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<i>♪ I'm not surprised not everything
lasts ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've broken my heart so many</i>
<i>times I stopped keeping track ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I talk myself in</i>
<i>I talk myself out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I get all worked up</i>
<i>then I let myself down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I tried so very hard</i>
<i>not to lose it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I came up</i>
<i>with a million excuses ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I thought I'd thought</i>
<i>of every possibility ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I know someday</i>
<i>that it'll all turn up ♪</i>

9
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<i>♪ You'll make me work</i>
<i>so we can work to work it out ♪</i>

10
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<i>♪ And a promise you keep that I
give so much more than I get ♪</i>

11
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<i>♪ I just haven't met you yet ♪</i>

12
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<i>♪ I might have to wait</i>
<i>I'll never give up ♪</i>

13
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<i>♪ I guess it's half timing</i>
<i>and the other half's luck ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wherever you are</i>
<i>whenever it's right ♪</i>

15
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<i>♪ You'll come out of nowhere</i>
<i>and into my life ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I know that we can be</i>
<i>so amazing ♪</i>

17
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<i>♪ And maybe love is gonna</i>
<i>change me ♪</i>

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Wait for me! Hey!

19
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Hey, wait for me!

20
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Hey! Get ba...

21
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<i>♪ And somehow I know that it</i>
<i>will all turn out♪</i>

22
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<i>♪ You'll make me work</i>
<i>so we can work to work it out ♪</i>

23
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<i>♪ And a promise you keep ♪</i>

24
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<i>♪ I give so much more than I...</i>

25
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Hi, Daisy!

26
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Hi, Sam.

27
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Uh, you doing... stuff?

28
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I was thinking of flying
over to the glow worm trail.

29
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You want to go? Who, me?

30
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Yes, I would... like to go...

31
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to the trail... with you,
there, please?

32
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Looks like someone
has a girlfriend.

33
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I bet you they'll love
and care for each other.

34
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Oh, gross.

35
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Oh, man, put some cork
in a twitch.

36
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Ooh... smoochy, smoochy.

37
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Max! Agh! Both of you!

38
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Daisy, sorry, just ignore them.

39
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Later then,
at the glow worm trail?

40
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Sounds great, Sam.
I'll meet you there!

41
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Fantastic! I'll...
I'll see you soon!

42
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I can't believe you two!

43
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That's pretty much the most
I've said to Daisy ever!

44
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Now we're on a date.

45
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Can't you two just leave me
alone for two minutes?

46
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You're always just tagging
along beside me.

47
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Hey, Sammy, wait up!

48
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Agh, just leave me alone,
William.

49
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I want to talk to you.

50
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Forget it.

51
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You might have been a little harsh
with Max and Twitch back there.

52
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They started it.

53
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They just can't leave me alone,
even for a minute.

54
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They're your best friends, bro.

55
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If they say stuff that you don't like,
you can't let it get under your wings.

56
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Sometimes others don't understand
that when they joke around...

57
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it can actually hurt feelings.

58
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Look, just keep your chin up,
and always take the high flight.

59
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Okay.

60
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They're your friends, just treat
them how you want to be treated.

61
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You! You vile giant!

62
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You think you can come into our world,
destroy the natural beauty surrounding us?

63
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No, sir! Not today!
Not on my watch!

64
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Die, human scum!

65
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No, please! Take the king, not...

66
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Oh, sir... it's you.

67
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Huh? What is it?

68
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Your sons, my king...

69
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they are late for their fitting.

70
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Go! Get 'em!

71
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Yes, sir!

72
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Agh! I don't really want
to do this, but...

73
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I can't be late again.
Dad'll kill me.

74
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Sorry, Nature.

75
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William! Sam!

76
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Fly!

77
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Sammy!

78
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William!

79
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William!

80
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William? Sammy?

81
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Sam, oh, am I glad to see you.

82
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Your father would have
had my head if...

83
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Will? Sam, you don't want to...

84
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Will? Will, wake up.

85
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Well, he's alive... but barely.

86
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William needs
medical attention, now!

87
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Take him to the infirmary!

88
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Samuel... my son...

89
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now is not a time for tears.

90
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For eons, we Pixies
have been a proud community...

91
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and so it has been
for generations...

92
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whomsoever performs a misdeed against us,
suffers the fate of the Pixie Curse.

93
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Samuel, my son, you shall bear the
brunt of our curse against this enemy.

94
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Take that human back home and insure
that he lives a life of misfortune...

95
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for all of eternity,
so say I, king of the Pixies!

96
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Don't worry, we'll get him.

97
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For sure... we'll get him.

98
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We'll get him good.

99
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Long day.

100
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Ahh... honey, I'm home.

101
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Hm, looks like it's just me
and you again, bed.

102
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That guy can really sleep.

103
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Talk about hittin' the snooze
button, huh?

104
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Where's Sam?

105
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Getting ice cream? You wish.

106
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About time.

107
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Hello to you, too.

108
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Max, Twitch...

109
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to insure victory in combat,
you must study your opponent.

110
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Admire, respect their
attributes.

111
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Now, let's drop a book
on his face.

112
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Ow! Stupid shelf.

113
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Oh!

114
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Yow! Ow!

115
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Oh, man, great work, guys...
seriously.

116
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Oh, we've only just begun.

117
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Ahh.

118
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Yeah.

119
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Hmm. Mm-mm?

120
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Don't remember opening that
thing, hmm. Oh, well.

121
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Agh! Oh, no!

122
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Fire! Fire! Fire!

123
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Hmm.

124
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Agh!

125
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You okay? Yeah, I'm good.

126
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Oop, get that.

127
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Huh?

128
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Cat head. Did you say something?

129
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Joe, you okay? I'm good.

130
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Hmm.

131
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Yeah, yeah!

132
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Agh! My foot!

133
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For the umpteenth time,
I'm not going out with you, Joe.

134
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Aw, come on, Betty,
it'll be great!

135
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We could play doctor.

136
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No, my work and home lives
are separate, thank you.

137
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But we already know
each other so well.

138
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And that's why I have to turn
a charmer like you down.

139
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Last thing I need to date
is a walking disaster.

140
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Ouch.

141
00:13:06,431 --> 00:13:07,762
You're a nice guy, Joe...

142
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but you'll be a lot nicer when I don't
see you here three times a week.

143
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That was colder
than your stethoscope.

144
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Whoa! Whoa!

145
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Go on, get out of here.
Scoot, scoot.

146
00:13:23,698 --> 00:13:25,528
All right. Git!

147
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Whoa, yeah, my bad.

148
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Sorry.

149
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Something's wrong, my luck
these days is just horrible.

150
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Huh?

151
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,763
Huh?

152
00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:10,163
Hello?

153
00:14:10,198 --> 00:14:12,188
Joe, where the heck are you?

154
00:14:12,264 --> 00:14:15,698
I'm on my way, sorry,
I had an accident.

155
00:14:15,765 --> 00:14:18,130
Again with the accidents.

156
00:14:18,198 --> 00:14:21,688
Ma'am, just bring your keys to Vincent over
there and he'll take good care of you.

157
00:14:21,765 --> 00:14:24,664
Vincent? You put Vincent
in the shop?

158
00:14:24,732 --> 00:14:26,255
What? He's good.

159
00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:28,560
He doesn't know his alternator
from his elbow.

160
00:14:28,631 --> 00:14:32,121
Maybe, but his elbow is on time.

161
00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:36,098
You said you'd be done in an
hour. One hour, you said!

162
00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:37,461
We'll miss the special!

163
00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:39,725
How is she supposed
to get her blintzes?

164
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:42,196
I love the blintzes.

165
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,159
She loves the blintzes,
crazy about 'em!

166
00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:48,164
All she has left
are these blintzes!

167
00:14:48,231 --> 00:14:50,096
And now... no blintzes.

168
00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:52,427
I don't know what to do
without blintzes.

169
00:14:52,498 --> 00:14:54,465
She is lost without these
blintzes.

170
00:14:54,531 --> 00:14:56,555
You're tearing her apart here,
I tell you!

171
00:14:56,631 --> 00:14:58,621
Apart is what we're torn!

172
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,460
Something bad will happen.

173
00:15:00,531 --> 00:15:03,123
She needs the blintzes!

174
00:15:03,198 --> 00:15:05,665
Joe, just...
just get here quickly.

175
00:15:05,732 --> 00:15:07,358
We need you at the desk.

176
00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:11,262
Dad, I can work on the...
the cars, Dad!

177
00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:12,696
I'm actually very competent.

178
00:15:12,765 --> 00:15:15,162
It's not like every second of
my life is a complete disast...

179
00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:17,764
Whoa.

180
00:15:18,032 --> 00:15:19,055
You guys do that one?

181
00:15:19,131 --> 00:15:21,065
That one was all
the wingless wonder.

182
00:15:24,598 --> 00:15:27,565
Agh! Just one moment of peace!

183
00:15:29,498 --> 00:15:31,624
Oh, my gosh, are you okay?

184
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,563
I'm fine, just fine, I...

185
00:15:36,798 --> 00:15:39,765
Are you sure? Because I hit you
pretty hard with that door.

186
00:15:44,164 --> 00:15:46,063
Aw, that looks pretty bad.

187
00:15:46,131 --> 00:15:47,325
Uh...

188
00:15:47,398 --> 00:15:49,025
You know, I wasn't even
paying attention.

189
00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:51,224
I was just fiddling around
with my phone thing.

190
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:55,425
Technological distraction, just more
industrial junk to distract us, right?

191
00:15:55,498 --> 00:15:57,226
Ooh, kitty video!

192
00:16:04,498 --> 00:16:06,362
Guy... hey! Snap out of it.

193
00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,989
Come on, let's go
get you some ice.

194
00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:20,161
Take a load off.

195
00:16:22,164 --> 00:16:24,495
Oh, relax, I'll be right
back with that ice.

196
00:16:24,565 --> 00:16:26,464
Welcome to the jungle, baby.

197
00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:33,031
Oh, wow, she's so cute.

198
00:16:33,098 --> 00:16:34,622
Maybe my luck has changed.

199
00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:42,064
<i>JOE Um, I should
say something. Uh...</i>

200
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,030
You take all these?

201
00:16:44,098 --> 00:16:46,361
Yup! Each and every one.

202
00:16:46,431 --> 00:16:47,693
This is the Valdez spill?

203
00:16:47,765 --> 00:16:50,722
Yeah, I took that one when
I was seven, just before my birthday.

204
00:16:50,732 --> 00:16:51,630
Where's this?

205
00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:53,096
Which one?

206
00:16:53,164 --> 00:16:54,688
The kid on a pile of tech junk.

207
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:57,391
Oh, India...

208
00:16:57,465 --> 00:16:59,728
You know most of our tech waste ends
up in a landfill in foreign countries?

209
00:16:59,798 --> 00:17:01,991
Eh, didn't know.

210
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,657
Uh, I might be out of ice.

211
00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:08,096
Hey, this tsunami one
is pretty intense.

212
00:17:08,164 --> 00:17:09,688
Yeah, Sumatra...

213
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,362
I was having some freshly roasted
coffee with a few travel mates...

214
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,696
when, whoosh! It just hit!

215
00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:15,732
I mean, lucky timing, I guess.

216
00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:17,662
Hey, I can't find any ice,
but I got this.

217
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,460
Got what? Here.

218
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,556
Do you always attack
your guests with meat products?

219
00:17:23,631 --> 00:17:27,428
Um, it's Tofurky,
so technically it's not meat.

220
00:17:27,498 --> 00:17:29,260
And I don't have ice,
so this is gonna have to do.

221
00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:33,196
Avegan with a throwing arm, I
didn't think that was possible.

222
00:17:33,264 --> 00:17:35,561
Hey, if you have a problem with vegans,
you're gonna have two black eyes.

223
00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:38,689
No, no, this is good.
I surrender.

224
00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:43,365
Atta boy, we vegans aren't
all that bad, are we?

225
00:17:43,431 --> 00:17:46,762
I guess not. Pictures
are a little heavy, though.

226
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:51,055
Negative effects of environmental abuse
was a good angle for my last art show.

227
00:17:51,131 --> 00:17:53,564
I'm actually getting ready
for my next art show this week.

228
00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:57,257
It's a diorama set of a 1950's amusement
park, and I've sculpted everything...

229
00:17:57,331 --> 00:17:58,389
Hear anything?

230
00:17:58,465 --> 00:18:02,398
I think I discovered a secret,
human language.

231
00:18:10,565 --> 00:18:12,429
Hey, guys, check this out.

232
00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:15,465
Looks like Joe might
have a girlfriend.

233
00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:17,691
We'll see about that.

234
00:18:20,598 --> 00:18:22,428
I'd like to hear
what they're saying.

235
00:18:22,498 --> 00:18:25,465
You can see it on his face.
He's...

236
00:18:25,531 --> 00:18:26,759
In love.

237
00:18:27,031 --> 00:18:29,021
Isn't that how you
look at Daisy?

238
00:18:29,098 --> 00:18:30,326
No! I don't!

239
00:18:30,398 --> 00:18:33,388
You do! You <i>so</i> do.

240
00:18:33,465 --> 00:18:36,159
Okay, dead wings for both
of you.

241
00:18:37,398 --> 00:18:40,388
This sculpture is incredible.
You're very talented.

242
00:18:40,465 --> 00:18:42,091
Well, thank you,
thank you very much.

243
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:45,723
World traveler, masterful
artist, Elvis impersonator...

244
00:18:45,798 --> 00:18:48,162
and a looker to boot.

245
00:18:48,231 --> 00:18:51,665
You probably'd say that to all the
people who physically assault you.

246
00:18:51,732 --> 00:18:53,221
No, I'm serious.

247
00:18:56,798 --> 00:19:01,595
Uh, hey, Dad, no, I...
I had another...

248
00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:05,291
Yeah, yeah, I know, but I...

249
00:19:05,365 --> 00:19:07,093
I'll be right there.

250
00:19:07,164 --> 00:19:09,427
Hear anything?

251
00:19:09,498 --> 00:19:12,659
I can't hear a thing
but my conscience crying.

252
00:19:12,732 --> 00:19:13,755
What?

253
00:19:14,031 --> 00:19:15,760
I mean, maybe we should
take a break.

254
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:19,760
And get lectured by your dad?
No, thanks!

255
00:19:20,031 --> 00:19:23,089
I could go for some eats. There's
a Mexican skip around here.

256
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:26,427
It's supposed to be
<i>muy deliciosa!</i>

257
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:29,021
Is that on your Wing Watchers
approved diet?

258
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:33,997
No, but in the city, no one can
hear me eating burritos.

259
00:19:34,064 --> 00:19:36,725
It's actually your silent ones
that are the problem.

260
00:19:36,798 --> 00:19:39,492
You are so dead!

261
00:19:39,565 --> 00:19:42,589
I'd rather take my dad's
lecture.

262
00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:45,154
Listen, I'm running late
for work.

263
00:19:45,231 --> 00:19:47,596
Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry
to have kept you.

264
00:19:47,665 --> 00:19:49,689
No, no, the pleasure
is all mine.

265
00:19:49,765 --> 00:19:53,061
I, uh... I was wondering...

266
00:19:53,131 --> 00:19:56,257
If I treat you to an apology
dinner for smashing your face?

267
00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:58,628
Uh, yeah? Yeah.

268
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,994
Sure.

269
00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:01,463
For real?

270
00:20:01,531 --> 00:20:03,020
My name is Michelle.

271
00:20:03,098 --> 00:20:06,088
Joe... nice to have my face
smashed by you.

272
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,393
Pleasure was all mine.

273
00:20:08,465 --> 00:20:11,489
This is the part where
you ask for my number.

274
00:20:11,565 --> 00:20:14,691
I'm... I'm not very good
at this, am I?

275
00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:17,630
No, Joe, you're not.

276
00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:29,222
Max, did you just power bomb
Twitch?

277
00:20:29,298 --> 00:20:35,163
<i>Yo quiero nacho libre!</i>
<i>El Supremo Maximo!</i>

278
00:20:37,231 --> 00:20:38,528
Oh, yeah!

279
00:20:41,131 --> 00:20:43,257
Who da' man? You da' man.

280
00:20:43,331 --> 00:20:48,287
Whoa, that's a lady.
You da' lady, man.

281
00:20:49,764 --> 00:20:51,754
Sammy, our mark is leaving.

282
00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:59,995
Guys! Come on! Let's give
it a rest for a bit.

283
00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:09,389
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

284
00:21:13,031 --> 00:21:14,123
Yeah.

285
00:21:16,465 --> 00:21:19,398
She likes me!
She really likes m...

286
00:21:23,264 --> 00:21:26,561
Hey, Dad, I'm
gonna be a little late.

287
00:21:30,431 --> 00:21:32,125
You guys are impossible.

288
00:22:08,697 --> 00:22:11,221
Hey! Today ruled!

289
00:22:11,298 --> 00:22:13,629
Michelle's the greatest thing
I've ever seen.

290
00:22:15,598 --> 00:22:19,429
Doo, doo, doo, dah, doo...

291
00:22:31,697 --> 00:22:34,460
Hm?

292
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,361
Hm.

293
00:22:38,431 --> 00:22:40,591
Stupid toothpaste lid.

294
00:22:51,598 --> 00:22:54,224
Hrumph! Give me that!

295
00:23:17,331 --> 00:23:19,230
All right,
so life's not perfect.

296
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:21,628
I did get to meet
the girl of my dreams.

297
00:23:21,697 --> 00:23:25,028
Tomorrow, it will be better.

298
00:23:28,231 --> 00:23:31,323
Wish tomorrow could be better
for me, too, big guy.

299
00:23:31,398 --> 00:23:33,660
Sammy, what's the matter?

300
00:23:33,731 --> 00:23:36,755
I'm not feeling it.
This isn't fun.

301
00:23:37,031 --> 00:23:38,430
You're avenging your brother.

302
00:23:38,498 --> 00:23:41,329
The fun part is just... fun.

303
00:23:42,264 --> 00:23:43,390
Sam!

304
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:47,625
Let him go! He has to figure
this out by himself.

305
00:24:07,331 --> 00:24:09,059
How's he doing?

306
00:24:09,131 --> 00:24:11,098
He's doing much better, Samuel.

307
00:24:32,498 --> 00:24:35,726
Sam? Sam!

308
00:24:35,797 --> 00:24:38,026
I haven't seen you in forever.

309
00:24:38,098 --> 00:24:39,258
How are you?

310
00:24:39,331 --> 00:24:40,423
I'm great.

311
00:24:40,498 --> 00:24:43,158
You look... stunning.

312
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,561
Why thank you, fair prince.

313
00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:50,229
I've missed... well,
I've missed being here.

314
00:24:52,131 --> 00:24:53,722
I've missed you, too.

315
00:24:53,797 --> 00:24:57,424
Sam, you've just missed
the craziest thing.

316
00:24:57,498 --> 00:24:59,226
It was insane!

317
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:01,424
Pixie Tom, you know,
the slug farmer?

318
00:25:01,497 --> 00:25:03,726
Was flipping his lid!

319
00:25:03,797 --> 00:25:08,560
I opened up the gate,
and it's like, Slug-apalooza!

320
00:25:08,630 --> 00:25:10,188
You've gotta see this.

321
00:25:10,264 --> 00:25:13,231
No, Twitch...
I don't gotta see that.

322
00:25:13,298 --> 00:25:15,628
I want to mingle
with my Pixies for once.

323
00:25:15,697 --> 00:25:19,222
Oh... oh...

324
00:25:19,298 --> 00:25:21,424
Um... hey, Daisy!

325
00:25:21,497 --> 00:25:23,124
Hi, Twitch.

326
00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:25,721
Nice to see you and Max
haven't changed.

327
00:25:25,797 --> 00:25:27,730
I think that was an insult.

328
00:25:27,797 --> 00:25:30,355
Ah, it's gotta be a compliment.

329
00:25:30,431 --> 00:25:32,193
That was a compliment, right?

330
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,458
Not in your wildest dreams.

331
00:25:34,530 --> 00:25:38,328
Hey, Sam, we never
got that date.

332
00:25:38,398 --> 00:25:40,591
How about we zip
to the glow worm trail?

333
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,291
Without your buddies.

334
00:25:42,365 --> 00:25:44,524
Sure, that's great.

335
00:25:45,697 --> 00:25:48,130
Wait! What about the curse?

336
00:26:13,064 --> 00:26:14,326
Hello?

337
00:26:14,398 --> 00:26:18,161
Hello? Sir?

338
00:26:18,231 --> 00:26:19,561
Are you here?

339
00:26:19,630 --> 00:26:22,620
Distraction!

340
00:26:22,697 --> 00:26:26,494
Well? Whoa? Whoo!

341
00:26:26,564 --> 00:26:29,225
It's Samuel,
he's in the village.

342
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:32,060
He's... Not with the human?

343
00:26:32,131 --> 00:26:33,529
Take me to him, at once!

344
00:26:33,597 --> 00:26:36,258
That boy has a lesson to learn.

345
00:26:36,331 --> 00:26:38,422
You've really surprised me.

346
00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:40,260
I thought I'd never
see you again.

347
00:26:40,331 --> 00:26:42,661
You can't keep the prodigal son
away from home forever.

348
00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:44,630
So what's it like?

349
00:26:44,697 --> 00:26:46,630
Being on the outside
all the time?

350
00:26:46,697 --> 00:26:48,096
A lot less fun.

351
00:26:48,164 --> 00:26:51,426
Humans live to work and there's
no one to really talk to.

352
00:26:51,497 --> 00:26:52,496
No?

353
00:26:52,564 --> 00:26:54,690
What about Bumble Dee
and Bumble Dumb?

354
00:26:54,764 --> 00:26:59,061
Well, they're dependable, but I think you
summed them up pretty well yourself.

355
00:26:59,131 --> 00:27:02,723
Well, I don't see them
around. Do you?

356
00:27:02,797 --> 00:27:05,287
I suppose not.

357
00:27:13,264 --> 00:27:14,696
Ow! That's two.

358
00:27:14,764 --> 00:27:16,458
Want to go for a third?

359
00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:19,088
No... you slap too hard.

360
00:27:19,164 --> 00:27:20,755
That's the point.

361
00:27:21,031 --> 00:27:24,691
Yeah, well, how about
if I gave you a dead wing?

362
00:27:26,797 --> 00:27:29,162
Oh! My funny bone!

363
00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:33,289
I'm genuinely surprised, all that extra
you doesn't work like an air bag.

364
00:27:38,397 --> 00:27:40,455
I think Sammy's in trouble.

365
00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:45,664
Wow...

366
00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:48,028
spoiling the moment... again.

367
00:27:48,098 --> 00:27:50,394
Sam, your dad, he's...

368
00:27:50,464 --> 00:27:51,487
Super mad...

369
00:27:51,564 --> 00:27:54,122
likeveins-bursting-
from-his-head mad.

370
00:27:54,198 --> 00:27:55,290
And he's...

371
00:27:55,364 --> 00:27:59,320
Standing in the presence
of the disgrace I call my son.

372
00:27:59,397 --> 00:28:01,694
Dad, I... Save it!

373
00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:05,492
When I make a declaration,
I stand by my decree.

374
00:28:05,564 --> 00:28:08,463
Here you are making
a fool of yourself...

375
00:28:08,530 --> 00:28:10,259
and making a fool
of this family!

376
00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:11,763
It's not like that, Dad.

377
00:28:12,031 --> 00:28:15,192
Oh, no? Then please explain
to me what this is...

378
00:28:15,264 --> 00:28:19,163
because what I see is a son
disobeying his father...

379
00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:23,096
so he can trounce around
with some questionable girl.

380
00:28:23,164 --> 00:28:24,391
Some, girl?

381
00:28:24,464 --> 00:28:26,488
Don't you dare raise your voice
to me, young man!

382
00:28:26,564 --> 00:28:28,360
All you care about is vengeance!

383
00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:29,624
What about love, Dad?

384
00:28:29,697 --> 00:28:33,131
Did you ever think that maybe it would
be nice if I fell in love? Did you?

385
00:28:33,198 --> 00:28:35,188
Love?

386
00:28:35,264 --> 00:28:38,321
You don't know a thing
about love.

387
00:28:38,397 --> 00:28:42,592
Love is when you build a kingdom
with your bare hands...

388
00:28:42,664 --> 00:28:44,358
to impress a woman.

389
00:28:45,464 --> 00:28:51,591
You spend 110 years of your life
raising two heirs to the throne...

390
00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:55,427
and when someone takes that all
away from you, you make them pay!

391
00:28:55,497 --> 00:28:59,430
And too scared to exact that
revenge yourself, you send me.

392
00:28:59,497 --> 00:29:01,464
Get out of my kingdom.

393
00:29:01,530 --> 00:29:02,656
Dad...

394
00:29:02,731 --> 00:29:06,630
Get out, leave!
And don't come back.

395
00:29:07,198 --> 00:29:09,097
Dad?

396
00:29:10,364 --> 00:29:11,592
Sammy?

397
00:29:11,664 --> 00:29:13,392
I have to go.

398
00:29:19,231 --> 00:29:21,288
Awkward.

399
00:29:24,397 --> 00:29:26,762
Stupid curse, you want me
to ruin a guy's life?

400
00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:30,192
Is that what you want? Fine.

401
00:30:00,588 --> 00:30:02,107
What the...

402
00:30:02,131 --> 00:30:04,155
How'd a squirrel get
in here? Those aren't nuts!

403
00:30:04,230 --> 00:30:06,027
Wait, ow!

404
00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:16,192
Ah, toast.

405
00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:22,290
Good morning, Mr. Bluebird.

406
00:30:22,364 --> 00:30:25,490
Your friend here had a little
success with the ladies.

407
00:30:27,197 --> 00:30:30,221
Surprised? I know, so was I.

408
00:30:30,297 --> 00:30:33,163
I think today is gonna
be a brand-new start for Joe.

409
00:30:33,697 --> 00:30:35,220
Huh?

410
00:30:35,297 --> 00:30:37,662
Agh! Hot!

411
00:30:37,731 --> 00:30:39,357
It's hot!

412
00:30:44,263 --> 00:30:46,560
Agh! Fire! Fire!

413
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:58,027
Stupid nature.

414
00:30:58,098 --> 00:30:59,655
What a mess?

415
00:30:59,731 --> 00:31:01,698
Why me?

416
00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:06,158
Huh... hello?

417
00:31:09,797 --> 00:31:11,388
Footprints?

418
00:31:11,464 --> 00:31:13,091
Ah... ah...

419
00:31:19,464 --> 00:31:20,658
Hey!

420
00:31:20,731 --> 00:31:23,391
Wh... did you just talk?

421
00:31:25,764 --> 00:31:27,162
You just talked.

422
00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:30,254
You said, "Hey." I heard you!

423
00:31:30,330 --> 00:31:32,559
What are you?

424
00:31:32,630 --> 00:31:36,188
I'm not letting you out of there
until you tell me what you are.

425
00:31:36,263 --> 00:31:39,253
Fine, I'm here to give you a memo
from the flies in your kitchen.

426
00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:41,093
They're forming a union.

427
00:31:41,163 --> 00:31:44,426
You can talk! How? What are you?

428
00:31:44,497 --> 00:31:47,692
I'm a figment
of your imagination.

429
00:31:47,764 --> 00:31:49,560
Now go see your psychiatrist.

430
00:31:49,630 --> 00:31:52,620
Atalking bumble bee?
What a smart aleck.

431
00:31:52,697 --> 00:31:55,630
Do I look like a bumble bee?
They're fuzzy.

432
00:31:55,697 --> 00:31:59,130
Wish I had a stinger, though.
I'd sting you with my butt.

433
00:31:59,197 --> 00:32:02,063
A few more hours in there and
you'll take me more seriously.

434
00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:12,758
Okay, okay...

435
00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:16,191
I'm a pixie, okay,
see the wings?

436
00:32:16,263 --> 00:32:18,423
Huh... why are you
in my kitchen?

437
00:32:18,497 --> 00:32:22,692
I'm... um, I'm fulfilling
an obligation to my people.

438
00:32:22,764 --> 00:32:24,526
Obligation?

439
00:32:24,597 --> 00:32:27,564
You have been cursed.

440
00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:29,392
Yeah, tell me about it.

441
00:32:29,464 --> 00:32:32,158
We cursed you.

442
00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:33,720
Hm?

443
00:32:33,797 --> 00:32:38,389
You dumped some garbage into the ravine
and my brother is still badly hurt.

444
00:32:38,464 --> 00:32:41,659
You nearly killed me and
destroyed half our village.

445
00:32:41,731 --> 00:32:43,630
You've been cursed ever since.

446
00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:46,289
All this time, it's been you?

447
00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:48,388
Every time I fell
or ran into stuff?

448
00:32:48,464 --> 00:32:50,192
All the trips to the hospital?

449
00:32:50,263 --> 00:32:54,390
All the embarrassing, humiliating
moments when... it was you?

450
00:32:54,464 --> 00:32:56,624
Why? Why would you
do that to me?

451
00:32:56,697 --> 00:32:58,459
I told you, when you...

452
00:32:58,530 --> 00:33:01,463
Because I dumped garbage
into a river?

453
00:33:01,530 --> 00:33:05,088
I know, I... look, it's just
the way we do things.

454
00:33:06,330 --> 00:33:08,092
Wait, no!
You can't leave me here!

455
00:33:08,163 --> 00:33:11,460
I'm not letting you screw
up my life anymore!

456
00:33:29,364 --> 00:33:31,990
Ahh.

457
00:33:32,063 --> 00:33:33,257
Hm.

458
00:33:42,163 --> 00:33:44,653
Okay, this is gonna be okay.

459
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:49,391
Any minute now, Max and Twitch
will arrive to save me.

460
00:33:49,464 --> 00:33:53,522
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

461
00:33:55,397 --> 00:33:58,228
Yup, any minute now.

462
00:34:00,797 --> 00:34:02,388
Hey, Dad, lookin' sharp.

463
00:34:02,464 --> 00:34:05,522
Joe, we agreed you weren't
supposed to be in here.

464
00:34:05,597 --> 00:34:08,428
Now get back to the desk
and answer the phones!

465
00:34:08,497 --> 00:34:10,521
Check the ignition cables?

466
00:34:10,597 --> 00:34:14,758
Yeah, I checked all the cables,
replaced the fuel pump, the starter.

467
00:34:14,973 --> 00:34:16,773
Give her another start.

468
00:34:16,797 --> 00:34:18,354
Try it again.

469
00:34:18,430 --> 00:34:20,329
Joe, I'm warning you.

470
00:34:20,397 --> 00:34:22,330
And... that should do it?

471
00:34:24,297 --> 00:34:25,730
What's next, Pops?

472
00:34:27,564 --> 00:34:29,531
Hee-yaw!

473
00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:33,156
He shoots... he scores!

474
00:34:34,430 --> 00:34:38,261
Hee-yaw! Hee-yaw!

475
00:34:40,263 --> 00:34:42,127
Huh.

476
00:34:43,397 --> 00:34:45,296
Whoa! Whoa...

477
00:34:46,364 --> 00:34:48,024
I got it! I got it!

478
00:34:52,797 --> 00:34:54,024
Diddah!

479
00:34:54,097 --> 00:34:56,587
Hee-yaw...

480
00:34:56,664 --> 00:34:58,221
Help.

481
00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:01,691
Hey, Joe! Yeah?

482
00:35:01,764 --> 00:35:04,094
That was pretty incredible
back there.

483
00:35:04,163 --> 00:35:05,221
Yeah?

484
00:35:05,297 --> 00:35:07,696
Yeah, remember that promotion
we were talking about?

485
00:35:07,764 --> 00:35:10,026
Yeah. Well, let's do it.

486
00:35:10,097 --> 00:35:11,496
How about floor manager?

487
00:35:11,564 --> 00:35:14,554
Really? You even have
tomorrow off to celebrate.

488
00:35:14,630 --> 00:35:16,529
Why don't you go
meet a nice girl?

489
00:35:16,597 --> 00:35:17,956
Already one step ahead
of you, Dad.

490
00:35:18,030 --> 00:35:20,224
Oh, so that's
what's got you goin'.

491
00:35:20,297 --> 00:35:22,491
I'm working on it.

492
00:35:22,564 --> 00:35:25,326
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

493
00:35:25,397 --> 00:35:27,660
Whoo! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

494
00:35:27,731 --> 00:35:29,288
Go, Little Goobers!

495
00:35:29,364 --> 00:35:32,331
I swear by all that is holy...

496
00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:34,489
if you don't get off my slug...

497
00:35:34,564 --> 00:35:36,463
Agh!

498
00:35:36,530 --> 00:35:40,156
This pitch fork is goin
g where the sun don't shine!

499
00:35:41,330 --> 00:35:45,422
That was awesome!
Sammy would have loved that.

500
00:35:45,497 --> 00:35:48,123
Hey, where is Sammy?

501
00:35:48,197 --> 00:35:52,221
Sam? Yeah, uh, Sam.

502
00:35:52,297 --> 00:35:53,628
Where are you?

503
00:35:57,630 --> 00:36:00,028
I see him. Where?

504
00:36:00,097 --> 00:36:02,530
Over there,
he's underneath that glass.

505
00:36:02,597 --> 00:36:05,462
What the heck
is he doing in there?

506
00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:07,019
Ssh!

507
00:36:07,097 --> 00:36:08,655
I'm trying to figure it out.

508
00:36:11,030 --> 00:36:13,429
Really? Do you have
to do that now?

509
00:36:13,497 --> 00:36:16,623
What? Slug riding
always makes me hungry.

510
00:36:16,697 --> 00:36:18,357
Is there anything that doesn't?

511
00:36:18,430 --> 00:36:23,261
Diets... no, wait,
those make me super hungry.

512
00:36:23,330 --> 00:36:26,229
Wake up! Sam!

513
00:36:26,297 --> 00:36:28,764
He's not moving.

514
00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:36,495
Whoa! Look who's all smiles
and happy time.

515
00:36:36,564 --> 00:36:39,463
And he's here to share a little
of that happy time...

516
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,690
with the lady he's been
thinking about all day.

517
00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:44,060
Referring to yourself
in the third person?

518
00:36:44,130 --> 00:36:46,097
This has to be something major.

519
00:36:46,163 --> 00:36:47,460
I'll give you one guess.

520
00:36:47,530 --> 00:36:50,326
Who's got two thumbs, one eye
and a promotion at work?

521
00:36:50,397 --> 00:36:51,489
Ooh, who?

522
00:36:51,564 --> 00:36:54,497
This guy right here.

523
00:36:54,564 --> 00:36:58,190
Stop, Joe! Put me down,
I'm gonna hurl!

524
00:36:58,263 --> 00:37:01,128
I just got promoted to the
manager of the car garage.

525
00:37:01,197 --> 00:37:05,153
Nothing I'd rather do than take you
out for a nice, celebration dinner.

526
00:37:05,230 --> 00:37:06,458
What do you say?

527
00:37:06,530 --> 00:37:09,053
Ah, absolutely. Yes!

528
00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,256
III pick you up at 7:00 sharp.

529
00:37:22,564 --> 00:37:26,224
Do you think he's<i>... muerto?</i>

530
00:37:26,297 --> 00:37:27,457
Don't say that.

531
00:37:28,597 --> 00:37:32,189
Sam? Sammy? You alive in there?

532
00:37:32,263 --> 00:37:34,093
Twitch... Max...

533
00:37:34,163 --> 00:37:37,289
Oh, man, I had the worst dream.

534
00:37:37,364 --> 00:37:39,194
No dream, I was caught!

535
00:37:39,263 --> 00:37:40,822
Twitch, Max, thank goodness
you're here!

536
00:37:50,163 --> 00:37:52,221
You guys gotta hide. Great.

537
00:37:55,497 --> 00:37:58,225
Hey! Guess what?
I had the perfect day.

538
00:37:58,297 --> 00:38:02,287
Not a single incident, all thanks
to this little, glass jail.

539
00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:04,728
Little guy knocked himself out
trying to escape.

540
00:38:04,796 --> 00:38:06,229
Tenacious.

541
00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:19,321
That was mine!

542
00:38:21,030 --> 00:38:22,224
Coast is clear.

543
00:38:22,297 --> 00:38:24,025
Hoo-hoo-cah-choo!

544
00:38:24,097 --> 00:38:25,530
He can see us, dummy!

545
00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:27,530
Look, I almost got out
of here all on my own.

546
00:38:27,597 --> 00:38:29,359
With the three of us
working together...

547
00:38:29,430 --> 00:38:31,760
we should have no problem
knocking this thing over.

548
00:38:32,030 --> 00:38:35,122
Okay, got it. Yo comprende.

549
00:38:35,197 --> 00:38:40,597
Um, on the boring days, I've been reading
Joe's Spanish-English dictionary.

550
00:38:43,397 --> 00:38:45,193
On the count of three, we push.

551
00:38:45,263 --> 00:38:48,662
One, two, three!

552
00:38:49,664 --> 00:38:51,130
Harder!

553
00:38:55,464 --> 00:38:59,124
Everything hurts!

554
00:38:59,197 --> 00:39:00,220
But we're almost there.

555
00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:02,093
One more push.

556
00:39:04,796 --> 00:39:10,696
Ah-comite-comite-cora!
Ah-comite-comite-cora!

557
00:39:10,763 --> 00:39:12,355
Tay-nay-tay, tah-nah-tah...

558
00:39:12,430 --> 00:39:15,625
Hooru-hooru, nah-nah-ti-ti-ti...

559
00:39:15,696 --> 00:39:17,129
Wakka-fi-fi-fay.

560
00:39:17,197 --> 00:39:19,221
Harooha-harooha...

561
00:39:29,730 --> 00:39:31,129
He's waking up!

562
00:39:31,197 --> 00:39:34,289
Oh... what time is it?

563
00:39:34,364 --> 00:39:35,363
Hey, there's more!

564
00:39:35,364 --> 00:39:38,456
Run, you fools!
Sam, use your wings!

565
00:39:38,530 --> 00:39:41,621
Right... but it was just... it was
so much more dramatic this way.

566
00:39:41,696 --> 00:39:43,493
Let's get out of here!

567
00:39:44,663 --> 00:39:46,994
Stop!

568
00:39:47,063 --> 00:39:48,223
I missed my date.

569
00:39:48,297 --> 00:39:50,423
I missed my date with Michelle!

570
00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:54,689
This is all your fault.

571
00:39:57,696 --> 00:39:59,686
Get back here!

572
00:40:17,063 --> 00:40:19,394
That was really close.

573
00:40:19,464 --> 00:40:23,556
Look, guys, I'm... I'm sorry
about what I said before.

574
00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,426
You were there for me.

575
00:40:25,497 --> 00:40:27,464
You're my best friends.

576
00:40:27,530 --> 00:40:30,087
I'm sorry... bring it in.

577
00:40:31,097 --> 00:40:32,688
Oop, that's a little tight, Max.

578
00:40:36,596 --> 00:40:39,428
You! Fly. Everybody fly!

579
00:40:42,430 --> 00:40:44,329
Yo, 'Zilla!

580
00:40:54,330 --> 00:40:56,263
Wow.

581
00:41:02,130 --> 00:41:03,222
You!

582
00:41:07,530 --> 00:41:10,258
I just want to be left alone!

583
00:41:10,330 --> 00:41:12,762
I missed the perfect date
with the girl of my dreams...

584
00:41:13,030 --> 00:41:14,656
because of you and your trap!

585
00:41:14,730 --> 00:41:15,729
That was mine.

586
00:41:15,796 --> 00:41:19,729
Yeah? That was your trick,
here's mine.

587
00:41:31,596 --> 00:41:32,756
Stay away!

588
00:41:42,430 --> 00:41:43,708
I didn't mean
for this to happen.

589
00:41:43,730 --> 00:41:45,560
Oh, but it did.

590
00:41:45,629 --> 00:41:48,653
Not only does this outsider
know we exist...

591
00:41:48,730 --> 00:41:53,061
but he has destroyed everything
I've worked so hard to build.

592
00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:55,427
Dad, I'm so sorry.

593
00:41:55,496 --> 00:41:57,327
This is all my fault.

594
00:42:04,464 --> 00:42:06,124
Agh!

595
00:42:10,430 --> 00:42:12,487
<i>Hey, Joe, it's Michelle.</i>

596
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:17,122
<i>I'm really looking forward to tonight and
I will see you in about 20 minutes. Bye.</i>

597
00:42:17,197 --> 00:42:19,993
<i>Hey, Joe, it's a little past</i>
<i>7:00 now...</i>

598
00:42:20,063 --> 00:42:22,360
<i>and I was just wondering</i>
<i>if you were running late.</i>

599
00:42:22,430 --> 00:42:23,657
<i>Call me back.</i>

600
00:42:23,730 --> 00:42:26,993
<i>Joe, it's 7:20, and I hope</i>
<i>everything's okay...</i>

601
00:42:27,063 --> 00:42:29,689
<i>considering how we met.</i>

602
00:42:29,763 --> 00:42:32,321
<i>Look, buddy, it's 7:30</i>
<i>and you are still not here.</i>

603
00:42:32,397 --> 00:42:34,761
<i>Seriously? Call me.</i>

604
00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:38,758
<i>Listen, I'm not trying to sound</i>
<i>psycho here, but it's 7:45.</i>

605
00:42:39,030 --> 00:42:40,519
<i>Where are you?</i>

606
00:42:40,596 --> 00:42:43,461
<i>Joe Beck, you stood me up,</i>
<i>you're a jerk!</i>

607
00:42:50,297 --> 00:42:52,456
What? Hey...

608
00:42:52,529 --> 00:42:53,552
Michelle?

609
00:42:53,629 --> 00:42:55,256
Yeah, what do you want?

610
00:42:55,330 --> 00:42:57,388
I just wanted to apologize for...

611
00:42:57,463 --> 00:42:59,192
Oh, for being a jerk face?

612
00:42:59,263 --> 00:43:01,695
No! Yes... wait, listen...

613
00:43:01,763 --> 00:43:04,491
I just ran into
a little car trouble.

614
00:43:04,563 --> 00:43:06,360
Aren't you a mechanic?

615
00:43:06,429 --> 00:43:08,555
<i>Yeah, but... look...</i>

616
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:14,188
I think you're great, and I'm hoping you're
sweet enough to give me another chance.

617
00:43:14,263 --> 00:43:16,661
Okay, meet me at the
Horn of Plenty tomorrow at noon.

618
00:43:16,730 --> 00:43:18,526
That's the vegan restaurant,
right?

619
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,756
This time I won't let you down,
I promise!

620
00:43:21,030 --> 00:43:23,361
Yeah, you'd regret it.

621
00:43:26,696 --> 00:43:29,629
This means war, you know?

622
00:43:29,696 --> 00:43:33,493
Hey, Dad, maybe we just do what
he says and leave him alone?

623
00:43:33,563 --> 00:43:34,689
Excuse me?

624
00:43:34,763 --> 00:43:36,525
Uh, who do you think you are?

625
00:43:36,596 --> 00:43:39,325
I am your son,
and so is William...

626
00:43:39,396 --> 00:43:42,330
and he would never approve of
what we've done to this human.

627
00:43:42,396 --> 00:43:46,420
Well, Samuel, tell me, what
would William have approved?

628
00:43:46,496 --> 00:43:50,554
Would he have approved of you bringing
death and destruction upon our kind?

629
00:43:50,629 --> 00:43:53,358
He would have talked to the
human, reasoned with him.

630
00:43:53,429 --> 00:44:00,353
Reason? You ask for a reason, your brother may
not see another sunrise and you need a reason.

631
00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:03,590
We Pixies do not reason
with our enemies...

632
00:44:03,663 --> 00:44:05,290
we are survivors,
we are fighters...

633
00:44:05,363 --> 00:44:09,524
and we will exact revenge
and uphold our traditions.

634
00:44:09,596 --> 00:44:12,392
We ruined that human's life.

635
00:44:12,463 --> 00:44:15,487
It's our tradition that caused
this destruction.

636
00:44:15,563 --> 00:44:20,587
No, no, it was a boy who refused
the commands of his king...

637
00:44:20,663 --> 00:44:23,256
a son who ignored his father.

638
00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:26,263
I am here to keep
all of us safe.

639
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:29,195
That is why I wear the crown.

640
00:44:29,263 --> 00:44:31,127
You need to exact revenge!

641
00:44:31,197 --> 00:44:36,096
We the Pixies
declare war on Joe!

642
00:44:36,163 --> 00:44:38,561
I guess you're right,
I'll do it.

643
00:44:40,297 --> 00:44:43,230
You made the right choice,
my son.

644
00:44:43,297 --> 00:44:46,287
Pixies! Brothers! Sisters!

645
00:44:46,363 --> 00:44:48,660
Prepare yourselves for war!

646
00:45:00,429 --> 00:45:04,453
Mm-hm. Hmm.

647
00:45:45,296 --> 00:45:46,627
Hey, thank you.

648
00:45:46,696 --> 00:45:49,458
Sorry to keep you waiting,
I had car trouble.

649
00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:51,519
I thought you didn't drive?
Gotcha.

650
00:45:51,596 --> 00:45:53,188
Come on, let's go inside.

651
00:45:53,262 --> 00:45:54,490
What's on your tie?

652
00:45:54,563 --> 00:45:56,224
It's a Kathulu.

653
00:45:56,296 --> 00:45:57,354
Gesundheit.

654
00:45:57,429 --> 00:45:59,124
No, no, it's a Kathulu.

655
00:45:59,197 --> 00:46:02,630
It's a cosmic entity that's a mix
of human, dragon and octopus.

656
00:46:02,696 --> 00:46:04,686
Oh, that Kathulu.

657
00:46:04,763 --> 00:46:06,491
Yeah, he's awesome, right?

658
00:46:06,563 --> 00:46:07,621
Yeah.

659
00:46:11,097 --> 00:46:14,257
Welcome to the Horn of Plenty...

660
00:46:14,329 --> 00:46:19,319
where food is thy medicine
and medicine is thy food.

661
00:46:19,396 --> 00:46:22,557
My name is Alex and I
will be your server.

662
00:46:22,629 --> 00:46:25,596
Please look over our menu.

663
00:46:25,663 --> 00:46:27,653
Well, there's a chipper,
young lad.

664
00:46:27,730 --> 00:46:31,993
Oh, yeah, he looks thrilled
to be here.

665
00:46:32,063 --> 00:46:34,053
Agh! Are you kidding me!

666
00:46:34,130 --> 00:46:37,063
What? Oh, uh, the menu!

667
00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:40,154
They have, uh, durian.

668
00:46:40,229 --> 00:46:41,457
Oh, you like durian?

669
00:46:41,529 --> 00:46:43,190
Sure, yeah, love it.

670
00:46:43,262 --> 00:46:45,627
Uh, just like Mom used to make.

671
00:46:50,696 --> 00:46:53,288
I've, uh... it's a ritual I have.

672
00:46:53,363 --> 00:46:57,024
I use the menu
and I slam it shut.

673
00:46:57,097 --> 00:46:59,723
Then I... I work it like
a butterfly...

674
00:46:59,796 --> 00:47:03,524
and I get the aroma
of the kitchen in.

675
00:47:03,596 --> 00:47:07,461
Mm.
Um, I've never heard of that.

676
00:47:07,529 --> 00:47:09,053
Mm.

677
00:47:09,130 --> 00:47:13,120
Oh, wow, you are so right.
I can totally smell the miso.

678
00:47:15,262 --> 00:47:16,422
Look out!

679
00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:23,195
A fig? Are you hungry, sir?

680
00:47:23,262 --> 00:47:25,627
How about I bring you
some bread?

681
00:47:29,130 --> 00:47:31,120
Are you... okay?

682
00:47:31,196 --> 00:47:35,062
Yeah, I had a horrible
experience at Christmas once.

683
00:47:35,130 --> 00:47:38,063
Figs were involved...
it didn't end well.

684
00:47:38,130 --> 00:47:41,358
Ugh, tell me about it, the
holidays can be pretty traumatic.

685
00:47:41,429 --> 00:47:45,726
This one time, my mom and I were decorating
our tree when my dad came in and, um...

686
00:47:50,196 --> 00:47:51,195
Agh!

687
00:47:51,262 --> 00:47:54,388
Your bread... and what
will you be having today?

688
00:47:54,463 --> 00:47:57,056
Ooh, I'll have the organic
Portobello sandwich...

689
00:47:57,129 --> 00:48:01,063
with a side of vegan soy
and tofu fries, please. Joe?

690
00:48:01,129 --> 00:48:03,756
Uh, I'll have the same.
Does it come with bacon?

691
00:48:04,030 --> 00:48:06,020
Meat is death.

692
00:48:06,097 --> 00:48:07,358
Hold the bacon.

693
00:48:07,429 --> 00:48:10,191
Everything all right, Joe?

694
00:48:10,262 --> 00:48:11,661
Yup, yup, doing good.

695
00:48:11,730 --> 00:48:14,287
Just keeping an eye out
for more figs.

696
00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:19,127
Well, anyway, so we were
decorating our tree, when...

697
00:48:21,696 --> 00:48:24,322
Oh, it's on! Let's do this!

698
00:48:24,396 --> 00:48:25,522
What are you talking about?

699
00:48:25,596 --> 00:48:30,427
Oh, it's on...
the animal shelter.

700
00:48:30,496 --> 00:48:32,258
It's on, it's open.

701
00:48:32,329 --> 00:48:34,592
Let's go to the animal shelter.

702
00:48:34,663 --> 00:48:37,755
Oh, that is so incredible, yes,
let's go there right now.

703
00:48:38,030 --> 00:48:41,554
Look, I'll cancel our order and we can
go to my parents' for dinner later.

704
00:48:41,629 --> 00:48:46,063
This is getting out of control.
I said stay away!

705
00:48:49,663 --> 00:48:51,755
Don't you just love the smell
of the animal shelter?

706
00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:55,360
Oh, yeah. Love that smell
of... wet dog?

707
00:48:58,696 --> 00:49:02,356
If I had it my way, humans would be
locked up and the animals would be free.

708
00:49:02,429 --> 00:49:03,987
So you're a trouble maker.

709
00:49:04,062 --> 00:49:06,586
What? No! I'm not
a trouble maker.

710
00:49:19,296 --> 00:49:21,126
Ooh! Hold that pose!

711
00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:26,358
Done!

712
00:49:29,329 --> 00:49:32,057
You had that pair of scissors
there the entire time?

713
00:49:32,129 --> 00:49:34,358
A good artist
is always prepared.

714
00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:36,396
It made for a great sketch.
What the...

715
00:49:36,463 --> 00:49:38,430
How do you... it's amazing!

716
00:49:38,496 --> 00:49:40,134
What's amazing is that
you didn't get bit.

717
00:49:41,529 --> 00:49:46,326
Speaking of biting, my parents are having
dinner at 5:00, if you're still hungry.

718
00:49:46,396 --> 00:49:48,386
Uh, meeting the parents already.

719
00:49:48,463 --> 00:49:50,726
I actually think my mom will
really like you.

720
00:49:50,796 --> 00:49:53,353
My dad, on the other hand, he's
a bit harder to get to know.

721
00:49:53,429 --> 00:49:54,987
Hold that thought.

722
00:49:56,629 --> 00:49:58,755
Don't you dare! Joe, what?

723
00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:01,053
What is it?

724
00:50:04,663 --> 00:50:08,687
No, no, no, no! No! Agh!

725
00:50:08,763 --> 00:50:10,730
Aw, Joe, that is so sweet.

726
00:50:10,796 --> 00:50:13,228
I mean, you can't stand to see
that little puppy in here.

727
00:50:13,296 --> 00:50:15,263
You're saving him
from these oppressors!

728
00:50:15,329 --> 00:50:17,228
That was your plan
the entire time.

729
00:50:17,296 --> 00:50:21,559
Uh... absolutely! Eh...

730
00:50:26,396 --> 00:50:29,329
Hey, Joe, are you sure
you're cool with this?

731
00:50:29,396 --> 00:50:31,693
I know it's a bit early to be
meeting my parents and all and...

732
00:50:31,763 --> 00:50:34,491
Yeah, I'm looking forward
to it. Why?

733
00:50:34,563 --> 00:50:37,496
Well, you just seem
a bit... distant.

734
00:50:37,563 --> 00:50:43,292
Uh, I'm just picturing how wonderful your
parents must be if they raised a girl like you.

735
00:50:44,429 --> 00:50:46,362
Let's just head inside, shall
we?

736
00:50:48,262 --> 00:50:50,491
Namaste.

737
00:50:50,563 --> 00:50:52,553
Thank you, I think I shall stay.

738
00:50:52,629 --> 00:50:55,755
My word, he's so precious.

739
00:50:56,029 --> 00:50:58,758
Gail, don't scare the boy before
I've had a chance to meet him.

740
00:50:59,029 --> 00:51:03,326
Help me with the tofu,
it's getting unwieldy!

741
00:51:03,396 --> 00:51:06,192
You did fantastic
with this one, Michelle.

742
00:51:06,262 --> 00:51:09,286
Not like that last boy you brought
over, with the piercings...

743
00:51:09,363 --> 00:51:12,057
and that loud carbon-emitting
death trap he was driving.

744
00:51:12,129 --> 00:51:14,426
Gail! Coming!

745
00:51:14,496 --> 00:51:16,292
I had to come from somewhere.

746
00:51:16,363 --> 00:51:18,330
You didn't want
to warn me first?

747
00:51:21,429 --> 00:51:25,294
All hail King Pixie!

748
00:51:28,296 --> 00:51:33,195
For too long, we have been pushed
to the edges of this world.

749
00:51:33,262 --> 00:51:37,491
We live in the ruins
of the temple that was nature.

750
00:51:37,563 --> 00:51:40,052
The humans continue
to force us back...

751
00:51:40,129 --> 00:51:44,028
with their growing gluttony
of technology and garbage.

752
00:51:45,396 --> 00:51:47,727
But no more, my pixie warriors!

753
00:51:47,796 --> 00:51:51,388
No more! Today, we make a stand!

754
00:51:51,463 --> 00:51:56,726
Today we strike back at the very
core of indecency and woe...

755
00:51:56,796 --> 00:52:01,161
that has beset our tribes
for generations.

756
00:52:01,229 --> 00:52:06,561
Today we will strike down the
auto mechanic known as Joe.

757
00:52:09,162 --> 00:52:13,391
For the glory of Pixies!

758
00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:15,191
He's incredible!

759
00:52:15,262 --> 00:52:17,354
I wish my mom was here
to see this.

760
00:52:17,429 --> 00:52:19,191
Max, she's right over there.

761
00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,024
Hey, Max!

762
00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:22,757
Oh... hi, Mom!

763
00:52:23,029 --> 00:52:26,463
Are you ready for war, Sam?
Uh... Sam?

764
00:52:26,529 --> 00:52:28,553
I have a bad feeling about this.

765
00:52:31,029 --> 00:52:35,121
And this is the kitchen,
the stone is from Argentina...

766
00:52:35,196 --> 00:52:38,993
and most of the decor
hails from Africa.

767
00:52:39,062 --> 00:52:41,029
Having trouble keeping up
with Mom?

768
00:52:41,096 --> 00:52:42,461
Who me? I'm good.

769
00:52:42,529 --> 00:52:45,394
Pretty sure the speed walking
wore holes in my shoes, though.

770
00:52:45,463 --> 00:52:47,362
Oh, oh, a Canadian.

771
00:52:47,429 --> 00:52:51,157
Hey, Joe, what do you call
a cow with no legs?

772
00:52:51,229 --> 00:52:52,389
Oh, Dad, please don't.

773
00:52:52,463 --> 00:52:53,760
What?

774
00:52:54,029 --> 00:52:57,690
Ground beef!
Because the cow is on the...

775
00:52:57,763 --> 00:53:00,127
I think the boy gets it, dear.

776
00:53:00,196 --> 00:53:06,096
Okay, okay, it also wouldn't hurt to
have real beef every once in a while.

777
00:53:06,162 --> 00:53:08,356
That's enough, Captain Cannibal.

778
00:53:08,429 --> 00:53:10,589
Do I look like someone
who'd eat people?

779
00:53:10,663 --> 00:53:12,562
I'd never eat a person...

780
00:53:12,629 --> 00:53:16,187
unless you consider
the talking cow a person.

781
00:53:16,262 --> 00:53:19,718
In which case, I might just be
persuaded to give it a try.

782
00:53:19,796 --> 00:53:21,092
I think they like you.

783
00:53:21,162 --> 00:53:23,493
As long as your dad doesn't
toss me on the grill.

784
00:53:24,763 --> 00:53:27,093
Just grab a tray.

785
00:53:29,329 --> 00:53:32,421
Cheap thing won't light.

786
00:53:32,496 --> 00:53:34,156
So what's your deal, Joe?

787
00:53:34,229 --> 00:53:38,060
Oh, I'm an auto mechanic.
I actually just got a promotion.

788
00:53:38,129 --> 00:53:39,687
That's great!

789
00:53:39,763 --> 00:53:43,753
You hear that, Gail? This hard-working
boy just got a promotion.

790
00:53:44,029 --> 00:53:46,587
This is moving fast, isn't it?

791
00:53:46,663 --> 00:53:49,687
Oh, so what? I met your father
on a Tuesday...

792
00:53:49,763 --> 00:53:52,161
and a week later,
we were married in Vegas.

793
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:53,991
Well, I'm definitely
not ready for marriage.

794
00:53:54,062 --> 00:53:58,052
He's cute, funny, seems like
he's got things together...

795
00:53:58,129 --> 00:54:00,994
and it would be nice
to have grandkids around.

796
00:54:01,062 --> 00:54:02,529
Okay, slow down, Mom!

797
00:54:02,596 --> 00:54:06,427
I just can't get this
lighter going!

798
00:54:06,496 --> 00:54:10,361
Here, let me try. Hm...

799
00:54:10,429 --> 00:54:12,487
Hmm.

800
00:54:16,396 --> 00:54:18,659
That's some bad luck, son.

801
00:54:18,730 --> 00:54:20,287
Bad luck?

802
00:54:23,795 --> 00:54:25,592
Oh, no!

803
00:54:25,663 --> 00:54:29,255
Okay, girls! Joe's got
the hot stones going.

804
00:54:29,329 --> 00:54:31,455
What happened to your eyebrows?

805
00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:33,689
Uh, pyrotechnic mishap.

806
00:54:33,762 --> 00:54:38,093
How in the world did a grease monkey
like you become such a charmer?

807
00:54:38,162 --> 00:54:40,152
Just lucky, I guess.

808
00:54:40,229 --> 00:54:44,026
Huh. Joe, not sure if you've
ever done hot stones before...

809
00:54:44,096 --> 00:54:45,358
but dinner takes a while.

810
00:54:45,429 --> 00:54:47,589
What we do to keep things
moving is play a game.

811
00:54:47,663 --> 00:54:49,720
How about boys versus girls?

812
00:54:49,795 --> 00:54:51,353
Mom!

813
00:54:51,429 --> 00:54:57,987
Your call, Joe, or are you afraid
of getting crushed by the girls?

814
00:55:00,162 --> 00:55:03,027
Uh, sure, yeah, I'm in.

815
00:55:03,096 --> 00:55:05,063
For William!

816
00:55:08,429 --> 00:55:09,725
Get over...

817
00:55:13,795 --> 00:55:15,524
Is the game Charades?

818
00:55:15,596 --> 00:55:19,461
I don't think so.

819
00:55:19,529 --> 00:55:21,722
Then what is he doing?

820
00:55:21,795 --> 00:55:23,558
He... help.

821
00:55:23,629 --> 00:55:25,186
Purna Shalabhasana!

822
00:55:25,262 --> 00:55:27,286
What? Full locust.

823
00:55:27,363 --> 00:55:29,193
Mom, what are you talking about?
Is he having a seizure?

824
00:55:29,262 --> 00:55:33,127
No, I think he's stretching.
Looks like Ashtanga yoga.

825
00:55:34,396 --> 00:55:38,386
There's the Shashankasana Pose.
Nice form, Joe.

826
00:55:39,762 --> 00:55:41,627
Garudasana.

827
00:55:43,463 --> 00:55:46,123
Ardha-Kurmasana.

828
00:55:47,463 --> 00:55:50,055
Ardha Matsyendrasana.

829
00:55:51,729 --> 00:55:57,254
Dandayamana Biebhakta
Paschimottanasana!

830
00:55:59,363 --> 00:56:02,091
Yeah, I don't know that one.

831
00:56:03,396 --> 00:56:04,590
J... Joe, Joe...

832
00:56:04,662 --> 00:56:08,323
Ow... oh, no!
My body shouldn't do this.

833
00:56:08,396 --> 00:56:11,726
He is a very fit, young man.

834
00:56:16,596 --> 00:56:20,029
And Shivassana to end,
what a display!

835
00:56:20,096 --> 00:56:23,222
It's also known
as the dead body pose.

836
00:56:24,429 --> 00:56:27,260
A little pre-meal stretch
is good for everyone.

837
00:56:27,329 --> 00:56:29,727
Come on, Henry.
Come on, Michelle.

838
00:56:29,795 --> 00:56:31,319
Gather round.

839
00:56:34,695 --> 00:56:36,628
Our troops are exhausted, sir.

840
00:56:36,695 --> 00:56:38,595
They need rest
and cannot continue.

841
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:43,096
They liked what he did?
They think he's fit?

842
00:56:43,162 --> 00:56:46,095
We need him ruined!

843
00:56:46,162 --> 00:56:49,391
Do something, Sam. You must be
the hand of vengeance.

844
00:56:49,463 --> 00:56:50,622
Fine.

845
00:56:52,062 --> 00:56:54,427
All right, team, let's eat!

846
00:57:09,329 --> 00:57:11,319
This is not
one of my better days.

847
00:57:13,029 --> 00:57:15,223
Well done, my son.

848
00:57:18,363 --> 00:57:19,523
Let's go home.

849
00:57:19,595 --> 00:57:21,562
What makes you think
this is over?

850
00:57:21,628 --> 00:57:23,289
It's over for me.

851
00:57:23,363 --> 00:57:26,387
What I just did... wasn't right.

852
00:57:31,329 --> 00:57:33,057
I am so sorry, Mom.

853
00:57:33,129 --> 00:57:34,357
Don't worry about it.

854
00:57:34,429 --> 00:57:36,554
Everyone's okay
and that's what matters.

855
00:57:36,628 --> 00:57:38,528
Besides I haven't seen an
explosion like that...

856
00:57:38,595 --> 00:57:41,256
since I smuggled
antiquities out of Egypt.

857
00:57:41,329 --> 00:57:43,489
Yeah. Love you, Mom.

858
00:57:43,562 --> 00:57:47,052
Well, saves me some money
on a hair cut, at least.

859
00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:49,561
No hard feelings, Joe.
Hope your luck changes.

860
00:57:49,628 --> 00:57:52,494
Look, can I apologize for...

861
00:57:52,562 --> 00:57:55,155
Not right now, just drive.

862
00:57:58,695 --> 00:58:00,719
Hey, hey, Michelle, wait up!

863
00:58:00,795 --> 00:58:03,990
Look, I would really appreciate
it if you just left.

864
00:58:06,528 --> 00:58:09,984
Oh, man, this is gonna be great.

865
00:58:10,062 --> 00:58:11,188
Michelle.

866
00:58:11,262 --> 00:58:14,058
Joe, I'm working right now and
do not have the temperament.

867
00:58:14,129 --> 00:58:15,720
Please, let me explain.

868
00:58:15,795 --> 00:58:17,422
Explain what?

869
00:58:17,496 --> 00:58:21,986
That you ruined my parents' house with
some outlandish yoga-infused craziness?

870
00:58:22,062 --> 00:58:23,120
No, I...

871
00:58:23,196 --> 00:58:26,163
Look, I have seen klutzy before and
I thought that was adorable...

872
00:58:26,229 --> 00:58:28,718
but today's events,
that was too far.

873
00:58:28,795 --> 00:58:30,422
What is wrong with you?

874
00:58:30,495 --> 00:58:34,224
If I tell you, you promise
not to think I'm crazy?

875
00:58:34,296 --> 00:58:36,092
Go ahead, I'm listening.

876
00:58:36,162 --> 00:58:37,753
Pixies. Pixies?

877
00:58:38,029 --> 00:58:42,053
Pixies... it's this whole
curse thing.

878
00:58:42,129 --> 00:58:43,152
It started a while ago.

879
00:58:43,229 --> 00:58:44,228
You think that's funny?

880
00:58:44,296 --> 00:58:45,456
What? Hah!

881
00:58:45,528 --> 00:58:49,223
You think you can win me over by
blaming Pixies for your problems?

882
00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:51,422
No, it's the truth,
absolute truth!

883
00:58:51,495 --> 00:58:53,190
Joe, just go home...

884
00:58:53,262 --> 00:58:55,354
before you break something
I won't forgive you for.

885
00:58:59,162 --> 00:59:00,390
There! Behind you!

886
00:59:00,462 --> 00:59:03,157
Stop! I don't have the
patience for this any more.

887
00:59:03,229 --> 00:59:05,525
I got it!

888
00:59:11,628 --> 00:59:13,993
Please leave, Joe.

889
00:59:14,062 --> 00:59:16,188
I...

890
00:59:16,262 --> 00:59:19,490
I'm... I'm so sorry.

891
00:59:26,129 --> 00:59:27,426
What next?

892
00:59:27,495 --> 00:59:28,553
Sam?

893
00:59:28,628 --> 00:59:30,289
We go home.

894
00:59:30,363 --> 00:59:31,659
This is over.

895
00:59:31,729 --> 00:59:33,026
Huh?

896
00:59:33,096 --> 00:59:35,222
You're not thinking big enough,
Sammy boy.

897
00:59:39,795 --> 00:59:42,728
Joe? You okay?

898
00:59:42,795 --> 00:59:44,455
Joe!

899
00:59:49,762 --> 00:59:53,093
About time... gimme a hand.

900
00:59:53,162 --> 00:59:55,391
Perfect! Oh, no.

901
00:59:58,462 --> 00:59:59,520
Ugh...

902
01:00:17,528 --> 01:00:19,757
Oh, this is the best day
of my life.

903
01:00:29,162 --> 01:00:32,061
Dad, this is really
going too far.

904
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,425
All is fair in war and love.

905
01:00:39,329 --> 01:00:41,091
Dad... Son...

906
01:00:41,162 --> 01:00:45,220
well-placed tree sap
can work wonders.

907
01:00:45,296 --> 01:00:46,592
Dad, look at him.

908
01:00:46,662 --> 01:00:50,993
All I see is a big load
of human scum.

909
01:01:12,695 --> 01:01:14,355
Hello?

910
01:01:15,462 --> 01:01:17,191
Joe, are you okay?

911
01:01:18,595 --> 01:01:21,357
How could you possibly think
this is right, Dad?

912
01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:25,361
Right or wrong,
we did what must be done.

913
01:01:25,428 --> 01:01:28,327
Pixies, our war is over!

914
01:01:28,395 --> 01:01:31,487
And history shall declare
us victorious.

915
01:02:07,528 --> 01:02:09,552
I need a status update.

916
01:02:09,628 --> 01:02:13,618
Sir, it looks like this is gonna
take a lot longer than we expected.

917
01:02:13,695 --> 01:02:15,219
How long are we talking?

918
01:02:15,295 --> 01:02:17,160
Well, if you factor in...

919
01:02:17,229 --> 01:02:18,228
I said how long!

920
01:02:18,295 --> 01:02:21,058
A few dozen years.

921
01:02:21,129 --> 01:02:22,425
What are our options?

922
01:02:22,495 --> 01:02:25,394
We could send half of our Pixies
to join another colony.

923
01:02:25,462 --> 01:02:28,486
Send scouts to check for room
in allied villages.

924
01:02:28,562 --> 01:02:31,029
Start dividing us up
into refugee camps.

925
01:02:31,096 --> 01:02:33,086
Yes, sir, will do.

926
01:02:34,196 --> 01:02:36,163
So much for our kingdom.

927
01:02:38,362 --> 01:02:40,454
What are we gonna do?

928
01:02:40,528 --> 01:02:42,120
I have an idea.

929
01:02:46,595 --> 01:02:51,255
Oh, wow, you've really
let this place go...

930
01:02:51,328 --> 01:02:52,659
and yourself.

931
01:02:52,729 --> 01:02:55,252
Have you not moved at all?

932
01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,738
We're gonna need
to get you in the shower.

933
01:02:58,762 --> 01:03:02,127
Why, so you can trip me again?
Set my room on fire?

934
01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:03,321
Continue to ruin my life?

935
01:03:03,395 --> 01:03:05,022
No, no, I never...

936
01:03:05,096 --> 01:03:07,154
Look, I didn't want to do it.

937
01:03:07,228 --> 01:03:10,525
This was all because of my brother,
and he would have hated this.

938
01:03:10,595 --> 01:03:14,029
He always used to tell me to treat
people how you want to be treated.

939
01:03:15,595 --> 01:03:18,153
Do onto others. Huh?

940
01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:22,662
We humans have a saying, "Do onto
others as you want done onto you."

941
01:03:22,729 --> 01:03:24,719
That sounds like my brother.

942
01:03:24,795 --> 01:03:27,728
My mom used to say it.
It's why I gave up.

943
01:03:27,795 --> 01:03:30,318
I deserved your punishment.

944
01:03:30,395 --> 01:03:33,692
I think we deserved the same, after
ruining your life for so long.

945
01:03:34,261 --> 01:03:35,421
So now what?

946
01:03:35,495 --> 01:03:37,519
Now we're gonna stop this
horrible cycle...

947
01:03:37,595 --> 01:03:40,721
and we're gonna do
something good... together.

948
01:03:40,795 --> 01:03:43,160
I like the idea, but how?

949
01:03:43,228 --> 01:03:45,252
First, you're gonna
have a shower...

950
01:03:45,328 --> 01:03:47,454
and next, I'm gonna
burn that chair.

951
01:03:47,528 --> 01:03:48,722
Good call.

952
01:03:54,295 --> 01:03:56,319
It does feel good
to build something.

953
01:03:56,395 --> 01:03:58,760
Pixies are not great builders.

954
01:03:59,029 --> 01:04:01,155
Magnificent tricksters,
fantastic ruiners...

955
01:04:01,228 --> 01:04:03,628
great smashers, but after
we break something,

956
01:04:03,654 --> 01:04:05,687
we never have to put
it back together.

957
01:04:05,729 --> 01:04:08,195
We really suck
at building things.

958
01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:11,160
Really? Birds build nests out of
sticks in like a day.

959
01:04:11,228 --> 01:04:14,252
Birds eat us. Touché.

960
01:04:16,528 --> 01:04:18,052
Let's keep the chatter down.

961
01:04:18,129 --> 01:04:20,327
No one else can see me and
people are starting to stare.

962
01:04:26,562 --> 01:04:28,290
Are you invisible?

963
01:04:28,362 --> 01:04:30,659
No, we're wings and blood,
just like you, Joe.

964
01:04:30,729 --> 01:04:32,094
Don't over think it, big guy.

965
01:04:32,161 --> 01:04:34,560
Hey, believe me, most things
in life, I don't over think.

966
01:04:34,628 --> 01:04:37,595
This time, though, I have
put some thought into this.

967
01:04:47,595 --> 01:04:50,460
You're Samuel's friend Twitch,
aren't you?

968
01:04:50,528 --> 01:04:53,620
This is where I get my medal
for brilliant combat strategy.

969
01:04:53,695 --> 01:04:56,161
Have you seen my son, Samuel?

970
01:04:56,228 --> 01:04:57,991
What? No medal?

971
01:04:58,062 --> 01:05:00,392
I, um... saw him.

972
01:05:00,462 --> 01:05:02,486
Well, do you know
where he is now?

973
01:05:02,562 --> 01:05:04,256
I think so.

974
01:05:04,328 --> 01:05:09,387
Well, I'd like to, er... um...
apologize for my behavior.

975
01:05:09,462 --> 01:05:12,588
He may have been a little wiser
than I gave him credit for.

976
01:05:12,662 --> 01:05:15,561
We'll find him, sir!

977
01:05:15,628 --> 01:05:17,595
Come on, Twitch.

978
01:05:17,662 --> 01:05:20,754
Since when have you been
the leading type?

979
01:05:26,328 --> 01:05:27,727
Hurry up, Chunky.

980
01:05:27,795 --> 01:05:31,660
Listen, just because I might not
be what you call a small pixie...

981
01:05:31,729 --> 01:05:34,093
doesn't mean you can pick on me.

982
01:05:34,161 --> 01:05:36,754
I can't look like the Pixies
in those magazines.

983
01:05:37,029 --> 01:05:38,620
I'm sorry, Max.

984
01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:42,752
He's torturing Sammy.

985
01:05:43,029 --> 01:05:45,586
It sounds like laughter to me.

986
01:05:45,662 --> 01:05:48,151
Of course, it sounds
like laughter!

987
01:05:48,228 --> 01:05:50,218
It's diabolical laughter!

988
01:05:50,295 --> 01:05:53,729
Let him go, you mad man!
Let him go!

989
01:05:53,795 --> 01:05:55,989
Let's go tell the king.

990
01:06:14,195 --> 01:06:17,685
Oh, great majesty,
lord of all we survey...

991
01:06:17,762 --> 01:06:19,558
he who is higher
than the holiest of...

992
01:06:19,628 --> 01:06:22,151
Okay, okay, just get to it.

993
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:27,560
Your son, our friend, the prince Samuel, is
being tortured by that big-headed human.

994
01:06:27,628 --> 01:06:29,720
What? Is this true?

995
01:06:29,795 --> 01:06:32,762
It is true, his head is massive.

996
01:06:33,028 --> 01:06:36,018
He's pulling Sam apart,
wing by wing!

997
01:06:36,095 --> 01:06:39,153
You two, enough already,
round up the troops.

998
01:06:39,228 --> 01:06:41,457
We have one last battle
to fight.

999
01:06:41,528 --> 01:06:44,495
Ah, what's with all the fuss?

1000
01:06:44,562 --> 01:06:46,324
Samuel! My boy!

1001
01:06:46,395 --> 01:06:48,624
You're alive!

1002
01:06:48,695 --> 01:06:50,991
Did that... that human hurt you?

1003
01:06:51,061 --> 01:06:54,153
I've been working with Joe.

1004
01:06:54,228 --> 01:06:55,627
He wants to help us and...

1005
01:06:55,695 --> 01:06:57,719
Help us? But he hates us...

1006
01:06:57,795 --> 01:07:00,091
just as we hate him.

1007
01:07:00,161 --> 01:07:04,288
Joe doesn't hate us, he was
angry, but we ruined his life.

1008
01:07:04,362 --> 01:07:06,988
You were angry
because William was hurt.

1009
01:07:07,061 --> 01:07:10,460
Both of us are allowed to be angry,
but what we did when we were angry...

1010
01:07:10,528 --> 01:07:14,393
it was wrong, Dad,
we were both wrong.

1011
01:07:14,462 --> 01:07:17,190
You have an entire kingdom to lead
and you're going to lose them.

1012
01:07:17,261 --> 01:07:21,524
Let it go, Dad.
Let's stop the fighting.

1013
01:07:21,595 --> 01:07:25,358
Forgive me, sir, you've been
so worried over William...

1014
01:07:25,428 --> 01:07:27,554
you forgot about Sam.

1015
01:07:27,628 --> 01:07:31,391
He's a great son,
and an amazing leader.

1016
01:07:31,462 --> 01:07:32,690
Huh.

1017
01:07:32,762 --> 01:07:35,627
I can help lead our people
in a new direction...

1018
01:07:35,695 --> 01:07:37,491
but I need you to trust me.

1019
01:07:37,562 --> 01:07:41,552
Look at you... Samuel, oh, oh...

1020
01:07:47,462 --> 01:07:50,759
I am sorry, my son. I'm sorry.

1021
01:07:52,495 --> 01:07:53,621
Follow me, Dad.

1022
01:07:53,695 --> 01:07:55,059
I have a surprise to show you.

1023
01:07:55,128 --> 01:07:58,186
I have a surprise for everyone!

1024
01:07:59,462 --> 01:08:02,691
Everyone, this is Joe.

1025
01:08:02,762 --> 01:08:05,092
PIXIES Hi, Joe!

1026
01:08:05,161 --> 01:08:06,719
Hi.

1027
01:08:06,795 --> 01:08:10,694
I... I'm really sorry about
what I did to your village.

1028
01:08:10,762 --> 01:08:12,456
I lost my temper.

1029
01:08:12,528 --> 01:08:17,621
What I did was wrong and
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

1030
01:08:19,428 --> 01:08:23,520
And William, I wish
I could take it all back.

1031
01:08:23,595 --> 01:08:26,084
Sam told me something that
William used to tell him...

1032
01:08:26,161 --> 01:08:29,060
something my own family
once said.

1033
01:08:29,128 --> 01:08:31,561
Do onto others as you'd
have done onto you.

1034
01:08:31,628 --> 01:08:35,288
I hope what I'm about to show you repays
just some of the damage I've caused you.

1035
01:08:37,428 --> 01:08:39,327
Welcome to your new home.

1036
01:08:39,395 --> 01:08:41,987
Each house has plumbing
and electricity.

1037
01:08:42,061 --> 01:08:44,654
Sammy mentioned that sometimes the
elements can be harsh out there...

1038
01:08:44,729 --> 01:08:46,719
and this thing is storm-proof.

1039
01:08:46,795 --> 01:08:50,091
I can attach it easily to the
rest, assuming you want it...

1040
01:08:50,161 --> 01:08:52,321
and we can both forgive
each other.

1041
01:08:52,395 --> 01:08:58,260
Joe, um, we forgive you,
and we are also sorry.

1042
01:08:58,328 --> 01:09:01,489
I know this is what William
would have wanted.

1043
01:09:01,562 --> 01:09:03,119
It is, Dad.

1044
01:09:03,195 --> 01:09:04,685
William! My son!

1045
01:09:04,762 --> 01:09:06,422
You're okay!

1046
01:09:06,495 --> 01:09:09,621
Ooh, careful, guys, yeah,
still not quite healed yet.

1047
01:09:09,695 --> 01:09:12,423
William, I'm so sorry!

1048
01:09:12,495 --> 01:09:14,655
It was never my intention...

1049
01:09:14,729 --> 01:09:17,286
I'm really glad you're okay.

1050
01:09:17,362 --> 01:09:20,261
Pixies may be small,
but we're feisty.

1051
01:09:20,328 --> 01:09:21,522
So, I've learned.

1052
01:09:21,595 --> 01:09:25,494
Well, Joe, I've been wrong
all along.

1053
01:09:25,562 --> 01:09:29,995
It seems we can co-exist...
and peacefully.

1054
01:09:30,061 --> 01:09:31,756
Way to go, Dad!

1055
01:09:32,028 --> 01:09:35,086
Dad, William, with everything
Joe's done for us...

1056
01:09:35,161 --> 01:09:37,253
maybe there's something
we can do for him.

1057
01:09:40,462 --> 01:09:43,293
Mrs. Mayor, you look
absolutely stunning.

1058
01:09:43,362 --> 01:09:44,659
Just stunning!

1059
01:09:44,729 --> 01:09:47,355
Deanna, you must give me
a call sometime next week.

1060
01:09:47,428 --> 01:09:50,156
We need to talk TV interviews
for Michelle.

1061
01:09:50,228 --> 01:09:54,252
You have my card? Get it off
the desk inside! Ciao!

1062
01:10:00,161 --> 01:10:03,651
How's my brilliant artist doing,
on her big night?

1063
01:10:03,729 --> 01:10:05,059
Terrible.

1064
01:10:05,128 --> 01:10:08,095
Michelle, honey, I know
you've had setbacks...

1065
01:10:08,161 --> 01:10:10,594
but we couldn't push this
opening off any longer.

1066
01:10:10,662 --> 01:10:13,493
Use the ones you've repaired
and let's hit it!

1067
01:10:13,562 --> 01:10:15,654
Barbara, they look terrible.

1068
01:10:15,729 --> 01:10:18,059
I can't represent myself
like this.

1069
01:10:18,128 --> 01:10:24,221
Michelle, my dear, you're established,
respected, published and never rejected.

1070
01:10:24,295 --> 01:10:28,319
In the art world, that means
your mistakes are art.

1071
01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:30,225
And everyone will love you
for it.

1072
01:10:30,295 --> 01:10:32,057
Just say it's part
of the exhibit.

1073
01:10:32,128 --> 01:10:34,721
You can say it represents
the broken world we live in.

1074
01:10:35,595 --> 01:10:38,289
Are you sure?
I... oh, I don't know.

1075
01:10:38,362 --> 01:10:40,659
I've been doing this
for a long time, honey.

1076
01:10:40,729 --> 01:10:44,093
Now you've got 300 people who
don't give a rat about the truth.

1077
01:10:44,161 --> 01:10:46,492
They just want to see some art.

1078
01:10:48,295 --> 01:10:51,126
Ladies and gentlemen,
attention, please! Oh...

1079
01:10:51,195 --> 01:10:53,424
Now, without any further
adieu...

1080
01:10:53,495 --> 01:10:58,588
let me introduce the lady of the
evening, Miss Michelle Myers.

1081
01:10:58,662 --> 01:11:00,629
Oh, thank you.

1082
01:11:00,695 --> 01:11:02,685
Oh... oh my, thank you.

1083
01:11:02,761 --> 01:11:05,354
That is just so nice,
thank you so much.

1084
01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:09,384
Well, firstly, I wanted to start
by thanking all of you...

1085
01:11:09,462 --> 01:11:11,156
as my manager Barbara
just did...

1086
01:11:11,228 --> 01:11:16,093
for your understanding in regards
to this ever-changing opening day.

1087
01:11:16,161 --> 01:11:18,321
This project has been
a long time coming...

1088
01:11:18,395 --> 01:11:22,385
and just as I thought I'd reached
the end of this long journey...

1089
01:11:22,462 --> 01:11:27,724
fate or circumstance caused some havoc in my
personal life that effected my work here.

1090
01:11:30,562 --> 01:11:34,017
Um, I am missing some of the
little people for...

1091
01:11:34,095 --> 01:11:35,562
Excuse me.

1092
01:11:35,628 --> 01:11:38,493
Uh, hi, hello,
sorry to interrupt.

1093
01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:41,188
Excuse me. Joe...

1094
01:11:41,261 --> 01:11:45,251
Special delivery for a Michelle.
Where should I put it?

1095
01:11:45,328 --> 01:11:47,227
Joe, if you so much as...

1096
01:11:47,295 --> 01:11:48,557
Trust me.

1097
01:11:48,628 --> 01:11:53,459
Um, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that
I do have another guest for my carnival.

1098
01:11:53,528 --> 01:11:56,222
Looks like he arrived on-time,
after all.

1099
01:12:00,694 --> 01:12:02,355
Trust me, please.

1100
01:12:07,128 --> 01:12:09,754
Okay, you're all set.

1101
01:12:27,628 --> 01:12:31,459
This is unbelievable!
This is going to go viral!

1102
01:12:31,528 --> 01:12:35,427
No, better, this is going
to go antibiotic!

1103
01:12:35,495 --> 01:12:37,587
I feel healthier
just watching it.

1104
01:12:37,661 --> 01:12:38,992
Wow.

1105
01:12:39,061 --> 01:12:41,619
And the delivery guy
was a great touch.

1106
01:12:41,694 --> 01:12:44,526
So avent garde,
what showmanship!

1107
01:12:44,595 --> 01:12:46,652
Oh, thank you.

1108
01:12:46,728 --> 01:12:49,195
They look so real!

1109
01:12:49,261 --> 01:12:51,558
You must have spent a fortune
on these little robots!

1110
01:13:00,794 --> 01:13:05,421
This is...

1111
01:13:05,495 --> 01:13:07,155
I can't believe it.

1112
01:13:07,228 --> 01:13:10,093
I'm not looking for an apology, I
wouldn't have believed me, either.

1113
01:13:10,161 --> 01:13:13,185
I just didn't want you to think
I was making fun of you.

1114
01:13:13,261 --> 01:13:14,558
I'll never do that.

1115
01:13:14,627 --> 01:13:16,617
And I couldn't show you they're
real, because...

1116
01:13:16,694 --> 01:13:18,684
Because we don't exist.

1117
01:13:18,761 --> 01:13:22,058
This is a one-time favor
we owed Joe, okay?

1118
01:13:22,128 --> 01:13:23,754
Wh... yeah, I understand.

1119
01:13:25,428 --> 01:13:27,224
It's a really long story.

1120
01:13:27,295 --> 01:13:28,693
Are you still mad at me?

1121
01:13:30,794 --> 01:13:33,659
Look at that.
He got the girl, after all.

1122
01:13:33,728 --> 01:13:36,093
She is pretty cute...

1123
01:13:36,161 --> 01:13:37,991
for a creature without wings.

1124
01:13:38,061 --> 01:13:40,221
I don't see you with a girl.

1125
01:13:40,295 --> 01:13:42,125
I don't see you with one,
either.

1126
01:13:42,195 --> 01:13:46,253
Yeah, well, I've got you
to keep me company, right?

1127
01:13:46,328 --> 01:13:47,988
Always.

