1 00:02:38,221 --> 00:02:40,306 Mr. Lee says hello. 2 00:02:40,848 --> 00:02:41,578 How king. 3 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,768 And goodbye too. 4 00:02:45,853 --> 00:02:49,576 Who are these people? - Mr. Lee's henchmen! 5 00:02:49,732 --> 00:02:50,587 At last. 6 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,381 We're doomed! 7 00:02:52,485 --> 00:02:54,570 No, they are. 8 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:24,809 Countess...? 9 00:03:26,185 --> 00:03:28,542 Thank you. You saved my life. 10 00:03:28,646 --> 00:03:30,252 My pleasure. 11 00:03:30,356 --> 00:03:32,442 It almost got bad. 12 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:35,116 How can I ever thank you? 13 00:03:43,036 --> 00:03:45,392 Your skills are many, Hubert. 14 00:03:45,496 --> 00:03:47,582 I do my duty, Countess. 15 00:03:48,499 --> 00:03:51,315 But from now on, beware of Mr. Lee. 16 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:53,812 And of Chinamen in general. 17 00:03:54,339 --> 00:03:57,571 They covet your lmperial family treasures. 18 00:03:57,675 --> 00:03:59,072 Dirty reds! 19 00:03:59,177 --> 00:04:01,262 Dirty yellows! 20 00:04:01,429 --> 00:04:03,514 No, dirty reds. 21 00:04:04,599 --> 00:04:06,684 My mistake. 22 00:04:07,685 --> 00:04:11,877 You don't know China well, Mr. Bonisseur de la Bath. 23 00:04:11,981 --> 00:04:13,420 Well, 24 00:04:13,524 --> 00:04:16,626 you'll have to show me parts of it. 25 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,624 As private as they may be. 26 00:04:37,048 --> 00:04:41,568 Department of External Archives and Counter-lntel... 27 00:04:46,599 --> 00:04:50,056 Morning, Fayolle! - Morning, de la Bath! 28 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:52,876 Morning, Lutran. 29 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:54,503 Hi, Corbier. - Hi, Hubert. 30 00:04:54,607 --> 00:04:56,463 Morning, de la Bath. 31 00:04:56,567 --> 00:04:57,965 Poulard... 32 00:04:58,069 --> 00:05:00,728 Morning! - Morning, de la Bath! 33 00:05:01,155 --> 00:05:03,512 Good skiing? - Excellent, Ledentu. 34 00:05:03,616 --> 00:05:05,806 Can I see the boss? - Okie-dokie. 35 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:07,474 That's a good one. 36 00:05:07,578 --> 00:05:09,664 I like that. 37 00:05:10,498 --> 00:05:12,583 Okie-dokie... 38 00:05:12,917 --> 00:05:15,357 Morning, Jean-Pierre. Great disguise! 39 00:05:15,461 --> 00:05:17,588 Thank you. - My pleasure! 40 00:05:19,007 --> 00:05:20,320 Mayeux, Castaing... 41 00:05:20,425 --> 00:05:22,510 Morning, de la Bath. 42 00:05:23,011 --> 00:05:24,408 No news from Picot? 43 00:05:24,512 --> 00:05:27,171 Not a word. Not since Roussel. 44 00:05:27,348 --> 00:05:30,362 And Lefranc? - He spoke to Mongier. 45 00:05:30,601 --> 00:05:32,332 What does Borges say? 46 00:05:32,437 --> 00:05:35,716 What can he say? He agrees with Favre. 47 00:05:37,108 --> 00:05:39,193 And with Duvernois. 48 00:05:39,485 --> 00:05:41,383 I'm off, de la Bath. 49 00:05:41,487 --> 00:05:43,260 Say hello to Granville. 50 00:05:43,364 --> 00:05:45,450 Will do. 51 00:05:45,742 --> 00:05:47,723 In fact, Comolet says hi. 52 00:05:47,827 --> 00:05:49,057 Dear old Bernarg. 53 00:05:49,162 --> 00:05:52,227 I saw him last with Charpon, Labbouze and Delanois. 54 00:05:52,331 --> 00:05:54,146 Francarg too. Time flies! 55 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,336 I'll say! 56 00:06:01,716 --> 00:06:04,990 What are you looking at? - A blue-print. 57 00:06:05,094 --> 00:06:08,551 For building a duck-shaped paddle boat. 58 00:06:08,556 --> 00:06:10,641 What's it for? 59 00:06:10,725 --> 00:06:13,295 Same as a normal paddle boat. 60 00:06:14,062 --> 00:06:15,709 Keep an eye on it... 61 00:06:15,813 --> 00:06:17,899 Of course. 62 00:06:19,776 --> 00:06:21,861 I have to see Forguier. 63 00:06:24,572 --> 00:06:25,719 Knock-knock! 64 00:06:25,823 --> 00:06:28,013 The chief is waiting for you. 65 00:06:28,117 --> 00:06:30,203 Thanks, Ledentu. 66 00:06:39,504 --> 00:06:40,901 Morning, Armand. 67 00:06:41,005 --> 00:06:44,321 Good to see you, Hubert. How was Gstaad? 68 00:06:44,425 --> 00:06:49,159 Well, okie-dokie. Chilly at dawn, sunny at noon. Great slopes. 69 00:06:49,263 --> 00:06:50,953 Glad to hear it. 70 00:06:51,057 --> 00:06:52,454 A new mission. 71 00:06:52,558 --> 00:06:54,331 Music to my ears! 72 00:06:54,435 --> 00:06:56,521 This is for you. 73 00:06:57,105 --> 00:07:00,045 He is Professor Von Zimmel, a Nazi dignitary. 74 00:07:00,149 --> 00:07:01,129 Or rather... 75 00:07:01,234 --> 00:07:03,319 he was. 76 00:07:11,077 --> 00:07:13,162 American technology. 77 00:07:16,666 --> 00:07:19,106 His name is now Octavio Pela Luerdo, 78 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:21,775 a South American wrestling impresario. 79 00:07:21,879 --> 00:07:22,693 Clever. 80 00:07:22,797 --> 00:07:25,237 He has decided to blackmail France. 81 00:07:25,341 --> 00:07:27,698 So we stop him? - No, we pay him. 82 00:07:27,802 --> 00:07:28,782 I'll be gamned! 83 00:07:28,886 --> 00:07:33,036 He has a microfilm list of French collaborators with Nazis. 84 00:07:33,141 --> 00:07:36,915 No surprise its..microfilm. The list must be tiny. 85 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:40,122 Well, it's not that simple, Hubert. 86 00:07:40,273 --> 00:07:44,047 Didn't General de Gaulle say all France resisted? 87 00:07:44,152 --> 00:07:46,237 He gig indeed. 88 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:50,074 Yes, he did. 89 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:54,495 Yep... 90 00:07:57,665 --> 00:08:01,815 In any case, you'll go to Rio and buy the list for 50,000. 91 00:08:01,919 --> 00:08:03,609 Francs? - Yes. 92 00:08:03,713 --> 00:08:05,798 Clever. 93 00:08:06,341 --> 00:08:10,006 Why me? The Postal Service could do it. 94 00:08:10,219 --> 00:08:14,453 I know, Hubert. But Von Zimmel wants our best agent. 95 00:08:14,557 --> 00:08:18,457 Of course. In that case, the usual procedure? 96 00:08:18,853 --> 00:08:20,042 Your papers. 97 00:08:20,146 --> 00:08:23,003 You're a reporter for an evening paper. 98 00:08:23,107 --> 00:08:25,339 Your name is Noel Flantier. 99 00:08:25,443 --> 00:08:27,528 Noel Flantier? 100 00:08:28,654 --> 00:08:30,260 Who picks these names? 101 00:08:30,365 --> 00:08:33,732 Archibald Fletanchard from Undercover. 102 00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:36,913 Noel Flantier... 103 00:08:36,954 --> 00:08:39,040 I'll send a memo. 104 00:08:39,123 --> 00:08:40,896 Look on the bright side. 105 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,940 Rio de Janeiro is beautiful. 106 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,775 The girls are gorgeous. 107 00:08:44,879 --> 00:08:45,984 You'll relax. 108 00:08:46,089 --> 00:08:48,028 What? - You can relax. 109 00:08:48,132 --> 00:08:50,218 Not a word I know. 110 00:09:49,402 --> 00:09:51,487 Taxi, sir? 111 00:09:51,571 --> 00:09:52,843 Why not? 112 00:09:52,947 --> 00:09:55,517 Where to? - Copacobana Palace. 113 00:10:09,088 --> 00:10:10,319 Welcome to Rio, sir. 114 00:10:10,423 --> 00:10:12,508 Obrigado! 115 00:10:14,677 --> 00:10:16,763 Obrigado... 116 00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:26,356 This is not the way. 117 00:10:31,486 --> 00:10:33,571 It's an ambush! 118 00:10:34,614 --> 00:10:36,741 Get out! And don't move! 119 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,715 You kill brother in Gsta. 120 00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:49,358 Now die. 121 00:10:49,462 --> 00:10:52,387 Last stop Rio for O-tet-tet 1 17. 122 00:10:53,966 --> 00:10:54,696 Pargon me? 123 00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:57,725 You kill brother in Gsta. Now die. 124 00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:00,369 I'm sorry... 125 00:11:00,473 --> 00:11:02,845 Gsta. Swizzleland. Ski. 126 00:11:03,685 --> 00:11:05,770 Gstaad! 127 00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:07,918 Gsta... 128 00:11:08,022 --> 00:11:09,503 Find my accent funny? 129 00:11:09,607 --> 00:11:10,712 Not at all. 130 00:11:10,817 --> 00:11:13,048 You racist! - I swear I'm not! 131 00:11:13,152 --> 00:11:14,758 I lived in Cochinchina! 132 00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:18,408 Farewell O-tet-tet 1 17, racist. Now die. 133 00:11:24,747 --> 00:11:26,478 Get in, Hubert. 134 00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:27,938 Bill Trumendous! 135 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:30,128 Dear old Bill! 136 00:11:34,048 --> 00:11:36,618 Right in the back! - See that? 137 00:11:40,179 --> 00:11:42,265 So, good old Hubert? 138 00:11:42,348 --> 00:11:44,564 Trouble with the Chinese? 139 00:11:44,642 --> 00:11:48,365 Not at all. He mistook me for someone else. 140 00:11:48,646 --> 00:11:51,925 From their perspective, we look alike. 141 00:11:58,406 --> 00:11:59,928 And you, dear Bill? 142 00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:03,223 South America interests the CIA now? 143 00:12:14,213 --> 00:12:15,861 Good old Hubert! 144 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:18,270 Same old barrel of laughs. 145 00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:53,205 It's so fucking hot! 146 00:12:54,754 --> 00:12:56,839 Kidding aside... 147 00:12:57,006 --> 00:12:59,988 Why are you following me? - You tell me. 148 00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:03,075 Why are you here, bastard? What's going on? 149 00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:05,661 I'm on vacation. That's all. 150 00:13:08,017 --> 00:13:09,706 I know you, Hubert. 151 00:13:09,811 --> 00:13:12,125 Your presence means trouble. 152 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:15,087 I'm here for the women and the beaches. 153 00:13:15,191 --> 00:13:18,549 I've heard great things. I came to check out Brazilian women. 154 00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:20,738 Whatever! 155 00:13:42,719 --> 00:13:44,804 Thanks, old chap. 156 00:13:46,848 --> 00:13:49,496 If your memory comes back, call me. 157 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,057 I will, if the Tourism Bureau is closed. 158 00:13:54,772 --> 00:13:56,545 Okay, let's do that then. 159 00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:58,735 Take care, pal. 160 00:15:57,979 --> 00:15:59,626 I'm terribly clumsy. 161 00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:01,253 It would seem that l... 162 00:16:01,357 --> 00:16:03,443 splattered you. 163 00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:08,364 Be my guest. 164 00:16:08,406 --> 00:16:11,065 A woman who splatters a man... 165 00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:14,089 is like morning dew in springtime. 166 00:16:14,412 --> 00:16:17,769 Ahead lie beautiful days and fiery nights. 167 00:16:17,874 --> 00:16:19,229 What a wake-up! 168 00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:20,564 I'm for nothing. 169 00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:25,011 The hardy arrogance of your beauty has sprayed me. 170 00:16:32,847 --> 00:16:34,932 You're gorgeous, Mr... 171 00:16:37,018 --> 00:16:39,943 Flantier. Noel Flantier. Reporter. 172 00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:41,877 My pleasure. Carlotta. 173 00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:43,420 Reporting on what? 174 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,588 Brazil. 175 00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:47,549 Vast subject. You need an angle of attack. 176 00:16:47,653 --> 00:16:49,869 I'm currently searching. 177 00:16:51,783 --> 00:16:54,353 Magnificent. Do you exercise? 178 00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:56,913 Not even. 179 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,185 Superb. 180 00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,375 I have a good pedigree. 181 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:04,618 Let me slip into something more comfy. 182 00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:16,573 I'll also be slipping into something comfy. 183 00:17:41,249 --> 00:17:43,334 Carlotta? 184 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,290 Who'd want to harm Carlotta? 185 00:18:04,188 --> 00:18:05,544 Mr. Bonisseur de la Bath 186 00:18:05,648 --> 00:18:07,734 No, Flantier. 187 00:18:13,281 --> 00:18:17,181 or the microfilm, bring the money to the look-out point. 188 00:18:17,285 --> 00:18:19,370 You'll recognize us. 189 00:20:40,386 --> 00:20:42,472 Get in! 190 00:21:06,621 --> 00:21:08,810 Keep calm, double-one seven. 191 00:21:08,915 --> 00:21:11,000 Delightful voyage. 192 00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:28,872 Sorry to appear rude. We needed a calm spot, double-one 7. 193 00:21:28,976 --> 00:21:30,457 One-seventeen. 194 00:21:30,561 --> 00:21:33,929 But the name is Flantier. Mr. Flantier. 195 00:21:34,857 --> 00:21:36,421 I'm Colonel Staman. 196 00:21:36,526 --> 00:21:37,840 This is Colonel Kutner. 197 00:21:37,944 --> 00:21:39,299 My pleasure. Noel Flantier. 198 00:21:39,404 --> 00:21:42,240 I'm doing an article on Brazil. 199 00:21:42,532 --> 00:21:43,554 Don't bother. 200 00:21:43,658 --> 00:21:46,056 We know why you're here, double-one 7. 201 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,975 One-seventeen. 202 00:21:48,079 --> 00:21:49,726 We want the same man. 203 00:21:49,831 --> 00:21:50,727 Go on. 204 00:21:50,832 --> 00:21:52,521 Professor Von Zimmel. 205 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,231 Go on. - Enough. 206 00:21:54,335 --> 00:21:56,024 Will you work with the Mossad? 207 00:21:56,129 --> 00:21:58,214 Go on. 208 00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:01,175 It's your turn. 209 00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:04,533 Will you work with the Mossad? 210 00:22:04,637 --> 00:22:06,243 The...? - Mossad. 211 00:22:06,347 --> 00:22:08,433 Israeli Secret Service. 212 00:22:10,977 --> 00:22:14,476 Hunt down a Nazi with Jews? How strange! 213 00:22:15,857 --> 00:22:17,171 Why? 214 00:22:17,275 --> 00:22:18,714 He'll recognize them. 215 00:22:18,818 --> 00:22:20,215 How so? 216 00:22:20,319 --> 00:22:22,535 Their noses, obviously... 217 00:22:23,281 --> 00:22:25,366 Their ears, fingers, 218 00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:27,535 their eyes. 219 00:22:32,999 --> 00:22:35,215 I didn't mean anything... 220 00:22:35,335 --> 00:22:37,816 You're France's best agent? 221 00:22:38,463 --> 00:22:39,276 I mean... 222 00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:43,081 'The best'... It's not for me to say. 223 00:22:43,885 --> 00:22:46,043 And as I often say... 224 00:22:50,683 --> 00:22:53,697 Mr. 717, this is Dolores Kuleshov. 225 00:22:53,978 --> 00:22:56,267 You'll team up with her. 226 00:23:25,551 --> 00:23:27,637 Thrilled to meet you. 227 00:23:27,804 --> 00:23:29,889 It's an honor, OSS 117. 228 00:23:30,932 --> 00:23:34,331 Your fight against Nazi barbarism is world-renown. 229 00:23:34,435 --> 00:23:37,960 Our teachers wax poetic about your exploits. 230 00:23:38,064 --> 00:23:40,900 For many of us, you're a legend. 231 00:23:41,025 --> 00:23:43,131 A true remedy against savagery. 232 00:23:43,236 --> 00:23:46,301 I must tell you you're a symbol of liberty. 233 00:23:46,406 --> 00:23:48,053 I am moved and honoreg... 234 00:23:48,157 --> 00:23:50,462 to work with you, OSS 117. 235 00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:55,164 Such a pretty secretary! 236 00:23:55,206 --> 00:23:56,186 Excuse me? 237 00:23:56,290 --> 00:23:59,570 I'm happy to have a pretty secretary. 238 00:24:00,503 --> 00:24:02,630 I'm not your secretary. 239 00:24:03,423 --> 00:24:05,508 Whose, then? 240 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,531 No one's. 241 00:24:07,635 --> 00:24:10,075 I, m a colonel in the lsraeli army. 242 00:24:10,179 --> 00:24:13,459 We'll be working together, as eQuals. 243 00:24:14,183 --> 00:24:18,260 Tell me when you have to carry something heavy. 244 00:24:24,193 --> 00:24:26,981 You can spend the night here. 245 00:24:27,238 --> 00:24:29,986 Your assailants won't find you. 246 00:24:30,783 --> 00:24:33,515 The microfilm is of no interest to us. 247 00:24:33,619 --> 00:24:35,017 We want Von Zimmel. 248 00:24:35,121 --> 00:24:36,435 I understand. 249 00:24:36,539 --> 00:24:39,198 Remember Eichmann? - Of course. 250 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:42,441 We'll capture Von Zimmel the same way. 251 00:24:42,545 --> 00:24:45,647 Judge him in lsrael for his crimes. 252 00:24:45,923 --> 00:24:47,237 Which are...? 253 00:24:47,342 --> 00:24:49,427 Which are... 254 00:24:49,719 --> 00:24:51,116 Abetting genocide. 255 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:53,306 Oh that! Yeah... 256 00:24:54,390 --> 00:24:56,476 That was some story. 257 00:25:08,529 --> 00:25:10,385 We'll search together. 258 00:25:10,490 --> 00:25:13,180 You get the microfilm, we get the man. 259 00:25:13,284 --> 00:25:15,140 It'll be just you two. 260 00:25:15,244 --> 00:25:16,266 Excellent. 261 00:25:16,371 --> 00:25:18,393 We're leaving for Tel Aviv. 262 00:25:18,498 --> 00:25:21,730 Officially, we've never even heard of you. 263 00:25:21,834 --> 00:25:22,856 Clever. 264 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,025 Leave the money here. - I can't. 265 00:25:25,129 --> 00:25:30,004 It belongs to France. I can't leave it with just anyone. 266 00:25:31,386 --> 00:25:34,284 Don't take..'just anyone' personally. 267 00:25:34,389 --> 00:25:38,830 Don't think I believe what they say about... Jews and money. 268 00:25:38,935 --> 00:25:41,020 It's not the case. 269 00:25:42,355 --> 00:25:44,928 Want to see your room? - Yes! 270 00:25:54,575 --> 00:25:56,223 Pajamas, toothbrush. 271 00:25:56,327 --> 00:25:59,606 Thanks, I'll only use the toothbrush. 272 00:25:59,706 --> 00:26:02,187 Do as you please. Goodnight. 273 00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:09,111 Thanks for the toothbrush. 274 00:26:09,215 --> 00:26:11,300 You're welcome. 275 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:16,264 Goodnight. - Night, guys. 276 00:26:26,607 --> 00:26:28,693 Nice night, isn't it? 277 00:26:31,654 --> 00:26:34,845 I'm sorry for before. I was terribly clumsy. 278 00:26:34,949 --> 00:26:37,723 Don't worry. I'll atone for my sins. 279 00:26:37,827 --> 00:26:39,912 Consider it forgotten. 280 00:26:40,204 --> 00:26:42,290 I realize that I was... 281 00:26:42,415 --> 00:26:44,500 Anti-Semitic? 282 00:26:45,877 --> 00:26:47,649 I was thinking 'clumsy'. 283 00:26:47,754 --> 00:26:49,359 Same difference. 284 00:26:49,464 --> 00:26:50,527 Don't worry. 285 00:26:50,631 --> 00:26:52,654 You weren't speaking viciously. 286 00:26:52,759 --> 00:26:57,284 We're used to it. Our people have always provoked wild fantasies. 287 00:26:57,388 --> 00:26:59,515 Thanks for admitting it. 288 00:26:59,599 --> 00:27:03,321 You're obviously a little bit responsible. 289 00:27:05,021 --> 00:27:07,127 Don't get angry. We need him. 290 00:27:07,231 --> 00:27:09,447 I'll do what I can, sir. 291 00:27:12,528 --> 00:27:14,614 Goodnight to you too. 292 00:27:19,535 --> 00:27:22,351 Let's begin at the Copacabana Palace. 293 00:27:22,455 --> 00:27:25,521 I'll get some stuff and leave my briefcase. 294 00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:28,315 Fine. I'll start working on my own. 295 00:27:28,419 --> 00:27:29,608 That's too bad. 296 00:27:29,712 --> 00:27:32,105 Why not come see the hotel? 297 00:27:32,173 --> 00:27:34,696 Thanks but I'd rather get working. 298 00:27:34,801 --> 00:27:37,282 Don't be silly. There's a pool. 299 00:27:37,387 --> 00:27:40,744 We'll start this afternoon with a bang. 300 00:27:40,848 --> 00:27:42,704 Thank you, l, d rather not. 301 00:27:42,809 --> 00:27:44,414 Let's meet at 1 p.m. 302 00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:46,291 As you wish. 303 00:27:46,604 --> 00:27:48,690 See you shortly. 304 00:28:06,833 --> 00:28:09,048 You kill brother in Gsta. 305 00:28:09,419 --> 00:28:10,357 Excuse me? 306 00:28:10,461 --> 00:28:13,131 Say bye-bye to Rio, OSS 117. 307 00:28:14,215 --> 00:28:16,300 Herr Flantier? 308 00:28:18,177 --> 00:28:20,393 Follow us, Herr Flantier. 309 00:28:44,454 --> 00:28:46,539 Great to see you again. 310 00:28:46,706 --> 00:28:49,453 We haven't spoken since Gstaad. 311 00:28:50,043 --> 00:28:51,648 I wanted to thank you. 312 00:28:51,753 --> 00:28:53,358 Excellent mission. 313 00:28:53,463 --> 00:28:55,548 Very pleasant. 314 00:28:57,759 --> 00:29:01,700 Don't be upset I couldn't kill all those Chinks. 315 00:29:01,804 --> 00:29:03,890 I'm sorry. 316 00:29:04,182 --> 00:29:07,195 I know you hate those rice-eaters. 317 00:29:11,189 --> 00:29:14,202 Very stubborn, those litchi-faces. 318 00:29:16,027 --> 00:29:18,112 Those grapefruit heads. 319 00:29:20,073 --> 00:29:22,646 Sturdy, those prune skins. 320 00:29:25,787 --> 00:29:27,872 Pineapple hearts. 321 00:29:29,499 --> 00:29:31,584 Lemon wedges. 322 00:29:34,253 --> 00:29:36,339 Bananas flambe. 323 00:29:36,464 --> 00:29:38,549 Before they get lit. 324 00:29:38,758 --> 00:29:40,843 Just bananas! 325 00:29:43,513 --> 00:29:45,598 I get off here. 326 00:29:54,065 --> 00:29:55,838 The Germans. 327 00:29:56,150 --> 00:29:58,236 Yes, the Germans! 328 00:30:09,622 --> 00:30:12,145 Would it be possible, if it exists, 329 00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:16,859 to consult a list of former Nazis residing in Brazil? 330 00:30:20,049 --> 00:30:21,738 There must be a... 331 00:30:21,843 --> 00:30:26,090 society of former Nazis? A club, an association? 332 00:30:28,975 --> 00:30:30,497 A Nazi Guild? 333 00:30:30,601 --> 00:30:32,687 Germany is a democracy. 334 00:30:32,812 --> 00:30:37,421 In no way does the Embassy know the whereabouts of Nazis. 335 00:30:37,525 --> 00:30:39,423 Among fellow Germans... 336 00:30:39,527 --> 00:30:41,831 All Germans are not Nazis. 337 00:30:43,322 --> 00:30:44,928 I've heard that theory. 338 00:30:45,033 --> 00:30:47,321 I must ask you to leave. 339 00:30:47,910 --> 00:30:49,683 Very well. 340 00:30:49,996 --> 00:30:52,081 Empty-hangeg, alas. 341 00:30:56,085 --> 00:30:58,567 France is the country of 400 cheeses. 342 00:30:58,671 --> 00:31:01,153 What's cheese in Brazilian? 343 00:31:03,468 --> 00:31:05,772 Are you okay? Is all well? 344 00:31:06,763 --> 00:31:09,156 So? Have you made progress? 345 00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:13,999 Be my guest. You first. 346 00:31:14,103 --> 00:31:18,623 I may be a secret agent, but I'm French nonetheless. 347 00:31:19,317 --> 00:31:21,882 I think I've done some good work. 348 00:31:21,986 --> 00:31:25,636 The ClA has been in contact with Von Zimmel. 349 00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:29,108 Their agent in Rio is Bill Trumendous. 350 00:31:31,996 --> 00:31:34,321 Bravo! I'm very impressed. 351 00:31:34,540 --> 00:31:36,688 We've reached similar ends. 352 00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:39,540 With a slight advantage for me. 353 00:31:40,254 --> 00:31:42,340 Mr. Trumendous' card. 354 00:32:00,733 --> 00:32:02,819 Good old Hubert! 355 00:32:04,946 --> 00:32:08,934 You always have the cutest dolls by your side. 356 00:32:09,033 --> 00:32:10,013 Dear olg Bill! 357 00:32:10,118 --> 00:32:13,929 You take every little bird under your wing! 358 00:32:16,165 --> 00:32:18,251 Too darn hot! - Sure is! 359 00:32:20,086 --> 00:32:22,442 Wendy, bring us 3 Groovy coconuts. 360 00:32:22,547 --> 00:32:25,915 Shorten those skirts. They make me hot. 361 00:32:27,093 --> 00:32:29,533 Brazil is a mysterious country. 362 00:32:29,637 --> 00:32:32,119 People appear and disappear. 363 00:32:32,557 --> 00:32:36,279 After 20 years here, there must be a trace. 364 00:32:43,067 --> 00:32:44,423 Maybe so... 365 00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:46,612 but I gon't know. 366 00:32:46,988 --> 00:32:48,385 Maybe what? 367 00:32:48,489 --> 00:32:51,325 His son Heinrich is here in Rio. 368 00:32:51,784 --> 00:32:54,850 I seem to remember he lives in a favela. 369 00:32:54,954 --> 00:32:57,790 He was involved in hippie sects. 370 00:32:57,915 --> 00:33:00,001 What? - Hippie sects. 371 00:33:00,626 --> 00:33:02,399 Good God. 372 00:33:02,503 --> 00:33:04,589 Sex with horses... 373 00:33:05,590 --> 00:33:07,154 What next? 374 00:33:07,258 --> 00:33:09,344 Hippie sects. 375 00:33:10,261 --> 00:33:12,347 Because hippic sex... 376 00:33:12,430 --> 00:33:13,493 Hold on. 377 00:33:13,598 --> 00:33:15,683 I may have a picture. 378 00:33:16,684 --> 00:33:19,166 This is Heinrich Von Zimmel. 379 00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:23,316 That hair! 380 00:33:24,192 --> 00:33:26,277 Why look like a girl? 381 00:33:26,611 --> 00:33:28,425 Unusual. 382 00:33:28,529 --> 00:33:30,615 What do they want? 383 00:33:32,241 --> 00:33:34,327 It's a form of protest. 384 00:33:34,535 --> 00:33:36,621 To change the world. 385 00:33:39,290 --> 00:33:41,376 Change the world? 386 00:33:41,626 --> 00:33:43,023 What a strange idea. 387 00:33:43,127 --> 00:33:45,963 The world's fine. Why change it? 388 00:33:47,048 --> 00:33:49,571 They want to make love, not war. 389 00:33:49,676 --> 00:33:51,240 But both are possible. 390 00:33:51,344 --> 00:33:55,244 I've always done both. So far, no complaints! 391 00:33:58,393 --> 00:34:00,478 Good old Hubert! 392 00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:03,106 You too! 393 00:34:04,649 --> 00:34:06,463 Come on... 394 00:34:06,567 --> 00:34:08,257 No sense of humor! 395 00:34:08,361 --> 00:34:13,058 Everyone talks about Jewish humor. It's not too funny! 396 00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:15,618 No, it's not too funny. 397 00:34:18,538 --> 00:34:20,623 Really? 398 00:34:21,165 --> 00:34:23,381 How can it be humor then? 399 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:24,898 You pull it off. 400 00:34:25,003 --> 00:34:27,088 In your own way. 401 00:34:28,673 --> 00:34:30,758 Indeed. 402 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:38,725 This city is stunning. 403 00:34:41,769 --> 00:34:43,855 And I know cities. 404 00:34:44,522 --> 00:34:48,213 How do they manage to keep their shoes clean? 405 00:34:48,317 --> 00:34:50,403 They don't have shoes. 406 00:34:51,988 --> 00:34:53,719 Good one! No shoes! 407 00:34:53,823 --> 00:34:55,721 Not bad! 408 00:34:55,825 --> 00:34:58,348 Life here isn't easy for everyone. 409 00:34:58,453 --> 00:35:00,267 As in most dictatorships. 410 00:35:00,371 --> 00:35:02,477 Dictatorships! Listen to you! 411 00:35:02,582 --> 00:35:06,127 You're sweet, but spare me your politics. 412 00:35:07,086 --> 00:35:09,526 You know what a dictatorship is? 413 00:35:09,630 --> 00:35:11,195 eople are communists. 414 00:35:11,299 --> 00:35:15,730 The Pre cold, with gray hats and boots with zippers. 415 00:35:15,762 --> 00:35:17,367 That's a dictatorship. 416 00:35:17,472 --> 00:35:21,205 What do you call a country with a military leader, 417 00:35:21,309 --> 00:35:24,666 secret police, one TV station and censorship? 418 00:35:24,771 --> 00:35:26,710 I call that France, Miss. 419 00:35:26,814 --> 00:35:30,005 Not any France:. De Gaulle's France. 420 00:35:37,492 --> 00:35:39,577 I think it's here. 421 00:35:41,329 --> 00:35:43,899 Where is Heinrich Von Zimmel? 422 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:47,564 I'll ask again. Where is Von Zimmel? 423 00:35:47,669 --> 00:35:50,239 And put that transistor down. 424 00:35:50,797 --> 00:35:52,236 Stupid kid! 425 00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:54,425 Allow me. 426 00:36:16,447 --> 00:36:18,053 The hippies left. 427 00:36:18,157 --> 00:36:19,888 They're on a beach nearby. 428 00:36:19,992 --> 00:36:22,078 Okay, lets go. 429 00:36:22,912 --> 00:36:24,997 Goodbye. 430 00:36:26,457 --> 00:36:28,543 So long, kids. 431 00:36:33,047 --> 00:36:35,404 I saw you talking to that girl. 432 00:36:35,508 --> 00:36:36,989 Know what I thought? 433 00:36:37,093 --> 00:36:39,408 You're made to have children. 434 00:36:39,512 --> 00:36:43,287 This dangerous job is not for you. You need a home. 435 00:36:43,391 --> 00:36:46,493 Kids that you can shower with love. 436 00:36:46,811 --> 00:36:50,179 It's a compliment I rarely give but... 437 00:36:50,189 --> 00:36:52,504 you're a natural-born mother. 438 00:36:52,608 --> 00:36:54,694 Can I ask something? 439 00:36:55,069 --> 00:36:56,008 Of course. 440 00:36:56,112 --> 00:36:58,594 Would you say this to a man? 441 00:36:58,906 --> 00:37:01,299 You know, men are rarely... 442 00:37:04,037 --> 00:37:06,122 mothers. 443 00:37:12,962 --> 00:37:15,048 Heinrich Von Zimmel. 444 00:37:15,089 --> 00:37:17,029 Here's my plan. Simple and efficient. 445 00:37:17,133 --> 00:37:19,218 See that rock? 446 00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:20,657 Bring the kid there. 447 00:37:20,762 --> 00:37:24,041 Use your feminine wiles if necessary. 448 00:37:24,474 --> 00:37:26,867 Don't worry, it'll be fine. 449 00:37:37,403 --> 00:37:40,636 We're reporters. We want your father. Where is he? 450 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:43,347 This wasn't my plan. - No, it's mine. 451 00:37:43,451 --> 00:37:45,974 Tell me or I'll blow your brains out. 452 00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:47,559 I have no idea! 453 00:37:47,663 --> 00:37:50,588 Not good enough! - For me neither! 454 00:37:52,502 --> 00:37:54,806 I want to help, I promise! 455 00:37:55,088 --> 00:38:00,317 I can find his former partner. We'll go to him in Brasilia. 456 00:38:02,428 --> 00:38:04,717 I'll help you arrest him. 457 00:38:07,225 --> 00:38:09,414 I hate my father. He's a Nazi. 458 00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:11,604 He's a bastard. 459 00:38:12,814 --> 00:38:14,899 I'm ashamed. 460 00:38:17,902 --> 00:38:20,592 Don't badmouth your father! Shame on you! 461 00:38:20,697 --> 00:38:21,844 Who brought you up? 462 00:38:21,948 --> 00:38:24,518 I never badmouthed my father! 463 00:38:25,076 --> 00:38:28,392 He was a wheelwright. And we toed the line. 464 00:38:28,496 --> 00:38:31,953 Mother never complaineg. Neither dig we! 465 00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:33,397 His father was a Nazi. 466 00:38:33,501 --> 00:38:37,135 Maybe. But it was his father all the same. 467 00:38:38,673 --> 00:38:41,113 Tell me... Your father was a wheelwright? 468 00:38:41,217 --> 00:38:43,115 No, a diplomat. 469 00:38:43,219 --> 00:38:45,789 I used psychological torture. 470 00:38:47,473 --> 00:38:49,454 But he'd already talked. 471 00:38:49,559 --> 00:38:50,706 Yes... 472 00:38:50,810 --> 00:38:53,458 but it's that systematic denigration. 473 00:38:53,563 --> 00:38:56,253 The parents, the family, then it's... 474 00:38:56,357 --> 00:38:58,443 the flag, the nation. 475 00:38:59,277 --> 00:39:01,008 But his father was SS! 476 00:39:01,112 --> 00:39:02,634 A Nazi. 477 00:39:02,739 --> 00:39:06,372 Not the same thing. Not all Nazis were SS. 478 00:39:06,409 --> 00:39:08,494 Don't generalize. 479 00:39:08,703 --> 00:39:10,350 You can eat here. 480 00:39:10,455 --> 00:39:11,768 Yes! - No thanks. 481 00:39:11,873 --> 00:39:12,853 We have to go. 482 00:39:12,957 --> 00:39:15,043 As you wish. 483 00:39:19,839 --> 00:39:21,445 Why not split up? 484 00:39:21,549 --> 00:39:24,208 So you can keep an eye on him. 485 00:39:25,970 --> 00:39:28,056 Is that better? - Maybe. 486 00:39:29,557 --> 00:39:31,538 Are you trying to ditch me? 487 00:39:31,642 --> 00:39:33,728 Not at all. 488 00:39:35,772 --> 00:39:38,891 I'm kidding, Dolores. Why would you? 489 00:39:57,335 --> 00:39:59,462 Do you do quiche? - What? 490 00:40:00,254 --> 00:40:02,340 Quiche Lorraine. 491 00:40:09,847 --> 00:40:10,619 What is it? 492 00:40:10,723 --> 00:40:12,882 LSD. - Excellent. 493 00:40:13,184 --> 00:40:17,438 I closed the shutter. With 200 ASA, this light... 494 00:40:18,189 --> 00:40:20,274 is fine. 495 00:40:23,486 --> 00:40:24,591 change the world! 496 00:40:24,696 --> 00:40:28,220 You, re nice but... everyone has to wake up. 497 00:40:28,324 --> 00:40:31,723 The world won't wait. The world is moving. 498 00:40:31,828 --> 00:40:35,410 Moving fast. You'll be left high and dry. 499 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,939 What happens after summer vacation? 500 00:40:39,043 --> 00:40:40,524 We're not on vacation. 501 00:40:40,628 --> 00:40:41,984 Okay, fair enough. 502 00:40:42,088 --> 00:40:44,173 You're on sabbatical. 503 00:40:44,298 --> 00:40:46,071 What about next year? 504 00:40:46,384 --> 00:40:48,323 Thought about that? 505 00:40:48,428 --> 00:40:50,492 The world won't bend to you. 506 00:40:50,596 --> 00:40:53,344 This isn't 1968, Year of Youth! 507 00:40:53,725 --> 00:40:55,581 That's not how it works. 508 00:40:55,685 --> 00:41:00,502 It's the real world out there. The real world gets hair cuts. 509 00:41:00,606 --> 00:41:03,714 Guitars and troubadours are dead and gone. 510 00:41:03,818 --> 00:41:05,903 I have my own. 511 00:41:12,493 --> 00:41:13,849 What was I saying? 512 00:41:13,953 --> 00:41:15,559 Dead troubadours. 513 00:41:15,663 --> 00:41:17,749 That's right. 514 00:41:17,957 --> 00:41:19,563 What about them? 515 00:41:19,667 --> 00:41:21,148 I can't remember. 516 00:41:21,252 --> 00:41:23,817 Don't say that. You disappoint me. 517 00:41:23,921 --> 00:41:26,669 I had to be saying something... 518 00:43:42,435 --> 00:43:44,041 I like what's happening. 519 00:43:44,145 --> 00:43:48,399 But understand... it's our secret ang ours alone. 520 00:43:49,817 --> 00:43:52,984 No one has to know any of this. 521 00:43:53,196 --> 00:43:56,564 Out of context, a finger up the butt... 522 00:43:58,868 --> 00:44:00,807 Let's clear this up. 523 00:44:00,912 --> 00:44:02,935 People can get the wrong idea. 524 00:44:03,039 --> 00:44:05,698 They start imagining things... 525 00:44:22,183 --> 00:44:24,268 Strange. 526 00:44:26,145 --> 00:44:28,231 Unusual route. 527 00:44:29,065 --> 00:44:31,281 How did it go last night? 528 00:44:31,359 --> 00:44:34,299 Excellent. I spent a very relaxing evening. 529 00:44:34,404 --> 00:44:37,761 We ate. I took some RSVP and slept like a baby. 530 00:44:37,865 --> 00:44:39,513 Lovely. 531 00:44:39,617 --> 00:44:42,453 Those hippies are actually nice. 532 00:44:42,662 --> 00:44:45,018 Once you get past their hygiene. 533 00:44:45,123 --> 00:44:47,208 What can I say? 534 00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:48,981 It's youth... 535 00:44:49,085 --> 00:44:52,985 Sooner or later, reality will cut their hair. 536 00:44:56,509 --> 00:44:58,949 Dolores, I've been meaning... 537 00:44:59,053 --> 00:45:01,139 Freeze! 538 00:45:02,390 --> 00:45:04,606 You kill brother at Gsta. 539 00:45:04,976 --> 00:45:07,061 Now die. 540 00:45:08,354 --> 00:45:09,710 What does he want? 541 00:45:09,814 --> 00:45:11,899 How should I know? 542 00:45:13,401 --> 00:45:16,769 This plane is now your coffin, OSS 117! 543 00:45:25,204 --> 00:45:26,935 Lockeg. 544 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,020 And with a key. 545 00:45:28,124 --> 00:45:30,282 Compliments of Mr. Lee! 546 00:45:35,673 --> 00:45:38,687 Got a broach or a knitting needle? 547 00:45:40,094 --> 00:45:42,180 How about a key? 548 00:45:45,266 --> 00:45:47,080 A safety pin? 549 00:45:47,185 --> 00:45:49,489 Bra buckle? - I'm bra-less. 550 00:45:51,731 --> 00:45:53,816 I have a hairpin! 551 00:45:57,904 --> 00:45:59,989 Hurry, Hubert! 552 00:46:11,501 --> 00:46:13,065 Why don't you have one? 553 00:46:13,169 --> 00:46:14,775 One what? - A bra. 554 00:46:14,879 --> 00:46:15,984 Because. - Why? 555 00:46:16,089 --> 00:46:19,634 It's my body and this isn't the moment! 556 00:46:21,302 --> 00:46:23,388 Why look like a man? 557 00:46:23,429 --> 00:46:25,327 Unusual. 558 00:46:25,431 --> 00:46:27,517 Open! 559 00:46:29,894 --> 00:46:30,749 How's it going? 560 00:46:30,853 --> 00:46:32,793 Fine. We're losing altitude, 561 00:46:32,897 --> 00:46:36,296 aiming for the trees, and no landing gear. 562 00:46:36,401 --> 00:46:38,131 So what's fine? 563 00:46:38,236 --> 00:46:39,550 Well, I'm here. 564 00:46:39,654 --> 00:46:40,509 My God! 565 00:46:40,613 --> 00:46:42,699 Thank you. 566 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,246 Almost there? 567 00:47:01,175 --> 00:47:04,632 Hurry, it's on fire! It's going to blow! 568 00:47:24,032 --> 00:47:25,304 Thanks, Noel. 569 00:47:25,408 --> 00:47:27,306 No problem. - Good work. 570 00:47:27,410 --> 00:47:29,641 I'm intrigued by that Chinaman. 571 00:47:29,746 --> 00:47:32,060 He can't work for Von Zimmel. 572 00:47:32,165 --> 00:47:34,250 He might... 573 00:47:34,917 --> 00:47:38,108 Which Chinese worked with the Nazis? 574 00:47:38,379 --> 00:47:40,110 The Japanese? 575 00:47:40,214 --> 00:47:43,139 The Japanese, exactly. My mistake. 576 00:47:43,509 --> 00:47:45,157 I had a vague theory. 577 00:47:45,261 --> 00:47:48,718 Chinamen from China don't fit into it. 578 00:48:09,369 --> 00:48:11,517 I wanted to thank you again. 579 00:48:11,621 --> 00:48:14,191 I'm proud to team up wth you. 580 00:48:14,415 --> 00:48:16,501 I understand. 581 00:48:16,542 --> 00:48:19,113 By the way, I meant to say... 582 00:48:19,587 --> 00:48:22,778 I know how much you admire me, my career, 583 00:48:22,882 --> 00:48:27,074 my life, my profession, my crusade against barbarism. 584 00:48:27,178 --> 00:48:28,951 Alas, it has a price. 585 00:48:29,263 --> 00:48:32,188 Dolores, I'll be brutally honest. 586 00:48:32,308 --> 00:48:35,676 If ever anything happens between us... 587 00:48:38,022 --> 00:48:40,229 I can't commit to women. 588 00:48:42,026 --> 00:48:45,676 My love affairs aren't long-term. They're... 589 00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:48,173 short, compact, passionate. 590 00:48:49,242 --> 00:48:51,327 It's my modus operandi. 591 00:48:52,412 --> 00:48:54,893 Some people have adventures. 592 00:48:55,248 --> 00:48:57,020 I am an adventure. 593 00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:59,419 I just had to tell you. 594 00:49:00,378 --> 00:49:02,234 It's very kind of you. 595 00:49:02,338 --> 00:49:04,424 Thanks, Hubert. 596 00:49:04,674 --> 00:49:06,759 You're welcome. 597 00:49:07,427 --> 00:49:09,512 You're very kind. 598 00:49:11,305 --> 00:49:13,203 What's wrong? 599 00:49:13,307 --> 00:49:15,038 Nothing. 600 00:49:15,143 --> 00:49:17,249 You don't like men. - Yes, why? 601 00:49:17,353 --> 00:49:18,917 You rebuffed me as if... 602 00:49:19,022 --> 00:49:21,107 Drop it, Hubert. 603 00:49:22,150 --> 00:49:24,047 Because I'm not Jewish? 604 00:49:24,152 --> 00:49:27,342 Why do you say that? - Your religion is so... 605 00:49:27,447 --> 00:49:28,635 So what? 606 00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:31,430 It's a religion that forbids sausages. 607 00:49:31,534 --> 00:49:33,619 And? 608 00:49:33,703 --> 00:49:35,350 And nothing. 609 00:49:35,455 --> 00:49:37,519 Let's pretend that's normal. 610 00:49:37,623 --> 00:49:40,397 No sausages, no alcohol, veiled women. 611 00:49:40,501 --> 00:49:41,857 Sorry it's sort of... 612 00:49:41,961 --> 00:49:44,047 Sort of? 613 00:49:44,881 --> 00:49:47,821 Sort of..'Simon says, no sausages!' lsn't it? 614 00:49:47,925 --> 00:49:49,740 No, it isn't. 615 00:49:49,844 --> 00:49:53,744 You're confusing Jews and Muslims. - Don't nitpick, Dolores. 616 00:49:53,848 --> 00:49:56,747 Between us, that's what annoys people. 617 00:49:56,851 --> 00:49:59,750 The attitude 'I'm a Jew, I know everything.' 618 00:49:59,854 --> 00:50:03,295 Sorry if I upset you but I won't apologize. 619 00:50:03,399 --> 00:50:06,381 Your theories on Jews, blacks and women... 620 00:50:06,486 --> 00:50:09,233 would be best kept to yourself. 621 00:50:12,367 --> 00:50:14,937 You're the one who's upset. 622 00:50:32,095 --> 00:50:34,488 Can we cross it? - Negative. 623 00:50:34,722 --> 00:50:36,662 It's a crocodile river. 624 00:50:36,766 --> 00:50:38,455 Too far to swim. 625 00:50:38,559 --> 00:50:40,332 We have to cross it. 626 00:50:40,436 --> 00:50:43,043 Yes, but for the moment we're stuck. 627 00:50:43,147 --> 00:50:45,233 We can't cross it yet. 628 00:50:45,316 --> 00:50:48,924 Since we can't avoid the crocodiles, we'll set up camp. 629 00:50:49,028 --> 00:50:50,926 Any objections? 630 00:50:51,030 --> 00:50:53,116 None. 631 00:50:53,741 --> 00:50:55,827 It's pretty here. 632 00:50:56,202 --> 00:50:58,287 We'll spend the night. 633 00:50:59,038 --> 00:51:00,894 This is what we'll go. 634 00:51:00,998 --> 00:51:02,479 I'll hunt. 635 00:51:02,583 --> 00:51:05,899 Heinrich, I'd appreciate if you cut wood. 636 00:51:06,004 --> 00:51:08,277 Dolores, be nice. Set us up a table. 637 00:51:08,381 --> 00:51:10,466 Something cute. 638 00:51:12,927 --> 00:51:13,824 What now? 639 00:51:13,928 --> 00:51:16,321 I,'m taking a dip. To wash. 640 00:51:22,145 --> 00:51:25,335 He'll get tons of germs, that's all. 641 00:51:30,528 --> 00:51:34,073 See, Noel? Maybe this is what it means... 642 00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:36,909 change the world! 643 00:51:40,163 --> 00:51:42,248 Watch out! 644 00:51:46,669 --> 00:51:48,567 Thanks, I'll never forget it. 645 00:51:48,671 --> 00:51:49,568 My pleasure! 646 00:51:49,672 --> 00:51:52,597 Now we're friends forever. - Deal! 647 00:51:52,759 --> 00:51:57,284 Next time you change the world, watch out for crocodiles. 648 00:51:57,388 --> 00:51:59,870 Ask whatever you want of me. 649 00:52:05,396 --> 00:52:07,789 Start by wearing underwear. 650 00:52:17,408 --> 00:52:19,306 Who's laughing now? 651 00:52:19,410 --> 00:52:21,981 Here, Dolores. Make us ginner. 652 00:52:22,121 --> 00:52:25,135 What should I do? It weighs a ton. 653 00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:28,148 I don't know. Just something simple. 654 00:52:28,252 --> 00:52:29,525 No one's judging. 655 00:52:29,629 --> 00:52:31,714 Judging what? 656 00:52:31,881 --> 00:52:36,823 I won't cook or set a table. You judge women by their food? 657 00:52:36,928 --> 00:52:39,013 Listen, little lady. 658 00:52:39,597 --> 00:52:41,370 I did my job. 659 00:52:41,474 --> 00:52:43,205 I saved your lives. 660 00:52:43,309 --> 00:52:45,249 I just killed a crocodile. 661 00:52:45,353 --> 00:52:47,793 Want to be equals? Start working. 662 00:52:47,897 --> 00:52:49,878 You can at least make dinner. 663 00:52:49,982 --> 00:52:52,214 Shes right. We 'd eat that. 664 00:52:52,318 --> 00:52:53,715 Shes right? 665 00:52:53,820 --> 00:52:55,905 No need for drama. 666 00:52:56,864 --> 00:52:59,304 Your world sure is changing fast. 667 00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:01,494 I'll get dinner. 668 00:53:01,536 --> 00:53:04,017 I saw some berries up there. 669 00:53:05,081 --> 00:53:07,166 I'll join you! 670 00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:09,794 It figures. 671 00:53:24,350 --> 00:53:27,249 You don't want any fruit? It's very good. 672 00:53:27,353 --> 00:53:30,105 No thanks. I need my vitamins. 673 00:53:30,314 --> 00:53:32,400 That's silly. 674 00:53:32,692 --> 00:53:34,256 Of course. 675 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,446 I'm the silly one. 676 00:53:43,911 --> 00:53:46,039 This thing doesn't cook. 677 00:53:47,165 --> 00:53:49,250 Why doesn't it cook? 678 00:54:02,972 --> 00:54:05,058 Is it cooking? - Slowly. 679 00:54:05,516 --> 00:54:09,082 Crocodile skin is slow to roast. No big deal. 680 00:54:09,187 --> 00:54:10,667 What do you want? 681 00:54:10,772 --> 00:54:12,857 I want to make peace. 682 00:54:13,066 --> 00:54:15,151 We're very tired. 683 00:54:15,526 --> 00:54:17,633 We should stick together. 684 00:54:17,737 --> 00:54:19,822 Why not ask Heinrich? 685 00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,347 You're so close. He'd love to stick to you. 686 00:54:23,451 --> 00:54:25,390 Why are you like this? 687 00:54:25,495 --> 00:54:28,477 Maybe I just dislike seeing an lsraeli colonel... 688 00:54:28,581 --> 00:54:31,063 flirting with a Nazi's son. 689 00:54:31,959 --> 00:54:34,045 Sorry, I have morals. 690 00:54:34,087 --> 00:54:36,172 Pathetic! 691 00:54:40,051 --> 00:54:42,136 Very funny! Bravo! 692 00:55:12,417 --> 00:55:14,523 Brasilia! We're finally here! 693 00:55:14,627 --> 00:55:17,192 Thank God we crossed that river! 694 00:55:17,296 --> 00:55:20,576 Good thing you can build pedal boats! 695 00:55:21,384 --> 00:55:24,486 I said l'm sorry for the duck head. 696 00:55:24,887 --> 00:55:27,494 It would have taken a lot longer. 697 00:55:27,598 --> 00:55:29,684 It would not have! 698 00:55:30,935 --> 00:55:33,542 The boat's the hard part, not the duck. 699 00:55:33,646 --> 00:55:37,635 The duck's a beak and a head. Forget about it. 700 00:55:38,317 --> 00:55:40,799 Now we need to find a hotel. 701 00:55:42,572 --> 00:55:44,657 consider it done. 702 00:55:48,828 --> 00:55:53,061 I spoke to Father's partner. He's throwing a party. 703 00:55:53,166 --> 00:55:55,022 But it's a costume ball. 704 00:55:55,126 --> 00:55:57,211 That is a problem. 705 00:55:59,255 --> 00:56:01,987 Unless we wear costumes. Might be fun. 706 00:56:02,091 --> 00:56:03,113 Very. 707 00:56:03,217 --> 00:56:06,319 But we're here to work. - Of course. 708 00:56:17,357 --> 00:56:19,442 Time to get to work. 709 00:56:19,567 --> 00:56:22,935 Let's meet in half an hour. In costume. 710 00:56:23,279 --> 00:56:26,647 Don't worry about the drinks. My treat. 711 00:56:48,638 --> 00:56:50,723 How did you do that? 712 00:56:51,307 --> 00:56:53,393 I sew. 713 00:56:53,601 --> 00:56:55,290 By the way, here. 714 00:56:55,395 --> 00:56:56,375 For you. 715 00:56:56,479 --> 00:56:59,711 I want a truce. Our countries are allies. 716 00:56:59,816 --> 00:57:02,652 Let's try harder. - You're right. 717 00:57:03,778 --> 00:57:05,863 A present. 718 00:57:06,072 --> 00:57:08,157 From 'Noel'. 719 00:57:10,535 --> 00:57:13,282 A pun on, 'Christmas present'. 720 00:57:13,538 --> 00:57:14,852 concerning my name. 721 00:57:14,956 --> 00:57:17,041 I'd understood. 722 00:57:17,709 --> 00:57:19,794 Otherwise... 723 00:57:20,878 --> 00:57:22,964 I have the balls. 724 00:57:24,298 --> 00:57:26,384 Christmas balls? - Yes! 725 00:57:35,935 --> 00:57:37,583 Come on, it's funny. 726 00:57:37,687 --> 00:57:39,772 Enough. 727 00:57:42,316 --> 00:57:44,402 I have to tell Armang. 728 00:57:48,406 --> 00:57:49,845 I just thought of it. 729 00:57:49,949 --> 00:57:53,599 I remembered my name was Noel and it popped out. 730 00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:55,225 Christmas balls! 731 00:57:55,329 --> 00:57:58,166 I think I showed her my package! 732 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,417 I said to myself:. ..That's for Armand!' 733 00:58:06,049 --> 00:58:07,988 I have to go. I see a Nazi. 734 00:58:08,092 --> 00:58:10,308 It's Heinrich. My friend. 735 00:58:10,386 --> 00:58:12,472 I'll call you back. 736 00:58:16,267 --> 00:58:17,664 It's not too...? 737 00:58:17,769 --> 00:58:19,499 No, it's fine. Just fine. 738 00:58:19,604 --> 00:58:23,415 It's all they had left at the rental place. 739 00:58:24,317 --> 00:58:26,840 Okay, it's a rental. It figures. 740 00:58:26,944 --> 00:58:29,030 Now I get it. 741 00:58:35,328 --> 00:58:37,413 I added this. 742 00:58:38,498 --> 00:58:40,583 A peace symbol. 743 00:58:41,042 --> 00:58:44,144 You see? Still our little Heinrich. 744 00:58:44,754 --> 00:58:46,652 No reason to sulk. 745 00:58:46,756 --> 00:58:48,972 It's just a Nazi costume. 746 00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,944 It's because she's Jewish. 747 00:59:11,698 --> 00:59:13,783 Here we are. 748 00:59:15,827 --> 00:59:16,849 I smell a trap. 749 00:59:16,953 --> 00:59:19,700 Not so sure. Don't be paranoid. 750 00:59:19,706 --> 00:59:22,437 Maybe they had the same idea. - Probably. 751 00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:25,649 Or they rented from the same place as Heinrich. 752 00:59:25,753 --> 00:59:28,589 Possible... but hard to believe. 753 00:59:40,685 --> 00:59:43,078 I'll find Father's partner. 754 00:59:54,782 --> 00:59:57,014 Dolores, I owe you an apology. 755 00:59:57,118 --> 00:59:59,892 You may be right. This could be a trap. 756 00:59:59,996 --> 01:00:01,810 No kidding. 757 01:00:01,914 --> 01:00:04,915 come... Iets try to blend in. 758 01:00:10,631 --> 01:00:12,717 Got an escape plan? 759 01:00:12,967 --> 01:00:14,448 I'm working on it. 760 01:00:14,552 --> 01:00:16,637 Will you have it soon? 761 01:00:23,102 --> 01:00:25,938 Look! It's Professor Von Zimmel! 762 01:00:26,189 --> 01:00:27,586 We're still unnoticed. 763 01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:31,340 Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to interrupt the music, 764 01:00:31,444 --> 01:00:33,634 but we have a special guest. 765 01:00:33,738 --> 01:00:36,011 Iets greet him as he deserves. 766 01:00:36,115 --> 01:00:40,015 Please give a warm hand to Mr. Noel Flantier. 767 01:00:44,332 --> 01:00:46,438 At least l'm still undercover. 768 01:00:46,542 --> 01:00:49,233 Mr. Noel Flantier, also known as 769 01:00:49,337 --> 01:00:51,422 OSS 117! 770 01:00:56,469 --> 01:00:57,574 Heinrich! 771 01:00:57,679 --> 01:00:59,764 Heinrich is finished. 772 01:01:03,851 --> 01:01:05,707 I'm Friedrich! 773 01:01:05,812 --> 01:01:08,053 I'll be gamned! Heinrich? 774 01:01:08,940 --> 01:01:10,212 A hairpiech? 775 01:01:10,316 --> 01:01:13,924 You see, there's one thing I didn't lie about. 776 01:01:14,028 --> 01:01:16,093 My desire to change the world! 777 01:01:16,197 --> 01:01:18,595 What do you want, Von Zimmel? 778 01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:20,389 What's this all about? 779 01:01:20,493 --> 01:01:22,578 The Fourth Reich? 780 01:01:23,538 --> 01:01:26,770 The Fourth Reich is a dream doomed to failure. 781 01:01:26,874 --> 01:01:30,440 Everyone tried it. It never worked. I'm moving on. 782 01:01:30,545 --> 01:01:34,069 I've decided to lay the foundation of a real... 783 01:01:34,173 --> 01:01:36,259 newworld. 784 01:01:39,887 --> 01:01:42,723 A world more unfair, 785 01:01:43,099 --> 01:01:45,388 a world more intolerant, 786 01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:47,687 more unfriendly, 787 01:01:47,812 --> 01:01:50,896 where there will always be war, 788 01:01:51,107 --> 01:01:53,192 always disease. 789 01:01:53,735 --> 01:01:55,820 This world, 790 01:01:56,446 --> 01:01:58,531 my world, 791 01:01:59,198 --> 01:02:02,235 is the Fifth Reich! 792 01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:10,626 Utopists! 793 01:02:11,336 --> 01:02:13,421 Hold this. 794 01:02:14,547 --> 01:02:16,632 My friends! 795 01:02:17,258 --> 01:02:19,239 I understand your anger. 796 01:02:19,344 --> 01:02:21,559 I understand your hatred. 797 01:02:21,929 --> 01:02:23,535 But for God's sake, 798 01:02:23,639 --> 01:02:25,944 don't give into cynicism. 799 01:02:26,142 --> 01:02:28,123 Beware of hasty solutions. 800 01:02:28,227 --> 01:02:30,313 Of course. 801 01:02:30,688 --> 01:02:32,920 I see what you like about Nazism. 802 01:02:33,024 --> 01:02:35,151 Besides, who's to judge? 803 01:02:35,818 --> 01:02:38,211 Sometimes even I get angry. 804 01:02:40,156 --> 01:02:42,930 But are there no other solutions? 805 01:02:43,034 --> 01:02:47,465 Did the children you once were dream of this world? 806 01:02:51,751 --> 01:02:54,144 These children still exist. 807 01:02:55,213 --> 01:02:57,298 I'm speaking to them. 808 01:02:57,382 --> 01:02:59,571 Let me ask them a question. 809 01:02:59,676 --> 01:03:01,761 A simple question. 810 01:03:09,268 --> 01:03:12,725 What if the 5th Reich were the Reich... 811 01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:16,609 of Love? 812 01:03:38,506 --> 01:03:42,489 Instead of inspiring these Nazis I got taunts and jibes. 813 01:03:42,593 --> 01:03:44,491 Enough! 814 01:03:44,595 --> 01:03:48,584 I'll tend to you later. Put them in my office. 815 01:03:50,268 --> 01:03:52,353 You're hurting me! 816 01:03:59,610 --> 01:04:01,696 What the hell? 817 01:04:03,614 --> 01:04:07,957 Don't worry. I blundered before, but I'll save us. 818 01:04:10,329 --> 01:04:12,415 Delightful. 819 01:04:14,834 --> 01:04:17,242 Hitler! I hate that guy! 820 01:04:25,386 --> 01:04:27,472 I found my idea. 821 01:04:27,930 --> 01:04:31,830 I'd say we have half an hour. Plenty of time. 822 01:04:33,436 --> 01:04:35,521 Already? 823 01:04:36,814 --> 01:04:39,338 I was too impatient to see you. 824 01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:42,189 A waste of time! I won't speak! 825 01:04:42,403 --> 01:04:45,427 Not a problem. I haven't asked anything. 826 01:04:45,531 --> 01:04:49,431 You give me a feeling of deja-vu. Your tired recipes, 827 01:04:49,535 --> 01:04:53,977 secret offices, swastikas, Nazi caverns. It's all so banal. 828 01:04:54,082 --> 01:04:56,167 Of course. 829 01:04:57,752 --> 01:05:00,124 You, on the other hand, 830 01:05:02,256 --> 01:05:04,342 are a reporter. 831 01:05:07,345 --> 01:05:09,915 Are you writing a nice story? 832 01:05:12,016 --> 01:05:13,413 You're teasing me. 833 01:05:13,518 --> 01:05:15,603 Taking nice pictures? 834 01:05:18,564 --> 01:05:20,650 Mr. Noel Flantier! 835 01:05:21,484 --> 01:05:23,298 Nazi humor. Pathetic. 836 01:05:23,403 --> 01:05:25,691 The joke's over, OSS 117! 837 01:05:31,077 --> 01:05:33,162 Turn aroung! 838 01:05:46,509 --> 01:05:49,082 Welcome to my laboratory! 839 01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:51,702 Zantrax, Blue Devil, 840 01:05:51,806 --> 01:05:54,037 undress him and tie him up! 841 01:05:54,142 --> 01:05:55,205 Why me? 842 01:05:55,309 --> 01:05:59,386 My costume! Fascist dogs, you'll pay for this! 843 01:06:01,399 --> 01:06:02,921 Carlotta! 844 01:06:03,026 --> 01:06:06,884 So that's something more comfy? Those rags of hate and chaos! 845 01:06:06,988 --> 01:06:09,845 I am not Carlotta. I'm Fraulein Freida. 846 01:06:09,949 --> 01:06:12,874 For me you'll always be Carlotta. 847 01:06:13,202 --> 01:06:16,570 For me you'll always be Noel Flantier. 848 01:06:23,046 --> 01:06:25,131 No more games! 849 01:06:25,340 --> 01:06:27,988 Enough boasting, Mr. de la Bath. 850 01:06:28,092 --> 01:06:31,408 Now we'll see what you're really made of. 851 01:06:31,512 --> 01:06:33,285 You won't be the first. 852 01:06:33,389 --> 01:06:37,909 No, l'm talking literally about what you're made of. 853 01:06:40,146 --> 01:06:41,835 What are you doing? 854 01:06:41,939 --> 01:06:44,146 I'm opening my safe. 855 01:06:44,359 --> 01:06:47,883 Years ago, I sewed into your chest two microfilms. 856 01:06:47,987 --> 01:06:50,969 One, a list of French collaborators. 857 01:06:51,074 --> 01:06:53,529 The other, more important: 858 01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:58,477 a list of Swiss bank accounts containing fabulous war treasures. 859 01:06:58,581 --> 01:07:00,270 Why don't I remember? 860 01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:01,897 Thanks to this. 861 01:07:02,001 --> 01:07:05,458 A potion that erases short-term memory. 862 01:07:06,422 --> 01:07:07,528 My God! 863 01:07:07,632 --> 01:07:09,717 I remember! 864 01:07:11,636 --> 01:07:12,866 What are you doing? 865 01:07:12,970 --> 01:07:15,296 I'm opening my safe. 866 01:07:15,515 --> 01:07:19,122 I'm sewing into your chest two microfilms. 867 01:07:19,227 --> 01:07:21,875 One, a list of French collaborators. 868 01:07:21,979 --> 01:07:23,293 The other, 869 01:07:23,398 --> 01:07:27,631 a list of Swiss bank accounts containing fabulous war treasures! 870 01:07:27,735 --> 01:07:29,299 Why won't I remember? 871 01:07:29,404 --> 01:07:31,343 Thanks to this! 872 01:07:31,447 --> 01:07:35,258 A potion that erases all short-term memory. 873 01:07:39,205 --> 01:07:40,519 Intact. 874 01:07:40,623 --> 01:07:42,912 Thank you, OSS 117. 875 01:07:43,501 --> 01:07:47,359 Now you see why it had to be you who came here. 876 01:07:47,463 --> 01:07:52,249 All that best agent stuff was hogwash. But you knew it. 877 01:07:53,011 --> 01:07:55,336 Goodbye, OSS 117. 878 01:07:56,973 --> 01:07:59,058 Kill them. 879 01:08:03,813 --> 01:08:05,898 Untie him! 880 01:08:07,984 --> 01:08:10,820 I paid you'd say. Said you'd pay. 881 01:08:10,987 --> 01:08:12,801 Whatever. 882 01:08:12,905 --> 01:08:16,273 Good going, Dolores. Get the microfilm. 883 01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:20,934 It's not me. 884 01:08:21,039 --> 01:08:22,895 Who then? 885 01:08:22,999 --> 01:08:25,869 I saw. I know. But I won't say. 886 01:08:26,711 --> 01:08:28,317 Friedrich... 887 01:08:28,421 --> 01:08:30,506 My schon. 888 01:08:34,677 --> 01:08:36,763 Why? 889 01:08:38,264 --> 01:08:40,350 Kill them! 890 01:09:21,307 --> 01:09:23,393 Let's go. 891 01:09:38,241 --> 01:09:40,326 Careful, Hubert! 892 01:10:25,621 --> 01:10:27,926 Go on, be more aggressive! 893 01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:55,234 Go on! 894 01:11:20,927 --> 01:11:21,823 Look. 895 01:11:21,928 --> 01:11:24,013 No hair. 896 01:11:24,681 --> 01:11:26,766 Hair we go again! 897 01:11:26,974 --> 01:11:28,372 Your bow and arrows. 898 01:11:28,476 --> 01:11:31,312 You're right. Lets go, Dolores! 899 01:11:37,610 --> 01:11:40,003 This round's not over yet. 900 01:11:49,789 --> 01:11:51,874 Shoot, Hubert. 901 01:12:01,134 --> 01:12:03,219 I don't understang... 902 01:12:04,137 --> 01:12:06,451 Of course! It's a kiddie toy! 903 01:12:06,556 --> 01:12:08,787 Hurry, they, re getting away! 904 01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:11,019 Right! Let's tail them! 905 01:12:32,832 --> 01:12:34,917 There they are! 906 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:51,288 You drive like a man! 907 01:12:51,392 --> 01:12:54,082 We need Von Zimmel. We can't fail. 908 01:12:54,187 --> 01:12:56,272 That was a compliment. 909 01:12:56,439 --> 01:12:58,832 Israel must judge ex-Nazis. 910 01:12:59,108 --> 01:12:59,963 Of course. 911 01:13:00,068 --> 01:13:04,134 It's our responsibility. We're a modern democracy. 912 01:13:04,238 --> 01:13:06,324 You bet! 913 01:13:10,286 --> 01:13:12,184 You surprise me. 914 01:13:12,288 --> 01:13:15,103 You're dogged, brave. You never crack. 915 01:13:15,208 --> 01:13:17,293 Never chicken out. 916 01:13:17,460 --> 01:13:20,651 You're fearless, beautiful, elegant. 917 01:13:22,340 --> 01:13:25,974 It's simple: you're my female alter-ego. 918 01:13:27,804 --> 01:13:29,743 I like you. 919 01:13:29,847 --> 01:13:31,933 A lot. 920 01:13:32,350 --> 01:13:34,435 Know what I want? 921 01:13:39,774 --> 01:13:41,046 I don't get it. 922 01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:42,464 You turn me off. 923 01:13:42,568 --> 01:13:44,654 And I don't get it! 924 01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:46,134 Explain yourself. 925 01:13:46,239 --> 01:13:49,471 I'm a remedy against barbarism, a symbol of... 926 01:13:49,575 --> 01:13:51,473 You're old. Pretentious. 927 01:13:51,577 --> 01:13:53,225 A misogynist. 928 01:13:53,329 --> 01:13:56,228 Full of yourself, vain, borderline racist. 929 01:13:56,332 --> 01:14:00,586 Tacky dresser, childish, not funny. Shall I stop? 930 01:14:02,630 --> 01:14:04,716 A tacky dresser? 931 01:14:12,265 --> 01:14:14,350 It's hot in here. 932 01:14:27,363 --> 01:14:29,579 I like it when you smile. 933 01:14:30,450 --> 01:14:32,931 You have a very sweet smile. 934 01:14:35,455 --> 01:14:38,114 You must have heard it before. 935 01:14:55,516 --> 01:14:57,602 Look, they pulleg over. 936 01:14:57,769 --> 01:14:59,750 No more gas. How typical. 937 01:14:59,854 --> 01:15:02,158 The problem with Mercedes. 938 01:15:08,488 --> 01:15:09,176 Follow her. 939 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:10,052 I'll get him. 940 01:15:10,156 --> 01:15:12,179 Remember. We neeg him alive. 941 01:15:12,283 --> 01:15:14,369 Count on me. 942 01:17:21,996 --> 01:17:24,082 Where am l? 943 01:17:33,591 --> 01:17:35,677 Von Zim... 944 01:18:13,923 --> 01:18:16,009 Stop. 945 01:18:40,742 --> 01:18:42,827 Von Zim... 946 01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:14,293 Going up? 947 01:20:20,967 --> 01:20:23,052 Are you okay? 948 01:20:23,344 --> 01:20:25,430 Fine, thanks. 949 01:20:28,975 --> 01:20:30,664 Where are my clothes? 950 01:20:30,768 --> 01:20:34,209 The green leotard? It was torn. We tossed it. 951 01:20:34,313 --> 01:20:36,399 Pity. 952 01:20:36,774 --> 01:20:38,860 Got any spare clothes? 953 01:20:40,069 --> 01:20:42,374 The old gardener has some. 954 01:20:42,697 --> 01:20:45,444 But they may not be your style. 955 01:20:45,658 --> 01:20:49,647 Pertect. Not the latest fashion, but it'll do. 956 01:21:00,173 --> 01:21:02,487 Did the old geezer make a call? 957 01:21:02,592 --> 01:21:04,677 With a bit of luck... 958 01:21:11,684 --> 01:21:13,790 Doodles. They make no sense. 959 01:21:13,895 --> 01:21:15,083 Why not ask him? 960 01:21:15,188 --> 01:21:18,467 He said '8 o'clock at the Corcovado.' 961 01:21:19,901 --> 01:21:21,986 May l? - Of course. 962 01:21:30,745 --> 01:21:32,830 It's urgent. 963 01:21:37,585 --> 01:21:39,671 It's ringing. 964 01:21:41,339 --> 01:21:42,110 It's me, Hubert. 965 01:21:42,215 --> 01:21:44,780 I was worried sick. - You were anxious? 966 01:21:44,884 --> 01:21:46,969 I thought you died. 967 01:21:47,303 --> 01:21:49,201 How king. Get Carlotta? 968 01:21:49,305 --> 01:21:50,577 She's behind bars. 969 01:21:50,682 --> 01:21:54,957 Von Zimmel is meeting someone at the Corcovado at 8 o, clock. 970 01:21:55,061 --> 01:21:57,417 Let's meet at Bill's office. 971 01:21:57,522 --> 01:21:59,607 See you. Be careful. 972 01:22:07,407 --> 01:22:09,492 Bill, it's Hubert. 973 01:22:11,786 --> 01:22:13,851 Yes, probably. It's about Dolores. 974 01:22:13,955 --> 01:22:15,561 I need your help. 975 01:22:15,665 --> 01:22:18,501 Von Zimmel, the Corcovado, at 8. 976 01:22:19,210 --> 01:22:21,295 Obviously. 977 01:22:49,782 --> 01:22:51,868 Good! It's all clear. 978 01:22:52,744 --> 01:22:55,559 You, ve helped France. I'm forever grateful. 979 01:22:55,663 --> 01:22:58,061 By the way, where can I find a car? 980 01:22:58,166 --> 01:23:00,105 The old gardener has one. 981 01:23:00,209 --> 01:23:02,295 But is it your style? 982 01:24:16,244 --> 01:24:18,329 Bill? 983 01:24:43,813 --> 01:24:45,898 Dolores? 984 01:25:04,083 --> 01:25:06,169 You gave me a scare! 985 01:25:07,337 --> 01:25:09,422 What's wrong with you? 986 01:25:11,632 --> 01:25:13,280 Except for the heat. 987 01:25:13,384 --> 01:25:15,470 What is it? 988 01:25:15,553 --> 01:25:18,655 Von Zimmel is scared of the Mossad. 989 01:25:18,848 --> 01:25:23,165 He contacted the ClA in exchange for valuable information. 990 01:25:23,269 --> 01:25:25,355 Clever, Bill. 991 01:25:25,438 --> 01:25:26,960 Why protect an SS? 992 01:25:27,065 --> 01:25:29,171 Americans are against Nazis! 993 01:25:29,275 --> 01:25:31,882 The ClA isn't America, OSS 117. 994 01:25:31,986 --> 01:25:33,091 That hurts! 995 01:25:33,196 --> 01:25:35,323 Freeze or l'll slay her. 996 01:25:36,949 --> 01:25:39,431 Free her. Our countries are allies. 997 01:25:39,535 --> 01:25:43,310 We're allies only when you ask us to liberate you. 998 01:25:43,414 --> 01:25:44,645 Meaning? 999 01:25:44,749 --> 01:25:46,271 I'm sorry. 1000 01:25:46,376 --> 01:25:48,591 You liberated yourselves. 1001 01:25:50,505 --> 01:25:51,777 Chinaman behind you! 1002 01:25:51,881 --> 01:25:53,966 How old are you? 1003 01:25:56,886 --> 01:25:59,102 You kill brother in taxi. 1004 01:26:04,769 --> 01:26:07,162 Put down your gun, OSS 117! 1005 01:26:13,444 --> 01:26:16,301 Carlotta, you can still make amends. 1006 01:26:16,406 --> 01:26:20,837 The Nazi hunters and the Chinese will never let up. 1007 01:26:21,619 --> 01:26:24,101 I beg of you, think it over. 1008 01:26:31,004 --> 01:26:32,109 If you help us. 1009 01:26:32,213 --> 01:26:37,489 I'll serve as a mediator with the Prime Minister, Mr. Pompidou. 1010 01:26:37,593 --> 01:26:39,116 You'll be pardoned. 1011 01:26:39,220 --> 01:26:43,745 An international coalition will be immediately organized... 1012 01:26:43,850 --> 01:26:46,065 to create a Nazi country. 1013 01:26:48,271 --> 01:26:50,356 Like lsrael. 1014 01:27:02,201 --> 01:27:03,682 Great to see you. 1015 01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:05,309 I prayed you'd come. 1016 01:27:05,413 --> 01:27:08,562 Really? You've said two nice things now. 1017 01:27:08,666 --> 01:27:11,398 Are you sure? - The first was on the phone... 1018 01:27:11,502 --> 01:27:13,734 We're in a rush, Hubert. - You're right. 1019 01:27:13,838 --> 01:27:15,923 Come on! 1020 01:27:19,719 --> 01:27:21,804 Give me a second. 1021 01:27:24,932 --> 01:27:27,018 Don't I know you? 1022 01:27:27,393 --> 01:27:29,166 Yeah! 1023 01:27:29,270 --> 01:27:32,018 We slept together on the beach. 1024 01:27:32,857 --> 01:27:34,942 Slept together? 1025 01:27:36,194 --> 01:27:38,409 You make it sound like... 1026 01:27:54,671 --> 01:27:57,921 And what are you up to now? 1027 01:27:58,257 --> 01:28:00,650 I'm eating a candied apple. 1028 01:28:01,469 --> 01:28:03,554 Want a bite? 1029 01:28:04,430 --> 01:28:07,444 To hell with your forbidden fruit! 1030 01:28:18,945 --> 01:28:21,030 Don't worry! 1031 01:28:26,619 --> 01:28:29,012 Remember, I need him alive. 1032 01:28:29,330 --> 01:28:31,937 Surrender, Von Zimmel! It's over! 1033 01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:35,691 Trumendous is dead. Carlotta too. And the Chinaman! 1034 01:28:35,795 --> 01:28:37,880 They never met. 1035 01:28:39,340 --> 01:28:42,573 Be a man, Von Zimmel. Surrender Quietly. 1036 01:28:42,677 --> 01:28:44,762 I'g rather gie first. 1037 01:28:44,887 --> 01:28:48,412 Too bad for you, Dolores. I intend to die. 1038 01:28:48,516 --> 01:28:51,206 You killed my son, now my fiancee. 1039 01:28:51,310 --> 01:28:54,501 You stole it all. My death belongs to me! 1040 01:28:54,605 --> 01:28:55,878 He's going to shoot. 1041 01:28:55,982 --> 01:28:57,462 He's bluffing. 1042 01:28:57,567 --> 01:29:00,757 I doubt it. He knows what awaits him. 1043 01:29:01,029 --> 01:29:02,384 By the way, 1044 01:29:02,488 --> 01:29:05,059 in case you haven't noticed, 1045 01:29:06,534 --> 01:29:08,619 behind the Nazi... 1046 01:29:09,662 --> 01:29:11,330 there's also a man. 1047 01:29:11,748 --> 01:29:13,906 A man like any other. 1048 01:29:14,500 --> 01:29:16,586 A Nazi... 1049 01:29:17,420 --> 01:29:19,505 does he not have eyes? 1050 01:29:21,674 --> 01:29:23,760 A Nazi... 1051 01:29:23,926 --> 01:29:25,616 does he not have hands? 1052 01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:28,493 You're right. I think he's sincere. 1053 01:29:28,598 --> 01:29:30,683 He's desperate. 1054 01:29:31,893 --> 01:29:33,749 If you prick us, 1055 01:29:33,853 --> 01:29:35,938 do we not bleed? 1056 01:29:36,647 --> 01:29:38,806 If you tickle us, 1057 01:29:39,442 --> 01:29:41,527 do we not laugh? 1058 01:29:42,195 --> 01:29:44,686 And if you poison us, 1059 01:29:45,031 --> 01:29:47,736 do we not die? 1060 01:29:51,704 --> 01:29:53,310 Magnificent. 1061 01:29:53,414 --> 01:29:55,500 Beautiful worgs. 1062 01:29:55,583 --> 01:29:57,976 Beautiful and overwhelming. 1063 01:29:58,670 --> 01:30:00,755 I'm an old man... 1064 01:30:01,255 --> 01:30:05,155 I'm 46. My life is over. You've taken it all. 1065 01:30:05,426 --> 01:30:08,262 I'll go around. - Leave it to me. 1066 01:30:09,764 --> 01:30:11,849 Farewell, OSS 117. 1067 01:30:13,351 --> 01:30:14,498 That's enough! 1068 01:30:14,602 --> 01:30:17,668 For France, turn over the microfilm! 1069 01:30:17,772 --> 01:30:20,697 And for lsrael, turn yourself in! 1070 01:30:22,694 --> 01:30:24,779 What now? 1071 01:30:26,364 --> 01:30:29,909 He's going to plunge from Christ's arm! 1072 01:30:30,076 --> 01:30:33,183 Not if we stop him from taking the plunge! 1073 01:30:33,287 --> 01:30:35,503 And your fear of heights? 1074 01:30:36,207 --> 01:30:38,355 Each of us must conquer his fears. 1075 01:30:38,459 --> 01:30:40,545 Yours is Nazis. 1076 01:30:41,254 --> 01:30:43,339 Mine is trapeze. 1077 01:31:35,975 --> 01:31:38,040 Halt, Von Zimmel! Surrenger! 1078 01:31:38,144 --> 01:31:39,541 Surrender? 1079 01:31:39,645 --> 01:31:42,336 Find something more persuasive, old pal. 1080 01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:46,340 And try not to get one of your dizzy spells. 1081 01:31:48,363 --> 01:31:52,883 You'll have to move forward despite your vertigo... 1082 01:32:29,362 --> 01:32:31,134 It was an accigent! 1083 01:32:31,239 --> 01:32:33,944 A simple trapeze accident! 1084 01:32:39,330 --> 01:32:42,117 Farewell... OSS 117. 1085 01:32:59,726 --> 01:33:01,811 Let go of me! 1086 01:33:02,020 --> 01:33:03,041 Let go! 1087 01:33:03,146 --> 01:33:04,793 Not this time! 1088 01:33:04,897 --> 01:33:08,088 Wilkommen in lsrael, Herr Protessor! 1089 01:33:09,694 --> 01:33:11,300 Bravo, Hubert. 1090 01:33:11,404 --> 01:33:14,417 To the spy and the trapeze artist. 1091 01:33:14,866 --> 01:33:16,805 Thanks for saving his life. 1092 01:33:16,909 --> 01:33:18,223 It's nothing. 1093 01:33:18,327 --> 01:33:21,961 I'm proud to help an lsraeli save a Nazi. 1094 01:33:22,081 --> 01:33:23,437 I see it as a sign. 1095 01:33:23,541 --> 01:33:27,941 Why not hope for reconciliation between Jews and Nazis? 1096 01:33:28,046 --> 01:33:30,360 Something about you baffles me. 1097 01:33:30,465 --> 01:33:32,154 What? 1098 01:33:32,258 --> 01:33:34,344 This. 1099 01:33:38,348 --> 01:33:40,433 Happy, Noel. 1100 01:34:31,901 --> 01:34:32,923 Hello, boss. 1101 01:34:33,027 --> 01:34:34,591 Hello, Hubert. Bravo! 1102 01:34:34,696 --> 01:34:38,011 We got the microfilm without even paying. 1103 01:34:38,116 --> 01:34:39,054 Hats off! 1104 01:34:39,158 --> 01:34:41,244 Thank God you sent me. 1105 01:34:44,372 --> 01:34:48,803 Want to show me a movie? - lt's broken. Tough luck. 1106 01:34:50,294 --> 01:34:53,662 I want to discuss... something irksome. 1107 01:34:54,507 --> 01:34:56,446 It's probably nothing but... 1108 01:34:56,551 --> 01:35:00,362 your name was on the list of collaborators. 1109 01:35:00,847 --> 01:35:02,932 I heard that. 1110 01:35:05,685 --> 01:35:07,374 Trying times... 1111 01:35:07,478 --> 01:35:09,564 Trying times... 1112 01:35:12,108 --> 01:35:14,235 But what's past is past. 1113 01:35:15,486 --> 01:35:18,943 France needs to forget. To move forward. 1114 01:35:20,366 --> 01:35:22,139 Yes, no doubt. 1115 01:35:22,452 --> 01:35:24,266 Now I feel reassured. 1116 01:35:24,370 --> 01:35:26,497 I've thought of you too. 1117 01:35:28,374 --> 01:35:29,354 You mean? 1118 01:35:29,459 --> 01:35:31,544 The Legion of Honor. 1119 01:35:33,880 --> 01:35:37,029 I spoke to the Prime Minister, Mr. Pompidou. 1120 01:35:37,133 --> 01:35:39,260 It can happen this week. 1121 01:35:46,768 --> 01:35:49,541 Thank you, Armand. I'm speechless. 1122 01:35:49,645 --> 01:35:51,460 So don't speak. 1123 01:35:51,564 --> 01:35:53,045 You're not vain. 1124 01:35:53,149 --> 01:35:54,505 Of course I'm not. 1125 01:35:54,609 --> 01:35:56,694 Of course! 1126 01:35:56,903 --> 01:35:58,717 Let's get down to business. 1127 01:35:58,821 --> 01:36:01,845 You have another mission. To China, no less. 1128 01:36:01,949 --> 01:36:03,347 A man named Lee... 1129 01:36:03,451 --> 01:36:07,351 took 50 French hostages and will negotiate only with you. 1130 01:36:07,455 --> 01:36:08,644 One condition. 1131 01:36:08,748 --> 01:36:10,270 Deal. What is it? 1132 01:36:10,375 --> 01:36:12,460 I pick my own name. 1133 01:36:15,213 --> 01:36:18,847 For Mr. Lee, I can grant you some lee-way. 1134 01:36:26,849 --> 01:36:28,935 Lee-ve it to me! 1135 01:36:33,189 --> 01:36:35,493 Although it's not lee-gal. 1136 01:36:43,950 --> 01:36:46,035 Be lee-nient! 1137 01:36:47,203 --> 01:36:49,951 I think we've about covereg it. 1138 01:36:53,292 --> 01:36:55,378 You're right. 1139 01:36:58,798 --> 01:37:00,883 Follow the lee-der. 1140 01:37:05,638 --> 01:37:07,411 It's very strange. 1141 01:37:07,724 --> 01:37:10,831 Unintentionally, I just used Jewish humor. 1142 01:37:10,935 --> 01:37:13,021 Really? What's that? 1143 01:37:13,855 --> 01:37:19,084 It's when it's not funny and there's no mention of sausages.