0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:43,494 --> 00:00:47,289 Looking at this picture, I know you might be thinkin': 2 00:00:47,373 --> 00:00:50,626 "Sure looks like a lonely place to be, way up there". 3 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:53,587 If indeed you were, I'd have to disagree. 4 00:00:53,629 --> 00:00:58,676 Truth is, when you stop to ponder it, there's really no such thing as a lonely place, 5 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:02,137 just lonely people. That's what I believe. 6 00:01:07,184 --> 00:01:12,940 You can be lonely any place: up on a rooftop, at a big family shindig, 7 00:01:13,023 --> 00:01:16,986 in a football stadium, with 60, 000 other humans all around, 8 00:01:17,069 --> 00:01:21,031 or even in a small town, like Shelbyville, Indiana. 9 00:01:22,032 --> 00:01:24,869 Now, I'm not sayin' there's anything wrong with it. 10 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:29,707 In fact, loneliness is what ensures the propagation of our species. 11 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:32,459 I think that's why most people get married. 12 00:01:32,543 --> 00:01:36,088 Because they're lonely, horny or out of money. 13 00:01:36,171 --> 00:01:39,466 But mostly cos they're just damn lonely. 14 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:43,345 Of course, that is one hell of a milk-toast reason 15 00:01:43,429 --> 00:01:47,558 to link up with one person for the rest of your existence. 16 00:01:53,898 --> 00:01:58,652 But people do it every day. They give in to their loneliness. 17 00:01:58,736 --> 00:02:02,406 And the next thing they know, they're trapped. 18 00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:09,914 Perhaps I'm being too picky. I talked to this counsellor once. 19 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:12,750 He told me that the fact I was raised in an orphanage 20 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:17,755 has rendered me afraid of abandonment, and therefore fearful of commitment. 21 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:21,300 Now, you can tell by my tone, I don't think much of his opinion. 22 00:02:21,383 --> 00:02:26,889 I'm ready to commit, just as soon as I find that one woman I can't live without. 23 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:31,769 That one woman that gives me goose bumps all over. 24 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:36,941 I simply refuse to settle for anything less, like most people seem to do. 25 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,568 Like my boss, Larry. 26 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:43,113 Be a sport, will ya? 27 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:47,993 I missed Ruthie's birthday dinner last night and she's makin' my life hell in a handbasket. 28 00:02:48,077 --> 00:02:52,498 I know she'll go easier on me if you're there. Come on now, Gilly. Do me this. 29 00:02:52,581 --> 00:02:56,794 - Bring her a puppy, Larry. She'll love that. - What the hell is this? 30 00:02:56,835 --> 00:02:59,296 It's a Russian Pomeranian, Larry. 31 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:02,466 Nah, I don't wanna put any American dogs outta work. 32 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:05,594 Come on now, Gilly. Be a friend. Come on over. 33 00:03:05,970 --> 00:03:08,931 - I don't know, Larry. Last time I... - Thanks, buddy. 34 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:13,894 A slice of family life and home cookin' will do your heart good. Bring some wine coolers. 35 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:16,063 We'll make it a wingding. 36 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,986 This is fine cuisine, Mrs P. 37 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,113 It's takeout, Gilly. 38 00:03:24,947 --> 00:03:27,074 From Pizza Hut. 39 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:31,579 - Larry hates my cooking. - That's not true, Ruthie. You know I... 40 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:36,417 - That's why he never comes home for dinner. - I'm out there busting my ass. 41 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:41,380 If you're busting your ass, how come it's the size of a goddamn beanbag chair? 42 00:03:42,506 --> 00:03:47,678 If you put out once in a while, maybe I wouldn't be seeking carnal pleasure in food. 43 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,055 All right! Call me old-fashioned, 44 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:53,851 but I don't think a child should be made to picture her parents humping. 45 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:57,021 - I don't tell you about my sex life. - You're not having sex. 46 00:03:57,104 --> 00:04:01,483 - Are you having sex? - Cher, tell Daddy you're kidding. 47 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:05,237 She's kidding. She doesn't even have a boyfriend. 48 00:04:05,321 --> 00:04:09,116 You don't need to have a boyfriend to be having sex. 49 00:04:09,742 --> 00:04:14,455 I'm just saying that a boy doesn't have to be a friend to be nibbling my package. 50 00:04:14,538 --> 00:04:18,083 - What? Are you... - I think she's saying she's a whore, Pop. 51 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:21,253 - Buddy! - Pervert! I am not. 52 00:04:22,171 --> 00:04:24,215 I'm just popular. 53 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,134 Like Gilly here. 54 00:04:27,218 --> 00:04:30,554 He doesn't have a girlfriend, but I'll bet he's having sex. 55 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:33,015 Well, occasionally, sure, but... 56 00:04:37,853 --> 00:04:41,649 Well, ultimately I believe in waiting till one is married before... 57 00:04:41,732 --> 00:04:46,445 How come you don't have a girlfriend? Dad says you're confused about your sexuality. 58 00:04:46,528 --> 00:04:50,407 - No, I never said that. - I believe the term he used was "fagnostic". 59 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,326 - Right. Fagnostic. - Larry! 60 00:04:52,409 --> 00:04:55,287 - That's it! Go to your room, you two! - What? Why? 61 00:04:55,412 --> 00:04:57,498 She's just repeating what you said. 62 00:04:57,581 --> 00:05:01,252 You always take her side! You let her get her ears pierced. 63 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:05,631 - You try to stop her! - I got my ears pierced because I like it, OK? 64 00:05:05,714 --> 00:05:09,218 And I got these pierced because I hate you! 65 00:05:10,261 --> 00:05:12,513 Hey, that was you on the Internet! 66 00:05:19,562 --> 00:05:22,231 I am sick of bein' treated like dirty bath water. 67 00:05:22,314 --> 00:05:28,195 I chase poodles all day so she can drive around in a brand-new Saturn. Fully loaded! 68 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,364 The usual, hon. 69 00:05:31,407 --> 00:05:36,537 This kinda thing makes a man wanna bludgeon his family and get drunk. 70 00:05:36,662 --> 00:05:42,668 That's pretty serious talk, Larry. Maybe you should speak to a professional about this. 71 00:05:42,751 --> 00:05:44,837 You mean a hit man? 72 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:49,216 No, man. That's the easiest way to get caught. 73 00:05:51,802 --> 00:05:56,140 - Unless you did it. - I was talkin' about a shrink, Larry. 74 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:59,435 Get real, man. That's for crazy people. 75 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,316 - Hey, maggots. - Hey, Stewart. 76 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:09,528 What the hell happened to your hair? 77 00:06:09,612 --> 00:06:11,822 You like it? 78 00:06:11,906 --> 00:06:14,074 I just got it cut, 79 00:06:14,158 --> 00:06:17,995 by the most beautiful woman on the face of God's green earth. 80 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,831 - Looks pretty weird. - Yeah, thanks. 81 00:06:20,956 --> 00:06:26,670 She called it a European cut. Says it draws attention away from my ears. 82 00:06:27,379 --> 00:06:29,423 What'd she use? A fuckin' chisel? 83 00:06:29,548 --> 00:06:33,010 Who the hell cares? I tell you, she's well worth the price of a hat. 84 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,803 She's new, over at Mega Kutz. 85 00:06:34,887 --> 00:06:38,724 I can't trust the opinion of a guy who scrapes up road kill for a living. 86 00:06:38,807 --> 00:06:41,185 You can trust me with this one. 87 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:44,104 Man, she got the face of an angel. 88 00:06:44,188 --> 00:06:47,816 Just gives you goose bumps all over, you know? 89 00:07:45,291 --> 00:07:47,793 Like it? Who's next? 90 00:07:47,877 --> 00:07:50,963 - Uh, right here. - Come here. 91 00:07:54,216 --> 00:07:56,302 So how do you like it? 92 00:07:57,303 --> 00:07:59,430 Oh, you know, just... 93 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:02,141 Just like it is, only not quite so long. 94 00:08:02,266 --> 00:08:04,435 So you want it shorter, then? 95 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:07,855 Yeah, shorter. I think shorter's the way to go. 96 00:08:16,614 --> 00:08:18,449 So you cut a lot of hair? 97 00:08:19,742 --> 00:08:24,663 I guess so. I mean, I've been working here a month or so, ever since I moved back. 98 00:08:24,747 --> 00:08:28,334 Oh, so you're not from... Uh, where are you from? 99 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:33,714 Oh, I'm from here. I was livin' in Oregon for a while. Beaver, Oregon. 100 00:08:33,797 --> 00:08:37,718 But then I moved back because I had to help out with my daddy. 101 00:08:38,594 --> 00:08:41,639 He had stroke number two and he's paralysed now, so... 102 00:08:42,306 --> 00:08:45,100 That's a... That's a shame. It truly is. 103 00:08:45,184 --> 00:08:49,146 Well, it's his own damn fault. He's so tense all the time. 104 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,651 It's like he's got fire ants runnin' through his veins. 105 00:08:53,776 --> 00:08:55,861 Oh, I'm sorry! 106 00:08:59,365 --> 00:09:01,992 How's that, um... I'm sorry. 107 00:09:02,868 --> 00:09:05,454 What did you say your name was? 108 00:09:06,288 --> 00:09:08,332 Actually, I didn't. 109 00:09:09,792 --> 00:09:11,669 It's Gilly. 110 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,630 OK, Gilly. I'm Jo. 111 00:09:14,713 --> 00:09:17,383 Could you hold that there for me? 112 00:09:19,969 --> 00:09:22,680 - How's that for length? - Beautiful. 113 00:09:25,474 --> 00:09:28,143 So I see you have a cat. 114 00:09:28,227 --> 00:09:33,399 Well, I had a cat. He ran away two weeks ago and I haven't heard from him since. 115 00:09:33,524 --> 00:09:35,818 Oh, he'll be back. You know cats. 116 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:40,406 I've had him since he was a pup. I don't know what I'd do without my little Ringo. 117 00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:45,035 Ringo? That must be a pretty popular name for a cat these days. 118 00:09:45,119 --> 00:09:46,203 It is? 119 00:09:46,287 --> 00:09:50,583 I work down at the animal shelter and I just took in a cat yesterday named Ringo. 120 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:53,252 Too bad this Ringo's missin' a tail. 121 00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:55,588 That's my cat! 122 00:09:55,671 --> 00:10:00,092 - Hey, watch the corner! - Yeah, yeah. She said put him in ER 4. 123 00:10:07,725 --> 00:10:09,810 Gilly! Are you OK? 124 00:10:10,561 --> 00:10:12,938 Were they able to sew it back on? 125 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:17,735 No, but they tell me I'm first in line for an ear donor. 126 00:10:21,197 --> 00:10:23,282 You lying sack! 127 00:10:23,407 --> 00:10:25,993 Well, listen. What are you doin' tonight? 128 00:10:26,076 --> 00:10:28,204 Just healin', mostly. 129 00:10:28,287 --> 00:10:33,125 Why don't you come over to my house? I'll cook you dinner and you can bring Ringo. 130 00:10:33,209 --> 00:10:37,671 Listen, Jo. I don't want you to feel you owe me dinner just because I found your cat 131 00:10:37,755 --> 00:10:40,049 and you cut off my ear. - I do owe you dinner. 132 00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:44,136 Just say yes, or else I just might cut off your other ear. 133 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:48,015 - OK. Uh... 6.30? - Yeah, 6.30's great. 134 00:10:48,098 --> 00:10:51,185 Don't worry. I'm a much better cook than I am a hairstylist. 135 00:10:53,646 --> 00:10:57,858 - I just don't know why you're doing this. - Doin' what? 136 00:10:57,942 --> 00:11:02,154 Cookin' dinner for this fella. You oughta be fixin' dinner for Jack. 137 00:11:02,238 --> 00:11:06,367 The man who wants to marry you, not some dog-catcher who makes 18 grand a year 138 00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:09,453 and comes home smellin' like cat piss every night. 139 00:11:09,578 --> 00:11:12,581 - Promise me you'll be polite. - Of course I'll be polite. 140 00:11:12,665 --> 00:11:15,459 Of course I'll be polite. Gosh! 141 00:11:17,127 --> 00:11:20,714 Jack called again today. I talked to him for a long time. 142 00:11:20,839 --> 00:11:22,800 He asked me why you left him. 143 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:26,387 I wish you would tell him, because I can't make any sense out of it. 144 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,722 Are you listening to me? 145 00:11:28,806 --> 00:11:32,393 - Hold on. - Oh, would you... just put the thing down! 146 00:11:33,435 --> 00:11:35,521 You listen to me now. 147 00:11:35,604 --> 00:11:39,650 Good men are few and far between in this world. 148 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:44,822 When you find yourself a keeper - the way I found your sweet pop out there, 149 00:11:44,947 --> 00:11:50,786 then you grab ahold of him and you treat him the way he wants to be treated. 150 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:53,205 - Valdine! - What? 151 00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:55,374 Valdine. 152 00:11:57,877 --> 00:12:00,296 Valdine! 153 00:12:02,882 --> 00:12:07,595 - What is it, gimpy? - I want a beer, goddammit. 154 00:12:08,721 --> 00:12:13,642 Now, look. You curb your language or I'll take this Voc-a-lator 3000 right back to Wal-Mart. 155 00:12:13,726 --> 00:12:16,312 You hear me? Jeez! 156 00:12:19,732 --> 00:12:22,443 What in the name of God... 157 00:12:22,526 --> 00:12:25,988 - I was watchin' that. - Yeah, I bet you were. 158 00:12:26,071 --> 00:12:28,699 You've just had a stroke. Do you want another one? 159 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:32,494 - I want you to stay calm. - Get me a goddamn beer. 160 00:12:41,879 --> 00:12:44,506 Gilly! Ringo! 161 00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:52,806 All the dogs at the animal shelter chipped in for a little going-away present. 162 00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:55,517 Well, thank them for me, and thank you. 163 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,146 - Just doin' my job. - How's your ear? 164 00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:03,859 It's OK. I got all the pus drained out of it. 165 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,613 Close the goddamn door. 166 00:13:08,656 --> 00:13:10,824 You have a robot? 167 00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:15,412 Daddy, I'd like you to meet Gilly Noble. 168 00:13:15,496 --> 00:13:18,415 It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr Wingfield. 169 00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:23,963 He's a little shy around strangers. 170 00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:27,550 - I'm gonna get Ringo some half-and-half. - OK. 171 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:33,764 So... 172 00:13:36,267 --> 00:13:38,060 Oh, golf, huh? 173 00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:42,356 It seems every time I play, I get Tourette's syndrome. 174 00:13:42,398 --> 00:13:44,233 You know. Fore! 175 00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:46,235 Shit, damn, crap. 176 00:13:46,318 --> 00:13:48,237 Fore! Shit, damn, crap. 177 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,573 Hey, dork. 178 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,909 Turn it to Channel 7, dipshit. 179 00:13:56,078 --> 00:13:59,999 You can say "dipshit" with that thing. That's neat. 180 00:14:00,082 --> 00:14:04,837 Come on, have some more. You probably don't eat this well very often on your salary. 181 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:09,133 - Mama, leave him alone. - Aw, that's OK, Jo. 182 00:14:14,972 --> 00:14:17,141 I'll find room. 183 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:21,729 So, Willy, what do they pay you down there for gassin' strays? 184 00:14:21,854 --> 00:14:24,273 No, ma'am, I don't gas them. 185 00:14:24,356 --> 00:14:26,191 What do you do? Hit 'em with a bat? 186 00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:35,284 No, I meant I'm not the one who actually puts them to sleep. 187 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:38,662 I, uh... I couldn't do that. 188 00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:44,251 And as for the pay, it's not much, but it plays into my long-term career goal. 189 00:14:45,169 --> 00:14:48,547 - Which is? - I wanna be a veterinarian. 190 00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:50,966 You'd be a great vet. 191 00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:53,135 Doctor Noble. 192 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:58,515 Thanks, but it's not gonna be easy. 193 00:14:58,599 --> 00:15:02,895 Four more years at the junior college and I'll have my two-year degree. 194 00:15:02,978 --> 00:15:07,441 And then I'll transfer over to State, and with a BA in general studies 195 00:15:07,524 --> 00:15:12,112 I should be able to get into any vet school in Mexico. 196 00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:15,032 Sounds foolproof. 197 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,994 If Gilly says he's gonna be a vet, then I believe he's gonna be a vet. 198 00:15:21,956 --> 00:15:24,208 Excuse me a minute. 199 00:15:32,174 --> 00:15:34,218 Care for a taste of my pie? 200 00:15:35,719 --> 00:15:37,805 No, thanks. I'm full. 201 00:15:39,807 --> 00:15:42,518 Suit yourself. I'm gonna have a slice. 202 00:15:52,194 --> 00:15:55,114 Easy on the corns, Dr Dolittle. 203 00:16:02,872 --> 00:16:04,957 The Lord, 204 00:16:05,624 --> 00:16:07,751 our Lord, 205 00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:15,676 has blessed me with the divine gifts of tracking, finding and retrieving. 206 00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:19,471 Come on, Vic. Just tell me what you have so far. 207 00:16:19,555 --> 00:16:21,432 I'll tell you what I got. 208 00:16:23,058 --> 00:16:25,311 Now, I'm about 90 per cent on this. 209 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:31,525 But I believe that your birth mother is still alive and living somewhere in the local area. 210 00:16:31,609 --> 00:16:33,694 And her name is... 211 00:16:34,445 --> 00:16:36,530 Suki Yamaguchi. 212 00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:39,200 That sounds a little... 213 00:16:40,242 --> 00:16:42,661 Japanese-y to me. 214 00:16:43,996 --> 00:16:48,584 This detective, Vic Vetter, is lookin' for my family. But so far, no luck. 215 00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:54,632 What if you find out you're the son of the guy who invented shoe polish? You'd be rich. 216 00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:57,801 I wouldn't care if he just shined shoes for a living. 217 00:16:57,885 --> 00:17:01,805 Not havin' a family's left a big, empty space inside of me. 218 00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:05,142 - It's really important that I find them. - You will. 219 00:17:07,228 --> 00:17:11,190 This is the first time I've ever been up here with anyone. 220 00:17:12,358 --> 00:17:16,737 - You don't like it up here, do you? - No, no, it's fine. It's fine. 221 00:17:19,782 --> 00:17:22,701 Just being here reminds me of a bad time. 222 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:27,748 I was seven and we had to put our dog Humpy to sleep. 223 00:17:27,831 --> 00:17:30,209 I still haven't gotten over it. 224 00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:36,090 - It's ridiculous, I know. - No, that's not ridiculous at all. 225 00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:39,552 Every Friday I see animals being put to sleep here 226 00:17:39,635 --> 00:17:43,013 and I wish that I could take 'em all home with me, but I can't. 227 00:17:43,097 --> 00:17:48,435 And every time one of those animals dies, I feel like a part of me dies too. 228 00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:54,984 About a year ago, I wrote this poem that I recite to all the dogs before they go. 229 00:17:57,236 --> 00:18:01,782 It helps me and... I like to think it helps them too. 230 00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:03,784 I'd love to hear it. 231 00:18:03,909 --> 00:18:06,453 No, it's not very good. 232 00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:08,706 I don't care. 233 00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:10,082 OK. 234 00:18:15,546 --> 00:18:17,631 O noble creature 235 00:18:17,715 --> 00:18:19,758 The time has come 236 00:18:19,842 --> 00:18:21,927 For the two of us to part 237 00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:25,431 And for you to go to a better place 238 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,767 A place deep inside my heart 239 00:18:30,311 --> 00:18:32,897 A place where you'll be free to run 240 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:35,816 After a car or a bouncing ball 241 00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:39,236 So go, noble creature 242 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,405 Through that doggy door 243 00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:45,409 And fetch a stick that's thrown by God 244 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,287 And wag thy tail for ever more 245 00:18:49,955 --> 00:18:52,708 While a friendly voice repeats: 246 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:55,920 "Good dog, good dog". 247 00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:03,427 So that's it. And after I read it, 248 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:09,558 I usually fire off a one-gun salute with a pistol we keep here at the shelter. 249 00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:14,271 I know it sounds silly, but... 250 00:19:17,399 --> 00:19:19,485 It doesn't sound silly. 251 00:20:24,842 --> 00:20:26,886 Help. 252 00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:29,430 Very funny. 253 00:20:57,416 --> 00:21:00,544 This is a great day. It was a good idea. 254 00:21:01,253 --> 00:21:03,547 - Shall we have the champagne? - No. 255 00:21:04,924 --> 00:21:07,468 Let's wait till later. 256 00:21:07,551 --> 00:21:09,678 You know, the day I cut your ear off, 257 00:21:09,762 --> 00:21:12,598 I never dreamed we'd be spending six months together. 258 00:21:12,681 --> 00:21:14,683 Yeah, that is pretty funny. 259 00:21:15,851 --> 00:21:19,438 I've had such a good time with you, just hanging out, having fun. 260 00:21:19,563 --> 00:21:21,732 No strings attached. 261 00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:24,693 Most guys are so possessive. 262 00:21:24,777 --> 00:21:28,447 You know, they talk about marriage before the first year is even up. 263 00:21:28,531 --> 00:21:33,702 There was this one schmuck, he actually went out and he got a plane and a banner. 264 00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:38,791 It was so lame! Talk about pressure. 265 00:21:50,678 --> 00:21:53,597 - I'd love to, Gilly. - Love to what? 266 00:21:53,973 --> 00:21:56,392 I'd love to marry you. 267 00:21:56,475 --> 00:21:59,144 That's my Uncle Joe's plane up there. 268 00:22:01,814 --> 00:22:04,900 Joseph Wingfield is your uncle. 269 00:22:04,984 --> 00:22:07,111 I'm named after him. 270 00:22:07,194 --> 00:22:10,906 You know, it probably should have occurred to me. 271 00:22:27,423 --> 00:22:29,925 Boy, you don't quit, do ya? 272 00:22:35,514 --> 00:22:37,808 Oh, that's it. That's the spot. 273 00:22:38,642 --> 00:22:42,605 Oh, don't go back there! We gotta save some for the honeymoon. 274 00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:45,191 What are you sayin', Gilly? 275 00:22:48,110 --> 00:22:52,364 Nothin'. I was just... messin' around with Ringo. 276 00:22:58,954 --> 00:23:01,040 Hey, Jo. 277 00:23:01,707 --> 00:23:03,792 Who's Jack? 278 00:23:03,876 --> 00:23:07,546 - What Jack? - You know. 279 00:23:09,173 --> 00:23:11,467 On-your-ass Jack. 280 00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:15,012 Well, he's my ex-boyfriend from Oregon. 281 00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:18,515 I've been meaning to get it removed. You're not jealous, are you? 282 00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:22,269 You're the one with the half-naked Suzanne Somers over his bed. 283 00:23:22,353 --> 00:23:26,482 Come on. Now don't bad-mouth Suzanne. 284 00:23:27,566 --> 00:23:30,486 She got me through my awkward teenage years. 285 00:23:31,111 --> 00:23:36,450 - Do you mean you beat off to her? - Not to brag, but... up to five times a day. 286 00:23:36,534 --> 00:23:38,619 Wow. 287 00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:41,956 Do you wanna try to break that record? 288 00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:50,130 Hey, it's Gilly. Leave a message. 289 00:23:50,714 --> 00:23:54,885 Hey, Noble. It's Vic. I know it's early, but are you there, buddy? 290 00:23:55,886 --> 00:23:58,514 - Pick up. I got a package in the mail. - I love you, Jo. 291 00:23:58,597 --> 00:24:01,308 - Surprise! I found your mother. - I love you, Gilly. 292 00:24:01,392 --> 00:24:05,521 I touched all the bases on this one. I'm 110 per cent sure. 293 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,234 Your mother's name is Valdine Wingfield. 294 00:24:10,317 --> 00:24:12,403 Wingfield. 295 00:24:14,071 --> 00:24:16,240 You gotta understand. 296 00:24:16,323 --> 00:24:19,702 I had just had little Jo and we were strapped for cash 297 00:24:19,785 --> 00:24:23,747 and then I found out I was pregnant again - with you! 298 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:29,587 Old R2-D2 couldn't keep it in his pants back then, 299 00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:32,381 and now he can't even wipe his own ass! 300 00:24:35,843 --> 00:24:41,265 I just didn't know how I was gonna feed everybody and you were such a hungry child! 301 00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:44,518 I figured the best thing to do was to give you away. 302 00:24:44,602 --> 00:24:48,981 You know, to somebody who wouldn't resent you for your burden. 303 00:24:50,357 --> 00:24:54,320 I mean, one of you had to go and Jo was already house-broke. 304 00:24:54,862 --> 00:24:56,947 This can't be happening. 305 00:24:57,031 --> 00:25:00,117 I know how difficult this must be for you. 306 00:25:00,201 --> 00:25:03,913 But think how lucky you are that you found out before it was too late, 307 00:25:03,996 --> 00:25:08,584 before you got married and consummated this forbidden relationship. 308 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:18,886 Sweet Lord! You ponied your sister. 309 00:25:22,097 --> 00:25:24,183 Oh, my God. 310 00:25:41,742 --> 00:25:44,703 Hey, maggot. What are you doin' out here? 311 00:25:44,787 --> 00:25:47,081 - Nothin'. - What you got there? 312 00:25:47,164 --> 00:25:50,543 Well, I'd say Cougar. What do you think, Wingfield? 313 00:25:52,419 --> 00:25:54,505 It's a coyote, Stewart. 314 00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:58,092 There are no cougars in Indiana. 315 00:25:58,551 --> 00:26:02,346 Hell, I'm talkin' about the car. Looks like Cougar tread. 316 00:26:02,930 --> 00:26:05,891 - I used to work in a tyre store, you know. - Yeah? 317 00:26:05,975 --> 00:26:10,646 - Well, I used to work at the animal shelter. - Hey, Gilly, you know I had no choice. 318 00:26:10,771 --> 00:26:14,441 Know how it feels when newspapers call you the boss of a sister-fucker? 319 00:26:14,525 --> 00:26:18,320 Whole damn town thinks I'm runnin' a sister-fuckeria. 320 00:26:18,904 --> 00:26:22,199 Coulda stuck by me, Larry. It was gonna blow over. 321 00:26:22,283 --> 00:26:24,952 Come on, Gilly. Who are you shittin'? 322 00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:29,832 Not that I blame you. I mean, if I had a sister that looked like that... whoa! 323 00:26:29,915 --> 00:26:32,167 Wham-bam-thank-you-sis! 324 00:26:32,918 --> 00:26:34,920 You're right about that. 325 00:26:35,004 --> 00:26:41,093 You know, I'd say, sister or no, I'd still like to get a crack at her. 326 00:26:41,927 --> 00:26:44,221 That is, if she ever comes back. 327 00:26:45,139 --> 00:26:48,225 - Is she still up in Oregon? - As far as I know. 328 00:26:50,686 --> 00:26:52,313 All right, maggots! Chop chop! 329 00:26:52,438 --> 00:26:55,691 Dearest Gilly, I'm sorry I left without saying goodbye. 330 00:26:55,816 --> 00:26:58,569 I just couldn't face you after all that's happened. 331 00:26:58,611 --> 00:27:03,741 The feelings that once seemed so right became in an instant so wrong. 332 00:27:03,824 --> 00:27:07,328 Though it pains me to say it, we must never see each other again. 333 00:27:07,411 --> 00:27:10,289 And though we must never forget the love we shared, 334 00:27:10,372 --> 00:27:14,543 we must, like noble creatures, move on to another plane. 335 00:27:29,099 --> 00:27:30,768 Valdine? 336 00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:33,270 - Valdine! - What? I'm busy. 337 00:27:33,354 --> 00:27:35,940 Put lots of salt on that sandwich. 338 00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:38,359 - You want a lot of salt? - Yes. 339 00:27:48,536 --> 00:27:52,122 - Here you are, honey. Nice and salty. - Thank you. 340 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,588 Hey, Gilly. 341 00:28:00,464 --> 00:28:02,841 How was your day at work? 342 00:28:02,925 --> 00:28:07,263 I don't know. It was pretty slow. Just snakes, mostly. 343 00:28:07,972 --> 00:28:12,977 Well, dinner's almost ready. I made that nice chicken thing you like. 344 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:17,314 - Hey, Dad. - I thought you were gonna get a haircut. 345 00:28:17,982 --> 00:28:20,401 Now, Walter, hush. 346 00:28:20,484 --> 00:28:23,988 - Gilly's been through a lot. - Includin' his own sister. 347 00:28:28,617 --> 00:28:30,703 I'd better get it. 348 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,334 Hello? 349 00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:40,546 Hi, honey. How are you? 350 00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:43,173 How's Jack? 351 00:28:45,467 --> 00:28:47,511 Good, good. 352 00:28:48,053 --> 00:28:50,222 Oh, he's fine. 353 00:28:50,306 --> 00:28:53,434 He's been through a lot, but he's hanging in there. 354 00:28:53,517 --> 00:28:56,770 I know you miss him. But guess what. 355 00:28:56,854 --> 00:29:00,858 He's regained the use of both of his arms now. 356 00:29:00,941 --> 00:29:04,820 Both of 'em. You know, they move every which way. 357 00:29:04,904 --> 00:29:06,822 All right. 358 00:29:06,906 --> 00:29:08,991 OK, well, what is it? 359 00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:14,163 You're getting married? Oh, Jo-Jo, that is so wonderful! 360 00:29:15,581 --> 00:29:19,210 It's Jo-Jo. She and Jack are getting married! 361 00:29:19,293 --> 00:29:22,087 Oh, my God. Isn't that wonderful? 362 00:29:22,171 --> 00:29:27,134 Sweetheart, I am really, really happy for you. I am. 363 00:29:27,259 --> 00:29:31,055 OK, sure. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye-bye. 364 00:29:31,889 --> 00:29:33,349 Yes! Yes! 365 00:29:33,432 --> 00:29:36,810 Sweet Jesus! The Wingfields have arrived! 366 00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:41,982 I'm rich, I'm rich, uh-huh. 367 00:29:42,066 --> 00:29:44,818 Talkin' to ya, mama! Oh, yeah! Come on! 368 00:29:52,034 --> 00:29:54,328 - Pervert! - Gilly, how's your sister? 369 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,836 Jo knew you'd understand why she couldn't possibly invite you. 370 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,715 - I know. - I think you should be happy for your sister. 371 00:30:06,799 --> 00:30:10,135 Oh, hell. After what you put her through, 372 00:30:10,219 --> 00:30:14,765 it's a wonder she didn't quit the sausage and become a vaginatarian. 373 00:30:14,848 --> 00:30:16,392 Oh, good God. 374 00:30:16,517 --> 00:30:19,937 Gilly, listen. Things are really looking up for her. 375 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:23,899 She's got a little beauty parlour up there and a guy who's crazy about her 376 00:30:23,983 --> 00:30:27,236 and, quite frankly, a millionaire several times over. 377 00:30:27,319 --> 00:30:32,157 Quit babying the boy, Valdine. He banged his own sister, for Christ's sakes. 378 00:30:32,241 --> 00:30:34,743 What do you want? To give him a medal? 379 00:30:34,869 --> 00:30:39,623 Listen to me. This could be a whole new start for us all, so I want you to keep your chin up. 380 00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:44,545 Do you know what the Bible says about fuckin' your own sister? 381 00:30:44,628 --> 00:30:47,131 - Don't! - Hush up, droopy. 382 00:30:47,798 --> 00:30:51,510 He's my baby, my precious gift from God. 383 00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:58,100 I'll get it. I baked you some ginger snaps. They're cooling on the stove. 384 00:30:59,643 --> 00:31:03,856 - What do you want? - Sorry to bother you, Mrs Wingfield. 385 00:31:03,981 --> 00:31:07,443 - My name is Leon Pitofsky. - Oh, my God. 386 00:31:07,526 --> 00:31:09,528 - Did I come at a bad time? - No. 387 00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:17,161 It's just... you look remarkably like my dear husband when he was a much younger man. 388 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,207 Well, that stands to reason, ma'am. 389 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,669 Look at this. 390 00:31:25,794 --> 00:31:30,466 It's all there. Blood tests, hospital records, DNA. 391 00:31:30,549 --> 00:31:34,428 Look. Here's your signature, givin' up your rights to me. 392 00:31:35,304 --> 00:31:37,389 Oh, my Lord. 393 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,850 Then it's true. 394 00:31:39,934 --> 00:31:41,769 You are my son. 395 00:31:41,852 --> 00:31:44,188 I've finally found you, Mama! 396 00:31:46,148 --> 00:31:50,694 Well, if he's your son, then who the hell's this sack of shit? 397 00:31:53,822 --> 00:31:56,367 I'll tell you who he is. He's a grifter. 398 00:31:56,450 --> 00:32:00,120 He's a shyster that's been freeloading in this house for a solid year! 399 00:32:00,204 --> 00:32:02,498 - Oh, wait. Mom... - I knew it! 400 00:32:02,581 --> 00:32:05,251 Get outta my house, you goddamn hippie! 401 00:32:05,334 --> 00:32:07,711 Hippie? Whoa, hold on. 402 00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:10,589 Walter, get that impostor outta here. 403 00:32:10,673 --> 00:32:13,259 - Dad, relax. - Hey, buddy, you heard my mama. 404 00:32:13,342 --> 00:32:15,427 Now get the hell out. 405 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:20,474 Get your hands off my daddy, you bastard! 406 00:32:22,309 --> 00:32:25,646 - Walter! He's havin' another stroke. - Dad, what's the problem? 407 00:32:25,729 --> 00:32:29,441 Call 911. My God! You! You can get the... 408 00:32:29,567 --> 00:32:32,403 Get the police! I'll have this grifter arrested! 409 00:32:32,862 --> 00:32:35,030 - Police. - Get an ambulance! 410 00:34:07,456 --> 00:34:09,542 Oh, my God. 411 00:34:11,085 --> 00:34:13,170 Oh, shit. 412 00:34:15,631 --> 00:34:17,675 Hey! Mr Magoo! 413 00:34:17,758 --> 00:34:21,762 You knocked my freakin' legs off, daddy. Were you even lookin' at the road? 414 00:34:21,845 --> 00:34:25,307 I'm sorry. I've never hit anyone before. 415 00:34:25,391 --> 00:34:28,060 Well, I'm glad to be your first. Hope I was gentle. 416 00:34:28,185 --> 00:34:31,105 Now, be a friend and fetch my getaway sticks, daddy. 417 00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:35,901 - Your what? What do you... - My legs, captain, my legs! 418 00:34:36,527 --> 00:34:37,611 Oh, shit. 419 00:34:37,695 --> 00:34:41,824 Less faeces, more fetchin'. Get over here and get it, boy. 420 00:34:45,536 --> 00:34:49,874 I gotta straighten this damn thing. It's bent all to hell. 421 00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:52,376 - Watch out, watch out. - Watch out? 422 00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:56,005 Boy, that is a hell of a thing for you to say to me. 423 00:35:00,759 --> 00:35:03,846 Well, in all fairness, you were in the middle of the road. 424 00:35:03,929 --> 00:35:08,642 How else was I supposed to flag you down? I was a desperate man. 425 00:35:08,726 --> 00:35:13,814 Another 20 minutes and them bloodthirsty mosquitoes woulda sucked me dry. 426 00:35:13,898 --> 00:35:17,943 - How long have you been out here? - Oh, about two hours. 427 00:35:18,569 --> 00:35:22,156 My airplane ran outta gas. I had to land in a clearing. 428 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,368 - You're a pilot? - You're goddamn right I'm a pilot. 429 00:35:26,452 --> 00:35:28,495 My card, right there. 430 00:35:29,163 --> 00:35:31,749 - "The Big Dig"? - That's right. 431 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:37,046 Dig McCaffrey. I make a lotta coin flyin' those gigs nobody else wants. 432 00:35:37,129 --> 00:35:42,218 Take sportsmen out to the bush, fly banners over supermarket openings, crop-dustin'. 433 00:35:42,301 --> 00:35:44,720 I'll fly up your ass if the money's right. 434 00:35:44,803 --> 00:35:48,390 Hey, that's pretty good. Do you think I oughta put that on my card? 435 00:35:48,474 --> 00:35:52,853 - So where am I takin' you? - As close to Beaver as you can get. 436 00:35:52,937 --> 00:35:58,150 And a man as sexy and fertile as me likes to stay close to the beaver. 437 00:35:58,609 --> 00:36:02,238 - That's a good one! - That's right where I'm headed. 438 00:36:02,321 --> 00:36:07,743 Say, you look like you're draggin' there, chief. Why don't you let me drive? 439 00:36:07,826 --> 00:36:10,204 - Oh, no, that's fine. - I'm wired. 440 00:36:10,287 --> 00:36:13,791 Nothin' like gettin' bounced off a bumper to put a cat on full tilt. 441 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:17,711 So, where's your launch pad, Kerouac? 442 00:36:17,795 --> 00:36:21,924 - My what? - Where you from, baby? Where you from? 443 00:36:23,509 --> 00:36:26,178 - I'm from Indiana. - You remind me of a fella I knew 444 00:36:26,262 --> 00:36:29,431 down in El Paso durin' my import-export days. 445 00:36:30,015 --> 00:36:31,934 Never been there. 446 00:36:32,017 --> 00:36:34,311 So, who's the skirt? 447 00:36:34,395 --> 00:36:38,107 - How did you know that I was... - Dig knows many things, baby. 448 00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:42,319 Plus you got that look of a man with a diamond engagement ring on his pinkie. 449 00:36:42,403 --> 00:36:46,574 Oh, yeah. About a year ago, she was the love of my life. 450 00:36:48,450 --> 00:36:51,453 Then I found out she was my sister. 451 00:36:51,537 --> 00:36:53,914 Then, about three days ago... 452 00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:56,917 Dig! Dig! 453 00:37:03,549 --> 00:37:07,344 Just a little case of the white-line fever, that's all, baby! 454 00:37:07,428 --> 00:37:11,432 Dig just needs a little music. Rock and roll, baby! 455 00:37:11,515 --> 00:37:15,978 I'd like to see somebody fall asleep to this shit here. Ted Nugent! 456 00:37:26,488 --> 00:37:28,532 Hey, Dig! 457 00:37:28,616 --> 00:37:31,869 Are you crazy? I'm wired like a microwave, baby! 458 00:37:54,391 --> 00:37:57,019 Well, before we depart, 459 00:37:58,437 --> 00:38:01,732 I want you to know two things, El Paso. 460 00:38:01,815 --> 00:38:05,819 One: I am one-eighth Chippewa Indian. 461 00:38:06,570 --> 00:38:11,367 And when you save the life of a Chippewa, it must be paid back tenfold. 462 00:38:11,450 --> 00:38:14,411 - I owe you big time. - That's not necessary, but thank you. 463 00:38:14,495 --> 00:38:18,207 No, no, no. Heap big. Heap big, daddy. 464 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:22,211 I appreciate everything you done for me. I do. 465 00:38:23,546 --> 00:38:25,631 What was the other thing? 466 00:38:26,549 --> 00:38:28,968 You said you wanted me to know two things. 467 00:38:29,051 --> 00:38:31,762 No, I don't think I said that. I was sayin'... 468 00:38:31,845 --> 00:38:33,764 Oh! Oh, yeah. 469 00:38:33,847 --> 00:38:37,601 When you find that sister of yours, you get outta this town, ASAP. 470 00:38:37,685 --> 00:38:42,481 - Some spooky cats around here. - What kinda spooky cats? 471 00:38:42,565 --> 00:38:44,775 The kind with money and power. 472 00:38:45,901 --> 00:38:48,779 That sounds like the kinda guy Jo is with. 473 00:38:49,697 --> 00:38:53,617 Well, good luck flippin' that coin, daddy. I'll see you later, El Paso. 474 00:38:53,701 --> 00:38:55,911 Oh, Dig. Thanks for not suing me. 475 00:38:56,245 --> 00:38:59,248 A pleasure bein' hit by a man of your calibre. 476 00:39:04,336 --> 00:39:07,506 - Beaver Police. - Yes. My name is Valdine Wingfield. 477 00:39:07,631 --> 00:39:11,677 I'm calling from Shelbyville, Indiana. I'd like to report a sexual predator. 478 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,973 His name is Gilbert Noble. He assaulted his own sister. 479 00:39:16,056 --> 00:39:20,269 He's still very dangerous and he's on his way to Beaver this very minute. 480 00:39:20,352 --> 00:39:22,438 His own sister, huh? 481 00:39:22,521 --> 00:39:27,026 You know, I didn't know Jo Wingfield had a brother. Isn't that sweet? 482 00:39:27,109 --> 00:39:30,779 - Do you have a description of the pervert? - I can do better than that. 483 00:39:30,863 --> 00:39:36,202 I have his mug shot, taken last year when he was arrested protesting for animal rights. 484 00:39:37,244 --> 00:39:39,330 Sounds like a bad apple. 485 00:39:40,581 --> 00:39:43,042 That's great. Why don't you fax that over? 486 00:39:43,125 --> 00:39:46,462 Listen. I'd rather this didn't get back to Jo. 487 00:39:46,545 --> 00:39:50,216 She and Jack have so much on their minds, what with the big wedding. 488 00:39:50,299 --> 00:39:52,760 I'd appreciate you being discreet about this. 489 00:39:52,843 --> 00:39:56,513 Absolutely, ma'am. Beaver Police are known for their discretion. 490 00:40:10,986 --> 00:40:13,155 - Comfortable, Mrs Hartunian? - Yeah. 491 00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,449 - How you doin'? How's your family? - Fine. 492 00:40:15,574 --> 00:40:17,701 Would you like the standard bikini wax? 493 00:40:17,826 --> 00:40:22,039 No. I'm goin' to Hawaii with my husband. Better landscape the whole yard. 494 00:40:27,586 --> 00:40:30,506 So... do you ever miss cutting hair, Jo? 495 00:40:30,589 --> 00:40:35,177 No, not really. I mean, my heart wasn't into it, like it is with bikini waxing. 496 00:40:35,261 --> 00:40:39,557 I guess you could say that some people are cutters and some people are yankers. 497 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,725 I was just born to yank. 498 00:40:42,685 --> 00:40:44,395 Gilly? 499 00:40:45,354 --> 00:40:48,274 Mama, how could you not have told me he was coming? 500 00:40:48,357 --> 00:40:51,277 I'm sorry, baby. I know I should have. 501 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,489 I just kept praying he'd come to his senses and get over it. 502 00:40:55,614 --> 00:40:57,658 Poor, crazy guy. 503 00:40:57,992 --> 00:41:00,077 Crazy? What do you mean, crazy? 504 00:41:01,787 --> 00:41:03,706 Oh, Jo. 505 00:41:03,789 --> 00:41:06,041 I hate to tell you this. 506 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:10,796 Your brother Gilly now has an imaginary friend. Leon. 507 00:41:11,714 --> 00:41:15,801 He's been going all over town and telling everybody he's not your brother, 508 00:41:15,885 --> 00:41:17,928 but this fellow Leon is. 509 00:41:18,053 --> 00:41:21,432 - Poor Gilly. - Don't you worry about him. 510 00:41:21,515 --> 00:41:25,853 Your mama has enough love and compassion for that wounded bird. 511 00:41:25,936 --> 00:41:28,772 I guess I should worry about how to break this to Jack. 512 00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:32,651 You can't tell Jack. It would break the poor man's heart. 513 00:41:47,833 --> 00:41:50,419 Rich. Hey, Rich, wake up. 514 00:41:53,714 --> 00:41:56,342 Oh. Hi, Jack. 515 00:41:56,467 --> 00:41:58,719 I want you to go on over to the hotel. 516 00:41:58,802 --> 00:42:01,680 Tell Chaney I sent you. He'll put it on my account. 517 00:42:01,805 --> 00:42:04,725 - I don't wanna take your money. - I'll tell you somethin'. 518 00:42:04,808 --> 00:42:07,895 I got my business and most of my money from my father. 519 00:42:07,937 --> 00:42:12,274 - The least I can do is to give something back. - No, I'll be fine, Jack. 520 00:42:12,358 --> 00:42:17,029 - I just need another ten minutes. - No, come on. You do as I say, all right? 521 00:42:17,112 --> 00:42:22,243 Go clean yourself up. Come see me in the morning and we'll talk about gettin' you a job. 522 00:42:22,326 --> 00:42:24,828 - Thanks, Jack. - Hey, gimme that. 523 00:42:25,704 --> 00:42:32,169 Keep marching. I'll have my brother Jimmy come back and check on you later, all right? 524 00:42:32,836 --> 00:42:36,048 - Hey, Jack. - Hey, how you doin', Gina? 525 00:42:36,799 --> 00:42:39,218 I'm great, I'm great. 526 00:42:39,385 --> 00:42:43,889 Look, I was wondering if maybe me and you could go to the diner, grab some coffee. 527 00:42:43,973 --> 00:42:47,852 - You know, like old times. - Oh, Gina, I'd love to. 528 00:42:47,935 --> 00:42:49,770 - Yeah? - But, as you know, 529 00:42:49,854 --> 00:42:54,525 I'm engaged to be married this week. I'd hate to embarrass my bride-to-be. 530 00:42:55,192 --> 00:43:00,531 Yeah, well, actually your bride-to-be was gonna be the topic of conversation. 531 00:43:06,579 --> 00:43:09,081 I had this picture on my cell wall. 532 00:43:10,749 --> 00:43:13,043 It was my hope for the future. 533 00:43:14,086 --> 00:43:19,049 See, everybody else had pictures of their wives and their girlfriends. 534 00:43:20,384 --> 00:43:23,637 This was my reason for gettin' out. 535 00:43:23,721 --> 00:43:26,432 You had a picture of a car on your wall? 536 00:43:28,350 --> 00:43:31,228 Damn, Jimmy! Did you beat off to it? 537 00:43:31,604 --> 00:43:33,898 Hell, no! 538 00:43:34,899 --> 00:43:37,234 I spanked it to that baby right there. 539 00:43:38,068 --> 00:43:42,865 This is the only car in the world that makes me flex my love muscle. 540 00:43:46,118 --> 00:43:49,955 - Jimmy loves you. - Jimmy, get off the car. 541 00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:52,625 I was just givin' it a full body dust. 542 00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:56,503 - Just try not to spooge on it. - Spooge on it! 543 00:43:57,129 --> 00:43:59,215 Shut up. 544 00:44:00,466 --> 00:44:04,803 Listen, Jimmy. I got a security problem I want you to deal with. 545 00:44:07,056 --> 00:44:09,892 His name's Gilbert. Jo's brother. 546 00:44:10,142 --> 00:44:13,103 I didn't know Jo had a brother. 547 00:44:13,187 --> 00:44:17,107 Some families have brothers they don't like to talk about. 548 00:44:18,901 --> 00:44:21,904 Just make sure he disappears, all right? 549 00:44:21,987 --> 00:44:24,573 - Done and done. - Jimmy... 550 00:44:25,824 --> 00:44:28,786 Feel free to rough him up a little bit. 551 00:44:39,922 --> 00:44:42,049 Excuse me, sir. Hi. 552 00:44:42,132 --> 00:44:45,761 A friend of mine has a salon here in town. Her name is Jo Wingfield. 553 00:44:45,844 --> 00:44:48,931 - I don't suppose... - Yeah. She works at Beaver Cuts. 554 00:44:49,014 --> 00:44:53,060 You just take a left on Main, you go down about three blocks on the right. 555 00:44:53,143 --> 00:44:56,939 In fact, I just went by there on my lunch break and I saw Jo in the window. 556 00:44:57,022 --> 00:44:59,233 Great. OK, thanks a bunch. 557 00:44:59,316 --> 00:45:02,236 - Sure. Yeah. Say hi to Jo for me. - I will, for sure. 558 00:45:06,115 --> 00:45:10,202 Hey, buddy. You know where a fella gets a beer around here? 559 00:45:10,286 --> 00:45:12,913 I'm sorry. I'm not from around here. I was... 560 00:45:12,997 --> 00:45:15,499 Damn right you ain't from around here! 561 00:45:23,716 --> 00:45:25,801 Come on, Freddy, let's go! 562 00:45:36,187 --> 00:45:38,272 Hey, Jack. 563 00:45:38,731 --> 00:45:42,902 - Somethin' you wanna tell me, Jo? - Is something bothering you? 564 00:45:44,528 --> 00:45:46,614 I know about... 565 00:45:47,948 --> 00:45:50,492 about you and... your brother. 566 00:45:51,702 --> 00:45:53,621 Oh, God. 567 00:45:53,996 --> 00:45:55,915 Dammit! 568 00:45:56,415 --> 00:45:58,709 - I'm sorry. - Sorry? 569 00:46:00,753 --> 00:46:03,464 I'm the one who should be sorry, Jo. 570 00:46:08,219 --> 00:46:11,722 You poor thing. It's not your fault. 571 00:46:12,306 --> 00:46:15,893 You had no way of knowing he was your brother. 572 00:46:15,976 --> 00:46:19,855 It's like a Greek tragedy. I think about it, it breaks my heart. 573 00:46:21,649 --> 00:46:26,195 And how devastating it must have been for you. For both of you. 574 00:46:27,196 --> 00:46:29,323 God, that poor guy! 575 00:46:29,490 --> 00:46:32,576 - I'm sorry, Jo. - Oh, Jack! 576 00:46:35,079 --> 00:46:37,706 Senor! Mister! 577 00:46:37,790 --> 00:46:41,001 Can I have your peanuts, porfavor? 578 00:46:41,085 --> 00:46:43,379 Los cacahuates. Andele. 579 00:46:43,963 --> 00:46:46,715 - Sure. - Gracias. 580 00:46:46,882 --> 00:46:49,760 Please put your seats to the upright position 581 00:46:49,885 --> 00:46:53,597 in preparation for our arrival in Puerto Vallarta. 582 00:47:03,232 --> 00:47:05,276 ♪ Louie Louie 583 00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:07,361 ♪ Oh, no 584 00:47:07,444 --> 00:47:09,280 ♪ We gotta go 585 00:47:09,321 --> 00:47:11,407 ♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay 586 00:47:13,826 --> 00:47:16,787 I don't get it. Why can't I stay at Jack's house with you? 587 00:47:16,871 --> 00:47:21,333 You don't get it? What, did your adoptive mother drop you on your head? 588 00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:23,586 No one can see you till after the wedding. 589 00:47:23,669 --> 00:47:28,799 Until then, your job is to find Gilly Noble and keep him out of the way. 590 00:47:30,759 --> 00:47:32,261 Bye, Dad. 591 00:47:35,514 --> 00:47:38,225 - Valdine, slow down. - Shut up, Walter! 592 00:47:39,226 --> 00:47:41,687 - Christ! - Have fun! 593 00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:45,357 Jack? 594 00:47:45,441 --> 00:47:48,110 - Look at my hard worker. - Honey, why are you home? 595 00:47:48,194 --> 00:47:52,781 I closed the shop early so I could get some of the wedding chores done. 596 00:47:52,865 --> 00:47:56,410 Great. Take that cute little dress off and come on in. 597 00:47:57,203 --> 00:47:59,288 No, I gotta get some things done. 598 00:47:59,371 --> 00:48:03,834 Tell you what. While you're out there, pick your mom up somethin' nice for her arrival. 599 00:48:03,918 --> 00:48:05,586 That's sweet, Jack. 600 00:48:05,669 --> 00:48:08,214 Now scoot before I pull you in here with me. 601 00:48:16,013 --> 00:48:18,098 Take your time, why don't you! 602 00:48:19,391 --> 00:48:21,435 Come here. 603 00:48:23,854 --> 00:48:27,525 Jack! My future son-in-law! 604 00:48:28,359 --> 00:48:33,155 - Look at you. - Oh, my! It's been a long time. 605 00:48:35,241 --> 00:48:37,993 I'm so excited about the wedding. 606 00:48:42,998 --> 00:48:45,000 - Ouch. - Sorry. 607 00:48:45,084 --> 00:48:46,794 Watch it, jerk-off! 608 00:48:47,878 --> 00:48:51,340 I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna get both of ya. 609 00:48:51,757 --> 00:48:55,010 Sorry, Walter! Oh, man, that musta hurt! 610 00:48:55,177 --> 00:48:56,679 You all right? 611 00:48:56,762 --> 00:48:59,890 I'm gonna kick your ass. 612 00:49:00,516 --> 00:49:03,644 What's that, Walter? You say you wanna lick my ass? 613 00:49:06,438 --> 00:49:09,191 Everything's cool, Jack. We got it under control. 614 00:49:09,275 --> 00:49:12,319 Too bad you got that neck brace on. You could be movin'. 615 00:49:12,403 --> 00:49:14,947 I'm gonna get ya. 616 00:49:15,030 --> 00:49:18,117 Bring him to the guest room, Jimmy. Right up the stairs. 617 00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:27,293 Gracias. 618 00:50:00,492 --> 00:50:03,078 - Uh, hi. - What's up, buckaroo? 619 00:50:03,162 --> 00:50:06,790 - I have an appointment with Jo Wingfield. - Jo's not here. 620 00:50:06,874 --> 00:50:10,502 OK. Do you think that you could give her a note for me? 621 00:50:10,628 --> 00:50:12,713 - I guess so. - Good. 622 00:50:16,884 --> 00:50:18,969 Can I borrow a pen? 623 00:50:19,845 --> 00:50:21,931 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 624 00:50:24,016 --> 00:50:26,310 Hey. Hey! 625 00:50:26,393 --> 00:50:27,770 You! 626 00:50:27,895 --> 00:50:29,855 You are the sick man! 627 00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:32,900 - Prevert! Prevert! - No. Wait a minute. No, I... 628 00:50:32,983 --> 00:50:35,194 I'm going to dial 9-11! 9-11! 629 00:50:35,277 --> 00:50:36,904 I'm calling! 630 00:50:40,658 --> 00:50:42,368 Oh, man. 631 00:50:56,423 --> 00:50:59,760 All units, subject last seen behind Beaver Cuts. 632 00:51:16,485 --> 00:51:19,029 - You diggin' my system now, ain't ya? - Hey, Dig. 633 00:51:19,113 --> 00:51:23,075 What? Stand down, Frito Bandito. Can't you see I'm playin' keno? 634 00:51:23,158 --> 00:51:25,995 - Dig, it's me, Gilly. - I don't know no goddamn Gilly. 635 00:51:26,078 --> 00:51:27,663 El Paso. 636 00:51:29,039 --> 00:51:32,918 El Paso! Sit on down. You look like you're all grown up, boy. 637 00:51:33,043 --> 00:51:35,212 This is a disguise, Dig. 638 00:51:35,296 --> 00:51:38,424 Apparently there are people in this town that don't like me. 639 00:51:40,593 --> 00:51:43,137 I need your help. I gotta find my truck. 640 00:51:43,220 --> 00:51:45,681 Ooh, truck. 641 00:51:45,764 --> 00:51:48,142 - Yeah, trouble. - What's the problem? 642 00:51:48,267 --> 00:51:53,105 Well, you see, Jack Mitchelson, right? He had a charity event last night. 643 00:51:53,189 --> 00:51:58,068 A dollar a pop to take a whack at the truck with a sledgehammer. Shit, a good time. 644 00:51:58,485 --> 00:52:02,823 - People paid to beat the hell outta my truck? - Set me back ten bucks. 645 00:52:02,907 --> 00:52:06,118 I think I threw out my shoulder with your quarter panels. 646 00:52:06,202 --> 00:52:08,412 Whacked it once, and again, then it broke. 647 00:52:08,495 --> 00:52:13,209 That son of a bitch! I cannot believe Jo is gonna marry that Mitchelson creep! 648 00:52:13,292 --> 00:52:15,586 Mitchelson? 649 00:52:15,669 --> 00:52:19,506 - She's marryin' Jack Mitchelson? - Yes, in two days, Dig. 650 00:52:19,590 --> 00:52:22,343 I gotta find a way to stop it and I need your help. 651 00:52:22,426 --> 00:52:23,802 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 652 00:52:25,846 --> 00:52:28,224 Slow down, Speedy Gonzales! 653 00:52:28,307 --> 00:52:34,271 You can count Dig outta any plans to jack up the jig for Jack. He's a good man. Am I right? 654 00:52:34,355 --> 00:52:36,899 - Good friend of mine. - Yeah, he's the best. 655 00:52:37,608 --> 00:52:39,818 Folks like him round here. 656 00:52:39,902 --> 00:52:44,198 Look. Why don't you just leave well enough alone, OK? 657 00:52:44,990 --> 00:52:47,201 Let her marry Jack. 658 00:52:47,284 --> 00:52:51,121 Bein' with him is like winnin' the husband Super Lotto. 659 00:52:51,205 --> 00:52:56,210 Listen. If you really love this girl as much as you say you do, 660 00:52:56,293 --> 00:52:59,588 just tell her goodbye and good luck. 661 00:53:01,298 --> 00:53:03,634 But I don't know if I can live without her. 662 00:53:08,389 --> 00:53:09,557 - Hello? - Jo! 663 00:53:09,682 --> 00:53:12,685 - Hey, Zahf. How's it goin' at... - It was the prevert, Jo! 664 00:53:12,810 --> 00:53:14,812 - What? - He was here, at the shop! 665 00:53:14,895 --> 00:53:17,314 - When? - He was dressed like cowboy. 666 00:53:17,398 --> 00:53:18,899 Oh, my God. 667 00:53:26,073 --> 00:53:28,325 Damn bees! Ugh! 668 00:53:28,784 --> 00:53:30,536 Shoo. 669 00:53:31,161 --> 00:53:34,665 - Morning, Mama. Morning, Daddy. - Morning, Jo. 670 00:53:34,748 --> 00:53:38,627 - Where are you headed off to? - I just got somethin' I have to do. 671 00:53:38,711 --> 00:53:40,796 Wait, wait. I'll go with you. 672 00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:44,884 - No, it's something I have to do on my own. - I could go with you, keep you company. 673 00:53:44,967 --> 00:53:48,554 - It's just errands. It'll be boring. - Not to me, sweetheart. 674 00:53:48,679 --> 00:53:50,222 See you later. 675 00:53:52,224 --> 00:53:54,351 Help! 676 00:53:54,476 --> 00:53:56,770 - Walter! - Bees! 677 00:53:56,854 --> 00:54:00,774 Oh, my God! Stay absolutely still. 678 00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:02,818 Ouch! 679 00:54:02,943 --> 00:54:05,237 I gotta go get my camera. 680 00:54:05,321 --> 00:54:08,616 God, this is too great for words! 681 00:54:31,722 --> 00:54:35,684 Thanks for pickin' me up. I've been walkin' for ever. 682 00:54:38,145 --> 00:54:41,690 - Jo! - Gilly, I've been lookin' all over for you. 683 00:54:41,774 --> 00:54:46,403 Mama told me how you've been tellin' everyone about your imaginary friend, Leon. 684 00:54:46,487 --> 00:54:49,323 - That's what she said? - You gotta accept the truth. 685 00:54:49,406 --> 00:54:51,617 We can't be together, ever. 686 00:54:52,034 --> 00:54:54,537 I'm glad that you said that because, um... 687 00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:04,713 If you really love this girl as much as you say you do, 688 00:55:04,797 --> 00:55:07,800 just tell her goodbye and good luck. 689 00:55:10,845 --> 00:55:12,888 You're right. 690 00:55:14,056 --> 00:55:16,600 Then what are you doin' here in Beaver? 691 00:55:20,145 --> 00:55:22,231 I just wanted to... 692 00:55:25,985 --> 00:55:28,487 I just wanted to say goodbye... 693 00:55:31,657 --> 00:55:34,785 and... good luck. 694 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:51,176 I want you to have a good life, Jo. I really do. 695 00:55:54,847 --> 00:55:58,851 And I promise, after today I'll never bother you again. 696 00:55:58,934 --> 00:56:01,562 Don't make it sound so sad, Gilly. 697 00:56:02,813 --> 00:56:05,024 We'll still see each other at... 698 00:56:06,066 --> 00:56:07,985 family funerals and stuff. 699 00:56:09,653 --> 00:56:11,739 Goodbye, Jo. 700 00:56:13,824 --> 00:56:15,659 I love you. 701 00:56:26,754 --> 00:56:28,839 I love you too. 702 00:57:11,882 --> 00:57:13,926 Hey! 703 00:57:27,314 --> 00:57:30,317 - Dig! What the... - Settle down, El Paso. 704 00:57:32,361 --> 00:57:34,280 Here you go, Benjy. 705 00:57:34,363 --> 00:57:38,200 Now remember, you promised not to smoke those till you're 12. 706 00:57:38,284 --> 00:57:40,536 All right. Right on. 707 00:57:41,662 --> 00:57:47,042 - You wanna tell me what's goin' on? - He's an evil dude. He is one evil dude. 708 00:57:47,126 --> 00:57:48,168 Who is? 709 00:57:48,252 --> 00:57:50,129 - Mitchelson! - Jack? 710 00:57:50,212 --> 00:57:53,048 He's the snarliest cat this town has ever seen, baby. 711 00:57:53,173 --> 00:57:55,759 - But you said he... - That was just show business. 712 00:57:55,885 --> 00:57:58,012 You gotta toe the line for John Q Public. 713 00:57:58,095 --> 00:58:02,141 This town's got elephant ears, baby. Damn cryin' shame. 714 00:58:02,224 --> 00:58:05,060 You can't trust anybody any more. 715 00:58:05,144 --> 00:58:08,856 Come on, El Paso. Slide over to my place. 716 00:58:13,652 --> 00:58:17,239 El Paso, you got your work cut out for you, baby. 717 00:58:17,323 --> 00:58:22,912 Jack Mitchelson got millions from his daddy. He's what we call a multimillionaire. 718 00:58:22,995 --> 00:58:27,291 And, in my experience, women like dead presidents more than broke boyfriends. 719 00:58:27,416 --> 00:58:30,669 No romance without finance, daddy. 720 00:58:30,753 --> 00:58:32,880 Hey, Jo's not like that. 721 00:58:32,963 --> 00:58:34,798 Shit. 722 00:58:34,924 --> 00:58:39,094 Love may be blind, but it can still smell that money, baby. 723 00:58:41,180 --> 00:58:44,683 Not to mention... there's a lotta cash in sellin' grass. 724 00:58:44,767 --> 00:58:47,978 - What does that mean? - Hey, Sherlock. 725 00:58:48,062 --> 00:58:53,442 Jack Mitchelson is the biggest marijuana grower in the Pacific Northwest. 726 00:58:53,526 --> 00:58:57,196 You are not seein' the forest for the weed here, man. 727 00:58:57,321 --> 00:59:00,824 This dude's a pot grower, a reefer salesman, a doobie doctor. 728 00:59:00,908 --> 00:59:06,205 That's why Jack keeps Beaver squeaky-clean: to keep Johnny Law from sniffin' around. 729 00:59:08,249 --> 00:59:12,253 - How does he get away with it? - Half the town's on the payroll. 730 00:59:12,670 --> 00:59:16,173 The rest... scared to death of that wombat. 731 00:59:16,590 --> 00:59:21,345 Man! We've gotta figure out a way to get Jo outta there. 732 00:59:21,512 --> 00:59:23,889 Amen to that. 733 00:59:23,973 --> 00:59:27,017 What we need, my friend, is a plan. 734 00:59:27,101 --> 00:59:30,938 I'm gonna sit on down here and study on that for a minute. 735 00:59:33,190 --> 00:59:37,695 - Aw! That's a nice doggy. - Hell of a watchdog. Nothin' gets by him. 736 00:59:40,614 --> 00:59:42,366 Hello, ladies. 737 00:59:43,826 --> 00:59:45,870 Do you wanna dance? 738 00:59:59,592 --> 01:00:02,928 - Be gentle with him, boys. - Come on, sweetcheeks. 739 01:00:05,306 --> 01:00:07,433 Wait a minute. 740 01:00:07,516 --> 01:00:12,229 Look, if you're tryin' to scare me, you've done a terrific job, OK? 741 01:00:12,354 --> 01:00:15,357 Fellas, this is uncalled-for! Come on! 742 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,612 Look, this is unfair. All's I want is ten minutes with Jo. 743 01:00:19,695 --> 01:00:22,281 Hey, who doesn't? 744 01:00:22,656 --> 01:00:25,784 Come on, Jimmy. Let's get down to business. 745 01:00:31,081 --> 01:00:34,501 That's what you get, you dirty little pervert! Right on the head! 746 01:00:34,585 --> 01:00:36,837 - How come you hit Streak? - What? 747 01:00:36,921 --> 01:00:39,924 Maybe you oughta be wearin' your glasses. 748 01:00:40,007 --> 01:00:42,259 Yeah, but they make me look stupid. 749 01:00:44,678 --> 01:00:46,764 Pervert on the run! Go get him, Freddy! 750 01:00:55,731 --> 01:00:57,816 Keep away from me! 751 01:01:01,612 --> 01:01:03,739 You can't stop me from seein' Jo. 752 01:01:05,616 --> 01:01:08,452 I'm gonna marry her, you'll see! 753 01:01:08,536 --> 01:01:11,080 You're sick, man! 754 01:01:11,622 --> 01:01:15,084 - He wants to marry his sister. - He'd better not come back! 755 01:01:15,167 --> 01:01:20,089 Yeah, that's right, or we'll tie you to a tree, fuck you in the ass while we jerk you off! 756 01:01:20,172 --> 01:01:23,884 Show you what we really do to perverts around here! 757 01:01:25,886 --> 01:01:28,806 - You sicko! - Keep runnin', boy! 758 01:01:33,769 --> 01:01:35,813 Oh, man! 759 01:01:39,733 --> 01:01:41,986 Hey, Dig! 760 01:01:42,069 --> 01:01:44,989 - Hey, Dig! - El Paso! Up here! 761 01:01:45,197 --> 01:01:49,368 - Dig, what are you doin' up there? - What do you mean, what am I doin' up here? 762 01:01:49,451 --> 01:01:53,080 You ever try jumpin' off a roof with no legs? It stings! 763 01:01:54,540 --> 01:02:00,170 - What do you wanna do about this? - Don't worry. I got a leg for all seasons. 764 01:02:01,171 --> 01:02:03,632 "Jo. I'm not... 765 01:02:04,425 --> 01:02:07,136 your brother". 766 01:02:09,388 --> 01:02:11,849 "Marry me". 767 01:02:12,850 --> 01:02:15,186 Dig, this is great. Thank you so much. 768 01:02:15,269 --> 01:02:18,314 Finally I'm gonna be able to set the record straight. 769 01:02:18,397 --> 01:02:23,027 - You sure there are two r's in "marry"? - Yeah, there's definitely two r's. 770 01:02:23,152 --> 01:02:25,237 Good enough. 771 01:02:26,906 --> 01:02:30,075 Listen, Dig. Are you sure you can fly with that thing? 772 01:02:30,159 --> 01:02:34,747 I'm Dig McCaffrey, boy! I could fly a can of Spam like this! 773 01:02:34,872 --> 01:02:38,042 - How'd you lose those legs, anyway? - Plane crash. 774 01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:41,045 Come on, let's light this firecracker. 775 01:02:50,971 --> 01:02:53,098 - We're all set. You ready? - All right. 776 01:03:04,777 --> 01:03:06,028 Let's go, Dig. 777 01:03:20,543 --> 01:03:24,296 They can hug all the trees they want. It's the government I worry about. 778 01:03:24,380 --> 01:03:26,882 Soon it won't let us wipe our ass without a permit. 779 01:03:26,966 --> 01:03:30,177 Barkeep! Less talk and more vodka. 780 01:03:30,261 --> 01:03:32,346 Yes, ma'am. 781 01:03:33,639 --> 01:03:35,683 Gina? 782 01:03:36,308 --> 01:03:40,062 - Get you a drink while I'm at it? - Yeah, I'll have a nice, stiff one. 783 01:03:44,441 --> 01:03:47,027 Jack, Jack, Jack. 784 01:03:47,111 --> 01:03:50,739 You are in such good shape. How do you stay so fit? 785 01:03:53,117 --> 01:03:58,038 El Paso, I got somethin' here that's gonna get their attention. 786 01:04:06,171 --> 01:04:09,550 That's my man Wagner! That's good, huh? 787 01:04:11,802 --> 01:04:15,431 We'll come in low out of the afternoon sun. 788 01:04:31,572 --> 01:04:34,950 - Check it out, El Paso. - Hi, Jo! 789 01:04:35,034 --> 01:04:37,077 Check out my banner! 790 01:04:40,497 --> 01:04:42,541 I love you! I've missed you! 791 01:04:42,666 --> 01:04:45,252 - I'm the one, Jo! - Oh, my God. 792 01:04:46,378 --> 01:04:48,464 The banner! It says it all! 793 01:04:49,673 --> 01:04:53,427 That Jack's no good for you, Jo! I'm the one! 794 01:04:53,511 --> 01:04:56,096 Jo! I love you! 795 01:04:56,222 --> 01:04:58,265 He really is crazy. 796 01:05:05,022 --> 01:05:09,235 I knew that boy was trouble the minute I laid eyes on him. 797 01:05:12,071 --> 01:05:17,076 Bill, we've got a code nine in progress. Mobilise all units. 798 01:05:22,206 --> 01:05:25,584 - We done pretty good, huh, Gilly? - Oh, yeah, Dig. 799 01:05:35,094 --> 01:05:38,764 Holy shit! It's Beaver Five-O! 800 01:05:41,308 --> 01:05:45,479 - What's goin' on, Dig? - What's goin' on? Start eatin'! 801 01:05:50,484 --> 01:05:56,240 Gilbert Noble, please step out of the airplane with your hands behind your head. 802 01:05:58,617 --> 01:06:01,537 Well, ship my ass to big red China! 803 01:06:02,872 --> 01:06:05,040 They want the white boy. 804 01:06:05,124 --> 01:06:07,918 What do they want with me? I didn't do anything. 805 01:06:08,002 --> 01:06:11,130 I don't know. See you, stranger. 806 01:06:12,590 --> 01:06:15,301 All right, get your hands up! 807 01:06:16,260 --> 01:06:19,388 - What's goin' on here? - OK, boys, grab him! 808 01:06:20,347 --> 01:06:22,433 Hey, take it easy! 809 01:06:23,142 --> 01:06:25,311 What's goin' on? 810 01:06:25,394 --> 01:06:28,856 - This isn't fair! - Neither is stalkin' your sister, son. 811 01:06:29,565 --> 01:06:34,778 All right, Bill. Straight to the nuthouse. Jack Mitchelson has offered to pay for his therapy. 812 01:06:38,032 --> 01:06:40,242 Good morning, gentlemen. 813 01:06:40,326 --> 01:06:45,497 Today we're discussing why it is wrong to have sex with someone related to you. 814 01:06:45,581 --> 01:06:48,542 My wife was related to me. I had sex with her. 815 01:06:48,626 --> 01:06:50,836 That's not the same thing, Mr Murphy. 816 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:54,048 Once a week we'd have sex, until she died. 817 01:06:55,049 --> 01:06:57,676 Then it was three or four times a week. 818 01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,971 We're quite familiar with your case, Mr Murphy. 819 01:07:01,055 --> 01:07:05,976 - Can we have pancakes tomorrow? - We had pancakes yesterday, Mr Campisi. 820 01:07:07,353 --> 01:07:10,606 Today I would like to talk about how Mr Noble can overcome 821 01:07:10,731 --> 01:07:13,692 his unnatural compulsions toward his sister. 822 01:07:14,693 --> 01:07:17,029 He could kill her. 823 01:07:17,404 --> 01:07:18,948 Mr Chin... 824 01:07:21,408 --> 01:07:23,536 Can we have pancakes tomorrow? 825 01:07:56,735 --> 01:07:59,530 Hi. I know you. 826 01:08:00,030 --> 01:08:03,075 From before. You hit me with a lead pipe. 827 01:08:03,450 --> 01:08:05,536 I didn't hit you. 828 01:08:06,871 --> 01:08:09,832 - You callin' Jimmy a liar? - Uh, yeah. 829 01:08:11,208 --> 01:08:14,837 - I don't want any trouble now, OK? - Hey. 830 01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:18,048 You got any naked pictures of your sister? 831 01:08:18,132 --> 01:08:20,426 Of course not. 832 01:08:20,509 --> 01:08:22,595 Wanna buy some? 833 01:08:24,138 --> 01:08:26,390 Ten bucks apiece. 834 01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:29,768 - Where'd you get these? - Jimmy brung them to me. 835 01:08:29,894 --> 01:08:32,229 You know, to keep me company. 836 01:08:32,313 --> 01:08:34,398 Not bad, huh? 837 01:08:38,903 --> 01:08:41,238 He also brung me these 'ums. 838 01:08:42,198 --> 01:08:44,283 Jo's panties. Used, too. 839 01:08:44,783 --> 01:08:46,660 - Gimme those! - Ten bucks apiece. 840 01:08:46,744 --> 01:08:50,456 No way! These don't belong to you! That's my future wife! 841 01:08:50,539 --> 01:08:53,626 You owe me a lotta money for them nakeds. 842 01:08:54,210 --> 01:08:58,547 All right, here's ten dollars. That's all I have. Now leave me alone. 843 01:09:04,845 --> 01:09:07,389 Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes! 844 01:09:45,135 --> 01:09:46,929 Gilly! 845 01:09:47,012 --> 01:09:49,265 Gilly! 846 01:09:49,390 --> 01:09:51,308 Oh. Is that you? 847 01:09:55,104 --> 01:09:57,857 Don't worry, buddy. The cavalry's here. 848 01:10:05,030 --> 01:10:07,825 Come on. It's time for you to make your break. 849 01:10:07,908 --> 01:10:09,869 There we go. 850 01:10:09,994 --> 01:10:12,121 Dig, what are you doin' here? 851 01:10:12,204 --> 01:10:16,041 I told ya, a Cherokee always repays his debt. 852 01:10:16,667 --> 01:10:20,546 - I thought you were one-eighth Chippewa. - Right, and one-eighth Cherokee. 853 01:10:20,629 --> 01:10:22,631 Dig's a complex cat, baby. 854 01:10:22,715 --> 01:10:25,259 Hey, are you the pancake guy? 855 01:10:26,051 --> 01:10:28,637 - What's he doin' here? - I went to the wrong room. 856 01:10:28,721 --> 01:10:31,432 Come on, let's get you outta here. 857 01:10:36,061 --> 01:10:38,981 How does it feel to be off the rock, baby? 858 01:10:39,064 --> 01:10:42,610 You are out! You are free! 859 01:10:43,736 --> 01:10:46,697 Feels great, Dig! Thanks a lot! 860 01:10:47,489 --> 01:10:50,326 Listen. I woulda sprung ya sooner, 861 01:10:50,409 --> 01:10:55,581 but after I ate all that weed, it took me two days just to pass the stems! 862 01:11:01,045 --> 01:11:03,214 Leon? 863 01:11:03,297 --> 01:11:05,883 Holy shit! Dig, follow that car! 864 01:11:08,177 --> 01:11:10,763 There he is. Pull over. Pull over! 865 01:11:12,806 --> 01:11:15,351 Ah, yes. The Eager Beaver. 866 01:11:15,434 --> 01:11:20,981 They used to shoot porno pictures there. Did a screen test once. Never heard anything. 867 01:11:21,106 --> 01:11:25,236 That is Leon. That's him, Dig. That's Jo's real brother. 868 01:11:25,611 --> 01:11:30,658 He's my proof. Now all's I gotta do is get her down here and show her. 869 01:11:30,741 --> 01:11:33,452 Well, hell's bells. You better scoot. 870 01:11:34,620 --> 01:11:38,290 Accordin' to the paper, that wedding's in less than three hours. 871 01:11:38,415 --> 01:11:41,502 - Here, take my pony. - No, Dig. I couldn't do that. 872 01:11:41,627 --> 01:11:46,590 Take it. Possessions mean nothin' to the Navajo. You go and get your woman. 873 01:11:46,715 --> 01:11:49,301 I'll make sure whiffle balls stays where he is. 874 01:11:49,385 --> 01:11:52,972 And you get your ass off there, Campisi. Quickly! Today, son! 875 01:11:53,472 --> 01:11:56,934 OK, Dig, thanks a lot. I'll be back as soon as I can. 876 01:11:57,017 --> 01:11:58,978 Good journey. 877 01:12:02,857 --> 01:12:05,776 All right, Campisi. We got an assignment. 878 01:12:10,781 --> 01:12:13,033 God, what the hell is this? 879 01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:23,711 All right. Come on. Move along. 880 01:12:24,587 --> 01:12:26,964 Move 'em out, little dogies. Let's go! 881 01:12:28,632 --> 01:12:30,593 Come on! Get outta the way! 882 01:12:36,182 --> 01:12:38,684 All right, now that's it! 883 01:12:39,351 --> 01:12:41,437 I'm tired of bein' nice. 884 01:12:42,646 --> 01:12:44,690 Now get off the road! 885 01:12:45,274 --> 01:12:47,818 Get your smelly ass off the road! 886 01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,446 I said get your butt... 887 01:12:56,827 --> 01:12:58,871 Come on! 888 01:13:00,289 --> 01:13:03,334 OK, come on, just relax. 889 01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:05,336 Hold on. 890 01:13:12,676 --> 01:13:16,597 - Just where you think you goin', Leon? - Who the hell are you? 891 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:19,892 I'm your warden till my friend Gilly gets back. 892 01:13:19,975 --> 01:13:22,728 - Gilly? - That's right. I said it. 893 01:13:23,187 --> 01:13:25,481 Don't you... I'm warnin' ya. 894 01:13:32,279 --> 01:13:33,906 Son of a bitch! 895 01:13:34,782 --> 01:13:36,867 Get away from... 896 01:13:38,786 --> 01:13:40,454 Goddammit! 897 01:13:40,538 --> 01:13:43,165 Those are my legs! Thief! 898 01:13:45,918 --> 01:13:48,170 Looky there! Cowpuncher! 899 01:13:50,089 --> 01:13:53,300 Check the prostate while you're there! 900 01:13:55,678 --> 01:13:58,013 Hey, you're turnin' the herd on! 901 01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,644 What happened? Your sister turn you down? 902 01:14:03,727 --> 01:14:05,521 What? No! 903 01:14:05,604 --> 01:14:08,148 That cow forgot to wipe its ass! 904 01:14:08,274 --> 01:14:11,402 Come on. Giddy-up! Giddy-up! 905 01:14:11,485 --> 01:14:14,947 Hey, pervert! Why don't you buy her dinner first? 906 01:14:15,030 --> 01:14:18,409 That's pretty funny. Why don't you get on with your life? 907 01:14:18,492 --> 01:14:21,787 - It's a puppet show! - Grab her tits! 908 01:14:21,871 --> 01:14:24,164 Gilly, what are you doing? 909 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,752 Nothin'. What are you doin'? 910 01:14:30,546 --> 01:14:33,632 - I thought you were gettin' married. - I am, in an hour. 911 01:14:33,716 --> 01:14:36,427 Zahf was just doing my make-up. 912 01:14:36,510 --> 01:14:40,514 You're supposed to be at the hospital, getting better. 913 01:14:40,598 --> 01:14:43,475 Jo, listen. I got great news. 914 01:14:43,559 --> 01:14:46,854 I... I found Leon. 915 01:14:47,396 --> 01:14:50,191 I found Leon, and I got him dead to rights. 916 01:14:50,274 --> 01:14:54,612 That's great, Gilly. Why don't you pull your arm out of Leon's butt 917 01:14:54,695 --> 01:14:57,573 and we'll take a drive to the hospital? 918 01:14:57,656 --> 01:15:01,535 No, Jo, this isn't Leon. This is just some cow that... 919 01:15:01,619 --> 01:15:06,081 I got my hand... stuck in. 920 01:15:09,418 --> 01:15:13,422 Jo, Leon's at the Eager Beaver. If you come with me, I will prove it to you. 921 01:15:13,506 --> 01:15:17,426 Gilly, stop it, please! You can't do this any more. You have issues. 922 01:15:17,551 --> 01:15:19,595 - But, Jo... - Gilly... 923 01:15:20,763 --> 01:15:24,308 Remember when you first took me up to the roof of the animal shelter? 924 01:15:24,391 --> 01:15:28,479 And you told me how important it was for you to have a family? 925 01:15:28,562 --> 01:15:31,398 - Of course. - Well, it's important to me too. 926 01:15:31,482 --> 01:15:35,861 And that's why Jack and I have decided to have a family of our own. 927 01:15:36,403 --> 01:15:40,908 - Yeah. But, Jo, listen. - Gilly, leave me to have my family. 928 01:15:43,536 --> 01:15:46,330 Are those my missing underwear? 929 01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:50,125 Jo, I can explain these. 930 01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:57,007 I didn't steal them. I bought 'em off the same scumbag who sold me naked pictures of you. 931 01:15:58,634 --> 01:15:59,677 Oh, Jo... 932 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:05,182 In my country, for violating a sacred beast, you get beaten to death with bamboo sticks! 933 01:16:06,851 --> 01:16:10,729 You are so sick mentally! Prevert! 934 01:16:11,522 --> 01:16:14,692 Oh, my God. The ring! 935 01:16:35,171 --> 01:16:38,424 Man! That was one evil trip. 936 01:16:50,227 --> 01:16:54,315 Well, this is it, Daddy. The day every girl dreams about. 937 01:16:55,357 --> 01:16:57,109 You'll like living up here. 938 01:16:57,193 --> 01:17:02,281 You'll have the best medical care and Mama won't have to work so hard. 939 01:17:02,448 --> 01:17:06,535 Is this what you want? 940 01:17:07,286 --> 01:17:09,330 What do you mean? 941 01:17:11,999 --> 01:17:14,084 I mean... 942 01:17:15,211 --> 01:17:17,087 are you happy? 943 01:17:20,090 --> 01:17:24,720 Why wouldn't I be happy? I mean, this is a great thing, for all of us. 944 01:17:25,346 --> 01:17:27,473 Show time, Mr Wingfield. 945 01:17:47,451 --> 01:17:50,704 - Hey, pervert. - Hey, Streak. 946 01:17:52,790 --> 01:17:56,210 - What are you doin'? - Ain't no mental home that'll hold Streak. 947 01:17:56,293 --> 01:17:59,505 - Wait a minute. That's my truck. - Get your hands up! 948 01:17:59,588 --> 01:18:02,424 Was your truck. Mine now. 949 01:18:02,508 --> 01:18:04,885 Oh. It looks really nice. 950 01:18:05,928 --> 01:18:07,930 She's my home now. 951 01:18:08,013 --> 01:18:11,225 So technically you're standin' on my front lawn. 952 01:18:11,308 --> 01:18:14,603 Back your ass up off my property and into them woods. 953 01:18:14,728 --> 01:18:17,356 OK, Streak. Just take it easy. 954 01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:20,943 You shouldn't have cheated me on those panties. Gimme back my stuff! 955 01:18:21,026 --> 01:18:23,779 OK. Just relax. Everything's all right. 956 01:18:24,363 --> 01:18:27,992 The pictures and the underwear and everything. See? 957 01:18:28,075 --> 01:18:30,160 - I'll take that too. - That's my ring! 958 01:18:30,244 --> 01:18:35,499 It's my ring now, pretty boy. Why don't you turn around? We're gonna take a nature walk. 959 01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:39,628 Streak, come on now. I gave you everything you wanted. 960 01:18:48,345 --> 01:18:54,185 And do you, Josephine Wingfield, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? 961 01:18:59,231 --> 01:19:00,691 I do. 962 01:19:00,774 --> 01:19:06,155 And do you, Jack Mitchelson, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? 963 01:19:06,238 --> 01:19:08,157 I do. 964 01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,534 If anyone amongst you can show just cause 965 01:19:10,618 --> 01:19:14,079 why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony, 966 01:19:14,163 --> 01:19:17,458 speak now or forever hold your peace. 967 01:19:19,084 --> 01:19:22,796 - So, with the power vested in me... - Stop. 968 01:19:24,298 --> 01:19:29,345 Sorry. It's the machine. It malfunctions when the battery's low. 969 01:19:29,428 --> 01:19:31,305 Just go right ahead. 970 01:19:32,223 --> 01:19:35,684 She's... in love with... 971 01:19:36,477 --> 01:19:38,854 Here we go. Problem solved. 972 01:19:39,939 --> 01:19:43,359 There. Just go on. I now pronounce you blah-blah-blah. 973 01:19:43,442 --> 01:19:45,694 Very well. 974 01:19:45,778 --> 01:19:49,281 I now pronounce you man and wife. 975 01:19:50,407 --> 01:19:52,535 You may kiss the bride. 976 01:20:11,512 --> 01:20:14,765 Well, what do we got here? Gilly Noble. 977 01:20:17,268 --> 01:20:19,728 Look at you tasty beauty, you. 978 01:20:21,397 --> 01:20:25,359 You ain't gonna mess up my sister's wedding, you pervert! 979 01:20:35,035 --> 01:20:37,162 Here's my wedding present, Mama! 980 01:20:55,723 --> 01:20:58,642 - Is Daddy all right? - Yes. It's just all the excitement. 981 01:20:58,767 --> 01:21:01,145 He'd love to join you, but he's not up to it. 982 01:21:09,737 --> 01:21:11,906 One, two, 983 01:21:12,865 --> 01:21:14,950 three... 984 01:21:16,577 --> 01:21:19,914 I'd like to propose a toast. 985 01:21:19,997 --> 01:21:24,710 A toast to my baby girl, to little Jo, 986 01:21:24,793 --> 01:21:29,548 who has finally found the man of her dreams, a man that is not only the... 987 01:21:33,928 --> 01:21:36,013 Cops? 988 01:21:36,096 --> 01:21:38,140 See ya! 989 01:21:50,986 --> 01:21:53,072 What's goin' on? 990 01:21:53,155 --> 01:21:55,241 Sorry to bother you, Jack. 991 01:21:56,742 --> 01:22:01,497 Mrs Mitchelson, I'm afraid we have some... bad news. 992 01:22:02,665 --> 01:22:06,335 Your brother - Gilly. There's been an accident. 993 01:22:06,418 --> 01:22:08,754 His truck... blew up. 994 01:22:10,422 --> 01:22:12,842 Body was burned beyond recognition, ma'am. 995 01:22:12,967 --> 01:22:18,055 By the time we got to the scene, coyotes had torn off some of the major body parts. 996 01:22:18,138 --> 01:22:20,516 - They even ate his... - Gina! 997 01:22:20,599 --> 01:22:24,645 I think that's enough description of the deceased for right now. 998 01:22:24,728 --> 01:22:27,189 - Okey-dokey. - Are you sure? 999 01:22:27,815 --> 01:22:29,900 Are you sure that it was Gilly? 1000 01:22:31,861 --> 01:22:36,866 We found this ring on his finger bone, with your names inscribed on it. 1001 01:22:36,949 --> 01:22:41,036 I scooped up what I could. Ashes, mostly. 1002 01:22:42,079 --> 01:22:44,164 Put 'em in my Thermos. 1003 01:22:44,248 --> 01:22:48,002 Thought you might like to keep 'em for a remembrance. 1004 01:22:50,462 --> 01:22:53,257 He killed himself. I know it! 1005 01:22:54,258 --> 01:22:58,012 - It's all my fault. - No, that is not true, ma'am. 1006 01:22:58,095 --> 01:23:02,600 Your brother is in that Thermos on account of a fella I have in custody here. 1007 01:23:02,683 --> 01:23:04,935 All right, boys. Bring him out. 1008 01:23:06,687 --> 01:23:08,606 Leon? 1009 01:23:08,689 --> 01:23:11,108 - Did you say "Leon"? - Mama! 1010 01:23:11,233 --> 01:23:13,986 I was just followin' him! It was an accident! 1011 01:23:14,069 --> 01:23:17,156 I didn't mean to bump his car, and then it exploded. 1012 01:23:17,656 --> 01:23:20,075 He's your brother, Jo. 1013 01:23:20,159 --> 01:23:22,536 - Walter! - Your real brother. 1014 01:23:23,162 --> 01:23:26,081 - Daddy? - We hid the truth from you 1015 01:23:26,165 --> 01:23:30,377 because Valdine wanted a crack at Jack's money 1016 01:23:31,128 --> 01:23:33,339 and, Lord help me, so did I. 1017 01:23:33,422 --> 01:23:39,178 So are you sayin' that Gilly was never my brother? How could you do that to me? 1018 01:23:39,261 --> 01:23:41,847 We did it for your own good. He was a dog-catcher. 1019 01:23:41,931 --> 01:23:44,850 You're crazy! You're just crazy, OK? 1020 01:23:45,726 --> 01:23:47,978 - I'm sorry, Jack. - No. 1021 01:23:48,062 --> 01:23:53,192 - I'm just very confused right now. - No, don't apologise to him. 1022 01:23:53,275 --> 01:23:56,111 - He set the whole thing up. - That's a lie! 1023 01:23:56,570 --> 01:24:00,950 Ask him if the name Vic Vetter rings a bell. 1024 01:24:01,992 --> 01:24:06,914 - Shut up, Walter. - Jack sent Vic false information about Gilly. 1025 01:24:07,456 --> 01:24:10,668 You tell her, Valdine. You tell her the truth. 1026 01:24:10,751 --> 01:24:12,378 What are you talkin' about? 1027 01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:15,673 You're sick! You're fucking sick! 1028 01:24:17,258 --> 01:24:21,595 I hope you all make one big happy family. Just don't include me. 1029 01:24:22,137 --> 01:24:26,308 - Walter, you goddamn idiot! Look at you! - She deserves a better life. 1030 01:24:26,392 --> 01:24:30,062 - How dare you ruin my wedding? - Blow me. 1031 01:24:30,145 --> 01:24:32,773 You did this! I'm gonna kill you! 1032 01:24:36,151 --> 01:24:39,363 Son of a bitch! I'm gonna kill you! 1033 01:24:40,030 --> 01:24:42,074 Mama! Mom! 1034 01:24:51,041 --> 01:24:53,252 - Ma'am! - Mama? 1035 01:24:53,335 --> 01:24:55,921 Gina, better call them ambulance boys. 1036 01:24:56,005 --> 01:24:59,717 We got a 911 over at the Mitchelson estate. We need an ambulance ASAP. 1037 01:24:59,842 --> 01:25:04,180 It looks like a possible coronary, or some sort of jiggling... 1038 01:25:46,138 --> 01:25:48,682 Holy shit! 1039 01:25:50,017 --> 01:25:53,187 - It's the ghost of El Paso past! - Hi, Dig. 1040 01:25:53,729 --> 01:25:56,941 "Hi, Dig" shit! I thought you was barbecue! 1041 01:25:58,526 --> 01:26:03,572 - So everybody thinks I'm dead. - I thought you were, myself. Campisi too. 1042 01:26:03,656 --> 01:26:09,495 I guess it's probably all for the better. Now Jo can really get on with her life here. 1043 01:26:11,622 --> 01:26:14,166 I've no idea how I'm gonna get home. 1044 01:26:14,291 --> 01:26:16,794 Dig McCaffrey, at your service. 1045 01:26:20,381 --> 01:26:24,134 "I'll fly up your ass if the money's right". I can't believe you put it on. 1046 01:26:24,218 --> 01:26:26,303 That's good, huh? 1047 01:26:27,972 --> 01:26:30,349 - Are you serious? - It's the least I can do 1048 01:26:30,474 --> 01:26:33,602 after whalin' on your truck with a sledgehammer. 1049 01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:37,147 Oh, shit. Come on, El Paso. 1050 01:26:38,190 --> 01:26:42,152 The bird's out front and all gassed up. What you gonna do? 1051 01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:47,783 - Let's light that firecracker. - You bet your ass. 1052 01:27:36,749 --> 01:27:38,792 O noble creature 1053 01:27:40,294 --> 01:27:42,379 The time has come 1054 01:27:43,589 --> 01:27:46,050 For the two of us to part 1055 01:27:49,011 --> 01:27:51,764 And for you to go to a better place 1056 01:27:52,848 --> 01:27:55,100 A place deep inside my heart 1057 01:27:59,188 --> 01:28:05,069 - Gilly, deep down, I always did believe you. - I know that, Larry, and I do appreciate it. 1058 01:28:05,194 --> 01:28:07,947 If you don't mind, I'll sneak you in the back door. 1059 01:28:08,030 --> 01:28:10,115 Jo? Hey, is that Jo? 1060 01:28:11,575 --> 01:28:13,661 Oh, my God! Jo! 1061 01:28:15,079 --> 01:28:16,956 Jo! 1062 01:28:22,962 --> 01:28:25,756 And fetch the stick that's thrown by God 1063 01:28:28,050 --> 01:28:29,760 No! 1064 01:28:41,063 --> 01:28:42,731 Gilly? 1065 01:28:43,399 --> 01:28:45,276 Jo! 1066 01:28:45,401 --> 01:28:47,486 Oh, my God. 1067 01:29:04,295 --> 01:29:06,463 Jo, I thought you killed yourself. 1068 01:29:06,547 --> 01:29:10,009 I was just givin' you the one-gun salute. 1069 01:29:10,092 --> 01:29:12,303 I can't believe you're alive! 1070 01:29:38,871 --> 01:29:43,834 Now, Valdine, don't be so sad. You're not losin' a daughter here. You're gainin' a son. 1071 01:29:43,959 --> 01:29:48,005 Blow it out your ass, Walter. 1072 01:29:48,130 --> 01:29:50,424 Hey, Gilly. Hey, Jo. 1073 01:29:50,508 --> 01:29:54,261 First of all, congratulations on your nuptials. 1074 01:29:54,345 --> 01:29:58,599 - I wanna wish you much happiness. - Thanks, Vic, but we got guests. 1075 01:29:58,682 --> 01:30:02,269 I know you got guests, but I got some good news. 1076 01:30:02,394 --> 01:30:06,524 I found your mother. Your real mother this time. 1077 01:30:06,607 --> 01:30:11,445 Free of charge. I got signatures, I got documents, DNA evidence. 1078 01:30:11,529 --> 01:30:14,281 - I don't know, Vic. - Listen to me, Gilly. 1079 01:30:14,365 --> 01:30:18,494 She flew all the way from California to meet you. 1080 01:30:26,168 --> 01:30:28,587 My baby! 1081 01:30:28,671 --> 01:30:31,215 My precious gift from God! 1082 01:30:35,845 --> 01:30:38,305 Suzanne Somers is my mother? 1083 01:30:41,267 --> 01:30:43,811 Gilly, didn't you used to...