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Real Estate Query Engine
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is a virtual Rubicon of information,
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putting the lawyer himself
at the controls.
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Listen, I'm going to take off, okay?
I'm gonna try and catch the 2:00 back.
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You're leaving the seminar now?
It's not even intermission.
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- I don't think you can do that.
- No, it's fine. Just cover for me, okay?
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- Get it all.
- I guess.
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- Listen, could we have your badge?
- Yeah.
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It's worth two free drinks
at the Meet and Greet.
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Hello.
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I'm going to the airport.
I'm kind of in a hurry, too.
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Sir, your seat belt
seems to be broken.
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What do you recommend I do?
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I recommend you stop being such a faggot.
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You're in the back seat.
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Jesus.
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See?
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Hello?
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Hey, boy.
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Good boy, Orson.
Where's Mommy?
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Honey?
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Heidi?
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Heidi?
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Mitch!
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What are you doing home?
You totally scared me!
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I scared you?
Because for a second, I thought...
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I don't even want to say it.
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Wow.
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That's, like, pretty hard-core.
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Yeah, I know.
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No, I'm not judging.
Don't be embarrassed.
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This is a major turn-on.
Let's go with this.
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- Is this what you do when I'm gone?
- Mitch, wait.
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No, I mean, I do it myself every once
in a while, but to magazines.
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Okay, Mitch, we need to talk.
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- Hello!
- Aah!
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Be honest.
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Please tell me this is the first time
this has happened.
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Well, do you want me to be honest, or you
want me to tell you this is the first time?
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- Jesus, what is wrong with you?
- Nothing is wrong with me!
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I've tried to tell you about this.
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What? When?
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- All the time!
- Like when?
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- Like, when we're in bed and stuff.
- In bed?
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I thought you were just talking dirty.
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I was, but I was being serious.
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You've said some really sick stuff.
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You have to admit it,
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we haven't exactly been living the most
exciting lives in the world.
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This is a totally different kind
of satisfaction for me.
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It's purely sexual.
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Ooh!
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I'm really sorry.
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Hello.
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Yeah?
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I'm here for the gang bang.
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You look a little pale, Mitch.
You need to breathe.
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Let a little blood up in your face there,
will ya?
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- I don't want to breathe.
- You should be proud of yourself.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to land
a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi is?
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A girl like that comes around, what,
once every hundred years?
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I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
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Columbus wasn't looking for America,
but that seemed to work out for everybody.
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You're here.
You know what I mean?
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Hey, I just want to thank you
one last time for being here.
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It's the best day ever.
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Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay?
You need to walk away from this ASAP.
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- What?
- You need to get out, Frankie.
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This is it. It's now or never. You need
to get out of here while you're still single.
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- I'm not single.
- She's 30 yards away, you're single now.
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Come on, Marissa's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
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Why don't you give that six months.
You don't think that'll change?
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I got a wife, kids.
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Do I seem like a happy guy to you,
Frankie?
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There's my wife. See that?
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Always smiling? Hi, honey.
Judging, watching, "Look at the baby."
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She's coming down the aisle, Beanie.
Let it go.
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Let me be the first to say
congratulations to you then.
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You get one vagina for the rest of your life.
Real smart. Way to work it through.
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- Don't listen to him.
- I need my inhaler.
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It takes a man to give away an angel.
You're a sweetheart.
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You look beautiful.
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Great.
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Dearly beloved,
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we are gathered here together
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to join Franklin and Marissa...
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Don't do it!
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My throat is dry.
I'm sorry.
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I'm a smoker.
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Okay.
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♪ Turn around ♪
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♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely ♪
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♪ And you're never coming round
Turn around ♪
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♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit tired ♪
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♪ Of Listening to the sound of my tears
Turn around ♪
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♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous ♪
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♪ That the best of
All the years have gone by ♪
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♪ Turn around ♪
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♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified ♪
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♪ I see the fuckin'look In your eyes
Turn around, bright eyes ♪
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♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪
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♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
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♪ Fuckin'every now and then
I fall apart ♪
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♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
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♪ I fuckin'need you more than ever ♪
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♪ Look In your eye ♪
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♪ And then I fall apart
I need you more than ever ♪
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Mitch Martin?
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Yeah.
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Nicole!
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My God!
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This is crazy!
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I can't believe it's you!
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God.
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- What are you doing here?
- I was invited.
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The last time that I had heard,
you had moved to...
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- What do you call it?
- Denver.
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The Sunshine State.
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Denver!
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Gorgeous!
Gorgeous!
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Oh, boy.
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Are you okay?
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No, I'm...
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Yeah, I just feel a little...
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fucked up.
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Yeah, Marissa told me about your
girlfriend. I'm very sorry.
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The thing about that one is,
is it's not just that.
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It's a combination of things.
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We had a dog,
we had a great place,
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but all just...
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You know what?
I think you should have some of this.
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- What's in this one?
- Coffee.
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Ow! Oww! Jesus!
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- I am so sorry! Please, just...
- No, don't touch!
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- I can fix it. Just...
- Mitch, really.
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- No, Mitch!
- What are you doing to this poor girl?
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Mitch, stop it!
I got it.
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No. Inappropriate.
Stop it right now.
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- Sweetie, there's a bathroom over here.
- Thank you.
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Mitch, honey? Hon?
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Why don't you go get some air, okay?
Walk it off.
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No, wait a second.
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Yeah?
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- Put in a good word for me.
- Yeah, okay.
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♪ Lay, oh-de-lay, oh-de-lay hee hool ♪
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♪ Sparkling, clear and lovely ♪
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♪ You're my ♪
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♪ Lady ♪
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Hey, Marissa!
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You're the lady.
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Can't hear you.
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Excuse me.
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I'd like to say I'm really glad
and proud to be here tonight.
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I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out.
I haven't seen him in eight years.
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That's great.
Congratulations.
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I love you, Dad!
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True love is hard to find.
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Sometimes you think you have true love,
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and then you catch the early flight
home from San Diego,
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and a couple of nude people
jump out of your bathroom blindfolded.
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Like a goddamn magic show,
ready to double-team your girlfriend...
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It stops right there
and it continues right here,
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because I think what Mitch is trying to say
is that true love is blind.
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Let's raise our glasses,
whatever we got in front of us.
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Salute. Health and happiness.
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Others, everybody.
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I love you so much, Frankie.
I love you.
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I'm not a talker.
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I love you.
Congratulations.
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I thought you said near campus.
This is practically on-campus. It's sick.
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- This is great.
- How did you land this place?
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I don't know, it was pretty easy, actually.
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A professor lived here for, like,
30 years, and then he died.
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That's awesome!
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That's awesome.
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A little housewarming.
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To new beginnings.
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Thanks.
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Actually, I gave this to you
for your wedding.
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This model?
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No, this exact one.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm embarrassed.
I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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I hope you like it.
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I love it.
Thank you.
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This place is unbelievable.
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- You like it?
- How could you still be depressed?
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This is the probably the best thing
that's ever happened to us.
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- Us?
- Yeah, us.
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Do not get selfish on me here, okay?
Now stay with me.
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You put a bar in over there, right?
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Couple La-Z-Boys to fill it out, a smarter
couch. You could put a hot tub anywhere.
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Max, can you earmuff it for me?
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We're gonna get so much ass here,
it's gonna be sick.
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I'm talking crazy, boy-band ass.
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That sounds like a lot of fun, but
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I need a little time to get
my life back together.
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We need to throw a big
kick-ass party to start things off.
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Absolutely.
Break it in a little, meet the neighbors.
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Come on, Mitch.
You know what I'm talking about.
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Break it in.
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The real estate guy was really
adamant about not having...
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I don't think you realize what
a huge opportunity this is for you.
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Girls love a guy who's in your
particular situation.
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What situation?
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Mitch, you're on the rebound.
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You're like an injured fawn
nursed back to health,
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who's finally gonna be re-released
into the wilderness.
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Sorry.
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Please be careful.
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- I'm sorry. You okay?
- Don't say sorry to me, say it to the baby.
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- You upset him.
- Sorry, baby.
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It's okay. It happens.
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We should go tropical with this thing.
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Like sand from wall to wall. I know a great
sand guy, we'll get it at price.
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Sand in here?
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Or foam, whatever.
Something in here.
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- You understand what I'm talking about?
- Absolutely.
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I'm good either way.
Just need to run it by Marissa.
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I'm messing with you guys!
It's a joke!
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It's not funny.
And now the baby is upset.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey, honey!
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I brought you an iced tea!
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No, thanks. I got a fresh beer.
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Can you turn that off for a second?
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Wow. That's really loud.
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Yeah. Thanks.
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I took the restrictor plate off,
give the Red Dragon a little more juice.
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But let's keep that on the down low.
She's not exactly street legal.
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Hey, Mike!
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Right.
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- So, what's up?
- Nothing much.
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I was hoping we might get to those
thank you notes tomorrow night.
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Honey, I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night.
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Oh, that's right.
I totally forgot.
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But I can skip it.
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Oh! No.
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Don't be silly.
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I mean, I wouldn't want you changing
your whole life just for me.
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I'll give Lara a call
and we'll plan a girls' night.
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- It'll be fun.
- Thanks.
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You're the best.
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Just as long as you promise to take it easy,
you know.
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- What do you mean?
- You know exactly what I mean.
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You've come a long way since Frank the
Tank, and we don't want him coming back.
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Honey, Frank the Tank
is not coming back, okay?
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That part of me is over.
It's water under the bridge.
251
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I promise.
252
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:48,460
Nice, right?
253
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,470
This is incredible.
How did you do this?
254
00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:53,130
With all the people here,
and the speakers.
255
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:55,680
I thought we were having
a small get-together.
256
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:58,410
It's one of many
small get-togethers.
257
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,380
That's why you got the house, brother.
258
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,970
You're having fun?
259
00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:04,570
- I'm having a great time.
- Good.
260
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:08,650
What else have you got planned?
A student band or something?
261
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,050
Yeah, that's it.
262
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:13,560
I got a student alt rock band
coming on stage next.
263
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,250
I own six Speaker Cities.
264
00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:18,160
I'm worth $3.5 million,
that the government knows about.
265
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:21,170
I got more electronics up there
than a damn KISS concert.
266
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:25,600
You think I'd roll out that kind of red carpet
for a fuckin'marching band?
267
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,160
Just make sure you can see the stage.
268
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:29,640
Excuse me. Pardon me.
269
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:32,910
I just want to get through this door,
if you don't mind.
270
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,140
Thank you.
271
00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:36,940
This is the guy I was talking about.
This is his house.
272
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:40,450
- What's up, man?
- No, that's my friend, Mitch.
273
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,990
My friend Mitch, he owns the house.
274
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:46,750
Anyway, come hit this right here.
You need to hit this.
275
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:50,460
No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife
I wouldn't drink tonight.
276
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:54,300
Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow.
But you guys have a great time.
277
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:56,860
A big day? Doing what?
278
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:59,840
Well, actually,
pretty nice little Saturday.
279
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,500
We're going to Home Depot.
280
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:05,040
Buy some wallpaper,
maybe get some flooring.
281
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:08,070
Stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath
and Beyond, I don't know.
282
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:10,640
I don't know if we'll have enough time.
283
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:16,110
You know what? Give me that thing.
I'll do one.
284
00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:19,420
He gonna do one!
He gonna do one!
285
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:26,230
That's a talented man right there.
286
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,440
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Fill it up again!
287
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:35,740
God, that's good.
It's so good!
288
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,400
Once it hits your lips,
it's so good.
289
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:42,040
Thank you very much, guys. This will be
happening at this house all year.
290
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,180
So just get ready,
don't burn yourselves out tonight.
291
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:48,120
I wanna thank you very much for coming to
the official Mitch Martin Freedom Festival.
292
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,490
For those who don't know
who Mitch Martin is,
293
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,690
he's the very successful,
294
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,860
very disease-free gentleman
standing by the mini-bar.
295
00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:06,730
Now, courtesy of Speaker City,
296
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:10,570
which is slashing prices on everything
from beepers to DVD players,
297
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:14,980
give a warm Harrison University
welcome to my pal
298
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:18,610
and your favorite,
Mister Snoop Doggy.
299
00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:25,750
♪ Yeah
Get up ♪
300
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,530
♪ You know what ♪
301
00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:30,600
♪ I'm thinking of a master plan ♪
302
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:33,490
♪ Cuz ain't nothing but sweat
inside my hand ♪
303
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:35,870
♪ So I dig into my pockets
All my money Is spent ♪
304
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,170
♪ So I dig deeper
But still coming up with Lint ♪
305
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,730
♪ So I start my mission
Leave my residence ♪
306
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:43,240
♪ I'm thinkin'how can I get
Some dead presidents ♪
307
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:46,250
Frank! Frank!
308
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:49,780
Whoo!
309
00:19:55,860 --> 00:20:00,450
Frank the Tank!
310
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:05,530
You know it!
311
00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:12,670
♪ A pen and a paper
A stereo, a tape ♪
312
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,080
You're that guy.
313
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:20,140
What?
314
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:22,150
Mitch-a-Palooza, from the poster.
315
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,650
Yeah, that's me.
316
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,150
This party is great.
Nice work.
317
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,590
My friends put it on for me.
318
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:32,180
They're kind of re-releasing me
out into the wild.
319
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,520
What are you talking about?
320
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,150
Nothing. Sorry.
321
00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:40,830
♪ Got to have some things
So what you need Is some game ♪
322
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,670
- ♪ Say what ♪
- ♪ To get your paper, man ♪
323
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,470
- ♪ Say what, say what, yeah ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
324
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,910
- ♪ In a world of paper ♪
- ♪ Check me out, y'all ♪
325
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:52,070
♪ Did somebody say make money money
Make money money money ♪
326
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,340
♪ Make money money
Make money money money ♪
327
00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:57,250
♪ Say make money money
Make money money money ♪
328
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:03,510
We're going streaking!
329
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,120
I'm sorry.
330
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:15,360
We're going streaking through the quad
and into the gymnasium.
331
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,770
Come on, everybody!
332
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,400
Come on, Snoop!
333
00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:20,200
Snoop-a-loop!
334
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:21,260
Snoop!
335
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,740
No, it's cool. I'm cool.
336
00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:25,740
Bring your green hat. Let's go.
337
00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:28,210
Come on, everybody, we're going!
338
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,770
Here we go!
339
00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:32,610
Man, man.
Man, put the music back on.
340
00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:35,250
Let's get
the party back cracking up in here.
341
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,820
Whoo! Come on!
342
00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:41,160
We're streaking.
Come on!
343
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:43,960
Come on, every...
We're... come on!
344
00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:46,760
Whoo! Whoo!
345
00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:50,200
We're streaking.
We're streaking!
346
00:21:50,270 --> 00:21:52,300
Whooo!
347
00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:54,030
Come on!
348
00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:56,500
Oh, tell her!
349
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,440
Marissa, I totally forgot.
350
00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:02,810
I know it's a little belated, but we got you
the perfect wedding present!
351
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,980
Come on, you guys, I told you,
you don't have to get me anything.
352
00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:09,990
Our friend Ashley had this guy come over
and teach a blow job class.
353
00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:12,720
- It was incredible.
- A class?
354
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,590
And he's really good,
so we had to book him way in advance.
355
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:17,290
Why should I go to a class?
356
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:21,200
Bernard should be the one going to class.
I swear, the man is orally challenged.
357
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,570
- Wait a second, is that guy...
-
358
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,470
Oh, my God.
359
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,040
That's disgusting!
360
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,810
Why am I looking at that?
361
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:36,440
Why are you slowing down?
362
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,280
Just drive. Go.
363
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:41,040
Frank?
364
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,480
No way.
365
00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:46,650
Frank!
366
00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:48,950
Hey, honey.
367
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,120
What the hell are you doing?
368
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:56,300
We're streaking. We're going up
through the quad to the gymnasium.
369
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,040
Who's streaking?
370
00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:00,940
There's more coming.
371
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,580
Frank, get in the car.
372
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,540
- Everybody's doing it.
- Now!
373
00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:06,600
Okay.
374
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,480
Whoa! Scorch over.
375
00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:21,390
Hey, ladies.
376
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:25,120
Hey, Frank.
Looks like it's a little cold out there, huh?
377
00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:29,760
Please, guys.
378
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,030
Honey, do you think KFC is still open?
379
00:23:49,790 --> 00:23:51,720
Oh, shit.
380
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,450
Good morning.
381
00:23:57,930 --> 00:23:59,920
Now, that was a party.
382
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,870
Since when are you so shy?
383
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,700
No, I'm not.
I just...
384
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,270
Did I snore last night?
Sometimes I snore when I'm drunk.
385
00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:14,710
I don't remember.
386
00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:16,840
I don't think so.
387
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:21,580
Listen, about last night.
388
00:24:22,490 --> 00:24:26,820
I just got out of a very serious
and traumatic relationship.
389
00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:30,830
I'm kind of in a weird place right now.
390
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,130
What?
391
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,500
Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal.
392
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,230
Mitch, with an "M."
393
00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:42,470
Right. Look.
394
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:47,780
Whatever. We were just having a little fun.
You have nothing to worry about.
395
00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:49,150
No.
396
00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:51,680
Yeah, you're right.
I'm okay with it.
397
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:54,020
It's casual. I was just...
398
00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:56,820
I got to go to class, so...
399
00:24:56,890 --> 00:25:00,160
So, how do we do this? Shall I...
400
00:25:00,230 --> 00:25:02,320
You want to leave me your number?
401
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,060
You don't even have to worry about it.
402
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:10,800
See you around.
403
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,530
Bye.
404
00:25:16,610 --> 00:25:17,840
I love you.
405
00:25:17,910 --> 00:25:21,710
At Speaker City, we're slashing prices
on everything from DVD players
406
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:23,880
to camcorders,
and everything In between.
407
00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:27,220
Our courteous staff will educate you
on a wide selection of state-of-the-art
408
00:25:27,290 --> 00:25:29,280
home theater equipment and accessories.
409
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,950
Show us a competitor's price.
We'll beat It.
410
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,790
If we can't beat It, I'll give you
the keys to the store. Literally.
411
00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:37,190
Figuratively, I mean.
412
00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:40,530
The only thing that sounds better
than our speakers are our prices.
413
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,900
Hi, silly kid.
414
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:45,770
What do you think? Honestly.
Shoot me straight.
415
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,100
Really good.
416
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,170
- You look great.
- Really?
417
00:25:50,910 --> 00:25:53,240
God, I went a little bit...
418
00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:55,650
Got crazy last night.
419
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,840
Yeah, I still haven't heard from Frank.
I'm a little worried.
420
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,820
Hello?
421
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,390
Come on in. Jesus!
422
00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:06,430
Is this one of your guys here?
423
00:26:06,490 --> 00:26:09,260
- About three fire hazards over here.
- What are you doing, man?
424
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,860
Cheese, is that you?
425
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:21,570
Hello, Mitch, Bernard.
I see you guys haven't changed much.
426
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,610
Who is this?
427
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,910
Remember Cheese,
Rodney's kid brother?
428
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:28,880
Actually, my name isn't Cheese anymore.
It's Gordon Pritchard.
429
00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:30,180
Oh, yeah!
430
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:32,190
Cheese!
431
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:34,780
Didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
432
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:36,410
I got out.
433
00:26:36,490 --> 00:26:39,520
Cool, man.
I'm glad you did.
434
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,160
- You had a good time last night?
- Yeah.
435
00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:47,630
There might be some whippets
lying around if you want them.
436
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:50,230
- No, thanks. I'm working.
- Working what?
437
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:51,460
Campus patrol?
438
00:26:52,340 --> 00:26:54,770
- Try again.
- You a Jehovah's Witness?
439
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,640
-
- I'm the dean.
440
00:26:56,710 --> 00:26:58,740
Dean Pritchard. Yeah.
441
00:26:58,810 --> 00:27:01,940
And as of this morning,
this house has been rezoned.
442
00:27:03,050 --> 00:27:06,080
It is now exclusively
for campus use only.
443
00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:07,680
What are you talking about?
444
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,320
You can't just do that. I've already paid
the first and last month's rent!
445
00:27:11,390 --> 00:27:12,650
Take a look at that.
446
00:27:13,690 --> 00:27:17,490
You have a week to vacate the premises,
and I thank you for your cooperation.
447
00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:18,860
Great.
448
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,130
- Can I ask you a question?
- Absolutely not.
449
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,690
It's been good seeing you guys.
It looks like you're doing great.
450
00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:38,680
Frank, this is a safe place.
451
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:42,690
It's a place where we can feel free
sharing our feelings.
452
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:47,190
Think of my office as a nest
in a tree of trust and understanding.
453
00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:48,780
We can say anything here.
454
00:27:49,730 --> 00:27:50,790
Anything?
455
00:27:52,730 --> 00:27:55,360
It's okay, honey.
That's why we came.
456
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:04,330
Well, I guess I...
Deep down I'm feeling a little confused.
457
00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:08,470
I mean, suddenly you get married
458
00:28:08,550 --> 00:28:11,110
and you're supposed
to be this entirely different guy.
459
00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:13,020
I don't feel different.
460
00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:15,880
Take yesterday, for example.
461
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:20,020
We were out at the Olive Garden
for dinner, which was lovely.
462
00:28:20,090 --> 00:28:21,790
And...
463
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:26,820
I happened to look over during the meal
and see a waitress taking an order,
464
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:32,100
and I found myself wondering
what color her underpants might be.
465
00:28:33,010 --> 00:28:34,500
Her panties.
466
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:41,910
Odds are they're probably
basic white, cotton underpants.
467
00:28:41,980 --> 00:28:46,610
But I started thinking,
"Well, maybe they're silk panties."
468
00:28:46,690 --> 00:28:48,420
"Maybe it's a thong."
469
00:28:48,490 --> 00:28:53,890
"Maybe it's something really cool
that I don't even know about."
470
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,450
You know? And I started feeling...
471
00:28:57,860 --> 00:28:58,850
What?
472
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,590
I thought we were in the trust tree,
in the nest. Are we not?
473
00:29:02,670 --> 00:29:05,370
- We are. It's okay.
- Okay?
474
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,600
It's okay. Please continue.
475
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,640
I don't know
where I was going with that.
476
00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:18,250
I guess what I'm trying to say
is that now that I'm married,
477
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,120
I'm definitely feeling
a little freaked out about the fact
478
00:29:22,190 --> 00:29:26,350
that I'm gonna have sex
with only one person
479
00:29:27,930 --> 00:29:30,090
for the rest of my life.
480
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,560
Walsh tells me
your San Diego trip was a blast!
481
00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:35,930
Yeah.
482
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,440
How was Hooters?
483
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,560
I actually didn't go to Hooters.
484
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,230
Yeah, right.
485
00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:42,780
Skittles?
486
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,210
No, thanks.
487
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,770
Listen. I got a call from Manetti.
488
00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:50,940
He tells me that your Sunshine Square
proposal is totally fucked.
489
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,540
What's wrong with it?
490
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:56,080
Well, for one thing, it violates
the zoning restrictions set forth
491
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,790
in the National Historical
Preservation Act of 1966.
492
00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:02,590
Most notably, clause four.
493
00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:03,920
Shall I continue?
494
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,520
- Actually, I'm familiar with that item...
- Honey.
495
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,590
- Hi, Dad, am I interrupting?
- No, come in.
496
00:30:10,170 --> 00:30:13,370
I don't think you've met my daughter.
Darcie, this is Mitch Martin.
497
00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:17,480
Nice to meet you, Mitch.
498
00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:19,570
Hi. Nice to meet you.
499
00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:21,980
- How was the slumber party?
- Great. You know,
500
00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:24,210
movies and popcorn.
501
00:30:24,350 --> 00:30:26,220
She's an angel.
502
00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:30,520
It makes me sound an old man, but I can't
believe how fast she's growing up.
503
00:30:30,590 --> 00:30:33,390
- Dad, stop.
- I'm sorry honey, but it's true.
504
00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:37,950
To think that in just seven months
you'll be graduating from high school!
505
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,630
You okay?
506
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:44,640
I thought you said high school.
507
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:46,700
Yeah.
Shocking, isn't it?
508
00:30:47,870 --> 00:30:49,570
Yes, it is.
509
00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:00,150
Give me a break.
510
00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:01,810
Hey, Mitch.
511
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,920
Hey, man. Did you have a good day?
512
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,830
Not too bad.
513
00:31:12,030 --> 00:31:13,470
What's going on?
514
00:31:13,530 --> 00:31:17,730
I thought maybe I could crash here
tonight, if that's all right.
515
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,710
Marissa is going through
some personal stuff.
516
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:26,650
Personal stuff like you running through
the neighborhood drunk and naked?
517
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:30,270
That and some other stuff.
518
00:31:31,820 --> 00:31:33,750
No problem.
Make yourself at home.
519
00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:35,050
Thanks.
520
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,490
Gentlemen, we're discussing
a brand-new way to look at a fraternity.
521
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:45,090
In other words, forget all the normal rules
that apply to both college and society,
522
00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:47,930
because this is a very big idea,
my friends.
523
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,170
We are talking about a non-exclusive,
egalitarian brotherhood
524
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,210
where community status
and more importantly, age,
525
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,510
have no bearing whatsoever.
526
00:31:58,580 --> 00:32:00,770
Yeah? From the guy who probably
won't get in.
527
00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:03,540
- I go to school here.
- Okay.
528
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:07,580
I was curious, what association
will you have with the actual university?
529
00:32:07,650 --> 00:32:09,780
- Who are these people?
- I don't know.
530
00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:13,190
Legally speaking,
there will be a loose affiliation,
531
00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:16,630
but we will give nothing back
to the academic community.
532
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:20,660
As well as provide no public service
of any kind. This much I promise.
533
00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,960
What the hell is going on here?
534
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,530
Guys, this is a very special occasion.
535
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:29,570
The Godfather himself has been kind
enough to grace us with his presence.
536
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,970
- The Godfather!
-
537
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,380
This is his damn house.
He lives here, he sleeps 20 feet away.
538
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,650
We need to talk.
539
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,910
Kitchen.
540
00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:44,320
Sit good for me. I'm gonna talk
to Uncle Mitch for a second.
541
00:32:44,590 --> 00:32:46,180
There you go, buddy.
542
00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:49,460
- How long have these people been here?
- All day.
543
00:32:49,530 --> 00:32:52,120
That party we had last night
has given us all kinds of street cred.
544
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,960
What are you talking about?
545
00:32:54,030 --> 00:32:57,470
This is called "rush."
We're officially starting a fraternity.
546
00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:59,530
I like it. It's genius!
547
00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,230
You've got to be kidding me.
548
00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:03,400
You heard Pritchard, all right?
We're obligated to do this.
549
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,570
This house, he says, is zoned specifically
for social services and student housing.
550
00:33:07,650 --> 00:33:09,480
Fraternity solves both of those.
551
00:33:09,550 --> 00:33:12,250
But this is my house.
I live here, Beanie.
552
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,650
I'm 30 years old.
None of us are enrolled in the college.
553
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,390
I understand that. You're focused
on all the wrong sort of details.
554
00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:22,430
Did you or did you not
have a good time at the party?
555
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,290
I had an awesome time.
556
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,760
I know you had an awesome time.
557
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:29,300
The entire town knows
you had an awesome time.
558
00:33:29,370 --> 00:33:31,930
I'm trying to ask Mitch whether
he had an awesome time.
559
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,700
- I had a good time.
- Okay, that's good.
560
00:33:33,770 --> 00:33:35,800
Wouldn't you want those good times
to keep going?
561
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,210
- More good...
- God. I mean...
562
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,040
I don't understand. I don't know why it's
so hard for you to admit you want this.
563
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,480
We got 40 guys that want this.
There must be a reason for it.
564
00:33:45,550 --> 00:33:47,820
Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm.
565
00:33:47,890 --> 00:33:51,790
I know you guys are trying to help,
but the truth of the matter is,
566
00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:55,690
I've had a hell of a day,
an even worse month.
567
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,820
And the fact is,
I've got 40 strangers out in my living room
568
00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:02,630
and all I want to do is
get some fuckin'sleep.
569
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:06,970
So, I'm sorry, but we're not
starting a fraternity.
570
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,240
I don't know why you got to do it
in front of the kid, with the "F'ing."
571
00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:12,400
All you got to do is
say "earmuffs" to him.
572
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,500
Then you can say,
"fuck, shit, bitch," whatever you want.
573
00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:15,910
Cock. Balls.
574
00:34:15,980 --> 00:34:18,780
I'm just proving a point.
You don't have to celebrate it, Frank.
575
00:34:18,850 --> 00:34:21,250
- Sorry.
- Don't say sorry to me.
576
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,950
You let down Frank, you let down me,
you let down Max, most importantly.
577
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,220
And right about now,
I'm having a real hard time
578
00:34:26,290 --> 00:34:29,850
trying to figure out why I take my time out of
my schedule to try to help you get over...
579
00:34:29,930 --> 00:34:31,960
Earmuffs. That whore that you dated.
580
00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:36,870
Wanna go out and see the other guys?
Uncle Mitch is sorry.
581
00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:40,010
Say "yes."
582
00:34:40,070 --> 00:34:41,170
Yes.
583
00:34:48,150 --> 00:34:50,170
Here's the deal.
Listen up!
584
00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:53,120
All together, we've picked
14 pledges.
585
00:34:53,190 --> 00:34:55,120
Wait, who's this guy?
586
00:34:55,190 --> 00:34:56,620
That's Blue.
587
00:34:56,690 --> 00:34:59,060
He's an old Navy vet
who hangs around my store a lot.
588
00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:00,860
But don't worry about it.
He's legit.
589
00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:03,450
He looks like he's 100 years old.
He wants to pledge?
590
00:35:03,530 --> 00:35:07,160
Are you kidding me?
The Old Man River won't shut up about it.
591
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,170
Go time!
592
00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:27,280
Don't make this any harder
on yourself!
593
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:40,830
What's going on?
594
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:43,390
You tell anyone about this,
I'll fuckin'kill you!
595
00:35:43,470 --> 00:35:46,410
I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight.
Okay, sweetie?
596
00:35:46,470 --> 00:35:47,800
Let's go!
597
00:35:59,650 --> 00:36:01,990
Come on, let's go.
There we go, Blue.
598
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,170
Congratulations, gentlemen.
599
00:36:14,230 --> 00:36:16,330
You should all be
very proud of yourselves.
600
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,370
Each and every one of you
has been hand-picked
601
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,930
to represent our inaugural
pledge class.
602
00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:25,570
Over the next 21 days,
603
00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:32,210
you're all going to experience intense
mental and physical strain.
604
00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:34,080
D-ahhh!
605
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,890
Frank, just pace yourself.
606
00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:40,850
Copy that. Just got
a little overexcited. Sorry.
607
00:36:40,930 --> 00:36:45,160
At this point
you may be asking yourself,
608
00:36:45,230 --> 00:36:49,970
"Why am I holding
this 30-pound cinderblock in my hands?"
609
00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:54,000
You might also ask yourself,
610
00:36:55,040 --> 00:37:00,380
"Why does this cinderblock
have a long piece of string
611
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,940
tied to it?"
612
00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:05,810
And finally,
613
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:11,710
"Why's the other end of this string
tied securely
614
00:37:12,290 --> 00:37:14,190
to your penis?"
615
00:37:15,430 --> 00:37:18,730
And the answer, ladies, is trust.
616
00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:23,000
This is your first test.
617
00:37:23,570 --> 00:37:25,090
Spanish!
618
00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:27,770
Do you trust we've provided you
with enough slack
619
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,400
so your block will land safely
on the lawn?
620
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,000
Sir, yes, sir.
621
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,880
- And Blue!
- Yes, sir?
622
00:37:33,950 --> 00:37:36,280
Do you trust that I do not want
to see you die here tonight?
623
00:37:36,350 --> 00:37:38,680
- Sir, yes, sir.
- Blue, you're my boy!
624
00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:40,080
Thank you, sir.
625
00:37:42,590 --> 00:37:44,150
About face.
626
00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:49,220
Step to the edge!
627
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:55,570
Pledges, prepare to release!
628
00:37:57,770 --> 00:37:59,360
One...
629
00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:01,000
two...
630
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,710
three! Release!
631
00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:09,810
Aahh!
632
00:38:11,090 --> 00:38:12,350
Oh...!
633
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,990
Wasn't meant to happen
like that, Weensie!
634
00:38:17,060 --> 00:38:19,720
Walk it off, big guy.
We're coming down.
635
00:38:20,290 --> 00:38:24,390
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
636
00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,830
♪ I've been laid more times than God ♪
637
00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:29,060
♪ Got six kids In Laung-Pau-Lad ♪
638
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:33,100
♪ One two three four
One two three four ♪
639
00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:37,640
♪ I don't know, but It's been sold
One more lap and I'll be dead ♪
640
00:38:37,710 --> 00:38:39,580
- ♪ One two three four... ♪
- Faster
641
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:44,220
Jesus. Who are these people?
642
00:38:47,190 --> 00:38:49,750
Patricia, get security
to the South Lawn.
643
00:38:49,820 --> 00:38:52,520
We have an illegal off-road vehicle
operating without a permit.
644
00:38:52,590 --> 00:38:54,720
They've already been called, sir.
645
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,060
Call them again.
646
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:06,340
It's been two weeks.
How are these guys still a fraternity?
647
00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:08,170
They're not a fraternity, sir.
648
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,180
They've been approved for temporary
status by the student council.
649
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,580
Half these guys don't even
go to the school.
650
00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:15,640
You see the one guy, he's like 90.
651
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,480
Technically, that doesn't matter.
They found a loophole.
652
00:39:18,550 --> 00:39:20,040
- A loophole?
- Yes.
653
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,680
Well, it's interesting, sir.
654
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,120
As stupid as they appear,
they're actually very good at paperwork.
655
00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:26,920
It's quite an anomaly.
656
00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:30,290
I'm sorry, is that funny?
Are you a standup comic?
657
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,850
Is that what you do now?
658
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,000
This is me leaving. This is me leaving.
659
00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:50,480
There he is.
660
00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:53,080
What's going on, brother?
661
00:39:53,150 --> 00:39:55,380
Nothing.
Just making some copies.
662
00:39:56,690 --> 00:39:58,180
See you later.
663
00:39:58,260 --> 00:40:00,450
Hey, Mitch, hang on a second.
664
00:40:00,530 --> 00:40:03,330
I heard you guys are
starting up a fraternity.
665
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,800
Who told you that?
666
00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:06,960
Nobody. Is it true?
667
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:09,470
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Right.
668
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:12,000
It sounds cool, man.
I want in.
669
00:40:13,140 --> 00:40:16,440
Listen to me.
There is no fraternity.
670
00:40:16,510 --> 00:40:18,840
I don't even know
what you're talking about.
671
00:40:18,910 --> 00:40:21,610
You listen to me.
I need this, okay?
672
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:25,880
My wife, my job, my kids.
Every day is exactly the same.
673
00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:28,290
I go golfing on Sundays.
674
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,450
I hate golf.
675
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,860
Don't blackball me, Mitch.
Please.
676
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:36,520
I am not blackballing you.
We work together, Walsh.
677
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,790
And I don't want to mix work
with whatever it is I do at home.
678
00:40:40,170 --> 00:40:43,230
Trust me, you're not
missing anything, anyways.
679
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:44,460
Really?
680
00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:46,970
Heard you hooked up
with Goldberg's daughter.
681
00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:49,970
Sorry. Sorry.
682
00:40:51,010 --> 00:40:53,100
That is untrue!
683
00:40:57,050 --> 00:40:59,580
Hey, Mitch, all I'm saying is
think about it, okay?
684
00:40:59,650 --> 00:41:01,050
Think about it!
685
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,380
So what?
Who cares if you work with the guy?
686
00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:05,890
I do. I mean, I have a career
to worry about.
687
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,990
You're killing me. You really need
to start embracing this whole thing here.
688
00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:13,000
The frustrating thing is I don't think
you appreciate everything I did for you.
689
00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:15,060
- For me?
- Yeah, for you.
690
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:18,370
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids
to hang out with 19-year-old girls all day?
691
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,130
- Yeah, I do.
- Well, I don't, man.
692
00:41:20,210 --> 00:41:22,400
- I'm doing this whole thing for you.
- Hello.
693
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,710
Nicole, how's it going?
Who's this?
694
00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:28,010
This is my daughter, Amanda.
Say hi, sweetie.
695
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,450
Hi, Amanda.
You remember Nicole, right?
696
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,980
Yeah, we did a little chicken dancing
at the wedding, actually.
697
00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:36,220
- How you been?
- Fine, thanks.
698
00:41:36,290 --> 00:41:37,090
Good.
699
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,090
I actually wanted
to apologize to you about the wedding.
700
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,030
I hope I didn't embarrass you.
701
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:45,030
It's okay.
You just embarrassed yourself.
702
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:48,730
- I brought you a housewarming gift.
- That is really nice.
703
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,570
It's just a CD holder, you know, for your
desk or whatever. I thought it was...
704
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,230
No, that thing's a piece of crap.
Awful.
705
00:41:56,540 --> 00:41:59,270
- I stopped selling it six months ago.
- Please, hey, Beanie.
706
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,970
- Thanks.
- A lot of complaints.
707
00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:03,350
- But it's a nice gesture, I think.
- No, this is cool.
708
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:04,910
Hey, Godfather!
709
00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:07,390
- What's up?
- Yo, you the man, dog!
710
00:42:07,450 --> 00:42:08,890
See you around, homey!
711
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,950
Did that guy just call you
the Godfather?
712
00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:13,690
Must be joking around or something.
713
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,420
Where are you guys living now?
714
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:18,590
We're staying with my dad for awhile,
until I find something better.
715
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,630
The move's been a little rough on Amanda.
716
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:25,400
My son Max is turning six on Sunday.
We're having a birthday party for him.
717
00:42:25,470 --> 00:42:27,840
Just like, petting zoo and clowns,
stuff like that.
718
00:42:27,910 --> 00:42:29,840
But you guys are welcome to come,
if you like.
719
00:42:29,910 --> 00:42:31,970
- Great idea! You should definitely come.
- Okay.
720
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:35,610
What do you guys like better?
Nurse or cheerleader?
721
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,880
Hi, Nicole.
722
00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:40,890
Hi, Frank.
723
00:42:40,950 --> 00:42:43,450
It's a nice doll you have there.
724
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,620
Yeah, thanks.
She's okay.
725
00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:48,120
Did you have fun at the wedding?
726
00:42:49,030 --> 00:42:50,830
Yeah, it was fun.
727
00:42:52,330 --> 00:42:55,030
I'm just staying here, for right now.
728
00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,830
Anyways, we'll see you Sunday then.
729
00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:58,800
Sunday, right. Okay.
730
00:42:58,870 --> 00:43:00,700
- Bye. Say bye.
- Bye.
731
00:43:01,910 --> 00:43:03,140
Bye.
732
00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,450
- Hl, you've reached Marissa.
- And Frank!
733
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,890
We're not here,
so leave us a message.
734
00:43:14,950 --> 00:43:16,580
Hey, honey, it's me.
735
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:20,290
Listen, just was calling to check in.
736
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,020
I been kind of busy lately.
A lot of paperwork, stuff like that.
737
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:25,090
Damn it.
738
00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:29,730
If you are satisfied, press "1."
To rerecord, press "2."
739
00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:33,670
Hey, Marissa, it's me.
Listen.
740
00:43:33,740 --> 00:43:36,110
Gonna be in the neighborhood
a little bit later.
741
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:40,040
Didn't know if you wanted to
get together for frozen yogurt sometime,
742
00:43:40,110 --> 00:43:42,410
or maybe even a whole meal of food.
743
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,040
If that'd be agreeable...
Stupid.
744
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:49,210
If you are satisfied, press "1."
To rerecord, press "2."
745
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,820
Hey, Marissa, it's Frank Ricard...
746
00:43:54,230 --> 00:43:55,350
Okay, ladles.
747
00:43:55,430 --> 00:43:58,400
The secret to a good B.J. Is focus.
748
00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:00,700
I don't care
if it's your husband of 10 years
749
00:44:00,770 --> 00:44:05,800
or some hot sailor you met
at TGI Friday's a couple months ago.
750
00:44:05,870 --> 00:44:07,400
Who never did call me back
751
00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:10,910
but did leave me with a
little something called herpes.
752
00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:13,950
Which I then gave to the dog.
753
00:44:14,550 --> 00:44:16,140
But that's neither here nor there.
754
00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:18,810
Grab your vegetables.
755
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,990
Who's hungry? Who's hungry?
756
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:30,190
Come on.
Is this guy for real?
757
00:44:30,260 --> 00:44:33,430
Yeah, he's fine.
He's the best there is.
758
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:36,590
Ladies, our thumbs are down,
our wrists are flexed,
759
00:44:36,670 --> 00:44:39,100
and we're gonna position
ourselves for insertion.
760
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,000
Ready? Do it.
761
00:44:46,010 --> 00:44:48,610
Um hmm.
Good, Marissa.
762
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,510
You can use a little teeth
but don't be a biter.
763
00:44:53,990 --> 00:44:56,080
Now you're going to do
the work, ladies.
764
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,920
These carrots are not going
to ejaculate themselves.
765
00:44:58,990 --> 00:45:01,430
Get into It.
Very good.
766
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:03,220
Very good.
767
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:05,790
Good, good, good.
Not so good.
768
00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:07,730
Please, what are you doing?
769
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,930
You're not Romulus sucking on
the teats of the mother wolf.
770
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,940
If you know your Greek mythology.
771
00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:13,940
Ladies, we are giving head here.
772
00:45:14,010 --> 00:45:15,980
We're not breast feeding
from a mythological beast.
773
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,180
Oh, that's funny to you?
'Cause you won't be laughing
774
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:22,180
when somebody prematurely
pops in your face.
775
00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:25,680
It stings, and that is now
why I have a lazy eye.
776
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:28,650
Thank you very much.
Continue, please, continue.
777
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,190
Up and In.
778
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,750
And mind the stepchildren.
779
00:45:33,830 --> 00:45:35,950
Mind the stepchildren.
780
00:45:53,610 --> 00:45:56,910
Marissa, come on.
That's it.
781
00:46:01,190 --> 00:46:03,420
I like what I see.
Don't be afraid to arch it.
782
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,560
Marissa, come on.
That's it.
783
00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:14,490
Everybody can learn from Marissa.
I'm gonna take a quick five.
784
00:46:14,570 --> 00:46:16,560
You guys continue.
785
00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:20,730
Nice work, Marissa.
786
00:46:21,770 --> 00:46:24,740
Way to give a hundred and ten percent.
787
00:46:24,810 --> 00:46:27,300
When I get back there,
I'm gonna show you something I call...
788
00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:29,970
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis."
789
00:46:30,980 --> 00:46:32,110
Did you see that movie?
790
00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:35,920
I really like it 'cause of
the flying and the magic.
791
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,290
Bastard!
792
00:46:39,490 --> 00:46:41,790
Someone just make a bad mistake!
793
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:54,140
Jesus Christ, Frank!
What the hell are you doing here?
794
00:46:54,210 --> 00:46:55,970
You know this person?
795
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,100
I am so sorry.
Are you hurt?
796
00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:00,650
- Yes, I'm hurt.
-
797
00:47:06,050 --> 00:47:08,350
Bob's not here. They're on the rocks.
798
00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:14,180
You've outdone yourself once again.
799
00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:17,200
It's nice, right?
Spanish, what the hell are you doing?
800
00:47:17,260 --> 00:47:19,960
Man, I'm just getting some water, yo.
This suit is crazy hot.
801
00:47:20,030 --> 00:47:23,830
Put your head on. Are you nuts?
That can be very traumatic for these kids.
802
00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:26,270
- You're right, I'm sorry, sir.
- Don't "sorry" me.
803
00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:28,810
Shake the tail when you walk, man.
You're better than that.
804
00:47:28,870 --> 00:47:30,030
Take it easy.
805
00:47:30,110 --> 00:47:31,700
You don't see me breaking
the fourth wall.
806
00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:33,780
- Hi, guys.
- Hey.
807
00:47:33,850 --> 00:47:35,710
- Nice costume.
- Thanks a lot.
808
00:47:35,780 --> 00:47:38,050
- This is a great party.
- When'd you get here?
809
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,050
Just a few minutes ago.
This is my boyfriend, Mark.
810
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:44,560
Flew over from Colorado yesterday.
This is Mitch and Beanie.
811
00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:46,180
How's it hanging, boys?
812
00:47:46,260 --> 00:47:47,320
Pleasure to meet you.
813
00:47:47,390 --> 00:47:49,950
So, listen, somebody told me
814
00:47:50,030 --> 00:47:52,460
you guys are in a fraternity,
is that right?
815
00:47:52,530 --> 00:47:54,970
- No.
- A fraternity. Is that true?
816
00:47:55,030 --> 00:47:59,660
Not really. I mean, no.
It's more kind of like a social club.
817
00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:02,210
We just kinda watch football
and hang out.
818
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:04,830
Hang out and spank each other, I bet.
819
00:48:04,910 --> 00:48:07,040
It's not like that.
We don't take it too seriously...
820
00:48:07,110 --> 00:48:10,210
Blue! How come there's no ice
in my lemonade?
821
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,750
Sorry, sir!
822
00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:14,250
You drop down
and you give me ten!
823
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,690
- Now!
- Yes, sir.
824
00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:17,480
Let's go!
825
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,720
That's Frank.
826
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,790
I'm gonna go ahead and give you these.
It's my work phone. Call me.
827
00:48:22,860 --> 00:48:24,450
Speaker City. I own all six locations.
828
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,730
Max wants to open up his gifts,
but I thought maybe one would be all right?
829
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,700
Come on in here, Maxy.
You guys mind giving me a minute?
830
00:48:31,770 --> 00:48:34,500
We'll talk surround sound
and everything else later. I'll cut you a deal.
831
00:48:34,570 --> 00:48:36,600
I'm not gonna hold you over
the coals for it.
832
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,340
How you doing, bud?
What a day!
833
00:48:38,410 --> 00:48:41,170
We can open Uncle Frank's,
but we got to wait for the others.
834
00:48:41,250 --> 00:48:43,910
I don't know who's more excited,
Frank or Max.
835
00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:46,680
Rip it up! Go at there. What is it?
836
00:48:46,750 --> 00:48:49,980
Could it be a space ship?
Let's see what we got!
837
00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:52,180
Yay!
838
00:48:53,090 --> 00:48:55,690
What do you think, Max, huh?
It's got three speeds.
839
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:04,530
Damn it.
840
00:49:08,810 --> 00:49:11,500
Excuse me.
I'll have one of those.
841
00:49:13,110 --> 00:49:14,940
I'm Mark. What's your name?
842
00:49:15,010 --> 00:49:16,110
Tracy.
843
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,210
Nice meeting you, Tracy.
844
00:49:20,350 --> 00:49:23,320
- Right on there.
- There we go.
845
00:49:23,390 --> 00:49:25,880
Okay, you can go back out
and play now.
846
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,220
Come on.
847
00:49:27,290 --> 00:49:30,850
There. Take your doll. Okay.
848
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,660
I think she likes you.
She ignores most people.
849
00:49:35,730 --> 00:49:37,220
I feel honored.
850
00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:43,570
So, Mark, he seems like
an interesting guy.
851
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,170
He's harmless.
852
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,840
- How long have you two been together?
- Two years now.
853
00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:52,440
I told him I had a crush on you
in high school and I think I got him jealous.
854
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,420
You had a crush on me?
855
00:49:54,490 --> 00:49:57,680
You got to be kidding me.
I was obsessed with you.
856
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:02,320
Not in a dangerous way, you know.
I just watched you a lot, from a distance.
857
00:50:02,390 --> 00:50:04,590
How come you never
asked me out then?
858
00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:07,260
You were pretty intimidating back then.
859
00:50:07,330 --> 00:50:11,790
You were always with older guys.
You had that White snake jean jacket.
860
00:50:11,870 --> 00:50:15,000
You smoked Marlboro Reds.
You were way out of my league.
861
00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:19,800
I still have the White snake
jean jacket.
862
00:50:20,450 --> 00:50:23,780
I'm still pretty intimidated by you.
863
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:31,280
You're bad.
864
00:50:31,460 --> 00:50:34,150
You're right. I am bad.
865
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,890
I'm sorry...
866
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,260
- I guess we're not knocking?
- Excuse me.
867
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:43,630
Excuse me, I've got to get
back to work.
868
00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:46,230
...just returning these Band-Aids.
869
00:50:47,510 --> 00:50:49,530
What are you gonna do?
Tell on me?
870
00:50:49,610 --> 00:50:53,540
You know you can't, buddy.
It's guy code. Okay?
871
00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:56,840
Guys don't tell on other guys.
That's, uh...
872
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,580
something chicks do.
873
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,280
You're not a chick, are you?
874
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:09,820
All right. Good talk.
I'll see you out there.
875
00:51:18,340 --> 00:51:19,930
Hey there, buddy.
876
00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:21,730
Need a friend?
877
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,230
Yeah, me, too.
878
00:51:27,510 --> 00:51:28,500
Hey.
879
00:51:37,490 --> 00:51:39,620
Wow.
880
00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:42,290
- She's a beauty, ain't she?
- Yeah.
881
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,560
What kind of gun is this?
882
00:51:44,630 --> 00:51:46,530
That's a tranquilizer gun.
883
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,860
If any of these little fuckers decide to freak
out on the kids,
884
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,370
I get to take them down.
885
00:51:52,970 --> 00:51:54,940
Ain't that right, mother?
What?
886
00:51:55,010 --> 00:51:57,100
That's what I thought. Shut up.
887
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,710
Hey, be careful with that.
888
00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:02,510
That's the most powerful
tranq gun on the market.
889
00:52:02,580 --> 00:52:04,170
Got her in Mexico.
890
00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:06,580
- Cool.
- Yeah, it is cool.
891
00:52:06,650 --> 00:52:09,590
They say it could puncture
the skin of a rhino from a hundred...
892
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:12,850
Oww! Oh...
893
00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:18,290
Yes!
894
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,920
That's awesome!
895
00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:22,130
What?
896
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,200
You just took one
in the jugular, man!
897
00:52:25,270 --> 00:52:28,470
Ha! Whoa.
898
00:52:28,970 --> 00:52:30,070
Yes!
899
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,470
Oh, my God.
900
00:52:34,410 --> 00:52:37,040
Oh, my God, I did.
Is this bad?
901
00:52:37,380 --> 00:52:39,080
Is this bad?
902
00:52:39,150 --> 00:52:41,880
You should pull that out.
That shit is not cool.
903
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,020
Wait.
904
00:52:46,090 --> 00:52:48,620
Wait. Pull what out?
905
00:52:48,690 --> 00:52:52,220
The dart, man.
You got a fuckin'dart in your neck.
906
00:52:55,270 --> 00:52:58,200
You're craz... You're crazy, man.
907
00:52:58,270 --> 00:53:00,140
You're crazy.
908
00:53:00,210 --> 00:53:01,900
I like you.
909
00:53:02,710 --> 00:53:04,370
But you're crazy.
910
00:53:05,910 --> 00:53:07,810
I feel tired.
911
00:53:15,050 --> 00:53:18,990
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
912
00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:22,050
No!
913
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,050
♪ Happy birthday, dear Max ♪
914
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,590
♪ Hello darkness
My old friend ♪
915
00:54:02,330 --> 00:54:04,890
♪ I've come to talk
With you again ♪
916
00:54:06,510 --> 00:54:10,310
♪ Because a vision softly creeping ♪
917
00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:14,840
♪ Left its seeds while I was sleeping ♪
918
00:54:16,050 --> 00:54:19,180
This is the most beautiful day.
919
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:21,790
Yes.
920
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,350
It really is.
921
00:54:25,690 --> 00:54:30,750
♪ Within the sound of silence ♪
922
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,490
I've missed you, Frank.
923
00:54:33,570 --> 00:54:35,970
I'm so glad you're back.
924
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,930
I've missed you too, honey.
925
00:54:40,270 --> 00:54:42,100
You look gorgeous.
926
00:54:43,340 --> 00:54:45,400
You're sweet.
927
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,000
♪ I turned my collar
To the cold and damp ♪
928
00:54:57,090 --> 00:55:00,120
He just French kissed me!
929
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:06,830
This better work.
930
00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:10,790
The board members are beginning to ask
questions about this "civilian fraternity."
931
00:55:10,870 --> 00:55:13,170
Don't worry, it'll work.
932
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:18,270
Here she comes.
Her name is Megan Huang.
933
00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:19,780
She's student council president,
934
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,580
prelaw, star of the tennis team,
a very promising young woman.
935
00:55:23,650 --> 00:55:25,550
A young woman with a lot to lose.
936
00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:27,170
- Megan, hello.
- Hi.
937
00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:28,840
Have a seat.
938
00:55:35,190 --> 00:55:37,720
I'm sure you know Dean Pritchard.
939
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,290
Don't turn around.
940
00:55:42,070 --> 00:55:45,660
Megan, this little fraternity
over on Brook Street
941
00:55:45,740 --> 00:55:49,570
has become quite an inconvenience
for us, okay?
942
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:53,800
And as student body president,
you approved their temporary status.
943
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:57,870
Unfortunately, you alone
have the ability to revoke it.
944
00:55:57,950 --> 00:56:00,380
So, we're gonna need you to
go ahead and do that.
945
00:56:00,450 --> 00:56:03,780
Revoke it? Why?
Everybody loves those guys.
946
00:56:03,850 --> 00:56:08,150
They throw the sickest parties.
I met my boyfriend at their casino night.
947
00:56:08,230 --> 00:56:10,090
Uh-huh, that's great.
948
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,560
It says here you are applying
to Columbia Law School.
949
00:56:13,630 --> 00:56:16,360
Wow, that's a tough school
to get into.
950
00:56:16,430 --> 00:56:20,430
You know, Dean Pritchard has
some serious connections at Columbia.
951
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,800
Are you bribing me?
952
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,070
Don't make life
harder on yourself, Chang.
953
00:56:28,150 --> 00:56:29,670
It's Huang.
954
00:56:30,350 --> 00:56:33,440
Whatever.
How's the tennis season going?
955
00:56:33,850 --> 00:56:37,580
I made some minor changes,
but overall it's okay.
956
00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:40,450
- It's a pretty standard lease.
- Okay, great.
957
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:44,550
Thank you for taking a look at it for me.
This stuff always confuses me.
958
00:56:44,630 --> 00:56:45,820
Anytime.
959
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,730
So, you and Mark are
moving in together?
960
00:56:50,330 --> 00:56:54,500
Yeah.
Well, financially it makes sense, so...
961
00:56:55,010 --> 00:56:59,570
You know, there's something
I think you should know...
962
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:02,310
about Mark.
963
00:57:02,380 --> 00:57:03,870
What is it?
964
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,610
Well...
965
00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:12,120
Relationships are a lot of work.
966
00:57:12,190 --> 00:57:15,220
And, I guess what I'm saying is...
967
00:57:20,060 --> 00:57:21,590
Good luck.
968
00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:25,130
Oh, okay.
Well, thank you.
969
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,030
Yeah. Listen.
970
00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:31,470
I was thinking maybe sometime
we could get some dinner or something?
971
00:57:31,540 --> 00:57:33,530
- Yeah.
- If that's okay with you.
972
00:57:33,610 --> 00:57:35,440
- I'd like that.
- Yeah.
973
00:57:35,510 --> 00:57:40,110
Of course, leave it to me to wait until
you've got a boyfriend
974
00:57:40,180 --> 00:57:41,980
to finally ask you out.
975
00:57:42,050 --> 00:57:43,820
Timing was never your thing.
976
00:57:43,890 --> 00:57:45,220
No.
977
00:57:47,290 --> 00:57:49,230
Okay, so, thank you.
978
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,360
And, call me about dinner.
979
00:57:53,430 --> 00:57:55,660
- I will.
- Excuse me, sir!
980
00:57:55,970 --> 00:57:57,700
We have a situation, sir!
981
00:57:57,770 --> 00:58:00,000
What are you guys doing here?
I said never at work.
982
00:58:00,070 --> 00:58:01,560
But it's an emergency.
983
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,110
We can only buy KY Jelly
in the 4-ounce tubes.
984
00:58:04,170 --> 00:58:09,170
Industrial size cans will take up to
3 to 4 business days, so we're screwed.
985
00:58:09,250 --> 00:58:10,370
What's all that for?
986
00:58:10,450 --> 00:58:12,570
It's Blue's birthday.
We're having a KY wrestling match.
987
00:58:12,650 --> 00:58:15,980
You know what?
Can we talk about this later, please?
988
00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:22,830
I'm going again, baby!
989
00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:24,760
-
- Whoo-hoo!
990
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,430
Yeah! Yeah!
991
00:58:34,510 --> 00:58:37,500
This doesn't seem fair!
I'm on a roll!
992
00:58:48,850 --> 00:58:52,950
Rip his head off!
993
00:59:05,270 --> 00:59:07,170
I like your room.
994
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:10,770
Thanks a lot. It's kind of
a home away from home for me.
995
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,000
All the posters are mine.
996
00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:16,680
I don't usually like fraternity guys.
They're such losers.
997
00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:20,880
But, you're like... mature.
998
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:22,710
Mature?
999
00:59:22,790 --> 00:59:23,980
Yeah.
1000
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:27,420
So, where do you sleep, anyway?
1001
00:59:27,490 --> 00:59:30,190
Usually, I sleep at home.
1002
00:59:30,260 --> 00:59:32,630
Sometimes I do crash here.
1003
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:36,100
This is a futon, actually.
It pulls out, you know.
1004
00:59:36,170 --> 00:59:37,730
Cool, I didn't realize.
1005
00:59:38,340 --> 00:59:40,030
Can I see it?
1006
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,030
The futon?
1007
00:59:42,410 --> 00:59:43,770
Yeah.
1008
00:59:46,780 --> 00:59:48,110
Wow.
1009
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:52,480
Amy, I'm sorry.
1010
00:59:53,050 --> 00:59:56,320
I'm married.
And I can't do this.
1011
00:59:56,390 --> 00:59:58,360
I don't want this to get weird, but...
1012
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:01,020
Right. I see.
1013
01:00:01,690 --> 01:00:04,490
But why don't you
leave me your number?
1014
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,690
This way, if something happens to my wife,
I can give you a call.
1015
01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:10,530
- I don't think so.
- Okay, that was a bad idea.
1016
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:16,500
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to tonight's main event!
1017
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:25,240
In this corner,
weighing in at 110 pounds,
1018
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:28,220
and pushing 89 years of age,
1019
01:00:28,290 --> 01:00:31,450
the recent recipient of a brand-new
plastic hip,
1020
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,850
Joseph "Blue" Pulasky!
1021
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:42,730
And in the opposite corner,
with a combined weight of 210 pounds,
1022
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,530
hailing from Hayden dormitory,
1023
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,630
Jenny and Jeanie!
1024
01:00:53,510 --> 01:00:56,500
Fighters, are you ready?
1025
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,870
Blue, you sure
you're okay with this?
1026
01:01:00,950 --> 01:01:03,780
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.
1027
01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:07,250
Let's get it on!
1028
01:01:11,900 --> 01:01:14,520
- Come on.
- Come on, grandpa, let's go.
1029
01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:16,900
Let's go, birthday boy!
1030
01:01:16,970 --> 01:01:19,830
What's the matter, you scared?
1031
01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:21,200
Hello?
1032
01:01:37,290 --> 01:01:41,550
♪ I close my eyes ♪
1033
01:01:42,130 --> 01:01:46,530
♪ Only for a moment
And the moment's gone ♪
1034
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:51,560
♪ All my dreams ♪
1035
01:01:52,540 --> 01:01:56,600
♪ Pass before my eyes
In curiosity ♪
1036
01:01:58,310 --> 01:02:00,610
♪ Dust In the wind ♪
1037
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:03,940
Looks like we better put the KY wrestling
on hold for a while.
1038
01:02:04,010 --> 01:02:06,110
Good idea.
1039
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:10,550
Please don't beat yourself up
over this thing. It's not your fault.
1040
01:02:10,620 --> 01:02:12,950
Damn it, Blue was old.
1041
01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:15,790
That's what old people do.
They die.
1042
01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:17,490
I'm sorry.
1043
01:02:18,330 --> 01:02:22,730
♪ All we are Is
Dust In the wind ♪
1044
01:02:24,870 --> 01:02:30,500
♪ Ah-ah-ah! ♪
1045
01:02:31,410 --> 01:02:33,040
You're my boy, Blue!
1046
01:02:33,540 --> 01:02:35,440
You're my boy.
1047
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,410
It's been a weird month, huh?
1048
01:02:41,490 --> 01:02:42,950
Yeah.
1049
01:02:44,620 --> 01:02:48,250
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you
on your birthday.
1050
01:02:48,330 --> 01:02:50,350
My birthday, what do you mean?
1051
01:02:50,430 --> 01:02:52,190
Yeah, last Thursday.
1052
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:56,530
- You forgot your birthday, didn't you?
- Damn it!
1053
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,590
I'm such an idiot.
1054
01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:04,930
- What have you been doing?
- I've been keeping busy.
1055
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:10,410
I... tried to join a new gym.
1056
01:03:11,050 --> 01:03:13,110
That was one thing.
1057
01:03:13,420 --> 01:03:17,580
And there's other stuff.
I can't remember, but, keeping busy.
1058
01:03:17,650 --> 01:03:21,390
You know, I've missed you.
You know?
1059
01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:23,150
I want you to know that.
1060
01:03:23,230 --> 01:03:26,820
I was even thinking maybe tonight
we could get together back at home,
1061
01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:29,700
and, I don't know,
maybe put on the Sisqo CD...
1062
01:03:29,770 --> 01:03:32,430
I don't think that's such a good idea.
1063
01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:35,140
Really? You don't?
1064
01:03:35,210 --> 01:03:37,140
I don't know.
1065
01:03:37,670 --> 01:03:40,340
Maybe we rushed into this,
you know?
1066
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:45,370
I mean, it just doesn't
feel right, does it?
1067
01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:48,850
Being married?
1068
01:03:50,420 --> 01:03:52,220
What do you mean?
1069
01:03:53,490 --> 01:03:56,390
I mean, I think we should
get a divorce.
1070
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,100
Like a real divorce?
1071
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:02,460
Yeah.
1072
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,400
Gotcha.
1073
01:04:05,870 --> 01:04:07,700
Okay, well...
1074
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:10,570
I'm sorry.
1075
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:13,370
No. Actually, I got to run.
1076
01:04:14,910 --> 01:04:18,470
But, if I don't talk to you,
1077
01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:21,140
keep on, keep trucking, you know?
1078
01:04:23,690 --> 01:04:26,090
Okay, good stuff.
1079
01:04:37,730 --> 01:04:39,960
Well, what do you think?
1080
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:42,160
Yeah, it's okay.
1081
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,470
- Just okay?
- Yeah.
1082
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:49,600
I had Mitch take a look at the lease.
He thinks it sounds like a good deal.
1083
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:52,510
You had Mitch look at the lease?
When?
1084
01:04:52,580 --> 01:04:54,980
Last week,
I stopped by his office.
1085
01:04:55,050 --> 01:04:57,350
- Oh, God.
- What?
1086
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,060
I don't know.
1087
01:05:00,390 --> 01:05:02,450
I'm not so sure about that guy.
1088
01:05:02,530 --> 01:05:04,720
Mitch? Why? He's so sweet.
1089
01:05:05,430 --> 01:05:08,490
Something I saw last week,
at the birthday party.
1090
01:05:08,570 --> 01:05:10,190
What did you see?
1091
01:05:10,270 --> 01:05:13,100
I didn't want to get into this, but...
1092
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:17,560
I walked in on him, and he was
harassing one of the caterers.
1093
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,040
A young girl.
1094
01:05:19,340 --> 01:05:20,970
- Really?
- Yeah.
1095
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,770
He was being aggressive
and grabbing her and stuff.
1096
01:05:23,850 --> 01:05:26,580
It was disgusting.
I didn't want to say anything
1097
01:05:26,650 --> 01:05:28,210
'cause he's your friend.
1098
01:05:28,290 --> 01:05:30,620
- Hello?
- Hey Nicole, It's Mitch.
1099
01:05:30,690 --> 01:05:32,210
Hi, Mitch.
1100
01:05:32,290 --> 01:05:35,190
I was thinking, if you're not too busy,
1101
01:05:35,260 --> 01:05:37,560
maybe I'd take you up
on that cup of coffee.
1102
01:05:38,090 --> 01:05:41,190
- Now's not really a good time.
- Look.
1103
01:05:41,570 --> 01:05:46,160
I'm really sorry about the other day.
I want the chance to explain everything.
1104
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:49,140
- I don't think so.
- It's...
1105
01:05:49,370 --> 01:05:52,140
It's been kind of a tough day,
1106
01:05:52,210 --> 01:05:54,610
and it'd really mean a lot.
1107
01:05:57,910 --> 01:06:01,150
Listen, there are a few things
I wanted to clear up,
1108
01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:05,750
because I get the feeling you have
an entirely distorted view of who I am.
1109
01:06:05,820 --> 01:06:08,480
Really? What would
ever give you that idea?
1110
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:11,530
Okay, that's one pecan pie
and two coffees.
1111
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:15,260
And don't worry. For the Godfather,
it's always on the house.
1112
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,970
- Not here.
- I know who you are.
1113
01:06:18,030 --> 01:06:20,330
I am Avi. I'm a big supporter
of what you guys are doing.
1114
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:21,270
Thank you.
1115
01:06:21,340 --> 01:06:24,930
You are beautiful.
No offense, though. He is the king.
1116
01:06:25,010 --> 01:06:27,530
You are taking coffee and pie
with a living legend.
1117
01:06:27,610 --> 01:06:30,050
That's very kind,
but I insist, I'll pay.
1118
01:06:30,110 --> 01:06:32,050
Your money, it's not good here.
1119
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,480
- Okay.
- I look forward to pledging next semester.
1120
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:39,720
Okay, now don't you think
this is going a little far?
1121
01:06:39,790 --> 01:06:42,920
I heard one of your pledges died.
Is that true?
1122
01:06:43,630 --> 01:06:46,600
Well, yes.
But he was really old.
1123
01:06:46,660 --> 01:06:49,500
And I feel pretty confident that
when we get the autopsy back,
1124
01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:51,800
it'll show that it was probably
of natural causes.
1125
01:06:51,870 --> 01:06:56,130
Look, to be honest, you're really not
the person I thought you were.
1126
01:06:56,210 --> 01:06:58,640
But it's okay. It's not a big deal.
1127
01:06:58,710 --> 01:07:01,010
I think that I am that person.
1128
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:04,710
And I feel more like myself now
than I have in a really long time.
1129
01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:07,910
So, that's why you go around
harassing young women?
1130
01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:09,710
- Doing what?
- The caterer.
1131
01:07:09,790 --> 01:07:12,810
At the birthday party.
Mark told me about her.
1132
01:07:12,890 --> 01:07:16,260
Wait a second.
I didn't want to say anything,
1133
01:07:16,330 --> 01:07:19,560
but Mark is the one
who was acting inappropriate.
1134
01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:21,820
- You are unbelievable.
- It's true.
1135
01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:23,700
Hey, look who it is.
1136
01:07:23,770 --> 01:07:25,430
Hey, Mitch.
1137
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,870
Darcie, hey.
1138
01:07:26,940 --> 01:07:29,910
Hi. I've been meaning to call you.
1139
01:07:29,970 --> 01:07:32,270
I just didn't want you
to worry about my dad.
1140
01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:35,180
He doesn't know anything,
so it's totally cool.
1141
01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:36,440
Her dad?
1142
01:07:36,550 --> 01:07:38,280
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1143
01:07:39,020 --> 01:07:43,850
You know, it's nothing, really.
I mean, they actually work together.
1144
01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:49,850
We gotta run, 'cause we got this prom
committee thing, so I'll see you around.
1145
01:07:49,930 --> 01:07:50,860
Sorry.
1146
01:07:50,930 --> 01:07:52,450
Bye.
1147
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,290
Prom committee thing?
1148
01:07:55,370 --> 01:07:57,860
That I actually can explain.
1149
01:07:57,930 --> 01:07:59,990
Right, I'm sure you can.
1150
01:08:00,070 --> 01:08:02,630
- I have to go.
- Please wait a second.
1151
01:08:02,710 --> 01:08:05,610
No, really. I have to go.
1152
01:08:10,050 --> 01:08:12,510
Hey. Chicks.
1153
01:08:12,580 --> 01:08:14,520
Don't worry for her.
1154
01:08:14,580 --> 01:08:17,750
Love, it's a motherfucker.
1155
01:08:49,850 --> 01:08:53,520
Dear Mitch, If you're holding this letter,
you already know.
1156
01:08:53,590 --> 01:08:57,890
The house has been boarded up.
The windows, the doors, everything.
1157
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:00,790
We're at the Comfort inn,
room 112.
1158
01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:02,890
I love you. Frank.
1159
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:07,600
Due to these Infractions,
not only will your house be repossessed,
1160
01:09:07,670 --> 01:09:11,160
but those of you who are students
will be expelled from the university
1161
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:14,400
for your participation In
a non-sanctioned fraternity.
1162
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:18,170
Please take a moment to
allow this Information to sink In.
1163
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:25,680
Good. Believe me,
1164
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:30,820
the actions taken by the student council
have come as a great shock to me.
1165
01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:33,990
But unfortunately, there's nothing
I can do about It.
1166
01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:37,970
Thank you for your time.
Good luck, and God bless America.
1167
01:09:43,570 --> 01:09:45,270
He can't do that.
1168
01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:47,400
This guy's playing hardball.
1169
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:51,510
I got to say,
I'm kind of impressed by him.
1170
01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:52,950
Well, we're expelled.
1171
01:09:53,020 --> 01:09:55,480
My life is over and I'm gonna wind up
working at Red Lobster.
1172
01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:59,320
- You already work in Red Lobster.
- Yeah, but it's part time, dick.
1173
01:09:59,390 --> 01:10:01,980
- Guys.
- Hey, listen.
1174
01:10:02,060 --> 01:10:06,520
This is a serious situation.
I mean, I'm kicked out of school.
1175
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,430
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
My mom's gonna kill me.
1176
01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:12,730
Come on, she's not gonna kill you.
1177
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,140
Yes, she is. I'm the first one
to go to college in my family.
1178
01:10:16,210 --> 01:10:21,410
When I left, she said,
"Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you."
1179
01:10:21,780 --> 01:10:23,800
She showed me the knife.
1180
01:10:24,050 --> 01:10:27,350
-
- Shhh.
1181
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:32,020
Mitch is a lawyer, buddy.
He's gonna take care of this thing, okay?
1182
01:10:32,090 --> 01:10:33,750
It's gonna be all right.
1183
01:10:36,890 --> 01:10:39,050
He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker.
1184
01:10:39,130 --> 01:10:41,760
Guys, still want to be in the fraternity?
1185
01:10:43,770 --> 01:10:46,830
We've been waiting all semester
for you to ask us that.
1186
01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:49,130
Good. I need your help with something.
1187
01:10:49,210 --> 01:10:51,830
Off the record.
You do this, you're in.
1188
01:10:51,910 --> 01:10:53,340
Sir, yes, sir.
1189
01:10:53,410 --> 01:10:57,280
Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down
a copy of University Code 7-A,
1190
01:10:57,350 --> 01:10:59,410
- then fax it to this number immediately.
- Got it.
1191
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:01,810
- I need to talk to you.
- Give me five minutes.
1192
01:11:01,890 --> 01:11:04,750
Booker, make two copies of this petition,
have it notarized,
1193
01:11:04,820 --> 01:11:07,380
and then messenger it over
to 34 Langley, and then I need... -
1194
01:11:07,460 --> 01:11:10,860
Listen, Donald tells me you got these guys
working prep for the arbitration.
1195
01:11:10,930 --> 01:11:14,120
I told you five times, I want them working
the Sunshine Square deal.
1196
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,790
Well, I locked
the Sunshine Square deal yesterday,
1197
01:11:16,870 --> 01:11:19,130
so now I have them helping
with the arbitration,
1198
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:21,830
and I'd appreciate it if you let me
handle my own team,
1199
01:11:21,910 --> 01:11:25,000
and don't get on my ass
every time I'm trying to do something.
1200
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:27,970
All right.
1201
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,040
Wanna make sure
you're on top of it.
1202
01:11:30,110 --> 01:11:31,550
Well, I am.
1203
01:11:31,610 --> 01:11:33,810
Well, good. Carry on.
1204
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:36,940
See? That's why they call him
the Godfather.
1205
01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:37,850
Hey.
1206
01:11:39,020 --> 01:11:41,180
Just take care of it.
1207
01:11:43,860 --> 01:11:48,130
Gentlemen, I got some good news
and I got some bad news.
1208
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,060
Did a little research.
1209
01:11:50,130 --> 01:11:53,500
What Pritchard did, technically,
is illegal.
1210
01:11:53,570 --> 01:11:55,560
We have the right to a formal evaluation
1211
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,300
before they can deny
our official application.
1212
01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:02,310
However, we're now subject to
a charter certification review
1213
01:12:02,380 --> 01:12:03,850
given by the board of trustees.
1214
01:12:03,910 --> 01:12:05,280
Damn it.
1215
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:08,980
Wait. Wait, what does
that mean exactly?
1216
01:12:09,050 --> 01:12:12,950
According to university bylaws,
it's a thorough inspection of the fraternity,
1217
01:12:13,020 --> 01:12:15,010
and our contribution to the community.
1218
01:12:15,090 --> 01:12:17,360
Focus is on five categories:
1219
01:12:17,430 --> 01:12:20,760
Academics, athletics, community service,
1220
01:12:20,830 --> 01:12:23,460
debate, and school spirit.
1221
01:12:23,830 --> 01:12:26,700
Good luck to everybody.
It was nice to know you all.
1222
01:12:26,770 --> 01:12:28,670
And I'll see you around campus.
1223
01:12:28,740 --> 01:12:31,670
Actually, all of us are
being tested. Yeah.
1224
01:12:31,740 --> 01:12:34,730
What are you talking about?
I'm not even in school.
1225
01:12:34,810 --> 01:12:38,410
It's in the bylaws. Every member
of the fraternity is subject to review
1226
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,950
in every category,
including academics.
1227
01:12:41,020 --> 01:12:43,920
Mitch, can you come here a second?
I don't mind popping for breakfast.
1228
01:12:43,990 --> 01:12:46,620
I do speakers. I don't do tests.
1229
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:48,850
This is unbelievable.
1230
01:12:48,930 --> 01:12:52,730
What happened to, "needing brotherhood
now more than ever?" They need us.
1231
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,860
Come on, college is
overrated anyway.
1232
01:12:54,930 --> 01:12:58,160
I built Speaker City from the ground up.
I can barely read. Truth.
1233
01:12:58,230 --> 01:13:02,260
This damn thing was your idea,
and you convinced me to do it,
1234
01:13:02,340 --> 01:13:04,330
and now people's lives are ruined.
1235
01:13:04,410 --> 01:13:06,840
Ruined? Like, whose life is ruined?
1236
01:13:06,910 --> 01:13:08,970
Well, let's see.
1237
01:13:09,210 --> 01:13:10,770
Blue's dead.
1238
01:13:10,850 --> 01:13:12,820
Frank's divorced.
1239
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:16,720
I've lost my house.
Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass.
1240
01:13:16,790 --> 01:13:21,090
And now we got nine kids who are gonna
get expelled from school,
1241
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:23,350
and you're not even gonna
help'em out.
1242
01:13:37,110 --> 01:13:41,300
Is this thing gonna go down smooth or
what? I'm missing 18 holes of golf here.
1243
01:13:41,380 --> 01:13:44,210
One hundred percent.
I got creative with some of their tests.
1244
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:45,800
It should make for
a very entertaining day.
1245
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:48,480
I'm going to enjoy kicking
these assholes off campus.
1246
01:13:48,550 --> 01:13:49,420
Ditto.
1247
01:13:50,850 --> 01:13:54,850
Welcome, everyone, to the official
debate section of the charter review.
1248
01:13:56,030 --> 01:13:58,430
Unfortunately,
1249
01:13:58,490 --> 01:14:02,730
the captain of the university debate
team had a scheduling conflict. Yeah.
1250
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:06,500
So, we had to bring someone else in
to fill in for this event.
1251
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:11,770
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
the co-host of CNN's Crossfire,
1252
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:15,330
famed political consultant,
the Raging Cajun,
1253
01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:17,140
Mr. James Carville.
1254
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,680
- Thank you.
- Don't clap.
1255
01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:26,950
Thank you, Dean Pritchard.
It's an honor and pleasure to be here, sir.
1256
01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:29,150
Topic number one.
1257
01:14:30,860 --> 01:14:33,950
What is your position
on the role of government
1258
01:14:34,030 --> 01:14:37,900
in supporting innovation
in the field of biotechnology?
1259
01:14:38,700 --> 01:14:41,140
Well, Dean, I'm glad you
asked that question...
1260
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:44,330
I'd like to jump in and take that one,
Jimmy, if you don't mind.
1261
01:14:45,780 --> 01:14:47,830
Have at it, hoss.
1262
01:14:47,910 --> 01:14:49,840
Why doesn't he wait for an easy one?
1263
01:14:57,020 --> 01:14:59,720
Recent research has shown
the empirical evidence
1264
01:14:59,790 --> 01:15:02,420
for globalization of
corporate innovation is very limited.
1265
01:15:02,490 --> 01:15:05,660
And as a corollary, the market
for technologies is shrinking.
1266
01:15:05,730 --> 01:15:08,220
As a world leader,
it is important for America to provide
1267
01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:10,460
systematic research grants
for our scientists.
1268
01:15:10,530 --> 01:15:14,470
I believe there will always be a need for us
to have a well-articulated innovation policy
1269
01:15:14,540 --> 01:15:17,840
with emphasis on
human resource development. Thank you.
1270
01:15:22,310 --> 01:15:23,570
Where'd that come from?
1271
01:15:23,650 --> 01:15:25,310
What happened? I blacked out.
1272
01:15:25,380 --> 01:15:26,910
It was awesome.
1273
01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:29,780
That was interesting.
Thank you very much.
1274
01:15:29,850 --> 01:15:33,150
And your rebuttal,
Mr. Carville?
1275
01:15:33,220 --> 01:15:37,250
We have no response.
1276
01:15:37,630 --> 01:15:39,530
That was perfect.
1277
01:15:42,730 --> 01:15:46,070
That's the way you do it!
That's the way you debate.
1278
01:15:56,450 --> 01:15:58,000
Number 12.
1279
01:15:58,410 --> 01:16:03,180
Which of the following is
a generally accepted graphical technique
1280
01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:06,710
for determining first order
system parameters?
1281
01:16:07,460 --> 01:16:11,790
Is it, A, Harriot's method
of solving cubics?
1282
01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:15,200
B, Pythagorean triplets?
1283
01:16:15,260 --> 01:16:19,430
Or C, the migration method of graphing
quadratic functions?
1284
01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:24,410
Harriot's method of solving cubics.
1285
01:16:24,470 --> 01:16:27,470
The answer Is A, Harlot's method
of solving cubics.
1286
01:16:33,780 --> 01:16:35,410
Good test.
1287
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:46,890
All right, Frank. Let's do this.
1288
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,430
Go Harrison!
1289
01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:50,900
♪ Everybody dance now! ♪
1290
01:16:57,740 --> 01:16:59,770
♪ Everybody dance now! ♪
1291
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,050
♪ Give me the music ♪
1292
01:17:11,450 --> 01:17:13,250
♪ Give me the music ♪
1293
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:16,790
♪ Everybody dance now! ♪
1294
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:25,800
♪ Everybody dance now! ♪
1295
01:17:28,940 --> 01:17:30,910
- Yes!
- Wow.
1296
01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:40,980
Go, Cougars!
1297
01:17:44,450 --> 01:17:46,250
Oh, no!
1298
01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:50,920
Help me! Help me!
1299
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:57,130
Dean Pritchard,
can I talk to you for a second?
1300
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,790
Megan, I'm a little busy.
1301
01:17:58,870 --> 01:18:01,500
I didn't get into
Columbia Law School.
1302
01:18:01,570 --> 01:18:03,130
How awful.
1303
01:18:03,210 --> 01:18:06,300
You said if I revoked their charter,
you'd get me into Columbia.
1304
01:18:06,380 --> 01:18:07,470
You're right, I did say that.
1305
01:18:07,540 --> 01:18:09,640
No one at Columbia
has even heard of you.
1306
01:18:09,710 --> 01:18:10,970
Oh, Megan.
1307
01:18:11,450 --> 01:18:14,580
Look, I did my part.
Now you have to do yours.
1308
01:18:14,650 --> 01:18:16,980
- That's how bribes work.
- I know how bribes work.
1309
01:18:17,050 --> 01:18:19,540
I bribe people all the time,
but I changed my mind. It's a free country.
1310
01:18:19,620 --> 01:18:21,680
Lesson learned.
1311
01:18:25,390 --> 01:18:26,920
Damn it!
1312
01:18:27,900 --> 01:18:31,830
Sorry, guys, I lost my composure out there.
I'm an idiot.
1313
01:18:31,900 --> 01:18:35,200
Frankie, don't worry about it.
We'll make those points up, I promise you.
1314
01:18:35,270 --> 01:18:37,500
- Your skin's gonna grow back, too.
-
1315
01:18:37,570 --> 01:18:39,040
I'm sorry.
1316
01:18:39,110 --> 01:18:41,300
Okay, how many events
do we actually have left here?
1317
01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:45,010
One. Frank's accident
definitely set us back.
1318
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:49,040
But if we pass...
If we pass athletics, we're in.
1319
01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:51,990
All right, everybody!
That's what I'm talking about, guys.
1320
01:18:52,050 --> 01:18:54,550
We've made a great effort so far.
Let's just keep it up!
1321
01:18:54,620 --> 01:18:58,460
That's right! We can't have anyone
freak out out there, okay?
1322
01:18:58,530 --> 01:19:01,830
We've got to keep our composure!
We've come too far.
1323
01:19:01,900 --> 01:19:05,100
There's too much to lose!
We've got to just keep our composure!
1324
01:19:05,170 --> 01:19:09,430
For your final test, I've chosen the men's
gymnastics team's all-around competition.
1325
01:19:09,510 --> 01:19:13,370
And participants in the three events
will be chosen at random by me,
1326
01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:14,640
right now.
1327
01:19:14,710 --> 01:19:17,040
Let's see, rings.
1328
01:19:17,110 --> 01:19:18,550
Bernard.
1329
01:19:18,610 --> 01:19:21,380
Okay, great.
Floor exercise.
1330
01:19:21,450 --> 01:19:24,040
How about Frank? Great.
1331
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:29,420
And for the vault competition,
oh, I don't know...
1332
01:19:29,490 --> 01:19:31,120
How about...
1333
01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:34,560
- You.
- Me?
1334
01:19:34,860 --> 01:19:37,230
Yeah. Is there a problem with that?
1335
01:20:18,340 --> 01:20:20,280
I'm still holding.
1336
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:22,370
Still holding!
1337
01:20:26,550 --> 01:20:28,740
It's physically impossible.
1338
01:20:28,820 --> 01:20:32,080
Don't worry.
Abdul is there to spot you.
1339
01:20:36,090 --> 01:20:37,920
We're waiting, gentlemen.
1340
01:20:37,990 --> 01:20:40,790
Just hit the board as hard
as you can and shut your eyes.
1341
01:20:40,860 --> 01:20:42,660
- You ready?
- Have fun with it.
1342
01:20:42,730 --> 01:20:45,360
Go! Come on!
1343
01:20:52,070 --> 01:20:53,340
Come on!
1344
01:21:07,090 --> 01:21:09,720
Oh, my God! Yes!
1345
01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:23,930
Hey, I did good.
1346
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:29,540
Congratulations, gentlemen.
You put forth quite an effort.
1347
01:21:29,610 --> 01:21:30,770
You really did.
1348
01:21:30,850 --> 01:21:33,970
But, I'm afraid
I have some bad news for you.
1349
01:21:34,050 --> 01:21:36,040
You didn't pass your review.
1350
01:21:37,450 --> 01:21:40,820
What are you talking about?
We finished with an 84%.
1351
01:21:40,890 --> 01:21:43,590
Yes, you people did finish
with an 84%,
1352
01:21:43,660 --> 01:21:47,890
but unfortunately, another pledge of yours
scored a "0" in every category.
1353
01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:49,060
What pledge?
1354
01:21:49,130 --> 01:21:52,620
A Joseph "Blue" Pulasky.
1355
01:21:55,100 --> 01:21:59,540
Hey, man, Blue's dead.
He passed away two weeks ago.
1356
01:21:59,610 --> 01:22:02,040
He's listed right here
on your official chapter roster,
1357
01:22:02,110 --> 01:22:05,740
and those zeroes drop your average
to a 58%.
1358
01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:08,550
Come on, you got to be kidding me.
1359
01:22:08,620 --> 01:22:10,640
It's been quite a journey.
1360
01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:14,380
You're gonna be all right.
You'll be all right, Frank.
1361
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:18,220
- Come on, now, big cat.
- I have no reason to live.
1362
01:22:18,290 --> 01:22:20,520
We're gonna find you
a one-bedroom apartment,
1363
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:23,500
get you back on your feet,
maybe move you in over at Beanie's...
1364
01:22:23,570 --> 01:22:25,230
It's not gonna be the same.
1365
01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:27,770
Didn't quite work out
for you fellas, did it?
1366
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:30,740
You know what? I recommend
you drive off immediately,
1367
01:22:30,810 --> 01:22:33,140
before something
extremely bad happens.
1368
01:22:33,210 --> 01:22:34,940
- I'm scared.
- Excuse me, Mitch?
1369
01:22:35,010 --> 01:22:36,240
Am I interrupting?
1370
01:22:36,310 --> 01:22:39,580
Megan, you are. If you could leave,
it would be tremendous for all of us.
1371
01:22:39,650 --> 01:22:42,170
I thought you guys might
find this interesting.
1372
01:22:42,450 --> 01:22:45,850
You sold If I revoked their charter,
you'd get me into Columbia.
1373
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,720
- I did say that.
- Look...
1374
01:22:47,790 --> 01:22:51,250
I did my part, now you have to do yours.
That's how bribes work.
1375
01:22:51,330 --> 01:22:52,950
I know how bribes work...
1376
01:22:53,030 --> 01:22:55,000
You know what?
Just, let me...
1377
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,900
Bird-dog him, Frankie!
1378
01:23:00,540 --> 01:23:02,060
Booming through!
1379
01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:05,600
- Go that way!
- Slow down, man!
1380
01:23:10,150 --> 01:23:12,910
Pritchard, hey, it's over.
1381
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:17,240
Hand over the tape. It's over.
It's over, okay?
1382
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:18,550
You know where the rest
of the guys are?
1383
01:23:18,620 --> 01:23:21,560
I don't know, we all spread out...
Ow!
1384
01:23:21,620 --> 01:23:23,090
What are you doing?
What are you...
1385
01:23:24,830 --> 01:23:26,890
Time out. Time out.
1386
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:34,490
Excuse me! Excuse me!
1387
01:23:34,570 --> 01:23:36,270
Gentlemen...
Oh, God!
1388
01:23:44,710 --> 01:23:46,610
Wait, wait, my shoulder.
1389
01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:54,550
This man accosted me!
1390
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,490
You are all witnesses!
He accosted me!
1391
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,550
- Frank!
-
1392
01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:04,560
Frank, are you okay?
1393
01:24:04,830 --> 01:24:08,240
Mitch, I'm so cold.
1394
01:24:10,610 --> 01:24:12,670
Come on, big cat.
1395
01:24:12,740 --> 01:24:14,710
I think I see Blue.
1396
01:24:16,010 --> 01:24:17,570
He looks glorious.
1397
01:24:17,650 --> 01:24:20,120
- Stay with me.
- Okay.
1398
01:24:20,950 --> 01:24:22,710
I did good.
1399
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:26,050
You did great.
1400
01:24:56,850 --> 01:24:58,080
Hi.
1401
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:02,290
Hey! Wow...
1402
01:25:03,530 --> 01:25:04,720
How are you?
1403
01:25:04,790 --> 01:25:06,090
I'm okay.
1404
01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:08,230
You know, I got that apartment.
1405
01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:10,530
Good for you. That's great.
1406
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:13,090
And you were right about Mark.
1407
01:25:13,170 --> 01:25:14,470
What happened?
1408
01:25:14,540 --> 01:25:19,000
Let's just say I caught him red-handed
and it wasn't pretty.
1409
01:25:20,180 --> 01:25:22,610
I guess I thought he could change,
you know?
1410
01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:24,010
I don't know.
1411
01:25:25,580 --> 01:25:27,670
So, you're moving out?
1412
01:25:28,050 --> 01:25:31,680
Yeah, I'm moving into a new place,
1413
01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:33,750
far, far away from here.
1414
01:25:33,820 --> 01:25:35,850
What about your little fraternity?
1415
01:25:35,930 --> 01:25:39,660
Well, they're upgrading,
moving into a new facility.
1416
01:25:39,730 --> 01:25:42,090
And to tell you the truth,
1417
01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:45,430
they don't have much use for
the Godfather anymore.
1418
01:25:45,940 --> 01:25:50,900
I hope you'll still think I'm cool
even without all this.
1419
01:25:50,970 --> 01:25:53,000
I think I can deal with it.
1420
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:54,740
I appreciate it.
1421
01:25:55,310 --> 01:25:57,750
Although, you know,
I have to say,
1422
01:25:57,810 --> 01:26:02,380
I have always been a little curious
about what goes on inside these places.
1423
01:26:02,450 --> 01:26:03,980
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1424
01:26:06,660 --> 01:26:09,890
I do have another 12 hours
on my lease.
1425
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:13,790
I'd be more than happy to
show you around.
1426
01:26:14,060 --> 01:26:15,160
Really?
1427
01:26:15,230 --> 01:26:16,430
Yeah.
1428
01:26:17,370 --> 01:26:18,920
Maybe for a minute.
1429
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:21,000
Great.
1430
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:23,370
Happy Tuesday to you out there.
1431
01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:27,070
It's "Frank the Tank" here at
Harrison Cougar Radio, 88.6.
1432
01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:30,010
Wanna give a shout-out
to the Godfather.
1433
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:33,010
If it wasn't for you,
I wouldn't be here today, Mitch.
1434
01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:34,880
I'd probably be dead.
1435
01:26:35,050 --> 01:26:38,350
Face down in
a drained pool somewhere.
1436
01:26:39,220 --> 01:26:41,880
A quick note to all you
future brothers out there,
1437
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:46,360
brand-new house on campus, located
at Dean Pritchard's former residence.
1438
01:26:46,430 --> 01:26:49,020
You all remember that crazy bastard.
1439
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:53,630
We'd love for you to join us
this Saturday at our open house
1440
01:26:53,700 --> 01:26:57,730
for some chips, soda,
and some late-night streaking.
1441
01:26:57,810 --> 01:27:00,300
Little right. Little more.
1442
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:02,970
Yeah, that's good enough.
That's good enough.
1443
01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:05,710
- Welcome aboard, Booker.
- Thank you, sir.
1444
01:27:05,780 --> 01:27:08,220
- Walsh. Well done.
- Frank the Tank.
1445
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:10,150
Why don't you get me
a fresh beer?
1446
01:27:10,220 --> 01:27:11,410
You serious?
1447
01:27:11,490 --> 01:27:12,610
Now!
1448
01:27:12,990 --> 01:27:16,290
Now! Hurry, you sorry son-of-a-bitch!
1449
01:27:18,490 --> 01:27:21,790
♪ Going down the only road
I've ever known ♪
1450
01:27:23,530 --> 01:27:27,400
♪ Like a drifter I was born
To walk alone ♪
1451
01:27:30,010 --> 01:27:32,500
♪ And I've made up my mind ♪
1452
01:27:45,890 --> 01:27:48,520
Aahh!
1453
01:27:50,530 --> 01:27:51,820
Oh, shit.
1454
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:07,200
♪ I close my eyes ♪
1455
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:12,300
♪ Only for a moment
And the moment's gone ♪
1456
01:28:13,150 --> 01:28:17,140
♪ All my dreams ♪
1457
01:28:17,820 --> 01:28:21,980
♪ Pass before my eyes
A curiosity ♪
1458
01:28:22,690 --> 01:28:27,060
♪ Dust In the wind ♪
1459
01:28:27,130 --> 01:28:30,830
♪ All we are Is
Dust In the wind ♪
1460
01:28:31,130 --> 01:28:33,070
Stay in the goal.
1461
01:28:33,140 --> 01:28:35,570
We gotta stay in the goal.
You can't be walking around.
1462
01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:37,900
You're killing me.
Can we stay between the posts?
1463
01:28:37,970 --> 01:28:41,500
I want focus, I want intensity,
and I want "1,2,3"!
1464
01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:42,700
Woofers!
1465
01:28:42,780 --> 01:28:46,680
Go, go, go, eat'em up!
Hungry! Eat'em up!
1466
01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:50,850
Caleb, you know what to do in the box.
We talked about it, in the box!
1467
01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:52,890
Chill out, we're up by six.
1468
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:57,690
That ref's a real prick out there.
That's right, you heard me, my man!
1469
01:28:57,760 --> 01:29:01,560
Number four's been throwing elbows,
and someone's kid's gonna get hurt.
1470
01:29:01,630 --> 01:29:03,030
What?
1471
01:29:03,100 --> 01:29:04,930
Let's make it official then, jackass!
1472
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:06,760
Let's make it official!
1473
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:10,660
Get the clipboard.
I'll be in the car, all right?
1474
01:29:10,740 --> 01:29:12,800
- Have some respect for yourself.
- Thank you.
1475
01:29:13,540 --> 01:29:16,510
Is that Frank the Tank?
1476
01:29:16,580 --> 01:29:18,670
Hey. Heidi.
1477
01:29:19,550 --> 01:29:22,480
- How you doing?
- I'm doing really good.
1478
01:29:22,550 --> 01:29:25,380
I got into body painting.
1479
01:29:25,450 --> 01:29:27,290
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah.
1480
01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:28,450
That's great.
1481
01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:31,190
Well, you're looking
very healthy.
1482
01:29:31,260 --> 01:29:34,560
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, so are you.
1483
01:29:34,630 --> 01:29:36,560
Oh, thank you.
1484
01:29:36,630 --> 01:29:40,000
So, I heard you and Marissa
split up. Is that true?
1485
01:29:40,070 --> 01:29:41,930
Yeah, we did.
1486
01:29:42,670 --> 01:29:44,610
You poor baby.
1487
01:29:45,410 --> 01:29:46,970
You know, I'm having
this get-together
1488
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:48,630
at my place
tomorrow night.
1489
01:29:48,810 --> 01:29:52,540
Like a few Internet friends.
You should swing by.
1490
01:29:52,610 --> 01:29:54,610
- Really?
- Totally.
1491
01:29:55,450 --> 01:29:56,880
- Okay.
- All right.
1492
01:29:56,950 --> 01:30:00,120
- That sounds awesome.
- See you tomorrow night.
1493
01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:04,290
Awesome.
1494
01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:05,790
Yes!
1495
01:30:08,700 --> 01:30:10,560
I am back!
1496
01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:16,500
You know!