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<i>Nacho! Nacho!</i>

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<i>Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!</i>

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For you.

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One for you.

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For you.

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One for you.

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One for you.

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How come we can't ever have
just, like, a salad?

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Be grateful, Juan Pablo.

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Today is especially delicious.

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Orphans, smile and be happy,

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for God has blessed us
with a new teacher.

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She hails from
the Oaxaca Parish Convent

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of the Immaculate Heart
Sisters Lady Mountains

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of Guadalupe.

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Sister Encarnación.

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Thank you, Brother.

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Children, today I want to tell you
a story about Isabel.

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Okay, new game.

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-Go get it!
-Hey, that's my ball!

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Sister.

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I'm Ignacio.

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God be with you, Ignacio.

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Anyways,

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I was wondering
if you would like to join me

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in my quarters this night for some toast.

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Look alive!

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There is a man sick with influenza.
I need for you to pay him a visit, huh?

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-But the sister and I...
-You are always complaining

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of never having priestly duties.

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Here is your big duty, huh?

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Go now,

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so that Sister and I may talk
of holy things.

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I like your cow.

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Where is he?

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Holy Father, please receive this man
to your kingdom.

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Thank you for coming here today.

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This man lived a good life.

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He had a wonderful woman,

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a lush garden,

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and a collection
of Russian nesting dolls.

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May he rest in peace.

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Okay.

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Hey!

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Ramses...

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ENTER TODAY

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<i>Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!</i>

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Okay.

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How's it going?

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It's very late, Ignacio.

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Give me a second.

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Good toast.

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So,

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<i>everyone calls you güero.</i>

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My mother was a Lutheran missionary
from Scandinavia

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and my father, a deacon from Mexico.

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They tried to convert each other,

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but they got married instead.

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And then they died.

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So anyways, let's get down
to the nitty-gritty.

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Tell me,

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who is this Encarnación?

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Well,

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my favorite color is light tan.

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My favorite animal is puppies.

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I like serving the Lord.

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Hiking.

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Play volleyball.

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You gotta be kidding me.

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Everything you just said
is my favorite thing to do

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every day.

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So, you enjoy yourself here
at the Brotherhood?

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The children, I love the children.
They are my heart.

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But to tell you the truth,

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the brothers make me cook stew
and stuff all day,

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but they don't give me money
for fresh ingredients.

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And they don't think I know a buttload
of crap about the Gospel, but I do.

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Okay?

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Today, I saw a man in town.

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People were throwing daisies at him
and giving him goodies.

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Sometimes I would like
that kind of respect.

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Who was this man?

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<i>Well, to tell you the truth,
he was a luchador.</i>

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Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio.

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People cheer for him,
but he is a false idol.

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Whatever.

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Be patient, Brother.

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This, too, shall pass.

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What is this?

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Leftovers.

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Enjoy.

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There is no flavor.

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There are no spices.
Where are the chips?

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Somebody stole them.

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Did you not tell them
that they were the Lord's chips?

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I was trying to...

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-You are useless, Ignacio.
-Silence, Brothers.

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This is the worst lunch I ever had.

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Your only job is to cook.

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Do you not realize
I have had diarrhea since Easters?

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Okay.

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Maybe I am not meant for these duties.

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Cooking duty. Dead guy duty.

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Maybe it's time for me
to get a better duty.

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I think your food is good.

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I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny,

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and I will have my glory day
in the hot sun.

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Okay?

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See you.

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Hey! Listen to me! Hey!

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<i>Mucho take it easy. I need your help.</i>

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Take out the legs!

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Listen to me!

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Today, I have the chance of a lifetime,
but first I need a man.

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Get off me!

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Don't you see?

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Your skills plus my skills
in the ring, tag team.

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You're crazy!

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Aren't you tired
of getting dirt kicked in your face?

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I am!

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Don't you want a little taste of the glory?

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See what it tastes like?

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No!

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lf we win, we get 200 pesos!

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Chancho!

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Chancho!

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Chancho, I need to borrow
some sweats.

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Are you leaving us?

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No, Chancho, I would never leave you.

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I just need to borrow some sweats.

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His hair. We bet his hair.

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What?

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You can take the Stallion.

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I'll take the Pony.

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I can't wrestle him.

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But you are tall and fast like a gazelle.
You can do it.

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Pray to the Lord for strength.

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I don't believe in God,
I believe in science.

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You have not been baptized?

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Hey. How you doing?

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He's good.

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Hello!

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I'm talking to you. I will come.

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Save me a piece of that corn.

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Save me a piece of that corn for later.

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Hey. Take it easy.

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Come on, Esqueleto!

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Okay.

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No problem. We are dancing.

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That didn't hurt!

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And then I disappear!

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Taste it. Yes! I'm going to pull you.

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The shoe!

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Anaconda squeeze.

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Okay.

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Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!

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Semental! Semental!
Semental! Semental!

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Those guys were
a couple of wussies, huh?

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They scalped my hairs, okay?

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-I look hideous.
-Come on, baby.

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And you gave them permission
to hurt me like this.

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But I couldn't have anybody see
my face, Steven, come on.

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Tonight,

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I felt something deep inside me,

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I've never felt before.

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Do you remember that one time

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when everyone was shouting my name

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and I used my strength
to rip my blouse?

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Yeah.

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And I saw them
knock you unconscious, all right?

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What's this?

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It's money. What did you think?

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But we lost.

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We all get a piece.

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Listen,

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the people, they like you guys.

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Come back next week,
and I will get another fight for you.

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Chancho.

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When you are a man

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sometimes you wear stretchy pants

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in your room.

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It's for fun.

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Don't worry. I won't tell nobody.

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I'm a little concerned right now.

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About your salvation and stuff.

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How come you have not been baptized?

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Because I never got around to it, okay?

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I don't know why you always
have to be judging me

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because I only believe in science.

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But tonight,

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we are going up
against Satan's Cavemen.

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And I just thought
it would be a good idea if you...

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Praise the Lord!

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Hey, we're not allowed to watch that.

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Hey! Hey!

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Tag me!

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What? What are you doing?

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No, no, no, no! No, no!

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Ignacio.

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<i>No! No, no, no! No, no, no!</i>

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What the...

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Move!

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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Chancho! Put him down!

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-Fight! Fight!
-Put him down, Chancho! Stop it!

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-Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
-Please, stop it!

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Break it up! Break it up! Break it up!

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What's wrong with you?

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But, Sister,

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<i>they are just niños trying
to release their wiggles.</i>

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Ignacio, they are wrestling
in a sacred place.

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Okay, orphans, listen to me.
Listen to Ignacio.

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I know it is fun to wrestle.

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A nice pile-drive to the face,

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or a punch to the face,

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but you cannot do it.

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Because it is in the Bible
not to wrestle your neighbor.

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So you've never wrestled?

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Me? No, come on. Don't be crazy.

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Listen, I know the wrestlers
get all the fancy ladies,

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and the clothes,

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and the free creams and lotions,

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but my life is good.

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Really good.

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I get to wake up every morning
at 5:00 a.m. and make some soup.

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It's the best. I love it.

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I get to lay in a bed by myself
all of my life.

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It's fantastic.

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Go.

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Go away!

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Read some books!

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Have you ever had feelings for a nun?

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No way.

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There is this nun.

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I just wish I could take off this robe
so she could see how strong I am.

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Well, bring her
to our next wrestling match.

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Yeah, right.

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Then I'll get kicked
out of the monastery.

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I have an idea.

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Tell me.

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Take her on a date tonight

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and I will bring some of my friends
to beat you up,

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but we will let you win.

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So where are you taking me?

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Well, Sister, I saw a bum here today.

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There were two bums,

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and I said to myself,

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''Let's talk to these guys
about the Gospel.''

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Well, where are they?

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I don't see them.

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They should be coming by.

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Where is your robe, Ignacio?

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It was stinky.

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But these are my recreation clothes.

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-They look expensive.
-Thank you.

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I mean, yes,

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they may have
the appearance of riches,

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but beneath the clothes, we find a man.

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And beneath a man,

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we find his nucleus.

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-Nucleus?
-Yes.

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Listen, I don't like the way
those guys just looked at you.

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Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?

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And if you guys
have a problem with that,

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well, you can just fight me.

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Okay.

271
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:23,500
You ready?

272
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,800
You messed with
the wrong guy this time.

273
00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:27,800
You ever seen these moves? Huh?

274
00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:30,300
You see these moves? Huh?

275
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,000
You think you gonna... Huh?

276
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:35,700
-Come on!
-This way. I think he's over here.

277
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,100
Surprise.

278
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,600
Get that corn out of my face!

279
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,300
Release! Release!

280
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,200
I looked like a fool last night!
What took you so long?

281
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,500
It's no use.

282
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:24,700
I wanna be a great fighter,

283
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:28,300
but I can't even beat
a couple of guys in the street.

284
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:40,900
Nacho.

285
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:44,400
I think I know someone
who can help you.

286
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,300
-The Lord?
-No.

287
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,700
He's a water gypsy.

288
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:51,400
He know wheres to find eagle eggs.

289
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,800
Eagle eggs?

290
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,700
I'm not listening to you. You're crazy.

291
00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:01,500
Nacho, I'm telling you. This is for reals.

292
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:05,000
His eagle eggs possess
magical powers.

293
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,300
You could become the greatest fighter
who ever lived.

294
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:28,400
In order for you to become empowered

295
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:30,800
by the eagle,

296
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,200
you must climb that cliff,

297
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,800
find the egg,

298
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,200
crack open one of them,

299
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,400
and then swallow the yolk.

300
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,300
So, what you're saying to me

301
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,200
is if I can eat this yolk,

302
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,400
my moves will become
the best in the whole world.

303
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,300
Definitely.

304
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,700
High five.

305
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,500
-Summon your eagle powers.
-What do you think I am doing?

306
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,200
Eagle powers, come to me!

307
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,700
Please!

308
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,500
Tag. Tag! Tag!

309
00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:27,500
Those eggs were a lie, Steven.

310
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,400
A lie!

311
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,600
They gave me no eagle powers!

312
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:35,100
They gave me no nutrients!

313
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,300
Sorry.

314
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:45,100
I don't want to get paid to lose.

315
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,300
I want to win!

316
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,200
I need professional help.

317
00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:58,400
I need Ramses.

318
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,300
He's the best.

319
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,100
We need to get in
with him and his buddies.

320
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,200
We must learn their ways.

321
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,700
But they are pros.
They only hang out with each other.

322
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,700
Then we must go pro!

323
00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:17,800
But going pro is not that easy.
It's political, obviously.

324
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,300
<i>My area, amigo.</i>

325
00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:38,400
You see that guy over there?

326
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,400
<i>His name is Señor Ramon.</i>

327
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,400
He's Ramses' manager

328
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,600
and he owns all of the big arenas.

329
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,600
He's having a party tomorrow night.

330
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,300
We need to go and show him
we mean business,

331
00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:59,100
that we are ready for the big leagues.

332
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,400
Over there in the tree
is a chipmunk nest.

333
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:09,100
Here we have the corn.
The best in the city. It's delicious.

334
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,100
That is where I get the day-old chips,
over in a secret place.

335
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,700
And that is a crazy lady.

336
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,700
So now you got a little taste
of what I do.

337
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,600
It's pretty dang exciting, huh?

338
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:31,300
Ramses!

339
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:39,000
-How do you know him?
-He's the best.

340
00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,500
No, he's not.

341
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:47,500
May I have his autograph?

342
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:50,500
Please?

343
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,000
Okay. Let me see what I can do.

344
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:08,500
Ramses.

345
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,800
How are you?

346
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,600
Hi.

347
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:23,600
I was wondering
if the children could get a

348
00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:27,400
signature from you and maybe a picture.

349
00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:42,200
Listen, the kids are orphans.

350
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:45,300
They like you. You are the best.

351
00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:59,500
This party's gonna be crazy.

352
00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:02,000
I mean, we're gonna be pros.

353
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:05,800
Feel it.

354
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,100
Go on. I made them.

355
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,000
Go lay down.

356
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,900
Ignacio, I've been looking for you.

357
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:26,400
-Where have you been?
-I've been here.

358
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,800
I've been sleeping.

359
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,400
In a frilly shirt and slacks?

360
00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:34,700
They are my PJs.

361
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,000
Can I come in?

362
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,700
No, people might get
the wrong idea about you.

363
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,700
Like maybe you are a floozy.

364
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,500
Ignacio, I was in the kitchen

365
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,900
and there's no food
for tomorrow's breakfast.

366
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,300
Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

367
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,600
-But when?
-Good night.

368
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,200
Hey, let go my blouse.

369
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,000
We are wrestlers, too. We are invited.

370
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:26,000
-Give me a boost.
-Okay.

371
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,800
Hey. What about me?

372
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,900
I don't think I can lift you.

373
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,700
You are too fat.

374
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,400
Good luck.

375
00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:16,100
<i>Señor Ramon.</i>

376
00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:21,000
<i>-Who are you?
-I am Esqueleto, the luchador.</i>

377
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,000
<i>Everybody is a luchador, mi amigo.</i>

378
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,400
I think that me and my friend
are ready to go pro.

379
00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:36,100
Ramses, would you like to fight
this man in the ring?

380
00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:42,500
So you want to make a name
for yourself, horseface?

381
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,900
Win the Battle Jam next week.

382
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:50,000
The winner will fight Ramses
in exhibition

383
00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:53,100
in front of 5,000 people.

384
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,500
Then you will be a pro.

385
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,800
I forgive you.

386
00:53:37,100 --> 00:53:38,900
Come here, soldier.

387
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,600
How did you get up here so fast?

388
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,200
Secret tunnels.

389
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:55,400
Some say wrestlers make bad lovers.

390
00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:59,500
That they save themselves for the ring.

391
00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:09,300
Huh?

392
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,800
I love you.

393
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,100
Sing!

394
00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:33,100
Sing something for Ramses!

395
00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:37,700
Okay, my friend, this one's yours.

396
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,000
What?

397
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:40,900
This one yours.

398
00:54:55,500 --> 00:55:00,400
<i>I am singing at the party</i>

399
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:04,000
<i>I am singing</i>

400
00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:07,900
<i>It's my turn to sing at the party</i>

401
00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:11,000
<i>Everyone is dancing</i>

402
00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:14,000
<i>Happy party</i>

403
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:20,500
<i>But Ramses is not dancing
He does not dance at the parties</i>

404
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:26,500
<i>Ramses is number one
He knows the secrets of desire</i>

405
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,100
<i>Ramses is the one
He puts the people all on fire</i>

406
00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:36,800
<i>Ramses</i>

407
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,100
Steven!

408
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,500
Come here.

409
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,500
That party was lame.

410
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,900
I hate that place.

411
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:09,700
Hey!

412
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,200
Take it easy.

413
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,700
It sucks to be me right now!

414
00:57:04,700 --> 00:57:06,900
-How come?
-How come you think?

415
00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:11,300
I used to really like Ramses.
I wanted to become him.

416
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,600
But it turns out he's a real douche.

417
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:22,100
Well, win the Battle Jam this week
and you can fight him yourself.

418
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:33,900
Forget it.

419
00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:35,800
What?

420
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,400
Because I can't go on living a lie.

421
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,400
Earth to Steven.

422
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:45,800
I'm a friar.

423
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,700
I'm not for that world.

424
00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:53,200
The orphans, they need me,
and I have forsaken them.

425
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:57,400
I got no groceries for breakfast
because of you!

426
00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:00,700
I'm sick of hearing
about your stupid orphans.

427
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,700
-What did you just say?
-I hate orphans.

428
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:08,400
-Say it again to my face.
-I hate them!

429
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:09,800
Come again?

430
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:12,600
I hate all the orphans
in the whole world.

431
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000
I'm not listening to you.

432
00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:31,700
You only believe in science.
That's probably why we never win.

433
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,900
We never win because you are fat.

434
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,800
<i>Buenos días, Sister.</i>

435
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,700
So, what you cooking?

436
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,700
Breakfast.

437
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,800
Ignacio, you have a responsibility
to these children.

438
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:14,600
I know.

439
00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:19,300
Well, where have you been?

440
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:24,100
I've been gone because I had
a lot of church-y opportunities lately,

441
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,900
outside of the orphanage.

442
00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:30,200
Like what? Where were you last night?

443
00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:37,600
To tell you the truth,
I went to a wrestling match.

444
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,100
You went to watch a wrestling match?

445
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,000
Kind of.

446
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,900
You are a man of the cloth.

447
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,500
<i>Lucha libre, it's a sin.</i>

448
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,200
But why?

449
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,700
Because those men fight for vanity,

450
01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:01,600
for money,

451
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:03,400
for false pride.

452
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:07,700
Yes, it's terrible. Terrible.

453
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,700
But is it always a sin to fight?

454
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:14,500
No.

455
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:18,700
lf you fight for something noble,

456
01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:21,800
or for someone who needs your help,

457
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:25,000
only then will God bless you in battle.

458
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,000
You must pray for forgiveness.

459
01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:38,300
Excuse me, Ignacio.

460
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,100
<i>Precious Father,</i>

461
01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:27,100
<i>why have you given me
this desire to wrestle</i>

462
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,800
<i>and then made me
such a stinky warrior?</i>

463
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:35,300
<i>Have I focused too much on my boots
and all my fame and my stretchy pants?</i>

464
01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:37,400
<i>Wait a second.</i>

465
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,500
<i>Maybe you want me to fight
and give everything I win</i>

466
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:42,300
<i>to the little ones who have nothing</i>

467
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,100
<i>so they can have better foods
and a better life.</i>

468
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,600
<i>Yeah, maybe that.</i>

469
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,000
<i>Okay, if I win tonight at the Battle Jam,</i>

470
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,100
<i>I will know that you bless my mission</i>

471
01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:57,700
<i>and that you want me to be
a wrestling servant of you.</i>

472
01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:01,200
<i>I smell cookies.</i>

473
01:02:02,100 --> 01:02:03,300
Flame! Flame!

474
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:08,600
No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

475
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,500
Roll, you fool!

476
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,800
Flame, flame, flame!

477
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,100
Yes, it's true!

478
01:02:56,300 --> 01:02:59,300
<i>I am Nacho, the luchador.</i>

479
01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:05,900
Who?

480
01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:08,300
Maybe you have seen me on TV.

481
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,500
Nacho!

482
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:26,300
No. This is forbidden.

483
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,300
I knew it.

484
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:31,500
He is not a man of God.

485
01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:36,700
Tonight,

486
01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:40,000
I will fight
the seven strongest men in town,

487
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,000
maybe the world,

488
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,700
and I will win

489
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:49,700
because our Heavenly Father
will be in the ring with me.

490
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,900
And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.

491
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,400
And with it,

492
01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:56,900
I will buy the orphans a big bus

493
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,700
to go on field trips to parks
and places like that.

494
01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:02,700
I'm serious!

495
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,900
Nipple twist!

496
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:28,200
You can't win them all.

497
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:42,200
Nacho!

498
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,200
Where are you going?

499
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,400
There is no place for me
in this world, Chanchito.

500
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000
I don't belong out there

501
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,700
and I don't belong in here,

502
01:07:57,300 --> 01:07:59,600
so I'm going into the wilderness,

503
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:02,200
probably to die.

504
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,600
Well, you might need this.

505
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:16,700
My mother gave it to me
before she died.

506
01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:20,800
<i>It was her lucky machete.
You can have it.</i>

507
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,300
I hope to see you again, little Chancho.

508
01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:46,000
Maybe in the next life.

509
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:53,100
How did you find me here?

510
01:10:53,700 --> 01:10:55,300
I saw you from the village.

511
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:09,200
I have some news.

512
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,500
Silencio isn't going to be able
to fight Ramses.

513
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,600
He got injured.

514
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,900
Silencio bruised his bunions.

515
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,400
They are swollen really hard.

516
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:53,300
He's not gonna be able to fight tonight.

517
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:56,500
You were second place.

518
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,900
You get to fight Ramses.

519
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,000
But I have given up wrestling.

520
01:12:05,900 --> 01:12:08,800
Nacho, you are a great fighter.

521
01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:12,700
And you got something
none of these guys have.

522
01:12:22,900 --> 01:12:25,100
The childrens need a real hero.

523
01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:29,800
But I thought you hated
all the orphans in the whole world.

524
01:12:32,100 --> 01:12:33,500
Not anymore.

525
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:35,500
I like them.

526
01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:40,300
And they need you, Nacho.

527
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,500
Okay.

528
01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:44,600
<i>Dear Sister, I know
you probably hate my guts by now</i>

529
01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:48,700
<i>and already believe that I must have
died long ago in the wilderness.</i>

530
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,300
<i>But you are wrong, I'm still alive.</i>

531
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,700
<i>Tonight I'll be fighting
the greatest wrestler who ever lived,</i>

532
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,300
<i>the great Ramses.</i>

533
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:57,700
<i>I know you don't like wrestling,</i>

534
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:01,000
<i>but know that I am leaving
all my monies to the orphans.</i>

535
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:05,300
<i>And if I die in the ring, know that
I always loved you as a brother in God.</i>

536
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,200
<i>Ignacio.</i>

537
01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:12,600
<i>P.S. lf we didn't end up taking
our vows of celibacy,</i>

538
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:17,200
<i>we could maybe get married
and have a family with some niños.</i>

539
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:20,100
<i>But, you know, whatever.</i>

540
01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:23,400
<i>Hug, hug, kiss, kiss,</i>

541
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:25,900
<i>hug, hug, big kiss,</i>

542
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:30,000
<i>little hug, kiss, kiss, little kiss.</i>

543
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:21,600
Ramses is the number one.

544
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,800
His legs are number one.

545
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:29,400
His eyes are number one.

546
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:33,000
His muscles are number one.

547
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:37,200
Ramses is the number one.

548
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,800
While I was in the wilderness

549
01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:50,500
I wrote a song for Encarnación

550
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,300
in my mind.

551
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:58,300
-Shall I sing it for you?
-Sure.

552
01:16:09,700 --> 01:16:13,300
<i>When the fantasy has ended</i>

553
01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:16,900
<i>And all the children are gone</i>

554
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:21,300
<i>Something good inside me</i>

555
01:16:21,900 --> 01:16:24,600
<i>Helps me to carry on</i>

556
01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:28,500
<i>I ate some bugs
I ate some grass</i>

557
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:32,300
<i>I used my hand
To wipe my tears</i>

558
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:36,300
<i>To kiss your mouth
I'd break my vow</i>

559
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:40,000
<i>No, no, no
No, no, no way, José</i>

560
01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:42,400
<i>Unless you want to</i>

561
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:46,600
<i>Then we'd break our vows together</i>

562
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:52,200
<i>Encarnación</i>

563
01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:55,500
<i>Encarnación</i>

564
01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:58,200
<i>Encarnación</i>

565
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,500
<i>Encarnación</i>

566
01:17:05,100 --> 01:17:06,800
They are ready for you now.

567
01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:42,800
Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!

568
01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:06,400
Maybe we should pray.

569
01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:16,300
Dear Lord, please bless Nacho
with nutrients and strength.

570
01:18:16,700 --> 01:18:18,100
-Amen.
-Amen.

571
01:18:18,900 --> 01:18:22,800
Ramses! Ramses! Ramses! Ramses!

572
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:30,800
Ramses! Ramses!

573
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:49,600
High five.

574
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,900
Take it easy.

575
01:19:04,300 --> 01:19:06,300
Go, go, go, go, go.

576
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:20,800
Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!

577
01:20:20,900 --> 01:20:23,000
Nacho! Nacho!

578
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,900
Okay. Vertebrae kick!

579
01:22:45,100 --> 01:22:46,200
Timber!

580
01:23:58,500 --> 01:23:59,800
I did it!

581
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,400
Hey! We did it!

582
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:30,900
Yes!

583
01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:00,400
Yes!

584
01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:02,500
-Yes!
-Yes!

585
01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:10,800
Yes!