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NURSE: I heard she was
moved to another room.

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Mrs. Larson?

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It...

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It won't be much longer, Mrs. Larson.

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(SIGHS)

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Oh. Well, is he in a lot of pain?

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No. No, no.

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There'll be no more pain for your
husband. He's heavily sedated.

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Okay. I think I'm gonna
go send little Hal in now.

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No. No, no. I don't think
that's such a good idea.

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With all the painkillers,

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the Reverend's not exactly himself.

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Look, I think my boy has a right
to say goodbye to his father.

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I mean, the man means
everything in the world to him.

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Well, your call.

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Nurse?

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Yes, Reverend Larson?

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Did you see the cowboy?

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The cowboy?

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The cowboy who gave me the
singing nickel in Pudding Town?

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Okay, think it's time to
turn down the morphine drip.

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Reverend Larson? Your son is here.

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Okay, sure. Send her in.

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Ladies?

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A little privacy.

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(COUGHING)

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Dad?

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It's me, Dad. Hal.

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Oh. Glad you're here, kiddo.

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Got a few things to tell ya.

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First, I want you to promise

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that no matter what you do in life,

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you will never, ever settle for average.

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Yes, sir.

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Second, don't be satisfied
with routine poontang.

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Huh?

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Don't do what I did.

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I married for love, and your
mother Betty has been a nightmare.

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But, Dad, Mom's name is Marian.

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Listen to me. I'm giving you pearls here.

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And third, find yourself

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a classic beauty

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with a perfect can

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and great toddies.

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That will put you in
good stead with the Lord.

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It's all in here.

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Yes, sir.

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Hot, young tail's what it's all about.

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Hot,

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young tail.

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(FLY BUZZES)

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(FLATLINE TONE)

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I'll make you proud, Papa.

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(MEMBERS ONLY PLAYING)

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Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again

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He seems to be stuck in the '80s

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He wears his Members Only jacket

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'Cause he thinks it
turns on all the ladies

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And all the white folks shake their asses

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Looking for the two and four

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I'll have mine in martini glasses

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'Cause I can't take it anymore

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These are the days of empty kitchens

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The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo

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Excuse me, jackass. Can
you not hear me down there?

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I want nothing to do with
you, you little warthog.

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Shh.

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You had me at "Get lost."

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Hey, what's up, Mauricio?

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Hey, Hal.

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How's the crowd tonight?

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Good. I got a few bites.

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Yeah? Can I get you a drink?

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I won't say no to that.

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Whoo!

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Two beers.

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BARTENDER: Two Buds? Two Buds.

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So, I didn't expect to see you here.

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Where's your new girl Loni?

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Lindy. Lindy.

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She's... Here you go.

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Actually, I didn't tell her
I was going out tonight.

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Why not? Things okay with you guys?

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Yeah. A little too okay, if you
know what I'm talking about.

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(LAUGHS)

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No, I don't know. What's that mean?

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Things are going in the shitter.

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Aw, jeez, I'm sorry to hear
that. Why is she dumping you?

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She's not. I'm dumping her.

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You're dumping Loni?

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Lindy. Are you crazy? Lindy's gorgeous.

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On the surface, but when
you get to know her better,

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there's a whole other story goin' on.

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Yeah? How goes that?

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We're sitting there, you know,
and she's got her bare...

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Her bare feet were on the couch,

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and I notice that her second toe is, like,

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half an inch longer than her big toe.

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That's it? You're breaking up over that?

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Hey, I don't need that circus shit.

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Well, couldn't she get the
toe filed down or something?

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What, then I'm dating a nub?

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I'm starting to think we're jinxed here.

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Speak for yourself, my friend.

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What, you got the promotion?

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I don't hear about that till tomorrow.

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But guess who is now
officially going out with Jill.

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Jill? Your neighbor Jill?

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You're going out with Jill?

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And she doesn't exactly hate me.

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Get out! You are the
luckiest man on the planet.

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So what are you doing here?

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She's hostessing until 11:00.

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Actually, I better get going.

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I'll try to catch her on the way home.

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See if she wants to get a drink.

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If I know you, that's not
all she'll be getting.

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(LAUGHING)

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I'll see you later.

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I said no.

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No? Why not?

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I don't want to have a
drink. I want to go home.

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Is that so hard to understand?

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Hey, hey, hey.

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What's goin' on? Are you mad?

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No, I'm not mad. I just...

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Go on, say it. You know what?

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No matter what it is,
we're gonna work it out.

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Hal, I'm not attracted to you.

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So what? You think
everyone who goes out...

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is attracted to each other? Get real.

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I think they're attracted to
each other in the beginning.

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Oh, come on. That sounds like
a bunch of New Age hooey.

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All right, maybe for some people

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there's a little spark in
the beginning, but for most,

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the attraction part
happens way later. Whoa!

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Just like that, we're breaking up?

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Well, we were never going
out. We just had one date.

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Come on. Hey, let's stay together
five days. That's all I need.

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Why do you need five days?

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Because tomorrow, I'll
finally get my promotion.

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There's gonna be parties, dinners,
this, that. Come on, I need you now.

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You don't need me. You'll be so
busy, you won't think about me.

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How can I not think about you?

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You live right across the hall.

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I don't know, Hal. Maybe... Maybe
you should think about moving.

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Hal, we've made a decision
regarding that wholesaler position.

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Yes! It's about time, Dave.

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We decided to go with
the gal from Merrill.

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She's a proven entity. A big producer.

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I'm sorry, man.

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No, it's... The gal's a proven
entity. What the heck you gonna do?

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Hal, I'm so sorry. Yeah, thanks.

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You should have gotten
it. You deserved it.

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No, I didn't. Obviously I
didn't put them in a position

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where they had to promote
me. It's a good lesson.

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Make yourself indispensable,
that's the key.

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And to make matters worse,
Jill dumped me last night.

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Dumped you? Don't you have to
be going out to get dumped?

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What does that mean?

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I just thought it was more of a...

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Anyway, I don't see why you care so much.

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You know she was wrong for you.

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How can you say that? She was perfect.

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When are you gonna get it? They're
just well-formed molecules.

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By the way, her tits weren't even real.

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Well, I could squeeze 'em.
That's real enough for me.

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Hal, I don't understand how a guy

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who's as nice, and loyal, and generous
as you could have such a huge flaw.

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What are you talking about?

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You don't think picking girls solely
on their looks may not be the best way?

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What, am I supposed to apologize
for having high standards?

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High standards? In the
five years I've known you,

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every woman, I should say
girl, you've gone after

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has been completely out of your league.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Oh, she doesn't mean anything by it.

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She's just saying you're
not that good-looking.

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Oh! I thought she was implying
something really mean.

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No.

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Hey, it's you. You're the TV guru guy.

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Tony Robbins. Pleased to meet you.

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Yeah! Oh, man!

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So, wow! You gave advice
to whatchamacallit.

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President Clinton? Mandela? No, no, no.

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Gorbachev?

187
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No, no. Pamela Anderson.

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Right? Yeah! Give me another handshake.

189
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Wow! Man, look at those mitts!

190
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That's like grabbing a bunch of bananas.

191
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And what's up with those
dogs? How big are those?

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Size 16, buddy.

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Holy cannoli.

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You must do pretty good with the ladies.

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Just one.

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Really? Yeah.

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(SNICKERS)

198
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She sounds hot!

199
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She is an amazing lady.

200
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I bet.

201
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So, what are you doing in my town?

202
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We're doing a seminar here.

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I help people deal with life's challenges
with more dignity and more courage.

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That's my deal, is the
courage. I try to...

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Hang on a second. Are we gonna fall?

206
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,796
No, it just stopped. That's weird.

207
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,229
Oh, man, yeah. So what do we... Hang on.

208
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Are you okay? I'm fine.

209
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,789
You okay?

210
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,872
Yeah, yeah. It's just, I
feel a little lightheaded.

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Then she dumped me. Flat out.

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Not even the courtesy of a severance pop.

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A severance pop?

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You know, one last...

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(WHISTLES)

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To ease the pain.

217
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The nice ones'll sometimes throw you that.

218
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It sounds like you've had
some odd relationships.

219
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Yeah.

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See, the problem is I'm kinda picky.

221
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What do you mean, picky?

222
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:06,357
Well, for instance, I like 'em real young.

223
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:10,274
Like, did you ever see Paulina in
her first Sports Illustrated layout?

224
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,316
You want a young Paulina type?

225
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,755
Well, that face, but
with better headlights.

226
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:18,355
You know how hers have
kind of dimmed lately?

227
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,034
Heidi Klum's beams
would do. And her teeth.

228
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,430
Or that Britney Spears girl.
She's got great knockers.

229
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But she's a tad muscular.

230
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:31,351
Actually, you know what? Her ass would
do, too, if she had a better grill.

231
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,432
Like Michelle Pfeiffer
back when she did Grease 2.

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00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,996
But she'd have to be a
little smilier than Michelle.

233
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,072
Like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos,
before she got Stamosed.

234
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,238
But not as skinny. Someone a
little meatier, like Heidi.

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But no accent. You know those accents...

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Yah-yah-yah-yah.

237
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They really get old fast.

238
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,597
You know what I mean. Someone like that.

239
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,910
Don't you think you're being a bit
shallow in the way you look at women?

240
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,319
Well, no.

241
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,109
I mean, you know, I'd like her
to be into culture and shit, too.

242
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,554
Okay, hypothetical situation.

243
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:11,191
Which do you prefer, a girlfriend
missing one breast or half a brain?

244
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,794
Ooh, toughie.

245
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,034
That's a toughie.

246
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,917
How's the remaining breast? Is it big?

247
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,796
What's your relationship
like with your parents?

248
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:25,079
Oh, it's excellent. I mean, my mom's
hilarious. She golfs every afternoon.

249
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,037
Actually, I don't really remember my dad.

250
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,395
He died when I was nine, so...

251
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,153
If you were nine, that's kind of
odd. You should remember a lot.

252
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,151
Yeah, but I don't.

253
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:38,199
My mom thinks I might have been a
little traumatized by the whole thing.

254
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,875
Anyway, all I remember is he was great.

255
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,276
He was a great guy, and I
really loved him. But...

256
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,798
I'm sorry you lost him.

257
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,189
Hey, listen, I know you got a great heart.

258
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,589
You're just a bit fixated
on people's appearances.

259
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,280
So, Hal Larson, I'm gonna
do you a great favor.

260
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,759
Really? Yeah.

261
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,308
Listen, this is how it'll
work. From this moment on,

262
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,277
whenever you meet someone in the future,

263
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,749
you're only gonna see what's inside them.

264
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,478
So you'll respond to that.

265
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,677
Because that, my friend, is
where the true beauty lies.

266
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,998
Okay, Tony, I think you're
getting a little cabin fever.

267
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,833
Hold on. What if I told you

268
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,718
you could have the most
beautiful women in the world?

269
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,315
Uh, is this kind of like
what you do in your seminars?

270
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,992
No, no, this is very special.

271
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,798
This is just between you and me.

272
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,595
Let's get up, and I'll
show you what to do. Yeah!

273
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:31,593
Now, you got a pattern of looking at
women and judging them by the exterior.

274
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,910
We gotta break that pattern. All right.

275
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,913
So has there been a time when
you were especially shallow?

276
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,991
You saw a woman, thought you
were better than she was?

277
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,672
All the time. All the time.

278
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,830
Can you think of a time when
you were really shallow?

279
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,831
Oh, yeah, I got one.

280
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,239
Think about that. Ready?

281
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,555
Devils, come out!

282
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,517
What the hell are you doin', banana hands?

283
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,079
Just hang on.

284
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,673
We gotta jolt your nervous system.

285
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,193
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

286
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,874
Not just talk about it.
Here's what I want you to do.

287
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,678
Just relax. All right.

288
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,034
And I won't do that again.

289
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,792
I didn't mean the "banana hands" thing.

290
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:04,869
That's okay.

291
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:10,199
Close your eyes. Just relax. And I want
you to imagine that you're on a beach.

292
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,989
It's a warm day, and the
sun is just starting to set.

293
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:19,154
And you're looking in the eyes of a
woman, and you're feeling her heart.

294
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,595
You're seeing her soul.

295
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:25,229
You're feeling her spirit.

296
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,151
That's it.

297
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,993
That's it. Excellent.

298
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,308
Excellent.

299
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,312
Taxi!

300
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,549
Oh.

301
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,920
I'm sorry. I... I thought that...

302
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,355
No, no, no. No. It's my
fault. I didn't see you.

303
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,637
This is your cab. No, I'm
gonna get the next cab.

304
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,875
Uh...

305
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,156
Okay. All right.

306
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:04,076
Look, I'm just... I'm just
headed over to the East Side.

307
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,873
Do you want to share, or...

308
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,029
Yeah!

309
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,997
Yeah, let's take this one.

310
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,470
So, awesome. Thank you. Terrific.

311
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,914
Where to, my friends?

312
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,592
East Side Plaza for me, please.

313
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,954
Likewise.

314
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,108
What? Oh. Huh? Sorry. I just...

315
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:42,879
I mean, yeah, you're...
You're really pretty.

316
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,314
(SCOFFS) Yeah, right.

317
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,198
Jeez, is everybody in
this city so flattering?

318
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,634
See, I figured you weren't from
around here. Where you from?

319
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,709
Boston.

320
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,355
Beantown.

321
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,878
The musical fruit.

322
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,117
The more you eat, the more you toot.

323
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:09,069
So, you here on a shoot or something?

324
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,388
A shoot?

325
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,550
I mean, you must be a model, right?

326
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,478
My grandmother's not doing so well,

327
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,199
so I took a year off from
school to help her out.

328
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,158
Oh. Helping granny. Cool.

329
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,152
Thanks. Yeah.

330
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,919
Bye.

331
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,831
So, nice catching up.

332
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,279
Listen,

333
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:59,595
I know you'll probably think I'm
some kind of wacko for asking, but...

334
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,954
What?

335
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,396
Well, while you're here in
town, I mean, you know...

336
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,352
If you ever feel like taking a break from
hanging out with your old, sick granny,

337
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,833
you know, we could...

338
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,439
Sure. I mean...

339
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,995
Really?

340
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,833
Are you kidding? Yeah! That'd be...

341
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,115
I would absolutely love to, if...

342
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,073
Okay, yeah. I should
get your number, then.

343
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,714
No, no. I'll get yours,
because it would...

344
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,836
With my luck, you'll lose mine, so...

345
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,593
Oh. No, I get it. Very funny.

346
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,194
You got me. That was... No, that was good.

347
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,840
You could've just said no,
but you went the extra mile.

348
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,150
That was harsh. I don't need this shit.

349
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,798
Well, hey...

350
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,154
What?

351
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:47,112
I do want your number. I'm sorry!

352
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,877
I don't know what... That was dumb.

353
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,350
I was saying something... I
thought you meant... Never mind.

354
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,471
Yes. Yes.

355
00:20:56,040 --> 00:21:00,079
Here's my phone number,
and here's my e-mail.

356
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,593
(LAUGHS)

357
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,479
E-mail. That's...

358
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,278
Yeah. That's funny.

359
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,758
MAURICIO: Hello? Hey,
mudwhistle, get dressed.

360
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,159
We're going out.

361
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,518
(ROY'S TOY PLAYING)

362
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,552
So Robbins gave you free therapy
while you were in the elevator?

363
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,194
Yeah. And then... Check this out.

364
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,398
He does this thing to me where he makes
it so I can score better with the ladies.

365
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,636
At the time I thought
it was sort of a joke.

366
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:39,633
But this afternoon, the first
beautiful woman I saw went for me.

367
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,948
Could be coincidence.

368
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,476
But no. This wasn't, you
know... This was different.

369
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,596
I don't know, she went
crazy for me or something.

370
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,478
I think talking to him helped
my confidence or something.

371
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,437
'Cause I do feel more confident.

372
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,752
Shit. Look who's here.

373
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,076
(CHEERING)

374
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,709
What's the matter? You
have a problem with Walt?

375
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,989
You don't?

376
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,798
No. Why would I?

377
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,992
Don't you get sick of it
sometimes? Sick of what?

378
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,276
The whole l-walk-on-all-fours
- so-l-own-the-world thing.

379
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,828
All the phony self-deprecating crap.

380
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,354
Jeez, the guy... Give the guy a break!

381
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,278
He's got spina bifida! He
plays the hand he was dealt.

382
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,914
Yeah. And here he comes.

383
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,749
There's a couple of belt
buckles I recognize.

384
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,796
Hey, Walt. How you doing?

385
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,792
Do I look like I have
anything to complain about?

386
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,474
Not if you don't mind
bunions on your knuckles.

387
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,835
I gotta go to the can.

388
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,188
Hey, man, good to see ya.

389
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,349
Good to see you.

390
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,074
How you been? Good.

391
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,871
There's a pair of panties I
recognize. How ya doing, Deb?

392
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,030
Okay, wise guy, what's it gonna be?

393
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,076
A bottle of Dom for my buddy here.

394
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,038
Another? Okay, you got it.

395
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,792
And keep 'em coming.

396
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,318
What's the occasion?

397
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,715
I take it you don't read
the business section?

398
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,755
What did I miss?

399
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,114
I sold my company to Microsoft.

400
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,599
Yeah? And you cleaned up?

401
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,911
Well, put it this way. If I had
an ass, I'd wipe it with twenties.

402
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,878
All right! Congratulations!

403
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,349
Yup, I'm officially
retired and on the prowl.

404
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,395
Hey, Walt.

405
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,629
Hey, Sally.

406
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,995
I got a leash. Would you
like to take me for a walk?

407
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,278
Come on, boy.

408
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,191
Catch ya later.

409
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,835
Hi.

410
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,875
Hi.

411
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,554
Hal.

412
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,833
I'm Bella.

413
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,549
So, what's up?

414
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,198
Nothing.

415
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,594
My friends are all out on the dance floor.

416
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,749
Yeah?

417
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,957
Oh, how come you're not out there
spanking the planks with 'em?

418
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,270
Spanking the planks. (SNORTS)

419
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,271
So, are they your roommates, or...

420
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,113
No, we work together at the
Foundation Fighting Blindness.

421
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,350
Oh, cool. I used to know a deaf guy.

422
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,158
Yeah. (SNORTS)

423
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,958
Hey, do you wanna dance? Yes!

424
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,473
All right.

425
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,430
(TOO YOUNG PLAYING)

426
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,395
(SNARLS)

427
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:29,711
Baby, when I saw you turning
at the end of the street

428
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,118
I knew a time was gone

429
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,676
And it took me like ages

430
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:41,874
Just to understand that I
was afraid to be a simple guy

431
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,510
I tried my best to smile

432
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:50,392
But deep inside my heart I felt it
was shouting like a crowd dancing

433
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,116
I guess I couldn't live without the things

434
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,236
That made my life what it is

435
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,832
Can't you hear me calling?

436
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,639
Oh, yeah

437
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,956
Everybody's dancing

438
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,837
Oh, yeah

439
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,634
Tonight everything is over...

440
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:16,315
What in the name of all that is holy?

441
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,877
I can't lie on my bed
without thinking I was wrong

442
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,199
But when that feeling calls...

443
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,633
Do you need help?

444
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,870
What? Come on!

445
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,430
Nighttime won't hold me in your arms again

446
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,752
I got a very good friend who says

447
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:40,675
He can't believe the
love I give is not enough

448
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,913
To end your fears I guess I
couldn't live without the things

449
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,036
That made my life what it is

450
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,235
Hal?

451
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,034
It's 10: 00. We gotta go.

452
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,518
(LAUGHS) What are you talking about?

453
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,989
Hal, we gotta go do that thing.

454
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,116
You know, at the place.

455
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,838
What thing?

456
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,718
Hey, sorry, ladies.

457
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,916
I gotta steal your dance partner here.

458
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,558
No!

459
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:12,709
What are you doing?

460
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,955
I am rescuing you!

461
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,234
From what?

462
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,514
From what!

463
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,119
Oh, rainfalls and hard times
coming, they won't leave me tonight

464
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,592
From a pack of stampeding
buffalo! That's from what!

465
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:30,749
Just do let this spirit
survive Everybody's dancing...

466
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,671
Come join us. I'm going after the redhead.

467
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,159
You can have your pick of the other two.

468
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,835
You mean you get the hyena, and I choose
between the hippo and the giraffe?

469
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,717
Don't be intimidated, man.
They don't bite! Now, let's go!

470
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,074
I'm getting back in there!

471
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,794
Hey, go nuts.

472
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,432
Tonight everything is over

473
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,988
I feel too young

474
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,511
Hey, Jill.

475
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,510
Everybody's shaking

476
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,795
Mauricio, it's Hal. Pick it up.

477
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,668
Look, man, I don't know what the hell
was the matter with you last night.

478
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,149
First you wouldn't dance
with the hotties at the bar,

479
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,993
then at the IHOP, those
hotties were even hotter,

480
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,918
and you disappear! Oh, my...

481
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,191
I gotta call you back. Something came up.

482
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,351
(TOXIC GIRL PLAYING)

483
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:48,832
In the sky the birds are pulling rain

484
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:55,072
In your life a curse has got a name

485
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,558
Building a parachute?

486
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,315
Excuse me?

487
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,837
They're a little big, aren't they?

488
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:11,389
Oh, I get it. You ripped the
spinnaker on your sailboat, right?

489
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,669
I'm sorry. I just...

490
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:23,157
It seemed so funny seeing someone like
you holding up a pair of old-lady trou.

491
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,196
Someone like me?

492
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,714
Yeah. You know, someone so fit.

493
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,077
You are a jackass.

494
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,029
Miss, please. I'm sorry.

495
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,111
I didn't mean to offend you.

496
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:43,035
Hey, unibrow, why don't you double
your dosage and leave me alone?

497
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,236
Whoa, whoa. Let's start over.

498
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,232
Look, that was really dumb of me.

499
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,233
You were probably buying 'em for someone
close to you, right? And I insulted them.

500
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,958
Well, however it is you took it,

501
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,792
I want you to know I didn't
mean to piss you off.

502
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,196
I wanted to meet you, and I guess...

503
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,830
I guess I'm not real smooth sometimes.

504
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,879
Let me make it up to you.

505
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,918
Excuse me, miss. Is everything all right?

506
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,750
So, what do you do for a living, Rosemary?

507
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,957
I'm actually volunteering
at the hospital right now,

508
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:32,875
'cause I'm waiting for this
re-up thing to come through.

509
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,197
Re-up? What, are you in the army?

510
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,352
Peace Corps.

511
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,668
Peace Corps. Wow.

512
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,399
That's very altrudocious of you.

513
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,789
Altrudocious? That's not a word.

514
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,670
Ah, you mean humanidocious, right?

515
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,354
(CHUCKLES)

516
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,634
Yeah. That's the one.

517
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,359
All right. Ready to order?

518
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:01,793
Yeah. Can I get a double pizza burger,

519
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,714
chili fries with cheese, and
a large chocolate milkshake?

520
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:12,190
Nicely done. I'll have
the exact same thing.

521
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,838
You got it.

522
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,357
I am impressed.

523
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,556
It's nice to see a girl order a real meal.

524
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,677
I can't stand it when you guys order
a glass of water and a crouton.

525
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,478
It ruins the whole point of going out.

526
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:27,155
Yeah, well, that's probably what
I should be ordering, you know?

527
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,437
But I don't know, no matter what I eat,

528
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,397
my weight just seems to stay the same.

529
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,994
So I just figure, what the
hell? I'm gonna eat what I want.

530
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:38,277
Oh, totally. If you can get
away with it, more power to ya.

531
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,232
Don't be a smart-ass.

532
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,036
What? No, I'm just saying, you know.

533
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,556
I feel bad for people who count
calories. It's no way to live.

534
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,832
Yeah.

535
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,798
But in return they get to
be a lot thinner than I am.

536
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,954
Uh...

537
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,553
Are you out of your mind?

538
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,234
What do you weigh? 110, 115 pounds?

539
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,632
Which one of my butt cheeks
are you talking about?

540
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,199
Okay.

541
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,192
Cuckoo, cuckoo.

542
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,555
Trust me, whatever you're
doing, it's working.

543
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,868
It is working.

544
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,518
Oh, go on.

545
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,194
Oh, my God! Are you okay?

546
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,154
Oops.

547
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,193
Goddang it. Rosemary, don't
move. Is your back all right?

548
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,269
Yeah.

549
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,759
Is she all right?

550
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,354
Listen, you gotta get some
decent chairs in here, man.

551
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,432
What's this shit made out of, anyway?

552
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,795
Steel.

553
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:46,159
Yeah? Well, you should get it
welded better in the corners!

554
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,709
All right, then.

555
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,398
Rosemary, you sure you're okay?

556
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,109
Yeah. I'm a little embarrassed but

557
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,031
it's happened before, it'll happen again.

558
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,348
Oh, man.

559
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,236
Don't be embarrassed. Listen,
I beef it. Everybody beefs it.

560
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,357
We're too late. The
food's probably all gone.

561
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,557
Listen, can you wait here one second?

562
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,029
Oh, Hal, just let it go.

563
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,310
Nah. Nah.

564
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,675
Hal. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

565
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,997
(MOCK LAUGHTER)

566
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,512
You guys are making fun of
me 'cause I'm a little pudgy?

567
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,669
No, I wasn't making fun of
you. I was... That's fine.

568
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,631
Do me a favor. Take a look outside.

569
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,270
You see that little fox out there?

570
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,193
See that little number? She's with me.

571
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,272
If you took all the women you
two have ever gone out with,

572
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,191
they wouldn't equal one of her.

573
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,031
We're not arguing that. No.

574
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,868
(MOCK LAUGHTER)

575
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,951
That's right. Laugh it up, fellas.

576
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:54,750
And tonight, when you're hugging
your pillow, remember, I'm with her.

577
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,035
All right? That's it.

578
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,789
Uh!

579
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,832
What happened? Well, let's just say

580
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,236
the score's Hal two, mall rats zero.

581
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,709
Let me walk you to your car.

582
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,628
Well, thanks for lunch, Hal.

583
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,718
Ah, my pleasure, Rosie.

584
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,392
My mother calls me Rosie.

585
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,471
Really? Yeah.

586
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,991
Gentlemen, can I interest you in
some chili fries and half a burger?

587
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,993
There's a lot left 'cause the
little guy couldn't finish his meal.

588
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,310
Hey. Hey. Pussy.

589
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,555
That was nice of you.

590
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,870
Well, you're all right
in my book, too, Hal.

591
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,359
Can I have your number?

592
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,668
What number?

593
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,194
Your PIN number, I want your money!

594
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,192
Your phone number. What do you think?

595
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,429
Why?

596
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,991
You know, to go out. Maybe like tomorrow.

597
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,789
Uh...

598
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,592
Well, yeah.

599
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:07,032
I mean, sure. It's in the
book under Rosemary Shanahan.

600
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,678
I can write it down. It's S-H-A...

601
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,432
No, I'll remember it.

602
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,715
My boss's name is Steve Shanahan.

603
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,028
That's my father's name.

604
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,680
Not JPS Steve Shanahan?

605
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,671
Yeah!

606
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,795
Yeah.

607
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,472
Your father is my boss.

608
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,120
I mean, not my boss. He's my boss's boss.

609
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,829
I mean, I don't know him, but
I see him around the office.

610
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,192
Well, then you won't forget my name.

611
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,958
Hal? Yeah?

612
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,516
If I don't hear from you,

613
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,756
I appreciate everything, anyway.

614
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,313
Cuckoo.

615
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,750
You sure you don't want a dog?

616
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,276
Yeah, yeah. I'm trying
to lose a couple of lbs.

617
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,112
Since when do you care about your gut?

618
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,273
I don't really, but I'm a little nervous.

619
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:21,035
This girl who's coming to
meet me here is in incredible.

620
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,189
Uh-huh?

621
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,271
Like the ones on the dance
floor the other night?

622
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,672
Even better, buddy. I'm telling
you, it's almost beyond belief.

623
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:33,959
She's funny, she's smart, she
teaches self-esteem to sick kids.

624
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,996
And I would never believe a
girl as beautiful could have

625
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,071
such a great personality.

626
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:42,312
Ugly duckling syndrome. She probably
wasn't pretty till high school.

627
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,790
The personality had to
develop out of necessity.

628
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,632
You know what? I bet you're right.

629
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:50,029
She's way too pretty to be so nice.

630
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,519
Sometimes they're ugly so long,

631
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,795
they turn pretty and don't realize it.

632
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,913
The ugly self-image is so well
ingrained. That's a real find.

633
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,672
Hey! Hey!

634
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,788
I've been looking for you.

635
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,316
Oh, shit. Oh, it's Lindy.
The girl with the toe.

636
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,231
Hey, Mauricio. How ya doing?

637
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,390
Good. Did you get my message?

638
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,917
No, no. My phone machine's not
really working there. Did you call?

639
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,231
I got tickets for that Beatles reunion.

640
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,355
The Beatles?

641
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,476
Yeah. Well, not the real Beatles,

642
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,437
but Paul, George and Ringo will be there.

643
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,670
But Eric Clapton is filling in for John.

644
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,151
It's an invitation-only acoustic set.

645
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,071
Only about 70 people, tops.

646
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,195
Oh, man.

647
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,429
So you're in?

648
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,553
Ahhh...

649
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,275
No. Not a Clapton fan.

650
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,998
Think I'll pass.

651
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,474
Okay.

652
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,836
Well, I guess I'll see ya. Yeah, yeah.

653
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,558
Bye, Lindy.

654
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,915
Oh, did you see the toe?

655
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,549
Mauricio, I gotta tell
you, you got issues.

656
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,709
Don't even get me started.

657
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,758
Oh, God. There she is. There's Rosemary.

658
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,354
Where?

659
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,078
Right there.

660
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,115
Right where?

661
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,236
Straight ahead. Across the field.

662
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,629
Is she behind the rhino?

663
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:16,711
She's right there!

664
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,872
Mauricio, I want you to meet someone.

665
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,999
This is Rosemary Shanahan.
Rosemary, Mauricio Wilson.

666
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,640
Hi. Nice to meet you.

667
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:36,872
Holy cow. I mean, hi.

668
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,069
Is that a Members Only jacket?

669
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,839
Yes. Yes, it is.

670
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,956
So, are you, like, the last member?

671
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,156
(LAUGHS)

672
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,395
Oh, man. One-nothing, Rosemary.
I told you she was good.

673
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:57,076
Excuse me for just one
second. Hello? Oh, hi, Mom.

674
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,514
Yeah, hold on. Will you guys excuse me?

675
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,511
Want something from the snack bar?

676
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,956
Yeah, get me a beer and nachos
with all the stuff on it.

677
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,393
You got it.

678
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,278
Does she take the cake or what?

679
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,874
She takes the whole bakery, Hal.

680
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:14,995
I told you.

681
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,197
Yes, you did. And yet I wasn't prepared.

682
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,399
So, what are you up for?

683
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,914
I don't know. I like the track.

684
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,991
Ah, so she's a gambler.

685
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,435
Yeah, well, just the dogs.

686
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,990
I hate the ponies. There's too
much human involvement, you know?

687
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,669
You can't trust people if
you're looking for a fair deal.

688
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,428
What about you? Do you gamble?

689
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,033
No, not really.

690
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,759
I mean, I bet on pro
football now and then,

691
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,593
but to make it more exciting.
I don't care if I win.

692
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,154
Huh.

693
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,708
I've never read that book.

694
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,153
What book?

695
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:55,753
Things Losers Say.

696
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,993
(ROSEMARY CHUCKLES)

697
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,435
Hey, I got a good idea. Why
don't we forget the track,

698
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,512
and I'll introduce you to
some good friends of mine?

699
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,158
Yeah? Yeah.

700
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,157
All right. What do you say?

701
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,554
I say okay.

702
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,868
You say okay?

703
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:18,552
Hi, guys. I want you to meet a
very good friend of mine. Okay?

704
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:23,031
This guy here is Hal.
And he's really funny.

705
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,874
How ya doing? Good.

706
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,552
Good to meet ya.

707
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,433
Hey.

708
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,510
Wow. Oh, my God. Look at that face.

709
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,676
She should be doing Keebler commercials.

710
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,872
You're the cutest thing I've ever seen.

711
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,598
What's your name, beautiful?

712
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:40,669
Cadence.

713
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,876
Cadence. That's a pretty name.

714
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,791
You know, my uncle's name is Cadence.

715
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,034
Well, I got news for you, Cadence.

716
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,559
I'm not putting you down
until the cows come home.

717
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,676
Put her down.

718
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,831
The cow came home.

719
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,757
What is he doing here?

720
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,796
These aren't visiting hours.

721
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,913
Oh, Nurse Peeler, we were just
coming by to say hi to the kids.

722
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,594
Oh, fine. Pack it up.

723
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,470
And get these patients back in their beds.

724
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,638
(PAGER BEEPING)

725
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,794
Should we get going?

726
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,475
Don't pay any attention to Nurse Sourpuss.

727
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:26,993
Sourpuss.

728
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,833
(KIDS GIGGLE)

729
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:33,235
Hey! I got an idea. Do you
want to play the kissing game?

730
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,390
I do! Me!

731
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,511
Yeah? Want me to go get a bottle?

732
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,160
No, no. Want to get the lipstick?

733
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,275
Get lipstick.

734
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,032
Yeah, okay.

735
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,510
What we do is we put on the lipstick.

736
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,950
The kisser kisses as much as they
can until the lipstick comes off.

737
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,600
Oh, cool. I want to go first.

738
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,517
Then I'm going last.

739
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,675
Jesse.

740
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,432
(UNDER BREATH) Hey, they don't have

741
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,596
anything I can catch, do they?

742
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,750
They don't have anything you can catch.

743
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,593
I didn't think so. You
guys don't even look sick.

744
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,672
You're just a bunch of
phonies like my Uncle Cadence.

745
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,354
I'll bet you're here so you
can get out of school. Right?

746
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,317
Is that right? Yeah.

747
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,389
Give me some lipstick.

748
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:16,469
Put on lipstick.

749
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,354
You were incredible in there.
You were. You were so amazing.

750
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,319
I'm serious. A lot of people get squeamish
in that situation, and you were so...

751
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,992
Rosemary? Is that you?

752
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,071
Dr. Sayed! How's it going?

753
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,195
Good. Who is this?

754
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,349
This is my friend Hal.

755
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,759
Hal. Good to meet you.

756
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,997
Be nice to her. She's
a good girl. All right.

757
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,991
Bye, Rosemary. Bye.

758
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,071
I'm serious. That's what these kids need,

759
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,153
is, like, a stranger who isn't afraid
to just be with them and play with them.

760
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,356
It builds their self-confidence.

761
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,550
Why would anybody be afraid of 'em?

762
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:53,030
You are off-the-charts
adorable. Do you know that?

763
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,439
Come on.

764
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,839
This is a nice street you live on.

765
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,912
Yeah, this is my street.
You want to come up?

766
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,953
Yeah. But I don't think I should.

767
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,600
Why not? It's only 9:00.

768
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,716
I know. I don't think it's a good idea.

769
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,678
Oh, no. Did I do something? No.

770
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,997
You've been really cool.

771
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,069
Hi, Hal.

772
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,436
Oh, hey, Jill. Rosemary,
this is my neighbor Jill.

773
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,549
Hi. Hi.

774
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,039
Nice...

775
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,028
(GRUNTS) Sorry.

776
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,314
Nice to meet you.

777
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,079
Nice to meet you, too, Jill.

778
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:36,711
I gotta go meet some friends,
so I'll see you guys later.

779
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,518
Bye. Bye.

780
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,919
Come up.

781
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,876
(SIGHS) No.

782
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,555
What? I thought... I thought
we were having a good time.

783
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,076
We were. It's just, you know,
Hal, I'm not used to all this.

784
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,639
Used to what?

785
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,070
Hal, you've been really nice to me today.

786
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,957
I really appreciate it. But...

787
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,759
What, your other boyfriends
aren't nice to you?

788
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,149
I don't have other boyfriends.

789
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,309
Bullshit.

790
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,156
Well, I had one boyfriend.

791
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,239
It was kind of recently,
actually, but it didn't work out.

792
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,351
Hmm. You've been burnt, huh?

793
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,752
No. That's just it.

794
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:23,799
I... I've never been close
enough to anybody to get burnt.

795
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,429
Please! With a mug like that?

796
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,078
You must be fighting 'em off daily.

797
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,593
Right! I mean, I saw the way your
friend Mauricio looked at me.

798
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,910
I thought he was gonna shoot
me with a tranquilizer gun

799
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,228
and tag my ear.

800
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,914
Don't worry. He's been
acting really weird lately.

801
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,434
Especially around really pretty girls.

802
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,354
Hal,

803
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,359
do me a favor and stop saying that I'm
pretty, and that I'm not fat, okay?

804
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,438
'Cause it makes me uncomfortable.

805
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,556
Okay. You have a problem with compliments?

806
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,988
Look. I know what I am
and I know what I'm not.

807
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:08,150
I'm the girl who gets really good
grades and isn't afraid to be funny.

808
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:12,791
And I'm the girl who has a lot of
friends who are boys, and no boyfriends.

809
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,469
I'm not beautiful, okay?
And I never will be.

810
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,472
And I'm fine with that. You know?

811
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:24,313
But when you go around saying
that I'm something that I'm not,

812
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,595
it's just, it's not nice.

813
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,559
Whoa, Rosemary. You're
starting to scare me.

814
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,673
I mean, I really like you,

815
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:38,357
but I have to assume you're a little nutty
if you really believe you're not beautiful.

816
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,668
Grow up, Hal.

817
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,993
Rosie. Wait a second.

818
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,754
Well, it was too good to be true.

819
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,155
Hmm?

820
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,195
Rosemary. Turned out to be a total psycho.

821
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,478
Her self-image is so far off, it's scary.

822
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,751
Well, maybe you had a little
something to do with that.

823
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,592
What? What are you talking about?

824
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:14,070
All I ever did was tell
her how perfect she was.

825
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,276
Really? Yeah.

826
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,675
Then she got all huffy
and told me to grow up.

827
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,476
Well, that's probably good
advice. You are kind of immature.

828
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,914
You're not serious. You actually
think you're more mature than me?

829
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,198
Yeah, right. I'm probably
more immature than you,

830
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,999
but at least I have a bigger willie.

831
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,275
Yeah, bigger than a mouse's.

832
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,549
What the hell was that?

833
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,352
I said your willie's bigger than...

834
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,429
I heard,

835
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,790
but it took you, like, eight seconds.

836
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,075
You can't make a comeback
after eight seconds.

837
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,470
You got three seconds. Five, tops.

838
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,030
That's why they call
it a quip. Not a slowp.

839
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:08,991
All right, you got anything better
to read? I gotta fire off a missile.

840
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,033
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

841
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,517
Hi. Is this a bad time, or...

842
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,389
No.

843
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,519
Um...

844
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,439
I just wanted to apologize for last night.

845
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,431
You don't have to apologize.

846
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:34,949
Yeah, I do.

847
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:38,476
I called you, like, immature or
sophomoric or something like that.

848
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,915
I know you're not...
MAURICIO: My God. Hal!

849
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,798
You gotta get in here
and look at this turd.

850
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,394
It looks just like Klinger from M*A*S*H.

851
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,389
Um...

852
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,274
Why don't we get out of here? Okay.

853
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,793
Coffee?

854
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,990
(BABY, NOW THAT I'VE FOUND YOU PLAYING)

855
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,638
Mmm.

856
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,991
Excuse me. Are you ready to order?

857
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,674
Yes. Two double cheeseburgers,
bacon, one with relish.

858
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,478
Thank you.

859
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,880
(SLURPING)

860
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,349
Ow.

861
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,109
Are you okay?

862
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,428
Brain freeze.

863
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:24,709
Baby, now that I've found
you I can't let you go

864
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,278
I'll build my world
around you, I need you so

865
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,510
Excuse me, sweetie. Professional.

866
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,590
Baby, baby, since first we met...

867
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,830
Hey, Billy, stay over near the ladder.

868
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,757
Weak. So weak.

869
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,718
You wanna see a splash? I'm
gonna show you a splash. Ready?

870
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,830
You spend a lifetime looking for somebody

871
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,994
To give me love like you

872
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,870
Now you've told me that you wanna leave me

873
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,919
Darling, I just can't let you

874
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,710
Baby, now that I've found
you I can't let you go...

875
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,472
That was good?

876
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,709
Billy?

877
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:23,232
Billy? Billy? Billy!

878
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,639
(SOBBING) Daddy.

879
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,149
Sorry.

880
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,677
Now that I've found you I can't let you go

881
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,833
I'll build my world
around you, I need you so

882
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,669
Baby, even though you don't need me

883
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,558
You don't need me

884
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:47,708
What's the matter?

885
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,439
I should have changed at the beach.

886
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,432
What? Are you crazy? You look great.

887
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,318
I don't normally dress like
this around my parents.

888
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:57,879
Hey, hey, come on.

889
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,191
I'm the one who should
be nervous here, not you.

890
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:08,189
Hey, you know, I've been meaning
to ask you, were you adopted?

891
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,758
No. Why?

892
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,914
'Cause your dad has that weird accent.

893
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,958
And also, I've seen him around the office.

894
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,110
I gotta say, I don't see
the slightest resemblance.

895
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,349
Really? Yeah.

896
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,591
Everybody says if you put a wig
on him, he'd look just like me.

897
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,670
(IRISH ACCENT) Would you
look at who's here now?

898
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,034
Come here, my darlin'.

899
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,599
Hi, Daddy.

900
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,155
Rosie, honey.

901
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:33,508
Mom.

902
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,636
Good to see ya.

903
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:38,473
Hal Larson, the guy I
was telling you about.

904
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,959
It's great to meet you, sir.

905
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,672
Likewise.

906
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,079
Nice to meet you, Hal.

907
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,230
The pleasure is mine, Mrs. Shanahan.

908
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,074
Wow, I can see where
Rosemary gets her figure.

909
00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:00,429
What the hell... What the
hell is that you've got on?

910
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,477
We were at the beach.

911
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,711
Won't you be putting
something else on, darlin'?

912
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:12,793
Oh, come on. She doesn't have to do
that for me. Let's just keep it casual.

913
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,073
Casual.

914
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:21,356
Hey, Dad, Hal's one of your great
untapped resources down at the company.

915
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,670
Why don't you tell him some of your ideas?

916
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,752
Oh, so you've got a few ideas, do ya?

917
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,756
HAL: It is risky, but the
rewards are greater, too.

918
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,839
The point is, only a company
with a solid reputation like JPS

919
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,558
could ever market this product.

920
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,155
MRS. SHANAHAN: Hal,
let me take your plate.

921
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,549
Oh, thank you. It was delicious.

922
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,710
Can I get you boys some coffee?

923
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,155
I'd love a cup of tea, darlin'.

924
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:49,390
Maybe just a drop of the hard stuff.

925
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,195
Yeah, I'll just have a cup of
joe. That'd be great. Thanks.

926
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,758
I have to say, Hal, I'm impressed
with a lot of your ideas.

927
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,956
Some of them are dog shit, you know,

928
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,271
but for the most part, you seem
to have done your homework.

929
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,715
So I'd like you to do
something for me. Okay.

930
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,998
Well, I'm meeting with me
executive committee Monday morning,

931
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,435
and I'd like you to make a presentation.

932
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,033
Seriously?

933
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,236
Well, nothing fancy, you understand.

934
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:23,029
Just talk about the same things
that you talked about here tonight.

935
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,599
Great. I'd love to.

936
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,031
Oh, and by the way,

937
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,150
you can cut out the act now.

938
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,229
Excuse me?

939
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:35,393
You think I got as far as I
did in me life by bein' a fool?

940
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,232
Now, you've got ambition,
Hal, and I admire that.

941
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,437
Hell, I wish I had a
hundred more like yourself.

942
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,476
We'd be the number-one
firm in the country.

943
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,358
And me daughter would get
a hell of a lot more dates.

944
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,157
I'm sure Rosemary doesn't have
any problem getting dates.

945
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,198
I told you to cut the shit out, all right?

946
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,078
Look, Rosemary is me daughter,

947
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,276
and God knows I love her dearly.

948
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:06,275
But I think we both know that we won't
soon be seeing her twirlin' the baton,

949
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:08,954
marching along with the
Dallas Cheerleaders.

950
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:15,949
Uh...

951
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:18,711
I don't understand.

952
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,632
I'm telling you the truth, Hal.

953
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:27,278
And the truth is I haven't been able
to bounce me daughter on me knee

954
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,351
since she was two.

955
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:34,277
You know, I've read about people like you.

956
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,154
People like me?

957
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:39,312
You superachievers with
your impossible standards.

958
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,472
Nothing's ever good enough.
Nothing measures up.

959
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:47,156
It never occurs to you that your kids
are people, with their own feelings.

960
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,639
You think they're just
an extension of you,

961
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:50,517
like your billion-dollar company,

962
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:54,878
or your $20 million Lear Jet and
your Picasso out in the front hall.

963
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:59,272
Everything reflects on you, so nothing
and no one is ever good enough.

964
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,239
Go on.

965
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,994
When I first met Rosemary,

966
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,640
she told me she knew she
wasn't that good-looking.

967
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:09,597
I could not believe my ears.

968
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,315
How can a person this beautiful

969
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:17,520
possibly interpret what she sees in the
mirror to be anything other than that?

970
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,556
Well, now I know.

971
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,028
Is everything okay?

972
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,599
Huh? Yeah, everything is fine.

973
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,159
Just fine.

974
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:41,959
What?

975
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:47,997
Nothing. I just can't
believe how lucky I am.

976
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,912
(THIS IS MY WORLD PLAYING)

977
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,556
You swear to God you're not gonna laugh?

978
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,392
Come on, I'm not gonna laugh.

979
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,389
(WHIMPERS)

980
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,588
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

981
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:10,715
Ah.

982
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,313
Daddy like.

983
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,959
The look on your face

984
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:23,428
It can never explain your heart

985
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,994
And the touch of my lips

986
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:35,472
It can never tell you my thoughts

987
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:39,951
Then you want me to change

988
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,916
I can't get used to...

989
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,711
What in... How did...

990
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,672
(LAUGHS)

991
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,715
Get over here, Houdini.

992
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:00,791
'Cause it's not really me This is my world

993
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:05,317
This is who I am And
I'm not gonna give up...

994
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,311
Hi.

995
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,550
Yes, I am.

996
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,474
Everything's so perfect.

997
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,357
It's a little scary.

998
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,589
I know.

999
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,991
But in a good way.

1000
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,038
To have so much to lose. That's nice.

1001
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,075
I'm gonna call you later.

1002
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:37,639
Okay.

1003
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,278
Bye.

1004
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:44,959
(SIGHS)

1005
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,432
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

1006
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,678
Forget something?

1007
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,031
Oh, hey. Hi. I'm glad I caught you

1008
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,509
before you went to work. What's up?

1009
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,558
I was wondering if maybe you
wanted to come over tonight.

1010
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,108
Open a bottle of wine,
maybe watch a video.

1011
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,668
Uh...

1012
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,358
Nah. Thanks, though.

1013
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,994
And in summation, I
feel that these measures

1014
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,833
will help JPS and all of our customers.

1015
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,950
Nice job, Hal. Thank you.

1016
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,393
Nicely done. I appreciate it.

1017
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,152
Hal, I stand corrected.

1018
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,878
Thank you.

1019
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,509
Hal, I need to see you in
me office straight away.

1020
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:41,999
Sure.

1021
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,917
Sit yourself down.

1022
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,316
So, what'd you think?

1023
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,713
I'll be gettin' to that in a minute.

1024
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:57,349
I want to talk to you about that little
conversation we had the other night

1025
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:00,273
and all of them things you said to me.

1026
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:05,517
Well, I'm more than just a little
embarrassed, having said what I said.

1027
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,239
I think me daughter is lucky to have you.

1028
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:13,032
No, sir. I'm the lucky one.

1029
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:15,512
Indeed.

1030
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:19,718
Well, now, as to your meeting in there.

1031
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,518
Sure, it was first-rate.

1032
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,996
Yeah? Oh, yes.

1033
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:27,117
Hal, I'm gonna level with ya.

1034
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,713
I need your balls.

1035
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,235
Sir?

1036
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:34,029
I need a man around that can
give it to me straight, you know?

1037
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,715
Whether the news be good or bad.

1038
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,631
So I've decided.

1039
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:43,554
From now on, you'll be
working directly for me.

1040
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:46,632
Uh...

1041
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,995
I don't know what to say but...

1042
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,435
Thank you.

1043
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:55,115
Well, a thank you will do just fine.

1044
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,309
Well, get the fuck out.

1045
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:02,435
Oh, okay.

1046
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:12,317
BOTH: Congratulations on your promotion!

1047
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:13,389
Oh, sorry.

1048
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:16,438
No, no. Come in, come in. I
want you to meet Rosemary.

1049
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,636
Rosemary, this is Jen and Artie. Hi.

1050
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:21,439
Kids, Rosemary Shanahan.

1051
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,437
As in Steve?

1052
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:28,190
Yeah, he's my dad. Oh, God, which
reminds me, I gotta meet him for lunch.

1053
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,840
I'll see you this weekend, okay?

1054
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,189
Mmm. (GOBBLING)

1055
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,276
(ROSEMARY GIGGLES)

1056
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,998
It was really nice to meet you guys.

1057
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,559
Mind if I take a little sliver?

1058
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,073
Go for it.

1059
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,271
Beauty.

1060
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,157
Want a plate?

1061
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:50,559
Uh-uh.

1062
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,912
I know what you're thinking.
Where does she put it, right?

1063
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,838
You guys, thanks for the cake.
You didn't have to do this.

1064
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:01,717
Hey, it was the least we could do,

1065
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,597
seeing as how you worked so hard to become

1066
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,955
"indispensable" to the company.

1067
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,198
Is that that new thing called sarcasm?

1068
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:14,114
Hal, we all know you're
about as deep as a puddle.

1069
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,873
In fact, that used to
be part of your charm.

1070
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,474
But this just flat out sucks.

1071
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:20,549
What are you talking about?

1072
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:25,714
If you have one ounce of integrity
left, you'll break it off immediately,

1073
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,075
before you hurt the poor girl.

1074
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:41,230
I gotta give you credit for being more
proactive and starting to meet women

1075
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,629
and who knows? Maybe you are
on a roll here or something.

1076
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,996
But don't you think it's time
to raise the bar a little?

1077
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,671
I mean, at first I thought
you were in a slump, you know?

1078
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,228
I could, as a friend, look the other way

1079
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,669
while you banged a few fatties
and got it out of your system.

1080
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:58,069
But there's lots of
good-eatin' fish out there.

1081
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,469
You don't have to snack on carp anymore.

1082
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,632
I suppose the girls we partied
with a couple weeks ago downtown

1083
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:05,438
were a couple of carp, too?

1084
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,078
No. Laura, the one with the whiskers,

1085
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,355
she looked more like a catfish.

1086
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,034
Oh, I see. And what about Marie?

1087
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,999
Pop some bolts on her neck,

1088
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,116
and the villagers will be chasing her.

1089
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,156
And Vicki? Who?

1090
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,639
Vicki! Who's Vicki?

1091
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:22,797
Vicki Vicki. With the short brown hair.

1092
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:26,236
Vicki? I thought that was a
guy. I was calling her Vic!

1093
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,834
Oh, you're out of your mind!

1094
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,275
Look, I know I'm being a
little harsh on you here.

1095
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,909
I think real friends are obligated
to be honest with each other.

1096
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,389
This one that you're dating now... Jeez.

1097
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,633
Careful.

1098
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:44,759
Hey, all I'm saying is she's
got cankles, for God's sake.

1099
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:45,875
What?

1100
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,313
Cankles! She's got no ankles.

1101
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:50,153
The calf merged with the
foot, cut out the middleman.

1102
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,468
She has coffee cans.

1103
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,754
I know what cankles are.

1104
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,637
Rosemary doesn't have 'em.

1105
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,712
You know what? I know
what you're doing here.

1106
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,312
You're scared.

1107
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,435
Scared?

1108
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:05,832
Yup. This is exactly what you did with
the knockout with the weird frinkly toe.

1109
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:10,198
You're inventing reasons to
dump girls 'cause you're afraid.

1110
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,431
All right, look. I admit Rosemary
is kind of cool, all right?

1111
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:16,512
But admit you wouldn't
talk to that woolly mammoth

1112
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:18,716
if her father wasn't company president.

1113
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:25,429
What?

1114
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,678
I guarantee you've never met anyone
like this guy who's coming with us.

1115
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:37,875
You're gonna love him.

1116
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,313
Great.

1117
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,628
What's his girlfriend like?

1118
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:41,869
I haven't met her.

1119
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,235
They just started going
out. Oh, there he is.

1120
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,751
Walt!

1121
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,034
At your cervix!

1122
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:51,870
Hey, you recognize these panties?

1123
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:55,111
Rosemary, don't steal my lines.

1124
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:56,872
You two know each other?

1125
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:58,075
Yeah!

1126
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,675
Gosh, Walt's been volunteering
down at the hospital for years.

1127
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:02,835
Oh.

1128
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,229
So where's this mystery girl?

1129
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,149
She should be here any minute.

1130
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:14,588
Hey, I want you to be honest.

1131
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:17,797
Is this outfit too "Hey, look at me"?

1132
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:21,356
No, no. It's very subtle.

1133
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,311
Sorry I'm late.

1134
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:33,435
Tanya.

1135
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:36,676
Oh. What a surprise.

1136
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:39,159
(SUMMER DAYS PLAYING)

1137
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,913
I've spent all summer days drivin'

1138
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:51,232
I'm tired of holidays ruined

1139
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,630
No more takeaways, expired food

1140
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:56,835
I gotta get a map.

1141
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,237
I'm going with you.

1142
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,992
What are those for?

1143
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:04,197
Ever walk through a truck-stop
men's room on your hands?

1144
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,032
(LAUGHS WEAKLY)

1145
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,269
Want anything?

1146
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,271
Potato chips. And dip.

1147
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:16,308
Cut it out.

1148
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:17,469
(LAUGHS)

1149
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:23,594
So, Tanya, I had no idea that you and
Walt were, you know, seeing each other.

1150
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,955
Yeah. You got a light?

1151
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,310
It's actually a very funny story.

1152
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:40,472
Because he had been asking me
out for a really long time,

1153
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,028
and I was always kind of unavailable.

1154
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,190
And then just when he had given up,

1155
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,192
I broke up with my
boyfriend, and there he was.

1156
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,555
So I asked him out.

1157
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,069
So he kind of grew on you, huh?

1158
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:57,073
Exactly. I mean, you gotta admit,

1159
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,436
when you first meet him,
it is kind of jarring.

1160
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:04,069
I mean, you kind of don't
even know what goes where.

1161
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,357
But anyway, the timing couldn't
have been more perfect,

1162
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:10,318
because he had just sold his company,

1163
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,470
and he has all this time on his hands,

1164
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:15,358
and we can plan things,

1165
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:18,637
and travel, and go shopping and...

1166
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:22,754
Well, I guess timing's everything.

1167
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,591
Hope you like bean dip.

1168
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,078
(COUNTRYSIDE WITH YOU PLAYING)

1169
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,709
I'd already picked up all the faces

1170
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:39,588
And I, I wanna show you all the places

1171
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:43,798
And I, I wanna take a little ride

1172
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,155
Wanna take a little ride

1173
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,993
In the countryside with you

1174
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:53,631
(CHEERING)

1175
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,235
Yeah! That was my girl.

1176
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,629
Oh, my God. I'm the biggest nerd.

1177
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:13,795
Mmm-mmm.

1178
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,359
Rosemary!

1179
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:16,475
Ralph!

1180
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,433
Hi.

1181
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,079
You remember Li'iBoy?

1182
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:23,599
Li'iBoy. Yeah.

1183
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,272
How are you?

1184
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:26,594
Mahalo, Rosemary.

1185
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,033
How you doing? Great.

1186
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:32,159
Wow. Do they still got
you out in Sierra Leone?

1187
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:34,476
No, no. Now they got me near my home.

1188
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,393
I'm on this island in the
South Pacific called Carabas.

1189
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:38,879
I'm Hal.

1190
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:40,951
Oh, I'm sorry. Hal.

1191
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,193
These are my Peace Corps buddies.

1192
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:47,034
This is Ralph Owens and
Li'iBoy. This is Hal Larson.

1193
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,838
What's up? Li'iBoy.

1194
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,599
So, what are you guys doing up here?

1195
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,678
Li'iBoy's been stuck in the office
training for the last 30 days,

1196
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,149
so I dragged him up here
and threw him on the slopes.

1197
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:01,878
It wasn't pretty.

1198
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,111
I knew this Hawaiian guy in high school

1199
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:08,749
who went out for the hockey
team. It was funny as shit.

1200
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:18,033
Anyway, it's great to see you again.

1201
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:22,432
You look happy.

1202
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,873
Thanks. I am.

1203
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,959
Well, we got a long drive back, so...

1204
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:34,829
Bye.

1205
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:36,319
Bye. Good to meet ya.

1206
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,039
You okay?

1207
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:44,874
Uh-huh.

1208
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:49,149
It's just that do you remember how I
told you that once I had a boyfriend?

1209
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:50,639
Uh-huh.

1210
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:52,233
That was him.

1211
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,714
You're welcome. Sure. What's your name?

1212
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,753
Excuse me, Mr. Robbins. Can
I have a word with you, sir?

1213
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:11,319
Sure, but I gotta catch a plane.

1214
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,038
It's only gonna take a minute.

1215
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:17,033
A few weeks ago, you got trapped
in an elevator with my friend.

1216
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,350
Oh, yeah! Hal. He was a great guy. Yes.

1217
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,510
He was having relationship
troubles. How is he?

1218
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:23,949
That's a matter of debate.

1219
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,515
Really?

1220
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,876
Anyway, apparently, you
gave him like a pep talk,

1221
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:33,351
and now he's under the impression
that he can get any woman he wants.

1222
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,676
And you don't think he can?

1223
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:36,875
I don't know. Whatever.

1224
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:42,830
But see, the point is, lately
the only women he wants are ugly.

1225
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,876
Who says they're ugly?

1226
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,552
Bausch & Lomb.

1227
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:48,676
And very fat, some of them.

1228
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:51,558
It's like Hal has lowered his whole...

1229
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:54,074
Jesus, you've got a big noggin.

1230
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:55,275
Thanks for noticing.

1231
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,555
My new book has a chapter on blurting.

1232
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,153
You might want to pick it up.

1233
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:00,878
Yeah, I'll check into that.

1234
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,758
Anyway, I mean, did
something go wrong here?

1235
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:06,229
Is he having a nervous breakdown?

1236
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,595
No. Haven't you heard the phrase,

1237
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,318
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"?

1238
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:13,432
Yeah. Did you ever hear the
song Who Let the Dogs Out?

1239
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:15,515
It can't be that bad.

1240
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:19,113
Look, exactly what did you do to him, man?

1241
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,549
I altered his perception a little bit.

1242
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:26,429
I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!

1243
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,391
You messed with his eyesight, right? No.

1244
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,391
No. You hypnotized him.

1245
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:33,677
No. I dehypnotized him. He's
been hypnotized his whole life.

1246
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:35,751
He's totally focused on the outside.

1247
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,474
I helped him see inner beauty,

1248
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:41,279
including people you think
are not physically attractive.

1249
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:45,672
How can he see their inner beauty
when he doesn't even know them?

1250
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,433
Inner beauty's easy to see
when you're looking for it.

1251
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:52,872
But how can he not feel them when he's...

1252
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:54,872
(GROANS IN DISGUST)

1253
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:57,793
The brain sees what the
heart wants it to feel.

1254
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:01,236
All right, look. Let's just cut
through the old crapcake here, huh?

1255
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,799
Okay.

1256
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:12,072
Sir, don't you think it's
wrong to brainwash someone?

1257
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,037
Don't you think you're brainwashed?

1258
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:16,156
All you know about beauty is programmed.

1259
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:19,915
TV, magazines, movies, they all tell
you what's beautiful, what isn't.

1260
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,514
How's this any different?

1261
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:26,309
Look, I didn't come here to debate
you! I just want my friend back!

1262
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:30,951
Now, isn't there some kind of
word or phrase or something

1263
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:32,519
to take the whammy off him?

1264
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:34,033
Of course. But if we do that,

1265
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:37,351
he'll go back to judging
everybody by the outside.

1266
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:38,998
Is this what he really wants?

1267
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:41,150
I don't care!

1268
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,953
It's what I want! I want my friend back!

1269
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,353
I gotta go. I gotta catch
my plane. I'm really sorry.

1270
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:52,070
Look, a man's reputation, dignity
and furniture are being trashed here!

1271
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:56,039
Perhaps irreparably! For God's
sakes, his job is in jeopardy!

1272
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,315
His job? Really?

1273
01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,753
Yes. And it's a great job.

1274
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:07,431
I just wanted to give him a gift.
I didn't want him to get hurt.

1275
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,318
You seem to know him
better than I do, so...

1276
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,038
It's a shame to let it go.

1277
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:13,633
Oh, it's a tragedy.

1278
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:18,917
So, what'd you wanna talk to me about?

1279
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:25,270
Um, Ralph called me.

1280
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,679
Your old boyfriend Ralph?

1281
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:32,276
Well, he was also my division
leader in Sierra Leone.

1282
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:36,194
Anyway, he's shipping out
to Carabas in 10 days,

1283
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:37,998
and he wants me to go with his group.

1284
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:41,390
What? You and Ralph? Carabas?

1285
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:44,119
They're in an economic meltdown.

1286
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:49,194
100,000 people need medical supplies
and food, and they want me to help.

1287
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:52,114
How can you be so selfish?

1288
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:53,428
Sorry?

1289
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,232
I mean, you know what I'm saying.

1290
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:58,630
You bump into pretty boy Ralph
on Friday, the sparks are flying,

1291
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:02,429
and now you're gonna go and
save the world in Carabas?

1292
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:05,080
This has nothing to do with me and Ralph.

1293
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:06,149
Yeah, right.

1294
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,551
He's obviously crazy about you.

1295
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,870
He's got the heart of a saint.

1296
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:15,112
I could practically see the halo around
his head. I can't compete with that.

1297
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:19,268
Okay, first of all, you're probably
the only person in the free world

1298
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:21,590
to ever refer to Ralph as a "pretty boy."

1299
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:25,434
Secondly, that halo around his
head, it's called psoriasis.

1300
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,557
You can't stand near him
without getting flaked on.

1301
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:32,434
And thirdly, and fourthly, yes, he's
a great guy and he cares about me,

1302
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,432
but he had no sense of humor.

1303
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,393
And I'm in love with an even greater guy.

1304
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:43,474
Well, then how come I don't
have any say in this thing?

1305
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,879
You do. That's why...

1306
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:49,957
Oh, no! God, are you okay?

1307
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:52,395
I think so.

1308
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,311
Oh, my God. I am so sorry.

1309
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,630
You should be sorry! It's an outrage!

1310
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:57,869
I'll go get help.

1311
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,752
Okay. Are you okay, sweetie?

1312
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:01,478
Thank you. Thank you very much.

1313
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,312
I'm so embarrassed. Don't be.

1314
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:07,951
It's this flimsy-ass four-star restaurant.

1315
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:10,873
Just sit right there. I'm gonna
go talk to the manager, okay?

1316
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,871
I'll be right back.

1317
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,231
Good night. Thank you.

1318
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:21,910
Look, I'm not blaming you,
but I need an extra chair.

1319
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,991
My girlfriend's jinxed
when it comes to furniture.

1320
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,832
Yeah. I know. I'm so sorry.

1321
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:27,672
The waiter told me what happened.

1322
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,751
(PHONE RINGS) One sec. McIntosh's.

1323
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:30,909
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

1324
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,228
Yes.

1325
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:34,349
Hello?

1326
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:36,192
MAURICIO: Shallow Hal wants a gal.

1327
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,269
What?

1328
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:40,034
Shallow Hal wants a gal.

1329
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:42,031
What the hell are you talking about?

1330
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:44,190
I just saved your life, baby.

1331
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:45,269
What?

1332
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,157
I've been looking for you all day.

1333
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:50,232
I'm at McIntosh’s with Rosemary.
Look, I got kind of a...

1334
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:51,878
Are you looking right at her?

1335
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,552
No, I'm talking to the hostess. But...

1336
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,352
Don't... Hal!

1337
01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:56,919
Look, I got a situation
here. I'll call you later.

1338
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,991
Look away!

1339
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:04,393
Um, I was just talking to the hostess.

1340
01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:06,038
Right. That would be me.

1341
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,076
No, no. It was the other hostess.

1342
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:11,558
Sir, I'm the only hostess
in the restaurant.

1343
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:16,037
Let me apologize about the
booth. We are so sorry.

1344
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:19,232
We've replaced your date's side
with a new chair, a strong one,

1345
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:20,799
and the meal's gonna be on us.

1346
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:22,955
Okay.

1347
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:25,349
Well, thank you.

1348
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:27,158
You're welcome.

1349
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:45,030
Excuse me. Did you... Did you move us?

1350
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:47,998
No. Second table on the right.

1351
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:53,868
Well, then maybe you can explain
to me why that robust woman

1352
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:55,757
is eating my girlfriend's...

1353
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:58,673
Hey! Now she's eating my clams casino!

1354
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,751
Sweetie, are you okay?

1355
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:04,114
(PHONE RINGS)

1356
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:05,428
Excuse me.

1357
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:07,511
McIntosh's. Tiffany.

1358
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,512
Mmm-hmm.

1359
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,238
Okay.

1360
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:36,400
We're two friends walking.
Just walking. Hey, come on.

1361
01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:39,119
And then Robbins confirmed
exactly what I thought!

1362
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:40,315
Which is?

1363
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,789
You weren't irresistible to women.

1364
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,838
He hypnotized you so that
really ugly girls that you met

1365
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:49,635
from then on would, to
you, look like supermodels.

1366
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:51,995
If they had inner beauty or some baloney.

1367
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:53,832
See, you could get any woman you desired

1368
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:57,151
because you were suddenly
desiring the undesirable!

1369
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:58,275
You get it?

1370
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:01,397
No, not exactly. Let me put it this way.

1371
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:05,075
It's like he gave you
beer-goggle laser surgery.

1372
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:07,479
Now wait a second.

1373
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:12,156
So what you're saying is all the pretty
girls I've met lately are not really pretty?

1374
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,312
All right. Let's look at the facts.

1375
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,597
They were funny, smart and nice.

1376
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:22,637
Pretty girls are not funny!

1377
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:25,518
And they're certainly not nice! Not to us!

1378
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:27,272
When I found out what he did,

1379
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:29,316
I had him take the trance away.

1380
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:34,918
When I said, "Shallow Hal
wants a gal," you were cured.

1381
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,910
You're out of your mind. Do you know that?

1382
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,513
I'm going back to the restaurant.

1383
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:41,909
Hal. Hal, come on.

1384
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,353
Hal!

1385
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:46,317
You never called me back.

1386
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:48,789
What happened to you? Excuse me?

1387
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:50,993
Oh. (LAUGHS)

1388
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:53,711
I've got my hair back.

1389
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,791
It's me Katrina.

1390
01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,795
We shared the cab together.

1391
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:03,435
I'm in town taking care of my grandma,

1392
01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:06,159
'cause, she's been sick, and...

1393
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:10,118
Oh, wait a minute! I get it!

1394
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:14,437
Nice try, Mauricio.
Where'd you find this one?

1395
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:19,629
No, it's me Katrina.

1396
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:24,229
From Boston. The magical fruit?

1397
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:27,915
Yes, I remember Katrina. But
the thing is, you're not...

1398
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:34,674
I never told you about...

1399
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:40,950
Katrina! How the heck are
ya? Give me some sugar.

1400
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,878
I didn't recognize you.
The hair and the...

1401
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:46,518
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1402
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:52,479
You screwed me! I had a beautiful,
caring, funny, intelligent woman,

1403
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:54,437
and you made her disappear!

1404
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:56,638
Oh, no, I didn't.

1405
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:59,359
I just made Rosemary appear!

1406
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,795
There's a difference. It's called reality.

1407
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:07,034
Hey, if you can see something and hear it
and smell it, what keeps it from being real?

1408
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,508
Third-party perspective.

1409
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:12,989
Other people agreeing that it's real.

1410
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:16,792
Okay, let me ask you a question.

1411
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:18,472
Who's the all-time love of your life?

1412
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:21,354
Wonder Woman.

1413
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:25,435
Okay. Let's say Wonder Woman
falls in love with you, right?

1414
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:29,399
Would it bother you if the rest of
the world didn't find her attractive?

1415
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:31,994
Not at all. 'Cause I know they'd be wrong.

1416
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:35,311
That's what I had with Rosemary!

1417
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:38,437
I saw a knockout! I don't
care what anybody else saw!

1418
01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:41,590
Jeez, I never thought about it that way.

1419
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:45,392
(SNORTS)

1420
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:48,392
Hey, I guess I really did screw you, huh?

1421
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,589
(GROANS)

1422
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,438
What am I gonna do?

1423
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:53,710
Hey, hey, don't panic.

1424
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,677
We just get Tony Robbins back here,

1425
01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:57,512
he puts the Vulcan mind meld on ya.

1426
01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,477
Then puts you back under. Good idea.

1427
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:01,994
For now, avoid Rosemary.

1428
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,069
Why?

1429
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:05,390
Because if you see the real Rosemary,

1430
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:07,072
hypnosis is not gonna help you.

1431
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:11,236
You'll need, like, the Jaws of Life
to get that image out of your head.

1432
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:12,912
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

1433
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:15,758
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

1434
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,030
ROSEMARY: Hal, open up. It's me.

1435
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,556
I hear you in there.

1436
01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:32,596
Just a sec, Rosemary.

1437
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,476
What happened to you?

1438
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:45,351
I got something in my eye. I had
to run back here and flush it out.

1439
01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:50,719
Yeah, the hostess said that you seemed
a little cuckoo. So, come on, open up!

1440
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:52,950
I can't. Uh...

1441
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:55,278
(WHISPERING) We'll club her. No.

1442
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:57,351
I'm... I'm... (MAKES VOMITING SOUNDS)

1443
01:18:57,440 --> 01:19:00,637
I'm very sick! I've got...

1444
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:03,313
CC!

1445
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:04,469
You have what?

1446
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,839
Contagious conjunctivitis.

1447
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:12,955
I'll take my chances. Now open up.

1448
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:16,796
All right. In a minute.

1449
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:29,829
(ROSEMARY GASPS)

1450
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:32,832
I told you it was nasty.

1451
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:36,230
Are you okay? Do you need
to go to the hospital?

1452
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:39,357
Nah, nah. I got some drops. I'll be fine.

1453
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,116
Oh, my poor baby.

1454
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:46,397
Yeah. Well, I should probably rack out.

1455
01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:48,118
This has taken a lot out of me.

1456
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,189
Okay.

1457
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,519
Um...

1458
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:54,791
Well, I'll call you in the
morning and see how you're doing.

1459
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:58,031
Great. Great. Bye-bye.

1460
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,271
(SWEET MISTAKES PLAYING)

1461
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,638
Pop the cork, a champagne glass

1462
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:08,280
Raise to the future, drink to the past

1463
01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:11,318
Thank the Lord for the friends he cast

1464
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,516
In the play He wrote for you

1465
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,310
And if you love the girl,
man, light up a torch

1466
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:20,233
Blaze a trail to her front porch

1467
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,914
Kiss her till your lips are scorched

1468
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:26,151
Till the rain comes down on you

1469
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:28,993
Bless your sweet mistakes

1470
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:30,593
(KNOCKING)

1471
01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:33,632
Hal, is everything all right with you?

1472
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:39,072
Yeah. Yeah, it's topnotch, sir. Why?

1473
01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:44,159
Well, it's just that
Rosemary's been telling me that

1474
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:49,075
she's having a bit of trouble getting you
on the telephone the last couple of days.

1475
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,720
Now, I wouldn't be working
you too hard, would I?

1476
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:53,515
Uh... Uh...

1477
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:56,717
No. I mean, I'm working hard,

1478
01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:00,475
but I guess I've just been a
little preoccupied with things.

1479
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:03,677
But I'll make sure and
touch base with her.

1480
01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:07,678
Right.

1481
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:10,189
Right. Okay, then.

1482
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,439
(SIGHS)

1483
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:18,995
I'm sorry. You know, apparently
this Tony Robbins guy

1484
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:22,152
is tougher to track down
than I thought he'd be.

1485
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:23,719
I'll come through. I promise.

1486
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,028
I can't keep this up.

1487
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:26,599
Hey, calm down.

1488
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:28,199
(SIGHS)

1489
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:32,393
I don't know, Mauricio.
Maybe I should just see her.

1490
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:35,631
I mean, I do have...

1491
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:40,276
You know, the heart thing.

1492
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:43,875
Maybe that's enough to
overcome her appearance.

1493
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,514
It could be like in that
movie, The Crying Game.

1494
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:49,239
When the guy fell in love
with a beautiful woman?

1495
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:51,788
When he found out it was
a guy, it didn't matter,

1496
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:53,871
'cause he already loved her.

1497
01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:59,159
Hal, if a set of hairy boys was your
biggest hurdle here, I'd say go for it.

1498
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:03,149
(SIGHS)

1499
01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:09,552
(PHONE RINGS)

1500
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:13,433
Hello? ROSEMARY: Hey, it's me.

1501
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:15,909
Hey, what's up, Rosemary?

1502
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,718
What happened yesterday?

1503
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:18,789
Hmm?

1504
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,829
Well, I stopped by your office to say
hi, but you just took off running.

1505
01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:24,634
Oh, you're kidding.

1506
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:25,789
No.

1507
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:28,110
What were you doing?

1508
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,519
I was jogging.

1509
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,113
In your business suit?

1510
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:33,350
I had a sweat suit underneath.

1511
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:41,192
Is everything...

1512
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:44,033
What's going on, Hal?

1513
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:46,554
Things haven't felt the same lately.

1514
01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:48,596
No? No.

1515
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:53,832
Hey, Rosemary, don't worry. Everything...

1516
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:58,869
I'm just in a little funk right
now, and everything's gonna be fine.

1517
01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:04,393
Yeah. So...

1518
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,678
I guess I'll talk to you tomorrow? Bye.

1519
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:11,719
Bye.

1520
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:16,389
What happened to you?

1521
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:23,233
I can't get to you

1522
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:27,550
'Cause there's a wall in your heart

1523
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:30,677
That no one can get through

1524
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:33,957
And it's cold and it's dark

1525
01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:37,032
And you don't have a clue

1526
01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:40,237
But this wall, it will fall

1527
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:42,231
If it's the last thing I do

1528
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:46,078
I'll get through

1529
01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,953
This wall in your heart

1530
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,389
HAL: (FU N NY ACCENT) Who
is it? Hal, is that you?

1531
01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:55,118
It's Jill.

1532
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:56,269
(NORMAL ACCENT) Coming.

1533
01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,834
Hey, what's up?

1534
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:03,590
My girlfriend just bailed on me,

1535
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:07,309
and I was wondering if I
could take you out to dinner.

1536
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:09,952
I'm sorry. Tonight's not good.

1537
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:12,031
Oh, come on. Don't be such a stiff.

1538
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:14,031
I want to talk to you about some stuff.

1539
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:15,473
No, really. I can't.

1540
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:17,949
Please? We'll go out just as friends.

1541
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:21,874
Oh, come on. You gotta eat, don't you?

1542
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:25,517
Can I ask you something, Jill?

1543
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:26,635
Yeah.

1544
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:29,957
Why the sudden thaw?

1545
01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:35,149
Well, I've been thinking a lot.

1546
01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:39,552
Hal, I made a mistake.

1547
01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:42,712
I shouldn't have broken it off with you.

1548
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,472
Well, you didn't really break it off.

1549
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:46,397
I mean, we only had that one date.

1550
01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:48,914
You did the right thing.
We were going nowhere.

1551
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,230
We had nothing in common, remember?

1552
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:54,949
But that was my fault. I
shut you out emotionally.

1553
01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:58,510
We could have had more things
in common if I'd wanted to.

1554
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,911
Mr. Shanahan, how are you this evening?

1555
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:07,109
How am I? Tonight I feel like
a thorn amongst a bed of roses.

1556
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:08,792
Your table's ready. John will seat you.

1557
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:09,869
Right this way, please.

1558
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,513
I'm just gonna go to the ladies' room.

1559
01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:14,717
Okay, Rosie, we'll be at the table.

1560
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:38,518
Yeah. See, why did you shut
me out in the first place?

1561
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:40,556
I'm just curious.

1562
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:45,430
Well, frankly, I guess I
thought you were shallow.

1563
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,039
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

1564
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:48,515
Me?

1565
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:54,630
Yeah. You struck me as this
kind of superficial dickwad.

1566
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:57,314
I don't know. What do you call it?

1567
01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:03,155
Hal, it's okay. I've been
watching you the past few weeks.

1568
01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:05,117
I've seen the women you go out with.

1569
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:10,479
And now I know appearances
mean absolutely nothing to you.

1570
01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:15,273
If anything, you're
pathologically unshallow.

1571
01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:17,708
I don't know about that.

1572
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:18,869
It's true.

1573
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:23,552
Listen, I have an idea.

1574
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:27,269
Why don't we get all this food to go? Why?

1575
01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:31,595
Because it'll taste a lot better in bed.

1576
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:35,439
(SIGHS)

1577
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:43,672
You know, there are a few
times in a guy's life,

1578
01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:47,110
and I mean like two or three, tops,

1579
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:50,397
when he comes to a crossroads,
and he's gotta decide.

1580
01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:53,711
If he goes one way, he can
continue what he's doing

1581
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,518
and be with any girl who will have him,

1582
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:59,832
and if he goes the other way, he
gets to be with only one woman,

1583
01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:02,115
maybe for the rest of his life.

1584
01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:06,474
Now, it seems like by taking the
second road, he's missing out on a lot.

1585
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:10,030
But the truth is, he
gets much more in return.

1586
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:12,799
He gets to be happy.
Are you wearing panties?

1587
01:27:13,680 --> 01:27:16,592
God, what am I saying? No!

1588
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:21,629
No, I'm sorry. Jill, this...
This isn't gonna happen.

1589
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:28,875
I think I'm gonna go down
that other road for once.

1590
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,149
(SIGHS)

1591
01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:40,912
Hi. Hello.

1592
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:01,318
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1593
01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:07,469
Hello?

1594
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:09,279
Hey, hey, hey now.

1595
01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:11,396
It's me, your love bunny.

1596
01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:14,119
I miss you and I wanna see you.

1597
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:15,189
(SOBS)

1598
01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:18,238
What's the matter? You sound upset.

1599
01:28:18,320 --> 01:28:20,880
What are you, some kind of psycho?

1600
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:24,399
God.

1601
01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:27,517
Hello? Rosie?

1602
01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:38,994
Just you leave me daughter alone.

1603
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,195
I don't understand.

1604
01:28:41,280 --> 01:28:43,669
The jig is up, and she knows it!

1605
01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:46,911
Well, she hasn't returned
my calls. What's going on?

1606
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:50,436
It's a little late to be worrying
about that now, don't you think?

1607
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:55,878
Besides, she went and accepted
that Peace Corps assignment.

1608
01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:58,075
(SIGHS)

1609
01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:02,470
No offense, Mr. Shanahan, but I think
I have a right to hear this from her.

1610
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:05,950
I'll give you your rights.
I'll give you your last rites,

1611
01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:08,315
you self-righteous little shit!

1612
01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:12,915
You know, I wanted to
like you. I truly did.

1613
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:17,198
And all of that malarkey that you
gave me that night at the house,

1614
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:18,554
I bought into it.

1615
01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:23,272
In spite of all me better
instincts, I took the hook.

1616
01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:28,953
I don't know. Maybe I share
in the blame of it all.

1617
01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:34,194
Maybe I just... I just wanted to believe
that there was still a decent guy out there.

1618
01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:36,874
A lad that would be right for me daughter.

1619
01:29:36,960 --> 01:29:37,949
But, sir...

1620
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:40,554
Don't speak! Just you listen!

1621
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:46,315
Now, thankfully, as it turns
out, there is a guy out there.

1622
01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:48,112
His name is Ralph Owens.

1623
01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:50,869
Pretty boy Ralph?

1624
01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:54,270
Don't be a smart-ass.
Now you listen to me.

1625
01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:58,717
They're back together, and me
daughter has a chance to be happy.

1626
01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:02,236
And you, you'll be respectin' that.

1627
01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:06,430
(AFTER THE GOLD RUSH PLAYING)

1628
01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:14,635
Well, I dreamed I saw the
knights in armor coming

1629
01:30:14,760 --> 01:30:18,673
Saying something about a queen

1630
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:25,911
There were peasants singin'
and drummers drummin'...

1631
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:29,675
Excuse me. Could you tell me what
floor Rosemary Shanahan works on?

1632
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:32,877
I think she's up in Pediatrics.

1633
01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:34,313
Yeah. That's third floor.

1634
01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:35,549
Thank you.

1635
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:40,475
That was floating on the breeze

1636
01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:46,957
Hal, is that you?

1637
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:48,189
Hey.

1638
01:30:49,480 --> 01:30:51,152
What are you doing here?

1639
01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:52,309
I...

1640
01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:56,796
I came to see Rosemary.

1641
01:30:56,880 --> 01:31:01,158
Oh, well, she left early. She
seemed upset about something.

1642
01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:04,915
Any idea where she went?

1643
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:06,035
You got me.

1644
01:31:07,240 --> 01:31:08,719
Hi, Hal.

1645
01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:12,554
Hi.

1646
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:14,994
Um...

1647
01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:16,953
How do you know my name?

1648
01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:19,031
It's me Cadence.

1649
01:31:36,920 --> 01:31:38,751
Oh. Hi, Cadence.

1650
01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:46,071
How are you, beautiful?

1651
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:49,755
How come you haven't come back to see us?

1652
01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:51,154
Um...

1653
01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:52,878
Well...

1654
01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:56,589
Me and Rosemary have been
having some problems.

1655
01:31:57,840 --> 01:31:59,353
I was really stupid.

1656
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:01,149
Oh.

1657
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:05,677
Well, why don't you go buy her a
present and then maybe you can make up?

1658
01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:45,712
You were right.

1659
01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:47,829
Huh?

1660
01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:54,110
In the gym last week when you said I
was scared of women, you were right.

1661
01:32:56,640 --> 01:32:58,517
Nah, I didn't mean that. I was just...

1662
01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:01,717
No, come on, Hal. It's the truth.

1663
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:05,830
I'm terrified of 'em.

1664
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:10,277
I haven't been close to
a woman my whole life.

1665
01:33:15,920 --> 01:33:17,990
I'm a coward, all right?

1666
01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:32,118
But why? I mean, look at you.
You're a mountain of a man.

1667
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,270
You got more style than Mr. Blackwell.

1668
01:33:34,360 --> 01:33:38,797
You're pulling in what, 28, 29 G's a year?

1669
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:40,029
$29,500.

1670
01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:42,031
You're the perfect catch.

1671
01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:45,715
I know. I know. It's crazy.

1672
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:48,234
I just have this thing.

1673
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:50,915
What thing?

1674
01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:54,799
It's kind of a

1675
01:33:54,880 --> 01:33:57,872
birth defect thing.

1676
01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:02,635
Jeez, man. I didn't know. What is it?

1677
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:04,392
I have a tail.

1678
01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:07,149
Huh?

1679
01:34:07,880 --> 01:34:08,949
A tail.

1680
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:10,752
What do you mean, like a story?

1681
01:34:10,840 --> 01:34:13,798
No, a tail. It's like a waggy tail.

1682
01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:17,758
My backbone is longer
than it's supposed to be.

1683
01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:20,838
It's like a genetic abnormality.

1684
01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:22,194
It's a vestigial tail.

1685
01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:23,952
You do not.

1686
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:25,314
Yeah, I do.

1687
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:27,072
Get out!

1688
01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:30,072
You see? If I can't even get
my best friend to accept it,

1689
01:34:30,160 --> 01:34:31,912
how am I supposed to expect some woman to?

1690
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:33,911
Wait a second. Are you for real?

1691
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:36,195
'Cause if you are, I gotta see this.

1692
01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:37,998
No, you don't wanna see it.

1693
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:40,196
No, I don't wanna. I gotta.

1694
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:54,559
Good Lord.

1695
01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:57,108
All right. You believe me now?

1696
01:34:57,960 --> 01:35:00,076
Oh, man. It really does wag.

1697
01:35:00,560 --> 01:35:03,472
Only when I'm nervous or happy.

1698
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:11,392
Wow. Have you ever
thought about, you know,

1699
01:35:11,480 --> 01:35:14,313
maybe getting it cut off?

1700
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:19,076
Cut off? I don't know why
I never thought of that

1701
01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:23,950
when I was getting pummeled in gym
class by a bunch of barking seniors!

1702
01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:25,633
(BARKING)

1703
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,711
All right, calm down.

1704
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:28,949
God!

1705
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:35,713
The damn thing is wrapped around
an artery! No doctor will touch it!

1706
01:35:36,320 --> 01:35:40,711
Well, it's not so bad.

1707
01:35:41,960 --> 01:35:45,999
I guarantee you there's some girls out
there who would think it was adorable.

1708
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:47,229
Like a little puppy dog.

1709
01:35:49,080 --> 01:35:50,115
Really?

1710
01:35:51,480 --> 01:35:52,708
You think it's like a puppy dog?

1711
01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:54,836
It's cute as a button.

1712
01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:59,150
You want to pet the little fella?

1713
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:00,719
No!

1714
01:36:01,440 --> 01:36:04,352
But, you know, I'm not
much of a dog person.

1715
01:36:06,720 --> 01:36:07,709
Huh.

1716
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:11,836
By the way, you're gonna need a
little sod on the fairway there.

1717
01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:13,869
Huh? What do you mean?

1718
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:15,834
(CLEARS THROAT)

1719
01:36:17,080 --> 01:36:19,958
So, what are you doing right now?

1720
01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:21,871
Nothing. Why? Can I get a lift?

1721
01:36:21,960 --> 01:36:23,951
I gotta go see someone.

1722
01:36:24,360 --> 01:36:25,713
Yeah. Sure. Great.

1723
01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:28,798
(SINGING) Feels like
longer than forever, yeah

1724
01:36:28,880 --> 01:36:32,156
My home is now a distant land

1725
01:36:32,240 --> 01:36:35,949
If I had one wish, I wish I could be

1726
01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:39,032
Back on that rock in the middle of the sea

1727
01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:42,795
My heart is calling me to the islands

1728
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:45,997
My home is now a distant land

1729
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:49,470
If I had one wish, I wish I could be

1730
01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:51,516
Back on that rock...

1731
01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:55,678
Hey! Hal, right?

1732
01:36:56,880 --> 01:36:57,869
Have we met?

1733
01:36:58,680 --> 01:36:59,715
It's me, Li'iBoy.

1734
01:37:01,920 --> 01:37:04,309
I met you up in the mountains with Ralph.

1735
01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:09,636
Oh, yeah, Li'iBoy. How ya doing? Yeah.

1736
01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:12,399
Yeah, you look like
you've been working out.

1737
01:37:12,480 --> 01:37:13,993
Nah.

1738
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:16,594
So, do you know if Ralph is in the office?

1739
01:37:17,200 --> 01:37:19,111
Yeah. Ralph!

1740
01:37:22,240 --> 01:37:25,994
Hal! Hey, Hal.

1741
01:37:26,080 --> 01:37:27,035
Hey.

1742
01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:28,798
Yeah. How ya doing?

1743
01:37:28,880 --> 01:37:33,396
Oh, I'm doing great. You're looking
good. So, what can I do you for?

1744
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:34,789
Um...

1745
01:37:35,600 --> 01:37:37,955
I came here to congratulate you.

1746
01:37:38,080 --> 01:37:39,593
Oh. On?

1747
01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:41,349
Look... Um...

1748
01:37:43,120 --> 01:37:46,237
You got a great girl, and you deserve her.

1749
01:37:48,040 --> 01:37:50,031
More than me.

1750
01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:53,510
And the truth is, I'm happy for Rosemary.

1751
01:37:54,320 --> 01:37:57,278
But understand this. You
better be good to her, Ralph.

1752
01:37:57,360 --> 01:37:59,032
You better be good to her.

1753
01:37:59,120 --> 01:38:03,193
Ralph, if you ever... If you ever
mess up and make her unhappy,

1754
01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:06,955
I'll be waiting in the wings, and
I'll pounce on you. Like a tiger!

1755
01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:11,989
Like a tiger on a deer, with a
cloven hoof and with a broken arm!

1756
01:38:12,080 --> 01:38:14,833
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Hal.
What are you talking about?

1757
01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:17,480
I know you're back together.
Let's not play games.

1758
01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:19,676
Rosemary and I aren't back together.

1759
01:38:19,760 --> 01:38:20,795
You're not?

1760
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:23,318
Well, let's put it this way.

1761
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:27,473
Her parents are throwing a
going-away party for her as we speak.

1762
01:38:27,560 --> 01:38:28,834
I wasn't even invited.

1763
01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:33,271
(COMFORT EAGLE PLAYING)

1764
01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:42,912
We are building a religion
we are building it bigger

1765
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:46,834
We are widening the corridors
and adding more lanes

1766
01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:48,635
This seems crazy.

1767
01:38:48,720 --> 01:38:50,199
Yeah. That's 'cause it is.

1768
01:38:50,320 --> 01:38:51,912
But crazy's all you got.

1769
01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:53,115
Amen to that.

1770
01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:55,675
(SIGHS)

1771
01:38:55,760 --> 01:38:57,637
Good luck, Hal.

1772
01:38:57,720 --> 01:39:00,632
It is useless to resist it,
his cigarette is burning

1773
01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:02,269
(SIGHS)

1774
01:39:04,520 --> 01:39:08,593
He is living comfort eagle,
you can meet at his location

1775
01:39:08,680 --> 01:39:12,389
But you better come with cash,
now his hat is on backwards

1776
01:39:12,480 --> 01:39:14,198
Well, I could use a drink.

1777
01:39:14,280 --> 01:39:17,590
What do you say we slide
around the side here?

1778
01:39:17,720 --> 01:39:19,517
Yeah, we'll blend in.

1779
01:39:21,360 --> 01:39:22,349
Yeah.

1780
01:39:25,400 --> 01:39:26,879
Hello?

1781
01:39:31,840 --> 01:39:33,193
Rosie?

1782
01:39:33,360 --> 01:39:35,032
Excuse me. What are you doing... Shh.

1783
01:39:35,960 --> 01:39:37,473
I love you.

1784
01:39:37,560 --> 01:39:40,597
I'm not going anywhere
until you hear me out.

1785
01:39:56,480 --> 01:39:57,469
What are you doing?

1786
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:02,514
Who are you?

1787
01:40:02,640 --> 01:40:07,794
Who... Hal, are you drunk?
It's me, Mrs. Shanahan.

1788
01:40:09,160 --> 01:40:12,709
I have some things to say to your daughter
and I'm not leaving here until I do.

1789
01:40:13,280 --> 01:40:18,513
Okay. But could you release Helga
so she can get back to work?

1790
01:40:24,240 --> 01:40:28,313
(LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

1791
01:40:36,080 --> 01:40:39,390
Get ready, Li'iBoy. It's show time.

1792
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:46,237
Well, Hal, now's your chance.

1793
01:41:18,320 --> 01:41:19,753
What are you doing here?

1794
01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:24,629
Oh, my God. You're beautiful.

1795
01:41:26,160 --> 01:41:28,390
You have no right to be here.

1796
01:41:31,320 --> 01:41:33,038
Hal, come on. This isn't working out.

1797
01:41:33,120 --> 01:41:34,678
I'm okay.

1798
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:37,149
What the hell are you doing here?

1799
01:41:37,520 --> 01:41:39,033
(MUSIC STOPS)

1800
01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:41,078
I'm having a word with your daughter.

1801
01:41:41,160 --> 01:41:42,957
Well, it better be goodbye!

1802
01:41:43,040 --> 01:41:44,075
You've got her all up...

1803
01:41:44,200 --> 01:41:45,997
Steve! Shut up.

1804
01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:55,318
Rosemary, I am so sorry that I hurt you.

1805
01:41:56,520 --> 01:41:59,478
I've been really dumb.

1806
01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:01,596
I'm immature. I'm unthoughtful.

1807
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,511
I'm a friggin' idiot.

1808
01:42:07,040 --> 01:42:09,600
But I love you.

1809
01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:11,910
You're the only girl I've ever loved.

1810
01:42:14,040 --> 01:42:19,558
And I just didn't want you to
go away without knowing that.

1811
01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:27,878
You really hurt me.

1812
01:42:29,800 --> 01:42:31,153
I know.

1813
01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:34,118
But if you'll let me,

1814
01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:37,715
I want to spend the rest of
my life making it up to you.

1815
01:42:38,080 --> 01:42:39,229
(SIGHS)

1816
01:42:41,960 --> 01:42:44,315
Well, your timing is terrible.

1817
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:49,394
I mean, I'm leaving for
Carabas tonight for 14 months.

1818
01:42:53,360 --> 01:42:56,909
I'm sorry, Rosemary. I
just can't wait that long.

1819
01:42:59,480 --> 01:43:00,595
I understand.

1820
01:43:03,080 --> 01:43:05,674
Which is why I'm going with you.

1821
01:43:06,800 --> 01:43:10,156
(THIS IS MY WORLD PLAYING)

1822
01:43:11,280 --> 01:43:12,269
What?

1823
01:43:13,440 --> 01:43:15,396
MAURICIO: Yeah, it's true, Rosie.

1824
01:43:15,960 --> 01:43:19,157
Big Kahuna here just swore him into
the Corps about a half-hour ago.

1825
01:43:19,240 --> 01:43:21,549
That's right. He's official.

1826
01:43:24,360 --> 01:43:26,828
Are you sure that's what you want to do?

1827
01:43:29,480 --> 01:43:32,153
Cuckoo. Cuckoo.

1828
01:43:34,160 --> 01:43:39,473
It can never explain your heart

1829
01:43:39,920 --> 01:43:42,115
And the touch

1830
01:43:42,840 --> 01:43:45,149
Of my lips

1831
01:43:45,920 --> 01:43:47,751
(CHEERING)

1832
01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:57,233
You want me to change

1833
01:43:57,320 --> 01:44:00,198
I can't get used to

1834
01:44:00,280 --> 01:44:03,317
All you want me to be

1835
01:44:03,400 --> 01:44:07,598
And I just can't pretend

1836
01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:11,399
To be anyone else

1837
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:14,077
'Cause it's not really me

1838
01:44:14,160 --> 01:44:16,594
This is my world

1839
01:44:16,680 --> 01:44:18,989
This is who I am

1840
01:44:19,080 --> 01:44:23,756
And I'm not trying to give up myself

1841
01:44:23,840 --> 01:44:26,035
To make your life better

1842
01:44:26,120 --> 01:44:27,951
She said

1843
01:44:28,040 --> 01:44:31,032
This is how it is

1844
01:44:31,160 --> 01:44:33,390
I got my own life to live

1845
01:44:33,480 --> 01:44:36,916
And you can either accept me or

1846
01:44:37,040 --> 01:44:39,600
And if it's love

1847
01:44:39,680 --> 01:44:42,513
That we share

1848
01:44:43,520 --> 01:44:45,670
Here's your bag, Rosemary. Thank you.

1849
01:44:45,800 --> 01:44:47,199
Congratulations, Hal.

1850
01:44:47,280 --> 01:44:48,349
Thank you. Hey.

1851
01:44:48,360 --> 01:44:49,554
Rosemary. Bye.

1852
01:44:49,640 --> 01:44:51,392
Just keep it right there at the airport.

1853
01:44:51,480 --> 01:44:54,119
I'll pick it up later. Congrats.

1854
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:55,189
We love you, Rosie.

1855
01:44:55,280 --> 01:44:57,077
I love you, Mom!

1856
01:44:57,160 --> 01:45:01,472
Yes. And, Rosemary, you'd
better be looking after me lad.

1857
01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:02,959
I will.

1858
01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:05,873
She ain't got no money,
her clothes are kinda funny

1859
01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:07,029
Later, dudes!

1860
01:45:07,560 --> 01:45:10,950
Her hair is kinda wild and free

1861
01:45:11,040 --> 01:45:15,795
Oh, but love grows where my Rosemary goes

1862
01:45:15,880 --> 01:45:18,235
And nobody knows like me...

1863
01:45:18,320 --> 01:45:20,754
Say bye-bye. Bye-bye.

1864
01:45:20,840 --> 01:45:25,038
She talks kind of lazy,
people say she's crazy

1865
01:45:25,120 --> 01:45:28,271
And her love's a mystery...

1866
01:45:28,360 --> 01:45:30,999
You like puppy dogs, do you?

1867
01:45:31,080 --> 01:45:33,833
Oh! Anything to do with dogs, I melt.

1868
01:45:36,440 --> 01:45:39,432
Why don't we go around
back, get a little drink?

1869
01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:42,592
Sure. Yeah? Come on, big fella.

1870
01:45:43,120 --> 01:45:46,749
It's a feelin' that's
fine, and I just gotta say

1871
01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:48,989
Hey

1872
01:45:49,080 --> 01:45:51,958
She's really got a magical spell

1873
01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:54,235
And it's workin' so well

1874
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:57,835
That I can't get away

1875
01:45:57,920 --> 01:46:01,879
I'm a lucky fella and
I just gotta tell her

1876
01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:05,754
That I love her endlessly

1877
01:46:05,880 --> 01:46:10,749
Because love grows where my Rosemary goes

1878
01:46:10,840 --> 01:46:17,791
And nobody knows like me

1879
01:46:26,280 --> 01:46:29,590
There's something about
her hand holdin' mine

1880
01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:34,993
It's a feelin' that's fine,
and I just gotta say, hey

1881
01:46:35,080 --> 01:46:38,390
She's really got a magical spell

1882
01:46:38,480 --> 01:46:44,350
And it's workin' so well
that I can't get away

1883
01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:50,717
I'm a lucky fella and
I just gotta tell her

1884
01:46:50,840 --> 01:46:54,276
That I love her endlessly

1885
01:46:54,360 --> 01:46:59,388
Because love grows where my Rosemary goes

1886
01:46:59,480 --> 01:47:05,749
And nobody knows like me

1887
01:47:13,360 --> 01:47:17,592
It keeps growing every place she's been

1888
01:47:17,680 --> 01:47:20,877
And nobody knows like me

1889
01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:26,798
If you met her you'll never forget her

1890
01:47:26,960 --> 01:47:30,555
And nobody knows like me

1891
01:47:33,360 --> 01:47:36,318
(COMFORT EAGLE PLAYING)

1892
01:47:40,680 --> 01:47:42,830
We are building a religion

1893
01:47:42,920 --> 01:47:44,831
We are building it bigger

1894
01:47:44,920 --> 01:47:48,629
We are widening the corridors
and adding more lanes

1895
01:47:48,720 --> 01:47:52,713
We are building a
religion, a limited edition

1896
01:47:52,800 --> 01:47:56,793
We are now accepting callers
for these pendant key chains

1897
01:47:56,880 --> 01:48:00,793
To resist it is useless,
it is useless to resist it

1898
01:48:00,880 --> 01:48:04,634
His cigarette is burning
but he never seems to ash

1899
01:48:04,720 --> 01:48:08,633
He is grooming his poodle,
he is living comfort eagle

1900
01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:12,554
You can meet at his location
but you better come with cash

1901
01:48:12,640 --> 01:48:16,519
Now his hat is on backwards,
he can show you his tattoos

1902
01:48:16,600 --> 01:48:19,831
He is in the music
business, he is calling you

1903
01:48:19,920 --> 01:48:20,909
Dude!

1904
01:48:21,040 --> 01:48:24,749
Now today is tomorrow, and tomorrow today

1905
01:48:24,840 --> 01:48:28,515
And yesterday is weaving
in and out, out, out

1906
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:32,513
And the fluffy white lines
that the airplane leaves behind

1907
01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:36,115
Are drifting right in front
of the waning of the moon

1908
01:48:36,200 --> 01:48:38,509
He is handling the money

1909
01:48:38,600 --> 01:48:40,477
He's serving the food

1910
01:48:40,560 --> 01:48:43,632
He knows about your
party, he is calling you

1911
01:48:43,720 --> 01:48:44,675
Dude!

1912
01:48:44,760 --> 01:48:48,355
Now do you believe in the one big sign?

1913
01:48:48,440 --> 01:48:51,989
The doublewide shine on
the bootheels of your prime

1914
01:48:52,080 --> 01:48:55,868
Doesn't matter if you're skinny,
doesn't matter if you're fat

1915
01:48:55,960 --> 01:48:59,873
You can dress up like a
sultan in your onion-head hat

1916
01:48:59,960 --> 01:49:04,158
We are building a religion,
we are making a brand

1917
01:49:04,240 --> 01:49:07,710
We're the only ones to turn to
when your castles turn to sand

1918
01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:11,793
Take a bite of this apple,
Mr. Corporate Events

1919
01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:15,839
Take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents

1920
01:49:15,920 --> 01:49:19,959
Some people drink Pepsi,
some people drink Coke

1921
01:49:20,040 --> 01:49:23,635
The wacky morning deejay
says democracy's a joke

1922
01:49:23,720 --> 01:49:27,872
He says now do you believe
in the one big song?

1923
01:49:27,960 --> 01:49:31,396
He's now accepting callers
who would like to sing along

1924
01:49:31,480 --> 01:49:35,951
He says do you believe
in the one true edge?

1925
01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:39,749
By fastening your safety belts
and stepping towards the ledge

1926
01:49:39,840 --> 01:49:43,549
He is handling the money,
he is serving the food

1927
01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:47,070
He is now accepting
callers, he is calling me

1928
01:49:47,160 --> 01:49:48,149
Dude!

1929
01:49:48,240 --> 01:49:51,755
Now do you believe in the one big sign?

1930
01:49:51,840 --> 01:49:55,435
The doublewide shine on
the bootheels of your prime

1931
01:49:55,520 --> 01:49:59,433
There's no need to ask directions
if you ever lose your mind

1932
01:49:59,520 --> 01:50:01,750
We're behind you, we're behind you

1933
01:50:01,840 --> 01:50:03,751
And let us please remind you

1934
01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:07,355
We can send a car to find
you if you ever lose your way

1935
01:50:23,880 --> 01:50:26,917
(I THINK OF YOU PLAYING)

1936
01:50:41,040 --> 01:50:44,350
I think of you

1937
01:50:48,480 --> 01:50:51,392
Wherever you may go

1938
01:50:52,720 --> 01:50:57,919
I know that you are only one dream away

1939
01:50:58,000 --> 01:51:02,869
So don't give up, baby

1940
01:51:02,960 --> 01:51:06,111
Don't give in

1941
01:51:07,200 --> 01:51:13,230
If we try we can begin again

1942
01:51:15,880 --> 01:51:19,429
I know what we've been through

1943
01:51:20,000 --> 01:51:22,673
But I still think of you

1944
01:51:42,080 --> 01:51:45,117
I think of you

1945
01:51:49,520 --> 01:51:51,829
Whenever I get down

1946
01:51:53,880 --> 01:51:56,633
Whenever I get weary

1947
01:51:59,640 --> 01:52:02,359
I think of you

1948
01:52:07,120 --> 01:52:10,192
When you're not around

1949
01:52:11,200 --> 01:52:16,274
I wonder if you hear me call out your name

1950
01:52:16,360 --> 01:52:21,354
So don't give up, baby

1951
01:52:21,440 --> 01:52:24,000
Don't give in

1952
01:52:25,720 --> 01:52:31,716
If we try we can begin again

1953
01:52:33,880 --> 01:52:37,839
I know what we've been through

1954
01:52:38,320 --> 01:52:42,677
But I still think of you

1955
01:53:00,640 --> 01:53:03,791
I think of you

1956
01:53:08,080 --> 01:53:10,753
Whenever I get down

1957
01:53:12,160 --> 01:53:14,913
Whenever I get weary

1958
01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:19,199
I think of you

1959
01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:24,794
Hey, kid. How 'bout these Rossi boots?

1960
01:53:24,880 --> 01:53:27,155
They fit like a glove or what?