1 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:26,233 I know. Let's play Who Blinks First. 2 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:30,529 Loser has to do you-know-what. 3 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,949 Ready, set, go. 4 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:50,632 TEACHER: There are six steps. First we state the question. 5 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:41,683 MOTHER: What's the matter with you two? Clean up this mess. 6 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,270 Who won? 7 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,024 Oh, man. 8 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:46,206 TOE: This is my neighborhood. 9 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,923 Black Falls Community. 10 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:58,051 And these are some of my neighbors. 11 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,470 Go 1 0 paces west. 12 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:04,057 -One, two-- -That's east, you lunkhead. 13 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:05,934 Oh, okay. 14 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,604 -One-- -South. 15 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:13,275 MOTHER: Boys? Come look after your sister. 16 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,777 LUG: So much for our treasure hunt. 17 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:19,198 LOOGlE: That baby is always ruining our adventures. 18 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:23,118 TOE: Some of my neighbors are weird. 19 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:29,541 NOSEWORTHY: Okay, that'll do it. Give me your foot. 20 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,627 Other foot. 21 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,258 Okay, inside. The germs are coming. 22 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:45,224 TOE: ln fact, some of them are not very neighborly at all. 23 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,147 And then there's my house... 24 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:57,986 ...with its quaint, adorable, everyday, supportive and connected family. 25 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:01,365 Mega power point damage. Super effective. 26 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:05,494 Nano-blast. Major confusion. 27 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,038 Still playing with your imaginary friends? 28 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,456 No. 29 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,166 Freak. 30 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,293 I don't think l'm a freak. 31 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,046 Do you think I'm a freak? 32 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,673 Shut up. Who asked you? 33 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,675 TOE: And we should be connected. 34 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:24,554 After all, this is Black Box Unlimited Worldwide Industries Incorporated... 35 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:26,431 ...or Black, lnc. for short. 36 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:29,851 You know them as the guys that make the Black Box all-in-one gadget... 37 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,104 ...that's sweeping the nation. 38 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:36,942 The whole operation is smack-dab in the middle of the Black Falls Community. 39 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,696 Development to manufacturing to shipping... 40 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:42,823 ...all in one centralized location. 41 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:48,203 Hundreds and hundreds of employees both live and work here... 42 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,372 ...including my parents. 43 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,958 I've got a garage full of gadgets. 44 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,377 Why do I need this one, Mr. Black? 45 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,587 What does the Black Box do? 46 00:04:57,755 --> 00:05:00,090 Mike, the question is, what doesn't it do? 47 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:03,051 It's not only the ultimate communication device... 48 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:05,887 ...keeping us connected to each other and the world. 49 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:09,891 That's not all. lt's also a multimedia player, a can opener... 50 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,852 ...a dog groomer... 51 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,270 ...a vacuum cleaner... 52 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,980 ...a baby monitor. 53 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,481 It's a shredder. 54 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:20,319 It calls the ambulance if you fall down in your bathroom and can't get up. 55 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:24,823 It removes rust, paint, pet odors. Thousands of uses. 56 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:30,829 It's just about everything you could ever possibly wish for. 57 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:37,002 In super grande, grande y el nino. 58 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:43,925 TOE: And this is the man who owns it all, Mr. Black. 59 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:46,303 Mr. Carbon Black. 60 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:50,807 I hope that applause was meant for you, my trusted partners... 61 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:53,185 ...in our quest to put the Black Box... 62 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:58,106 ...in every hand and home in the civilized world. 63 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,776 That is our goal. 64 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:03,695 Who can tell us how close we are to achieving it? 65 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,115 That's right. 66 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:10,285 Not even close. 67 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,204 And why is that? 68 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,957 Because the Black Box is facing fierce competition... 69 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:20,379 ...from the Purple Pyramid, the Silver Cylinder and other such rip-offs. 70 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,964 -They're nowhere near as good. BLACK: They're catching up. 71 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:25,258 And l can't have them eating into our profits. 72 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,973 We need to leave them all... 73 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:33,850 ...in the dust! 74 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:36,937 Let them eat soot. 75 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,106 Sir? 76 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:43,819 Focus groups have identified our multiple uses as a drawback instead of a positive. 77 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,695 We're offering a toaster option. 78 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:48,156 Nowadays, most people don't even eat bread. 79 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,283 -She's right. -You're fired. 80 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,994 -So are you. -But-- 81 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:55,163 Do your spouses also work for this company? 82 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:56,373 -Yes. -Yes. 83 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,751 They're fired as well. Move out of your homes, effective immediately. 84 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:03,171 You think fear tactics and cutthroat competition yield better results? 85 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:04,840 Well, it won't! 86 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:10,595 The new Version X upgrade... 87 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:14,558 ...has to shut down the competition once and for all. 88 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:18,061 Have them playing catch-up for the next 1 0 years. 89 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,563 -Team A leader? -Yes, sir? 90 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,356 -Team B leader? -Right here. 91 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:24,609 I expect results soon. Live up to this challenge, you make partner. 92 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,112 Don't and you and your families are out. 93 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,448 But we're married. 94 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,867 I don't see how your social life is my concern. 95 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:36,037 So if he loses, then l get fired even if l win? 96 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,081 Well, no, that's preposterous. Heh, heh. 97 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,459 But you just said if she doesn't make partner... 98 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,628 ...then she and her family are out, and l'm her family. 99 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,213 Then you better not lose. 100 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:50,719 Clearly you two haven't figured out that delightful little paradox called marriage. 101 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,722 Just get it done, whatever it takes. 102 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:00,979 TOE: And the answer to Black's problem-- 103 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,189 Whatever it takes. 104 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:05,817 TOE: --it literally fell from the sky. 105 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,198 No, no, no. Wait. 106 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:13,074 Is that what happened next? 107 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:16,077 See that wishing rock I'm holding? 108 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:21,082 It made things so confusing, I can hardly remember the order of events. 109 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,751 Go forward a bit. 110 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,009 TOE: Yeah, that wasn't it either. 111 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:35,514 I'm probably going to have to tell you the story completely out of order... 112 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:38,225 ...in a series of shorts. 113 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,572 TOE: Let's start here. 114 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,617 Maybe we should go back to when I first came into possession... 115 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,578 ...of the rainbow-colored rock. 116 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,005 TOE: Oh, by the way... 117 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,633 ...my name is Toby, Toby Thompson. 118 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,471 I wanna give you an idea of how I start every morning. 119 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:19,391 Maintaining a mouth like this is no small task. 120 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:23,937 First I use a special toothbrush between the wires and my gums... 121 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:28,316 ...to loosen any food particles that may have lodged in my braces. 122 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:31,736 Upper teeth: positioning the bristles at a 45-degree angle... 123 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,447 ...brushing towards the gum in a circular motion. 124 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:37,242 Inside, tops, then repeat for the lower set. 125 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,161 Rinse, spit, mirror check. 126 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:42,497 Is this the reason people think l'm a dork? 127 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:43,832 Of course not. 128 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,836 Braces are necessary when you have hillbilly teeth like mine. 129 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,838 No, no. Not done yet. 130 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,840 Now I floss... 131 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:56,511 ...and use a special pick to get under the brackets. 132 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,598 Rinse, spit, mirror check. 133 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,350 That's it. Time to eat breakfast. 134 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,691 Guess what. Toby's playing with his imaginary friends again. 135 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,192 Am not. 136 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,278 Shouldn't you be already moved out by now? 137 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,864 I mean, you are, like, 1 9 or 20. 138 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:18,366 Keep it down. l can't hear myself type. 139 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:21,369 What about your friend Nose? Don't you play with him anymore? 140 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:22,996 Toby, you need friends. 141 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,789 Friends are very important. 142 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,043 Look at your dad and l. We're the best of friends. 143 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:32,714 Oh, he has plenty of friends at school, Mom. They can't wait to see him. 144 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:36,676 In fact, l hear he has his own welcoming committee. 145 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:41,556 TOE: That's just a nice way of saying "bullies at school." 146 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,476 I know I'm not the only kid in the world to get picked on... 147 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,396 ...but my situation is unique in a few ways. 148 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:52,317 Hey, metal mouth. Got another date with the trash can. 149 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,027 TOE: Hold on. 150 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:58,323 This is Cole Black, son of Mr. Black. 151 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:02,619 If you're thinking this is the worst kid in the whole school, wait. 152 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:06,247 He's got a sister. 153 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:11,086 Helvetica Black, the leader of the pack. 154 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,176 COLE: Heh, heh. Wimp. 155 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:21,930 Shall we do this? 156 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,477 I just realized something. 157 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,938 I know why you have them beat up on me every day. 158 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,106 Because I hate you? 159 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,358 Because you love me. 160 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,860 BULLIES: Ooh.... 161 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,572 That's right, isn't it? 162 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,283 We're both outsiders. 163 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,035 -We're both ignored. -[MOUTHS] No. 164 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:47,288 We both have railroad tracks for braces. 165 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,877 We're lonely and boring and always getting in trouble... 166 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,171 ...because we have nothing else better to do. 167 00:11:55,339 --> 00:12:00,135 So you're head over heels in love with me and that makes you... 168 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,387 ...furious. 169 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,766 Am l right? 170 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,310 How about... 171 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,314 ...no? 172 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,822 TOE: So I'm not a psychologist. 173 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,241 LOOGlE: My science report today is about... 174 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,702 ...science. 175 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,912 Oh, man, I just forgot it. 176 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,330 Um.... 177 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,917 The scientific part of it, which would be, um... 178 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,169 ...science. 179 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,839 TOE: This fish is the only friend I have in this dump. 180 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,048 How're you doing? 181 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,676 TOE: Don't get me wrong, it's a really good school. 182 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,345 It's just the people in it that suck. 183 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,766 LOOGlE: ln olden times, they burned scientists and they called them witches... 184 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,477 ...because the townspeople didn't understand science... 185 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:52,687 ...and they thought it was magic. 186 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:57,025 Like using a magic rock to make wishes come true. 187 00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:00,403 -But l have a hypenothesis. -Hypothesis. 188 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,947 Loogie, you didn't do your homework, did you? 189 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:06,117 Yeah, l did, but a crocodile ate it. 190 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,995 Really, l'm serious. 191 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,289 Next presenter. 192 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,501 Scientists who study wasps... 193 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:18,922 ...have long observed aggressive behavior in stronger females... 194 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:22,300 ...towards the weaker males of the colony... 195 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:26,054 ...including threats of stinging and mauling. 196 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,892 But recently, they have discovered that some females... 197 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:36,564 ...will force the male headfirst into an empty cell in the nest. 198 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,734 Behavior known as "male stuffing." 199 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:47,158 I'd like to demonstrate this phenomenon using a trash can and a volunteer. 200 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,162 Toe Thompson? 201 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,092 -Hey, my name is Toby-- -Shh. 202 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,302 The Blinkers are going for the record. 203 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:09,180 They've been in a stare-off since second period. 204 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,932 TOE: What's the record? 205 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,434 Longer than you have to live. 206 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,228 Candy bars? 207 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,942 Why do you let yourself get bullied like that? 208 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,611 I don't really think l have a choice. 209 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,614 Sure you do. Doesn't matter who their dad is. 210 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,784 What matters is who you are, who you wanna be. 211 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,412 And you live your life like that? 212 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,955 Of course. Ow. 213 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,249 Come on, Loogie, you dork. We gotta get home. 214 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,960 We're gonna try to get the baby to give us lottery numbers. 215 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,671 Good luck with the whole two-minutes-to-live thing. 216 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,052 TOE: lt shouldn't be this hard to make friends. 217 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,471 I'm smart. I'm funny. 218 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,183 Like funny, ha-ha. Not funny weird. 219 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:58,313 So, what's wrong with me? 220 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,607 What's wrong with you? 221 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:04,319 Oh, buddy, where do l begin? 222 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,453 TOE: Run, run, run. Chase, chase, chase. 223 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,411 Ah. 224 00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,208 Get me a rock! 225 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,168 Where's my rock? 226 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,384 BOY: Run! 227 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,386 It's gonna be worse for you tomorrow, freak. 228 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,804 BOY: Let's go! 229 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,681 Huh? 230 00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:27,860 ROCK VOICE: Make a wish. 231 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,073 Who said that? 232 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,078 ROCK VOICE: Make a wish. 233 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,291 Must be hearing things. 234 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,797 ROCK VOICE: Make a wish. 235 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:52,927 Make a wish. 236 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,013 Okay, okay. 237 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,766 I wish I had friends... 238 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,353 ...as interesting and as unique as I am. 239 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,337 Friends. 240 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,934 Come on, guys. Get in there. 241 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,243 [ON TV] We sifted some flour. 242 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:02,872 We talk about clarified butter, because people get concerned about butter. 243 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,832 You can make clarified butter at home. 244 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,002 MOM: Hi. 245 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,839 Why didn't you take the bus? That's always our backup plan. 246 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,300 It's okay. I just felt like walking. 247 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:31,526 Sorry, son. l, uh, texted your mom to pick you up, because my meeting ran late. 248 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:35,822 I texted your dad saying that l couldn't go, so he should leave early and pick you up. 249 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,950 Your text messages must've gotten lost in a sea of my text messages. 250 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,036 Same with yours. Mine. Whatever. 251 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,538 Noodles? 252 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,040 It's okay, I'll serve myself. 253 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,335 Oh. You having problems with your Black Box too? 254 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,878 Yeah. 255 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,713 No. 256 00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,384 Ugh! I just broke up with my boyfriend. He thinks he's so mature, you know? 257 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,554 He's not. He's a child. 258 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:04,225 He is living with his parents and isn't he, like, 23? 259 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,811 No. 260 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,274 What was that? 261 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,573 It's probably the ice maker... 262 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,075 ...making ice? 263 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,912 I'll go check on it. 264 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,417 DAD: Humph. 265 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,591 Whoa. 266 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,802 Did you guys come from a gourmet planet? 267 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,407 Thanks, guys. 268 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,619 Team leaders! 269 00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:05,786 Progress report. 270 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:10,958 Uh, I've implemented some new procedurals that should maximize our value potential. 271 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:15,880 Well, l have highlighted our asset management and jump-started... 272 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,925 ...our business paradigm. 273 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,426 One moment, please. 274 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,806 Sounds like a load to me. 275 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,767 Initiate termination procedure? 276 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,976 Mm. 277 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,811 Not yet. 278 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:34,315 I'll fire one of them at the company costume ball. 279 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,484 That should be good for company morale. 280 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,820 Very well, then. Keep up the good work, you two. 281 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,491 We are gonna get fired. 282 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,812 Nice. 283 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,607 Very nice. 284 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,985 Time to clean your room, sport. 285 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,612 Well... 286 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:25,366 ...someone's looking for a raise in their allowance. 287 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,290 Do you guys also clean... 288 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:33,833 ...teeth? 289 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:43,050 Toby. Where are my keys? 290 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,136 I know you're hiding them, you little alien. 291 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,221 JOHN [OVER PHONE]: Maybe l do keep messing up... 292 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,889 ...and maybe it is all my fault, but-- 293 00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,224 No, no. I broke up with you... 294 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:54,353 ...so why are you calling me, Mr. l'm-23-And-l-Still-Live-With-My-Mom? 295 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:57,690 JOHN: Hey, l wish you would just stop talking about my mom... 296 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:58,899 Pretty. 297 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,776 JOHN: ...and just go out with me again, God. 298 00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:05,031 Oh. Okay, well, I wish you'd grow up. How about--? 299 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,615 JOHN: Whoa, that's huge! 300 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,535 My hand's huge! My hand's huger than my foot! 301 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,288 I'm growing, l'm growing! 302 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,207 -Relax. Geez. JOHN: I'm getting so big that-- 303 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,891 You fixed all my teeth. 304 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,146 How strong are you guys? 305 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,232 I mean, if you really had to be tough against a bully. 306 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,611 Because I might have a job for you tomorrow at school. 307 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,752 I was hoping for something a little more menacing. 308 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,796 ALlEN: I will show no mercy. 309 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,385 TOE: You're hired. 310 00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:29,865 I have no time for you, but now l'm having to chase you down? 311 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:32,451 JOHN [OVER PHONE]: I don't feel so good. I'm in the hospital. 312 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,787 -ln the hospital? JOHN: And it's all your fault. 313 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,497 Oh, my fault? How is it my fault? 314 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,749 JOHN: They're building me a bigger room as we speak. 315 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,168 They're making a bigger room for you? What are--? 316 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,670 JOHN: You see what happens? -Hello? 317 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,463 JOHN: Oh, no! lt's happening again! 318 00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:45,756 Hello? 319 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,178 Dad says l have to give you a ride. 320 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:53,305 It's okay. I just feel like walking. 321 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,850 You look different. Did you bathe or something? 322 00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:57,518 No. 323 00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,103 Weirdo. 324 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:23,210 I'll take it from here, guys. 325 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:27,131 Can't have anybody seeing you... 326 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:28,632 ...yet. 327 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:30,843 There he is! 328 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,012 Grab him! 329 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:43,355 How would you like your braces up your nose? 330 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:47,401 Your braces. 331 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,572 Where are they? 332 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:53,574 Up my nose. 333 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,082 [WHlSPERS] I put a few candy bars in the front pocket. 334 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:06,504 My Black Box is set to music mode in case you get hungry or bored. 335 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,298 Who are you talking to? 336 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,342 Imaginary friends? 337 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,638 ALlEN: Rock 'n' roll. 338 00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:18,098 Heavy metal. 339 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,519 Not today. 340 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:25,606 Now, class, we continue our experiments with combustible liquids... 341 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:31,028 ...so everyone please take your seats and make sure to wear eye protection. 342 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,155 Now that we've isolated our agents... 343 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:36,617 ...we can make a hypothesis as to the outcome. 344 00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:50,089 Toby, can we stifle our inner High School Musical long enough... 345 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,966 ...to observe this chemical reaction? 346 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,927 I have to get it exactly right. 347 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:59,265 Once we introduce the catalyst.... 348 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,893 -Give it back. ALlEN: Mine, mine, mine. 349 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,144 Mine, mine, mine. 350 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:07,815 Mine. 351 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,275 Ow! 352 00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:12,611 -Sorry. -You will be. 353 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:50,190 Drop it! 354 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,819 Very perceptive, Toby. 355 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,990 We must be certain to use the proper amount of catalyst. 356 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,367 In this case... 357 00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:03,662 ...one drop. 358 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,291 -That's it. -Tsk, tsk, tsk. 359 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,251 TOE: You asked for it. 360 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,212 [AS TONY MONTANA] Say hello to my little friends. 361 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:15,633 Mr. Thompson, perhaps a visit to the principal's office is in order... 362 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,344 ...possibly followed by one to the school psychologist! 363 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,297 ALL: Break! 364 00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:16,276 I think I broke... 365 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,904 ...a nail. 366 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:22,324 Me too. 367 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:36,505 I'm gonna squash you for this. 368 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,966 I know. 369 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,927 So you don't know who those little dudes were? 370 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:45,222 I thought they were my friends. 371 00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:53,772 He wished for friends. We should abduct him. 372 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:56,942 He is not evolved enough for an autopsy. 373 00:28:57,110 --> 00:29:01,155 He has friends all around. He just doesn't know it yet. 374 00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:06,034 TOE: Well, my alien buddies didn't stick around. 375 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:11,665 I guess friends can't be wished into existence. 376 00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:15,252 You gotta work for them. 377 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,599 Ha. Ha. 378 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,768 Let's see you try it. 379 00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,224 I was right. 380 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:12,518 You do like me. 381 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,689 TOE: You gotta have enemies... 382 00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:19,399 ...to know who your friends are. 383 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:21,860 Mm, toe jam. 384 00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:24,905 TOE: And now that my space aliens have disappeared... 385 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:27,616 ...I have at least one new friend: 386 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:28,826 Loogie. 387 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,745 In fact, he's really the one to blame for all this. 388 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:35,833 So let's go all the way back to the real beginning... 389 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,419 ...with Loogie, his brothers... 390 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,964 ...and the storm that started it all. 391 00:31:06,489 --> 00:31:09,449 I'm tired of video games and l'm bored with TV. 392 00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:11,076 Let's do something. 393 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:15,455 LASER: We've been through this before. There's nothing else to do. 394 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:18,292 Come play video games with us. We need a third person. 395 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,920 Let's go on an outdoor adventure. 396 00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:24,464 There's a huge thunderstorm. Look. 397 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:28,302 REPORTER [ON TV]: The biggest rainstorm in Texas history. 398 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:29,928 Well, folks, it looks like we're.... 399 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:45,527 That's strange. It's raining everywhere else. 400 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:47,237 LUG: What the...? 401 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,156 Outside! Bring the treasure map! 402 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,657 LASER: Wait a minute, guys. 403 00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:53,619 What are we gonna do about Baby? 404 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,665 It's in baby monitor mode. 405 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:02,294 If she wakes up, I'll hear it on my Black Box... 406 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:05,589 ...and we'll come back and give her a bottle. 407 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:06,840 LASER: Huh. 408 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:11,720 I don't get it. What happened to the storm? 409 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,181 Maybe it's global warming. 410 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,016 This sucks. 411 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:18,518 Even my brain feels hot. 412 00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:20,646 I read once that yawning cools the brain. 413 00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:24,983 LUG: Well, just keep talking and l'll start yawning for sure. 414 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,736 Look at that! 415 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:30,364 You know what's at the end of a rainbow, don't you? 416 00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:33,200 -Skittles? -No, a pot of gold! 417 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,534 LUG: Treasure! 418 00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:37,162 LASER: Awesome! LOOGlE: Let's go! 419 00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:42,376 -Guys, look. lt's the end of the rainbow. -No way. 420 00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:53,011 Or the beginning of the rainbow. 421 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:54,513 What? 422 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,098 LOOGlE: This rock wasn't here before. 423 00:32:56,265 --> 00:32:58,976 What if the rain dropped the rock from the sky... 424 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,436 ...and the sun comes out, hits the rock... 425 00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:05,190 ...creating this prismatic separation of the light from the sun... 426 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,984 ...thus causing a rainbow. 427 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,485 Okay, Dr. Dumb Butt. 428 00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:13,615 Feels powerful. 429 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:14,992 What do you think it is? 430 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,576 I wish I knew. 431 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:22,249 It's a wishing rock. 432 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,834 LASER: How do you know? 433 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,419 It just told me. 434 00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:27,254 Okay, then, wish for something. 435 00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:33,093 I wish for a never-ending supply of chocolate bars. 436 00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:34,428 LASER: Huh? 437 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,141 Well, there's one. 438 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,686 And another and another. 439 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,521 And two more. And another. 440 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:51,111 -Cool. A never-ending pocketful of candy. -Do you realize what we have here? 441 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:54,156 -Lots of chocolate. -No. This is-- 442 00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:56,116 -Hey. -This is mine. 443 00:33:56,284 --> 00:34:00,287 It was my idea to go on an adventure, so the wishing rock belongs to me. 444 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:03,415 Don't make any wishes, Loogie. We don't even know the rules yet. 445 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,460 I mean, that thing doesn't even come with any instructions. 446 00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:10,338 Yeah, no strategy guide, cheat codes, or nothing. 447 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:12,382 I wish for the instructions. 448 00:34:13,801 --> 00:34:15,635 LUG: We can't read all that. 449 00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:18,263 I wish for the short version of the instructions. 450 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:21,308 What's it say? 451 00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:24,644 Pfft. "Make a wish." 452 00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:27,481 Then l wish for a fortress. 453 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:37,824 With a canyon around it filled with man-eating crocodiles... 454 00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:41,995 ...and venomous snakes to protect the Rainbow Rock from thieves. 455 00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,707 ALL: Whoa! 456 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:49,503 LASER: How about putting an end to global warming? 457 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:51,421 World hunger? 458 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:53,423 -Wish for world peace. -Yeah. 459 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:56,676 Let me finish my canyon of doom first. People would kill for this. 460 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,970 Not if there's world peace! 461 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:05,060 I was about to wish for superpowers. 462 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,858 I think one of us has to go get it. 463 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:15,403 LASER: Well, you wanted an adventure, didn't you? 464 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:18,782 What'd you wish for again? 465 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,993 LUG: Snakes? Crocodiles? 466 00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:24,204 I think that's all. 467 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,373 You don't like my canyon? 468 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,458 Does it need more doom? 469 00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:32,879 Hey, look. lt's the rock. 470 00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,464 Finally. 471 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:47,894 LASER: Loogie. 472 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:51,398 -Almost got it. -No, it's almost got you. 473 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,066 What? Aah! 474 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,075 LOOGlE: Run, Laser, run! 475 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:08,206 LASER: Remind me to wish for something big! 476 00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:11,418 -What for? -So I can smack you with it! 477 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:16,965 What do I do? 478 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:19,843 If it was a video game, you'd go get the rock. 479 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,429 -Good idea. -But it's not a video game. 480 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,603 Loogie! 481 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,612 I wish the snakes would disappear. 482 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,622 Did he chew? 483 00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:51,625 No. But he ate my homework. 484 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:54,794 And l think l felt him make a wish. 485 00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:57,422 LASER: What would a crocodile possibly wish for? 486 00:36:57,590 --> 00:37:00,133 He's already strong, fast... 487 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:03,637 ...and he can run on all four legs. 488 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:09,476 Guys, l think l know what he wished for. 489 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:14,981 -Run! LASER: Aah! 490 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:23,907 -Oh, no! We'll never make it! -Yes, we will. 491 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,284 Guys, keep running. 492 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,627 LASER: Get us out of here. 493 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,674 I wish something would take us away. 494 00:37:57,316 --> 00:38:00,568 A pterodactyl? Couldn't you have been more specific? 495 00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:02,195 Hey, I didn't know. 496 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:05,198 You're always wishing for wrong stuff. 497 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,122 Thanks a lot, Loogie. 498 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,874 At least we're safe up here. 499 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:20,213 I don't get it. How did they climb out of the canyon? 500 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,507 LOOGlE: Holy peanut-butter cups. 501 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:28,555 -Great, now the baby's crying. -We gotta get back. Wish us home. 502 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:35,895 If l wish for superpowers, I could get them to fall off. 503 00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:38,148 Hurry it up, whatever you do. 504 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,483 I wish I had telephonesis. 505 00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:46,323 [IN UNlSON] Telekinesis, you dummy! 506 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,867 I wish I had telekinesis. 507 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:02,547 Phew. Okay. 508 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:07,761 We have a castle, telekinesis and a pterodactyl. 509 00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:08,928 Now what? 510 00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:10,138 I don't know. 511 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,854 Wish for a hat? 512 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,067 Gotta think about this more carefully. 513 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:26,821 I wish we could just go back home and start over. 514 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:34,371 It's too dangerous to have around. 515 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:36,539 We gotta keep it out of the wrong hands. 516 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:39,626 Your hands are the wrong hands. 517 00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,419 Change your head back, Loogie. 518 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,922 -This has certain advantages. -What advantages? 519 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,841 Hello? 520 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,305 All right. l wish the phone was gone. 521 00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:55,600 Loogie, we need to be smart about this. 522 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,311 Then that's the answer. 523 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,190 -Ready? -Yeah. 524 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:06,277 I wish one of us was super smart. 525 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:12,617 BABY: It is l. 526 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:16,788 My modes of transference are beyond yours now. 527 00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:20,458 I don't need words to communicate. 528 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,836 Only thoughts. 529 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:26,923 You're hearing me with your minds. 530 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:30,135 You're right. 531 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,848 I wish for a... 532 00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:36,349 ...catapult. 533 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,313 -Think of all the things we could do. -Too risky. 534 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:43,690 -We could-- -Too dangerous. 535 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,817 -How about--? -Too ridiculous. 536 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:51,531 Although we did have ourselves quite the adventure there, didn't we? 537 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:54,367 We could take care of that world-peace problem. 538 00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:56,995 -Now you're talking. -Yeah. 539 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:09,716 BABY: My calculations show you would've figured out a way to screw it up. 540 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:11,551 Who, us? 541 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,638 BABY: Yes. 542 00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:18,892 TOE: So maybe the baby was smart to get rid of it. 543 00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:20,685 But it didn't really matter... 544 00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:25,398 ...because the rock kept coming back. 545 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:31,029 Get me a rock! 546 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,490 -Where's my rock? -Here. 547 00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:38,203 TOE: I'm sorry. I'm still not getting the order of this story correctly... 548 00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:41,247 ...so l'm gonna jump on over to this short... 549 00:41:41,415 --> 00:41:43,917 ...with that weird kid I was telling you about... 550 00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:47,128 ...a kid everyone calls "Nose." 551 00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:49,088 Nose and I were in school together. 552 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,049 We were almost friends... 553 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:55,094 ...until his father, Dr. Noseworthy, the top scientist for Black, Inc... 554 00:41:55,262 --> 00:41:58,348 ...started his top-secret research involving... 555 00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,849 ...germs. 556 00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:04,187 Unfortunately, Dr. Noseworthy was terrified of germs... 557 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:07,065 ...and one day, he simply flipped out. 558 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:20,245 So much so that he and his son, Nose... 559 00:42:20,412 --> 00:42:25,208 ...wrapped their house in plastic and only came out wearing full bio suits. 560 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:31,923 And that's just how things were: a little weird. 561 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:34,133 But like everything else in Black Falls... 562 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,389 ...about to get a little weirder. 563 00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:06,124 COMPUTER: Welcome to the Noseworthy home. 564 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:08,126 You will be subjected to decontamination... 565 00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:10,461 ...before entering our germ-free environment. 566 00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:12,839 You are now receiving a series of ion blasts... 567 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:16,092 ...to remove any contaminants from the surface of your body. 568 00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:18,970 Germs invade our bodies to steal the energy we produce... 569 00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:23,016 ...leaving behind harmful toxins that can cause runny noses, fevers, headaches... 570 00:43:23,183 --> 00:43:26,477 ...chicken pox, measles, cavities, diarrhea, necrotizing fasciitis... 571 00:43:26,645 --> 00:43:28,771 ...and in some cases, death. 572 00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:31,190 The decontamination process is now complete. 573 00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:33,443 You may enter. 574 00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:35,111 And welcome. 575 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:38,698 They do not pay me enough for this. 576 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,678 Dad? 577 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:05,391 Didn't l tell you, don't sneak up on me in here. 578 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,393 Sorry, my tutor is here. 579 00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:11,189 I was just looking for your scientific calculator. Mine's broken. 580 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:15,234 Just use your Black Box. Just choose the scientific calculator function in the menu. 581 00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:16,903 It's next to the cheese grater. 582 00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:19,864 Mine's dead. I just think there's too many features. 583 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:21,491 The batteries won't hold a charge... 584 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:24,702 -...for more than a few minutes. -Tell me something I don't know. 585 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:27,997 But let me ask you something. Have you been keeping yourself clean? 586 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:30,124 Huh? 587 00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:34,712 -Of course. -Oh, boy. 588 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,422 If you could see what l can see. 589 00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:38,091 Oh, my goodness. 590 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:41,928 Yeah. 591 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,722 All right, l can't have any more interruptions today. 592 00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:47,225 I've got to readjust the cell regulator. 593 00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:50,186 I tried recalibrating the mitochondrial synthesizer... 594 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:53,856 ...but l just can't get it to live in an extracellular environment. 595 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:55,066 And on top of it all-- 596 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:59,070 What are you do--? How many times do l have to tell you? 597 00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:00,446 Don't pick your nose. 598 00:45:00,614 --> 00:45:03,282 It is completely unsanitary. 599 00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:04,867 If your nose is full... 600 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:08,413 ...you go into the bathroom and you clean it out with antiseptic wipes. 601 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:10,540 But-- Booger! 602 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:14,585 Boogers are like fecal material. 603 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:17,004 Your body is trying to get rid of it. 604 00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:21,092 It pushes it up, up, up, out, and then pop. 605 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:23,636 But what do you do? You put it back in your mouth. 606 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:27,014 Back into the system. And it has to start all over again. 607 00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:28,224 I'm sorry. 608 00:45:29,351 --> 00:45:32,603 Mankind has been evolving too many millennia for you to reingest-- 609 00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:34,397 Okay! 610 00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:37,233 Go wash your hands with antibacterial soap. 611 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:39,819 -And make sure you use the-- -Antiseptic wipes? 612 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:42,530 Yes, the wipes. And... 613 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:47,827 ...l'm gonna go take a nap. 614 00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:59,046 Excuse you. How can you be late to school when it's in your own house? 615 00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:01,632 NOSE: I was getting my calculator. 616 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,594 -What's that? -lt's just some kind of rock. 617 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,346 You can have it if you want. It's been decontaminated. 618 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:19,817 Okay, well, today we're gonna do fractional inconsistencies. 619 00:46:27,701 --> 00:46:30,787 NOSE: What's it like out there today? -Don't you look out the window? 620 00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:35,875 I have security video screens, but they don't really show the color of the sky. 621 00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:39,629 You know, you could just go outside. 622 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,839 I mean, a little fresh air won't kill you. 623 00:46:42,007 --> 00:46:45,384 Are you crazy? So-called fresh air is loaded with pollutants. 624 00:46:45,552 --> 00:46:48,012 On top of that, you've got the ozone washed in UV... 625 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,640 ...allergens and all kinds of impurities. 626 00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,601 At least that's what Dad says. 627 00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:54,894 And l agree. 628 00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:56,312 What's up with your dad? 629 00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:01,317 Stress. Something about a, uh, mitochondrial relay. 630 00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:08,074 I just wish that his inventions worked the way they were supposed to. 631 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:17,667 STACEY: What's he doing here? 632 00:47:19,419 --> 00:47:20,670 [OVER MONlTOR] Nose! 633 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:25,258 You haven't come to visit in almost a year. I should break your arms. 634 00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:28,761 But it looks like someone beat me to it. What do you want? 635 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:33,349 Ah, l'm sorry about that, but I've lost something very important. 636 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:36,477 -lt looks like it came in your direction. -lt's not a good time. 637 00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:43,025 It's a rock. lt looks like a rainbow and it's this big. 638 00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:45,570 How would I have it? I never leave this place. 639 00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:46,946 Gotta go, bye. 640 00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:51,409 Ugh, he's a virus. Okay, back to work. 641 00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:53,077 I know he's your brother, but-- 642 00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:56,956 Yeah, he's been my personal parasite since he wiggled out of the womb. 643 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,131 What was that? 644 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:08,301 Dad's breaking things in the lab again. Let me go check on him. 645 00:48:14,766 --> 00:48:15,892 Help me up. 646 00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:18,144 What are you doing? He said he didn't have it. 647 00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:21,063 TOE: Well, he must've been lying. -How can you tell? 648 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:24,150 -Because his lips were moving. -Are you crazy? 649 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:28,654 We have to get that rock back or else nothing will ever be right again. 650 00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:35,620 No, no, no! You'll contaminate my house. 651 00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:38,456 Dad? 652 00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:57,058 -What-- TOE & LOOGlE: Aah! 653 00:48:57,225 --> 00:48:59,894 --are contaminators doing in my ho--? 654 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:03,481 You? You gave me this headache. 655 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:06,859 You and that rock almost ruined last night. 656 00:49:07,027 --> 00:49:10,863 Here. Wipe yourselves down right now. Immediately. Turn around. 657 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:14,116 Give me your foot. Oh, look at that. Filthy. 658 00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:18,454 Toby, what are you doing here? You want me to lose my job? 659 00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:21,791 Well, hello. l'm Loogie. 660 00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:28,214 -There's something in there. -What is that rock doing in my house? 661 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,216 Nose, give me that rock now. 662 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:33,469 NOSEWORTHY: No, no, no, out of the house. Get it out of here. 663 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,554 Get it out, out, out. Move it. 664 00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:48,192 That's the second time that rock's been eaten. 665 00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:58,327 What is that thing? 666 00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:00,204 My booger. 667 00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:04,208 STACEY: You pulled that out of your nose? NOSE: Uh.... 668 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:06,252 Ew. 669 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:11,340 I've told you a million times not to pick your nose. 670 00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:13,426 See what happens? 671 00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:19,724 Your invention works. My wish came true. 672 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:23,019 It does, doesn't it? 673 00:50:24,938 --> 00:50:26,105 But wait a minute. 674 00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:30,443 It must've tripped the chromosomal relay on the cell regulator, but that means... 675 00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:33,863 ...it's gotta keep feeding to stay intact. 676 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,281 NOSE: So basically... 677 00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:39,535 ...all those years you told me not to eat my boogers? 678 00:50:40,912 --> 00:50:43,706 Yes, now your booger is trying to eat you. 679 00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:48,335 BOYS: Aah! -Decontamination chamber! Run! 680 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,381 TOE: Wait! We gotta go back for the rock! 681 00:50:52,549 --> 00:50:54,925 LOOGlE: Forget it, we've lost this round. 682 00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:59,430 Son, you get them out of here. I've gotta go back for the cellular devolumizer. 683 00:51:12,986 --> 00:51:15,571 NOSE: One at a time. One at a time. 684 00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:19,492 Ladies first. 685 00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:27,374 COMPUTER: You are now leaving the safe, sterile environment of our home. 686 00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:31,337 Well, hello, again. 687 00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:33,005 You're next. 688 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:39,261 I-- l gotta get the rock! 689 00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:45,976 Nose, help him. Do something. He's gonna die. Help Toe. 690 00:51:46,144 --> 00:51:48,479 Think, think, think. 691 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:50,481 Your booger's warm. 692 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,657 If you eat my friend... 693 00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:04,203 ...l'll eat yours. 694 00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:07,706 Believe me, he will. 695 00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:10,376 Uh-huh. 696 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,553 Come on. 697 00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:27,226 Come on! What are you waiting for? 698 00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:29,854 I haven't been outside in years. I'm afraid. 699 00:52:30,897 --> 00:52:31,981 Nose! 700 00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:35,734 I know, I know. But l'm just not ready. 701 00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:39,530 Okay, now l'm ready! 702 00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:46,871 Dad! 703 00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:23,782 Are you okay? 704 00:53:24,451 --> 00:53:27,119 -He's not breathing. -Breathe, Nose, breathe. 705 00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:31,207 If a giant booger monster couldn't kill you, what's a breath of fresh air gonna do? 706 00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:33,751 -Breathe! -Breathe! 707 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,632 I can breathe! I did it! 708 00:53:43,637 --> 00:53:45,554 [STAMMERS] It was nice seeing you, Nose. 709 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:48,057 I promise l'll call you! 710 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:52,394 Dad, can you believe it? 711 00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:56,232 No, I can't. This is gonna make a great specimen. 712 00:53:57,609 --> 00:54:01,278 I mean us. We're outside. We're okay. 713 00:54:01,446 --> 00:54:04,490 You're right. l didn't explode. 714 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:08,744 Huh. I'm gonna have to rethink my theory of instant exposure. 715 00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:10,829 But what do you have to say about this? 716 00:54:12,165 --> 00:54:13,249 Bad booger. 717 00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:15,000 Hey. 718 00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:19,380 I mean, no more picking and from now on... 719 00:54:19,547 --> 00:54:22,299 -...antiseptic wipes. -Antiseptic wipes. 720 00:54:22,467 --> 00:54:23,509 Good. 721 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,018 TOE: I got ahead of myself again. 722 00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:34,853 But I just remembered... 723 00:54:35,021 --> 00:54:37,982 ...how the rock changed my mom and dad. 724 00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,860 Boy, did it ever. 725 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:50,077 Your parents are coming to the costume party at my dad's house tonight. 726 00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,538 -l know. -You coming too? 727 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,789 No. 728 00:54:54,582 --> 00:54:56,875 -Good. -Bye. 729 00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:58,836 HELVETlCA [OVER PHONE]: Wait! 730 00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:01,255 -Have you told them about me? TOE: What would I tell them? 731 00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:05,050 Mom, Dad, there's a girl at my school who stuffs me in a trash can every day. 732 00:55:05,218 --> 00:55:09,388 -You know, the one who broke my arms. -Heh, that's funny. 733 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:12,558 Don't come over and don't say anything about me. 734 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:16,353 I won't say anything about you. 735 00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:23,193 Oh, you're texting me hugs and kisses. 736 00:55:23,361 --> 00:55:26,405 Why don't you just kiss me? We're in the same room together. 737 00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:29,366 Why are you texting me? What happened to two people talking? 738 00:55:29,534 --> 00:55:33,912 Maybe this doesn't apply to Team B, but Team A lives in a fast-paced, 24/7 world. 739 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,458 These gadgets, made by the company we work for, are to keep us connected. 740 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:41,337 But we're disconnected. Don't you see? 741 00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:44,256 It needs to work better. Or we need to work better. 742 00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:46,342 We don't even know who our son's girlfriend is. 743 00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:47,760 DAD: So we just spy on him. 744 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:50,888 That's a new feature l'm adding: spy on your kids. l'll have an answer. 745 00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:52,931 That's not a relationship. 746 00:55:53,266 --> 00:55:57,186 -You want me to put it away? -No, I didn't say that. 747 00:55:57,604 --> 00:56:01,357 I like my phone, e-mail, text messages, movies, music, ham radio. 748 00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:03,567 It's the world at my fingertips. I just-- 749 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:08,113 It's just l've... 750 00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:09,907 ...got mail. 751 00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:19,291 -Don't open that. -Don't get that. 752 00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:27,132 DAD: I really have to take this. MOM: I really have to get this. 753 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,385 See, you proved my point. 754 00:56:31,304 --> 00:56:33,806 I still think we ought to be closer. 755 00:56:50,990 --> 00:56:52,408 Mom? 756 00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:54,993 -What are you doing? -Um.... 757 00:56:55,161 --> 00:56:56,286 I was just-- 758 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:02,418 I was just looking for my compact. 759 00:57:02,919 --> 00:57:03,961 What do you think? 760 00:57:04,712 --> 00:57:08,424 Miss Communication. Get it? 761 00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:09,675 It fits. 762 00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:13,846 We'll be home after bedtime. Take it easy on your sister. 763 00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:25,941 You look stupid. 764 00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:27,526 So do you. 765 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:31,697 What did l tell you two? That's not how you treat people. 766 00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:35,200 Courtesy, consideration, respect. 767 00:57:36,035 --> 00:57:38,662 You know it. Now do it. 768 00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:40,372 -Yes, Dad. -Yes, Dad. 769 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:43,709 Stop calling me! 770 00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:45,043 I never call you. 771 00:57:45,211 --> 00:57:46,462 Loogie? 772 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:48,630 I figured out where your friends came from. 773 00:57:48,882 --> 00:57:51,800 [OVER PHONE] lt was a rock, a rainbow-colored rock. 774 00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:53,886 You make a wish and then it comes true. 775 00:57:54,053 --> 00:57:56,388 [OVER PHONE] You must have found it. Where is it? 776 00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:01,727 -Mom. LOOGlE: Hello? 777 00:58:03,521 --> 00:58:05,022 I'm not your mom. 778 00:58:05,398 --> 00:58:09,067 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But you growing is not important, okay? 779 00:58:09,235 --> 00:58:11,153 I don't care how big your feet are now. 780 00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:15,616 Remember our honeymoon? 781 00:58:17,702 --> 00:58:19,578 I gotta take this call. 782 00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:23,248 If l can get this guy onboard, I can make all our wishes come true. 783 00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:26,543 -Tulum. -Right. 784 00:58:26,711 --> 00:58:28,253 We could go back there, you know. 785 00:58:28,421 --> 00:58:31,256 There's no phones, no emails, no text messaging, no Black Box. 786 00:58:31,424 --> 00:58:32,883 It's just the two of us. 787 00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:37,262 We did yoga together. We did yoga together. We had bala-- 788 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:41,475 Call dropped. Stupid phone feature. 789 00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:43,685 Meh, he'll call back. 790 00:58:43,853 --> 00:58:46,063 MOM: A little help up here, pal. 791 00:58:53,863 --> 00:58:55,906 I just wish we were closer. 792 00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:57,115 Right. 793 00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:01,662 -Really close. -Mm-hm. 794 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,960 What just happened? 795 00:59:10,713 --> 00:59:12,381 -We can't go in there! -Of course we can't! 796 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:15,092 How is Mr. Black gonna take me seriously wearing your dress? 797 00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:16,843 Someone's coming! 798 00:59:20,765 --> 00:59:22,516 Shh! 799 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:29,481 Helvetica, someone rang the doorbell and ran off. 800 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:31,650 Are you making enemies again? 801 00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:34,319 Well, you see, there's this boy-- 802 00:59:34,487 --> 00:59:37,906 If they come back, let me handle it. Not you. Understood? 803 00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:41,827 -Change us back. -l didn't do this. 804 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:44,746 You said you wanted us to be closer and then, zap, we were. 805 00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:45,998 Now change us back. 806 00:59:46,165 --> 00:59:48,625 I want us to be back the way we were too. 807 00:59:49,502 --> 00:59:52,713 You must have done something wrong. Typical B-Team work. 808 00:59:52,922 --> 00:59:56,008 -Somebody's trying to teach us a lesson. -About what, anatomy? 809 00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:01,722 -That's me. That's my guy. I can't-- -Let it go to voicemail, for crying out loud. 810 01:00:01,889 --> 01:00:03,599 I've been waiting for this call all night. 811 01:00:13,651 --> 01:00:14,693 What you looking for? 812 01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:15,902 Ow! 813 01:00:16,070 --> 01:00:17,696 What did you do that one for? 814 01:00:17,864 --> 01:00:20,657 I warned you to stay away, Toe Thompson! 815 01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:22,701 -My name is Toby! -Helvetica. 816 01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:25,829 Why all the shouting? 817 01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:29,082 Oh. Dad, this is Toe. l mean, Toby. 818 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,543 He was just coming by to bring me my math homework. 819 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:34,379 Please accept my apologies, young man. 820 01:00:34,547 --> 01:00:37,799 My daughter has the habit of bringing unwanted attention upon herself. 821 01:00:37,967 --> 01:00:39,718 -Dad. -Hel. 822 01:00:40,970 --> 01:00:43,930 Take him inside, put some ice on his head. 823 01:00:44,098 --> 01:00:45,807 We'll talk about this later. 824 01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:47,142 Let's go, Hel. 825 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:52,564 Now stay still. 826 01:00:57,403 --> 01:00:58,570 What are you doing here? 827 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:03,408 Came here to get my mom's purse. 828 01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:07,663 -Thanks for the ice. Bye. -Wait. Don't go. 829 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:09,247 Let go of the wishing rock. 830 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:13,251 -Wishing rock? How does it work? -l said fishing rock. 831 01:01:21,594 --> 01:01:23,679 Heh, heh. Two points. 832 01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:27,140 You stupid excuse for a brother. 833 01:01:27,308 --> 01:01:31,937 I wish you were a stupid little dung beetle. 834 01:01:36,776 --> 01:01:37,859 Did you see that? 835 01:01:38,277 --> 01:01:39,319 Wow. 836 01:01:44,450 --> 01:01:47,786 -We have to go get that rock. -And how are we gonna do that? 837 01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:52,791 BLACK: Mr. and Mrs. Thompson, excellent costume. 838 01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:56,294 Pity we aren't giving out prizes. Come in. 839 01:01:59,674 --> 01:02:01,133 BLACK: Wait a minute. 840 01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:06,722 -Aren't you on opposing teams? -Yes. 841 01:02:07,306 --> 01:02:10,642 But l'm still his better half, so.... 842 01:02:10,810 --> 01:02:12,436 "Miscommunication." 843 01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:15,147 Our theme for the night. 844 01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:18,942 If you would please join the others, I'll be addressing everyone shortly. 845 01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:27,451 So far, so good. Nobody's really noticed us. 846 01:02:27,618 --> 01:02:28,660 Just don't trip. 847 01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:33,999 I'm gonna change you back. 848 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:38,378 Just stay here so you don't get squished and quit your whining. 849 01:02:39,046 --> 01:02:40,964 Give me my rock back. 850 01:02:41,132 --> 01:02:43,008 HELVETlCA: My brother's a bug. 851 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:44,468 So, what's new? 852 01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:47,679 The rock's out there somewhere. 853 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:51,016 Stay here while l go get it. 854 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:56,313 Nope. We go together. Like Siamese twins. 855 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:58,190 I'll need everyone's attention. 856 01:02:58,399 --> 01:03:03,695 The fate of Version X of the Black Box lies in the hands of two teams. 857 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:07,032 I made a promise to myself and more importantly the world... 858 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,868 ...that l would never release an upgrade... 859 01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:13,163 ...that didn't meet our highest standards of wow. 860 01:03:14,123 --> 01:03:17,959 The winning team will be showered with accolades... 861 01:03:18,127 --> 01:03:21,379 ...and the losers get a one-way ticket to Canned City. 862 01:03:21,547 --> 01:03:23,590 -l'll need the representatives... -That's us. 863 01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:26,510 ...from Team A and Team B to step up here now. 864 01:03:30,723 --> 01:03:32,808 Can you stand a little further apart? 865 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:36,770 We can't very well fire just one of you if you're standing together as one. 866 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:57,457 Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, eh? 867 01:03:59,043 --> 01:04:02,504 Now that's the honest go-for-the-throat spirit l'm talking about. 868 01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:15,225 I wish each and every one of you had that same go-for-the-throat spirit. 869 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,402 What are you doing? 870 01:04:27,947 --> 01:04:29,447 What's happening? 871 01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:33,034 Have you all gone mad? 872 01:04:46,632 --> 01:04:49,467 -Aah! My back is going out. MOM: No, your back is not going out. 873 01:04:56,684 --> 01:04:59,269 Thompson! Do you know what's happening? 874 01:04:59,937 --> 01:05:03,356 I believe Team A has discovered the solution to the upgrade problem. 875 01:05:03,524 --> 01:05:05,942 That's the solution to our little problem, remember? 876 01:05:07,361 --> 01:05:08,820 We've got the rock now, Dad. 877 01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:11,281 We can have anything we want. 878 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:12,616 Just wish for it. 879 01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:14,826 This is all your doing, isn't it, young lady? 880 01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:16,328 No, Dad, just listen. 881 01:05:16,495 --> 01:05:21,499 We're here to talk about a box! A Black Box, not a round colorful rock. 882 01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:24,002 This box needs to be able to do everything. 883 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:26,087 That's what this does. 884 01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:29,174 That's the last straw. Helvetica, go to your room, don't ever come out! 885 01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:33,762 No! I wish you would just listen to me for a change. 886 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:43,688 I wish these casts were off. 887 01:05:45,524 --> 01:05:47,525 Not his, just mine. 888 01:05:49,987 --> 01:05:51,029 Shh! 889 01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:54,699 I wish for a rocket bike. 890 01:05:58,287 --> 01:06:00,538 I know what it's like to feel that no one's listening. 891 01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:02,040 That no one's your friend. 892 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:05,085 But Helvetica... 893 01:06:05,252 --> 01:06:07,045 ...l'm your friend. 894 01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:09,547 I don't need friends. 895 01:06:13,135 --> 01:06:15,178 See you, stooges. 896 01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:34,489 We're not riding that. 897 01:06:41,914 --> 01:06:44,833 MOM: See? Teamwork. Togetherness. 898 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,209 We're connecting. 899 01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:01,516 Would you look at that? 900 01:07:07,148 --> 01:07:09,441 -Turn left. -My left or your left? 901 01:07:09,608 --> 01:07:11,443 MOM: It's the same thing, isn't it? 902 01:07:20,953 --> 01:07:24,289 MOM: We are so not connected. 903 01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:57,405 I wish you were all back to normal! 904 01:08:09,376 --> 01:08:11,377 Well, obviously someone spiked the Kool-Aid. 905 01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:14,756 You'll remember none of this in the morning. 906 01:08:19,386 --> 01:08:22,180 Give me that rock back. 907 01:08:23,307 --> 01:08:28,353 Or I'll break every other bone in your body. 908 01:08:29,188 --> 01:08:30,814 You wish. 909 01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:44,035 Where is that funny little stone of yours? 910 01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:46,704 That idiot threw it... 911 01:08:46,872 --> 01:08:49,916 ...clear over there somewhere. 912 01:08:50,876 --> 01:08:52,460 Did he? 913 01:08:59,802 --> 01:09:03,304 Guess we're back to our old separate selves. 914 01:09:03,472 --> 01:09:04,764 We don't have to be. 915 01:09:04,932 --> 01:09:07,934 -That rock could have gotten one of us-- -We don't need the rock. 916 01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:11,104 We just have to go to Mr. Black and tell him no competing teams. 917 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:14,232 We are not gonna work against each other anymore. 918 01:09:16,610 --> 01:09:19,737 Two heads are better than one. 919 01:09:19,905 --> 01:09:21,531 Strike a balance? 920 01:09:22,616 --> 01:09:24,159 Connected? 921 01:09:25,202 --> 01:09:26,578 Completely. 922 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:30,206 [IN UNlSON] Don't get that. 923 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:33,668 [IN UNlSON] I won't. 924 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:42,302 TOE: All right, you get the idea. 925 01:09:42,469 --> 01:09:45,430 They learned their lesson and decided that from now on... 926 01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:48,433 ...they would truly stand together. 927 01:09:49,643 --> 01:09:52,604 They were gonna need it where they were headed. 928 01:09:53,731 --> 01:09:55,190 We all were. 929 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:03,948 -Breathe! -Breathe! 930 01:10:10,122 --> 01:10:11,623 It was nice seeing you, Nose. 931 01:10:11,790 --> 01:10:14,459 I promise l'll call you! 932 01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:18,254 TOE: Can't believe we got the rock. -l know. What should we wish for first? 933 01:10:18,422 --> 01:10:20,548 First l wish these casts were off. 934 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,802 The rock's potential is bigger than us. 935 01:10:24,970 --> 01:10:27,555 We gotta be careful and start by-- Aah! 936 01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:32,101 Handing it over to me. 937 01:10:32,269 --> 01:10:36,522 Cole. I think we're gonna need another trash can. 938 01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:38,233 It must be Christmas. 939 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:42,654 -Hey, she has a rock just like ours. -That is ours, you dummy. 940 01:10:43,864 --> 01:10:45,657 -Hey, guys. HELVETlCA: Look who it is. 941 01:10:45,824 --> 01:10:48,993 Everybody's favorite booger-eating germophobe. 942 01:10:49,161 --> 01:10:51,329 What are you doing outside, bubble boy? 943 01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:54,415 Yeah. What did you wish for, guts? 944 01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:57,502 No. He came out on his own. 945 01:10:57,670 --> 01:11:00,463 He didn't need the rock. Ew. 946 01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:04,092 That's right, l'm not afraid of anything anymore. 947 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:05,843 Not even you, typeface. 948 01:11:21,151 --> 01:11:23,027 Put the rock on the ground and step away. 949 01:11:23,195 --> 01:11:25,363 Dad, what are you doing? 950 01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:28,366 -Grab the rock and make a wish. BLACK: It's all for the best, Helvetica. 951 01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:31,619 Uh-uh. My wishes keep backfiring. You do it. 952 01:11:33,205 --> 01:11:35,123 Get it! Helvetica! Do whatever it takes! 953 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:38,543 -l thought you told me not to be a bully. -lt's not bullying if you win. 954 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:40,461 Oh, l hate being told what to do. 955 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:42,839 Should we follow them, sir? 956 01:11:43,007 --> 01:11:44,299 I know where they're going. 957 01:11:44,466 --> 01:11:45,883 NOSE: I wish-- I wish-- 958 01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,886 I wish I could fly! 959 01:11:54,226 --> 01:11:57,353 -l got it. -Where could he be? 960 01:11:57,521 --> 01:12:01,566 He'll be fine. l'm sure he's just out playing with his new friends. 961 01:12:06,655 --> 01:12:08,906 LASER: You'll never get it. LOOGlE: lt's my rock. 962 01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:11,701 LASER: No, it's not. LUG: Give it to me. 963 01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:13,494 LASER: I wish for really long arms. 964 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,251 I wish to disappear. 965 01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:21,586 She's invisible. 966 01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:27,091 TOE: Get it. Run. Hurry up. 967 01:12:35,851 --> 01:12:38,770 Reverse invisibility and arms back to normal. 968 01:12:42,775 --> 01:12:46,819 You know, I always did like you, Laser. 969 01:12:46,987 --> 01:12:48,029 Really? 970 01:12:49,406 --> 01:12:50,448 Liked. 971 01:12:52,117 --> 01:12:53,451 Curbside delivery. 972 01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:55,328 Uh, gather round. 973 01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:56,788 You'll wanna hear this. 974 01:12:57,623 --> 01:12:58,915 You're all fired. 975 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:02,126 This small stone is the ultimate Black Box... 976 01:13:02,294 --> 01:13:04,587 ...the only upgrade we'll ever need. 977 01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:06,297 Wait. Why even bother? 978 01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:08,466 I could just forget about the business altogether... 979 01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:11,886 ...and simply wish for a giant pile of money. 980 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:23,648 You see, black becomes colorful... 981 01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:28,236 ...square becomes round and you become obsolete! 982 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:31,948 I've got all l need right here. 983 01:13:32,116 --> 01:13:33,157 But what about me, Dad? 984 01:13:33,867 --> 01:13:38,663 Oh. Well, you, okay. You can come too. And you too, Cole. 985 01:13:42,543 --> 01:13:46,087 Come on, Dad. You must be joking. 986 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:50,633 My girl, I wish l were. 987 01:14:02,938 --> 01:14:06,566 Wish me down. I'm rehiring you at double your salary. 988 01:14:06,733 --> 01:14:10,361 I don't need your money, Mr. Black. I've got the rock. 989 01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:14,615 The adults are gonna wreck this place for sure. We gotta stop them. 990 01:14:14,783 --> 01:14:16,367 -Right. -Right. 991 01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:18,369 Stay back! Stay back! 992 01:14:20,038 --> 01:14:23,374 I wish I were-- 993 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:25,710 An Oscar Mayer wiener! 994 01:14:35,053 --> 01:14:38,222 You! l'll give you $1 0 if you help me down. 995 01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:39,891 -All right. BLACK: Gingerly. 996 01:14:46,523 --> 01:14:47,690 John? 997 01:14:49,359 --> 01:14:52,236 Hey. You got your wish. 998 01:14:52,404 --> 01:14:54,155 I'm all grown-up. 999 01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:05,666 Well, hello, l'm Loogie. 1000 01:15:05,834 --> 01:15:07,210 Also known as: 1001 01:15:11,131 --> 01:15:12,673 Enough. 1002 01:15:17,137 --> 01:15:22,058 I wish that l were the most powerful thing... 1003 01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:24,810 ...in the entire world. 1004 01:15:57,052 --> 01:16:00,304 We have to take turns using the rock to stop him. 1005 01:16:00,472 --> 01:16:04,392 -Cole, he's our dad, so you and me first. -What? 1006 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,311 HELVETlCA: He needs our help. He's become drunk with power. 1007 01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:12,650 I wish I were a giant wasp. 1008 01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:15,194 Male stuffing! 1009 01:16:21,535 --> 01:16:24,328 I wish I was a giant.... 1010 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:30,751 HELVETlCA: Stuff, stuff, stuff. 1011 01:16:32,671 --> 01:16:37,925 Missed me. Missed me. I'll teach you to listen to your Helvetica. 1012 01:16:38,885 --> 01:16:40,428 Dung beetle? 1013 01:16:42,097 --> 01:16:44,348 All right, Dad, here I come. 1014 01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:49,937 BLACK: How dare you attack your father? 1015 01:16:53,191 --> 01:16:54,275 You blinked! 1016 01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:57,945 Thirty-five hours, 1 5 minutes and 20 seconds... 1017 01:16:58,113 --> 01:16:59,530 ...and you blinked! 1018 01:16:59,698 --> 01:17:03,284 You lose, loser. 1019 01:17:06,872 --> 01:17:10,124 We need backup. I wish for my alien friends. 1020 01:17:22,262 --> 01:17:24,722 I wish for my crocodile army. 1021 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:33,064 Bill. There's a baby out there. 1022 01:17:51,416 --> 01:17:52,917 BABY: Stop. 1023 01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:03,386 -You've made the rock angry. -What? 1024 01:18:03,553 --> 01:18:08,265 BABY: It has given life to your petty desires, but you continue to break its laws. 1025 01:18:08,433 --> 01:18:10,267 Why are we listening to a baby? 1026 01:18:12,562 --> 01:18:15,731 BABY: In your greedy hands, it could mean the end of the world... 1027 01:18:15,899 --> 01:18:18,067 ...even the end of the universe. 1028 01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:21,112 -What's wrong? BABY: The rock grows weary. 1029 01:18:21,279 --> 01:18:25,116 It cannot sustain this strain on its powers. 1030 01:18:38,296 --> 01:18:42,299 We have to get rid of the rock or it will destroy us all. 1031 01:18:42,467 --> 01:18:43,968 -How? -l've got it. 1032 01:18:44,136 --> 01:18:46,971 It's something l've been working on for the latest upgrade... 1033 01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:49,765 -...to extend Black Box battery life. -Really? 1034 01:18:49,933 --> 01:18:51,308 It's germs. 1035 01:18:51,476 --> 01:18:52,476 ALL: Germs? 1036 01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:54,687 Dip your hands in. 1037 01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:57,606 LASER: Oh, my gosh. WOMAN: Ugh, it's warm. 1038 01:18:57,774 --> 01:19:01,986 It collects and magnifies the energy from the mitochondria in every cell in your body. 1039 01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:03,988 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1040 01:19:04,156 --> 01:19:05,156 Hold hands. 1041 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:06,782 ALL: Ew! 1042 01:19:07,617 --> 01:19:10,077 NOSEWORTHY: Our combined energy will get rid of the rock... 1043 01:19:10,245 --> 01:19:12,913 ...but we must stand together, as one. 1044 01:19:13,081 --> 01:19:15,833 BABY: We know we have disrespected you. 1045 01:19:16,001 --> 01:19:20,171 Leave us now and we shall pick up the pieces, learning from our mistakes. 1046 01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:12,139 BABY: I need a new diaper. 1047 01:20:14,559 --> 01:20:16,227 Over there. 1048 01:20:16,394 --> 01:20:18,395 The rainbow's end. 1049 01:20:18,563 --> 01:20:21,232 Not the end. The beginning. 1050 01:20:21,399 --> 01:20:23,484 For someone else to find. 1051 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:25,653 Hopefully they'll use it wiser than we did. 1052 01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:43,921 Mr. Black, we just wanna say both Team A and Team B will help rebuild. 1053 01:20:44,089 --> 01:20:45,881 MOM: But not as separate entities. 1054 01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:48,717 The power is in all of us. 1055 01:20:48,885 --> 01:20:52,263 And if we work together, we can move mountains. 1056 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:54,890 Or really big rocks. 1057 01:20:55,058 --> 01:20:56,600 Agreed. 1058 01:20:59,813 --> 01:21:02,189 Sweet muscles. 1059 01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:17,913 That's not what l had in mind. 1060 01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:26,964 Is this your special friend? 1061 01:21:27,132 --> 01:21:28,799 I'm Helvetica. 1062 01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:30,968 Nice to meet you. 1063 01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:37,933 So we're friends. 1064 01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:41,645 Let's settle for no longer enemies. 1065 01:21:45,984 --> 01:21:48,527 TOE: So that's pretty much how that week went. 1066 01:21:48,695 --> 01:21:51,155 l made some new friends. 1067 01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:54,783 Loogie and his brothers got the adventure of their young lives. 1068 01:21:56,077 --> 01:21:58,954 And my parents finally came together. 1069 01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:01,832 For the first time, really. 1070 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:04,793 Or at least that's how they put it. 1071 01:22:08,548 --> 01:22:11,926 Nose and his dad teamed up and continued working on experiments... 1072 01:22:12,093 --> 01:22:13,510 ...on personal hygiene. 1073 01:22:13,678 --> 01:22:14,845 Which l'm indebted to you for. 1074 01:22:15,013 --> 01:22:19,600 TOE: My dad didn't make partner, but he and Mr. Black became friends. 1075 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:22,811 Not best friends, but good friends. 1076 01:22:22,979 --> 01:22:25,314 Seeing as how they might get to be family someday. 1077 01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:27,232 HELVETlCA: Um, I didn't agree to that. 1078 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:30,027 TOE: Oh, you will. Just wait. 1079 01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:32,655 The Black Box was never perfected. 1080 01:22:32,822 --> 01:22:36,700 ln fact, Mr. Black initiated a top-to-bottom redesign. 1081 01:22:36,868 --> 01:22:39,703 He thought he should do something to change the world for the better... 1082 01:22:39,871 --> 01:22:42,581 ...so he went green. 1083 01:22:42,749 --> 01:22:45,834 But it could never do what the Rainbow Rock could do. 1084 01:22:46,002 --> 01:22:49,964 And even if it could, would we really want it? 1085 01:22:50,131 --> 01:22:53,008 Sometimes wishing does make it so. 1086 01:22:53,176 --> 01:22:58,055 But be sure you're wishing for something worth wishing for. 1087 01:23:01,434 --> 01:23:03,727 TOE: I wish we were in a Hollywood movie. 1088 01:23:03,895 --> 01:23:06,897 HELVETlCA: Yeah. Like that's gonna happen. 1089 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:13,756 I wish I had telekinesis! 1090 01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:50,430 BENNETT: Hey, this song that's playing right now is something I wrote. 1091 01:27:50,598 --> 01:27:52,641 I got my wish.