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<i>♪ Into life today came something beautiful ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Someone who loved me much as I love her ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There have been trials and tribulations ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And not just a few ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But we made it through ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And now the times are here ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're gonna get married ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Have everything ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But the sun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the rain ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're a definite combination ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're gonna get married ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're gonna get married ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're gonna get married ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're gonna get married ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wait and see ♪</i>

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You must do something!
Baby is coming!

18
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Yeah. I know baby is coming!

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Miss, you've to stay calm
and take deep breaths, okay?

20
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Myra, I need a doctor here
right now.

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I am working on it.

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You're not a doctor?

23
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No, I am a nurse.

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You are man
and you are nurse?

25
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What kind of man is nurse?

26
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Look, folks,
I'm a professional, okay?

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I know exactly what I'm doing,
so just trust me,

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everything's going to be fine,
all right?

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Okay.
Yeah.

30
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Yeah. You're fully dilated.

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Hey, I need that doctor
right now.

32
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There are no free doctors.

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Nurse, you're gonna have
to deliver that baby yourself.

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I can see the head!

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Holy shit!

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Check it out.

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We did it.

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We had a boy.

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A boy. You are my hero.

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I name baby for you.

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Oh! You don't have to do that.

42
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Yeah. I must.
It is Latvian tradition.

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We'll name the baby...

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Hello,
you've reached the Fockers.

45
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We're not around,
so leave us a message. Goodbye.

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Roz, how the hell
do you shut this thing off?

47
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I have no idea.
Just press a button.

48
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I'm pretty sure it's off.

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Honey,
you want a chimichanga?

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I thought they gave you gas.

51
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A little bit,
but it's worth it.

52
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Worth it for you,
but I'm the one that gets the fumes.

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Honey, I'm in the mood
for a chimichanga.

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So make a...

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Hi, guys, it's me.

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Dad, I told you
six months ago

57
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you have to change
that message.

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Anyway, I'm just calling
to double check

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'cause I didn't hear
back from you.

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You know that Pam and I are
flying out to Oyster Bay today.

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And, then, we're flying to Miami
tomorrow with the Byrneses.

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And our flight gets in 7:30,

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so we should be
at the house around 9:00.

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So just give me a call
back on my cell, okay?

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'Cause I want to go over
a few things

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about Pam's dad and just, uh,

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just some other stuff
for the weekend.

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All right. I love you, bye.
Hey!

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Hey, sweetie.
How was your shift?

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- Oh! Guess what?
- What?

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I delivered my first baby.

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No way.

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Yeah.

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Oh, honey,
I'm so proud of you.

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It was incredible.
I mean, just...

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Just to be pulling
this life force

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out of this woman's...

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You know, I mean,
it was just so... It was...

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The whole baby thing is...
It's so cool.

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That's great, honey.
That's great.

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So, uh, are you ready to go?
I want to get to the airport early.

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I know.
Just give me a second.

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You know how things
always goes wrong.

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The flight leaves
in four hours.

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I wish we could set
a wedding date

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without our parents
actually having to meet.

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Honey, this weekend
is gonna be fine.

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And your parents are great.

89
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Oh, they're great
in small doses.

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Well, 48 hours in Coconut Grove
is a small dose.

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Besides, you've already
won over my dad,

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and that is the hard part.

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That is true.

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I mean, I am still in the Byrnes
family circle of trust, right?

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You're firmly in the circle.

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Finally.

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Oh, taxi!

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<i>♪ All the time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ As we go walking by ♪</i>

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Going to the airport?

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Yeah.

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Take mine.

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Great.

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<i>♪ It's all right ♪</i>

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- Nice guy.
- Yeah.

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<i>♪ Hold you tight ♪</i>

107
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<i>♪ We're gonna get married ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Take her hand in mine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll be looking fine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In the sweet sunshine ♪</i>

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You two, you're up.

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<i>♪ Please don't leave ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All those
who love us to be there ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One great big happy family ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're gonna get married ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're gonna get married ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're gonna get married ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wait and see ♪</i>

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Oh, dear.

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What?

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Well, they overbooked coach.

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So what does that mean?

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Do we miss our flight or...

124
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Well, we are gonna have to
upgrade you to first class.

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Really?

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Thank you.

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Oh! Sir, why don't you
let me take that for you?

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Okay, yeah.

129
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So, uh, you wanna check it
or put it on another flight

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'cause that's cool,
whatever you want to do.

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I'm just gonna store it
in the Captain's closet.

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That was nice.

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Yeah.

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Champagne?

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Thank you.

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Champagne, sir?

137
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Thank you.

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Enjoy.

139
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<i>♪ We'll be looking fine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In the sweet sunshine ♪</i>

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Would you like to purchase
rental insurance, Mr. Focker?

142
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Um...

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No. Thanks.

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No?

145
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It's a scam.

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That's how they
make all their money.

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That's true.
You don't need it.

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Get out of here.

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<i>♪ We're gonna get married ♪</i>

150
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<i>♪ We're gonna get married ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wait and see ♪</i>

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The House of Byrnes.

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Lot of good memories here.

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Mom? Dad?

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I am watching you.

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Well, almost,

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but you have to do it
with two fingers.

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One on each eye like this:

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I am watching you.

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We'll get back to that later.

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Guess who's here?

162
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It's Prof. Einstein.

163
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Hi, Little Jack.

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You're a genius.

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I see a Nobel Prize
in your future.

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Yes, I do.

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Study break, boys.
Company's here.

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Pamcake!

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Flapjack!

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Shortstack,
shortstack coming up!

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Put some syrup
in the cup.

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Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa.

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That's how it goes, right?

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That's okay, Greg.

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- Nice to see you.
- Yes.

176
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Nice to see you, Grandpa.

177
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My God.
How did my nephew get so big?

178
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Look at you.

179
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You look just
like your mommy.

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He does, doesn't he?

181
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Hey. Hey. This is Greg.

182
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Remember
we talked about him?

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Hey.

184
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Sorry, Greg.

185
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The card only
comes in one gender.

186
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Oh! Yeah.
Now, that's... that's all right.

187
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He's taking you in.

188
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He has a very keen sense
for people, Greg.

189
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He's a chip
off the old block, huh?

190
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We might have another CIA man
on our hands here.

191
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I'd be discreet about my
profession, Greg, if I were you.

192
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You know what I mean?

193
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As far as your parents are concerned,
I'm still a horticulturist.

194
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Hey, why is Little Jack here?

195
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Are Deb and Bob house-sitting,
while we're in Florida?

196
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No, they're in Ko Samui,
Thailand.

197
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Checking on the clinic they
opened during their honeymoon.

198
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What is all this stuff,
anyway?

199
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After Denny was
sent away to military school,

200
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your father turned this
into a learning laboratory

201
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for you-know-who over there.

202
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And do you talk yet,
Mr. Munchkinhead?

203
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Greg, Greg, Greg. Don't infantilize him.
Talk to him like an adult.

204
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Muskrat.

205
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Huh?

206
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- Muskrat, Jack.
- All right.

207
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Just try to understand
he's a little person.

208
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His communication skills
aren't verbal yet,

209
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but he understands.
Observe.

210
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L.J., are you hungry?

211
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Oh, wow.

212
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Look at that.

213
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I would like to
eat more please.

214
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I'd like a nap,

215
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and then later
I'll enjoy a nice poop.

216
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Oh, yeah. I've heard about
this, this baby signing stuff.

217
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This is like cutting edge.
Like... Yeah.

218
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Well, at this age, Greg,
his mind is like a sponge.

219
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Look, when he reaches
your age, for example,

220
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his mind will be
far less capable

221
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of absorbing
useful information.

222
00:09:01,343 --> 00:09:03,383
So cute.
Hey, can I hold him?

223
00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:06,068
Oh, I... I don't think
that's such a good idea, Greg.

224
00:09:06,143 --> 00:09:07,321
Muskrat.

225
00:09:07,584 --> 00:09:08,532
Uh...

226
00:09:09,472 --> 00:09:11,261
All right, all right.

227
00:09:11,871 --> 00:09:12,951
This is Greg.

228
00:09:13,023 --> 00:09:15,227
Greg will not drop you,
okay?

229
00:09:16,384 --> 00:09:18,456
Okay.
Be careful.

230
00:09:18,527 --> 00:09:20,415
Hello. Oh! Hello.

231
00:09:21,247 --> 00:09:22,196
Hey.

232
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I think he likes me.

233
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No?

234
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Ow!

235
00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:28,598
Oh, shit!

236
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Focker. He's absorbing
you like a sponge.

237
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I don't want the first word
out of his mouth

238
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to be a profanity.

239
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It's okay. It's okay.

240
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Cover your nose.
You're terrifying him.

241
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Focker!

242
00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,418
It's cool that your dad is so
into being a grandparent.

243
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Yeah, I guess so.
It kinda freaks my mom out.

244
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She says he spends every
last second with that kid.

245
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Oh, my God.

246
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Daddy?

247
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Wow.

248
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Daddy, what is this thing?

249
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It's a custom-designed,

250
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climate-controlled
motor coach.

251
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Jack calls it the
Highlight of our Twilight.

252
00:10:04,992 --> 00:10:06,006
Wow. This is incredible.

253
00:10:06,079 --> 00:10:07,094
Isn't it?

254
00:10:07,168 --> 00:10:08,095
Yeah.

255
00:10:09,888 --> 00:10:10,968
Ooh! Like a tank.

256
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,211
Well, in these
uncertain times, Greg,

257
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,516
I opted for
a Kevlar-reinforced hull

258
00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:17,918
with two-inch thick
plexiglas windows,

259
00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,446
just like
the ones they design on

260
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,592
the Russian Widowmaker
submarines.

261
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,998
I want you to conduct
a field test for us, Greg.

262
00:10:24,063 --> 00:10:26,398
I want you to demonstrate

263
00:10:26,464 --> 00:10:28,252
the impregnable outer skin
of the coach.

264
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,596
Throw it at the window.

265
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,645
Oh.

266
00:10:30,783 --> 00:10:31,798
Jack, I'm not gonna...

267
00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:33,660
I'm not gonna throw a brick
at your window.

268
00:10:33,728 --> 00:10:34,873
It's a simple demonstration.

269
00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:36,853
No, I'd... I'd really rather not.
Throw the brick.

270
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:37,910
Okay.
Great.

271
00:10:37,984 --> 00:10:38,966
Just...

272
00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,022
All your might.

273
00:10:40,096 --> 00:10:41,175
All right.

274
00:10:47,615 --> 00:10:49,754
Don't worry, your rental
insurance should take care of it.

275
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,481
You all right? What happened?

276
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,533
Come on,

277
00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:54,549
we'll call a tow truck
from the road.

278
00:10:54,623 --> 00:10:55,833
Road?

279
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,044
Yeah.
We're driving this to Miami.

280
00:10:58,111 --> 00:11:00,500
I thought we were... I thought
we were, we're flying tomorrow.

281
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,965
No, No. Airline travel
being what it is these days,

282
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,349
so unreliable,

283
00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:05,845
I'll feel
much more comfortable

284
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,025
knowing I have my own
posturepedic bed,

285
00:11:08,096 --> 00:11:10,583
my own thermostat,
my own lavatory facility.

286
00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:13,623
Uh-huh. So... so we're all
going to be in this together?

287
00:11:13,696 --> 00:11:15,550
We hit the road
in exactly seven minutes,

288
00:11:15,616 --> 00:11:17,306
27 seconds.

289
00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:18,814
This way we'll get in early,

290
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,570
spend an extra half day
with your parents,

291
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,818
getting to know them.

292
00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:23,132
Isn't that great?

293
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,345
That is great.

294
00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:26,652
Worth it for you but I'm the
one that gets the fumes.

295
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,661
Honey, I'm in the mood
for a chimichanga.

296
00:11:28,735 --> 00:11:29,783
So make a...

297
00:11:30,944 --> 00:11:32,351
Hey, guys, uh, it's me.

298
00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:35,132
Listen, I'm getting a little worried.
I haven't heard back from you.

299
00:11:35,199 --> 00:11:37,785
Hope you got the message.
There's been a little change of plans.

300
00:11:37,856 --> 00:11:40,441
We're gonna be, uh,
coming down in Jack's RV now,

301
00:11:40,511 --> 00:11:42,334
so we'll be arriving
tomorrow afternoon,

302
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,894
not tomorrow night.

303
00:11:43,968 --> 00:11:45,462
Okay? Tomorrow afternoon.

304
00:11:45,536 --> 00:11:46,616
And, also, uh,

305
00:11:46,688 --> 00:11:48,281
they're bringing
their little grandson,

306
00:11:48,351 --> 00:11:50,042
so, uh, he's like a baby.

307
00:11:50,111 --> 00:11:51,606
So... I don't know.

308
00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:55,386
Oh, welcome aboard,
me hearties.

309
00:11:55,455 --> 00:11:56,949
Hey, this is incredible.

310
00:11:57,023 --> 00:11:58,649
Yes, it's as big
as our apartment.

311
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,061
Pretty neat, huh?

312
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,374
Hey!

313
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:06,967
Mr. Jinx finally learned
how to flush the toilet, huh?

314
00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:08,730
Yeah. Jack installed
a special flusher,

315
00:12:08,799 --> 00:12:10,806
and he learnt how to do that
in about two days.

316
00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:11,894
Right, Jack?

317
00:12:11,968 --> 00:12:13,790
Hey there, Jinxy.
How you doing?

318
00:12:18,016 --> 00:12:20,317
Ready to hit the road,
Co-Captain?

319
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,966
Wow! I'm the Co-Captain?

320
00:12:23,072 --> 00:12:24,413
Let's set sail, sailor.

321
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,829
<i>♪ I'm going up the country
babe don't you wanna go ♪</i>

322
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:30,652
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

323
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,182
This is
Captain Jack Byrnes speaking.

324
00:12:32,255 --> 00:12:33,401
Yeah, Daddy!

325
00:12:33,471 --> 00:12:35,032
A quick announcement.

326
00:12:35,104 --> 00:12:37,111
As a courtesy
to your fellow passengers,

327
00:12:37,184 --> 00:12:39,159
please remember
that the onboard lavatory

328
00:12:39,231 --> 00:12:40,792
should be used
for number one only.

329
00:12:40,864 --> 00:12:42,686
Should the need
for number two arise,

330
00:12:42,751 --> 00:12:44,693
we'll stop at the nearest
rest stop, gas station,

331
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:45,945
or heavily wooded area.

332
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,707
Thank you. Welcome aboard.

333
00:12:47,807 --> 00:12:49,946
I like that thing.
Hey, do you mind if I, uh,

334
00:12:50,016 --> 00:12:51,739
make a little announcement?

335
00:12:51,807 --> 00:12:52,887
Well...

336
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:55,610
Only the captain gets
to make an announcement.

337
00:12:57,088 --> 00:12:58,517
You want to honk the horn?

338
00:12:58,592 --> 00:13:00,348
Um... Sure.

339
00:13:01,216 --> 00:13:03,550
Only the captain gets
to honk the horn.

340
00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:05,404
<i>♪ I'm gonna leave this city ♪</i>

341
00:13:05,472 --> 00:13:08,057
<i>♪ Got to get away ♪</i>

342
00:13:08,927 --> 00:13:10,553
<i>♪ All this fussing
And fighting ♪</i>

343
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:11,736
Oh, look!

344
00:13:11,903 --> 00:13:13,758
Hey, Jinxy, see that?

345
00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:16,089
<i>♪ Now, baby,
pack your leaving trunk ♪</i>

346
00:13:16,159 --> 00:13:18,331
<i>♪ You know
we've got to leave today ♪</i>

347
00:13:19,104 --> 00:13:21,078
You hungry?
Do you want some milk?

348
00:13:21,151 --> 00:13:24,468
<i>♪ But we might
even leave the USA ♪</i>

349
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,381
Hey! Jack?

350
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,429
Oh, she wants you
to honk the horn.

351
00:13:30,495 --> 00:13:31,575
Not interested.

352
00:13:31,648 --> 00:13:33,535
Rules of the road.
She honks, you honk.

353
00:13:34,528 --> 00:13:36,535
Come on, Jack. Come on.
Give her a honk.

354
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:38,938
There you go.

355
00:13:41,631 --> 00:13:43,574
It's like a team or something.

356
00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:44,891
Honk if your are horny.

357
00:13:51,136 --> 00:13:52,084
Oh!

358
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,173
Thanks for that, Greg.

359
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,996
<i>♪ 'Cause you've got a home ♪</i>

360
00:13:56,063 --> 00:13:58,583
<i>♪ As long as I've got mine ♪</i>

361
00:14:01,696 --> 00:14:03,070
...for you but I'm the one
that gets the fumes.

362
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,274
Honey, I'm in the mood
for a chimichanga.

363
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,424
So make a...

364
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:13,113
Hey, there.

365
00:14:13,984 --> 00:14:15,445
No hard feelings, all right?

366
00:14:16,672 --> 00:14:19,160
Friends? What's that?

367
00:14:19,296 --> 00:14:20,540
What're you saying?

368
00:14:20,608 --> 00:14:22,550
Now, wait a minute.
What does this mean?

369
00:14:22,624 --> 00:14:24,151
I know what this means.

370
00:14:24,223 --> 00:14:26,427
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
Oh, poop!

371
00:14:26,495 --> 00:14:28,251
You got to poop, right?
Okay, good.

372
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,334
Thank you for warning me.

373
00:14:29,407 --> 00:14:31,065
Everybody poops.
Sometimes it hurts.

374
00:14:31,135 --> 00:14:33,023
It's okay.
Just let it come out.

375
00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:35,805
What did you do, Focker?

376
00:14:35,872 --> 00:14:37,759
Nothing. He...
I think he has to poop.

377
00:14:37,824 --> 00:14:39,417
That's not the sign for poop.

378
00:14:39,488 --> 00:14:40,797
That's the sign for milk.

379
00:14:40,864 --> 00:14:42,293
This is the sign for poop.

380
00:14:42,368 --> 00:14:44,026
Oh! What's the sign
for sour milk?

381
00:14:44,096 --> 00:14:45,623
'Cause, uh
this tastes a little funky.

382
00:14:45,695 --> 00:14:47,997
That's because it's
from Debbie's left breast, Greg.

383
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,788
Ew.

384
00:14:53,088 --> 00:14:54,517
Fortunately,
she pumped for a week

385
00:14:54,591 --> 00:14:56,282
to give us
enough for the trip.

386
00:14:56,351 --> 00:14:58,588
Okay,
snack pack for Little Jack.

387
00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:00,255
What are you doing there?

388
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,295
Well, during
the breastfeeding stage, Greg,

389
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,156
infants can get
very confused and upset

390
00:15:04,223 --> 00:15:06,012
when they're separated
from their mothers.

391
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,574
So I invented something

392
00:15:07,648 --> 00:15:10,168
to ease L.J.'s anxiety
during chow time.

393
00:15:12,671 --> 00:15:14,395
I call it the Mannary Gland.

394
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,468
I had it made
from an exact cast

395
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:18,811
of Debbie's left bosom.

396
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:22,812
Oh, yeah. Okay.

397
00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:24,221
It's been so effective,

398
00:15:24,287 --> 00:15:26,491
I'm thinking of
getting it patented.

399
00:15:26,719 --> 00:15:28,148
Would you like to touch it?

400
00:15:28,223 --> 00:15:29,401
Uh, I wouldn't.

401
00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:30,814
Oh, come on,
feel how soft it is.

402
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,702
I can... I can see
how soft it is from here.

403
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:33,749
No, feel it, Greg.

404
00:15:33,824 --> 00:15:35,166
It's very...
It looks very...

405
00:15:35,232 --> 00:15:36,923
Just feel the breast, Greg.

406
00:15:39,487 --> 00:15:40,469
Just a...

407
00:15:40,544 --> 00:15:42,453
Oh, watch the nipple.
Just around here.

408
00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:43,869
Nipple is his.

409
00:15:46,719 --> 00:15:47,930
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

410
00:15:48,287 --> 00:15:51,102
It's got a great, lifelike,
and a...

411
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,661
Or what I would imagine

412
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:54,775
Debbie's breast might... might
actually feel like.

413
00:15:54,847 --> 00:15:56,603
Not that I would know.

414
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,138
Greg.

415
00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:05,559
What?

416
00:16:06,656 --> 00:16:07,736
Honey, you promised

417
00:16:07,808 --> 00:16:10,263
you wouldn't take the boob out
in front of company.

418
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,797
It's nothing
to be ashamed of.

419
00:16:11,872 --> 00:16:13,399
Breast-feeding is
perfectly natural.

420
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,341
Dad, that's not natural,
that's just weird.

421
00:16:17,503 --> 00:16:19,064
As soon as
Little Jack's topped off,

422
00:16:19,136 --> 00:16:20,696
we're gonna hit the road.

423
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,748
Oh!

424
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,066
Oh, Jack,

425
00:16:23,136 --> 00:16:24,794
you can't drive
any more tonight.

426
00:16:24,863 --> 00:16:28,092
Dr. Monroe said
no aggravating your sciatica.

427
00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:30,047
Honey, we're on a very
precise schedule.

428
00:16:30,112 --> 00:16:31,192
We bunk here tonight,

429
00:16:31,264 --> 00:16:33,402
we hit horrendous traffic
in the morning.

430
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,148
Greg?

431
00:16:36,224 --> 00:16:37,172
Yeah.

432
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,135
Maybe you could drive
the night shift.

433
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,345
I could do that.

434
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,067
I am the Co-Captain.
So, I think that falls

435
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,689
- under my responsibilities, right?
- Yeah.

436
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,614
Keep her at 55, stay alert.

437
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,811
Yeah, yeah. I've been wanting to get
behind the wheel of this big boy.

438
00:16:56,064 --> 00:16:57,689
You got it. Pass.

439
00:17:00,703 --> 00:17:02,492
Sorry, got to go 55.

440
00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:04,283
Captain Jack's orders.

441
00:17:20,863 --> 00:17:21,846
Hey!

442
00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:23,578
Would you like
some company, Greg?

443
00:17:23,648 --> 00:17:24,924
Uh, yeah, sure.

444
00:17:24,991 --> 00:17:27,064
If you can't sleep.
Go on. Have a seat.

445
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,166
How about a cappuccino?

446
00:17:38,527 --> 00:17:40,283
Oh, you don't have to do that.

447
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,693
It's no problem for me.

448
00:17:41,952 --> 00:17:43,545
Really? Yeah? Okay.

449
00:17:43,616 --> 00:17:44,696
Dina!

450
00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:47,255
Wake up and make
Greg a cappuccino!

451
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,796
Shake a leg, woman!

452
00:17:49,216 --> 00:17:51,387
Jesus, Jack,
you know, I'm not that tired.

453
00:17:51,456 --> 00:17:52,404
Really.

454
00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:56,059
Relax, Greg. This cockpit's
completely soundproofed.

455
00:17:56,127 --> 00:17:58,429
You should've seen the look
on your face.

456
00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,837
Oh! Okay, okay.

457
00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:01,976
You got me. That was...
That was a good one.

458
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,454
Yes, it was. Yes.

459
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,748
It's funny.

460
00:18:06,112 --> 00:18:08,087
But you should never talk
to a woman like that,

461
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,174
you know that, Greg.

462
00:18:09,247 --> 00:18:10,589
It's disrespectful.

463
00:18:10,975 --> 00:18:13,080
Right, of course. Yeah.

464
00:18:13,151 --> 00:18:15,323
Greg, a man reaches
a certain age

465
00:18:15,392 --> 00:18:17,279
when he realizes
what's truly important.

466
00:18:18,688 --> 00:18:20,248
You know what that is?

467
00:18:20,671 --> 00:18:21,784
Love?

468
00:18:23,295 --> 00:18:24,604
Friendship?

469
00:18:25,248 --> 00:18:27,070
Enjoying the moment.

470
00:18:27,199 --> 00:18:29,022
Living. Just love.

471
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,745
His legacy.

472
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,726
That, too. Right. Yeah. Sure.

473
00:18:32,799 --> 00:18:35,799
Now, my grandson, Little Jack,
is part of that legacy.

474
00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:38,239
In six months, you and Pam
are gonna be married.

475
00:18:38,303 --> 00:18:39,252
Sometime after that,

476
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,215
you'll want to start
a family of your own.

477
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,840
Yeah. Right.
Actually, on the subject,

478
00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:44,700
I had some thoughts
about the wedding date.

479
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:47,156
We'll discuss that later,
after this weekend, Greg.

480
00:18:47,232 --> 00:18:48,442
Now, let's get back on point.

481
00:18:48,511 --> 00:18:50,169
Let me put it very simply.

482
00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:51,581
If your family circle

483
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:53,786
does indeed join
my family circle,

484
00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:55,449
they'll form a chain.

485
00:18:56,095 --> 00:18:58,037
I can't have a chink
in my chain.

486
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,469
Yeah. Okay.
I get the metaphor.

487
00:19:01,536 --> 00:19:03,129
Now,
I've never met your parents,

488
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,753
so I'm not going to jump
to any hasty conclusions.

489
00:19:05,824 --> 00:19:07,831
But, like studying
a frozen caveman,

490
00:19:07,904 --> 00:19:09,530
if I can see
where you came from,

491
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,988
I'll have a much better idea
of where you're going.

492
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,143
Okay.

493
00:19:13,215 --> 00:19:16,444
Are you thinking
maybe my parents might be

494
00:19:16,511 --> 00:19:18,453
like... like a chink
in the chain or...

495
00:19:18,656 --> 00:19:21,373
A doctor and a lawyer,
what's there to worry about?

496
00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:48,573
Ooh, it seems very nice.

497
00:19:54,399 --> 00:19:55,676
Is that your father?

498
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,957
That is my father.

499
00:20:10,304 --> 00:20:11,711
Hey! There you are.

500
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,117
What the heck is
that contraption?

501
00:20:13,184 --> 00:20:14,940
I thought you guys
were flying in tonight.

502
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,829
I left a message yesterday
We were driving...

503
00:20:16,895 --> 00:20:18,237
Oh, I didn't get a message.

504
00:20:18,303 --> 00:20:19,765
I left you like five messages.

505
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,662
Will you get over here
and plant one on me.

506
00:20:21,727 --> 00:20:22,742
Talking about messages.

507
00:20:22,816 --> 00:20:26,165
I've been waiting so long
to see you. My best buddy.

508
00:20:26,239 --> 00:20:27,417
Good to see you.

509
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,626
Come here. Come here.
Oh, I missed you.

510
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,117
Is this not
the most handsome young man

511
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:33,565
you've ever seen
in your life?

512
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:36,414
I used to call him
a young Jewish Marlon Brando.

513
00:20:36,576 --> 00:20:37,524
Huh?

514
00:20:38,911 --> 00:20:40,121
Can you believe

515
00:20:40,191 --> 00:20:42,166
I conceived him
with one testicle?

516
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,866
No, really. It's true.

517
00:20:43,936 --> 00:20:46,139
I only have one because
the other never dropped.

518
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,964
It's called
an undescending testicle.

519
00:20:48,032 --> 00:20:50,366
It's not uncommon,
but look at him.

520
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,560
Imagine what he would have
looked like if I had two.

521
00:20:56,768 --> 00:20:58,622
That's a good icebreaker.

522
00:20:58,719 --> 00:20:59,864
- Whoa!
- Ho!

523
00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:01,593
There's the sexiest
second grade teacher

524
00:21:01,663 --> 00:21:03,190
I've ever seen in my life.

525
00:21:04,479 --> 00:21:05,592
That was a good one.

526
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:06,711
It gets her every time.

527
00:21:06,784 --> 00:21:08,572
Goose bumps. She loves it.

528
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,127
I'm Dina Byrnes.
It's so nice to meet you.

529
00:21:11,199 --> 00:21:13,850
The pleasure is all mine,
mon chéri.

530
00:21:16,255 --> 00:21:17,979
You got to be the flower man.

531
00:21:18,048 --> 00:21:20,022
That's right.
Jack Byrnes, Pam's father.

532
00:21:20,095 --> 00:21:21,950
And I'm Bernard Focker,
Gaylord's father,

533
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:25,212
and we're all grownups here
and we shake hands like men.

534
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,868
All right.

535
00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:30,139
Oh, we're just playing here.

536
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:31,636
Give me some love.

537
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,189
We're family now.

538
00:21:35,744 --> 00:21:38,111
What're you so shy about?
Come here.

539
00:21:40,192 --> 00:21:42,461
Oh, wow. Look at those pecs.

540
00:21:42,527 --> 00:21:43,902
Wow! You're harder
than sheetrock.

541
00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:45,145
Now tell me the truth.

542
00:21:45,215 --> 00:21:46,557
You work out
with weights, right?

543
00:21:46,623 --> 00:21:47,998
Well, I do
various calisthenics.

544
00:21:48,064 --> 00:21:51,064
Some medicine-ball training,
I play bimonthly football.

545
00:21:51,136 --> 00:21:52,662
Oh, footie-footie football?

546
00:21:52,735 --> 00:21:54,972
I was just, uh,
practicing my Capoeira. What?

547
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:56,600
Oh, Capoeira. Yeah.

548
00:21:56,704 --> 00:21:58,711
The Brazilian martial art
of dance fighting. Yes.

549
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,639
He knows what that is. Yeah.

550
00:22:00,704 --> 00:22:03,192
You know,
I've been doing it for weeks.

551
00:22:03,264 --> 00:22:04,376
I'm really into it.

552
00:22:04,447 --> 00:22:06,007
It keeps me level.

553
00:22:06,079 --> 00:22:08,021
Because sometimes
I get wound up so tight,

554
00:22:08,095 --> 00:22:09,786
I could just snap.

555
00:22:09,855 --> 00:22:11,099
You know what I mean?

556
00:22:12,191 --> 00:22:13,533
What is that?
What is that?

557
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:14,777
Is there a baby on board?

558
00:22:14,848 --> 00:22:16,441
That's a baby. Yes, yes.

559
00:22:16,575 --> 00:22:18,648
Yeah.
It was all in the message.

560
00:22:20,096 --> 00:22:21,405
Hey, Moses, go ahead,

561
00:22:21,472 --> 00:22:23,195
say hello to
your future in-laws.

562
00:22:23,263 --> 00:22:24,824
No, no, he's harmless.

563
00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:26,237
And yeah, fixed.
Moses.

564
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:27,449
That's all right.

565
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,730
Just shake him off.

566
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,523
Oh, no. Don't shake.
He likes the shaking.

567
00:22:30,591 --> 00:22:31,639
Moses, get off!

568
00:22:31,712 --> 00:22:33,719
No, don't worry.
The pink part didn't get on you.

569
00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:35,548
Moses, go, get in your basket.
Go!

570
00:22:35,616 --> 00:22:36,892
He's all talk.

571
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,486
Who's this little guy?

572
00:22:38,559 --> 00:22:40,152
This is our grandson,
Little Jack.

573
00:22:40,223 --> 00:22:41,783
Oh, little baby.

574
00:22:43,648 --> 00:22:45,306
How are you,
Little Jack?

575
00:22:45,439 --> 00:22:47,774
Hey, Dad, don't... don't...
don't infantilize him.

576
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,018
Just talk to him
like a person.

577
00:22:49,088 --> 00:22:50,713
What are you talking about?
He's a baby.

578
00:22:50,783 --> 00:22:52,376
I want to talk to him
like he's a baby.

579
00:22:52,447 --> 00:22:54,073
Bazooka! Bazooka!

580
00:22:56,736 --> 00:22:58,263
He likes me.

581
00:22:59,008 --> 00:23:00,830
When Roz's dad died, I said:

582
00:23:00,895 --> 00:23:03,416
Hey, we're freezing our
tushies off here in Detroit.

583
00:23:03,488 --> 00:23:04,949
You know, let's head south

584
00:23:05,024 --> 00:23:06,966
and get some year-round fun
in the sun.

585
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,244
This house is
over a 100 years old, so...

586
00:23:09,312 --> 00:23:10,654
Dad. Dad,
you continue the tour.

587
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,246
I'm gonna tell Mom
we're here, okay?

588
00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:14,043
Oh! The upstairs bathroom
is on el fritzo.

589
00:23:14,112 --> 00:23:16,152
So we're all gonna have to
share this one for now.

590
00:23:16,224 --> 00:23:18,078
Since there's a water scarcity
on the island,

591
00:23:18,144 --> 00:23:20,631
we kind of abide by the
if it's yellow let it mellow,

592
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:22,842
if it's brown
flush it down policy.

593
00:23:25,087 --> 00:23:26,997
Oops. Forgot my own rule.

594
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,414
The RV has paid
for itself already.

595
00:23:33,248 --> 00:23:34,677
All right, kids.

596
00:23:34,751 --> 00:23:36,693
Forward and backward.

597
00:23:37,344 --> 00:23:40,410
Rotate those hips.

598
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,967
Let's get your
kundalini rising.

599
00:23:43,039 --> 00:23:44,795
And now it's time
for the ladies

600
00:23:44,863 --> 00:23:46,773
to get into the reverse
cowgirl position.

601
00:23:46,848 --> 00:23:48,822
Guys, you have to
lie across the Liberator pad

602
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:49,844
like so.

603
00:23:49,951 --> 00:23:51,740
Everyone look at
how Ira's doing it.

604
00:23:51,808 --> 00:23:53,499
Bingo. Bango. Bungo.

605
00:23:53,568 --> 00:23:56,382
The man is loose, he's limber
and he's ready for action.

606
00:23:56,448 --> 00:23:57,692
So, climb aboard, girls,

607
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,582
and let me hear
your bodies talk.

608
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:00,662
Ooh!

609
00:24:00,736 --> 00:24:02,197
Whoa! Yes!

610
00:24:02,272 --> 00:24:03,581
This position is terrific

611
00:24:03,647 --> 00:24:06,495
for anyone with osteoporosis,
gout or goiter.

612
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,699
Stay with me, kids.
We're almost done.

613
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,295
Ah! Honey!

614
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,821
Oh! All right, guys.

615
00:24:12,895 --> 00:24:14,488
We have to wrap it up.
Everyone.

616
00:24:14,559 --> 00:24:16,348
Remember to take
your Liberator pads.

617
00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:19,067
And don't forget to stretch
before you try this at home.

618
00:24:19,263 --> 00:24:21,630
We don't want anyone
shattering a pelvis.

619
00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,702
Hello, my precious.

620
00:24:23,776 --> 00:24:25,150
Oh, I love you so much.

621
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,604
I haven't seen
my bubeleh in months.

622
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,924
Honey, you feel thin.
No, no.

623
00:24:28,992 --> 00:24:30,519
You're not eating.
What's the matter?

624
00:24:30,591 --> 00:24:33,374
No. I'm fine. Mom, how do we explain
all these people to the Byrneses?

625
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,895
Honey, they're leaving.
The Byrneses won't know they were here.

626
00:24:35,968 --> 00:24:39,132
Okay. We agreed to be discreet about
you being a sex therapist this weekend

627
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,109
until you got to know
Jack and Dina better. Right?

628
00:24:41,183 --> 00:24:43,190
Don't worry. I'll be discreet.
I put all my toys away.

629
00:24:43,263 --> 00:24:45,173
And my office is all ready
for them to sleep in.

630
00:24:45,248 --> 00:24:47,102
Your office? No, no.
We're putting them upstairs.

631
00:24:47,168 --> 00:24:49,339
Your father thought they'd be
more comfortable down here.

632
00:24:49,408 --> 00:24:51,317
The upstairs plumbing...
You don't wanna know.

633
00:24:51,391 --> 00:24:53,213
Talk to me about
something important, honey.

634
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,490
How are things
with you and Pam?

635
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,542
They're great.

636
00:24:55,616 --> 00:24:56,990
Because, you know,
after two years,

637
00:24:57,055 --> 00:24:58,713
you have to work
to keep things going.

638
00:24:58,783 --> 00:25:00,474
Does she still
climax regularly?

639
00:25:00,639 --> 00:25:01,621
Mom.

640
00:25:01,695 --> 00:25:03,550
You can't talk that way
this weekend, okay?

641
00:25:03,615 --> 00:25:04,695
Honey, I'm just saying

642
00:25:04,768 --> 00:25:06,328
I didn't raise you
to be a so-so lover.

643
00:25:06,399 --> 00:25:08,188
I know.
Okay, what is he doing?

644
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,558
What?
Don't... don't worry about them.

645
00:25:10,687 --> 00:25:11,800
Mom, Mom,

646
00:25:11,871 --> 00:25:13,694
you got to get these people
out of here now.

647
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:14,708
Okay.

648
00:25:14,783 --> 00:25:15,961
Wipe that
little gloss off you.

649
00:25:16,032 --> 00:25:17,014
Okay.

650
00:25:18,623 --> 00:25:20,030
You hunt deer, Bernard?

651
00:25:20,095 --> 00:25:21,622
What? No, I hate that thing.

652
00:25:21,696 --> 00:25:23,070
Roz's father gave it to us.

653
00:25:23,135 --> 00:25:26,201
He was into all that
macho-wacho crap.

654
00:25:26,271 --> 00:25:27,286
Oh! So is Greg.

655
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,782
He and I went duck-hunting together.
Didn't we, Greg?

656
00:25:29,855 --> 00:25:31,132
Duck-hunting?
Me and you?

657
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,312
- Duck-hunting?
- Yeah.

658
00:25:32,383 --> 00:25:33,366
What? What?

659
00:25:33,439 --> 00:25:35,927
Gay, you went duck-hunting
with... with Jack?

660
00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:37,909
Um, yeah. We went, we did.

661
00:25:37,983 --> 00:25:39,510
We went
on a little hunting trip.

662
00:25:39,584 --> 00:25:40,664
You shot a duck?

663
00:25:40,736 --> 00:25:43,354
I shot at a duck and...

664
00:25:43,424 --> 00:25:45,944
You killed an
innocent creature of the sky?

665
00:25:46,015 --> 00:25:47,542
I don't... Did I...
I did... I don't...

666
00:25:47,616 --> 00:25:49,503
I think
I might've clipped it or...

667
00:25:49,568 --> 00:25:51,356
Never really checked.

668
00:26:17,855 --> 00:26:19,416
Oh, Lord.

669
00:26:19,488 --> 00:26:22,903
And now,
for the piece de resistance.

670
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,618
Oh, my goodness.

671
00:26:26,687 --> 00:26:28,280
Little somethin'
I've been workin' on.

672
00:26:28,351 --> 00:26:30,261
Oh, I see. Oh.

673
00:26:31,647 --> 00:26:34,069
Mom will be out in a sec.
What's that?

674
00:26:34,144 --> 00:26:35,388
It's you.

675
00:26:35,456 --> 00:26:36,765
It's the Wall of Gaylord.

676
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,847
The Wall of Gaylord?

677
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,171
Isn't it nice to finally display
your accomplishments, Son?

678
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,582
Honey, look
at all your awards.

679
00:26:43,648 --> 00:26:44,760
That's great.

680
00:26:44,831 --> 00:26:45,813
He's my champion.

681
00:26:45,887 --> 00:26:46,836
Oh, I didn't know

682
00:26:46,911 --> 00:26:48,504
they made ninth place
ribbons.

683
00:26:48,575 --> 00:26:51,031
Oh, Jack, they got them
all the way up to 10th place.

684
00:26:51,103 --> 00:26:53,143
Hey! Anybody want to
get a drink by the lagoon?

685
00:26:53,215 --> 00:26:54,622
This one looks impressive.

686
00:26:54,687 --> 00:26:58,681
Mazel tov, Gaylord M. Focker.
World's Greatest Nurse.

687
00:26:59,839 --> 00:27:00,788
Very nice.

688
00:27:00,864 --> 00:27:02,074
We've always tried

689
00:27:02,144 --> 00:27:04,053
to instill a sense of self
in Gaylord

690
00:27:04,127 --> 00:27:06,364
without being
too goal-oriented.

691
00:27:06,432 --> 00:27:08,123
It's not about
winning or losing,

692
00:27:08,192 --> 00:27:09,140
it's about passion.

693
00:27:09,983 --> 00:27:12,853
We just want him
to love what he's doin'.

694
00:27:12,927 --> 00:27:14,269
You know what I mean, Jack?

695
00:27:14,335 --> 00:27:15,677
Not really, Bernard.

696
00:27:15,743 --> 00:27:17,150
I think
a competitive drive

697
00:27:17,215 --> 00:27:18,808
is the essential key
that makes America

698
00:27:18,879 --> 00:27:21,367
the only remaining superpower
in the world today.

699
00:27:22,463 --> 00:27:24,285
Well, whatever works.

700
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,326
All right.
Don't forget the positions.

701
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,807
Bye, Dr. Roz.
You're a lifesaver.

702
00:27:27,871 --> 00:27:29,976
Oh, Thank you, B.J.
Goodbye.

703
00:27:30,047 --> 00:27:31,509
Ira, remember,
easy on the thrusting.

704
00:27:31,584 --> 00:27:33,144
You're not 78 anymore.

705
00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:34,710
Bing, bang, bong.

706
00:27:34,784 --> 00:27:37,272
What... What kind of work does
your mother do with those patients?

707
00:27:37,344 --> 00:27:40,061
Those look like yoga mats.
Is there yoga involved?

708
00:27:40,128 --> 00:27:41,305
It's yogaesque.

709
00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:43,066
It's sort of, um,

710
00:27:43,135 --> 00:27:44,793
a, um, a... a... a
couples therapy.

711
00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:46,107
Kind of mind-body...

712
00:27:46,175 --> 00:27:47,604
It's kind of
her own sort of...

713
00:27:47,679 --> 00:27:50,232
Rozela! Sweetheart,
living room!

714
00:27:50,719 --> 00:27:52,508
Hello! Hello! Hello!

715
00:27:52,575 --> 00:27:54,615
How are you, baby girl?

716
00:27:54,688 --> 00:27:55,898
Good, Roz.

717
00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:57,822
God! Look at you,
you're glowing!

718
00:27:57,887 --> 00:27:59,032
Oh, thank you.

719
00:27:59,103 --> 00:28:01,242
Hi, I'm Roz Focker

720
00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:03,800
you must be Jack,
and you must be Dina.

721
00:28:03,872 --> 00:28:04,984
Hi.

722
00:28:05,055 --> 00:28:06,332
I... I just can't believe

723
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,993
it's taken us
this long to meet, huh.

724
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,229
And who's
this little hairball?

725
00:28:10,304 --> 00:28:12,311
They brought their grandson
Baby Jack along.

726
00:28:12,383 --> 00:28:15,514
He's so adorable.
I could eat him up.

727
00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:17,558
Bern, did you show them
where they're sleeping?

728
00:28:17,632 --> 00:28:20,185
Right, right, right.
Because we don't have any air-conditioning,

729
00:28:20,256 --> 00:28:23,452
I made up a nice spot for you in Roz's
office 'cause it gets the best breeze,

730
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,276
and it's very near
the communal commode.

731
00:28:25,344 --> 00:28:28,093
Oh, well, you know, actually,
we're gonna stay in our motor home.

732
00:28:28,159 --> 00:28:29,304
In the trailer?

733
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,263
Come on, Jack.
You're family.

734
00:28:31,327 --> 00:28:32,505
We sleep under the same roof.

735
00:28:32,576 --> 00:28:34,463
Actually, Mom's office
is kind of cluttered.

736
00:28:34,527 --> 00:28:35,836
So, that... that
works all right.

737
00:28:35,904 --> 00:28:37,627
It's just really easier
with Little Jack.

738
00:28:37,695 --> 00:28:39,386
No, no. Really.
We insist.

739
00:28:39,456 --> 00:28:40,917
They wanna sleep
in the trailer,

740
00:28:40,991 --> 00:28:42,268
let them sleep
in the trailer.

741
00:28:42,336 --> 00:28:44,158
Mom, it's not actually...
It's not a trailer.

742
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,328
It's kind of like... It's like
a... like a hotel on wheels.

743
00:28:46,399 --> 00:28:49,214
This is practically a hotel.
I was gonna do the turndown service...

744
00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:51,189
I know, I know,
but it's their choice.

745
00:28:51,264 --> 00:28:53,435
Wherever you feel
most comfortable is fine.

746
00:28:53,504 --> 00:28:55,227
It's not right.
Bern, let it go.

747
00:28:55,295 --> 00:28:56,506
Let it go? Fine.

748
00:28:56,576 --> 00:28:57,688
Yeah, let it go.

749
00:28:57,759 --> 00:28:59,483
Look at you, sulking.

750
00:28:59,552 --> 00:29:01,461
Now, look at this.
I married a teenager. Right?

751
00:29:01,536 --> 00:29:03,805
At least you have the libido
of a teenager.

752
00:29:03,871 --> 00:29:05,595
I gave her
a little matinée today...

753
00:29:05,664 --> 00:29:07,518
Oh! Don't you dare!
Stop it!

754
00:29:08,031 --> 00:29:09,787
How about a double feature?

755
00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:12,761
Come on. Come on.

756
00:29:12,831 --> 00:29:15,384
Lagoon? Why don't we go
show them the lagoon?

757
00:29:15,455 --> 00:29:17,081
The lagoon.
Come see the lagoon.

758
00:29:17,152 --> 00:29:18,712
The lagoon, Jack. Come on.

759
00:29:18,848 --> 00:29:20,091
We'll get drunk,

760
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,752
we'll take a piss
in the lagoon.

761
00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:24,191
Roz, why don't you
take them outside?

762
00:29:24,256 --> 00:29:25,685
Show them around.
I'll make a drink.

763
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,073
Oh, God.

764
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,087
Hey, Dad...

765
00:29:36,159 --> 00:29:37,686
It's going good
so far, right?

766
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,215
Dad, you gotta take down
that weird shrine thing.

767
00:29:40,288 --> 00:29:41,662
But I'm very proud
of you, Gaylord.

768
00:29:41,727 --> 00:29:42,971
What's wrong with showing it?

769
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:44,316
It's ridiculous.

770
00:29:44,384 --> 00:29:46,456
Most people aren't proud
of sixth place ribbons.

771
00:29:46,527 --> 00:29:47,476
Most people?

772
00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:49,210
Since when do you care
about most people?

773
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,247
I don't, but Jack
is really into winning

774
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,043
and competition and sports.

775
00:29:54,111 --> 00:29:55,802
It's a whole other thing
with him.

776
00:29:55,871 --> 00:29:58,424
Hey. Hey. You're a winner
up here and in here.

777
00:29:58,495 --> 00:30:00,186
And that's all that matters.

778
00:30:00,255 --> 00:30:01,629
Okay. Thank you.

779
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,582
I don't know what that means,
but thank you.

780
00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:05,044
So, to solve that problem,

781
00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:07,989
I created a life-like
latex left breast

782
00:30:08,064 --> 00:30:10,365
molded from his mother's
actual left breast,

783
00:30:10,431 --> 00:30:12,919
so this way L.J. would avoid
any nipple confusion.

784
00:30:12,991 --> 00:30:16,886
You're avoiding confusion
by strapping a boob on a man?

785
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,269
Well, yes, believe it or not,

786
00:30:18,336 --> 00:30:20,158
it is less confusing
because of the texture

787
00:30:20,223 --> 00:30:21,238
Mom.

788
00:30:21,312 --> 00:30:23,199
...of the breast itself.

789
00:30:23,263 --> 00:30:27,006
Uh, I guess it's very,
uh, creative.

790
00:30:27,072 --> 00:30:28,020
It's very creative.

791
00:30:30,335 --> 00:30:34,525
A little birdie told me
that one of our guests here

792
00:30:34,592 --> 00:30:36,414
is a Tom Collins man.

793
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:38,937
Oh, for pity's sake.

794
00:30:39,007 --> 00:30:40,567
Isn't that nice, Jack?

795
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,200
That is nice. Thank you.

796
00:30:42,272 --> 00:30:45,588
All right. Wait. Don't drink.
I want to make a toast.

797
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:50,300
Now,
I had a vasectomy in 1974...

798
00:30:50,368 --> 00:30:51,383
'73, honey.

799
00:30:51,455 --> 00:30:52,568
You're right. '73.

800
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,323
So, unfortunately, I never had the
chance to procreate a daughter,

801
00:30:55,391 --> 00:30:56,569
but had I been able to,

802
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,160
I really
would've wanted a girl

803
00:30:59,231 --> 00:31:01,500
as sensitive
and as intelligent

804
00:31:01,663 --> 00:31:03,070
and as beautiful

805
00:31:03,327 --> 00:31:06,327
as this young lady
sitting right here before us.

806
00:31:06,784 --> 00:31:07,864
Thank you, Bernie.

807
00:31:07,936 --> 00:31:09,081
And if I might add...

808
00:31:09,152 --> 00:31:10,134
Greg.

809
00:31:10,528 --> 00:31:11,543
Yeah.

810
00:31:11,967 --> 00:31:13,374
I thought you had a sister?

811
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,382
Nope. No sister.

812
00:31:16,032 --> 00:31:17,439
You said you had a sister.

813
00:31:17,504 --> 00:31:19,643
You said
you milked your sister's cat.

814
00:31:24,224 --> 00:31:27,770
Okay, I'm not done yet.
What I'm trying to say is,

815
00:31:27,871 --> 00:31:30,522
it's taken far too long
to do this, you know,

816
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,694
but we're finally
all together.

817
00:31:33,248 --> 00:31:34,654
That's nice, honey.

818
00:31:35,199 --> 00:31:37,174
Oh, thank you.

819
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:39,773
All right, that's enough.

820
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,400
L'chaim, everyone.

821
00:31:41,471 --> 00:31:42,616
L'chaim!

822
00:31:42,687 --> 00:31:44,029
L'ha-ha.

823
00:31:44,095 --> 00:31:46,877
Like you have popcorn
stuck in the throat. It's a...

824
00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:48,500
Okay. To family.

825
00:31:50,432 --> 00:31:51,380
To family.

826
00:31:51,488 --> 00:31:52,470
Oh! I forgot.

827
00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:54,551
I want to say one more
thing about my vasectomy.

828
00:31:54,624 --> 00:31:55,801
Sit down.

829
00:31:55,871 --> 00:31:58,108
Honey,
get yourself over here.

830
00:31:58,176 --> 00:31:59,124
I went overboard?

831
00:31:59,199 --> 00:32:00,148
A little bit.

832
00:32:00,223 --> 00:32:02,907
You're so cute,
they'll forgive you anything.

833
00:32:03,135 --> 00:32:04,990
God! You're so beautiful.

834
00:32:05,055 --> 00:32:07,357
You are the sexiest woman
alive I know.

835
00:32:07,424 --> 00:32:10,174
You're just trying to
get me back into bed.

836
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,352
Or the hammock.

837
00:32:12,512 --> 00:32:14,202
This is
a delicious Tom Collins.

838
00:32:14,271 --> 00:32:16,508
What I did,
I used real lemon juice.

839
00:32:16,575 --> 00:32:18,485
It's from our trees here.
That's the secret.

840
00:32:18,559 --> 00:32:20,315
He was squeezing
all afternoon.

841
00:32:20,383 --> 00:32:21,496
Yeah. And, Jack,

842
00:32:21,568 --> 00:32:23,259
I managed to make some
lemon juice, too.

843
00:32:26,912 --> 00:32:28,406
Gay, you all right?

844
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,040
Honey, you okay?
Are you sure?

845
00:32:36,639 --> 00:32:38,101
Well, I think

846
00:32:38,176 --> 00:32:41,143
that Roz and Bernie seem like
very nice people.

847
00:32:41,216 --> 00:32:42,939
Oh! Very nice people.

848
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:45,237
A little off-color,
but very nice.

849
00:32:45,312 --> 00:32:47,035
Oh! But isn't it
wonderful, Jack?

850
00:32:47,103 --> 00:32:48,445
After all this buildup,

851
00:32:48,511 --> 00:32:50,072
the kids
are finally getting married.

852
00:32:50,143 --> 00:32:51,704
I feel so happy.

853
00:32:51,776 --> 00:32:53,631
Wait a second.
I think he just spoke.

854
00:32:53,696 --> 00:32:56,085
Little Jack,
were you about to speak?

855
00:32:58,879 --> 00:33:00,374
Nope,
just a little flatulence.

856
00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:01,876
What were you saying, honey?

857
00:33:01,951 --> 00:33:03,195
Nothing, dear.

858
00:33:04,991 --> 00:33:07,544
Guys, where are you going?

859
00:33:07,615 --> 00:33:10,233
We're checking out
Jack's macho-wacho trailer.

860
00:33:10,303 --> 00:33:11,830
Yeah.
I want to see that boob.

861
00:33:11,903 --> 00:33:13,910
Can I talk to you for a sec? Yeah.

862
00:33:13,983 --> 00:33:16,220
Hey, listen, don't let Moses
go in there. They have a cat.

863
00:33:16,288 --> 00:33:17,881
Moses is perfectly trained...

864
00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:19,643
Dad, he humps
everything that moves.

865
00:33:19,712 --> 00:33:20,956
Honey,
he's like his father.

866
00:33:21,024 --> 00:33:22,234
I never cheated on you.

867
00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:24,311
They're not listening to me.

868
00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:28,216
So, what's up?

869
00:33:28,287 --> 00:33:30,524
They seem to be getting along
really well, don't you think?

870
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:33,210
Yeah, they do. I know.
I kind of feel bad that I worried so much.

871
00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:34,621
Yeah. That was okay.

872
00:33:34,687 --> 00:33:35,931
What's going on?

873
00:33:37,375 --> 00:33:38,553
I'm pregnant.

874
00:33:38,687 --> 00:33:40,378
You're pregnant?

875
00:33:41,055 --> 00:33:42,877
I'm two weeks late.
I'm nauseous,

876
00:33:42,943 --> 00:33:44,699
my boobs hurt,
and I can smell everything.

877
00:33:44,768 --> 00:33:47,288
- You're gonna have a baby.
- Yeah. A baby.

878
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,116
Oh, we're gonna
have a little baby, a baby.

879
00:33:49,184 --> 00:33:50,296
I'm pregnant.

880
00:33:50,367 --> 00:33:51,774
I just... I...

881
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:55,828
Yeah.

882
00:33:57,824 --> 00:33:58,936
Oh, shit!

883
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,517
You realize your father
is going to kill me?

884
00:34:03,872 --> 00:34:05,279
No, no, no, no, no.

885
00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:07,733
He's not gonna find out because
we're not going to tell him.

886
00:34:07,808 --> 00:34:10,197
No, no, no, no, no. Come on.
He's a human lie detector.

887
00:34:10,271 --> 00:34:11,798
He lives to sniff out
stuff like this.

888
00:34:11,872 --> 00:34:13,050
We'll get
through this weekend,

889
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,167
we'll get through tomorrow.

890
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:16,444
And... and... and we'll tell
them on Sunday before we go.

891
00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:17,559
Okay? We'll tell them all.

892
00:34:17,632 --> 00:34:20,021
I just hate the idea of
keeping secrets from your dad.

893
00:34:20,096 --> 00:34:22,005
It's just one little secret.

894
00:34:22,816 --> 00:34:24,222
Oh! Hi, neighbors.

895
00:34:24,288 --> 00:34:25,368
Hello.

896
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,617
The Fockers, honey.

897
00:34:26,687 --> 00:34:28,094
A la fancy-shmancy.

898
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:29,468
Welcome to the chateau.

899
00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:31,608
No wonder they don't want
to sleep in our shit box.

900
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,890
Look at this place.

901
00:34:34,015 --> 00:34:36,404
I... I don't think the dog
is such a good idea.

902
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,902
Don't worry. Moses is more
of a lover than a fighter.

903
00:34:38,975 --> 00:34:40,536
- Jesus!
- Moses!

904
00:34:40,608 --> 00:34:42,877
He's always dreamt of me
having a white wedding.

905
00:34:42,944 --> 00:34:44,537
You don't know how upset
he's gonna be.

906
00:34:44,608 --> 00:34:45,623
No, I do know.

907
00:34:45,695 --> 00:34:47,867
Moses! Moses!

908
00:34:47,936 --> 00:34:48,918
Jinxy!

909
00:34:48,992 --> 00:34:50,999
Dad, I told you
to keep him out of the RV.

910
00:34:51,072 --> 00:34:52,381
He said he
wanted to see the RV.

911
00:34:52,447 --> 00:34:53,429
Dad!

912
00:34:53,504 --> 00:34:54,551
Moses! Moses!

913
00:34:54,623 --> 00:34:56,827
Get that goddamn dog
out of here!

914
00:34:59,935 --> 00:35:00,884
Mo!

915
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,512
Oh, God!

916
00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:04,729
Dad!

917
00:35:05,984 --> 00:35:06,932
Oh! Jinx.

918
00:35:07,007 --> 00:35:07,956
Jinx, don't do it.

919
00:35:08,031 --> 00:35:08,980
Jinxy, no.

920
00:35:09,056 --> 00:35:10,004
Don't do it!

921
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,028
No!

922
00:35:12,288 --> 00:35:14,939
Jesus! Moses! Hold on.

923
00:35:18,623 --> 00:35:20,347
Moses, hold on.
I'm gonna save you!

924
00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:21,757
The cat can flush?

925
00:35:22,175 --> 00:35:23,386
Oh, my God!

926
00:35:25,247 --> 00:35:26,262
Get out of the way!

927
00:35:26,336 --> 00:35:28,474
Hey! What the hell are you doing?
That's my toilet!

928
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:29,591
I got to get my dog!

929
00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:31,518
Forget your dog.
What about my toilet?

930
00:35:32,256 --> 00:35:33,204
Moses!

931
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,228
No! Stop the baby!
Stop the baby!

932
00:35:48,864 --> 00:35:50,009
He's alive!

933
00:35:51,392 --> 00:35:52,537
He's fine.

934
00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:55,063
So much for the protection
of our rolling safe house.

935
00:35:55,136 --> 00:35:57,689
Oh, honey, he was trying
to save his pet.

936
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,189
I mean, what if it was Jinxy

937
00:35:59,263 --> 00:36:00,605
who got flushed
into a toilet?

938
00:36:00,671 --> 00:36:02,776
Mr. Jinx has had
extensive aquatic training.

939
00:36:02,847 --> 00:36:05,630
He would have known exactly what
to do in the event of a submersion.

940
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,375
20-minute warning for dinner,
guys.

941
00:36:12,447 --> 00:36:14,302
Sorry about
the trailer, Jack.

942
00:36:15,392 --> 00:36:17,082
Muskrat.

943
00:36:19,296 --> 00:36:20,670
It's okay, Bernard.

944
00:36:22,272 --> 00:36:24,246
There's no way we're not
telling him this weekend.

945
00:36:24,319 --> 00:36:25,880
I know.
That's what I was saying.

946
00:36:25,952 --> 00:36:26,966
So, what do you wanna do?

947
00:36:27,039 --> 00:36:28,981
I'm not sure.
I never thought this'd be an issue.

948
00:36:29,055 --> 00:36:30,965
I thought we'd be married
before we got pregnant.

949
00:36:31,039 --> 00:36:32,250
Hey.
What?

950
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,672
Why don't we move
the wedding up to next month?

951
00:36:35,743 --> 00:36:36,758
What?

952
00:36:36,832 --> 00:36:37,879
Then we'll tell your dad

953
00:36:37,951 --> 00:36:39,839
you got pregnant
on the honeymoon.

954
00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:41,942
Oh, my God, yeah,
that could work.

955
00:36:42,016 --> 00:36:43,445
Yeah. It's perfect, right?
Yeah.

956
00:36:43,519 --> 00:36:44,861
Okay. Good.
Just follow my lead.

957
00:36:44,927 --> 00:36:46,356
Okay.
Okay.

958
00:36:48,767 --> 00:36:51,582
Without further ado,
my famous Focker Fondue.

959
00:36:53,023 --> 00:36:55,031
Come on, dig in. Come on.
Get it while it's hot.

960
00:36:55,104 --> 00:36:58,137
That is so impressive, Bernie.
Did you do that yourself?

961
00:36:58,207 --> 00:37:00,029
Oh, sure.
Oh! I love to cook.

962
00:37:00,095 --> 00:37:01,175
I can't even fry an egg.

963
00:37:01,247 --> 00:37:02,196
True.

964
00:37:02,271 --> 00:37:03,384
I burn cornflakes.

965
00:37:03,648 --> 00:37:05,622
I'm amazed
he finds the time to cook

966
00:37:05,695 --> 00:37:07,637
with such a high-powered
legal career.

967
00:37:07,807 --> 00:37:08,822
High-powered?

968
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,389
I wouldn't exactly call...
Uh-oh!

969
00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:12,187
You kicked me.
Why did you kick me?

970
00:37:12,255 --> 00:37:15,386
I kick... kicked you
because you're being modest

971
00:37:15,455 --> 00:37:18,139
and you should tell people that
you are a good lawyer, which he is,

972
00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:19,702
and he has fought

973
00:37:19,872 --> 00:37:21,628
some really big,
important legal battles.

974
00:37:21,696 --> 00:37:23,932
Truth is, Jack, when Gay was
born, I stopped practicing

975
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,269
and became
a stay-at-home dad.

976
00:37:26,367 --> 00:37:27,480
Oh, believe me,

977
00:37:27,552 --> 00:37:29,079
he won a trial or two
in his day.

978
00:37:29,151 --> 00:37:30,777
Oh!
Extremely good trial lawyer.

979
00:37:30,847 --> 00:37:32,309
A regular Clarence Darrow.

980
00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:33,790
So Roz was
the primary breadwinner

981
00:37:33,856 --> 00:37:35,350
and you didn't have a job?

982
00:37:35,424 --> 00:37:36,569
Dad.

983
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,673
Honey, come on, you could say
he had the hardest job.

984
00:37:39,807 --> 00:37:41,334
Oh, he's... he's just kidding.

985
00:37:41,407 --> 00:37:42,617
Of course, I'm... Yes.

986
00:37:42,687 --> 00:37:44,956
Why don't we jump into
the topic of the hour, hmm,

987
00:37:45,024 --> 00:37:46,234
the big
Focker-Byrnes wedding.

988
00:37:46,304 --> 00:37:47,449
Yes. Good.

989
00:37:48,064 --> 00:37:50,552
I know we've been talking
about a... a fall wedding...

990
00:37:54,176 --> 00:37:55,353
Is that Isabel?

991
00:37:55,423 --> 00:37:57,595
Oh, yeah. Our former
housekeeper, Isabel.

992
00:37:57,664 --> 00:38:00,249
You know, she has her own catering
business now, isn't that great?

993
00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:03,221
And... and I asked her to come and
help Bernie in the kitchen this weekend.

994
00:38:03,295 --> 00:38:04,572
You didn't tell me
she was here.

995
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,582
Gay had a monster crush on
her when he was a teenager.

996
00:38:06,656 --> 00:38:07,638
Really?

997
00:38:07,712 --> 00:38:09,305
I didn't have
any monster crush.

998
00:38:09,376 --> 00:38:10,717
You didn't tell me
about that.

999
00:38:10,783 --> 00:38:11,831
Yeah. Because it's not true.

1000
00:38:11,904 --> 00:38:14,773
Oh, not true? Then I didn't catch you
doing baziga to her passport photo

1001
00:38:14,848 --> 00:38:15,830
when you were, what, 13?

1002
00:38:15,904 --> 00:38:16,852
Honey, stop.

1003
00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:18,171
I walk in the door...

1004
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,287
Where is he?

1005
00:38:19,359 --> 00:38:20,853
Oh, there's my baby!

1006
00:38:20,927 --> 00:38:21,975
Hey!

1007
00:38:27,008 --> 00:38:28,349
Good to see you.

1008
00:38:28,832 --> 00:38:29,780
Good to see you.

1009
00:38:29,856 --> 00:38:31,383
I... I haven't
seen you in years.

1010
00:38:31,456 --> 00:38:32,404
I know.

1011
00:38:32,543 --> 00:38:33,885
Yes, you...

1012
00:38:33,952 --> 00:38:36,123
Wow! Yeah. Look at you.
You look...

1013
00:38:36,191 --> 00:38:37,173
I know.

1014
00:38:37,247 --> 00:38:38,229
Yeah. You look...

1015
00:38:38,303 --> 00:38:39,481
- I had a boob job.
- Wow.

1016
00:38:40,768 --> 00:38:42,142
Yeah. Yeah.

1017
00:38:42,592 --> 00:38:45,014
Hey! This is, uh,
Dina and Jack Byrnes.

1018
00:38:45,087 --> 00:38:46,102
Mucho gusto.

1019
00:38:46,176 --> 00:38:47,124
Hi, Isabel.

1020
00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:48,148
Mucho gusto.

1021
00:38:48,223 --> 00:38:51,071
And this is Pam Byrnes,
my fiancée.

1022
00:38:51,135 --> 00:38:53,045
Encantada.

1023
00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:54,908
Nice to meet you, too.

1024
00:38:55,487 --> 00:38:58,782
Not yet married,
and already a little one?

1025
00:38:59,423 --> 00:39:01,790
And he is
a handsome little Focker.

1026
00:39:02,944 --> 00:39:03,926
See?

1027
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,210
Oh, no. He's not a Focker.

1028
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,589
Yeah, no.
He's not mine.

1029
00:39:06,655 --> 00:39:09,044
And still you stayed
to raise her child?

1030
00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:10,198
Good for you.

1031
00:39:10,272 --> 00:39:11,581
No, he's Pam's nephew.

1032
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,047
He has no connection
to Greg whatsoever.

1033
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,483
I love you, too.

1034
00:39:19,551 --> 00:39:21,210
Mama! Mama!
Mama!

1035
00:39:23,296 --> 00:39:24,702
Little Jack, no.

1036
00:39:24,768 --> 00:39:26,142
Those aren't for you.

1037
00:39:30,399 --> 00:39:31,348
Oh.

1038
00:39:31,648 --> 00:39:32,596
Mom.

1039
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,776
I think I'll take
him inside.

1040
00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:36,249
Good idea.

1041
00:39:38,847 --> 00:39:41,662
You're a very
lucky woman, Pam.

1042
00:39:41,727 --> 00:39:43,735
He's very special,
this one.

1043
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,810
I think so, too.

1044
00:39:46,879 --> 00:39:49,148
Oh, I could tell you
some stories about him.

1045
00:39:49,216 --> 00:39:50,328
Really?

1046
00:39:50,944 --> 00:39:52,799
Oh, she's just
being silly.

1047
00:39:52,927 --> 00:39:54,520
Nice to meet you all.

1048
00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:55,999
Nice to meet you.

1049
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,615
So sweet. Oh! So sweet.

1050
00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:03,003
Hey, do you guys
want some more, uh, wine?

1051
00:40:03,616 --> 00:40:06,398
Mas vino por la mama, si.

1052
00:40:06,816 --> 00:40:07,764
Hey.

1053
00:40:08,032 --> 00:40:10,137
Hey, you did good, Greg.

1054
00:40:10,207 --> 00:40:12,094
She's very pretty,
this one, huh?

1055
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,461
Yeah, she's, uh,
she's really great.

1056
00:40:14,528 --> 00:40:15,510
Really great.

1057
00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:18,104
Can you believe
it's been 15 years?

1058
00:40:19,871 --> 00:40:22,173
So many wonderful memories
from those days.

1059
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,574
Yes. Yes, lot of wonderful,

1060
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,185
kind of private memories.

1061
00:40:28,255 --> 00:40:32,347
So, you never told
your fiancée about us, huh?

1062
00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:34,041
Um, no, I don't think I did.

1063
00:40:34,111 --> 00:40:36,380
I don't, I think, I don't think
it ever came up on my end.

1064
00:40:36,447 --> 00:40:38,749
Not that I didn't want her to know.
It just, never really...

1065
00:40:38,815 --> 00:40:41,019
Yeah, and not that, I... I mean,
not that it wasn't great.

1066
00:40:41,087 --> 00:40:43,226
It was really, you know,
for me it was like...

1067
00:40:43,296 --> 00:40:44,670
And you were so

1068
00:40:44,735 --> 00:40:46,262
helpful and... and...

1069
00:40:46,335 --> 00:40:47,612
Don't you worry, baby.

1070
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,087
Your secret's safe with me.

1071
00:40:49,183 --> 00:40:50,132
Okay.

1072
00:40:50,431 --> 00:40:51,860
There's no secrets.
But, good, yeah,

1073
00:40:51,936 --> 00:40:53,878
maybe if we keep it quiet
this weekend and then...

1074
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,959
Because, yeah, I don't want
Pam to feel uncomfortable.

1075
00:40:56,032 --> 00:40:58,901
And then later, when it's the proper,
you know, setting, I can...

1076
00:40:58,975 --> 00:41:01,430
Okay, yeah, okay, good.
And, uh...

1077
00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:02,708
Good.

1078
00:41:02,944 --> 00:41:05,911
Oh, and fondue, fondue
is going... is goin' over.

1079
00:41:05,984 --> 00:41:08,188
Gay, you're just in time
to hear me tell the gang

1080
00:41:08,256 --> 00:41:10,165
how you lost
your virginity to Isabel.

1081
00:41:12,831 --> 00:41:15,198
He was 19. A late bloomer.

1082
00:41:16,159 --> 00:41:17,948
You slept with Isabel?

1083
00:41:18,015 --> 00:41:19,542
We were relieved.

1084
00:41:20,064 --> 00:41:21,973
Why... why would you,
why... why would you bring that up?

1085
00:41:22,048 --> 00:41:23,030
What's the problem?

1086
00:41:23,104 --> 00:41:24,413
It was, what, 15 years ago.

1087
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,854
Honey, your father thought

1088
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,196
that it'd be fun
to share stories

1089
00:41:27,263 --> 00:41:28,473
about our first time.

1090
00:41:28,639 --> 00:41:31,095
Really? That sounds like fun.
That's...

1091
00:41:31,167 --> 00:41:32,793
That's fine.

1092
00:41:32,864 --> 00:41:35,231
Come on, tell us how you
popped your cherry. Come on.

1093
00:41:35,903 --> 00:41:37,147
I really don't feel
comfortable

1094
00:41:37,215 --> 00:41:38,622
discussing that
with you, Bernard.

1095
00:41:38,687 --> 00:41:41,469
You know what? I suggest that we
get back to talking about the wedding.

1096
00:41:41,536 --> 00:41:42,942
Thank you, Bernie.

1097
00:41:44,191 --> 00:41:45,271
What?

1098
00:41:45,344 --> 00:41:47,483
Mom, didn't you just take
Little Jack back to the room?

1099
00:41:47,552 --> 00:41:49,308
I'm monitoring him
from a high-powered

1100
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:51,547
multidirectional microphone
planted in his crib.

1101
00:41:51,615 --> 00:41:54,135
Oh, baby monitors.
Hidden cameras.

1102
00:41:54,207 --> 00:41:56,411
Whatever happened to a
little thing called privacy?

1103
00:41:56,479 --> 00:41:58,454
Bernie, surveillance technology
has helped protect

1104
00:41:58,528 --> 00:41:59,706
a lot of the freedoms

1105
00:41:59,776 --> 00:42:01,630
that we as Americans
take advantage of today.

1106
00:42:05,152 --> 00:42:07,061
He's right.
It has been good.

1107
00:42:09,632 --> 00:42:11,836
Son, that is bullcrap
in a chef's salad.

1108
00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,621
Jack, tell me one smart thing
the CLIA has done

1109
00:42:14,688 --> 00:42:16,957
and I'll give you
the deed to her house.

1110
00:42:17,024 --> 00:42:18,268
The CLIA?

1111
00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:20,475
The Central Lack
of Intelligence Agency.

1112
00:42:29,696 --> 00:42:31,638
I think that baby might need
a couple of pulls

1113
00:42:31,712 --> 00:42:33,206
on that knocker
of yours, Jack.

1114
00:42:35,904 --> 00:42:36,886
No, it's okay.

1115
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,007
We're Ferberizing him.

1116
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,509
- You're what?
- The Ferber method.

1117
00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:42,202
You let him cry it out.
This way he doesn't depend on coddling.

1118
00:42:42,272 --> 00:42:44,443
On the other hand,
the Continuum Concept

1119
00:42:44,512 --> 00:42:46,203
shows that a baby benefits

1120
00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:48,574
more from constant
physical contact.

1121
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:49,588
Oh.

1122
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,934
We use the Ferber Method.

1123
00:42:52,063 --> 00:42:53,470
We used the Focker Method.

1124
00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:55,354
We hugged and kissed
that little prince

1125
00:42:55,424 --> 00:42:57,050
like there was no tomorrow.

1126
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,526
We Fockerized him.

1127
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,600
That's right.

1128
00:43:00,672 --> 00:43:02,712
Greggy practically slept
in our bed till he was 10.

1129
00:43:02,784 --> 00:43:03,732
Oh, my God!

1130
00:43:03,808 --> 00:43:05,466
Oh, I don't think
it was quite that long.

1131
00:43:05,535 --> 00:43:06,484
Yes, it was.

1132
00:43:06,559 --> 00:43:07,541
No, it wasn't 10.

1133
00:43:07,615 --> 00:43:09,176
Nine-and-a-half, at least.

1134
00:43:09,248 --> 00:43:10,327
Mom, I don't think so.

1135
00:43:10,399 --> 00:43:12,538
I didn't sleep
in their bed all that time.

1136
00:43:12,607 --> 00:43:13,981
Bernie, get the photo album.

1137
00:43:14,048 --> 00:43:15,127
I'm one step ahead of you.

1138
00:43:15,199 --> 00:43:17,916
No, no, no,
we're eating dinner, come on.

1139
00:43:18,816 --> 00:43:20,190
These are the curls

1140
00:43:20,255 --> 00:43:21,979
from his first trip
to the barbershop.

1141
00:43:22,048 --> 00:43:23,706
Nobody wants to see this.

1142
00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:25,564
Oh, and you kept
all of his baby teeth.

1143
00:43:25,632 --> 00:43:27,290
Look at his
darling little teeth,

1144
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,400
isn't that sweet?

1145
00:43:29,472 --> 00:43:32,505
Uh-oh, somebody looks
very grumpy there.

1146
00:43:32,575 --> 00:43:34,102
Oh, that's Gay with the mohel.

1147
00:43:34,176 --> 00:43:35,223
- The mohel?
- No.

1148
00:43:35,295 --> 00:43:38,361
He's the man who snips
the baby's little winkydink.

1149
00:43:38,431 --> 00:43:40,886
See, that's Greg getting
circumcised, right here.

1150
00:43:40,959 --> 00:43:42,934
We had the ceremony
at my parents' house

1151
00:43:43,008 --> 00:43:44,764
but there was a cold snap
and... Tell him.

1152
00:43:44,832 --> 00:43:45,912
The heater conked out.

1153
00:43:45,984 --> 00:43:46,966
Mom.

1154
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,341
No matter how hard he tried,
the mohel couldn't coax

1155
00:43:49,407 --> 00:43:51,611
Greg's tiny little turtle
from its shell.

1156
00:43:51,679 --> 00:43:54,046
You know what?
Let's not talk about the tiny turtle, okay?

1157
00:43:54,111 --> 00:43:55,224
Let's... This is dinner.

1158
00:43:55,296 --> 00:43:57,914
Honey, half the people
at this table have penises.

1159
00:43:57,983 --> 00:43:59,641
Mom, control yourself.

1160
00:43:59,711 --> 00:44:02,078
Roz, he's right.
You're embarrassing him.

1161
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,869
Okay, I'm sorry.

1162
00:44:03,936 --> 00:44:06,936
Make a long story short, Jack,
he wound up with a semicirc.

1163
00:44:09,344 --> 00:44:10,554
What's a semicirc?

1164
00:44:10,623 --> 00:44:11,834
I can't wait to hear this.

1165
00:44:11,904 --> 00:44:14,751
What? It's a cross between
an ant eater and...

1166
00:44:14,815 --> 00:44:16,222
A German Army helmet.

1167
00:44:19,711 --> 00:44:21,140
But, honey... Oh!

1168
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,313
You wanted to talk
about the wedding, right?

1169
00:44:26,335 --> 00:44:28,921
Don't tell me you kept
his umbilical cord.

1170
00:44:28,992 --> 00:44:31,196
Of course not,
that's Greg's foreskin.

1171
00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:34,687
All right, you know what? That's it.
That's... that's enough humiliation.

1172
00:44:34,752 --> 00:44:35,996
Honey, stop.
We're having fun.

1173
00:44:36,064 --> 00:44:37,012
No, I'm not having fun.

1174
00:44:37,087 --> 00:44:37,916
Why deny us our memories?

1175
00:44:37,984 --> 00:44:38,932
Because we're done!

1176
00:44:46,911 --> 00:44:48,821
Anyone in the mood
for Chinese?

1177
00:44:50,464 --> 00:44:51,412
You told me
your first time

1178
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,491
was with the Danish transfer
student in high school.

1179
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,316
Yeah, well, you weren't
exactly forthcoming

1180
00:44:56,384 --> 00:44:57,693
about your engagement
with Kevin.

1181
00:44:57,759 --> 00:44:59,614
Yeah, well,
he wasn't my babysitter.

1182
00:44:59,679 --> 00:45:01,337
Okay, I should have
told you, all right.

1183
00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:02,902
Can we just let
it go, please?

1184
00:45:02,975 --> 00:45:05,725
We both got enough stuff
to deal with this weekend.

1185
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,607
Oh, hi, Jack.

1186
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:12,662
Hello, Greg.

1187
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:14,905
Funny dinner, huh?

1188
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,018
How do you mean?

1189
00:45:17,088 --> 00:45:19,739
I know that you are studying my
family like the frozen caveman.

1190
00:45:19,808 --> 00:45:21,782
So, I just, I don't want
you to be worried, okay?

1191
00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:24,375
I mean, they're
a little quirky,

1192
00:45:24,447 --> 00:45:26,008
but they... they're
well-intentioned

1193
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,989
and... and I think
they're just nervous and...

1194
00:45:28,064 --> 00:45:30,333
Greg, I am sure tomorrow
will be a better day.

1195
00:45:30,399 --> 00:45:31,708
I'm sorry, ma'am.

1196
00:45:31,775 --> 00:45:33,564
I thought you
ordered room service.

1197
00:45:33,631 --> 00:45:34,875
Are you sure
you don't want

1198
00:45:34,943 --> 00:45:36,798
any whipped cream
with your sundae?

1199
00:45:37,887 --> 00:45:38,902
Bern, stop it!

1200
00:45:38,976 --> 00:45:40,983
Who's Bern?
I'm Chad, the bellhop.

1201
00:45:41,055 --> 00:45:42,746
Oh, no, come on,
we did that last week.

1202
00:45:42,816 --> 00:45:44,605
Can't you be
Sam the carpet-cleaning man?

1203
00:45:44,672 --> 00:45:47,290
It's illogical. Why would a carpet
cleaner have whipped cream?

1204
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,440
Well, improvise, honey.

1205
00:45:48,512 --> 00:45:49,460
Good evening, miss.

1206
00:45:49,536 --> 00:45:50,812
I'm here to clean
your carpet.

1207
00:45:52,704 --> 00:45:55,322
Do you mind if I put some
foam down on your rug?

1208
00:45:55,392 --> 00:45:56,668
I don't mind at all.

1209
00:45:56,735 --> 00:45:57,717
Good night, Greg.

1210
00:45:57,791 --> 00:45:58,773
Okay, sleep well, Jack.

1211
00:45:58,847 --> 00:46:01,019
How long... how long have you
worked in this hotel?

1212
00:46:01,696 --> 00:46:03,801
It's time to put some snow
on your mountains.

1213
00:46:03,872 --> 00:46:05,530
Come on, I'm gonna get
some whipped cream

1214
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,548
on those Tetons.

1215
00:46:08,416 --> 00:46:09,343
Guys!

1216
00:46:09,407 --> 00:46:11,229
Come back in the morning,
tootsie roll.

1217
00:46:11,296 --> 00:46:13,205
Gay, you see
the cowboy hat on the door?

1218
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,589
Cowboy hat is off the door!

1219
00:46:14,655 --> 00:46:15,997
No cowboy hat this weekend!

1220
00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:17,242
I'm coming in!

1221
00:46:17,312 --> 00:46:19,134
Just stop doing
what you're doing!

1222
00:46:20,096 --> 00:46:21,078
Oh!

1223
00:46:21,152 --> 00:46:22,329
Come on, man, you know

1224
00:46:22,399 --> 00:46:24,636
what that cowboy hat
on the door means.

1225
00:46:24,704 --> 00:46:26,133
Will you please
help me out here?

1226
00:46:26,208 --> 00:46:27,996
What?
We're just being ourselves.

1227
00:46:28,063 --> 00:46:29,209
Mom, mom, please...

1228
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,905
I think he's saying
not to be ourselves.

1229
00:46:30,975 --> 00:46:31,990
Yes, be yourselves

1230
00:46:32,064 --> 00:46:33,471
but be yourself in a way

1231
00:46:33,536 --> 00:46:35,674
that's a little less than
being your full selves, okay.

1232
00:46:35,743 --> 00:46:37,020
I don't understand this.

1233
00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:38,810
I mean, why you're so
afraid of this Jack?

1234
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,952
You've been kissing his ass
ever since you got here.

1235
00:46:41,024 --> 00:46:42,300
Mom, I'm not afraid
of him, okay.

1236
00:46:42,368 --> 00:46:43,350
- It's not true.
- It is true.

1237
00:46:43,423 --> 00:46:45,562
I can't believe you went
duck-hunting with him.

1238
00:46:45,631 --> 00:46:46,973
Our people
don't shoot ducks.

1239
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,462
Just make Jack feel a little
more comfortable here, okay?

1240
00:46:49,535 --> 00:46:50,997
So you don't want us
to be ourselves?

1241
00:46:51,072 --> 00:46:53,014
No, I just don't want you
to break his RV, Dad,

1242
00:46:53,088 --> 00:46:55,062
and... and... and reveal
that I had sex with Isabel

1243
00:46:55,135 --> 00:46:57,852
and play weird sex games that
everybody can hear in the house.

1244
00:46:57,919 --> 00:46:58,901
Mom... Mom, please.

1245
00:46:58,975 --> 00:47:00,917
If you ask me,
it wouldn't be so bad

1246
00:47:00,991 --> 00:47:02,420
if your future in-laws
heard this.

1247
00:47:02,496 --> 00:47:03,444
Do me a favor.

1248
00:47:03,519 --> 00:47:06,040
Just don't therapize the Byrneses
this weekend at all, okay?

1249
00:47:06,111 --> 00:47:07,322
All I'm saying is,

1250
00:47:07,392 --> 00:47:08,853
a few minutes
of concentrated work

1251
00:47:08,927 --> 00:47:09,942
with him and Dina,

1252
00:47:10,016 --> 00:47:11,772
she could get him
to blow like Krakatoa.

1253
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,815
Right, okay, yeah,
you know what?

1254
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,062
One day, just give me
one day, okay,

1255
00:47:16,128 --> 00:47:17,372
without any complications.

1256
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,262
We get through it,
everybody goes off,

1257
00:47:19,327 --> 00:47:20,985
we go on with our lives.
Can we do that?

1258
00:47:21,055 --> 00:47:22,430
All right.
You got it, dude.

1259
00:47:22,496 --> 00:47:23,641
Thank you, okay.

1260
00:47:23,712 --> 00:47:26,133
Hon, put the hat
back on the door, okay?

1261
00:47:26,207 --> 00:47:28,574
No mom.
No cowboy hat this weekend.

1262
00:47:28,672 --> 00:47:30,494
Okay, but tonight
doesn't count.

1263
00:47:31,871 --> 00:47:33,016
All aboard.

1264
00:47:44,128 --> 00:47:45,502
Morning, partner.

1265
00:47:47,839 --> 00:47:48,788
Morning.

1266
00:47:49,888 --> 00:47:50,968
Sleep okay?

1267
00:47:51,775 --> 00:47:53,597
I slept all right,
thank you.

1268
00:47:59,744 --> 00:48:01,402
It's nice, all of us
being here together,

1269
00:48:01,471 --> 00:48:02,748
don't you think?

1270
00:48:03,872 --> 00:48:06,293
Bernard, do you mind
if I have some privacy?

1271
00:48:06,752 --> 00:48:07,864
Almost done.

1272
00:48:15,808 --> 00:48:17,368
Bernie,
this fritatta is wonderful.

1273
00:48:17,439 --> 00:48:18,388
What's in it?

1274
00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:20,569
Well, a lot of the taste comes
from this old skillet.

1275
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:21,687
I've never washed it.

1276
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,134
Hey, guys,

1277
00:48:23,295 --> 00:48:25,270
can I have everybody's
attention, please?

1278
00:48:25,344 --> 00:48:27,231
Gay, be back in a second.

1279
00:48:27,711 --> 00:48:29,654
Okay, Dad. All right.

1280
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,320
Uh, so...

1281
00:48:31,808 --> 00:48:33,880
Mom, I know we've been...
we've been talking about

1282
00:48:33,952 --> 00:48:36,123
having the, uh,
wedding in October,

1283
00:48:36,191 --> 00:48:38,101
but Pam and I
have been doing a little thinkin'

1284
00:48:38,176 --> 00:48:39,485
and playing around
with some ideas

1285
00:48:39,552 --> 00:48:41,526
and, uh, we're thinking
of moving it up to June.

1286
00:48:41,599 --> 00:48:42,581
Nice.

1287
00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:43,604
This June?

1288
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:44,923
Yeah.
Yeah.

1289
00:48:44,991 --> 00:48:47,097
That's... that's in a month.

1290
00:48:47,263 --> 00:48:49,019
I always wanted
a spring wedding, you know.

1291
00:48:49,088 --> 00:48:51,477
Well, that's great, so we can
announce it at the party tonight.

1292
00:48:51,551 --> 00:48:52,500
Good idea.

1293
00:48:52,576 --> 00:48:53,558
Wait, what party?

1294
00:48:53,631 --> 00:48:54,580
Jack!

1295
00:48:55,072 --> 00:48:56,184
Let's play football!

1296
00:48:56,255 --> 00:48:57,597
Oh, your father
and I are throwing

1297
00:48:57,663 --> 00:48:59,038
a little
engagement soirée

1298
00:48:59,104 --> 00:49:00,631
for you two lovebirds.

1299
00:49:00,703 --> 00:49:02,492
Look at that.

1300
00:49:02,559 --> 00:49:05,145
That's so sweet.
Thank you, guys.

1301
00:49:05,216 --> 00:49:07,420
I thought we were just having
a nice quiet dinner.

1302
00:49:07,488 --> 00:49:09,211
It was supposed
to be a surprise.

1303
00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:11,483
The phone keeps ringing,
the list keeps growing.

1304
00:49:11,551 --> 00:49:13,493
Yeah, now,
it's up to 50 Fockers.

1305
00:49:13,567 --> 00:49:15,901
When were you going to tell us
about this?

1306
00:49:15,968 --> 00:49:19,066
50 Fockers.
What could be better?

1307
00:49:19,743 --> 00:49:21,751
Dad, what are you doing?
We never play football.

1308
00:49:21,823 --> 00:49:23,678
I'm trying to cement
relationships here.

1309
00:49:23,743 --> 00:49:25,532
Jack said
he was into footy ball.

1310
00:49:25,599 --> 00:49:27,966
Let's show El Stiffo
how we play the game.

1311
00:49:28,031 --> 00:49:28,980
Footy ball?

1312
00:49:29,056 --> 00:49:30,430
Come on, come on,
let's play!

1313
00:49:30,495 --> 00:49:31,673
I'm feeling a little tired.

1314
00:49:31,744 --> 00:49:33,686
I think I'll sit it out
with Little Jack, okay?

1315
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,320
Honey, you want me to
keep you company?

1316
00:49:35,392 --> 00:49:36,821
No, Dina, come on,

1317
00:49:36,896 --> 00:49:38,652
you and I will take on
Jack and Roz.

1318
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:41,567
Come on, Jack, it'll be fun,
we'll swap wives.

1319
00:49:41,631 --> 00:49:44,348
Don't worry, you'll get her
back after the game.

1320
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,618
Fine, we'll play
three on two.

1321
00:49:46,688 --> 00:49:48,510
But someone needs to be
official quarterback.

1322
00:49:48,576 --> 00:49:49,558
Gay goes both ways.

1323
00:49:49,632 --> 00:49:50,842
I'll bet he does.

1324
00:49:53,024 --> 00:49:55,195
One, two. Hut.

1325
00:50:15,488 --> 00:50:16,470
Come on.

1326
00:50:16,543 --> 00:50:19,031
I'll run a down-and-in,
draw in the defense,

1327
00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:21,591
then you'll hit Roz
here in the end zone for a TD.

1328
00:50:21,664 --> 00:50:23,671
What do you mean?
He hits me where with a what?

1329
00:50:23,744 --> 00:50:25,883
I'll throw you the ball,
you try to catch it, okay.

1330
00:50:25,952 --> 00:50:27,806
- You want me to catch?
- Yeah.

1331
00:50:27,872 --> 00:50:28,820
On two. Ready?

1332
00:50:28,896 --> 00:50:29,943
Yes.

1333
00:50:30,015 --> 00:50:31,870
Hut one, hut two, hike!

1334
00:50:33,984 --> 00:50:35,445
Come on, this way!

1335
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,862
That way, that way,
that way.

1336
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,312
You remember
that time in the park?

1337
00:50:44,383 --> 00:50:45,910
You remember that time
in the park?

1338
00:50:45,983 --> 00:50:47,707
Guys, come on, come on,
cut it out.

1339
00:50:47,936 --> 00:50:48,983
I'm so proud of you.

1340
00:50:49,152 --> 00:50:50,199
I caught the ball.

1341
00:50:50,272 --> 00:50:51,963
Mom, come on.

1342
00:50:52,032 --> 00:50:53,144
I caught the ball!

1343
00:50:53,215 --> 00:50:54,263
Come on, huddle up.

1344
00:50:54,335 --> 00:50:56,408
No, I'm bored. Here!

1345
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,822
Dina, come on, let's go.

1346
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:58,902
You want a spritzer?

1347
00:50:58,975 --> 00:51:00,666
What? Oh, a spritzer.

1348
00:51:00,735 --> 00:51:01,684
That sounds yummy.

1349
00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:03,669
All right, come on.
Dad, you got to focus, all right?

1350
00:51:03,744 --> 00:51:05,500
He's beating you
down the field every time.

1351
00:51:05,568 --> 00:51:06,877
You want me to
be macho-wacho?

1352
00:51:06,944 --> 00:51:09,694
No. What? Have I ever said the
words macho-wacho to you in my life?

1353
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,004
- I got it.
- What?

1354
00:51:11,072 --> 00:51:12,413
I won't disappoint you.

1355
00:51:13,312 --> 00:51:15,581
Okay, let's try again,
I'm gonna run a stop and go.

1356
00:51:15,647 --> 00:51:17,109
Fake the short pass,
then hit me here

1357
00:51:17,184 --> 00:51:18,493
in the end zone
with a Hail Mary.

1358
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,508
Okay, got that.

1359
00:51:19,583 --> 00:51:20,860
Yeah, we keep
running that play.

1360
00:51:20,928 --> 00:51:22,237
You want to mix
it up a little?

1361
00:51:22,304 --> 00:51:24,344
No, I don't. I've exposed
Bernie's weakness

1362
00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:25,823
and I want to take advantage
of it.

1363
00:51:25,888 --> 00:51:28,703
Exposed his weakness.
Okay, okay. On four?

1364
00:51:28,768 --> 00:51:29,716
Four.

1365
00:51:40,863 --> 00:51:43,384
Just you and me, Jack.
Mano a mano.

1366
00:51:44,287 --> 00:51:46,327
You think you can take me,
Flowerman?

1367
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,669
I'm pretty sure I can,
Mr. Mom.

1368
00:51:49,536 --> 00:51:51,325
You're going down,
Bernsie-boy.

1369
00:51:51,392 --> 00:51:53,148
I'm going to
rearrange your bouquet.

1370
00:51:55,584 --> 00:51:56,860
Sell the pump fake, Greg,

1371
00:51:56,927 --> 00:51:58,782
'cause that Focker's gonna bite.

1372
00:52:09,311 --> 00:52:14,068
Hut one, hut two,
hut three, hut four. Hike!

1373
00:52:39,904 --> 00:52:42,489
Oh, my God!
Are you all right?

1374
00:52:44,031 --> 00:52:44,980
Shit!

1375
00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:49,976
Hey, Jack, you okay?

1376
00:52:50,112 --> 00:52:51,868
I'm fine, Greg, thank you.

1377
00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:54,008
I see that kind of injury
all the time at the hospital.

1378
00:52:54,079 --> 00:52:56,021
I wish you'd let me
give you a quick exam.

1379
00:52:56,095 --> 00:52:58,070
No, I'm, I'm fine.

1380
00:52:58,144 --> 00:53:00,959
I told you I'll have my doctor
look at it when I get home.

1381
00:53:01,792 --> 00:53:02,740
Okay.

1382
00:53:03,327 --> 00:53:06,644
You know, it's amazing how your father
anticipated the pump fake like that.

1383
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:09,207
It's almost like
he knew it was coming.

1384
00:53:11,136 --> 00:53:14,714
Well, he definitely takes
competition seriously.

1385
00:53:15,936 --> 00:53:18,075
How a man handles himself
on the football field

1386
00:53:18,144 --> 00:53:20,053
says a lot
about his character.

1387
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,629
Know what I mean?

1388
00:53:22,975 --> 00:53:24,055
Okay.

1389
00:53:27,935 --> 00:53:29,212
- Hey.
- Hey.

1390
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,287
We got him, didn't we,
dude, huh?

1391
00:53:31,359 --> 00:53:32,886
Was he impressed?

1392
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,869
No, Dad, he wasn't.
That was a really hard shot.

1393
00:53:34,943 --> 00:53:36,437
You could've hurt him.

1394
00:53:36,511 --> 00:53:38,235
I just wanted it
to be a fun game

1395
00:53:38,304 --> 00:53:39,580
but you wanted to win,

1396
00:53:39,647 --> 00:53:41,403
so, you know,
you got me all steamed up.

1397
00:53:41,471 --> 00:53:43,227
No, I asked you to play
a little defense,

1398
00:53:43,295 --> 00:53:45,335
I didn't ask you to turn it
into a blood sport.

1399
00:53:45,407 --> 00:53:47,546
I play too easy.
I play too hard.

1400
00:53:47,616 --> 00:53:49,721
What are you really
asking me to do, Gaylord?

1401
00:53:49,792 --> 00:53:51,483
I'm not asking
anything of you, Dad.

1402
00:53:51,552 --> 00:53:53,461
Just... just go down there
and apologize to him, okay?

1403
00:53:53,535 --> 00:53:55,161
He thinks it
was a cheap shot.

1404
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,054
Sure. Okay.
Whatever you say.

1405
00:53:57,375 --> 00:53:58,324
Okay.

1406
00:54:00,192 --> 00:54:01,436
I can't win with this kid.

1407
00:54:01,504 --> 00:54:02,748
- Honey...
- I can't.

1408
00:54:02,816 --> 00:54:03,798
It's okay.

1409
00:54:03,872 --> 00:54:05,301
- Hi, baby.
- Hey.

1410
00:54:05,696 --> 00:54:09,176
So, how far along is Pam?

1411
00:54:09,471 --> 00:54:10,486
What?

1412
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,731
Come on, honey, I knew it
the minute I saw her.

1413
00:54:12,799 --> 00:54:14,294
Her boobs are bigger.
She's hormonal.

1414
00:54:14,367 --> 00:54:16,255
No wine at dinner,
no football.

1415
00:54:17,151 --> 00:54:18,810
She just found out yesterday.

1416
00:54:20,608 --> 00:54:22,135
Honey.

1417
00:54:22,272 --> 00:54:24,159
My bubeleh's
going to have a baby!

1418
00:54:24,223 --> 00:54:25,630
My bubeleh's
going to be a father!

1419
00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:26,808
Oh, my God.

1420
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,767
Tell me, talk to me,
so this is so exciting.

1421
00:54:30,175 --> 00:54:31,801
No.
You didn't tell Dad, did you?

1422
00:54:31,872 --> 00:54:33,246
No, not yet.
He's gonna plotz.

1423
00:54:33,311 --> 00:54:34,555
No, no, Mom,
you can't tell him.

1424
00:54:34,623 --> 00:54:36,445
- Why not?
- Because he can't keep a secret.

1425
00:54:36,512 --> 00:54:37,460
You know that.

1426
00:54:37,599 --> 00:54:38,614
You think Jack knows?

1427
00:54:38,688 --> 00:54:40,510
Are you kidding?
That guy's in such denial,

1428
00:54:40,575 --> 00:54:42,485
he still thinks his daughter
is still a virgin.

1429
00:54:42,559 --> 00:54:44,120
Yeah, I know,
he's very old-fashioned.

1430
00:54:44,192 --> 00:54:46,232
That's why Pam can't tell
him till after the wedding.

1431
00:54:46,303 --> 00:54:48,213
- That is ridiculous.
- Mom, it isn't, believe me.

1432
00:54:48,288 --> 00:54:49,717
- You don't know him like I do.
- Fine.

1433
00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:51,220
My lips are sealed.

1434
00:54:51,295 --> 00:54:53,270
I am so excited
and thrilled for you.

1435
00:54:54,943 --> 00:54:56,405
So happy for you two!

1436
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,687
Did you plan this?

1437
00:54:58,752 --> 00:55:00,377
Uh, no,
it just sort of happened.

1438
00:55:00,447 --> 00:55:01,527
How did it happen?

1439
00:55:01,663 --> 00:55:02,743
How?

1440
00:55:02,911 --> 00:55:05,050
It just happened.
You know... you know how it happens.

1441
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,843
I mean, I'm not going
into the details.

1442
00:55:06,911 --> 00:55:08,406
Honey, I love details.

1443
00:55:08,512 --> 00:55:10,552
- Sorry.
- All right. Okay.

1444
00:55:11,328 --> 00:55:12,310
Well, you know, honey,

1445
00:55:12,384 --> 00:55:14,358
many unplanned
pregnancies happen

1446
00:55:14,431 --> 00:55:17,628
because the man
is such a sexual dynamo

1447
00:55:17,888 --> 00:55:19,993
and the woman
craves his sperm

1448
00:55:20,064 --> 00:55:22,169
on an unconscious
but very powerful level.

1449
00:55:22,336 --> 00:55:24,278
Mom, I am truly
not comfortable

1450
00:55:24,351 --> 00:55:25,846
having this
conversation with you.

1451
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,032
- No?
- No.

1452
00:55:27,104 --> 00:55:28,478
I've been saying it
since I was 11.

1453
00:55:28,543 --> 00:55:29,623
All right.

1454
00:55:29,695 --> 00:55:31,768
- Love you.
- Love you, too.

1455
00:55:32,864 --> 00:55:34,074
Uh, Jack!

1456
00:55:34,143 --> 00:55:35,736
What say you and me
go into town?

1457
00:55:35,807 --> 00:55:37,368
I got a guy
who can fix your RV.

1458
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,774
I'm in far too much
physical agony, Bernie.

1459
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:40,855
Gee, I'm sorry,

1460
00:55:40,928 --> 00:55:42,553
but it'll be good
for you, you know, to,

1461
00:55:42,623 --> 00:55:44,117
you know,
to get out and about.

1462
00:55:44,191 --> 00:55:46,973
Yeah. Perfect. I can take the
girls shopping in Coconut Grove.

1463
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,185
Little Jack is on

1464
00:55:48,256 --> 00:55:49,750
a very specific
napping schedule.

1465
00:55:49,824 --> 00:55:50,936
I better stay here.

1466
00:55:51,007 --> 00:55:53,560
No, go.
Greg can watch him.

1467
00:55:53,728 --> 00:55:54,775
Yeah, sure.

1468
00:55:54,847 --> 00:55:56,669
He has wonderful
parental instincts.

1469
00:55:56,735 --> 00:55:59,157
Dad, Greg deals with little
kids in the ER all the time.

1470
00:55:59,232 --> 00:56:01,687
It's true. They don't call me
Barry Poppins for nothing.

1471
00:56:03,264 --> 00:56:04,693
That's so cute.

1472
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,102
Why would someone call you
Barry Poppins?

1473
00:56:10,879 --> 00:56:12,090
They wouldn't.

1474
00:56:36,576 --> 00:56:39,194
Now, remember, Greg,
we're Ferberizing him.

1475
00:56:39,263 --> 00:56:40,889
So unless it's an emergency,

1476
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:42,847
under no circumstances
should you pick him up

1477
00:56:42,911 --> 00:56:44,570
or coddle him in any way
when he cries.

1478
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:45,752
Okay.

1479
00:56:45,824 --> 00:56:47,679
He's learning to self-soothe,

1480
00:56:47,744 --> 00:56:50,111
that means no television,
no unapproved toys,

1481
00:56:50,175 --> 00:56:51,190
and most of all,

1482
00:56:51,264 --> 00:56:52,540
no monkey business
of any kind.

1483
00:56:52,607 --> 00:56:53,818
Is that clear?

1484
00:56:53,888 --> 00:56:55,000
No monkey business.
Okay.

1485
00:56:55,072 --> 00:56:56,020
Jack.

1486
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,781
Shall we get
a move on, pal-o-mino?

1487
00:56:57,855 --> 00:56:59,099
I'm ready.

1488
00:57:09,664 --> 00:57:10,973
I love this, Roz.

1489
00:57:11,103 --> 00:57:12,412
This is a great find.

1490
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,789
Oh, good,
and it's loose,

1491
00:57:13,856 --> 00:57:16,223
so you can wear it even
if you gain a few pounds.

1492
00:57:16,863 --> 00:57:18,838
Isn't that lovely?

1493
00:57:18,943 --> 00:57:20,602
Honey, are you all right?

1494
00:57:20,672 --> 00:57:22,013
You look a little flushed.

1495
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,218
Oh, it's just the heat.
It takes some getting used to.

1496
00:57:24,287 --> 00:57:25,945
I'm fine.
I'm going to try this on.

1497
00:57:26,015 --> 00:57:27,095
Thank you, Roz.

1498
00:57:27,808 --> 00:57:29,215
Now, madame,

1499
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,614
let's find something sexy
for the momma to wear.

1500
00:57:32,256 --> 00:57:33,303
Look at this little number.

1501
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:34,324
Whoa!

1502
00:57:34,399 --> 00:57:36,309
I think this will get
Jack's blood flowing.

1503
00:57:36,384 --> 00:57:38,620
Jack would have a coronary.

1504
00:57:38,943 --> 00:57:40,088
I thought so.

1505
00:57:40,159 --> 00:57:42,526
Oh, Dina, talk to me.

1506
00:57:43,647 --> 00:57:45,622
What's really going on
with that man?

1507
00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,801
He seems very uptight.

1508
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,229
Jack's always been
a little wound up.

1509
00:57:50,303 --> 00:57:52,092
His job was very stressful.

1510
00:57:52,383 --> 00:57:54,172
Being a florist is stressful?

1511
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,062
There's more to it
than people think.

1512
00:57:57,248 --> 00:58:00,182
If you don't mind me asking,
how is your sex life?

1513
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,483
I can't tell you that.

1514
00:58:03,551 --> 00:58:05,275
What's the big deal?
I'm a professional.

1515
00:58:05,344 --> 00:58:06,904
Dina, I'm a sex therapist,

1516
00:58:06,975 --> 00:58:09,342
specializing in
senior sexuality.

1517
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,829
I knew those
weren't yoga mats.

1518
00:58:13,311 --> 00:58:16,094
We're not 25 any... anymore.

1519
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,621
But you're not dead, either.

1520
00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:19,037
Lots of couples our age

1521
00:58:19,103 --> 00:58:20,761
lack intimacy
in their marriages.

1522
00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:22,293
I didn't say
we weren't intimate.

1523
00:58:22,368 --> 00:58:25,019
There are special occasions.
You know, anniversaries and...

1524
00:58:26,624 --> 00:58:28,031
Well, on our anniversary.

1525
00:58:28,095 --> 00:58:29,655
Ay-ya-yay.
Nicht gut.

1526
00:58:29,727 --> 00:58:30,709
I beg your pardon.

1527
00:58:30,783 --> 00:58:31,896
Not good.

1528
00:58:31,968 --> 00:58:34,619
I think that I can help
you and Jack reconnect.

1529
00:58:34,848 --> 00:58:35,862
How?

1530
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,014
Well,

1531
00:58:37,343 --> 00:58:39,765
it all starts
with a little bit of, uh,

1532
00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:42,837
how shall I say,
intimate contact.

1533
00:58:43,007 --> 00:58:44,152
Yeah.

1534
00:58:44,223 --> 00:58:45,434
My, that tingles.

1535
00:58:45,727 --> 00:58:47,385
Every pleasure in the body

1536
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,559
can be stimulated
through the ears.

1537
00:58:50,847 --> 00:58:53,531
I'd give it a shot
with Jack tonight.

1538
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,258
What's goin' on over here?

1539
00:58:55,712 --> 00:58:57,784
Nothing,
just having some girl talk.

1540
00:58:58,496 --> 00:58:59,444
Roz.

1541
00:59:26,784 --> 00:59:28,955
Okay. Here's the deal, L.J.

1542
00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:30,999
I'm going to give you
a few minutes of attention.

1543
00:59:31,071 --> 00:59:32,500
But you have to promise

1544
00:59:32,575 --> 00:59:34,747
that you don't tell
Grandpa Jack anything, okay?

1545
00:59:35,199 --> 00:59:36,508
All right. Good.

1546
00:59:39,168 --> 00:59:40,826
Okay, I don't quite know
what that means,

1547
00:59:40,896 --> 00:59:42,238
but I'm going to trust you.

1548
00:59:43,456 --> 00:59:44,404
All right. Here we go.

1549
00:59:44,992 --> 00:59:48,123
Okay. Okay.
It's okay.

1550
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,025
A little huggie-wuggie
never hurt anybody.

1551
00:59:59,584 --> 01:00:01,788
I know we aren't
supposed to watch TV

1552
01:00:01,856 --> 01:00:04,703
but we won't tell
Grandpa Jack, will we?

1553
01:00:05,504 --> 01:00:07,260
Oh, look, look, it's Elmo.

1554
01:00:07,456 --> 01:00:08,950
Do you like fishes?

1555
01:00:09,088 --> 01:00:10,746
You don't like fishes?

1556
01:00:10,815 --> 01:00:12,092
No. All right.

1557
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,774
Okay.
Okay.

1558
01:00:24,096 --> 01:00:25,656
Hey, I got an idea.

1559
01:00:25,727 --> 01:00:28,345
Let's see what pre-approved
genius toys Grandpa Jack has

1560
01:00:28,415 --> 01:00:30,423
in his big basket of fun.

1561
01:00:31,456 --> 01:00:34,772
Oh, look, look,
it's a... it's a... an abacus.

1562
01:00:35,391 --> 01:00:37,879
Abacuses aren't that much fun,
are they?

1563
01:00:37,951 --> 01:00:40,373
I don't know
why people think they're fun.

1564
01:00:40,448 --> 01:00:43,797
Look at this! Look!
It's... it's bolts on a plank.

1565
01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:47,867
Fun bolts.
No, not very fun.

1566
01:00:47,967 --> 01:00:48,916
Hey.

1567
01:00:51,328 --> 01:00:52,538
A little birdie!

1568
01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:53,851
Look, he sings.

1569
01:00:54,656 --> 01:00:57,307
<i>♪ And if that
mockingbird don't sing ♪</i>

1570
01:00:57,376 --> 01:01:01,336
<i>♪ Then Greg is going to
buy you a diamond ring ♪</i>

1571
01:01:01,407 --> 01:01:05,204
<i>♪ And if that
diamond ring gets sold ♪</i>

1572
01:01:05,984 --> 01:01:10,075
<i>♪ Greg's gonna feel
like a big asshole ♪</i>

1573
01:01:11,488 --> 01:01:13,909
Asshole.

1574
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,767
No, no, no, you don't want
to say that word.

1575
01:01:16,832 --> 01:01:18,686
We don't want to say that.
That's a bad word.

1576
01:01:18,752 --> 01:01:20,213
Asshole.

1577
01:01:20,287 --> 01:01:21,400
No, no, no.

1578
01:01:24,799 --> 01:01:26,108
I thought this
was a repair shop.

1579
01:01:26,176 --> 01:01:27,353
Oh, this is better.

1580
01:01:27,423 --> 01:01:29,114
That's Isabel's son, Jorge.

1581
01:01:29,247 --> 01:01:30,938
15 years old,
he can fix anything.

1582
01:01:31,071 --> 01:01:32,249
Hey, Bernie.

1583
01:01:33,664 --> 01:01:35,573
Yo! Georgie boy!

1584
01:01:35,647 --> 01:01:38,462
So, I think you got a tear
in the bilateral valve.

1585
01:01:38,527 --> 01:01:39,640
15, huh?

1586
01:01:40,063 --> 01:01:41,078
Genius.

1587
01:01:43,424 --> 01:01:44,984
Jorge, what did I tell you?

1588
01:01:45,055 --> 01:01:46,266
No more tinkering

1589
01:01:46,336 --> 01:01:47,929
until you finish
your science homework.

1590
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:48,948
Oh.

1591
01:01:49,503 --> 01:01:51,064
Uh, I was going to finish it

1592
01:01:51,167 --> 01:01:54,779
but, uh, Mr. Gerson
is out with, uh, rickets.

1593
01:01:54,976 --> 01:01:56,634
He said definitely don't do it

1594
01:01:56,704 --> 01:01:58,526
until his rickets
are... are cured.

1595
01:01:58,591 --> 01:02:00,446
And, you know,
I... I... I really...

1596
01:02:00,511 --> 01:02:03,359
Who knows if he's ever
telling the truth?

1597
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:04,920
Bernie,

1598
01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:08,124
I made chimichangas.
You guys want?

1599
01:02:08,191 --> 01:02:10,973
Have you ever known me
to turn down a chimi?

1600
01:02:11,071 --> 01:02:12,827
Jack, you in the mood, amigo?

1601
01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:13,910
No, thanks.

1602
01:02:17,535 --> 01:02:18,964
Why are you
looking at me funny?

1603
01:02:19,103 --> 01:02:20,565
I... I... I said...

1604
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,356
Oh, no, no. You just look
like somebody I know.

1605
01:02:24,831 --> 01:02:26,173
No, no, no, no.

1606
01:02:26,239 --> 01:02:28,214
Tadpole. Tadpole.
Can you say tadpole?

1607
01:02:28,288 --> 01:02:29,881
Mad bull.

1608
01:02:29,952 --> 01:02:31,130
Asshole.

1609
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,345
No, Jack's mole.

1610
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,139
'Cause Jack has
a big mole on his face.

1611
01:02:34,207 --> 01:02:35,516
Is your father the mechanic?

1612
01:02:35,616 --> 01:02:37,471
Oh, I... I don't know,
I never met him.

1613
01:02:37,536 --> 01:02:38,812
Never met your dad, huh?

1614
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,286
Oh, that's unfortunate.

1615
01:02:40,768 --> 01:02:42,229
But very interesting.

1616
01:02:42,688 --> 01:02:44,630
Mind if I take
a picture of you?

1617
01:02:44,767 --> 01:02:46,229
You know,
just for fun.

1618
01:02:46,303 --> 01:02:47,514
Okay.

1619
01:02:51,424 --> 01:02:54,075
<i>♪ Mr. Moose likes to say
good words ♪</i>

1620
01:02:54,144 --> 01:02:56,827
<i>♪ He doesn't like
you to say bad words ♪</i>

1621
01:02:56,895 --> 01:02:57,942
Asshole.

1622
01:02:59,104 --> 01:03:00,991
Okay.
Just hang on a second there.

1623
01:03:06,272 --> 01:03:07,417
Yeah.
Hello.

1624
01:03:07,488 --> 01:03:09,495
Hi, It's me.
How's it going with the little one?

1625
01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:13,146
Horribly. He's crying
and screaming, and cursing.

1626
01:03:13,215 --> 01:03:15,997
That poor kid is desperate
for human contact.

1627
01:03:16,063 --> 01:03:17,886
Honey, you need to hold him,
and kiss him,

1628
01:03:17,952 --> 01:03:19,162
do whatever it takes.

1629
01:03:19,231 --> 01:03:20,573
I've been hugging him
in secret,

1630
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,462
feeding him chocolates, too.

1631
01:03:30,976 --> 01:03:32,699
All animals have babies...

1632
01:03:37,408 --> 01:03:39,350
Say hello to my
little friend!

1633
01:03:42,304 --> 01:03:44,126
You know,
he's probably teething.

1634
01:03:44,191 --> 01:03:46,046
So put a dab of rum
in his milk.

1635
01:03:46,111 --> 01:03:48,151
And it'll ease the pain,
he'll go to sleep.

1636
01:03:48,224 --> 01:03:49,468
You want me to
give him a drink?

1637
01:03:49,536 --> 01:03:51,227
I'm talking,
less than a thimbleful.

1638
01:03:51,296 --> 01:03:52,725
You don't want Jack
coming home

1639
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,261
to a screaming baby.

1640
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,861
Listen to your mother.
Goodbye. I love you.

1641
01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:06,269
All right, Mom.

1642
01:04:13,759 --> 01:04:17,272
Hey, Little Jack,
I got a surprise for you.

1643
01:04:18,847 --> 01:04:19,992
Little Jack?

1644
01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:23,317
Mr. Moose is looking for you.

1645
01:04:23,584 --> 01:04:25,918
Oh, shit!
Where the hell did he go?

1646
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,731
L.J.!
Little Jack!

1647
01:04:33,184 --> 01:04:35,322
L.J.! L.J.!

1648
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,222
Does that Jorge resemble
anyone you know?

1649
01:04:40,352 --> 01:04:41,399
No one I know.

1650
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,785
There's something
you don't see every day.

1651
01:04:55,008 --> 01:04:57,342
Focker!
Focker!

1652
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,247
Okay. I know this looks bad,
but I can explain it.

1653
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,229
What the hell happened?
I said no monkey business.

1654
01:05:02,303 --> 01:05:03,580
No.
There was no monkey business.

1655
01:05:03,648 --> 01:05:04,858
No monkey business?

1656
01:05:04,927 --> 01:05:07,131
You're wearing my breast,
Little Jack is drinking,

1657
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,148
Moses is sodomizing Jinx,

1658
01:05:08,223 --> 01:05:10,198
and you're telling me
there's no monkey business?

1659
01:05:10,272 --> 01:05:12,508
What is going on here?
You all right, L.J.?

1660
01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:14,463
Hello! We're home!
Hey, guys.

1661
01:05:14,527 --> 01:05:15,640
Give me the bottle.

1662
01:05:15,711 --> 01:05:16,988
What's happened
to Little Jack?

1663
01:05:17,055 --> 01:05:18,713
His hands are stuck
to the bottle of rum.

1664
01:05:18,783 --> 01:05:20,888
- Thank you, Dad.
- You bet they're stuck.

1665
01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:22,137
Greg, how did this happen?

1666
01:05:22,207 --> 01:05:23,636
And why are you
wearing antlers?

1667
01:05:24,064 --> 01:05:25,624
It's very complicated.

1668
01:05:25,695 --> 01:05:27,288
It's just a little glue.
He's fine.

1669
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,815
He's not fine. If he could use
his hands, he'd tell you himself.

1670
01:05:29,887 --> 01:05:31,545
All right. That's all right.
Come on.

1671
01:05:31,615 --> 01:05:33,273
Little Jack, honey,
are you okay?

1672
01:05:34,303 --> 01:05:35,252
Greg...

1673
01:05:35,328 --> 01:05:36,276
Dina. Pam.

1674
01:05:36,415 --> 01:05:38,520
Yes, Dad, uh... I'm coming.
Little Jack.

1675
01:05:38,591 --> 01:05:40,958
Honey, I said a thimble,
not a bottle.

1676
01:05:44,959 --> 01:05:45,908
Oh, Greg.

1677
01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:46,966
Hey.

1678
01:05:47,839 --> 01:05:49,465
How's the little guy doing?

1679
01:05:49,536 --> 01:05:51,445
Everything is
just as good as new.

1680
01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:52,566
Yeah.

1681
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:53,908
Dad, come on.

1682
01:06:01,567 --> 01:06:03,836
- Is he all right?
- He's asleep.

1683
01:06:03,903 --> 01:06:05,878
I don't care if they
did call you Larry Poppins.

1684
01:06:05,952 --> 01:06:07,675
You are completely unfit
to handle a child.

1685
01:06:07,743 --> 01:06:08,725
It was Barry Poppins.

1686
01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:11,221
What kind of sick cocktail were
you gonna make my grandson?

1687
01:06:11,296 --> 01:06:12,473
Jack, the baby's teething.

1688
01:06:12,543 --> 01:06:14,682
I told Greg to give him
some rum to ease the pain.

1689
01:06:14,752 --> 01:06:16,061
- It was your idea?
- Yes.

1690
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:17,982
What is wrong
with you people?

1691
01:06:18,047 --> 01:06:19,989
I used to rub bourbon
on Denny's gums.

1692
01:06:20,063 --> 01:06:21,437
Yeah! Look what
happened to him.

1693
01:06:21,504 --> 01:06:24,024
Greg, you couldn't follow
a simple set of instructions?

1694
01:06:24,096 --> 01:06:25,111
Jack, he was screaming.

1695
01:06:25,183 --> 01:06:27,191
So I went in and gave him
a little attention. Okay?

1696
01:06:27,264 --> 01:06:28,441
He's learning to self-soothe.

1697
01:06:28,511 --> 01:06:30,878
These setbacks are disastrous
for his development.

1698
01:06:30,943 --> 01:06:32,253
The child is adorable,

1699
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,262
but you're not raising
Little Buddha over here.

1700
01:06:34,336 --> 01:06:35,350
- Mom.
- What are you saying?

1701
01:06:35,423 --> 01:06:37,496
I'm saying that
I've seen that kid eat

1702
01:06:37,568 --> 01:06:39,226
at least 15 boogers
since he's been here

1703
01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:40,921
and I've got news for you,
Jack,

1704
01:06:40,991 --> 01:06:42,682
prodigies don't eat
their own boogers.

1705
01:06:42,751 --> 01:06:44,988
And I have news for you.
Prodigies don't come in 10th place

1706
01:06:45,056 --> 01:06:46,168
every time either.

1707
01:06:46,239 --> 01:06:48,094
Okay, Dad. That's my fiancé.

1708
01:06:48,159 --> 01:06:49,468
I'm sorry.
I've never seen people

1709
01:06:49,535 --> 01:06:50,964
celebrate mediocrity
the way you do.

1710
01:06:51,039 --> 01:06:53,527
Because we love our son?
We hug our son?

1711
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,061
Let's get down to it.
The truth is,

1712
01:06:55,135 --> 01:06:58,070
you're so concerned about
that Little Jack, but I think

1713
01:06:58,144 --> 01:06:59,605
that it's the
Little Jack in you

1714
01:06:59,679 --> 01:07:01,086
who's crying out for a hug.

1715
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:03,927
The Little Jack in me?

1716
01:07:05,664 --> 01:07:06,874
Jack, you have issues.

1717
01:07:06,944 --> 01:07:08,951
I'm trying to understand
why you run around

1718
01:07:09,023 --> 01:07:10,747
with a rubber boob
strapped to your chest.

1719
01:07:10,816 --> 01:07:12,026
Were you ever breastfed?

1720
01:07:12,096 --> 01:07:13,525
- Mom, stop.
- Key question.

1721
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:14,647
My guess is no.

1722
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,247
Spare me
the drugstore psychology.

1723
01:07:17,983 --> 01:07:19,674
Everybody! All right.
Everybody just...

1724
01:07:19,743 --> 01:07:22,264
Everybody just stop, okay?

1725
01:07:22,688 --> 01:07:24,859
Jack, I am not going
to make any excuses. Yes,

1726
01:07:24,928 --> 01:07:27,230
Little Jack wouldn't stop
crying so I gave him some hugs

1727
01:07:27,296 --> 01:07:28,725
and I let him watch TV.

1728
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:31,549
I went to answer the phone,
I was gone a second, I came back in,

1729
01:07:31,615 --> 01:07:33,688
he let himself out of the
playpen, he put on Scarface,

1730
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:36,574
and he glued his hands
to the rum bottle. Okay?

1731
01:07:39,264 --> 01:07:40,311
That's it.

1732
01:07:40,384 --> 01:07:41,561
Oh. That's it

1733
01:07:41,631 --> 01:07:43,770
Greg just said, "That's it!".
So I feel much better now.

1734
01:07:43,839 --> 01:07:45,017
Daddy, would you mind...

1735
01:07:45,088 --> 01:07:47,903
Please, Daddy. He made
an honest mistake. Let it go.

1736
01:07:47,968 --> 01:07:50,237
He's fine, Greg.
He's asleep.

1737
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:53,848
He spoke.

1738
01:07:54,495 --> 01:07:56,153
Asshole.

1739
01:07:56,896 --> 01:07:57,844
What?

1740
01:07:58,976 --> 01:08:00,383
Did he say what
I am thinking?

1741
01:08:00,448 --> 01:08:01,790
I think he did.

1742
01:08:02,976 --> 01:08:05,245
Little Jack,
what did you just say?

1743
01:08:05,631 --> 01:08:08,250
Asshole.

1744
01:08:11,008 --> 01:08:12,568
His first word?

1745
01:08:16,735 --> 01:08:18,677
It just slipped
out of my mouth. I...

1746
01:08:19,007 --> 01:08:20,284
He has a mind like a sponge.

1747
01:08:20,352 --> 01:08:21,334
That's enough.

1748
01:08:21,408 --> 01:08:23,196
I'm calling
a family conference.

1749
01:08:23,263 --> 01:08:24,441
Oh, it's a great idea, Jack.

1750
01:08:24,511 --> 01:08:26,650
Let's finally get your problems
out on the table.

1751
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,662
No, no, I mean with
my own family. Excuse us.

1752
01:08:28,736 --> 01:08:30,558
I'd like to talk to
Pam and Dina in private.

1753
01:08:30,623 --> 01:08:33,111
Of course, of course,
take your time.

1754
01:08:33,536 --> 01:08:34,518
Come on, honey.

1755
01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:38,774
I'm not so sure

1756
01:08:38,848 --> 01:08:40,124
this wedding is
such a good idea.

1757
01:08:40,191 --> 01:08:42,744
To say the least, I don't like what
I'm seeing from these Fockers.

1758
01:08:42,815 --> 01:08:43,764
What?

1759
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:46,229
Has Greg ever mentioned
the name Jorge to you? Jor...

1760
01:08:46,335 --> 01:08:48,440
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, why?

1761
01:08:48,511 --> 01:08:50,038
Because I think
your fiancé may have

1762
01:08:50,112 --> 01:08:52,697
a few skeletons in his closet
that he is not telling you about.

1763
01:08:52,767 --> 01:08:55,036
And skeletons don't like
living in closets.

1764
01:08:55,104 --> 01:08:57,111
Oh, my God, Here we go again.
Dad, listen,

1765
01:08:57,184 --> 01:08:59,256
you know,
Greg has no skeletons. Okay?

1766
01:08:59,327 --> 01:09:00,636
- Oh, really?
- He does not.

1767
01:09:00,703 --> 01:09:02,078
- Do you know that?
- Yes, I know that.

1768
01:09:02,144 --> 01:09:03,388
Will you just...
I'm not a child.

1769
01:09:03,456 --> 01:09:04,404
I see. She knows that.

1770
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:05,461
This wedding will happen.

1771
01:09:05,535 --> 01:09:06,909
And the sooner
you accept that,

1772
01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:08,863
the better it's going
to be for all of us.

1773
01:09:08,927 --> 01:09:09,975
I can't talk to you.

1774
01:09:10,112 --> 01:09:11,868
No.
Wait a second, sweetheart.

1775
01:09:13,119 --> 01:09:16,600
And I'm not so sure Roz
is a yoga instructor, either.

1776
01:09:16,671 --> 01:09:19,421
Jack, you promised
that you'd behave yourself.

1777
01:09:19,487 --> 01:09:20,862
And what you said
to those people

1778
01:09:20,928 --> 01:09:22,073
was really hurtful.

1779
01:09:22,144 --> 01:09:24,664
I think you should go up there
and apologize.

1780
01:09:24,735 --> 01:09:27,190
I'm not going to apologize
to them.

1781
01:09:27,263 --> 01:09:28,441
Jack.

1782
01:09:32,192 --> 01:09:34,559
A little birdie told me

1783
01:09:34,624 --> 01:09:36,631
that somebody's going to
be a daddy.

1784
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:37,847
Mom!

1785
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:39,382
Sorry, honey,
but look at that face.

1786
01:09:39,455 --> 01:09:40,633
How could I keep it a secret?

1787
01:09:40,703 --> 01:09:42,743
He's so excited
about being a grandpa.

1788
01:09:42,816 --> 01:09:44,026
What should he call me?

1789
01:09:44,095 --> 01:09:45,589
How about Poppy?

1790
01:09:45,663 --> 01:09:48,184
You don't have
to have champagne, okay?

1791
01:09:48,256 --> 01:09:49,816
- Why?
- Jack's really angry.

1792
01:09:49,888 --> 01:09:51,000
I know he's mad,

1793
01:09:51,071 --> 01:09:52,500
but he's also
a little meshuggenah.

1794
01:09:52,575 --> 01:09:54,714
Come on, honey. How often do
we get to be grandparents?

1795
01:09:54,784 --> 01:09:55,831
We're having a toast.

1796
01:09:55,904 --> 01:09:57,464
Okay, fine,
but, Dad, this is a secret.

1797
01:09:57,535 --> 01:09:59,390
We can't tell Jack
till after we are married.

1798
01:09:59,455 --> 01:10:00,699
Why? We are honest people.

1799
01:10:00,767 --> 01:10:02,589
No! I can't stand
this secrecy anymore. Why?

1800
01:10:03,647 --> 01:10:04,596
Be quiet.

1801
01:10:04,671 --> 01:10:06,046
Why should we diminish our joy

1802
01:10:06,112 --> 01:10:07,672
just because they live
in denial?

1803
01:10:08,799 --> 01:10:09,781
Seriously.

1804
01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:14,518
I promised Pam, okay?

1805
01:10:14,784 --> 01:10:16,856
She thinks it'll break his heart if he finds out.

1806
01:10:16,927 --> 01:10:18,618
I'm not gonna take a drink.

1807
01:10:18,688 --> 01:10:19,932
Your father's right.

1808
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,658
This is the 21st century!
Married or not,

1809
01:10:21,727 --> 01:10:23,353
there's no shame
in fatherhood!

1810
01:10:23,424 --> 01:10:25,366
This is
the fruit of your loins.

1811
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:26,933
That is so beautiful.

1812
01:10:27,008 --> 01:10:28,414
Say that to him again.

1813
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:29,974
This is the fruit of your loins!

1814
01:10:30,048 --> 01:10:32,469
This is
the fruit of your loins!

1815
01:10:32,543 --> 01:10:34,583
Okay. Let's toast
and let's make a sandwich,

1816
01:10:34,656 --> 01:10:36,150
and Mom wants
to be the cheese.

1817
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:38,774
Jack Byrnes,
what are you doing?

1818
01:10:40,127 --> 01:10:42,102
What did you do?

1819
01:10:42,176 --> 01:10:44,216
You okay there, Jacko?

1820
01:10:44,288 --> 01:10:45,597
What's the matter
What happened?

1821
01:10:47,007 --> 01:10:49,396
I was, uh, coming to apologize

1822
01:10:49,696 --> 01:10:51,386
and my back went into spasm.

1823
01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:54,074
It's very tender from that
horrific football accident.

1824
01:10:54,144 --> 01:10:55,126
Yeah, I feel it.

1825
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:56,726
My God, you're knotted
like a pretzel.

1826
01:10:56,799 --> 01:10:58,228
You must be
in a lot of pain, huh?

1827
01:10:58,304 --> 01:11:00,126
I don't mind pain.
I learn from pain.

1828
01:11:00,191 --> 01:11:02,014
Pain-shmain.
My fingers are magic.

1829
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:03,836
Come on,
let me work out the kinks.

1830
01:11:03,935 --> 01:11:05,975
Oh. That's a
lovely offer, Jack.

1831
01:11:06,368 --> 01:11:07,797
Uh, no, thanks. I'll be fine.

1832
01:11:07,871 --> 01:11:10,588
My wife does
wonderful bodywork, Jack.

1833
01:11:10,655 --> 01:11:11,703
I don't think he needs it.

1834
01:11:16,767 --> 01:11:19,156
Okay, handsome, shirt off.

1835
01:11:19,264 --> 01:11:20,638
I'd rather have it on,
thank you.

1836
01:11:20,703 --> 01:11:22,012
Oh, no dice.

1837
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:23,734
No, no, no.
It has to come off.

1838
01:11:23,808 --> 01:11:25,401
Ah, lovely.

1839
01:11:25,888 --> 01:11:27,349
You know,

1840
01:11:27,456 --> 01:11:29,561
most back pain
is psychological.

1841
01:11:29,632 --> 01:11:31,704
We carry our
emotional baggage

1842
01:11:31,775 --> 01:11:34,077
right here in our muscles.

1843
01:11:35,455 --> 01:11:37,463
I've been watching you, Jack.

1844
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,865
Studying your body language.

1845
01:11:39,936 --> 01:11:42,783
And you're a very sensual man.

1846
01:11:43,104 --> 01:11:45,209
But I'm not sure
you realize that.

1847
01:11:45,344 --> 01:11:46,751
What are you doing?

1848
01:11:46,944 --> 01:11:49,180
It's a technique
I learned in Hawaii.

1849
01:11:49,247 --> 01:11:51,484
It's a Lomi-Lomi massage

1850
01:11:51,552 --> 01:11:54,814
named after the gentle waves
of the Polynesian Sea.

1851
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:58,622
The waves go in,
and the waves go out.

1852
01:11:59,007 --> 01:12:00,633
The waves go in.

1853
01:12:01,983 --> 01:12:02,932
Whoops.

1854
01:12:03,008 --> 01:12:04,601
Hit some driftwood.

1855
01:12:05,952 --> 01:12:09,268
Jack Byrnes,
you are a caged lion.

1856
01:12:09,344 --> 01:12:12,126
But lions can't be captives
their entire lives.

1857
01:12:12,191 --> 01:12:14,046
They have to be free
to roam the bush,

1858
01:12:14,111 --> 01:12:15,770
free and wild.

1859
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,556
Your wife is a hot,
sexy tigress

1860
01:12:18,624 --> 01:12:20,478
and she's waiting for you
to pounce on her.

1861
01:12:20,544 --> 01:12:22,878
Let me hear you roar,
baby, roar.

1862
01:12:24,128 --> 01:12:25,175
Your body is talking to me.

1863
01:12:25,248 --> 01:12:26,557
It's hungry for action.

1864
01:12:26,624 --> 01:12:27,802
I can feel it.

1865
01:12:27,872 --> 01:12:29,944
Unleash the beast inside you.

1866
01:12:30,015 --> 01:12:31,804
Mom, stop it.
You're hurting him.

1867
01:12:31,872 --> 01:12:34,076
I am not hurting him.
I am helping him.

1868
01:12:34,144 --> 01:12:35,802
Just don't... don't...

1869
01:12:35,872 --> 01:12:37,595
I don't think you
should move just yet.

1870
01:12:37,728 --> 01:12:39,932
Jack, come back
for an afternoon session.

1871
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:40,948
It'll do you good.

1872
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,039
What're you doing?

1873
01:12:42,111 --> 01:12:43,737
We were so close.
I could feel it.

1874
01:12:43,807 --> 01:12:45,017
I was getting through to him.

1875
01:12:45,087 --> 01:12:46,494
The guy doesn't
like to be touched.

1876
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:47,672
Because he has

1877
01:12:47,744 --> 01:12:49,118
the emotional hide
of a rhinoceros.

1878
01:12:49,183 --> 01:12:50,907
Don't break him down.
Just let him be.

1879
01:12:50,976 --> 01:12:52,569
I was trying to do you
a favor.

1880
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:54,396
You were riding him
like Seabiscuit, Mom.

1881
01:13:41,023 --> 01:13:43,031
Dial Foxtrot One.

1882
01:13:47,935 --> 01:13:49,277
Alpha, Foxtrot One.

1883
01:13:49,343 --> 01:13:50,325
Foxtrot One.

1884
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:52,255
I need a full comparative
DNA analysis

1885
01:13:52,352 --> 01:13:54,239
on
one Gaylord M Focker

1886
01:13:54,303 --> 01:13:55,961
and one Jorge Villalobos.

1887
01:13:56,031 --> 01:13:58,398
Translation,
George, House of the wolves.

1888
01:13:58,464 --> 01:14:00,122
It might take
a couple of weeks, Santa.

1889
01:14:00,192 --> 01:14:02,297
No good, Foxtrot One,
I need a 12-hour turnaround.

1890
01:14:02,368 --> 01:14:04,670
I'll secure the physical
evidence and the handoff will be

1891
01:14:04,736 --> 01:14:06,907
at Harry Focker's
Good Time Supper Club,

1892
01:14:06,975 --> 01:14:08,252
2100 hours tonight.

1893
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:10,174
You got it, Santa.
Foxtrot One out.

1894
01:14:13,024 --> 01:14:14,006
Yello?

1895
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:15,640
Bernie, this is Jack Byrnes.

1896
01:14:15,712 --> 01:14:17,654
Hey, Jack.
Hey, where are you calling from?

1897
01:14:17,728 --> 01:14:18,743
I'm in my RV.

1898
01:14:18,815 --> 01:14:20,855
Would you have Greg
meet me here in three minutes?

1899
01:14:20,927 --> 01:14:21,876
You're in your trailer?

1900
01:14:21,951 --> 01:14:22,999
Thank you, goodbye.

1901
01:14:23,072 --> 01:14:24,020
But...

1902
01:14:26,079 --> 01:14:27,192
Hey, Gaylord!

1903
01:14:27,616 --> 01:14:29,372
Jack wants you
to meet him

1904
01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:31,709
in his trailer
in precisely three minutes.

1905
01:14:32,384 --> 01:14:34,239
And I have to
tell you,

1906
01:14:34,367 --> 01:14:36,342
El Stiffo was really
starting to freak me out.

1907
01:14:36,735 --> 01:14:38,109
Greg, wait, okay?

1908
01:14:38,176 --> 01:14:39,834
Listen, no matter
how hard he probes you,

1909
01:14:39,904 --> 01:14:41,813
you have to promise me
that you will not break

1910
01:14:41,887 --> 01:14:43,797
because I'm not ready
to tell him I'm pregnant.

1911
01:14:43,871 --> 01:14:44,820
Hey, honey.

1912
01:14:44,896 --> 01:14:45,910
⁻ Honey.
- What? What?

1913
01:14:45,983 --> 01:14:47,292
Let him probe,

1914
01:14:47,359 --> 01:14:49,115
'cause he's probing
a brick wall.

1915
01:14:51,647 --> 01:14:52,629
Now show me how

1916
01:14:52,703 --> 01:14:54,776
you would like
a romantic evening to go.

1917
01:14:55,072 --> 01:14:57,690
Oh, Jack, wine and candles?

1918
01:14:57,759 --> 01:14:59,647
Gosh, it's not
even our anniversary.

1919
01:14:59,712 --> 01:15:01,305
Come here, hot stuff.

1920
01:15:02,655 --> 01:15:06,168
Yes, yes. Oh, Jack.

1921
01:15:08,991 --> 01:15:10,104
Jack?

1922
01:15:10,176 --> 01:15:11,834
Down here, under the bed.

1923
01:15:18,527 --> 01:15:19,869
Down here, Greg.

1924
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:24,152
Wow.

1925
01:15:24,224 --> 01:15:25,239
Have a seat.

1926
01:15:27,136 --> 01:15:28,859
Watch the panel.

1927
01:15:30,047 --> 01:15:31,454
This is incredible.

1928
01:15:42,656 --> 01:15:46,300
So this is like your, uh,
mobile command center

1929
01:15:46,688 --> 01:15:48,891
for all your spy activities?

1930
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,676
Mainly a secure space for me
to spend some alone time

1931
01:15:51,744 --> 01:15:53,173
and reflect on my thoughts.

1932
01:15:53,247 --> 01:15:55,320
Very cool.

1933
01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:57,563
- Greg.
- Yeah?

1934
01:15:57,887 --> 01:15:59,262
You'll recall,

1935
01:15:59,328 --> 01:16:01,662
we had a discussion earlier in
the week regarding my feelings

1936
01:16:01,727 --> 01:16:04,378
about family, legacies,
children and so forth.

1937
01:16:04,447 --> 01:16:06,105
- Oh, yeah, of course I recall.
- Yeah.

1938
01:16:07,616 --> 01:16:09,688
I'm going to
just ask you once.

1939
01:16:10,815 --> 01:16:12,571
Is there anything
you want to tell me

1940
01:16:12,639 --> 01:16:14,974
regarding things
that might have happened?

1941
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:16,982
Unplanned things?

1942
01:16:18,047 --> 01:16:20,982
Things involving
the fruit of your loins?

1943
01:16:24,319 --> 01:16:25,268
No.

1944
01:16:33,952 --> 01:16:36,821
Well, if he's not going
to admit it on his own...

1945
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:51,508
Hello?

1946
01:16:51,584 --> 01:16:53,144
Hello, Jorge?

1947
01:16:53,215 --> 01:16:54,622
It's Jack Byrnes,
remember me?

1948
01:16:54,752 --> 01:16:56,159
Oh, yeah.
Sure.

1949
01:16:56,224 --> 01:16:57,598
You came to
the house with Bernie.

1950
01:16:57,663 --> 01:16:58,874
You had that
fancy camera pen.

1951
01:16:58,944 --> 01:17:00,285
Yeah, that's right.

1952
01:17:00,608 --> 01:17:02,430
Listen, do you have
any plans tonight?

1953
01:17:02,496 --> 01:17:04,154
Uh, no.

1954
01:17:04,223 --> 01:17:06,296
Good, 'cause I'd like to
invite you to a party.

1955
01:17:14,208 --> 01:17:16,215
<i>♪ You could feel
like dancin' ♪</i>

1956
01:17:16,288 --> 01:17:17,400
<i>♪ Dance ♪</i>

1957
01:17:18,752 --> 01:17:21,207
<i>♪ And you could feel
like fallin' ♪</i>

1958
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:21,879
<i>♪ Fall ♪</i>

1959
01:17:22,592 --> 01:17:23,901
<i>♪ 'Cause it would
be all right ♪</i>

1960
01:17:23,968 --> 01:17:25,855
- Hey.
- Sweetie.

1961
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:26,868
Having a good time?

1962
01:17:26,944 --> 01:17:27,991
Uh, no, not really.

1963
01:17:28,064 --> 01:17:29,340
No?

1964
01:17:29,408 --> 01:17:31,797
Hey, listen, sweetie, did you
tell your mother I'm pregnant?

1965
01:17:31,871 --> 01:17:33,694
Because she keeps touching
my stomach

1966
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:35,167
and
smiling like that.

1967
01:17:35,232 --> 01:17:37,720
Yeah. No, I didn't tell her.
She just, she guessed.

1968
01:17:37,791 --> 01:17:38,904
She what?

1969
01:17:38,976 --> 01:17:40,220
Yeah, and then
she told my dad.

1970
01:17:40,288 --> 01:17:41,368
Oh, my God.

1971
01:17:42,112 --> 01:17:43,999
Stop it, Bernie.
Bernie, stop.

1972
01:17:44,576 --> 01:17:45,786
It's not funny.

1973
01:17:45,888 --> 01:17:47,065
I told my mom.

1974
01:17:47,135 --> 01:17:48,063
What?

1975
01:17:48,127 --> 01:17:49,142
Yeah.

1976
01:17:49,216 --> 01:17:50,198
What?
Why'd you...

1977
01:17:50,271 --> 01:17:51,613
Your dad
will definitely find out.

1978
01:17:51,679 --> 01:17:53,534
She knows my dad.
She'd never say a word.

1979
01:17:53,599 --> 01:17:55,192
No, no.
But he's very suspicious.

1980
01:17:55,263 --> 01:17:56,540
- Greg. Hi.
- Hey.

1981
01:17:56,608 --> 01:17:59,325
Hi. Honey, would you take this
to your mother?

1982
01:17:59,392 --> 01:18:00,821
It's a wine spritzer.

1983
01:18:00,896 --> 01:18:02,270
That's all she drinks now.

1984
01:18:03,168 --> 01:18:05,142
You boys have fun.

1985
01:18:09,151 --> 01:18:10,842
Nice.
Nice party.

1986
01:18:10,912 --> 01:18:12,570
- Isn't it?
- Yeah, it is. It's nice.

1987
01:18:12,639 --> 01:18:15,006
It's got a nice festive vibe.

1988
01:18:15,808 --> 01:18:17,979
You met some of the, uh,
some of the cousins?

1989
01:18:18,047 --> 01:18:20,382
I met some. Yes.
I met some, um...

1990
01:18:21,535 --> 01:18:22,550
Dom.

1991
01:18:22,624 --> 01:18:23,606
Yeah, Dom Focker.

1992
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:25,622
That's my dad's, uh,
first cousin.

1993
01:18:25,727 --> 01:18:27,996
Did you meet his kids,
Randy and Horny?

1994
01:18:28,703 --> 01:18:31,485
- I've met Randy and Horny.
- Yes.

1995
01:18:31,551 --> 01:18:33,406
Come on.
I want to introduce you to somebody.

1996
01:18:33,471 --> 01:18:34,420
Come on.

1997
01:18:36,287 --> 01:18:37,564
Oh, there he is.

1998
01:18:38,336 --> 01:18:40,124
Glad you could
make it, Jorge.

1999
01:18:40,191 --> 01:18:43,323
Oh, hey,
thanks for the invite, Mr. B.

2000
01:18:43,392 --> 01:18:46,207
Greg,
this is Jorge Villalobos.

2001
01:18:46,272 --> 01:18:47,319
Hey.

2002
01:18:47,392 --> 01:18:48,374
Hey, how you doing?

2003
01:18:48,448 --> 01:18:49,975
Isabel's son.

2004
01:18:50,048 --> 01:18:52,797
Oh, I didn't realize
Isabel had a son.

2005
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:54,938
When did she get married?

2006
01:18:55,008 --> 01:18:56,153
She... she's not married.

2007
01:18:56,224 --> 01:18:58,329
Oh, he's never met
his father.

2008
01:18:59,679 --> 01:19:00,628
Oh.

2009
01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:02,487
I'm sorry.

2010
01:19:02,559 --> 01:19:04,152
That's, I mean,
that's... that's too bad.

2011
01:19:04,223 --> 01:19:05,979
Oh, no, no, it's... it's cool.

2012
01:19:06,047 --> 01:19:08,502
My mom said my dad
wasn't like, mature enough

2013
01:19:08,575 --> 01:19:11,030
to deal with a kid,
anyway, so, yeah.

2014
01:19:11,967 --> 01:19:13,691
So how do you
guys know each other?

2015
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:16,215
Oh, this young man
is quite the mechanic.

2016
01:19:16,288 --> 01:19:18,841
And he's only 15 years old.
Isn't that impressive?

2017
01:19:18,912 --> 01:19:20,286
Really? You're 15?

2018
01:19:20,351 --> 01:19:22,174
- Yeah.
- That is impressive.

2019
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:23,934
He's a handsome kid, huh?

2020
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,047
Yeah.

2021
01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:28,120
Almost like a young,
half-Hispanic Marlon Brando.

2022
01:19:30,815 --> 01:19:31,764
Well,

2023
01:19:32,223 --> 01:19:34,263
I'll leave
you two guys to talk.

2024
01:19:34,335 --> 01:19:36,375
You probably have
a lot in common.

2025
01:19:43,616 --> 01:19:45,917
Well, hmm.

2026
01:19:46,752 --> 01:19:49,719
So you're 15.

2027
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:13,342
Come on, let's conga.

2028
01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:15,512
Did you order
the Tom Collins, sir?

2029
01:20:15,583 --> 01:20:17,656
Is it made with
fresh lemon juice?

2030
01:20:17,728 --> 01:20:18,972
They're Bermuda lemons, sir.

2031
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:20,349
And I squeezed them myself.

2032
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:25,149
Stay safe, Santa.

2033
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:47,004
I mean,
it's romantic out here,

2034
01:20:47,072 --> 01:20:48,479
don't you think?

2035
01:20:49,056 --> 01:20:50,911
The moon, the sea,

2036
01:20:51,328 --> 01:20:52,310
isn't it nice?

2037
01:20:52,384 --> 01:20:53,660
Yeah, it's nice.

2038
01:20:55,935 --> 01:20:58,139
You look very handsome
tonight, Jack.

2039
01:20:58,207 --> 01:20:59,963
Oh.
Thank you, honey.

2040
01:21:03,967 --> 01:21:05,789
What are you
doing to my ears?

2041
01:21:06,751 --> 01:21:08,028
Nothing.

2042
01:21:12,128 --> 01:21:13,076
Hey!

2043
01:21:13,696 --> 01:21:15,899
I have to go to the bathroom,
I'll be right back.

2044
01:21:15,968 --> 01:21:17,244
Okay.

2045
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:26,999
Hello, Greg.

2046
01:21:27,071 --> 01:21:28,053
Hi, Jack.

2047
01:21:31,775 --> 01:21:33,085
Did you have
a nice conversation

2048
01:21:33,152 --> 01:21:34,581
with your son?

2049
01:21:34,911 --> 01:21:37,300
Jack, I've never even met
that kid before.

2050
01:21:37,983 --> 01:21:40,700
Focker, you've been covering
this up from the very beginning.

2051
01:21:40,767 --> 01:21:42,196
No, I haven't, Jack.

2052
01:21:42,271 --> 01:21:44,693
It's just another one
of your crazy theories.

2053
01:21:44,768 --> 01:21:45,716
Greg.

2054
01:21:46,048 --> 01:21:47,575
You're still in
the circle of trust,

2055
01:21:47,648 --> 01:21:49,949
so I'm gonna give you
one more chance.

2056
01:21:50,271 --> 01:21:51,798
Are you ready to admit

2057
01:21:51,871 --> 01:21:54,108
that you've been hiding this
from Pam?

2058
01:21:54,176 --> 01:21:55,605
No, I haven't.

2059
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:56,857
You're not hiding anything?

2060
01:21:56,927 --> 01:21:58,902
No, all right?

2061
01:21:59,392 --> 01:22:00,821
Oh, Greg.

2062
01:22:03,328 --> 01:22:05,979
What are you holding?
What's in your hand?

2063
01:22:06,048 --> 01:22:06,996
Nothing.

2064
01:22:07,072 --> 01:22:08,927
Jack, I can see it
in the mirror. What is it?

2065
01:22:08,992 --> 01:22:10,301
You got something
in your hand.

2066
01:22:10,367 --> 01:22:11,709
Don't worry about it, Greg.

2067
01:22:11,775 --> 01:22:13,084
Is that a needle?

2068
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:14,774
Yes, it is.

2069
01:22:15,871 --> 01:22:16,951
You seem tense.

2070
01:22:17,024 --> 01:22:18,584
I was going to
offer you a sedative.

2071
01:22:19,584 --> 01:22:20,729
You're joking, right?

2072
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:21,912
No, I'm not.

2073
01:22:23,455 --> 01:22:24,633
Jack.

2074
01:22:24,704 --> 01:22:26,460
Is that tartar sauce
on your shoulder?

2075
01:22:26,527 --> 01:22:27,574
Tartar sauce?

2076
01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:32,600
Why?

2077
01:22:33,759 --> 01:22:34,970
You've been injected

2078
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:37,145
with a highly concentrated
dose of sodium pentothal.

2079
01:22:37,216 --> 01:22:38,525
Street name: Truth serum.

2080
01:22:38,592 --> 01:22:40,414
You won't recall this
in a few minutes

2081
01:22:40,479 --> 01:22:42,268
and tonight,
for the first time in your life,

2082
01:22:42,336 --> 01:22:43,383
my young friend,

2083
01:22:43,455 --> 01:22:45,430
you are going to be honest.

2084
01:22:47,551 --> 01:22:49,177
Keep the pressure on it.

2085
01:22:49,664 --> 01:22:51,900
Get down, Little Jack.
Get funky.

2086
01:22:55,327 --> 01:22:56,276
Oh.

2087
01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:57,462
Hey there, preggers.

2088
01:22:57,536 --> 01:22:58,518
Quiet.

2089
01:22:58,592 --> 01:22:59,672
How're you doin'?

2090
01:22:59,743 --> 01:23:00,692
Fine, where've you been?

2091
01:23:00,768 --> 01:23:04,477
I went to the bathroom to pee
and now I'm talking to you,

2092
01:23:04,543 --> 01:23:06,932
my fiancée, who I've delayed
marrying for two years

2093
01:23:07,007 --> 01:23:09,276
because I didn't want
our parents to meet.

2094
01:23:10,591 --> 01:23:11,573
What?

2095
01:23:11,647 --> 01:23:12,596
What?

2096
01:23:13,119 --> 01:23:14,232
What?

2097
01:23:14,591 --> 01:23:16,315
You don't like me?
It's okay.

2098
01:23:16,384 --> 01:23:18,239
I don't like your
little red outfit.

2099
01:23:18,304 --> 01:23:20,278
Makes you look
like a little demon-baby.

2100
01:23:20,351 --> 01:23:21,529
Maybe I'll get you

2101
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:23,127
a little pitchfork
for Christmas, huh,

2102
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:25,087
so we can put you
on a can of Underwood ham.

2103
01:23:25,151 --> 01:23:27,606
I'm sorry that I can't make
little "poop" sounds

2104
01:23:27,679 --> 01:23:29,621
and I can't make
little things

2105
01:23:29,695 --> 01:23:31,583
that tell people
when I wanna do things.

2106
01:23:31,648 --> 01:23:32,892
And guess what?

2107
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:34,204
I can make
a sign to you, too.

2108
01:23:34,272 --> 01:23:35,799
How's that for a sign?

2109
01:23:38,912 --> 01:23:41,148
Uh-oh. Look, Bernie's gone up
on the stage. Come.

2110
01:23:41,215 --> 01:23:43,517
Now, to say a few words,

2111
01:23:43,583 --> 01:23:47,958
one of the great
registered nurses of all time,

2112
01:23:48,031 --> 01:23:49,755
Gaylord Myron Focker.

2113
01:23:50,911 --> 01:23:52,188
Come on,
let's give it up to Gay.

2114
01:23:52,256 --> 01:23:53,663
Give it up to him.

2115
01:23:57,664 --> 01:24:00,446
Bernie Focker!

2116
01:24:00,511 --> 01:24:02,748
I love the shirt, Dad.

2117
01:24:03,391 --> 01:24:05,846
Thank you. All right.

2118
01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:08,347
It's great to be here
with all of you

2119
01:24:08,416 --> 01:24:11,961
as I am about to set sail

2120
01:24:12,031 --> 01:24:14,071
in my ship of life,

2121
01:24:14,144 --> 01:24:16,119
with my first mate,

2122
01:24:16,191 --> 01:24:18,330
the beautiful young
blonde lass over there.

2123
01:24:18,399 --> 01:24:19,348
Hey, baby.

2124
01:24:20,192 --> 01:24:21,501
I love you, honey.

2125
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:26,170
I still masturbate to Pam.

2126
01:24:27,295 --> 01:24:28,277
Greg.

2127
01:24:28,351 --> 01:24:29,300
What? It's true.

2128
01:24:29,375 --> 01:24:30,717
Honey, what?
Come on, you're hot.

2129
01:24:30,783 --> 01:24:31,994
Look at her.

2130
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:33,948
Look at those boobs. Man!

2131
01:24:34,431 --> 01:24:35,773
I just wanna...

2132
01:24:35,839 --> 01:24:37,847
I just wanna lather them up
with soap and just...

2133
01:24:39,136 --> 01:24:40,445
I love it.

2134
01:24:40,512 --> 01:24:42,933
Man, I just wanna... just wanna
nestle in there

2135
01:24:43,071 --> 01:24:45,886
and just take
a little vacation in there.

2136
01:24:46,911 --> 01:24:48,286
Honey.

2137
01:24:48,415 --> 01:24:49,822
Honey, what? I'm sorry.

2138
01:24:49,887 --> 01:24:52,091
Okay, excuse me
for you being perfect.

2139
01:24:52,159 --> 01:24:53,566
Hey, you know
who else is great?

2140
01:24:53,696 --> 01:24:55,125
That woman over there.

2141
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:57,850
My future mother-in-law,
Dina Byrnes.

2142
01:24:58,175 --> 01:24:59,582
<i>♪ Dina, Dina, fofina ♪</i>

2143
01:24:59,648 --> 01:25:01,174
<i>♪ Banana fana fofina ♪</i>

2144
01:25:01,247 --> 01:25:03,451
<i>♪ I love Di-Di-Dina ♪</i>

2145
01:25:03,519 --> 01:25:05,145
<i>♪ Byrnes ♪</i>

2146
01:25:06,016 --> 01:25:07,739
You know, they say
if you really wanna know

2147
01:25:07,807 --> 01:25:08,920
what a woman
will look like

2148
01:25:08,991 --> 01:25:11,130
when she gets older,
you should look at her mother.

2149
01:25:11,199 --> 01:25:14,134
Well, I'm a lookin'
and I'm a likin'.

2150
01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:17,534
Look at her! Sweetness!

2151
01:25:20,095 --> 01:25:22,616
Good genes,
the Byrnes gene pool.

2152
01:25:24,064 --> 01:25:25,438
Hey, hey, you.

2153
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:27,065
Yeah, you.

2154
01:25:27,167 --> 01:25:28,116
Hold on.

2155
01:25:28,191 --> 01:25:29,566
Pam,
I gotta tell you something

2156
01:25:29,632 --> 01:25:31,999
about... about this little
dude right here.

2157
01:25:32,256 --> 01:25:35,868
In my first really passionate
sexual awakening,

2158
01:25:35,967 --> 01:25:38,302
I did,
in fact, lose my virginity

2159
01:25:38,431 --> 01:25:40,733
to our beautiful housekeeper,
Isabel.

2160
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:42,207
Greg, honey,
that was in the past.

2161
01:25:42,271 --> 01:25:43,481
So why don't
you come sit down?

2162
01:25:43,551 --> 01:25:45,973
No, no, honey, 'cause I have
to get this off my chest, really.

2163
01:25:46,048 --> 01:25:47,258
Sit.

2164
01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:50,684
We conceived a child.

2165
01:25:53,439 --> 01:25:55,097
And his name is
Jorge Villalobos.

2166
01:25:55,167 --> 01:25:56,826
Come up here, Jorge.
Come up here.

2167
01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:59,800
Let's lift
the veil of mystery.

2168
01:26:00,192 --> 01:26:02,777
The fruit of my loins
is right here.

2169
01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:05,785
Everybody take a look.
See his face.

2170
01:26:06,271 --> 01:26:07,318
He's mine.

2171
01:26:07,808 --> 01:26:09,782
Search your feelings, Jorge.

2172
01:26:09,919 --> 01:26:11,480
You know it to be true.

2173
01:26:20,127 --> 01:26:21,207
It's okay.
I know.

2174
01:26:21,279 --> 01:26:22,773
I know.
Lot of information.

2175
01:26:22,847 --> 01:26:23,895
You let it settle.

2176
01:26:23,967 --> 01:26:24,949
Who'd have thunk it, huh?

2177
01:26:25,023 --> 01:26:26,878
Come on,
give that kid a hand.

2178
01:26:28,671 --> 01:26:30,526
Oh, and, uh, Jack?

2179
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:32,924
Pam's pregnant.

2180
01:26:35,391 --> 01:26:37,050
Focker out.

2181
01:27:09,824 --> 01:27:10,772
Hey.

2182
01:27:10,847 --> 01:27:11,796
Hey.

2183
01:27:11,936 --> 01:27:13,659
What happened last night?

2184
01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:17,527
Well, you got drunk
and told my dad I'm pregnant.

2185
01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:18,810
You revealed you have

2186
01:27:18,879 --> 01:27:20,603
a 15-year-old son
named Jorge.

2187
01:27:20,672 --> 01:27:23,127
And, oh, apparently
you have the hots for my mom.

2188
01:27:23,456 --> 01:27:24,633
Oh, my God.

2189
01:27:25,311 --> 01:27:26,621
I... I...

2190
01:27:26,688 --> 01:27:28,248
You mean,
is that really true?

2191
01:27:28,895 --> 01:27:30,324
I think she's attractive.

2192
01:27:30,399 --> 01:27:33,530
No, that you have a son
you never told me about.

2193
01:27:34,495 --> 01:27:35,870
I... Honey, if it is,

2194
01:27:35,936 --> 01:27:38,172
I never heard about it
before last night.

2195
01:27:38,239 --> 01:27:40,574
Isabel never
said anything to me. I... I...

2196
01:27:40,703 --> 01:27:41,881
I mean.

2197
01:27:42,208 --> 01:27:44,575
I don't even
remember drinking.

2198
01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:46,549
You're telling me the truth,
aren't you?

2199
01:27:46,623 --> 01:27:48,281
Of course, I am.
Pam,

2200
01:27:48,447 --> 01:27:49,527
I love you.

2201
01:27:49,599 --> 01:27:51,966
I would never lie to you
about anything like that.

2202
01:27:56,352 --> 01:27:57,726
I love you, too.

2203
01:27:57,887 --> 01:27:59,895
And if Jorge
really is your son,

2204
01:28:00,575 --> 01:28:02,234
then we will make it work.

2205
01:28:03,616 --> 01:28:04,728
Okay.

2206
01:28:04,832 --> 01:28:06,293
I...

2207
01:28:08,511 --> 01:28:11,228
Hey, how did your dad react
to the pregnancy news?

2208
01:28:11,360 --> 01:28:12,538
Well,

2209
01:28:13,536 --> 01:28:14,997
just as you'd expect.

2210
01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:17,012
He slept in the RV.

2211
01:28:17,087 --> 01:28:19,062
He hasn't spoken
to anyone since last night.

2212
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:23,702
Pam,
we have to leave this island.

2213
01:28:23,776 --> 01:28:25,598
Get in the RV right now.

2214
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:27,899
Bernard, get out
from under the vehicle

2215
01:28:27,968 --> 01:28:29,397
or I will run you over.

2216
01:28:29,471 --> 01:28:30,715
I'm not moving, Jack.

2217
01:28:30,783 --> 01:28:32,507
There's a non-violent way
to handle this.

2218
01:28:32,576 --> 01:28:33,524
What's going on?

2219
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:34,909
Well, your father
wants to leave,

2220
01:28:34,975 --> 01:28:36,502
and Bernie is staging
a sit-in.

2221
01:28:36,576 --> 01:28:37,656
Dad, come on, get up.

2222
01:28:37,728 --> 01:28:38,742
This is ridiculous.

2223
01:28:38,815 --> 01:28:40,441
You weren't around
in the '60s, man.

2224
01:28:40,512 --> 01:28:42,105
This is how
we got things done.

2225
01:28:42,176 --> 01:28:45,656
Pam, Dina, we have to get
off this island. It's evil.

2226
01:28:45,727 --> 01:28:47,669
Jack Byrnes, out of the RV.

2227
01:28:47,744 --> 01:28:49,631
You are acting
like such a jerk.

2228
01:28:54,464 --> 01:28:56,603
Yes, there you go.

2229
01:28:56,703 --> 01:28:58,197
Jacko!
Yes.

2230
01:28:58,336 --> 01:28:59,862
Man, we're gonna
have a grandchild.

2231
01:28:59,935 --> 01:29:01,429
Come on,
we should be celebrating.

2232
01:29:01,503 --> 01:29:02,965
How could you not see it?

2233
01:29:03,040 --> 01:29:05,276
Greg is completely unfit
to handle a child.

2234
01:29:05,343 --> 01:29:07,416
He's neglected his own son
for 15 years.

2235
01:29:07,488 --> 01:29:09,146
Hey, Jack, I didn't even know
he existed.

2236
01:29:09,216 --> 01:29:10,198
That's right.

2237
01:29:10,272 --> 01:29:11,679
Who knows what to believe
with you?

2238
01:29:11,744 --> 01:29:13,118
You're dishonest
about everything.

2239
01:29:13,183 --> 01:29:15,900
You're so much better, Jack?
Why don't you tell everybody

2240
01:29:15,968 --> 01:29:17,822
what you did last night
to Greg at the party.

2241
01:29:17,888 --> 01:29:18,902
Muskrat, Dina.

2242
01:29:18,975 --> 01:29:20,764
Oh, stuff
your muskrat, Jack.

2243
01:29:21,247 --> 01:29:24,313
He shot Greg with truth serum
before his speech.

2244
01:29:24,383 --> 01:29:25,430
What?

2245
01:29:25,503 --> 01:29:27,064
Yeah,
I found this in his pocket.

2246
01:29:27,136 --> 01:29:28,630
Here we go again, Dad.

2247
01:29:28,704 --> 01:29:31,486
He did the same thing
to Pam's junior prom date.

2248
01:29:31,552 --> 01:29:33,145
Wait a minute.
Yes, yes. Wait a minute.

2249
01:29:33,216 --> 01:29:34,394
You stuck a needle in my neck.

2250
01:29:34,464 --> 01:29:35,958
You drugged my son?

2251
01:29:36,192 --> 01:29:38,745
I had no choice.
He refuses to tell the truth.

2252
01:29:38,816 --> 01:29:40,026
Because he's terrified,

2253
01:29:40,095 --> 01:29:41,557
and he thinks
he has to impress you.

2254
01:29:41,631 --> 01:29:43,126
He's had us
trying to impress you,

2255
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:44,182
but in my opinion,

2256
01:29:44,255 --> 01:29:45,466
Jack, I think it's you

2257
01:29:45,536 --> 01:29:46,943
who should be
trying to impress us.

2258
01:29:47,008 --> 01:29:48,350
Jack.

2259
01:29:48,416 --> 01:29:50,488
You've insulted me,
my wife, my son,

2260
01:29:50,559 --> 01:29:51,988
our entire way of life.

2261
01:29:52,064 --> 01:29:54,039
I've sat back and taken it.
But now,

2262
01:29:54,111 --> 01:29:55,704
you've crossed the line, sir.

2263
01:29:55,775 --> 01:29:57,783
And I'm gonna have
to kick your ass.

2264
01:29:57,856 --> 01:29:59,350
Dad, dad, wait a second.

2265
01:29:59,424 --> 01:30:02,423
I'm gonna teach this florist
some justice, Focker-style.

2266
01:30:02,495 --> 01:30:03,706
Just calm down.

2267
01:30:03,776 --> 01:30:05,085
Just give me
a minute to stretch.

2268
01:30:05,152 --> 01:30:06,810
Bernie,
you're gonna hurt yourself.

2269
01:30:06,879 --> 01:30:08,603
We can talk this through.

2270
01:30:08,672 --> 01:30:10,013
It's too late for words,
Rosalind.

2271
01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:11,290
Dad, Dad, no, no,

2272
01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:12,702
please,
no dance fighting. Stop!

2273
01:30:12,768 --> 01:30:13,913
This is Capoeira, man.

2274
01:30:13,984 --> 01:30:15,064
This is hardcore shit.

2275
01:30:15,136 --> 01:30:16,958
Bernard, if you continue,

2276
01:30:17,056 --> 01:30:18,517
you will force
me to engage you.

2277
01:30:18,592 --> 01:30:20,348
And once I begin
the sequence of combat,

2278
01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:22,041
it can only end
with your demise.

2279
01:30:22,112 --> 01:30:24,599
Bring it, dog. Come on.
Bring it. Come on.

2280
01:30:24,671 --> 01:30:25,686
He's taunting me.

2281
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:26,840
Dad.

2282
01:30:26,912 --> 01:30:27,860
Greg!
Greg!

2283
01:30:27,936 --> 01:30:29,692
What, Bernie,
you're gonna snap now?

2284
01:30:30,271 --> 01:30:31,318
Greg!

2285
01:30:31,391 --> 01:30:32,285
What?

2286
01:30:33,728 --> 01:30:35,386
Now look what you did.

2287
01:30:35,456 --> 01:30:36,863
It's your fault.

2288
01:30:36,928 --> 01:30:38,357
He's bleeding.
He's bleeding, Daddy.

2289
01:30:38,432 --> 01:30:39,992
That's it. Pam, Dina,

2290
01:30:40,064 --> 01:30:41,373
I'm calling
a family conference.

2291
01:30:41,439 --> 01:30:42,486
Come on.

2292
01:30:42,559 --> 01:30:43,672
No, Dad, this is the family.

2293
01:30:43,744 --> 01:30:46,013
All right? In a few weeks,
I'm not gonna be Pam Byrnes.

2294
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:47,389
I'm gonna be Pamela Focker.

2295
01:30:47,455 --> 01:30:48,666
Or Byrnes-Focker.

2296
01:30:48,736 --> 01:30:49,913
We haven't
totally decided yet.

2297
01:30:49,983 --> 01:30:52,088
No, no, no, I'm gonna be
Pamela Martha Focker.

2298
01:30:52,159 --> 01:30:53,588
I know how that sounds,

2299
01:30:53,663 --> 01:30:55,092
but... but that's
the name I'm taking.

2300
01:30:55,168 --> 01:30:56,924
Pamcake, you're upset.
I'm not so sure

2301
01:30:56,992 --> 01:30:58,552
you're thinking
clearly right now.

2302
01:30:58,623 --> 01:30:59,572
I'm trying, Dad.

2303
01:30:59,648 --> 01:31:01,142
It's you who
is not thinking clearly.

2304
01:31:01,216 --> 01:31:03,125
These two kids
love each other. Look.

2305
01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:06,299
We've been kvelling about
this pregnancy all weekend.

2306
01:31:06,624 --> 01:31:08,282
You knew she was pregnant?

2307
01:31:08,544 --> 01:31:10,234
We all did, Jack.

2308
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,935
Daddy, I was gonna tell you
after the wedding, I swear.

2309
01:31:17,023 --> 01:31:19,260
This is the reason I created
the circle of trust

2310
01:31:19,327 --> 01:31:21,564
so we could
discuss these things.

2311
01:31:21,919 --> 01:31:23,326
The circle isn't gonna work

2312
01:31:23,391 --> 01:31:25,847
if you don't trust
anyone that's in it, Dad.

2313
01:31:32,288 --> 01:31:33,302
Dad.

2314
01:31:33,375 --> 01:31:34,390
Jack, don't.

2315
01:31:34,464 --> 01:31:36,602
No, Dad.
Daddy.

2316
01:31:36,671 --> 01:31:37,620
Honey.

2317
01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:39,643
Daddy, please.
Daddy, where are you going?

2318
01:31:39,711 --> 01:31:41,206
Jack. Come on.

2319
01:31:46,048 --> 01:31:48,382
Daddy, come back, please.

2320
01:31:54,176 --> 01:31:56,445
This is nicht gut.

2321
01:32:11,583 --> 01:32:12,598
Is it ringing?

2322
01:32:12,672 --> 01:32:13,686
There's no answer.

2323
01:32:13,759 --> 01:32:15,286
Well, let's give him
some space.

2324
01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:16,822
Maybe he's learning
to self-soothe.

2325
01:32:16,895 --> 01:32:18,139
- Roz.
- What?

2326
01:32:18,207 --> 01:32:19,833
This is crazy. I'm going.

2327
01:32:19,904 --> 01:32:20,951
I'm coming with you, Son.

2328
01:32:21,023 --> 01:32:22,103
No, Dad, I can do it myself.

2329
01:32:22,176 --> 01:32:23,899
We gotta make up time.
I know these roads

2330
01:32:23,967 --> 01:32:25,756
like the back
of my hand.

2331
01:32:27,008 --> 01:32:29,528
Come on, let's put
this family back together.

2332
01:32:30,367 --> 01:32:32,440
Dad, I know a shortcut.

2333
01:32:32,511 --> 01:32:34,551
It will lead us
to the freeway.

2334
01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:38,586
I think you make
a right up here or a left.

2335
01:32:38,655 --> 01:32:40,411
It's either one or the other.

2336
01:32:40,479 --> 01:32:41,941
You don't know
where we are, do you?

2337
01:32:42,016 --> 01:32:43,292
You know,
something's wrong here.

2338
01:32:43,359 --> 01:32:44,603
This makes no sense at all.

2339
01:32:44,671 --> 01:32:46,395
Dad, it's a map of Detroit.

2340
01:32:46,464 --> 01:32:48,057
Oh, well, that explains it.

2341
01:32:48,128 --> 01:32:49,207
Dad.

2342
01:32:49,279 --> 01:32:50,327
Punch it, Gay.

2343
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:51,479
We gotta catch that dude.

2344
01:32:55,264 --> 01:32:56,278
Oh, shit.

2345
01:32:56,351 --> 01:32:57,726
Come on.
Come on. Keep going.

2346
01:32:57,792 --> 01:32:59,996
Dad, come on, it's a cop.

2347
01:33:00,064 --> 01:33:02,235
Listen carefully.
Let me do the talking.

2348
01:33:02,303 --> 01:33:04,027
I know how to handle
the local cops.

2349
01:33:04,096 --> 01:33:05,339
No, don't... don't
do any talking.

2350
01:33:05,408 --> 01:33:06,487
Don't shush me,
I'm a lawyer.

2351
01:33:06,559 --> 01:33:07,508
I'm not shushing you.

2352
01:33:07,584 --> 01:33:09,656
You know how many tickets
I've talked myself out of?

2353
01:33:09,727 --> 01:33:11,134
Oh, wow.
Will you look at this guy.

2354
01:33:11,199 --> 01:33:12,628
Don't they have
height requirements?

2355
01:33:12,704 --> 01:33:14,111
- We're screwed.
- No, we're not.

2356
01:33:14,175 --> 01:33:16,379
Don't. Don't, Dad, he said
to remain in the vehicle.

2357
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:20,826
Sir, I said to remain
in your vehicle.

2358
01:33:20,895 --> 01:33:22,837
I just wanna talk to you
for one second.

2359
01:33:22,912 --> 01:33:24,984
Let's just talk
like friendly Floridians.

2360
01:33:25,055 --> 01:33:26,714
If you fail to comply,
I will arrest you.

2361
01:33:26,784 --> 01:33:28,344
You see, my son's future
father-in-law

2362
01:33:28,416 --> 01:33:30,172
thinks my Gay back there
has a bastard son.

2363
01:33:30,240 --> 01:33:31,222
I said shut it.

2364
01:33:31,296 --> 01:33:32,278
Shut it.

2365
01:33:32,352 --> 01:33:33,879
I know my civil rights now.

2366
01:33:33,951 --> 01:33:35,512
You know your rights? Huh?

2367
01:33:35,584 --> 01:33:36,631
Oh!

2368
01:33:36,704 --> 01:33:37,980
I have sensitive wrists.

2369
01:33:38,048 --> 01:33:39,030
Excuse me.

2370
01:33:39,103 --> 01:33:40,565
Sir, return to your vehicle.

2371
01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:42,014
I don't know
what he said, but...

2372
01:33:42,079 --> 01:33:43,421
That's it.
On your belly.

2373
01:33:43,487 --> 01:33:44,502
On my belly?

2374
01:33:44,576 --> 01:33:45,558
You got a hearing problem?

2375
01:33:45,632 --> 01:33:46,712
No, I'm just trying to say...

2376
01:33:46,783 --> 01:33:49,402
Now we have two failures
to comply.

2377
01:33:49,792 --> 01:33:52,214
Now, I need the two of you

2378
01:33:52,287 --> 01:33:55,484
to remain on the vehicle.

2379
01:33:58,495 --> 01:34:00,917
Okay, now here's my plan.

2380
01:34:00,992 --> 01:34:02,006
Plan?

2381
01:34:02,079 --> 01:34:03,192
Dad, no.

2382
01:34:03,264 --> 01:34:04,693
That was just a joke.

2383
01:34:06,496 --> 01:34:07,739
I'm sorry.

2384
01:34:08,032 --> 01:34:10,749
I was... I was just trying
to help you, Gay.

2385
01:34:10,815 --> 01:34:12,244
I know, Dad.

2386
01:34:12,383 --> 01:34:13,845
You're always trying to help.

2387
01:34:19,359 --> 01:34:20,374
Talk to me, Marty.

2388
01:34:20,448 --> 01:34:22,357
What's the intel
on Operation Living Skeleton?

2389
01:34:22,432 --> 01:34:24,799
Focker is not
the kid's father, Jack.

2390
01:34:24,896 --> 01:34:26,073
Are you kidding me?

2391
01:34:26,143 --> 01:34:27,802
I was sure I had that pegged.

2392
01:34:27,968 --> 01:34:29,942
I'm sending you
a visual uplink now.

2393
01:34:30,015 --> 01:34:33,049
The dad was a minor-league
Florida ball player.

2394
01:34:33,120 --> 01:34:35,192
His name is Rusty Bridges.

2395
01:34:37,280 --> 01:34:38,654
We all make mistakes, Santa.

2396
01:34:38,784 --> 01:34:40,191
Foxtrot One out.

2397
01:34:49,664 --> 01:34:51,322
34 years spent reading
other people

2398
01:34:51,391 --> 01:34:52,885
and I get it all wrong.

2399
01:34:52,959 --> 01:34:53,974
My own wife,

2400
01:34:54,048 --> 01:34:55,836
I don't even know
what she's thinking.

2401
01:34:55,903 --> 01:34:57,813
My daughter keeps
secrets from me.

2402
01:34:58,463 --> 01:35:00,121
Sometimes I think
you're the only person

2403
01:35:00,191 --> 01:35:01,882
I can really talk to, L.J.

2404
01:35:03,136 --> 01:35:05,786
Asshole.

2405
01:35:11,647 --> 01:35:13,141
I know.

2406
01:35:29,183 --> 01:35:32,532
F-O-C-K-E-R.

2407
01:35:32,927 --> 01:35:33,876
Hey, it's Jack.

2408
01:35:33,951 --> 01:35:34,879
Hey, Jack.

2409
01:35:36,032 --> 01:35:37,014
Wait!

2410
01:35:37,088 --> 01:35:38,070
Jack!

2411
01:35:38,143 --> 01:35:39,223
Jack.

2412
01:35:39,295 --> 01:35:40,343
Halt.

2413
01:35:40,415 --> 01:35:41,626
Jack.

2414
01:35:42,208 --> 01:35:43,833
Jack. Jack.

2415
01:35:44,255 --> 01:35:45,630
Weaver stance!

2416
01:35:48,576 --> 01:35:50,551
Oh, my God.
You shot my son.

2417
01:35:50,623 --> 01:35:51,703
Halt.

2418
01:35:51,775 --> 01:35:53,302
Your son has merely
been stunned

2419
01:35:53,376 --> 01:35:55,132
by a less than lethal weapon.

2420
01:35:58,080 --> 01:35:59,225
Remain calm.

2421
01:35:59,392 --> 01:36:01,628
50,000 volts of electricity
are now passing

2422
01:36:01,696 --> 01:36:03,670
into your skeletal
muscle tissue.

2423
01:36:03,743 --> 01:36:06,077
Your central nervous system
has been incapacitated

2424
01:36:06,144 --> 01:36:09,177
but you will regain
motor functions momentarily.

2425
01:36:12,928 --> 01:36:14,455
Officer,
do you mind telling me

2426
01:36:14,528 --> 01:36:15,902
why you're arresting
these men?

2427
01:36:15,967 --> 01:36:19,196
Oh, mercy, it just gets
better and better.

2428
01:36:19,296 --> 01:36:22,045
That is none of your business,
looky-loo.

2429
01:36:22,112 --> 01:36:23,638
Return to your camper.

2430
01:36:23,711 --> 01:36:25,206
At ease, son.
Put away the Taser.

2431
01:36:25,279 --> 01:36:26,523
Jack Byrnes, CIA.

2432
01:36:26,656 --> 01:36:27,899
C-I what?

2433
01:36:28,863 --> 01:36:30,489
Says here you're retired.

2434
01:36:30,591 --> 01:36:34,388
What'll you show me next,
old-timer, your AARP card?

2435
01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:36,382
Now, you listen to me,
and you listen good.

2436
01:36:36,447 --> 01:36:37,396
What's he doing?

2437
01:36:37,472 --> 01:36:39,414
Don't worry,
he'll get us out of this.

2438
01:36:39,488 --> 01:36:40,436
You have no right to...

2439
01:36:40,512 --> 01:36:41,526
Stand down, sir.

2440
01:36:41,599 --> 01:36:43,509
No, I will not stand down.
You will stand down.

2441
01:36:43,584 --> 01:36:44,729
I will not stand down.

2442
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:45,847
You will stand down

2443
01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:47,164
or you will be
working security

2444
01:36:47,232 --> 01:36:48,661
in a retirement home
in Point Beach.

2445
01:36:48,736 --> 01:36:50,045
Remain calm.

2446
01:36:51,072 --> 01:36:52,316
It's been almost an hour.

2447
01:36:52,384 --> 01:36:53,758
You think
they caught up with him?

2448
01:36:53,823 --> 01:36:55,165
Sure, sweetheart.

2449
01:36:55,231 --> 01:36:56,376
If I know Bernie,

2450
01:36:56,447 --> 01:36:58,782
they're probably sitting in
a café in Little Havana

2451
01:36:58,848 --> 01:37:01,499
eating chimichangas
and working out their issues.

2452
01:37:10,495 --> 01:37:11,870
Check it out.

2453
01:37:12,352 --> 01:37:14,174
He's got a rubber booby.

2454
01:37:26,911 --> 01:37:28,089
What's going on?

2455
01:37:28,191 --> 01:37:30,363
What's going on?
I was talking to Judge Goldfarb.

2456
01:37:30,432 --> 01:37:31,642
It's done, we're out.

2457
01:37:31,711 --> 01:37:33,173
I thought you
were making a call.

2458
01:37:33,248 --> 01:37:35,255
We don't need it. I ran into
the judge in the hall.

2459
01:37:35,328 --> 01:37:36,310
I took care of everything.

2460
01:37:36,384 --> 01:37:37,496
Yeah, right.

2461
01:37:38,624 --> 01:37:40,053
What're you saying, Jack?

2462
01:37:40,128 --> 01:37:42,102
I'm saying, if you had kept
your mouth shut

2463
01:37:42,175 --> 01:37:44,150
in the first place
we wouldn't be in this mess.

2464
01:37:44,224 --> 01:37:45,401
I'm a lawyer, Jack.

2465
01:37:45,471 --> 01:37:46,748
I'm trying to get us
out of here.

2466
01:37:46,815 --> 01:37:48,822
What'd you do,
give the judge your fondue recipe?

2467
01:37:48,895 --> 01:37:50,805
At least I'm comfortable
enough in my own skin

2468
01:37:50,880 --> 01:37:51,959
to cook for my family.

2469
01:37:52,031 --> 01:37:54,235
When's the last time you gave
your wife breakfast in bed?

2470
01:37:54,303 --> 01:37:56,540
When is the last time
you gave her anything in bed?

2471
01:37:56,608 --> 01:37:57,818
Now you're out
of line, Focker.

2472
01:37:57,887 --> 01:37:59,164
You're out of line, man.

2473
01:37:59,232 --> 01:38:01,020
No, you hurt
my feelings there,

2474
01:38:01,088 --> 01:38:03,160
and there's no reason
to hurt my feelings.

2475
01:38:03,232 --> 01:38:04,890
- Would you guys stop?
- He insulted me.

2476
01:38:04,959 --> 01:38:07,130
Well, this isn't about you,
all right?

2477
01:38:07,327 --> 01:38:08,571
It's not about either of you.

2478
01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:09,916
It's about me and Pam.

2479
01:38:09,984 --> 01:38:12,056
We're getting married.
That's it.

2480
01:38:12,127 --> 01:38:13,982
We're starting
our own circle of trust.

2481
01:38:14,047 --> 01:38:15,902
And guess what?
You're not in it.

2482
01:38:16,512 --> 01:38:19,130
Oh, you can't start a circle of trust.
It's my circle.

2483
01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:21,087
You don't have a patent
on the circle, Jack.

2484
01:38:21,152 --> 01:38:23,573
By the way, you're not even
in your own circle right now.

2485
01:38:23,647 --> 01:38:24,629
That is untrue.

2486
01:38:24,704 --> 01:38:26,559
I say who's in or out
of the circle.

2487
01:38:27,680 --> 01:38:29,752
Well, I'm confused.
Whose circle am I in?

2488
01:38:31,903 --> 01:38:33,213
Nobody's.

2489
01:38:40,639 --> 01:38:42,614
Look,
we're starting a family, okay?

2490
01:38:42,688 --> 01:38:44,149
We're gonna have a baby.

2491
01:38:44,223 --> 01:38:46,111
I have a 15-year-old son.

2492
01:38:46,432 --> 01:38:48,374
You guys gotta put aside
your issues

2493
01:38:48,704 --> 01:38:50,776
and... and
do what's best for us. Okay?

2494
01:38:51,903 --> 01:38:54,140
Greg, Jorge is not your son.

2495
01:38:54,208 --> 01:38:55,190
What?

2496
01:38:55,264 --> 01:38:57,598
I had a comparative
DNA analysis done last night.

2497
01:38:57,663 --> 01:38:59,224
And I made a mistake.

2498
01:38:59,296 --> 01:39:00,856
You made a mistake?

2499
01:39:01,247 --> 01:39:02,808
Yes, I did.
Wait a minute.

2500
01:39:02,880 --> 01:39:04,374
Truth serum, DNA matches.

2501
01:39:04,448 --> 01:39:05,909
Who the hell are you,
Jack Byrnes?

2502
01:39:05,984 --> 01:39:07,544
I'm not really a florist,
Bernard.

2503
01:39:07,615 --> 01:39:09,503
I was in the CIA
for 32 years.

2504
01:39:09,568 --> 01:39:11,423
And I retired
right before I met Greg.

2505
01:39:12,255 --> 01:39:14,394
Oh, sure.
Well, that makes sense.

2506
01:39:14,976 --> 01:39:16,885
<i>♪ Bingo, bango, bongo ♪</i>

2507
01:39:17,696 --> 01:39:20,117
Bernie, what the heck are you
still doing here?

2508
01:39:20,191 --> 01:39:21,140
Ira.

2509
01:39:21,215 --> 01:39:23,223
Open up, let these guys out.

2510
01:39:23,296 --> 01:39:25,434
Judge, what exactly
did he say to you?

2511
01:39:25,503 --> 01:39:27,161
He didn't have
to say anything.

2512
01:39:27,231 --> 01:39:29,141
Dr. Roz saved my marriage.

2513
01:39:29,216 --> 01:39:31,125
I'd do anything
for that woman.

2514
01:39:31,328 --> 01:39:32,734
You tell sugar-pants

2515
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:34,588
I'll see her in class
next week.

2516
01:39:34,655 --> 01:39:36,117
Will do, Ira. Thanks.

2517
01:39:36,863 --> 01:39:38,172
Well, what can I say?

2518
01:39:38,239 --> 01:39:39,548
I'm married to
a powerful woman.

2519
01:39:39,616 --> 01:39:41,241
- All right, gentlemen. Let's go.
- Excuse me.

2520
01:39:41,311 --> 01:39:42,293
What?

2521
01:39:42,367 --> 01:39:43,447
Can you close the cell door?

2522
01:39:43,520 --> 01:39:45,342
Focker!
You want to remain in the cell?

2523
01:39:45,407 --> 01:39:47,796
We're not done talking yet.

2524
01:39:48,447 --> 01:39:49,462
What?

2525
01:39:50,463 --> 01:39:52,351
So, what do you think, huh?

2526
01:39:52,895 --> 01:39:55,001
Can we work this out or not?

2527
01:39:56,096 --> 01:39:57,044
Okay.

2528
01:39:57,887 --> 01:39:58,836
Jack?

2529
01:39:59,647 --> 01:40:00,792
Uh...

2530
01:40:02,368 --> 01:40:03,546
Good enough.

2531
01:40:03,968 --> 01:40:04,916
All right, then, uh,

2532
01:40:04,992 --> 01:40:06,780
I think Pam and I should...
should get married

2533
01:40:06,848 --> 01:40:07,796
this weekend.

2534
01:40:07,903 --> 01:40:08,852
This weekend?

2535
01:40:08,928 --> 01:40:10,521
Oh, I'm not so sure
that's a good idea.

2536
01:40:10,592 --> 01:40:12,217
You wanna be in the circle
or not, Jack?

2537
01:40:12,287 --> 01:40:13,465
Okay,
we'll do it this weekend.

2538
01:40:13,536 --> 01:40:14,484
Oh, Jack.

2539
01:40:20,575 --> 01:40:23,259
Hey, I think I can get
Judge Ira to marry you guys.

2540
01:40:23,328 --> 01:40:24,440
Oh, I don't think so.

2541
01:40:24,511 --> 01:40:26,005
But if it's all right
with you, Greg,

2542
01:40:26,079 --> 01:40:28,119
I already have
a minister in mind.

2543
01:40:36,608 --> 01:40:39,063
<i>♪ If I were a carpenter ♪</i>

2544
01:40:39,583 --> 01:40:41,950
<i>♪ And you were a lady ♪</i>

2545
01:40:42,688 --> 01:40:44,379
Oh my God, Daddy.
You didn't!

2546
01:40:44,544 --> 01:40:46,911
Meeting Greg made
such an impression on Kevin,

2547
01:40:46,976 --> 01:40:48,918
he spent eight months
in Israel on a kibbutz,

2548
01:40:48,992 --> 01:40:50,453
then he took
an Internet course

2549
01:40:50,527 --> 01:40:52,437
and got ordained
as an inter-faith minister.

2550
01:40:54,367 --> 01:40:56,025
Jack told me you were okay

2551
01:40:56,095 --> 01:40:57,557
with me conducting
the ceremony.

2552
01:40:57,632 --> 01:40:58,712
I hope that's true.

2553
01:40:58,783 --> 01:41:01,020
Yeah, yeah, no,
I think it's great.

2554
01:41:05,183 --> 01:41:07,005
I mean, it is a little weird.

2555
01:41:07,584 --> 01:41:09,209
You listen to me
when I say this.

2556
01:41:09,279 --> 01:41:10,228
Pam and I didn't have

2557
01:41:10,303 --> 01:41:12,343
one-tenth
of the spiritual connection

2558
01:41:12,415 --> 01:41:14,171
that you two obviously share.

2559
01:41:14,239 --> 01:41:16,378
I mean, I look at you both
together and you're beautiful.

2560
01:41:16,447 --> 01:41:18,389
I get it. Okay?

2561
01:41:18,496 --> 01:41:20,154
Okay, thank you, Kevin.

2562
01:41:20,224 --> 01:41:21,468
Thank you, Greg.

2563
01:41:28,895 --> 01:41:31,099
You're gonna be a great mom,
Pamcake.

2564
01:41:33,087 --> 01:41:34,648
Thank you, Daddy.

2565
01:41:58,176 --> 01:42:00,631
And who gives this woman
to this man?

2566
01:42:00,992 --> 01:42:03,839
I do.
Jack Tiberius Byrnes.

2567
01:42:13,759 --> 01:42:14,708
Daddy.

2568
01:42:18,624 --> 01:42:19,933
Sorry, Greg.

2569
01:42:20,288 --> 01:42:22,197
She's all yours now.

2570
01:42:29,663 --> 01:42:30,972
That was sweet, honey.

2571
01:42:31,039 --> 01:42:32,152
Are you all right?

2572
01:42:32,255 --> 01:42:33,597
Shalom, everyone.

2573
01:42:33,663 --> 01:42:35,802
Shalom.

2574
01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:39,673
Which is Hebrew for
"what's going on?"

2575
01:42:41,728 --> 01:42:44,149
Let us begin with
the blessing of the wine.

2576
01:43:00,832 --> 01:43:04,476
Amen.

2577
01:43:10,303 --> 01:43:11,580
- Kevin.
- What?

2578
01:43:11,807 --> 01:43:13,084
Yeah, go ahead.

2579
01:43:15,168 --> 01:43:16,575
<i>♪ Crazy about my baby ♪</i>

2580
01:43:16,640 --> 01:43:19,160
<i>♪ Crazy about my baby
Crazy about my baby ♪</i>

2581
01:43:30,815 --> 01:43:31,961
Well, hi.

2582
01:43:32,031 --> 01:43:33,624
- Rosalind.
- Yeah.

2583
01:43:33,695 --> 01:43:36,183
I just have to say
I underestimated you.

2584
01:43:36,255 --> 01:43:37,335
Oh.

2585
01:43:37,408 --> 01:43:38,717
When it comes to relationships

2586
01:43:38,783 --> 01:43:40,245
I'm starting to see

2587
01:43:40,320 --> 01:43:42,359
that you might actually know
what you're talking about.

2588
01:43:44,384 --> 01:43:45,594
I appreciate that, Jack.

2589
01:43:45,663 --> 01:43:46,808
Really, thank you.

2590
01:43:46,879 --> 01:43:50,175
I also was curious about
the advice you gave Judge Ira.

2591
01:43:51,456 --> 01:43:54,456
Is that classified information?

2592
01:43:54,528 --> 01:43:56,764
I thought you'd never ask.

2593
01:43:56,831 --> 01:43:59,799
I'm gonna give you
a crash course, okay?

2594
01:44:00,448 --> 01:44:01,495
Come here.

2595
01:44:04,159 --> 01:44:05,108
Really?

2596
01:44:10,463 --> 01:44:12,602
And I do that for
how many minutes?

2597
01:44:13,599 --> 01:44:16,796
Hey! There's my brother
from another mother.

2598
01:44:17,824 --> 01:44:19,612
Congratulations, Jacko.

2599
01:44:21,535 --> 01:44:23,096
Put that away, Bernard.

2600
01:44:26,560 --> 01:44:27,989
We're family now.

2601
01:44:32,799 --> 01:44:33,977
We're family.

2602
01:44:34,719 --> 01:44:36,148
Now, if you'll excuse me,

2603
01:44:36,224 --> 01:44:38,428
I have some unfinished business
to take care of.

2604
01:44:38,528 --> 01:44:40,284
<i>♪ I'm crazy about my baby ♪</i>

2605
01:44:40,800 --> 01:44:42,687
<i>♪ I'm crazy about my baby ♪</i>

2606
01:44:42,751 --> 01:44:44,093
Go get her, tiger.

2607
01:44:47,136 --> 01:44:48,925
We Fockerized him.

2608
01:44:48,992 --> 01:44:50,006
Sure did.

2609
01:44:50,079 --> 01:44:51,640
I'd like to Fockerize you.

2610
01:44:51,776 --> 01:44:53,532
<i>♪ Crazy about you baby ♪</i>

2611
01:44:55,104 --> 01:44:56,533
<i>♪ Crazy about you baby ♪</i>

2612
01:44:56,607 --> 01:44:58,517
<i>♪ I know
you're crazy about me ♪</i>

2613
01:45:01,247 --> 01:45:04,411
<i>♪ Who's gonna take
my love away? Nobody ♪</i>

2614
01:45:04,479 --> 01:45:06,934
<i>♪ Who's gonna take my love? ♪</i>

2615
01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:10,167
<i>♪ Who's gonna take
my love away? ♪</i>

2616
01:45:10,432 --> 01:45:13,050
<i>♪ Who's gonna take my love? ♪</i>

2617
01:45:13,119 --> 01:45:15,290
Sweetheart, do we have
to hurry like this?

2618
01:45:15,360 --> 01:45:16,952
Honey,
we're in a covert operation.

2619
01:45:17,023 --> 01:45:18,933
The bandleader
told me we have 23 minutes

2620
01:45:19,008 --> 01:45:20,950
before
they cut the cake.

2621
01:45:26,271 --> 01:45:27,897
Jack, what are you doing?

2622
01:45:28,031 --> 01:45:29,690
Little trick
Bernie taught me.

2623
01:45:29,920 --> 01:45:31,229
<i>♪ Crazy about my baby ♪</i>

2624
01:45:31,296 --> 01:45:34,111
<i>♪ Crazy about my baby
Crazy about my baby ♪</i>

2625
01:45:34,176 --> 01:45:37,754
<i>♪ Crazy about my baby,
my baby's crazy 'bout me ♪</i>

2626
01:45:40,576 --> 01:45:44,318
<i>♪ Crazy about my baby,
my baby's crazy 'bout me ♪</i>

2627
01:45:54,047 --> 01:45:55,640
Now let's find out, L.J.,

2628
01:45:55,711 --> 01:45:58,100
why the Ferber method
isn't working.

2629
01:46:03,999 --> 01:46:05,461
Oh, hi, baby.

2630
01:46:05,536 --> 01:46:07,739
Hi, Little Jack.
Okay.

2631
01:46:07,808 --> 01:46:10,142
Oh, look what I brought you.

2632
01:46:10,207 --> 01:46:13,469
Oh, what did I bring?
A chocolate.

2633
01:46:14,111 --> 01:46:16,021
For the baby.

2634
01:46:16,768 --> 01:46:18,295
Yummy, is that good?

2635
01:46:18,368 --> 01:46:20,091
I know you're
not supposed to have this.

2636
01:46:20,160 --> 01:46:21,654
Grandpa Jack
doesn't like chocolate.

2637
01:46:21,727 --> 01:46:23,734
But he's a little,
you know, whacko.

2638
01:46:23,807 --> 01:46:24,887
Don't tell him, okay?

2639
01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:27,000
You know what?
I got some cake in the refrigerator.

2640
01:46:27,072 --> 01:46:28,665
Later I'll bring
you that, okay?

2641
01:46:28,736 --> 01:46:30,558
Chocolate cake.
Good boy.

2642
01:46:31,072 --> 01:46:33,341
But don't tell anyone, okay?
One more.

2643
01:46:37,280 --> 01:46:38,971
You yell and scream
all you want.

2644
01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:41,276
Make noise, that's what
this country's all about.

2645
01:46:41,343 --> 01:46:43,765
I think we've got a
little protester on our hands.

2646
01:46:43,840 --> 01:46:45,301
Oh, it figures,

2647
01:46:45,375 --> 01:46:47,197
I should've known
this was gonna go on.

2648
01:46:47,263 --> 01:46:48,441
Always question authority.

2649
01:46:48,511 --> 01:46:51,326
You have to question everything
El Stiffo Grandpa Jack says.

2650
01:46:51,391 --> 01:46:53,115
You know why?
Because' he's full of...

2651
01:46:53,184 --> 01:46:54,940
Because he's full of...

2652
01:46:56,511 --> 01:46:58,300
Grandpa Jack is full of...

2653
01:47:01,663 --> 01:47:03,256
Grandpa Jack is full of...

2654
01:47:09,120 --> 01:47:11,225
There he is.
Little Man Jack.

2655
01:47:11,295 --> 01:47:12,986
How're you doing?

2656
01:47:13,312 --> 01:47:15,483
Can I interest you
in a little vodka?

2657
01:47:15,936 --> 01:47:17,245
Just kidding.

2658
01:47:17,760 --> 01:47:19,483
I'm, like, uh, officially
your uncle now.

2659
01:47:19,551 --> 01:47:20,729
So I was thinking

2660
01:47:20,832 --> 01:47:22,904
maybe I should give you
some uncley advice.

2661
01:47:22,975 --> 01:47:25,015
You know, little hints
for surviving in this family

2662
01:47:25,087 --> 01:47:26,680
'cause you gotta learn
to keep secrets

2663
01:47:26,752 --> 01:47:28,541
from your psycho Grandpa Jack.

2664
01:47:28,608 --> 01:47:29,622
He was really upset

2665
01:47:29,695 --> 01:47:31,189
when you crawled out
of the playpen.

2666
01:47:31,263 --> 01:47:33,751
Which is why we never tell him
that instead of watching you,

2667
01:47:33,824 --> 01:47:35,515
I was actually
out by the lagoon

2668
01:47:35,584 --> 01:47:37,177
smoking a little reefer.

2669
01:47:40,032 --> 01:47:43,065
Or that whole thing
about Pam being pregnant.

2670
01:47:43,839 --> 01:47:45,694
There's no little Focker
on the way.

2671
01:47:45,759 --> 01:47:46,872
Whole thing was just made up

2672
01:47:46,944 --> 01:47:48,983
so Jack would
let us get married. But...

2673
01:47:49,055 --> 01:47:51,259
You gotta do
what you gotta do, right?

2674
01:47:51,744 --> 01:47:54,613
That's cute, that little
alligator tchotchke thing.

2675
01:47:54,688 --> 01:47:56,030
What's that in its mouth?

2676
01:47:56,096 --> 01:47:58,517
It's got like a... a camera!

2677
01:48:00,607 --> 01:48:01,851
Busted.

2678
01:48:04,224 --> 01:48:05,238
Hi, Jack.

2679
01:48:05,311 --> 01:48:07,580
I knew you were there
all along. I was just, uh,

2680
01:48:07,647 --> 01:48:08,891
doin' a little show for you.

2681
01:48:08,959 --> 01:48:10,650
You know I don't smoke pot
or anything,

2682
01:48:10,719 --> 01:48:12,345
and Pam is pregnant.

2683
01:48:12,416 --> 01:48:14,358
You should've seen the look
on your face, though.

2684
01:48:14,432 --> 01:48:15,359
Oh, so good.

2685
01:48:15,423 --> 01:48:17,725
Asshole.

2686
01:48:19,488 --> 01:48:21,593
Hey, look at me,
Jack, what am I?

2687
01:48:25,504 --> 01:48:27,359
I am a frozen caveman.

2688
01:48:27,424 --> 01:48:29,147
Study me, Jack.

2689
01:48:29,215 --> 01:48:32,564
Learn how strange
the Focker genetic code is.

2690
01:48:32,640 --> 01:48:34,844
We are weird mutants
who hug and kiss.

2691
01:48:34,912 --> 01:48:37,083
We show emotion.

2692
01:48:37,376 --> 01:48:38,783
Jack must learn from us

2693
01:48:38,848 --> 01:48:40,408
and chip away
with his hammer of truth.

2694
01:48:40,479 --> 01:48:41,854
Ha, Focker.

2695
01:48:42,176 --> 01:48:43,452
Wooga booga.