1 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:18,596 Hey, watch it! 2 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:35,447 Aw, come on. 3 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:45,756 Hey, Mike. 4 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:49,885 - Hey, Larry. How you doin'? - Have you seen Nicky? 5 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:51,964 I'm pretty sure he went home with Erica. 6 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,397 It was a half day today. Parent Career Day. 7 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,940 - Hey. - Hey. Come on in. 8 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,611 - You all right? - Yeah, yeah. 9 00:04:07,713 --> 00:04:10,080 Why didn't anybody tell me it was Career Day? 10 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:12,515 What do you mean? Nicky said he was gonna tell you. 11 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,486 Oh, okay. I guess he forgot. 12 00:04:16,588 --> 00:04:17,988 - There he is. - Hey. 13 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,719 - How are you, Larry? - Good. How you doin', Don? 14 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,525 Good. 15 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:26,622 Can you believe this weather? 16 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,633 Chilly, right? 17 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:32,330 Chilly, chilly, Chilly Willy the Penguin. 18 00:04:33,438 --> 00:04:35,703 My phone. Leave me alone. 19 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:38,242 Hey, why don't I go tell the little corncob you're here? 20 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:40,369 Great. Great. That's great. Yeah. Thanks. 21 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:46,041 Your fiancé really manages to squeeze a lot onto that belt. 22 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:48,552 - Stop it. - What? What? 23 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:52,716 No, it's like he's the Batman of stockbrokers. 24 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,726 - Bond trader. - Bond trader. Sorry. 25 00:04:55,828 --> 00:05:00,162 Hey, how's it going with that virtual reality driving range that you wanted to open? 26 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:03,394 Gettin' there. Still waitin' for the technology to catch up with the idea. 27 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,061 I mean, it's not easy. There are a lot of moving parts. 28 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:10,401 Hey, do you think... you think Nick would like Queens? 29 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:14,071 Oh, no. Larry, you didn't get evicted again, did you? 30 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:18,310 I didn't... get evicted. I didn't get evicted, no. 31 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,909 I mean I didn't... No, I didn't get evicted yet. 32 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:22,920 - It's like... - All right, listen to me. 33 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,217 I don't know how much more of this Nicky can take. 34 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,555 Every couple months, it's a new career, a new apartment. 35 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,993 If it wasn't for Nicky, I wouldn't say anything. I would stay out of it. 36 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,895 It's just... It's too much instability. It's not good for him. 37 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,560 I'm trying to figure things out right now, okay? 38 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,741 You know... 39 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,505 I... I don't... I don't think that Nicky should stay with you. 40 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:50,241 - What? - Well, just until you get really settled. 41 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,841 Hey, Dad. 42 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:56,046 - Hey. Ready to carve it up? - Cool. 43 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:01,825 - You're such a chicken! - All right! Good! 44 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,522 - Get in front of it! - Take it, Nicky! Break away! 45 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,101 - What are you doin'? - Hey! Hey, Nicky! 46 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,763 - Get off the ice! - Are you all right? 47 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,807 - You okay? - I'm fine. Would you get off the ice? 48 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:18,308 Listen up. Their left defenseman is a very weak skater. 49 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,403 You go to the left side, you got a clear shot at the goal. Okay? 50 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:23,744 - Cool. Thanks. - All right, man. 51 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,579 - Come on! - We're good here. 52 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:29,883 He's good. All right. As you were, skaters. 53 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:31,182 Game on. 54 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:34,887 - That's a good shot, kid! - I'm good. 55 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:37,622 I'm tellin' you, man. You tore it up out there today. 56 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,994 I'm thinkin' the NHL is a serious possibility. 57 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:43,034 Yeah, I don't really wanna be a hockey player anymore. 58 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:48,130 - All right. What do you wanna be? - A bond trader. 59 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:52,436 - A bond trader? - Yeah, it's what Don does. 60 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,773 He took me to his office last week. 61 00:06:55,782 --> 00:07:00,014 That's cool. So what? You wanna dress up in a monkey suit and tie every day? 62 00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:02,281 Like an automaton robot? 63 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:06,856 Trust me. You can't play hockey in a cubicle. Kinda awkward. 64 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:09,359 Well, he's got a pretty big office. 65 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:12,590 That's not the point. Come on. You love hockey. 66 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:16,099 I still like it, but bond trading's my fallback. 67 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,693 Your fallback? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 68 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:20,932 You're too young to have a fallback, okay, Nicky? 69 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,702 And also, where did you ever even hear that word? 70 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:26,938 Mom was talking to Don about all your different schemes. 71 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:31,540 - She called them schemes? - She said it was time you found a fallback. 72 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,222 Are you really moving again? 73 00:07:40,292 --> 00:07:41,760 I don't know. We'll see. 74 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:45,194 I mean, there are some pretty cool places out in Queens. 75 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,233 - Yeah. - Hey. 76 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:51,326 Hey, Nicky, look at me. 77 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:53,905 Look at me, man. I wanna tell you somethin'. 78 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:56,839 I know that things have been kinda up and down for me lately... 79 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:58,843 and that's been hard for you. 80 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,175 But I really feel like my moment's coming... 81 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,010 and when it does, everything's just gonna come together. 82 00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:06,550 - You know? - What if you're wrong... 83 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:10,315 and you're just an ordinary guy who should get a job? 84 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:18,496 All right. Well... 85 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,202 You know what? We'll figure it out, okay? 86 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,361 All right? 87 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:27,905 Come on. Let's get you back to Mom's. Come on. 88 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,945 Mr. Daley, I can honestly say, in 43 years at this agency... 89 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:41,519 I've never seen a résumé quite like yours. 90 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:44,351 All right! 91 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,585 That wasn't a compliment. 92 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:52,460 It says here you were the C.E.O. of Snaptime Industries. 93 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,465 Care to elaborate on that? 94 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:59,869 Sure. Well, that was the umbrella corporation for my invention, the Snapper. 95 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:03,271 You know, you snap, lights come on. Snap, they come off. 96 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,674 Didn't they already make that? 97 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:09,306 No, no. That's the Clapper... 98 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:12,407 which, obviously, stole a bit of our thunder. 99 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:15,419 Personally, I don't really see what the big difference is. 100 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,955 I mean... You know, whatever. 101 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,957 But apparently... 102 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,459 there is a significant portion of the population... 103 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,588 that has trouble actually snapping. 104 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,598 Clapping's easier. 105 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:30,294 Debatable. 106 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,735 I can't help you. 107 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:35,602 Debbie? Can I call you Debbie? 108 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:39,109 'Cause I felt a connection when I entered this office. 109 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:42,112 And I don't know. I feel like you did too. 110 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:44,739 I didn't feel a connection. 111 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:49,654 Look. 112 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:53,589 I need a job tomorrow, okay? 113 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,593 If I don't have one... 114 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,595 I just need it, okay? 115 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:01,496 Well, I don't know. I... 116 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,660 I might have one thing. 117 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:08,536 They've turned down everyone I've sent over there, but... 118 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,610 - Great. - Who knows? 119 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:15,180 You might get lucky. 120 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:51,513 - Excuse me. Hi. - Hi. 121 00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:56,384 I'm Larry Daley. I've got a job interview with Cecil Fredericks. 122 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,925 - Right. He should still be in his office. - Great. 123 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:03,587 - I'm Rebecca Hutman. I'm a docent here. - Hi. 124 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:07,393 - Well, let me point you in the right direction. - Please. 125 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,663 Teddy Roosevelt, right? 126 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,670 Yes, a great visionary. 127 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:16,333 Yes, definitely. He was our fourth president, right? 128 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,342 - Twenty-sixth. - Twenty-sixth. 129 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,776 Please don't touch the exhibits! 130 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,678 - Get down. - I mean... Riffraff. 131 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:27,378 Miss Hutman, I cannot tolerate this type of chaos. 132 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:29,386 I mean, this is a museum, not a... 133 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,855 Do you know what museum means? 134 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:38,862 It doesn't mean, ooh, Daddy, it's a big tyrannosaurus thing! 135 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:41,023 Can I touch its leg? No! It... 136 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,101 Work it out, please. 137 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,568 - Will do, sir. - Thank you. 138 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,806 Dr. McPhee, the museum director. 139 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:50,933 Seems like a fun guy. 140 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:54,004 Control your young, please! Can we? 141 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:06,525 Hello? 142 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:11,695 - I'm just kidding. - Hi. I'm Larry Daley. 143 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,890 Are you Mr. Fredericks? 144 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,365 Mr. Fredericks was my father. I am Cecil. 145 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,994 Good to meet you, Larry. Nice, firm handshake. 146 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:22,404 I like that. Tells a lot about a man. Come on in. 147 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,999 Okay. 148 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:30,281 - Let's talk turkey here. - Okay. 149 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:35,417 The museum is losing money, hand over fist. 150 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:39,617 I guess kids today don't care about wax figures or stuffed animals. 151 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:43,957 So they're downsizing, which is code for firing... 152 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,963 myself and the other two night guards. 153 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:48,771 They want to replace us with one new guard. 154 00:12:48,796 --> 00:12:49,796 Oh, sorry. 155 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,270 Well, what are you gonna do? 156 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:56,808 I'd like you to meet my two colleagues here. Reginald? 157 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,809 Gus? 158 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:02,870 Where is he? I'll beat him with my fist! 159 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:06,713 Gus, this is Larry Daley, the kid who wants to be the new night guard. 160 00:13:08,119 --> 00:13:09,344 Night guard? 161 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,720 No, no. The lady at the agency said this was a museum position. 162 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,988 Most important position in the museum, Larry. 163 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,960 He looks like a weirdy. 164 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:21,123 Wonderful guard, terrible people skills. 165 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,634 Now listen, lunch box, don't try anything funny. 166 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:28,002 I once went nine rounds with John L. Sullivan. 167 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,974 You never fought John L. Sullivan in your life. 168 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,738 Gentlemen, we have a job candidate here. 169 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:37,976 He's got an excellent résumé, a winning attitude, and I say let's give him a shot. 170 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,074 - What do you say? - Hang on a sec. 171 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,212 I think I might wanna have a little time just to think it over. 172 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,257 Do you want the job or not, snack shack? 173 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,394 No, no. I want the job. I... 174 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,930 Welcome to the night guards, Larry. 175 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,500 Larry, meet me up on the second floor. 176 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:59,867 I'll slip into my orthopedics and give you a little tour. Arthritic knees. 177 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:03,464 Not fun gettin' old, my friend. Go on. 178 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:13,677 You really think he's the one? 179 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,720 Oh, yes. 180 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,789 He's the one. 181 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,836 Gotta keep it moving, Larry. I'm pretty spry for an old man. 182 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:38,376 This is the Diorama Room. 183 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,377 Oh, yeah. 184 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:43,448 I remember these little guys. 185 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,074 Cute. 186 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,955 Cecil! 187 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,851 Hey, Cecil! 188 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,573 Did I get you good! 189 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,269 Yeah. You got me. 190 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,215 Seriously, though, no foolin' around in here. 191 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:22,981 This stuff is really old. All right then. 192 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,922 As you can see, it's pretty quiet in here these days. 193 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:30,462 On your left there is your Attila the Hun. 194 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:35,028 And here we have our Easter Island head. 195 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,503 Hey, Cecil. 196 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:44,766 And this, of course, is the Hall of African Mammals. 197 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,777 Ah, yes. 198 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,273 Ooh, monkeys. I love monkeys. 199 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,785 - Yeah. - That guy's cute. 200 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,720 Yeah, we call him Dexter. 201 00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:01,987 He's quite a little ball of fun, aren't you, Dexter? 202 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,657 Moving on. 203 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:12,732 And, finally, this is the temple of the pharaoh Ahkmenrah. 204 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,840 And in that tomb right down there... 205 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,843 the pharaoh himself. 206 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,845 Neat. 207 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:27,112 And hanging on the wall behind him was his most prized possession... 208 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,813 the Tablet of Ahkmenrah. 209 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:33,014 Twenty-four-karat gold. It's worth a fortune. 210 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,220 - Very cool. - It is indeed, Larry. 211 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,820 Very cool. 212 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,603 All right. 213 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:48,639 Report here at 5:00 tomorrow. We'll walk you through your duties. 214 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,709 Okay. 5:00. I'll be here. 215 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,777 Moving on. 216 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:57,578 Hey, it's me. So I got a job. 217 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,015 Oh, Larry, that's great. What is it? 218 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:04,317 It's a... it's a job at the... 219 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,202 at the Museum of Natural History. 220 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,254 Yeah. So you can tell Nicky that we won't be moving. 221 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,262 - Larry, this is good news. - Yeah, no, definitely. 222 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,264 - So I'll see you tomorrow? - Okay. 223 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,266 Okay. Bye. 224 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,742 Larry. 225 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,973 Your keys. Your torch. 226 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:30,728 Right. 227 00:17:30,753 --> 00:17:33,337 You're gonna want to strap those to your belt. 228 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,717 Now, it can get a little spooky around here at night... 229 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,051 so you might want to put a few lights on. 230 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,091 All right. Flashlight, keys. 231 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,524 What am I for... 232 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,557 The instruction manual. 233 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:51,261 Instructions. You start with one, two, three... 234 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,305 - Four? - Are you crackin' wise? 235 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:58,001 I ought to punch you in the nose, hopscotch. 236 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,079 Leave him alone, Gus. You got it covered, right, Larry? 237 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,581 - Yeah, yeah, I got it. - You better get it! 238 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:09,950 Gus. Larry, do 'em in order, do 'em all and do 'em quick. 239 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:15,083 And the most important thing of all to remember, don't let anything in or out. 240 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:18,163 - Out? - Good luck, son. 241 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,858 - Night, Gus. - Young buck, crackin' wise. 242 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,935 Moving on. 243 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:02,065 Hello? Hello! 244 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:05,871 Check! Check! 245 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:10,575 I am Larry. 246 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,708 Check! Larry! L... Larry. 247 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,458 Monday! Monday! Monday! 248 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,825 Monster truck rally! 249 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,946 Cecil? 250 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,914 Okay, very funny, Cecil! 251 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,945 What is this, like a David Copperfield thing? 252 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,199 This is weird. 253 00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,210 Cecil? 254 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:12,422 Come on! Revolve! Revolve! 255 00:22:26,277 --> 00:22:27,506 Name, please? 256 00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:30,445 Cecil... Fredericks! 257 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:33,347 One moment. Connecting. 258 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,215 - Hello? - Cecil! It's Larry Daley! 259 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,280 Larry. Yes? How can I help you? 260 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,189 The dinosaur... The dinosaur's alive! 261 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,955 I'm havin' a little trouble hearin' you, friend. 262 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:47,520 The dinosaur's alive! What do I do? Just tell me what to do! 263 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:50,897 Read the instructions. It explains everything. 264 00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:54,369 Okay, I got 'em! 265 00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:57,633 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Wait! Wait! 266 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,878 Number one, throw the bone. What bone? 267 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:07,877 Fetch? 268 00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,185 Play fetch? 269 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,376 No way. 270 00:24:48,419 --> 00:24:49,319 Hey! 271 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:52,015 - Dum-dum. - Yes? 272 00:24:52,123 --> 00:24:54,387 - You give me gum-gum. - I give you gum-gum? 273 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,587 You new dum-dum. You give me gum-gum. 274 00:24:57,696 --> 00:25:01,132 Gee. Okay. You know what? I have no gum-gum. 275 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,428 Sorry. And my name isn't dum-dum. My name's Larry. 276 00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:06,231 No, your name dum-dum. 277 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:10,775 Oh, you in trouble, dum-dum. 278 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:13,504 You better run-run from Attila the Hun-Hun! 279 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:19,349 See you later, dum-dum. 280 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,287 What is happening? 281 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,488 Hey. 282 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,566 How you doing? 283 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:48,269 Are you... You're... 284 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:51,308 Sak... Sakagawa... waya? 285 00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:52,967 You're Sakagawaya? 286 00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:55,945 Oh, Sakagawea. You're Sakagawea? 287 00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:59,210 The glass. I can't... 288 00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:02,878 You... You can't... 289 00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:07,448 You can't hear me? Excuse me. Who assisted the Lewis and Clark... 290 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:11,051 Right. So that's Lewis and Clark, and you're... Right. 291 00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:13,130 You seem... I'm Larry. 292 00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:17,190 What's going on? What's... Do you know what's going on here? 293 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:21,136 Huns! I gotta... 294 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:03,944 Number two, lock up the lions or they'll eat you. 295 00:28:06,785 --> 00:28:09,310 Hey! Hi! 296 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:11,355 Tin Man! Hey. Hi. How you doin'? 297 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:14,857 I'm new here, and it says I'm supposed to lock up the lions or they'll eat me. 298 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:20,260 - You're Galileo? No? - Turista. 299 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:43,717 Okay. Hey. I'm the... 300 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:48,657 Hi. I'm the new guy... 301 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,041 and I'm just lockin' up. 302 00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:56,465 So if it's cool with you, I'm just gonna get my paperwork and... 303 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,765 be out of your hair, okay? 304 00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:59,663 Double-check your belt. The monkey probably stole your keys. 305 00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:01,664 Monkey. 306 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,300 Hey. Hey, there. 307 00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:08,395 Hi. What's your name? Your name is... 308 00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:11,407 No, no, no. Come back. Come back. 309 00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:13,534 Dewey? Is that your name? Dewey? 310 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:17,672 No, no, no. What's... Dewey? Dexter? Dexter. Dexter, right? 311 00:30:17,782 --> 00:30:20,046 Hey, Dexter, you want to give me those keys? 312 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,642 I just want to lock up. 313 00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:24,745 Yes. Oh, good. Come to papa. 314 00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:27,381 Oh, thank you. Can I have those keys? 315 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,585 Oh, good. What a good boy. 316 00:30:29,694 --> 00:30:31,685 That's okay. Oh, thank you. 317 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:33,696 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's okay. 318 00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:35,698 Thank you very, very much. 319 00:30:57,989 --> 00:31:01,254 Bad monkey! Stop that! That's not right! 320 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:02,919 Are you done? 321 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:06,997 Do you have an issue with me, huh? Do you have an issue with me? 322 00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:09,965 'Cause if I have a problem with somebody, I don't pee on them, okay? 323 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:13,401 All right? And also... Let me tell you something. These keys? 324 00:31:14,199 --> 00:31:16,725 Hey! Dexter, that's not funny! Give 'em back! 325 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,708 Dexter! Dexter! Give... 326 00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:22,903 Don't. I know what you're thinking. Don't do it. 327 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,214 Not a good idea. 328 00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:27,780 Not... Dexter, I need those! 329 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,411 Hey, don't encourage him! You think you're funny for your friends, huh? 330 00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:33,786 You three, you think you got... What, he's the ringleader, and you're like a little audience? 331 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,417 Yeah, no! Don't do it! Okay? Lookit! Look... 332 00:31:36,527 --> 00:31:38,290 You! 333 00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:52,905 This is not happening. 334 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,220 Oh, man. 335 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,007 What are you guys doing? 336 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:34,277 I can't feel my lip. 337 00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:37,280 Oh, shit. 338 00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:42,590 Man! 339 00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:08,677 Hey. Hey. 340 00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:12,422 Hey, stop that! 341 00:33:17,193 --> 00:33:19,192 Hogtie him, boys! 342 00:33:20,297 --> 00:33:21,060 Get him! 343 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,326 Get that big old Bocephus of a man! 344 00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:26,267 - Hey, what are you doing? - Cinch him up real good! 345 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:29,101 - You ain't so big now, are you, boy? - Hey! Hey, stop that! 346 00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:35,745 Every night, year after year... 347 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:39,112 one of you guards locks us up in these boxes! 348 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:42,516 Well, I hereby say, sir, enough! 349 00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:46,420 Fire up the iron horse, boys. 350 00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:55,689 Hey, blondie. 351 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,361 - Name's Jedidiah! - All right, Jedidiah. Stop the train, please! 352 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:01,734 That's a big no-can-do, crackerjack. 353 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:04,569 - What's going on here, huh? - Somebody's gotta pay. 354 00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:07,644 - Pay for what? - I don't know! Just pay! 355 00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:11,146 Now stop whining and just take it like a man! 356 00:34:14,485 --> 00:34:16,749 Seriously, stop the train. 357 00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:19,789 - All right. Stop the train! - Thank you. 358 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,984 Now full speed ahead and ram him! 359 00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:23,958 Split his head like a watermelon! 360 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,823 For crying out loud! 361 00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:31,891 - All right. That's enough. - We got a breach! 362 00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:44,743 I got him! I got him, guys! I got him! 363 00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:52,745 - Oh, my... - Prepare the catapults. 364 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:57,487 Whoa, Octavius, hold on. This ain't your fight. This here giant's on our land. 365 00:34:57,595 --> 00:35:00,155 Hey, hey, little guy. Jed. Yeah. 366 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,323 Sorry. Look, I just... I'm not a giant, okay? 367 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:05,129 - I'm just like an average size... - Don't talk down to me! 368 00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:08,433 I'm not a giant, guys. All right? You guys are really little. 369 00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:12,976 We may be small, but our hearts are large... 370 00:35:13,077 --> 00:35:14,977 metaphorically speaking. 371 00:35:15,079 --> 00:35:17,479 Don't take that the wrong way. I'm just saying you're miniatures. 372 00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:20,484 Silence! The Roman Empire knows no boundaries. 373 00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:21,133 Steady, men! 374 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:23,312 - Don't you do it, son. - Do what? 375 00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:24,888 - Octavius! - Don't do what? 376 00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:28,516 Unleash hell! 377 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,390 Fire! 378 00:35:34,464 --> 00:35:35,432 Fire! 379 00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:43,336 Climb aboard, boy. Take the hand, son. 380 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:49,042 On board. 381 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:52,412 That's right! You better run, boy! You hear Jedidiah? 382 00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:57,045 That mustachioed horseman ain't always gonna be there to protect you! You hear me? 383 00:35:59,999 --> 00:36:00,833 Thank you. 384 00:36:00,858 --> 00:36:02,826 Not at all. Theodore Roosevelt... 385 00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:06,158 26th president of these United States of America, at your service. 386 00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:08,164 Okay. 387 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:11,235 I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard. 388 00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:15,829 Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence Daley! 389 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:19,933 You'll have to excuse me though. The hunt is afoot. 390 00:36:20,044 --> 00:36:22,774 Hunt's afoot. 391 00:36:23,999 --> 00:36:27,136 Excuse me. Mr. President, can I ask you something? 392 00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:29,709 - Yes, but just one question. - All right. Okay. 393 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:32,220 Why? Is it like just some, like, three-wishes kind of deal? 394 00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:37,720 Not at all. Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. 395 00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:41,855 A man must look inward to find his own answers. How can I be of help? 396 00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:44,434 All right. Well, I... I don't really know how to put this... 397 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:46,435 and please don't take it the wrong way... 398 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:49,335 but isn't everything in this museum supposed to be, you know... 399 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,340 Dead? 400 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:54,810 - Yeah. - Follow me. 401 00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:58,981 Yell all you want, pharaoh! 402 00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:03,952 You've been in there 54 years! You're not getting out tonight! 403 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,717 There's the source of all this commotion. 404 00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:10,157 The Tablet of Ahkmenrah. 405 00:37:10,261 --> 00:37:14,891 Arrived here in 1952 from the Nile expedition. 406 00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:16,899 On that night... 407 00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:21,495 everything in this museum came to life. 408 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:24,404 And every night since. 409 00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:32,014 So everything in the museum comes to life every night? 410 00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:34,107 Exactly. 411 00:37:34,218 --> 00:37:37,051 And I'm supposed to do what? 412 00:37:37,154 --> 00:37:39,145 You're the night watchman, Lawrence. 413 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,384 A venerable position in this institution. 414 00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:45,860 - Come on, lad. - All right. Okay. 415 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:47,988 - This is impossible. - Nothing's impossible. 416 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,158 If it can be dreamed, it can be done. 417 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:53,260 Hence, the 20-foot jackal staring at you right now. Don't make eye contact! 418 00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:57,068 Your job is to make sure that everyone stays inside the museum... 419 00:37:57,174 --> 00:38:01,838 because if the sun rises and anyone's on the outside, we turn to dust. 420 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,710 - You turn to dust? - Dust. 421 00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:06,715 - Really? - Really. 422 00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:10,309 Now it's almost dawn. I shall help you restore order tonight. 423 00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:14,050 But mark my words, it's the last time I shall ever do so. Is that clear? 424 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:16,592 Yeah. I mean... 425 00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:18,662 I mean, I guess. I don't... 426 00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:21,789 Stop babbling, boy! Yes or no? 427 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:23,924 - Yes. - Good! 428 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,003 Let's ride. 429 00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:39,346 All right. So, the Hall of Reptiles is secure. 430 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:49,652 What are you looking at? 431 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:55,491 I'm tracking, dear boy. 432 00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:58,397 A man's got to track. Welcome to the family, Lawrence. 433 00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:03,667 - See you tomorrow night. - Well... actually, I gotta be honest. 434 00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:07,039 - I don't think I'm coming back. - What? You've only just begun. 435 00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:10,170 - Yeah. Well, this is not exactly what I... - Lawrence. 436 00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:10,734 Yeah? 437 00:39:10,759 --> 00:39:12,569 What did you do before you took this post? 438 00:39:12,999 --> 00:39:14,743 Well, I've done a lot of different things. 439 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:17,047 I invented this thing called the Snapper. 440 00:39:17,154 --> 00:39:19,122 Did you give up on that as well? 441 00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:21,521 No. I didn't. No, I just hit a few roadblocks. 442 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:23,115 - You might've heard of the Clapper. - Lawrence. 443 00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:26,355 - Yes, sir. - Some men are born great. 444 00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:29,592 Others have greatness thrust upon them. 445 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:33,693 For you, this is that very moment. 446 00:40:00,364 --> 00:40:03,060 Bully! Gotcha, boy. 447 00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:05,727 Yeah. You got me. 448 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,840 Say hello to your little friend! 449 00:40:10,941 --> 00:40:13,136 - Hey! - What are you doing? 450 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,680 Put me down! I don't like to be manhandled! 451 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:19,978 - Just calm down, Jed. - It doesn't feel good! 452 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:23,815 - It makes me feel small and powerless. - You done? 453 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:25,821 I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. 454 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:28,949 In your dadgum eye. 455 00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:31,493 Yeah, keep shootin'. Nothing's gonna happen. 456 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,257 Now you know my shame. 457 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:37,300 Jedidiah's impotent rage. 458 00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:39,801 His guns don't fire. Take me away. 459 00:40:39,904 --> 00:40:42,566 This ain't over! You ain't seen the last of me! 460 00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:44,834 Yeah, I don't wanna hear it, okay? 461 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,002 Duck! 462 00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:52,377 The bigger they are, the harder they fall. 463 00:40:52,483 --> 00:40:54,383 This is not worth $11.50 an hour. 464 00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:57,511 Look, the giant's scared. There's a bigger giant runnin' around. 465 00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:37,493 Hello! 466 00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,563 Larry? 467 00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:42,666 Larry? 468 00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:50,934 Oh, don't do that! We're too old for surprises. 469 00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,874 Really? I thought you liked surprises. Like how you surprised me... 470 00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:56,776 with the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night! 471 00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:58,781 That little sweetheart. 472 00:41:58,883 --> 00:42:01,511 Larry, we wanted to tell you. You never would have believed us. 473 00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,348 Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight? 474 00:42:03,373 --> 00:42:03,804 What? 475 00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:06,328 I said, do you have any idea what I've been through tonight? 476 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,257 Keep a lid on it, butterscotch! 477 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:12,022 I don't even know if what happened was real or not, but I did not sign up for this. 478 00:42:12,129 --> 00:42:16,429 I just need a regular job that... that is not life-threatening and pays my bills. 479 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:21,062 So thank you very much, and I left my uniform in the office, and I will be seeing you. 480 00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:23,000 Larry! 481 00:42:28,646 --> 00:42:31,080 - Dad. - Hey. 482 00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:33,479 Hey, buddy. What are you guys doin' here? 483 00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:35,484 Erica had to be in court early this morning... 484 00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:37,486 so I'm taking Mr. Big Stuff here to school. 485 00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:40,410 But he wanted to swing by to see you in the new job. 486 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,420 It's so awesome that you're working here. 487 00:42:43,527 --> 00:42:46,758 Hey, Niko, want to take a little look-a-doo inside? 488 00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,832 Maybe your dad will give you a V.I.P. tour. 489 00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:51,663 You know what? We're pretty slammed this morning. 490 00:42:51,769 --> 00:42:56,138 Yeah, but, Nicky, I promise, I'll... I'll show you around soon, okay? Deal? 491 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,969 - Deal. - All right. 492 00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,134 - Bye, Dad. - Bye. 493 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:02,178 - Love you. - Love you too, buddy. 494 00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:04,247 Bye now. All right. 495 00:43:33,577 --> 00:43:35,477 Hey, Larry. 496 00:43:35,579 --> 00:43:38,412 So, I was thinkin' maybe I'll give it one more night. 497 00:43:38,515 --> 00:43:41,006 I'm glad you came around. Welcome back. 498 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:43,552 You! New night guard, here, now. 499 00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:54,196 - What's up? - What's up? 500 00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:58,758 Well, take a walk with me, and I'll show you, Mr. What's Up. Come on. 501 00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:04,869 So, would you kindly do me the favor of explaining this? 502 00:44:08,712 --> 00:44:09,912 Okay. 503 00:44:10,914 --> 00:44:15,316 I'm guessing... and I'm just spitballing here, but... 504 00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:18,513 looks like that Roman dude got cocky and climbed over into the Wild West. 505 00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:21,489 And that cowboy knows the Roman dude wants to take over his territory... 506 00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:24,493 so he rounded up a posse and put him in the stockade. 507 00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:28,927 Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. 508 00:44:29,033 --> 00:44:31,900 No is the answer. 509 00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:37,338 Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box. I wasn't laughing. 510 00:44:37,441 --> 00:44:41,844 I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. 511 00:44:41,945 --> 00:44:44,778 Do you? 512 00:44:44,882 --> 00:44:47,043 No. 513 00:44:47,151 --> 00:44:50,177 I don't want a... No, I don't want a battle of humor. 514 00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:53,279 No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. 515 00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:55,449 Nothing funny about Little Bighorn. 516 00:44:58,128 --> 00:45:02,531 No. I find it about as funny as a fancist. 517 00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:04,601 It's not funny. Okay? 518 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:08,570 And I will not stand for this type of blatant s... 519 00:45:09,773 --> 00:45:12,571 If I'm not clear, tell me. 520 00:45:14,478 --> 00:45:16,537 Am I clear? 521 00:45:16,647 --> 00:45:18,547 - Yeah. - Yeah. 522 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,120 Hey, Cecil. 523 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:28,055 You got an extra copy of that instruction manual? 524 00:45:28,158 --> 00:45:32,322 Oh, no, I'm afraid not, Larry. Listen, I'll tell you what you do. 525 00:45:32,429 --> 00:45:35,330 Read some books. Brush up on your history. 526 00:45:35,432 --> 00:45:37,491 Helped me a lot when I first started out. 527 00:45:39,369 --> 00:45:41,462 This museum was originally dedicated... 528 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:44,973 to that man on the horse up there. President Theodore Roosevelt. 529 00:45:45,075 --> 00:45:48,909 He absolutely loved history and believed that the more you know about the past... 530 00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:51,640 the better prepared you are for the future. 531 00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:56,044 Okay, kids. Who can tell me what this room is called? 532 00:45:57,153 --> 00:45:59,953 Very good. The Hall of African Mammals. 533 00:46:00,057 --> 00:46:02,651 Right here we have the king of the jungle, the lion. 534 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,356 And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum, the capuchin monkey. 535 00:46:07,464 --> 00:46:09,591 A highly intelligent primate... 536 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:13,693 known for its loving and generous nature. 537 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,339 Excuse me? 538 00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:21,172 I... I... I just thought that was... 539 00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:23,803 I... I just was laughing in agreement. 540 00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:27,174 Happy monkey. 541 00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:31,319 All right, kids. This way. 542 00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:37,819 Let me tell you something. 543 00:46:37,928 --> 00:46:41,008 I'm not buyin' it. You might have them fooled. You might have the kids fooled. 544 00:46:41,098 --> 00:46:43,498 Not me. Can't get past me. 545 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,661 There's a storm comin', buddy. There's a storm comin'. 546 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:52,673 One of the most famous trackers in history... 547 00:46:52,776 --> 00:46:55,210 Sakagawea was the woman who led Lewis and Clark... 548 00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,280 on their expedition to find the Pacific Ocean. 549 00:46:57,381 --> 00:47:00,077 Now, you guys have probably heard the saying, actions speak louder than words. 550 00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:04,086 And yet they wrote... Yes, Mr. Daley? 551 00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:06,213 Yes. Was she deaf? 552 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:10,692 Was she deaf? No, she was not. But she... 553 00:47:10,794 --> 00:47:16,357 Yeah, 'cause, just, she does seem a little bit, sort of, unresponsive. 554 00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:19,162 That's because she's a statue. 555 00:47:19,969 --> 00:47:21,669 Kids, could you give me one sec? 556 00:47:21,772 --> 00:47:23,797 Go check her out. She's really cool. 557 00:47:25,943 --> 00:47:28,383 - What are you doing? - Well, I'm gonna be here every night... 558 00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:31,573 and I just wanted to learn a little bit more about what I'm guarding. 559 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:35,118 Actually, I've got a bunch of questions. Maybe, I don't know, when you have a break... 560 00:47:35,219 --> 00:47:38,586 - Could I buy you a cup of coffee or something? - A cup of coffee? 561 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,021 Yeah, I mean, just purely a, you know... 562 00:47:41,124 --> 00:47:45,390 colleague-to-colleague information download sort of coffee. 563 00:47:45,495 --> 00:47:48,362 I finish in 20 minutes. I'll meet you outside. 564 00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:50,365 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 565 00:47:50,467 --> 00:47:53,188 - And have a good rest of your... - All right. All right. Okay, kids! 566 00:47:54,238 --> 00:47:56,001 It was incredible what she did. 567 00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:59,468 She literally led these men across rivers, up mountains. 568 00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:03,137 All with her newborn baby on her back. She was like the ultimate working mother. 569 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,579 You are quite the Sakagawayan expert. 570 00:48:05,682 --> 00:48:07,582 - Sakagawee-an. - Sakagawee-an? 571 00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:12,314 Yeah. I should be. I've been writing my dissertation on her for four years. 572 00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:16,449 Four years? You've been working on one paper for four years? That would drive me crazy. 573 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,394 Actually, it's more like a 900-page book. 574 00:48:20,497 --> 00:48:24,957 So, what's your story? You always wanted to be a security guard? 575 00:48:25,968 --> 00:48:27,036 Oh, I didn't mean to... 576 00:48:27,137 --> 00:48:32,268 No, no, no, no. No, I'm divorced, and I have a 10-year-old son... 577 00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:37,109 so I needed to find a... a more steady situation. 578 00:48:37,214 --> 00:48:40,183 Got it. So what can I tell you about the museum? 579 00:48:40,284 --> 00:48:43,651 Okay. Attila the Hun... What is that guy's problem? 580 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:46,621 Attila was considered the only genuine threat to the Roman Empire. 581 00:48:46,723 --> 00:48:49,749 Known as the Scourge of God... 582 00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,760 Attila and his Huns would often... 583 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:54,831 tear off the limbs of their helpless victims. 584 00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:59,194 Attila was famous for his superstitious beliefs. 585 00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:03,706 He surrounded himself with a phalanx of sorcerers and magicians... 586 00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:06,833 who advised and mystified him with their dark arts. 587 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:03,292 Larry? Just wanted to say good luck, son. 588 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,766 And good-bye. We're clocking out for the last time. 589 00:50:05,869 --> 00:50:08,201 - If you're ever in Boca, look us up. - Wait. 590 00:50:08,305 --> 00:50:10,899 You guys are goin' out of town? What if this doesn't work out? 591 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,909 A smart fellow like you? You'll be fine. 592 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:18,539 Yeah, we'll just be a phone call away. Come on. Walk us out. 593 00:50:18,648 --> 00:50:21,811 You fellows go ahead. I... 594 00:50:21,918 --> 00:50:24,216 I... I... I need a moment. 595 00:50:24,321 --> 00:50:28,883 He's very emotional. A lot of memories in this room. 596 00:51:24,413 --> 00:51:26,405 Go crazy, big guy. 597 00:51:31,521 --> 00:51:34,251 Hey, guys. 598 00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:36,484 Quest for fire? 599 00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:40,085 Over. Knock yourselves out. 600 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,259 Morning, dum-dum. 601 00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:47,132 Me no dum-dum. You dum-dum. You bring me gum-gum? 602 00:51:47,237 --> 00:51:49,501 Yes, I did, fathead. 603 00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:52,009 Lots and lots of gum-gum. 604 00:52:10,427 --> 00:52:13,055 What's that? 605 00:52:13,163 --> 00:52:16,291 I can't hear you through the glass. 606 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,228 Sorry. 607 00:52:20,337 --> 00:52:22,635 Heave! 608 00:52:22,739 --> 00:52:26,470 - Heave! Heave! - Hey. 609 00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:28,237 - Heave! - What's goin' on over here? 610 00:52:28,345 --> 00:52:31,212 We expand or we die. 611 00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:34,909 - Heave! Heave! - On the count of three... 612 00:52:35,018 --> 00:52:37,885 you blow this anthill to kingdom come! 613 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:39,888 And a-one! 614 00:52:40,990 --> 00:52:42,481 - Hey, hey, Jed! Stop that! - And a-two! 615 00:52:42,592 --> 00:52:46,494 All right? Don't do that. You blow a hole in your mountain, all you're gonna hit is a wall. 616 00:52:46,596 --> 00:52:48,996 Step aside, Gigantor. We got us a railroad to build. 617 00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:50,999 We're blowin' a hole in that thing. 618 00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:53,865 Okay, first of all, enough with the Gigantor giant stuff. 619 00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:55,870 Okay? I'm just tryin' to close up shop. 620 00:52:55,972 --> 00:52:57,872 We're gonna blow it anyway! And a-three! 621 00:52:58,974 --> 00:53:00,772 Yeah, poof. 622 00:53:01,877 --> 00:53:03,505 What are you doing? 623 00:53:03,613 --> 00:53:07,208 What's it look like we're doin'? It's manifest destiny. 624 00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:10,946 You can't fight it, and neither can I! Go! More dynamite! 625 00:53:11,054 --> 00:53:13,255 - Yeah, use it all! - All right. Okay. 626 00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:16,416 Listen, Octavus? You gotta stop that. 627 00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:18,517 It's Octavius, Mary. 628 00:53:18,628 --> 00:53:22,359 Okay, you know what? Fine. Great. Here you go. This is what happens. 629 00:53:22,465 --> 00:53:25,450 You cannot do this! I am a Roman general! I have rights! 630 00:53:25,475 --> 00:53:26,220 And you. 631 00:53:26,303 --> 00:53:28,203 Do it all... Hey! No! Put me down! 632 00:53:28,305 --> 00:53:31,105 - Keep heaving, men! I will return, I swear! - You can't stop progress! 633 00:53:31,141 --> 00:53:33,473 We're gonna have a little talk, okay? 634 00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:35,875 I told you, I don't like to be manhandled! 635 00:53:35,979 --> 00:53:38,072 No, I will manhandle you, Jedidiah! 636 00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:42,447 Now listen, guys, what is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along? 637 00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:45,020 Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do. 638 00:53:45,121 --> 00:53:47,021 It's kinda how we pass the time. 639 00:53:47,123 --> 00:53:49,614 You're, like, a... a giant, a freak, if you will. 640 00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:51,921 We can't expect you to understand that. 641 00:53:52,028 --> 00:53:55,691 You guys got the whole room to run around in. You don't have to be near each other. 642 00:53:55,799 --> 00:53:59,929 - What? You mean... - You're gonna let us out? 643 00:54:00,036 --> 00:54:02,300 What, and just... just roam free? 644 00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:05,568 Yeah. Yeah, I might, if you promise to behave. 645 00:54:05,675 --> 00:54:08,906 That means no fireballs, no explosions, okay? 646 00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:13,142 - You have my word, my liege. - Yeah, no problemo, Gigantor. 647 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:17,016 My name's Larry, first of all, okay, Jed? 648 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,112 So I call you Jed. I don't call you tiny, right? 649 00:54:20,223 --> 00:54:23,488 - What's that supposed to mean? - Hey, teeny. How does that sound? 650 00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:27,620 I don't like it. It hurts my feelings. 651 00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:30,529 Okay, well, Gigantor makes me feel like some sort of freak. 652 00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:33,159 - So you know... - I don't... I just call you Larry. 653 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:37,331 Don't be a kiss-ass, okay? Now look, I'm trusting you guys, all right? 654 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,967 If you don't do what I say, you're gonna end up like your buddies in the Mayan world. 655 00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:43,204 Locked up. Take a look. 656 00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:46,840 - Do they look happy? - No. 657 00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:49,043 They look sad. 658 00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:51,052 'Cause they can't do what they want to do. 659 00:54:51,154 --> 00:54:53,679 Now I'm letting you guys have a little bit of leash here. 660 00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:57,624 Don't choke me with it, okay? Now I gotta run. You guys play nice, okay? 661 00:54:57,727 --> 00:55:00,161 Okay. Good. Thanks. 662 00:55:01,652 --> 00:55:04,086 Hey, how's that gum treatin' you, dum-dum? 663 00:55:04,188 --> 00:55:06,281 Good. 664 00:55:09,293 --> 00:55:11,784 Oh, hey, Dexter. I'm just locking up. You want in? 665 00:55:14,031 --> 00:55:17,660 Yeah? All right. 666 00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:26,141 What's that? You got my keys? 667 00:55:26,243 --> 00:55:30,145 I don't think so. 668 00:55:31,915 --> 00:55:36,477 Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one on little Dexy. 669 00:55:36,587 --> 00:55:38,487 Those are baby keys for a little baby. 670 00:55:38,589 --> 00:55:41,080 So have fun playin' with your baby keys, little baby monkey. 671 00:55:41,191 --> 00:55:44,922 Maybe tomorrow night I'll bring you a baby diapie so you can go poo-poo in it. 672 00:55:45,029 --> 00:55:48,226 Then I'll give you a little tickle 'cause you're a cute little baby. 673 00:55:48,332 --> 00:55:52,063 Will you cry all night long about how Uncle Larry fooled you, huh? 674 00:55:52,169 --> 00:55:54,694 Told you there was a storm comin'. 675 00:55:57,341 --> 00:56:00,333 This way. 676 00:56:01,712 --> 00:56:04,203 - Hey, Teddy. - Lawrence! 677 00:56:04,315 --> 00:56:07,011 You impertinent pup. I knew you'd come back. 678 00:56:07,117 --> 00:56:09,017 You look like a man on a mission. 679 00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:11,019 Yeah, I'm gonna give it another shot. 680 00:56:18,796 --> 00:56:21,356 - You... - What? 681 00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:24,366 - You checkin' her out? - The nerve! 682 00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:28,461 Checking her out. I've never heard of such a thing. 683 00:56:28,572 --> 00:56:32,167 No, no, no. I'm just... I mean, you know, she's... she's very beautiful. 684 00:56:32,276 --> 00:56:34,176 - Beautiful? - Yeah. 685 00:56:38,115 --> 00:56:40,845 - Well, a handsome woman, I suppose. - Yeah. 686 00:56:40,951 --> 00:56:43,852 Maybe you should go... go talk to her. 687 00:56:43,954 --> 00:56:45,922 - Indeed! - Yeah. 688 00:56:46,023 --> 00:56:48,014 - Bless ya, lad. Carry on. - All right. Good. 689 00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:50,093 See ya. 690 00:57:06,243 --> 00:57:08,077 I... 691 00:57:55,826 --> 00:57:58,454 Hey. Hi. 692 00:57:58,562 --> 00:58:00,860 No! It's okay. It's okay. 693 00:58:00,964 --> 00:58:03,762 You guys speak English? No? 694 00:58:06,537 --> 00:58:08,437 Right. Okay, I don't know what that means... 695 00:58:08,539 --> 00:58:11,736 and I know that you and I kinda got off on the wrong foot last night... 696 00:58:11,842 --> 00:58:15,972 but... a little birdie... 697 00:58:16,079 --> 00:58:21,210 told me that somebody likes... magic. 698 00:58:21,318 --> 00:58:24,481 - Magic? - Magic. 699 00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:26,852 Sorcery. 700 00:58:26,957 --> 00:58:28,925 Ah, sorsor... 701 00:58:29,026 --> 00:58:31,290 Yes, illusion. 702 00:58:31,395 --> 00:58:33,295 Everybody likes magic. 703 00:58:33,397 --> 00:58:37,128 And flowers. People like flowers. 704 00:58:37,234 --> 00:58:39,202 There you go. Those are for you. 705 00:58:39,303 --> 00:58:41,567 You know what else people like? Money. 706 00:58:41,672 --> 00:58:44,470 The almighty dollar, right? 707 00:58:44,575 --> 00:58:48,306 But money can sometimes disappear. 708 00:58:48,412 --> 00:58:50,903 Yeah. 709 00:58:51,014 --> 00:58:54,506 At least that's what I hear. 710 00:58:56,620 --> 00:59:00,420 No wonder you can't understand me. You got a coin in your ear. 711 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:06,729 Oh, check this out. Anybody need a hanky? 712 00:59:06,830 --> 00:59:09,060 Well, I wouldn't suggest this little feller... 713 00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:13,227 'cause he has a nasty habit of vanishing. 714 00:59:16,039 --> 00:59:18,007 Into thin air. 715 00:59:18,108 --> 00:59:21,007 Ah, no, no. Don't. That defeats the... Don't... Don't... 716 00:59:37,961 --> 00:59:40,589 Not the limbs! Guys! 717 00:59:40,697 --> 00:59:43,564 Please do not tear the limbs! 718 01:00:00,217 --> 01:00:02,811 Cortés, right? 719 01:00:17,267 --> 01:00:19,167 How? 720 01:00:21,171 --> 01:00:25,164 You... Don't even think about it. Don't you... 721 01:00:25,275 --> 01:00:29,075 Dexter! 722 01:00:36,420 --> 01:00:38,786 Come on, guys. 723 01:01:03,914 --> 01:01:05,779 Hey! Guys! 724 01:01:09,653 --> 01:01:13,384 Hey, guys! Hey! Guys! 725 01:01:14,490 --> 01:01:15,685 Sorry. What's going on? 726 01:01:15,792 --> 01:01:17,987 What happened here? I thought we had a deal. 727 01:01:18,095 --> 01:01:20,529 We will never coexist with these buffoons! 728 01:01:20,631 --> 01:01:22,531 We're past words, Laredo. 729 01:01:22,633 --> 01:01:25,659 Now it's time to let Smith & Wesson do the talkin'! 730 01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:27,669 Those guns don't even work. 731 01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:29,735 Oh, they don't? Take a look at this. 732 01:01:30,641 --> 01:01:32,575 Don't kick me! 733 01:01:32,676 --> 01:01:34,644 Dexter! 734 01:02:23,126 --> 01:02:25,788 Why? 735 01:02:31,868 --> 01:02:33,636 Dexter! 736 01:02:41,378 --> 01:02:43,278 End of the line, cool breeze. 737 01:02:44,748 --> 01:02:46,272 End of the line. 738 01:03:04,434 --> 01:03:06,402 I am not playing games here. 739 01:03:10,674 --> 01:03:12,437 Just hand them over. 740 01:03:17,414 --> 01:03:19,746 Easy. Easy, Dexter. 741 01:03:19,850 --> 01:03:22,080 Nice and easy, Dex. That's it. 742 01:03:44,207 --> 01:03:46,869 Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey? 743 01:03:46,977 --> 01:03:50,777 Teddy, this guy's been pushing me and pushing me, and I'm sick of it! 744 01:03:50,881 --> 01:03:54,317 Poppycock. This little creature is your primate brother. 745 01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:56,112 Without him, there's no us. 746 01:03:56,219 --> 01:03:59,620 Are you rabid? Wipe that off. 747 01:03:59,723 --> 01:04:02,954 You have to deal with this creature with love and respect. 748 01:04:03,059 --> 01:04:05,027 May I have the keys, dear friend? 749 01:04:05,128 --> 01:04:08,859 Thank you. Lawrence? 750 01:04:11,134 --> 01:04:13,534 You know what? You seem to know what you're doing, Teddy. 751 01:04:13,637 --> 01:04:15,798 So I'm gonna let you take over, all right? 752 01:04:15,906 --> 01:04:18,500 No, no! My dear boy, you can't put up the white flag now. 753 01:04:18,608 --> 01:04:20,872 The museum is on the verge of total anarchy! 754 01:04:20,977 --> 01:04:23,172 Look, I tried. I came back tonight, didn't I? 755 01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,306 Tried? That was one night. I didn't build the Panama Canal in one day! 756 01:04:26,416 --> 01:04:30,318 Yeah, well, that's great, Teddy, but I'm dealing with the most ridiculous job in history! 757 01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:32,388 - Some men are born great, Lawrence. - Yeah, I know, Teddy. 758 01:04:32,489 --> 01:04:34,719 Others have greatness thrust upon them. 759 01:04:34,825 --> 01:04:36,884 You hit me with that chestnut last night. 760 01:04:36,993 --> 01:04:39,052 The thing is, not everyone is great. 761 01:04:39,162 --> 01:04:41,596 That's the problem. Some of us are just ordinary. 762 01:04:41,698 --> 01:04:44,394 No, you're not, Lawrence. For the love of Gideon, stop wallowing in self-pity. 763 01:04:44,501 --> 01:04:46,662 Every great journey begins with a single footstep. 764 01:04:46,770 --> 01:04:50,365 If you could teach the inhabitants to get along, they wouldn't need to be locked up. 765 01:04:50,473 --> 01:04:53,237 That means a lot coming from a guy who's spent the last 50 years... 766 01:04:53,343 --> 01:04:55,402 spying on a girl he's never even talked to. 767 01:04:55,512 --> 01:04:59,175 I was going to make contact. Lawrence, please. 768 01:04:59,282 --> 01:05:01,876 I'm done, all right? 769 01:05:06,423 --> 01:05:09,415 No, Rexy! No! 770 01:05:40,423 --> 01:05:42,448 Oh, no. 771 01:06:46,523 --> 01:06:48,457 All right. 772 01:06:57,334 --> 01:07:01,668 No one comes here anymore. Besides, I took this tour in second grade, Daley. 773 01:07:01,771 --> 01:07:04,069 I'm telling you. My dad's gonna hook us up. 774 01:07:04,174 --> 01:07:07,405 - Mr. Daley. - Yeah? 775 01:07:07,510 --> 01:07:09,740 - Foam. - Yes, I know. 776 01:07:09,846 --> 01:07:12,212 - In the Neanderthal display. - I know. I know. 777 01:07:12,315 --> 01:07:14,708 There was an incident last night with the fire extinguisher. 778 01:07:14,733 --> 01:07:16,275 I was literally on my way to clean it up. 779 01:07:16,286 --> 01:07:18,754 Okay, don't bother. You're fired. 780 01:07:20,523 --> 01:07:22,889 I don't think we're gettin' a tour today. 781 01:07:22,993 --> 01:07:26,326 Your dad just got canned, dude. 782 01:07:26,429 --> 01:07:28,556 Excuse me? 783 01:07:28,665 --> 01:07:32,829 Mr. McPhee? Excuse me, Mr. McPhee? 784 01:07:32,936 --> 01:07:35,598 Can I talk to you about this, please, sir? 785 01:07:35,705 --> 01:07:37,832 - What? - I know I screwed up... 786 01:07:37,941 --> 01:07:40,239 but I think I finally understand how to do this job. 787 01:07:40,343 --> 01:07:43,104 - You obviously don't. That's the point. - No, I didn't, but now I do. 788 01:07:43,113 --> 01:07:45,911 - Really, Mr. McPhee, if you just give me one... - Doctor. 789 01:07:46,016 --> 01:07:51,352 Dr. McPhee, just... Can you please give me one more night? 790 01:07:53,823 --> 01:07:56,417 - One more night. - Okay. Thank you. 791 01:07:56,526 --> 01:08:00,428 And if anything is the tiniest... 792 01:08:00,530 --> 01:08:02,430 after your shift... 793 01:08:04,934 --> 01:08:07,630 Because... 794 01:08:07,737 --> 01:08:09,432 Got it. 795 01:08:09,539 --> 01:08:10,767 - Okay? - Okay. 796 01:08:10,874 --> 01:08:13,240 Fool me once, shame on you. 797 01:08:13,343 --> 01:08:15,334 Fool me twice... 798 01:08:18,915 --> 01:08:20,815 Shame on me. 799 01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:22,817 Fool me... Shame on me. 800 01:08:22,919 --> 01:08:25,479 - You. - Fool me twice... Got it. 801 01:08:25,588 --> 01:08:28,250 - Take it or leave it. - Okay. Thank you. 802 01:08:31,928 --> 01:08:34,396 - Hey. - Hey. 803 01:08:34,497 --> 01:08:38,126 - What's wrong? - Maybe you should ask Nicky. 804 01:08:40,103 --> 01:08:43,004 Hey, buddy. What's goin' on? 805 01:08:43,106 --> 01:08:45,165 You got fired. 806 01:08:45,275 --> 01:08:47,766 What are you talkin' about? I didn't get fired. 807 01:08:49,112 --> 01:08:51,012 I came to the museum this morning. 808 01:08:51,114 --> 01:08:53,014 I saw your boss yelling at you. 809 01:08:53,116 --> 01:08:56,347 Why didn't you tell me? No, everything's fine. 810 01:08:56,453 --> 01:08:58,921 I just... We just had a little misunderstanding. 811 01:08:59,022 --> 01:09:01,616 Why? 812 01:09:01,724 --> 01:09:05,626 It's hard to explain. It's got... I mean, you wouldn't bel... 813 01:09:05,728 --> 01:09:08,822 You know what? Let me show you. 814 01:09:08,932 --> 01:09:11,765 - Show me what? - Come to work with me tonight. 815 01:09:11,868 --> 01:09:16,100 Larry, can I talk to you for a second? 816 01:09:18,975 --> 01:09:22,502 - Am I in trouble? - Larry, what are you doing? 817 01:09:22,612 --> 01:09:25,012 I just want to show him what I do. That's all. 818 01:09:25,115 --> 01:09:28,482 I love that you want to share that with him, but I gotta tell you... 819 01:09:28,585 --> 01:09:31,952 I don't think Nicky has any room in his heart for more disappointment. 820 01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:35,224 He won't be disappointed. 821 01:09:35,325 --> 01:09:36,952 Larry... 822 01:09:37,060 --> 01:09:39,494 He won't be disappointed. 823 01:09:45,468 --> 01:09:48,028 Listen, you're gonna hang out in the security office till everyone's gone. 824 01:09:48,138 --> 01:09:51,539 - Then I'm gonna come get you, all right? - Okay. 825 01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:13,755 Hey, miss? I'm gonna have to ask you to vacate the premises. 826 01:10:13,863 --> 01:10:16,388 - Hey, there. - Hey. 827 01:10:16,499 --> 01:10:20,367 - Good place to think, huh? - Yeah, definitely. 828 01:10:20,470 --> 01:10:23,530 So, no big plans tonight or... 829 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,507 Yeah. No, I'm not really a big plan person. 830 01:10:26,609 --> 01:10:29,806 I prefer hanging out with people who were dead for 200 years. 831 01:10:29,913 --> 01:10:32,438 It's the live ones that throw me. 832 01:10:32,549 --> 01:10:35,450 That's cool. Seriously, though, you do have to leave. 833 01:10:35,552 --> 01:10:37,713 - Seriously? - Yeah. Sorry. 834 01:10:37,820 --> 01:10:39,977 It's just museum rules, and we're sort of locking everything up. 835 01:10:40,002 --> 01:10:40,540 No. Okay. 836 01:10:40,623 --> 01:10:43,888 You're really taking your job seriously. Okay. 837 01:10:43,993 --> 01:10:47,451 Well, you know, once I clip on the tie, I'm all business. 838 01:10:47,564 --> 01:10:50,897 - I get it. - Yeah. How's that dissertation coming? 839 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:55,027 Oh, I've hit a dead end. I mean, research can only get me so far. 840 01:10:55,138 --> 01:10:57,538 I'm never gonna know who she really was. 841 01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:02,805 So, I think it's time that I move on to another subject. 842 01:11:02,912 --> 01:11:05,403 I'll let you get back to work. 843 01:11:05,515 --> 01:11:07,415 - Okay. - Good night, Larry. 844 01:11:07,517 --> 01:11:09,951 Yeah. Okay. 845 01:11:10,053 --> 01:11:11,953 Night. 846 01:11:18,895 --> 01:11:20,487 Hey! 847 01:11:21,931 --> 01:11:24,422 Rebecca! 848 01:11:25,902 --> 01:11:28,302 - Hey, Rebecca. - Hey. 849 01:11:28,404 --> 01:11:31,896 Hey, listen. I don't think you should give up on your paper. 850 01:11:32,008 --> 01:11:33,839 Okay. Why? 851 01:11:33,943 --> 01:11:36,673 All right, look. This is gonna sound crazy, all right? 852 01:11:36,779 --> 01:11:39,577 I mean, it's gonna sound like really, really crazy. 853 01:11:39,682 --> 01:11:42,276 - Okay. - No, I mean like insanely crazy. 854 01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:44,285 - I can handle it. - Okay. 855 01:11:44,387 --> 01:11:49,086 You know how they say in certain museums history comes alive? 856 01:11:49,192 --> 01:11:52,286 - Yeah. - In this museum... 857 01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:54,454 it actually does. 858 01:11:55,965 --> 01:11:57,865 What are you talking about? 859 01:12:01,938 --> 01:12:06,705 Everything in this museum comes to life at night. 860 01:12:10,213 --> 01:12:13,649 - Really? - Yeah, really. I'm not kidding you. 861 01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:15,635 You know that tablet, the Tablet of Ahkmenrah? 862 01:12:16,219 --> 01:12:19,154 It actually brings things to life. It's like some ancient spell. 863 01:12:19,255 --> 01:12:22,156 Since the '50s when it came here, every night everything's been coming to life. 864 01:12:22,258 --> 01:12:25,421 I know this because Teddy Roosevelt told me. Seriously. The monkey, Dexter? 865 01:12:25,528 --> 01:12:28,053 Right? The cute little... What is he? Like a... 866 01:12:28,164 --> 01:12:30,064 - A capuchin. - A capuchin, right. The capuchin. 867 01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:32,862 He urinated on me and bit my nose. 868 01:12:32,969 --> 01:12:35,938 And Sakagawea is in her case... 869 01:12:36,039 --> 01:12:39,702 alive every night, just listening to Lewis and Clark argue. 870 01:12:39,809 --> 01:12:43,370 So if you really want to get inside her head... 871 01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:45,674 I can hook that up. 872 01:12:47,050 --> 01:12:51,384 - That's cool. - Yeah, it's cool. It's freakin' awesome! 873 01:12:54,657 --> 01:12:56,716 Make fun of the history geek. 874 01:12:56,826 --> 01:12:58,589 No. Rebecca! 875 01:12:58,695 --> 01:13:00,754 Good night, Larry. 876 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:05,593 No, I'm not making fun of you. Rebecca! 877 01:13:15,511 --> 01:13:17,604 There you go. Best seat in the house. 878 01:13:17,714 --> 01:13:19,739 - What's going on? - If I told you, you'd think I'm crazy... 879 01:13:19,916 --> 01:13:21,747 so I'm just gonna show you. 880 01:13:22,018 --> 01:13:25,078 - What? - You'll see in about 20 seconds. 881 01:13:25,188 --> 01:13:27,418 - Okay, you like Tyrannosaurus Rex? - Yeah. 882 01:13:27,523 --> 01:13:29,753 Yeah? Well, I call him Rexy. 883 01:13:29,859 --> 01:13:33,226 And he's about to come to life, Nicholas... 884 01:13:33,329 --> 01:13:35,229 in... 885 01:13:36,766 --> 01:13:41,567 five, four, three, two... 886 01:13:48,945 --> 01:13:51,539 - Dad? - Hang on a sec. 887 01:13:51,647 --> 01:13:54,878 Say hello to Rexy! 888 01:13:56,185 --> 01:13:58,380 Dad, are you okay? 889 01:13:58,488 --> 01:14:01,116 This is weird. 890 01:14:01,224 --> 01:14:03,920 Guys? Come on! 891 01:14:04,026 --> 01:14:05,926 Sundown! 892 01:14:08,097 --> 01:14:11,498 Hey, T.R. Come on. Rise and shine, buddy. I need you to wake up. 893 01:14:11,601 --> 01:14:14,764 Come on. My kid is here. I need you to wake up. Texas? 894 01:14:14,871 --> 01:14:17,032 Texas, come on! Texas, come on! Get on, Texas! 895 01:14:17,140 --> 01:14:19,131 Whoo! Get on, Texas! Giddap! 896 01:14:19,242 --> 01:14:21,437 Just stop, okay? 897 01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:24,809 No. Nicky, I'm telling you. There's this tablet, okay? 898 01:14:24,914 --> 01:14:28,111 It's called the Tablet of Ahkmenrah, and every night at sundown... 899 01:14:28,217 --> 01:14:30,185 - Now there's a tablet? - Yeah, there is. 900 01:14:30,286 --> 01:14:32,277 Come on, Dad. 901 01:14:33,322 --> 01:14:35,017 Come on. 902 01:14:39,429 --> 01:14:41,420 - It's gone. - What's gone? 903 01:14:41,531 --> 01:14:44,830 The tablet. I think somebody stole it. 904 01:14:44,934 --> 01:14:46,834 Yeah, right. 905 01:14:46,936 --> 01:14:49,837 I'm not kidding, Nicky. 906 01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:54,108 Nicky? 907 01:14:55,912 --> 01:14:59,313 Hey! Nicky! 908 01:14:59,415 --> 01:15:02,111 Hey! Hey, Nicky! Where are you going? Huh? 909 01:15:02,218 --> 01:15:04,982 - Home. - What? Wait a minute. 910 01:15:09,492 --> 01:15:11,790 Come on. 911 01:15:20,069 --> 01:15:24,005 - You guys shouldn't be here. - Give us the tablet, son. 912 01:15:24,106 --> 01:15:26,131 Wait a minute, Nicky. What are you guys doing? 913 01:15:26,242 --> 01:15:28,540 We're not gonna hurt you. Give us the tablet. 914 01:15:28,644 --> 01:15:32,045 I'm sorry to tell you this, son, but your dad doesn't work here anymore. 915 01:15:32,148 --> 01:15:34,742 Got fired this morning. Couldn't hack it. 916 01:15:34,851 --> 01:15:38,014 Dad, I thought you said you weren't fired. 917 01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:40,714 I did, Nicky. They're lying. They're trying to steal that thing. 918 01:15:40,823 --> 01:15:43,383 Just turn the middle piece. You'll see what I was talking about. 919 01:15:43,493 --> 01:15:45,613 That is museum property, son. Now give it back. 920 01:15:45,661 --> 01:15:47,561 Nicky, trust me. Just turn it. 921 01:15:47,663 --> 01:15:49,858 Give us the tablet! 922 01:15:49,966 --> 01:15:52,560 Nicky, trust me. 923 01:16:14,357 --> 01:16:15,881 Nick, run, now. 924 01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,055 Get back here, kid! 925 01:16:21,531 --> 01:16:23,590 Bad idea, Larry. 926 01:16:23,699 --> 01:16:26,190 You wanna dance, hot dog? Do you wanna dance? 927 01:16:26,302 --> 01:16:28,362 Gus, you're an old man. I don't want to hurt... 928 01:16:31,474 --> 01:16:33,806 You see, Larry, a few years into the job... 929 01:16:33,910 --> 01:16:37,402 the three of us realized that, like everything else in this museum... 930 01:16:37,513 --> 01:16:39,276 we got new life at night. 931 01:16:39,382 --> 01:16:42,749 Sundown to sunrise, we felt young again. 932 01:16:42,852 --> 01:16:45,719 Okay. Did not see that coming. 933 01:16:45,821 --> 01:16:48,085 Gave us an energy boost. 934 01:16:48,190 --> 01:16:50,624 We love the nightlife, Larry. 935 01:16:50,726 --> 01:16:54,423 So when we found out they were gonna fire us, we had to steal the tablet. 936 01:16:54,530 --> 01:16:56,589 Everyone knows you need the money. 937 01:16:56,699 --> 01:16:58,826 Add to that the stuff we planted in your place... 938 01:16:58,935 --> 01:17:02,234 Pretty obvious you committed the crime. Take care of that cut. 939 01:17:02,338 --> 01:17:05,171 Come on, guys. Let's go find that kid. 940 01:17:07,043 --> 01:17:09,136 Sweet dreams, cupcake! 941 01:17:09,245 --> 01:17:11,179 - No! - Pile driver! 942 01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:13,510 Come on. Let's get our tablet. 943 01:17:39,075 --> 01:17:41,635 Thank you very much. We'll take it from here. 944 01:17:41,744 --> 01:17:45,180 Nicky! 945 01:17:45,281 --> 01:17:48,182 Just in time, Larry. We were just locking up. 946 01:17:49,619 --> 01:17:52,952 Sleep tight, hotshot. 947 01:17:53,055 --> 01:17:56,024 Let's grab everything we can fence. 948 01:17:56,125 --> 01:17:58,616 I don't know about you, but I'm planning on a long retirement. 949 01:18:06,902 --> 01:18:10,804 Teddy! Teddy, if you're out there, I need you, pal! 950 01:18:13,542 --> 01:18:15,807 Someone call my name? 951 01:18:16,912 --> 01:18:18,812 Theodore Roosevelt at your service. 952 01:18:20,316 --> 01:18:22,614 - Teddy, can you get us out of here? - Can't do it, man. 953 01:18:22,643 --> 01:18:23,643 This is your moment. 954 01:18:23,667 --> 01:18:26,439 Will you save the lectures, please? I'm not you, okay? 955 01:18:26,522 --> 01:18:30,151 I didn't build the Panama Canal. I wasn't president of the United States. 956 01:18:30,259 --> 01:18:32,159 I need some help! Come on! 957 01:18:32,261 --> 01:18:37,324 Actually, I never did any of those things. 958 01:18:37,433 --> 01:18:39,367 Teddy Roosevelt did. 959 01:18:39,468 --> 01:18:42,403 I was made in a mannequin factory in Poughkeepsie. 960 01:18:42,505 --> 01:18:44,496 I never shot a wild beast. 961 01:18:44,607 --> 01:18:47,940 I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman I love her. 962 01:18:48,044 --> 01:18:49,773 But you... 963 01:18:49,879 --> 01:18:54,077 You gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit. 964 01:18:56,852 --> 01:19:00,618 I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of? 965 01:19:06,127 --> 01:19:07,789 Wait a minute! That's all you got for me? 966 01:19:07,814 --> 01:19:08,814 That's it! 967 01:19:20,710 --> 01:19:22,735 That's it. Come on. 968 01:19:22,845 --> 01:19:24,938 Duck! 969 01:19:26,649 --> 01:19:28,708 Go over there! 970 01:19:47,803 --> 01:19:50,431 Hey. Hi. How you doin'? 971 01:19:50,539 --> 01:19:54,134 Sorry to bother you, but your guys there, your jackal guys... 972 01:19:54,243 --> 01:19:56,643 Do you think you could actually ask them to back off, please? 973 01:19:56,712 --> 01:19:58,646 We're not trying to hurt you, and they think we are. 974 01:19:58,748 --> 01:20:00,571 Do you think you could possibly do it, like, now? 975 01:20:05,755 --> 01:20:10,283 Thank you. Nicky. Thank you. 976 01:20:18,265 --> 01:20:19,166 Dad? 977 01:20:29,779 --> 01:20:33,681 You would not believe how stuffy it is in there. 978 01:20:34,950 --> 01:20:36,941 How come you speak English? 979 01:20:37,052 --> 01:20:40,044 - I went to Cambridge University. - You went to Cambridge? 980 01:20:40,156 --> 01:20:42,818 I was on display in the Egyptology Department. 981 01:20:42,925 --> 01:20:46,258 I am Ahkmenrah, fourth king of the fourth king... 982 01:20:46,362 --> 01:20:49,229 ruler of the land of my fathers. 983 01:20:49,631 --> 01:20:52,300 I am Larry... 984 01:20:52,401 --> 01:20:54,995 son of Milton... 985 01:20:55,104 --> 01:20:58,835 and this is my son, Nick... 986 01:20:58,941 --> 01:21:01,239 and we hail from Brooklyn. 987 01:21:01,343 --> 01:21:03,827 Well, I do. I mean, he comes out and stays 988 01:21:03,852 --> 01:21:06,566 with me on Wednesdays and every other weekend. 989 01:21:06,649 --> 01:21:11,484 That was the custody agreement that we had. 990 01:21:11,587 --> 01:21:15,284 Larry, Nick, guardians of Brooklyn... 991 01:21:15,391 --> 01:21:17,689 I am forever in your debt. 992 01:21:17,793 --> 01:21:20,455 Now bestow the tablet upon me... 993 01:21:20,563 --> 01:21:23,191 so that I may assume command of my kingdom. 994 01:21:23,299 --> 01:21:25,733 Oh, yes. Okay, the tablet. 995 01:21:25,835 --> 01:21:28,429 I would love to bestow it upon you... 996 01:21:28,537 --> 01:21:32,405 but we don't actually have it. 997 01:21:40,182 --> 01:21:43,208 Thanks, guys. Don't worry. I'll watch out for him. 998 01:21:43,319 --> 01:21:45,344 Thank you. 999 01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:00,931 What is that? 1000 01:22:01,036 --> 01:22:03,800 Huns. 1001 01:22:05,507 --> 01:22:09,034 I gotta deal with this guy. 1002 01:22:43,679 --> 01:22:46,113 Pardon me, Larry. I speak Hun. 1003 01:22:53,789 --> 01:22:56,349 He says that he wants to rip you apart. 1004 01:22:56,458 --> 01:22:58,824 All right. Again with the ripping. Listen, I understand. 1005 01:22:58,928 --> 01:23:02,329 I get it. Ripping for you... You want to rip things, okay? 1006 01:23:02,431 --> 01:23:06,060 And I think maybe that's because somebody ripped you a long time ago. 1007 01:23:06,168 --> 01:23:08,602 In here. 1008 01:23:08,704 --> 01:23:12,140 Did somebody rip little... little baby Attila... 1009 01:23:12,241 --> 01:23:15,438 a long time ago right here? 1010 01:23:15,544 --> 01:23:19,173 They ripped... They ripped something out, didn't they? 1011 01:23:20,816 --> 01:23:22,875 They ripped love. 1012 01:23:22,985 --> 01:23:26,113 They ripped love right out of you, didn't they? 1013 01:23:26,221 --> 01:23:30,214 A little baby all alone in a tent... 1014 01:23:30,326 --> 01:23:33,295 whose daddy went off... 1015 01:23:33,395 --> 01:23:38,230 to pillage some town or go and plunder somewhere. 1016 01:23:38,334 --> 01:23:42,293 Just doing his job. But who was left alone? 1017 01:23:45,574 --> 01:23:48,135 You. 1018 01:23:49,244 --> 01:23:52,611 It's okay. It's okay. 1019 01:23:52,715 --> 01:23:56,412 Let it out. Let it go. Let it go. 1020 01:24:16,939 --> 01:24:19,772 It's okay. It's okay. 1021 01:24:21,777 --> 01:24:23,335 You're next. 1022 01:24:25,347 --> 01:24:28,180 Yeah. 1023 01:24:28,283 --> 01:24:30,945 Good. That's good. Just breathe. 1024 01:24:31,053 --> 01:24:33,180 Just... Just... 1025 01:24:33,288 --> 01:24:35,449 - Yeah. - Larry Daley? 1026 01:24:35,557 --> 01:24:39,254 Yeah? 1027 01:24:40,361 --> 01:24:42,057 Good. Yes. 1028 01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:44,530 Yeah, okay. Good. Good. 1029 01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:47,396 All right! 1030 01:24:47,503 --> 01:24:49,596 I need everybody to listen up! 1031 01:24:52,870 --> 01:24:54,365 Guys, come on! 1032 01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:01,516 Quiet! 1033 01:25:14,163 --> 01:25:17,360 - My dum-dum want to speak. - Thank you. 1034 01:25:17,466 --> 01:25:20,765 Now this here is King Ahkmenrah. 1035 01:25:20,869 --> 01:25:23,997 His tablet is what brings you to life every night. 1036 01:25:24,106 --> 01:25:26,973 And those old night watchmen... they stole it. 1037 01:25:27,076 --> 01:25:29,977 Now we need to find those guards and get the tablet back... 1038 01:25:30,079 --> 01:25:32,104 and we need to do it before morning. 1039 01:25:32,214 --> 01:25:35,445 Civil War guys, head over to the Planetarium Wing. 1040 01:25:37,352 --> 01:25:40,446 My explorer friend whose name escapes me... 1041 01:25:40,556 --> 01:25:43,081 - It's Columbus. - Right, Columbus. 1042 01:25:43,192 --> 01:25:46,127 Right. I'm sorry. There's no nameplate. So, Columbus... 1043 01:25:46,228 --> 01:25:50,028 take the Neanderthals and do a sweep from Invertebrates all the way through Reptiles. 1044 01:25:50,132 --> 01:25:53,863 Jed and Octavius, their van's parked out back. Go take care of it. 1045 01:25:54,069 --> 01:25:56,494 No. No, sir. I ain't workin' with toga boy. 1046 01:25:56,605 --> 01:25:59,802 - Romans work alone. - That didn't hurt. 1047 01:25:59,908 --> 01:26:01,808 - Don't be a baby. - Yes, it did! 1048 01:26:01,910 --> 01:26:04,879 Come on! That was much harder! 1049 01:26:04,980 --> 01:26:09,440 Guys, come on! Jed, Octavius... 1050 01:26:09,551 --> 01:26:11,610 take away the fact you were born 2,000 years apart. 1051 01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:16,384 You guys aren't that different. You're both great leaders. 1052 01:26:16,492 --> 01:26:18,790 You just want what's best for your people, right? 1053 01:26:18,894 --> 01:26:20,361 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1054 01:26:20,462 --> 01:26:22,054 Civil War dudes! 1055 01:26:23,732 --> 01:26:25,825 You guys are brothers, for God's sakes. 1056 01:26:25,934 --> 01:26:28,698 You've gotta stop fighting. 1057 01:26:28,804 --> 01:26:33,332 North wins. Slavery's bad. Sorry. 1058 01:26:33,442 --> 01:26:36,673 Don't wanna burst your bubble. But, South, you guys get... 1059 01:26:36,778 --> 01:26:40,373 Allman Brothers and NASCAR. 1060 01:26:40,482 --> 01:26:43,383 So just chill! 1061 01:26:43,485 --> 01:26:47,922 Look, without that tablet, all of this... 1062 01:26:48,023 --> 01:26:51,151 this whole coming to life at night thing, it all goes away. 1063 01:26:51,260 --> 01:26:53,751 Now, I don't want to let that happen... 1064 01:26:53,862 --> 01:26:55,762 but I need your help. 1065 01:26:55,864 --> 01:26:57,991 We can get this done, but we gotta do it together. 1066 01:26:58,100 --> 01:27:00,364 So who's with me? 1067 01:27:00,469 --> 01:27:03,438 Yeah. 1068 01:27:03,539 --> 01:27:06,269 Who's with me? 1069 01:27:06,375 --> 01:27:09,435 Charge! 1070 01:27:09,545 --> 01:27:12,514 All right! Let's do this, people! 1071 01:27:14,550 --> 01:27:16,848 And animals. 1072 01:27:16,952 --> 01:27:19,352 And weird, faceless puppet creatures. 1073 01:27:19,454 --> 01:27:21,513 Come on! Let's go! Let's do it! 1074 01:27:43,879 --> 01:27:46,473 Come on! Follow me, boys! 1075 01:27:46,582 --> 01:27:48,482 Geronimo! 1076 01:28:15,911 --> 01:28:20,177 Now, boys, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. 1077 01:28:24,586 --> 01:28:27,851 I guess it's gonna be the hard way. 1078 01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:35,023 Right, men, we're almost there. 1079 01:28:54,883 --> 01:28:57,784 Save yourself! 1080 01:28:57,886 --> 01:29:00,150 I ain't quittin' you! 1081 01:29:02,090 --> 01:29:03,990 Gus? 1082 01:29:05,927 --> 01:29:09,454 Reginald? Fellas? Where are you? 1083 01:29:10,465 --> 01:29:12,456 Guys? 1084 01:29:23,078 --> 01:29:25,612 That's what I'm talkin' about. Good job, gentlemen. 1085 01:29:26,448 --> 01:29:29,042 Loving the teamwork. 1086 01:29:48,036 --> 01:29:51,528 They've vanished. How will we find them? 1087 01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:54,575 I know someone who could help. Come on. 1088 01:29:55,610 --> 01:29:57,510 Watch out! 1089 01:30:03,885 --> 01:30:08,049 Hey, Sakagawea or waya. Listen, I need a favor. Somebody stole his tablet. 1090 01:30:08,156 --> 01:30:10,716 Do you think you can track the guys who took it? 1091 01:30:10,826 --> 01:30:15,559 He went east, but he lost control and crashed. 1092 01:30:15,664 --> 01:30:18,963 You're amazing. How can you tell that? 1093 01:30:23,472 --> 01:30:26,703 He left the wagon and went back. 1094 01:30:26,808 --> 01:30:29,834 He went back? 1095 01:30:29,945 --> 01:30:32,072 Why would he go back? 1096 01:30:34,750 --> 01:30:36,911 Get out of the way! 1097 01:30:44,059 --> 01:30:45,959 You saved me. 1098 01:30:46,061 --> 01:30:48,393 You're worth saving, my dear. 1099 01:30:50,665 --> 01:30:52,333 That's problematic. 1100 01:30:52,434 --> 01:30:55,835 - Teddy! Oh, man. - Larry, relax. I'm wax. 1101 01:30:55,937 --> 01:30:57,777 You've gotta do something. Dawn's approaching, 1102 01:30:57,802 --> 01:30:59,538 and half the museum is running amok outside. 1103 01:30:59,541 --> 01:31:01,338 He's got my tablet. 1104 01:31:04,243 --> 01:31:06,107 Come on, Ockie! 1105 01:31:11,086 --> 01:31:13,919 At your service, Gigantor. 1106 01:31:14,022 --> 01:31:16,456 How can we be of assistance, my liege? 1107 01:31:16,558 --> 01:31:19,356 Just give me a second, guys. 1108 01:31:22,697 --> 01:31:25,825 Rexy. 1109 01:31:25,934 --> 01:31:29,665 Here, boy. Teddy, I need a horse. 1110 01:31:29,771 --> 01:31:31,500 Do it, man. 1111 01:31:46,922 --> 01:31:49,322 Come on, boy! Let me hear you yell! 1112 01:31:49,424 --> 01:31:52,222 - Yeah! - Just livin' the dream, baby! 1113 01:31:52,327 --> 01:31:54,022 I'm lovin' this! 1114 01:31:57,566 --> 01:31:59,796 Pull the stagecoach over now! 1115 01:32:02,637 --> 01:32:05,398 Can I make this turn up here? 1116 01:32:06,308 --> 01:32:09,539 I'll take that as a yes. Hang on! 1117 01:32:15,115 --> 01:32:17,710 I can't hold her! 1118 01:32:31,166 --> 01:32:34,829 Come on, Tex. Let's finish this. Come on! 1119 01:32:40,509 --> 01:32:44,172 - Give me the tablet, Cecil! - Can't do it, son! 1120 01:32:47,382 --> 01:32:49,111 Pull over! 1121 01:32:49,217 --> 01:32:52,414 It ain't gonna happen! Moving on! 1122 01:32:52,521 --> 01:32:55,888 Last chance, Cecil! Stop the horses, or I will! 1123 01:32:55,991 --> 01:33:00,257 They can't be stopped, Larry. Don't you know your history? 1124 01:33:00,362 --> 01:33:04,958 These are money carriers. They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word. 1125 01:33:05,066 --> 01:33:09,526 Really? You mean a word like... Dakota! 1126 01:33:14,074 --> 01:33:16,043 Come on, Tex. 1127 01:33:20,148 --> 01:33:22,616 I read up on my history. Thanks for the tip. 1128 01:33:22,717 --> 01:33:26,949 Oh, and by the way, don't ever talk to me like that in front of my son. 1129 01:33:29,024 --> 01:33:30,924 Moving on. 1130 01:33:33,428 --> 01:33:35,328 Hey, Huns. 1131 01:33:35,430 --> 01:33:39,093 Tell Attila to have his boys take him back to the museum, put him with the guards. 1132 01:33:42,137 --> 01:33:45,436 Oh, and no limb ripping, okay? 1133 01:33:46,540 --> 01:33:47,633 No, no, no, no. 1134 01:33:52,013 --> 01:33:54,243 Makeekaka. 1135 01:33:56,851 --> 01:33:58,648 Makeekaka! 1136 01:33:58,753 --> 01:34:00,914 Hey, wait. Hold the phone. 1137 01:34:01,022 --> 01:34:04,685 What does makeekaka mean? Wait. Translation, please. 1138 01:34:06,561 --> 01:34:10,361 The year was 1909. I was going up the Zambezi River in Africa... 1139 01:34:10,532 --> 01:34:13,626 and our river guide was a brilliant Pygmy who spoke only by clicking. 1140 01:34:21,209 --> 01:34:23,109 Oh, there we are. 1141 01:34:25,981 --> 01:34:29,212 - Oh, boy. - What is it? 1142 01:34:29,317 --> 01:34:32,150 I gotta get you guys back to the museum. 1143 01:34:32,253 --> 01:34:33,982 How? 1144 01:34:36,524 --> 01:34:39,118 Ahkmenrah, I'm gonna need your help. 1145 01:34:39,227 --> 01:34:42,526 This is your tablet. You know the instructions. I need you to get everyone back. 1146 01:35:08,623 --> 01:35:11,353 Come on. 1147 01:35:11,459 --> 01:35:13,518 There's somebody who's gotta see this. 1148 01:35:15,830 --> 01:35:19,231 What I'm saying is, for the type of money that they pay A-Rod... 1149 01:35:19,334 --> 01:35:22,599 he oughta be bringin' home a World Series trophy every season. 1150 01:35:22,704 --> 01:35:26,231 Know what I mean? 1151 01:35:42,624 --> 01:35:45,855 Now who they gonna get to clean up all that doo-doo? 1152 01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:47,860 - Inuit. - Yeah. 1153 01:35:47,962 --> 01:35:50,556 - One terra-cotta soldier. Vikings. - Right. 1154 01:35:50,665 --> 01:35:53,259 - Alpaca. Llama. - Welcome back, ladies. 1155 01:35:53,368 --> 01:35:55,928 Hey, Viking guys. 1156 01:35:56,037 --> 01:35:59,734 Do me a favor. Your fellows made some sort of funeral pyre-type thing in Petrified Wood. 1157 01:35:59,841 --> 01:36:02,401 Go clean that up, okay? Thank you. 1158 01:36:03,710 --> 01:36:04,842 He's back. 1159 01:36:04,946 --> 01:36:07,380 All right. I'll deal with this joker. 1160 01:36:07,482 --> 01:36:09,609 Hey, hey, moose! It's not gonna happen, buddy! 1161 01:36:09,718 --> 01:36:12,778 I told you three times. You can't come through this door with those antlers. 1162 01:36:12,887 --> 01:36:15,617 So you and your caribou buddy gotta go around to the loading dock. 1163 01:36:15,724 --> 01:36:18,488 - Lawrence! - Hey, Teddy! 1164 01:36:18,593 --> 01:36:20,618 Great to see you in one piece. 1165 01:36:20,729 --> 01:36:23,391 Sakagawea, a little hot wax, and I'm a new man. 1166 01:36:23,498 --> 01:36:25,398 Larry? 1167 01:36:28,870 --> 01:36:31,430 I told you I wasn't making fun of you. 1168 01:36:31,539 --> 01:36:33,006 I know. 1169 01:36:33,108 --> 01:36:35,008 Teddy? 1170 01:36:36,344 --> 01:36:38,835 Oh, my God. 1171 01:36:40,281 --> 01:36:42,249 You wanna meet her? 1172 01:36:43,518 --> 01:36:45,418 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1173 01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:47,647 Come on. Excuse me. 1174 01:36:47,756 --> 01:36:49,815 President Roosevelt, this is my friend Rebecca. 1175 01:36:49,924 --> 01:36:51,824 - An honor. - Hi. 1176 01:36:51,926 --> 01:36:53,826 And this is Sakagawaya. 1177 01:36:53,928 --> 01:36:55,054 - Wee-ah. - Wee-ah. 1178 01:36:55,163 --> 01:36:57,063 Wee-ah. 1179 01:36:57,165 --> 01:36:59,759 I think she has a few questions she wants to ask you. 1180 01:37:01,269 --> 01:37:03,760 You rock! I am a big fan. 1181 01:37:04,873 --> 01:37:06,841 What would you like to know? 1182 01:37:06,941 --> 01:37:10,468 Well, I don't know where to start, but... 1183 01:37:21,823 --> 01:37:25,088 - One Buddha. Namaste. - Check. 1184 01:37:25,193 --> 01:37:28,356 Two zebras. 1185 01:37:28,963 --> 01:37:30,488 Right. Check. 1186 01:37:30,598 --> 01:37:33,999 - Dexter! Welcome back. - Hey, Dex. So, look. 1187 01:37:34,102 --> 01:37:36,730 No hard feelings, all right? 1188 01:37:36,838 --> 01:37:39,398 - Lawrence! - You saw... You saw what he did just then! 1189 01:37:39,507 --> 01:37:41,407 - Who's evolved? - I am. 1190 01:37:41,509 --> 01:37:44,342 - Who's evolved? - I am! 1191 01:37:44,445 --> 01:37:47,073 Good. 1192 01:37:47,182 --> 01:37:50,640 Well, they're all here. Well done. Everyone's in. 1193 01:37:50,752 --> 01:37:53,778 Yeah, well, not everyone. 1194 01:37:55,089 --> 01:37:58,183 We lost a couple of good little men out there tonight. 1195 01:37:58,293 --> 01:38:01,854 With great victory comes great sacrifice. 1196 01:38:03,798 --> 01:38:05,698 Yeah. 1197 01:38:08,336 --> 01:38:10,327 Dad, look! 1198 01:38:16,110 --> 01:38:19,409 Bully! 1199 01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:41,360 You ain't gettin' rid of us that easy. 1200 01:39:01,456 --> 01:39:03,390 Until tomorrow evening, Lawrence. 1201 01:39:03,491 --> 01:39:06,324 Yeah. I don't know about that, Teddy. 1202 01:39:06,427 --> 01:39:09,362 It's gonna be tough to talk my way out of this one. 1203 01:39:09,464 --> 01:39:13,628 Well, if that's indeed the case, then it's farewell, my friend. 1204 01:39:15,536 --> 01:39:20,303 Nick? Your father's a great man. 1205 01:39:20,408 --> 01:39:22,638 I know. 1206 01:39:27,415 --> 01:39:29,076 I told you. 1207 01:39:33,087 --> 01:39:35,282 All right. Good night. 1208 01:39:35,390 --> 01:39:38,359 No, Lawrence. Good day. 1209 01:39:43,231 --> 01:39:45,392 Hey, Teddy? 1210 01:39:58,413 --> 01:40:00,313 Thanks. 1211 01:40:13,261 --> 01:40:17,027 You're watching New York 1. News all morning. 1212 01:40:17,131 --> 01:40:19,031 Thanks for joining us this morning. 1213 01:40:19,133 --> 01:40:21,363 There is a fresh blanket of snow on the ground today... 1214 01:40:21,469 --> 01:40:23,549 but it's not the snow that's got New Yorkers talking. 1215 01:40:23,571 --> 01:40:27,871 It's what's in the snow. There are dinosaur tracks along West 81st Street. 1216 01:40:27,976 --> 01:40:30,467 Here's the remarkable video. 1217 01:40:30,578 --> 01:40:32,546 These appear to be Tyrannosaurus Rex tracks... 1218 01:40:32,647 --> 01:40:35,081 and they lead straight to the Museum of Natural History. 1219 01:40:35,183 --> 01:40:39,586 Authorities have found what appear to be cave drawings in the subway. 1220 01:40:39,687 --> 01:40:42,417 Neanderthals atop the museum roof. 1221 01:40:42,523 --> 01:40:44,388 Elaborate hoax or publicity stunt? 1222 01:40:44,492 --> 01:40:46,790 You be the judge. But one thing's for sure. 1223 01:40:46,894 --> 01:40:50,193 The folks at the Natural History Museum have really outdone them... 1224 01:40:53,334 --> 01:40:55,734 Any explanation at all? 1225 01:40:58,773 --> 01:41:00,707 No. Got nothin'. 1226 01:41:00,808 --> 01:41:02,708 Good. 1227 01:41:02,810 --> 01:41:05,608 I'll take your keys and your flashlight. 1228 01:41:22,096 --> 01:41:25,190 Folks, this way. 1229 01:42:23,091 --> 01:42:27,084 My name is Nick Daley. My Career Day parent is my dad. 1230 01:42:27,195 --> 01:42:30,460 He's the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History. 1231 01:42:35,536 --> 01:42:37,663 Hey. How's it goin'? Well, Nicky said it. 1232 01:42:37,772 --> 01:42:40,332 I'm the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History. 1233 01:42:40,441 --> 01:42:43,706 Let me tell you something. That's when history comes alive. 1234 01:42:45,313 --> 01:42:47,185 How many of you guys been over to the museum? 1235 01:43:08,769 --> 01:43:12,637 Goal! 1236 01:43:38,694 --> 01:43:41,723 Hey, it's gettin' late. You ready to go home? 1237 01:43:41,802 --> 01:43:43,828 Nope. 1238 01:43:49,677 --> 01:43:53,704 Let's ride. 1239 01:44:28,716 --> 01:44:32,277 It was nice of Larry not to rat us out, but this is ridiculous. 1240 01:44:32,386 --> 01:44:35,321 We're night watchmen, not janitors. 1241 01:44:35,423 --> 01:44:38,859 Gentlemen, you're doing a terrific job. I'm gonna catch a few Z's. 1242 01:44:38,960 --> 01:44:40,860 You ain't goin' nowhere. 1243 01:44:40,962 --> 01:44:43,023 Start moppin', hot dog. 1244 01:44:47,902 --> 01:44:49,334 Over here.