien went.

971
00:51:02,441 --> 00:51:04,583
Look out! Incoming!

972
00:51:05,481 --> 00:51:07,303
This way! Hurry!

973
00:51:07,305 --> 00:51:09,383
Oh, no.
It's a dead end.

974
00:51:09,385 --> 00:51:11,495
Wish you hadn't said
"dead end."

975
00:51:11,497 --> 00:51:14,951
- This is the end of the show.
- It's not over until the fat doggy howls.

976
00:51:14,953 --> 00:51:17,959
Yee-haw! Leave this
tin can to us, ladies!

977
00:51:17,961 --> 00:51:20,615
Kazbek? Strelka, it's Kazbek.

978
00:51:20,617 --> 00:51:23,431
Let's do this.
Systems to full power.

979
00:51:23,433 --> 00:51:26,471
- Power up. Engines on.
- Target locked.

980
00:51:26,473 --> 00:51:29,959
That's it, Kazbek. Show that big bully
he picked on the wrong Earth pups.

981
00:51:31,081 --> 00:51:32,551
Ready, Son?

982
00:51:32,553 --> 00:51:34,407
I was born ready.

983
00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:52,455
Kazbek, be careful.

984
00:51:52,457 --> 00:51:55,591
All I wanted to do was find my
husband and get back home to Pushok.

985
00:51:55,593 --> 00:51:57,639
Why does everything
have to be so difficult?

986
00:52:01,641 --> 00:52:03,271
Hey, up here.

987
00:52:03,273 --> 00:52:05,479
That's right.
We have not yet begun to fight.

988
00:52:05,481 --> 00:52:07,879
Give us your best shot,
you tin-plated alien menace.

989
00:52:07,881 --> 00:52:10,855
- How do you like that? You want some more?
- Dad!

990
00:52:10,857 --> 00:52:13,223
Whoa!

991
00:52:13,225 --> 00:52:16,519
It's nice we're finally getting to
spend some father-son time together, huh?

992
00:52:18,633 --> 00:52:21,319
We got him
right where we want him.

993
00:52:21,321 --> 00:52:23,398
- We're going down!
- State the obvious much?

994
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,175
Ohh! I'm so over the moon.
Hey, do something!

995
00:52:27,177 --> 00:52:29,479
I am. I'm falling
helplessly to my death.

996
00:52:45,321 --> 00:52:47,015
Whoa!

997
00:52:48,041 --> 00:52:49,639
So cool.

998
00:52:51,881 --> 00:52:53,543
We won?

999
00:52:55,657 --> 00:52:57,415
Huh?

1000
00:53:07,785 --> 00:53:09,575
Dude, how do you glow like that?

1001
00:53:11,241 --> 00:53:14,183
No, I won't hurt you. No,
wait! Come back! Come on!

1002
00:53:14,184 --> 00:53:16,775
Pushok, stop.
What are you doing?

1003
00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:18,823
Don't worry, Dad. I'll get him.

1004
00:53:18,825 --> 00:53:20,902
No, it's-it's not safe.

1005
00:53:20,904 --> 00:53:23,239
Pushok, wait for me.

1006
00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:26,023
You don't know
where that alien's been.

1007
00:53:31,433 --> 00:53:34,951
Chip! Chip, snap out of it!
This is no time for sleepwalking!

1008
00:53:36,264 --> 00:53:38,311
Huh? What?
Hey, look over there.

1009
00:53:38,313 --> 00:53:39,879
Is that the Russian moon rover?

1010
00:53:41,577 --> 00:53:43,334
This is what I've
been looking for.

1011
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,270
Looks like
it's pretty busted up.

1012
00:53:47,272 --> 00:53:49,383
But-But that
was my mission.

1013
00:53:49,385 --> 00:53:51,622
I was sent to destroy
this here rover,

1014
00:53:51,624 --> 00:53:53,831
but that robot
went and did it for me.

1015
00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:56,359
How can I be a famous
space hero with no mission?

1016
00:53:56,361 --> 00:53:58,055
I don't know what to do now.

1017
00:53:58,057 --> 00:54:00,358
Don't let it get you down.
These things happen.

1018
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,983
After all, you're still
the first monkey on the moon.

1019
00:54:02,985 --> 00:54:05,575
I can still be rich and
famous? Oh, absolutely.

1020
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:08,231
That is, if you have
the right talent agent.

1021
00:54:08,233 --> 00:54:11,005
Hurry up, Strelka. We
have to help Kazbek.

1022
00:54:11,030 --> 00:54:12,230
Just a second.

1023
00:54:12,232 --> 00:54:17,190
- What? Oh, Belka, I found Lenny's watch.
- Lenny's watch?

1024
00:54:17,192 --> 00:54:20,615
How did that get up here?

1025
00:54:20,617 --> 00:54:22,694
That must be
why Lenny disappeared.

1026
00:54:22,696 --> 00:54:26,343
He must have been grabbed by that
robot thing, just like my suitcase.

1027
00:54:26,345 --> 00:54:29,318
But then where is he?
Oh. Oh, no.

1028
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,303
He's been gone for hours.

1029
00:54:31,305 --> 00:54:33,799
And if he was brought up here
without a space suit, then-

1030
00:54:33,801 --> 00:54:35,719
Oh.

1031
00:54:35,721 --> 00:54:37,543
Oh. Poor Lenny.

1032
00:54:37,545 --> 00:54:39,495
Oh.

1033
00:54:39,497 --> 00:54:41,383
Please come back, alien.

1034
00:54:41,385 --> 00:54:45,159
My dad just needs to talk
to you. Oh, come on! Stop!

1035
00:54:45,161 --> 00:54:46,983
Pushok?

1036
00:54:46,985 --> 00:54:50,151
Wow, Belka.
Your family sure gets around.

1037
00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:53,351
Just stop! I promise
nobody's going to hurt you!

1038
00:54:53,353 --> 00:54:55,623
Oh, no.

1039
00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:58,343
Don't worry. I'll save you!

1040
00:55:21,801 --> 00:55:23,719
Help!

1041
00:55:25,704 --> 00:55:28,167
Thanks.

1042
00:55:31,433 --> 00:55:34,759
I know that was Pushok
I saw. He must be nearby.

1043
00:55:34,761 --> 00:55:38,534
What do you think, he ran away
to the moon? That's a bit extreme.

1044
00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:40,008
He's here. We
have to find him.

1045
00:55:40,033 --> 00:55:42,239
You just don't run
into people on the moon.

1046
00:55:45,385 --> 00:55:47,591
Well, speak of the devil.

1047
00:55:47,592 --> 00:55:50,439
Kazbek, are you okay?
I was so worried.

1048
00:55:50,441 --> 00:55:53,319
- What are you doing here?
- What is Pushok doing here?

1049
00:55:53,321 --> 00:55:54,246
Did he come with you?

1050
00:55:54,271 --> 00:55:56,934
I was as surprised to see
him as I am to be seeing you.

1051
00:55:56,936 --> 00:55:58,790
Hey, Strelka.
Hey, Kazbek.

1052
00:55:58,792 --> 00:56:01,670
Anybody else here I should know about
besides you two and the green guy?

1053
00:56:01,672 --> 00:56:05,031
Uh, there's a monkey
and a big robot.

1054
00:56:05,033 --> 00:56:07,751
And we located Lenny's watch,
so he may be here somewhere.

1055
00:56:07,752 --> 00:56:10,183
Can we have this
conversation a little later?

1056
00:56:10,185 --> 00:56:11,719
I'm trying to drive here.

1057
00:56:11,721 --> 00:56:14,439
- Where is my son?
- I think he's just up ahead.

1058
00:56:14,441 --> 00:56:17,479
When we get back, we'll book you on
television interviews, magazine covers.

1059
00:56:17,481 --> 00:56:19,175
Did I mention I usually get 70%?

1060
00:56:19,177 --> 00:56:22,151
Aha! I see Lenny.
He's with the monkey.

1061
00:56:22,152 --> 00:56:23,623
- Grab them.
- Got 'em!

1062
00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:26,759
Hey! Hey, is this a DeSoto?
Nice ride.

1063
00:56:26,761 --> 00:56:28,391
I can't believe it.

1064
00:56:28,393 --> 00:56:31,238
Belka. Strelka. Kazbek.
All my friends are here.

1065
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:32,615
I've missed you all so much.

1066
00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:35,911
Yeah, Belka thought
we'd find you here.

1067
00:56:35,913 --> 00:56:39,110
Yes. Strelka found your watch.
I knew you couldn't be too far.

1068
00:56:39,112 --> 00:56:40,871
Oh, I could just jump for joy.

1069
00:56:40,873 --> 00:56:42,662
Don't.
Not a lot of headroom.

1070
00:56:42,664 --> 00:56:46,919
So, how did you end up here?

1071
00:56:54,857 --> 00:56:58,759
<i>♪ I'm reaching out
to the sky above ♪</i>

1072
00:56:58,761 --> 00:57:02,503
<i>♪ Making wishes
and dreaming of ♪</i>

1073
00:57:02,505 --> 00:57:06,535
<i>♪ The day that I'll be
with you again ♪</i>

1074
00:57:09,896 --> 00:57:13,863
<i>♪ The comets and stars
flying by me ♪</i>

1075
00:57:13,865 --> 00:57:17,703
<i>♪ I wish that somehow
they'd guide me ♪</i>

1076
00:57:17,705 --> 00:57:23,495
<i>♪ I need some help
I really need a friend ♪</i>

1077
00:57:23,496 --> 00:57:26,951
<i>♪ So please come take me away ♪</i>

1078
00:57:26,953 --> 00:57:29,671
<i>♪ I wanna go home ♪</i>

1079
00:57:29,673 --> 00:57:32,135
<i>♪ I've been here too long ♪</i>

1080
00:57:32,136 --> 00:57:36,774
<i>♪ Help me find a way
back where I belong ♪</i>

1081
00:57:36,776 --> 00:57:39,335
<i>♪ I've been here so long ♪</i>

1082
00:57:39,337 --> 00:57:41,383
<i>♪ I'm a little bit scared ♪</i>

1083
00:57:41,384 --> 00:57:44,423
<i>♪ A little bit tired and frail ♪</i>

1084
00:57:46,376 --> 00:57:49,671
<i>♪ So please come take me away ♪</i>

1085
00:57:49,672 --> 00:57:52,519
<i>♪ I wanna go home ♪</i>

1086
00:57:53,512 --> 00:57:55,943
<i>♪ I wanna go home ♪</i>

1087
00:57:55,945 --> 00:57:57,830
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do ♪</i>

1088
00:57:57,832 --> 00:58:00,614
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do ♪♪</i>

1089
00:58:00,616 --> 00:58:03,431
And then you stole the moon
rover and all this other stuff?

1090
00:58:03,433 --> 00:58:05,895
Why?

1091
00:58:05,897 --> 00:58:08,263
Pushok,
step away from that creature.

1092
00:58:08,264 --> 00:58:11,111
Dad? Mom?
Mom, you're here!

1093
00:58:11,113 --> 00:58:12,550
Pushok, you're safe! Mom!

1094
00:58:12,552 --> 00:58:15,911
My little boy.
Our brave hero.

1095
00:58:15,913 --> 00:58:17,958
Mom, Dad, he isn't dangerous.

1096
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,422
He's just a lost alien child
trying to survive.

1097
00:58:20,424 --> 00:58:23,110
Just wants to phone
home, huh? A likely story.

1098
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,302
But wait. He saved me.

1099
00:58:27,304 --> 00:58:28,614
He did?

1100
00:58:30,024 --> 00:58:32,006
Ow! Whoa, whoa. Whoa.

1101
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,599
Yeah, yeah, hold it
closer, in the Earth light.

1102
00:58:38,601 --> 00:58:40,711
This may seem like an
unhealthy obsession to you.

1103
00:58:40,713 --> 00:58:44,039
But I don't care. I just
feel so naked without it.

1104
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,342
Now we should all
get back to the ships.

1105
00:58:46,344 --> 00:58:49,001
We're bringing this lost
alien back with us, right?

1106
00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:50,278
That's not protocol.

1107
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,734
There's a strict policy against alien species
traveling aboard Russian spaceships.

1108
00:58:53,736 --> 00:58:56,902
But it's only a child, and
no child should be left behind.

1109
00:58:56,904 --> 00:58:59,782
Maybe we can pass him off
as a lamp or night-light.

1110
00:58:59,784 --> 00:59:01,958
Hey, I'll take him
back home with me!

1111
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,551
We can do the talk shows.
Wait. That won't work.

1112
00:59:04,552 --> 00:59:07,174
He's an illegal alien.
They'd just deport him.

1113
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,335
- Hey, everyone, I figured it out!
- Huh?

1114
00:59:11,337 --> 00:59:13,959
He was making a signal for
his parents to find him!

1115
00:59:13,961 --> 00:59:17,382
It's a giant SOS.

1116
00:59:17,384 --> 00:59:20,358
But we need to make this a lot
brighter to attract their attention.

1117
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,790
- So we can get him home.
- Contact the aliens

1118
00:59:22,792 --> 00:59:25,670
and hope they save the day
rather than destroy the world?

1119
00:59:25,672 --> 00:59:28,519
Kinda taking a risk. Not that
I'm not all about risk-taking.

1120
00:59:28,521 --> 00:59:30,983
Let's do it! Send 'em a
signal, see what happens.

1121
00:59:30,985 --> 00:59:34,054
I've got it! We can use the
solar batteries on the moon rover

1122
00:59:34,056 --> 00:59:35,654
to light this place up!

1123
00:59:35,656 --> 00:59:38,086
Then what are we waiting for?
Let's get to work.

1124
00:59:52,552 --> 00:59:54,214
Hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

1125
00:59:54,216 --> 00:59:55,399
Ha-ha!

1126
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,775
Well, that should do it.
Let's give this baby a try.

1127
01:00:08,776 --> 01:00:10,247
Yeah.

1128
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,103
What's wrong?
Is there not enough power?

1129
01:00:24,105 --> 01:00:26,215
The sun is going down.

1130
01:00:26,217 --> 01:00:28,422
Without the solar panels,
we don't have enough energy.

1131
01:00:28,424 --> 01:00:30,342
We could try again tomorrow.

1132
01:00:30,344 --> 01:00:31,975
We can't wait until tomorrow.

1133
01:00:31,977 --> 01:00:35,334
We don't have enough
oxygen to stay here till tomorrow.

1134
01:00:35,336 --> 01:00:37,414
We gotta leave tonight.

1135
01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:40,615
We can't just leave him. Can't we
do anything for the poor little guy?

1136
01:00:45,225 --> 01:00:47,558
Yes, we can!

1137
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,318
It's now or never.

1138
01:00:57,832 --> 01:01:00,423
- Careful, Son.
- What's Pushok doing up there?

1139
01:01:00,425 --> 01:01:03,014
He's gone space happy!

1140
01:01:03,016 --> 01:01:04,134
Whoa!

1141
01:01:07,944 --> 01:01:09,863
Watch it, Son.

1142
01:01:11,976 --> 01:01:13,894
Get ready to try again, Dad.

1143
01:01:18,184 --> 01:01:19,623
I see what he's doing.

1144
01:01:22,761 --> 01:01:24,902
Try it now.

1145
01:01:24,904 --> 01:01:26,439
Genius, partner!

1146
01:01:28,265 --> 01:01:30,214
We have power. Come on.

1147
01:01:30,216 --> 01:01:32,263
Come on.

1148
01:01:38,985 --> 01:01:41,158
It's working!

1149
01:01:43,336 --> 01:01:45,158
Look at that!

1150
01:01:50,472 --> 01:01:52,102
Well done, my boy.

1151
01:01:54,345 --> 01:01:57,575
So, has there been
any contact from the moon yet?

1152
01:01:57,577 --> 01:02:00,710
Well, as yet, uh, no.

1153
01:02:00,712 --> 01:02:03,910
Remember, this mission must
be kept absolutely secret.

1154
01:02:03,912 --> 01:02:05,158
Huh? Uh-oh.

1155
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,623
Nobody can ever know
we were on the moon.

1156
01:02:11,017 --> 01:02:13,190
Hmm?
And nobody ever will.

1157
01:02:17,737 --> 01:02:20,103
Why, look.
Up there. It's Pushok.

1158
01:02:20,105 --> 01:02:23,558
He has done this.
It's the sign he promised me.

1159
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,342
Is this someone
you know, Miss Fifi?

1160
01:02:26,344 --> 01:02:29,318
Yes. He is a famous space dog
and my boyfriend.

1161
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,198
Long-distance relationships
never work.

1162
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,734
Oh, yeah?

1163
01:02:33,736 --> 01:02:36,966
As you can see, even the
moon cannot keep us apart.

1164
01:02:41,032 --> 01:02:43,655
Dad, do you honestly think
this is going to work?

1165
01:02:43,657 --> 01:02:46,438
I'm sure it will, Son.
I wish I could be sure.

1166
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,894
Being a real space dog is a much
harder job than I thought it was.

1167
01:02:49,896 --> 01:02:52,743
You've done fine.
I'm very proud of you, Pushok.

1168
01:02:55,592 --> 01:02:57,447
Whoa!

1169
01:03:02,376 --> 01:03:04,838
We're getting a little
high up, don't you think?

1170
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,822
Everyone, follow me. BELKA:
Everybody watch your step.

1171
01:03:06,824 --> 01:03:08,359
Hey, this is fun!

1172
01:03:09,896 --> 01:03:12,582
Whoo! Check it out!

1173
01:03:12,584 --> 01:03:15,783
- My watch! Did you bring my watch?
- Don't worry. I've still got it.

1174
01:03:19,752 --> 01:03:21,382
Hey.

1175
01:03:21,384 --> 01:03:22,919
What's that?
What's that?

1176
01:03:23,977 --> 01:03:25,991
My watch! No!

1177
01:03:25,992 --> 01:03:27,974
Seriously?

1178
01:03:27,976 --> 01:03:29,638
After all I've been through.

1179
01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:36,678
Mama!

1180
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,342
Mom!

1181
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,879
They saw our signal.
This is awesome!

1182
01:03:47,944 --> 01:03:49,991
Papa! Mama!

1183
01:03:53,896 --> 01:03:56,774
Aw. Two family reunions
in one day.

1184
01:03:56,776 --> 01:03:58,854
Kinda makes the whole
trip worthwhile. Sure does.

1185
01:03:58,856 --> 01:04:01,350
Watch the hands, monkey boy.

1186
01:04:18,152 --> 01:04:20,070
Wow. I am honored.

1187
01:04:20,072 --> 01:04:21,510
Look. He gave me
a space watch.

1188
01:04:21,512 --> 01:04:23,398
A watch!

1189
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,119
It's for me to replace
my old one, and I accept.

1190
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,550
My precious. I wonder what
it's worth in Earth money.

1191
01:04:30,504 --> 01:04:32,326
Stay cool, green guy.

1192
01:04:50,985 --> 01:04:53,638
Ahh!
Fantastic effects.

1193
01:05:00,232 --> 01:05:02,054
Ahh.

1194
01:05:29,224 --> 01:05:30,438
Huh?

1195
01:05:34,824 --> 01:05:36,966
I bet this is Pushok's fault!

1196
01:05:44,136 --> 01:05:46,790
<i>Attention, Mr. and Miss
America and all the ships at sea.</i>

1197
01:05:46,792 --> 01:05:48,838
<i>Flash. This news just in.</i>

1198
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:51,558
<i>American and Russian authorities have
just announced a peaceful resolution</i>

1199
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,350
<i>to the recent lunar crisis</i>

1200
01:05:53,352 --> 01:05:57,254
<i>and promise to work together in a new
spirit of international cooperation.</i>

1201
01:05:57,256 --> 01:06:00,742
Don't forget to
write, Pushok. I won't, Mom.

1202
01:06:00,744 --> 01:06:03,590
I'll come visit you guys real
soon, and I'll bring Fifi.

1203
01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:05,094
Wait. Who's Fifi?

1204
01:06:05,096 --> 01:06:06,823
Fifi, huh?

1205
01:06:06,824 --> 01:06:09,158
My little guy is growing up.

1206
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,590
You can all come
visit me in America too.

1207
01:06:11,592 --> 01:06:14,374
Just make sure to clear it
with my new agent. Right, Lenny?

1208
01:06:14,376 --> 01:06:17,350
Right. If you girls can handle
going back to the States without me.

1209
01:06:17,352 --> 01:06:19,014
I'm sure we'll get by.

1210
01:06:19,016 --> 01:06:21,190
We always do, partner.

1211
01:06:21,192 --> 01:06:23,686
And we always will.

1212
01:06:37,672 --> 01:06:39,526
I wonder
what this new watch does.

1213
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,694
Hey! Whoa.

1214
01:06:43,784 --> 01:06:44,998
Huh?

1215
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,918
Whoa!

1216
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,262
Hee-hee!

1217
01:06:50,344 --> 01:06:51,942
Whoa, whoa. Easy now.

1218
01:06:51,944 --> 01:06:54,022
Whoa! Whoa!

1219
01:06:54,024 --> 01:06:56,870
Whoa! Wow!

1220
01:06:56,872 --> 01:07:00,518
This is great! To boldly go
where no vermin has gone before!

1221
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:03,078
Yee-hoo!

1222
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:06,438
<i>♪ We're lightin' up the sky
just like a firework ♪</i>

1223
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:10,054
<i>♪ We're sparkling so bright,
every head will turn ♪</i>

1224
01:07:10,056 --> 01:07:13,446
<i>♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪</i>

1225
01:07:16,551 --> 01:07:19,878
<i>♪ We're lightin' up the
stage just like a spotlight ♪</i>

1226
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:23,590
<i>♪ Everybody
Everybody, get in line ♪</i>

1227
01:07:23,592 --> 01:07:26,726
<i>♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪</i>

1228
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,918
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1229
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,454
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1230
01:07:32,456 --> 01:07:34,726
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1231
01:07:35,816 --> 01:07:37,478
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1232
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,174
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1233
01:07:39,176 --> 01:07:41,766
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1234
01:07:43,464 --> 01:07:48,838
<i>♪ Everyone can see
we're livin' a dream ♪</i>

1235
01:07:48,839 --> 01:07:50,822
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1236
01:07:50,824 --> 01:07:56,550
<i>♪ We are stars We are
stars We are stars ♪</i>

1237
01:07:56,552 --> 01:07:59,749
<i>♪ We're lightin' up the room
We're startin' to glow ♪</i>

1238
01:07:59,751 --> 01:08:03,174
<i>♪ We're takin' off and shootin'
like a lightnin' bolt ♪</i>

1239
01:08:03,176 --> 01:08:06,726
<i>♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪</i>

1240
01:08:09,832 --> 01:08:14,886
<i>♪ Everyone can see
we're livin' a dream ♪</i>

1241
01:08:16,456 --> 01:08:18,150
<i>♪ Everyone can see ♪</i>

1242
01:08:18,152 --> 01:08:19,110
<i>♪ We're livin' ♪</i>

1243
01:08:19,112 --> 01:08:22,182
<i>♪ A dream ♪</i>

1244
01:08:22,184 --> 01:08:24,070
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1245
01:08:24,072 --> 01:08:25,734
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1246
01:08:25,736 --> 01:08:28,870
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1247
01:08:28,872 --> 01:08:30,630
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1248
01:08:30,632 --> 01:08:32,198
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1249
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:35,014
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1250
01:08:36,712 --> 01:08:42,310
<i>♪ Everyone can see
we're livin' a dream ♪</i>

1251
01:08:42,312 --> 01:08:44,070
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1252
01:08:44,072 --> 01:08:45,670
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1253
01:08:45,672 --> 01:08:48,774
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1254
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:54,790
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1255
01:08:54,792 --> 01:08:56,198
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1256
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:58,118
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1257
01:08:58,120 --> 01:08:59,558
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1258
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,382
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1259
01:09:01,384 --> 01:09:02,918
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1260
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:04,838
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1261
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:05,862
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1262
01:09:05,864 --> 01:09:07,334
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1263
01:09:07,336 --> 01:09:08,934
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1264
01:09:08,936 --> 01:09:11,110
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1265
01:09:11,112 --> 01:09:13,317
<i>♪ We're lightin' up the room ♪
♪ We are stars ♪</i>

1266
01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:14,982
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1267
01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:18,182
<i>♪ We are stars We are
stars We are stars ♪</i>

1268
01:09:18,184 --> 01:09:20,070
<i>♪ Everybody now ♪</i>

1269
01:09:20,072 --> 01:09:25,574
<i>♪ Everyone can see
we're livin' a dream ♪</i>

1270
01:09:25,576 --> 01:09:27,334
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1271
01:09:27,336 --> 01:09:29,029
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1272
01:09:29,031 --> 01:09:32,358
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1273
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:34,054
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1274
01:09:34,056 --> 01:09:35,749
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1275
01:09:35,751 --> 01:09:39,142
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars, yeah ♪</i>

1276
01:09:39,143 --> 01:09:41,062
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1277
01:09:41,063 --> 01:09:46,374
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1278
01:09:46,376 --> 01:09:49,862
<i>♪ We're lightin' up the sky
just like a firework ♪</i>

1279
01:09:49,864 --> 01:09:53,190
<i>♪ We're sparkling so bright,
every head will turn ♪</i>

1280
01:09:53,191 --> 01:09:56,998
<i>♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪</i>

1281
01:09:59,751 --> 01:10:03,237
<i>♪ We're lightin' up the stage
just like a spotlight ♪</i>

1282
01:10:03,239 --> 01:10:06,630
<i>♪ Everybody
Everybody, get in line ♪</i>

1283
01:10:06,631 --> 01:10:10,022
<i>♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪</i>

1284
01:10:12,231 --> 01:10:13,958
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1285
01:10:13,959 --> 01:10:15,558
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1286
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,734
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1287
01:10:18,855 --> 01:10:20,710
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1288
01:10:20,712 --> 01:10:22,278
<i>♪ We are stars
We are stars ♪</i>

1289
01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:24,742
<i>♪ We are stars ♪♪</i>

1290
01:10:40,552 --> 01:10:44,421
<i>♪ I'm reaching out
to the sky above ♪</i>

1291
01:10:44,423 --> 01:10:48,230
<i>♪ Making wishes
and dreaming of ♪</i>

1292
01:10:48,232 --> 01:10:52,838
<i>♪ The day that I'll
be with you again ♪</i>

1293
01:10:55,591 --> 01:10:59,590
<i>♪ The comets and stars
flying by me ♪</i>

1294
01:10:59,592 --> 01:11:03,398
<i>♪ I wish that somehow
they'd guide me ♪</i>

1295
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:09,222
<i>♪ I need some help
I really need a friend ♪</i>

1296
01:11:09,224 --> 01:11:12,613
<i>♪ So please come take me away ♪</i>

1297
01:11:12,615 --> 01:11:15,334
<i>♪ I wanna go home ♪</i>

1298
01:11:15,336 --> 01:11:17,830
<i>♪ I've been here too long ♪</i>

1299
01:11:17,832 --> 01:11:22,469
<i>♪ Help me find a way
back where I belong ♪</i>

1300
01:11:22,471 --> 01:11:25,030
<i>♪ I've been here so long ♪</i>

1301
01:11:25,032 --> 01:11:27,078
<i>♪ I'm a little bit scared ♪</i>

1302
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:30,853
<i>♪ A little bit tired and frail ♪</i>

1303
01:11:32,104 --> 01:11:35,397
<i>♪ So please come take me away ♪</i>

1304
01:11:35,399 --> 01:11:38,246
<i>♪ I wanna go home ♪</i>

1305
01:11:39,176 --> 01:11:41,638
<i>♪ I wanna go home ♪</i>

1306
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:43,494
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do ♪</i>

1307
01:11:43,495 --> 01:11:46,917
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do ♪</i>

1308
01:11:46,919 --> 01:11:49,158
<i>♪ Do, do ♪</i>

1309
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:50,822
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do ♪</i>

1310
01:11:50,823 --> 01:11:53,285
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do ♪</i>

1311
01:11:56,519 --> 01:12:00,357
<i>♪ It's getting harder
and I'm missing you ♪</i>

1312
01:12:00,359 --> 01:12:04,294
<i>♪ I wonder where you are
and what you're doing ♪</i>

1313
01:12:04,296 --> 01:12:09,062
<i>♪ And if you
can hear me calling ♪</i>

1314
01:12:11,175 --> 01:12:15,590
<i>♪ So I close my eyes
till I fall asleep ♪</i>

1315
01:12:15,592 --> 01:12:19,302
<i>♪ When I wake,
maybe you'll be here ♪</i>

1316
01:12:19,304 --> 01:12:25,094
<i>♪ And I'll never
be alone again ♪</i>

1317
01:12:25,096 --> 01:12:28,390
<i>♪ So please come take me away ♪</i>

1318
01:12:28,392 --> 01:12:31,814
<i>♪ I wanna go home ♪</i>

1319
01:12:31,816 --> 01:12:36,678
<i>♪ Oh, I wanna go home ♪</i>

1320
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:39,781
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>

1321
01:12:39,783 --> 01:12:42,214
<i>♪ I wanna go ♪</i>

1322
01:12:42,216 --> 01:12:44,230
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do ♪</i>

1323
01:12:44,231 --> 01:12:47,557
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do ♪</i>

1324
01:12:47,559 --> 01:12:51,366
<i>♪ I wanna go home ♪♪</i>

1325
01:12:54,856 --> 01:12:56,742
Hmm. Hmm-hmm.

1326
01:13:18,824 --> 01:13:19,824
Shh!

1327
01:13:22,823 --> 01:13:23,941
Shh.

1328
01:14:20,296 --> 01:14:21,606
Ooh!

1329
01:14:31,464 --> 01:14:33,382
Ohh!

1330
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:39,814
Hmm?

1331
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:44,165
Mm-hmm.

1332
01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:50,341
Yee-yuh!

1333
01:15:04,679 --> 01:15:06,597
Mm-mmm.

1334
01:15:06,599 --> 01:15:08,677
Mm-hmm.

1335
01:15:14,376 --> 01:15:15,813
Yee-uh!

1336
01:15:21,863 --> 01:15:24,901
Ah! Ah!

1337
01:15:28,872 --> 01:15:29,893
Huh?

1338
01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:46,192
Huh!

1339
01:16:13,255 --> 01:16:14,917
Aah!

1340
01:17:00,711 --> 01:17:02,246
Whoo-hoo!

1341
01:17:17,511 --> 01:17:18,566
Huh?

