1 00:00:15,000 --> 00:01:00,600 2 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,804 Do you remember the first time your husband saw you naked? 3 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,210 Do you remember how it felt? 4 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,085 Do you remember what he felt? 5 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,891 Damn it! Oh, God! 6 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,008 Damn it! Oh, God! 7 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,002 Wow! 8 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,129 Again? Yes. 9 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,889 Now, maybe it will be a little hard. 10 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,611 Do you remember the second time your husband saw you naked? 11 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,525 Annie, are you coming? 12 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,529 We will be complacent. Wake up, sleepyhead! 13 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,250 Annie! Damn. 14 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,330 Hey everybody. Me, really... overslept. 15 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,281 - Um okay. Well, you can meet us. - Okay. that sounds... 16 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,644 I see your ass. just paused there. 17 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:53,881 Really? 18 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,883 I've never seen your ass before. 19 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,530 I have no choice. 20 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,248 We accidentally left the door open. 21 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,643 I mean, can you imagine the world 22 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,722 Where did you accidentally leave the door open I love you. 23 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,890 I love you. 24 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,849 For Jay and me, 25 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,411 The next few months is something gloomy 26 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:26,720 Naked, sweaty, extraordinary sex 27 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:31,249 OK. I understand. 28 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,287 Oh, God! 29 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,925 I might be very hungry after this. 30 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,885 It's been a long time since I ate. 31 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,320 I can make you a sandwich. 32 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,805 33 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,644 We might be able to make burritos with the ingredients we have. 34 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,721 OK. 35 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,810 Oh, no! 36 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,008 Geez... 37 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,287 And let's deal with it. 38 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,800 Erection. 39 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,882 Oh, God. Do you remember the erection? 40 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,962 Erection anywhere. 41 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,408 When the wind blows. 42 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,601 Or when he eats certain foods. 43 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,767 Or when he is watching a movie. 44 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,682 Or when he sleeps. 45 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,971 Or when he wakes up. 46 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,201 Good morning. 47 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,725 Sometimes, I swear to erection 48 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,041 know that I'm near it before Jay realizes it. 49 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,121 Annie? 50 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,280 Wherever we go, whatever we do, 51 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,761 is an opportunity to have sex. 52 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,208 Do you think we should do this here? 53 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,800 Dear, honestly I don't think of people 54 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,291 can say what happened. 55 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,964 Not that. It's just sex. 56 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,610 But we know that there is always 57 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,489 sex again wherever it is. 58 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,442 Then, it happened. 59 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,366 Daddy. 60 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,487 Mother. 61 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,322 Jay and I have important news. 62 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,520 We fall in love. We contain and will get married soon. 63 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,571 Again? Honey, wait. What? 64 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,367 Are you sure? 65 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:08,601 Yes. I rest three times. 66 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:09,680 No, honey. No, I mean 67 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,370 Are you sure this is the right time? 68 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,168 You two are very, very young and who knows how to in the future? 69 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,129 Uh, Greg? 70 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,130 Oh. Jay. 71 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,046 Yes. Did you say where you were? 72 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,845 Mr. and madam. Grovner, uh, 73 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,290 I know we just met. 74 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,044 But when I first met Annie, 75 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,761 I know that he's the only one that's right. 76 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,285 And then I thought, Once you know me, 77 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,761 you will feel 78 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,841 a little better about this moment than you are now. 79 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,203 because I really love your daughter. 80 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,610 I love you. 81 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:43,727 82 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,324 Ohhh 83 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,330 Well, see you later, sex. 84 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:54,726 Daddy! Wait. 85 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,609 What? What? 86 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,640 They aren't right, right? 87 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,563 No, of course not. 88 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,085 I don't think 89 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,401 We are not too young? 90 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,323 Oh, we are young you know? 91 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,562 But we really know each other. 92 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,726 Greg, right? 93 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,405 Yes, I'm Greg. 94 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,600 Listen, this is what I thought. 95 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:14,721 They are right. 96 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,167 We don't know what will happen in the future. 97 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,089 But I also think whatever the world does to us, 98 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,923 let's face it, right? 99 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,041 Yes. Do you know? 100 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,804 But what about the sex part? 101 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,008 Will you still want to make love to me? 102 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,128 even though I look big and fat and I'm pregnant 103 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,009 and then will I be someone's mother? 104 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,206 Yes! 105 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:35,645 Yes. Really? 106 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:36,846 Honey, my dick can see the future. 107 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,280 That's why we call it Nostracockus. 108 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,369 How about you? Will you still want to make love to me? 109 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:43,960 Yes, of course I want to. 110 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,001 Yes? Yes! 111 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,040 Do you know why I want to make love to you? 112 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,761 Because of my ass? Because of your butt, baby. 113 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,762 We promise ourselves that nothing will change. 114 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:55,285 which we will not leave. 115 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,204 and even though is sometimes awkward, 116 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,770 we succeeded. 117 00:05:58,840 --> 00:05:59,966 If only you could spin a little more 118 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,161 Yep. to the right. 119 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,730 I think we're fine. 120 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,567 That's... I want to get out My stomach moves. 121 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,846 Do you know? I will feel the breast. 122 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,046 Yes, but be careful. My breasts are very sensitive. 123 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,281 and not good. 124 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,407 Understood. Gently squeezing breasts. 125 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,480 Okay, softly. 126 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,046 and this is my dick. 127 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,327 This will be my album name. 128 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,210 we were patient. and often, it works. 129 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:21,806 Then an event comes. 130 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,121 Fuck! 131 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,487 You did a good job, honey. You're great! 132 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,686 Tell him he did it really great! 133 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,160 He's crowning, if you'd like to see. 134 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:30,486 Yes. 135 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,320 Wow! 136 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:41,089 It's one of the most versatile holes. 137 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,850 You said it. 138 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,651 From that moment, everything is completely different. 139 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:47,921 It's really different. 140 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,001 Oh, I'm right back. 141 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,650 Not that we didn't try. 142 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,046 Understood. 143 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,963 And if 1 minute is very difficult, 144 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,929 then 2 minutes is almost impossible 145 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,806 dear, 146 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,526 Let's try making love next week 147 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,729 when my mom came out for lunch, okay? 148 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,366 I will enjoy you like... 149 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,364 Now, do you remember the last time 150 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,169 your husband saw you naked? 151 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,765 - Jay. - Yes. 152 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,160 I need a little help here. 153 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,611 I might be late for my needs if I don't arrive here 154 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,680 and immediately take a shower. Can we change places? 155 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,044 You know, don't think about it The big question is, how do you do it again? 156 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:37,648 Alright, kids! Let's go! 157 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,603 Clive, if you want to wear your uniform, you have to change clothes, friend. 158 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,762 159 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,808 Uh, a minute. This is very important. 160 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,120 What are you doing? 161 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,770 This is the video of my annual book presentation for graduation later Monday. 162 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,330 That's great, friend. 163 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,084 Where did you learn it? It's easy, yeah. 164 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,961 Hey, save it as 165 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,040 other than "Video 1" for me, right? 166 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,570 It's okay. this is "Video 1". 167 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,529 Hey, Clive. I told you to do something, right? 168 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,284 Don't humble me. 169 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,640 School time. Daddy is waiting in the car. 170 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,800 Nell, are you ready? 171 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,766 Later. 172 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:17,321 Alright, gang! Come on! 173 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,001 Wait, baby. A moment. 174 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,127 I'm coming! 175 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,761 176 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,365 Me too! 177 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:26,484 Mother gave me two sandwiches. Jelly and peanut butter. 178 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,244 Oh, yeah, honey. Wow. 179 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,681 Dah, honey. good luck with your match. 180 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,808 Good luck in the office! Thank you, dear. 181 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,245 Clive, put on your sister seat belt, huh 182 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,203 Dear, have you packed all the items? Yes, yes, of course. 183 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,725 Don't forget to stop and squeeze... 184 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,485 light bulb. I am on it. Hey. 185 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,126 This will be great. 186 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,531 God, is this really happening? 187 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,443 Will I sell blogs for money? like, real money? 188 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,561 Is that possible? 189 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,040 This will be very amazing. For everything. 190 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,809 Daddy, I can't be late again! 191 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,882 - Yes, dad will be there, guys! - Let's go! 192 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,803 Yes, Clive! Father heard... 193 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,451 Is it just me or is the old one going to be an annoying child? 194 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,171 Don't say that. Really, baby. 195 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,368 No, I just said he acted like a bastard. 196 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,566 Don't say that. 197 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,564 Hey, we have to make love anytime soon. 198 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,569 Oh, I will like it. Yes, so do I. 199 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,800 Maybe Thursday. 200 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,842 Fantastic. Because it feels has been very long. 201 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,126 - Indeed, right? - Yes. 202 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,961 The last time was when we got a towel from Bed Bath & Beyond. 203 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,809 Oh, that's right. Been a long time. Yes, linen seller. 204 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,480 Listen, we can't discuss this now 205 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,726 because we both have to be somewhere. 206 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,200 Not the right time. Must leave immediately. 207 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,890 It's just that, it's hard to find a moment with children. 208 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,769 In the end, we are both very passionate. 209 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,240 Do you know? Oh, just say to me about that. 210 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,770 Maybe it was wrong one night we will make love 211 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,365 instead of watching Project Runway instead. 212 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,005 We will do TiVo Project Runway. 213 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,605 Maybe that's why they created TiVo. 214 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:34,011 So that people can make love. 215 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,120 Daddy? I still don't understand. 216 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,931 Why do we have to enjoy these days? 217 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,321 and then, sleep at night? 218 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,085 Then, enjoy daytime 219 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,322 and then, sleep again at night? 220 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,844 Well, uh, that's the division in life. 221 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,969 When will it end? 222 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,281 I won't. 223 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,606 Well, it will end when we die. 224 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,806 Don't be like that, friend. Okay? 225 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,368 Don't you get bored I do this 226 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,920 continuously? 227 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,121 No. 228 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,690 But you and mom are bored. 229 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,202 Well, that's what happened with marriage. 230 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,281 Who are you? 231 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,291 Daddy, Nell did it again. 232 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,728 Hey. Nell, take your finger from your ass. 233 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,203 Does anyone want to clean his finger? 234 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,290 Hey! Stop! Not! 235 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,600 - Nell! - Not. Stop. 236 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:28,847 Mind if I join? 237 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:29,921 No! 238 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,729 No! Stop. Stop! 239 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,567 As you know, Piper Brothers brand products 240 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,404 number 1 toys and children in the world 241 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,970 from the age limit of 0 to 4 years 242 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,644 for more than 50 years. 243 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,961 We will bring Piper Brothers to the future. 244 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,769 And the important part of is developing 245 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:45,604 Piper Brothers through online community 246 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,081 in order to increase the name of Piper Brothers. 247 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,571 But also said, 248 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,520 "This is not your grandfather's Piper Brothers." 249 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,082 But for us to do it, we need content. 250 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,242 Hey, everyone! Annie! 251 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,646 Hi. Hank Rosenbaum. 252 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,762 An honor. Thank you very much. 253 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,683 I've heard a lot about you. 254 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,171 Please sit down. Thank you. 255 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,004 Can I get something? Coffee, finger sandwich? 256 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,804 Pineapple? 257 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,282 No, no. Just plain water Thank you. 258 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,491 Oh, well, I just want to knock my head and say hello and tell you that I'm a big fan of what you do. 259 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,562 Thank you. It is very pleasant to hear. 260 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,688 We think you're a potential brand The mother model of Pipers Brothers We really trust you. 261 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,091 and I always say that trust 262 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,565 the only valuable thing. 263 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,840 We didn't bring you here to surprise you with numbers 264 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,365 because numbers are just 265 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,680 algorithm of spirit and value. 266 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,205 It feels like I told my wife, Schlomit, 267 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,044 I think I found a sound from the Piper Brothers value. 268 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,600 Yes! 269 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,648 270 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,247 271 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,408 272 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:41,881 Thank you! 273 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,166 Are you sure you don't want to 274 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,890 finger sandwich or pineapple? 275 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,800 Don't bother. 276 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,804 There is certain content which we must discuss. 277 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,804 Oh, how do you mean? Little things. 278 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,484 "Do you remember the first time 279 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,085 ... your husband saw you naked?" 280 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,207 Right, um... 281 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,005 "Erection? Do you remember the erection?" 282 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,571 No, I remember that part. 283 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,801 "Erection anywhere." 284 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,570 That's an unusual post for me. 285 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,563 That's a good post. I enjoy it. 286 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,608 But what we're looking for is you 287 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,803 Your real voice. 288 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,211 That is Brother Pipers content 289 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,486 what mothers really want. 290 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,722 Listen, I like being a mother. 291 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,524 And I like writing about it. 292 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,368 Well, we will get you a proposal which is very valuable. 293 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,771 And we are very happy. 294 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,326 Should we eat some pineapple? 295 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,687 We have someone who can give you pineapple. 296 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,207 The band will arrive in Los Angeles tomorrow 297 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,965 This is the latest single. called Spank Me. 298 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,128 I swear, friend. 299 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,964 I thought I fell in love with this girl. 300 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,605 Max, that's good news. Yes. 301 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,091 That's like... us... 302 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,889 I don't know. We are just connected. 303 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,530 Like, we have it is very long, like, 304 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,444 Very intense conversation. Do you know? 305 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,683 About religion, and skiing. 306 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,247 later, like for some reason, 307 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,721 he sent me an sms photo of her breasts. 308 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,360 He sent you a text photo of her breasts just like that? 309 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,324 Oh, friend. Good for you. 310 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,608 Enjoy this moment. Thank you friend. 311 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,846 That's amazing. Yes. 312 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,763 Once I sent Annie a picture of my cock. 313 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,411 He was meeting at PTA. It's really bad. 314 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 A photo of your full penis? 315 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,166 Yes. I... 316 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,361 Oh. 317 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,000 For a man, I feel is a penis or... 318 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,485 that's your only choice. 319 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,641 Yes I'm proud of my cock. 320 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,449 I'm usually like that, like 321 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,885 you know, the sexiest part of me 322 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,843 like the back, legs 323 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,967 Do you know? 324 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,849 I choose my bottom. Then... 325 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,166 I brought a friend. Doug came 326 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,571 and we do it fast. 327 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,484 Your friend came and photographed your penis? 328 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,085 Yes. Yes. You know Doug, right? 329 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,690 Your neighbor? Yes. 330 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,489 He's actually a good photographer. 331 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,607 He works from home. 332 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,681 - And, so... - Hey, guys. 333 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,250 Hey, Rosie. Hello, Rosie. 334 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,407 A new iPad has arrived. 335 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,767 Ah, thank you. I was waiting for him. 336 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:47,921 How much do you have? 337 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,001 2 at a time. 338 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,003 One for the latest music. one for catalog. 339 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,731 I experienced synchronization a difficult system, but it worked. 340 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,400 Well, what did you do with the old one? I gave Ema a gift. 341 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,048 Hey honey, how is it? They want to buy it! 342 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,566 Amazing! What did they say? Did they make an offer? 343 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,687 Yes, soon. 344 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,001 They say it will "mean". I don't know what that means. 345 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,208 I think that means it's some money. 346 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,725 - Really? - I know! 347 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,086 Well, we have to celebrate. 348 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,840 Wait a minute. They haven't made an offer. 349 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,048 But it will be right right? And that's why we have to celebrate. 350 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,849 I can tell Sam to replace me tonight. What do you want to do? 351 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,042 I don't know. Should we take the children to a pleasant place? 352 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,800 like pizza and roller skating or something else? 353 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,811 Of course! I can't wait. 354 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,450 I'll see you in a few hours. 355 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,762 Okay honey. Love you. 356 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,122 - Hello? - Hey, mother. 357 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,486 What's wrong, honey? 358 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,404 It's okay. 359 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,324 What will you do tonight? 360 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,040 Alright. 361 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,481 Who wants to play roller skating? 362 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,560 Annie? 363 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,482 Clive? Nelly? 364 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,925 Annie, are you here? 365 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,084 Alright. 366 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,165 Hello. 367 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:17,961 Hey 368 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,167 Hey honey. Hi. 369 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,480 Where are the children? 370 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,851 At home mom. 371 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,763 Oh, really? I thought we were going to... 372 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,161 Wow, damn it! Wow! 373 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,682 Hi. 374 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,241 Wow. Look at you. 375 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,443 Too much? Not. That's great. 376 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,686 I guess... 377 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,002 Yeah! Yes! 378 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,970 Children, um, how long have they been... 379 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,127 They stay overnight. 380 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,201 Yes! 381 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,604 Because I think... Wow. 382 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,209 Maybe we can celebrate, alone 383 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,681 I understand. 384 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,484 Good idea. 385 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,961 This is the best idea you have. 386 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,724 You look amazing. 387 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,803 Are these your underwear? Mm-hmm. 388 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,450 Because I've never seen it before. 389 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,560 Come on. 390 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,002 This is very fun. I'm very happy now. 391 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,481 Now you're on the bed. 392 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,722 This is great. I like where it will go. 393 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,849 Your story, is very sexy. 394 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,570 He said he gave enthusiasm. 395 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,730 Here and release these roller skates. 396 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,161 I like it when you say that about your roller skate. 397 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:25,881 Double knots. 398 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,920 OK. 399 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,240 this, maybe... 400 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,645 No, no, no, I understand. Okay. 401 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,442 Ooh. 402 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,848 Okay, one is OK. 403 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,528 And the other... Uh-huh. 404 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,964 Ow! 405 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,246 Damn it! Ow. Ow! 406 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,971 It's getting hot and fast, right? 407 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,281 Mmm. 408 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,811 Mm-hmm? Mm-hmm. 409 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,088 Mm-hmm. Should we continue? 410 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,400 Yes. Mm 411 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,041 Mm! Oop... 412 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,724 dear. It's like... got a tooth. 413 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,848 Okay, just relax. Don't I look relaxed? 414 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,445 No, I mean both of us. 415 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,721 Oh. both of us. We will relax. 416 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,926 If we can both relax, will be good. 417 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,331 418 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,330 Sorry. I am sorry. 419 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,408 What happened to us now? I don't know 420 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,891 I just thought of something. 421 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,729 For a moment it felt strange. I am sorry. Okay, it's okay. 422 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,325 This is what we will do. 423 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,765 Alright. Let's go. 424 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,490 Let's do this. It's started 425 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,841 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 426 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:09,921 Oh. 427 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,843 What? We have to touch the breast 428 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,162 We have someone in second base. 429 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,523 That's the rule in Baseball which also means touching your breasts. 430 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,762 I know the meaning. Why not the third. 431 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,521 Whoa. 432 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,207 What? Hmm? 433 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,681 What? 434 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,690 Something's stuck in my mind. 435 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:33,880 I think I'm dreaming 436 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,086 about this moment since so long Mm-hmm. 437 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,362 When we can, like, drop everything. Yes. 438 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,006 And put it again correctly. Truly. 439 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,162 when you're half conscious 440 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,685 and can't refuse. Do you know? 441 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,125 Do you think I will refuse? 442 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,123 Of course I know you want to make love. 443 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,283 Sometimes I just wonder if you want this much. 444 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,045 Indeed. I really want to make this much love. 445 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,884 But sometimes I feel like 446 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,962 You know, you're tired or stressed. 447 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,041 and maybe... me? 448 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,121 I don't know, Sometimes I'm curious 449 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,810 Are you still, you know, interested in me. 450 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,167 Are you kidding me? You are very exciting. 451 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,486 Do you think so? 452 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,721 Spontaneous spontaneity. 453 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,165 That's what I always say about you. 454 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,166 My wife, a great stimulus. 455 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,329 Tell me about your own stimulus. 456 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,562 He's a nice guy. 457 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,642 Proud. Tangguh. Ooh. 458 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,807 Have a great sense of humor. 459 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,170 Let's make love on the kitchen floor. 460 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,600 That's it. 461 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,761 Are you coming? 462 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,009 I like to buy you yesterday. 463 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,206 Yes, of course. 464 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,762 honey? which, who, dear. 465 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,640 Do you want to go somewhere else? 466 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,967 Oh God, thank God you finally spoke. 467 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,570 My knee hurts, it's so bad Oh, God. 468 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,721 Very sick. 469 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,365 I know. This tailbone torments me. 470 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,726 and I can see the list of things I have to do. 471 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,290 Do we have to try the sofa? Yes. 472 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,200 - Sex on the couch, of course, yes. - Come on. 473 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,241 Come on. 474 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,089 This won't take long. Okay. 475 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,124 Oh. 476 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,165 No. Not? 477 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,127 Do you have allergies? 478 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,248 Yes, all week long. I have been allergic for a week 479 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,806 That's because of changes in pressure. Oh, that's why? 480 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,401 Mmm. 481 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,688 This was successful, remember? Really works. 482 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,881 This is like my expertise. 483 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,530 You like this. 484 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,770 Damn, man What happened? It is okay. 485 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,330 Is it possible for us 486 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,765 Have you forgotten how to have sex? 487 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,966 Don't say that. Because we used to be great at this. 488 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,207 Yes, indeed. It was then. 489 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,611 Like Shaquille O'Neal (NBA basketball player) in a sack. 490 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,330 I have such a game. 491 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,526 What? Shaquille O'Neal is a bad comparison I just want to say he's the dominant player. Yes, I understand. 492 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,648 I'd rather choose Derek Fisher for you Derek Fisher? 493 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,843 What? He's a great player. Okay. 494 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,962 495 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,969 496 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,889 I feel like we're trying to say the same thing. Okay. 497 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,042 You're like LeBron James (NBA basketball player too) Oh thank you, honey. 498 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,408 You're like Derek Fisher and LeBron James who are having sex. 499 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,846 I mean we are world class players. 500 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,684 And now, what happened? 501 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,050 I don't know. I mean, we are getting older. 502 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,481 We are parents. 503 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,925 Yes, but we still haven't run out! 504 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,288 I'm still thinking about sex all the time. 505 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,880 I know. I use your computer. 506 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,083 Oh, porn videos. Yes. 507 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,562 You and I used to watch porn videos together always 508 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,404 I still watch porn videos once every time. 509 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,806 Really? Yes. 510 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,480 But my writing ability really declined. 511 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,246 I like it like they really fall in love. 512 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,448 Yes, I think we will find something other than porn. 513 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,520 Maybe. 514 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,961 I'm just watching the part naked woman having sex. 515 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,121 and men 516 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,645 don't feel something or something? 517 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,685 Don't look. 518 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,728 It really doesn't seem to me. 519 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,090 Should we watch porn videos? 520 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,766 Eh. 521 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,484 Kind of feels depressed. 522 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,607 Yes. 523 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,684 Do we still have Tequilla? 524 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,010 Good idea. really a great idea. Jay: Right 525 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,366 Okay, this is what we will do. 526 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,647 We will drink a few glasses of Tequilla. Whoo! 527 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,767 We will withdraw ourselves from this sad moment 528 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,171 and then... 529 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,685 We will be Derek Fisher and LeBron James. 530 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:40,446 That's what we will do. 531 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,885 I want to call my mom and make sure 532 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,325 the kids are sleeping, okay. 533 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,970 ♪ Karma-karma-karma-karma karma chameleon 534 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,562 ♪ She come and goes 535 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,201 ♪ She come and go-o-o-oes 536 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,243 ♪ Karma Chameleon is gonna... ♪ 537 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,370 Hey 538 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,601 Hey 539 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,801 540 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,964 Oh, yes. I just got it today. 541 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,405 I'm very happy. 542 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,562 The appearance of the recession is getting higher, 543 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,721 which means more pixels, 544 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,764 and the upgraded camera. 545 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,963 What? I just got an idea. 546 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,969 Oh, alright. Let's hear 547 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,325 Let's make porn videos. 548 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,321 Sorry? 549 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,008 Let's record ourselves are having sex. 550 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,401 Of course. Yes, of course. Is it true? 551 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,564 Yes. The more I think about it yes, that's a good idea. 552 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,284 I think it's sexy, right? 553 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,681 Dear, I think that's a very good idea. 554 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:38,841 This is cheers. 555 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,251 Look at us. Annie and Jay. 556 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,446 Take kids to grandma's house 557 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,204 make small porn videos. 558 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,770 Mazel tov. (Israeli org language means "Congratulations") For pornographic videos. 559 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,921 That point. 560 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,001 I mean, drinking it for porn videos. 561 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,006 Oh, yes. 562 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,407 We don't even have to watch it if we don't want to. 563 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,130 Or we can. Whatever. 564 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,045 Okay, honey, 565 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,406 What is your story idea? 566 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,527 Story? Yes 567 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,766 I'm not sure the story really matters Yeah. 568 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:06,961 Oh, come on. 569 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,365 I have other ideas. 570 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,764 Well, I want to hear it. 571 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,966 Because you are clearly in the zone. 572 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,087 here it is. 573 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,889 This is what we will do. 574 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,291 "The Joy of Sex". 575 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:18,361 We still have it. 576 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,090 Every position 577 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,242 Oh, I like that. Really like. 578 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,321 Everything? 579 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,726 Yep, we won't miss a single one. 580 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,130 Although, uh... Yes. Though that. 581 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,929 Yes! But also... 582 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,244 Of course. it's in the book. 583 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,402 Yay! and we will record everything. 584 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,562 You're a genius. No, I'm the one who married a genius. 585 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,565 I need more drinks. 586 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,880 I have to be a drunkard. 587 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,565 OK 588 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,085 - I started. - Come here. Okay. 589 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,920 Action. 590 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,481 Hello. Hi. 591 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,042 and welcome to Annie and Jay's, 592 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,844 "All night with Annie and Jay". 593 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,161 My name is Jay and this is my beloved wife, Annie. 594 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,240 and tonight 595 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,931 we intend to practice all positions 596 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,840 in "The Joy of Sex". 597 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,923 Are you talking to our students, baby? 598 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,088 yes, Annie. 599 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,210 And this is our dojo 600 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,600 Our sex dojo. 601 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,170 Our sex dojo. So true. 602 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,924 Annie, please help. 603 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,770 Here it is, Professor. 604 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,126 Thank you, Annie. 605 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,167 Well. 606 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,529 Wow. Wow. Okay. 607 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,125 Look at this haircut. 608 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,201 Well, look at the fur. 609 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,566 I speak with fur. 610 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,244 What's that feather too? 611 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,009 I don't know where the girl's hair ends and where the boy's hair starts 612 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,242 people used to wear hairy clothes in the 70s. 613 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,121 Oh. 614 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,127 "Matrimonial." Mm-hmm. It is true. Wow. Hmm. 615 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,645 Matrimonial. 616 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,201 Can we start with another style besides "missionary"? 617 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,648 Of course... 618 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,524 Right. It won't go anywhere. 619 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,001 Okay, close your eyes, honey. 620 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,482 Say "stop" when I'm right... Stop! 621 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,641 "Flanquette." 622 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,484 Flanquette! Oh. 623 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,609 That's what I meant. 624 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,801 I feel good about this one Me too 625 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:07,927 Okay, you see what happened? 626 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,240 this is my leg. Yes, okay. 627 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,209 But that's your leg. Okay. 628 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,281 continue, like... 629 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,360 Yep. Right. 630 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,090 Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. 631 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:21,801 What? 632 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,607 - Come here. Here. - Okay, here it is. 633 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,925 Hi. Hi. 634 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,605 Okay, ready? Okay. Yes. 635 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,681 Start. Start. 636 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,764 You're amazing at that. 637 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:42,841 Really? 638 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,445 Oh, God. Are you still? 639 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,726 Are you kidding me? 640 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,848 You're like a machine. 641 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,202 like a battering ram. 642 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,681 Thank you. 643 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,204 honey? Yes? 644 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,647 Delete the video, okay? 645 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,480 Yes. 646 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,807 I don't want kids once in a while... 647 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,450 No, I will delete it. Do not worry. 648 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,045 Don't forget, okay? 649 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,565 I won't. 650 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,162 I like to make love to you. 651 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,889 I love you. 652 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,564 653 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,841 Whoops! 654 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,004 As long as we make them both sleep 655 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,844 take a second nap 2 o'clock, 656 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,843 then the night time will be a little better. 657 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,969 Yes, if we don't make them sleep 2 o'clock, we are really messed up. 658 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,242 Wow. "It's really chaotic" is very good. 659 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,731 This is only disclosure. 660 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,006 How can you imagine anything else? 661 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,206 I will describe this as... 662 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,810 "Super fucked?"... a gift of life. Thank you again. 663 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,484 You two rock and shake like that wake up your baby. 664 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,005 You shake them very hard. 665 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,286 Oh, you did it well. 666 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:04,850 This is getting easier. 667 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,843 Oh, we see a light at the end of the tunnel. 668 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,611 Yes. You should have seen us a month ago. 669 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,205 I don't even know who I was at the time. 670 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,203 Oh, God. This is Salad day. 671 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,124 Yes it sounds very intense but you got it! 672 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,611 So, are you planning to have more children? 673 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:18,806 No. 674 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,010 Isn't it crazy if it's a boy 675 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,209 just graduated from 4th grade? Isn't that crazy? 676 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,124 And Howard just graduated from class 5. What happened? 677 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,726 Since when did children graduate from grade 4 and grade 5? 678 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,007 When school ended 679 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,730 There isn't any ceremony. 680 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,040 Just ignore him. 681 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,565 - Yes. - Yes. 682 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,165 By the way, I like your blog 683 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,730 Oh, thank you. 684 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,723 Hey, do you think Pipers Brothers will do it? 685 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,802 Definitely. Yes. 686 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,564 Hey, good people. 687 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,640 Hi, honey. Hi. 688 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,727 Hello, you. Hi. 689 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,125 You're really wet. Look at you. 690 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,840 Yes. I have to change clothes. 691 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,168 Oh, I'm coming with you. 692 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,322 because we will discuss about... about, uh... 693 00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,721 "something". Yes, "something" 694 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,842 Of course. we will discuss something. 695 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,007 Thank you Jesus. Kill me. 696 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,208 Hey. Hello, friend. 697 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,682 Gentlemen. Hi, Howie. 698 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,411 This is Howard. 699 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,681 Howard. 700 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,250 Sorry. 701 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,001 Do you know? I just gave up playing Super Soakers. 702 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,920 Why aren't you there, friend? 703 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,411 Oh! Hmm. 704 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,681 Maybe I'll go there. Yes. 705 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,091 I really enjoy Super Soakers. 706 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,486 Yes! 707 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,846 You can see differences in personality. 708 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,921 709 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,002 This one likes watermelon. 710 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,969 She's a little annoying. 711 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,288 I think everyone's having fun, right? 712 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,010 Oh, of course. It's really amazing. 713 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,206 What about Punit and Kia? 714 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,401 Whoa! 715 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,011 Like hating each other, right? 716 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,122 Yes it looks like that, huh. 717 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,006 "Enjoying your video"? 718 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,248 Where is the pizza cutter? 719 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,291 Honey, do you see a pizza cutter? 720 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,401 Um... 721 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,041 Yes? 722 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,081 Jay. 723 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,243 Jay, the pizza cutter? 724 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,765 This is yours. 725 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,325 I have a lot. Enjoy it. 726 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,881 Wow. 727 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,164 I'm dead. 728 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,640 Honey, are there still dishes outside? 729 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,727 Wait a minute. 730 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,280 Hello! 731 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,566 Hi! 732 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,091 Hello! 733 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,521 Hello! 734 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,965 Dear... Shit! 735 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,881 The sweater is good, miss. 736 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,726 Thank you. 737 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,081 I... 738 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,725 What is it... What am I... 739 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,326 Can... 740 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,363 What's wrong? 741 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,286 Um... 742 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,161 Anu... 743 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,241 Pas... 744 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,004 Do you know iCloud? 745 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,840 So you mean 746 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,042 is instead of deleting the video as you said you would delete... 747 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,770 You uploaded it instead to all the people you have given 748 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,842 did you give the iPads too? 749 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,763 That's not all that actually happened. No? 750 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,002 751 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,606 Well, technically, yes! That's what happened. 752 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,763 But it's really unintentional, doesn't count as... 753 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,281 Thank you. 754 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,361 Hank Rosenbaum! 755 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,204 What? People from Piper Brothers! 756 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,766 Did you give them too? Yes, I said I need one for work. 757 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,444 I put all the ingredients my presentation in it. 758 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,601 Really? 759 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,162 I'm supposed to be the model for Piper Brothers! 760 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,004 Maybe he hasn't sent it yet. 761 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,527 The important fact is, Annie, I'll bet if no one 762 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,728 already know the video is there. 763 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,920 except this message, but... 764 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,446 What message? 765 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,449 I just got an sms. 766 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,561 From who? 767 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,721 Unclear. 768 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,047 I don't know how to hurt you now, Jay. 769 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,201 I know. 770 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,680 But let's take a deep breath first. Shit! 771 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,041 Here is sitting next to me. 772 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,804 Here is sitting. Come here. 773 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:56,961 Let's see 774 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,327 what really happened. Okay. 775 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,720 We make videos we are having sex 776 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,360 for about 3 hours 777 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,806 and that's amazing, right? 778 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,331 Yes, no. That's really great. Okay. 779 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,811 And then you told me to delete it and I forgot. 780 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,491 Did you forget? I forgot. 781 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,848 782 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,490 And now our video 783 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,723 already synchronized to several devices 784 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,051 Friends 785 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,844 Oh, God. and accountant. 786 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,081 and delivery letter. 787 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:25,767 Oh, God! 788 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,285 Who sent you an sms, Jay? 789 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,481 I don't know. I don't know, Annie. 790 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:29,846 Have you called the number? 791 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,890 That's actually a good idea. 792 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,769 Oh, God. 793 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,049 Your call has been connected to... 794 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,765 Voice mail! Okay, oh. 795 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,763 Hi, this is Jay Hargrove. 796 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,486 Can you call me again 797 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,528 about the text you sent earlier? 798 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,366 I'm sure you have my number. Daah. 799 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,847 Is that all? 800 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,410 What do I have to say? 801 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,209 "Who is this?" 802 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,521 I won't call back if someone leaves a message to my cellphone 803 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,644 Okay we have to get the iPad back. 804 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:06,761 Hello? 805 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,569 Hi, mother! Hi, dear. 806 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,722 Can you come 807 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,565 and looking after children now? 808 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:14,721 Now? 809 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,484 We need you as soon as possible 810 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,971 if you can come. 811 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,530 Yes, I think it can. 812 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,688 - Thank you, Mother. Very good. - Thank you. Annie. 813 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,841 Wait a minute. What? 814 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,524 Can you ask your mother, 815 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,805 to carry the iPad? 816 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,484 Are you kidding me? 817 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,004 And you can carry your iPad, too? 818 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,129 My iPad? Yes. 819 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,611 OK. Good, okay 820 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,484 Will you not forget? The iPad. 821 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,961 So say it to juma, close, then come soon. 822 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,401 OK. OK. 823 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,608 Can you close it? Okay, dear. 824 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,606 Okay, close now, ma'am. 825 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,091 Okay, say goodbye. 826 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,241 Okay, close it. 827 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,322 Dah. Okay, dah 828 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,081 Who else has this item? 829 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,161 Let's think. 830 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,840 Robby, Postman... 831 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,762 Every time you say "Postman," Jay, 832 00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,241 I just want to hit you. 833 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,446 You know, it was Christmas... 834 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:01,567 I don't care. 835 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,486 Postman, Robby, Hank, My mother, and who else? 836 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,687 Oh, God! 837 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:09,761 Clive? 838 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,683 -May you see for a moment? -Why? 839 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,762 Just a moment. I'm using it! 840 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,961 What's the matter? 841 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,121 I can't take risks. 842 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,645 Okay, kid! Come on, Jay! 843 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,126 Grandma is here for a reason which is very mysterious! 844 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,804 Oh, God! What is an iPad 845 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,530 did I give you? I like that iPad. 846 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,563 Can I borrow? Why is grandma here? 847 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,961 Yeee! Grandmother! 848 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,485 OK. Grandma will look after you guys while mom and dad come out. 849 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,925 You can order Chinese food. 850 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,411 851 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,130 I hate Chinese food. Okay, just order pizza then. 852 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,770 Again, Enjoy this iPad. 853 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,330 I made sure it worked. Enjoy it 854 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,846 Come on! thanks. How about my iPad? 855 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,046 Thank you. 856 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:50,448 Damn. Construction of this object is really unbelievable. 857 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,124 Jay! Come on Jay, let's go! 858 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,565 Let's go to Robby and Tess's house first! Come on! 859 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,085 Yes, yes! Sorry! I understand! 860 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,164 So I just have to understand 861 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,004 why don't you delete this 862 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,809 before you give it to people. 863 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,041 I have an amazing list of songs. 864 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,610 And people want it. That's the prize. 865 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,200 the prize is a list of songs, not the iPad. 866 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:11,687 When I updated my music library, it was synced to their iPad. 867 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,491 I use the application called Frankensync to synchronize songs. 868 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,403 I upgraded to this new application 869 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,005 Bride of Frankensync, 870 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,289 and now, it turns out, it synchronizes all my data 871 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,166 everywhere because of that application is great! 872 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,449 How can you forget to delete the sex tape? 873 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,204 That goes on in my mind then, the thing that I know, I'm awake! 874 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,362 It has been uploaded to iCloud! 875 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,010 And you can't delete it again? 876 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,525 877 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,761 Nobody understands Cloud! 878 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,731 it's a mystery! 879 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,201 Listen, everything that happened has been very synchronized minor syncing mishap. 880 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,884 This is not minor! 881 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,200 and I hope you confess if you mess it up instead of convincing me that this is not a serious problem. 882 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,726 Because this is actually a serious problem. 883 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,451 Do you know, Annie? 884 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,164 I'm in it too. 885 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,571 Oh, who cares? Nobody cares about you. 886 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,005 No one wants to watch you have sex. 887 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,082 You said it yourself. No one cares what the man does! 888 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,889 889 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,201 890 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,000 It is women who have to bear and face everything Who is that? "Guess who?" emot smile. 891 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,201 Who is this? Shit! 892 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,486 That must be Tess. That must be Tess. 893 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,371 Do you think so? Yes! 894 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,891 With "XOXO smile emot"? Yes. That's Tess. 895 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,288 All right, is that what Tess does? 896 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,084 or more like, uh, things that are very very common? 897 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,164 No, that's what Tess did. 898 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,890 He might be joking. 899 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,849 Unless the number is on my cellphone then it should be written "Tess." 900 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,049 Well, maybe he has a new cellphone. 901 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,487 He might see what is 902 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,931 903 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,923 and stop it then don't watch it again. 904 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,162 because he respects our privacy. 905 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,845 This makes sense. 906 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,770 Good. Okay. 907 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,763 Okay, fine. that's Tess. 908 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,285 I bought it. Yeah. 909 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,442 He took the iPad, saw there was a porn video in it, 910 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,330 pressing 'Play' turns out to be our video, then 'stop' suddenly, 911 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,129 because he respects us. Yes. 912 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,964 Then he came out and bought a new handphone and with a new number 913 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,081 Yes. 914 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,525 So you think that means Robby has seen it too? 915 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,762 Well, if not, you will immediately make new friends. 916 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,047 We will only remove Tess and Roby from our lives? 917 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,647 Yes, right. And if the postman has seen it, we move. 918 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,206 Wait. What if it's not Tess? 919 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,964 Okay, listen. We're out 920 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,201 and if it doesn't look like him, 921 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,163 We can't say anything. Okay? Certain. 922 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,561 No, no. They don't have to know about this. Okay? 923 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,125 Dear, this will be easy to make them say it's them or not. 924 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,168 Hey! 925 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,881 Hey. Hey! 926 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,246 What's wrong? 927 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,721 What's wrong with you? 928 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,446 None. There is no. Just relaxing. 929 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,731 This is our anniversary 930 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,005 931 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,242 So Marta takes Howard to the cinema. 932 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,526 and we are just, uh, 933 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,410 relax, watch some... 934 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,642 Hey! What are you doing here? 935 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,085 Hey. Hey. 936 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:56,811 I'm sorry we stopped by here suddenly. 937 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,325 on your anniversary. 938 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,091 Yes, why don't you say is your birthday? 939 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,489 Oh, because it's our 12th anniversary? Yes. 940 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,121 Like, who cares, right? So... 941 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,401 Do you want to come in? 942 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,881 or not. 943 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,686 What did you watch? 944 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,690 Um... 945 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,361 This is really embarrassing. Yes. 946 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,124 Just say our pad what you watch. 947 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,160 Yes. That is not a big problem. What are you watching? 948 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,805 Okay, alright Alright. 949 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,644 We watched "Breaking Bad" Season 1. 950 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,370 This is really embarrassing. 951 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,561 We are very left behind. 952 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,051 That's a good TV series. Yes. 953 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,531 You really are lagging behind. 954 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:43,801 It's okay. Don't say what happened! 955 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,007 Hey, while we're here 956 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,764 Remember the iPad I gave you? 957 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,047 Yes Yes. 958 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,131 I want to take it again. 959 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,886 Oh, uh... 960 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,044 OK. Oh, that's why you... 961 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,400 That's why you come here 962 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,482 to our house, to take your iPad again? 963 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,400 Well... Um... 964 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,084 I have some data in it that I need. 965 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,844 What? Dirty photos or something? 966 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,244 Do you make sex videos? 967 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,485 Do you watch it? 968 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,125 I'm just kidding. 969 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,323 What? 970 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,367 Then Jay got this text with the contents 971 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,848 "I really like your video. Thank you for sharing. XOXO." 972 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,888 And you think it's texting from me? 973 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,200 Well, that sounds like you. 974 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,920 I don't think if I watch your video, I'll type "XOXO." 975 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,004 I hope it's you. 976 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,491 Because it's not me, then who? 977 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:35,846 No. I understand. I understand. 978 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,844 Um... Can we back down for a while? 979 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,890 So do you record your videos have sex for 3 hours? 980 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,161 Yes. 981 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,645 Why did you do it? 982 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,565 Forget it. 983 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,127 Who made love for 3 hours? We. 984 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,044 That's the same as the duration of the Lincoln movie. You are doing the full version. 985 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:55,571 Well, friends, I'm sorry, you know, 986 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,523 But I didn't send the text. 987 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,327 God, this doesn't really happen. Oh... 988 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,641 Oh, okay uh, Who else has this thing? 989 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,007 You guys, postman... 990 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,486 Hank Rosenbaum. 991 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,483 People from Piper Brothers? Yes! 992 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:10,925 Oh, people who want to buy your blog? 993 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,843 And who really cares about my image. 994 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,921 Okay, I'm an idiot! 995 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,525 No! Come on! You're fucked. 996 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,601 No. 997 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,000 Indeed. Let him be like that. 998 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,361 I should have killed you. 999 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,329 Oh, I mean have you ever thought about it for a moment? You know you should create a password for your data. 1000 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,846 I should have killed you while sleeping. 1001 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,007 Or just delete it. 1002 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,366 Oh, God. Wait! 1003 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,010 Wait a minute! What? 1004 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,161 My sister is taking care of the flowers! 1005 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,969 Oh, God, do you think where did he live? 1006 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,247 1007 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,368 Yeah, I thought he was at home. He is the gardener! 1008 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,441 Wait a minute. What is the plan? 1009 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,806 We just show up at this org home? 1010 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,689 Yes! and we come with you. 1011 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,250 Oh, God. This will be a nice night! We are taking care of children! 1012 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,010 I'll call Rochelle. Yes! 1013 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,402 Hey, according to my sister about all positions is a good idea! 1014 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,369 Did you say to your sister? Why? 1015 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,880 Your big fans. Well, I thought he would be happy. 1016 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:53,921 Hey 1017 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,521 iPad. 1018 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,284 Yes, yes. Dude, it's really chaotic. 1019 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,930 No. Can I click it? 1020 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:00,721 Huh? 1021 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,523 the iPad. Yes. 1022 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,526 You're here to take it. 1023 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,364 I need that iPad, please. 1024 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,720 What if I can't get it now? 1025 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,000 Just give the iPad. 1026 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,208 What if I delete it myself? Dude. 1027 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,480 OK. You have to send me all that music again. 1028 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,927 man! Oh, okay! Jesus! 1029 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,124 Have you just taken it from your pocket? 1030 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:25,881 Yes. 1031 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,371 I feel you were just now, 1032 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,687 You said you don't remember where this is. 1033 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,486 I forgot. 1034 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,160 Fair enough. 1035 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,604 That's an easy mistake to make. Okay. 1036 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,291 So what will we do? 1037 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,885 Yes. What are the plans, friends? 1038 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,883 Should we pretend, 1039 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,764 none of us have cellphones? 1040 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,286 We tap. You say this, "Hank! A surprise!" 1041 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,328 Yes. then I go in and say 1042 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,289 "Hi, I'm your sister's gardener, Tess." 1043 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,850 This feels like 1044 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,888 super weird ways to spend your days. 1045 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,406 For the 12th Anniversarry, I think is pretty solid. Annie: Do you know? 1046 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,528 you two remain in the car. This is our problem. 1047 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,210 We can take care of it right honey? 1048 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,169 I think we like being part of the plan. 1049 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,571 Let us join. 1050 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:09,926 Friends, we will in and out of there 1051 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,286 We will knock on the door. 1052 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,289 Yes, it will be awkward at first. 1053 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,164 But I think it will be fine. 1054 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,890 Okay, so this is what we will do. 1055 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,406 I will divert it, You said you have to go to the toilet then you search this house to find the iPad. Good? Okay, let's go. 1056 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,165 Annie. Annie, can you wait a minute? 1057 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,368 Come here. The house is big. 1058 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,601 We will say you have diarrhea. 1059 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,364 First, is embarrassing. 1060 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,165 Second, who told others that they had diarrhea? 1061 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:34,641 Food poisoning. 1062 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:35,960 1063 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,327 OK. What if I turn my attention and you suddenly get food poisoning? 1064 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,447 Oh, no. I don't want food poisoning. 1065 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,965 You're just food poisoning. 1066 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,644 People who forgot to delete videos 1067 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,131 porn must be food poisoning. 1068 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,565 It's in my book. 1069 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,608 Annie! Oh... 1070 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,166 Well, just me! 1071 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:53,651 Hank? Hey! 1072 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,563 A surprise. This is really crazy. 1073 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:56,766 Do you live here? 1074 00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,605 I'm sorry. I'm lost. You both know each other? 1075 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,728 This is Hank, baby. Remember when I told Hank? 1076 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,006 Hank Rosenbaum? 1077 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,206 Hank Rosenbaum! 1078 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,406 This is my husband, Jay. 1079 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,642 Jay. The famous Jay. 1080 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,802 Because it's big. Nice to meet you. 1081 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,086 - Me too. - Wow! 1082 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,686 What a crazy coincidence, honey. Right? Wow. 1083 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,569 We randomly go around the environment 1084 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,325 We've knocked on the door trying, uh, 1085 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,164 Gather money for charity. 1086 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,321 What charity? 1087 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,244 Uh, that's... Charity for... For children. 1088 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,005 Yes, for children who have 1089 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,320 too big... 1090 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,527 Kidneys. The kidneys. 1091 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:30,887 They have 1092 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,050 very large kidney 1093 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,207 Very sad. 1094 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,163 You have to see it. So, yes, we try to help them. 1095 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,049 "Hey, Daddy. Da. 1096 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,088 "What is this bulge behind me, Da?" 1097 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,721 "That's your kidney, kid." 1098 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,564 They are British orphans. 1099 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,484 Yes, so we only tried to collect money. 1100 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:52,241 By the way, do you want to contribute? 1101 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,045 Yes. Sign in. I'll take my checkbook. 1102 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,600 Thank you. You are really generous. 1103 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:01,485 Hey, can Jay use your toilet? 1104 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,967 Because he has diarrhea. Oh. 1105 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,567 Food poisoning. 1106 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,966 Oh, sure, go straight there. Then turn around. 1107 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,121 Thank you. 1108 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,401 Mmm. 1109 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,921 Oh, well, let's go and make yourself comfortable Oh, thank you. 1110 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,081 Wow! This is a beautiful house. 1111 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,207 1112 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,850 Oh, thank you. Play music. 1113 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,888 Sure. Wow! 1114 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,128 Damn it! Anjrit 1115 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,640 What's the matter? 1116 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,963 Do you want to drink something? 1117 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,321 What? 1118 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,201 Sorry. Let me reduce the volume so we can talk 1119 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,803 Can I get a drink? 1120 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:49,920 Sure. 1121 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,445 Schlomit and distant children 1122 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,847 so I'm free 1123 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,923 drink a few glasses of Scotch. 1124 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,001 Ah. 1125 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,844 50 years. Yes. 1126 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,690 Good stuff. 1127 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,922 This is for our bright future. 1128 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,011 Whatever will happen. 1129 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,166 Wow. That's really an interesting painting. 1130 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,446 Do you like it? 1131 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,646 Yes. 1132 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,650 It was ordered. 1133 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,921 It's one of the moments from the film The Lion King. 1134 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,004 Unless it's me who is the Rafiki 1135 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,128 So, that's me. 1136 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,361 Presenting Simba to all beings 1137 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,086 From a proud land to be seen. 1138 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,003 It's beautiful. 1139 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,491 Thank you. 1140 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,246 Do you know? 1141 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,240 I will make this even more festive. 1142 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,247 Hi. 1143 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,809 Hey, hey, little dog. 1144 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,487 Shut up. 1145 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,201 Shut up! 1146 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,646 Sit down! 1147 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:27,521 You look, 1148 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,126 I don't know, 1149 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,488 I'm just a little awkward in someone's house. 1150 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,528 and ask for a donation to you. That is all. 1151 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,324 I'm glad you are here. 1152 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,642 I can use the company. 1153 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,000 Wow! 1154 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,086 I know. 1155 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,488 No, no, no! Help! Perhaps! 1156 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,085 No! Shut up! 1157 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,161 Heei! 1158 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,365 I was hoping we could 1159 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,566 know more about each other. 1160 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,564 Mmm. me too. What a beautiful coincidence. 1161 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,210 There is no coincidence. 1162 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,645 That's what Schlomit always said. 1163 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,285 Oh, is this your family? 1164 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,488 Yes. That's us all in Aspen. 1165 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,406 Ada Schlo and 1166 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,369 my son, Benjamin, and Sarah. 1167 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,487 They are very funny. 1168 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:29,291 No! Not! 1169 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,441 Please! 1170 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:31,921 Hank! 1171 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,082 No! Don't be my face! Not my face! 1172 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,161 Please! 1173 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,485 I don't want to do it. 1174 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,560 Miscellaneous with me, you will fight with books. 1175 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,682 That's what will happen. 1176 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,608 You must be kidding me. 1177 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:09,404 You know, it's funny. 1178 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,962 When the family is far away You find yourself thinking things 1179 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,691 that you've never thought of all this time. 1180 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:16,966 I think. 1181 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,088 You think about who you were, 1182 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,207 and what will it be. 1183 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,606 Mmm. 1184 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,925 Do you want to use Cocaine? 1185 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,121 Sorry? 1186 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,528 I only use a little while my family isn't there. 1187 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,647 Do you want something cool? 1188 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,609 No, I don't think it's very, um... 1189 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,201 I understand. 1190 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,803 I mean, I have no problem with that... 1191 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,530 I mean, I do have... 1192 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,325 Is this some kind of... What is this test? 1193 00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:48,163 Oh, okay, I understand that happened here. 1194 00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:51,403 You think of all the values of Piper Brothers But if you think situationally, 1195 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,164 Friendship is the value of Brother Pipers One of the biggest. 1196 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:55,481 And that's what happened here. 1197 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,721 We just relax, getting to know each other more and do some activities. 1198 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,724 Uh-huh. 1199 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,451 But if it's not something you usually do... 1200 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,925 Well, uh... 1201 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:04,767 1202 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,526 1203 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,811 1204 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,288 OK. OK. 1205 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:14,960 It's better to make sure that Jay doesn't get lost. 1206 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,446 No, no, no! She is fine. Let's use cocaine! 1207 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,127 Super! 1208 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,281 Oh, shit! 1209 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,526 Are you okay? 1210 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,207 Wow! 1211 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,130 Wow! 1212 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,762 See? That's what i meant We are getting older and we forget. 1213 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,730 People, they stopped doing things they liked. 1214 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,962 And for some people, can be surfing. 1215 00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,042 Some people, can travel. 1216 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,924 For me, being jazzed. 1217 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,650 and hear Slayer songs. 1218 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:06,929 It's like blowing up my brain. 1219 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,610 That's what is right for you. 1220 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,523 But that's what you mean. That is what I mean. 1221 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,523 Because it's like someone who has a narrow mind for me. 1222 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,204 to think about everything. Right? 1223 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,805 Because I don't know you. You don't know me. 1224 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,769 I don't know you. Yes. You only know me like that. 1225 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,683 CEO who controls your future. 1226 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,000 But it's not me. No. 1227 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,651 And like you, I'm sure there are things about you that other people know. 1228 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,165 Yes, there really is. 1229 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,924 Can I show you something? Yes! 1230 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:28,961 Whoa. 1231 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,247 Piper Brothers, 75 years. 1232 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,765 But very few people know it. 1233 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:33,841 Whoa! 1234 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,240 There's more. 1235 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,047 Eazy-E! 1236 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,365 I miss him every day. 1237 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,124 Very touching Do you know him? 1238 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,727 Annie, it's like... like... A part of it for me. 1239 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,686 Wake up! 1240 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,001 Wake up, motherfucker! 1241 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:13,081 Hm, how do you do CPR (artificial breathing) in dogs? 1242 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,647 I found 4 places called "Starbucks." 1243 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,402 What happened? 1244 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,600 And then you become a mother, right? 1245 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,721 and it becomes a problem about children. 1246 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,689 which one is good, because you really want to. 1247 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,160 But then you need time for yourself. 1248 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,326 That's why I started writing. 1249 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,449 But it's like writing about Jay and kids. 1250 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:51,607 then it becomes a job. 1251 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,284 But I like my job. I like my job. 1252 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,761 But I need exercise. I have to exercise. 1253 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:56,841 That's not even for me. 1254 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,365 That's like for others. 1255 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,125 because I'm going crazy like a bat crazy, crazy, crazy. 1256 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,720 I majored. I majored in college. 1257 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,564 But you know, is really difficult 1258 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:06,971 find the right time. I know. 1259 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,451 To do anything, right? Yes. 1260 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,522 If you don't do it, then you lose yourself. 1261 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:11,886 do you want more? 1262 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,128 No, I still enjoyed the previous , thank you. 1263 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,531 You're very nice to talk to. 1264 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,484 I feel like you understand me. 1265 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,245 Oh, God I feel like we understand each other. Yes. 1266 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,120 Where is your husband? 1267 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,330 I don't know! Where is that jerk? 1268 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,330 What was that? Isn't that the sound of the bell? 1269 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:38,646 Lots of action tonight. 1270 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,006 Yes, indeed. 1271 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,405 Hey! Okay. 1272 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,721 Can I help you? 1273 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,248 Hi! I'm the mayor, Robby Thompson. 1274 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,163 Nice to meet you? What happened? 1275 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:54,083 Mayor? Oh, not in this area. 1276 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,481 I'm the mayor from a different area. 1277 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,449 from Thousand Oaks. 1278 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,046 She's the mayor of Thousand Oaks 1279 00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:05,045 and I am his wife. 1280 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,321 - OK. - Right. 1281 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,489 we are out talking to other people 1282 00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,491 Convey to the world about Thousand Oaks. 1283 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,007 What words? 1284 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,849 Uh... uh... Whew... 1285 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,601 Great city. 1286 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,365 A pleasant city to be left with family. 1287 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,488 The city has a small Baseball league 1288 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,085 Unbeatable in all villages. 1289 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,931 Nobody cares about Thousand Oaks. 1290 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,604 Sorry, Your Honor. 1291 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,967 "Your Majesty." Please. "Your Majesty" is my father's name. 1292 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,560 "Mr. Major" will be fine. 1293 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,121 Hello. 1294 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,087 No! 1295 00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,129 Sit down! 1296 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,561 Take it! 1297 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,161 Take it! 1298 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,320 By the way we came out talking with people 1299 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,646 about Thousand Oaks 1300 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:14,326 and we collect donations 1301 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,767 for the Big Brother charity program. 1302 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,080 Thousand Oaks charity program. 1303 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,161 Thousand Oaks. 1304 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:20,969 What's with the latest trends now 1305 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,565 a late night charity request? 1306 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:23,760 I don't know. I do not understand. 1307 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,365 Uh, of course we are accept money. Eh. 1308 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,601 But what we really need 1309 00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,081 is the iPad that you use 1310 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,288 That's a good idea. 1311 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,286 A very good idea. 1312 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,691 Really? I mean, really inspiring. 1313 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,125 1314 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,329 Yes, I'm sure they will use it. 1315 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,601 Well, I have one. 1316 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:41,681 Oh! Not. 1317 00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,920 Yes. I have it. 1318 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,971 You're the one who actually gave this to me. 1319 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,644 I haven't even had time to look around. 1320 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,802 Oh, I don't need it. Just give it to them. 1321 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,041 Do you mind if I... 1322 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,201 God, no. Just love them. I do not care. 1323 00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:58,320 That seems like a good reason. 1324 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,169 Thank you, thank you. This is really useful. 1325 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:01,241 Nice to meet you! Have a nice evening! 1326 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,924 Good night! Remember Thousand Oaks! 1327 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,843 Hi, I'm the mayor. iPad! 1328 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,366 That's it! 1329 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,483 Ariel! Hakuna matata! 1330 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:13,167 Go play there. 1331 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,803 Jay. What happened to you? 1332 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,488 I got epilepsy. 1333 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,645 in your toilet. 1334 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:29,846 But your dog saved me. 1335 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,849 because other than diarrhea 1336 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:39,810 I also have epilepsy. 1337 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,124 Oh, God. Are you okay? 1338 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,329 We have to go. It's time we go. 1339 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,368 This is the right time for us to get out. 1340 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,966 Now. Only now time for us to get out. 1341 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,168 Because you know, This... Yes. 1342 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:55,600 I used a little cocaine earlier. What? 1343 00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:56,681 What? 1344 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,091 once. Just once. 1345 00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:59,366 What once? One pull. 1346 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,251 What? He did it only once. Continue? 1347 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,526 Dear, Come on... Okay. 1348 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,329 Thank you very much for your hospitality You're amazing. 1349 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:05,521 This is your cocaine straw. 1350 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:06,761 No, no, no. Please. Just save it. 1351 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,251 Thank you. 1352 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,400 Okay, please. 1353 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,081 Thank you for helping our charity activities 1354 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,969 but Annie and I must immediately move the kidney Oh, I really forgot. 1355 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,121 I have to take my checkbook. 1356 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,727 Thank you very much. 1357 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,484 What? 1358 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:36,891 "One pull"? 1359 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,610 Who are you? What should I do? 1360 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,081 1361 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,403 1362 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,284 1363 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,488 Cocaine? Is that the answer to that question? 1364 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,404 He offered me and I didn't want to appear to judge him it's partner pressure 1365 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,686 I distract him. 1366 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,051 With Cocaine? What is this? Scarface? (The film played by Al Pacino) 1367 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,327 Are you lecturing me? 1368 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:57,686 Is that what happens now? Yes! 1369 00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,848 mm-mm. No, I don't think so. Annie. 1370 00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:02,167 Annie. What about me being attacked by a dog? 1371 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,289 I barely survived. 1372 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:06,964 You're in the living room having fun with the boss and now are you angry at me? 1373 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,850 What did I do? Oh, what are you doing? 1374 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,843 1375 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,649 1376 00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,971 You didn't delete the video, Jay! 1377 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,644 I told you, Annie. I forgot. 1378 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:21,451 "I forgot." "I forgot." I've heard you say that. "I forgot!" 1379 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:22,766 Okay, alright! Actually I didn't forget! 1380 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,531 I made a conscious decision to keep the video. 1381 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,489 And I will keep it forever! 1382 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,449 Because I'm in the video 1383 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:32,727 which is the greatest night in my life. 1384 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,643 So I want to save it. 1385 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,245 For me alone. 1386 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,888 And as a personal reference. 1387 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,325 Yes, you want it. 1388 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,209 But I clearly say doesn't want you to save it. 1389 00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:44,850 Because I don't want it to leak and guess what? 1390 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,968 That leaked! It leaked instantly. 1391 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,724 That part is an error. 1392 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,290 I want to keep it for myself. 1393 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,010 and then this damn application... 1394 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,206 Stop talking about the application. 1395 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,930 'because that is just your typical. 1396 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,731 You always do something you like, 1397 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:01,202 and I do everything. I do everything. 1398 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,250 I bear this 1399 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,606 Obviously, you don't use cocaine. 1400 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,170 Maybe I have to use cocaine more. 1401 00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,811 Because I have never done it before and I seem to like it. 1402 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,120 I'm pretty sure of the answer 1403 00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,611 not to use cocaine anymore. 1404 00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,331 But for this sex video. Tonight. 1405 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,686 This is kind of 1406 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,649 which reveals more about someone 1407 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:21,921 Oh really? 1408 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,126 Reveal everything about someone. 1409 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,326 Do you know? Be quiet. 1410 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,447 I tried to say it! 1411 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,126 This kind of thing, crisis, 1412 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,441 reveals one's identity from within. 1413 00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:33,205 and you, you can't think about anyone other than yourself. 1414 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,687 Okay, that... Jay did what Jay wanted to do. 1415 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:37,609 You have to go to a concert. 1416 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,091 Three consecutive nights. 1417 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,161 For work? 1418 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,481 But that's my job, Annie. We are a team. 1419 00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,642 and the part I'm working on is to make sure the team works. 1420 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,560 That's what makes me a good partner, right? 1421 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,887 I don't want to just be a partner! 1422 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,249 When do we stop having sex? 1423 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:54,881 What? 1424 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,480 Annie, it's not like we just stopped. 1425 00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:58,681 No, you know what I mean. 1426 00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:00,842 It's like, Why... 1427 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:04,402 Why do we stop so that gets closer? 1428 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,131 When did I become so annoying? 1429 01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:07,281 I don't know! 1430 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,843 I think you're coming out 1431 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,082 That's sad. I have some kind of explosion Really? 1432 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,650 We must immediately find out who the person who sent this sms. 1433 01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,563 What are they... 1434 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,731 making love in our car? 1435 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,889 That seems so. 1436 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,370 Sorry, friends. Yes sorry. 1437 01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,610 I won't even ask are you guys... 1438 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,727 Yes. we were watching the video. 1439 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:43,961 You said you wouldn't say anything. 1440 01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:45,280 I know we won't say anything but I can't lie to Jay. 1441 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,249 And besides, we 1442 01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:48,407 we missed it because we didn't have time. 1443 01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,881 Oh, God! 1444 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,445 Annie, no need to be shy. 1445 01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,411 She's right. No need. 1446 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:56,766 Initially, yes, I thought it was. 1447 01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,882 1448 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,008 But now I've seen it and nothing. 1449 01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:02,923 No, that is the most natural thing in the world. 1450 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,249 I think it's possible... 1451 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,482 No, of course that is. 1452 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,602 the most embarrassing thing in my life. 1453 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,001 Oh, no, no, no, no. You shouldn't feel embarrassed. 1454 01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,606 In everything you should feel proud. 1455 01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:15,886 Yes, Bodymu is amazing. 1456 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,001 Oh, God. Okay. 1457 01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,366 Honestly, I admire you for that. 1458 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,329 I can't believe you let he watch it! 1459 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:21,686 Sorry. 1460 01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,445 He wants to watch it. I want to watch it. Look a little. 1461 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,890 But then, we really got involved in it. 1462 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:28,961 We are completely wrapped in it. 1463 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:30,081 Oh, God! 1464 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,089 Oh, by the way it's a great penis. 1465 01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,006 Yes. thanks. 1466 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,168 To be honest, the whole passion is great. 1467 01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,282 Oh, God. We know. Yes. 1468 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,682 Friends, can I ask for the iPad, please? 1469 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:48,361 Really? I mean we... Dude! 1470 01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,124 Okay, alright! 1471 01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:53,006 This is it. You are obsessed with this thing. 1472 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,720 Wait. 1473 01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,361 We will never discuss the matter tonight. 1474 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:03,567 Of course. 1475 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,801 Sure. 1476 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,809 I have to go to the toilet and aspirin. 1477 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,086 Yes, yes. Oh, of course. 1478 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,241 Enter. Please. 1479 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,001 Daddy. Mother. Hey, friend. 1480 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,127 Hey, baby. Hey, Marta. 1481 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,608 Howard is studying. Originally. In my room. 1482 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,170 Annie, Jay. 1483 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:21,605 A surprise, You guys 1484 01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:23,284 We just came from outside 1485 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,001 drinking. 1486 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,450 Celebrating Anniversarry 1487 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:29,931 This. I'll get aspirin. 1488 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,286 OK. I want to go to the toilet. 1489 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:32,925 Want to change clothes? 1490 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:35,320 Yes that's good. Thank you friend. I'll get you clothes. 1491 01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,364 Get out of the way! 1492 01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,521 So, here we are. 1493 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:46,083 Yes, yes, yes. 1494 01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,368 Did you receive my text? 1495 01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:54,886 What? 1496 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,847 Yes. You know, you should be more careful, Jay. 1497 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,041 Wait, are you... 1498 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,043 No. Because you guys are too... 1499 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,246 Is this some... 1500 01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,724 Don't beat around the bush, Jay. 1501 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,802 I think we both know I've seen your butt. 1502 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,727 Did you see my butt? 1503 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:16,086 What, do I have to spell it for you? 1504 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,003 I have your sex video. 1505 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:19,800 You're screwed up. 1506 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,485 I have news for you. What? 1507 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,561 I took the iPad again. 1508 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,730 Did you take the iPad again? Yes. 1509 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,565 That's amazing friend. Good business. Look at me. 1510 01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:33,485 Do I look like a kid who understands how to make 1511 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,961 copy of MP4 or not? 1512 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,450 Yes, you seem to be able. And look at yourself. 1513 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:42,090 Circling trying to collect 1514 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,481 The iPad again before running out of time. 1515 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,403 Why don't you just remote wipe? 1516 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,406 Can you do it? 1517 01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:52,761 Damn it! 1518 01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,321 Die me! 1519 01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:56,810 I almost killed a dog. 1520 01:03:58,680 --> 01:03:59,681 Yes. 1521 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,689 But I have uploaded a video of your "sorry" buttocks to the YouPorn site. 1522 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:02,966 The rating should be better tomorrow morning. 1523 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,765 And unfortunately, the only thing that will make the video fall 1524 01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,888 is the original poster and that's me. 1525 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,610 Okay, this is... 1526 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:10,649 I understand. It's a joke, right? 1527 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,569 You're kidding me. 1528 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:14,841 You didn't upload... 1529 01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,329 1530 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:20,486 What do you want? Hmm. 1531 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,011 Do you want an Xbox? 1532 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,282 Can you get me an Xbox? Do you want an Xbox? 1533 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,284 What do you mean, the latest Xbox? Yes. 1534 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:27,686 What do I look like to you, Jay? 1535 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,211 An idiot kid? Not! 1536 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,891 I want 25,000 in cash. 1537 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,645 25,000 Dollars? 1538 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:38,765 Howard. First, I don't have 25,000 dollars, relax first. 1539 01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,241 Besides that, what would you do with 25,000 dollars? 1540 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,685 I will buy a horse. 1541 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,763 Yes, I will buy a horse. 1542 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:46,285 to please women. 1543 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,122 I think now I have to talk to your parents. 1544 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:51,321 Try it. Please. 1545 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:52,760 I will lie. 1546 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:54,444 They will trust me, not you. 1547 01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:55,961 Oh... 1548 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:57,724 And you wouldn't dare to tell Annie about this. 1549 01:04:58,400 --> 01:04:59,731 I'll tell Annie. 1550 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,401 OK. 1551 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,323 But before that, think about 1552 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:04,925 these three words, okay? 1553 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,684 School. E-mail. "Explosion". 1554 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,881 man! I want Ice Cream Who wants it? 1555 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:15,240 Face it, Jay. 1556 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:16,805 You're fucked! 1557 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,048 I'm experiencing pressure in me. 1558 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,761 Good chat, friend. Seriously. 1559 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,001 dear. 1560 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,764 Let's go home and call again that number until someone answers it. 1561 01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:25,729 1562 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,689 I just want to know who sent this text. 1563 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:28,881 Uh-oh. 1564 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:30,885 Uh-oh. Do you want to do something? 1565 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,405 Want to do "4 flavors"? 1566 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:34,482 Yes, let's do it. Yes. 1567 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,926 Robby, there is no easy way for me to say this. 1568 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,321 but your child is trying to threaten me 25,000 Dollars! 1569 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,845 Jay, can you hear yourself now? 1570 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,567 I mean, listen. You passed days that made you stressful, right? 1571 01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:48,724 Howard is just a child. He is not your problem. 1572 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:51,286 When you wake up you will realize that 1573 01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:53,289 Why don't you see the computer, huh? 1574 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,010 Check the cellphone! 1575 01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,327 1576 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:57,721 For my sake? Jay. 1577 01:05:58,440 --> 01:05:59,800 I won't check the computer. 1578 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:01,365 Because there's nothing there. 1579 01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,404 Whatever he says, I believe. 1580 01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:04,880 We're talking about Howard. 1581 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,326 I have to go. Okay. 1582 01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:09,249 Take a break, okay? I'll see you at school tomorrow. 1583 01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:11,522 Oh, shit. Right, graduation day. 1584 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:12,965 I forgot. Oh and hey. 1585 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,846 I just want to say one more time. Good video. 1586 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,520 I mean, I don't know if Annie is so flexible Robby. Robby. Yes? 1587 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:21,250 Maybe we should stop discussing this matter now. 1588 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,766 Yes, yes! Fair enough. 1589 01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:25,281 1590 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,931 Next time. Yes. Or, you know, never. 1591 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:29,926 Next time. 1592 01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,444 Mother, thank you very much. 1593 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,409 I want to come over a sudden notification. 1594 01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:36,483 Oh sure, honey. Of course 1595 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:37,841 Oh. Thank you. 1596 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,968 Annie. Is everything okay? 1597 01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,163 Yes, yes. Alright 1598 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,926 You and Jay? Are you okay? 1599 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:47,685 Yes, I think so. 1600 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,880 Are you sure you don't want the story what happened? 1601 01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,081 Yes, I'm sure. 1602 01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:52,844 Maybe next time. 1603 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:54,481 Never. 1604 01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:58,084 There are a number of things that I want to share with you. 1605 01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,247 there are also things that don't 1606 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,129 you may know until you die. 1607 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:03,611 Okay, that sounds good. Okay. 1608 01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,131 What are you doing? God! 1609 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:17,851 Hi, you can't continue so to me. 1610 01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:21,841 What are you doing, Jay? 1611 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:24,964 I have good news. 1612 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:26,361 Really good news. 1613 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,929 I'm the postman remote wiped iPad. 1614 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,844 I deleted the contents of the iPad from my computer. 1615 01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,490 Can you do it? Yes, can. 1616 01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:36,041 We succeed. 1617 01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:37,884 So, yes 1618 01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:40,480 It would be great if I knew about that from the beginning 1619 01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:43,006 In other cases, the better 1620 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:46,529 A nice news if we are already 1621 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,807 remote wiped the postman iPad. 1622 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,041 Yes, that's good news What's the bad news? 1623 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:53,721 What? 1624 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:56,087 25,000 Dollars? 1625 01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,003 We will get... We don't have 25,000 Dollars! 1626 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,362 We won't give it to Howard! Will not. That's crazy. 1627 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,842 We will let the little bastard show it post it on the internet 1628 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,686 so that the whole world sees it? 1629 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:06,966 People we know? People we don't know? 1630 01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:08,690 God, my gynecologist will 1631 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,526 disappointed me. Okay. 1632 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:12,960 People from Deli will see what we do with salami! 1633 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,490 1634 01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,927 1635 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,480 Dear, can I tell you something that will 1636 01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:20,124 sounds crazy, but just come with me? 1637 01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:21,844 OK? I've seen so many 1638 01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:23,001 these online videos, 1639 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,242 and you can't really say 1640 01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:27,561 Who are those people. Most. 1641 01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:28,880 And I'm sure that they all have someone 1642 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,128 the video they don't want to see 1643 01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:32,440 but still make it. 1644 01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,204 Like the video I saw this "Corn-fed Cowgirl Gets Milked." (Cowboy Woman who feeds corn in Ahem) It's impossible for him to want his boss to see it. 1645 01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:35,771 because what happened there was very privacy. 1646 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:37,723 1647 01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:41,640 1648 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:43,406 So what do you mean? I mean is 1649 01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:46,802 If the video is there, which one will be there, 1650 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,087 Do people really know that we are? 1651 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:50,969 and if you really know, 1652 01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:53,802 Does that really matter? 1653 01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:57,050 I mean, maybe. 1654 01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,482 The coke-bender Hank Rosenbaum might not care But Piper CEO Brothers Hank Rosenbaum, 1655 01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,688 may be a problem. 1656 01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:02,966 dear. 1657 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,087 Hank Rosenbaum has an 11-inch dildo 1658 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:13,004 double size at home 1659 01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:15,208 Is it made by Piper Brothers? 1660 01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:18,730 Listen, I mean 1661 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,446 maybe everyone has 11 inch dildos in their home 1662 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:25,650 1663 01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:29,122 That's a good metaphor, baby. Thank you. 1664 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:30,805 I thought for a moment, then 1665 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,202 Maybe we don't really care 1666 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:36,089 about what other people say. 1667 01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:38,967 I have an idea. 1668 01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:41,448 What? We haven't even seen our video I won't want me to watch it. 1669 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:42,931 You don't have to. I will watch it. 1670 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,684 and at least, we will know 1671 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:46,250 what really becomes our problem (in making love). 1672 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:48,243 This is it. 1673 01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:02,641 We will delete this video from the internet! 1674 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,764 Why? What? 1675 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:48,921 I've watched it! That is us. 1676 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,240 Of course we are. Clear. 1677 01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:51,845 1678 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:54,042 The camera is really amazing. Oh, God! 1679 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:55,201 Remember the question I said to you about porn videos? 1680 01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:56,964 about how did you see the man? 1681 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:58,565 Well, I see it and that's me. 1682 01:10:58,640 --> 01:10:59,926 and that's really terrible! 1683 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,048 That's like the worst portrait of you. 1684 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:03,804 Unless you make love for hours. 1685 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:04,922 How about me? 1686 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,081 you? You are the star. 1687 01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:08,208 I've already said it. 1688 01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:09,645 And now you will be in the cloud! 1689 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:10,846 Oh, God. We have to do something. 1690 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,604 We need 25,000 dollars to pay Howard. 1691 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,409 It's good! Fuck Howard! I have another idea. 1692 01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,250 OK. You said at YouPorn, right? 1693 01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:17,760 We will be in it. Lord. 1694 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:19,080 I know, baby. We will not appear there. Relax, okay? 1695 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:20,366 The internet is not free-floating. 1696 01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:22,647 It's on a server somewhere. 1697 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,563 it's not like a cloud. 1698 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:27,287 You know, right? 1699 01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:29,041 Yes. 1700 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,729 See, we find a business address. 1701 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:33,405 This might be somewhere in the Valley area Where most porn companies are. 1702 01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:34,970 We are only 20 minutes away from the world capital of pornography. 1703 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,280 Well, then what do we do? 1704 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,044 I don't know. I mean 1705 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,645 1706 01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,371 That's probably only a few people with their computers. 1707 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:44,721 We will beg them 1708 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,006 or whatever. 1709 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,731 That's a good idea. 1710 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:49,446 What about children? 1711 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,045 We can't call mom again. 1712 01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:13,085 From here, turn right. 1713 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,846 I think this is it. 1714 01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:23,251 Hello? Open! 1715 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:25,881 Hello! Are there people inside? 1716 01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:28,611 This is the last time I asked. anybody home? 1717 01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,609 Hey! Hey, friend! 1718 01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,967 Hey! How are you, friend? 1719 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:34,764 We are on a small adventure. 1720 01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,001 What adventure? 1721 01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:38,327 What kind of thing? Like "Scavenger Hunt." 1722 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,323 Do you know what that is? That's a game. 1723 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,289 Uh-huh. and it's called 1724 01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:44,965 Break through and Enter What? 1725 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:55,011 Okay good. 1726 01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:58,801 SSST. 1727 01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:16,566 Hello? 1728 01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:17,971 Hello? 1729 01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:19,969 What are we looking for? 1730 01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,400 Good question. 1731 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,130 Yes, we are not really sure. 1732 01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:26,045 "Central Data Core." 1733 01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:28,200 - Here it is. - Let's do it!. 1734 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,520 I think I've underestimated 1735 01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:39,005 extensive from YouPorn. 1736 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,642 Yes, It's a little bigger 1737 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:43,960 what you think 1738 01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:55,366 Jay! Oh God, What have we done? 1739 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,841 We're going to jail, Jay! 1740 01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,760 We should get out of here. Yes. We better get out! 1741 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,166 Can I help you? 1742 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,402 OK. You are still here, okay? 1743 01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:10,561 OK. 1744 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,560 Can I ask what happened here? 1745 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,726 Can I ask if you run this? 1746 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,087 This institution? 1747 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:20,685 "Institution?" 1748 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,364 Yes. I'm the bastard. 1749 01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:25,731 And you just made a big problem. 1750 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,201 Where are you from, huh? from Hustler? 1751 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,131 Um... Huh? 1752 01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,447 No. 1753 01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,488 With which crew do you run this? Xtube? 1754 01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:35,170 Is that it? not? RedTube? 1755 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:37,570 Bangbros? No. 1756 01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,245 BangBus? No. 1757 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:40,401 BigBoobAlert? 1758 01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:43,365 Are you with BigBoobAlert? No. 1759 01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,409 Then what? You say now. 1760 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:46,686 Wait, no. Do not say. 1761 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:48,126 - MassageCreep? - No. 1762 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:49,725 We are not from MassageCreep. No, no. 1763 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:50,921 KungPaoPussy? 1764 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,127 No. No. 1765 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,725 From BeaverBong? Tugjobs? 1766 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,410 TrannySurprise? Nutflix? 1767 01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:57,403 - No, madam. - RealityKings? 1768 01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,562 NaughtyAmerica? Euro-Angels? AsianAngels? 1769 01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:01,728 SeducedByACougar? FuckStarTV? 1770 01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,366 Huh? The garbage? Not us. 1771 01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:05,085 SubmitYourBitch? No, sir. 1772 01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:06,366 Wankspider? No. 1773 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:07,607 MonkeyCum? 1774 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,081 Honey, what does Larry run? AThousandCumShots? 1775 01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:11,446 MonstersOfCock? No. 1776 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,090 Are you with LadyBonersHD? 1777 01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:14,287 1778 01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:16,602 Sir, it's impossible for us to work together with ButtholeSandwich. 1779 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,000 You're one of those bastards 1780 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:19,286 - No. - No. 1781 01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:20,841 Not Playboy. 1782 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:22,445 Did Hugh send you? 1783 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:24,131 Listen, sir. If you can give me a little time to explain. 1784 01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:26,049 I know... Look at it, this is the problem. 1785 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:27,326 You've made me in a situation 1786 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,323 where my only choice is to hit you 1787 01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:31,767 or call the police. 1788 01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:33,166 Okay, sir, I know where you are... 1789 01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:35,847 Actually, I think we should beat them and call the police. 1790 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,207 I also thought the same thing. 1791 01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:40,487 1792 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,127 Listen. If you want to hit me, it's okay. 1793 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,965 And if you want to call the police, please. 1794 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:52,487 But there's a reason we did this and that's because 1795 01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:57,130 sometimes people do crazy things to protect their families. 1796 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:58,651 And that's what happened. 1797 01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:00,370 We do crazy things. 1798 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:01,801 We are really sorry. 1799 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:03,166 We are really sorry. To be honest we... 1800 01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:04,321 it's for our family. 1801 01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:05,561 You bastards... 1802 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:06,880 You make porn videos. 1803 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,241 and now trying to delete it from the server. 1804 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:14,521 Daddy, can I feed the dog? 1805 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,522 No, we can't feed these dogs. 1806 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:18,966 What's your name? 1807 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,364 I'm Jay. Annie. 1808 01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:23,850 Annie and Jay? Yes, ma'am. 1809 01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:27,209 You're Annie the writer "Who's Yo Mommy?" 1810 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:28,327 Yes. 1811 01:16:28,440 --> 01:16:29,521 - I like your blog. - Is it true? 1812 01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:32,285 I read it all day. Oh, that's great 1813 01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,289 I mean, the way you wrote about 1814 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,084 Mothers and parents. 1815 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:37,286 Your marriage. 1816 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:38,640 Oh, thank you. How old are your children? 1817 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:41,087 Oh, this is 18 months. and this is 52 months. 1818 01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,408 Aw. 1819 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:45,360 Honey, this is Annie and Jay. 1820 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,640 Yes, well, I'm worried Annie and Jay 1821 01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:48,324 in serious trouble. Shh. 1822 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:50,721 dear. 1823 01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:53,329 1824 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,529 All you have to do is send me an email and I will delete it. 1825 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:03,329 Do you know how many people 1826 01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:05,090 who made porn videos out there? 1827 01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,650 We get around 1,000 videos every day. 1828 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,530 I don't have to display the video ponro 1829 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:10,965 from people who don't want the video to be shown 1830 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:12,644 There is no shortage of from porn videos. 1831 01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:14,643 OK? You don't have to damage my door! 1832 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:17,087 We're really sorry, sir. 1833 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,725 and we will cover all damage 1834 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,211 Oh yes, you will bear it. Today. 1835 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:21,731 And you will be very grateful because I feel sorry for you 1836 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:24,170 1837 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:25,765 1838 01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:27,410 and my wife who likes your blog. 1839 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,881 No, we really thank you. 1840 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,291 Very grateful. Thank you. 1841 01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:32,521 You're very kind. 1842 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:35,126 Internet porn gets bad scorn in some cases, 1843 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:36,531 but it's not feasible. 1844 01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:40,161 I always say this. YouPorn is a community. 1845 01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:42,607 A safe and supportive place that people can visit 1846 01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:45,883 to show videos they make love to each other. 1847 01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:48,208 That's really good. 1848 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,321 It's beautiful. 1849 01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:51,210 I think so too. 1850 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:52,921 But I want to ask you something 1851 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:54,969 Why did you make this video 1852 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,804 if you don't want to be seen by others? 1853 01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:58,530 I mean, you know why did you do it? 1854 01:17:58,600 --> 01:17:59,726 But what about you? 1855 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:03,127 That's my idea, actually. 1856 01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:06,206 I just feel it's something different, you know. 1857 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:07,441 Something new. 1858 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,126 Yes, that's what I thought. "Something new." 1859 01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:13,643 Let me tell you something. I've seen so many porn videos. 1860 01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,046 That's not something people do when everything goes well. 1861 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:16,929 That's what you did when you lost track 1862 01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:19,204 why did you make love at first. 1863 01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:21,282 That's a quick decision. 1864 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,080 But that doesn't solve anything. 1865 01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:28,765 1866 01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:31,321 And there are many other situations that have bigger problems. 1867 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:33,608 Look at Paris Hilton and Ricky Salomon. 1868 01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,330 Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. 1869 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:37,488 Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels. 1870 01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:39,483 Vince Neil and Janine Lindemulder. 1871 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:41,642 Janine Lindemulder and me. 1872 01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:45,129 All of these relationships have a bigger problem. 1873 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:47,721 They all forgot why they made love. 1874 01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:49,370 at the beginning. 1875 01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,688 By the way, 1876 01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:02,162 Everything is 15,000 Dollars. How do you want to pay? 1877 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,485 I thought it went smoothly. 1878 01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:08,449 I know. He is very kind. 1879 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,490 Oh, God. What time is it? 1880 01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:14,921 We have to go to school for graduation day 9. 1881 01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:16,320 We have to get ready, you guys. 1882 01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,681 I have to tidy up my hair. 1883 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,649 Come on! Come on! Fast! Fast! 1884 01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:25,569 ♪ I don't want to be so complicated 1885 01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:27,642 Fast, fast, fast! We certainly can! 1886 01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:33,206 ♪ Down in a new river 1887 01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:36,363 Okay, honey. eat, eat, eat 1888 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:40,209 Passing through a hole and miraculously, Tadaa! 1889 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:41,361 Take a look here. 1890 01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:43,281 Pretty good. 1891 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:46,366 Comb! 1892 01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,124 ♪ A simple new life ♪ 1893 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,201 Okay, let's go. 1894 01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:51,210 But I have to use this. 1895 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,328 Use it in the car only. Hurry up! 1896 01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:01,561 Whoa! 1897 01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:03,201 I have to go backstage. 1898 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:04,481 Go, go, buddy. 1899 01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:06,369 - We love you - Dah. 1900 01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:16,084 Mother, I want to find my class, okay? 1901 01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:17,161 Okay, honey. 1902 01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:19,368 Alright. We will follow later. See you later. Bye! 1903 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:25,286 Hey, we're there. 1904 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:26,521 OK. Oh good. Perfect. 1905 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:30,321 Excuse me. 1906 01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:37,525 We succeed. Yes. 1907 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:39,320 We get everything again. 1908 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,321 I mean, we'll probably steal Howard's computer later. 1909 01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:44,885 How difficult will it be? 1910 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:50,246 Hi. 1911 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,444 I don't think I can 1912 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,045 see Robby the same way again. 1913 01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,569 I'm pretty sure his feelings are the same, 1914 01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:57,800 if it really helps 1915 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,565 I love you. 1916 01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:10,121 I love you too. 1917 01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:11,520 No. I'm serious. 1918 01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:12,721 I mean not like 1919 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,450 the way we say it to each other so far. 1920 01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:16,286 I mean, I really love you. 1921 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:19,570 And I'm sorry too about the video, 1922 01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:21,130 If you haven't said it yet. 1923 01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:22,800 Thank you. 1924 01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:24,486 You haven't told me yet. 1925 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:26,291 I am anyway on the other side 1926 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,640 feel happy it's happened 1927 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:28,881 Because I'm thinking about 1928 01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:29,961 about what you said at Hank's house. 1929 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:32,441 You say this 1930 01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,645 like "accidental video," 1931 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,882 Shows a lot about someone's identity. 1932 01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:38,326 And you're right. 1933 01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:41,322 And what do you know shows you? 1934 01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:43,609 you're generous. 1935 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,000 You're good. 1936 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,811 You're imaginative. 1937 01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:48,360 You always remember what's important. 1938 01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:50,130 You're ready for everything. 1939 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,282 You're a little lighter when using cocaine. 1940 01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:55,125 But I think it's good quality. 1941 01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:59,161 I just thought you were really amazing. 1942 01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:03,763 That's why I made love with you at first. 1943 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:05,446 Oh... 1944 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:09,809 Do you know what this shows you? 1945 01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:13,366 That shows that you will do everything 1946 01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:15,922 to get the iPad-iPad back to me. 1947 01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:18,800 And I don't want to be with other people 1948 01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:20,530 when this makes the fans like it. 1949 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:24,161 God, I'm fascinated. 1950 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,326 I'm fascinated. 1951 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:30,160 I love you. 1952 01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:37,285 Sorry. This is in a public place. 1953 01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:39,131 Oh, hi mom. Sorry. Hi. 1954 01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:40,645 Good morning everyone. 1955 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:43,041 Let's all relax and sit down. 1956 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:45,806 My name is Principal Rodriguez and I want 1957 01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:47,291 welcome everyone. 1958 01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:50,290 for 4th grade graduation events. 1959 01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:52,130 I first want to introduce 1960 01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:54,680 Our yearbook video maestro, 1961 01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:56,365 Clive Hargrove. Yes! 1962 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:00,970 Whoo! 1963 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,483 This is the video I made 1964 01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:06,722 which shows the years of fun that we experience 1965 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:10,248 taking photos and videos is very important 1966 01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:12,563 because it reminds us 1967 01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,085 what really matters 1968 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:15,890 Aw... 1969 01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,767 and all the fun times we felt 1970 01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:22,606 Now, I present to you our annual 4th grade videos. 1971 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:32,721 You've deleted the video from your computer, right? 1972 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,331 Already, Jay? 1973 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,209 "Video 1" or "Movie 1"? 1974 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:39,725 "Video 1", I think. 1975 01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,889 I love you. Phone 911. Okay. 1976 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,847 That's "Video 1." No. wait, it looks like "Movie 1." 1977 01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:46,610 No! Not "Movie 1." 1978 01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:47,966 Wait, is this the most recently opened ? 1979 01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:49,760 Yes. No! the most recently opened. 1980 01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:52,122 What is Frankensync? Hurry, honey, fast. 1981 01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:07,807 It's okay. This is the right thing to do. Damn. You are okay? 1982 01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,769 I'm not fine, man. 1983 01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:12,404 OK. Uh, uh... 1984 01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:13,970 Why isn't Tess taking you to the hospital? 1985 01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:15,724 and I'll make sure your laptop is safe. 1986 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,564 man! That's crazy. 1987 01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:19,925 You brought him to the hospital. 1988 01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:22,403 I'll take care of the laptop. 1989 01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:23,970 No, wait, I feel like 1990 01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:26,084 Be careful, slow down Be careful 1991 01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:27,446 1992 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:30,720 - Hey everybody. - Hmm? 1993 01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,768 Let's relax and remember 1994 01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,769 if we have many things to celebrate. 1995 01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,327 Your mother got an offer on her blog. 1996 01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:40,086 I'll fix it. So why did you jump? 1997 01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:43,085 I already said, honey. Daddy slipped. 1998 01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:44,480 That's why it's so important 1999 01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:46,921 to always use a fence 2000 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:50,167 and save your video safely. 2001 01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:52,280 Can I go out and buy ice cream with Howard and Marta? 2002 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:54,047 Um... 2003 01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:56,930 No Why? 2004 01:24:57,840 --> 01:24:59,444 Because it's family home evening. 2005 01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:02,610 and after this I think we will all go buy donuts. 2006 01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:04,968 and maybe laser toys 2007 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,525 - Cool. - Are you sure can you move? 2008 01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:08,648 I'm right. 2009 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:09,801 I'm sure. 2010 01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:11,440 Howard. Jay. 2011 01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:19,404 We already said, Clive is busy tonight 2012 01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:22,051 Please ask for your time. 2013 01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:23,805 So? I know what you will do, you jerk. 2014 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:34,128 I don't understand what you are talking about, Howard. 2015 01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:36,203 by holding Clive. 2016 01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:37,845 Looks like I have the right to what I do to my own child. 2017 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:40,722 You'd better be careful. 2018 01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:42,166 Are you threatening me, Jay? 2019 01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:43,960 I won't pay you anything, son of a bitch. 2020 01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:46,482 Have you seen what I did? 2021 01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:47,971 I jumped from the balcony. 2022 01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:49,969 2023 01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:51,320 You don't want to block me. 2024 01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,483 I don't care anymore. And that makes me very dangerous. 2025 01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:57,411 Yes, boy. 2026 01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:02,446 This is the last copy 2027 01:26:02,520 --> 01:26:04,249 Your stupid video, okay? 2028 01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:06,004 I have deleted all the other copies. 2029 01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:07,401 Why do I have to trust you? 2030 01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:09,166 Do it for Clive's sake. 2031 01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:10,845 To protect it. 2032 01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:12,411 There shouldn't be a problem here 2033 01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:14,170 So I made a sacrifice. 2034 01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:17,285 And also, he's my only friend and I really want to go with him. 2035 01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:18,845 I can appreciate that decision. 2036 01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:23,363 Trust me, Jay. 2037 01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:25,006 Returning this to you is more difficult 2038 01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:26,411 2039 01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:27,845 than you imagined. 2040 01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:29,365 Yes, that's a good move 2041 01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:34,120 Give it to me. 2042 01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:40,601 I'll be back tomorrow. 2043 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:44,281 See you later, then, weird kid. 2044 01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:48,889 Just like that? Yap. 2045 01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:51,125 That's the last copy. 2046 01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:53,007 OK? 2047 01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:56,481 Hmm? 2048 01:26:58,280 --> 01:26:59,566 Wait! 2049 01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:03,803 Only this? Only this. 2050 01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:05,405 And we don't have to watch it all. 2051 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:07,721 We can speed it up a little Okay? Mm-hmm. 2052 01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:09,211 Hello. 2053 01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:10,281 Hi. 2054 01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:11,646 And welcome... 2055 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:15,288 I'm glad we didn't go playing roller skating. 2056 01:27:32,160 --> 01:27:34,322 Put your foot between my buttocks. 2057 01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:36,767 then you lick my armpit. 2058 01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:38,922 Really? Mm-hmm. That's what is said here. 2059 01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:40,081 Alright. 2060 01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:41,685 Armpit. 2061 01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:49,361 How is it? 2062 01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:51,001 OK. 2063 01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:52,565 I will be very impressed. 2064 01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:53,687 Okay, I'm starting. 2065 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:59,207 One, two, three. 2066 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:02,889 OK. Can? 2067 01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:05,042 Alright. Come here. Should I go in? 2068 01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:07,646 Oh, wow. Yes. 2069 01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:09,126 OK? Yes. 2070 01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:16,761 - Yes, really. Come on - Yes? Okay. 2071 01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:18,120 Yes. Sure, honey. 2072 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:19,565 Oh, God. This is so sweet. 2073 01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:27,043 Thank you for doing this. This is my dream. 2074 01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,804 Always want to do this. 2075 01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:32,400 - You got such a great outfit, honey. - Thanks. 2076 01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:37,803 ♪ Take me out to the ball game 2077 01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:41,561 ♪ Take me out to the park 2078 01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:44,163 ♪ Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks 2079 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:49,645 ♪ I don't care if I've ever got back 2080 01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:55,243 ♪ One, a-two, a-three strikes you're out 2081 01:28:55,400 --> 01:29:02,363 ♪ At the old ball game ♪ 2082 01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:05,080 Are you ready? 2083 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,207 Yes. Certain. 2084 01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:10,521 On! 2085 01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:13,570 Pelerku! Pelerku! 2086 01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,320 No, don't touch me, don't touch me! please! 2087 01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:19,123 Do it! 2088 01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:21,090 Ow! Shit! 2089 01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:23,049 Oh, God. Your vagina hit my knee! 2090 01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:27,281 Dear, I've studied while in college. I can do it! 2091 01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:30,568 On! Oh...! Oh...! 2092 01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:33,086 You failed to land! 2093 01:29:37,614 --> 01:29:42,614 2094 01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:42,928 ♪ Oh, they don't know what love is... 2095 01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:46,321 Yee-haw! Wow! 2096 01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:52,889 ♪ They don't know what love is... 2097 01:29:55,480 --> 01:30:00,202 ♪ But l-l-l-l-l-l... 2098 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:04,047 ♪ I know what love is 2099 01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:08,645 ♪ Come on, baby 2100 01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:14,291 ♪ Let's show, show them how to do it 2101 01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:17,081 ♪ Do it 2102 01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:19,961 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, baby ♪ 2103 01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:26,201 ♪ Oh, oh... 2104 01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:29,001 ♪ Oh, oh... 2105 01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:31,687 ♪ Oh, oh... 2106 01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:34,446 ♪ Yesterday just another day 2107 01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:37,160 ♪ Just like any other day 2108 01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:39,926 ♪ For we going to change this mind 2109 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:43,447 ♪ Keep around like we've got mountains of time 2110 01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:45,443 ♪ Won't you come and sit down? 2111 01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:48,126 ♪ Yes, right here on the ground 2112 01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:50,965 ♪ Tell me the story of how we met 2113 01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:53,884 ♪ Not that I never let you forget 2114 01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:56,520 ♪ I wanna be yours I wanna be ours 2115 01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:59,570 ♪ I want to do the stuff in the back of your car 2116 01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:02,047 ♪ I wanna be good I wanna be cruel 2117 01:31:02,120 --> 01:31:05,203 ♪ I want to be the girl that you wanted in high school 2118 01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:07,806 ♪ I want to be a model I wanna be clever 2119 01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:10,724 ♪ I wanna feel this way forever 2120 01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:13,371 ♪ I want to be the one I want to be the one 2121 01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:17,047 ♪ I want to be the one that makes you come undone 2122 01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:18,611 ♪ Oh... 2123 01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:21,441 ♪ Oh, oh... 2124 01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:23,961 ♪ Oh, oh... 2125 01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:26,847 ♪ Oh, oh... 2126 01:31:27,320 --> 01:31:30,005 ♪ You can make me feel like a girl 2127 01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:32,321 ♪ Just shout out the rest of the world 2128 01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:35,131 ♪ Lay your head on my heart 2129 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:38,289 ♪ Or you can just pull my body apart 2130 01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:40,681 ♪ Yesterday, just another day 2131 01:31:40,760 --> 01:31:43,366 ♪ Just like any other day 2132 01:31:43,480 --> 01:31:46,245 ♪ I think we just changed this mind 2133 01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:49,161 ♪ We've got tiles of times 2134 01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:51,761 ♪ I wanna be yours I wanna be ours 2135 01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:54,810 ♪ I want to do the stuff in the back of your car 2136 01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:57,451 ♪ I wanna be good I wanna be cruel 2137 01:31:57,520 --> 01:32:00,330 ♪ I want to be the girl that you wanted in high school 2138 01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:03,011 ♪ I want to be a model I wanna be clever 2139 01:32:03,120 --> 01:32:05,771 ♪ I wanna feel this way forever 2140 01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:08,286 ♪ I want to be the one I want to be the one 2141 01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:12,684 ♪ I wanna be the one that makes you come undone 2142 01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:13,761 ♪ Oh, oh... 2143 01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:16,441 ♪ Oh, oh... 2144 01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:19,400 ♪ Oh, oh... 2145 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:22,007 ♪ Oh, oh... 2146 01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:46,926 ♪ I wanna be yours I wanna be ours 2147 01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:49,850 ♪ I want to do the stuff in the back of your car 2148 01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:52,566 ♪ I wanna be good I wanna be cruel 2149 01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:55,484 ♪ I want to be the girl that you wanted in high school 2150 01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:58,166 ♪ I want to be a model I wanna be clever 2151 01:32:58,280 --> 01:33:00,760 ♪ I wanna feel this way forever 2152 01:33:00,920 --> 01:33:03,400 ♪ I want to be the one I want to be the one 2153 01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:07,565 ♪ I want to be the one that makes you come undone 2154 01:33:07,680 --> 01:33:08,886 ♪ Oh, oh... 2155 01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:11,601 ♪ Oh, oh... 2156 01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:14,526 ♪ Oh, oh... 2157 01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:17,326 ♪ Oh, oh... ♪ 2158 01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:33,242 ♪ You look so much better now that you have found her 2159 01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:37,206 ♪ So much better with your arms around her 2160 01:33:37,360 --> 01:33:41,126 ♪ In a world that's all your own 2161 01:33:41,360 --> 01:33:45,206 ♪ Never spend another night alone 2162 01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:53,051 ♪ You look so much better 2163 01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:57,171 ♪ You look so much better... 2164 01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:09,568 ♪ You look so much better now that you have found her 2165 01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:13,401 ♪ So much better with your arms around her 2166 01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:17,360 ♪ In a world that's all your own 2167 01:34:17,560 --> 01:34:21,246 ♪ Never spend another night... 2168 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,571 ♪ Alone... ♪