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# Oh, no #

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# See you walking 'round
like it's a funeral #

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# Not so serious, girl #

4
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# Why those feet cold? #

5
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# We just getting started #

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# Don't you tiptoe #

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# Tiptoe, ah #

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# Waste time with a masterpiece #

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# Don't waste time with a masterpiece #

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# You should be rolling with me #

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# You should be rolling with me, ah #

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# You're a real-life fantasy #

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# But you're moving so carefully #

14
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# Let's start living dangerously #

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# Talk to me, baby #

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# I'm going blind #

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# From this sweet, sweet craving #

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# Whoa-oh #

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# Let's lose our minds #

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# And go crazy, crazy #

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# Ah, ya, ya, ya, ya #

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# I keep on hoping
we'll eat cake by the ocean #

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# Walk for me, baby #

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# I'll be Diddy,
you'll be Naomi, whoa-oh #

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# Let's lose our minds
and go crazy, crazy #

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# Ah, ya, ya, ya, ya #

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# I keep on hoping
we'll eat cake by the ocean #

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You guys wanna handle this for me?

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- On it, boss.
- On it.

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I just said that.

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Why do you even set this thing, Rafe,
if you're not gonna go to sleep?

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Give me the blaster, quick.

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Ready. Aim. Fire!

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Check the barrel.

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Uh-oh.

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Ah, that never gets old.

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Great. Now I have two headaches.

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Let's blast it. On three. One...

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Rafe.

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Rafe?

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Rise and shine, buddy.

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Rafe.

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Are you up?

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Wake up!

45
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What?

46
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Oh, boy. Is it morning already?

47
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Please tell me you did not
stay up all night drawing again.

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No, of course not.

49
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No, the only reason
I would ever be up all night

50
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is just because I'm so excited
to go to school today.

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But I wasn't up all night.

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- Come here.
- Why?

53
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Gross. What're you doing?

54
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I'm wiping the excitement off your face.
It looks a lot like ink.

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Mom, where's my breakfast?

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It's coming.

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Georgia, for the millionth time,

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Calvin's not allowed in my room.

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For the billionth time,

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it's Mr. Giggles to you.

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And just because you're grumpy
doesn't give you the right

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to make the rest of us miserable.

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Okay, guys, come on.

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Let's go, Calvin.
We don't have to take this.

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You know, hon, I have to say,

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really impressive updates
for the Vinlothian Star Cruiser.

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- Thanks.
- Look...

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I know it's hard, starting
a new school mid-semester,

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and I don't wanna take this away from you,

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but you have to promise me

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you won't spend every waking,
sleeping moment working on this

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when there's a whole big world out there.

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Mom, there's a whole
big world in there, too.

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I'm talking about the real world.

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Give it a try, would you?

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For me?

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Hmm?

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Okay.

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On the menu for today,

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we have a farro basil salad
with tomato coulis.

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You know, Georgia and I
would be completely fine

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if you just made us, like,
a bologna sandwich.

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I'm a sous-chef, not a chemical engineer.

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Oh, and for dessert,

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we have a deconstructed lime tart.

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- Why'd you deconstruct it?
- I don't know.

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I don't wanna do something
the same old, regular way.

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Where's the imagination in that?

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If you wanna stand out,
you wanna make a difference,

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you gotta think outside the box.

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Did you order an Uber?

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# Turn it up #

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Oh, man!

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She's gonna get me arrested.

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Better you than me.

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Hello! I'm not getting any younger here.

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Uh, do that again, and you're
not getting any older either.

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I was just pulling it around to save time.

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Never again. Move.

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# Somebody save your soul #

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# 'Cause you've been sinning in the city #

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# I know... #

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You should wanna be early, too,

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considering your track record.

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I'm sorry. I can't hear you.

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Fine. Shut me out.

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But I'm the only one

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willing to give you the cold, hard facts.

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You've been kicked
out of two schools in one year.

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Georgia, I'll handle the lectures.

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Go for it.

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No, thank you. I'm tired of that lecture.

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See, you're exhausting people.

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This is the last school that'll take you.

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And if you mess up here,

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you're gonna end up at a new school

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called "Prison Elementary."

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So, get your head out of your keister.

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I'm just trying to help
a brother out, Mom.

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# 'Cause you don't even know #

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# Bet I can make your hands clap #

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Look how nice it looks.

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# Bet I can make your hands clap #

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It's gonna be a great first day.
I can just feel it.

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So, just be polite
and don't forget to listen.

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I'm sorry, what?

127
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See, this is why kids
shouldn't have espresso.

128
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No, no, no, I told you no more coffee.

129
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- Narc.
- Addict.

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Snitches get stitches.

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Stop. Listen. They have me working
a double again, so Carl's gonna pick you up.

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- No!
- Why?

133
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I know. It's been a tough year
for all of us.

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But he's there for me when I need him.

135
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And lately, I have really needed him.

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So, let's all put on
our be-nice-to-Carl faces, okay?

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Okay, we'll work on it, we'll work on it.

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Listen, have a great first day.
I love you so much.

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Be on your best behavior. Okay?

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Quiet in the hallways, please. Okay?

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I'd like to have a silent
hallway one of these days.

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Excuse me, young man.

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What is your name?

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Rafe Katchadorian.

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What did you just say to me?

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It's my last name. I'm new.

147
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Well, being new does not entitle you

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to swagger in here with no clothes on.

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I'm... I'm wearing clothes.

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No, those aren't clothes.

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Those are rule violations.

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Every single thing you have on

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flies in the face of rule number 22.

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What's rule number 22?

155
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Are you telling me that you
haven't read our code of conduct?

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All right, if I don't tell you,

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I won't get in trouble, right?

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Unbelievable.

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The code of conduct, young man.

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Read it, learn it, live it.

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Rule number 22 is,
"Always obey the dress code."

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That means no printed shirts,
no wild colors.

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And look what's happening
to the collar of your shirt here.

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Your headphones are dragging it open.

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Nobody needs to see

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where your chest hairs are going to be.

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Yeah, okay, yeah, got it.

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"Got it"?

169
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How about, "Got it, sir"?

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Rule number one here at Hills Village

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is to respect your principal.

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And since I am the principal,

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that means you need to respect me

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by calling me "sir,"

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or if you prefer, "Principal Dwight."

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Or maybe even "Sir Dwight," if you like.

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Good.

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You have recognized
my keen sense of humor.

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Not everybody does.

180
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Good man. Okay, good.

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All right. On your way
into school, which is that way.

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There he is!

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- Ah, intense, huh?
- Mm-hmm.

184
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Hey, Georgia thought
I was gonna end up in prison,

185
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but I think I'm already here.

186
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Yeah, well, you know, at least in prison

187
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we can carve, like, shanks
out of toothbrushes, you know.

188
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It's good to see you, Leo.

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Honestly, I didn't think
you'd be here, too.

190
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This was the last school in the district

191
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that would take us.

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- Holla!
- Holla!

193
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- It's so weird...
- Excuse me.

194
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- Is your name David?
- No.

195
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Were you carved by Michelangelo?

196
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No.

197
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Stop standing around like a statue.

198
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You're blocking the flow of traffic.

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Yeah, you heard the warden,
get back to your cell, Rafe.

200
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Hallway etiquette is no
laughing matter, young man.

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And rule number 11 clearly states,

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"No loitering in the halls."

203
00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,680
Okay.

204
00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,310
Okay?

205
00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:06,995
Okay, sir?

206
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,276
It's Vice Principal Stricker.

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00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,995
Go, now.

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00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,793
- Shon.
- Yeah?

209
00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,111
Do you know how to sync this
to your phone?

210
00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,475
Um... probably not.

211
00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:23,710
Doesn't your dad work at Best Buy?

212
00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,792
Oh, yeah, he does.

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Just in marketing.

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So, you don't get any free stuff?

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I do, but mostly office supplies.

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Nice first impression.

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You got it?

218
00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,598
It's just homeroom. We'll wait.

219
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Okay, let's start class.

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Bella? Bella.

221
00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,635
Please put your phone away during class.

222
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,835
You can't rate teachers
on Yelp anyway. I've tried.

223
00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,832
So, we have a new student today.

224
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I'm assuming you are...

225
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,875
I'm a transfer student, sir.

226
00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,314
Oh, you don't have to call me "sir."

227
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,595
It makes me feel old,
and I already feel old.

228
00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,475
I drive a Saturn.

229
00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,950
It's just, Principal Dwight
told me to call everyone "sir."

230
00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,235
- It's, like, one of his rules.
- Okay.

231
00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,994
Well, I don't see any Principal
Dwight in here. Do you?

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00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,429
Seriously, do you?
Because he is a master of disguise.

233
00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:23,275
So, we have a new transfer student today

234
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,075
whose name I am realizing
I did not ask just now.

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00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,715
- What's your name?
- Rafe Katchadorian.

236
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,793
Whoa! It would suck to have
to spell that dumb name.

237
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,155
Well, Rafe, welcome to hell.

238
00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,833
Back to the homework from last night.

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00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,795
You all listened to the Drake
and Future mixtape last night.

240
00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,715
Because today, we will be
talking about fair trade.

241
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,553
Okay. There's a hot track,

242
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,275
and it's produced
by Future's Hendrix crew.

243
00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,555
Drizzy, Champagne Papi,

244
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,109
is in the studio with Future, and he says,

245
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,595
"Hey, yo, let me get on that track."

246
00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,194
"Well, I'm gonna have to charge you."

247
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,475
And what does Drake say back?

248
00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,115
"Charge me? I thought we were boys."

249
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,953
"We're the best of boys.

250
00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,355
We're gonna make a mixtape together."

251
00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,795
But there's a tax.

252
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,595
Not anymore, once NATO came along.

253
00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:10,115
Teller, it's NAFTA, not NATO.

254
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,954
Ah? What? Word?

255
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,952
Shon is right, it is NAFTA.

256
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,675
So, now there is no tax.

257
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,315
So, Champagne Papi and young Hendrix

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can be on each other's tracks

259
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,511
without having to charge anybody.

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00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,910
Much the way that America and Canada

261
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,673
have goods importing and exporting.

262
00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,715
Hey, Kick-a-dorkian.

263
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,195
Does anyone have any questions?

264
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,270
It's Miller time.

265
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,875
Stay out of my way,
or I'll wedgie you so bad

266
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,191
you'll be able to taste your underwear.

267
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,309
How?

268
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,313
Ladies and gentlemen,

269
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,632
let's get ready for the pain event.

270
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:52,350
Oh, this one always delivers
a fistful of hollers!

271
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,470
The Grip-n-Rip!

272
00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,715
Holy Yosemite!

273
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,675
Want to lodge a complaint?

274
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,638
It's the Beaver-Tail!

275
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,235
Irritating, even to people just watching,

276
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,959
the Man-Bun!

277
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,992
Over-rated and over-exposed,

278
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,117
the Kardashian!

279
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,753
You get that I can kick your butt, right?

280
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,234
My bad.

281
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,073
All right.

282
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,875
- There is an agreement.
- Sorry.

283
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,314
Free trade.

284
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,435
For tomorrow, I want everybody

285
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,995
to become familiar

286
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,436
with every single member
of the Wu-Tang Clan.

287
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,350
We're gonna take a little trip
to the Bronx.

288
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,875
So, in conclusion...

289
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,395
I'm not just gonna stand here
and make a bunch of promises.

290
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,595
Just this.

291
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,195
You should vote for me
because my dad is super rich

292
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,630
and my stepmom is really hot.

293
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,995
Oh, ho, ho!

294
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,915
Stormin' Norman, what a speech!

295
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,514
Well done.

296
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,070
Hey.

297
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,675
Uh, for those of you who don't know me,

298
00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,195
I'm Jeanne Galleta,

299
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,033
president of the AV club.

300
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,835
I'm guessing most of you
don't know what that is,

301
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,958
since I'm also the only member.

302
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,553
Gandhi once said,

303
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,075
"We have to be the change we wish to see."

304
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,035
And the way I see it,

305
00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,315
cutting funding for the arts...

306
00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,430
Hello.

307
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,635
...was just dumb.

308
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,871
We have to bring it back,

309
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,270
so we can express ourselves
as human beings

310
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,511
and not just a bunch of robots.

311
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,593
Also, we've gotta do something
about this dress code, okay?

312
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,235
It stifles individuality!

313
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,913
Oh, look at that, we're out of time.

314
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,315
Sorry, Miss Galleta. Gosh.

315
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,509
No, no, no.

316
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,829
Please. No, don't clap.

317
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,835
No need to be polite.

318
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:45,955
Just hold your clapping till the end.

319
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,110
I think we're probably all
voting for Norman anyway, right?

320
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,192
I've seen his stepmom. You're not kidding.

321
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,994
All right, folks, you know...

322
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:55,950
That's not funny.

323
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,155
Why is this wrapped around...

324
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,277
Let's not wrap the microphone
around the stand anymore.

325
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,595
It's annoying.

326
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,514
Folks, in two months,
we will all be competing

327
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,831
for something of the utmost importance.

328
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,315
Who knows what I'm referring to?

329
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,471
B.L.A.A.R.

330
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,755
- I can't hear you!
- B.L.A.A.R.!

331
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,235
Now you're just yelling. No yelling!

332
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,471
That's right, in eight short weeks,

333
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,955
we will all be taking

334
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:23,957
the Baseline Assessment
of Academic Readiness!

335
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,630
All right. Hey, you there!

336
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:29,955
Do you love your parents?

337
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,271
I guess so.

338
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,915
Hear me when I tell you,
you don't love them

339
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,072
an eighth as much as I love this test.

340
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,470
A few years ago, my wife asked me

341
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,074
to stop paying so much
attention to the B.L.A.A.R.,

342
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,640
and pay a little more attention to her.

343
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,190
Well, she's gone now,
and I have no regrets.

344
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,312
And, folks, if we are going to maintain

345
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,390
our number one standing,

346
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,870
which we most certainly do wanna do...

347
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,394
This is hilarious!

348
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,795
Oh, my gosh! Zombie Dwight!

349
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,872
...and only the B.L.A.A.R.,
and nothing but the B.L.A.A.R.

350
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,354
No, come on, give it...

351
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,593
Hey, what's with
all the kerfuffle out there?

352
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,511
This is legit hilarious.

353
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,116
Hey!

354
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,115
Hand over the notebook, Dani,

355
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,759
if you know what's good for you.

356
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,160
Smart move!

357
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,750
Oh!

358
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,597
This concludes our assembly.

359
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,719
I don't look like that.

360
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,753
I don't look like that at all.

361
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,269
Son, as principal,

362
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,155
I think of myself
as the father of this school.

363
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,515
And there's nothing I wouldn't do

364
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,795
to protect a child.

365
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,595
- Do you follow me?
- Sure. Yeah.

366
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,715
You think the students are your children.

367
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,393
What? No.

368
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,314
The students aren't my children.
The school is my child.

369
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,595
And you attacked my child today.

370
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,635
You punched it in the face.

371
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,435
What kind of a person
punches a child in the face?

372
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,475
That was a very important
assembly, and you ruined it.

373
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,550
I know. I'm sorry.

374
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,233
Honestly, I was just doodling.

375
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,835
Listen, man, I am totally into creativity.

376
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,115
I really dig it.

377
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,669
I'm a hip cat from way back.
You better believe it.

378
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,035
But it doesn't belong in school.

379
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,995
Art should be locked up in a museum

380
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,355
where old people can enjoy it
or children on field trips.

381
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,352
We get to go on field trips
to art museums?

382
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,835
God, no. No.
That's a complete waste of time.

383
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,276
We're not doing that.
All right! Rule number 26.

384
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,754
Read it out loud, please.

385
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,750
"Rule 26.

386
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,395
Any written material deemed
inappropriate or offensive

387
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,234
will be confiscated and destroyed"?

388
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,959
And destroyed. Very good.

389
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,555
You're a good reader.

390
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,595
Gus, bring your bucket in here, please.

391
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,670
The yellow bucket.

392
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,952
This is a bucket full of acid

393
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,995
that will completely dissolve
your notebook.

394
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,953
It's probably not a great idea to keep
a bucket full of acid in a middle school,

395
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,075
but if you can think of a better way
to dissolve notebooks, I'm all ears.

396
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,195
Why are you still here?

397
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,794
Mm.

398
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,109
All right!

399
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,995
Good-bye, offensive
and inappropriate material.

400
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,470
Wait, hold on. Look, please,
I've had that book forever.

401
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,792
And, I mean, I worked so hard
on all those drawings.

402
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,994
Well, maybe if you had worked that hard
on something worthwhile instead,

403
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,754
like, for instance, your school work,
we wouldn't be here right now.

404
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:38,830
Please, you don't understand.

405
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,673
These drawings mean everything to me.

406
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,230
Really?

407
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,155
Well...

408
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,470
In that case...

409
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,916
Rules are rules.

410
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,672
You guys are doomed. Bye-bye.

411
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,395
This super stinks.

412
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,355
Tech support.

413
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,715
- Here we go.
- Tech support.

414
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,755
Peace out!

415
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,395
It was an honor serving with you, sir.

416
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,949
I'm sorry I used your toothbrush
to pick out my nose.

417
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,111
Yeah, me too. What?

418
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,993
Tech support.

419
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,875
Your new principal sucks!

420
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,996
Don't forget to draw me

421
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,110
on the other side, Rafe!

422
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,510
- Dude!
- Hey, man.

423
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,080
I don't wanna talk about it, all right?

424
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,073
Hey, you, uh...

425
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,355
you ever open that thing I got you?

426
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,314
Ah...

427
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,629
I'm sorry, I forgot.

428
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,075
No worries, man.

429
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,514
You've been busy. Just...

430
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,555
I just think it might be
a good time, you know?

431
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,790
It might cheer you up.

432
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,872
It's whatever, though. Doesn't matter.

433
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,755
- You want a ride?
- You're funny.

434
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,399
No, not with that doofus.

435
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,874
All right, well, I'm out of here.

436
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,354
Good luck.

437
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,913
Hop in! You know I can't come
to a complete stop. Let's go!

438
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,875
- Hurry up!
- # I get knocked down #

439
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,155
# But I get up again #

440
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,233
Let's go. Come on.

441
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,070
Bear, why'd you get a stick
if you don't know how to drive it?

442
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,675
It's not a true sports car
if it's an automatic, all right?

443
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,670
Besides, I really like to feel
the road when I'm driving.

444
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,395
Hey, towel, please.

445
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,075
Sorry, I almost got "person" on your seat.

446
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,674
Hey, "F" your "I,"

447
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,513
these seats are
Italian leather, all right?

448
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,715
I'm trying to keep them nice
for the re-sale.

449
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,998
Bear, you do know you can't
sell a car you don't own.

450
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,794
Don't own yet, my friend. Don't own yet.

451
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,520
104 more payments,
and this baby is all mine.

452
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,354
# I get knocked down, but I get up again #

453
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,432
# You're never gonna keep me down #

454
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,755
Hey.

455
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,559
Not so close to the car, fat boy!

456
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,396
Come here, Calvin.

457
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,835
Come here, boy. You're a good boy.

458
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,798
Don't listen to that mean man. Come here.

459
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,835
You did that on purpose.

460
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,555
So, sue me.

461
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,632
I wish Mom knew what a butt wipe you are.

462
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,076
Hey. Butt wipes feel pretty good.

463
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,155
Who doesn't love a butt wipe, huh?

464
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,152
Everyone loves a butt wipe.

465
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,277
So, I guess the joke is on you.

466
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,675
No.

467
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,672
The joke's on you.

468
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,674
Huh?

469
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:51,989
Eh...

470
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,110
Hey.

471
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,270
Oh, hey. What's up, man?

472
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,919
Oh, cool. You found it.

473
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,035
Oh, no. Don't read the card,
because then things

474
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,349
are gonna get sappy or whatever,

475
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,669
and I hate that.

476
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,831
So, just open the present.

477
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,240
All right.

478
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,915
I figured your other one,
may it rest in peace,

479
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:25,990
was almost full,

480
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,072
so you probably need another one.

481
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,834
It's awesome, man. Thank you. But...

482
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,674
I mean, all my best stuff
was in my last sketch book.

483
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,114
Comics, inventions.

484
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,995
Expertly drawn boobs.

485
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,072
Those were realistic.

486
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,710
I think.

487
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,870
I hope.

488
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,395
But the Vinlothians. Like...

489
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,195
you made the Star Cruiser.
You made their planet.

490
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,351
You even came up with their battle cry.

491
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,475
- What was it?
- Grak-tung.

492
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,755
- Grak-freakin'-tung!
- All right.

493
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,593
And, like, their language.

494
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,115
- The star cruiser night club.
- Shh!

495
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,112
Could you lower your voice, please?

496
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,554
- What for?
- I said, "Shh."

497
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:02,869
What?

498
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,553
Okay, you don't want them
to know I'm here.

499
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:05,630
Yeah. No offense,

500
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,831
but Mom doesn't think
you're the best influence.

501
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,798
Oh, okay. Well, she's not
wrong about that.

502
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,674
Okay, Rafe.

503
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,592
Back to the book thing.

504
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,875
Are you ready for the greatest idea

505
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,838
in the history of ideas?

506
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,755
Dwight trashed your book, right?

507
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,275
So, you trash his.

508
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,675
Yeah, I guess that could be kind of fun.

509
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,989
We'd take the shredder from the back...

510
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,635
No, no, no.

511
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,355
We don't wanna shred the rule book.

512
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,075
We wanna shred the actual rules.

513
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,275
Every stupid rule
in his dumb code of conduct.

514
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,155
Leo, are you kidding me?

515
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,555
And get kicked out of another school?

516
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,994
I would be disowned.

517
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,912
No, you won't. You wanna know why?

518
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,152
'Cause we're gonna be careful
and nobody's gonna know it's us.

519
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,915
So, you're saying we do it anonymously?

520
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,559
Exactly!

521
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,555
It is up to us to speak for the voiceless,

522
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,915
to be vigilantes for freedom.

523
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,555
We've got eight weeks before
Dwight tries to measure our worth

524
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,791
on a bunch of bubbles on a Scantron.

525
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,113
I'm sick of people trying to
suck the fun out of childhood.

526
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,195
Let's stop the suck!

527
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,034
Let's show them that we don't give a...

528
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,394
What rhymes with suck?

529
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,755
- Nothing good.
- So?

530
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,632
- Let's stick it to the man.
- Yeah!

531
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,360
# I stare at you for so long #

532
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,075
# You watched me just as strong #

533
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,470
# It feels right being wrong #

534
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,235
# Never thought I'd get you, no #

535
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,676
# But here you are at my front door #

536
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,875
# The more you get #

537
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,112
# It doesn't matter
if you're feeling it... #

538
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,115
Hi!

539
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,395
Hi, Mom.

540
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,595
Uh... look at you.

541
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,751
You're all dressed and ready
for school. What's going on?

542
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,554
Uh, I'm just excited
to get to school early.

543
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,632
- Really?
- Yeah. Of course.

544
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,990
There's something sticking on your shoe.

545
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,269
What is this?

546
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,594
What is this?

547
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,913
No.

548
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,554
Oh, my.

549
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,074
Hey, Gus.

550
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,914
Gus!

551
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,236
Yes?

552
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,074
Whoever did this
was committed to their art.

553
00:24:58,880 --> 00:24:59,870
Get to class.

554
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,755
This is not a gallery.

555
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:03,956
And that's not art.

556
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,560
Move it.

557
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,155
"Rules aren't for everyone."

558
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,674
What did you just say?

559
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,195
"Rules aren't for everyone."

560
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,475
Rule number 11, "No loitering."

561
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,153
Move it, people.

562
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,390
Grak-tung!

563
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,633
- Hey, Miller!
- Hey!

564
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,959
What are you staring at, Crap-a-dukian?

565
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,795
Nothing.

566
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,035
Uh-oh. You know what that is?

567
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:55,079
That's the "kickter scale,"
and it's acting up.

568
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,795
You know, it's still a good day.

569
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,870
Okay, everybody.

570
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,714
Time for our daily dose
of morning propaganda.

571
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,715
Rules, regulations, respect.

572
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,679
- Rules, regulations, respect.
- Principal Dwight?

573
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,360
Principal Dwight?

574
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,110
We're live.

575
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,070
Oh, my God.

576
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,155
Good morning, Hills Village.

577
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,072
You may have noticed
on your way into school today

578
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,677
that many surfaces were covered
in brightly-colored pieces of paper.

579
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,275
This was a horrible act of vandalism.

580
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:41,275
Rest assured, I will find the hooligans
who defaced our school in this manner.

581
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,315
And when I find them, they'll be sorry,

582
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,675
because I will punish them in ways
that I haven't even dreamed up yet.

583
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,594
There will be no further distractions
to our B.L.A.A.R preparation.

584
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,672
The microphone is on the fritz, sir.

585
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,830
You may wanna wrap it up.

586
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,232
I... like... my... big... but...

587
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,676
Do... you... like... my... big... but...

588
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,190
Oh, my God.

589
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,714
Remember what I always say,

590
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,554
do whatever I tell you, every single time.

591
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,835
I thought that went all right.

592
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:22,239
# Do you remember when we were young? #

593
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,833
I can tell you want my '65 Shelby Cobra,

594
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,950
but guess what?

595
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,950
It's mine.

596
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,793
I won it.

597
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,755
I won it.

598
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,354
- And then, you took it.
- No.

599
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,556
You won it with my money.

600
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,315
So, technically, it's mine.

601
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,995
Plus, I beat you at Speed of Light.

602
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,833
Boo-yah!

603
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,752
Hey, look! It's a talking bear!

604
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,069
Why do you insist on calling me that?

605
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,515
You know my name is Carl. Carl.

606
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,590
Well, A,

607
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,070
"Carl" rhymes with "snarl,"

608
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,913
which is something bears do.

609
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,435
And, B, you're, like, abnormally hairy.

610
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,193
Just hurry up, all right?

611
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,155
"Game of Thrones" starts in 10 minutes.

612
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,435
And if I miss the recap,
I'm totally screwed.

613
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,475
Wait, but we haven't even had dessert yet.

614
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,195
That's the best part!

615
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,430
You better change your mindset
on this whole dessert thing, all right?

616
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,795
Or you're gonna end up as fat as your dog.

617
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,149
That's probably why you're so farty.

618
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,955
Your face is farty.

619
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:23,193
And Calvin Giggles is just big-boned.

620
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,397
Just chew so we can get out of here, huh?

621
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,233
Hi, folks, I'm Dana.

622
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,960
I'll be taking over for Sandy.
Her shift just ended.

623
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,830
Would you like me to bring the check?

624
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,274
- Yes.
- No.

625
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,714
I thought you were in a hurry.

626
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,280
Yeah.

627
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,515
A hurry to get you adorable kids

628
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,635
the best dessert Dave
and Buster's has to offer, huh?

629
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,030
Got my friend's kids with me today.

630
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,235
Did you just say your "friend's kids"?

631
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,710
Tell you what. Just get whatever
you guys want for dessert, all right?

632
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,154
Provided it's not caviar, huh?

633
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,555
I'll go grab the dessert menus.

634
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,630
All right! Dessert.

635
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,949
She's gonna grab the dessert menus.

636
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,473
All right, here's the deal.

637
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,355
- I am gonna go take a dump.
- Ew.

638
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,318
Don't screw anything up, all right?

639
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,910
Oh!

640
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,990
Yeah.

641
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,960
There we go. That's the stuff.

642
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,554
Salt and pepper. Nice!

643
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,395
Hey! Slow down!

644
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,875
Where you going, huh?

645
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,952
I just wanna get some honey, honey.

646
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:28,875
Oh, honey?

647
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,595
I got your honey right here.

648
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,796
All right!

649
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,993
Oh, what the...

650
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,355
Ow!

651
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,432
Ah! What is that smell?

652
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,959
Oh, come on!

653
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,675
This gets me so mad!

654
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,194
I have an idea.

655
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,953
Let's pee in his cologne.

656
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,355
No, we can't do that.

657
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,238
That would be way too much
of an improvement.

658
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,955
Why are there so many jerks
in my life right now?

659
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,030
I don't know.

660
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,155
Whoa! It looks like we've just received

661
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,595
a generous donation from one of them.

662
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,955
What?

663
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,590
Is that...

664
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,751
Yep. Bear's credit card number.

665
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,195
How nice of Bear to fund phase two

666
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,475
of Operation Rules Aren't For Everyone.

667
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,995
And maybe some new kicks.

668
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,875
Forget drawing.

669
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,555
You may be missing your calling
as an electrical engineer.

670
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,478
Or a bank robber.

671
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,115
Seriously, I think I'm learning more

672
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,190
by breaking the rules

673
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,272
than I ever have by preparing
for some dumb test.

674
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,794
# Hear a knock on the door
and the night begins #

675
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,755
# 'Cause we done this before
so you come on in #

676
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,750
# Make yourself at my home,
tell me where you been... #

677
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,875
# Baby take control now #

678
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,429
# We can't even slow down #

679
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,195
# We don't have to go out #

680
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,555
# Welcome to my house #

681
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,393
# Play that music too loud... #

682
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,470
Oh, no! No!

683
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,793
# Morning comes and you know
that you wanna stay #

684
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,550
# Close the blinds #

685
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,792
# Let's pretend
that the time has changed #

686
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,794
# Keep our clothes on the floor,
open up champagne #

687
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,510
# Let's continue tonight,
come on, celebrate #

688
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,077
# Welcome to my house... #

689
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,710
Dude.

690
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,915
I can't believe people
are actually into our work.

691
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,071
Bro. We're trending, Rafe!

692
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,550
This is the work of the legends.

693
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,790
Hey.

694
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,436
Done.

695
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,315
I wish there was one person
who I could share all this with.

696
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,754
What, like, besides me?

697
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,311
No way! Way too risky, man. Like, come on!

698
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,155
"Dear diary, I'm a loser."

699
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,393
It's not a...

700
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,075
diary.

701
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,992
Later, Khatcha-borian.

702
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,599
Dream of Jeanne.

703
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,909
- Can I have one?
- Oh, yeah. Sure.

704
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,434
- Dream of Jeanne.
- Thanks.

705
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,514
Hey, you're that guy.

706
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,835
No, I'm not.

707
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,354
The guy who clapped for my speech?

708
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,635
Oh, yeah! That was me. I'm Rafe.

709
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,120
Bam. That's one vote. That was easy.

710
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,633
Can you believe that something this cool
is actually happening at our school?

711
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,120
You think the graffiti is,
like, really cool?

712
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,230
Well, not just that.

713
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,834
I think the Post-it thing
was amazing, too.

714
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,037
And Dwight's hair. Genius.

715
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,355
I just love that someone has the guts,
you know, to take on the establishment.

716
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,715
Yeah.

717
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,790
And I'm not the only one who thinks so.

718
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,032
Check out how many likes it got
on my Facebook page.

719
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,235
Whoa!

720
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,435
Yeah.

721
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,989
That means that it's actually
spreading to other schools.

722
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,755
Hey, um...

723
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,274
do you wanna know a secret? I...

724
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,915
Anonymous. You're anonymous.

725
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,150
Actually...

726
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,074
I'm really just digging your boots!

727
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,275
Good job. Good choice.

728
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,755
Thanks.

729
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,235
So, what are you doing
after school next Friday?

730
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,310
Well, uh...

731
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,272
Do you wanna, like, go on a...

732
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,795
- Fundraiser.
- Yeah, a date.

733
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,395
A fundraiser. Totally.
That's what I was thinking.

734
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,470
Yeah, I love funds.

735
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,515
And raising things. Raising things is fun.

736
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,671
What are we fund and raising for?

737
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,315
- Greenpeace.
- Love them.

738
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,715
Have you seen that
heartbreaking YouTube video

739
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,553
about how the polar bears
are getting stranded

740
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,871
- on melting ice floes?
- Yeah.

741
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,195
And I'm trying to make a difference here,

742
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,796
but it's just so crazy with the studying
for the testing of the B.L.A.A.R.

743
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,832
And everyone's just so busy.

744
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,593
Ugh, if I hear one more thing
about the B.L.A.A.R.,

745
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:56,195
I'm gonna "blaarf" just, like, everywhere.

746
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,590
Me, too.

747
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,313
So, uh, you're in?

748
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,632
Absolutely. I mean, I can "bear-ly" wait.

749
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,590
Good.

750
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,672
No, that was a dumb joke.
It was "bear-ly" because...

751
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,275
Oh! Okay, yeah. I see what you did there.

752
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,596
Actually, that was kind of funny.

753
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,755
Okay, so, yeah.

754
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,635
- I'll see you then.
- Okay.

755
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,359
- Okay. Bye.
- Yeah. Bye.

756
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,036
Dude!

757
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,355
You almost blew our cover!

758
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,590
I'm sorry. She was just way cool, dude!

759
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:25,672
You gotta be careful, okay?
Opening up to people can...

760
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,752
well, it can get you hurt.

761
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,115
- Am I right?
- Yes.

762
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,714
You don't have to be such a jerk about it.

763
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,553
I'm sorry. But, hey,
you can always trust me.

764
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,075
One for all and all for one.

765
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,674
We'll just massage this in

766
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,075
and get you back to your natural color.

767
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,913
Just lean back, relax,

768
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,673
and let me take care of everything.

769
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,672
Relax? I can't relax.

770
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,399
Have you seen this website discussion?

771
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,155
It's gone bacterial.

772
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,275
Ugh! Even worse, ever since those punks

773
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,755
started disrupting everything,

774
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,071
the kids have been slacking off.

775
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,913
This morning I heard laughing...

776
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,229
in the library.

777
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,232
Laughing? What do you mean?
The "out loud" kind?

778
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,549
- Mm-hmm.
- And, you know,

779
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,711
the test scores have really
been slipping this past month,

780
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,712
ever since this rule breaking got started.

781
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,115
- No.
- Yes.

782
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,429
And the B.L.A.A.R.
is right around the corner.

783
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,955
We can't afford to have our students
losing their concentration.

784
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,915
Getting the best scores
on the test is all that matters.

785
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,115
Like I always say,

786
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,954
"Teach to the test, not to the kids."

787
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,351
Yeah. Well, it's a relief to be
around someone who gets it.

788
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,074
You know, I think we need
a larger room for detention.

789
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,389
The library's not good anymore.

790
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,515
Maybe the cafeteria plus the gymnasium?

791
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:28,715
Mm-hmm.

792
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,154
Although, the gymnasium comes in handy...

793
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,999
Oh, my God!

794
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,393
That could've been me.

795
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,035
All right!

796
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,915
Shon has a homework question
about the food chain.

797
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,993
So, why don't we band together
as a class and help him. Shon?

798
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,790
Shon, are you having a panic attack?

799
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,752
- Oh, yes.
- Yeah? Okay, so, just breathe.

800
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,031
And remember the question
that you asked me earlier.

801
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,475
Probably won't show up on the B.L.A.A.R.

802
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,914
The B.L.A.A.R does not dictate

803
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,469
everything that you need to know
from the real world.

804
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,233
Now we're together
for a half hour every morning.

805
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,390
We might as well make it count.

806
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,711
Rafe, you spend all day drawing.

807
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,755
Why don't you put that to good use
and come draw us a food chain?

808
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,830
No, I'm good. I mean...

809
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,715
I only work in pen anyways, so...

810
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,554
No. I've seen your homework.

811
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,950
It's done exclusively in invisible ink.

812
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,191
Come on. Draw us the food chain.

813
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,590
Walk us through it.

814
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,269
Okay, well, the sun...

815
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,315
shines down onto the grass,

816
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,629
which keeps growing

817
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,559
until a cow comes along and eats it.

818
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,315
Always grass. Never pizza.

819
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,875
That's the primary consumer.

820
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,675
The cow gets nice and big.

821
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,555
Huh? Hmm...

822
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,791
According to this, a surprise pizza party

823
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,792
is being held for me right there!

824
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,951
And then, it gets taken
to a slaughterhouse.

825
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,952
Great. Now I gotta act surprised.

826
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,474
Okay, I'm surprised.

827
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,275
And we use it to make
hamburgers and all that.

828
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,670
- One day...
- Hey!

829
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,470
...a hungry bully
with a bad haircut comes by,

830
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,358
eats the hamburgers.

831
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,155
That's the secondary consumer.

832
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,072
But he keeps eating the hamburgers.

833
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,471
He keeps eating and eating
and eating until he gets so fat,

834
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,712
that he just sort of explodes.

835
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,439
Ugh!

836
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,035
Uh... but that is good for the maggots.

837
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,435
- Yay!
- Whoo!

838
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,034
Mm-mm, just like chicken.

839
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,430
- Ooh, try the butt cheek.
- No, thank you.

840
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,590
I'm having the pu pu platter.

841
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,151
And then, in turn,
enrich the grassy field,

842
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,914
which another cow comes along and eats.

843
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,590
Ooh, an invitation to a surprise party?

844
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,478
Outstanding!

845
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,875
So, um, yeah. That's, uh, that's...

846
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,191
that's my food chain.

847
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,953
That is...

848
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,995
very detailed and super awesome.

849
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,070
Thank you.

850
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,513
All right, everybody, you know
what that sound means.

851
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,795
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.

852
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,439
Let's go. Out, out, out.

853
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,515
Hey. Khatcha-drawian.

854
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,910
I'm gonna roundhouse you in the face.

855
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,675
- Do it.
- Do what?

856
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,315
Roundhouse him.

857
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,834
Roundhouse him in the face.

858
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,115
'Cause I don't think you can.

859
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,314
I don't think it's physically
possible to get your leg that high

860
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,675
from where you're standing.

861
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,750
Well...

862
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,475
I know I can't. If I tried to do
it, my groin would snap like that.

863
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,914
Of course I can.

864
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,560
But I just can't do it now, because, uh...

865
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,915
I forgot to renew the lethal weapon

866
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,715
registration on my feet.

867
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,792
Yeah, that's a bummer.
I hate it when that happens.

868
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,111
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

869
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,316
So...

870
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,920
- Gotta go.
- Okay. We'll rain check it.

871
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,915
Look, there's no easy way
to break up with someone.

872
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,435
But if you feel that
you weren't into it anymore,

873
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,555
then you did the right thing.

874
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,275
You had to tell her.

875
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,235
You know? You gotta do you.

876
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,715
That's the most important thing.

877
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,836
I learned that from my ex-wife.

878
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,191
Hey, uh, Rafe, um,

879
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,873
that was some drawing back there.

880
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,679
Oh. Thanks. It was nothing.

881
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,474
No, it was very much something.

882
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,035
What's a kid like you doing lumped in

883
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,112
with all these other kids?

884
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,796
It's been a rough couple of years for me.

885
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,234
I lost my brother. Cancer.

886
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,317
Oh, man.

887
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,915
I'm sorry. That's terrible.

888
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,151
You guys are making me
a little nervous standing here.

889
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:54,833
Remember rule number 34.

890
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,315
Don't touch the trophy case?

891
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,153
Very, very good.

892
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,355
See what a favor I did you,
getting rid of that awful notebook

893
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,193
so you can make more
productive use of your time?

894
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,634
Right?

895
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,033
Is there something you'd like
to say to me right now?

896
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:18,949
You're in trouble.

897
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,952
Give me your hand real quick, 'cause there's
something going on here. What is this? Oh!

898
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,918
Oh!

899
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,871
Bear is mauling our mother.

900
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:30,995
We've got to do something.

901
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,955
Hey, Mom! Open my present.

902
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,633
Oh, I gotta go.

903
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,195
Let me see that. Okay.

904
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,475
Ah.

905
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,550
Ooh. Presents.

906
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,710
Let's see.

907
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,839
Oh, it's an apron.

908
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,550
What's this?

909
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,871
"Hello, is it me you're cooking for?"

910
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,995
- Isn't that funny?
- This is so funny.

911
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,275
Where'd you find that?

912
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,835
Well, I had someone make it for you.

913
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,990
- You did?
- Yeah.

914
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,070
You understand that?

915
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,310
Of course, that's why I got it.

916
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,754
- Get it?
- I get it.

917
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,830
Honey, that's so cute. I love it.

918
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:58,990
Took me a bit, but I got it. I think.

919
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,070
I love it!

920
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,355
So, "looking for" is "cooking for."

921
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,635
- Yeah.
- That's awesome.

922
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,791
- Hello. I'm James, the manager.
- Hi.

923
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,835
Can we just keep it down, a lot?

924
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,559
- Oh.
- This is not Chuck E. Cheese.

925
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,915
Shh!

926
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,117
Big guy. Shh!

927
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:15,515
Can I have another root beer?

928
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,193
You've had enough sugar.

929
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,675
- Jeez.
- Jeez. He was scary.

930
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,592
Do me a favor though, guys, seriously.

931
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,512
Don't embarrass me again.

932
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,555
We just have to talk like this
for the rest of the night, okay?

933
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,472
No problem. Okay?

934
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,595
You know, honey, I love my present.

935
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,592
You always know how to make me laugh.

936
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,070
- Thank you.
- This one's my present.

937
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,231
Oh! Homemade.

938
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,030
Classy.

939
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,279
Rafe, I just...

940
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,075
It's beautiful.

941
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,435
- Honey, I love it.
- Thank you.

942
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,034
You're so talented.

943
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,351
You guys, you're too much.

944
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,155
I love you so much!

945
00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,356
Wait. Where am I?

946
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,355
Love you.

947
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,475
Well, hold on a second now.

948
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:03,835
Wait till you see what I got for you.

949
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,475
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

950
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,233
Uh-oh.

951
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,436
Jules...

952
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,989
when I think about us,
I think about one word.

953
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,560
Cramazing.

954
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,235
- Crazy amazing.
- Right.

955
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,879
- More like "crawful."
- Yeah.

956
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,992
Oh.

957
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,352
Carl...

958
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,233
- Uh-huh.
- ...that must have been expensive.

959
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,277
It was!

960
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,278
Yeah. But guess what?

961
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,913
- You're worth it, baby.
- Wow.

962
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,516
So, what do you say, my lady?

963
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,320
Will you marry me?

964
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,752
- Yes. Yes.
- Hmm?

965
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,315
- Yes.
- Yes.

966
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,515
- You said yes.
- I did.

967
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,954
Yes! Come here.

968
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,872
Yes! Yes!

969
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,235
You know, I was thinking,

970
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,834
since I'm over at the house so much,

971
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,560
and I'm always helping out
with the kids and everything,

972
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,990
I ought to just move in, you know?

973
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,070
I mean, I'd save a ton on mileage.

974
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,231
And tax-wise, it's a no-brainer.

975
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,595
Well, I mean, if we're gonna
get married, it seems like...

976
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,995
Yes.

977
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,195
Right. Then it's settled!

978
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,714
Yes! Come here, you!

979
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,915
Oh!

980
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,832
Oh, sorry.

981
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,832
Sorry about that, sporto.

982
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,277
Oh, hey, your card got ruined. Bummer.

983
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,510
I'm moving in!

984
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,114
You're welcome.

985
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,749
What's the matter, sport? Not hungry?

986
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,636
Ugh!

987
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,116
I'll show you a real breakfast.

988
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,950
Honey!

989
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,795
- Ugh!
- This stuff is delicious.

990
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,360
Good talk, buddy.

991
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,994
Nice!

992
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,594
Sweet!

993
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,832
Georgia!

994
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,152
Your fat dog peed all over my Joey Banks.

995
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:08,754
I have to admit something.

996
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,194
It wasn't just him.

997
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,873
I did it, too.

998
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,234
All right, listen up, twerps,
and listen good.

999
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,834
I'm here to stay.

1000
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,555
And that smile on your mom's face

1001
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,835
that you're all so happy to see?

1002
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,071
I put that there.

1003
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,635
So, unless you wanna be responsible

1004
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:26,915
for her unhappiness,

1005
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,912
I suggest you check your attitude

1006
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,310
and your bladder at the door.

1007
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,075
Because now, you're guests

1008
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,514
in the bear cave.

1009
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,035
At least he's embracing
the whole "Bear" thing now.

1010
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,192
Hey, what do these go with?

1011
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,273
They're zebra print.
They go with everything!

1012
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,279
We're doomed.

1013
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,115
I gotta do something, man.

1014
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,155
Well, one jerk at a time, Rafe.

1015
00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:57,195
If I've learned anything
from Call of Duty,

1016
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,351
besides how to curse in 13 languages,

1017
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,395
it's that we've got
to complete this operation

1018
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,312
before we launch up the new one.

1019
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,869
I know. I just wish she could
see what a jerk he is

1020
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,395
underneath all that fancy stuff.

1021
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,355
Any last words?

1022
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,511
I think he says "gurgle."

1023
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,515
Hey, after this,

1024
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,512
I think we should tackle rule 86.

1025
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,593
Are you kidding?
Let's 86 the 86 talk, all right?

1026
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,675
The longer you wait,

1027
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,592
the scarier it's going to be.

1028
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,074
Uh, hand me the eel.

1029
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,112
Yeah.

1030
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,992
Somebody better update Wikipedia.

1031
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,070
You wanna know why?

1032
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,879
'Cause we're making history, bro.

1033
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,750
What the...

1034
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,039
Fish!

1035
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,512
Way to go, bro.

1036
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,159
Oh, my God.

1037
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,153
Who would do this?

1038
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,675
Gus, we have a situation in the lobby!

1039
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,433
Bring a net!

1040
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,237
Get to class!

1041
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,435
The fish, I can understand,

1042
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,155
but why did it have to be an eel?

1043
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,596
It looks just like the eel I had
when I was a boy.

1044
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:29,474
And that thing shocked me
every time I tried to pet him.

1045
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,115
All right! I gotta go on live.

1046
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,190
Right now.

1047
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,835
Okay. Um...

1048
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,673
Did you fix this thing?

1049
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,070
- Yes, but, uh...
- But what?

1050
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,955
That shirt...

1051
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,155
I'm just saying,
it might be a problem, sir.

1052
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:44,230
I didn't come here

1053
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,714
for a fashion consultation, Galleta.

1054
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,439
Just roll tape!

1055
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,954
Attention, Falcons!

1056
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,753
As you know, some punks

1057
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,514
have declared war on your education.

1058
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,035
And your education, through me,

1059
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,840
is about to start fighting back!

1060
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,914
Their punky little pranks and stunts

1061
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,315
have distracted our students,

1062
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,275
damaged our reputation
on the World Wide Web,

1063
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,352
endangered our number one status,

1064
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,315
and traumatized an eel.

1065
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,955
And so, today, it stops.

1066
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,235
If these little vandals

1067
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,630
don't like playing by our old rules,

1068
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:27,554
well, I guess I'll have
to come up with some new ones.

1069
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,075
Here come some new rules!

1070
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,995
Rule number 137,

1071
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,673
no more going to the bathroom.

1072
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,433
The bathrooms will be locked from now on.

1073
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,113
You'll have to hold it until you get home.

1074
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,590
I've never been wild about people
using the bathroom here.

1075
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,034
And now, it's over.

1076
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,760
Violators will be forced
to stay after school

1077
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,873
and clean the toilets.

1078
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,514
New rule 138, there will be
no after-school activities.

1079
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,751
That bell rings and you go straight home.

1080
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:54,875
You'll want to anyway,

1081
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,835
because you'll have to go to the bathroom

1082
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,354
pretty bad.

1083
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,475
I'll also be dissolving school government,

1084
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,233
something I should've done
a long time ago.

1085
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,789
It's been a puppet regime
all this time anyway.

1086
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,395
No debate, no speech,
no clubs of any kind,

1087
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,915
including the audio-visual club.

1088
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,275
Oh, sh...

1089
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,552
Don't you see, Rafe?

1090
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:22,156
My school, my rules.

1091
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,635
B.L.A.A.R.

1092
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:30,755
Sorry, we're at nerd capacity.

1093
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,957
Hey! Occupado.

1094
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,320
B.L.A.A.R.

1095
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,151
B.L.A.A.R., B.L.A.A.R.

1096
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,753
B.L.A.A.R.

1097
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,550
B.L.A.A.R.

1098
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,789
Oh! Oh!

1099
00:48:58,800 --> 00:48:59,790
Huh?

1100
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,670
B.L.A.A.R.

1101
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,600
Hey!

1102
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:24,870
Well, look at this.

1103
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,280
We're one week out from the test,

1104
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,632
and I do not like the scores
on this practice exam.

1105
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,835
78% proficient in English and 76 in math.

1106
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,957
Mm. These are not winning scores.

1107
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,195
I've been growing
my number one bush for a decade,

1108
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,192
and I do not intend to trim it.

1109
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,035
Ever!

1110
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,995
See, there's the problem right there.

1111
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,992
Rotating. Like a planet.

1112
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,395
Remember, there's no grav...

1113
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,630
Oh, Uranus is down.

1114
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:51,234
Miller, stop trying to stab Uranus.

1115
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,755
The good kids are working their tails off,
and these remedials are fooling around

1116
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,150
instead of memorizing and studying.

1117
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,675
I wonder what would happen if we excluded

1118
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,229
Mr. Teller's students from the test.

1119
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,913
Well, look at that. Wow.

1120
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,639
We jump right back up to number one.

1121
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,593
Too bad we can't stop 'em
from taking the test.

1122
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,760
Oh, yeah.

1123
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,273
Oh, we could stop them
from taking the test.

1124
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,160
Ida, I could kiss you!

1125
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,115
Hey, Gus!

1126
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,595
Would you fix that farting bell?

1127
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,715
I want my ding-dong back!

1128
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:28,836
We are all on thin ice.

1129
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,515
- Help save the polar bears.
- Ms. Galleta.

1130
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:31,954
I thought I was very clear.

1131
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,395
All club meetings have been
canceled until further notice.

1132
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,115
And that includes this... What is this?

1133
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,315
What club is this?

1134
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,955
This isn't just some meeting.

1135
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,755
Polar bears' lives are at stake here.

1136
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:42,830
Oh, please.

1137
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,635
Those bears need to learn
to take care of themselves.

1138
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:46,675
It's not like the ice caps
are going anywhere.

1139
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,194
That's exactly what it's like!

1140
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,794
Sounds like I need to talk
to your science teacher.

1141
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,515
None of that has been proven.

1142
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,635
Oh, Rafe, I'm so glad you came.

1143
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:54,949
Of course. I mean, I wouldn't miss it.

1144
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,952
Well, you did miss it.
This meeting is over.

1145
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,350
Ms. Galleta is violating
one of my new rules.

1146
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,875
You're seriously trying
to put some stupid rule

1147
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,350
over the lives of innocent bear cubs?

1148
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,995
My rules aren't stupid.
Your bears are stupid.

1149
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,072
Nobody told them to live
on something that melts.

1150
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,152
And these animals are hardly innocent.

1151
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,630
Your beloved polar bears
would kill you for a peanut,

1152
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:14,835
or whatever they eat.

1153
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,274
What do polar bears eat?

1154
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,636
Ice? No way of knowing.

1155
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,315
And I am not
an unreasonable man, by the way.

1156
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,875
I might have overlooked one violation,

1157
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,395
but two violations has pushed it too far.

1158
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,153
This shirt of yours
goes against the dress code

1159
00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:28,595
as stipulated in rule number 22.

1160
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,795
So, you've got detention. Two weeks.

1161
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:31,870
Principal Dwight,

1162
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,915
you can't dictate
what we wear after school.

1163
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,832
You're on my campus.

1164
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,230
And when you're on my campus,
you're under my rules.

1165
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,710
You're very close
to violating rule number one.

1166
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,275
Respect your principal.

1167
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,675
That's the most important rule.

1168
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:45,155
That's why I made it number one.

1169
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,879
Do you want a detention, too, huh?

1170
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,114
No, sir.

1171
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,315
I've got infinite detentions to hand out.

1172
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,390
You sure you don't want one?

1173
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:56,990
No, sir.

1174
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,955
Okay. Well, watch the attitude.

1175
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,554
Because I'd say the only thing around here

1176
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,438
that's on thin ice...

1177
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,757
is you, see?

1178
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,951
'Cause you've been talking about thin ice,

1179
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,714
and that's a way of saying
that someone is in trouble.

1180
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,794
I don't know what's going on with Rafe.

1181
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,951
He didn't even try my candied bacon tarts

1182
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,355
with goat cheese ganache.

1183
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,635
Ooh! More for me.

1184
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,914
You know, I just wish I knew
what was going on with him lately.

1185
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,509
Jules, I say this with love.

1186
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,432
Rafe is one messed up little dude.

1187
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,475
No, he's not. No. He's...

1188
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,074
he's dealing with a lot of stuff.

1189
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,355
Well, who isn't?

1190
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,315
I mean, I'm not, 'cause I'm awesome.

1191
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,389
But I do think little dudes that
are too attached to their moms...

1192
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,470
Please, no. What?

1193
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,555
They're more considerate, and kinder,

1194
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:51,790
and have empathy towards others?

1195
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,275
Exactly.

1196
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,155
They're soft.

1197
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:56,230
Look, I'm just saying.

1198
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,675
I think therapy might be a good idea.

1199
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,513
You know, a professional
that he can talk to,

1200
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,513
to help him deal with things better.

1201
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,193
Yeah. Maybe.

1202
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,636
You really think it could help
if he saw someone on a weekly basis?

1203
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,155
Weekly, on a daily basis maybe.

1204
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:14,311
- Huh?
- Hmm?

1205
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,955
Yeah. Yeah, no, you know what?

1206
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,713
I'll do the research for you, huh?

1207
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,275
That way, you can focus on work.

1208
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,272
- Really?
- Yeah.

1209
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,794
Babe, I'm here for you.

1210
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:26,519
I have to tell you, it's such a relief

1211
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,109
to have someone else to share all the...

1212
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,476
I'm sorry. Game's on.

1213
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,592
- Oh! Oh.
- Yeah. Thanks.

1214
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,034
Get back to the game.

1215
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,440
Okay. Yeah.

1216
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,355
Phone lady,

1217
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:51,070
find military schools
for kids you don't like.

1218
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,635
I find no Applebee's in your area.

1219
00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:54,595
That's not what I... I didn't... Hey!

1220
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,273
All right, search for ways

1221
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,079
to get rid of kids that aren't yours.

1222
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,275
Calling Mommy.

1223
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,315
No. Don't call Mommy mobile.

1224
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,471
What? Stop, stop, stop!
Hang up! Hang up! Hang up!

1225
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,313
Hey, Mom!

1226
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,675
Carl, is that you again?

1227
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:08,796
No.

1228
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,550
I think we're breaking up.

1229
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,840
I'm breaking up. Gotta go.

1230
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,069
It's too easy.

1231
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,995
I'm just sick and tired of all these bullies
thinking they can do whatever they want.

1232
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,833
No risk, no reward.

1233
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,593
But we have to fight.

1234
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,835
Now that's a Musketeer thing to say.

1235
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,075
You ready to witness
my greatest masterpiece?

1236
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,795
Hey, Rafe, are you okay up there?

1237
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,111
Because if you fall, I am not
giving you mouth-to-mouth.

1238
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,711
Good. Thanks in advance.

1239
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,273
All of this for a girl?

1240
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,874
Is she really worth it?

1241
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:01,875
Leo,

1242
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,714
for Jeanne Galleta,
I would walk through fire

1243
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,154
just to see her smile.

1244
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:10,870
Grak-tung.

1245
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,835
Grak-tung.

1246
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,635
Rafe.

1247
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,955
Jeez, Georgia, are you trying
to give me a heart attack?

1248
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,110
Where have you been?

1249
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,431
It's none of your business. Now go to bed.

1250
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:29,954
Can't sleep.

1251
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,793
Wanna know why?

1252
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,030
Because I'm worried about you.

1253
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,160
Are you happy?
You've turned me into a grandma.

1254
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,075
Georgia, you're gonna need
at least, like, five cats

1255
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,795
before you're officially a grandma.

1256
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,520
Rafe, this is serious.

1257
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,792
Georgia, don't cry.

1258
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:50,870
Okay? I'm fine.

1259
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,394
No, you're not.

1260
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,355
You're secretive.

1261
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,353
And when you're not sad, you're angry.

1262
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,033
I came in here tonight to warn you.

1263
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,395
I don't know
what you're up to every night,

1264
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,551
but it has to stop, whatever it is.

1265
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,515
Because if Bear catches you,

1266
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,590
he's gonna ship you off

1267
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,275
to some military school for bad kids.

1268
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:12,714
Wait, what?

1269
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,435
I heard him talking about it
with Mom tonight.

1270
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,989
He has her believing
you're really messed up.

1271
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,719
He's the one that's messed up.

1272
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,112
Rafe, listen to me.

1273
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,192
He has it out for us.

1274
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,391
And I know I talk a big game...

1275
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,635
but I can't handle him all by myself.

1276
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,511
Please, Rafe. Promise me.

1277
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,115
No more trouble. Please.

1278
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,155
Fine. I promise.

1279
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:42,720
No more trouble.

1280
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:56,670
Thanks, dork.

1281
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,638
Yeah, whatever, loser.

1282
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:07,675
Dude, this next one is gonna
put us over a million hits.

1283
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,594
I'm not gonna do it, all right?
I promised Georgia.

1284
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,395
But you gotta do it.

1285
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,278
The B.L.A.A.R.'s tomorrow.
We can't let up now.

1286
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,315
Listen. They fixed the bell.

1287
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,755
It's gonna be like
none of this even happened.

1288
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,752
Look, Leo, we're just kids. Okay?

1289
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,513
Dwight was always gonna win.

1290
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,432
But what happened to making a difference?

1291
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,432
What happened to not being pushed around,

1292
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:30,874
and fighting for your freedom?

1293
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,111
Okay, Dwight, Bear, Miller? They happened.

1294
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,235
And I'm not trying to make a difference.

1295
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,198
I'm trying to make it
through middle school.

1296
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,790
Well, gang,

1297
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,835
this is going to be harder
on you than it is on me.

1298
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,035
I'm afraid I have reason
to believe that this classroom

1299
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,235
is the epicenter for the vicious pranks

1300
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,515
our school has endured this semester.

1301
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:54,875
In fact, this entire class
is under suspicion.

1302
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,077
That's a pretty serious
accusation there, Dwight.

1303
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,874
Well, it's a pretty serious offense.

1304
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:01,713
And I have proof.

1305
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:03,710
Come with me.

1306
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:08,675
Spray paint.

1307
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,595
Pink hair dye.

1308
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:12,433
Fish food.

1309
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,510
Post-it notes.

1310
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,831
And balls.

1311
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:20,715
Effective immediately,

1312
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,396
all of your students
are suspended for one week!

1313
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:25,510
What?

1314
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,319
- No!
- Wait a minute.

1315
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,874
These kids may be troublemakers,

1316
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,355
they may not be "A" students,

1317
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,995
a lot of them smell weird,

1318
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:33,514
but they are smart enough to know

1319
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:36,475
you don't leave hard evidence
inside their lockers.

1320
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:40,076
These are hardly the masterminds
of such an extravagant prank.

1321
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,192
If anything, I would say

1322
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:43,755
that this seems like a setup.

1323
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,674
Are you insinuating that this is a setup?

1324
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:50,035
Yeah. That's why I just said
this seems like a setup.

1325
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,315
I don't like that.

1326
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,472
Because it almost sounds like
you're thinking this is a setup.

1327
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:55,755
I think before we do anything,

1328
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,071
like suspend anybody
or anything like that,

1329
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,475
we talk to someone
who has some real authority,

1330
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:00,914
like Superintendent Hwang.

1331
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,673
Oh, I have real authority, Mr. Teller.

1332
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,274
I'm the principal at this school.

1333
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,473
Yeah, but, like, someone who has,
like, real power to make decisions.

1334
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,711
That's what I have,
power to make decisions.

1335
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,555
Let's talk to the person that,
like, can make something happen.

1336
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:13,960
Mm.

1337
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,514
You know, Mr. Teller,
your continued denials

1338
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,475
in the face of this overwhelming evidence

1339
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:21,550
leads me to believe

1340
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,435
that you must be involved somehow.

1341
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:27,639
I'm afraid I have no choice
but to fire you.

1342
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:31,235
You have a thousand other choices.

1343
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:32,310
I guess that's true.

1344
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,993
I probably do have
a few other choices, don't I?

1345
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,555
Well, the one I'm going with
is "fire you."

1346
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,470
All right, everyone, pack up all of
your things while we call your parents.

1347
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,029
And, Mr. Teller,
good luck finding another job.

1348
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,873
Without my recommendation, I'm afraid.

1349
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:48,635
I'm tired of that guy busting my balls.

1350
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:52,075
Yes, hello. I was thinking
of having a large number one

1351
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,514
tattooed onto my back.

1352
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,239
Is it necessary to make an appointment?

1353
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,591
Oh, okay. Well, what sorts
of openings do you...

1354
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,355
Um... I need to call you back.

1355
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,635
Principal Dwight?

1356
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,040
What are you still doing here?

1357
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,355
I did it.

1358
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:06,669
You did what?

1359
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,514
You destroyed my book,
so I wanted to destroy yours.

1360
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,034
"Rules Aren't For Everyone."

1361
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,157
R-A-F-E, Rafe. Me.

1362
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,030
What?

1363
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,440
Are you not making the connection?

1364
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,195
Well, I'm pretty sure your name
is spelled with a "PH."

1365
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,270
"Phrafe."

1366
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,714
Your evidence is fake.

1367
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,034
Well, you know, Phrafe...

1368
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,914
that evidence, uh, could be real.

1369
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,435
And I've seen the way
those other kids treat you.

1370
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,557
We could just make them go away.

1371
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,474
All you have to do
is keep your mouth shut.

1372
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,711
And you won't have to be suspended.

1373
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,553
Let them take the fall.

1374
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,470
This whole thing
will be our little secret.

1375
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:52,870
We have a deal?

1376
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:58,310
You know what?

1377
01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,720
Do whatever you want to me,

1378
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,354
but keep everybody else out of this.

1379
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,475
And give Mr. Teller his job back, or else.

1380
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:04,880
Or else what?

1381
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,235
What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey, hey!

1382
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,356
Don't step... Whoa! Whoa!

1383
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,675
I'm gonna make it rain.

1384
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:11,955
No. Hey, no!

1385
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:15,351
No, no, no, no, no, no! No! No!

1386
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:22,555
# Ooh, girl, you're shining
like a 5th Avenue diamond #

1387
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:25,995
I should have known a remedial
like you would make a dumb choice!

1388
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,115
With this little stunt,

1389
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,915
you've just violated rule number 28.

1390
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,593
No false fire alarms!

1391
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:35,195
Rafe Katchadorian,
you are officially expelled!

1392
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,395
Permanently!

1393
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:40,110
Gus! Please turn off these sprinklers!

1394
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,435
# Let's get it on like Marvin Gaye #

1395
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:43,510
# Like Hathaway #

1396
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,353
# Write a song for you like this #

1397
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:47,710
# I'm out of my mind #

1398
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,315
# Thinking I was born in the wrong time #

1399
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:51,595
# One of a kind #

1400
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,315
# Living in a world gone plastic #

1401
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,153
# Baby, you're so classic #

1402
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,912
# Baby, baby, you're so classic #

1403
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,480
# Baby, you're so classic #

1404
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:02,510
# Yeah, yeah #

1405
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,590
# Baby, you #

1406
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:04,715
# Baby, you're so classic #

1407
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,755
# You're over my head,
I'm out of my mind #

1408
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:08,875
# Thinking I was born in the wrong time #

1409
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,675
# Let's start the rewind #

1410
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,752
# Everything is so throwback age #

1411
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,069
# I kinda like it, like it #

1412
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,152
# Out of my league, old school chic #

1413
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,195
# Like a movie star
from the silver screen #

1414
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,634
# You're one of a kind #

1415
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,275
# Living in a world gone plastic #

1416
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,113
# Baby, you're so classic... #

1417
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,710
Not joking about my towel now,
are you, sport, huh?

1418
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:37,273
If I was a betting man,
and believe me, I am,

1419
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:38,714
I would've lost money on you.

1420
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,349
You hung in there way longer
than I thought you would've.

1421
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,474
But, in the end,

1422
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,995
you're still the loser I thought you were.

1423
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,510
Will you just listen to me? Please, Mom.

1424
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,954
Principal Dwight's
been out to get me since...

1425
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,275
since the first day of school.

1426
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,591
Or maybe you decided he was
gonna to give you a hard time

1427
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,592
and you were gonna
make it easy for him to do.

1428
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,149
No, that's not what happened, okay?

1429
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,310
This principal is evil.

1430
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,435
And he suspended the whole class
even after I told him

1431
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,395
that I'm the one that bent the rules.

1432
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,790
Bent? Rafe, I think you did a little more

1433
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:09,950
than bend the rules.

1434
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,155
You're the one that told me
to think outside the box.

1435
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,835
But there's a big difference
between thinking outside the box

1436
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,230
and totally demolishing it.

1437
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:18,715
If you were having problems
with the principal,

1438
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,234
why didn't you talk to me first?

1439
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,551
Because who'd believe the word of some kid

1440
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:24,755
over the head of the whole school?

1441
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:27,514
Honey, I would. I'm your mom.

1442
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,910
I could've tried talking to him at least.

1443
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,555
Now it's too late!

1444
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:34,394
This was the last school
that would accept you.

1445
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,709
What are we supposed to do now?

1446
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,110
Find another school in another state,
in another country?

1447
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:39,190
I'm out of options!

1448
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:44,397
And so, Carl found a school.
It's a boarding school.

1449
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:48,433
With some military aspects.

1450
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,830
You're sending me away
to some military school?

1451
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,315
Honey, I don't want to.

1452
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:53,955
But it's a place for kids like you

1453
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:56,316
who have trouble with authority.

1454
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:58,155
I thought I'd take the day off tomorrow.

1455
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:00,038
Maybe we could just go take a look.

1456
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,314
Whatever.

1457
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,357
Oh, honey.

1458
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,434
We all miss him.

1459
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:23,476
- Mom, you don't have to...
- I miss him.

1460
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:26,719
Georgia does.

1461
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:33,199
Nothing's been the same
since the day he got sick.

1462
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,114
At times, I didn't know
if I could handle it.

1463
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:44,875
And...

1464
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,235
your dad, well...

1465
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,317
He obviously couldn't handle it.

1466
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,396
But it's worst for you.

1467
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,629
Brothers.

1468
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,837
You guys had such a bond.

1469
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:07,319
It was so different.

1470
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,320
And special.

1471
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:16,075
And I know sometimes

1472
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:18,277
you pretend that he's still here.

1473
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,319
I know you pretend...

1474
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:27,353
that Leo isn't gone.

1475
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,273
But he is, honey.

1476
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:35,680
Leo is gone.

1477
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:37,950
I'm sorry.

1478
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:47,311
I love you so much.

1479
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,312
I wish you knew how much.

1480
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,360
I love you, too.

1481
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:22,633
Hey, bro. Guess by now

1482
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,872
I've taken that Vinlothian
space cruiser to the sky.

1483
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:28,953
And whatever I'm doing now,
it's probably a lot cooler

1484
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,191
than what you're doing stuck in school.

1485
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,033
Kidding.

1486
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,873
Don't tell anyone, but I actually

1487
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:37,395
kind of liked some of my classes.

1488
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,119
And since I'm confessing stuff,

1489
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:42,153
I guess it's time to tell you
I've always looked up to you.

1490
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:43,515
You're super talented,

1491
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:46,635
and you can draw and create anything.

1492
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:49,075
So, imagine something cool for me.

1493
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,153
And then live something cool for you.

1494
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:53,913
Love, your younger brother,

1495
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,310
by one year and two months,

1496
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,959
Leo.

1497
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,400
You gonna let me in, or what?

1498
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:09,230
Uh...

1499
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,675
Sorry. I wasn't expecting
anyone at the window.

1500
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,075
Yeah.

1501
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,435
I guess this is kind of weird.

1502
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,835
What are you doing here?

1503
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:19,515
Well, you know, I just wanted
to make sure you were okay...

1504
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:20,750
after today.

1505
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:22,315
Yeah, it was, um...

1506
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:24,392
It was a total crapstorm of a day.

1507
01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:26,392
Yeah, I know.

1508
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:28,790
But this was awesome.

1509
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,675
I kind of figured it was you all along.

1510
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:34,151
But then, I confirmed it
when I watched this.

1511
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:40,399
And what is that?

1512
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,115
A VHS tape.

1513
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:44,395
It's vintage.

1514
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:46,790
Basically, it's like a box
that's full of an archaic system

1515
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,235
of gears, pulleys, and tape,

1516
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:50,993
that is then put in a larger box,

1517
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,833
called a VCR,

1518
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:56,994
which then projects the images
onto the television.

1519
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,197
Wouldn't an iPhone be easier?

1520
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,710
My phone doesn't have enough memory
for this kind of project.

1521
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:04,911
I secretly filmed the school

1522
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,469
as a part of a documentary I did

1523
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,870
to find the creator
of Rules Aren't For Everyone.

1524
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:13,158
Oh. Um...

1525
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,275
Well, you found me, I guess.

1526
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:19,395
But too bad my art
didn't really change anything.

1527
01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:23,235
Well, what I've got here
says you're wrong.

1528
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,753
You came prepared.

1529
01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:29,675
Okay, so I put the camera
on top of a row of lockers

1530
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,035
to get the best angle.

1531
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:33,157
You ready to witness
my greatest masterpiece?

1532
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:37,069
Leo, for Jeanne Galleta,

1533
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:40,517
I'd walk through fire
just to see her smile.

1534
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:42,630
Grak-tung.

1535
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,078
Who's Leo?

1536
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:50,310
Um...

1537
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,715
Leo's my, um...

1538
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:55,120
he's my brother.

1539
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:59,278
But he's not just my brother,
he's my best friend.

1540
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:02,190
And he died.

1541
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:05,594
So, sometimes I like to...

1542
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,435
imagine that he's still here,

1543
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:12,035
you know, whenever I'm lonely.

1544
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:14,830
It's stupid.

1545
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:18,035
I think it's the opposite of stupid.

1546
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,352
You know, Picasso once said,

1547
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:24,990
"Everything you can imagine is real."

1548
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:29,436
- I like that.
- Yeah, me too.

1549
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:35,360
Okay. Uh... look at this.

1550
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:37,909
There.

1551
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,310
Gus, open up those lockers.

1552
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:41,875
I don't like this.

1553
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,075
Oh, really?

1554
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:45,470
I wonder how you'll like unemployment.
Open them.

1555
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:46,990
Do it.

1556
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:48,912
Spray paint.

1557
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,394
This is horrible.

1558
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:53,675
Very hard to get out of the hair.

1559
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,274
You have evidence!

1560
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:56,475
Oh, and get this.

1561
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:59,029
Not only does B.L.A.A.R. testing
give the school bragging rights,

1562
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:02,352
but it also gives the principal
a significant bonus.

1563
01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,113
So, suspending Teller's class

1564
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:06,755
was just about getting
a better score for the B.L.A.A.R.?

1565
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:08,911
Jeanne, we have to stop the test tomorrow.

1566
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:10,795
And we're definitely gonna need some help.

1567
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,109
I've got the numbers

1568
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,155
of a few kids with no school tomorrow.

1569
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,197
You text them,
and I'll set up transportation.

1570
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,070
Georgia.

1571
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,675
Georgia, wake up.

1572
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:32,194
You feel like a drive?

1573
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:34,479
In the Bear trap?

1574
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:35,995
Mm-hmm.

1575
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:37,795
Yes, finally!

1576
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:39,553
But we need a diversion.

1577
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,197
I know just the thing.

1578
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:50,955
Georgia, Jeanne.

1579
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,190
Jeanne, Georgia.

1580
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:53,714
I like your glasses.

1581
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,359
I like your dog.

1582
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:57,354
Thanks.

1583
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:03,517
Mm, mm, mm! Oh!

1584
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,153
Ready, set, go, Mr. Giggles.

1585
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:25,280
Well, well, well.

1586
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,039
If it isn't the Great Fatsby.

1587
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:30,633
You want some steak there, boy?

1588
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,635
Huh? Stay.

1589
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,275
Stay.

1590
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:35,430
Stay.

1591
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:37,477
Psych!

1592
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,279
Whoo-hoo!

1593
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:42,949
Yippee ki-yay!

1594
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,475
I thought you said she could drive!

1595
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:50,195
Oh, I can. I just thought Bear's car

1596
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:51,634
could use a little body work.

1597
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:02,955
All right, guys. Tonight is the night.

1598
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:04,755
I've given you all your assignments.

1599
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:05,830
Any questions?

1600
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:08,515
Hey, so all the rule breaking stuff,

1601
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:11,274
the fish, fart bell, everything.

1602
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:12,760
That was really you?

1603
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:15,230
Yeah.

1604
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:17,039
All right, Katchadorian.

1605
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:19,350
I'm in.

1606
01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:21,155
Did you just say my name right?

1607
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:22,913
Hey, Rafe. Who is that guy?

1608
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:24,355
Oh, crap. It's Gus.

1609
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:26,352
Is it too late to run?

1610
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:29,195
Turns out we're not the only ones

1611
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,555
Dwight has pissed off one too many times.

1612
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:32,835
Kougeki kaishi!

1613
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:36,391
Are you speaking words
or did you just have a stroke?

1614
01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:37,470
What?

1615
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,595
- Wait, what?
- What?

1616
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:42,555
It's a Japanese war cry.
"Begin the attack!"

1617
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:44,313
All right, guys, come on!

1618
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,436
Vamonos, muchachos!

1619
01:13:57,720 --> 01:13:59,275
# Can we go back? #

1620
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:00,675
# This is the moment #

1621
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:02,194
# Tonight is the night #

1622
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:03,835
# We'll fight till it's over #

1623
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:08,675
# So we put our hands up
like the ceiling can't hold us #

1624
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,275
# Like the ceiling can't hold us #

1625
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:12,395
# Can we go back? #

1626
01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:13,834
# This is the moment #

1627
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,235
# Tonight is the night #

1628
01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:17,039
# We'll fight till it's over... #

1629
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:19,080
Smile!

1630
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:23,916
Oh, crap.

1631
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,435
Rafe, come on! It might not be that bad!

1632
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:44,194
- Babe. What's going on?
- He won't come out of his room.

1633
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,833
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

1634
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:48,075
All right. Well, look...

1635
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:50,755
you go do whatever you gotta do,
and I'll take care of this.

1636
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:52,473
- Really?
- Yeah.

1637
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,392
- Good luck.
- All right.

1638
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:00,831
Reveille! Let's go, turd!

1639
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:01,910
Come on, let's go.

1640
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,151
Count of three, or I'm coming in, I swear!

1641
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:06,035
One, two...

1642
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:07,915
Good. I wanna come in.

1643
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,231
It tingles!

1644
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:12,551
Now it burns!

1645
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:14,711
Ohh, you gotta be kidding me!

1646
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:17,634
What is that made of?

1647
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,510
Oh...

1648
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:21,670
Unbelievable.

1649
01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:24,355
Ah! He's not even in here!

1650
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:25,555
Oh, great. Now I gotta go out

1651
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,195
and look for these little snots?

1652
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:28,430
That's just what I wanna do.

1653
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:30,671
No, no. Come on!

1654
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:31,989
Oh.

1655
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:35,315
What's wrong?

1656
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:37,355
She's missing. The baby's gone.

1657
01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:39,830
Oh, no. That's what you're so upset about?

1658
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:41,795
- Yes!
- Well, don't worry.

1659
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:42,950
She probably went to a friend's house.

1660
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:44,474
I'll give Georgia a call.

1661
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,155
- What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about?

1662
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:47,435
My car!

1663
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:48,550
It's missing!

1664
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:49,630
- Your car?
- Yes!

1665
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:50,835
That's what you're so worked up about?

1666
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:52,991
- Yes!
- You know what?

1667
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,834
I must have been insane not to see

1668
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:58,475
what a self-centered jerk you really are.

1669
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,870
Excuse me, I've got to go find my kids.

1670
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:08,350
# Can't touch this #

1671
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:10,750
# Why you standing there, man? #

1672
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:12,635
# Can't touch this #

1673
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:14,473
# Ring the bell School's in, sucker #

1674
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,313
# Break it down #

1675
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:18,355
No, no, no!

1676
01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:19,915
Oh, my beautiful bush!

1677
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,390
What did they do to you? Oh, no!

1678
01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:25,996
No, God, no! Oh!

1679
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,036
Ohh.

1680
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:38,875
What are all the desks doing out here?

1681
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:40,435
I don't know.

1682
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:42,000
What do we do?

1683
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:45,040
Pencils up!

1684
01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:46,389
Act like this is part of the plan.

1685
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:47,595
Never show weakness, Ida.

1686
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:49,478
There's no sabotaging the B.L.A.A.R.

1687
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:53,796
And... begin!

1688
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,230
"True or false...

1689
01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:59,035
22 Hills Village students

1690
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:02,155
were suspended in order to rig this test?"

1691
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:04,875
Hey, rule number 13,
"No talking during a test."

1692
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:06,435
What's the problem here?

1693
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:08,989
Well, it's just these questions
are kind of weird.

1694
01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:11,356
Weird? What do you mean, weird?

1695
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:14,474
Oh.

1696
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,472
These are pretty weird.

1697
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:18,153
Hey. Just by a show of hands,

1698
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:20,709
how many people have a test
that starts with the question,

1699
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,075
"True or False,

1700
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:24,629
Principal Dwight has three nipples"?

1701
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:28,152
Well, that's a lot of you.

1702
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:30,390
Well, it's false.

1703
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:31,795
Put false!

1704
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:34,634
I was born without nipples,
for your information.

1705
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:36,675
And it looks beautiful.

1706
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:38,274
Where are the real tests?

1707
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,755
Hey!

1708
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:44,399
Looking for these?

1709
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:46,999
Blaarches!

1710
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,075
Principal Dwight is a hypocrite

1711
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,230
who likes to make the rules,

1712
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:56,915
but thinks he's too good
to actually follow them himself.

1713
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,673
We have proof

1714
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:01,434
that he planted evidence
in his own students' lockers.

1715
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:04,876
I have had just about enough of you!

1716
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,272
No bike riding on campus.
I'm confiscating this.

1717
01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:18,113
Get off! Get off of it!

1718
01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:24,639
How are you so fast?

1719
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:26,513
Spin class. Four nights a week.

1720
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,353
Sometimes five.

1721
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:30,193
What's that's smell?

1722
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:33,398
Just the same crap
Dwight's been shoveling at us.

1723
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:34,795
Ugh! Gross!

1724
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:36,795
Can't this thing go any faster?

1725
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:46,713
Hey, that's my lunch!

1726
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:56,830
Time to get in the game.

1727
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,555
You're gonna need a bigger bike.

1728
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,280
Tech support.

1729
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:48,513
Oh, no.

1730
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:54,280
Thought you could get away from me, huh?

1731
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:58,190
Oh!

1732
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:03,316
Oh! That's disgusting!

1733
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,469
- What's going on here?
- It's all on this tape, ma'am.

1734
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,870
Don't pay any attention to him.
He's a jerk.

1735
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:18,031
Superintendent, Rafe is
a smart and talented kid.

1736
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:19,435
He deserves to be heard.

1737
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:21,796
He's actually not that smart.
He's pretty dumb.

1738
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,555
I've seen his records
from his previous schools.

1739
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:24,915
This kid tests like...

1740
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,875
What is this obsession that we have

1741
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:29,235
with testing and categorizing our kids?

1742
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:32,313
I literally have no idea
what you are talking about.

1743
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:35,711
If we keep cramming standard
tests down our kids' throat,

1744
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,951
we're gonna end up with
a bunch of standard children.

1745
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:41,075
I don't know what stinks more,
your attitude or my suit.

1746
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:44,073
And that's really saying something,
because my suit is covered in poop.

1747
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:46,475
Nobody cares what you think anyway.

1748
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,995
- I do.
- She does.

1749
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,475
Mr. Teller here has logged
a formal complaint

1750
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,233
saying you rigged this test

1751
01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:56,039
and he's been unlawfully fired.

1752
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,837
Now, let's see that tape.

1753
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:02,790
Yes, ma'am.

1754
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,394
And the rules clearly state

1755
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:07,040
that I have the right to a full hearing.

1756
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:10,753
Rigging state tests is a serious offense.

1757
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:11,830
You're done here.

1758
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:14,035
I'll make sure you get
your full hearing, Dwight.

1759
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:15,915
- Take this.
- In a court of law.

1760
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,719
Let's get out of here, Ida.

1761
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:20,360
Thought you'd never ask.

1762
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:29,715
Ah.

1763
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,110
Green this time.

1764
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,951
- Georgia!
- Hey, Mom.

1765
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:36,997
I've been looking all over for you.

1766
01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:39,351
What have you been doing, huh?

1767
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,840
Come here.

1768
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:43,040
Oh!

1769
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:48,190
Oh, man.

1770
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:49,995
You little snots are gonna pay for this!

1771
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:52,390
No, I'll pay. With this.

1772
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:54,555
And keep the change.

1773
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:56,950
I hear Pier One's having a sale
on animal prints.

1774
01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:59,475
I know you're saying that
just to be hurtful.

1775
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:00,795
But let me tell you something.

1776
01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:02,394
I get Google alerts from Pier One,

1777
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:03,795
so I already knew about the sale.

1778
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:04,870
Joke's on you.

1779
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:07,634
You know, it's just sad.

1780
01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:10,030
It's sad that some people, you,

1781
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:15,079
can't handle all this
concentrated awesomeness, me!

1782
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,429
Come on, guys, let's go.

1783
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:18,079
I'm Audi 5G.

1784
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:31,031
Leo! Dude, I didn't think
you were gonna make it.

1785
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:32,835
Are you kidding?

1786
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:35,799
I couldn't miss the thrilling
conclusion of Operation R.A.F.E.

1787
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:40,516
And... I couldn't leave
without saying good-bye.

1788
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:42,632
Good-bye? Why are you saying good-bye?

1789
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:44,313
Things are just starting to get good.

1790
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:45,595
Listen...

1791
01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:47,911
I was just hanging around
until you made some real friends.

1792
01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:50,675
Yeah, because of you.

1793
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:51,989
I wish I could take that credit,

1794
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:54,754
but it was all you, Rafe.

1795
01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:58,315
I'm gonna miss you.

1796
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:01,359
I know.

1797
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:13,870
Awesome!

1798
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:16,111
You drew me a Vinlothian Space Cruiser?

1799
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,510
You know what? I guess that's my ride.

1800
01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:27,559
# I'll be a dreamer
till the day I die... #

1801
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,435
Hey, Rafe. Grak-tung!

1802
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:33,957
# Oh, how the good die young #

1803
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:36,635
# But we're all strange #

1804
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:39,519
# And maybe we don't wanna change #

1805
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:44,435
# I got dreams in my head
and they won't go #

1806
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:45,510
Grak-tung!

1807
01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:46,920
# Spirits in my head and they won't go #

1808
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:49,794
# I got dreams in my head
and they won't go #

1809
01:23:50,520 --> 01:23:53,035
# Spirits in my head
and they won't go... #

1810
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:55,790
I've heard you say that before.

1811
01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:58,793
What does it mean?

1812
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:02,430
Uh, it means, "Victory is ours."

1813
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:05,275
Well...

1814
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:06,635
almost.

1815
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:07,710
What?

1816
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,235
I don't wanna ruin your sense
of accomplishment, but...

1817
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:14,075
you didn't break every rule.

1818
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,951
Rule 86.

1819
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:40,475
Way to go, bro.

1820
01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:42,472
Yuck.

1821
01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:49,396
Grak-tung!

1822
01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:51,512
Oh!

1823
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,275
B.L.A.A.R.

1824
01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:08,192
Hey, come on!

1825
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:24,395
# Ohh! #

1826
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:40,075
# And there's a ghost, ghost, ghost #

1827
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:41,150
# Living in my head #

1828
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:43,635
# And there's a hope, hope, hope #

1829
01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:44,870
# Burning my bed #

1830
01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:46,713
# I'm young and wild #

1831
01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:49,994
# I'm young and wild #

1832
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:53,037
# Ohh! #

1833
01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:09,393
# I jump out from an airplane #

1834
01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:11,153
# To see if I can fly #

1835
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,875
# I lit a house on fire #

1836
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:15,075
# Just to see a painted sky #

1837
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:17,115
# Did you know, did you know #

1838
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:20,034
# I've been running all my life? #

1839
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:23,955
# Sometimes I say you're crazy #

1840
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:26,111
# Sometimes I'll think you're strange #

1841
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:27,230
# Maybe you're the one #

1842
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:29,152
# Who found a way out of this cage #

1843
01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:31,471
# Here we go, here we go #

1844
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:34,394
# Let's go take apart this night #

1845
01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:39,595
# And it goes on, and on, and on, and on #

1846
01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:49,679
# And it goes on, and on, and on, and on #

1847
01:26:50,440 --> 01:26:52,795
# And there's a ghost, ghost, ghost #

1848
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:54,030
# Living in my head #

1849
01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:56,475
# And there's a hope, hope, hope #

1850
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:57,675
# Burning my bed #

1851
01:26:57,760 --> 01:26:59,433
# I'm young and wild #

1852
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:03,317
# I'm young and wild #

1853
01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:07,315
# And there's a ghost, ghost, ghost #

1854
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:08,550
# Living in my head #

1855
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,915
# And there's a hope, hope, hope #

1856
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,115
# Burning my bed #

1857
01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,078
# I'm young and wild #

1858
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:17,718
# I'm young and wild #

1859
01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:22,392
# I walk the lines they made me #

1860
01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:24,115
# Just to make them smile #

1861
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:25,915
# 'Cause every monster that they make #

1862
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:27,832
# Was once a happy child #

1863
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:29,715
# Did you know, did you know #

1864
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:32,998
# We won't go without a fight? #

1865
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,753
# They said that you'd be nothing #

1866
01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:38,635
# They said these dreams will die #

1867
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:40,359
# But I stood strong and worked too hard #

1868
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:42,435
# To keep this hope alive #

1869
01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:44,239
# Here we go, here we go #

1870
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:47,990
# I'm gonna write my name in lights #

1871
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:58,599
# And it goes on, and on, and on, and on #

1872
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:05,515
# And there's a ghost, ghost, ghost #

1873
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:06,829
# Living in my head #

1874
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:09,195
# And there's a hope, hope, hope #

1875
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:10,350
# Burning my bed #

1876
01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:12,193
# I'm young and wild #

1877
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:16,037
# I'm young and wild #

1878
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:20,075
# And there's a ghost, ghost, ghost #

1879
01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:21,355
# Living in my head #

1880
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:23,755
# And there's a hope, hope, hope #

1881
01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:24,955
# Burning my bed #

1882
01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:26,793
# I'm young and wild #

1883
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:30,478
# I'm young and wild #

1884
01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:40,551
# When I go,
I'll go as you'll never know #

1885
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:46,637
# I can feel the mountain's burning sun #

1886
01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:55,071
# When I go,
I'll go as you'll never know #

1887
01:28:55,160 --> 01:29:01,155
# I can feel the mountain's burning sun #

1888
01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:03,755
# And there's a ghost, ghost, ghost #

1889
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:04,990
# Living in my head #

1890
01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:07,355
# And there's a hope, hope, hope #

1891
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:08,555
# Burning my bed #

1892
01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:10,438
# I'm young and wild #

1893
01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:14,072
# I'm young and wild #

1894
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:18,275
# And there's a ghost, ghost, ghost #

1895
01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:19,430
# Living in my head #

1896
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,876
# And there's a hope, hope, hope #

1897
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:23,115
# Burning my bed #

1898
01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,078
# I'm young and wild #

1899
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:28,592
# I'm young and wild #

1900
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:32,278
# I'm young and wild #

1901
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:35,872
# I'm young and wild #

1902
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:39,552
# I'm young and wild #

1903
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:43,192
# I'm young and wild #