1 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:15,828 I can't believe you're moving. Where is Vancouver, anyway? 2 00:00:15,903 --> 00:00:19,448 Do you know what happens to girls who start high school with no best friend, 3 00:00:19,518 --> 00:00:22,485 no guy, and low social standing? 4 00:00:22,558 --> 00:00:25,275 Nothing. Nothing ever happens to them. 5 00:00:26,238 --> 00:00:29,554 But look at it this way... you have the whole summer to revise your image. 6 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:32,248 I never truly had an image, did I? 7 00:00:32,318 --> 00:00:33,692 Start now. 8 00:00:47,997 --> 00:00:48,946 Bye! 9 00:00:49,021 --> 00:00:50,166 See you, guys! 10 00:00:51,869 --> 00:00:55,830 Julie, Hannah, hold on. Take this. Here. There you go. 11 00:00:55,901 --> 00:00:58,453 What's this? I thought we were done with junior high. 12 00:00:58,524 --> 00:01:01,012 It's the summer reading list. 13 00:01:01,085 --> 00:01:02,776 You read all these books? 14 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,055 Yeah, many times. 15 00:01:04,124 --> 00:01:07,058 Really, Mr. Corrado, you need to get out more. 16 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,526 Okay, that's not funny! 17 00:01:09,596 --> 00:01:11,384 You two, slow down! 18 00:01:11,452 --> 00:01:13,721 Julie, party problem. 19 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:17,237 Great. Staci's gonna go to Liz's sleepover. 20 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,506 Speak of the devils. 21 00:01:21,692 --> 00:01:24,856 Hey, Yancy, my father's a lawyer. 22 00:01:24,924 --> 00:01:28,272 He could help you sue the diet pill company for nonperformance. 23 00:01:34,683 --> 00:01:36,920 Do you want to come to my sleepover? 24 00:01:36,987 --> 00:01:39,540 Me? Yeah, sure. Absolutely. 25 00:01:39,611 --> 00:01:42,458 - It's tonight. Seven-ish. - Cool. 26 00:01:50,714 --> 00:01:52,623 Last chance to see a picture of me in a coma. 27 00:01:52,698 --> 00:01:54,487 I've got tubes in nasty places. 28 00:01:54,554 --> 00:01:56,758 You were barely in a coma. 29 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:58,582 Three hours. 30 00:02:00,026 --> 00:02:03,408 Hey, hey, what's this? Someone having a par-tay tonight? 31 00:02:03,482 --> 00:02:05,653 Par-tay, Jules! 32 00:02:05,721 --> 00:02:09,016 Keep it up, SpongeBob. You'll have two pictures of yourself in a coma. 33 00:02:16,473 --> 00:02:20,433 Jules, I can't make your overnighter. I'm doing the dance. 34 00:02:20,505 --> 00:02:21,999 The dance? 35 00:02:22,073 --> 00:02:23,895 The high school dance? 36 00:02:24,601 --> 00:02:26,674 Oh, right. Have fun. 37 00:02:29,624 --> 00:02:30,573 "Have fun"! 38 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,030 How did Staci get so popular, anyways? 39 00:02:34,105 --> 00:02:35,828 We used to be best friends. 40 00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:37,751 That was elementary school. 41 00:02:37,816 --> 00:02:38,765 True. 42 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,386 So, I think I have a solution. 43 00:02:42,456 --> 00:02:43,830 I'll just move with you. 44 00:02:43,896 --> 00:02:46,896 You have to stay put, kiddo, hold up the tent. 45 00:02:48,663 --> 00:02:50,256 The tent won't be the same without you. 46 00:02:51,895 --> 00:02:54,132 So this is our future? 47 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,726 Your future. 48 00:02:55,799 --> 00:02:57,392 I still can't believe you're moving. 49 00:02:57,463 --> 00:03:00,049 How am I supposed to do high school without you? 50 00:03:02,839 --> 00:03:04,301 There it is... 51 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:06,349 the high school lunch spot. 52 00:03:06,423 --> 00:03:08,725 And there's where I'll be sitting. 53 00:03:10,167 --> 00:03:11,443 Cool... 54 00:03:12,951 --> 00:03:14,445 uncool. 55 00:03:15,894 --> 00:03:17,356 Staci and Liz... 56 00:03:18,038 --> 00:03:19,053 me. 57 00:03:19,126 --> 00:03:21,679 Life is so predictable it kills me. 58 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:41,518 Steve is so plush. 59 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:51,754 Isn't it great? He can't see me, not at all. 60 00:04:08,404 --> 00:04:10,444 I thought you'd never get home. 61 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:13,069 We have a million things to do before the party, Julie, 62 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:17,515 so I stopped on my way home and I bought all the stuff. 63 00:04:17,587 --> 00:04:19,856 Stuff? What stuff? 64 00:04:20,979 --> 00:04:23,630 Oh, Mom, not the Party Playhouse! 65 00:04:24,659 --> 00:04:27,758 We are having a ladybug party. 66 00:04:28,403 --> 00:04:30,192 We've got ladybug cups... 67 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,714 ladybug plates... 68 00:04:33,267 --> 00:04:36,682 and a ladybug pi? Ata. 69 00:04:36,755 --> 00:04:39,243 Mom, I'm 14, not 4. 70 00:04:39,314 --> 00:04:42,348 I just thought your party should have a theme, like they used to. 71 00:04:42,419 --> 00:04:44,972 Aren't these antenna boppers just a hoot, Hannah? 72 00:04:45,043 --> 00:04:45,991 Look. 73 00:04:49,907 --> 00:04:51,663 Someone stole my bike. 74 00:04:52,754 --> 00:04:54,183 What happened to his car? 75 00:04:54,259 --> 00:04:55,207 Repossessed. 76 00:04:55,282 --> 00:04:57,420 We're all so proud. 77 00:04:57,490 --> 00:04:59,727 Maybe I should stay home tonight. 78 00:04:59,794 --> 00:05:01,801 No. Bad, Mom. You can't. 79 00:05:01,874 --> 00:05:02,889 And why not? 80 00:05:02,961 --> 00:05:05,416 Because we don't need a babysitter. 81 00:05:05,489 --> 00:05:08,686 Besides, Dad'll be here. He's a great enforcer. 82 00:05:09,233 --> 00:05:10,510 Slumber house rules. 83 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:13,360 Oh, for the love of carbs, do we have to... 84 00:05:13,425 --> 00:05:14,832 Slumber house rules. 85 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,141 "No leaving the house, 86 00:05:16,209 --> 00:05:19,591 no boys, no damaging important stuff." 87 00:05:19,665 --> 00:05:21,902 If there's any structural damage to this house... 88 00:05:21,969 --> 00:05:23,911 So, is this the part where you break into song? 89 00:05:23,985 --> 00:05:25,413 Honey, you ignore the house rules, 90 00:05:25,488 --> 00:05:27,398 you will stay home with your grandma and help her sort wigs 91 00:05:27,472 --> 00:05:30,156 while the rest of us go to Hawaii... without you. 92 00:05:30,225 --> 00:05:31,599 Are you serious? 93 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:36,072 You would take that and leave me? 94 00:05:36,144 --> 00:05:37,518 That, who is supposed to be at college 95 00:05:37,584 --> 00:05:40,170 setting a good example for his younger sister? 96 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,233 Yeah, well, college... 97 00:05:45,264 --> 00:05:47,685 Everyone was so serious. 98 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,510 High school was great. 99 00:05:50,576 --> 00:05:52,299 Stay as long as you can. 100 00:05:53,679 --> 00:05:57,291 Please... please tell me we have different fathers! 101 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,182 Julie, enough. Go to your room. 102 00:05:59,247 --> 00:06:01,483 Ren, go to your former room. 103 00:06:01,551 --> 00:06:03,461 And you, outside. 104 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:08,589 My mom is so blindfolded. 105 00:06:09,935 --> 00:06:12,652 Look at what she bought me. 106 00:06:12,719 --> 00:06:14,541 Now, those are hot. 107 00:06:14,606 --> 00:06:17,094 She seriously thinks I'm, like, 10 or something. 108 00:06:19,502 --> 00:06:21,444 Can I borrow five bucks? 109 00:06:21,518 --> 00:06:24,103 - Can you knock? - Actually, I need 20. 110 00:06:24,174 --> 00:06:26,378 Can I borrow 50 bucks? 111 00:06:26,446 --> 00:06:29,293 Get a job. Or better, go back to school! 112 00:06:30,669 --> 00:06:33,965 I am blooming! I need a lock on my door! 113 00:06:39,694 --> 00:06:41,799 Hey. What's going on? 114 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:43,430 Fried Twinkies. 115 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:46,857 I wish I'd invented these. Wow. 116 00:06:46,925 --> 00:06:49,773 Honey, I feel so guilty leaving you alone with the party tonight. 117 00:06:49,837 --> 00:06:51,113 Are you sure this is okay? 118 00:06:51,181 --> 00:06:53,733 Have fun, and while you're gone, my love... 119 00:06:54,764 --> 00:06:56,903 I'm installing the Aquapure system. 120 00:06:56,973 --> 00:06:59,722 Oh, honey, why don't you just relax tonight? Our water's fine. 121 00:06:59,788 --> 00:07:03,050 Fine? Fine? Let's just take a look at our water. 122 00:07:06,252 --> 00:07:08,740 Blue! Blue, okay? 123 00:07:08,812 --> 00:07:10,405 Know what that means? 124 00:07:10,476 --> 00:07:12,330 Our house is having a boy? 125 00:07:12,395 --> 00:07:14,151 I'll tell you what, 126 00:07:14,219 --> 00:07:16,129 I don't know what it means, but I'm gonna find out, 127 00:07:16,204 --> 00:07:18,789 and I know it's not good, it's not good for any of us. 128 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:22,147 Okey-dokey. Well. 129 00:07:22,219 --> 00:07:23,681 I'm going now. 130 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:26,602 Behave. 131 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:27,682 Right. 132 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:30,340 Go! Be merry! Have fun, okay? 133 00:07:30,411 --> 00:07:31,720 All right. Now, have a good time. 134 00:07:31,787 --> 00:07:33,216 And keep the music down, okay? 135 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:36,258 I'm finally back on speaking terms with the Mulligans, okay? 136 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,280 Mom, go. 137 00:07:41,387 --> 00:07:43,394 What do you think they do for fun? 138 00:07:43,466 --> 00:07:45,702 My mother doesn't do fun. 139 00:07:49,834 --> 00:07:52,223 Butt crack alert. 140 00:07:53,258 --> 00:07:54,207 Party! 141 00:08:59,719 --> 00:09:01,541 You're wearing that to the dance? 142 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,014 We're skipping the dance. 143 00:09:04,039 --> 00:09:05,665 Skipping the dance? 144 00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:17,281 This is where we're going instead of the dance? 145 00:09:18,247 --> 00:09:20,668 I spent all month getting ready for this dance. 146 00:09:20,742 --> 00:09:22,116 That's pathetic. 147 00:09:23,078 --> 00:09:24,256 Come here. 148 00:09:24,326 --> 00:09:25,503 Stop it! 149 00:09:25,573 --> 00:09:27,712 You're crushing my Lulu Guinness. 150 00:09:27,782 --> 00:09:29,691 Maybe I should have asked her out. 151 00:09:29,766 --> 00:09:31,555 Come on. 152 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:35,707 You promised. You promised when you graduated, we would hook up. 153 00:09:35,781 --> 00:09:38,912 And you promised to take me to the dance. 154 00:09:38,981 --> 00:09:41,086 Get off me! 155 00:09:41,157 --> 00:09:42,106 Out! 156 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:44,189 - What? - Get out. We're over. 157 00:09:45,221 --> 00:09:46,432 Really? 158 00:09:46,501 --> 00:09:49,283 Yeah, really. Have you forgotten who I am? 159 00:09:49,349 --> 00:09:50,974 Let me think. 160 00:09:51,044 --> 00:09:54,427 The second-string quarterback... on the junior varsity. 161 00:09:58,757 --> 00:10:00,960 You'll be so ruined in high school. 162 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:24,476 Liz? Change in plan. I can't get you guys into the dance. 163 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,733 Calm yourself. I have new funness in mind. 164 00:10:28,803 --> 00:10:30,396 Start making a list. 165 00:10:58,849 --> 00:11:00,922 Hi, two large pepperoni, 166 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,743 two with pineapple and barbecue, and one with... 167 00:11:03,809 --> 00:11:06,460 - Anchovies! - That is so rank! 168 00:11:06,529 --> 00:11:08,220 The dead little stinky fish. 169 00:11:08,289 --> 00:11:09,565 Okay, thanks. 170 00:11:10,529 --> 00:11:12,438 It better not be SpongeBob. 171 00:11:21,185 --> 00:11:26,269 So... who's responsible for all the sound? 172 00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:28,376 You're not our usual Rent-a-Cop. 173 00:11:28,448 --> 00:11:30,520 Chuck had a breakdown. Chuck was weak. 174 00:11:30,592 --> 00:11:32,153 This whole... 175 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:39,033 This whole ZIP code is now my domain, and I am hip to you, little missy. 176 00:11:39,104 --> 00:11:42,170 Got a call about excessive noise. 177 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,335 Keep it down. 178 00:11:46,304 --> 00:11:48,954 Hello. May I? 179 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,251 It's a Coke. 180 00:12:04,478 --> 00:12:05,591 It's a Coke. 181 00:12:05,663 --> 00:12:08,958 But you can't be too sure, 'cause you kids are very crafty these days. 182 00:12:09,022 --> 00:12:11,444 Yeah, yuck. I'm gonna be watching you, little yuck. 183 00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:17,277 - What's with this guy? - Let me get it this time. 184 00:12:21,022 --> 00:12:22,331 What are you doing here? 185 00:12:22,398 --> 00:12:24,635 Todd and I hooked up. So we decided to skip the dance. 186 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,091 Okay, you guys have done the makeovers, 187 00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:30,744 the website vandalism, and the frozen bra, right? 188 00:12:30,814 --> 00:12:31,959 Um... yeah. 189 00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:34,102 So, let's get this gala started. 190 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,459 Yeah. Send it. 191 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,696 Question. What's going on? 192 00:12:40,765 --> 00:12:42,652 That was Liz. She's having a party, too. 193 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:43,666 We heard. 194 00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:46,391 So we decided to put together a little hunt. 195 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:47,987 Who are you? 196 00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:49,370 Yancy. 197 00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:52,820 I'm Yancy. We had P.E. Together all year. 198 00:12:52,893 --> 00:12:54,802 You're orange. 199 00:12:54,877 --> 00:12:57,430 Oh, my God, Yancy, you are orange. 200 00:12:57,501 --> 00:12:59,639 You used too much Presto Tan. 201 00:13:02,844 --> 00:13:05,462 Steve Phillips? Dream on. 202 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,830 Turn on your web cam. 203 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,443 We just gave each other thongs with our names on them. 204 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,449 Wicked. One for me? 205 00:13:14,524 --> 00:13:16,018 But of course. 206 00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:19,705 - Hey, Julie, did Mom leave? - Get out! 207 00:13:19,771 --> 00:13:21,811 - I only found Dad. - Go! 208 00:13:21,883 --> 00:13:24,217 My kingdom for a lock! 209 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,930 Did you get the hunt list? 210 00:13:27,995 --> 00:13:28,977 Opening now. 211 00:13:29,051 --> 00:13:31,222 Hunt? Hunting what? 212 00:13:32,219 --> 00:13:33,942 Scavenger hunting. 213 00:13:34,011 --> 00:13:36,727 Oh, see, we're not allowed to leave the hou... 214 00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:40,056 You have one of those Polaroid sticker cameras, right? 215 00:13:40,122 --> 00:13:41,464 But of course. 216 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,919 Use it to document the tasks. 217 00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,456 Here's the list. 218 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:46,992 We start at 8:00, sharp as nails. 219 00:13:47,066 --> 00:13:50,383 We sketched in something extra special for Jules. 220 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,760 Special? What special? 221 00:13:52,826 --> 00:13:55,892 "Dress a window mannequin at Old Navy in your own clothes. 222 00:13:55,962 --> 00:13:59,759 "Have a guy from datesafe. Com buy you a drink at the Cosmo Club. 223 00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:02,484 "Get a security decal off a PatrolTec car, 224 00:14:02,553 --> 00:14:04,342 and..." 225 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:07,476 "Borrow a pair of Steve Phillips' boxer shorts"? 226 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,368 - No, no, no, no. - What's in it for us? 227 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:10,862 Thongs. 228 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,238 - Pass. - Double pass. 229 00:14:13,305 --> 00:14:14,898 - Unless... - Hannah. 230 00:14:14,969 --> 00:14:16,824 ...we make it interesting. 231 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,133 Speak it. 232 00:14:18,201 --> 00:14:19,411 Lunch spot. 233 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,263 Winning group eats at the fountain next year, 234 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,979 and losers eat at the Dumpsters. 235 00:14:25,048 --> 00:14:26,958 No prob. 236 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,942 Hannah, can I talk to you for a second? 237 00:14:34,904 --> 00:14:37,326 I cannot do the things on that list. 238 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,829 I'll just eat Wonder Bread by the Dumpsters 239 00:14:38,904 --> 00:14:40,148 with the rest of the frumps. 240 00:14:40,216 --> 00:14:41,645 Julie, focus. 241 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,370 What do you want more than anything in this world? 242 00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:47,057 Anything anything? 243 00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:49,680 Ultimate anything. 244 00:14:50,711 --> 00:14:52,948 - Steve. - Exactly. 245 00:14:53,016 --> 00:14:54,958 Do you think he eats by the Dumpsters? 246 00:14:55,031 --> 00:14:57,933 You could be sitting right next to him at the fountain. 247 00:14:58,007 --> 00:15:01,422 And plus, if you don't do this, everyone's gonna hear about it. 248 00:15:01,495 --> 00:15:03,251 We live in a suck universe 249 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,905 where wearing the wrong sneakers can make us life outcasts. 250 00:15:05,975 --> 00:15:07,120 I know, but... 251 00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:10,060 You and I both know that we're not just talking about a lunch spot. 252 00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:13,168 We're talking about who you're going to be in high school. 253 00:15:13,238 --> 00:15:14,765 You have to do this. 254 00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:18,827 I hate it when you sound right. 255 00:15:18,902 --> 00:15:22,644 Only, we can't leave the house. My mom will cancel Hawaii, and... 256 00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:25,648 Follow. 257 00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:32,817 What happened to your room? 258 00:15:32,885 --> 00:15:35,405 Oh, is it different? I hadn't noticed. 259 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:36,906 Mom redid it. 260 00:15:36,981 --> 00:15:39,217 They weren't expecting him back so soon. 261 00:15:40,245 --> 00:15:41,194 What's that? 262 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:42,731 Oh, that? 263 00:15:42,805 --> 00:15:47,344 That is where my Miss Hawaiian Tropic standee once stood. 264 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,901 Now... a yoga zone. 265 00:15:49,972 --> 00:15:53,802 And have you seen the new craft corner? 266 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,874 I had a dream about these. 267 00:15:57,908 --> 00:15:59,599 They were trying to kill me. 268 00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:02,288 My glory days have been erased. 269 00:16:02,356 --> 00:16:06,317 My beer cap collection, my cheerleader hate mail... 270 00:16:10,196 --> 00:16:11,603 I think I have a fever. 271 00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:14,057 Getting back to the real world... 272 00:16:14,132 --> 00:16:15,822 ...we have a proposition. 273 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,706 It involves money. 274 00:16:18,771 --> 00:16:19,753 My money. 275 00:16:19,827 --> 00:16:23,886 "Your money" is my favorite word. 276 00:16:26,771 --> 00:16:29,586 I had to promise Ren fifty of my Hot Dog on a Stick dollars 277 00:16:29,651 --> 00:16:30,796 to cover for us. 278 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:32,939 She's getting us a neato date for tonight. 279 00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:34,188 "Neato"? 280 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,081 Pull yourself into the century. 281 00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:37,521 Is this a good idea? 282 00:16:37,587 --> 00:16:38,961 This site is totally safe. 283 00:16:39,923 --> 00:16:41,963 Okay, what should our name be? 284 00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:44,810 June. 285 00:16:44,882 --> 00:16:46,126 Occupation? 286 00:16:46,194 --> 00:16:47,142 Tree surgeon. 287 00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:49,030 What? 288 00:16:49,106 --> 00:16:50,895 Swimsuit model. 289 00:16:50,962 --> 00:16:53,744 Okay, we're brunette, 5' 7". 290 00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,752 - Hobbies? - Dancing. 291 00:16:55,826 --> 00:16:57,004 Sewing. 292 00:16:57,074 --> 00:16:58,568 Eating cheese. 293 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:00,846 Kidding. 294 00:17:00,913 --> 00:17:02,474 Sitting... 295 00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:03,975 on the beach. 296 00:17:04,049 --> 00:17:06,221 "I'm looking for someone way gorgeous 297 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,232 to buy me a drink tonight at the Cosmo Club." 298 00:17:08,305 --> 00:17:11,022 Wait. We have to get into the Cosmo Club? 299 00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:14,537 And I'll be wearing a paisley scarf. 300 00:17:14,609 --> 00:17:18,318 How exactly are you going to be a tall, brunette swimsuit model? 301 00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:20,239 I'm not. You are. 302 00:17:20,304 --> 00:17:21,417 Me? 303 00:17:21,489 --> 00:17:22,798 Yes, you. 304 00:17:22,865 --> 00:17:25,286 - Me? - Is she broken? 305 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,986 She's fine. 306 00:17:27,057 --> 00:17:29,326 The 'net rocks. We have a winner. 307 00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:30,472 Already? 308 00:17:30,545 --> 00:17:31,973 "Dave. Handsome. Ooh. 309 00:17:32,048 --> 00:17:36,042 Hobbies: Reading, hiking, sunsets, and cliff diving." 310 00:17:36,112 --> 00:17:37,606 He's perfect. 311 00:17:37,679 --> 00:17:39,818 Perfect? How is he perfect? 312 00:17:39,888 --> 00:17:41,895 He'll be wearing a brown jacket with a red tie. 313 00:17:41,968 --> 00:17:44,139 What does the blue ribbon mean? 314 00:17:44,207 --> 00:17:45,669 It means he's been verified by the site. 315 00:17:45,744 --> 00:17:46,692 He's okay. 316 00:17:46,768 --> 00:17:49,135 And plus we'll all be sticking together, right? 317 00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:50,377 Of course. 318 00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:51,757 Done. 319 00:17:51,824 --> 00:17:53,285 Hork- hork. Outside. 320 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:54,472 Got the Beemer. 321 00:17:54,543 --> 00:17:55,972 Let's get outta here. 322 00:17:56,047 --> 00:17:57,029 Coming. 323 00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,755 See ya. 324 00:18:01,326 --> 00:18:03,661 Wait, where are you going? 325 00:18:03,727 --> 00:18:06,923 You didn't for serious think I was going to be on your team, did you? 326 00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:08,878 First team to complete all the tasks 327 00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:10,731 and show up at the high school parking lot 328 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,205 wins the spot. 329 00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:14,278 But... we don't have a car. 330 00:18:15,598 --> 00:18:17,737 Ther you lose. 331 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:21,002 We'll get a car, and we'll get the fountain spot. 332 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,445 Pleathers. 333 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:24,200 Posers. 334 00:18:38,381 --> 00:18:40,715 Hey, how come Liz can drive? 335 00:18:40,782 --> 00:18:42,308 She already has her learner's permit. 336 00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:44,291 She was held back a year. 337 00:18:44,365 --> 00:18:46,754 She is so lucky. 338 00:18:48,077 --> 00:18:49,637 I blame you. 339 00:18:59,756 --> 00:19:02,145 That was excruciating. 340 00:19:02,636 --> 00:19:04,196 Let's dominate. 341 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:19,555 I look like my mother. 342 00:19:19,628 --> 00:19:20,838 Hold on. 343 00:19:32,107 --> 00:19:34,758 Now... you look like your mother 20 years ago, 344 00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:36,615 with fashion sense. 345 00:19:36,683 --> 00:19:38,438 I think I can get us a car. 346 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,199 Speak. 347 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:50,216 Papa Bear is still under the sink. 348 00:19:50,282 --> 00:19:53,032 Repeat, Papa Bear is still under the sink. 349 00:19:53,098 --> 00:19:54,145 Over. 350 00:19:54,218 --> 00:19:57,349 Ren, we are still inside the house. 351 00:19:57,418 --> 00:20:00,167 Do not call unless it's an emergency. 352 00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:02,241 10-4. Over and out. 353 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,096 Do you guys think we should be doing this? 354 00:20:11,337 --> 00:20:12,285 Let's go. 355 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,884 I'm pretty stuck. 356 00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:58,941 Pull. 357 00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:11,427 Look at my dad. 358 00:21:11,495 --> 00:21:13,796 He is so oblivious. 359 00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:17,412 Help. 360 00:21:23,142 --> 00:21:26,011 - Great rescue, guys. - Sorry. 361 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,395 Come on. 362 00:21:34,982 --> 00:21:36,869 Destination Hottie House in sight. 363 00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:41,661 I'm okay. 364 00:21:51,941 --> 00:21:55,650 Officially, the smallest car I've ever seen. 365 00:21:58,533 --> 00:22:00,321 It looks like a clown car. 366 00:22:00,388 --> 00:22:01,817 It's an electric car. 367 00:22:01,892 --> 00:22:04,859 It's made out of this really hard recycled stuff. 368 00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:07,801 My dad taught me how to drive it in the mall parking lot, 369 00:22:07,876 --> 00:22:09,818 said I could use it for an emergency, 370 00:22:09,892 --> 00:22:13,601 which it kinda seems like this is. 371 00:22:22,499 --> 00:22:24,125 That's my hand! 372 00:22:24,195 --> 00:22:26,235 No, sadly, that's my hand. 373 00:22:41,954 --> 00:22:44,988 Fake food's come a long way in the last ten years. 374 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:56,350 Wrong room. 375 00:23:04,770 --> 00:23:06,679 All I can find are these scrunchies. 376 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,313 Yeah, and socks. 377 00:23:08,385 --> 00:23:11,385 Cha-ching! I found bras! 378 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,176 Yeah! 379 00:23:13,249 --> 00:23:17,722 Dude, clue. Don't you think there's something missing? 380 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,559 What? 381 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,705 The girls! 382 00:23:23,776 --> 00:23:27,551 Right, right. Where are the babes? 383 00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:28,761 Gone. 384 00:23:28,832 --> 00:23:30,293 Gone? 385 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,092 This diary raid skeaves! 386 00:23:34,336 --> 00:23:36,474 Girls! Everything all right up there? 387 00:24:14,174 --> 00:24:16,629 If you tell anyone about this... 388 00:24:17,662 --> 00:24:19,320 I will so injure you. 389 00:24:26,462 --> 00:24:29,910 Looks like we're going on a scavenger hunt, men. 390 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,751 That guy just waved at me. 391 00:24:45,501 --> 00:24:49,210 I am so smushed, I can't even return a wave at a cute guy. 392 00:24:49,277 --> 00:24:50,935 Cute guys never wave at me. 393 00:24:51,005 --> 00:24:54,071 Oh, what am I saying? No guys ever wave at me. 394 00:24:54,141 --> 00:24:55,318 I'm fat. 395 00:24:55,388 --> 00:24:58,203 You are not fat. Who told you that you were fat? 396 00:24:58,268 --> 00:25:00,243 Uh... Staci and Liz. 397 00:25:00,317 --> 00:25:03,284 I heard they have scales in their gym lockers. 398 00:25:03,356 --> 00:25:06,072 They do. They made me stand on it in front of everyone. 399 00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:08,147 It was the worst moment of my life. 400 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:09,332 That's hideous. 401 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:13,398 Yancy, would you rather eat celery or a brownie? 402 00:25:13,467 --> 00:25:15,322 What is that, a trick question? 403 00:25:15,387 --> 00:25:16,336 Exactly. 404 00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:19,379 So you'll just date guys who like brownies. 405 00:25:20,891 --> 00:25:24,306 Okay. First on the list, mannequins. 406 00:25:29,115 --> 00:25:30,871 They look so cute in your clothes. 407 00:25:30,938 --> 00:25:31,887 Smile! 408 00:25:37,851 --> 00:25:39,061 Good luck. 409 00:25:39,130 --> 00:25:40,756 Keep it. 410 00:25:43,163 --> 00:25:46,610 Attertior. shoppers. Old Navy will be closing ir five minutes. 411 00:25:46,682 --> 00:25:48,024 They locked it. 412 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,268 Of course they did. 413 00:25:49,338 --> 00:25:51,410 There's another display window over there. 414 00:25:51,482 --> 00:25:52,430 Let's go. 415 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:57,970 They're guys. 416 00:25:58,042 --> 00:26:00,856 I don't think they're gonna fit into our miniskirts. 417 00:26:00,921 --> 00:26:02,612 We have to try. 418 00:26:02,681 --> 00:26:03,630 Let's go. 419 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,909 Freeze! 420 00:27:08,535 --> 00:27:12,626 Who would design this guy? He's got thunder thighs. 421 00:27:31,253 --> 00:27:33,904 Okay, we got it. Ready? 422 00:27:33,973 --> 00:27:34,988 Smile! 423 00:27:35,061 --> 00:27:36,141 Hey! 424 00:27:36,725 --> 00:27:38,002 I see you! 425 00:27:40,597 --> 00:27:42,222 And I got ya! 426 00:27:48,053 --> 00:27:50,573 Okay, come back in here! 427 00:27:53,012 --> 00:27:54,539 Open up this door! 428 00:27:57,972 --> 00:27:59,532 Bye! 429 00:27:59,604 --> 00:28:02,571 Oh, that is so not cool! 430 00:28:15,636 --> 00:28:17,424 All right, I'm coming. 431 00:28:17,491 --> 00:28:20,109 Okay, here you go. Thanks, man. 432 00:28:20,179 --> 00:28:22,448 You girls better eat all this pizza. 433 00:28:23,475 --> 00:28:26,290 I'll deliver those pies to 'em. 434 00:28:26,355 --> 00:28:29,105 You're gonna take the pizzas up to your sister? 435 00:28:30,131 --> 00:28:32,684 Dad, you have Aquapure momentum. 436 00:28:32,755 --> 00:28:34,511 Don't stop now. 437 00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:37,710 I do. Yeah. All right. 438 00:28:37,778 --> 00:28:39,850 As a matter of fact, you're gonna be the first one to taste the new water. 439 00:28:39,922 --> 00:28:40,904 Let's go. Come on. 440 00:28:44,370 --> 00:28:45,963 - Oh, my gosh. - What? 441 00:28:46,034 --> 00:28:46,982 The pizzas! 442 00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:49,937 So you're done? 443 00:28:50,001 --> 00:28:51,659 One more adjustment and I will be. 444 00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:52,678 All right. 445 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,941 Yeah? 446 00:28:57,010 --> 00:28:58,384 Did the pizzas come? 447 00:29:00,081 --> 00:29:02,699 M y so ocos say yos 448 00:29:02,769 --> 00:29:04,525 You have to make them all disappear. 449 00:29:04,593 --> 00:29:06,088 What's the offer? 450 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,852 - Laundry. - Keep talking. 451 00:29:07,921 --> 00:29:09,001 Your laurdry. 452 00:29:09,073 --> 00:29:11,178 I will do your laundry for a month. 453 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:12,907 Done. 454 00:29:14,929 --> 00:29:15,976 Business deal? 455 00:29:16,049 --> 00:29:17,707 Exactly. 456 00:29:17,777 --> 00:29:18,725 Good for you. 457 00:29:19,697 --> 00:29:22,511 All right, this is gonna change the way you look at water. 458 00:29:28,272 --> 00:29:29,766 You first. 459 00:29:32,112 --> 00:29:34,446 I gotta just check the line. 460 00:29:34,512 --> 00:29:35,625 Good thought. 461 00:29:40,527 --> 00:29:41,956 There's no place to park. 462 00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:44,203 Check it... he's letting in the pleathers. 463 00:29:44,271 --> 00:29:47,140 You guys, we're never gonna beat them. 464 00:29:47,215 --> 00:29:49,768 Okay, try parking around the corner. We'll be quick. 465 00:29:56,367 --> 00:29:57,709 We're throwing 'em out. 466 00:29:58,670 --> 00:30:00,842 We're not gonna eat all these... 467 00:30:00,911 --> 00:30:02,820 till we're sick... 468 00:30:03,855 --> 00:30:06,189 writhing on the floor in pain. 469 00:30:08,047 --> 00:30:09,802 Go. 470 00:30:15,374 --> 00:30:17,479 This is so good. I'm gonna kill you. 471 00:30:24,430 --> 00:30:26,764 We're with them, the girls you just let in. 472 00:30:26,829 --> 00:30:28,934 Yeah, the other girls. 473 00:30:29,005 --> 00:30:30,664 What are you doing here? 474 00:30:30,734 --> 00:30:32,043 Scavenger hunting. 475 00:30:32,110 --> 00:30:33,255 Okay, no. 476 00:30:33,325 --> 00:30:35,812 All right, get gone, all of you. 477 00:30:35,885 --> 00:30:37,958 - Hey. - This is so not fair. 478 00:30:38,029 --> 00:30:41,258 I don't have to be fair. I have the pretty rope. 479 00:30:41,325 --> 00:30:42,754 Now scram! 480 00:31:03,884 --> 00:31:07,812 I'll bet your date's inside right now buying Staci a drink. 481 00:31:07,883 --> 00:31:10,534 Date? You have a date? 482 00:31:37,802 --> 00:31:40,038 Oh, this rocks! 483 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,797 Look! 484 00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:43,557 They're about to get their picture! 485 00:31:44,874 --> 00:31:46,400 We have to find Dave. 486 00:31:47,370 --> 00:31:49,093 Hey, is that... 487 00:31:49,161 --> 00:31:51,528 Mr. Corrado?! 488 00:31:51,593 --> 00:31:54,757 Now there are no surprises left in this world. 489 00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:56,581 Corrado goes clubbing? 490 00:31:57,994 --> 00:31:59,936 Okay, focus on finding Dave. 491 00:32:00,010 --> 00:32:02,376 Now, what exactly is he supposed to be wearing? 492 00:32:02,442 --> 00:32:04,264 A brown jacket 493 00:32:04,329 --> 00:32:06,663 with a red tie. 494 00:32:06,729 --> 00:32:07,678 Oh, my gosh! 495 00:32:07,753 --> 00:32:10,884 You're wrong. There is one surprise left in this world. 496 00:32:10,953 --> 00:32:13,091 - Mr. Corrado's my date! - What?! 497 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,589 He'll report us for sure. 498 00:32:14,665 --> 00:32:16,192 Let's go. 499 00:32:16,265 --> 00:32:18,403 Excuse us, excuse us! 500 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:22,818 June! June! 501 00:32:22,888 --> 00:32:26,369 - He's seen me! - Your scarf... get rid of it! 502 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,611 You dropped this. 503 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,628 No, I didn't. 504 00:32:29,704 --> 00:32:31,013 - Yes. - No. 505 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,935 - Keep it. - No! 506 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,429 Uh... June. 507 00:32:36,551 --> 00:32:37,500 No, sorry. 508 00:32:37,575 --> 00:32:41,536 Well, you're the only one here with a paisley scarf, so... 509 00:32:41,607 --> 00:32:43,494 No, I'm sorry. That's not me. 510 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,204 Okay, I know I might be a disappointment physically, 511 00:32:47,271 --> 00:32:49,376 but I have great wit. 512 00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:56,805 Hi. 513 00:32:56,870 --> 00:32:58,910 Would you like a drink? 514 00:32:59,943 --> 00:33:00,892 Sure. 515 00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:04,674 What would you like? 516 00:33:04,743 --> 00:33:06,172 A Chunky Monkey. 517 00:33:07,207 --> 00:33:09,061 Isn't that a milkshake? 518 00:33:09,126 --> 00:33:10,403 Oh, um... 519 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,474 What?! Are you crazy? 520 00:33:17,542 --> 00:33:18,556 Excuse me? 521 00:33:25,925 --> 00:33:28,511 A sex on the beach. My fave. 522 00:33:28,582 --> 00:33:29,956 Oh. Two. 523 00:33:31,269 --> 00:33:35,676 So, what's it like being a swimsuit model? 524 00:33:35,749 --> 00:33:37,756 Um... cold. 525 00:33:38,789 --> 00:33:40,731 Well, yeah. 526 00:33:43,365 --> 00:33:46,747 Have we met before? Your laugh is so familiar. 527 00:33:46,821 --> 00:33:47,769 My laugh? 528 00:33:47,844 --> 00:33:49,917 Actually, it's not my laugh. 529 00:33:49,988 --> 00:33:53,371 You see, I'm trying out different laughs until I find the right one. 530 00:33:53,445 --> 00:33:54,721 What do you think of this one? 531 00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:01,214 Here's your drinks. 532 00:34:01,284 --> 00:34:02,690 Can I see some I.D.? 533 00:34:02,756 --> 00:34:04,032 My I.D.? 534 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:07,842 Oh, um, I left it in my limo. 535 00:34:08,707 --> 00:34:10,365 Sorry. 536 00:34:10,435 --> 00:34:12,159 Julie. 537 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:22,008 Hi, Mr. Corrado. 538 00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:24,156 A swimsuit model? 539 00:34:26,915 --> 00:34:31,704 This is so typical. I either get stood up or worse... and this is worse! 540 00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:33,273 How did you ever get in here? 541 00:34:33,347 --> 00:34:35,965 It's a long story, but the cheat-sheet version is, 542 00:34:36,035 --> 00:34:38,402 I'm on a scavenger hunt for a lunch spot. 543 00:34:42,306 --> 00:34:44,160 The fountain. 544 00:34:44,226 --> 00:34:46,429 How do you know about the fountain? 545 00:34:46,498 --> 00:34:48,408 I'm not that old. 546 00:34:48,482 --> 00:34:50,237 I went to Abbott High School, too. 547 00:34:51,074 --> 00:34:53,594 Never did get to sit at the fountain, though. 548 00:34:54,722 --> 00:34:56,609 Okay, get going. 549 00:34:56,673 --> 00:34:58,681 Actually, could you buy me a drink? 550 00:34:58,753 --> 00:35:00,826 A soda would fulfill the hunt list. 551 00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:02,720 But I have to get a picture of it. 552 00:35:02,785 --> 00:35:04,760 I should have known that you would be nearby. 553 00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:08,182 Two ginger ales for these two. 554 00:35:08,257 --> 00:35:09,631 With olives. 555 00:35:09,697 --> 00:35:10,809 It's very cosmopolitan. 556 00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:20,345 Hey, sweet thing. Wanna dance? 557 00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:23,416 When hell freezes over... twice. 558 00:35:25,632 --> 00:35:26,581 She likes me. 559 00:35:47,263 --> 00:35:50,427 Hey... do you want to sneak in? 560 00:35:50,495 --> 00:35:53,048 No, thanks. I'm waiting for someone. 561 00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:54,526 Your boyfriend. 562 00:35:54,591 --> 00:35:55,900 My boyfriend? 563 00:35:55,967 --> 00:35:58,072 No, I don't have a boyfriend. 564 00:35:58,142 --> 00:36:00,182 Playing hard to get? 565 00:36:00,255 --> 00:36:03,899 I'm just sitting here. I'm not playing anything. 566 00:36:03,966 --> 00:36:06,901 Well, I gotta go to another gig. Their speaker blew. 567 00:36:06,975 --> 00:36:09,396 That's what I do during the summer, I move speakers. 568 00:36:09,470 --> 00:36:15,186 It's not, like, my life goal or anything, but, you know, it's money. 569 00:36:15,262 --> 00:36:17,269 That's nice. 570 00:36:18,813 --> 00:36:20,406 Why are you talking to me? 571 00:36:20,477 --> 00:36:21,459 What do you mean? 572 00:36:21,534 --> 00:36:23,323 Well, guys never talk to me. 573 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:27,797 I mean, sometimes they ask me to hold the door for them, but that's about it. 574 00:36:27,869 --> 00:36:29,527 What's your name? 575 00:36:29,597 --> 00:36:31,353 - Yancy. - Peter. 576 00:36:31,421 --> 00:36:34,203 And I would never ask you to hold a door. 577 00:36:44,061 --> 00:36:47,606 What's with you? Your face is all glad-Iooking. 578 00:36:47,676 --> 00:36:50,065 A guy... a really cute guy... 579 00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:55,126 and he talked to me like a guy talks to a girl that he maybe might like. 580 00:36:55,196 --> 00:36:56,341 Where'd he go? 581 00:36:56,412 --> 00:36:58,070 He left. 582 00:36:58,140 --> 00:37:01,107 And I'll probably never, ever see him again. 583 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:03,285 This is the worst night of my life. 584 00:37:04,252 --> 00:37:06,641 Your girls are drinking with Mr. Corrado. 585 00:37:06,715 --> 00:37:08,820 - Total grode. - Pathetic. 586 00:37:13,116 --> 00:37:14,676 Okay. 587 00:37:14,747 --> 00:37:16,634 You have to leave. You girls shouldn't be here. 588 00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:19,601 Mr. Corrado, some female-type advice... 589 00:37:19,675 --> 00:37:21,715 Should I be afraid? 590 00:37:21,787 --> 00:37:23,642 Loosen your tie. 591 00:37:27,355 --> 00:37:28,697 Come here. 592 00:37:38,874 --> 00:37:40,249 Looks good. 593 00:37:43,674 --> 00:37:44,884 Who would have guessed? 594 00:37:44,954 --> 00:37:46,382 Hi. 595 00:37:47,514 --> 00:37:48,724 Do you want to dance? 596 00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:53,776 Yeah. Sure. 597 00:37:59,993 --> 00:38:01,652 We still have a chance at winning. Let's go. 598 00:38:11,609 --> 00:38:14,097 I think I just had a stroke. 599 00:38:14,168 --> 00:38:16,503 - What? - Up there on that platform. 600 00:38:19,032 --> 00:38:21,105 - Is that...? - My mother! 601 00:38:21,176 --> 00:38:24,176 What is she doing? This is like Moms Gore Wild. 602 00:38:24,248 --> 00:38:28,023 She can't... wiggle... like that. She's a mother. 603 00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:30,477 She uses Saran Wrap. She makes mac and cheese. 604 00:38:30,552 --> 00:38:32,439 She drives a Volvo. 605 00:38:34,392 --> 00:38:38,898 Yeah, older babeage, shaking her boo-tay. 606 00:38:40,887 --> 00:38:42,829 Do you think my dad knows about this? 607 00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:44,877 Oh, this is horrible! I mean, my mom's a... 608 00:38:45,847 --> 00:38:47,854 Who is she? 609 00:38:53,462 --> 00:38:56,080 Whoever she is, she's headed this way. Let's go. 610 00:38:56,150 --> 00:38:57,263 Come on. 611 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,283 Was I? 612 00:38:58,359 --> 00:38:59,853 Yeah, you were just shaking! 613 00:38:59,927 --> 00:39:00,875 Yes. 614 00:39:03,222 --> 00:39:05,044 What is that? 615 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:06,671 I think it's my scarf. 616 00:39:06,743 --> 00:39:09,077 Yeah, but you weren't wearing a scarf. 617 00:39:09,142 --> 00:39:10,571 I know. 618 00:39:21,365 --> 00:39:24,235 Gabby! Gabby, who did you see? 619 00:39:24,310 --> 00:39:26,731 I'm not sure. 620 00:39:26,806 --> 00:39:28,628 Oh, shoot. No reception. 621 00:39:28,693 --> 00:39:29,970 I have to make a call. 622 00:39:33,045 --> 00:39:35,533 I'm beyond dead. She's calling Dad. 623 00:39:35,605 --> 00:39:36,717 Ren will cover. 624 00:39:36,789 --> 00:39:38,447 She's gonna want to talk to me. 625 00:39:38,517 --> 00:39:42,794 Hello! Is anyone else concerned that we're sitting in trash? 626 00:39:49,044 --> 00:39:52,906 Yeah, so, anyway... oh, my God, did I tell you? 627 00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:55,020 I have to get home before... 628 00:39:56,148 --> 00:39:58,603 This cannot happen. 629 00:39:59,699 --> 00:40:01,903 Really okay. 630 00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:06,094 Where to next? 631 00:40:24,787 --> 00:40:27,536 All right, so I'll see you later, hopefully. All right. Bye. 632 00:40:41,362 --> 00:40:42,671 Okay, so I'll see you in a few minutes? 633 00:40:42,738 --> 00:40:44,429 All right. Okay, bye-bye. 634 00:40:44,498 --> 00:40:46,538 Oh, wait. No way. Really? 635 00:40:57,777 --> 00:40:59,304 Who was that? 636 00:41:26,864 --> 00:41:28,904 Oh, come on. Come on, come on. 637 00:41:38,512 --> 00:41:39,559 Twinkie, yeah. 638 00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:56,323 Hello? 639 00:41:56,399 --> 00:41:57,992 Hi. Sweetheart. 640 00:41:58,063 --> 00:42:00,103 Are the girls there? 641 00:42:00,175 --> 00:42:01,898 They're here, of course! 642 00:42:01,966 --> 00:42:03,111 Have you seen them? 643 00:42:03,182 --> 00:42:04,130 Yeah. 644 00:42:26,285 --> 00:42:27,234 SpongeBob. 645 00:42:28,525 --> 00:42:30,216 Where else would they be? 646 00:42:32,013 --> 00:42:32,962 Yeah. 647 00:42:33,997 --> 00:42:36,234 Oh, it's all coming together. 648 00:42:36,301 --> 00:42:38,057 Where would they be? 649 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:40,067 They're great. 650 00:42:44,045 --> 00:42:45,703 Hey, hey, hey! Turn it off! 651 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:47,146 Look, l... 652 00:42:47,212 --> 00:42:50,627 No, no, no! Turn it off! No, turn it off! 653 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:51,649 I didn't do it! 654 00:42:51,725 --> 00:42:52,673 Off! 655 00:42:52,748 --> 00:42:54,024 Thank you! 656 00:42:54,092 --> 00:42:56,459 Honey, it sounds like we're being attacked. 657 00:42:56,524 --> 00:42:59,491 What? Attacked? Oh, no. 658 00:42:59,563 --> 00:43:05,346 No! The next- door neighbor, the hose was going all over into our yard. 659 00:43:08,396 --> 00:43:10,468 Just bring the phone up to Julie's room. 660 00:43:12,779 --> 00:43:13,892 Julie... 661 00:43:13,963 --> 00:43:16,330 your mom's on the phone. 662 00:43:20,299 --> 00:43:21,247 Jules? 663 00:43:24,011 --> 00:43:25,920 Yeah, Dad? 664 00:43:25,994 --> 00:43:27,750 Your mom's on the phone. 665 00:43:31,978 --> 00:43:33,353 Hello? 666 00:43:33,418 --> 00:43:36,385 Hi. Is everything okay? 667 00:43:36,458 --> 00:43:38,214 Yeah, Mom, everything's fine. 668 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:39,689 So what are you girls up to? 669 00:43:39,754 --> 00:43:40,702 Stuff. 670 00:43:40,778 --> 00:43:41,727 What stuff? 671 00:43:41,801 --> 00:43:43,296 Just stuff, okay? 672 00:43:43,369 --> 00:43:44,930 Julie, need I remind you...? 673 00:43:45,002 --> 00:43:48,001 Mom. H krow all your rules... no moving. No smiling. 674 00:43:48,073 --> 00:43:49,022 No breathing. 675 00:43:49,098 --> 00:43:51,269 Honey. Those rules are for your own good. 676 00:43:51,338 --> 00:43:53,542 You girls should be getting to bed now, anyway. 677 00:43:53,610 --> 00:43:56,773 Bed? It's barely 9:30. How old do you think we are? 678 00:43:56,841 --> 00:43:57,790 Honey, why is it...? 679 00:43:57,866 --> 00:43:59,622 Why don't you just freeze me ir a time capsule? 680 00:43:59,689 --> 00:44:01,282 That way I stay little forever. 681 00:44:01,354 --> 00:44:04,004 Okay, I'm going now. Behave. Goodbye. 682 00:44:12,072 --> 00:44:13,599 That was way too close. 683 00:44:14,537 --> 00:44:16,642 I'm freaking exhausted. 684 00:44:19,528 --> 00:44:21,863 I need to go back to college and get some rest. 685 00:44:23,272 --> 00:44:25,890 I don't know how to say this, but thanks. 686 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,676 And can you cover for us for just a little longer? 687 00:44:29,928 --> 00:44:31,837 Go be a teenager. 688 00:44:33,191 --> 00:44:34,620 It ends too soon. 689 00:44:36,071 --> 00:44:39,333 And it gets replaced by ribbons and lampshades. 690 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:52,067 Steve's house. 691 00:44:53,606 --> 00:44:54,555 Uh-oh. 692 00:44:54,631 --> 00:44:56,736 Define "uh-oh." 693 00:44:56,807 --> 00:44:58,781 I think the car needs charging. 694 00:44:58,854 --> 00:45:02,050 What? We ran out of juice in front of Steve's house? 695 00:45:02,119 --> 00:45:04,966 It has a quick charge function. I just need a plug. 696 00:45:05,030 --> 00:45:07,102 A plug? 697 00:45:07,174 --> 00:45:08,516 Calm yourself. 698 00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:11,811 We'll take care of the car, you just go get his boxers. 699 00:45:11,878 --> 00:45:14,300 Wait... why do I have to boost his boxers? 700 00:45:14,374 --> 00:45:18,781 Are you kidding? The only reason this is even on the list is because of you. 701 00:45:18,854 --> 00:45:21,188 She's right. This one's all you. 702 00:45:22,534 --> 00:45:23,908 Do you think he's in there? 703 00:45:23,973 --> 00:45:26,624 It's almost ten. He might be at the dance by now. 704 00:45:26,693 --> 00:45:28,700 Or he might be inside getting ready. 705 00:45:28,773 --> 00:45:31,740 I mean, no one great shows up before ten. 706 00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:33,155 Thanks for that. 707 00:45:43,045 --> 00:45:45,412 I can't do this. Let's go home. We lose. 708 00:45:45,477 --> 00:45:47,135 You are Julie... 709 00:45:47,204 --> 00:45:49,375 great knees, powerful brain. 710 00:45:49,444 --> 00:45:51,200 You can do this. 711 00:45:51,268 --> 00:45:53,723 "Great knees"? "Powerful brain"? 712 00:45:53,796 --> 00:45:56,000 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 713 00:45:56,068 --> 00:45:57,693 What do you care anyway? 714 00:45:57,763 --> 00:45:59,487 You're moving. 715 00:45:59,556 --> 00:46:01,530 That's why I care. 716 00:46:01,603 --> 00:46:04,734 Julie, I know you can do this. 717 00:46:20,995 --> 00:46:23,232 Ugh! Serious ugh! 718 00:46:25,058 --> 00:46:26,007 Got 'em! 719 00:46:26,978 --> 00:46:28,123 Here she comes! 720 00:46:34,498 --> 00:46:35,676 She did it. 721 00:46:35,746 --> 00:46:38,048 She actually went inside. 722 00:46:38,114 --> 00:46:41,562 This is gonna be worth the price of admission. 723 00:46:41,634 --> 00:46:44,055 PatrolTec Security, please. 724 00:46:44,130 --> 00:46:49,759 Hello, I'd like to report a suspicious person at 947 Oak Lane. 725 00:46:49,826 --> 00:46:50,971 Thank you. 726 00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:51,990 Done. 727 00:47:11,232 --> 00:47:12,476 You think that's the girl? 728 00:47:13,504 --> 00:47:14,933 Hard to tell. It was dark. 729 00:47:36,351 --> 00:47:38,261 A plug! I found a plug! 730 00:47:47,711 --> 00:47:49,085 Of course. 731 00:47:49,151 --> 00:47:51,322 You know, I think this is the girl, 732 00:47:51,390 --> 00:47:53,398 and I recognize her from somewhere. 733 00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:56,088 I think I knew her in my grade school or something. 734 00:47:59,998 --> 00:48:00,947 So? 735 00:48:01,022 --> 00:48:03,030 She grew up nice. 736 00:48:03,103 --> 00:48:05,688 Drama club, basketball, debate team. 737 00:48:05,758 --> 00:48:10,198 Hobbies... hot dogs, skateboarding, and napping. 738 00:48:10,270 --> 00:48:12,375 Steve, what are you doing? 739 00:48:12,446 --> 00:48:14,999 There's, like, a gym full of girls waiting for you. 740 00:48:17,150 --> 00:48:20,019 Basketball, boarding, and dogs. 741 00:48:22,365 --> 00:48:24,754 Hey, hurry up! Dance ends at midnight! 742 00:49:03,516 --> 00:49:05,752 Okay, we can almost reach. 743 00:49:06,779 --> 00:49:08,470 Come on. 744 00:49:08,540 --> 00:49:09,914 Okay, stop! 745 00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:12,148 Stop pushing! 746 00:49:12,219 --> 00:49:13,746 We're not pushing anymore! 747 00:49:20,218 --> 00:49:22,073 Oh, no! 748 00:49:25,626 --> 00:49:26,903 What the heck was that? 749 00:49:37,306 --> 00:49:38,550 Okay, here we go. 750 00:49:39,514 --> 00:49:40,593 Oh, flashlight! 751 00:49:40,666 --> 00:49:43,055 Gonna leave a mark. There we go. 752 00:49:48,121 --> 00:49:50,991 Look, someone smacked into the PatrolTec guy! 753 00:49:51,066 --> 00:49:53,684 - Sweet! - I know. 754 00:49:53,754 --> 00:49:55,859 Securing the perimeter. 755 00:49:59,225 --> 00:50:01,330 There's the suspect. Hey, you! 756 00:50:01,401 --> 00:50:02,710 PatrolTec Security! 757 00:50:03,801 --> 00:50:05,394 All right, I've spotted you! 758 00:50:05,465 --> 00:50:07,734 Security officer on the premises! Right here! 759 00:50:07,801 --> 00:50:09,808 And we win. 760 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,254 We always win. 761 00:50:11,321 --> 00:50:13,011 Is there no one to challenge us? 762 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,487 Let's scoot over to the dance. 763 00:50:14,552 --> 00:50:16,308 What's the point? 764 00:50:16,376 --> 00:50:18,548 It's obvious they're not even going to finish. 765 00:50:18,617 --> 00:50:20,788 Let's just go get juicers. 766 00:50:20,856 --> 00:50:25,198 Is there a reason you don't want to go to the dance... like a Todd reason? 767 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:27,476 No. There's no Todd reason. 768 00:50:27,544 --> 00:50:28,918 Then what's your affliction? 769 00:50:28,983 --> 00:50:31,318 I'm sure one of my sister's friends can get us in. 770 00:50:31,384 --> 00:50:32,977 Let's just go. 771 00:50:36,151 --> 00:50:38,387 I got a suspicious person call at this address, 772 00:50:38,455 --> 00:50:41,357 and you look suspicious to me. 773 00:50:41,431 --> 00:50:44,911 Hey... haven't I seen you before? 774 00:50:44,983 --> 00:50:46,772 I don't think so. 775 00:50:46,839 --> 00:50:48,694 What's your name? 776 00:50:48,759 --> 00:50:50,035 Julie. 777 00:50:50,102 --> 00:50:54,292 And why are you damp, Julie? 778 00:50:54,359 --> 00:50:56,944 I was surprised by some sprinklers. 779 00:51:03,542 --> 00:51:06,706 - What have we here? - I can explain. 780 00:51:06,774 --> 00:51:08,846 I doubt it. Follow me. 781 00:51:09,974 --> 00:51:12,079 Hey, where's the tiny green car? 782 00:51:12,150 --> 00:51:13,098 What? 783 00:51:13,174 --> 00:51:14,832 The tiny car that hit me? 784 00:51:21,910 --> 00:51:23,917 Not even a dent. 785 00:51:23,990 --> 00:51:25,583 Told you this thing was tough. 786 00:51:25,654 --> 00:51:28,042 Hello! How are we gonna salvage Julie? 787 00:51:29,109 --> 00:51:31,345 Did you guys already panty-raid skater-boy Steve? 788 00:51:31,413 --> 00:51:34,479 Yeah, but Julie got nabbed by Joe PatrolTec. 789 00:51:35,989 --> 00:51:37,582 She needs a hero. 790 00:51:42,485 --> 00:51:44,786 Your telephone number, please. 791 00:51:50,484 --> 00:51:51,432 Hey! 792 00:51:52,404 --> 00:51:54,989 No heels on the hardwood floor, okay? 793 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:07,183 I don't know what girls are always whining about. 794 00:52:07,251 --> 00:52:08,844 Heels aren't so bad. 795 00:52:12,915 --> 00:52:13,863 I'll get it! 796 00:52:16,595 --> 00:52:17,805 Yes, good evening. 797 00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:20,264 This is Officer Shiner from PatrolTec Security. 798 00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:21,483 Is this Mr. Corky? 799 00:52:22,451 --> 00:52:26,226 Uh-huh. Well, I'm standing here with your daughter Julie. 800 00:52:26,291 --> 00:52:27,306 That's right. 801 00:52:29,554 --> 00:52:30,667 All right. 802 00:52:30,738 --> 00:52:32,745 Your father wants to talk to you. 803 00:52:43,922 --> 00:52:45,199 Dad? 804 00:52:45,266 --> 00:52:47,983 Fifty monthly for six months. 805 00:52:48,050 --> 00:52:50,286 Um, what was that, Dad? 806 00:52:50,353 --> 00:52:54,248 You have no idea how close Dad just came to answering this phone. 807 00:52:54,322 --> 00:52:56,842 I had to hurt myself, 808 00:52:56,913 --> 00:52:58,701 and I'm wearing red pumps. 809 00:52:58,769 --> 00:53:01,104 Fifty monthly for six months. 810 00:53:01,169 --> 00:53:02,762 No. 811 00:53:02,833 --> 00:53:04,393 No? 812 00:53:04,465 --> 00:53:06,603 No. Three. 813 00:53:06,672 --> 00:53:08,461 You're negotiating row? 814 00:53:08,529 --> 00:53:10,700 That's right. I'll be home soon. 815 00:53:11,664 --> 00:53:12,744 That is... 816 00:53:17,136 --> 00:53:18,958 She renegotiated and hung up. 817 00:53:19,024 --> 00:53:22,472 She's way more impressive than I thought. 818 00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:26,191 Don't move. 819 00:53:26,256 --> 00:53:29,998 I know I've got a field interrogation card in here somewhere. 820 00:53:30,063 --> 00:53:31,492 Julie, get in! 821 00:53:31,568 --> 00:53:33,324 Hey! Tiny green car! 822 00:53:36,368 --> 00:53:39,717 - What are you doing? - Winning! 823 00:53:39,791 --> 00:53:42,028 That's my official decal! 824 00:53:42,991 --> 00:53:45,576 We've got everything! Let's get to the high school! 825 00:53:50,191 --> 00:53:52,362 That is it. Come on. 826 00:53:52,431 --> 00:53:54,154 What is the problem? Come on. 827 00:54:02,670 --> 00:54:05,801 Why do people even have children? Why? 828 00:54:10,603 --> 00:54:13,418 Whoa! You are my hero! 829 00:54:13,483 --> 00:54:14,912 I'll write songs about you. 830 00:54:16,874 --> 00:54:17,822 Look! 831 00:54:19,083 --> 00:54:21,057 They stopped for juicers? 832 00:54:21,130 --> 00:54:22,756 - They're still in the game? - Let's go! 833 00:54:31,658 --> 00:54:32,967 Come on! Go faster! 834 00:54:45,001 --> 00:54:45,950 Tie! 835 00:54:46,025 --> 00:54:48,359 Calm your jets. Let's compare goods first. 836 00:54:52,617 --> 00:54:56,162 So, all things being equal, tiebreaker. 837 00:54:56,232 --> 00:54:59,047 What? No, we share the spot. 838 00:54:59,112 --> 00:55:01,446 Share? With you? Don't think so. 839 00:55:01,512 --> 00:55:03,236 Tiebreaker, winner take all. 840 00:55:03,304 --> 00:55:04,580 You're on. 841 00:55:04,648 --> 00:55:08,260 First one to get the king or queen's crown at the dance, wins. 842 00:55:08,328 --> 00:55:09,375 What? 843 00:55:09,448 --> 00:55:11,815 Staci, isn't that Todd's car? 844 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,571 That is his car. 845 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:18,790 I thought you guys decided you were skipping the dance, Staci. 846 00:55:25,735 --> 00:55:28,124 Are we really going into the dance? 847 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,982 You bet we are. Follow. 848 00:55:51,238 --> 00:55:53,027 Tickets, please. 849 00:55:53,094 --> 00:55:55,909 Hold on. Where's your ticket? 850 00:55:55,974 --> 00:55:57,762 Oh, I... 851 00:55:59,910 --> 00:56:01,055 ...don't have one. 852 00:56:01,126 --> 00:56:04,224 Sorry. No ticket, no dance. 853 00:56:06,213 --> 00:56:08,547 I know who you are. 854 00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:12,160 You do? 855 00:56:12,229 --> 00:56:16,385 You're out here collecting tickets instead of being inside at the dance. 856 00:56:16,453 --> 00:56:19,650 You spend your weekends doing extra-credit algebra, 857 00:56:19,717 --> 00:56:22,913 you play way too much Monopoly with your parents, 858 00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:26,810 and you've never eaten anywhere near the fountain. 859 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:32,067 And in four years, I will be you unless I get into that dance. 860 00:56:39,588 --> 00:56:40,897 You go. 861 00:56:40,963 --> 00:56:43,898 Get in there. Do it for all those who never could. 862 00:56:43,972 --> 00:56:46,906 - Did we win? - Almost. We still have to get the crown. 863 00:56:48,740 --> 00:56:50,715 Get... crown. 864 00:56:52,547 --> 00:56:54,009 What crown? 865 00:57:08,002 --> 00:57:11,385 So this is it... a high school dance. 866 00:57:11,459 --> 00:57:14,175 They don't even let us wear shoes at our dances. 867 00:57:14,243 --> 00:57:16,065 And they serve warm Kool-Aid. 868 00:57:16,130 --> 00:57:18,585 I wonder if Steve's here. 869 00:57:21,442 --> 00:57:24,638 Hey, spazmonkey, stand still. 870 00:57:24,706 --> 00:57:26,233 Let's scope. 871 00:57:30,210 --> 00:57:32,250 Where is Todd? Do you see him? 872 00:57:32,322 --> 00:57:35,071 Not yet. Remain calm until the evidence is in. 873 00:57:41,057 --> 00:57:43,512 Are you gonna ask someone to dance? Come on, ask someone to dance. 874 00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:45,592 No, man, just leave me alone. 875 00:57:45,665 --> 00:57:47,094 Dude. 876 00:57:48,449 --> 00:57:50,009 You guys remember a girl named Julie Corky? 877 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,950 Wasn't she on our grade school bus? 878 00:57:53,024 --> 00:57:55,480 Yes. I knew that was her. 879 00:57:56,481 --> 00:57:58,488 Gregg and I saw her boarding tonight in a red dress. 880 00:57:59,521 --> 00:58:00,797 She looked sweet. 881 00:58:00,864 --> 00:58:01,912 Nice one. 882 00:58:01,984 --> 00:58:04,156 Hi. Hey. 883 00:58:04,225 --> 00:58:07,323 Hi. Do you... 884 00:58:08,352 --> 00:58:10,774 ...know if your friend wants to dance? 885 00:58:12,288 --> 00:58:13,717 I don't know. Ask him. 886 00:58:13,792 --> 00:58:15,614 Could you ask him for me? 887 00:58:18,624 --> 00:58:23,163 Dude, that girl, my dream girl, dance with her. 888 00:58:26,943 --> 00:58:27,892 Sure. 889 00:58:38,527 --> 00:58:40,436 Maybe they just met. 890 00:58:41,374 --> 00:58:43,545 Yeah. Maybe. 891 00:58:43,614 --> 00:58:45,370 Almost time for the big dance contest, 892 00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:47,478 and remember, anything goes, 893 00:58:47,550 --> 00:58:50,038 so just pretend that Mrs. Withers and I aren't here. 894 00:58:51,006 --> 00:58:53,373 Badness. Look over there! 895 00:58:55,646 --> 00:58:56,595 Come on! 896 00:59:08,829 --> 00:59:10,934 Guess you changed your mind about the dance. 897 00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:12,020 Staci. 898 00:59:15,549 --> 00:59:17,011 Who the hell are you? 899 00:59:17,084 --> 00:59:19,092 - I'm his girlfriend. - Oh, really? 900 00:59:19,165 --> 00:59:22,547 Because I'm his girlfriend. Have been for six months. 901 00:59:26,013 --> 00:59:28,347 Catfight! Meow! 902 00:59:43,484 --> 00:59:46,713 Stay away from my footballer. 903 00:59:46,780 --> 00:59:48,089 You can have him! 904 00:59:50,331 --> 00:59:52,240 Hey, where you going? 905 00:59:52,315 --> 00:59:54,486 Get real. She's not worth it. 906 00:59:54,555 --> 00:59:55,984 Are you kidding? 907 00:59:56,059 --> 00:59:59,255 Staci? Staci's a prime goddess. 908 00:59:59,323 --> 01:00:02,389 If I had a girl like Staci, I would worship her. 909 01:00:02,459 --> 01:00:04,914 She hooked up with you, and now you dump her? 910 01:00:04,986 --> 01:00:07,026 What a typical quarterback move. 911 01:00:07,099 --> 01:00:11,671 Princess doesn't hook up. Never has, never will. 912 01:00:13,755 --> 01:00:14,998 I... 913 01:00:15,066 --> 01:00:17,652 Looks like someone isn't so different from us after all. 914 01:00:18,619 --> 01:00:19,829 All right, everybody grab a partner. 915 01:00:19,898 --> 01:00:22,647 The mojo dance contest is about to begin. 916 01:00:22,714 --> 01:00:25,397 Come on, Todd. Let's go command the dance contest. 917 01:00:26,906 --> 01:00:30,103 Too bad. So sad. 918 01:00:30,170 --> 01:00:32,439 Guess you don't have anyone to enter with. 919 01:00:32,506 --> 01:00:34,000 Yes I do. 920 01:00:35,034 --> 01:00:36,463 You've got to be kidding. 921 01:00:36,537 --> 01:00:39,385 Staci, did the fall give you brain damage? 922 01:00:39,449 --> 01:00:42,765 Bite me! I can dance! 923 01:00:47,193 --> 01:00:48,753 What do you say, girlfriends? 924 01:00:48,825 --> 01:00:50,451 But we don't have anyone to dance with. 925 01:00:50,521 --> 01:00:52,659 Who else do we need? Let's go! 926 01:01:53,110 --> 01:01:55,630 Freshman year, we have arrived! 927 01:02:01,557 --> 01:02:02,932 What is it? 928 01:02:02,998 --> 01:02:04,591 Some sort of list. 929 01:02:04,662 --> 01:02:06,767 "PatrolTec decal. 930 01:02:06,838 --> 01:02:08,212 "This one's for Julie... 931 01:02:08,277 --> 01:02:10,666 Get Steve Phillips' boxer shorts." 932 01:02:10,741 --> 01:02:13,108 That's where my boxers went! 933 01:02:13,173 --> 01:02:14,602 "Get crown." 934 01:02:14,677 --> 01:02:17,426 Dude, look, it's the girl in the red dress! 935 01:03:06,387 --> 01:03:08,842 There's clearly one shining couple here tonight, 936 01:03:08,915 --> 01:03:11,762 and here they are, the winners of the mojo dance contest! 937 01:03:13,746 --> 01:03:14,858 Whatever. 938 01:03:14,930 --> 01:03:17,069 Well, you aren't a very good dancer. 939 01:03:17,138 --> 01:03:18,086 What? 940 01:03:27,441 --> 01:03:28,390 Thanks. 941 01:03:30,321 --> 01:03:33,550 Hey, you want to see a picture of me in a coma? 942 01:03:34,738 --> 01:03:36,461 Okay. 943 01:03:36,529 --> 01:03:37,903 Really? 944 01:03:42,865 --> 01:03:44,425 Sweet. 945 01:03:46,897 --> 01:03:51,119 You know, this doesn't mean that we're, like, boyfriend and girlfriend or anything. 946 01:03:51,184 --> 01:03:53,356 Oh, I know, but now I've got this picture, 947 01:03:53,425 --> 01:03:57,221 and this picture is way better than my coma picture. 948 01:03:57,296 --> 01:04:01,191 Dude, you are an insta-legend. 949 01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:03,818 Could we have our picture taken with you? 950 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,109 Be cool, guys. 951 01:04:12,143 --> 01:04:14,314 This is the sweetest slumber party ever. 952 01:04:14,383 --> 01:04:16,522 Yeah. Aren't you glad Staci couldn't come? 953 01:04:16,591 --> 01:04:17,540 What? Why? 954 01:04:17,615 --> 01:04:20,550 Because Julie's mom only let her invite three girls. 955 01:04:22,479 --> 01:04:24,301 I... 956 01:04:24,368 --> 01:04:26,310 was the replacement? 957 01:04:26,383 --> 01:04:29,133 I mean... no. 958 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:31,338 I was the replacement. 959 01:04:33,199 --> 01:04:34,475 What did you say to her? 960 01:04:34,543 --> 01:04:37,838 - I didn't mean to. It just... - What? 961 01:04:38,863 --> 01:04:41,929 I told her that she replaced Staci at the party. 962 01:04:41,999 --> 01:04:43,308 Oh, no. 963 01:04:43,374 --> 01:04:44,934 I'm sorry. 964 01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:47,461 Let's go find her. Come on. 965 01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:51,337 Before Mr. Chilton announces the king and queen, 966 01:04:51,406 --> 01:04:53,260 we have a special dedication, 967 01:04:53,326 --> 01:04:54,918 to Yancy 968 01:04:54,989 --> 01:04:56,811 from the speaker-moving guy. 969 01:05:23,885 --> 01:05:25,510 What are you doing here? 970 01:05:25,580 --> 01:05:27,141 I told you I had another gig. 971 01:05:27,213 --> 01:05:28,587 I saw you dancing out there. 972 01:05:28,652 --> 01:05:31,335 I thought you might want to try with a partner. 973 01:05:31,884 --> 01:05:32,832 Yes. 974 01:05:40,524 --> 01:05:42,979 Someone for everyone... 975 01:05:43,051 --> 01:05:44,874 except me. 976 01:05:45,835 --> 01:05:50,145 On the bright yet dim side, we could still win the scavenger hunt. 977 01:05:50,219 --> 01:05:51,167 True. 978 01:05:51,243 --> 01:05:53,185 Where do you think they keep those crowns? 979 01:05:54,219 --> 01:05:55,713 Come on. 980 01:05:56,747 --> 01:05:59,114 - Do you like brownies? - Are you kidding? 981 01:05:59,179 --> 01:06:01,896 Brownies are a very important food group. 982 01:06:06,251 --> 01:06:07,560 The crowns aren't here. 983 01:06:07,627 --> 01:06:09,350 So you haven't won. 984 01:06:09,418 --> 01:06:10,367 Yet. 985 01:06:10,442 --> 01:06:13,791 We're not giving the fountain spot to you Dumpster frumpsters. 986 01:06:13,866 --> 01:06:15,873 Talk, talk, talk, and no action. 987 01:06:18,922 --> 01:06:21,409 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 988 01:06:21,482 --> 01:06:23,849 You've been voting all week for king and queen. 989 01:06:24,810 --> 01:06:27,974 Jennifer Allen and Steve Phillips. 990 01:06:29,002 --> 01:06:30,049 He won? 991 01:06:30,122 --> 01:06:31,747 Steve won! 992 01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:36,998 Jennifer's a bud of mine, a former cheer squad leader. 993 01:06:37,065 --> 01:06:38,494 She'll give me the crown for sure. 994 01:06:42,921 --> 01:06:44,415 Choose your partners, guys. 995 01:06:44,489 --> 01:06:46,114 This song's reserved for you. 996 01:06:54,696 --> 01:06:59,071 Julie? Julie Corky? 997 01:07:04,232 --> 01:07:06,020 He just said your name! 998 01:07:07,048 --> 01:07:08,258 That was real? 999 01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:09,505 Yes! 1000 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,268 Wanna dance? 1001 01:07:36,582 --> 01:07:39,299 I didn't even know you knew who I was. 1002 01:07:50,214 --> 01:07:51,424 You win. 1003 01:07:53,797 --> 01:07:55,969 - Julie got the crown! - We win! 1004 01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:57,860 We win the scavenger hunt! 1005 01:07:57,926 --> 01:07:59,813 I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! 1006 01:07:59,877 --> 01:08:01,732 - This is all your fault. - My fault? 1007 01:08:01,797 --> 01:08:04,285 You were so sure we'd win, you gave away our spot. 1008 01:08:04,357 --> 01:08:06,626 Let us know how the Dumpster tables are. 1009 01:08:06,693 --> 01:08:09,660 - I hear they have gum on them. - And other unmentionables. 1010 01:08:09,733 --> 01:08:11,107 Unmentionables? 1011 01:08:11,173 --> 01:08:13,474 I cannot eat on unmentionables. 1012 01:08:35,779 --> 01:08:37,405 How did you know? 1013 01:08:37,476 --> 01:08:38,905 Know? 1014 01:08:39,940 --> 01:08:42,842 About me and you... and the crown? 1015 01:08:42,915 --> 01:08:45,087 I saw you boarding earlier tonight. 1016 01:08:45,156 --> 01:08:47,806 And then I saw you out there dancing. 1017 01:08:48,835 --> 01:08:49,784 It all fit. 1018 01:08:50,819 --> 01:08:51,899 And the crown... 1019 01:08:52,771 --> 01:08:55,389 By the way, can I have my boxers back? 1020 01:08:57,315 --> 01:08:59,005 I like your laugh. 1021 01:09:07,491 --> 01:09:10,687 - I'm sorry. It might be... - Go ahead. 1022 01:09:13,698 --> 01:09:16,087 - Hello? - Where are you guys? 1023 01:09:16,162 --> 01:09:18,049 - Is Mom home? - Well, no, but she... 1024 01:09:18,114 --> 01:09:20,089 hf Dad only krew where Mom really was tonight... 1025 01:09:20,162 --> 01:09:24,537 Julie. she just called. She's or her way. So get home. Now. 1026 01:09:25,570 --> 01:09:27,392 Who was it? Was it your mom? 1027 01:09:28,641 --> 01:09:31,870 My mom doesn't know we left the house, and she's on her way home right now. 1028 01:09:31,937 --> 01:09:34,621 What? She's on her way home? Let's go! 1029 01:09:34,689 --> 01:09:36,761 Unbelievable as it is, I have to go. 1030 01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:38,262 I'm sorry. 1031 01:09:44,321 --> 01:09:45,269 All right. 1032 01:09:46,241 --> 01:09:47,451 Good time. 1033 01:09:50,081 --> 01:09:51,455 I didn't get the kiss. 1034 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:52,469 What? 1035 01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:55,131 He's gonna wake up tomorrow 1036 01:09:55,201 --> 01:09:57,786 and realize that I'm just some average little freshman. 1037 01:09:57,856 --> 01:10:00,125 I had my chance, and I missed it. 1038 01:10:02,048 --> 01:10:03,226 Whoo! Crank it! 1039 01:10:03,296 --> 01:10:04,244 Whoo! 1040 01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:05,268 Yeah! 1041 01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:08,607 We should do this once a week. 1042 01:10:11,167 --> 01:10:12,116 My crown! 1043 01:10:12,191 --> 01:10:14,842 Hey, tiny green car! 1044 01:10:19,679 --> 01:10:21,054 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1045 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:23,673 I am commandeering this car in the name of PatrolTec Security. 1046 01:10:23,743 --> 01:10:26,809 Please evacuate... hey! Hey! I am a security officer! 1047 01:10:26,879 --> 01:10:28,341 I took a two-week course! 1048 01:10:35,934 --> 01:10:39,196 Hi, Mom, could you pick me up? I'm on the corner of Union and Grant. 1049 01:10:39,262 --> 01:10:41,433 L-I really don't want to talk about it. 1050 01:10:50,014 --> 01:10:51,258 What are we gonna do? 1051 01:10:53,278 --> 01:10:54,423 Come on! 1052 01:10:56,349 --> 01:10:57,691 The fort! 1053 01:10:57,757 --> 01:10:59,732 - What? - Trust me. 1054 01:11:12,189 --> 01:11:14,099 Come on! Come on! 1055 01:11:14,172 --> 01:11:15,121 Get up. 1056 01:11:19,293 --> 01:11:20,241 Catch it! 1057 01:11:28,636 --> 01:11:30,262 Julie, what are you doing? 1058 01:11:30,332 --> 01:11:32,372 - Julie, no. - You're gonna fall! 1059 01:11:32,444 --> 01:11:34,354 - Julie! - She's gonna fall! 1060 01:11:43,068 --> 01:11:44,246 Oh, my God! 1061 01:11:46,075 --> 01:11:47,570 You guys, help! 1062 01:11:55,387 --> 01:11:56,881 Julie, are you okay? 1063 01:11:56,955 --> 01:11:58,264 What about you? 1064 01:11:59,290 --> 01:12:00,719 Just go. 1065 01:12:00,795 --> 01:12:03,283 Hey, come on, let's go. 1066 01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:06,775 Take care. Thanks for driving. 1067 01:12:06,843 --> 01:12:10,257 - I'll see you later. - Bye, girls. 1068 01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:12,785 - You forgot your scarf. - Thank you. 1069 01:12:26,362 --> 01:12:27,344 Hi. 1070 01:12:27,514 --> 01:12:28,943 Hi. 1071 01:12:29,017 --> 01:12:31,406 So, how was the party? 1072 01:12:31,481 --> 01:12:32,758 Quiet. 1073 01:12:33,786 --> 01:12:34,833 Quiet? 1074 01:12:37,401 --> 01:12:40,019 Wait. I want to show you something. Come here. 1075 01:12:42,969 --> 01:12:46,285 This is our old water. Have a taste. 1076 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:50,291 - Okay? - Okay. 1077 01:12:50,361 --> 01:12:52,816 Now try our brand-new water. 1078 01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:00,051 Honey... 1079 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,119 this definitely tastes better. 1080 01:13:03,192 --> 01:13:05,559 - Oh, gosh. - Thank you. 1081 01:13:06,999 --> 01:13:10,316 - Did you have fun at the club? - I did, but I missed you. 1082 01:13:10,391 --> 01:13:12,496 Everybody needs a night out now and then. 1083 01:13:12,567 --> 01:13:14,509 You know what? They do. 1084 01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:16,176 Let's go check on the girls. 1085 01:13:16,247 --> 01:13:17,196 Okay. 1086 01:13:18,904 --> 01:13:20,529 Assume sleep positions! 1087 01:13:50,518 --> 01:13:52,907 Told ya. No problem. 1088 01:13:57,781 --> 01:14:00,018 - What's with him? - I don't know. 1089 01:14:05,621 --> 01:14:07,247 We really did it. 1090 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:12,368 My Cinderella night, and I'm still the ugly stepsister. 1091 01:14:21,301 --> 01:14:23,275 Ladies, time to get up. 1092 01:14:23,348 --> 01:14:25,290 There's gonna be pancakes! 1093 01:14:28,852 --> 01:14:30,739 How long were we asleep? 1094 01:14:30,804 --> 01:14:31,917 Ten minutes. 1095 01:14:32,948 --> 01:14:34,955 Funny. Feels like five. 1096 01:14:38,868 --> 01:14:41,585 You know, I always knew that old fort would come down one day. 1097 01:14:41,652 --> 01:14:43,790 I just didn't think it would take the arbor down with it. 1098 01:14:44,723 --> 01:14:47,112 Hey, this water's not so bad, Dad. 1099 01:14:47,187 --> 01:14:48,561 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1100 01:14:48,627 --> 01:14:49,576 Well, thank you. 1101 01:14:50,547 --> 01:14:52,369 What are we gonna do about the backyard? 1102 01:14:53,395 --> 01:14:55,980 You might be on your own there, Dad. 1103 01:14:56,051 --> 01:14:58,571 I've decided to go back to college. 1104 01:15:00,755 --> 01:15:02,064 That's great. 1105 01:15:02,131 --> 01:15:04,073 Yeah, I mean, last night kinda got me to thinking, 1106 01:15:04,147 --> 01:15:05,740 you know, high school rocked, 1107 01:15:05,811 --> 01:15:08,810 but it's time to leave it to sis. 1108 01:15:08,882 --> 01:15:11,784 I think I may have a career ahead in surveillance. 1109 01:15:11,858 --> 01:15:14,192 I hear PatrolTec has an opening. 1110 01:15:17,266 --> 01:15:18,673 So... 1111 01:15:20,434 --> 01:15:23,729 exactly what did you girls do last night? 1112 01:15:24,273 --> 01:15:25,615 Exactly? 1113 01:15:28,306 --> 01:15:29,833 Exactly. 1114 01:15:33,393 --> 01:15:34,800 Here's the thing, Mom. 1115 01:15:36,785 --> 01:15:38,062 The thing is... 1116 01:15:40,305 --> 01:15:42,574 We left the house, 1117 01:15:42,641 --> 01:15:47,245 but I assure you, it was for a very important adolescent cause. 1118 01:15:47,312 --> 01:15:48,425 Adolescent? 1119 01:15:50,385 --> 01:15:52,360 As in "growing up"? 1120 01:15:52,432 --> 01:15:54,669 Is that so hard to believe? 1121 01:15:54,736 --> 01:15:56,197 Yes, it is, 1122 01:15:56,272 --> 01:16:00,876 because not too long ago I had a little girl who took ballet. 1123 01:16:00,944 --> 01:16:02,919 She did magic tricks. 1124 01:16:02,992 --> 01:16:06,440 We used to bake together in her Easy-Bake oven, 1125 01:16:06,511 --> 01:16:09,708 and she loved ponies and ladybugs. 1126 01:16:11,856 --> 01:16:13,449 I remember her. 1127 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:17,229 I guess I missed the bridge between ladybugs and boys. 1128 01:16:18,735 --> 01:16:20,742 I think I'm still standing on that bridge. 1129 01:16:25,550 --> 01:16:27,917 You take your time crossing it. 1130 01:16:27,982 --> 01:16:29,509 Got you something. 1131 01:16:36,495 --> 01:16:38,250 A doorknob? 1132 01:16:38,319 --> 01:16:40,042 With a lock. 1133 01:16:43,310 --> 01:16:45,863 To the unstoppable freshmer. 1134 01:16:45,934 --> 01:16:47,559 Unstoppable! 1135 01:16:51,981 --> 01:16:54,599 - That's my mom. - She's giving me a ride. 1136 01:16:55,565 --> 01:16:57,475 I have to get home and finish packing. 1137 01:17:00,302 --> 01:17:02,505 - Bye! - Bye! 1138 01:17:02,574 --> 01:17:03,915 Bye! 1139 01:17:03,981 --> 01:17:06,185 - I had a fun time! - Thank you! 1140 01:17:15,053 --> 01:17:18,435 So... this is it. 1141 01:17:19,532 --> 01:17:21,671 You're really moving. 1142 01:17:24,332 --> 01:17:26,121 Everything changes now. 1143 01:17:26,188 --> 01:17:28,326 Everything would have changed anyway. 1144 01:17:29,612 --> 01:17:31,522 Last night did that. 1145 01:17:33,516 --> 01:17:35,937 Tell me how the view is from the lunch spot. 1146 01:17:36,972 --> 01:17:38,914 If we sit there. 1147 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:40,035 What do you mean? 1148 01:17:40,108 --> 01:17:43,752 Wherever we sit, that'll be the lunch spot. 1149 01:17:46,636 --> 01:17:48,424 You're ready for high school. 1150 01:17:52,715 --> 01:17:53,925 I blame you. 1151 01:18:02,955 --> 01:18:04,711 Take care of the girls. 1152 01:18:12,714 --> 01:18:14,175 Don't forget. 1153 01:18:20,649 --> 01:18:22,056 Never. 1154 01:19:29,831 --> 01:19:31,259 I think this is yours. 1155 01:19:47,078 --> 01:19:49,217 Ard so it happened... 1156 01:19:49,286 --> 01:19:52,602 the girl ir the lopsided crowr got her kiss. 1157 01:19:52,678 --> 01:19:54,685 Naturally. H told Harrah all about it. 1158 01:19:54,758 --> 01:19:56,765 H try to keep her up-to- date with high school. 1159 01:19:56,838 --> 01:19:58,943 Which is going surprisinly well... 1160 01:19:59,014 --> 01:20:00,126 for us. 1161 01:20:01,093 --> 01:20:02,500 As for Staci an Liz... 1162 01:20:02,565 --> 01:20:04,420 well. A deal's a deal 1163 01:20:24,565 --> 01:20:29,420 resync & retiming by :: PeriukMan ::