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GEORGIA: Greece.
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People come here
from all over
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to see the ancient ruins.
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To bask in history.
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To be a part of the birthplace
of civilization.
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People reconnect
with their souls.
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They find their mojo.
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In Greece, it's called kefi,
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which means "passion,
joy, spirit".
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Late!
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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GEORGIA: Goodbye, Genaki.
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(GENAKI SPEAKING GREEK)
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GEORGIA: In a week.
That window's stuck again.
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- GENAKl: Bravo. Where is the rent?
- I left it on the trapesi.
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(GEORGIA SPEAKING GREEK)
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(GREETING IN GREEK)
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GEORGIA: Now, me, I love the beauty
and architecture of ancient Greece.
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But living in modern Greece
can be a bit frustrating.
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(HORN HONKING)
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Sometimes things go fast.
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Most times,
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not so much.
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I came here a year ago to teach
at Athens University.
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Cutbacks left me without a job.
So now, for now,
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I work at Pangloss Tours.
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Georgia!
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Oh, yeah. I've hit rock bottom.
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Georgia. Again you cut out beach day.
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They can go to the beach in any country.
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On my tour,
I teach them about ancient architecture.
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Nobody comes to Greece to learn.
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Maria, I disagree.
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- It's open.
- You didn't get the job.
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Don't you read the evaluations?
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"What do you think of Georgia
as tour director?"
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"Average. Average. Average".
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So I'm average.
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Average is the lowest box you can check.
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Do you think we have
something that says, "Stinks"?
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And if we did, you'd be stinks.
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- "I find your tour boring".
- My tourists are boring.
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I think I've guided, like, 34 tours
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and you give me the same tourists
over and over again.
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Look! There they are.
The Tipsy Australians.
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- The Obnoxious Americans.
- It's called "rip-off".
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GEORGIA: The Miserable Marriages.
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The Disgusted-With-Men-
But-Still-Looking Divorcees.
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- Stop!
- GEORGIA: And, of course, The Old People.
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- I don't see Mr. Funny.
- Who?
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There's always one annoying guy
who thinks he's the life of the party.
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Canadians. Polite Canadians.
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- Can I have them?
- No.
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They're in Group A. Nico's group.
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GEORGIA: Why does Nico
always get the good group?
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His evaluations don't say, "Average".
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(SIGHS)
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God!
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By the way,
Spiros eloped with that girl with no foot.
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- Excellent.
- Why?
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- I'm being sarcastic.
- You're not funny. Stop trying.
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- Who's my driver? Not Themio.
- Relax. He's in jail.
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You got the substitute. Procopi.
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The creepy, hairy, creepy guy?
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He's right behind me, isn't he?
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- Does he speak English?
- I don't know if he speaks anything.
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Maybe they caught a bear.
Taught it to drive.
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(MARIA LAUGHS)
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So I have rules. You cannot speed,
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you cannot smoke
and you cannot eat while driving.
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Great, he doesn't speak English.
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Don't forget to brush him.
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- Maria! Maria!
- Nico! Nico!
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Hey, thank you for my group, eh? Whoa!
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He bribes you for the good group?
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- No.
- Yes.
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Oh.
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That girl. That girl has no kefi.
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What Greek does not have spirit, eh?
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Maybe she's half Greek.
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This was supposed to be temporary while
she looked for some big-shot teaching job.
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And now no one will hire her
and I am stuck with her.
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Hey, if I make her quit,
can I have a raise?
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I don't want to know about it. Yes.
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- Group B! Group B, everyone.
- Hey!
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Group B, hello, I'm Georgia.
Welcome to Greece. I'm your tour guide.
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I'm Irv Giddeon,
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and I've come here to see
as many ancient ruins as possible.
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And judging from your husband,
the trip is already a success.
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(LAUGHING)
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There you are! And, indeed, funny.
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I'm killing me.
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How many of you, like me, have come here
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to fondle as many nude statues
as possible?
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- Half the reason I came.
- Get your hand down.
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Jeez. This is comedy.
The Greeks invented it.
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It's like mustaches on women.
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You know, we left Adelaide last night
with 17 pounds of frozen flake.
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Thirty hours later,
she's right on the bugle.
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I'm giving it liquid yawns in the dunnies.
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- It was a shocker, Barry.
- Yeah.
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- Are they speaking words?
- Australians are the nicest people,
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but you can only understand
about half of what they say.
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a bad case of the trots
of last night's tucker.
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It's the last time I ate fish.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Excuse me. Is this Pangloss Tours?
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Group B?
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Sweet marble cake, she speaks American.
Come on, get it up now.
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Okay. Ha-ha!
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- Okay, everybody, let's get on the bus.
- WOMAN: Oh, yes.
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Okay, Group B, got your tickets?
Follow me.
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(DOOR SCREECHES)
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Spooky.
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Okay. Now make sure that your luggage
is tagged and the driver will stow it.
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- Okay, you got me.
- Sorry.
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- That's okay. Dr. Tullen?
- Oh, no, no. I'm Mr. that's...
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I am Dr. Tullen.
And this is our daughter, Caitlin.
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- Do smile, darling.
- I am.
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Hey, big fellow, how many bells
have you got on the old dickory?
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What the hell? What the hell is he saying?
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Oh, wake up, Australia.
He wants to know what time it is.
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- See, if it's...
- Here you go.
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...10 hours ahead here,
then that would make it...
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Kimmy, what time is it back in the States?
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- The right time.
- BIG AL: Good one, Kimmy.
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Kim and Al Sawchuck. S-A-W-Chuck.
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- Come on, Al. Come on, Big Al.
- Al Sawchuck. How are you?
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- Okay. How are you?
- KIM: Let's go, Big Al.
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Okay, there you go. There you go.
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There's no smoking on the bus.
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- I have a question.
- Yeah.
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What's with the beekeeper?
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My wife needs protection from the sun.
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But we're not going to the sun.
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(CHUCKLING)
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That man is so rude. Make it stop.
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Excuse me, ladies. Hey, there.
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I'm Marc Mallard. IHOP.
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That's the International House
of Pancakes.
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Did one of you lose this?
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Thank you, Marc. I must have dropped it.
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It looks like a raspberry waffle.
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- Or a tart.
- Or a tart.
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Hi. I'm Lena Maria Angustias
Teresa Fernandez de la Vega Rodriguez.
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And she's Lala Cruz.
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- LENA: We're from Espana.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- And we are both recently divorced.
- And off men.
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Hmm.
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Hi. I'm Marc Mallard. IHOP.
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Hello. Georgia Yanokoupolis.
Pangloss Tours.
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- I'll see you on the bus.
- Okay.
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Group B? Yes. Names.
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You don't speak English, do you?
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And Maria gave you to me.
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Luggage this way.
And then you get on the bus.
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- Excuse me. I'm looking for the bus.
- Yeah.
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- This is it.
- Group B?
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- Oh, cool.
- Okay.
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Hey, Gator Phillips.
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- I'm from Florida, the States.
- You're traveling alone?
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No way, man.
I'm gonna meet my girlfriend in Greece.
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- We are in Greece.
- Now?
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Right on. Thanks, man.
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- Okay, here you go.
- Is this free?
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- Yeah.
- Whoa!
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(GREETS IN GREEK)
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Kalimera, everyone.
That's Greek for, "Good morning".
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Hello, beautiful people. I am Nico.
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For you, warm loucoumades.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Wrong bus.
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- KIM: Hey, wait a minute...
- What the hell? Where's our donuts?
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MARC: What a rip!
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I'm gonna get... I could get you
some later, maybe. I'll look around.
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- Yeah...
- We should get something.
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(SPEAKING GREEK)
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Let's go.
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I mean, who needs the carbs, right?
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Not me. My ankles swell from the wheat.
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(GEARS GRINDING)
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Okay, you might want to write this down.
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In 1834, Athens became
the capital of modern Greece.
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Now, I'm not just a tour guide.
I am a professor of classical history.
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MAN 1: Oh, great!
Are we gonna have a test now?
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So I'm going to teach you
all about the architecture
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and monuments of ancient Greece.
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- Like the propylea.
- Which is the word for donuts.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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- My name is Georgia.
- Louder, please.
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- My name is Georgia.
- Yes, dear.
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I'm Dorcas, Dorcas Wilmore.
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And this is my husband, Barnaby.
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Oh, I've got everyone a little souvenir.
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- To remember our trip together.
- ALL: (EXCLAIMING) All right.
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- MAN 2: Oh, you shouldn't have.
- This must have cost you a shload.
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Oh, no, it was nothing.
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Hand those around, would you, dear?
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Guide, this bus is really stuffy.
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- My daughter, Caitlin, needs fresh air.
- Okay, no problem.
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(SPEAKING GREEK)
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(AIR VENTS WHIRRING)
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Uh-oh.
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(ALL COUGHING)
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- Turn it off!
- GEORGIA: Oh, my God!
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(SHOUTING IN GREEK)
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Smells like death.
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GEORGIA: Sorry about that.
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- Angie?
- It's Georgia.
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Is the Sasquatch gonna be
with us the whole time?
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- He's the driver.
- What's his name?
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Right. Everyone,
please say hello to Procopi.
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- Hey, Procopi.
- Hello, Procopi.
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(SPEAKING GREEK)
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Oh, I'm sorry. He has a nickname
he'd rather be known by.
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Poupi.
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Did he just say, "Poop"?
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Fair suck of the sav,
mate, I can't call you Poupi.
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What's your last name?
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(GEORGIA SPEAKING GREEK)
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It's Kakas.
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(SNIGGERING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(SPEAKING GREEK)
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They're laughing at your name.
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So what? Laughing is good.
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(BUS RATTLING)
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- Okay! Yeah.
- It's hot.
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(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
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Come, come, come.
I love you beautiful people.
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GEORGIA: All right, everybody,
let's go this way. Come on.
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Well, I have an exciting day planned.
But, first, listen.
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Whenever we stop the bus, whether it be
for restrooms or lunch or for touring,
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the driver or I will lock the bus. So you
can leave whatever you need in there.
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Cameras, sweaters, handbags, anything.
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- What about sweaters?
- Anything.
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- Handbags?
- Yes.
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Cameras, too?
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Cameras, too.
Anything, anytime, anywhere.
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- Anything.
- Come on, Barnaby. Come on.
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GEORGIA: We are now walking through
the tholos. Say it with me? Anyone?
243
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,235
Okay. The Greek word "agora "
means a place of gathering,
244
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,204
and in ancient times,
this was the heart of Athenian life.
245
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,573
Plato and Socrates
taught philosophy here.
246
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,275
- MAN 1: She still talking?
- It's hot.
247
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,510
- Yes.
- KIM: Where can we get ice cream?
248
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,378
- Is there, like, a mini-mart around here?
- If you just...
249
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,747
I thought this was
the ancient supermarket.
250
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,449
- Lf you go back to...
- NICO: Come, come.
251
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,414
I have a surprise for you.
Look. Hey!
252
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,588
Come, beautiful people. Who wants to be
Zeus and Athena? Please, please, come.
253
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,123
- Photo op here.
- Look, he's great.
254
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:53,625
- Come on.
- GATOR: Hey, can we do that?
255
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,094
- BIG AL: I wish I was over there.
- That's cheesy.
256
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,729
- That's the good group.
- I want to take a listen.
257
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,732
There's a god with a camera. He's a
very clever god. He invented the camera.
258
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,800
(ALL LAUGH)
259
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:05,036
All right, we're going to the Temple
of Hephaestus now. This way.
260
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:08,973
It's an exciting chapter in history.
Come on, everyone.
261
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,676
BIG AL: I'd rather get my picture
taken as Zeus over there.
262
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,573
GEORGIA: It's this way. Come on.
I know it's hot.
263
00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,684
The Temple of Hephaestus,
264
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,986
- built between 460 and 415...
- In the words of Big Kev, love...
265
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:24,155
- We're excited!
- We're excited!
266
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:26,424
- I'm not sure if they allow beer here.
- Okay, I'll finish it off.
267
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,793
- Okay. There's a trash can over there.
- At last some excitement.
268
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,196
Built between 460 and 415 B. C...
269
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:34,265
This place looks just like
our Washington, D.C. IHOP.
270
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,135
- No, actually, I'm sure it doesn't.
- Hey, Ange, hey, Ange! Ange!
271
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:40,271
Al and his crew could have this place
fixed up in a couple of minutes.
272
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:43,100
Dry wall, new roof, walk-in closets.
273
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,134
- Flip that house!
- Flip that house!
274
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,513
(ALL LAUGHING)
275
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,381
That's a joke.
I'm sure that's a joke,
276
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:53,051
because making it new
would not make it more beautiful.
277
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,914
The point is, it's ancient.
278
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,522
It's ancient. I mean, look at it.
279
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,889
Isn't it magnificent?
280
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:08,032
Come this way, beautiful people.
Nico puts the gloss into Pangloss. Yes?
281
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,401
Now come around. Please, come around.
Thank you.
282
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:13,905
So come around, please.
That's the temple there.
283
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,907
- It's very nice, yes?
- WOMAN: Yes.
284
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:19,077
Enough culture.
Now, souvenirs, yes?
285
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:22,042
Who wants that temple made of soap?
286
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,742
- Temple on a rope, yeah?
- Me, please.
287
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,886
No, no, that's not authentic.
288
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,320
- You don't want that.
- We like those.
289
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,423
Hey, Group B.
You want to come shopping with Nico?
290
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,192
Nico, what are you doing?
291
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,794
No, Group B, you're with me.
292
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,862
I've an hour of shopping
scheduled on Day 4.
293
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:42,167
- MAN 2: This way, hon.
- We got everything, my friend.
294
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:46,171
Come this way, follow the pretty ladies.
Hey, beautiful ladies!
295
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,863
Meet back at the bus in 40 minutes.
296
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:55,003
Standing in the middle
of culture and history,
297
00:16:55,414 --> 00:17:00,449
and they want a 50-50 poly-cotton blend
T~shirt with a picture of a Trojan horse.
298
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,730
Why am I spending my life
showing tourists
299
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:15,500
gorgeous ancient ruins
they care nothing about?
300
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:19,938
And Pangloss Tours pays lousy.
They book the worst hotel rooms.
301
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:23,441
I don't have any friends here.
I actually don't know anybody.
302
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:26,202
Really, I haven't had sex
in forever.
303
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,776
- Forever is a long time.
- Yeah.
304
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,021
- You speak English.
- Yes.
305
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:38,712
I do, too.
306
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,491
42 euros.
307
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,852
That's great. Anybody else?
308
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:51,267
Excellent. Excuse me.
Nice to meet you. Excuse me. Bye.
309
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,633
- You must think I'm crazy.
- Yes.
310
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,736
Fair enough.
Why would you not tell me?
311
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:04,310
I thought you needed to talk.
I have three sisters. So talk.
312
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,720
Do you ever question
what you're doing with your life?
313
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,821
- No.
- What?
314
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:14,216
- Talk more about the no sex.
- I'm good, thanks.
315
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,695
You don't question? Come on,
Greece is the land of philosophers.
316
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:21,266
Yes. But that is their job.
My job is to drive the bus.
317
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,134
You know, it pays better.
318
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,436
Come on.
You don't have a life plan?
319
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,764
- How do you plan life?
- What?
320
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,410
Come on. We'll get some coffee
and you can talk.
321
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,145
What? We're working.
322
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,247
Everyone should take
the time for a coffee.
323
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,645
That is the typical Greek mentality.
324
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,647
Woman. Where's your kefi?
325
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,989
- I have kefi. I have lots of kefi.
- No.
326
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,158
- No, you don't. No.
- Yes, I do.
327
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:50,089
That's why you're so uptight
and skinny.
328
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,556
Skinny?
329
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,802
Look, we're late, so no coffee. Hey.
330
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,995
Everybody in Nico's group
has nice vacation.
331
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,568
You want to have relation with me?
332
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,343
What's that postcard there?
333
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:10,106
SHOPKEEPER: Which one? Which side do
you want? The one up above or this one?
334
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,078
Oh, that's nice. Good.
335
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,585
Group B!
336
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,388
Group B!
337
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,794
Gather up, Group B.
338
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:26,164
Well, we're a little behind schedule.
A lot. So...
339
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,533
I picked up something
that we can eat on the bus.
340
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,998
And it is a special treat.
341
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,071
- What is that?
- It's souvlaki.
342
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:36,400
- It's meat on a stick.
- What kind of meat is that?
343
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:37,942
It looks like poodle.
344
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,077
(ALL GROAN)
345
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,112
- That's not right.
- It's not poodle.
346
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:44,983
Hey. Hey, come to the Hard Rock Cafe.
It's very Greek.
347
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,918
- Dude, Hard Rock!
- Come! Come on.
348
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,246
Chicken fingers and French fries!
349
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,083
No, no.
350
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,327
I have souvlaki.
Why would you want to... That...
351
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,621
Yeah. Get a Greek salad.
352
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,364
Hard Rock.
Doesn't sound very Greek to me.
353
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:09,704
- Hi, it's Caitlin, right? Having fun?
- No.
354
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,709
- Well, what are you listening to?
- Nothing.
355
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,912
- When are we going to the beach?
- That's not on my itinerary.
356
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,241
Of course not. This sucks.
357
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,321
Sorry about that.
358
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:27,658
My daughter's chronically unhappy.
It's not her fault. It's a genetic thing.
359
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:29,520
Hansdorf syndrome.
360
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,554
Mr. Tullen, I'm so sorry.
361
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,009
GEORGIA: Okay, let's learn some
more Greek.
362
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:49,169
Kalispera, kalispera, everyone.
That's Greek for, "Good evening".
363
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:50,448
(SIGHS)
364
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,016
Can you say it with me?
365
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:53,707
(ALL MUMBLING IN BROKEN GREEK)
366
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:58,245
Wow. Are you sure you're not Greek?
367
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,286
Hey, Georgia.
368
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,226
I'm sorry. I got sunblock in my eye.
Do you have any drops?
369
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,623
I do.
370
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:48,762
(ENGINE RATTLING)
371
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:04,455
NICO: This way, please. Beautiful people.
Ladies and gentlemen, this way, please.
372
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:06,385
What is this place?
373
00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:09,090
Hey, hey, hey, Georgia, Georgia.
374
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:12,396
- You're staying there?
- Aren't you?
375
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:16,361
No way! Great hotel. Best chain in Greece.
376
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,662
This way, please, Canadians.
377
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:22,707
Everybody got your luggage?
378
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,808
Wow. What a dump.
379
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:30,541
Only about three at a time are
gonna fit in this elevator.
380
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:34,252
Oh, Al, honey. We gotta get to the room.
I'm ovulating. Like, now.
381
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:38,412
Kimmy, you know I can't perform
on command like that. That's not natural.
382
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,159
Get into them. It's duck's guts.
383
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,022
Crack open a tinny, love. After all
that yakking, you must be bloody thirsty.
384
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:45,863
Actually, I'm a lightweight.
385
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:49,625
One drink and I'm looking
for a bellman to make out with.
386
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,530
- That was a joke.
- You're not funny.
387
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,339
I've heard.
388
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,474
(ALL CHATTERING)
389
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,846
Just a converter?
Yeah, that's no problem at all.
390
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:04,242
Okay, I can get you water,
and do you need anything?
391
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,317
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
392
00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:07,552
Here we go. Okay.
393
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:10,087
Come on, Barnaby. That's right. In you go.
394
00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,778
There you go.
395
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,458
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
396
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:42,320
(EXCLAIMS IN GREEK)
397
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,387
(SPEAKING GREEK)
398
00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:46,148
Your elevator is broken.
399
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:48,882
Anthony Quinn.
400
00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:00,997
We have to take the stairs.
401
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,742
- Why?
- Because it's Greece.
402
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:11,649
In the movie Zorba the Greek, the scene
where Alan Bates and Anthony Quinn
403
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:15,217
have just lost all their life savings.
What do they do? They dance.
404
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:20,258
That's the way this whole country works.
Or doesn't.
405
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:21,592
If the shower doesn't work...
406
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:22,727
(SCREAMS)
407
00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:24,054
I'm sorry.
408
00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:25,896
...they dance.
409
00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:28,531
Or you want a little privacy,
410
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,667
(BOTH SCREAM)
411
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:30,835
(EXCLAIMS)
412
00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,034
They dance.
413
00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:37,465
I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry.
Not that sorry.
414
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,477
Or, God forbid, the toilet breaks...
415
00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:44,749
Oh, flapjacks.
416
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,584
...you get the Greek philosophy.
417
00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:48,819
(IN GREEK ACCENT) "Relax, pee outside.
418
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:51,955
"Maybe it is your destiny
to write a poem about the sky".
419
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:54,621
And then they dance.
420
00:24:56,028 --> 00:25:00,858
You know, Greece was
a happening place 2,500 years ago.
421
00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:04,101
It was the birthplace of art
and democracy and philosophy.
422
00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:06,637
And then they discovered the nap.
423
00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:08,499
(PANTING)
424
00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:17,344
This country's disregard for rules
and order is just sloppy.
425
00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:23,785
What is with this hair? Is it a full moon?
426
00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:32,555
You know, you've all just got to get
your act together and stop dancing.
427
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:35,599
(GROANS)
428
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,291
Where's my fleabag of a room?
429
00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:46,474
It's fixed.
430
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:55,544
Yeah.
431
00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:06,130
(SIGHS)
432
00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:12,603
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
433
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,258
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
434
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:35,687
Now what?
435
00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:39,864
(PHONE RINGS)
436
00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:44,268
- Maria!
- Georgia, darling.
437
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,003
I'm up to my ears in work here.
438
00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:49,540
Greece has
the most beautiful accommodation.
439
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,875
(TOILET FLUSHING)
440
00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:52,943
Like, first-class hotels with, like,
441
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,879
your own swimming pool in your room.
442
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,181
How do you find these crappy joints?
443
00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:58,883
Lucky I find somewhere.
444
00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:01,218
Yeah, you try finding a hotel
on the budget.
445
00:27:01,219 --> 00:27:02,613
Maria...
446
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,487
Dear Maria,
447
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:16,229
you are my only friend in Greece.
And you bite the big one.
448
00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,027
After this tour,
449
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,202
I quit.
450
00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:28,545
Love, Georgia.
451
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:30,946
(ELECTRIC SAW BUZZING)
452
00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:36,253
Breakfast is on negative one,
down one floor.
453
00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:37,816
Oh, cool.
454
00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:45,662
Would you please mail this for me?
Certified.
455
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:51,395
- I am on my coffee break.
- Of course. Look, I have to go.
456
00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:02,572
(GREETING IN GREEK)
457
00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:12,214
- 11 euros.
- What? That's like $20.
458
00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:17,757
You know, there are other ways to pay.
459
00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:32,571
Does that ever work?
460
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:37,237
How many women have
actually slept with you for postage?
461
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:41,476
Four.
462
00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:43,354
Oh.
463
00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:45,756
I'll just pay.
464
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:52,086
(GREEKSONG PLA YING)
465
00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:13,718
(GROANS IN DISGUST)
466
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:19,787
So we have here a beautiful church.
It's very Greek.
467
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:23,894
But you have ice creams, so we skip. Yes?
468
00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:25,563
- ALL: Yeah.
- Okay, souvenirs, yes?
469
00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:27,561
ALL: (EXCITEDLY) Yeah!
NICO: You like the vacation so far?
470
00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:30,299
GEORGIA: Rocks cut in the Byzantine era.
471
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:34,638
There are references to this church
in a very old document
472
00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:37,141
called the Praktikon of Athens.
473
00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:39,643
Take a glance and look around
at some of the murals.
474
00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:44,406
The oldest parts of St. Marina's date
back to the 11th to 12th century B.C.
475
00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:49,020
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
476
00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:52,815
Anybody else want a pamphlet?
Anybody? Want a pamphlet?
477
00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:55,426
Yes. Of course not.
478
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:58,027
BIG AL: Kimmy, do you see what I see?
479
00:29:58,029 --> 00:29:59,526
(EXCLAIMING)
480
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:05,360
That would be a great place for snacks
in the rec room.
481
00:30:07,072 --> 00:30:10,799
- Do you think it's for sale?
- Everything's got its price.
482
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:13,469
Let's go find that preacher.
483
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,280
I think they call him a rabbi here.
484
00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:18,816
We have to have photographs
so people will believe we were here.
485
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,718
Who won't believe we were here?
486
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:23,120
Well, Donald and Peggy for a start. What?
487
00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:25,489
Why don't you all get in there?
488
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,157
Oh, that's very good of you.
Thank you very much.
489
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,258
IRV: You're welcome.
490
00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:29,593
MR. TULLEN: He's going to take
our photograph.
491
00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:31,489
IRV: Okay, here we go.
492
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:36,523
One, two, three.
493
00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:39,937
Four, five, six...
494
00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:41,372
Sorry, how high are you going?
495
00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:44,575
I'm going to keep counting
until the kid cracks a smile.
496
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:48,143
Forgot where I left off.
Gotta start again.
497
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,780
One, two...
498
00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:52,347
Just take the picture, you idiot.
499
00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:58,322
There you go, kiddo.
500
00:30:58,323 --> 00:30:59,490
(WHISTLING)
501
00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:02,559
Oh, my God!
502
00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:04,623
DR. TULLEN: Georgia!
503
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,166
Hey, Poupi, if anybody's looking...
When did you shave?
504
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:10,845
Never mind. I'm not here, okay?
I'm just...
505
00:31:10,846 --> 00:31:13,170
Georgia. Georgia.
506
00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:15,539
I cannot put up
with that twit any longer.
507
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:18,409
- Why not? I have to.
- Now you're being rude.
508
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:21,879
Yes, fine, I'm rude and boring
and not funny. Yes, I know!
509
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,783
If you keep that tone with me,
I shall be forced to call your superiors.
510
00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:27,618
Okay, you know what?
511
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:30,120
If you have a grievance, use these.
512
00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:33,257
- Your evaluation forms. Take one.
- Don't think I won't.
513
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,426
GEORGIA: I usually hand these out
at the end of the trip.
514
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:38,062
But this will give you
4 more days to complain about me.
515
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:40,197
Hey, hand them out to everybody.
516
00:31:40,198 --> 00:31:42,332
What's Greek for "bipolar"?
517
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,500
(ALL LAUGHING)
518
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:48,363
Hey. Enough.
Your jokes aren't funny.
519
00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:54,775
You know, my wife and I have
taken tours for 20 years.
520
00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:57,981
This one...
gotta be the worst.
521
00:31:57,982 --> 00:31:59,483
Here we go again. Yeah, yeah,
522
00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:00,761
- I know, yeah, I stink,
- It's the worst, because...
523
00:32:00,762 --> 00:32:03,120
- I wrecked Greece.
- my wife is not here.
524
00:32:03,121 --> 00:32:05,622
- And it's just not the same.
- Well, you know what? If I were her,
525
00:32:05,623 --> 00:32:07,257
I wouldn't be here
with you, either.
526
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:10,621
I'm sure she's spending
her vacation somewhere...
527
00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:23,931
I'm so sorry.
528
00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:47,030
You know what?
I think we should just go shopping.
529
00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:50,758
- Lovely. Just what we wanted, wasn't it?
- Okay.
530
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:53,801
DORCAS: Nice bit of shopping.
DR. TULLEN: I can finish this later.
531
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:56,934
- I know a good place for shopping.
- Fine.
532
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,641
Look at this stuff.
533
00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:05,874
No, no, no.
534
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,322
Peekaboo!
535
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,727
Do you like the gold?
536
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:18,428
I love that.
537
00:33:18,429 --> 00:33:22,833
She doesn't have any arms so she makes
up for it by showing her breasts, honey.
538
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,023
Really?
539
00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:29,102
(LAUGHING)
540
00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:34,344
GATOR: Eat hearty, men.
541
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:38,037
- For tonight we dine in Greece!
- BOTH: In Greece!
542
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:41,207
(EXCLAIMING)
543
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,248
- What was his name?
- Who?
544
00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:50,360
When it's over,
some women cut their hair.
545
00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:52,429
Some women run away to Greece. So...
546
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:55,758
I did not move to Greece
because of some man.
547
00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:59,069
- Why? Who'd you shave for?
- GATOR: Georgia!
548
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,071
Georgia, come here,
come here, come here!
549
00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:03,674
I don't think I like
what's going on around here.
550
00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:05,976
(SHOUTING IN GREEK)
551
00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:08,178
Georgia! We need you. Just, real...
We need you!
552
00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:10,745
- Okay.
- What did you call my wife?
553
00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:12,649
What's going on? What's going on?
554
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:16,987
Look, this guy here is charging everybody
else one price for the dingle nut
555
00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:20,924
and he's charging me and my wife
two extra euros. That's what, fellow.
556
00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:22,526
It's just cultural interaction.
557
00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:26,129
He offers you a price and then
he expects you to offer him a price back.
558
00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:28,632
You know, it's just...
It's called bargaining.
559
00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:31,568
- It's called "rip-off".
- Thank you very much.
560
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,904
(SPEAKING GREEK)
561
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,540
- What did he just call me?
- No, no, no. He wants me to translate.
562
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:37,608
(SPEAKING GREEK)
563
00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:41,445
You fat tourists.
564
00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:43,213
My tourist friends.
565
00:34:43,214 --> 00:34:45,849
I could give you idiots
566
00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:48,385
authentic Greek items made
by my grandmother.
567
00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:52,784
He could give you handmade authentic
items made by his grandmother.
568
00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:56,360
But you dummies
want this cheap crap.
569
00:34:56,361 --> 00:34:57,928
You have good taste.
570
00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,963
This junk is made in Korea.
571
00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:01,298
Things are made in Corinth.
572
00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:02,900
By prisoners.
573
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,434
By friends.
574
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,736
For you, I'll double the price.
575
00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:07,070
I can make you a good price.
576
00:35:07,071 --> 00:35:09,873
Yeah, that's what we want
right there, fellow.
577
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:12,409
And to your guide, a kickback.
578
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:13,510
What?
579
00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,941
Kick back and enjoy your stay.
580
00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:17,648
- Okay?
- Okay.
581
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:18,715
How much do you want for it?
582
00:35:18,716 --> 00:35:20,050
Twenty Euros.
583
00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:21,184
20 euros.
584
00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:23,820
- Is that good?
- Yeah, now that sounds more reasonable.
585
00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:25,088
- Okay.
- Okay.
586
00:35:25,089 --> 00:35:26,654
Okay. Okay.
587
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,293
(KIM EXCLAIMING)
588
00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,767
- Nobody touches Big Al's hottie.
- Thank you.
589
00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:38,868
- BIG AL: Dirty greaseball.
- Bye.
590
00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:42,940
How much are these?
591
00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:47,510
Oh, good heavens. They're far too
expensive. Can't possibly afford that.
592
00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:57,083
Oh, yeah, we're getting checked out, dude.
593
00:35:57,255 --> 00:36:00,015
- Really?
- Yeah, the Spanish divorcees.
594
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:05,021
It's only a matter of time before
they start coming around. Hello.
595
00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:08,164
- Dude, behind you.
- What?
596
00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:12,728
They're checking out
the community shower thing.
597
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,273
It's like Fourth of July
at Elton John's house.
598
00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:18,308
Okay. They want a show?
599
00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:21,945
Let's show the Spaniards
a little American showmanship.
600
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,620
(GRUNTING)
601
00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:37,294
(GIGGLING)
602
00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:45,993
It doesn't count
if you're on vacation, right?
603
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,742
What is it with tourists and ice cream?
604
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:55,504
They had some this morning,
then again after lunch,
605
00:36:55,913 --> 00:36:59,708
and now again with the $4 cones.
I don't get it. You, too?
606
00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:05,054
- No, thank you.
- This for you to give to him.
607
00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:14,461
Okay, fine.
608
00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:26,240
I sort of got you this.
609
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,609
Thanks, but no thanks.
610
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:37,510
That is tasty.
611
00:37:53,471 --> 00:37:55,832
I'm sorry about this morning.
612
00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:04,872
You know, I was a much nicer guy
when my wife was alive.
613
00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:08,518
She died three years ago.
614
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:13,847
She used to say to me,
"They don't know you're kidding, Irv".
615
00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:20,496
She would say, "You're not as funny
as you think you are," just like you.
616
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:24,666
It's nice you had a good marriage.
617
00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:26,763
We fought every day.
618
00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:30,333
I took her to Egypt. We fought all day
619
00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:35,779
about whether the pyramids
were "majestic" or "magnificent".
620
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,504
(CHUCKLING)
621
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:40,216
It was magic.
622
00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:44,350
Twenty-eight years.
623
00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:49,689
I woke up every day smiling.
624
00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:54,155
- I could live with that.
- You got the potential.
625
00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:58,929
All you gotta do is let it happen.
You know, relax. Open up.
626
00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:03,197
- I'm open.
- You're open? Look at you.
627
00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:07,034
You're as tight as my Aunt Gladys' ass.
628
00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:10,647
- Hey.
- (INHALES) Open up. Open.
629
00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:11,815
(EXHALES)
630
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:16,842
- Be alert. Be like...
- Like this. Like this?
631
00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:20,556
Okay. I'm open, yay!
632
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:23,158
Oh, no, no!
633
00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:26,790
Come on, Irv,
look what you made me do.
634
00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:28,698
(LAUGHING)
635
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:32,135
- GEORGIA: Okay, that's a keeper.
- Okay. So here's what we do.
636
00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:35,472
You get some kerosene.
You pour it on the stain.
637
00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:37,607
- Yeah.
- Keep it there for about an hour.
638
00:39:37,608 --> 00:39:38,708
Mmm-hmm.
639
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:43,479
And then you light that sucker
on fire and buy something nice.
640
00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:46,542
All right.
I have to gather the group.
641
00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:50,443
- We're good?
- We're better.
642
00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:53,347
Okay.
643
00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:58,627
Group B! Group B, everybody.
644
00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:03,099
Everybody. I hope everyone enjoyed their
ice cream. I ate some. I'm wearing some.
645
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:05,894
Let's get on the bus and sweat it off.
646
00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:09,205
Has anybody seen Dorcas? Anybody?
647
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,735
All right. We'll wait for her.
648
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:29,483
I'd like to apologize for
my unprofessional attitude this morning.
649
00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:34,026
Have you ever had one of those days?
Actually, it's been about a year.
650
00:40:34,131 --> 00:40:36,094
- Yes, Irv.
- Me, too.
651
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:40,370
I would like to apologize to everybody.
It was my medication.
652
00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:43,206
I take Preparation H,
'cause I'm an asshole.
653
00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,908
(ALL LAUGH)
654
00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:47,677
DORCAS: Wait for me. Thank you, Georgie.
655
00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:52,076
I'm the last one. Okay, Poupi, let's go.
Ooh! I'm spent!
656
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,376
I got these for you, girls.
657
00:40:55,987 --> 00:41:00,123
- It's too much.
- No. They cost nothing.
658
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:04,057
(SPEAKING GREEK)
659
00:41:07,331 --> 00:41:09,260
Drive, Poupi, drive!
660
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:19,800
Hey! Who's seen the Olympics on TV?
661
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:26,816
Well, we're going to Olympia,
the site of the very first Olympics.
662
00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:29,679
The ancient games began in 776 B.C.
663
00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:32,055
Now, all through
the era of the Pisatans...
664
00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:35,358
Flapjack, you want to race me
Michael Johnson style?
665
00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:37,959
...the Olympic games took place
every five years.
666
00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:40,430
Here's something interesting.
667
00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:44,362
Until they were abolished
from 393 until 426 A.D.
668
00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:47,199
And then in 1896...
669
00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:52,066
Well, that's about the year
I started to stink.
670
00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:10,523
I know every fact and every figure
about this place.
671
00:42:10,728 --> 00:42:13,963
I mean, I love it here.
And they just want to have fun.
672
00:42:13,964 --> 00:42:16,599
And I get it,
but I don't know how to make this job fun.
673
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,564
Well, if you call it a job, it ain't fun.
674
00:42:19,904 --> 00:42:24,074
I mean, look at porn stars. They get to
schtup all day. They should be happy.
675
00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:26,843
You never hear about a happy porn star.
676
00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:30,138
I had the best job in the whole world.
677
00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:32,115
(LAUGHING)
678
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:34,079
You were a porn star?
679
00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:40,824
- No, really, were you?
- I was an ice-cream taster.
680
00:42:40,825 --> 00:42:43,960
- Get out.
- Thirty-five years.
681
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:48,292
- I wish I had that job.
- That's what my friends used to say.
682
00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:53,060
But then Elinor got sick.
683
00:42:55,172 --> 00:42:57,772
I had to take care of her and...
684
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,434
She always wanted to come to Greece.
685
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:10,444
Hey. Yesterday, I quit.
This is my last tour.
686
00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:16,760
Well, it's my last tour, too.
687
00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:18,929
(LAUGHS)
688
00:43:20,564 --> 00:43:25,701
Georgie! How did these columns fall over?
689
00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:28,605
Well, there were two earthquakes
in the 5th and 6th century...
690
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,773
(IRV CLEARING THROAT)
691
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:35,870
The columns fell over from the incredible
pull of Ulysses' love.
692
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,180
(LAUGHS) Oh!
693
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:39,246
Isn't that sweet?
694
00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:44,020
- Better.
- Better?
695
00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:46,712
Looks like a short stack fell over.
696
00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:48,748
Come on, Barnaby.
697
00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:58,768
GEORGIA: Hey, does everybody know
about the Olympic torch?
698
00:43:58,769 --> 00:44:00,403
This way. Come on, this way.
699
00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:04,073
Okay. That flame that you saw
being passed around the world
700
00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:07,072
is first lit by a reflection from the sun.
701
00:44:07,578 --> 00:44:11,214
All right, now, this is the palestra.
702
00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:14,684
This is where the athletes would wrestle.
703
00:44:14,685 --> 00:44:15,852
(EXCLAIMS)
704
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:26,621
(CHEERING)
705
00:44:34,071 --> 00:44:35,371
What?
706
00:44:35,372 --> 00:44:38,735
Do you need anything?
Medicine or anything at all?
707
00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:40,576
Doing okay? Hey!
708
00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:46,640
- You really are listening to nothing.
- The battery died.
709
00:44:47,117 --> 00:44:49,148
We forgot the charger.
710
00:44:50,488 --> 00:44:52,280
This trip sucks.
711
00:44:53,224 --> 00:44:54,618
Caitlin?
712
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:58,956
It's okay. And I understand.
713
00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,392
- What is it you understand?
- Oh, well...
714
00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:05,501
- The genetic thing.
- What thing?
715
00:45:05,903 --> 00:45:08,471
Sorry, your husband told me
about the thing
716
00:45:08,472 --> 00:45:11,038
that makes your daughter prickly.
717
00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:13,737
Hansdorf syndrome.
718
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:22,008
Hansdorf is my maiden name.
719
00:45:23,954 --> 00:45:25,348
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
720
00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:28,922
That's a coincidence.
721
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,320
DR. TULLEN: Stuart.
722
00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:33,596
How dare you insult me
in front of that woman?
723
00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:35,131
It was a joke, dear. Good heavens!
724
00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:37,527
- How could you possibly say...
- Why don't you just lighten up?
725
00:46:00,190 --> 00:46:03,226
Beautiful ladies,
don't forget to smash the plates.
726
00:46:03,227 --> 00:46:04,928
- Yeah?
- Very Greek.
727
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:06,892
GEORGIA: Everybody. Everybody.
728
00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:10,097
The newspaper says
it's gonna rain tomorrow.
729
00:46:11,902 --> 00:46:13,269
And the good part is?
730
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:16,272
If we all think good thoughts,
maybe we'll get some nice weather.
731
00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:17,473
Are you listening, God?
732
00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:20,176
You don't have to shout,
I'm sitting right here.
733
00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:24,677
(SINGING) Blue skies shining on me
734
00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:27,250
One, two, three!
735
00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:28,418
(EXCLAIMS IN GREEK)
736
00:46:29,386 --> 00:46:30,610
No!
737
00:46:30,888 --> 00:46:32,288
- Here you go.
- Come on!
738
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,423
No, no, no!
739
00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:39,427
I'm ever so sorry, but that Nico
said it was a Greek tradition.
740
00:46:40,030 --> 00:46:42,289
- It's okay.
- Okay.
741
00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:44,067
(CHEERING)
742
00:46:44,068 --> 00:46:46,302
Kimmy, stop doing the dishes
and get over here.
743
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:48,738
Sue, bung your Khy Pass over here,
have a crack at the foosball.
744
00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:50,974
(SPEAKING GREEK)
745
00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:53,837
- 10 euros.
- Don't worry. Leave it to me.
746
00:46:56,847 --> 00:47:01,351
I say, that was ever such fun.
We did enjoy it. You are wonderful.
747
00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:04,316
Hello. Hello, lovely lady. Thank you.
748
00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:06,454
Silly twit.
749
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:14,592
Dorcas, here's the deal.
You gotta stop with the stealing.
750
00:47:15,332 --> 00:47:18,194
- I'm sorry.
- Okay. Okay.
751
00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:24,035
Okay. You're a lovely woman.
I really don't mean to judge in any way.
752
00:47:24,241 --> 00:47:26,142
It's just that people are going to
start to notice...
753
00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:29,078
That's my cell phone.
And somehow, you got it out of here.
754
00:47:29,079 --> 00:47:31,975
I just want to ask... Wow! You're good.
755
00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:36,108
Actually, it was only 10.
756
00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:39,184
Well, waste not, want not, is what I say.
757
00:47:39,289 --> 00:47:40,786
All right.
758
00:47:43,761 --> 00:47:49,957
(SINGING) Nothing but blue skies
from now on
759
00:47:51,835 --> 00:47:54,401
I wish I could be happy like you.
760
00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:57,173
God, you've gotta get more sex.
761
00:47:57,541 --> 00:48:00,610
- Irv...
- I'm sorry, but what is it with you?
762
00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:02,612
Don't you have a boyfriend?
763
00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:04,881
I'm on a tour bus, like, six days a week.
764
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:08,848
Well, you gotta get in touch
with your wild thing.
765
00:48:10,654 --> 00:48:13,556
I think we can get in here
and just touch on everything...
766
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:17,056
Actually, there's someone
I'm kind of interested in.
767
00:48:17,594 --> 00:48:19,125
At the bar.
768
00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:24,333
- Yes.
- Really?
769
00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:25,831
Go for it.
770
00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:38,147
Just make sure it's zoned
for a parking lot.
771
00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:41,217
(GROANS)
772
00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:43,675
I like daisies.
773
00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,150
I'll call you back.
774
00:48:47,157 --> 00:48:48,619
So do I.
775
00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:51,194
Two Metaxa tonics, Nick.
776
00:48:51,195 --> 00:48:53,295
So you work at an IHOP?
777
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:56,632
Yeah, well, I mean, that makes it sound
like I'm a waiter, you know.
778
00:48:56,633 --> 00:48:59,135
I'm the number one
corporate representative for IHOP.
779
00:48:59,136 --> 00:49:01,771
I sold 100 franchises last year.
780
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:05,408
We're expanding Ohio,
if you're looking for an investment.
781
00:49:05,409 --> 00:49:07,668
How do we say, "Cheers"?
782
00:49:08,245 --> 00:49:10,037
We say, "ya mas, to our health".
783
00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:11,614
(TOASTS IN GREEK)
784
00:49:15,352 --> 00:49:18,487
So what do you do for fun?
785
00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:20,083
For fun?
786
00:49:22,526 --> 00:49:23,852
Syrup.
787
00:49:25,362 --> 00:49:28,292
I collect vintage syrups.
788
00:49:29,066 --> 00:49:33,669
Yeah. Some people are
into art or wines, you know.
789
00:49:33,670 --> 00:49:36,906
I'm into vintage syrups.
Not too old. When you say "vintage",
790
00:49:36,907 --> 00:49:39,942
you think, "Oh, my God,
the guy's drinking syrup from 1912".
791
00:49:39,943 --> 00:49:42,578
No. The oldest I have is 1948.
792
00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:45,882
So it's post-war,
but it's still really special.
793
00:49:45,883 --> 00:49:47,662
I mean, it's still edible.
You can pote it.
794
00:49:47,663 --> 00:49:49,619
It's potent, potable? Potable?
795
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:50,720
I never watch Jeopardy!
796
00:49:50,721 --> 00:49:53,523
Anyway, so the thing that
I like about syrup is it's sweet,
797
00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:55,057
no matter how bad your day is.
798
00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:58,394
...a German waffle,
but there's also a French crepe.
799
00:49:58,395 --> 00:50:00,163
I mean, we had to have
a whole meeting in Iowa,
800
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,431
because the waitresses
were calling them "craps".
801
00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:05,902
And no one wants to eat crap
so much anymore.
802
00:50:05,903 --> 00:50:07,170
Sometimes in Mississippi.
803
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:09,338
But usually you find that
people don't want to have
804
00:50:09,339 --> 00:50:12,875
a food that's not appetizingly named,
you know.
805
00:50:12,876 --> 00:50:16,512
That's why I love any kind
of an international flair.
806
00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:20,550
Swedish crepes. It just automatically
sounds better. It's exotic.
807
00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:24,587
My favorite, though, natural.
Pecans, coconut, which is so, so good.
808
00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:28,724
It's very, very fattening, and... Not that
I have anything against fat people.
809
00:50:28,725 --> 00:50:30,726
Fat people are our biggest demographic.
810
00:50:30,727 --> 00:50:33,589
I bought two houses in Florida
off of fat people. God bless them.
811
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:50,713
- MR. TULLEN: Good morning.
- Good morning. Hi. Good morning.
812
00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:51,881
Mmm-hmm.
813
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:57,186
Georgia. Did I see you
on a date last night?
814
00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:01,657
- How was it?
- Well, I now know the history of syrup.
815
00:51:01,658 --> 00:51:03,326
Hey, that was fun last night.
816
00:51:03,327 --> 00:51:05,927
- Maple trees rock.
- Yeah, they do.
817
00:51:06,196 --> 00:51:07,363
Mmm-hmm.
818
00:51:07,598 --> 00:51:10,733
NICO: Please, to the left here,
thank you very much.
819
00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:12,802
I see you enjoy Greece, eh?
820
00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:14,868
- Yeah.
- Yeah? For you.
821
00:51:15,138 --> 00:51:16,272
Thanks!
822
00:51:16,273 --> 00:51:19,465
Hey, listen, I can't buy
for everybody, so...
823
00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:22,578
- Yeah. What does it say?
- "I love Greece".
824
00:51:22,579 --> 00:51:23,813
(GATOR EXCLAIMS)
825
00:51:23,814 --> 00:51:28,217
I do, bro! Awesome! Thank you, man!
826
00:51:28,218 --> 00:51:29,385
(SPEAKS GREEK)
827
00:51:29,486 --> 00:51:31,120
- Let me help you.
- Pardon?
828
00:51:31,121 --> 00:51:32,288
I'm just helping you.
829
00:51:32,289 --> 00:51:34,323
- Louder, please.
- I'm just helping you.
830
00:51:34,324 --> 00:51:37,326
- No! I can manage. Really.
- Okay.
831
00:51:37,327 --> 00:51:39,324
- Thank you.
- All right.
832
00:51:41,398 --> 00:51:43,998
Your group. Losers.
833
00:51:44,534 --> 00:51:45,968
(MIMICS WALKER SQUEAKING)
834
00:51:45,969 --> 00:51:47,534
"What? What?"
835
00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:52,375
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
"So hot. So hot".
836
00:51:52,376 --> 00:51:54,601
"How much is this?
How much is that?"
837
00:51:56,246 --> 00:51:59,074
(MIMICS WALKER SQUEAKING)
838
00:52:00,183 --> 00:52:01,941
(LAUGHING)
839
00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:05,955
Hello, everybody.
840
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:07,214
Hey!
841
00:52:08,158 --> 00:52:11,122
Don't diss my group.
They're nice people.
842
00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:15,622
It's so cold in here.
843
00:52:18,201 --> 00:52:19,459
(MOUTHING)
844
00:52:22,472 --> 00:52:25,107
That's everyone.
Except the Americans.
845
00:52:25,108 --> 00:52:29,369
Al, just think. This course
could be thousands of years old.
846
00:52:30,847 --> 00:52:34,039
Well, I wonder if Jesus
ever played here.
847
00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:36,076
Big Al. Kim.
848
00:52:37,587 --> 00:52:41,724
You know how you like to get up
in front of everybody and bore us?
849
00:52:41,725 --> 00:52:43,392
Please go on.
850
00:52:43,393 --> 00:52:47,830
I have a very exciting idea, why don't
you try entertaining everybody?
851
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,465
Irv, how am I gonna do that?
852
00:52:49,466 --> 00:52:52,829
History has got a lot of
dirty stories.
853
00:52:54,905 --> 00:52:56,470
Sex sells.
854
00:53:07,384 --> 00:53:10,075
GEORGIA: Well, it turned out
to be a beautiful day.
855
00:53:10,787 --> 00:53:13,089
Thanks for the nice weather, Irv.
856
00:53:13,090 --> 00:53:14,257
(PEOPLE LAUGH)
857
00:53:14,491 --> 00:53:15,624
Good on you, Irv.
858
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:19,662
I thought you were joking last night.
You got some power, fellow.
859
00:53:19,663 --> 00:53:22,965
Irv, do you think
you could bless Barnaby?
860
00:53:22,966 --> 00:53:25,401
Maybe he'd move a bit faster.
861
00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:30,005
I bless you in the name of Socrates,
Hippocrates and feta cheese.
862
00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:32,475
- Hallelujah.
- KIM: Hallelujah.
863
00:53:32,476 --> 00:53:35,244
This is appropriate,
because we're headed to Delphi,
864
00:53:35,245 --> 00:53:38,080
which is the most mystical spot
in all of Greece.
865
00:53:38,081 --> 00:53:42,084
In ancient times, the oracle of Delphi
would answer questions
866
00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:46,016
for kings and commoners, like,
"Who should I vote for?"
867
00:53:46,990 --> 00:53:48,953
Or other stuff.
868
00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:55,531
Like, "Shall I take a lover?"
869
00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:57,791
WOMAN: Hey, look out.
MAN: Hello.
870
00:53:58,301 --> 00:54:00,799
That's what we're talking about.
871
00:54:01,004 --> 00:54:04,073
- Now, the oracle was a virgin.
- Here we go.
872
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:08,301
And she was dressed
in flowing gowns of sheer silk.
873
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:12,148
Some say she wore nothing at all.
874
00:54:12,149 --> 00:54:13,941
KEN: Hey, I like that.
875
00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:15,951
KIM: Oh, my.
876
00:54:15,952 --> 00:54:18,421
GEORGIA: And then she would
inhale the sacred vapors.
877
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:21,490
- DORCAS: Louder, please.
- And she would go into raptures.
878
00:54:21,491 --> 00:54:25,923
- Louder.
- She would say, "Oh, Zeus, take my body.
879
00:54:26,463 --> 00:54:30,690
"Oh, Zeus, fill me with your wisdom.
880
00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:34,931
"Oh, Zeus, my body is your vessel.
881
00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:42,273
"Take me! Take me! Take me!"
882
00:54:44,514 --> 00:54:45,976
Poupi!
883
00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:47,250
(HORN BLARING)
884
00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:49,247
(TIRES SCREECHING)
885
00:54:54,324 --> 00:54:56,185
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
886
00:54:57,627 --> 00:54:59,862
- Caitlin, are you all right?
- I dropped my phone.
887
00:54:59,863 --> 00:55:01,363
- Everybody all right?
- ALL: Yeah.
888
00:55:01,364 --> 00:55:04,931
Alive! Alive! Please, alive, everybody.
889
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,735
(AIR HISSING)
890
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,536
Okay. Okay.
891
00:55:09,706 --> 00:55:12,101
Everybody, let's get off the bus, okay?
Everybody.
892
00:55:12,576 --> 00:55:14,276
Okay, it's gonna be
about 20 more minutes.
893
00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:17,469
Irv, Olga, Svetlana? You okay?
You're alive.
894
00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:20,583
- Is everybody okay?
- Everybody's fine.
895
00:55:20,584 --> 00:55:23,619
Everybody's fine,
and we got a good story out of it.
896
00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:26,755
You know, this whole thing happened
'cause he was staring at you, Angie.
897
00:55:26,756 --> 00:55:30,392
- GEORGIA: Who?
- Poupi. Up there.
898
00:55:31,261 --> 00:55:34,089
Creepy driver, checking out the goats.
899
00:55:34,131 --> 00:55:37,700
Angie, everyone on the bus
has a different word for it.
900
00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:40,002
I call it "mysterious".
901
00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:42,938
Personally, I think he shaved his neck
just for you.
902
00:55:42,939 --> 00:55:45,708
- What?
- He's a nice guy, go talk to him.
903
00:55:45,709 --> 00:55:47,810
Yeah, he's quiet, but he's nice.
904
00:55:47,811 --> 00:55:51,514
Fine. Yeah, sometimes he's nice,
but mostly he just makes me mad.
905
00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:54,717
Hot, not mad. It's been so long,
you forgot the difference.
906
00:55:54,718 --> 00:55:57,453
- Okay. Smile, he feels terrible.
- Come on.
907
00:55:57,454 --> 00:55:59,755
BIG AL: He's the one not wearing the bell.
908
00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:01,753
- Work it. Whoo!
- Kimmy.
909
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:18,805
Sorry about your bus.
910
00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:25,381
You distracted me.
I could have killed you. All of us.
911
00:56:25,815 --> 00:56:28,848
- I was just trying to have fun.
- Oh, well...
912
00:56:30,754 --> 00:56:32,751
That's good, I guess.
913
00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:36,581
The first day,
914
00:56:37,494 --> 00:56:41,562
you asked me if I wonder
what I'm doing with my life. Right?
915
00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:43,824
- Yeah.
- Maybe I can explain.
916
00:56:45,468 --> 00:56:47,693
What do you call that guy?
917
00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:52,672
He goes in front of people
and waves his dick around.
918
00:56:53,643 --> 00:56:55,811
We called him Uncle Phil.
919
00:56:56,313 --> 00:56:58,481
What? No. No.
920
00:56:58,548 --> 00:57:00,849
He's in front of the people
who play the music.
921
00:57:00,850 --> 00:57:03,319
Stick! That's a conductor.
922
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,250
Right. Right. A conductor. He comes out.
923
00:57:06,856 --> 00:57:09,388
- He waves his stick.
- His stick.
924
00:57:09,826 --> 00:57:13,826
And people get to hear
the most beautiful sounds in the world.
925
00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:18,495
He hears the music up close.
He feels it in his bones.
926
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:22,537
And that's what my job is like.
I sit there.
927
00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:25,774
I turn the wheel this way. Turn that way.
928
00:57:25,909 --> 00:57:29,806
And before me comes this great vision.
Always beautiful.
929
00:57:30,981 --> 00:57:32,773
The scenery
930
00:57:34,050 --> 00:57:37,117
is frozen.
931
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:39,754
Frozen music.
932
00:57:42,492 --> 00:57:44,360
And you know what I like?
933
00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:47,029
You got the best seat in the house.
934
00:57:47,864 --> 00:57:49,088
Yes.
935
00:58:12,522 --> 00:58:14,053
Thank you.
936
00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:17,683
I like your passion for our history.
937
00:58:18,061 --> 00:58:20,525
But you are too busy looking up.
938
00:58:22,365 --> 00:58:23,862
Look here.
939
00:58:28,091 --> 00:58:30,657
I know, I'm touching your chests.
940
00:58:30,894 --> 00:58:32,288
Good.
941
00:58:41,971 --> 00:58:45,040
What happened with the pancake man
last night?
942
00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:46,435
Nothing.
943
00:58:47,744 --> 00:58:49,002
Good.
944
00:58:54,584 --> 00:58:56,251
ALL: Yeah!
945
00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:59,051
(ALL CHEERING)
946
00:59:06,830 --> 00:59:09,123
GEORGIA: You can do it. Come on.
947
00:59:11,434 --> 00:59:14,865
Take deep breaths of
the healing powers of Delphi.
948
00:59:15,171 --> 00:59:17,601
KIM: Better than my workout at Curves.
949
00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:20,943
- Trick or treat?
- MARC: It's quite good, actually.
950
00:59:20,944 --> 00:59:22,907
- Come on.
- IRV: Georgia,
951
00:59:23,546 --> 00:59:26,548
it's beautiful, but, come on,
so is an escalator.
952
00:59:26,549 --> 00:59:28,884
GEORGIA: This is a very spiritual place.
953
00:59:28,885 --> 00:59:32,221
You can actually feel the energy
coming from the ground.
954
00:59:32,222 --> 00:59:35,653
Do you feel it?
This is the temple of Apollo
955
00:59:36,359 --> 00:59:38,891
and the sanctuary of the oracle.
956
00:59:39,062 --> 00:59:40,752
Come on, Barnaby.
957
00:59:40,797 --> 00:59:43,832
GEORGIA: Now, the Pythia, or the oracle,
was hidden from everyone
958
00:59:43,833 --> 00:59:47,703
except for the high priest.
And she would crouch behind him,
959
00:59:47,704 --> 00:59:50,139
she was hidden,
and she would answer questions.
960
00:59:50,140 --> 00:59:52,501
Like, she would go,
961
00:59:53,810 --> 00:59:57,275
"The oracle is in. Any questions?"
962
00:59:57,947 --> 00:59:59,348
Wasn't she a virgin?
963
00:59:59,349 --> 01:00:00,416
(ALL EXCLAIM)
964
01:00:00,417 --> 01:00:02,244
KEN: How's that?
WOMAN: Yeah.
965
01:00:02,719 --> 01:00:04,753
Then maybe you better do it.
966
01:00:04,754 --> 01:00:07,320
Yeah, go on Irv. You go in there.
967
01:00:07,757 --> 01:00:10,619
You can't spell virgin without I-R-V.
968
01:00:11,728 --> 01:00:14,863
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) All right,
the oracle is open.
969
01:00:14,931 --> 01:00:16,265
- Anybody got a question?
- Yes.
970
01:00:16,266 --> 01:00:19,230
Are my legs good enough for a miniskirt?
971
01:00:19,769 --> 01:00:21,561
Hubba-hubba.
972
01:00:22,305 --> 01:00:24,406
I've got a serious question.
973
01:00:24,407 --> 01:00:26,708
Am I ever gonna get
cell reception up here?
974
01:00:26,709 --> 01:00:29,810
Turn the damn phone off.
This is a vacation.
975
01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:32,678
- I know that. All right.
- IRV: Guys.
976
01:00:32,715 --> 01:00:34,746
She's got one. Yeah.
977
01:00:35,652 --> 01:00:38,116
Why did my husband cheat on me?
978
01:00:38,621 --> 01:00:40,812
It wasn't you he cheated.
979
01:00:41,357 --> 01:00:46,119
Some men cheat themselves out of
living a life with a woman they love.
980
01:00:48,131 --> 01:00:49,628
Thank you.
981
01:00:51,601 --> 01:00:52,859
Okay.
982
01:00:53,870 --> 01:00:56,971
I've always wanted to start
a family, but...
983
01:00:58,174 --> 01:01:01,502
Well, Big Al is
just gonna come out and say it.
984
01:01:02,412 --> 01:01:03,977
I'm scared.
985
01:01:05,081 --> 01:01:08,273
Being a parent is the best thing
in the world.
986
01:01:08,518 --> 01:01:12,677
And I guarantee you,
you're gonna be a great dad.
987
01:01:14,290 --> 01:01:16,185
- See?
- Thanks, Irv.
988
01:01:16,559 --> 01:01:20,496
Irvacle. What is it? Orvacle.
989
01:01:20,497 --> 01:01:22,064
Well, go on, Caitlin, ask a question.
990
01:01:22,065 --> 01:01:24,233
- Go on. Go on.
- No.
991
01:01:25,802 --> 01:01:27,402
Will my daughter ever stop sulking?
992
01:01:27,403 --> 01:01:30,071
Will my parents ever stop fighting?
993
01:01:30,607 --> 01:01:33,935
Parents sometimes forget
that they're an example.
994
01:01:40,517 --> 01:01:42,014
Thank you.
995
01:01:43,319 --> 01:01:46,421
Look, basically,
I gotta take a Johnny Riddle.
996
01:01:46,422 --> 01:01:48,156
Siph the pyth.
997
01:01:48,157 --> 01:01:49,825
- Where's the gents'?
- Yeah.
998
01:01:49,826 --> 01:01:52,394
- Oh! The men's room.
- Yeah. God.
999
01:01:52,395 --> 01:01:55,029
It's right up there. Oracle closed.
1000
01:01:55,431 --> 01:01:57,098
Yay! Good job.
1001
01:02:02,472 --> 01:02:05,539
I got a bar. I got a bar! I lost it.
1002
01:02:20,189 --> 01:02:22,755
Hi, Oracle.
1003
01:02:23,993 --> 01:02:28,357
I can't start something when
I'm about to leave this country. Right?
1004
01:02:28,531 --> 01:02:31,222
- I mean, it's...
- What are you doing?
1005
01:02:31,501 --> 01:02:33,760
I'm looking for something.
1006
01:02:34,103 --> 01:02:36,601
- What?
- My dignity.
1007
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:38,505
(LAUGHING)
1008
01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:39,942
- Georgia.
- What?
1009
01:02:39,943 --> 01:02:44,637
You're looking for obstacles
rather than looking for magic.
1010
01:02:54,390 --> 01:02:57,150
(IRV LAUGHING)
1011
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:58,987
(ALL CHATTERING)
1012
01:03:01,331 --> 01:03:03,966
- This place is great.
- I felt a vibe.
1013
01:03:03,967 --> 01:03:05,867
GEORGIA: I'm so happy to hear that.
1014
01:03:05,868 --> 01:03:08,059
Barnaby, do come on.
1015
01:03:09,072 --> 01:03:10,899
Oh, my God!
1016
01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:12,674
(EXCLAIMING)
1017
01:03:12,675 --> 01:03:14,276
Barnaby!
1018
01:03:14,277 --> 01:03:16,812
- What?
- Barnaby!
1019
01:03:16,813 --> 01:03:18,380
What? What?
1020
01:03:18,381 --> 01:03:20,947
He hasn't got his walker.
1021
01:03:24,387 --> 01:03:26,488
It's the healing powers of Delphi.
1022
01:03:26,489 --> 01:03:28,624
No, it was Irv.
1023
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:31,493
You heard him bless Barnaby on the bus.
1024
01:03:31,494 --> 01:03:33,594
He's a miracle worker.
1025
01:03:33,830 --> 01:03:36,123
Maybe he's a god of Delphi.
1026
01:03:36,299 --> 01:03:39,468
I'm not a god.
That's just a rumor my mother started.
1027
01:03:39,469 --> 01:03:41,034
(ALL LAUGHING)
1028
01:03:41,704 --> 01:03:44,539
- Okay.
- GATOR: To the bus!
1029
01:03:44,540 --> 01:03:47,937
BIG AL: To the bus!
KEN: Irvinator.
1030
01:03:50,713 --> 01:03:51,813
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1031
01:03:51,814 --> 01:03:53,948
Sexy! Very nice.
1032
01:03:55,752 --> 01:03:58,182
- Let's go again!
- Again! Again!
1033
01:03:58,287 --> 01:04:01,422
GATOR: I've never even seen
this kind of alcohol before!
1034
01:04:09,465 --> 01:04:11,833
- You look beautiful!
- Oh! Thank you.
1035
01:04:11,834 --> 01:04:14,093
- Is it new?
- No, I had it.
1036
01:04:15,438 --> 01:04:17,272
Do I have a tag? Anywhere?
1037
01:04:17,273 --> 01:04:18,770
- No.
- Okay.
1038
01:04:20,209 --> 01:04:21,569
Poupi?
1039
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:26,576
You ever kill a man?
1040
01:04:34,791 --> 01:04:36,091
- He nodded.
- He didn't nod!
1041
01:04:36,092 --> 01:04:37,793
- I saw him nod.
- Look, a nod is that.
1042
01:04:37,794 --> 01:04:40,295
- That's $700.
- He didn't... No. Bet's off.
1043
01:04:40,296 --> 01:04:41,963
BIG AL: No, I saw him nod.
1044
01:04:43,466 --> 01:04:45,634
You looking for somebody?
1045
01:04:46,869 --> 01:04:48,093
No.
1046
01:04:48,204 --> 01:04:50,235
Really? Me, neither.
1047
01:04:54,711 --> 01:05:00,679
Irv, don't you think everyone in the group
seems healthier and alive?
1048
01:05:01,784 --> 01:05:04,111
- Yes, I do.
- It's Delphi.
1049
01:05:06,155 --> 01:05:07,956
Or maybe you're God?
1050
01:05:07,957 --> 01:05:09,224
- Georgia.
- Yeah?
1051
01:05:09,225 --> 01:05:12,160
I haven't made a number two
since Chicago.
1052
01:05:12,161 --> 01:05:14,930
If I was God, I would fix that first.
1053
01:05:14,931 --> 01:05:17,432
Okay, maybe you're not the God,
but maybe you're a Greek god.
1054
01:05:17,433 --> 01:05:18,834
Like Zeus or Apollo.
1055
01:05:18,835 --> 01:05:20,068
- That's true.
- Yeah.
1056
01:05:20,069 --> 01:05:22,070
- No, no. No, I'm Zeus.
- I knew it.
1057
01:05:22,071 --> 01:05:25,365
I'm Zeus.
I'm casting a spell on you and Poupi.
1058
01:05:26,275 --> 01:05:30,070
- Irv, you know what? I can't.
- (GROANS) That's it.
1059
01:05:30,246 --> 01:05:32,247
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to bed.
1060
01:05:32,248 --> 01:05:36,441
But the guy that you're not looking for
went that way.
1061
01:05:37,220 --> 01:05:38,487
- Okay.
- Georgia.
1062
01:05:38,488 --> 01:05:39,746
What?
1063
01:05:40,156 --> 01:05:42,457
I think you have a bigger problem.
1064
01:05:42,458 --> 01:05:44,091
Yeah, Greece!
1065
01:05:46,796 --> 01:05:47,963
Oh!
1066
01:05:54,403 --> 01:05:55,570
Oh...
1067
01:05:59,609 --> 01:06:01,208
Hey, Gator!
1068
01:06:01,978 --> 01:06:03,512
Hey! Georgia!
1069
01:06:03,513 --> 01:06:06,614
Georgia, I've been kicking
these guys' asses!
1070
01:06:06,649 --> 01:06:08,783
- Asses!
- Asses.
1071
01:06:09,352 --> 01:06:11,019
Hey, where'd you get this shirt?
1072
01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:12,554
- You like it?
- Yeah.
1073
01:06:12,555 --> 01:06:14,623
- That guy Nico gave it to me.
- Yeah.
1074
01:06:14,624 --> 01:06:17,259
- He's so cool!
- And it's got Greek writing on it.
1075
01:06:17,260 --> 01:06:20,595
- Yeah! It's got, "I love Greece!"
- Yeah, it says...
1076
01:06:20,596 --> 01:06:22,127
(WHISPERING)
1077
01:06:32,241 --> 01:06:33,772
Excuse me.
1078
01:06:33,776 --> 01:06:36,740
- Greek toes taste funny to you, hey?
- Yes.
1079
01:06:37,713 --> 01:06:38,814
GEORGIA: No, no, no, no.
1080
01:06:38,815 --> 01:06:39,915
(SPEAKING GREEK)
1081
01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:41,105
Orgy!
1082
01:06:41,751 --> 01:06:43,714
I get the tour guide!
1083
01:06:45,555 --> 01:06:46,881
Gator!
1084
01:06:48,858 --> 01:06:50,458
Fifty on Gator.
1085
01:06:50,459 --> 01:06:51,819
Gator!
1086
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,163
(POUPI PLAYING GUITAR SOFTLY)
1087
01:07:14,550 --> 01:07:16,911
- Hello.
- Hello.
1088
01:07:17,987 --> 01:07:19,955
- You want to sit?
- Yes.
1089
01:07:19,956 --> 01:07:22,181
- Let me.
- Thank you.
1090
01:07:25,027 --> 01:07:27,906
I just wanted to tell you
that I really liked...
1091
01:07:27,907 --> 01:07:31,166
what you said today
about driving... the bus.
1092
01:07:34,103 --> 01:07:35,804
It was poetry.
1093
01:07:35,805 --> 01:07:38,206
- (LAUGHING) No, it wasn't.
- Yes.
1094
01:07:38,207 --> 01:07:42,503
- Where did you learn English?
- I rode my motorcycle across England.
1095
01:07:43,913 --> 01:07:45,444
Of course.
1096
01:07:46,182 --> 01:07:48,680
Wait. What should we drink to?
1097
01:07:49,619 --> 01:07:52,117
It's my birthday in six months.
1098
01:07:52,855 --> 01:07:54,545
You will be 25?
1099
01:07:55,258 --> 01:07:56,857
Yes, I will.
1100
01:08:07,436 --> 01:08:09,297
So... Oh!
1101
01:08:15,745 --> 01:08:19,938
Thank you. I should eat more fruit.
It's healthy.
1102
01:08:22,385 --> 01:08:24,177
It's really good.
1103
01:08:26,956 --> 01:08:30,216
So I just wanted to tell you...
1104
01:08:32,428 --> 01:08:36,086
You're such a nice guy. And I'm...
Okay, look.
1105
01:08:37,934 --> 01:08:39,701
This can't happen.
1106
01:08:39,702 --> 01:08:43,338
But it must.
You said you haven't made love in forever.
1107
01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:46,174
Yeah, when I thought
you didn't speak English.
1108
01:08:46,175 --> 01:08:49,401
You know what?
I've decided I'm leaving Greece,
1109
01:08:49,612 --> 01:08:52,213
because this whole moving here
was an experiment
1110
01:08:52,214 --> 01:08:54,905
to be brave and spontaneous, and...
1111
01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:58,612
Okay.
1112
01:09:01,891 --> 01:09:03,922
(EXCLAIMING)
1113
01:09:04,527 --> 01:09:07,862
You know,
this whole impulsive and crazy and,
1114
01:09:07,863 --> 01:09:10,930
you know, jump into a thing, thing?
1115
01:09:11,534 --> 01:09:13,258
- Georgia?
- Yeah?
1116
01:09:13,836 --> 01:09:15,936
Your butt is too small.
1117
01:09:16,339 --> 01:09:17,904
That did it.
1118
01:09:45,234 --> 01:09:48,570
Is this the first time you made love
to a tour guide?
1119
01:09:48,571 --> 01:09:50,864
No. This was the third time.
1120
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:52,974
- What?
- Yes.
1121
01:09:52,975 --> 01:09:56,110
The first time was two hours ago
by the boat.
1122
01:09:57,847 --> 01:10:01,107
- Second time, elevator.
- And the night is young.
1123
01:10:01,250 --> 01:10:02,610
Yeah.
1124
01:10:04,587 --> 01:10:05,754
(THUDDING)
1125
01:10:06,422 --> 01:10:08,089
What was that?
1126
01:10:08,424 --> 01:10:09,824
The Tullens?
1127
01:10:09,825 --> 01:10:11,686
Let's go find out.
1128
01:10:12,028 --> 01:10:14,924
- Come on. Come on. Come on.
- Look at me.
1129
01:10:19,969 --> 01:10:21,602
(DOOR OPENING)
1130
01:10:24,006 --> 01:10:25,833
- Hi.
- Hi.
1131
01:10:29,645 --> 01:10:31,506
- Hi.
- Hi.
1132
01:10:35,551 --> 01:10:37,981
- Hi.
- Hi.
1133
01:10:41,190 --> 01:10:43,017
- Hi.
- Hi.
1134
01:10:46,128 --> 01:10:47,195
Hi.
1135
01:10:47,196 --> 01:10:48,385
- Hi.
- Hi.
1136
01:10:49,632 --> 01:10:50,856
Hi.
1137
01:10:51,767 --> 01:10:53,802
- What time is it?
- Yeah.
1138
01:10:53,803 --> 01:10:55,595
I have to drive.
1139
01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:00,268
Irv! I don't know how you do it.
1140
01:11:00,910 --> 01:11:04,671
Little blue pill. Pfizer make it.
Medicare pay for it.
1141
01:11:07,116 --> 01:11:08,749
I'm sweating.
1142
01:11:08,751 --> 01:11:10,748
Oh! Hello.
1143
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,715
Hot in your rooms, too, is it?
1144
01:11:15,224 --> 01:11:17,517
GEORGIA: Yeah, it's hot. It's...
1145
01:11:19,361 --> 01:11:21,028
- Dorcas?
- Yes?
1146
01:11:21,397 --> 01:11:25,624
- Irv, do you wanna do something crazy?
- What did you have in mind?
1147
01:11:25,634 --> 01:11:27,358
A little swap.
1148
01:11:28,504 --> 01:11:30,371
I think I'm gonna need another blue pill.
1149
01:11:30,372 --> 01:11:32,403
Not that kind of swap!
1150
01:11:37,580 --> 01:11:40,815
Poor Nico. Did you hurt your lip?
1151
01:11:40,816 --> 01:11:42,617
No, it's nothing.
1152
01:11:42,618 --> 01:11:44,547
You hurt your head.
1153
01:11:44,753 --> 01:11:48,480
Poor Nico, let me kiss it better.
1154
01:11:51,093 --> 01:11:54,456
Now I'll buy us all a drink. Waiter!
1155
01:12:08,177 --> 01:12:09,366
Yes.
1156
01:12:12,581 --> 01:12:15,147
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1157
01:12:29,532 --> 01:12:31,256
I feel so tired.
1158
01:12:32,368 --> 01:12:34,695
- Good night.
- Good night.
1159
01:12:35,171 --> 01:12:36,804
Good night.
1160
01:12:38,841 --> 01:12:40,770
Good night, you two.
1161
01:12:50,753 --> 01:12:52,716
(WHISTLING)
1162
01:12:59,662 --> 01:13:02,729
- Good morning, good morning.
- Good morning.
1163
01:13:02,998 --> 01:13:04,365
Good morning.
1164
01:13:04,366 --> 01:13:05,590
- Hey!
- Ahhh!
1165
01:13:06,101 --> 01:13:07,461
Gotcha.
1166
01:13:08,637 --> 01:13:10,532
- Irv.
- Gesundheit.
1167
01:13:11,507 --> 01:13:12,907
- Good morning.
- Hey, rip-snort.
1168
01:13:12,908 --> 01:13:14,676
Okay. Right back at you.
1169
01:13:14,677 --> 01:13:16,970
- Hot today, huh, Nico?
- So?
1170
01:13:17,346 --> 01:13:18,877
IRV: Yo, Gator.
1171
01:13:20,082 --> 01:13:21,216
GATOR: Morning, gang!
1172
01:13:21,217 --> 01:13:24,181
Georgia. How are you this morning?
1173
01:13:25,154 --> 01:13:29,085
- Fine, thank you. And how are you?
- Excellent.
1174
01:13:32,695 --> 01:13:34,863
8:00 am. And already hot?
1175
01:13:36,131 --> 01:13:38,196
Good morning, Caitlin.
1176
01:13:45,741 --> 01:13:49,877
- Poupi, do you know of a close beach?
- Of course.
1177
01:13:49,878 --> 01:13:53,479
And do you have any
16-year-old handsome nephews?
1178
01:13:54,016 --> 01:13:57,151
- Of course.
- Good. Will you call him for me?
1179
01:13:57,253 --> 01:13:58,853
- Good.
- Hey, wait.
1180
01:13:58,854 --> 01:14:00,351
- Yes.
- Why?
1181
01:14:00,756 --> 01:14:03,254
I like to keep my options open.
1182
01:14:08,364 --> 01:14:13,024
Wow! Is it hot, huh? Sorry about that.
1183
01:14:14,236 --> 01:14:17,496
Poupi? What do you say we try the AC?
1184
01:14:17,606 --> 01:14:19,107
(ALL MUTTERING)
1185
01:14:19,108 --> 01:14:21,142
- Are you sure?
- Well...
1186
01:14:21,143 --> 01:14:22,410
MR. TULLEN: Oh, no, please.
1187
01:14:22,411 --> 01:14:25,546
I don't want to be asphyxiated
all over again.
1188
01:14:25,914 --> 01:14:28,912
Well, Irv?
Maybe you could work your magic?
1189
01:14:30,452 --> 01:14:34,213
Boogie-woogie, bully-bully.
Whirlpool working!
1190
01:14:35,924 --> 01:14:37,614
(VENTS HUMMING)
1191
01:14:38,294 --> 01:14:39,984
Hey, it works!
1192
01:14:41,230 --> 01:14:42,797
That's lovely.
1193
01:14:42,798 --> 01:14:44,232
That's great, Irvinator.
1194
01:14:44,233 --> 01:14:46,094
(ALL CHEERING)
1195
01:14:47,603 --> 01:14:50,338
We've got a packed schedule today.
The Mycenaean tombs,
1196
01:14:50,339 --> 01:14:54,498
a tour of a monastery,
then a stop at the Thessaloniki Museum.
1197
01:14:56,912 --> 01:15:02,675
But we're not doing any of that.
Because Caitlin wants to go to the beach.
1198
01:15:04,353 --> 01:15:06,714
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1199
01:15:07,756 --> 01:15:09,423
Hit it, Poupi.
1200
01:15:10,859 --> 01:15:13,194
And now we dance.
1201
01:15:13,195 --> 01:15:15,158
(DREAM DANCEPLAYING)
1202
01:15:16,665 --> 01:15:18,633
GATOR: Georgia's got some moves!
1203
01:15:18,634 --> 01:15:20,001
- Here we go.
- No, I'm not dancing.
1204
01:15:20,002 --> 01:15:23,330
- Come on, come on. Up you get.
- No, no. I'm not.
1205
01:15:24,540 --> 01:15:29,200
Come on! Everybody up!
Put your arms like this! Yes!
1206
01:15:29,311 --> 01:15:31,741
(ALL WHOOPING)
1207
01:15:43,992 --> 01:15:45,625
(LAUGHS MIRTHLESSLY)
1208
01:15:51,633 --> 01:15:53,357
GEORGIA: This is great!
1209
01:15:53,702 --> 01:15:56,132
(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
1210
01:15:56,905 --> 01:15:58,868
(GOT2 B LUVPLAYING)
1211
01:16:01,377 --> 01:16:03,144
And go!
1212
01:16:03,145 --> 01:16:05,677
Come on! Come on! Come on!
1213
01:16:06,482 --> 01:16:09,480
(ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)
1214
01:16:10,819 --> 01:16:13,321
(SINGING) I've got money in my pocket
1215
01:16:13,322 --> 01:16:15,656
I've got loving in the air
1216
01:16:15,657 --> 01:16:18,059
There is nothing that will stop me
1217
01:16:18,060 --> 01:16:20,490
And I really just don't care
1218
01:16:23,499 --> 01:16:25,433
Elizabeth, dear,
do please come out of there.
1219
01:16:25,434 --> 01:16:28,467
DR. TULLEN: I won't, I don't want to
get sunburned.
1220
01:16:29,605 --> 01:16:34,105
If you don't come out, I'm gonna
tell everyone how old you are.
1221
01:16:35,511 --> 01:16:37,178
You know you set my world on fire
1222
01:16:37,179 --> 01:16:40,681
- It's got to be love
- It's got to be love from the very start
1223
01:16:40,682 --> 01:16:42,784
It's got to be love not a broken heart
1224
01:16:42,785 --> 01:16:45,620
Well, that was certainly worth the wait.
1225
01:16:45,621 --> 01:16:47,488
You know you set my world on fire
1226
01:16:47,489 --> 01:16:50,258
- It's got to be love
- It's got to be love from the very start
1227
01:16:50,259 --> 01:16:52,093
Here. My nephew.
1228
01:16:52,094 --> 01:16:56,788
Feel like jumping in the river
or dancing in the rain
1229
01:16:57,032 --> 01:17:01,636
The different places smiling faces
It always make my day
1230
01:17:01,637 --> 01:17:06,331
And all are happy people
just following your dream
1231
01:17:06,575 --> 01:17:10,973
'Cause everything you want
is not a fly-by fantasy
1232
01:17:13,449 --> 01:17:16,447
- What's your name?
- Caitlin. What's yours?
1233
01:17:16,752 --> 01:17:18,817
I'm Doudi, Doudi Kakas.
1234
01:17:21,657 --> 01:17:22,949
Of course.
1235
01:17:23,225 --> 01:17:26,294
- It's got to be love
- It's got to be love from the very start
1236
01:17:26,295 --> 01:17:28,729
It's got to be love not a broken heart
1237
01:17:28,730 --> 01:17:31,632
Come on! Get in there! Tsunami time!
1238
01:17:31,633 --> 01:17:33,267
You know you set my world on fire
1239
01:17:33,268 --> 01:17:35,870
- It's got to be love
- It's got to be love from the very start
1240
01:17:35,871 --> 01:17:37,939
It's got to be love not a broken heart
1241
01:17:37,940 --> 01:17:40,741
- It's got to be love
- It's got to be love my one true desire
1242
01:17:40,742 --> 01:17:43,344
You know you set my world on fire
1243
01:17:43,345 --> 01:17:45,513
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1244
01:17:50,018 --> 01:17:52,186
(SCREAMING)
1245
01:17:53,388 --> 01:17:54,922
- It's got to be love
- It's got to be love from the very start
1246
01:17:54,923 --> 01:17:57,225
You know you set my world on fire
1247
01:17:57,226 --> 01:17:59,861
It's got to be love
1248
01:17:59,862 --> 01:18:02,155
You know you set my world on fire
1249
01:18:04,533 --> 01:18:05,859
MAN: Here.
1250
01:18:10,939 --> 01:18:13,608
(GEORGIA SINGING IN GREEK)
1251
01:18:13,609 --> 01:18:16,334
A woman sends me kisses on the wind.
1252
01:18:24,286 --> 01:18:27,454
Hoping they will bring love to her.
1253
01:18:34,730 --> 01:18:37,490
She's waiting for a long time.
1254
01:18:58,487 --> 01:19:00,416
You waited too long.
1255
01:19:01,256 --> 01:19:05,051
Well, I had to give you a few years
to sow some wild oats.
1256
01:19:05,427 --> 01:19:07,061
You're welcome!
1257
01:19:07,062 --> 01:19:08,129
(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
1258
01:19:08,130 --> 01:19:09,263
(LAUGHING)
1259
01:19:09,264 --> 01:19:11,022
I've missed you.
1260
01:19:12,901 --> 01:19:15,194
Not as much as I missed you.
1261
01:19:20,342 --> 01:19:22,407
...of a woman in love.
1262
01:19:31,253 --> 01:19:32,920
That's lovely.
1263
01:19:34,556 --> 01:19:35,823
BIG AL: Classic.
1264
01:19:35,824 --> 01:19:39,026
- All right, who wants the last pancake?
- Delicious.
1265
01:19:39,027 --> 01:19:41,195
Hook me up! Hook me up now!
1266
01:19:41,330 --> 01:19:43,731
I feel like I've had a month of Sundays.
1267
01:19:43,732 --> 01:19:45,933
I'm gonna re-up the firewood
to get a bigger fire.
1268
01:19:45,934 --> 01:19:49,103
Hey, I've got something
better for that fire.
1269
01:19:49,104 --> 01:19:50,362
Whoa!
1270
01:19:51,039 --> 01:19:52,873
(ALL CHEERING)
1271
01:19:52,874 --> 01:19:54,905
Yes! Yeah!
1272
01:19:55,811 --> 01:19:57,178
GATOR: She did it.
1273
01:19:57,179 --> 01:19:59,006
That really burns.
1274
01:19:59,114 --> 01:20:00,681
It's a blazer!
1275
01:20:00,682 --> 01:20:02,683
(ALL GROANING)
1276
01:20:02,684 --> 01:20:04,511
Keep your day job.
1277
01:20:05,887 --> 01:20:07,688
- All right.
- What?
1278
01:20:07,689 --> 01:20:09,423
- Oh, yeah.
- Not the cell phone.
1279
01:20:09,424 --> 01:20:10,958
No, no, no, you're not.
1280
01:20:10,959 --> 01:20:12,888
Yes! Yes! Burn it.
1281
01:20:14,396 --> 01:20:16,564
I cannot believe you just did that.
1282
01:20:16,565 --> 01:20:18,099
I feel lighter.
1283
01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:20,234
I can't believe it. Irv?
1284
01:20:21,269 --> 01:20:22,834
- Irv!
- Wait.
1285
01:20:23,205 --> 01:20:25,168
- What happened?
- Irv.
1286
01:20:26,241 --> 01:20:28,170
- Irv!
- What's wrong?
1287
01:20:31,647 --> 01:20:33,981
- Call an ambulance!
- I'll do it.
1288
01:20:33,982 --> 01:20:37,251
DR. TULLEN: Now, you stay with us!
And you listen to my voice, all right?
1289
01:20:37,252 --> 01:20:39,443
Irv? Irv?
1290
01:20:41,223 --> 01:20:44,525
GEORGIA: So we've been told the hospital
is keeping him for observation.
1291
01:20:44,526 --> 01:20:46,327
They're gonna run some tests and...
1292
01:20:46,328 --> 01:20:48,829
- When does he get out?
- Well, they're not sure, Gator.
1293
01:20:48,830 --> 01:20:52,500
They really aren't. The doctors actually
won't know anything until he wakes up.
1294
01:20:52,501 --> 01:20:55,736
But, look, they don't know Irv
like we do, right?
1295
01:20:55,737 --> 01:20:57,632
- Right.
- Yeah.
1296
01:20:58,306 --> 01:21:00,574
All right. This is the propylaeum.
1297
01:21:00,575 --> 01:21:03,243
Just up those stairs is the Parthenon.
1298
01:21:03,679 --> 01:21:05,813
How many more stairs?
1299
01:21:05,947 --> 01:21:08,582
About 30, 50. A lot.
1300
01:21:08,583 --> 01:21:09,817
(GROANS)
1301
01:21:09,818 --> 01:21:11,383
It's okay.
1302
01:21:11,753 --> 01:21:16,583
We're tired,
and the stress of Irv is... Yeah.
1303
01:21:17,893 --> 01:21:20,425
Anyone who wants to, follow me.
1304
01:21:49,357 --> 01:21:51,286
GEORGIA: Incredible, isn't it?
1305
01:21:52,694 --> 01:21:55,062
- KIM: Tell us about it.
- Yeah, what's the John Dory?
1306
01:21:55,063 --> 01:21:59,791
Well, we have traveled
within a very mysterious triangle.
1307
01:22:00,435 --> 01:22:03,331
Delphi, Athens, Olympia.
1308
01:22:04,005 --> 01:22:09,802
And this city, Athens, got its name
from the goddess of wisdom, Athena.
1309
01:22:10,345 --> 01:22:13,514
And the Parthenon was built to honor her.
1310
01:22:13,749 --> 01:22:16,008
It was finished in 432 B.C.
1311
01:22:18,954 --> 01:22:21,622
Let me tell you why I love it here.
1312
01:22:22,958 --> 01:22:26,855
Listen to the sound of the wind
blowing through the columns.
1313
01:22:29,698 --> 01:22:31,991
(WIND WHISTLING)
1314
01:22:34,302 --> 01:22:39,132
That is the same wind that
mankind has listened to for centuries.
1315
01:22:40,142 --> 01:22:44,802
It's the sound of nature
meeting human imagination.
1316
01:22:47,282 --> 01:22:50,144
And for me, that's history.
1317
01:22:52,854 --> 01:22:54,919
I tell you what, Angie.
1318
01:22:55,157 --> 01:22:57,792
It's just plain beautiful.
That's what it is.
1319
01:22:57,793 --> 01:23:00,528
- It was lovely.
- Best thing I ever set eyes on.
1320
01:23:00,529 --> 01:23:02,458
It's Greek-alicious.
1321
01:23:06,668 --> 01:23:08,199
Yes, Gator.
1322
01:23:08,703 --> 01:23:10,671
There's still something I haven't seen.
1323
01:23:10,672 --> 01:23:11,872
What's that?
1324
01:23:11,873 --> 01:23:13,665
A Greek hospital.
1325
01:23:15,844 --> 01:23:16,944
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1326
01:23:16,945 --> 01:23:19,847
- Good call, Gator.
- I'd like to see one of those, too.
1327
01:23:19,848 --> 01:23:22,676
I know a good one. I'll take us all.
1328
01:23:23,018 --> 01:23:25,953
Fine, fine, take your stupid pictures
1329
01:23:25,954 --> 01:23:28,520
and I go get you some ice cream.
1330
01:23:28,857 --> 01:23:30,786
Good morning, Nico.
1331
01:23:30,992 --> 01:23:34,295
Yeah? I have a headache in my head.
1332
01:23:34,296 --> 01:23:38,065
The bus air conditioner, it break,
and these American idiots
1333
01:23:38,066 --> 01:23:40,668
never stops to complain,
complain, complain.
1334
01:23:40,669 --> 01:23:42,336
Wait a minute!
1335
01:23:42,337 --> 01:23:45,506
Did you just call us Americans?
1336
01:23:45,507 --> 01:23:48,375
Americans, Canadians.
What's the difference?
1337
01:23:48,376 --> 01:23:49,710
You jerk!
1338
01:23:49,711 --> 01:23:51,811
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1339
01:23:57,786 --> 01:23:59,453
KEN: Runs like a sheila!
1340
01:24:01,623 --> 01:24:04,525
And the Greek word for hospital
is nosocomio.
1341
01:24:04,526 --> 01:24:05,659
Say it with me.
1342
01:24:05,660 --> 01:24:06,961
(ALL REPEAT IN GREEK)
1343
01:24:06,962 --> 01:24:09,663
Very good. This is one of
the finest hospitals in Athens.
1344
01:24:09,664 --> 01:24:11,855
Only the best for our Irv.
1345
01:24:12,567 --> 01:24:14,166
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Irv!
1346
01:24:16,304 --> 01:24:17,471
Dude!
1347
01:24:18,506 --> 01:24:19,773
This nice guy is for you.
1348
01:24:19,774 --> 01:24:21,508
You coming
to the farewell party tonight, then?
1349
01:24:21,509 --> 01:24:22,676
Here you go, mate,
shove that down your gullet.
1350
01:24:22,677 --> 01:24:24,812
This is great. Thank you, all.
1351
01:24:24,813 --> 01:24:27,743
- Looking good, Irv.
- Made in America, Irv.
1352
01:24:27,883 --> 01:24:29,283
Because you missed the Parthenon.
1353
01:24:29,284 --> 01:24:32,653
- Wear it in good health, boss.
- You're in the pink, Irv.
1354
01:24:32,654 --> 01:24:34,014
Friends.
1355
01:24:34,890 --> 01:24:36,190
This is great.
1356
01:24:36,191 --> 01:24:38,951
So many visitors. Nice.
1357
01:24:39,194 --> 01:24:41,919
- Now get out, yes.
- Take care of him.
1358
01:24:42,297 --> 01:24:43,964
MARC: Get well, Irv.
1359
01:24:44,499 --> 01:24:47,067
- KIM: You're looking good, Irv.
- Hey, stay up, man.
1360
01:24:47,068 --> 01:24:49,270
- Yo, Gator.
- On you, mate.
1361
01:24:49,271 --> 01:24:50,638
(EXCLAIMS)
1362
01:24:50,639 --> 01:24:53,069
- DORCAS: Bye, Irv.
- Dorcas.
1363
01:24:55,710 --> 01:24:57,138
Bye, Irv.
1364
01:24:59,981 --> 01:25:01,478
Thank you.
1365
01:25:02,651 --> 01:25:04,216
My pleasure.
1366
01:25:22,070 --> 01:25:24,295
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1367
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:27,205
CAITLIN: Say, "Cheese".
1368
01:25:28,877 --> 01:25:32,376
Great buffet, Ange.
These baklavas are a riot.
1369
01:25:33,615 --> 01:25:37,785
Angie, I've got benecoupola and dolmades
and they look very good.
1370
01:25:37,786 --> 01:25:42,122
- Or, as they say in Greek, poli kala.
- GEORGIA: That's pretty good.
1371
01:25:42,123 --> 01:25:46,126
Hey, listen, it's not a big deal,
but my name is not Angie or Ange.
1372
01:25:46,127 --> 01:25:48,420
Yeah. We know. It's Georgia.
1373
01:25:48,997 --> 01:25:51,324
So why do you call me Angie?
1374
01:25:51,466 --> 01:25:54,726
Look at you.
You look just like Angelina Jolie.
1375
01:25:55,036 --> 01:25:57,371
You know,
that actress that adopts everybody.
1376
01:25:57,372 --> 01:26:00,541
- We love her.
- You must get that all the time.
1377
01:26:00,875 --> 01:26:02,906
Yes, I do. Yes.
1378
01:26:02,978 --> 01:26:05,271
(HAPPYPLAYING)
1379
01:26:06,014 --> 01:26:07,806
Look who's here.
1380
01:26:11,353 --> 01:26:13,418
- Hi.
- DOUDl: Caitlin, hi.
1381
01:26:13,955 --> 01:26:15,856
- For you.
- Thank you.
1382
01:26:15,857 --> 01:26:17,958
MR. TULLEN: Let's have a look at you.
1383
01:26:17,959 --> 01:26:21,185
(SINGING) No, I cannot count the ways
1384
01:26:21,997 --> 01:26:25,826
You have made my life so blessed
1385
01:26:25,967 --> 01:26:29,937
All I know is that you came
1386
01:26:29,938 --> 01:26:33,707
And made beauty of my mess
1387
01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:37,511
You make me happy
1388
01:26:37,512 --> 01:26:40,481
You make me feel the way I do
1389
01:26:40,482 --> 01:26:42,013
Hey, Poups.
1390
01:26:42,650 --> 01:26:47,514
You know, you turned out to be all right
for a guy that doesn't say much.
1391
01:26:49,057 --> 01:26:52,249
- Am I interrupting something?
- It's all right.
1392
01:26:52,961 --> 01:26:54,458
Excuse me.
1393
01:26:56,264 --> 01:26:58,499
- I'll get some wine.
- Okay.
1394
01:26:58,500 --> 01:27:00,701
Georgie, I got these for you.
1395
01:27:00,702 --> 01:27:03,166
Dorcas, you shouldn't do this.
1396
01:27:03,805 --> 01:27:06,407
It's all right. I've got the receipt.
1397
01:27:06,408 --> 01:27:07,508
(EXCLAIMS)
1398
01:27:07,509 --> 01:27:10,337
- Good for you.
- Well, it's a start.
1399
01:27:14,349 --> 01:27:15,516
Oh.
1400
01:27:15,850 --> 01:27:18,712
- Georgia. I saw you.
- Good.
1401
01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:21,488
To my hand you can speak.
1402
01:27:22,257 --> 01:27:24,550
You wrote this".Excellent".
1403
01:27:24,592 --> 01:27:27,494
"Georgia is terrific".
"Georgia is wonderful".
1404
01:27:27,495 --> 01:27:30,564
"You are so lucky
to have someone like Angie".
1405
01:27:30,565 --> 01:27:32,699
I look like Angelina Jolie.
1406
01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:34,735
No, you don't. Who wrote this?
1407
01:27:34,736 --> 01:27:37,037
- I did. I wrote that.
- I did.
1408
01:27:37,038 --> 01:27:39,440
- I did.
- I totally did.
1409
01:27:39,441 --> 01:27:41,442
- We love Angie.
- Georgia.
1410
01:27:41,443 --> 01:27:43,277
- She's the best.
- Thank you, guys.
1411
01:27:43,278 --> 01:27:45,412
It's a fluke. So no raise.
1412
01:27:45,413 --> 01:27:46,671
Fine.
1413
01:27:47,248 --> 01:27:50,017
All right, 10%. That's as high as I go.
1414
01:27:50,018 --> 01:27:51,276
Okay.
1415
01:27:51,553 --> 01:27:53,087
You didn't get a letter from me, did you?
1416
01:27:53,088 --> 01:27:55,813
Sure I did. Butt-smoocher.
1417
01:27:57,358 --> 01:28:00,686
"Dear Maria,
you are my only friend in Greece".
1418
01:28:00,929 --> 01:28:03,427
The rest got stained. Coffee?
1419
01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:06,667
Coffee?
1420
01:28:06,668 --> 01:28:09,735
Everybody should take the time
for a coffee.
1421
01:28:09,871 --> 01:28:13,240
I've heard everyone should take time
for a coffee.
1422
01:28:13,241 --> 01:28:16,103
I just said that. What?
1423
01:28:16,711 --> 01:28:19,209
You found your kefi.
1424
01:28:19,814 --> 01:28:21,106
Yes.
1425
01:28:21,983 --> 01:28:24,242
And who the hell are you?
1426
01:28:24,552 --> 01:28:26,620
- Procopi.
- Who?
1427
01:28:27,021 --> 01:28:30,088
- Poupi Kakas.
- Shut up.
1428
01:28:30,525 --> 01:28:33,427
Maria, will you make me
a full-time driver?
1429
01:28:33,428 --> 01:28:38,098
Okay. Georgia, 20%.
That's as high as I go.
1430
01:28:38,099 --> 01:28:40,767
Okay. Why are you being nice to me?
1431
01:28:47,575 --> 01:28:50,300
- It's open.
- Michigan University.
1432
01:28:50,612 --> 01:28:52,677
You got the job there.
1433
01:29:00,188 --> 01:29:02,015
I have a job here.
1434
01:29:04,025 --> 01:29:08,958
And it won't be easy.
Nico? He quit. Mama's boy.
1435
01:29:09,430 --> 01:29:12,064
I knew his father. Same thing.
1436
01:29:13,168 --> 01:29:16,201
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.
1437
01:29:16,738 --> 01:29:19,406
- Lf you'll be my driver.
- Of course.
1438
01:29:20,642 --> 01:29:23,811
- Will you hold on just a second?
- I'm waiting.
1439
01:29:25,046 --> 01:29:26,907
(GEORGIA SPEAKING GREEK)
1440
01:29:26,981 --> 01:29:29,149
Everyone. Everyone.
1441
01:29:29,150 --> 01:29:32,979
I'm so happy I met you,
and I'm gonna miss you all.
1442
01:29:33,555 --> 01:29:35,245
To Georgia!
1443
01:29:35,890 --> 01:29:37,751
ALL: To Georgia!
1444
01:29:38,026 --> 01:29:40,126
- To Irv!
- To the Irvinator.
1445
01:29:41,696 --> 01:29:44,490
GEORGIA: Okay, so I'm staying in Greece.
1446
01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:47,868
I have no idea what's going to happen.
1447
01:29:47,869 --> 01:29:51,197
But as the man says,
"How do you plan life? "
1448
01:29:51,639 --> 01:29:54,706
I've waited a long time to be this happy.
1449
01:29:55,410 --> 01:29:57,771
And the thing about happy...
1450
01:29:58,246 --> 01:30:00,539
Wait. What was I saying?
1451
01:30:00,982 --> 01:30:03,616
Yeah, I'm gonna enjoy it.
1452
01:30:13,595 --> 01:30:16,229
- Teach me to dance.
- Dance?
1453
01:30:17,031 --> 01:30:19,165
Did you say dance?
1454
01:30:20,969 --> 01:30:22,035
(CHEERS)
1455
01:30:22,036 --> 01:30:24,227
(LAUGHING)
1456
01:30:25,073 --> 01:30:27,468
And now we dance.
1457
01:30:28,109 --> 01:30:30,436
(ALL LAUGHING)
1458
01:30:33,681 --> 01:30:35,974
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)