1 00:00:09,928 --> 00:00:13,393 SHARKNADO EPISODE IV THE FOURTH AWAKENS 2 00:00:13,493 --> 00:00:16,161 It has been five years since the last Sharknado. 3 00:00:16,261 --> 00:00:19,301 Tech company Astro-X has used their revolutionary energy system... 4 00:00:19,401 --> 00:00:22,413 to stabilize the atmosphere and prevent the formations of all tornadoes, 5 00:00:22,513 --> 00:00:24,899 using cheap, clean reactors dubbed Astro-Pods. 6 00:00:24,999 --> 00:00:28,712 The world has been peaceful and prosperous thanks to Astro-X's visionary founder... 7 00:00:28,812 --> 00:00:32,710 Aston Reynolds, but now the future is about to be threatened once again... 8 00:00:44,142 --> 00:00:47,796 We created faster, smarter space transportation. 9 00:00:49,084 --> 00:00:53,201 We brought Colonel Gilbert Grayson Shepard back from the moon. 10 00:00:53,451 --> 00:00:55,487 We prevented the formation of sharknadoes 11 00:00:55,587 --> 00:00:58,690 with our revolutionary weather stabilization system, 12 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:02,927 and we made the world a cleaner, safer place for our nation's children. 13 00:01:03,027 --> 00:01:04,963 What will Astro-X do next? 14 00:01:05,063 --> 00:01:09,868 Hi. I'm Aston Reynolds, and I have totally eradicated the sharknado threat, 15 00:01:09,968 --> 00:01:12,828 so join me at the grand opening of Shark World, 16 00:01:12,928 --> 00:01:16,291 our themed hotel in Las Vegas. What does that equal? 17 00:01:16,391 --> 00:01:18,893 360, 24/7 fun. 18 00:01:19,043 --> 00:01:22,013 Slots, sharks. What? 19 00:01:22,113 --> 00:01:23,982 Bring the family, and I guarantee you... 20 00:01:24,082 --> 00:01:28,600 - Sweetheart, what are you drawing? - It's Mommy! 21 00:01:29,721 --> 00:01:32,207 Why don't you go out and get your daddy and tell him to come in. 22 00:01:32,307 --> 00:01:34,090 Okay. 23 00:01:40,715 --> 00:01:43,431 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 24 00:01:44,685 --> 00:01:47,922 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! Cousin Gemi's coming over to pick you up. 25 00:01:48,022 --> 00:01:50,459 - Go inside, and get ready. - Okay, come here, man. 26 00:01:50,559 --> 00:01:53,515 What's happening, my little Gila monster? (LAUGHING) 27 00:01:53,615 --> 00:01:55,863 Let's go. 28 00:02:06,874 --> 00:02:09,707 Come on, Gil. Say goodbye to your cousin Gemini. We gotta go. 29 00:02:09,807 --> 00:02:13,481 - What if a storm comes? - You don't worry about that. 30 00:02:13,581 --> 00:02:16,217 You're a Shepard, and I love you. 31 00:02:16,817 --> 00:02:19,568 Come here, you. I love you. 32 00:02:20,421 --> 00:02:23,025 - Take care of Grandma, okay? - Okay. 33 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:25,226 - Okay. - Love you, Ma. 34 00:02:25,326 --> 00:02:30,650 - Bye. Have fun. - Mom, I promise. I may get a little crazy. 35 00:02:31,966 --> 00:02:33,175 Bye. 36 00:02:34,752 --> 00:02:36,202 Don't go to prison! 37 00:02:59,327 --> 00:03:01,730 Over here! Over here! Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Reynolds. 38 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:04,649 Mr. Reynolds, what inspired you to create a hotel full of sharks? 39 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:08,186 I wanted to create the greatest hotel in the world, and with this hotel, 40 00:03:08,286 --> 00:03:11,856 I give it to 'em, and I achieved it with clean energy. 41 00:03:11,956 --> 00:03:14,839 Oh, my God. I love you, Aston. 42 00:03:17,095 --> 00:03:19,514 So you're here for the Shark World opening, I take it. 43 00:03:19,614 --> 00:03:23,685 No, we're here for a family reunion at the Stratosphere. My son's on military leave. 44 00:03:23,785 --> 00:03:26,471 Military leave. That's nice. Must be proud. Drop, and give me 40! 45 00:03:26,571 --> 00:03:29,657 - Keep your eyes on the road! - It's not my first rodeo. I got this. 46 00:03:29,757 --> 00:03:32,894 Be careful in this town, by the way. This is a nutty place. You might get in trouble. 47 00:03:32,994 --> 00:03:34,662 Oh, no. We'll take care of it. We're fine. 48 00:03:34,762 --> 00:03:37,132 We're just here for a little family fun and relaxation. 49 00:03:37,232 --> 00:03:40,235 Yeah, Vegas is a great place to relax. Drinking, gambling, smoking, prostitution. 50 00:03:40,335 --> 00:03:43,952 - Bring the kids. That's what I say. - What are you doing? 51 00:03:45,006 --> 00:03:47,555 That was Kansas, and this is Vegas. 52 00:03:48,343 --> 00:03:50,959 You got a problem with the way I look? 53 00:04:03,391 --> 00:04:05,406 We're here. 54 00:04:06,094 --> 00:04:10,531 Hey, if you like those jokes, I got more. Look, it's nice being your Uber driver. 55 00:04:12,055 --> 00:04:14,816 If you need me, I'm in town. Give me a buzz. 56 00:04:18,572 --> 00:04:19,841 - Fin Shepard? - How you doing? 57 00:04:19,941 --> 00:04:22,010 How'd you like to be a guest host at Chippendale's? 58 00:04:22,110 --> 00:04:24,012 Yeah, maybe in another lifetime. 59 00:04:24,112 --> 00:04:26,875 You're welcome anytime, though, sweetheart. 60 00:04:34,522 --> 00:04:37,942 Come here. Throw the dice. Blow. 61 00:04:38,042 --> 00:04:40,144 Girls, girls, girls, give me luck. 62 00:04:40,244 --> 00:04:41,980 Yeah! There we go. 63 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:45,116 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go 64 00:04:45,216 --> 00:04:49,021 Run away from the sharknado It's your greatest... 65 00:04:49,121 --> 00:04:51,489 You know, I'm not much of a gambler. 66 00:04:51,589 --> 00:04:53,892 I think after this thing, I'm just gonna head back to the room. 67 00:04:53,992 --> 00:04:57,395 No, no, no. I promised Raye Raye we're gonna have some good family fun. 68 00:04:57,495 --> 00:05:00,698 - Oh, yeah? In Vegas? - In Vegas. 69 00:05:01,198 --> 00:05:03,281 We'll see. 70 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:07,652 Who's that guy? 71 00:05:12,743 --> 00:05:15,113 Looks fun. I'll jump if you jump. 72 00:05:15,213 --> 00:05:18,400 It's not happening. Prefer to keep my feet on the ground. 73 00:05:27,157 --> 00:05:29,761 There are a lot of single ladies out here tonight. 74 00:05:29,861 --> 00:05:34,312 - Looks like it. - Try to keep yourself out of trouble. 75 00:05:41,372 --> 00:05:43,057 What's the matter? 76 00:05:43,157 --> 00:05:46,194 Do I need to protect you from a little thunder and lightning? 77 00:05:46,294 --> 00:05:48,379 I can see where Li'l Gil gets it from. 78 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:50,683 It's not that. 79 00:05:52,733 --> 00:05:54,366 - Matt. - Dad! 80 00:05:54,466 --> 00:05:56,738 - Matt, where are you? - In a plane! 81 00:05:56,838 --> 00:05:59,607 What do you mean you're up in a plane? You're supposed to meet me here at the pool. 82 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,922 We're over Vegas. 83 00:06:03,427 --> 00:06:05,943 We'll meet you poolside. 84 00:06:13,037 --> 00:06:16,341 Ground control, I have eyes on what looks like a sandstorm. 85 00:06:16,441 --> 00:06:18,509 Should I change directions or head back to base? 86 00:06:18,609 --> 00:06:21,980 - Proceed with your flight plan. - Is that a sandstorm? 87 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:26,484 I know what you're thinking, but we haven't had a sharknado in five years. 88 00:06:27,084 --> 00:06:30,755 - That's what worries me. - We're right by three Astro-X pods. 89 00:06:30,855 --> 00:06:32,891 They'll take it down if it grows into something bigger. 90 00:06:32,991 --> 00:06:36,227 Sandstorm is approaching AstroPod 49A. Copy? 91 00:06:36,327 --> 00:06:38,763 - Roger that. - Do you have the coordinates? 92 00:06:38,863 --> 00:06:41,480 Zero vector Charlie. 93 00:06:43,868 --> 00:06:48,730 We have visual. Locking in coordinates right now. 94 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:52,507 Son, are you prepared to take the plunge and jump? 95 00:06:54,011 --> 00:06:55,346 Yes. 96 00:06:55,446 --> 00:06:59,017 Gabrielle, do you accept Matt to be your lawfully wedded husband? 97 00:06:59,117 --> 00:07:00,018 I do. 98 00:07:00,118 --> 00:07:03,941 Matt, do you take Gabrielle to be your lawfully wedded wife? 99 00:07:04,421 --> 00:07:05,690 I do. 100 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:10,642 I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. 101 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:20,184 - What the hell is that? - Do you still have eyes on the storm? 102 00:07:20,571 --> 00:07:22,073 The pulse didn't work! 103 00:07:22,173 --> 00:07:25,676 The thing is still moving, and it's headed straight towards Vegas! 104 00:07:25,776 --> 00:07:29,447 - They're not decreasing. - Yes, sir. We've increased the pulse by 30%, 105 00:07:29,547 --> 00:07:33,664 and I can confirm that all AstroPods are fully functional within a 200-mile radius. 106 00:07:33,764 --> 00:07:38,322 - But the storm isn't responding! - No. I don't know why it's not responding. 107 00:07:38,422 --> 00:07:41,559 Some days, I wish my job was just drinking wine all day. 108 00:07:41,659 --> 00:07:43,327 We've gotta get you over to the press room. 109 00:07:43,627 --> 00:07:45,464 - Sir. - Not now, number eight. 110 00:07:45,564 --> 00:07:50,668 Sir, on instruction, it's a code 9-dash-5-9-B level emergency. 111 00:07:50,768 --> 00:07:52,770 How bad is it? 112 00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:57,221 - Do not open the hotel until I give word. - I'm on it. I'm gone with the wind. 113 00:07:57,541 --> 00:08:00,678 - Go! Go! Go! - Ladies first. 114 00:08:06,349 --> 00:08:08,719 You've gotta be kidding me. 115 00:08:09,605 --> 00:08:11,069 Oh, no! 116 00:08:12,823 --> 00:08:15,840 - Matt! - Gabby! 117 00:08:17,511 --> 00:08:19,360 Matt! 118 00:08:20,398 --> 00:08:22,113 Matt! 119 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:24,693 Gabby! 120 00:08:25,769 --> 00:08:27,585 Matt! 121 00:08:28,472 --> 00:08:31,342 - Dad! - Matt! 122 00:08:34,178 --> 00:08:35,569 - Come on. - Where are we going? 123 00:08:35,669 --> 00:08:37,562 To get 'em! 124 00:08:41,102 --> 00:08:44,923 Breaking news just into our newsroom. There are reports of a tornado near Las Vegas. 125 00:08:45,023 --> 00:08:47,926 Already reports of damage, and residents and tourists 126 00:08:48,026 --> 00:08:50,828 are urged at this time to get inside. Now, Emergency crews... 127 00:08:51,328 --> 00:08:53,698 What channel is NBC, Jamie? 128 00:08:54,989 --> 00:08:56,731 Show me NBC. 129 00:08:56,831 --> 00:08:59,954 We will keep our viewers up to date as more details emerge. 130 00:09:00,054 --> 00:09:01,856 - How did you do that? - Voice remote. 131 00:09:02,056 --> 00:09:03,891 We just had Xfinity X1 installed. 132 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:08,479 What everyone must be wondering is why these storms are happening now. 133 00:09:08,579 --> 00:09:12,717 Billionaire Aston Reynolds created a successful pulse technology 134 00:09:12,817 --> 00:09:16,521 to stop the formation of sharknadoes before they became a threat. 135 00:09:16,621 --> 00:09:18,890 Apparently it's now faltered. 136 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:21,205 Oh, my God. 137 00:09:53,185 --> 00:09:55,073 Jackpot! 138 00:09:57,828 --> 00:09:59,877 Come on. 139 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,437 Jackpot! 140 00:10:14,445 --> 00:10:17,061 Come on, Norm. We gotta go. 141 00:10:21,319 --> 00:10:23,567 - Help! - Let me off! 142 00:10:24,221 --> 00:10:27,539 All right, I'm gonna get Matt. Help those people over there. 143 00:10:30,361 --> 00:10:32,658 Go, go, go! 144 00:10:43,274 --> 00:10:46,844 Go, go, go! Come on! Get out! 145 00:10:47,462 --> 00:10:50,448 Get out! Out! Come on! Out! 146 00:10:50,948 --> 00:10:54,065 Out! Get out! Go, go, go! 147 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:00,291 Gabby! Try to land down there! 148 00:11:01,759 --> 00:11:04,528 Dad! Grab Gaby! 149 00:11:06,134 --> 00:11:09,347 - Grab my wife! - Wife? 150 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:20,541 Hang on! I'm coming for you! 151 00:11:29,352 --> 00:11:31,388 Hold on! 152 00:11:32,856 --> 00:11:35,239 I can't hold on! 153 00:11:37,495 --> 00:11:42,346 - There are sharks below! - Come towards me! We'll get in the car! 154 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:47,185 I can do this. I can do this. 155 00:11:58,949 --> 00:12:02,419 You're gonna have to climb up! Climb up me! 156 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:05,222 Pull! 157 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:08,572 Reach! 158 00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:12,077 We'll be safer in the car! 159 00:12:24,909 --> 00:12:27,433 Fin Shepard. Welcome to the family. 160 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:36,087 - Fin! The car isn't steady! - You need to get out of here! 161 00:12:36,187 --> 00:12:40,938 We can take care of ourselves! You're not safe here! Go! 162 00:12:46,597 --> 00:12:50,182 - We need to get out of this car. - Why? 163 00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:53,768 Strap in. 164 00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,094 - What are you doing? - I'm surfing. 165 00:13:17,194 --> 00:13:20,277 - You're crazy! - It's what I do best. 166 00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:29,654 We're gonna head towards that! Open your door! 167 00:13:34,478 --> 00:13:36,661 Hold on! 168 00:13:54,998 --> 00:13:58,249 All right. Let's go find Matt and Gemini. 169 00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,846 Gabrielle, jump in the back. 170 00:14:10,214 --> 00:14:12,963 Fin! Thank God you're alive! 171 00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:18,540 - How'd you get down? - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 172 00:14:29,366 --> 00:14:31,070 Elvis! 173 00:14:32,369 --> 00:14:34,741 Hail to the king. 174 00:14:35,289 --> 00:14:37,822 I found Matt. He's a mile down the Strip. 175 00:14:37,922 --> 00:14:39,828 Flood! 176 00:14:44,581 --> 00:14:45,916 I don't see Matt anywhere! 177 00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:49,620 The G.P.S. says he's on top of the Empire State Building. We have to get to him. 178 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:53,567 - How are we gonna drive through the flood? - We're not. 179 00:14:59,129 --> 00:15:01,699 The devastation of the Las Vegas sharknado, 180 00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:05,069 which curiously this time is sand-based, is immense. 181 00:15:05,169 --> 00:15:07,171 Many iconic hotels have been destroyed, 182 00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:09,640 as well as the famous "Welcome to Las Vegas" sign 183 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:11,909 that has greeted visitors from around the world. 184 00:15:12,009 --> 00:15:14,814 Oh, Aston, what have you done? 185 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,221 I see the hotel! 186 00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:29,569 We've got incoming! Gabrielle, take the wheel. Stay the course. 187 00:15:29,669 --> 00:15:32,065 Let's find some weapons. 188 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:38,135 Savanna, I told you to lay off the buffets. 189 00:15:38,235 --> 00:15:40,765 - Daddy, now's not the time! - Where's your brother? 190 00:15:40,865 --> 00:15:43,240 - Daddy! - Grayson! Get over here! 191 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:45,545 - Hold on! Hold on! - Hold on! 192 00:15:47,211 --> 00:15:49,049 Daddy! 193 00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:55,318 Hey, bud, you know how to raise a sail? 194 00:15:55,718 --> 00:16:00,173 - Of course not! - Grab your friends, and figure it out. 195 00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:10,968 Hey, grab this line! Pull as hard as you can! 196 00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:13,492 Don't stop pulling! 197 00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:18,409 Pull it, you baby! You're hoisting like my sister! 198 00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:22,379 Sorry! I've never raised the sails on a pirate ship before! 199 00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:25,251 I'm an accountant, all right? 200 00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:29,175 Sharks! There's sharks coming! 201 00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:40,715 - Grab that sword! - What am I supposed to do with this? 202 00:16:40,815 --> 00:16:42,417 Fight for your life! 203 00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:48,090 - Oh! You see that? - Yeah, great, kid! Don't get cocky! 204 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:54,314 - Fin, get up here! I need you! - I'm on my way! 205 00:17:00,968 --> 00:17:04,574 - Storm's getting close to Matt. - Matt! 206 00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:11,679 - I'm coming for you, baby! - I gotta stop it! I need explosives! 207 00:17:11,779 --> 00:17:15,151 - I saw fireworks down below! - Go get 'em! 208 00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:27,664 Ready. Aim. Fire! 209 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:36,440 Matt! 210 00:17:44,812 --> 00:17:48,849 - Permission to come aboard, sir. - Permission granted. 211 00:17:48,949 --> 00:17:50,339 Come here. 212 00:17:54,654 --> 00:17:56,894 You still haven't kissed the bride yet. 213 00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:06,672 Sharkberg right ahead! 214 00:18:14,808 --> 00:18:17,614 We're sinking! Run to the mast! 215 00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:25,655 Hang on, guys. 216 00:18:27,221 --> 00:18:31,627 - It looks like it's leaving Las Vegas. - It's heading into the desert. 217 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:36,597 - We're all gonna die! - I need a weapon. 218 00:18:36,697 --> 00:18:38,801 - There! - Yeah. 219 00:18:47,874 --> 00:18:49,610 Viva Las Vegas. 220 00:19:56,823 --> 00:20:01,028 And so Sin City digs out after an almost biblical scouring 221 00:20:01,128 --> 00:20:03,897 by sand and water and sharks. 222 00:20:03,997 --> 00:20:07,901 After five years without a sharknado attack, they're back. 223 00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:10,273 Are the tarps holding up? 224 00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:13,373 Okay. Well, we're headed home. 225 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:17,443 If it gets too difficult, stay in the storm shelter. You're well protected there. 226 00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:20,547 There's plenty of food and water. It should last you until at least we get home. 227 00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:23,141 Sweetheart, please come home in one piece. 228 00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:25,710 - Tell Gilly I love him. - I will. 229 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:28,947 I'm a big bad shark, fish. I'm gonna eat you all up. 230 00:20:29,047 --> 00:20:30,644 - See him soon. - I love you. 231 00:20:30,744 --> 00:20:32,851 - Bye, Mom. - But the looming question, 232 00:20:32,951 --> 00:20:37,923 what happened to Astro-X's vaunted atmosphere stabilization system 233 00:20:38,023 --> 00:20:42,394 and the billion-dollar AstroPod locations created to prevent them? 234 00:20:42,494 --> 00:20:46,330 Is this the end of the public's love affair with Astro-X? 235 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:49,401 San Francisco's calling, and they want to know if they should just cancel 236 00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:51,369 your media conference you had scheduled for today. 237 00:20:51,469 --> 00:20:55,473 Cancel it. I gotta stay here. Also contact Colonel Shepard. 238 00:20:55,573 --> 00:20:59,044 I gotta accelerate the timeline for his Mech program. 239 00:20:59,144 --> 00:21:01,680 Something tells me we're gonna need that before the day is through. 240 00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:03,430 All right. Got it. 241 00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:16,161 Talk to me, Colonel. I need to hear if the mic is working. 242 00:21:16,261 --> 00:21:20,165 Say something, like that speech you gave to the fifth graders yesterday. 243 00:21:20,265 --> 00:21:22,067 Okay. 244 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:28,023 There I was, alone, stranded, abandoned by everyone and everything. 245 00:21:28,123 --> 00:21:30,308 Was I scared? No. 246 00:21:30,408 --> 00:21:33,979 Now, you gotta understand, I didn't know that Aston Reynolds 247 00:21:34,079 --> 00:21:37,415 - was relocating the rockets... - Okay. And you're not here to win an Oscar. 248 00:21:37,515 --> 00:21:41,753 Hey, I get a standing ovation every time. Every time. 249 00:21:41,853 --> 00:21:44,689 That's because they're getting ready to run out to recess. 250 00:21:44,789 --> 00:21:49,196 - Okay, you got me there. - Dr. Wexler, we're ready. 251 00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:51,430 Okay. 252 00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:54,199 Beam me up, Wilford! 253 00:21:54,299 --> 00:21:58,039 3, 2, 1... 254 00:22:01,339 --> 00:22:05,365 Wilford? We have a problem. 255 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,278 You okay? 256 00:22:07,378 --> 00:22:12,120 Better than blowing me up like you did last time. Get me down from here! 257 00:22:16,521 --> 00:22:19,641 - Hello, sweetheart! - You need to get down. 258 00:22:19,741 --> 00:22:22,813 - Aston just called. - Okay. 259 00:22:24,595 --> 00:22:26,486 You okay? 260 00:22:27,832 --> 00:22:30,367 I've had better days. 261 00:22:30,467 --> 00:22:33,738 - Back to the drawing board? - We need to talk, Grandpa. 262 00:22:33,838 --> 00:22:37,542 - Hey, don't call me Grandpa. - I know. Colonel. 263 00:22:37,642 --> 00:22:41,346 Thank you. So... what did Aston want? 264 00:22:41,446 --> 00:22:44,077 He wants the Mech suit ready before the end of the day. 265 00:22:44,177 --> 00:22:46,618 Sure. Let's go get it. 266 00:22:46,718 --> 00:22:48,252 How's it going, Captain? 267 00:22:48,352 --> 00:22:51,539 - Good. We're good. You? - Good. 268 00:22:51,639 --> 00:22:53,942 Dad, I'm sorry I wasn't there for Mom's funeral. 269 00:22:54,042 --> 00:22:58,463 No, don't, Matt. She knew how much you loved her. 270 00:22:58,563 --> 00:23:01,299 And she loved you very much. She'd be very proud of you. 271 00:23:01,399 --> 00:23:03,902 You're just a little sore right now, but you'll be good to go. 272 00:23:04,002 --> 00:23:05,303 Thanks. 273 00:23:05,403 --> 00:23:08,304 Mr. Shepard. Mr. Shepard, I'm with MSNBC. 274 00:23:08,404 --> 00:23:10,637 - Not now, please. - I just have one question. 275 00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:12,877 Are you single? 276 00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:15,650 Because I might be able to set you up. 277 00:23:17,749 --> 00:23:20,451 Why didn't you want to be interviewed? You saved all those people. 278 00:23:20,551 --> 00:23:23,655 I need to get back to Kansas. Gotta get back to little Gil. 279 00:23:23,755 --> 00:23:27,025 I promised him I'd be home. I wasn't there enough for Matt growing up. 280 00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:30,735 - I don't want to make the same mistake. - He turned out just fine. 281 00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,727 Yeah, he did. 282 00:23:33,827 --> 00:23:38,153 All right, I couldn't get us a rental car, but I got us a ticket to that. 283 00:23:38,553 --> 00:23:41,079 - That? - Yes. It'll take us out of the flood zone, 284 00:23:41,179 --> 00:23:44,559 and we can just take a train or a plane and just head home, right? 285 00:23:44,659 --> 00:23:47,130 Yeah. Let's do it. 286 00:24:07,532 --> 00:24:09,467 - Hey. - Hey, Dad. 287 00:24:09,567 --> 00:24:13,805 April, you did well. 34.2 miles. That's Olympic-worthy. 288 00:24:13,905 --> 00:24:17,778 - And right now you need to plug in. - I know. 289 00:24:26,184 --> 00:24:28,303 - Oh, Mr. Reynolds. - Parker. 290 00:24:28,403 --> 00:24:32,474 You're responsible for the pods for Vegas and the surrounding areas for 250 miles, right? 291 00:24:32,574 --> 00:24:33,950 - Yes, but... - You're fired. 292 00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:36,787 You failed to properly maintain the pressure systems, 293 00:24:36,887 --> 00:24:40,098 allowing a sharknado to appear for the first time in five years. 294 00:24:40,198 --> 00:24:41,883 Technically speaking, it's a dust devil. 295 00:24:41,983 --> 00:24:46,254 What is he still doing here? Get him out of here. You're in charge. Talk to me. 296 00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:49,958 Why isn't this stopping? I mean, we tried to neutralize the pressure around it. 297 00:24:50,058 --> 00:24:52,961 Well, I tried to. It didn't work. This thing is on a mission. 298 00:24:53,061 --> 00:24:57,101 - Give me a chance to think about this. - The jet is waiting for you, sir. 299 00:25:04,405 --> 00:25:06,708 How about you? How did you two lovebirds meet? 300 00:25:06,808 --> 00:25:09,811 Well, we were enlisted in the same month, 301 00:25:09,911 --> 00:25:13,348 - but we didn't actually meet until... - Two years later. 302 00:25:13,448 --> 00:25:16,918 Three years later. I know because I was flying back from... 303 00:25:17,018 --> 00:25:18,786 - Finland. - Germany. 304 00:25:18,886 --> 00:25:20,454 Oh, right. 305 00:25:20,554 --> 00:25:24,312 He gave up his airline seat for me. I hate sitting in the middle seat. 306 00:25:24,412 --> 00:25:27,631 I just wanted an excuse to keep talking to you. 307 00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:30,732 So did you find out where the sharknado was heading? 308 00:25:30,832 --> 00:25:34,004 No reception. I couldn't get a call out. 309 00:25:35,503 --> 00:25:37,874 I think I found it. 310 00:25:45,246 --> 00:25:47,817 What the hell's going on? 311 00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:58,893 - What's happening? - Oh, hell, no. 312 00:25:58,993 --> 00:26:01,863 Get Aston on the phone. He's gonna want to hear about this. 313 00:26:02,063 --> 00:26:06,234 Mr. Reynolds, you're looking at the satellite images of the flood in the Grand Canyon. 314 00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:10,505 The casualties will be higher than Vegas. Your company will be ruined, sir. 315 00:26:10,605 --> 00:26:13,074 We gotta create some kind of artificial dam. 316 00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:16,848 Guys, you aren't gonna like this, but we're gonna have to blow up the Grand Canyon. 317 00:26:21,382 --> 00:26:23,984 Dispatch, we have a tornado with boulders 318 00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:27,689 and, I believe, sharks heading toward this train. Can you copy? Please advise. 319 00:26:27,789 --> 00:26:30,301 Did you say, "Bouldernado"? 320 00:26:33,828 --> 00:26:36,335 We have passengers on this train. Can we reroute this train? 321 00:26:36,435 --> 00:26:39,937 Or I need to pull the emergency stop! Getting permission to emergency stop. Over! 322 00:26:43,537 --> 00:26:45,742 It is coming... 323 00:26:56,417 --> 00:26:57,418 Shark! 324 00:26:57,918 --> 00:27:01,005 All right, the train's out of control. I gotta stop it. 325 00:27:01,105 --> 00:27:03,841 Gemini, Gabrielle, get to the front. Bring all the passengers with you. 326 00:27:03,941 --> 00:27:07,128 Matt, you pull the pins halfway out between the back cars. 327 00:27:07,228 --> 00:27:09,296 - Ready? Let's go. - Come on, everybody! 328 00:27:09,396 --> 00:27:12,083 - Get to the front of the train, now! - Go! Go! Go! Get up! 329 00:27:12,183 --> 00:27:15,953 - Wait, no! We've got to stay right here! - Front of the train now! Go! Go! Go! Go! 330 00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:17,522 - Go! - Go! Move it! 331 00:27:17,622 --> 00:27:19,196 How are you gonna get to the conductor? 332 00:27:19,296 --> 00:27:22,032 His door is secure. You can't get to it from the passenger cars! 333 00:27:22,132 --> 00:27:24,464 I'm going up and over. 334 00:27:53,558 --> 00:27:56,327 Roger. Mr. Reynolds, the flood is coming right at you! 335 00:27:56,427 --> 00:27:59,100 Stay on target! Stay on target! 336 00:28:24,922 --> 00:28:27,460 Red five going in. 337 00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:40,907 Yeah! 338 00:29:08,349 --> 00:29:11,719 Folks, folks, lives have been lost. 339 00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:14,922 We've lost the trust of the greater American people. 340 00:29:15,022 --> 00:29:19,060 For five years, for five successful years, 341 00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:21,612 there's not been one sharknado. 342 00:29:21,712 --> 00:29:26,167 Not because nature said we're done, because I said we're done. 343 00:29:26,267 --> 00:29:28,769 And we're still not done. 344 00:29:28,919 --> 00:29:31,739 Any questions? I'm not done. 345 00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:35,852 We need to find out what's happening, folks, and we need to find out now. 346 00:29:36,993 --> 00:29:40,602 - Sir, we found Fin Shepard. - Bring him here. 347 00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:47,874 You guys all right? 348 00:29:53,944 --> 00:29:57,949 Who would do this? Who would want to destroy the Grand Canyon? 349 00:29:58,249 --> 00:30:01,461 - Looks like we got company. - Yeah. 350 00:30:01,953 --> 00:30:03,724 I got a pretty good idea who. 351 00:30:09,037 --> 00:30:11,542 Unleash that potential! 352 00:30:11,707 --> 00:30:15,177 Stronger! Faster, April! 353 00:30:15,277 --> 00:30:17,846 Come on! Come on! 354 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:21,116 Faster, April! You got this! Come on! 355 00:30:21,216 --> 00:30:24,308 Stronger! That's it! 356 00:30:25,287 --> 00:30:28,824 - Why the hesitation? Let's go. - Because of what happened to you last time. 357 00:30:28,924 --> 00:30:34,130 What, my arm? This has nothing to do with me, has everything to do with you. 358 00:30:34,230 --> 00:30:36,501 Give it to me! Come on! 359 00:30:40,602 --> 00:30:42,860 That's good! Come on! 360 00:30:43,939 --> 00:30:47,409 - How 'bout that? - Pull it! 361 00:30:47,509 --> 00:30:51,447 Come on! More! Come on! 362 00:30:51,647 --> 00:30:54,416 Let's see what Swiss Army April's made of. 363 00:30:55,216 --> 00:30:57,088 Twist. 364 00:30:58,353 --> 00:31:00,689 Now try out your voice commands. 365 00:31:00,789 --> 00:31:02,346 Chainsaw on. 366 00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:07,798 Chainsaw off. 367 00:31:08,063 --> 00:31:12,069 Now this one, you gotta concentrate. Turn on the Force. 368 00:31:13,802 --> 00:31:16,408 May the Force be with you. 369 00:31:25,681 --> 00:31:30,235 - What are we doing at an Astro-X facility? - Mr. Reynolds wanted to speak to you. 370 00:31:30,335 --> 00:31:32,454 Never met a billionaire before. 371 00:31:32,854 --> 00:31:36,992 - Think we can get a honeymoon out of this? - Pretty good idea. 372 00:31:37,292 --> 00:31:40,097 This is all his fault. You don't mess with nature. 373 00:31:40,197 --> 00:31:42,698 Nature always finds a way, and I'm gonna tell him that. 374 00:31:42,998 --> 00:31:46,159 Look, he's got his faults, but he got my dad off the Moon, so... 375 00:31:46,259 --> 00:31:47,873 let's cut him some slack. 376 00:31:52,307 --> 00:31:54,541 Yo, Finny. 377 00:31:55,878 --> 00:31:58,213 - How's it going? - It's going good. 378 00:31:58,313 --> 00:32:01,919 - You blew up the Grand Canyon. - I stopped the flood. 379 00:32:02,317 --> 00:32:04,920 And I probably saved a couple of boy scouts that were beneath it, 380 00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:08,290 - and I didn't even ask for a thank-you. - Thank you? 381 00:32:08,890 --> 00:32:10,859 My pleasure. 382 00:32:10,959 --> 00:32:15,497 Fin, I got a beast of a storm, and it's headed this way. 383 00:32:15,797 --> 00:32:18,333 - I need your help. - What do you want from me? 384 00:32:18,433 --> 00:32:20,369 I need you to get in front of those cameras 385 00:32:20,469 --> 00:32:23,055 and let all of America know that everything is gonna be all right. 386 00:32:23,655 --> 00:32:26,041 - What? - I'm not your mouthpiece, Aston. 387 00:32:26,141 --> 00:32:30,629 Come on. People believe in you. Just get in front of the world and say that. 388 00:32:30,729 --> 00:32:34,467 They gotta hear it from you. Buy me some time so I can fix this. I can fix this. 389 00:32:34,567 --> 00:32:35,973 This isn't a P.R. problem. 390 00:32:36,073 --> 00:32:39,472 This is a "you messed with Mother Nature" problem, and I can't help you. 391 00:32:39,572 --> 00:32:42,624 I can see now. You're not ready for this whole thing? 392 00:32:42,724 --> 00:32:48,247 This is what you do. Los Angeles, D.C., New York. 393 00:32:48,347 --> 00:32:51,033 Where's the Fin Shepard everyone knows and loves? 394 00:32:51,683 --> 00:32:54,358 Oh, I see. 395 00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:58,604 You're just pissed off because I brought your old man back to Earth and you didn't. 396 00:32:58,924 --> 00:33:02,194 - Dad, come on. - Real cute, everybody. 397 00:33:02,994 --> 00:33:07,299 I'm out of here. Just remember they're looking for anchors at the Weather Channel. 398 00:33:07,399 --> 00:33:12,638 Yeah, "Partly cloudy, but fix bayonets, because there's a sharknado coming!" 399 00:33:12,738 --> 00:33:16,141 And somebody gotta save the day. And who you gonna call? 400 00:33:16,241 --> 00:33:20,782 It's not you anymore, is it? Back to your world. 401 00:33:24,116 --> 00:33:27,219 We are live from the Astro-X headquarters in Prescott, Arizona, 402 00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:30,522 where the first sharknado attack in five years has occurred. 403 00:33:30,622 --> 00:33:33,092 That's right, Natalie, but what everyone must be wondering 404 00:33:33,192 --> 00:33:35,360 is why these storms are happening now. 405 00:33:35,510 --> 00:33:38,802 Regular sharknadoes are water-based, but the one that formed over Las Vegas 406 00:33:38,902 --> 00:33:42,751 was created from sand, so a sand-nado? 407 00:33:42,851 --> 00:33:45,988 Well, Natalie, to be exact, a shark-sand-nado. 408 00:33:46,088 --> 00:33:48,791 And once the sand-nado hit the Hoover Dam, 409 00:33:48,891 --> 00:33:53,779 it picked up rocks in the desert to form what is now being dubbed a bouldernado. 410 00:33:53,879 --> 00:33:58,033 We're now going to go live with "Today Show's" new storm chaser van-cam 411 00:33:58,133 --> 00:34:01,003 and reporter Ron McDonald. Ron? 412 00:34:01,103 --> 00:34:04,406 I'm proud to be joining the "Today Show" 413 00:34:04,506 --> 00:34:07,773 as part of the storm chaser 414 00:34:07,873 --> 00:34:10,913 van-cam mobile studio. 415 00:34:11,013 --> 00:34:13,949 This vehicle was designed 416 00:34:14,049 --> 00:34:18,454 to get as close as possible to a tornado, 417 00:34:18,554 --> 00:34:22,461 particularly a sharknado. 418 00:34:27,646 --> 00:34:31,183 - What is this? - This is where all the magic happens. 419 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:34,987 - Is that the Mech suit? - The one that Aston sent you to get. 420 00:34:35,087 --> 00:34:38,857 - It's not even finished. - Yeah, I know. You want to tell him that? 421 00:34:38,957 --> 00:34:42,895 - What does he need it for? - To boldly go where no man has gone before. 422 00:34:42,995 --> 00:34:46,999 - Seriously, Colonel? Star Wars? - Trek. 423 00:34:47,099 --> 00:34:49,565 Star Trek, not Star Wars. 424 00:34:49,665 --> 00:34:52,173 Yeah, we got a lot of work to do. 425 00:34:52,938 --> 00:34:54,713 And a lot of movies to see. 426 00:35:00,478 --> 00:35:02,233 We got trouble. 427 00:35:04,082 --> 00:35:07,436 - It's gaining on us. - Hurry! Can't we go any faster? 428 00:35:07,536 --> 00:35:10,105 - Dad, let me drive. I drove combat... - Matt, I got this. 429 00:35:10,205 --> 00:35:12,407 - I can do this. - Matt, I got it. 430 00:35:12,507 --> 00:35:14,945 We need to find shelter! 431 00:35:15,910 --> 00:35:18,547 - This is bad. - I need you to find supplies. 432 00:35:18,647 --> 00:35:21,283 - My phone doesn't work. - We're running out of options. 433 00:35:21,383 --> 00:35:24,820 We can't keep running away from it. We have to fight! Kill or be killed! 434 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,656 Matt's right. We need to stop. 435 00:35:28,056 --> 00:35:29,691 Bingo. 436 00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:32,271 Chainsaw store! Perfect! 437 00:35:33,695 --> 00:35:35,364 Hi. I'm Lori Greiner. 438 00:35:35,464 --> 00:35:40,135 Today we're making available the original sharknado preparedness kit. 439 00:35:44,606 --> 00:35:46,642 The big thing that makes this special... 440 00:35:46,742 --> 00:35:50,178 Nope, we don't deliver. Hang up, lame-o. 441 00:35:50,978 --> 00:35:53,682 - I need a chainsaw. - You've come to the right place, sir. 442 00:35:53,782 --> 00:35:57,953 We got the best selection of chainsaws in the whole state of Texas. 443 00:35:58,053 --> 00:36:01,325 Not to mention the sweet meat that my brother Chop-Top 444 00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:03,692 puts into his croissant sandwiches. 445 00:36:03,792 --> 00:36:06,830 Will this be for logging or home use? 446 00:36:06,930 --> 00:36:09,865 - Neither. - Lot of people recommend the Stihl 3000, 447 00:36:09,965 --> 00:36:14,910 but personally, sir, I say you can't go wrong with this baby. 448 00:36:15,470 --> 00:36:18,340 Homelite calls this one the turbo model. 449 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,210 That's right. And when those pesky teenagers start snooping around our property, 450 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:25,080 we take this bad boy and hand it over to my brother Gunnar there. 451 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:27,885 He chases 'em clean away. 452 00:36:31,686 --> 00:36:35,167 Nice, I'll take it. Sharknado's coming! You guys gotta get out of there! 453 00:36:35,267 --> 00:36:39,797 - Oh, no! It's a great white! Grab your... - We lost electricity! 454 00:36:43,798 --> 00:36:46,237 It's gonna hit the oil field. 455 00:36:55,944 --> 00:36:59,159 - Oilnado. - That's new. 456 00:37:00,949 --> 00:37:03,287 That's not good. 457 00:37:05,386 --> 00:37:07,226 Firenado. 458 00:37:09,024 --> 00:37:14,298 - It's gonna burn down this whole town. - We need to find something to put it out! 459 00:37:16,765 --> 00:37:18,734 You got any fire extinguishers around here? 460 00:37:18,834 --> 00:37:21,906 Yeah, we got some around back! Help yourself! 461 00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:26,975 This isn't gonna cut it. We're gonna need something bigger to get near that storm. 462 00:37:27,275 --> 00:37:29,347 What's that? 463 00:37:33,632 --> 00:37:35,401 Sweet. 464 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:50,948 You're all set. 465 00:37:51,048 --> 00:37:53,200 Matt, when I clear, you know what to do, right? 466 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:55,738 Good luck, Dad. 467 00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:08,112 Get down! 468 00:38:12,152 --> 00:38:14,792 The saw is family! 469 00:38:24,264 --> 00:38:30,039 It wouldn't be Texas without a chainsaw massacre. 470 00:38:33,207 --> 00:38:35,912 Dad, you're good! Get out! 471 00:38:40,047 --> 00:38:42,302 - Matt, you got it? - Got it. 472 00:38:47,671 --> 00:38:49,909 Bite this! 473 00:38:58,298 --> 00:39:02,671 It worked! It changed course! Let's go! Come on, move it! 474 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,683 - What do we do now? - Now we go to Kansas. 475 00:39:22,689 --> 00:39:26,093 We have the approval to install 75 more pods. 476 00:39:26,193 --> 00:39:28,796 Okay. I like that. Terry, you can handle that, right? 477 00:39:28,896 --> 00:39:32,818 Well, sir, each of these tornadoes survived the blast from our atmospheric reactors 478 00:39:32,918 --> 00:39:34,234 because they're not water-based. 479 00:39:34,334 --> 00:39:38,171 They're sand, they're oil, they're fire, and our reactors didn't anticipate this. 480 00:39:38,271 --> 00:39:39,840 We just need a solution. 481 00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:43,444 How do we find a reactor that is strong enough to penetrate the elements? 482 00:39:43,544 --> 00:39:45,885 That's the solution. That's our prize. 483 00:39:45,985 --> 00:39:48,702 We can infuse more isotopes into the base. 484 00:39:48,802 --> 00:39:51,321 Okay. Okay, you go with that, Terry. 485 00:39:54,621 --> 00:39:59,159 The news is not good, folks. We understand that the bouldernado has now evolved. 486 00:39:59,259 --> 00:40:01,128 Well, to understand how this is even possible, 487 00:40:01,228 --> 00:40:04,832 let's turn once again to our storm chaser Ron McDonald. Ron? 488 00:40:04,932 --> 00:40:07,902 The storm has been rushing through Texas. 489 00:40:08,002 --> 00:40:11,472 It hit an oil field, creating an oilnado. 490 00:40:11,572 --> 00:40:15,676 The oilnado exploded, creating a firenado. 491 00:40:15,776 --> 00:40:19,346 The firenado hit an electrical plant, 492 00:40:19,446 --> 00:40:22,016 creating a lightning-nado. 493 00:40:22,116 --> 00:40:27,508 - Lightning-nado? - And it's headed straight for Kansas. 494 00:40:27,788 --> 00:40:30,563 And we will keep our viewers informed as more details emerge 495 00:40:30,663 --> 00:40:33,010 from yet another catastrophic event. 496 00:40:33,110 --> 00:40:36,516 But the big question, Natalie, that's on everyone's minds right now... 497 00:40:37,664 --> 00:40:39,825 Where is Fin Shepard? 498 00:40:44,938 --> 00:40:47,107 - Is Fin alive? - April? 499 00:40:47,207 --> 00:40:50,072 - You've been lying to me this entire time? - April! April! 500 00:40:50,172 --> 00:40:52,476 - I want to see my family. - You're not ready. 501 00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:55,294 What we've done here is temporary until you recovered. 502 00:40:55,394 --> 00:40:56,617 What's wrong with you? 503 00:40:56,717 --> 00:41:00,302 I want you to be with your husband and your children, but I can't offer them hope, 504 00:41:00,402 --> 00:41:03,908 - only to have it taken away again. - I'm gonna find them. 505 00:41:04,008 --> 00:41:05,877 April! 506 00:41:07,194 --> 00:41:09,597 - Open the door. - No! I'm not gonna open the door for you! 507 00:41:09,697 --> 00:41:12,332 You stay in here! This is where you belong! 508 00:41:12,432 --> 00:41:14,105 - Open the door. - No! 509 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:17,540 I'm not gonna open the door for you! You stay in here! 510 00:41:20,007 --> 00:41:24,044 - Pay attention to your dad! Come on! - I'll be back. 511 00:41:24,544 --> 00:41:25,926 April! 512 00:41:46,273 --> 00:41:49,670 - Lopez, do you copy? - Go for Lopez. 513 00:41:49,770 --> 00:41:53,607 - Do you have the new isotope? - Yes, sir. Isotope's in hand. 514 00:41:53,707 --> 00:41:56,176 Placing them as we speak. 515 00:41:56,276 --> 00:42:00,914 You need to hurry. A lavanado activated in Yellowstone. 516 00:42:01,014 --> 00:42:02,883 I'll protect Mount Rushmore. 517 00:42:02,983 --> 00:42:06,271 I'll superkick that storm back to the Dark Ages. 518 00:42:06,371 --> 00:42:09,356 Rushmore's hot. So are 15 other key anchors in the U.S. 519 00:42:09,456 --> 00:42:12,232 - We've dropped a reactor in each pod. - Did you juice 'em up? 520 00:42:12,332 --> 00:42:14,661 Yes. In addition to increasing isotopes in key areas, 521 00:42:14,761 --> 00:42:17,331 we were able to get the reactors over the same level of launch used 522 00:42:17,431 --> 00:42:19,666 as the ones that got Colonel Shepard off the moon. 523 00:42:19,766 --> 00:42:22,386 - Sir, hold on! - Really? I own the building. 524 00:42:22,486 --> 00:42:24,872 Are we able to get rid of all the sharknadoes in the U.S.? 525 00:42:24,972 --> 00:42:26,640 We're only talking about two right now. 526 00:42:26,740 --> 00:42:29,843 We're talking about a sharknado here and one here. 527 00:42:29,943 --> 00:42:33,877 - Okay, now what about this one? - That's a new one, and it's heading north. 528 00:42:33,977 --> 00:42:36,283 It's headed towards our headquarters. 529 00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:52,633 - We gotta get out of here. - Where are we going? 530 00:42:52,733 --> 00:42:56,540 Just keep your head down, and get in the car. Get in. 531 00:43:04,811 --> 00:43:08,866 - Watch out, Grandpa. - Hang on. Hang on. What's going on? 532 00:43:08,966 --> 00:43:11,557 The storm is getting too strong. 533 00:43:17,057 --> 00:43:19,028 What's going on here? 534 00:43:19,158 --> 00:43:22,025 The car is being picked up by the storm! 535 00:43:23,564 --> 00:43:26,435 - Be careful! - Hang on. 536 00:43:32,888 --> 00:43:35,911 Mommy! Daddy! 537 00:43:38,111 --> 00:43:39,982 Mommy! 538 00:43:43,450 --> 00:43:45,288 Daddy! 539 00:43:49,038 --> 00:43:52,042 - Go to your mom! - I'm scared. 540 00:43:52,142 --> 00:43:54,328 - What's your name? - Alex. 541 00:43:54,428 --> 00:43:57,700 Alex, I need you to trust me, okay? 542 00:43:58,598 --> 00:44:00,954 Do you like Iron Man? 543 00:44:01,054 --> 00:44:05,055 I'm his wife, okay? Now run to safety. Go! 544 00:44:05,155 --> 00:44:07,193 Go! 545 00:44:15,131 --> 00:44:18,973 - Mom? - You're both alive. 546 00:44:27,958 --> 00:44:30,794 - We thought you were dead. - I thought you guys were dead. 547 00:44:30,894 --> 00:44:34,481 - Where were you all this time? - With my dad. 548 00:44:34,581 --> 00:44:36,750 - Wilford? - Yeah. 549 00:44:36,850 --> 00:44:41,402 - He didn't tell me anything about this. - He lied to us. 550 00:44:42,222 --> 00:44:44,093 Get in. 551 00:44:45,692 --> 00:44:49,563 - Crap. - Great. That doesn't sound good. 552 00:44:49,663 --> 00:44:52,066 That firenado really did a number on this car. 553 00:44:52,166 --> 00:44:54,835 I know someone we can call. Here. Take my phone. 554 00:44:54,935 --> 00:44:56,804 Look for Colton in the contact list. 555 00:44:56,904 --> 00:45:01,325 You're watching "Chicago Today," your number one news source for the Windy City. 556 00:45:01,425 --> 00:45:05,619 Hi. I'm Howard Beale. We're joined by Mayor Sandra Mansfield. 557 00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:09,450 Now, Mayor, you're saying the cause of all these sharknadoes 558 00:45:09,550 --> 00:45:12,886 is this man, Finley Allan Shepard. 559 00:45:12,986 --> 00:45:15,623 I am mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore. 560 00:45:15,723 --> 00:45:17,674 Wherever he goes, danger follows. 561 00:45:17,774 --> 00:45:21,145 You're a threat, and you're not allowed in Chicago. 562 00:45:21,245 --> 00:45:24,868 I'm gonna get you Fin Shepard and your little chainsaw, too. 563 00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:28,941 Well, we're in Kansas. 564 00:45:31,404 --> 00:45:35,151 - Where is your friend and his car? - Don't worry about it. He'll be here. 565 00:45:50,923 --> 00:45:53,228 - Should we get in? - Fin! 566 00:45:54,878 --> 00:45:58,168 - Colton. - Fin! You found her. 567 00:45:58,268 --> 00:46:02,820 - She's got a mind of her own sometimes. - Yeah, nice trick with the remote control. 568 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,355 I need a car. I gotta get to my son in the next town down. 569 00:46:05,455 --> 00:46:08,392 Your son? Oh, don't worry. She can get you there no problem. 570 00:46:08,492 --> 00:46:10,994 - You fighting sharks? - Something like that. 571 00:46:11,094 --> 00:46:13,647 We got a little spider infestation at Fort Lauderdale. 572 00:46:13,747 --> 00:46:17,890 But it's no problem. We got the job done, her and I. 573 00:46:18,469 --> 00:46:22,272 Well, looks like we got some saving to do. You take care of her, okay? 574 00:46:22,372 --> 00:46:24,784 - And she'll find me when you're done. - She? Got a name? 575 00:46:24,884 --> 00:46:28,112 Christine. She's bad to the bone. 576 00:46:28,643 --> 00:46:30,917 See ya, Fin! 577 00:47:01,721 --> 00:47:03,583 April. 578 00:47:04,164 --> 00:47:05,984 Colonel. 579 00:47:06,084 --> 00:47:10,083 - Claudia, good to see you. - Grandpa Wilford, why wouldn't you tell us? 580 00:47:10,183 --> 00:47:12,456 Wilford, seriously. 581 00:47:12,556 --> 00:47:16,160 The doctors didn't know what they were doing. I had to get her out of that hospital. 582 00:47:16,260 --> 00:47:20,130 So I could take over and protect her and build her back into what she is. 583 00:47:20,230 --> 00:47:24,218 And I used our resources in the Mech program to rebuild her. 584 00:47:24,318 --> 00:47:27,374 I knew I could fix you, honey. You're my daughter. You're my blood. 585 00:47:27,474 --> 00:47:30,357 But you told me they were dead, 586 00:47:30,457 --> 00:47:32,826 that when the shuttle fell, that they died. 587 00:47:32,926 --> 00:47:35,229 You lied to me this whole time. 588 00:47:35,329 --> 00:47:39,733 I believed you. And then you told me that the Colonel was left on the Moon. 589 00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:41,485 You didn't need to hear this. 590 00:47:41,585 --> 00:47:44,821 You bring her back to life, but you let all of us believe she's dead! 591 00:47:44,921 --> 00:47:48,809 Hey, Colonel, I respect you very much, and I hope you understand 592 00:47:48,909 --> 00:47:52,549 - when I'm talking about the science of... - You're not a scientist. You're a lunatic. 593 00:47:52,649 --> 00:47:56,293 - I know what I'm doing. - Dad has your ashes on the fireplace. 594 00:47:56,833 --> 00:47:59,786 - That's your dog. - Oh, my God. 595 00:47:59,886 --> 00:48:02,359 The ashes are your dog. 596 00:48:05,742 --> 00:48:08,414 Now I have this to show you. 597 00:48:13,383 --> 00:48:15,620 This is for you, Colonel. 598 00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:19,556 Aston, I got it. 599 00:48:19,656 --> 00:48:21,711 I need a lift. 600 00:48:25,062 --> 00:48:26,977 We need to put the city on lockdown immediately. 601 00:48:27,077 --> 00:48:29,533 Contact the National Guard. Get ahold of General Burton. 602 00:48:29,633 --> 00:48:32,455 If the Sharknado heads this way, it's gonna go right through the downtown heart 603 00:48:32,555 --> 00:48:35,372 of Salt Lake City and the Salt Lake Comic Con. 604 00:48:35,472 --> 00:48:37,457 Hey, Salt Lake Comic Con! 605 00:48:37,557 --> 00:48:41,295 Dan Farr and I have to tell you the panel has been canceled. 606 00:48:41,395 --> 00:48:44,886 There is a huge storm brewing outside. 607 00:49:00,213 --> 00:49:03,297 We're sending people to safety. We're trying to evacuate the area. 608 00:49:03,397 --> 00:49:06,107 Have the hyperjet ready for me. 609 00:49:07,354 --> 00:49:11,124 # I won't give in # 610 00:49:11,224 --> 00:49:14,519 # It's sink or swim ## 611 00:49:21,183 --> 00:49:23,449 We got company! 612 00:49:29,709 --> 00:49:32,179 - Go! Oh, my God! - It's getting faster. 613 00:49:32,279 --> 00:49:34,431 - Oh, my God. - It's gaining on us. Come on. Come on. 614 00:49:34,531 --> 00:49:36,490 Oh, my God. There's the ball of twine right there. 615 00:49:36,590 --> 00:49:39,303 - It's coming closer! - I know. I'm going as fast as I can. 616 00:49:39,403 --> 00:49:42,262 - Dad, pull over! - This thing is way too fast. 617 00:49:42,522 --> 00:49:44,793 We can't outrun it! Pull over! 618 00:49:49,562 --> 00:49:51,601 Hold on. 619 00:49:52,199 --> 00:49:55,652 Go! Go! Go! Go! Hey, get out of here! Move! 620 00:49:55,752 --> 00:49:58,641 I can't leave my equipment! Oh... 621 00:50:05,144 --> 00:50:09,557 Help me! Help! Help! Help! Shark! Help! 622 00:50:09,657 --> 00:50:11,743 Get it off! Get it off! 623 00:50:13,786 --> 00:50:15,857 Thank you. 624 00:50:16,418 --> 00:50:19,860 - Thank you. - My dog! My dog! 625 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,631 Come on! Find shelter! 626 00:50:52,959 --> 00:50:54,470 - You okay? - Yeah. 627 00:50:54,570 --> 00:50:57,481 - How far is your farm? - It's close, less than a mile away. 628 00:50:57,581 --> 00:50:59,553 - We run it! - Come on. 629 00:51:02,902 --> 00:51:05,105 You know, it nearly killed Fin. 630 00:51:05,205 --> 00:51:08,308 He visited you every single day for four years. 631 00:51:08,408 --> 00:51:10,744 You just wouldn't come out of the coma. 632 00:51:11,444 --> 00:51:14,481 Your dad declared you brain-dead with the doctors. 633 00:51:14,581 --> 00:51:16,986 Dad never lost hope. 634 00:51:17,484 --> 00:51:20,087 And Gil? What about little Gil? 635 00:51:20,387 --> 00:51:22,736 Gil! Little Gil. 636 00:51:22,836 --> 00:51:26,159 Well, he's great. He's five. 637 00:51:26,259 --> 00:51:29,496 - He's five? - He's five. He's funny. He's smart. 638 00:51:29,596 --> 00:51:31,365 He's... He's beautiful. 639 00:51:31,465 --> 00:51:33,850 - Do you have a photo? - Yeah. 640 00:51:33,950 --> 00:51:36,808 Thank God he takes after you? 641 00:51:37,437 --> 00:51:38,729 - We have to call Dad. - No. 642 00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:42,175 - We have to tell him. - Honey, he wouldn't believe it. 643 00:51:42,275 --> 00:51:44,906 He's gotta see this for himself. 644 00:51:50,283 --> 00:51:53,121 We need to get to the shelter! 645 00:51:55,021 --> 00:51:58,260 Get in, little Gil! Hurry! 646 00:52:06,866 --> 00:52:11,508 - I'm scared, Raye Raye. - It's okay. You'll be all right. 647 00:52:15,609 --> 00:52:20,447 The storm of the century is tearing through Tornado Alley. 648 00:52:20,547 --> 00:52:23,583 It's obliterating Kansas. 649 00:52:23,683 --> 00:52:26,720 It's done nothing but destruction in its wake. 650 00:52:26,820 --> 00:52:31,057 What's that up ahead? Be careful, you idiot! 651 00:52:31,257 --> 00:52:34,594 It's a... it's a cow! 652 00:52:34,694 --> 00:52:37,197 It's another cow! 653 00:52:37,297 --> 00:52:39,940 Actually, I think it's the same cow. 654 00:52:41,301 --> 00:52:44,941 It's a cow-nado! 655 00:53:04,758 --> 00:53:07,394 Follow the road! Follow the yellow brick road! 656 00:53:07,494 --> 00:53:10,032 I can't believe I just said that. 657 00:53:10,830 --> 00:53:14,170 Come on! There's weapons in the shed! Follow me! 658 00:53:34,287 --> 00:53:38,644 - Thank you, Nova. - I bet she's glad to be in Paris right now. 659 00:53:45,266 --> 00:53:48,235 Matt, head to the storm shelter. Protect Gil and Raye. 660 00:53:48,335 --> 00:53:50,589 Okay, Dad. 661 00:54:23,269 --> 00:54:24,674 Come on! 662 00:54:30,844 --> 00:54:33,216 Come on. The storm shelter's over here. 663 00:54:36,950 --> 00:54:39,889 - Raye! Little Gil! - Oh, Matt. 664 00:54:40,954 --> 00:54:43,926 - Where's Daddy? - He's coming. 665 00:54:45,175 --> 00:54:46,977 - Don't worry about him. - I'm gonna go get him. 666 00:54:47,077 --> 00:54:50,399 - Wait! No! Come back! Gilbert! - Dad! Dad! 667 00:54:55,202 --> 00:54:57,307 Gabrielle! 668 00:55:07,547 --> 00:55:10,853 - Dad! Dad! - Gil! 669 00:55:12,084 --> 00:55:14,556 Come to Mama. 670 00:55:15,955 --> 00:55:18,627 Come on. Come on. 671 00:55:24,764 --> 00:55:27,292 We gotta go inside. Come on. 672 00:55:38,178 --> 00:55:40,215 Hold on. 673 00:55:41,548 --> 00:55:43,334 Come on, Gil! 674 00:55:47,687 --> 00:55:51,541 - Gil, grab on! - Help me! Help! Help! Help! 675 00:55:51,641 --> 00:55:55,583 Gil, hold on! Hold on, Gil! 676 00:56:52,316 --> 00:56:55,574 Hold on, son! Hold on! 677 00:56:57,011 --> 00:56:59,528 Fin! Fin! 678 00:57:15,038 --> 00:57:17,043 Hold on! 679 00:57:21,845 --> 00:57:23,549 Hold on! 680 00:57:27,184 --> 00:57:29,256 Hold on! 681 00:57:32,088 --> 00:57:34,293 Grab my hand! 682 00:57:35,558 --> 00:57:38,063 Gil, grab my hand! 683 00:57:41,765 --> 00:57:44,856 - Come on! - Daddy, help! 684 00:57:51,408 --> 00:57:55,446 - Hello! That was a stop sign! - I'm sorry. I totally paused. 685 00:57:55,546 --> 00:57:58,789 - What's going on? Why are we stopping? - We can't make it to the evac zone. 686 00:57:58,889 --> 00:58:01,018 Ma'am, we need to get you to the shelter immediately. 687 00:58:01,118 --> 00:58:03,954 - You know whose fault this is, right? - The storm? 688 00:58:04,054 --> 00:58:06,590 No, you idiots, Fin Shepard. 689 00:58:06,690 --> 00:58:09,853 I don't know what, I don't know how, I don't know where, but I can smell it. 690 00:58:09,953 --> 00:58:13,764 I have the sixth sense for stupidity. He's around here somewhere. 691 00:58:13,864 --> 00:58:17,447 - Man, is she always like this? - No, that's her on a good day. 692 00:58:21,605 --> 00:58:23,677 Dad! 693 00:58:33,983 --> 00:58:35,985 Get down! 694 00:59:15,092 --> 00:59:19,463 Moments ago, the mayor's caravan was swept aside by fierce winds 695 00:59:19,563 --> 00:59:22,065 that have been generated by the approaching sharknado! 696 00:59:22,165 --> 00:59:25,069 We are here on the scene... Here she is! Mayor! Mayor Mansfield. 697 00:59:25,169 --> 00:59:29,206 - Hello, Howard. Nice to see you again. - Mayor, are you okay? 698 00:59:29,306 --> 00:59:34,111 I am fine. The state of Chicago is fine. We just all need to get inside, all of us. 699 00:59:34,211 --> 00:59:36,748 Wait! Wait! Wait! 700 00:59:45,238 --> 00:59:48,211 The storm's looking like the end of the world! Should people be outside, 701 00:59:48,311 --> 00:59:51,962 - or should they be in their homes? - Everyone just stay put. 702 00:59:52,062 --> 00:59:56,500 Get away from glass windows, and just hold on to anything. I gotta go. 703 00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,522 Let go of me. 704 01:00:10,914 --> 01:00:12,783 Okay, let's see if these new isotopes work. 705 01:00:12,883 --> 01:00:15,519 Copy that, Astro One. We are ready to fire. 706 01:00:15,619 --> 01:00:18,290 Mount Rushmore's up first. 707 01:00:18,855 --> 01:00:21,842 We've got eyes on the target. 708 01:00:21,942 --> 01:00:24,280 It's almost there. 709 01:00:24,661 --> 01:00:26,596 It's getting closer. 710 01:00:26,696 --> 01:00:29,067 Nuke 'em high! 711 01:00:33,903 --> 01:00:35,975 Got it. 712 01:00:36,706 --> 01:00:38,978 Seattle's up next. 713 01:00:46,616 --> 01:00:48,421 Yeah! 714 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,713 We've found Mr. Shepard. We're taking a detour. 715 01:00:55,428 --> 01:00:56,871 Buckle up. 716 01:01:16,997 --> 01:01:18,870 April. 717 01:01:18,970 --> 01:01:21,577 Come with me if you want to live. 718 01:01:24,804 --> 01:01:28,010 Come over here. I need your help. 719 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,951 Are you okay? 720 01:01:37,150 --> 01:01:39,720 Dad, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. 721 01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:42,324 I think you're right, Gil. 722 01:01:43,056 --> 01:01:46,060 We have a plane waiting for us. 723 01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:48,595 Wait! We found another. 724 01:01:48,695 --> 01:01:51,667 - Matt! - Mom! 725 01:01:52,299 --> 01:01:53,935 Mom? 726 01:01:58,638 --> 01:02:02,041 Baby, I pulled your body from the wreckage... 727 01:02:02,141 --> 01:02:04,144 what was left of it. 728 01:02:04,944 --> 01:02:10,103 April, you were in a hospital bed for four years... unconscious. 729 01:02:11,583 --> 01:02:14,124 Your dad convinced me to pull the plug. 730 01:02:20,026 --> 01:02:22,529 You died in my arms. 731 01:02:23,729 --> 01:02:27,187 I don't remember anything after the accident... 732 01:02:27,867 --> 01:02:30,839 until my dad woke me up. 733 01:02:31,772 --> 01:02:34,177 What did he do to you? 734 01:02:43,282 --> 01:02:47,621 He kept me alive. He saved my life. 735 01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:51,211 I don't know how we're gonna move past this. 736 01:02:52,491 --> 01:02:54,241 Move past what? 737 01:02:55,294 --> 01:02:59,917 You're alive, alive. There's nothing to figure out. 738 01:03:00,017 --> 01:03:02,301 There's nothing to talk about. 739 01:03:02,401 --> 01:03:05,071 As long as you have a beating heart, 740 01:03:05,171 --> 01:03:07,610 I'm gonna love you. 741 01:03:11,878 --> 01:03:14,054 There's more. 742 01:03:15,299 --> 01:03:17,267 This is only temporary. 743 01:03:17,367 --> 01:03:20,303 That's why he didn't want me to leave. 744 01:03:20,403 --> 01:03:23,106 That's why he didn't tell anyone. 745 01:03:23,656 --> 01:03:25,992 That's why he didn't tell you. 746 01:03:26,542 --> 01:03:29,379 He didn't want you to lose me again. 747 01:03:30,179 --> 01:03:31,782 This... 748 01:03:32,282 --> 01:03:34,688 is what keeps me alive. 749 01:03:35,018 --> 01:03:39,400 I don't know how long I have. 750 01:03:39,689 --> 01:03:44,163 Well, we're just gonna have to figure that out. That's what we do. 751 01:03:51,601 --> 01:03:54,131 I want you to meet somebody. 752 01:03:57,808 --> 01:04:01,144 Looks like we're a family of second chances, huh? 753 01:04:01,244 --> 01:04:03,482 Hey, Gil... 754 01:04:04,147 --> 01:04:06,650 this is your mom. 755 01:04:07,650 --> 01:04:09,585 Hi. 756 01:04:10,185 --> 01:04:11,938 It's nice to meet you. 757 01:04:12,038 --> 01:04:15,649 That's not my mother. My mother's a shark, not a robot. 758 01:04:23,517 --> 01:04:25,655 It's all right. He'll come around. 759 01:04:29,489 --> 01:04:33,226 Okay, if you're just joining us, three powerful sharknado storms 760 01:04:33,326 --> 01:04:35,629 have ripped through the United States. 761 01:04:35,729 --> 01:04:40,567 San Francisco, Salt Lake, and Seattle, they were all attacked by a hailnado. 762 01:04:40,667 --> 01:04:43,336 In Yellowstone, a lavanado formed. 763 01:04:43,436 --> 01:04:47,741 But two have been stopped, the lavanado and hailnado. 764 01:04:47,841 --> 01:04:52,212 - And the lightning-nado? - Natalie, I'm afraid it is not good news. 765 01:04:52,312 --> 01:04:57,871 The lightning-nado is headed straight toward the Perry Nuclear Power Plant in Ohio. 766 01:05:01,387 --> 01:05:03,393 That lightning thing is messing up our system. 767 01:05:03,493 --> 01:05:06,404 - We're trying to fix it, sir. - Don't try to fix it. Zap it. 768 01:05:06,504 --> 01:05:09,730 - It's not working. - It's not the worst of it. 769 01:05:09,830 --> 01:05:12,267 Well, what could be worse? 770 01:05:26,439 --> 01:05:28,975 - How are you feeling? - I'm all right. 771 01:05:29,075 --> 01:05:30,807 The new AstroPods are all working. 772 01:05:30,907 --> 01:05:33,946 All the sharknadoes have been destroyed except for the one we are following. 773 01:05:34,046 --> 01:05:38,106 - Yeah, we're gonna make it through this. - We will. We stick together. We're Shepards. 774 01:05:39,151 --> 01:05:43,167 Gil, you've got to give your mom a chance. She's been through a lot. 775 01:05:43,823 --> 01:05:46,642 Fin! I'm glad they found you in the rubble. 776 01:05:46,742 --> 01:05:48,661 Yeah, me, too. 777 01:05:48,761 --> 01:05:51,814 Look, I know what I'm doing here, but why are they here? 778 01:05:52,575 --> 01:05:56,870 News flash. This is Fin Shepard, the sharknado whisperer. 779 01:05:56,970 --> 01:06:01,508 Sharks bite him, he chomps back. Chainsaw, chainsaw. 780 01:06:02,408 --> 01:06:05,578 Look, you're gonna need a better plan than to have me as your spokesperson. 781 01:06:05,678 --> 01:06:08,497 Seriously, what's going on, Reynolds? 782 01:06:08,597 --> 01:06:11,317 - The storm's gone nuclear. - Nuclear? 783 01:06:11,417 --> 01:06:14,620 So there's a nuclear sharknado plowing through the United States right now? 784 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,223 With all this technology, you can't stop it? 785 01:06:18,486 --> 01:06:20,362 No. 786 01:06:21,693 --> 01:06:25,448 The nuclearnado has just taken a turn. It's coming this way. 787 01:06:25,548 --> 01:06:27,905 We have to change course. 788 01:06:29,001 --> 01:06:33,122 - Fin... I really need your help. - What about my family? 789 01:06:33,222 --> 01:06:36,261 They'll be safe as long as they're with me. 790 01:06:39,712 --> 01:06:44,786 - Grandpa, I want to go home. - Come here, kid. Come here. 791 01:06:51,824 --> 01:06:53,843 So what are you thinking? How we gonna stop this? 792 01:06:53,943 --> 01:06:57,847 You have to create a coolant system that diffuses core radiation. 793 01:06:57,947 --> 01:07:01,250 The radiation is what's making it impossible for the pods to take it out. 794 01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:05,522 So we need to turn it back into a regular sharknado in order for your pods to work. 795 01:07:05,622 --> 01:07:08,157 But we don't have a body of water that's big enough. 796 01:07:08,257 --> 01:07:12,094 - And, dude, even if you did... - There's no way to get it into the storm. 797 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:16,276 Yes, there is. We have to contact my father. 798 01:07:19,752 --> 01:07:23,589 It doesn't work like that. The quantum box doesn't attract water. 799 01:07:23,689 --> 01:07:26,626 It attracts a liquid metal, which is called ferrofluid. 800 01:07:26,726 --> 01:07:31,564 But good news, because ferrofluid is what is being released in the 'nadoes. 801 01:07:31,664 --> 01:07:34,467 It's what breaks them up and destroys them. 802 01:07:34,567 --> 01:07:37,703 We just need a body of water and a quantum box? 803 01:07:37,803 --> 01:07:41,581 Think of a quantum box as the engine, but it needs a battery to run it, 804 01:07:41,681 --> 01:07:43,675 but we got both. 805 01:07:43,775 --> 01:07:45,878 I know where we can find the water. 806 01:07:45,978 --> 01:07:48,948 - Tell your pilot to head north. - Why? 807 01:07:49,048 --> 01:07:51,553 We're going to Niagara Falls. 808 01:07:53,339 --> 01:07:56,474 Go get 'em! Yeah! 809 01:08:10,803 --> 01:08:15,147 I need a two-mile evac zone now. Give me that. 810 01:08:15,507 --> 01:08:17,909 I need an E.T.A. on the storm's arrival. 811 01:08:18,009 --> 01:08:20,836 North of Pittsburgh. It'll be here in 20 minutes. 812 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:27,186 I removed one of the two engines from the Mech suit that Wilford built. 813 01:08:27,286 --> 01:08:29,055 Nice. 814 01:08:29,555 --> 01:08:32,796 - I can make this work. - Mr. Reynolds. 815 01:08:32,896 --> 01:08:35,661 - What is it, Shaelyn? - Niagara Falls International is closed. 816 01:08:35,761 --> 01:08:39,432 Fly as close as you can to the falls and hightail it out of there. 817 01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:43,104 Save yourself, and save them. 818 01:08:45,838 --> 01:08:49,208 - What are you doing? - I'm fixing what I started. 819 01:08:49,908 --> 01:08:53,109 You're not the only one who can to pull crazy stunts, Fin. 820 01:08:59,918 --> 01:09:03,255 Aston, don't. One man can't do this. 821 01:09:03,355 --> 01:09:06,692 One man has, and that's you... 822 01:09:06,892 --> 01:09:10,562 but there's another man, and that's me. 823 01:09:10,662 --> 01:09:15,334 And he wears a squirrel suit, and I make this look good. 824 01:09:15,434 --> 01:09:17,837 Aston, it's a suicide mission. 825 01:09:17,937 --> 01:09:20,139 Look, Fin, I can't get you into this. 826 01:09:20,239 --> 01:09:23,044 All right, you finally got your family back. 827 01:09:23,144 --> 01:09:25,177 You do that. 828 01:09:25,277 --> 01:09:27,113 I... 829 01:09:28,413 --> 01:09:30,483 I do this. 830 01:09:31,033 --> 01:09:33,005 Buckaroo Banzai! 831 01:09:44,246 --> 01:09:46,482 He's coming in! He's coming in! 832 01:09:46,582 --> 01:09:49,187 Keep all eyes on him. 833 01:09:52,187 --> 01:09:54,957 - What's he gonna do? - He's winging it, 834 01:09:55,057 --> 01:09:57,059 but I think he's gonna get himself killed. 835 01:09:57,159 --> 01:10:00,295 Now you know how I feel every time you do something stupid. 836 01:10:00,395 --> 01:10:03,966 - Bombs in a tornado? - It worked, didn't it? 837 01:10:04,066 --> 01:10:06,474 - Yeah. - Maybe this will, too. 838 01:10:08,524 --> 01:10:10,775 Booyah, baby! 839 01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:15,908 All you have to do is turn the quantum box on close enough to the falls, 840 01:10:16,008 --> 01:10:19,098 and the water should flow straight into the nukenado. 841 01:10:19,198 --> 01:10:20,196 He's locked in? 842 01:10:20,296 --> 01:10:23,953 Yeah, I'm here. I'm about to activate the quantum box. 843 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:25,960 All right. I'm going back to base. 844 01:10:32,527 --> 01:10:36,452 Detonating in 5, 4... 845 01:10:37,232 --> 01:10:40,216 3, 2, 1. 846 01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:50,222 It's not working. 847 01:10:50,322 --> 01:10:54,018 It's not enough energy. I think we're gonna need two of these things. 848 01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:07,129 - Did he get the box turned on? - He did, but it wasn't powerful enough. 849 01:11:07,229 --> 01:11:09,534 He didn't survive. 850 01:11:12,234 --> 01:11:14,570 - Wait. There's another quantum box. - Where? 851 01:11:14,670 --> 01:11:17,806 We still have the other engine in the Mech suit. 852 01:11:17,906 --> 01:11:21,312 - Head back to Niagara Falls. - Okay. 853 01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:25,261 - What do you want to do? - It's up to us now. 854 01:11:25,931 --> 01:11:29,151 - I'm in. - Let's do this. 855 01:11:29,251 --> 01:11:31,810 - I'm born ready. - Where's my chainsaw? 856 01:11:33,322 --> 01:11:35,608 Family rules. 857 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:39,133 Hey, hey, come on. We're about to land. Come on. Here we go. 858 01:12:03,118 --> 01:12:04,820 - Are you in charge here? - Gena Koenig, 859 01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,490 manager of the New York Department of Astro-X. 860 01:12:07,590 --> 01:12:11,564 - Most of the area has been evacuated. - How soon before the next 'nado gets here? 861 01:12:11,664 --> 01:12:13,996 - Five minutes tops. - All right, five minutes. 862 01:12:14,096 --> 01:12:17,266 We're gonna have to move fast. I'm gonna need some help unpacking the hyperjet. 863 01:12:17,366 --> 01:12:18,734 - Can you help me? - Absolutely. 864 01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:20,502 All right. Let's do this. 865 01:12:20,602 --> 01:12:23,406 The nuclearnado is headed to Buffalo, New York, right now, 866 01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:27,975 where Astro-X informs us they're attempting to use their technology 867 01:12:28,075 --> 01:12:30,246 to reverse Niagara Falls. 868 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:34,617 Well, the only way to stop a nuclear meltdown is to cool it down, 869 01:12:34,717 --> 01:12:37,687 so by doing this, it will neutralize the elements 870 01:12:37,787 --> 01:12:41,340 and allow the Astro-X weather stabilization system 871 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:44,276 to stop the sharknado once and for all. 872 01:12:44,376 --> 01:12:46,662 Now, our sources tell us that Aston Reynolds, 873 01:12:46,762 --> 01:12:49,365 the founder of Astro-X, is currently missing, 874 01:12:49,465 --> 01:12:53,636 but there are sightings at the falls of none other than Fin Shepard, 875 01:12:53,736 --> 01:12:56,138 stepping in to aid in this fight. 876 01:12:56,238 --> 01:12:58,007 And if we've learned one thing, 877 01:12:58,107 --> 01:13:02,177 if one man can embrace the 'nado and save the day... 878 01:13:02,277 --> 01:13:04,089 it's Fin Shepard. 879 01:13:08,584 --> 01:13:10,019 Does this take quarters or tokens? 880 01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:13,830 Not funny. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts. 881 01:13:13,930 --> 01:13:16,592 I wanna go down and finish what Aston Reynolds started. 882 01:13:16,692 --> 01:13:18,644 - Dad... - End of story! 883 01:13:18,744 --> 01:13:22,900 - I know how this thing works. - It's gonna be okay. 884 01:13:25,467 --> 01:13:26,902 - You good? - Good to go. 885 01:13:27,002 --> 01:13:30,173 There's no plan B, Colonel. If you go in the water, we can't get you out. 886 01:13:30,273 --> 01:13:34,326 - Yeah, I heard that. - There's no lifeguards on duty today, sir. 887 01:13:34,426 --> 01:13:38,097 - Yeah, why is that always the case? - Bad pay, sir. 888 01:13:38,197 --> 01:13:39,315 Copy that. 889 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:42,735 I love being on the beach, but my parents wanted me to get a Ph.D. 890 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,337 instead of running around in a bathing suit all day. 891 01:13:45,537 --> 01:13:48,710 - You, too? - Oh, too bad. 892 01:13:56,231 --> 01:13:59,271 All right, everyone, get back to work! 893 01:13:59,371 --> 01:14:01,587 Here's the plan. I'm gonna help Dad get suited up. 894 01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:04,122 Matt, I need you to make sure everyone gets to the storm shelter. 895 01:14:04,222 --> 01:14:07,026 I know you can help. You'll help me best by getting everyone to the shelter. 896 01:14:07,126 --> 01:14:09,862 - We're not leaving you here. - Gemini, please, just listen to me. 897 01:14:09,962 --> 01:14:12,998 - Get everyone to the storm shelter. - Dad, no, we can handle it ourselves. 898 01:14:13,098 --> 01:14:15,600 - Claudia, I know you can. - Dad, I want to go with you! 899 01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:18,605 Hey, it's gonna be all right. I need you here when I get back, okay? 900 01:14:18,705 --> 01:14:21,276 Remember, you're a Shepard. 901 01:14:22,608 --> 01:14:24,913 I'm staying with you. 902 01:14:25,577 --> 01:14:27,546 Let's go kill some sharks. 903 01:14:27,646 --> 01:14:30,918 All right, guys, come with me now. Hurry. 904 01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:39,427 Okay, sir, you're all hooked up. 905 01:14:40,359 --> 01:14:43,125 - All right, good luck. - Piece of cake. 906 01:14:47,533 --> 01:14:50,171 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 907 01:14:52,469 --> 01:14:54,675 The Mech suit. 908 01:15:30,274 --> 01:15:33,147 Go out this way! Back! Come on. 909 01:15:45,724 --> 01:15:47,928 Time to fly. 910 01:15:51,563 --> 01:15:54,039 - Claudia! - Claudia! 911 01:15:57,636 --> 01:15:59,440 Fin. 912 01:16:01,757 --> 01:16:03,526 Oh, yeah. 913 01:16:04,777 --> 01:16:08,347 We gotta put a stop to this! I need your help to get through the storm wall. 914 01:16:08,447 --> 01:16:10,582 It's the only way I can get to the quantum box. 915 01:16:10,682 --> 01:16:13,585 - We're gonna do this together. - Together? 916 01:16:13,685 --> 01:16:16,405 I love you, Fin Shepard, you crazy bastard. 917 01:16:20,692 --> 01:16:22,556 Damn. 918 01:16:27,165 --> 01:16:30,826 Dad! Dad! Claudia got eaten by a shark! 919 01:16:32,538 --> 01:16:34,226 - Dad! - Gil! 920 01:16:35,706 --> 01:16:39,754 - The storm is too strong. - The barrel! He'll be safe in there. 921 01:16:40,279 --> 01:16:42,264 Let's go! 922 01:16:45,183 --> 01:16:47,453 - Get down! - Stay down. 923 01:16:47,553 --> 01:16:49,081 Stay down. 924 01:16:52,291 --> 01:16:55,928 I see the quantum box! I can't get through to it! 925 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:58,385 Let me make a hole for you. 926 01:17:00,532 --> 01:17:03,562 Good! Good! I'll get it! 927 01:17:07,806 --> 01:17:09,644 Matt! 928 01:18:09,598 --> 01:18:13,639 Astro-X, it's turning into a regular sharknado. Do you read me? 929 01:18:13,739 --> 01:18:17,632 - We read you, Fin Shepard. - Release the AstroPods. 930 01:18:21,246 --> 01:18:22,965 Gil! 931 01:18:25,205 --> 01:18:26,969 Gil! 932 01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:32,007 Close your eyes. Count to nine. When you open, the storm has died. 933 01:18:32,107 --> 01:18:34,412 We're ready to launch. 934 01:18:37,529 --> 01:18:39,800 In 5... 935 01:18:41,149 --> 01:18:43,020 4... 936 01:18:46,484 --> 01:18:48,375 1. 937 01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:00,002 Help! 938 01:19:00,302 --> 01:19:02,904 Little Gil's in there. I gotta go after him. 939 01:19:03,004 --> 01:19:05,741 - No, you can't. Your suit is broken. - Help! 940 01:19:05,841 --> 01:19:08,110 I'll go. You stay here. 941 01:19:08,310 --> 01:19:10,114 Help! 942 01:19:16,251 --> 01:19:20,512 Hold on!! Mommy's coming. I'm coming, baby! Hold on! I'm coming! 943 01:19:23,158 --> 01:19:26,246 - Dad! Mom! - Hold on! I got you! 944 01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:31,722 - I got you! Hold on, baby! - Mom! 945 01:19:37,038 --> 01:19:39,877 - Come on! I got you. - Mommy! 946 01:19:41,617 --> 01:19:44,511 Don't worry! Hang on! 947 01:20:02,321 --> 01:20:04,785 Help! Help! 948 01:20:04,885 --> 01:20:08,623 Daddy! Daddy, I'll save you! 949 01:20:12,587 --> 01:20:15,120 I'm a Shepard. 950 01:20:41,916 --> 01:20:44,775 Hey! I got you! 951 01:20:49,457 --> 01:20:52,153 Dad is still in the shark! 952 01:20:52,253 --> 01:20:54,748 I got something. 953 01:21:00,669 --> 01:21:02,473 Matt! 954 01:21:03,471 --> 01:21:05,295 Matt! 955 01:21:11,679 --> 01:21:13,083 Help! 956 01:21:14,881 --> 01:21:18,415 - Matt, help me. Put it on the floor. - Go get him. 957 01:21:24,125 --> 01:21:25,963 Grandpa. 958 01:21:27,929 --> 01:21:30,164 Thanks, Gil. 959 01:21:30,264 --> 01:21:34,470 You okay? You okay? Where's Fin? Where's your father? 960 01:21:41,690 --> 01:21:43,562 Son? 961 01:21:58,035 --> 01:22:00,429 - April. - Mommy! 962 01:22:00,679 --> 01:22:02,550 Gil! 963 01:22:04,299 --> 01:22:07,052 - Are you okay? You okay. - Yeah. 964 01:22:07,152 --> 01:22:09,421 All right, we got you, son. Okay, we got you. 965 01:22:09,521 --> 01:22:12,557 Okay, easy. Right here. Easy. Put him down. Put him down. Easy. Easy. 966 01:22:12,657 --> 01:22:15,794 Come on, now. Watch his head. Okay. 967 01:22:16,194 --> 01:22:17,800 He's not breathing. 968 01:22:18,830 --> 01:22:21,116 No pulse. Okay. I need someone to breathe. 969 01:22:21,216 --> 01:22:25,337 Okay, on five, you breathe. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Breathe. 970 01:22:25,437 --> 01:22:28,907 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Breathe. Come on, son. Come on. 971 01:22:29,007 --> 01:22:32,144 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Oh, God. 972 01:22:32,244 --> 01:22:36,248 No pulse. Okay. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Breathe. 973 01:22:36,348 --> 01:22:40,027 Okay, hang on. No pulse. We need a defibrillator. 974 01:22:40,127 --> 01:22:45,123 - I have an idea. Grab those sharks. - All right, all right. Hook it together. 975 01:22:45,223 --> 01:22:46,921 Let's go. 976 01:22:47,021 --> 01:22:49,132 We need a charge. We need a charge. Come on. 977 01:22:49,232 --> 01:22:52,719 - I got a spark. Clear. - Okay. Now hit him. Hit him. 978 01:22:53,565 --> 01:22:55,980 Okay, no pulse. No pulse. We gotta hit him again. 979 01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:57,851 Clear. 980 01:22:58,203 --> 01:23:01,740 Hang on. Hang on. No pulse. Okay. Get a charge again. 981 01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:04,059 - Get a charge. Okay. - Clear. 982 01:23:04,159 --> 01:23:05,999 Hit him! 983 01:23:07,579 --> 01:23:10,899 Yeah! Yeah, I got a pulse! We got a pulse. Hey. 984 01:23:10,999 --> 01:23:13,852 It's okay. Hey, welcome back, son. 985 01:23:13,952 --> 01:23:16,790 It's okay. It's okay, boy. 986 01:23:19,257 --> 01:23:21,860 - I love you, Mommy. - I love you, too. 987 01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:23,977 Oh, Gil. 988 01:23:24,430 --> 01:23:27,367 - I love you, Daddy. - Oh, God. 989 01:23:30,301 --> 01:23:31,937 - You know what, Dad? - What's that? 990 01:23:32,037 --> 01:23:34,060 Sharks suck. 991 01:23:53,473 --> 01:23:54,970 I don't think this is over yet. 992 01:24:02,969 --> 01:24:04,808 Nova? 993 01:24:07,910 --> 01:24:10,634 Take that! I made it! 994 01:24:10,734 --> 01:24:12,747 I survived! 995 01:24:17,383 --> 01:24:19,197 Come on!