1
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Oh! Eh, Eh, Eh, ah.

2
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Gosh, Arbie, you're the best
dry humper in school!

3
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Ah, thanks Wendy, that's what the guys
on the basketball team say.

4
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Wait!

5
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Who else have you been dry humping?

6
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Ah-

7
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Mmh. Mm. Ah!

8
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( HOWL )

9
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Are you sure it's safe to be out here,
all alone in the middle of the night?

10
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Absolutely! Heck,
no one's been out here

11
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since those horny teens
were found decapitated back in '84.

12
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Wendy relax! We're young,
wer- wer-we're drunk,

13
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wer-we're High school graduates!

14
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This is the most
romantic night of our lives!

15
00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,899
Why can't I-can't
Why-I?

16
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( SOBBING )

17
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Ooooh... Don't cry.
You'll figure it out.

18
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No, it's not the bra,

19
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it's-it's you're
ditching me for college.

20
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...And the bra a little!

21
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I'm not ditching you, Arbie.

22
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And I think you should
come with me,

23
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there's still time to apply!

24
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Wendy, my mom's a
retard and my dad's blind.

25
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I mean, how am I supposed
to take care of 'em,

26
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if I'm off somewhere
getting smart?

27
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Don't worry, Arbie.

28
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Even though I'll be surrounded by
spoiled trust fund kids

29
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who have guaranteed 6 figure jobs

30
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waiting for them at their
daddy's companies

31
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after they graduate,

32
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It'll never change me!
- Uh ha.

33
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I'll stay true to you.

34
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I promise!

35
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( HEAVY BREATHING )

36
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Uh, be gentle
this is my first time.

37
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Mmm!

38
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( RASPY HEAVY BREATHING )

39
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Aaa-Mmm.

40
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( MOANS AND SOUNDS OF UNION )

41
00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,801
Oh, Arbie!
The earth is moving for me!

42
00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,389
Oh!

43
00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,188
Oh, Arbie! Your hands are all
over me like an octopus!

44
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Oh Wendy, It's as if you're

45
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Arm-b-dexterous or something!

46
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Arbie! Take me!

47
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Ooo-Oh Wendy!
Oh-I never knew love

48
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could be so beautiful and pure!

49
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( GROWL )

50
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Aaah! Arbie!

51
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He has something in his hand!

52
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Holy shit an ax!

53
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No-

54
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the other hand.

55
00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,267
Gross!

56
00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,936
Wendy don't be such a prude, ya know,
think of it as a compliment!

57
00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,229
I'm going home.

58
00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,939
No, Wendy wait, Wendy!

59
00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,149
( POP )

60
00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,734
Ah. Mmm.

61
00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,112
What an incredible woman!

62
00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,947
You know,
thanks a lot dude!

63
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( INHALES DEEPLY )

64
00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:33,881
Augh!

65
00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,931
Arbie.

66
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Ooo! Ooo, Arbie!

67
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I want to fuck your fanny!
I want to fuck-

68
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Mmm?

69
00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,234
Ahh!

70
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Help, help me!

71
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Aaah!

72
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( THUD )
( SQUISH )

73
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В¶ ( GHOSTLY AMERIND DANCE MUSIC )

74
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( CLUCKING )

75
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( CROWING )

76
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( SCREAMING )

77
00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:09,142
Huh? Huh?

78
00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,604
You suck you corporate punk!

79
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Fuck you all!

80
00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:18,944
Hey! What happened
to the ancient

81
00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,154
Tromahawk tribe
sacred Indian burial ground

82
00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,322
that that used
to be here?

83
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They bulldozed it,

84
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and replaced it with another
one of those fast food restaurants.

85
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What do we want?

86
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For the evil devil-worshiping
maggot conglomerates

87
00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:37,421
to cease the destruction of our
beloved country

88
00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,257
and replacing our
purple mountain majesties

89
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with corporate cookie-cutter
retail spots!

90
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When do we want it?

91
00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,013
Now!

92
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Or at least within
the next 3 years,

93
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through ending the minority
class action share-holder lawsuits

94
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priority in Section 16b

95
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of the Securities and Exchange Act
of 1932;

96
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so our contingency plaintiff lawyers

97
00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,323
can get us multi-million
dollar settlements!

98
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Yeah!

99
00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,121
Hey, Brendan!

100
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Arbie, what's up?

101
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Oh, thanks!

102
00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,295
Ah dude, look at those girls
making-out in protest over there!

103
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Sweet! Where?
- Dude, she's hot!

104
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The blue one.
- Oh, I like the blue one.
- That's right.

105
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Aaah!
- What?
- Wendy?

106
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Arbie!

107
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Wendy what are you doing here?

108
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Protesting this disgusting abomination
of chicken genocide

109
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built on this ancient Tromaville

110
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sacred native American Indian

111
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burial ground.

112
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What are you doing?

113
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I'm a...
I'm doing the same thing!

114
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Ow!

115
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Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you!

116
00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,626
Oh Baby, I've missed you!

117
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What do you say we pick-up
right where we left off?

118
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I know this old pervert-free graveyard
in New England,

119
00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,090
And look!

120
00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,132
I brought our old butt plug!

121
00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,261
Ech! Listen, Arbie-

122
00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,014
This is the famous Arbie?

123
00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,811
Smell familiar?

124
00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:19,147
Um, yes, OK, I'm getting
hints of patchouli oil.

125
00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,359
She's my girl now!

126
00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,653
Wendy you said college
would never change you!

127
00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,322
Arbie, College is all about

128
00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,449
broadening your horizons
and experimentation.

129
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For instance:

130
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Would Jacob Marinsky

131
00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,620
have ever discovered
promethium, element 61,

132
00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,706
if it wasn't for
experimentation?

133
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Ah, Jacob Marinsky co-discovered
promethium, element 61,

134
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while doing defense-related activity

135
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in Oakridge, Tennessee.

136
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Not by becoming a lesbian
in college!

137
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You-you said you'd never change

138
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but-but here you are,
just bumpin' tacos!

139
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Ow! Ooo!

140
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That promise is broken,

141
00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,391
like your nose!

142
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And a lot more noses are going
to get flattened around here

143
00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:01,106
if this travesty isn't removed

144
00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,859
from my people's land immediately!

145
00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:07,529
Your people? I don't see any
Native Americans around here!

146
00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:10,657
All I see are a bunch
of white people in Tevas!

147
00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:11,825
Ooo?

148
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,035
In our flip-flops!

149
00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,162
Well, we've got a
Native American around here.

150
00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,165
Somebody find Chief What's-his-face!

151
00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:21,293
- The Chief! -Somebody find the Chief!
- Get the Chief! -Find him!

152
00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:24,838
Are you upset
about the restaurant?

153
00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,515
Wow, he's so noble!

154
00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,893
See. Doesn't seem
so upset to me, does he?

155
00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:40,521
Ah!

156
00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:41,980
Aaah!

157
00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,733
See he is upset!
- (ALL): Yeah!

158
00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,235
Come on!
I know your type!

159
00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,277
You're a fraud!

160
00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,696
You don't care about the Chief!

161
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,114
I'll show you...

162
00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,199
and you.

163
00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,160
And you!

164
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,370
What did I do?

165
00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,164
I do not know,
You just look like a dick.

166
00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,124
Move it fatty!
- Whoa!

167
00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:07,214
В¶ When I rolled out of bed today,

168
00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:10,926
В¶ Little did I know Wendy was gay,

169
00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:16,473
В¶ She dumped me for
some hippie HO-O-O-E.

170
00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:22,020
В¶ With hairy pits
and a studded nose,

171
00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:25,858
В¶ She eats a snatch
just like a pro,

172
00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:32,781
В¶ In a Jenna Jameson-like
dyke porno.

173
00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:37,452
В¶ A Femi-Nazi with no bra,

174
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,790
В¶ She will forbid
a mГ©nage Г  troi,

175
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,335
В¶ With some 2 inch man-meat

176
00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,921
В¶ Like moi.

177
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:52,926
В¶ That cunt-faced
double dildo thief,

178
00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:56,638
В¶ Don't know rubber cocks
can't make true queef,

179
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,850
В¶ I will show them

180
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,603
В¶ where's the beef!

181
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,734
В¶ You elitist assholes

182
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,736
В¶ Full of shit,

183
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:15,574
В¶ I think I'll do the opposite.

184
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,995
В¶ If Wendy and her broad
protest with this mob,

185
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:25,125
В¶ I think I'll go inside
and get myself
a job.

186
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:30,797
В¶ As Jesus said as he died,

187
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:35,093
В¶ Yo Bizatch!
Revenge is a dish

188
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,764
В¶ best served fried!

189
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:51,276
В¶ She will see
my cash increasing,

190
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:56,406
В¶ My pole she'll want
to be greasing,

191
00:10:56,907 --> 00:11:01,745
В¶ With these hairy balls I know
that she will never play,
- But I love you, Arbie.

192
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:06,959
В¶ 'But I love you Arbie'
she will say.
- But I love you Arbie!

193
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:11,964
В¶ Then I'll go:
'Well, sorry Hon, now, I'm gay. '
Ha Ha Hah!

194
00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:15,634
В¶ As the prophet Mohamed
said before he died,

195
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:19,847
В¶ Nigga, please, this is my shit!

196
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,640
В¶ Revenge

197
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:28,981
В¶ is a dish
best served fried!
Ha! Ha! Hah!

198
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,945
В¶ (AMERIND)

199
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,864
( THUNDER )

200
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:51,753
ВїQuГ© Г©stas pasando?

201
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,350
Eeew!

202
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,069
You the manager?

203
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,362
You know it!

204
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,655
Denny's the name

205
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,158
and fast food franchise
is my game!

206
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:24,328
Well, that and
Hungry Hungry Hippos.
( BOTH LAUGH )

207
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,371
Give me a job!

208
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,748
I am a
high school graduate

209
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,208
Just-just tryin' to make his way

210
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,667
in this topsy-turvy world.

211
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,711
My life, it-it sucks!

212
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,087
My parents are retards,

213
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,339
and my one true love

214
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,926
is a left-wing
lipstick lesbo liberal.

215
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,929
OK, you're hired!

216
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,348
Now, Arbie,
this here is our new cook.

217
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,099
This here is Hamas.

218
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,519
Daagh!

219
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,395
It's not Hamas!

220
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,022
It's Humus.

221
00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,774
like the dip, Humus!

222
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,443
I swear, sometimes
I get so angry,

223
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:59,029
I just want to explode!
( ALL SHRIEK )

224
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:01,490
Heh!

225
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,034
Metaphorically speaking of course!

226
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,954
Now, if you'll excuse me.

227
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,916
Ha! See where
affirmative action gets ya!

228
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,793
Now, I'll be
watching you...

229
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,294
Al Jazeera.

230
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,714
Watching you like CNN!

231
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,760
Now Paco Bell,
show Arbie here

232
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,388
how we make The General's
Secret 2 Herb Chicken.

233
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,520
( SPUTTERING IN PAIN )

234
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:36,650
( CONTINUES SPUTTERING )

235
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:40,529
Hey Denny,

236
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,239
is it normal
for chickens that have been

237
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,657
dead and frozen
for weeks

238
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,410
to scream
in excruciating pain
like that?

239
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,912
Ah, hell, Arbie,
that wasn't a scream,

240
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,873
that was
just um-ah, an air pocket

241
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,416
burstin' and um...

242
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,334
beggin' for help.
- Hm.

243
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:55,586
Anyway,

244
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,420
movin' on:

245
00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,048
This low-life hillbilly piece of
trailer trash shit here:

246
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,259
this is... Carl Junior!

247
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,845
Ha, Ha,
I know Arbie.

248
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,599
We was on the debatin'
team in high school together.

249
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,559
That's right!

250
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:13,770
You see, I was
anti-bestiality and
he was pro.

251
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:14,980
Eh heh hehh!

252
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,566
And look at you two now.

253
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,067
Yeah!

254
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,485
Mm, mm, mmmh!

255
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,241
Hey, what the hell
happened to the

256
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,535
100% USDA-grade
tolerable chicken

257
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,578
we thawed out for today?

258
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,497
And who put these mysterious,

259
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,166
vein covered,
pulsating eggs in this box?

260
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,126
( BUZZING )
Mmuh mmuh!

261
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,544
Well don't just
stand there Carl

262
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,796
get off your ass and go on
and get some more chicken!

263
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,842
And Paco, would you take
those mysterious, pulsating,
vein-covered eggs

264
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,136
and go and put them
with the breakfast foods.

265
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,430
Let's go people!
This place has got to work.

266
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,390
This is my Grandmama's
money we're talkin' about!

267
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,643
And if this place tanks,
well then, I'll be workin fast food

268
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,394
like all of you
jack-offs!

269
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,146
Well, what do I do?

270
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,231
You're the
counter girl.

271
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,649
Counter girl?

272
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,984
Just a little nickname
we have here at ACB.

273
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:01,985
Cool!

274
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,237
I'll go and get your skirt.

275
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,781
( SIGHS )

276
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,241
All right now,

277
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,535
heads up back there,
everybody.

278
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,829
We'll be opening up in five,

279
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,957
4, 3, 2

280
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,708
and 1!

281
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,462
We are
open for business!

282
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,301
( CRICKETS & WIND WHISTLING )

283
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,762
Don't you worry now!

284
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:30,889
This place will be flooded
with people comin'
by the car-load.

285
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,474
Any second now!

286
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,562
You fools!
- Ow!

287
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,857
You fools! You fools!
You fools!

288
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:41,191
This restaurant
was built on

289
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,776
on ancient
Tromahawk tribe

290
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,319
sacred Indian burial ground!

291
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,446
Get out
while you still can!
Get out!

292
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,575
Save yourselves! Save yourselves!

293
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,163
Um, I will have the
Sloppy JosГ© Value meal.

294
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,791
And please substitute the
cola with a Cluck-Work Orange.

295
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,876
Thank You.

296
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:00,586
( ELECTRONIC CLUCK AND BELL )

297
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:01,962
Hey!

298
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,964
Aren't you the guy
that lost all that weight

299
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,049
eating those fast food
hero sandwiches?

300
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,509
Jared, right?

301
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:11,263
Wow! You are
such an inspiration!

302
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,639
And you kept the weight off!

303
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:13,640
How did you do it?

304
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,767
It's all about
moderation my boy.

305
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,396
Now you get me that low-fat,
sausage flavored, chicken meal

306
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:22,107
with The General's
low-carb mashed potatoes!

307
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,692
And don't you
even think of skimpin'

308
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,444
on The General's
all soy gravy.

309
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,820
You got it Jared.

310
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,489
Guys, I need you
to 'pork a chicken'

311
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:32,326
<i>and don't hold back
on the protein gravy.</i>

312
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,996
ВЎEi! ВЎEi! ВЎCaliente!

313
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,039
Heads up, Humus!

314
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,374
Haah!

315
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,933
Gravy!

316
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,358
Potatoes and gravy!

317
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:10,489
Huh?

318
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,199
Hmm... hmm-

319
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,622
Wow, Jared!

320
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,835
( LOUDLY GULPING DOWN )
( BELCHES )

321
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,461
( FARTS )

322
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,215
Augh! Augh!
( FARTS )

323
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,425
Bathroom? ( FARTS )
Where? ( FARTS )

324
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,468
NOW!

325
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,391
Way to go Jared!

326
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,187
Aaah!

327
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,483
Mmmh.

328
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,235
Hmm ah!

329
00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:51,363
( DIARRHEA )

330
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,074
Good gravy!

331
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,077
<i>( GAS / DIARRHEA SOUNDS FROM BATHROOM )</i>

332
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:57,494
I'll have a-

333
00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,746
Are you working here,
just to upset me?

334
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,833
I mean, how could you leave me
for Sappho B. Anthony out there?

335
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,043
Do you hear this?

336
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:09,423
<i>(Jared in bathroom): Oh I can't stop shitting!
( SOUNDS FROM BATHROOM CONTINUE)</i>

337
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,342
That's the sound of my aching heart.

338
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,011
<i>Aaah!
( SPLASH )</i>

339
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,013
Today is not about us.

340
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,807
Just look at the
atrocities American Chicken Bunker

341
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,893
performs on the chickens
that you serve

342
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:21,935
to the ignorant masses!

343
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:26,106
<i>( BATHROOM SOUNDS )
It's like my ass is on fire! Aaah!
( BATHROOM SOUNDS )</i>

344
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,072
<i>( JARED ): Why can't I stop shitting?
( BATHROOM SOUNDS CONTINUE )</i>

345
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,244
<i>( JARED ): It's like I'm a geyser!</i>

346
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:42,039
<i>(JARED ): A shit geyser!
Aaaah!</i>

347
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:44,625
So I am sure,

348
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,710
that after hearing
all this information,

349
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,795
everyone here will realize
that it is wrong

350
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,464
to eat
any type of meat.

351
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,591
<i>( JARED FARTING ): Where the fuck
is the toilet paper?</i>

352
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:53,634
Wendy!

353
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:54,801
Be careful!

354
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,136
He's Dangerous!

355
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,555
He might try and
serve you some

356
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,974
fried artery-clogging flesh!

357
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,060
At least I'm man enough
to have a job

358
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,019
and support my family

359
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:05,437
at $ 3.50 an hour!

360
00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,898
( EXHALES )
I mean, what are you doing
besides trying

361
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:11,276
to bring down a
successful business man
like General Lee Roy?

362
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,861
By attacking the General,

363
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,404
you are
attacking America!

364
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,031
Yes!

365
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:17,115
My people!

366
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,367
America!

367
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,244
The only other place
in the world

368
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,329
besides France, Canada,

369
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,122
Czech Republic,
and Outer Mongolia

370
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,083
where a rank and file member

371
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,417
of the Georgia Chapter, KKK

372
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,170
can rise above
his humble up-bringing

373
00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,631
and become
President and CEO

374
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:36,510
of one of the world's most
largest and powerful corporations.

375
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:38,512
So tell me, Micki

376
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:42,683
What are you doing besides trying
to bring down America?

377
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,935
Yeah!
( CHEERING )

378
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:49,022
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

379
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:51,692
Aaugh!

380
00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:55,821
Baby Killer!
- Uff!

381
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,909
No, wait, wait, wait. No, wait!

382
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,745
There is a lot of bad blood
between us.

383
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,831
We should be making love,

384
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,082
not war.

385
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,294
( BOTH ): You're right

386
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,047
Oh, well,
you know it baby!

387
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:15,299
Now eat my meat,

388
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,383
you vegan whores!

389
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:44,077
Aaa!

390
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:14,816
Hi, Arbie!

391
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:17,569
Augh!

392
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:18,278
Arbie!

393
00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:19,279
Arbie!

394
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,364
Arbie!

395
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,365
Arbie!

396
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:22,449
Arbie!

397
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:23,450
Arbie!

398
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:24,535
Arbie!

399
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:25,536
Arbie!

400
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:26,203
Oh Wendy!

401
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:28,080
Oh Micki's on my radar!

402
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,791
here comes the heat-seeking
moisture missile!

403
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,334
Arbie! Arbie!

404
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:34,419
Arbie!

405
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,340
Huh?

406
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:41,051
( CRICKETS )

407
00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:42,427
Ah-

408
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,055
Ah-

409
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,099
I was, um-

410
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,475
I was just thinking
about the poor

411
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,686
chickens, that's all.

412
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:52,771
I'm sorry, Arbie, but

413
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,190
how could I ever love someone

414
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,817
who wants me to eat cock?

415
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,819
( CRIES )

416
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,115
( DIARRHEA )

417
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,660
Oh my poor ass! Oh!

418
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,374
What the hell was that?

419
00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:16,044
( GURGLING )

420
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,338
Oh, I have to shit

421
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:27,097
Oh my God!
What hell was that?

422
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,892
( STEPS AND CROWING )

423
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,227
Aaah!

424
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,316
There's somebody
in my stomach!

425
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,193
Get-get out of my belly!

426
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,946
Ah! Aaah!
Aaaah!-

427
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,077
I got to get off this toilet!
Aaaah!

428
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,789
( THUD )
( DIARRHEA )

429
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,751
( SCREAMS )

430
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:07,429
Ugh!

431
00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,599
Aaah!

432
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,399
В¶ ( ANGELIC CHOIR )

433
00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:21,485
( KNOCKING )

434
00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,153
Jared, are you all right?

435
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:24,321
<i>Oh, oh, oh-</i>

436
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,866
<i>- Oh my God!</i>

437
00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:31,495
I'm skinny!
I'm skinny!

438
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,914
Yip yip yahoo!
- Hey, Jared?

439
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,127
Hey, Denny!

440
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,380
(SCREAMING): Hey Denny!

441
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,298
What is it now
Arbie boy, is it-

442
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:46,802
Oh, shit!

443
00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:49,137
The guy, the guy who did this,
he's gone!

444
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:50,347
He just disappeared!

445
00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:52,266
Well would you
stick around to apologize

446
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:54,142
if you shit up a bathroom
this bad, Arbie?

447
00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:56,186
God Damned Honkies!

448
00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:58,730
They're always waitin' for the
Black Man to clean up their mess!

449
00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:01,275
You see, Arbie, the same shit
happened in Vietnam!

450
00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:03,485
The White Man thought
the Yellow Man was turnin' red,

451
00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:06,238
and so he sent the Black Man in
to clean up his mess, Arbie!

452
00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:14,746
Oh!

453
00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:17,040
Ooh!

454
00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:18,292
Well God Dammit, Arbie,

455
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,210
I ain't doin' this shit
this time!

456
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,253
Why not?

457
00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:22,296
Because you're doin' it!

458
00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:25,215
Now you take
this mother fuckin' mop

459
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:26,466
and get to it!

460
00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:41,815
В¶ All of these fried chicken wings
that I'm serving,

461
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:50,073
В¶ They make me yearn
for your breasts, legs and thighs.

462
00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:55,996
В¶ My hunger for you is unswerving,

463
00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:04,838
В¶ Without you, my heart
starves and dies.

464
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:14,264
В¶ All these protests
and speeches I'm making,

465
00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:22,898
В¶ To end chicken suffering
and slaughter.

466
00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:29,696
В¶ His only response
is that I'm faking,

467
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:32,699
В¶ That I'm gay,

468
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:37,371
В¶ Like Dick Cheney's daughter.

469
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:46,672
В¶ My meat in your buns
makes such special sauce.

470
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:52,427
В¶ Gay seems my way
to quote Robert Frost.

471
00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:57,432
В¶ Could be nostalgia
for all that is lost,

472
00:25:57,432 --> 00:26:01,061
В¶ Could it be that our love
is star crossed?

473
00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:02,104
В¶ Woaaah,

474
00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:07,442
В¶ I sure miss
getting my salad tossed.

475
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:13,490
В¶ You are my fries
and your shake makes me shiver,

476
00:26:14,408 --> 00:26:18,078
В¶ You're a happy meal
sent from above.

477
00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:22,541
В¶ Can this drive-thru
called life deliver,

478
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:26,503
В¶ a heavenly slow
fast food love?

479
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:32,759
В¶ Since that night
all I have is self-pleasure.

480
00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:41,643
В¶ Bumping uglies
real hard we did grind.

481
00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:49,443
В¶ With tissue and hand cream
I try to remember,

482
00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:52,613
В¶ How you stuck this thing,

483
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:57,367
В¶ How you stuck this thing
up my rear ender.

484
00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:01,580
<i>В¶ Whooh-oooh-oooh</i>

485
00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:09,046
В¶ With my partner in bed
I am yearning,

486
00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:15,552
В¶ To feel pleasure and passion
that's true.

487
00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:22,392
В¶ But only thoughts of you
kept me burning,

488
00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:23,977
В¶ Ah-

489
00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:30,859
В¶ Memories of your beef
make me stew.

490
00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:39,827
В¶ If hearts were like chickens,
yours I'd defrost,

491
00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:46,834
В¶ To reclaim true love
what is the cost?

492
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:50,671
В¶ Could be nostalgia
for all that is lost.

493
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:55,384
В¶ Could it be that our love
is star crossed?

494
00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:59,555
В¶ Whoa, I sure miss
getting my salad tossed.

495
00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:07,145
В¶ You are my fries and
your shake makes me shiver.

496
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:11,525
В¶ You're a happy meal
sent from above.

497
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:15,696
В¶ Can this drive-thru
called life deliver,

498
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:19,867
В¶ A heavenly slow
fast food love?

499
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,618
В¶...

500
00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:55,694
В¶ Could be nostalgia
for all that is lost.

501
00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:59,156
В¶ Could it be that our love
is star crossed?

502
00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:00,199
В¶ Woah!

503
00:29:00,491 --> 00:29:05,829
В¶ I sure miss getting
my salad tossed.

504
00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:12,794
В¶ You are my fries
and your shake makes me shiver,

505
00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:16,757
В¶ You're a happy meal
sent from above.

506
00:29:17,508 --> 00:29:20,511
В¶ Can this drive-thru
called life deliver

507
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:23,555
В¶ A heavenly slow

508
00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:25,807
В¶ Fast food love?

509
00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:28,018
В¶ A heavenly slow

510
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:33,649
В¶ Fast food love.

511
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,567
( 'AUDIENCE' CHEERS & APPLAUSE HEARD )

512
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:47,663
( AUTO HORN )

513
00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:50,666
( COCKS CROWING )

514
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,294
( RAPID HORN HONKING )

515
00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:07,015
( LAUGHING )

516
00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,642
General!

517
00:30:08,684 --> 00:30:11,478
It's a-a pleasure
to meet you sir.

518
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:15,065
I've been waitin' for
this moment for a long time now.
General, I'd like to say-

519
00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:16,608
Well, thank you,
thank you, Danny,

520
00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:18,277
I appreciate that.
Thank you.

521
00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:19,278
That's ah... Denny.

522
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:20,362
That's...
good for you!

523
00:30:20,654 --> 00:30:22,990
Good Mornin' Tromaville!

524
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,741
Y'all look lovely!

525
00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:25,784
Ha Ha Ha!

526
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:29,913
Hippies?
Protest signs?

527
00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:31,832
Open expression
of political thoughts!

528
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:35,127
Wha-

529
00:30:35,169 --> 00:30:36,712
We will never rest

530
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,797
while big business
tramples over

531
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:42,259
the rich history and culture
of the Native Americans.

532
00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:44,344
While simultaneously slaughtering...

533
00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:45,262
Countless...

534
00:30:45,304 --> 00:30:46,013
Innocent...

535
00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:46,763
Chickens!

536
00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:51,226
( SLURPING )

537
00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:53,854
Aaah!

538
00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:57,900
Now, ho ho!
Settle down there young man!

539
00:30:57,941 --> 00:30:59,443
Settle down now!

540
00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,653
The General has provided

541
00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,322
ample accommodations

542
00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:04,990
For your displaced,

543
00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,992
dead, Red Men.

544
00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:11,455
They have gone to a better place.

545
00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:14,416
( FLIES BUZZING )
Ugh!

546
00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:21,590
All I want to do is provide for
these poor, hungry, souls.

547
00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:22,341
Hit it!

548
00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:25,552
Ah one,
and ah two,
and ah three!

549
00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:28,347
В¶ Troubled angry faces,

550
00:31:28,347 --> 00:31:30,390
В¶ Confusion all about,

551
00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:32,851
В¶ Tell me all
of your concerns

552
00:31:32,893 --> 00:31:34,728
В¶ And I'll sort
your problems out.

553
00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:37,314
В¶ Well I use to be
quite slim you see,

554
00:31:37,356 --> 00:31:39,525
В¶ But thanks to the
fast food industry,

555
00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:40,442
В¶ I've gained some weight,

556
00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:41,777
В¶ I'm big and fat,

557
00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:43,987
В¶ What do you got
to say about that?

558
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,281
В¶ What do you got
to say about that?

559
00:31:46,323 --> 00:31:48,283
В¶ It's not our fault,
our food's nutritious,

560
00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:50,160
В¶ Somewhat fresh
and quite delicious,

561
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,954
В¶ Your big fat mouth
tells big fat lies,

562
00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:54,623
В¶ So plug it up with our
large fried thigh!

563
00:31:54,665 --> 00:31:57,251
В¶ Independent businesses
are hard to find,

564
00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:59,002
В¶ Corporate whores
you and your kind,

565
00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:01,463
В¶ Force them all
close up shop,

566
00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:03,632
В¶ What about all
the Moms and the Pops?

567
00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:05,843
В¶ What about all
the Moms and the Pops?

568
00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:08,011
В¶ Screw those
two-bit corner stores,

569
00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:10,055
В¶ We can offer so much more,

570
00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:11,682
В¶ Leave those relics
in the past,

571
00:32:11,723 --> 00:32:13,100
В¶ Do you want quality,

572
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,768
В¶ Or do you want it fast?

573
00:32:16,144 --> 00:32:17,688
В¶...

574
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,573
В¶ Mexicans with no green cards,

575
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,741
В¶ Zit faced teens
and poor retards,

576
00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,451
В¶ On unskilled labor
your business thrives.

577
00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:35,122
В¶ While these poor folks

578
00:32:35,164 --> 00:32:40,502
В¶ Barely survive.

579
00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:44,548
В¶ We pay them fair
for what they do,

580
00:32:44,590 --> 00:32:48,969
В¶ Who wants to hire them,
surely not you.

581
00:32:52,723 --> 00:32:58,353
В¶ I'm a saint
and I-I really care,

582
00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:03,984
В¶ I keep those schmucks
off welfare.

583
00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:08,405
В¶ Fast food is being advertised,

584
00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:12,034
В¶ On children's T.V. stations

585
00:33:12,034 --> 00:33:16,497
В¶ And being sold
in elementary schools

586
00:33:16,538 --> 00:33:21,210
В¶ To kids across the nation.

587
00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:23,462
В¶ Toddlers eat fatty foods

588
00:33:23,504 --> 00:33:26,381
В¶ And keep shitty toys
hocked by the star.

589
00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:30,677
В¶ Mind control the population,

590
00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:33,514
В¶ Corporate fiends
you've gone too far,

591
00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:40,270
В¶ Degenerate fucks,
you've gone too far!

592
00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:47,277
В¶ The kids learn arithmetic,

593
00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:50,197
В¶ By counting calories.

594
00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:53,116
В¶ And looking at our menus,

595
00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:55,994
В¶ Helps them learn to read.

596
00:33:56,078 --> 00:33:59,081
В¶ Little scientists can analyze

597
00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:02,084
В¶ The ingredients in our food.

598
00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:04,711
В¶ As long as they
don't tell Mom and Dad

599
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:06,797
В¶ And get our asses sued!

600
00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:09,675
Aaah!

601
00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:13,971
В¶ So my friends
don't fight temptation,

602
00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:17,182
В¶ Give yourselves
some taste sensation.

603
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:19,393
В¶Our Extreme Chicken Supreme is made

604
00:34:19,393 --> 00:34:21,478
В¶ With three
different kinds of cheeses!

605
00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:23,856
В¶ American Chicken Bunker!

606
00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:27,025
В¶ We are more popular
than Jesus!

607
00:34:27,109 --> 00:34:30,362
<i>(CROWD)
Our Father, who art in heaven...</i>

608
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,405
<i>Hallowed be thy name...</i>

609
00:34:32,948 --> 00:34:35,492
<i>(Announcer):
Well, Colonel Cluck has a better
ad campaign than Jesus.</i>

610
00:34:59,808 --> 00:35:01,185
Augh!

611
00:35:11,028 --> 00:35:11,862
This sucks!

612
00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:25,083
And now the most important part...

613
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:27,711
The 'Secret Zest Sauce!'

614
00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:30,547
Bhuh?
Huh?

615
00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:44,186
Ach! God! Gross!
I need a napkin.

616
00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:46,522
Is this what you're looking for?

617
00:35:46,855 --> 00:35:48,232
( SCREAMS )

618
00:35:52,110 --> 00:35:57,866
Oh my God!
A giant old chicken!
Please don't eat me! Oh, my God!

619
00:35:58,033 --> 00:35:59,493
No, no, no.
Take it easy!

620
00:36:01,829 --> 00:36:04,498
Relax son.
Relax.

621
00:36:04,748 --> 00:36:07,000
Yeah, I guess a giant evil chicken
is a bit far-fetched.

622
00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:08,544
I- I'm Arbie.

623
00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:10,546
I haven't met you yet,
this is my first day here.

624
00:36:10,587 --> 00:36:11,588
When did you start?

625
00:36:11,922 --> 00:36:13,465
I've always been here.

626
00:36:13,507 --> 00:36:16,093
They said you can
take smoke breaks
every 2 hours.

627
00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:17,678
You look young.

628
00:36:17,678 --> 00:36:19,137
I was young once.

629
00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:23,600
Full of hopes and dreams, until...

630
00:36:23,642 --> 00:36:24,184
until...

631
00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:26,436
HEY!
Who's tellin' this story schmuck?

632
00:36:27,479 --> 00:36:28,814
I was going to go to college,

633
00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:29,857
get a degree.

634
00:36:30,899 --> 00:36:33,193
But Mom,
Mom was a retard

635
00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:34,945
and Dad got blind and

636
00:36:34,945 --> 00:36:36,613
had to support 'em.

637
00:36:36,655 --> 00:36:38,157
So I took this shitty job

638
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:40,492
at American Chicken Bunker and

639
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:41,869
been here ever since.

640
00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:44,371
But I don't mind.

641
00:36:45,414 --> 00:36:48,208
Another 13 years
and I'll have enough money

642
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:51,044
to be reunited
with my best girl at college.

643
00:36:51,753 --> 00:36:53,297
Wendy.

644
00:36:53,338 --> 00:36:54,798
I had a girlfriend
named Wendy!

645
00:36:55,841 --> 00:36:58,552
But... now she's a lesbian.

646
00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:00,095
Aren't they all?

647
00:37:02,598 --> 00:37:05,267
Oh man, this thong
is chaffin' my balls.

648
00:37:05,309 --> 00:37:07,519
God Damn my crank,
I can't get it out of my-

649
00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:09,354
( Thunder )
Oh shit, ah, ah!

650
00:37:10,647 --> 00:37:11,565
That's strange!

651
00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:13,817
The weather man
didn't say anything about

652
00:37:13,859 --> 00:37:15,861
thunderstorms in
windowless basements.

653
00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:17,946
( CRACK OF THUNDER )

654
00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:22,409
You see Humus,

655
00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:25,704
I am doing this because
I am a freedom fighter.
( SHE GASPS )

656
00:37:25,871 --> 00:37:29,917
I am Che Guevara, Martin Sheen,
and Janeane Garofalo

657
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,710
rolled into one fabulous burrito

658
00:37:31,752 --> 00:37:33,670
of political activism.

659
00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:35,923
By masturbating
in this food

660
00:37:35,964 --> 00:37:37,424
I am waking up the world!

661
00:37:37,758 --> 00:37:39,760
ВЎViva la revoluciГіn!

662
00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:41,595
Oh Yeah!

663
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,223
La revoluciГіn is cuming!

664
00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:45,265
Oooh!

665
00:37:45,682 --> 00:37:49,102
Ricky Martin,
let me cum in your eye!

666
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:50,604
Ah! Ah!
( SQUIRT )

667
00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:56,026
( CLUCKING )
Humus, I respect your rights

668
00:37:56,026 --> 00:37:56,902
to pray and practice

669
00:37:56,944 --> 00:37:58,695
of a legend
different from my own,

670
00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:01,532
but that strange
clucking sound is very distracting!

671
00:38:02,157 --> 00:38:03,826
Can you at least pray
facing that way.

672
00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:07,788
After all,
isn't Mecca over there?

673
00:38:07,788 --> 00:38:09,206
'Ghumm?'

674
00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:17,381
( HUMUS GASPS )

675
00:38:19,174 --> 00:38:20,551
Aaah!

676
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:23,303
( PACO SCREAMS )

677
00:38:26,765 --> 00:38:28,058
( SCREAMING CONTINUES )

678
00:38:30,477 --> 00:38:32,020
( SCREAMING ENDS )
( MACHINE CONTINUES )

679
00:38:33,689 --> 00:38:34,940
( SCREAMING BEGINS AGAIN )

680
00:38:57,004 --> 00:38:58,589
Motha' Fucker!

681
00:38:58,589 --> 00:38:59,923
Oh, Shiite!

682
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:02,676
Well Allah be a
monk's uncle!

683
00:39:02,718 --> 00:39:05,470
The burka bimbo's
a murderer!

684
00:39:05,554 --> 00:39:06,680
It wasn't me!

685
00:39:06,722 --> 00:39:08,182
It was the chicken!

686
00:39:08,223 --> 00:39:09,600
Just like you people.

687
00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:11,977
If it's not the Jews
or-or the Americans,

688
00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:14,313
Well then,
it must be the chickens, huh?

689
00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:14,938
HUH!

690
00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:16,148
Hey man,
Did you hear that

691
00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:18,400
screaming and grinding
homosexual Mexican

692
00:39:18,442 --> 00:39:19,943
dying a terrible death
sound?

693
00:39:21,111 --> 00:39:22,988
Look kid, don't waste your
whole life here like I did!

694
00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,865
You've gotta get out!
Do something!
Do something!

695
00:39:24,865 --> 00:39:26,408
All right... OK... Relax!

696
00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:28,494
Now this is just
a temporary situation,

697
00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:29,953
I got it all mapped out!

698
00:39:30,162 --> 00:39:30,913
Sure you do.

699
00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:33,624
Nigger, please.

700
00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:35,751
В¶ Come gather round Arbie,

701
00:39:35,792 --> 00:39:38,128
В¶ Now haven't you heard,

702
00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:40,339
В¶ A career in fast food

703
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,299
В¶ Is like polishing turds.

704
00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:44,134
В¶ It may shine like a diamond,

705
00:39:44,176 --> 00:39:46,345
В¶ or sparkle a bit.

706
00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,472
В¶ But a turd is a turd,

707
00:39:48,514 --> 00:39:52,809
В¶ It's still just a shit!

708
00:39:52,893 --> 00:39:56,939
В¶ I hear what you're saying,
You crazy old man,

709
00:39:56,980 --> 00:40:00,943
В¶ But riches and bitches
are part of my plan.

710
00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:05,113
В¶ A career in fast food,
although at first seems untrendy,

711
00:40:05,155 --> 00:40:10,244
В¶ Might win me the heart
of my dear Wendy.

712
00:40:11,787 --> 00:40:15,958
В¶ Just look at me
how pathetic I stand,

713
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:20,212
В¶ Alone in this land.

714
00:40:20,254 --> 00:40:25,342
В¶ No chance for romance,
just my dick in my hand.

715
00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:30,764
В¶ No chance for romancement,
boy why can't you see?

716
00:40:30,806 --> 00:40:35,102
В¶ Just minimum wage
through rotisserie,

717
00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:38,897
В¶ So smarten up dumbass
before it's too late,

718
00:40:38,939 --> 00:40:41,525
В¶ Earn your B.F.A. or you're

719
00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:41,733
F

720
00:40:41,817 --> 00:40:42,192
U

721
00:40:42,234 --> 00:40:42,901
C

722
00:40:42,943 --> 00:40:43,610
K- ed

723
00:40:45,154 --> 00:40:49,324
В¶ A Bachelors of Fine Arts is for
rich snobby queers,

724
00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:53,453
В¶ For me it's just debt for
another 4 years,

725
00:40:53,495 --> 00:40:58,041
В¶ Nope, I'm soaring on wings
fried golden brown,

726
00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:02,588
В¶ On these flightless birds
right out of this town.

727
00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:08,552
В¶ So listen old man,
why can't you see

728
00:41:09,136 --> 00:41:13,515
В¶ Hydrogenated trans fat,
MSG,

729
00:41:13,557 --> 00:41:16,810
В¶ Plus phosphoric acid means
gravy for me.

730
00:41:16,852 --> 00:41:20,063
В¶ Once I was young
my strings were all strung,

731
00:41:20,105 --> 00:41:24,902
В¶ but dreams and ambitions
have all turned to dung,

732
00:41:24,943 --> 00:41:29,072
В¶ I chose to fry
now how dumb was I,

733
00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:31,992
В¶ All that's left for me

734
00:41:32,034 --> 00:41:35,954
В¶ Now is to die!

735
00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:41,084
В¶ Yeah well, that's not for me,
I got a 'Plan B!'

736
00:41:41,084 --> 00:41:45,130
В¶ I know it's legit,
it's get on TV,

737
00:41:45,172 --> 00:41:48,884
В¶ I'll be all that I can be,

738
00:41:48,884 --> 00:41:50,469
В¶ In the army!

739
00:41:50,886 --> 00:41:52,763
В¶ In the army!

740
00:41:52,763 --> 00:41:55,307
В¶ Ah, ah, oh!

741
00:41:57,017 --> 00:42:00,562
В¶ Eh, you young punks,
you got brains of bricks

742
00:42:01,396 --> 00:42:03,106
В¶ You only think with
your dicks.

743
00:42:03,106 --> 00:42:05,275
В¶ Yeah, well you old farts
are depressing.

744
00:42:05,317 --> 00:42:07,569
В¶ Now where's that
ranch dressing?

745
00:42:07,986 --> 00:42:09,071
Well, see ya
around old guy,

746
00:42:09,112 --> 00:42:11,532
who seems to
know a lot about me
for no apparent reason.

747
00:42:11,615 --> 00:42:12,783
Oh, and by the way,

748
00:42:13,075 --> 00:42:14,952
you got served!

749
00:42:15,369 --> 00:42:16,411
Now Dopey!

750
00:42:16,954 --> 00:42:17,579
Denny!

751
00:42:17,663 --> 00:42:19,039
I believe the ninja.

752
00:42:19,873 --> 00:42:22,584
Paco probably slipped
on that unassuming
chicken carcass

753
00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:25,712
that is inexplicably
attached to the grinder's
on/off switch.

754
00:42:26,129 --> 00:42:27,464
So get back to work
everybody,

755
00:42:27,506 --> 00:42:28,799
we got
a franchise to run!

756
00:42:28,841 --> 00:42:29,883
Look, sir,
you can't be serious.

757
00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:31,760
A man just died in there!

758
00:42:31,969 --> 00:42:33,971
Shut your pie-hole,
Dinky!

759
00:42:34,471 --> 00:42:37,099
Take this camel jockey out back
and hose her down!

760
00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:39,476
When you're clean,
come back in here

761
00:42:39,518 --> 00:42:41,144
gather up all this meat

762
00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:44,064
and let's slap
together three racks
of Sloppy Pacos!

763
00:42:44,481 --> 00:42:47,192
Oh, Uh, I mean
Sloppy JosГ©s.
( LAUGHS )

764
00:42:47,568 --> 00:42:49,486
Hey, hey!
Where's Paco?

765
00:42:52,948 --> 00:42:54,324
Uh-

766
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:57,286
Well I, ah-

767
00:42:57,327 --> 00:43:00,914
Well, I gave him
the afternoon off. -Yeah.
- ( LAUGHS ) That's what I did.

768
00:43:01,957 --> 00:43:03,250
Huh.

769
00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:10,132
Bbbh!

770
00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:12,801
( LAUGHS )

771
00:43:12,885 --> 00:43:14,678
Huh.
Ah.

772
00:43:16,054 --> 00:43:17,431
Auu!

773
00:43:21,310 --> 00:43:22,603
Okay!

774
00:43:22,644 --> 00:43:24,229
And counter girl!

775
00:43:24,646 --> 00:43:27,107
Never, ever,
leave your register!

776
00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:29,735
Who knows what
that mob of customers could
be doing right now!

777
00:43:30,861 --> 00:43:33,071
В¶ (UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC )

778
00:43:37,159 --> 00:43:39,536
Now, Dewey-
- That's Denny!

779
00:43:39,536 --> 00:43:40,996
Like the country!

780
00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:43,123
Ah-ew!

781
00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:45,167
Whatever!
We're stayin' open!

782
00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:46,877
Well, listen sir, I don't-
- Now, now, now!

783
00:43:46,877 --> 00:43:47,878
Yeah I know,
I know, I know

784
00:43:48,545 --> 00:43:51,673
Sure, sure, Paco had
a horrible accident
and died.

785
00:43:51,673 --> 00:43:52,716
But don't you worry,

786
00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:57,262
American Chicken Bunker
will pay him for the full day.
( LAUGHS)

787
00:43:57,930 --> 00:44:00,098
And for God's sakes, keep
your yap shut!

788
00:44:01,141 --> 00:44:03,227
All I need is for
those Hippies out there
to find out

789
00:44:03,268 --> 00:44:05,812
somebody died
here on opening day.

790
00:44:06,772 --> 00:44:07,731
Even if it was just a

791
00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:08,649
filthy,

792
00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:09,608
illiterate,

793
00:44:09,691 --> 00:44:11,360
Homo-Mexican.

794
00:44:12,945 --> 00:44:14,571
В¶ ( DRAMATIC

795
00:44:17,199 --> 00:44:19,284
My grandmamma
is goin' to be so mad!

796
00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:21,703
Shit!

797
00:44:22,621 --> 00:44:23,997
I'm leavin'.
Shit!

798
00:44:28,377 --> 00:44:30,045
That chicken!

799
00:44:30,045 --> 00:44:32,840
The chicken has declared
jihad on us all!

800
00:44:34,716 --> 00:44:36,385
Hm! That reminds me,

801
00:44:37,135 --> 00:44:38,470
I need to get a tampon.

802
00:44:40,389 --> 00:44:41,890
В¶ ( BANJO )

803
00:44:44,935 --> 00:44:46,395
Yeah!

804
00:44:47,354 --> 00:44:50,149
That's one 'baaad' chicken!

805
00:44:50,607 --> 00:44:52,484
Heh, heh, heh,
heh-

806
00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:55,779
Hey Father O'Houlihan,
back for seconds?

807
00:44:55,904 --> 00:44:57,656
Arbie, I don't mean
to complain,

808
00:44:57,656 --> 00:45:00,075
but there's a severed penis
in me Sloppy JosГ©.

809
00:45:00,534 --> 00:45:03,537
- Oh. -Oh. -Come on!
- You don't see that every day.

810
00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:04,788
That's weird.

811
00:45:04,872 --> 00:45:06,331
Well,
I'll tell you what:

812
00:45:06,331 --> 00:45:09,960
You sir, are entitled
to one free Sloppy JosГ©
on the house.

813
00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:11,336
I'll go get it for you.

814
00:45:16,758 --> 00:45:20,095
В¶ You're a happy meal
sent from above,

815
00:45:21,346 --> 00:45:24,266
В¶ In this drive-thru
called life deliver

816
00:45:25,517 --> 00:45:28,729
В¶ A heavenly slow
fast food love.

817
00:45:33,734 --> 00:45:37,488
Arbie!
How dare you let
that priest nibble on my cock!

818
00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:38,989
What are you
the Catholic Church?

819
00:45:39,072 --> 00:45:40,574
Holy Shit! Is that you, Paco?

820
00:45:40,616 --> 00:45:42,075
Well I ain't chopped liver!

821
00:45:42,117 --> 00:45:45,037
Now scoop me off of this bun
and give me a proper burial.

822
00:45:45,078 --> 00:45:46,121
Trust me Homes,

823
00:45:46,163 --> 00:45:48,040
you got enough pissed off spirits

824
00:45:48,165 --> 00:45:51,460
lookin' to take a bite out of
your tight, tasty ass.

825
00:45:52,419 --> 00:45:54,630
What are you talking about?
- Look, Now that I'm dead,

826
00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:56,590
I've decided to stop living a lie.

827
00:45:57,132 --> 00:45:58,425
I'm gay, Arbie.

828
00:45:58,467 --> 00:46:01,512
Queer as a well-known
Scientologist Hollywood actor.

829
00:46:01,929 --> 00:46:04,431
Now there is some bad shit
heading your way, Honey.

830
00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:05,641
Oh my God, what?

831
00:46:05,682 --> 00:46:08,352
By building a ACB on sacred ground,

832
00:46:08,393 --> 00:46:11,939
The General united two
of the most disenfranchised
races on the planet.

833
00:46:12,981 --> 00:46:14,983
Displaced Native Americans

834
00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:18,237
and the billions of chickens
sent to the concentration coops.

835
00:46:18,529 --> 00:46:19,947
There hasn't been such
a lethal combination

836
00:46:19,988 --> 00:46:21,198
of chicken and Indians,

837
00:46:21,198 --> 00:46:24,243
since Tandoori was introduced
to the American people.

838
00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:25,494
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!

839
00:46:25,619 --> 00:46:27,204
Hold it!
( SQUISH )

840
00:46:27,371 --> 00:46:30,290
Now, what Hollywood
Scientologist actor is gay?

841
00:46:30,332 --> 00:46:31,750
Pay attention stupid!

842
00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:34,878
If you fail, the virus will spread.

843
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,381
And those of you
who aren't infected,

844
00:46:37,422 --> 00:46:38,298
will be relocated to

845
00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:40,717
free range, white meat
reservation coops.

846
00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:42,553
( ARBIE LAUGHS )

847
00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:44,680
Yeah right, that's good evil spirits!

848
00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:48,851
I'll believe in the supernatural
when I see it, Talking Sandwich!

849
00:46:48,892 --> 00:46:50,185
Now, if you'll excuse me,

850
00:46:50,227 --> 00:46:53,146
I have to serve the priest a
penis-free Sloppy JosГ©!

851
00:46:53,647 --> 00:46:55,315
You really are stupid!

852
00:46:55,357 --> 00:46:56,984
Just listen.

853
00:46:57,526 --> 00:46:58,944
To stop them,

854
00:46:58,986 --> 00:47:01,155
you must find
their one true weakness.

855
00:47:01,405 --> 00:47:03,240
Which we all know is-
( COMMOTION )

856
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:08,162
I'll tell you what those
muckraking anti-fast food
documentaries see:

857
00:47:08,579 --> 00:47:09,913
Our food here at ACB

858
00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:13,250
is healthy
and served fresh daily!
( LAUGHS )

859
00:47:15,335 --> 00:47:17,254
I, um, hope you enjoy
our new, ah,

860
00:47:17,254 --> 00:47:19,298
'My Lai Massacre' wallpaper.

861
00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:21,675
I just had it installed today.
( LAUGHS )

862
00:47:22,342 --> 00:47:23,510
Oh,
oh look!

863
00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,262
It's one of our beautiful 'counter girls'

864
00:47:25,262 --> 00:47:28,265
preparing one our famous Sloppy JosГ©s.

865
00:47:28,307 --> 00:47:30,392
Why don't you come on over here
and have one, huh?
Come on!

866
00:47:30,434 --> 00:47:34,771
No. No. No!
I don't think you want to serve
that Sloppy JosГ©, General!

867
00:47:35,814 --> 00:47:38,609
( LAUGHING )
Pay no mind to this
'Sassy Lassie. '

868
00:47:39,151 --> 00:47:41,320
Our Sloppy JosГ©s are delicious.

869
00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:43,530
I eat at least one every day.

870
00:47:44,656 --> 00:47:45,616
Give me that!

871
00:47:47,326 --> 00:47:49,578
Ah, mmm hmmm hmmm!

872
00:47:50,162 --> 00:47:51,538
( THUNDER )

873
00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:57,920
- and that's when I realized that
droppin' out of Harvard Law School

874
00:47:58,128 --> 00:48:00,422
to join the
American Chicken Bunker team

875
00:48:00,631 --> 00:48:03,050
was the right career
decision for me.

876
00:48:03,967 --> 00:48:06,678
To be with the
ones I truly love:

877
00:48:06,803 --> 00:48:11,058
dead, partially thawed,
uncooked chicken carcasses.

878
00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:14,186
Why are you so tense, Baby?

879
00:48:16,271 --> 00:48:17,689
Why don't you have
a little drink?

880
00:48:17,815 --> 00:48:19,525
It'll loosen ya' up!

881
00:48:24,905 --> 00:48:27,115
Oh! Oh! I'm sorry, Baby!
I'm sorry.

882
00:48:27,157 --> 00:48:28,492
Daddy didn't mean to hurt you.

883
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,078
What's that?

884
00:48:31,578 --> 00:48:33,163
You want me to kiss you?

885
00:48:33,914 --> 00:48:35,791
Well, all right!

886
00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:40,754
Mmm!
Ah!

887
00:48:44,633 --> 00:48:45,676
Oh yeah!
Yeah!

888
00:48:54,434 --> 00:48:56,645
No, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait!

889
00:48:58,730 --> 00:49:00,399
Are you sure
you want to do this?

890
00:49:01,024 --> 00:49:05,279
I mean, we're still going to have to
work together afterwards
and all and

891
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,990
I don't want things to be weird.

892
00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:10,784
Well,

893
00:49:11,118 --> 00:49:13,829
...all right.
But I do insist on safety.

894
00:49:21,587 --> 00:49:22,880
Ohhh!

895
00:49:25,716 --> 00:49:27,009
Yeah!

896
00:49:27,801 --> 00:49:31,430
That is some
Grade 'A' white meat!

897
00:49:32,347 --> 00:49:33,599
Whh!

898
00:49:33,974 --> 00:49:36,768
Oh don't worry
Carl Junior ain't adverse to

899
00:49:36,810 --> 00:49:38,854
takin' the back door.

900
00:49:39,897 --> 00:49:41,398
( SQUISH )
Oh!

901
00:49:42,691 --> 00:49:43,734
( SQUISH )
Ooo!

902
00:49:44,401 --> 00:49:46,069
( CLUCKING )

903
00:49:46,069 --> 00:49:47,529
Oh you want to talk dirty!

904
00:49:48,363 --> 00:49:51,116
Oh, I ain't adverse to hearing
what's on your dirty,

905
00:49:51,116 --> 00:49:54,077
filthy little slut
chicken mind!

906
00:49:54,578 --> 00:49:55,621
Yeah!

907
00:49:56,163 --> 00:49:58,707
( CHOMP ) Ow!
( CLUCK ) Oh!

908
00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:01,168
Easy, easy with the teeth!

909
00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:03,504
Easy with the teeth!

910
00:50:03,795 --> 00:50:05,339
I was goin' to pull out!
( CLUCKING )

911
00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:08,258
It just felt so good!

912
00:50:08,926 --> 00:50:10,302
Aaah!

913
00:50:11,053 --> 00:50:13,138
( CLUCKING )
( SCREAMING )
( SQUIRTING )

914
00:50:16,225 --> 00:50:17,643
Oooo!

915
00:50:20,979 --> 00:50:22,022
( SCREAMS )

916
00:50:29,196 --> 00:50:30,572
( SCREAMING )
( PUNCHING )

917
00:50:33,826 --> 00:50:35,786
I'm exhausted!

918
00:50:35,786 --> 00:50:38,622
But the place sparkles again.

919
00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:43,794
Aaaa!
( HUMUS GASPS )

920
00:50:46,547 --> 00:50:47,589
( SCREAMING )
( SPRAYING )

921
00:50:56,807 --> 00:50:58,183
( SCREAMS CONTINUE )

922
00:50:59,476 --> 00:51:01,979
Help Me!
Oh God!

923
00:51:02,479 --> 00:51:04,565
Get it off!

924
00:51:04,898 --> 00:51:06,692
My dick!

925
00:51:07,192 --> 00:51:08,569
Aaah!

926
00:51:08,986 --> 00:51:10,946
My dick!

927
00:51:11,446 --> 00:51:12,781
Aaah!

928
00:51:19,746 --> 00:51:21,290
What do I do...
what do I do?

929
00:51:21,373 --> 00:51:22,624
( COW BELL )

930
00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:24,209
Ah Uuu!

931
00:51:25,377 --> 00:51:26,879
Ay-Yahh!

932
00:51:30,007 --> 00:51:31,383
( HORSE NEIGHS )

933
00:51:33,302 --> 00:51:34,845
( SREAMING CONTINUES )

934
00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:38,348
( SCREAMING STOPS )
( BOWELS RELEASE )

935
00:51:38,974 --> 00:51:42,644
Fucker, faggot, you die!
Eeeh!

936
00:51:53,614 --> 00:51:56,825
The Shish Kebab Psycho's
done it again!

937
00:51:56,867 --> 00:51:59,870
My franchise! My Grandmamma Rose's savings.

938
00:51:59,912 --> 00:52:02,831
I knew we should have
invested in Google!

939
00:52:02,873 --> 00:52:05,709
No, no, I was
just trying to help him!

940
00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:07,586
By fucking him
to death with a mop?
- Huuh?

941
00:52:07,628 --> 00:52:10,297
Now if this was that
faggot-ass Paco Bell,

942
00:52:10,422 --> 00:52:12,633
then maybe I'll buy it, Hamas,
maybe I would buy it!

943
00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:16,470
B- B-B-BUT Carl Junior!

944
00:52:17,638 --> 00:52:20,682
You know, you just made me
blow my only chance

945
00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:23,352
at earning enough money
to one day own my own franchise.

946
00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:27,940
Denny's.

947
00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:31,485
Shit!

948
00:52:32,861 --> 00:52:34,947
You know I ought
to fire your ass!

949
00:52:34,988 --> 00:52:36,782
You 9/11,
World Trade Center crashin',

950
00:52:36,824 --> 00:52:38,575
turban wearin',
mother-
- Guys!

951
00:52:38,575 --> 00:52:40,619
Guys! Guys!

952
00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:42,913
This is not a terrorist thing.

953
00:52:42,955 --> 00:52:45,165
And this not a sodomy thing.

954
00:52:45,874 --> 00:52:48,544
This is an angry chicken
Indian spirit thing!

955
00:52:48,585 --> 00:52:51,255
What?
- And If we don't
find out a way to stop them,

956
00:52:51,296 --> 00:52:53,924
we're all going to have
mops shoved up our butts!

957
00:52:59,721 --> 00:53:02,015
We all take it in the dumper
some time, boy.

958
00:53:02,766 --> 00:53:06,019
But only the strong shall keep
American Chicken Bunker runnin'

959
00:53:06,061 --> 00:53:08,272
while the weak
scurry away,

960
00:53:08,313 --> 00:53:10,691
clenchin' their
mud flaps closed.

961
00:53:11,316 --> 00:53:13,318
( GURGLING )
Carl Junior?

962
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,279
Holy liability he's alive!

963
00:53:15,445 --> 00:53:17,865
Eh-eh, get back
to work everybody, he's fine!

964
00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:19,658
Carl Junior, are
you all right?

965
00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:23,495
Would you look at the size
of my 'Wood-Pecker!'

966
00:53:23,495 --> 00:53:25,038
Heh, heh, heh!

967
00:53:25,414 --> 00:53:29,418
Don't worry buddy,
we're going to get you
to a hospital and fix you up real good.

968
00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:33,422
Humus, see if
you can find his rectum.
I think it's over by the grill somewhere.

969
00:53:33,463 --> 00:53:34,798
It's over there.

970
00:53:36,133 --> 00:53:38,635
You're not takin' him anywhere!

971
00:53:38,969 --> 00:53:39,887
Humus!
- Ehh!

972
00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,388
Drop that rectum.

973
00:53:42,014 --> 00:53:43,724
But Sir, he'll die!

974
00:53:43,724 --> 00:53:46,476
Plus, if Wendy sees
me carrying him out,
she might think I'm nice.

975
00:53:47,895 --> 00:53:51,148
You think I'm going
let you take a man

976
00:53:51,190 --> 00:53:54,359
with a mop
shoved up his brown eye

977
00:53:54,401 --> 00:53:57,029
out in front of those
hippies and TV cameras out there?

978
00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:58,697
Ha, I'd be ruined boy!

979
00:53:58,989 --> 00:54:01,200
This-this is a man's life
we're talkin' about!

980
00:54:01,742 --> 00:54:05,370
A caring, loving member
of this extended family

981
00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:07,664
that we call humanity.

982
00:54:08,165 --> 00:54:11,251
If you do take me to a doctor,

983
00:54:11,293 --> 00:54:14,129
make sure he
ain't no 'Jew Bastard. '

984
00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:18,300
Well, maybe not so much with
the caring and the loving.

985
00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:20,135
Ah, Dicky!
Humus!

986
00:54:20,135 --> 00:54:21,929
Grab these chicken buckets
and follow me!

987
00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:26,725
Hardy! Red Lob!
you heard what the man said,
grab a bucket!

988
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,149
Here Carl Junior,
have some of your whiskey.

989
00:54:34,817 --> 00:54:36,235
( GLUB, GLUB, GLUB )

990
00:54:38,612 --> 00:54:40,739
Achhh-
Oh!-

991
00:54:43,784 --> 00:54:45,410
That's odd!

992
00:54:45,786 --> 00:54:47,204
( SNIFF, SNIFF, SNIFF )

993
00:54:47,496 --> 00:54:48,539
Hmh!

994
00:54:49,706 --> 00:54:53,210
General, I reckon I don't know
what's goin' on round yonder, Sir.

995
00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:55,295
( LAUGHS )
Well, just follow my lead son.

996
00:54:55,546 --> 00:54:59,758
Like Harriet Tubman said,
'Let them eat fried chicken!'
(LAUGHS )

997
00:55:00,217 --> 00:55:03,971
Hold it down everybody,
now, hold it down!

998
00:55:04,012 --> 00:55:06,640
Now, y'all been
out here for hours,

999
00:55:07,266 --> 00:55:10,185
and I'd be angry too,
if I hadn't eaten yet either.

1000
00:55:10,227 --> 00:55:13,147
That's why I want to make
this here peace offerin'

1001
00:55:13,564 --> 00:55:15,858
with free pieces of chicken!

1002
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,901
( CROWD JEERING )

1003
00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:26,160
If you think free chicken
will win us over,

1004
00:55:26,201 --> 00:55:28,787
you are completely mad!

1005
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,250
( ALL ): Huh?

1006
00:55:33,876 --> 00:55:35,335
- Huh? -Huh?
- Huh?

1007
00:55:37,462 --> 00:55:41,175
You are mad!

1008
00:55:41,216 --> 00:55:45,262
Mad to give away chicken this good!

1009
00:55:45,304 --> 00:55:47,890
It's delicious!

1010
00:55:49,641 --> 00:55:51,185
( CHEERING )

1011
00:55:53,937 --> 00:55:58,275
What about the Indians?
The chickens? The protesting?

1012
00:55:58,275 --> 00:56:02,571
Wendy, sweet Wendy,
this... is bigger... than all of us!

1013
00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:08,410
This chicken is
the American dream!

1014
00:56:09,786 --> 00:56:14,791
I can hear America singing!

1015
00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:16,960
( CHEERING )

1016
00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:18,795
What?

1017
00:56:18,837 --> 00:56:21,131
Oh, it's just like
my ole' Grand pappy
used to say:

1018
00:56:21,131 --> 00:56:22,466
Hey Junior!

1019
00:56:22,508 --> 00:56:24,593
Get over here with
them matches!

1020
00:56:24,885 --> 00:56:27,387
"This cross ain't goin'
to burn itself!"

1021
00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:28,680
( ALL ): Huh?

1022
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,224
What?

1023
00:56:31,558 --> 00:56:35,437
Uh, I mean, ah, ah,
"This chicken ain't goin' to eat itself!"

1024
00:56:35,437 --> 00:56:37,523
Eat up everybody!

1025
00:56:37,523 --> 00:56:39,024
( CHEERING )

1026
00:56:42,569 --> 00:56:44,029
( EATING / CRUNCHING )

1027
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,580
( LAUGHING )
( CHEERING CONTINUES )

1028
00:56:54,081 --> 00:56:58,752
Hey General, what are these tiny little
bumps all over my chicken?
( SQUIRT / POP )

1029
00:56:59,378 --> 00:57:02,840
Um, those?
Ah, um, those are ah...

1030
00:57:02,881 --> 00:57:05,884
...our new flavor pods!

1031
00:57:05,884 --> 00:57:09,763
( ALL ): Oooo! Flavor pods!

1032
00:57:09,763 --> 00:57:11,932
Eat up everybody!

1033
00:57:11,932 --> 00:57:15,602
If you love what you eatin' here,
you ain't ate nothin' yet!

1034
00:57:15,602 --> 00:57:16,937
Come on in!

1035
00:57:16,937 --> 00:57:18,647
Yea!
- Yea!

1036
00:57:27,447 --> 00:57:29,074
В¶ Hmm Hmm Hmm

1037
00:57:41,003 --> 00:57:42,421
( MAYHEM )

1038
00:57:51,305 --> 00:57:54,391
Wha' happen?
- Ha uh-

1039
00:57:59,521 --> 00:58:00,939
( CRYING )

1040
00:58:01,398 --> 00:58:02,900
( LAUGHING )

1041
00:58:03,942 --> 00:58:04,985
Who-ho-ho-ho!

1042
00:58:06,069 --> 00:58:09,281
Well kid, we did it!
( LAUGHING )

1043
00:58:09,323 --> 00:58:12,493
Oh, it was near perfect!
( LAUGHS )

1044
00:58:12,493 --> 00:58:15,078
Now, with all those
local nut jobs appeased

1045
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,581
and all that free media
coverage you got me,

1046
00:58:17,623 --> 00:58:23,045
American Chicken Bunker's Empire
is sure to grow and grow!

1047
00:58:23,378 --> 00:58:26,965
Oh, my little baby likes it.
Yes!

1048
00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:31,428
Oh, sweet little baby! Oh, yes!
( MICKI SQUEALING )

1049
00:58:32,638 --> 00:58:35,098
Micki?
- Oh yes, baby likes it!

1050
00:58:35,265 --> 00:58:38,268
Baby like!
Baby like!

1051
00:58:39,144 --> 00:58:44,733
Baby-Baby hungry!
Baby hungry! Baby hungry!
- Oh, Baby hungry?

1052
00:58:45,692 --> 00:58:47,569
What the Hell?

1053
00:58:49,738 --> 00:58:53,534
Honey! It's-it's not
what it looks like!

1054
00:58:54,535 --> 00:58:56,620
Micki, how could you?

1055
00:58:56,870 --> 00:59:01,458
What? The fake protesting
or the baby powder thing?

1056
00:59:01,458 --> 00:59:03,210
Both.

1057
00:59:03,210 --> 00:59:07,673
Ah, sweet little Wendy,
you can be so naive!

1058
00:59:07,714 --> 00:59:12,886
I mean, the
future of this country
is branding and franchising and

1059
00:59:12,928 --> 00:59:15,305
there's no stopping it,
so...

1060
00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:18,141
I decided
to follow the money.

1061
00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:20,644
And ah, for the record:

1062
00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:23,564
Havin' a diaper fetish
is a completely...

1063
00:59:23,605 --> 00:59:24,398
normal...

1064
00:59:24,439 --> 00:59:25,190
healthy...

1065
00:59:25,232 --> 00:59:28,026
and harmless bedroom activity.

1066
00:59:30,445 --> 00:59:33,407
Oh my God!
I can't believe this!

1067
00:59:33,448 --> 00:59:36,702
Um, General,
I think you need to come and
take a look at what's goin' on out there!

1068
00:59:36,743 --> 00:59:38,495
Who'd that A-rab kill now,

1069
00:59:38,537 --> 00:59:40,247
the-the retarded counter girl?

1070
00:59:40,956 --> 00:59:41,999
Killed?

1071
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,208
Arbie.

1072
00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,376
A- rab?

1073
00:59:44,418 --> 00:59:45,460
Retarded! Whaaa-

1074
00:59:47,838 --> 00:59:48,589
Wendy!

1075
00:59:56,847 --> 00:59:58,557
( EVERYONE RETCHING )

1076
01:00:01,810 --> 01:00:03,103
Aaah!

1077
01:00:10,944 --> 01:00:12,321
Huh?

1078
01:00:15,157 --> 01:00:16,450
Wha-oh!

1079
01:00:16,492 --> 01:00:17,743
Huh?

1080
01:00:21,121 --> 01:00:24,208
If your food is so
delicious and nutritious, General,

1081
01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:26,585
how do you explain this?
( PROLONGED RETCHING )

1082
01:00:29,087 --> 01:00:34,051
Well, um, everybody knows that Tromaville is
the bulimia capital of the world. Yeah-

1083
01:00:36,470 --> 01:00:37,679
Try again.

1084
01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:44,686
Well, whatever it is,
it has nothing to do with
American Chicken Bunker!

1085
01:00:44,728 --> 01:00:47,147
We produce only high quality,

1086
01:00:47,189 --> 01:00:49,566
chicken flavored
food stuffs!

1087
01:00:50,192 --> 01:00:51,318
Oh Yeah?

1088
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:55,197
Well, if it's
such high quality,
flavored 'food stuff,'

1089
01:00:55,531 --> 01:00:58,325
why don't you...
eat it?

1090
01:01:02,079 --> 01:01:03,372
Fine.

1091
01:01:04,081 --> 01:01:06,333
You want to see the
General eat the chicken?
- Hmm Mhh.

1092
01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:10,671
Then the General...
is gonna eat...
the chicken!

1093
01:01:11,171 --> 01:01:12,464
( SIGHS )

1094
01:01:18,178 --> 01:01:19,638
( POPPING AND BUBBLING )

1095
01:01:20,264 --> 01:01:22,057
What's the matter, General?

1096
01:01:22,099 --> 01:01:25,144
You know something
your loyal customers don't?

1097
01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:28,480
No, I-I just remembered
I- I got my, ah,

1098
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,441
my water aerobics class
in about a half hour, heh!

1099
01:01:31,483 --> 01:01:34,444
I- I can't afford to get cramps.
Heh, heh, heh-

1100
01:01:34,444 --> 01:01:37,364
Do it, General!
( ALL ): Huh?

1101
01:01:37,573 --> 01:01:39,116
( LOUDLY EXHALING )

1102
01:01:40,492 --> 01:01:43,453
Uhh-ohhh
my Godddd-
( BUBBLE BURSTS )

1103
01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:46,874
( LAUGHS )

1104
01:01:47,457 --> 01:01:48,709
Hah!

1105
01:01:53,005 --> 01:01:56,341
Hm mm mmuh-
Mmm-Mmm!

1106
01:01:56,341 --> 01:02:00,137
Well how is it?
- It's fine.

1107
01:02:01,555 --> 01:02:03,765
It's better than fine!

1108
01:02:03,765 --> 01:02:05,184
It's delicious!
( LAUGHS )

1109
01:02:05,934 --> 01:02:07,269
I'm lovin' it!

1110
01:02:07,978 --> 01:02:11,231
See! I told you there was
nothin' to worry about!

1111
01:02:11,231 --> 01:02:12,858
Our food here at ACB-

1112
01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:14,443
every leg,
every thigh,

1113
01:02:14,485 --> 01:02:17,321
is fresh,
tasty and-
( DIARRHEA )

1114
01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:21,241
Oh my God!
My ass!

1115
01:02:25,204 --> 01:02:27,206
Get out of my way!

1116
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:31,251
Get out!

1117
01:02:34,546 --> 01:02:36,048
Aaaah!

1118
01:02:37,424 --> 01:02:38,842
Rrrrr!

1119
01:02:39,551 --> 01:02:40,594
( POP / SPLASH )

1120
01:02:40,594 --> 01:02:42,888
What the hell
did I just drop?

1121
01:02:47,601 --> 01:02:48,894
Uh huh.

1122
01:02:49,978 --> 01:02:53,690
<i>В¶ ( E. Grieg: 'In the Hall of the Mountain King'
from Peer Gynt [Op. 46] ) В¶...</i>

1123
01:02:56,193 --> 01:02:57,319
Huh!

1124
01:02:57,361 --> 01:02:58,612
Well!
Heh!

1125
01:02:59,947 --> 01:03:02,074
( LOUD EXHALATIONS )
Huu!

1126
01:03:02,407 --> 01:03:03,700
Heh. Hnh.

1127
01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,709
Wha!

1128
01:03:12,793 --> 01:03:14,503
( SHELL CRACKING )
( INFANT COOING )

1129
01:03:15,295 --> 01:03:16,672
Hnh?

1130
01:03:18,674 --> 01:03:19,716
Wa!

1131
01:03:19,967 --> 01:03:21,593
( INFANT SOUNDS CONTINUE )

1132
01:03:24,346 --> 01:03:25,389
Huh?

1133
01:03:27,099 --> 01:03:28,350
Wha?

1134
01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:30,853
Aaah!

1135
01:03:31,728 --> 01:03:33,814
( GENERAL BEGINS SCREAMING )

1136
01:03:36,108 --> 01:03:37,609
Ra! Rrr! Rrr! Ra! Rrr!

1137
01:03:40,654 --> 01:03:41,905
Aaah!
Ow!

1138
01:03:41,905 --> 01:03:44,032
Two can play at this game, Mister!

1139
01:03:45,159 --> 01:03:47,661
( CHICKEN SCREAMS )
( THE GENERAL PANT/GROWLS )

1140
01:03:50,664 --> 01:03:51,957
Aaah!

1141
01:03:52,249 --> 01:03:54,084
Ho! Ho!
Whoa!

1142
01:03:55,544 --> 01:03:57,045
( PANTING )

1143
01:03:58,130 --> 01:03:59,423
( BEGINS TO SCREAM )

1144
01:04:02,801 --> 01:04:04,303
<i>В¶ ( 'Peer Gynt' ends )</i>

1145
01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:08,557
Oh, I can't believe I left Arbie
for someone as horrible as you!

1146
01:04:09,641 --> 01:04:12,686
Ah! Arbie, I was a
fool ever to leave you!

1147
01:04:13,353 --> 01:04:16,106
A stupid, smelly, jerk-face
who has no respect for
other people's feelings

1148
01:04:16,106 --> 01:04:19,943
and dumps the best
thing she ever had for some
phony, butch, hose-bag lesbian fool!

1149
01:04:20,986 --> 01:04:21,945
What?

1150
01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:27,659
Ah, hush now, sweet Wendy.
I forgive you!

1151
01:04:29,661 --> 01:04:31,580
( COOING THEN CLUCKING )

1152
01:04:32,414 --> 01:04:34,041
Do you hear something?

1153
01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:37,044
Say, did you guys notice
anything going on weird today?
Because I-

1154
01:04:44,092 --> 01:04:45,552
Aaa!
- Wha!

1155
01:04:45,552 --> 01:04:46,762
What the fuck is that?

1156
01:04:56,313 --> 01:04:58,816
Mmm. Mmha!
Mmha! Mmha!

1157
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,486
It's the 'Angry Chicano' spirit!

1158
01:05:04,446 --> 01:05:06,949
This must be what Paco Bell
was trying to warn us about!

1159
01:05:10,285 --> 01:05:11,537
Rrrah!

1160
01:05:14,790 --> 01:05:16,291
( CARL JR BEGINS TO CLUCK )

1161
01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:18,710
They've reanimated
poor Carl Junior!

1162
01:05:23,966 --> 01:05:25,259
Mmmh! Mmmh!

1163
01:05:26,635 --> 01:05:28,762
( CLUCKING )
- Let's get out of here!

1164
01:05:29,847 --> 01:05:31,098
( SCREAMS )

1165
01:05:31,557 --> 01:05:34,184
General, who did this to you?

1166
01:05:34,476 --> 01:05:35,227
The Chicken!

1167
01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:37,855
The Chicken's come back
from the dead!

1168
01:05:38,355 --> 01:05:40,065
We gotta get out of here!

1169
01:05:40,274 --> 01:05:41,733
Aaah!

1170
01:05:44,278 --> 01:05:45,946
I saw a bad chicken once.

1171
01:05:47,364 --> 01:05:48,615
Huh?

1172
01:05:48,615 --> 01:05:50,242
Huh? Huh?
Huwweh-

1173
01:05:56,206 --> 01:05:59,960
When I was delivering chickens
up in Indianapolis

1174
01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:03,297
You were on that delivery
truck route in Indianapolis?

1175
01:06:03,672 --> 01:06:05,048
Oh my God!

1176
01:06:05,549 --> 01:06:07,426
Wha' happen?

1177
01:06:08,468 --> 01:06:09,970
( GARBLED SOUNDS )

1178
01:06:11,513 --> 01:06:15,309
A Japanese import
slammed into us on I-90, Arbie.

1179
01:06:17,186 --> 01:06:20,564
We was coming back
from delivering some
prime chicken.

1180
01:06:20,856 --> 01:06:22,149
Grade 'A' bird.

1181
01:06:22,191 --> 01:06:23,901
Well, we boys was the bomb now!

1182
01:06:28,238 --> 01:06:29,781
Rrrh.
Rrr, Rrr, Rrr.

1183
01:06:31,492 --> 01:06:33,702
Eleven hundred feathers went
out onto the road.

1184
01:06:35,829 --> 01:06:38,165
Our tires went flat
in twelve minutes.

1185
01:06:41,460 --> 01:06:44,296
Didn't see the first chicken
for about, half-hour.

1186
01:06:44,338 --> 01:06:46,423
Rooster, one footer.

1187
01:06:47,382 --> 01:06:50,719
You know, they say you can
tell the size of a cock

1188
01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:53,180
by staring it down
from its beak,

1189
01:06:53,597 --> 01:06:55,432
all the way to its tail feathers.

1190
01:06:58,101 --> 01:07:00,354
Nobody knew we was out on
I-90 that night,

1191
01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:02,856
no distress signal
had been sent.

1192
01:07:03,607 --> 01:07:06,068
Didn't have
cell phones back then,
and well, ah,

1193
01:07:07,486 --> 01:07:09,655
couldn't afford a pager.

1194
01:07:10,864 --> 01:07:14,076
Huh?
What the-
Huh? Huum? Huh?

1195
01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:18,205
Ow!
Heh he, ow!
Ow!

1196
01:07:19,414 --> 01:07:22,751
Aaah!
Ah, ah, Aaah!
Aaah!

1197
01:07:22,751 --> 01:07:24,503
Aaaaah!

1198
01:07:25,003 --> 01:07:27,881
When they got the signal,
the chickens went cruisin'!

1199
01:07:28,298 --> 01:07:30,968
and so that's when me and Larry,
that was the guy who
was ridin' with me,

1200
01:07:31,009 --> 01:07:32,928
we formed ourselves
in a tight circle

1201
01:07:32,970 --> 01:07:34,638
and prayed that the
chickens didn't see us.

1202
01:07:35,013 --> 01:07:37,141
Yehhh...
hhe hhe hhe!

1203
01:07:37,474 --> 01:07:39,059
Sometime a chicken
would go away,

1204
01:07:41,186 --> 01:07:42,646
sometime it doesn't.

1205
01:07:43,397 --> 01:07:44,690
Hhheeh-

1206
01:07:46,066 --> 01:07:47,860
That's the thing
about a chicken, Arbie.

1207
01:07:48,610 --> 01:07:50,445
It's got 'Dead' eyes.

1208
01:07:51,113 --> 01:07:53,907
Black,
like a-a sex doll!

1209
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:56,493
( GURGLING )

1210
01:07:57,119 --> 01:07:58,412
Heah!

1211
01:07:59,329 --> 01:08:01,165
Ha, Haa.
Aaaahhhh!
( SPLAT )

1212
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,458
( ROAR )

1213
01:08:05,002 --> 01:08:06,628
Then there comes that...

1214
01:08:06,879 --> 01:08:08,255
terrible...

1215
01:08:08,797 --> 01:08:10,174
high-pitched...

1216
01:08:10,674 --> 01:08:11,925
cluck.
( SCREECHING )

1217
01:08:11,925 --> 01:08:15,262
Yeah, yeah just like that, Arbie!
Whaaah!

1218
01:08:24,188 --> 01:08:25,564
( SCREAMING )

1219
01:08:32,905 --> 01:08:34,615
Run!

1220
01:08:41,163 --> 01:08:42,623
( SCREAMING AND SQUIRTING )

1221
01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:54,510
( SCREAMING AND SQUIRTING CONTINUE )

1222
01:08:54,968 --> 01:08:57,638
My soccer leg!

1223
01:08:58,806 --> 01:09:00,182
Whooooo!

1224
01:09:07,397 --> 01:09:08,982
( MONKEY-LIKE CHUTTERS )

1225
01:09:17,991 --> 01:09:19,451
( SCREAMING )

1226
01:09:20,244 --> 01:09:24,915
This restaurant is terrible!
Aaawwgh!

1227
01:09:27,584 --> 01:09:30,337
( MAYHEM )

1228
01:09:42,683 --> 01:09:43,976
Whoa!

1229
01:09:44,935 --> 01:09:48,814
I know it's fattening...
but I love the skin!
(CHUCKLING )

1230
01:09:49,356 --> 01:09:50,732
I hate the skin!

1231
01:10:00,742 --> 01:10:02,119
( SCREAMS )

1232
01:10:26,935 --> 01:10:28,312
Aaaah!

1233
01:10:31,023 --> 01:10:33,525
Aaah!
Oh my balls!

1234
01:10:34,318 --> 01:10:35,694
My balls!

1235
01:10:37,112 --> 01:10:38,614
В¶ ( COOING MELODY )

1236
01:10:41,950 --> 01:10:43,243
Aaahh!

1237
01:10:46,497 --> 01:10:47,915
( SCREAMING )

1238
01:10:53,170 --> 01:10:54,671
( MAYHEM )

1239
01:11:21,156 --> 01:11:23,450
Help!
Help!

1240
01:11:25,369 --> 01:11:26,787
Make a wish.

1241
01:11:26,787 --> 01:11:29,331
I wish I was
a princess.

1242
01:11:30,707 --> 01:11:31,416
Oh, not on my face!

1243
01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:33,794
Not on my fuckin' face!

1244
01:11:38,382 --> 01:11:39,424
( SCREAMS )

1245
01:11:40,050 --> 01:11:42,719
God save us!
God save us all!

1246
01:11:47,808 --> 01:11:49,184
I gotta shit-I-

1247
01:11:53,272 --> 01:11:56,150
You fucking feather-face can't
fuck with me!

1248
01:11:56,191 --> 01:11:58,485
Because, Big Mitch has
got a big tool!

1249
01:11:59,278 --> 01:12:00,696
Aaah!

1250
01:12:00,696 --> 01:12:02,531
I've got bitch titties!

1251
01:12:02,614 --> 01:12:04,783
Aaah!
Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah!

1252
01:12:07,995 --> 01:12:09,371
( SCREAMS )

1253
01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:14,459
Aaah!
No!

1254
01:12:15,919 --> 01:12:17,337
No! Get off of me!

1255
01:12:24,178 --> 01:12:25,554
Aaaah!

1256
01:12:25,929 --> 01:12:27,389
( CROWS )

1257
01:12:47,910 --> 01:12:48,952
( GUNSHOTS )

1258
01:12:49,995 --> 01:12:51,497
( MACHINE GUN )

1259
01:12:52,122 --> 01:12:53,790
Die, You Zombie Bastard!

1260
01:13:03,133 --> 01:13:04,468
Oops, ah, sorry!

1261
01:13:16,146 --> 01:13:17,523
Heh, heh, heh, heh!

1262
01:13:17,731 --> 01:13:19,316
Heh, heh!
Heh. Heh. Heh.

1263
01:13:20,442 --> 01:13:23,403
Booya Bia-tch!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Hah!

1264
01:13:24,071 --> 01:13:27,991
You saved us, you're our hero!
- Eh, t'wern't nothin'!

1265
01:13:28,325 --> 01:13:29,993
Say, where did you
get this gun?

1266
01:13:30,369 --> 01:13:32,162
I have a whole
stash of them here.

1267
01:13:32,371 --> 01:13:35,332
I keep them hidden here with the
children's promotional items.

1268
01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:38,377
I was gonna be
an alienated employee

1269
01:13:38,377 --> 01:13:41,964
who kept to himself
and then went on a murderous
rampage this afternoon.

1270
01:13:42,548 --> 01:13:44,424
After all, how else could I
get a name for myself?

1271
01:13:44,424 --> 01:13:47,511
Aw, that's excellent dude!
You're a total life saver!

1272
01:13:47,594 --> 01:13:50,681
Look out!
- Whoah! Whoa!
- Stand back! Stand back!

1273
01:13:52,182 --> 01:13:53,642
Wahh!
( MACHINE GUN FIRE )

1274
01:13:56,103 --> 01:13:57,479
( SQWAKING )
- Ha! Haah!

1275
01:13:59,857 --> 01:14:03,485
Okay, you fat elitist
demon fuck!

1276
01:14:03,861 --> 01:14:04,987
Now we finish it!

1277
01:14:05,028 --> 01:14:06,113
With this bullet,

1278
01:14:06,238 --> 01:14:10,033
I put an end to the tyranny
of American Chicken Bunker

1279
01:14:10,033 --> 01:14:13,370
and a symbolic end
to corporate greed!

1280
01:14:14,746 --> 01:14:16,582
Oh, excuse me a minute.
Yes?

1281
01:14:24,173 --> 01:14:25,591
( SCREAMS )

1282
01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:34,516
( CONTINUES SCREAMING )

1283
01:14:36,518 --> 01:14:37,895
Oh!
( SCREAMING STOPS )

1284
01:14:39,855 --> 01:14:41,899
Ach!
Phwee!

1285
01:14:42,691 --> 01:14:47,613
Jambalaya! Crawdaddy!
Po' boy! Gumbo God dammit!

1286
01:14:47,779 --> 01:14:51,116
He's turned into a
'Blackened Cajun' chicken!

1287
01:14:51,909 --> 01:14:53,327
Hey, Denny!
- What?

1288
01:14:53,744 --> 01:14:56,163
You just won the contest
- What contest?

1289
01:14:58,999 --> 01:15:03,337
The wet t-shirt contest,
mother fucker!

1290
01:15:03,837 --> 01:15:05,422
( SCREAMING WHILE MULTIPLY FIRING )

1291
01:15:08,342 --> 01:15:09,593
Eh!

1292
01:15:10,761 --> 01:15:12,179
( CROWD IN DISTANCE )

1293
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:24,983
They are very slowly
approaching the entrance.

1294
01:15:25,067 --> 01:15:27,194
We need to figure out a way
to keep them out!

1295
01:15:27,236 --> 01:15:30,364
But how?
This place is 50% glass!

1296
01:15:30,823 --> 01:15:33,492
They'll break through
faster than the 5 minutes

1297
01:15:33,534 --> 01:15:36,161
it took me to turn Wendy into
a full-blown lesbian!

1298
01:15:36,161 --> 01:15:39,832
Damn it! We need action before
they turn the glass
into lesbians!

1299
01:15:42,543 --> 01:15:44,127
I've got it!

1300
01:15:48,215 --> 01:15:49,716
( ALL ): Aw!

1301
01:15:51,802 --> 01:15:53,137
Great thinking, Wendy!

1302
01:15:53,387 --> 01:15:55,681
My nose!
- He's still alive!

1303
01:15:57,641 --> 01:16:00,352
Can you hear me?
( YELLING ): Can you hear me?

1304
01:16:00,561 --> 01:16:02,729
Of course, I can hear you,
you dumb schmuck!

1305
01:16:02,729 --> 01:16:05,691
He bit off my nose,
not my ears!

1306
01:16:06,316 --> 01:16:09,444
But-but, I am gonna die!
Ah, ah, aaah!

1307
01:16:10,737 --> 01:16:12,865
Well, you've lived a
pretty great life.

1308
01:16:13,407 --> 01:16:15,409
Just lay back
and let death

1309
01:16:15,617 --> 01:16:19,163
wash over the noblest
and mightiest of warriors.

1310
01:16:19,621 --> 01:16:21,707
What the fuck are
you talking about you idiot?

1311
01:16:21,748 --> 01:16:23,292
I lead a shitty life!

1312
01:16:23,292 --> 01:16:26,295
I was an A.C.B. counter girl
for 25 years,

1313
01:16:26,503 --> 01:16:28,005
just like you'll be!

1314
01:16:28,255 --> 01:16:29,631
Aaah!

1315
01:16:30,549 --> 01:16:33,343
I'm you!
You dumb prick!
Don't you get it?

1316
01:16:33,385 --> 01:16:36,513
You gotta change your life!
You gotta get out of here
or you'll end-up like me!

1317
01:16:36,555 --> 01:16:41,143
Eeeh!
Aahhh! Oh!
( THUD ) Ah! Aaah!

1318
01:16:41,643 --> 01:16:43,937
Oh God!
What do we do?

1319
01:16:43,979 --> 01:16:46,356
We should sneak out and
run for our lives!

1320
01:16:47,483 --> 01:16:50,611
Wait, wait, we can't leave.

1321
01:16:50,694 --> 01:16:53,864
My daughter is missing;
my Katy, my little one, she's only five.

1322
01:16:53,906 --> 01:16:56,408
Please, you have to help,
Mister!

1323
01:16:56,450 --> 01:16:58,869
I am a-a girl,
for Christ's sake!

1324
01:16:59,578 --> 01:17:02,998
Arbie, We can't leave
the little crippled girl here to die.

1325
01:17:03,373 --> 01:17:05,167
She's crippled too?

1326
01:17:06,043 --> 01:17:07,586
If it helps.

1327
01:17:07,628 --> 01:17:10,964
We have to find the girl!
It ends now!

1328
01:17:11,924 --> 01:17:14,051
Or, in about 15 minutes.

1329
01:17:14,343 --> 01:17:16,929
Suit yourselves, because
I'm gettin' the hell out of here!

1330
01:17:17,137 --> 01:17:18,806
Micki,
are you crazy?

1331
01:17:18,806 --> 01:17:21,850
One step outside and
you are a hen-pecked human.

1332
01:17:22,184 --> 01:17:23,644
Human? Yes.

1333
01:17:27,022 --> 01:17:29,691
But, they wouldn't attack
a fellow bird.

1334
01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:36,073
( MULTIPLE CLUCKING )

1335
01:18:06,103 --> 01:18:08,647
В¶ ( PIZZICATO )

1336
01:18:20,951 --> 01:18:22,786
( SHRIEKS )

1337
01:18:23,996 --> 01:18:27,040
( SHRIEKS )

1338
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,710
You know what?
We'll make better time
if we split up.

1339
01:18:30,169 --> 01:18:32,129
We'll stay put here
and you go look in

1340
01:18:32,129 --> 01:18:35,090
that spooky and possibly
chicken monster infested kitchen.

1341
01:18:35,299 --> 01:18:36,633
Sounds good.

1342
01:18:40,053 --> 01:18:41,972
( GROWL, COMMOTION, SCREAM )

1343
01:18:44,975 --> 01:18:45,976
What did you see?

1344
01:18:47,186 --> 01:18:49,813
<i>I'm going to kill you all!</i>

1345
01:18:50,647 --> 01:18:51,648
Katie?

1346
01:18:51,648 --> 01:18:54,818
<i>Cock-a-doodle doo!
Aahh...</i>

1347
01:18:56,403 --> 01:18:57,863
Aaah! Waah!
Aaah!...

1348
01:18:59,865 --> 01:19:01,241
Wa! Wa! Wa!
Waaah!

1349
01:19:01,241 --> 01:19:02,659
Weeyaaah!

1350
01:19:05,078 --> 01:19:06,121
Yah! Yah!

1351
01:19:06,288 --> 01:19:08,207
Bucaw!

1352
01:19:15,047 --> 01:19:17,299
( WOOD CRACKING )

1353
01:19:17,299 --> 01:19:19,176
Uwooo!

1354
01:19:19,593 --> 01:19:22,095
Aaaw-wo-wo-aah!

1355
01:19:25,349 --> 01:19:26,642
Ha ha!

1356
01:19:31,063 --> 01:19:33,524
What are you waiting for?
Kill it, beat it to death!

1357
01:19:33,565 --> 01:19:34,942
Wait, wait a second!

1358
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:36,902
( INCOHERENT ATTEMPT TO TALK )

1359
01:19:37,194 --> 01:19:39,196
Carl Junior, it's me, Arbie.

1360
01:19:40,113 --> 01:19:42,825
I know somewhere
deep within the bowels
of this creature you've become,

1361
01:19:42,866 --> 01:19:44,535
lives the soul
of the beautiful

1362
01:19:44,576 --> 01:19:45,828
racist,
animal fucking,

1363
01:19:45,869 --> 01:19:47,037
inbred trailer trash

1364
01:19:47,496 --> 01:19:48,622
I know and loved!

1365
01:19:48,705 --> 01:19:50,874
So please tell us!
How do we stop them?

1366
01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:53,460
Whiskey!

1367
01:19:54,378 --> 01:19:57,130
( EXHALES )
Carl, I need you to focus!

1368
01:19:57,172 --> 01:19:59,758
First, tell me how to kill them and
then I'll give you a drink.

1369
01:20:00,175 --> 01:20:01,218
( SIGHS )

1370
01:20:01,593 --> 01:20:05,013
Alcohol, Arbie, alcohol!

1371
01:20:05,389 --> 01:20:07,391
Fine, be an asshole!

1372
01:20:09,726 --> 01:20:11,019
( GAGGING )

1373
01:20:12,938 --> 01:20:14,398
( SIZZLING / POPPING )

1374
01:20:28,912 --> 01:20:33,709
Okay, you got
your booze now, rummy,
tell us, how do we kill them?

1375
01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:40,465
I will not be ignored!

1376
01:20:42,342 --> 01:20:44,970
Come on, you bastard!
- Arbie!

1377
01:20:45,012 --> 01:20:47,931
Arbie...
it's dead.

1378
01:20:47,931 --> 01:20:48,640
FUCK!

1379
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:50,434
Well now we
may never know!

1380
01:20:50,642 --> 01:20:53,103
( CRASH )
- That sounded like a feathered,

1381
01:20:53,103 --> 01:20:54,563
market tested
corporate mascot

1382
01:20:54,605 --> 01:20:56,064
crashing through the back door!

1383
01:20:56,315 --> 01:20:57,232
To the kitchen!

1384
01:20:59,109 --> 01:21:00,152
Waah!

1385
01:21:00,611 --> 01:21:01,778
Oy vey!

1386
01:21:04,198 --> 01:21:05,199
Micki!

1387
01:21:06,658 --> 01:21:08,952
What happened?
We thought you escaped.

1388
01:21:09,328 --> 01:21:12,331
I tried, almost made it.

1389
01:21:12,831 --> 01:21:16,502
I- I got to my car,
and then-then-

1390
01:21:18,879 --> 01:21:20,380
( WENDY CRIES )

1391
01:21:23,008 --> 01:21:24,384
Oh God!

1392
01:21:24,468 --> 01:21:27,471
As soon as someone dies,
you forget about Old Arbie

1393
01:21:27,471 --> 01:21:30,057
and go back
to your lesbionic ways!

1394
01:21:31,683 --> 01:21:33,435
I can't stand to watch this.

1395
01:21:34,394 --> 01:21:36,522
I'm going back to talk with
the Demon Chicken.

1396
01:21:37,397 --> 01:21:38,649
I mean,

1397
01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:40,734
at least with
the Demon Chicken,

1398
01:21:41,485 --> 01:21:42,945
you know
where you stand!

1399
01:21:42,986 --> 01:21:44,530
Oh God!
( WAILING )

1400
01:21:45,239 --> 01:21:47,449
( CRYING ): No! No! Micki!

1401
01:21:48,325 --> 01:21:50,369
What did those monsters
do to you?

1402
01:21:51,995 --> 01:21:55,707
Let's get you out of this ridiculous,
Colonel Cluck getup!

1403
01:22:00,671 --> 01:22:02,047
( SCREECHES )

1404
01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:06,051
( SCREECHES )
- Oh, no!

1405
01:22:06,510 --> 01:22:08,595
No, please no!
- ( SQUAWKINGLY): Kiss me!

1406
01:22:08,679 --> 01:22:14,726
God, do you hear this?
"No, no dear God, please No!"

1407
01:22:14,768 --> 01:22:18,188
I'm mean give it up Wendy.
Micki is dead!

1408
01:22:19,189 --> 01:22:21,817
Ah, ha, haah!

1409
01:22:22,484 --> 01:22:23,861
( ZIPPER )

1410
01:22:28,824 --> 01:22:30,117
( GROWLING )

1411
01:22:31,410 --> 01:22:32,870
( WENDY SCREAMS )

1412
01:22:34,830 --> 01:22:36,248
No!

1413
01:22:36,290 --> 01:22:37,457
One minute
she's with me,

1414
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:41,170
then next minute
she's all melodramatic
about her dead girlfriend!

1415
01:22:41,753 --> 01:22:43,755
Girls, they are
so fucking fickle!

1416
01:22:43,797 --> 01:22:45,090
It-it drives me nuts!

1417
01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:49,595
I hear ya' dog!
But there is the off-chance that
Micki has turned into a demon

1418
01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:52,222
and is trying to kill Wendy right now!
( WENDY SCREAMING IN BACKGROUND )

1419
01:22:52,556 --> 01:22:53,557
I doubt that!

1420
01:22:53,974 --> 01:22:55,392
Rrrr rrrr rrrrh!

1421
01:22:55,684 --> 01:22:56,727
( WENDY SCREAMS )

1422
01:22:57,895 --> 01:22:58,729
You know what?

1423
01:22:59,980 --> 01:23:03,025
I'm going to suck it up,
and I'm going to be there for her.

1424
01:23:03,859 --> 01:23:05,569
You go, boyfriend!

1425
01:23:06,904 --> 01:23:08,614
Aaaah! Aaah!

1426
01:23:09,907 --> 01:23:11,575
Oh God Wendy!

1427
01:23:11,867 --> 01:23:14,578
That is just sick,
having sex with a corpse!

1428
01:23:14,828 --> 01:23:15,746
No you moron,

1429
01:23:15,787 --> 01:23:18,165
she's turned into
one of the demons!

1430
01:23:18,832 --> 01:23:19,833
Duh!

1431
01:23:21,877 --> 01:23:23,128
Oh? Oh!

1432
01:23:23,462 --> 01:23:24,671
Get off my girlfriend,

1433
01:23:24,713 --> 01:23:25,672
you casino owner...

1434
01:23:25,714 --> 01:23:26,590
carpet munching...

1435
01:23:26,632 --> 01:23:27,674
demon!

1436
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:28,842
Aaaah!

1437
01:23:30,552 --> 01:23:32,554
How do I get you off?

1438
01:23:33,597 --> 01:23:35,516
I will get you off!

1439
01:23:36,225 --> 01:23:38,310
I'll beat you off!

1440
01:23:38,393 --> 01:23:39,937
Yeah!
I'll beat it!

1441
01:23:41,188 --> 01:23:44,650
I will choke the chicken!
I'm gonna choke the chicken!

1442
01:23:45,776 --> 01:23:46,443
Come-off,

1443
01:23:46,485 --> 01:23:47,986
Please God come-

1444
01:23:48,278 --> 01:23:53,909
Aaahh!

1445
01:23:55,369 --> 01:23:57,371
Well, looks like
my job here is done.

1446
01:23:57,746 --> 01:23:59,122
Aah!
- Aaah!

1447
01:24:03,418 --> 01:24:04,795
Yah!
yah ha!

1448
01:24:08,715 --> 01:24:11,760
Thirsty?
Well, how about some punch?
Eyah!

1449
01:24:13,512 --> 01:24:15,097
( CHOKING )

1450
01:24:15,722 --> 01:24:17,641
( STILL CHOKING):
Humus, help us!

1451
01:24:18,892 --> 01:24:20,185
Aha!

1452
01:24:27,901 --> 01:24:30,404
Ah!
В¶ ( ARABIC CHANT BEGINS )

1453
01:24:32,322 --> 01:24:33,615
Ah?

1454
01:24:34,491 --> 01:24:35,909
Egh?

1455
01:24:40,455 --> 01:24:42,374
Bwa?
Augh?

1456
01:24:42,499 --> 01:24:43,750
( SQUAWK)

1457
01:24:45,586 --> 01:24:47,963
Hyuh!
- Watch, everyone, look at her!

1458
01:24:51,216 --> 01:24:52,009
<i>Wait a minute,
wait a minute!</i>

1459
01:24:52,009 --> 01:24:53,260
Aaah!

1460
01:24:53,260 --> 01:24:55,220
By the power of Allah:

1461
01:24:55,345 --> 01:24:59,016
I have the power! ( ECHOING )

1462
01:24:59,308 --> 01:25:00,851
( SQUAWK )
Please don't hurt us!

1463
01:25:01,602 --> 01:25:02,644
Bwaah!

1464
01:25:06,857 --> 01:25:10,027
Ha ha ha ha!
Look at Barry Bonds now!

1465
01:25:14,490 --> 01:25:16,783
Ah, stand behind me, children,

1466
01:25:16,950 --> 01:25:19,912
and marvel at
the power of the Christ!

1467
01:25:20,621 --> 01:25:26,335
The power of the Christ compels ya!
The power of the Christ compels ya!

1468
01:25:30,380 --> 01:25:35,511
The box office power
of Mel Gibson,
compels ya!

1469
01:25:36,178 --> 01:25:37,471
Uh-uh.

1470
01:25:41,725 --> 01:25:46,480
Hail Satan?
- No! God damn it,
you need some soul!

1471
01:25:48,315 --> 01:25:49,358
( BOWELS RELEASE )

1472
01:25:51,235 --> 01:25:53,320
Mazel Tov!
Ha Ha Ha Haah!

1473
01:25:53,654 --> 01:25:55,489
Silly Priest!

1474
01:25:55,781 --> 01:25:58,367
Everyone knows there's no
such thing as Jesus.

1475
01:25:59,243 --> 01:26:00,619
( HECKLES )

1476
01:26:02,162 --> 01:26:05,874
Okay, let's approach them
in a slow and menacing way.

1477
01:26:07,376 --> 01:26:08,168
Arbie, look!

1478
01:26:08,961 --> 01:26:10,045
Beer!

1479
01:26:10,379 --> 01:26:12,548
Wendy you fucking drunk!

1480
01:26:12,965 --> 01:26:15,050
Now is not the time!

1481
01:26:15,759 --> 01:26:17,010
Huh!

1482
01:26:17,553 --> 01:26:18,846
Wendy?

1483
01:26:19,471 --> 01:26:22,599
Do you remember when
I asked the Carl Junior zombie

1484
01:26:22,641 --> 01:26:23,642
how to kill the monsters,

1485
01:26:23,684 --> 01:26:27,604
and he was like: "Alcohol,"

1486
01:26:27,646 --> 01:26:28,689
then he died?

1487
01:26:29,356 --> 01:26:30,149
Well, I was thinking,

1488
01:26:30,190 --> 01:26:32,693
what if he wasn't really
being a dick

1489
01:26:32,734 --> 01:26:33,569
and he was
trying to tell me

1490
01:26:33,610 --> 01:26:35,195
that alcohol
kills the them?

1491
01:26:35,404 --> 01:26:38,323
Now, The reason
I think this is

1492
01:26:38,866 --> 01:26:39,867
when we first
met the Chief

1493
01:26:39,908 --> 01:26:42,536
he was drunk
and couldn't form
a coherent sentence.

1494
01:26:42,953 --> 01:26:43,704
Then,

1495
01:26:44,037 --> 01:26:45,664
when the Paco Bell sandwich

1496
01:26:45,706 --> 01:26:47,875
told me that Indians
had possessed the chickens

1497
01:26:47,916 --> 01:26:49,543
and the only way to stop them

1498
01:26:49,585 --> 01:26:51,211
was to use their
one true weakness,

1499
01:26:51,253 --> 01:26:52,671
well, that got me thinking.

1500
01:26:53,422 --> 01:26:56,258
Well, not really,
I was still picturing you
going down on Micki-

1501
01:26:56,884 --> 01:26:57,426
But!

1502
01:26:57,468 --> 01:26:59,887
then when you said:
"Arbie look, beer!"

1503
01:26:59,928 --> 01:27:01,930
and I accuse you of
being a fucking drunk,

1504
01:27:02,306 --> 01:27:03,390
that got me thinking,

1505
01:27:03,390 --> 01:27:06,018
that Native Americans have
an intolerance for-

1506
01:27:06,143 --> 01:27:08,187
I did it!
I killed them!

1507
01:27:08,437 --> 01:27:09,313
We're alive!

1508
01:27:15,027 --> 01:27:16,111
I knew it!

1509
01:27:16,153 --> 01:27:17,237
Alcohol!

1510
01:27:17,571 --> 01:27:20,491
Everyone knows Native Americans
are fucking drunks.

1511
01:27:21,658 --> 01:27:22,367
I mean,

1512
01:27:22,409 --> 01:27:23,952
as soon as
the Indians were tricked

1513
01:27:23,994 --> 01:27:26,830
into becoming addicted to the
white man's fermented beverages,

1514
01:27:27,247 --> 01:27:30,083
it spelled disaster for these
proud, proud people.

1515
01:27:31,543 --> 01:27:33,086
I mean, that's their one true weakness.

1516
01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:35,255
Oh, next to small pox,
of course!

1517
01:27:44,139 --> 01:27:45,641
( CLUCK CHEERING )

1518
01:27:47,726 --> 01:27:48,977
Huh?

1519
01:27:50,938 --> 01:27:52,189
Aaah!

1520
01:27:52,189 --> 01:27:53,941
This Buds for you!

1521
01:27:54,733 --> 01:27:56,610
Tastes great less filling!

1522
01:27:57,319 --> 01:27:59,988
Tap into the Rockies, bitch!
Yeah!

1523
01:28:00,447 --> 01:28:03,283
Looks like a pump,
feels like a sneaker!

1524
01:28:03,283 --> 01:28:05,244
Ch, ch, ch, Chia,
motherfuckers!

1525
01:28:05,285 --> 01:28:07,788
Ch, ch, ch, Chiaaa!

1526
01:28:10,749 --> 01:28:12,376
Yeah!
- Yeah!

1527
01:28:12,501 --> 01:28:13,544
( TOGETHER ): Whoo hoo!

1528
01:28:14,711 --> 01:28:15,546
Awesome!

1529
01:28:16,129 --> 01:28:17,422
Yes, yes!

1530
01:28:17,422 --> 01:28:18,465
Wha? Shit!

1531
01:28:20,926 --> 01:28:23,887
Shit, it's stuck!
- The keg is out!
- God Dammit!

1532
01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:25,973
Hey!

1533
01:28:26,014 --> 01:28:27,015
Humus didn't you die?

1534
01:28:27,057 --> 01:28:28,058
No time to explain.

1535
01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:29,101
Follow me!

1536
01:28:29,143 --> 01:28:29,935
Let's go!

1537
01:28:35,107 --> 01:28:36,650
( MAYHEM )

1538
01:28:43,490 --> 01:28:44,992
( INALES LOUDLY )
Oah!

1539
01:28:47,536 --> 01:28:48,787
Huh!

1540
01:28:49,538 --> 01:28:50,789
Aoh!

1541
01:28:51,748 --> 01:28:53,041
Ewh!
Augh!

1542
01:28:59,548 --> 01:29:00,466
Hah!

1543
01:29:00,507 --> 01:29:05,012
<i>( CHILD CRYING ):
Why'd you hurt them?</i>

1544
01:29:05,012 --> 01:29:06,138
The little girl!

1545
01:29:08,974 --> 01:29:10,476
( BLOWS THRICE )

1546
01:29:11,643 --> 01:29:14,229
This... this is an egg!

1547
01:29:16,899 --> 01:29:20,944
Guys, guys, this is-is an egg here,
it's not Katie.

1548
01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:23,864
( CRYING )
- I found her!

1549
01:29:26,033 --> 01:29:29,620
Don't be afraid little Katie,
we won't let anything bad happen to you.

1550
01:29:29,620 --> 01:29:30,537
That's right.

1551
01:29:30,579 --> 01:29:32,539
We won't let those awful
chickens do to you

1552
01:29:32,539 --> 01:29:34,833
what they did to your mother's
bloody, decapitated corpse.

1553
01:29:35,751 --> 01:29:37,878
Mommy!
( CRYING )

1554
01:29:37,878 --> 01:29:40,506
Arbie! Why would you say
something like that?

1555
01:29:41,048 --> 01:29:43,801
<i>Yeah, Counter gir-rl!</i>

1556
01:29:45,719 --> 01:29:49,598
What would make you say
somethin' like that?

1557
01:29:51,016 --> 01:29:52,434
It's Ariel Sharon!
Oh!

1558
01:29:52,476 --> 01:29:54,686
( DEEP EVIL LAUGHTER )

1559
01:29:57,314 --> 01:29:58,398
( CLUCKING )

1560
01:29:59,817 --> 01:30:01,777
( SCREECHING )
- Dear God, no!

1561
01:30:02,402 --> 01:30:05,614
Arbie, we're trapped.
We're dead!

1562
01:30:06,824 --> 01:30:07,950
I know, Wendy.

1563
01:30:08,534 --> 01:30:10,536
But I just want you
to know that:

1564
01:30:10,577 --> 01:30:12,538
I realize now
why you left me.

1565
01:30:14,498 --> 01:30:17,334
Besides the fact
that I had the social skills
and mental skills of a

1566
01:30:17,417 --> 01:30:19,419
shit-covered mongoloid,
I...

1567
01:30:20,087 --> 01:30:21,964
I had no drive,
no ambition;

1568
01:30:22,756 --> 01:30:26,635
I used my parent's disabilities as, ah,
an excuse to avoid college,

1569
01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:28,428
to avoid growing up.

1570
01:30:29,596 --> 01:30:31,682
What I know is:

1571
01:30:31,849 --> 01:30:34,143
you need a man,
not a boy.

1572
01:30:34,601 --> 01:30:37,521
A man to drive you.
A man to inspire you.

1573
01:30:38,230 --> 01:30:40,899
A man support you
in the emotional way,

1574
01:30:40,941 --> 01:30:43,318
not the financial way,
just to make that clear.

1575
01:30:44,611 --> 01:30:46,446
A man to complete you.
A-

1576
01:30:46,446 --> 01:30:47,739
( CLEARING THROAT )

1577
01:30:48,157 --> 01:30:49,199
You... hu... rrrrh-

1578
01:30:49,533 --> 01:30:51,368
Give me one more minute,
okay, just one more minute.

1579
01:30:51,451 --> 01:30:52,786
Oh-

1580
01:30:53,912 --> 01:30:56,123
A man to love and to respect you.

1581
01:30:57,040 --> 01:31:00,419
Even if that man you chose, was a woman!

1582
01:31:01,461 --> 01:31:04,548
Mmmh?
- If we make it through this,
I want you to know that

1583
01:31:04,590 --> 01:31:07,050
I can be that woman.
I could-

1584
01:31:07,426 --> 01:31:08,844
Shhh!

1585
01:31:09,386 --> 01:31:12,306
You had me from
'shit-covered mongoloid. '

1586
01:31:13,056 --> 01:31:14,516
Oh, Wendy!

1587
01:31:15,392 --> 01:31:16,643
( LOUDLY EXHALES )

1588
01:31:16,643 --> 01:31:17,978
Oh-

1589
01:31:17,978 --> 01:31:19,646
Dinner!
( LAUGHS )

1590
01:31:19,646 --> 01:31:21,648
Wauah-

1591
01:31:21,690 --> 01:31:25,652
В¶ Frightening human faces,
bodies strewn about,

1592
01:31:26,153 --> 01:31:27,946
В¶ Would you like a last request,

1593
01:31:27,946 --> 01:31:29,740
В¶ Before I peck your eyeballs out?

1594
01:31:30,407 --> 01:31:32,493
В¶ Mr. Chicken have compassion,

1595
01:31:32,576 --> 01:31:34,828
В¶ Before our bones you start mashin'!

1596
01:31:34,870 --> 01:31:36,497
В¶ Can't you see that we're in love?

1597
01:31:36,914 --> 01:31:38,832
В¶ Sorry I don't give a fuck!

1598
01:31:39,208 --> 01:31:41,293
В¶ We just came to fuck shit up!

1599
01:31:41,335 --> 01:31:43,295
В¶ You show no love for the red skin man,

1600
01:31:43,629 --> 01:31:45,339
В¶ You came, you saw, you raped our land!

1601
01:31:45,672 --> 01:31:47,508
В¶ You white devils are a fiendish breed,

1602
01:31:47,883 --> 01:31:49,968
В¶ You know not love, just death and greed!

1603
01:31:50,010 --> 01:31:51,929
В¶ But I love Arbie, yes it's true,

1604
01:31:52,221 --> 01:31:54,264
В¶ The Indians and chickens we love them too!

1605
01:31:54,306 --> 01:31:56,183
В¶ Bullshit, that's just pillow talk,

1606
01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,685
В¶ You lied to us at Plymouth Rock!

1607
01:31:58,727 --> 01:32:00,813
В¶ The last thing you hear is our squawk!

1608
01:32:00,854 --> 01:32:02,940
В¶ The white man has destroyed our race,

1609
01:32:03,315 --> 01:32:05,192
В¶ You spit in Mother Nature's face!

1610
01:32:05,609 --> 01:32:07,319
В¶ Flightless birds you love to eat,

1611
01:32:07,569 --> 01:32:08,904
В¶ Consume you now

1612
01:32:08,946 --> 01:32:09,947
В¶ The new

1613
01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:10,989
В¶ White

1614
01:32:12,032 --> 01:32:12,783
В¶ Meat!

1615
01:32:13,909 --> 01:32:15,410
В¶ (AMERIND CHANT BEGINS ) В¶...

1616
01:32:18,705 --> 01:32:20,499
Oh!-
( GURGLINGS )

1617
01:32:21,041 --> 01:32:24,503
I'll be with you in just a minute,
I, ohhh!-

1618
01:32:26,296 --> 01:32:28,757
Oh, I got a little gas, I just got a-
( DIARRHEA )

1619
01:32:28,757 --> 01:32:30,259
( FARTING )
I just got a...

1620
01:32:31,218 --> 01:32:33,929
bit of acid reflux.
I just-

1621
01:32:34,388 --> 01:32:36,140
He's going to blow!

1622
01:32:37,141 --> 01:32:38,642
Waaaaaaah!

1623
01:32:39,393 --> 01:32:41,019
( MULTIPLE POPS AND SPLATS )

1624
01:32:47,401 --> 01:32:48,944
( CLUCKING IN BACKGROUND )

1625
01:32:50,696 --> 01:32:53,490
Well that was anti-climactic.
- Yeah.

1626
01:32:53,699 --> 01:32:56,160
I guess he couldn't handle Mexican!

1627
01:32:56,285 --> 01:32:58,245
Paco you're a hero!

1628
01:32:58,245 --> 01:33:00,455
Actually Arbie, he's a grinder.

1629
01:33:01,081 --> 01:33:03,333
No, that's how he died;
he's a sub.

1630
01:33:03,375 --> 01:33:05,544
I may like to be
filled with semen,

1631
01:33:05,586 --> 01:33:07,212
but I ain't no submarine!

1632
01:33:08,130 --> 01:33:10,132
Hey, enough of
these sandwich jokes-

1633
01:33:10,507 --> 01:33:11,717
But we're on a roll!

1634
01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:13,927
No, I am!
( LAUGHS )

1635
01:33:14,553 --> 01:33:16,096
( ALL LAUGH )

1636
01:33:16,472 --> 01:33:18,056
( MAYHEM )

1637
01:33:20,184 --> 01:33:21,602
They're coming in!

1638
01:33:22,644 --> 01:33:25,189
Well guys,
we have a choice:

1639
01:33:25,522 --> 01:33:29,067
we can either
escape out back-and in time,
the demons will take over the world;

1640
01:33:29,485 --> 01:33:33,489
or we can stand-up and fight
and-and we try to save humanity.

1641
01:33:34,364 --> 01:33:36,325
I'm kind of leanin'
towards the former.

1642
01:33:36,533 --> 01:33:38,702
We can't let them
destroy America!

1643
01:33:38,827 --> 01:33:39,912
I say we fight!

1644
01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:41,580
Destroy America?

1645
01:33:41,955 --> 01:33:43,790
Over my dead body!

1646
01:33:44,374 --> 01:33:45,918
( TEARING CLOTH )

1647
01:33:47,085 --> 01:33:49,046
В¶ (MIDDLE EASTERN DRUM ) В¶...

1648
01:33:52,883 --> 01:33:57,179
( BEEPING )

1649
01:33:59,723 --> 01:34:00,766
God Dammit!

1650
01:34:01,099 --> 01:34:03,227
Holy Mother of God!
Humus so you're hot!

1651
01:34:03,268 --> 01:34:04,561
I just want to fuck you!

1652
01:34:04,603 --> 01:34:06,730
Give me head, right now!

1653
01:34:08,649 --> 01:34:10,901
No! No, there must be
another way!

1654
01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:13,821
Go Arbie, you and Wendy must go on.

1655
01:34:14,154 --> 01:34:16,156
Let your love blossom.

1656
01:34:16,156 --> 01:34:18,242
and always remember:

1657
01:34:18,534 --> 01:34:21,745
judge not,
lest you be judged yourself!

1658
01:34:23,163 --> 01:34:26,166
I kill myself
so that democracy can survive!

1659
01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:29,169
May Allah bless America!
( BEEPING INTENSIFIES )

1660
01:34:29,169 --> 01:34:31,630
Die, mother fuckers!
( ULULATES )

1661
01:34:32,422 --> 01:34:34,675
Paco, let's go!
- No, I'm staying.

1662
01:34:34,883 --> 01:34:39,221
America isn't ready to accept
a gay Mexican, chicken sandwich!

1663
01:34:50,607 --> 01:34:52,985
Oh, crap!
I forgot to punch-out my time card.

1664
01:34:53,026 --> 01:34:54,444
I'll be right back.
- No!

1665
01:34:54,945 --> 01:34:57,156
( EXPLOSION )

1666
01:34:58,824 --> 01:35:00,409
( ALL SCREAMING )

1667
01:35:03,328 --> 01:35:04,663
( COUGHING )

1668
01:35:06,874 --> 01:35:10,252
Humus did it!
She martyred
herself to eradicate the

1669
01:35:10,252 --> 01:35:12,254
chicken-slash-Native-American menace!

1670
01:35:13,005 --> 01:35:15,716
Oh Humus,
I hope you get
those 72 Virginians,

1671
01:35:15,716 --> 01:35:17,551
because they are for lovers!

1672
01:35:17,593 --> 01:35:18,802
<i>Woooooah!</i>

1673
01:35:18,844 --> 01:35:21,722
( SCREAMS )
- The Chief! He's turned into
one of the undead!

1674
01:35:22,681 --> 01:35:24,183
( VOMITING )

1675
01:35:26,143 --> 01:35:29,188
Nah, he's just loaded.
Let's go home!

1676
01:35:30,272 --> 01:35:31,607
You just
lie down now, honey.

1677
01:35:31,648 --> 01:35:32,941
Here this will help you relax.

1678
01:35:33,442 --> 01:35:34,485
We'll get you to safety.

1679
01:35:35,235 --> 01:35:38,489
Oh Arbie, you were so brave!
- We all were.

1680
01:35:39,114 --> 01:35:40,240
And by sticking together,

1681
01:35:40,282 --> 01:35:43,202
we rid the world of those insidious beasts.

1682
01:35:44,119 --> 01:35:46,246
You know it's time we start
living our lives right.

1683
01:35:47,414 --> 01:35:48,916
No more dead-end jobs
for Arbie.

1684
01:35:48,957 --> 01:35:51,877
We're safe and sound and the
future never looked brighter.

1685
01:35:52,294 --> 01:35:53,253
And I've learned that...

1686
01:35:53,295 --> 01:35:56,924
protesting big business is
narrow-minded and misguided.

1687
01:35:57,508 --> 01:36:00,511
Maybe by pointing my finger
at the corporate elite and
special interest groups

1688
01:36:00,511 --> 01:36:03,263
I've just been running away for my own insecurities.

1689
01:36:03,806 --> 01:36:05,098
Isn't that right little girl?

1690
01:36:05,599 --> 01:36:07,059
Uh-huh!

1691
01:36:07,768 --> 01:36:10,646
Ah! Uh!
Ugh!

1692
01:36:11,647 --> 01:36:16,193
Arbie, I don't... feel so... good.
( FARTS )

1693
01:36:16,193 --> 01:36:18,779
Aaah!
- It must be the beer talkin'
- Yeah! -Yeah.

1694
01:36:18,779 --> 01:36:20,239
( CLUCKING )

1695
01:36:21,615 --> 01:36:22,991
( FARTS )

1696
01:36:23,700 --> 01:36:25,994
( SCREAMS )
( ALL SCREAM )

1697
01:36:26,870 --> 01:36:28,330
( TIRES SCREECHING )

1698
01:36:29,581 --> 01:36:31,500
( ALL SCREAMING )
( CRASH )

1699
01:36:36,213 --> 01:36:37,673
( SCREAMING CONTINUES )

1700
01:36:40,092 --> 01:36:41,593
( SCREAMING )
( CRASH )

1701
01:36:42,928 --> 01:36:44,346
( EXPLOSION)

1702
01:36:51,103 --> 01:36:52,980
...В¶ You'll be into life,

1703
01:36:52,980 --> 01:36:56,400
В¶ Well, let's all be chickens tonight!

1704
01:36:56,692 --> 01:37:00,529
В¶ We're all gonna die-

1705
01:37:01,488 --> 01:37:03,115
В¶ So think twice,

1706
01:37:03,198 --> 01:37:05,492
В¶ about where you lead!

1707
01:37:05,492 --> 01:37:06,910
В¶ Think twice,

1708
01:37:06,910 --> 01:37:08,829
В¶ about eating meat!

1709
01:37:08,871 --> 01:37:10,247
В¶ Don't kill,

1710
01:37:10,539 --> 01:37:12,416
В¶ little baby chickens!

1711
01:37:12,416 --> 01:37:13,625
В¶ Be nice,

1712
01:37:14,042 --> 01:37:16,420
В¶ and try to find a

1713
01:37:16,420 --> 01:37:19,256
В¶ brand new solution,

1714
01:37:19,256 --> 01:37:24,470
В¶ It's of a chicken resolution!

1715
01:37:25,053 --> 01:37:30,350
В¶ (LAUGHING )

1716
01:37:30,767 --> 01:37:32,269
В¶ Poultrygeist!

1717
01:37:35,564 --> 01:37:37,774
В¶ We're all gonna die-

1718
01:37:37,774 --> 01:37:39,318
В¶ Poultrygeist!

1719
01:37:39,526 --> 01:37:41,487
В¶ We all keep killing them-

1720
01:37:41,487 --> 01:37:42,529
Poultrygeist!

1721
01:37:42,529 --> 01:37:44,573
В¶ Well let's all stop killing-

1722
01:37:44,615 --> 01:37:46,241
В¶ You'll be eaten alive

1723
01:37:46,241 --> 01:37:49,495
В¶ by zombie chickens tonight!

1724
01:37:50,162 --> 01:37:53,457
В¶ We're all gonna die-

1725
01:37:56,835 --> 01:38:00,172
В¶ You're all gonna die-

1726
01:38:00,464 --> 01:38:03,801
В¶ You're all gonna die-

1727
01:38:04,176 --> 01:38:07,387
В¶ Whoo-ooo!

1728
01:38:07,679 --> 01:38:12,184
В¶ We're all gonna die!
( END SONG )

1729
01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:15,145
В¶...

1730
01:38:25,322 --> 01:38:30,494
В¶ All these fried chicken wings
that I'm serving,

1731
01:38:32,412 --> 01:38:34,581
В¶ They make me yearn

1732
01:38:34,623 --> 01:38:39,378
В¶ for your breasts,
legs and thighs.

1733
01:38:39,711 --> 01:38:44,633
В¶ And my hunger for you
is unswerving,

1734
01:38:46,260 --> 01:38:49,638
В¶ Without you my heart stops

1735
01:38:49,638 --> 01:38:53,392
В¶ and my heart dies.

1736
01:38:56,186 --> 01:39:01,733
В¶ All these protests and speeches
I'm making,

1737
01:39:02,401 --> 01:39:09,408
В¶ To end all this chicken suffering
and slaughter.

1738
01:39:10,826 --> 01:39:12,578
В¶ His only response

1739
01:39:12,578 --> 01:39:15,706
В¶ is that I'm faking,

1740
01:39:16,957 --> 01:39:19,001
В¶ Yeah, that I'm gay,

1741
01:39:19,001 --> 01:39:23,922
В¶ just like Dick Cheney's daughter.

1742
01:39:23,922 --> 01:39:28,343
В¶ My need and your buns
make such special sauce-

1743
01:39:28,343 --> 01:39:35,100
В¶ Gay seems my way
to quote Robert Frost.

1744
01:39:35,100 --> 01:39:38,896
В¶ It could have been nostalgia
for all that is lost,

1745
01:39:38,896 --> 01:39:42,232
В¶ Could it be that
our love is star-crossed?

1746
01:39:42,232 --> 01:39:43,609
В¶ Whoa-oooo

1747
01:39:43,609 --> 01:39:50,574
В¶ I sure miss getting
my salad tossed.

1748
01:39:51,617 --> 01:39:55,746
В¶ 'Cause you are my fries,
and your shake makes me shiver,

1749
01:39:55,746 --> 01:39:59,917
В¶ You're my Happy Meal
sent from above.

1750
01:39:59,917 --> 01:40:03,754
В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver,

1751
01:40:03,754 --> 01:40:08,759
В¶ A heavenly slow,
fast food love?

1752
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:31,114
В¶ Since that night
all I have is self-pleasure,

1753
01:40:32,491 --> 01:40:37,996
В¶ Bumping uglies
real hard we did grind,

1754
01:40:40,290 --> 01:40:45,462
В¶ With tissue and hand cream
I can try to remember,

1755
01:40:46,088 --> 01:40:53,011
В¶ How you stuffed this thing,
how you stuffed this thing up my behind.

1756
01:40:56,306 --> 01:41:01,603
В¶ With my partner
in bed I am yearning,

1757
01:41:02,354 --> 01:41:09,153
В¶ To get pleasure and passion
that's the truth.

1758
01:41:09,153 --> 01:41:15,993
В¶ Only thoughts of you
get me burning,

1759
01:41:17,035 --> 01:41:23,750
В¶ Memories of your beef
make me stew.

1760
01:41:23,750 --> 01:41:28,172
В¶ If hearts were like chickens,
yours I'd defrost,

1761
01:41:28,172 --> 01:41:34,928
В¶ To reclaim true love,
what is the cost?

1762
01:41:34,928 --> 01:41:38,849
В¶ It could be nostalgia
for all that is lost,

1763
01:41:39,057 --> 01:41:42,186
В¶ Could it be that our love
is star crossed?

1764
01:41:42,311 --> 01:41:43,729
В¶ Whoa-oooo

1765
01:41:43,729 --> 01:41:49,693
В¶ I sure miss gettin'
my salad tossed.

1766
01:41:51,570 --> 01:41:55,616
В¶ 'Cause you are my fries,
and your shake makes me shiver,

1767
01:41:55,616 --> 01:41:59,953
В¶ You're my Happy Meal
sent from above.

1768
01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:03,707
В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver,

1769
01:42:03,707 --> 01:42:09,087
В¶ A heavenly slow,
fast food love?

1770
01:42:09,087 --> 01:42:13,300
В¶ Come on, let mine out!

1771
01:42:15,969 --> 01:42:20,098
В¶ 'Cause you are my fries,
and your shake makes me shiver,

1772
01:42:20,140 --> 01:42:24,061
В¶ You're my Happy Meal
sent from above.

1773
01:42:24,102 --> 01:42:28,023
В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver,

1774
01:42:28,023 --> 01:42:33,612
В¶ A heavenly slow,
fast food love?

1775
01:42:34,822 --> 01:42:36,865
В¶ I want a piece of you

1776
01:42:40,327 --> 01:42:44,456
В¶ Shake me hard,
top with flour-