0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:22,332 --> 00:00:27,332 2 00:00:27,532 --> 00:00:47,732 "ADANK DOANK" "Wong Cilegon" 3 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:50,978 Di negeri Sparta... 4 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,282 Saat bayi-bayi dilahirkan... 5 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:57,016 Para sesepuh akan memeriksa bila ada cacat. 6 00:00:57,090 --> 00:01:01,584 Ah. Apa kau ibuku? 7 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,925 Karena aku siap untuk menghisap puting susu. 8 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,436 Bila ada cacat... 9 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:17,942 bayi itu akan ditolak. 10 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,412 Dan jika bayi itu... 11 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,575 berdarah Vietnam... 12 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:27,313 Brangelina akan mengambilnya. 13 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:33,249 Imut, ya? 14 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:36,860 Saksikanlah Leonidas... 15 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,420 Ah-ooh! 16 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:41,194 ...Seorang Spartan yang sempurna. 17 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:49,240 Sejak kecil... 18 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:50,970 Leonidas sudah diajarkan bertempur. 19 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,807 Ayo, bajingan cilik! Ayo! 20 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:54,369 Kau tidak bisa mengalahkanku. 21 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:55,937 Kau tidak akan pernah bisa jadi seorang Spartan. 22 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:57,539 Terima ini, Nek! 23 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,881 Aah! 24 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:06,389 Dia sudah disiksa, diajarkan tidak mengenal rasa sakit. 25 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,450 Katakan, Mr. Bond... 26 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:10,120 berapa nomor rekeningnya? 27 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:12,630 Siapa itu Mr. Bond? 28 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,291 Aku Leonidas. 29 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,301 Kau menguji kesabaranku, Double-Oh. 30 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,337 Tapi aku bukan Double- 31 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:19,632 Oh! 32 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:23,635 Oh! 33 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,473 Little Miss Sunshine! 34 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:28,378 Oh, oh- 35 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:31,417 Ini enak. Oh- 36 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:34,180 Benar. Yeah. 37 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:37,348 Tidak, tidak, tidak. 38 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:42,586 Mr. Bond, perkenalkan Captain Adorable. 39 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:43,629 Anjing pintar. 40 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:46,324 Anjing pintar. Siapa yang pintar? 41 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,868 Leonidas dikirim ke alam liar... 42 00:02:56,943 --> 00:03:00,310 untuk belajar bertahan hidup. 43 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:07,483 Dia melawan dinginnya salju... 44 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:10,580 menahan rasa lapar. 45 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:19,823 Tanpa mayo? 46 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:22,561 Ini omong kosong! 47 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,939 Binatang buas mengintai Leonidas... 48 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:33,172 dengan mata merah menyala seperti api dari neraka. 49 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,756 Ya ampun, kakimu gembira sekali. 50 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:57,697 Apa yang kau tertawakan, Bodoh? 51 00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:00,102 Aku akan mendorongkan kaki gembiraku ke bokongmu... 52 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,606 - Bodoh. - Penguin baik. 53 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:03,801 Mau kemana kau, pengecut? 54 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:08,776 Aku akan menjadikanmu pelacurku, Leonidas. 55 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:10,372 Menjilat zakarku. 56 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:19,186 Sekarang makanlah lubang pantat penguinku. 57 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,193 Taco Bell itu tidak bisa duduk dengan benar. 58 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:23,624 Oh, bau! 59 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:26,631 Ha! Makan itu. 60 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,712 Kau mati, Leonidas. 61 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,112 Ucapkan "Apa kabar?" ke Anna Nicole untukku. 62 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:48,682 Sial! Aku tersangkut! 63 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:50,723 Oh, ada penguin terjepit! 64 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,223 Tolong! Tolong! 65 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:01,223 Oh! Pantatku! 66 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,201 Pantatku sakit! Oh! 67 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:04,736 Mengapa kau memperlakukanku seperti itu? 68 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,897 Ayolah, Bung, aku bisa menusukmu. 69 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,133 Kita bisa membicarakannya. 70 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:10,698 Aku akan menghisap penismu! 71 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:18,181 Dan anak yang dilepaskan ke alam liar... 72 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:21,118 telah kembali sebagai Raja! 73 00:06:07,051 --> 00:06:08,451 Buah dada. 74 00:06:14,943 --> 00:06:16,343 Tanda tangani? 75 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,634 Itu juga asli. 76 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,474 Ya! 77 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:24,944 Nikahi aku? 78 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,984 Apa itu? 79 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,426 Angka kombinasi sabuk keperawananku. 80 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:41,559 Oh- 81 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,000 Leonidas! 82 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:59,015 Leonidas berbahagia. 83 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:03,988 Dia menikahi Margo, dan memberinya seorang putera. 84 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:07,822 Dan kehidupan di negeri Sparta berjalan baik. 85 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:12,191 Ya! Ya! Bagus! 86 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,493 Terimakasih, Ayah. 87 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:19,193 Ulurkan tanganmu. 88 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,036 Ingat, Nak. Seorang kstaria... 89 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,735 harus belajar menerima pukulan. 90 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,006 Bertempurlah dengan otakmu; 91 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,877 berfikir dengan hatimu. 92 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:30,916 Hah? 93 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:32,917 Beri dia gaya paku tiang, Sayang. 94 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,046 Gaya paku tiang? 95 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,423 Itu baru anakku. 96 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,327 Ratuku. 97 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:52,428 Tidak! 98 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,938 - Kapten. - Tidak! 99 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:56,770 Saya lihat Leonidas sedang membentuk calon Raja Sparta kita... 100 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,242 menjadi seorang pria. 101 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,911 Aku ingat saat ayahku biasanya mengalahkanku. 102 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:08,252 Upacara tradisional jalan masuk. 103 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,748 Bukan. Ayahku seorang pemabuk. 104 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,122 Ow! 105 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:19,827 Utusan dari Xerxes menanti, Rajaku. 106 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,439 Salam, Leonidas. 107 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,136 Salam, Utusan. 108 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:35,780 Apa-apaan itu? 109 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:36,780 Apa? 110 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:37,941 Kau baru saja menciumku! 111 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:41,009 Itu cara pria Sparta saling menyapa. 112 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,487 Menepuk tangan bagi para wanita... 113 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:46,354 dan berciuman dengan mulut terbuka bagi para pria. 114 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,699 Ooh. 115 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,134 Aku mengerti. 116 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,193 Mengerti apa? 117 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,866 Uh... kau punya... 118 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:03,772 "masyarakat bebas" di sini. 119 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:06,004 Ya. Masyarakat merdeka. 120 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:07,807 Bukan berarti ada yang salah dengan itu. 121 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,279 Aku suka orang hitam besar. 122 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:17,788 Yeah. 123 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:22,658 Mari, utusan, kita jalan. 124 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,867 Xerxes Agung telah menguasai dunia... 125 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,698 dengan pasukan Persia-nya yang hebat... 126 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,933 dan telah menentukan jajahan terakhirnya- 127 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,496 Sparta. 128 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,812 Mari kita bicara di tepi Lubang Maut Besar. 129 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,473 Oke. 130 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:45,312 Xerxes seorang Raja yang baik... 131 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:46,817 dia menawarkan... 132 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:49,184 pilihan perdamaian daripada perang. 133 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:53,020 Tidak ada darah yang menetes... 134 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:56,186 selama kalian, para pria Spartan bersedia membangun piramidnya... 135 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:59,823 dan para wanita kalian menjadi budak seksnya... 136 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,628 dan anak-anak kalian... 137 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,430 bekerja di bengkelnya... 138 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:05,265 membuat sepatu Nikes. 139 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:09,440 Cukup beralasan. 140 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,770 Aku yakin kau... 141 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,744 berfikir begitu, Penasihat Traitoro. 142 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,570 Katakan pada Xerxes... 143 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,077 ...untuk membawa permintaannya... 144 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,310 dan membuangnya! 145 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,080 Apa-apan ini?! 146 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,212 Apa? Dia mendatangiku! 147 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:57,482 Tidak. 148 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,751 Kawan, istrimu seksi. 149 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,158 Ini berarti perang! 150 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,425 Hey, hey, hey, santai saja, santai saja. 151 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,023 Uh, kami sudah punya San Francisco... 152 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,328 dan West Hollywood. 153 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,336 Kami tidak butuh Sparta. 154 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,634 Aku tinggal bilang ke Xerxes "jangan pergi. " 155 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,911 Tendang dia. 156 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,145 Ini gila! 157 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,244 Gila? 158 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,822 Ini Sparta! 159 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,298 Kenapa kau lakukan itu? 160 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,666 Dia mau mundur. 161 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:51,609 Tuanku, dia akan bilang ke Xerxes bahwa Sparta... 162 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:53,645 bukan untuk mereka. Jadi, apapun yang kau lakukan... 163 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,374 jangan tendang dia ke dalam Lubang Maut. 164 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,973 Berhenti menendang orang ke Lubang Maut. Sungguh! 165 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,385 Aku tidak tahu kenapa kalian... 166 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,723 selalu menimpakan kesalahan padaku dalam segala hal. 167 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,386 Aku seorang dewasa dan bertanggungjawab. 168 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,488 Lihat aku. Aku sedang menyusui bayiku. 169 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,396 Terkadang aku memberinya susu goreng. 170 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,661 Aku menyebutnya susu soda. 171 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,963 Mirip dengan ASI, tapi digoreng. 172 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,264 Dan kau tinggal memasukkannya ke mulut. 173 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:19,395 Dia menyukainya. Bukan begitu, Sayang! 174 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,341 Aku seorang pembelanja yang cerdas. 175 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,247 Aku mendapatkan smua perlengkapan ini di gang dari seorang wanita Mexico. 176 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,443 Tawar menawar/i> 177 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:33,678 Berbelanja 178 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,679 Kenapa semua kira aku mengacau? 179 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,247 Sial! Apa aku terlihat gila? 180 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:47,231 Oh... 181 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,995 Tuhanku! 182 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,829 Oh, sial! 183 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:53,303 Hilang sudah palimonyku! 184 00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:54,964 K- Fed tidak memilikinya. 185 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,372 K- Fed, kembali padaku! 186 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,843 Kumohon? Akan kubiarkan kau di dalam rokku. 187 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,539 Itu baru pacar K-Fed. 188 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,050 Oh, yeah! 189 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,315 Ah-ah-ah, yeah! 190 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:12,824 Ooh-ooh-ooh! 191 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,189 Yeah! 192 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:16,895 Yeah! 193 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:22,056 Aku bukan gay! 194 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,267 Leonidas. 195 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,566 Ryan Seacrest? 196 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,337 Bagaimana rasanya tendangan itu? 197 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:34,004 Mari kita dengar apa kata para juri. 198 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,013 - Randy? - Yo, Leo, Sobat... 199 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,879 Aku tidak merasakan apa-apa dari tendangan itu, kawan. 200 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,851 Aku tak tahu apa yang terjadi, Bung. 201 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,717 Bagiku semua tidak masalah. 202 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:45,450 - Maksudku, biasa saja. - Paula? 203 00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:49,255 Leonidas... 204 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,853 Kau.. 205 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,694 membuatku bergerak. 206 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,427 Y- 207 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,966 Aku tidak- 208 00:13:59,038 --> 00:13:59,970 Simon? 209 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,097 Leonidas... 210 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,641 Kurasa tendangan itu... 211 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:07,042 benar-benar menakutkan. 212 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,136 Oh... Simon- 213 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,579 Malah, aku sudah pernah lihat tendangan yang lebih bagus... 214 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:11,275 dari seekor keledai tua. 215 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,442 Oh- 216 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,543 Aku tidak membicarakanmu, Paula. 217 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,054 Maaf, Raja... 218 00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:21,525 tapi perjalananmu berakhir di sini. 219 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,660 Oh, enyahlah kalian! 220 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,893 Apa yang kau...? 221 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:53,186 Aku keluar! 222 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,284 Bagus sekali, Tuanku. 223 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:58,728 Waktunya berkonsultasi dengan para pendeta. 224 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,372 Pendeta pada masa kuno adalah peasihat raja. 225 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:20,908 Penjilat yang aneh, nasihat mereka berdasarkan sogokan. 226 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,191 Oh. Oh, Oxy 10. 227 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,352 Oh, Neutrogena. 228 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,895 Ini ada SPF. 229 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,225 Perlindungan sehari penuh. 230 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,856 Lihat ini. 231 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,525 Exfoliator dengan alpha hydroxy. 232 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,568 Ini bagus untukmu, Glenn. 233 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,603 Gosokkan itu di seluruh permukaan wajah menjijikkanmu. 234 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:43,569 Apa maumu, Raja Leonidas? 235 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,075 Pendeta Kuno... 236 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,044 Aku butuh petunjukmu. 237 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,741 Aku sedang mengumpulkan 300 prajurit untuk berperang dengan Persia. 238 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:55,185 Aku akan menyerang mereka dari belakang. 239 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,484 Di sini, di sini. 240 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,524 Dan aku akan mengurung... 241 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,785 ...dan menyerang mereka dari depan! 242 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:05,929 Apa?! 243 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,295 Apa yang kau tertawakan?! 244 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,061 Bukan apa-apa. 245 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,658 Bukan apa-apa. 246 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,034 Apa yang lucu?! 247 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,039 Lihat, ini yang perlu kalian lihat! 248 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,438 Ini adalah formasi tempur! 249 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:17,440 Formasi temp... 250 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:18,635 Dia menyebutnya begitu! 251 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:22,203 Itu nampak seperti belakang panggung konser Elton John! 252 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:23,441 Hentikan! Ini tidak lucu! 253 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,005 Ini masalah serius! 254 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,312 Tidak ada orang Spartan yang berperang... 255 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,617 tanpa berkonsultasi dahulu... 256 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,850 kepada peramal! 257 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,403 Para pendeta hanya memilih gadis Sparta... 258 00:16:55,481 --> 00:17:00,544 yang paling cantik untuk menjadi peramal mereka. 259 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,316 Oh- 260 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,085 Si jelek Betty? 261 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,558 Dia punya kepribadian hebat. 262 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,190 Eww! 263 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,630 Aku melihatnya bagai Jabba the Hutt. 264 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,065 Bagiku itu seksi. 265 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,412 Oh- 266 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,950 See-nah skah-nah... 267 00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:43,290 labwana no-cho dame. 268 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,763 "Fo' shizel my nizzel. " 269 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:53,271 "Selamatkan cheerleader... selamatkan dunia. " 270 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:56,068 Sebenarnya, aku bukan seorang Pahlawan. 271 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,234 "kantung air bilang apa?" 272 00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,106 Apa? 273 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,407 "pelumas payudara bilang apa?" 274 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:06,382 Apa? 275 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,381 Dia berjalan masuk ke dalamnya. 276 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,651 Apa maksud kalian? Aku tidak mengerti. 277 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:15,989 Berperang melawan Persia kau pasti mati. 278 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,656 Kau celaka, Bung. 279 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:47,883 Apa?! 280 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:54,566 Dia tampak seperti boneka Ken! 281 00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,599 Dingin! 282 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,590 Tommy Lee? 283 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,297 Shaq? 284 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,434 Borat? 285 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,071 Oakland Raiders? 286 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,377 Kenapa rajaku begitu gelisah? 287 00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:44,745 Aku tidak bisa tidur. 288 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:48,684 aku memikirkan peperangan itu. 289 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,656 Kau masih memikirkan apa yang dikatakan peramal? 290 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,990 Hanya ada satu wanita yang harus kau dengar kata-katanya. 291 00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,321 Oprah. 292 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,695 Isterimu? 293 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,859 Benar, benar. 294 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,130 Bagaimana aku akan bisa... 295 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,796 menghadapi pengadilan opini publik? 296 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,837 Harry Knowles di acara "Ain't It Cool News"... 297 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:15,471 bilang film ini hanya potongan murahan dari film 300. 298 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:25,018 Sekalipun peramal tidak mendukungmu, aku tetap mendukungmu. 299 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,388 Juga rakyat Sparta. 300 00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,484 Ini mungkin malam terakhir kita bersama. 301 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,154 Kau mau melakukannya? 302 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,131 Seolah baru pertama kali melakukannya. 303 00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,823 ...97... 98... 304 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:03,360 ...99... 305 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,986 100! 306 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:08,123 Kalahkan rekorku. 307 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,398 Kapten. 308 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:16,736 Tuanku. 309 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,044 Kau sudah mengumpulkan pasukanku yang siap untuk... 310 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,985 bertarung sampai mati demi kebebasan Sparta? 311 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,180 Ya, Paduka. 312 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:39,159 Aku ingin 300 orang. 313 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,995 Sepertinya ini... kurang. 314 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:44,001 Hanya ini orang-orang kuat yang sesuai dengan... 315 00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,003 spesifikasimu. 316 00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,335 "Seorang dengan kulit coklat gelap khas Mediterrania... 317 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:49,806 "body seksi... " 318 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,775 dan, uh... 319 00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:52,673 Ya? 320 00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,006 "... diberkati dengan baik. " 321 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,341 Haawoo! Haawoo! 322 00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,540 Haawoo! 323 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:58,173 Siap bertempur untukmu, Paduka! 324 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,218 Tidak akan mundur! Tidak akan menyerah! 325 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:03,448 Sampai titik terakhir dan melewatinya! 326 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,751 Dia sangat berani, Paduka. 327 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,487 dan payudara pria yang bagus. 328 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,593 Benar sekali. 329 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,932 Mereka cukup. 330 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,872 Kau kapten yang baik, Kapten. 331 00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:26,104 Tapi teman terbaik... tidak ada sepertimu. 332 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,805 Terimakasih. 333 00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:43,989 Terimakasih. 334 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:45,120 Mm-hm. 335 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,129 Sial! 336 00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:50,401 Dia punya paket besar. 337 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,004 Aku membawakanmu gula-gula. Mama bilang kau suka membungkusnya. 338 00:22:58,076 --> 00:22:59,805 Dia wanita yang baik. 339 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,971 Selamat tinggal, Ayah. 340 00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:03,409 Sampai jumpa, Nak. 341 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,412 Perkenalan? 342 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,818 Raja Leonidas, ini anakku, Sonio. 343 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,412 Paduka. 344 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,924 Mengapa dia tidak ikut? 345 00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:15,186 Dia bukan prajurit. 346 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,454 Dan dia satu-satunya putraku... 347 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:18,996 ditakdirkan untuk membawa namaku. 348 00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,190 Bagaimana menurut kalian? 349 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:24,360 Yummy. 350 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,427 Memang, saudariku. 351 00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,598 Kurasa dia seksi. 352 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,176 Jika kau tak suka... 353 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,774 kau boleh cium pantat besarku! 354 00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,020 Ooh! Oh! 355 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:48,182 Selamat, Sonio. 356 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,319 Kau sekarang sedang menuju jalanmu menjadi seorang... 357 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:51,828 Pejuang Sparta hebat berikutnya! 358 00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:04,836 Spartan! 359 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,052 Anakku... 360 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,384 Aku takkan melupakanmu. 361 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,788 Kau begitu kecil sekarang... 362 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:23,191 tapi suatu hari nanti kau akan tumbuh menjadi besar dan kuat... 363 00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:24,558 seperti ayahmu. 364 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:25,994 Dia bukan anakmu. 365 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,497 Kau bajingan. 366 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,366 Jaga ibumu. 367 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,505 Tegarlah, Nak. 368 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,388 Kembalilah dengan perisaimu... 369 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:53,287 atau di atasnya. 370 00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:56,885 Jika aku kembali di atasnya, aku mau kau pergi. 371 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:58,930 Tidak akan. 372 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,090 Jika kau mati, Aku akan bermain. 373 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,690 Sejujurnya... 374 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:06,203 Aku selalu ingin melakukannya dengan gadis yang gemuk. 375 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,601 Mereka sudah siap, Paduka. 376 00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:39,933 Bagus. Kita menuju selatan ke Gerbang Panas... 377 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:42,269 di mana kita akan mencegat pasukan Persia. 378 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:43,705 Mau kemana kalian? 379 00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:46,744 Peramal bilang jika kita berperang, kita akan celaka. 380 00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:51,373 Peramal juga bilang bahwa lukisan abstrak kita palsu. 381 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,314 Tapi aku harap berbeda. 382 00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,086 Berikan perintah, Kapten. 383 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,757 Spartans! Berbaris! 384 00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,163 Ah-ooh! 385 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,101 Pasukan Spartan menuju selatan. 386 00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,175 Jalan! 387 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,727 Woo! 388 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,180 Prajurit Spartan yang tak kenal takut... 389 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:05,950 tiba di Gerbang Panas... 390 00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:09,687 di mana bahaya mengintai di setiap sudut. 391 00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:14,394 Berhenti! 392 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,070 Kelelahan selama perjalanan... 393 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:24,040 Pasukan Spartan mengumpulkan kembali electrolyte mereka. 394 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:33,915 Gatorade. Ada di dalam dirimu? 395 00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:42,425 Bagaimana menurutmu, Paduka? 396 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,122 Kita akan menggunakan jalan sempit Gerbang Panas... 397 00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:46,993 untuk memojokkan pasukan Persia... 398 00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:50,466 di mana jumlah besar mereka tidak akan berarti apa-apa. 399 00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:53,060 Kapten, apakah ada yang melihat jalan kecil yang lain.. 400 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,538 yang bisa digunakan pasukan Persia untuk menyerang kita? 401 00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:57,040 Tidak ada, Tuan. 402 00:27:57,108 --> 00:28:00,635 Aku tahu jalan kecil itu, Paduka. 403 00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:09,986 Mundur, makhluk tersembunyi. 404 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,216 Ada jalan kecil kambing rahasia tepat di atas Gerbang Panas. 405 00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:14,884 Jika pasukan Persia menemukannya, mereka bisa mengepungmu. 406 00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,426 Tenanglah, Kapten. 407 00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:20,287 Tunjukkan dirimu. 408 00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:25,329 Paris Hilton? 409 00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:26,427 Hai, semuanya. 410 00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:27,994 Apa yang terjadi padamu? 411 00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:30,564 Oh. Maksudmu bungkuk ini? 412 00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:33,167 Yeah. Bungkuk. 413 00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:35,007 Ini cuma, "Kau masuk penjara. 414 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,604 "Sekarang kau bisa bebas. 415 00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:37,978 Sekarang kau kembali masuk penjara. " 416 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:41,314 Terus seperti itu. 417 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,081 Aku benar-benar bingung. 418 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:45,213 Maksudku, sekalipun Tinkerbell berpura-pura. 419 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:46,655 Dia belum bergerak sejak Sabtu. 420 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,625 Tapi dia tetap jadi berita, aneh. 421 00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:50,251 Dan aku... 422 00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,956 mereka merubahku menjadi seperti... 423 00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,625 monster yang benar-benar aneh! 424 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,668 Aku bahkan tidak tahu... oh. 425 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,829 Tunggu sebentar. 426 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:05,171 Oh- 427 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,268 Hello? 428 00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:08,505 Oh, hei, Nicole. 429 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,514 Tidak apa. Hanya beberapa orang pria dengan pedang. 430 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,709 Tidak, maksudku pedang asli, Nicole. 431 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,046 Kau kasar sekali. 432 00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:15,711 Ya, aku lapar. Kau makan? 433 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:17,152 Oh, kau makan buah almond? 434 00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:19,315 Oh, kau sudah cukup makan seharian. 435 00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:22,325 Oke. Kalo begitu kita pergi ke Pinkberry. 436 00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:23,553 Dah, sexy. 437 00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:27,157 Dengar... 438 00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,666 Impianku menjadi seorang Sparta. 439 00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:35,036 Aku ingin bertempur untukmu, Paduka. 440 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:41,545 - Apa yang kau bisa? - Mmm. 441 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:45,276 Kau sudah lihat videoku? 442 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:48,683 Aku tidak suka caramu memegang tombak. 443 00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:51,551 Kau genggam batangnya dengan kuat. 444 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,750 Dengan satu tangan di pangkal tombak... 445 00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:57,124 kau geser tangan satunya ke ujungnya. 446 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:01,060 Itu seksi. 447 00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:05,759 Maaf, tapi kami tidak bisa mengajakmu. 448 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:08,967 Tidak! 449 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,235 Itu tidak adil! 450 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,904 Mama! 451 00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:21,349 Kau akan menyesal! Kau membuat kesalahan besar! 452 00:30:22,954 --> 00:30:26,117 Aku tidak bodoh seperti kelihatannya! 453 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,223 Tolong. 454 00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:33,420 Lihat! Pasukan Persia! 455 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:16,336 Aku utusan Raja Xerxes yang Agung... 456 00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:18,932 datang untuk menerima penyerahan dirimu. 457 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:21,205 Kami di sini bukan untuk meyerah. 458 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,439 Haawoo! 459 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,311 Xerxes akan menikmati menjadikan kalian budaknya. 460 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:49,300 Ow. 461 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,367 Spartan! 462 00:31:53,444 --> 00:31:55,173 Yah! 463 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:57,077 Mari bertempur! 464 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,915 Kami akan menghentakkan kaki di tanah. 465 00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,814 Kami prajurit Spartan. 466 00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:09,252 Kami menghentakkan kaki di tanah. 467 00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:11,386 Lihatlah barang kami. 468 00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:14,090 Mereka bergoyang keras. 469 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:17,566 Ooh, ooh. 470 00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:19,500 Spartans! 471 00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:20,537 Yeah! 472 00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:27,667 Persians! 473 00:32:27,745 --> 00:32:29,804 Mari kita tunjukkan kenapa kita jadi juara nasional... 474 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,280 tiga tahun berturut-turut. 475 00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:32,373 Kalian mengerti? 476 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,848 Oh, yang benar saja. 477 00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:43,587 Kami suka memakai sorban dan makan baklava. 478 00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:45,458 Kami suka gadis dengan burkas... 479 00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:47,020 yang menutupi ta-tas. 480 00:32:47,098 --> 00:32:50,192 Ooh, ah! Ooh, ah! 481 00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:52,634 Persians, huh! 482 00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:56,598 Kalian bercanda, kan? 483 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,113 Astaga, yang benar saja. 484 00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,707 Ayo! 485 00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:07,802 Oh! 486 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,874 Jangan muncul di dapurku.. 487 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,107 dengan pantat lemah itu. 488 00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:37,267 Eee! Ooh! 489 00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:42,906 Kau baru saja kalah! 490 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,788 Kau bilang kami kalah? 491 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,023 Buat mereka menari ke jurang! 492 00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:08,793 Tanpa ampun! 493 00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:10,390 Ayolah, Bung. Apa kita tidak bisa membicarakannya? 494 00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:11,958 Yo, aku baru bertemu mereka di sini. 495 00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:12,968 Aku bahkan tidak mengenal mereka. 496 00:36:13,037 --> 00:36:16,336 Maju! Terus menari, anak-anak! 497 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:37,022 - Yang terakhir masuk telur busuk! - Cannonball! 498 00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:38,254 Marco! 499 00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:44,160 Polo! 500 00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:47,400 Hyah! 501 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:53,004 Kita mungkin memenangkan pertempuran, tapi mereka akan memenangkan perang! 502 00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,510 Hyah! Apa? 503 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:57,811 Hadiah kemenangan... 504 00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,907 "Lelaki Sejati Jenius. " 505 00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:04,020 Hari ini kami mengucapkan salut pada kalian... 506 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:06,556 Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual. 507 00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:12,426 Tidak mengenakan apapun selain celana dalam kulit dan mantel... 508 00:37:12,496 --> 00:37:15,522 kalian menyerang mush bagaikan keajaiban minyak rambut botak. 509 00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:20,034 Pastinya, ada bahaya 510 00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:22,072 menyerang badak, menyerbu gajah... 511 00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:26,098 dan pria yang mengenakan toga lucu bernama Chad. 512 00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,240 Kalian mungkin kencan satu kali... 513 00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,541 tapi kalian akan mengingatnya... 514 00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:32,583 Selamanya, selamanya... 515 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:38,714 Insting tajam kalian menyuruhmu untuk memotong, mengiris dan membelah... 516 00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:40,416 setiap pria yang kalian temui. 517 00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:43,119 Tapi cukup bicara tentang karirmu sebagai seorang penata rambut... 518 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,923 mari kita bicara tentang perang. 519 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:50,166 Jadi Butt ini untukmu, Raja Leonidas... 520 00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,065 karena saat keadaan menjadi sulit... 521 00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:53,797 kesulitan akan menjadi barang antik. 522 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,404 Ratu Margo... 523 00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:06,507 kita harus bicara. 524 00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:10,382 Loyalist, apa maumu? 525 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,524 Tomat yang bagus. 526 00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:18,153 Suamimu membutuhkanmu. 527 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,691 Kau harus meyakinkan dewan... 528 00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:24,166 untuk mengirim lebih banyak pasukan membantu suamimu. 529 00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:25,725 Suamiku sudah mati. 530 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,566 Dia menyuruhku untuk melanjutkan. 531 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,539 Lagipula, aku sudah terdaftar di J Date. 532 00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:32,235 Sedikit ke kanan. 533 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,709 Di situ. 534 00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:36,474 Jika Leonidas gagal, Xerxes akan mengambil alih... 535 00:38:36,547 --> 00:38:39,175 dan kau akan kehilangan mahkotamu. 536 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:41,684 Aku tidak akan jadi ratu? 537 00:38:41,752 --> 00:38:43,845 Ow! Itu terlalu keras. 538 00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:45,684 Kau akan kehilangan segalanya. 539 00:38:45,756 --> 00:38:47,747 Ow! Ooh, hentikan. 540 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,191 Istanamau, Mercedes-mu... 541 00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,387 Hi-yah! 542 00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:53,259 - Ow! ... Nintendo Wii-mu... 543 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,423 Tidak, tidak, tidak, tidak, tidak. 544 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,590 Ow! 545 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:58,032 ...ahli bedah reproduksi vaginamu... 546 00:38:58,102 --> 00:38:59,364 Hi... yah! 547 00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:00,699 ...tukang kebunmu. 548 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,604 Antonio? 549 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,322 Suamiku membutuhkanku. 550 00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:24,986 Aku akan melakukan apapun. 551 00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:26,222 Aku akan menyiapkan... 552 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,026 pertemuan dengan dewan. 553 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,999 Tapi untuk mendapatkan suara mereka... 554 00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:32,934 kau membutuhkan dukungan Traitoro. 555 00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:37,336 Dia punya pengaruh besar... 556 00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:39,171 terhadap dewan. 557 00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:43,139 Sebaiknya menjadi sebuah akhir yang indah. 558 00:39:52,923 --> 00:39:55,118 Raja Leonidas! 559 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:56,784 Pasukan Xerxes mendekat. 560 00:39:57,828 --> 00:39:59,159 Xerxes. 561 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,461 Dia sangat mirip dengan pria gemuk dari Borat. 562 00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:11,202 Aku Raja Agung Xerxes. 563 00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:13,340 Ooh! 564 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,779 Ow, ow, ow! 565 00:40:17,848 --> 00:40:19,611 Jangan lagi! Itu selalu terjadi. 566 00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,443 Ow! 567 00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:26,615 Whew! 568 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,866 Sial! 569 00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:46,737 - Oh, maaf, Xerxes. - Tidak apa. 570 00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:48,506 Tidak apa, tenang saja. Aku baik-baik. 571 00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:50,570 Aku bermaksud melakukannya. 572 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,247 Oh, sial! 573 00:40:53,317 --> 00:40:54,944 Aku harus bilang, kau punya nyali. 574 00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:56,611 Aku datang dengan pasukan besar. 575 00:40:56,687 --> 00:40:58,245 Kami akan menghancurkanmu. 576 00:40:58,322 --> 00:41:00,984 Sebelum peperangan ini berakhir... 577 00:41:01,058 --> 00:41:02,650 orang-orang akan tahu... 578 00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:04,751 bahwa seorang raja agung-pun bisa jatuh. 579 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:07,354 Dengar, Leo, aku datang untuk bicara. 580 00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:09,763 Dengarkan saja tawaranku. 581 00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:13,830 Para wanita! 582 00:41:13,904 --> 00:41:16,338 Hai, Xerxes. 583 00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:20,073 Ah, itu mungkin untukku. 584 00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:22,372 Hello? 585 00:41:22,446 --> 00:41:24,038 Benarkah? 586 00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:26,082 Okay. 587 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,345 Tadi itu orang bank. 588 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:29,613 Dia menawarkan... 589 00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:31,712 untuk membeli kembali tas kopermu... 590 00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:33,882 untuk pelarian akhir pekan selama dua minggu... 591 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:36,051 di Las Vegas, Nevada... 592 00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,753 di Palms Hotel and Casino! 593 00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,386 Ooh... 594 00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:40,725 Aku selalu ingin pergi ke sana! 595 00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:44,199 Yang harus kau lakukan hanya membungkuk padaku... 596 00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:47,363 ...dan menyerahkan Sparta. 597 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,033 Setuju... 598 00:41:50,107 --> 00:41:51,597 atau tidak? 599 00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,601 - Setuju! - Setuju! - Terima! 600 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:55,940 Terima tawaran itu! 601 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:57,605 Kau pikir begitu? Tidak! 602 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:58,841 - Terima saja! - Sederhana. 603 00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,144 - Terima saja! - Ayolah! 604 00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:01,616 Bagaimana dengan Sparta? 605 00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:02,709 - Tekan tombolnya! - Ayo! 606 00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:04,754 Terima saja! Ambil! 607 00:42:04,822 --> 00:42:06,619 - Ambil! - Terima saja! 608 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:07,782 Tekan tombolnya! 609 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:10,489 Ambil! 610 00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:13,257 Tidak setuju! 611 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,764 Oh, bagus! 612 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:18,063 Setelah aku menghabisimu... 613 00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:20,103 Sparta akan dimusnahkan. 614 00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:22,798 Bagaikan kau tidak pernah dilahirkan. 615 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,602 Aku akan memastikan bahwa kau... 616 00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:26,165 tidak akan tertulis di buku sejarah. 617 00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:30,947 Tidak masalah bagiku, Xerxes... 618 00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:33,483 karena aku tidak bisa membaca. 619 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:39,020 Xerxes tidak bisa menerima penolakan itu. 620 00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:42,183 Dari setiap sudut kerajaannya... 621 00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:45,422 dia mengirimkan petarung yang paling hebat. 622 00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:47,896 Ibumu sangat Yahudi, saat dia menyusui... 623 00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:49,933 Kool-Aid keluar! 624 00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,601 Ibumu sangat bodoh, dia kira Tupac Shakur... 625 00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:01,645 adalah hari libur Yahudi! 626 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,512 Lawan dia, Dilio! 627 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:14,024 Ibumu sangat gemuk, ukuran celananya, um, um, um... 628 00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:15,854 "Jalang, yang kurus kering"! 629 00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:18,956 Ibumu begitu jelek... 630 00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:21,054 Bahkan Rosie O'Donnell tidak mau mengencaninya. 631 00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:23,725 Uh-uh! Tidak, tidak! Tidak! 632 00:43:23,801 --> 00:43:25,132 - Whoa! - Tidak! 633 00:43:25,202 --> 00:43:28,228 Payudara ibumu lebih kecil dari punyamu. 634 00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:33,472 Beri goyangan di situ! 635 00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:36,138 Ibumu sangat gemuk, Sir Mix-A memutuskan... 636 00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:37,908 dia tidak suka pantat besar! 637 00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:40,382 dan dia tidak bohonh! Cium itu! 638 00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:43,644 Oh! Ow! 639 00:43:43,721 --> 00:43:45,188 Oh, mataku! 640 00:43:45,255 --> 00:43:47,416 Oh! Oh! 641 00:43:47,491 --> 00:43:48,651 Mundurlah. 642 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:50,023 - Kau suka itu? - Duduklah. 643 00:43:52,096 --> 00:43:55,327 Yo, ibumu sangat gemuk, saat dia kentut... 644 00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:57,959 Al Gore menyalahkannya atas pemanasan global, Bung. 645 00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,195 Whew! 646 00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:01,601 Terimalah itu! 647 00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:05,472 Mungkin memang begitu, tapi ibumu sangat berbulu... 648 00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:07,373 satu-satunya bahasa yang dia bisa... 649 00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:09,071 adalah Wookiee! 650 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,410 Oh! 651 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:14,712 Itu dia! 652 00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:16,116 Ibumu 653 00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:17,676 Ibumu 654 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,016 Ya! 655 00:44:22,092 --> 00:44:23,753 Da-dah! 656 00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,419 Kembali ke lingkungan! 657 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:28,897 Xerxes menyaksikan para petarungnya dikalahkan. 658 00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:32,629 Membuat dia merasakan dingin sampai ke punggungnya. 659 00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:35,638 Atau mungkin itu Dentyne Ice... 660 00:44:35,706 --> 00:44:37,401 dengan kristal mint dingin. 661 00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:48,779 Loyalist bilang kau ingin menemuiku. 662 00:44:51,055 --> 00:44:52,283 Itu sampel urinku. 663 00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:55,989 Rasanya seperti asparagus. 664 00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:57,823 Leonidas butuh pasukan lebih banyak. 665 00:44:57,895 --> 00:45:02,559 Tanpa pasukan bantuan, Sparta akan jatuh dan 666 00:45:11,742 --> 00:45:13,471 Aku akan melakukan apa saja... 667 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:16,104 untuk suamiku. 668 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:17,841 Apapun? 669 00:45:22,252 --> 00:45:23,844 Luar biasa! 670 00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:25,479 Aku akan bercinta! 671 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:28,024 Selamat tinggal, bujangan. 672 00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:30,356 Aku janji, kau tidak akan menikmati ini. 673 00:45:30,427 --> 00:45:33,089 Tapi aku menderita ejakulasi prematur 674 00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:37,128 Oh- 675 00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:38,361 Mmm. 676 00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:40,869 Tidak apa. Aku punya kepiting. 677 00:45:47,904 --> 00:45:49,963 Ooh- 678 00:46:09,598 --> 00:46:12,863 Khianati Sparta tercintamu 679 00:46:16,705 --> 00:46:18,639 Bagus. 680 00:46:20,075 --> 00:46:23,511 Dan aku akan memberikan semua yang kau inginkan. 681 00:46:23,579 --> 00:46:25,103 Seksi. 682 00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:26,977 Membungkuklah padaku. 683 00:46:29,184 --> 00:46:31,448 Membungkuklah kepada Raja Agung... 684 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,181 Xerxes. 685 00:46:33,255 --> 00:46:34,847 Aku seorang Hilton. 686 00:46:34,923 --> 00:46:36,447 Aku tidak membungkuk. 687 00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:39,259 Tapi aku memang sudah bungkuk. 688 00:46:39,328 --> 00:46:41,455 Ah, bagus. 689 00:46:41,530 --> 00:46:44,363 Ada jalan kecil kambing rahasia menuju Gerbang Panas. 690 00:46:44,433 --> 00:46:47,664 Kau bisa menggunakannya untuk mengalahkan Leonidas. 691 00:46:47,736 --> 00:46:50,762 Ah- 692 00:46:50,839 --> 00:46:53,103 Dan apa keinginanmu? 693 00:46:53,175 --> 00:46:55,336 Aku ingin catatanku dihapus. 694 00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:58,175 Oh, dan aku ingin tas Chanel baru. 695 00:46:59,848 --> 00:47:01,008 Terimakasih. 696 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:03,813 Aku ingin muntah bersenang-senang. 697 00:47:03,886 --> 00:47:06,480 Kau ingin mengatakan sesuatu, katakanlah. Aku akan melakukannya. 698 00:47:06,555 --> 00:47:08,614 Apa ya tadi? 699 00:47:08,691 --> 00:47:09,988 Aku tidak ingat 700 00:47:10,059 --> 00:47:11,788 Oh, Tuhan, yeah. 701 00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:13,657 Aku ingin bongkok ini dibuang. 702 00:47:21,103 --> 00:47:22,365 Mmm! 703 00:47:28,510 --> 00:47:31,604 Kau bisa menyingkirkannya? Ini sangat berat dan sulit dibersihkan. 704 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,875 Baiklah. 705 00:47:35,017 --> 00:47:37,611 Aah! 706 00:47:49,264 --> 00:47:51,198 Selama Xerxes tidak menemukan... 707 00:47:51,266 --> 00:47:53,564 Jalan kecil rahasia ke Gerbang Panas... 708 00:47:54,937 --> 00:47:57,735 ...pasukan besar mereka tidak akan berarti. 709 00:47:59,341 --> 00:48:00,774 Paduka! 710 00:48:02,911 --> 00:48:04,845 Atur nafasmu. 711 00:48:04,913 --> 00:48:06,744 Campuran Vanilla. 712 00:48:06,815 --> 00:48:09,113 Ada apa, Nak? 713 00:48:11,553 --> 00:48:14,021 Xerxes sudah menemukan jalan kecil kambing rahasia... 714 00:48:14,089 --> 00:48:15,181 melalui Gerbang Panas. 715 00:48:15,257 --> 00:48:16,281 Aw, sial! 716 00:48:16,358 --> 00:48:18,656 Terkutuk Paris Hilton. 717 00:48:18,727 --> 00:48:20,592 Aku benci dia. 718 00:48:20,662 --> 00:48:22,152 Dia menyebarkan ribuan tentara Persia... 719 00:48:22,231 --> 00:48:23,493 yang akan tiba di sini sebentar lagi. 720 00:48:28,937 --> 00:48:32,771 Dilio... 721 00:48:32,841 --> 00:48:34,331 seberapa parah lukamu? 722 00:48:34,410 --> 00:48:37,641 Oh, cuma tergores, Paduka. 723 00:48:42,151 --> 00:48:43,482 Kau tidak punya mata. 724 00:48:43,552 --> 00:48:45,952 Para dewa menganugerahkan mata cadangan. 725 00:48:46,021 --> 00:48:47,613 Para dewa tidak punya itu. 726 00:48:47,689 --> 00:48:49,418 Kau cuma punya dua. 727 00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:51,425 Jeremy punya cadangan. 728 00:48:56,198 --> 00:48:58,723 Aku masih bisa bertarung! 729 00:49:00,536 --> 00:49:01,468 Whoa! Jangan! 730 00:49:01,537 --> 00:49:03,061 Dilio! Dilio! 731 00:49:03,138 --> 00:49:07,165 Di- Dilio! Dilio! Dilio. 732 00:49:07,242 --> 00:49:08,641 Berjalanlah bersamaku. 733 00:49:10,312 --> 00:49:12,303 Tidak. Tidak. Tidak. 734 00:49:15,551 --> 00:49:18,384 Takdirmu yang paling penting. 735 00:49:18,454 --> 00:49:23,585 Kau harus kembali ke Sparta... 736 00:49:23,659 --> 00:49:25,092 dan ceritakan kisah kami. 737 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,321 Ya, Paduka. 738 00:49:27,396 --> 00:49:29,626 Ada pesan untuk Ratu? 739 00:49:42,444 --> 00:49:44,503 Tidak ada yang peru dikatakan. 740 00:49:45,914 --> 00:49:47,677 Pergilah, Dilio. 741 00:49:47,749 --> 00:49:50,946 Ceritakan bagaiman 13 oran Spartan berjuang demi kehormatan... 742 00:49:51,019 --> 00:49:54,011 demi kejayaan... demi kebebasan! 743 00:49:55,457 --> 00:49:58,017 Semoga beruntung, Dilio. 744 00:50:15,110 --> 00:50:17,670 Spartans! 745 00:50:24,953 --> 00:50:26,545 Ini kesempatan terakhir kalian. 746 00:50:26,622 --> 00:50:29,716 Membungkuklah padaku atau kalian mati. 747 00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:33,124 Aku tidak akan membungkuk kepada siapapun! 748 00:50:37,633 --> 00:50:39,863 Berlutut. 749 00:50:39,935 --> 00:50:41,061 Tidak! 750 00:50:41,136 --> 00:50:43,730 - Menyembah. - Cukup! 751 00:50:46,408 --> 00:50:48,069 Tali sandalmu tidak terikat. 752 00:50:48,143 --> 00:50:50,703 Oh... terimakasih. 753 00:50:50,779 --> 00:50:52,371 Lihat? Apa susahnya? 754 00:50:52,447 --> 00:50:54,347 - Tidak, tunggu, tidak! - Ah-tah-tah-tah-tah- 755 00:50:54,416 --> 00:50:56,748 - Tidak, aku tidak membungkuk. - Tidak, tidak, tidak. 756 00:50:56,818 --> 00:50:58,012 Aku cuma memeriksa sepatuku! 757 00:50:58,086 --> 00:51:00,418 Tidak, kau mengakui aku sebagai rajamu yang agung. 758 00:51:00,489 --> 00:51:01,353 Melambai! 759 00:51:01,423 --> 00:51:04,756 Ooh. 760 00:51:04,826 --> 00:51:06,259 Apa? 761 00:51:08,764 --> 00:51:10,595 Apa yang lucu? 762 00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:12,429 - Kau! - Aku? 763 00:51:12,501 --> 00:51:14,196 Salam mu seperti perempuan. 764 00:51:14,269 --> 00:51:16,294 Kalian para idiot yang memakai ayunan pisang... 765 00:51:16,371 --> 00:51:17,497 dan kalian menertawakanku? 766 00:51:17,573 --> 00:51:19,063 Sekarang kalian membuatku kesal. 767 00:51:19,141 --> 00:51:20,369 Aku akan memanggil semua orang. 768 00:51:20,442 --> 00:51:23,138 Hello. Di mana kau? 769 00:51:23,211 --> 00:51:24,439 Aku tahu di mana aku. 770 00:51:24,513 --> 00:51:26,276 Bawa pasukan besarku. 771 00:51:26,348 --> 00:51:27,440 Kalian13... 772 00:51:27,516 --> 00:51:29,040 tidak sebanding... 773 00:51:29,117 --> 00:51:30,709 dengan pasukan besar Persia ku. 774 00:51:30,786 --> 00:51:32,515 Jumlahnya jutaan! 775 00:51:37,726 --> 00:51:39,626 Itu cuma layar biru. 776 00:51:39,695 --> 00:51:41,094 Bodoh. 777 00:51:41,163 --> 00:51:43,097 Itu visual effect. 778 00:51:43,165 --> 00:51:45,030 Itu akan dilengkapi dengan gambar digital juga nantinya. 779 00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:48,035 Pasukannya sangat mengagumkan seperti yang kau bayangkan. 780 00:51:54,743 --> 00:51:56,404 Tuan-tuan, aku persembahkan... 781 00:51:56,478 --> 00:51:58,844 Ratu Margo. 782 00:52:24,439 --> 00:52:26,498 Ayo, sayang. Aku jadi gemas. 783 00:52:28,744 --> 00:52:31,542 Peringatan bodoh. Peringatan bodoh. 784 00:52:31,613 --> 00:52:33,478 Okay, semuanya, hujani! 785 00:52:52,034 --> 00:52:54,730 Bagus para dewan... 786 00:52:54,803 --> 00:52:56,236 Aku memohon pada kalian. 787 00:52:56,304 --> 00:53:01,332 Raja kalian, suami tercintaku, butuh bantuan kalian. 788 00:53:01,410 --> 00:53:03,139 Sparta akan jatuh... 789 00:53:03,211 --> 00:53:06,510 jika kalian tidak setuju untuk mengirimkan seluruh pasukanmu. 790 00:53:19,194 --> 00:53:21,162 Hadirin, satu-satunya harapan kita untuk bertahan hidup... 791 00:53:21,229 --> 00:53:23,959 adalah dengan menyerah kepada Xerxes dan memohon ampunannya. 792 00:53:24,032 --> 00:53:28,230 Jangan terbuai rayuan dari penggoda murahan... 793 00:53:28,303 --> 00:53:30,396 dengan semua omong kosong yang keluar dari mulutnya. 794 00:53:30,472 --> 00:53:32,633 Ooh- 795 00:53:32,708 --> 00:53:34,903 Oh, tidak, jangan kau lakukan. 796 00:53:34,976 --> 00:53:37,035 Ya. Aku sudah lakukan. 797 00:53:42,317 --> 00:53:46,083 Ratu Margo meluapkan kemurkaan hebatnya... 798 00:53:47,989 --> 00:53:52,153 ...bagaikan Tobey Maguire dalam Spider-Man 3. 799 00:54:01,703 --> 00:54:03,068 Aku jahat. 800 00:54:08,844 --> 00:54:09,868 Tercipta dari pasir. 801 00:54:20,088 --> 00:54:21,646 Ohh! 802 00:54:26,495 --> 00:54:27,359 Oh, tidak. 803 00:54:29,364 --> 00:54:30,695 Ooh! 804 00:54:36,571 --> 00:54:38,266 Oh... manis. 805 00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:40,706 Menjijikkan. 806 00:54:51,753 --> 00:54:53,812 Apa ini? 807 00:54:53,889 --> 00:54:55,015 Oh! Oh! 808 00:54:55,090 --> 00:54:58,025 Oh, Tuhan! Oh! Oh, Tuhan. 809 00:55:01,830 --> 00:55:03,491 Kau suka sekarang, Manusia Pasir? 810 00:55:03,565 --> 00:55:05,157 Oh, tidak. 811 00:55:07,369 --> 00:55:09,530 Dasar jalang penghisap debu! Tidak! 812 00:55:13,642 --> 00:55:16,543 Tidak! 813 00:55:25,921 --> 00:55:27,684 Ah- 814 00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:33,857 Gelitik putingku dengan bulu. 815 00:55:33,929 --> 00:55:36,523 Xerxes masuk 5 besar Traitoro. 816 00:55:36,598 --> 00:55:38,589 Ngomel, ngomel, ngomel 817 00:55:38,667 --> 00:55:41,101 Traitoro seorang... pengkhianat? 818 00:55:41,169 --> 00:55:43,000 Duh! 819 00:55:43,939 --> 00:55:44,997 Semua yang setuju... 820 00:55:45,073 --> 00:55:47,541 mengirimkan pasukan lagi... katakan "aye". 821 00:55:47,609 --> 00:55:52,342 Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye- 822 00:56:15,437 --> 00:56:16,734 Spartans! 823 00:56:20,008 --> 00:56:21,441 Kalian sudah terkepung. 824 00:56:21,509 --> 00:56:23,636 Jatuhkan senjata kalian! 825 00:56:23,712 --> 00:56:25,543 Ayo serang mereka! 826 00:56:25,614 --> 00:56:27,275 Formasi! 827 00:56:33,755 --> 00:56:34,915 Um- 828 00:56:34,990 --> 00:56:38,426 Seorang Sparta selalu melindungi teman di belakangnya. 829 00:56:43,498 --> 00:56:45,227 Betulkan pedangmu, Nak. 830 00:56:45,300 --> 00:56:46,824 Itu menusuk punggungku. 831 00:56:49,671 --> 00:56:51,002 Tapi aku tidak memakai pedangku. 832 00:56:53,808 --> 00:56:55,002 Kalau begitu teruskan. 833 00:56:55,076 --> 00:56:56,907 Anakku. 834 00:56:56,978 --> 00:57:01,745 Hari ini... Kau menjadi seorang Sparta sejati. 835 00:57:01,816 --> 00:57:02,805 Terimakasih, Ayah. 836 00:57:05,186 --> 00:57:06,153 Serang! 837 00:57:09,524 --> 00:57:11,685 Tahan, Spartans! 838 00:57:21,937 --> 00:57:24,098 Ingatlah hari ini, anak-anak! 839 00:57:24,172 --> 00:57:27,369 Hari ini hari kalian mati! 840 00:57:27,442 --> 00:57:30,002 - Hah? - Apa? Hah? 841 00:57:30,078 --> 00:57:30,830 Apa? 842 00:57:30,845 --> 00:57:32,836 Maksudku mereka yang mati. 843 00:57:32,914 --> 00:57:35,712 Hari ini hari mereka mati- Itu maksudku. 844 00:57:38,687 --> 00:57:39,779 Jalan! 845 00:57:54,069 --> 00:57:56,469 Oh, dasar orang-orang bodoh. 846 00:57:59,474 --> 00:58:00,998 Tuhan, itu cerdik. 847 00:58:01,076 --> 00:58:03,909 Aku akan memberi pukulan Hercules kepada kalian! 848 00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:33,997 Ghost Rider! 849 00:59:37,372 --> 00:59:39,932 Kau akan pergi ke neraka. 850 00:59:50,251 --> 00:59:53,853 Hentikan, Jatuhkan dan berguling! 851 01:00:07,135 --> 01:00:09,467 Yo! 852 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,479 Tidak! 853 01:00:21,449 --> 01:00:23,542 Yo, Sonio. 854 01:00:25,286 --> 01:00:27,049 Aku akan mencopot cetakanmu. 855 01:00:27,122 --> 01:00:28,953 Oh, sial. 856 01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:31,990 Sonio! 857 01:00:43,905 --> 01:00:47,534 Kau akan membayar ini, Balboa. 858 01:00:47,609 --> 01:00:48,576 Lakukan. 859 01:00:54,082 --> 01:00:55,982 Popok dewasa? 860 01:01:22,744 --> 01:01:28,774 Botox... overdosis. 861 01:01:35,857 --> 01:01:38,189 Ya! 862 01:01:39,327 --> 01:01:41,227 Yeah! 863 01:01:44,299 --> 01:01:45,425 Yeah! 864 01:01:49,938 --> 01:01:51,701 Ya! 865 01:01:55,843 --> 01:01:58,107 Xerxes! 866 01:02:07,956 --> 01:02:11,756 Ini kematian yang indah. 867 01:02:14,329 --> 01:02:16,229 Sebenarnya tidak semenarik itu. 868 01:03:18,626 --> 01:03:19,957 Sial! 869 01:03:27,435 --> 01:03:30,700 Cukup semua kekerasaan video game yang serampangan ini! 870 01:03:50,958 --> 01:03:53,586 Waah! 871 01:03:57,799 --> 01:03:59,096 Ah- 872 01:03:59,167 --> 01:04:01,158 Aha! 873 01:04:01,235 --> 01:04:02,862 Kubus Transformer! 874 01:04:11,946 --> 01:04:14,847 Oke, Sayang. Mari berubah bentuk. 875 01:04:48,783 --> 01:04:51,718 Aku Xerxestron... 876 01:04:51,786 --> 01:04:55,813 mengenakan teknologi maju alien. 877 01:04:59,394 --> 01:05:02,557 Jangan ganggu Britney! 878 01:05:02,630 --> 01:05:04,393 Dia seorang Raja Agung. 879 01:05:04,465 --> 01:05:06,558 Kumohon 880 01:05:13,141 --> 01:05:16,133 Jangan ganggu dia! 881 01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:18,269 Dia seorang manusia! 882 01:05:18,346 --> 01:05:20,746 Oh, oh, dasar pelacur. 883 01:05:28,623 --> 01:05:31,387 Leonidas membuktikan ucapannya. 884 01:05:31,459 --> 01:05:33,757 Seorang Raja Agung telah jatuh. 885 01:05:33,828 --> 01:05:36,888 Tapi sayangnya, tepat menimpa mereka. 886 01:05:57,218 --> 01:05:59,015 Aku cuma... 887 01:06:01,522 --> 01:06:03,649 Oh- 888 01:06:05,026 --> 01:06:06,687 Ooh. 889 01:06:06,761 --> 01:06:08,285 Ratu Margo. 890 01:06:08,362 --> 01:06:09,829 - Yeah. - Oh. 891 01:06:33,654 --> 01:06:36,054 Leonidas dan pasukan Sparta... 892 01:06:36,123 --> 01:06:38,091 mati terhormat... 893 01:06:38,159 --> 01:06:41,458 demi kejayaan. 894 01:06:41,529 --> 01:06:44,896 Kematian mereka indah. 895 01:06:49,837 --> 01:06:55,070 Hari ini... kami berdiri menghadapi 30 ribu pasukan Persia. 896 01:06:56,477 --> 01:07:00,413 Tapi sekarang kita 100 ribu tentara! 897 01:07:00,481 --> 01:07:02,506 Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh! 898 01:07:03,518 --> 01:07:04,610 Untuk kejayaan! 899 01:07:13,961 --> 01:07:15,292 Ah. 900 01:07:15,363 --> 01:07:17,797 Ikuti aku, anak-anak. 901 01:07:17,865 --> 01:07:20,425 Entahlah. 902 01:07:20,501 --> 01:07:24,403 Demikianlah, Dilio memimpin pasukan Sparta dengan kebutaannya... 903 01:07:24,472 --> 01:07:26,463 Menjauh dari pasukan Persia... 904 01:07:26,541 --> 01:07:29,237 Ke Malibu... 905 01:07:29,310 --> 01:07:33,371 tepat saat Lindsay Lohan baru saja meninggalkan rehab... lagi. 906 01:09:07,775 --> 01:09:09,072 Apa kabar, Kawan?! 907 01:09:34,402 --> 01:09:36,666 Itu "Britney," pelacur. 908 01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:27,813 Benar, kawan! 909 01:12:33,781 --> 01:12:36,716 Seiring dengan kekalahan pasukan Sparta... 910 01:12:36,784 --> 01:12:38,752 bahkan Leonidas percaya... 911 01:12:38,819 --> 01:12:41,185 kemenangan milik mereka. 912 01:12:41,255 --> 01:12:43,223 Kemenangan milik kita, anak-anak! 913 01:12:43,290 --> 01:12:44,450 Ah-ooh! 914 01:12:45,860 --> 01:12:48,260 Mari kita rayakan! 915 01:12:48,329 --> 01:12:51,196 Malam ini, kita makan malam... 916 01:12:51,265 --> 01:12:53,062 di Hooter's! 917 01:12:53,133 --> 01:12:54,191 Hoo! 918 01:12:59,006 --> 01:13:00,633 Makan pemberian mereka... 919 01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:02,300 semuanya! 920 01:13:02,376 --> 01:13:03,809 Dan beri mereka tip... 921 01:13:03,878 --> 01:13:05,277 kosong! 922 01:13:05,346 --> 01:13:07,246 Yeah! Yeah! 923 01:13:07,314 --> 01:13:09,282 Ini Two-fer Tuesday. 924 01:13:09,350 --> 01:13:11,409 Yeah! 925 01:13:11,485 --> 01:13:12,975 Ayo! - Tidak! Whoa! 926 01:13:15,222 --> 01:13:17,417 Oh, manis sekali. 927 01:13:20,194 --> 01:13:22,219 Oh! Oh- 928 01:13:22,296 --> 01:13:24,230 Oh- Oh- 929 01:13:24,298 --> 01:13:25,993 Itu baru anakku. 930 01:13:27,301 --> 01:13:29,064 Mau kemana kau? 931 01:13:29,136 --> 01:13:31,297 - Aah! - Dasar pengecut kecil. 932 01:13:33,274 --> 01:13:35,242 Tidak! Tidak! 933 01:13:39,813 --> 01:13:40,677 Bagus. 934 01:13:40,748 --> 01:13:42,147 Yay. 935 01:13:52,660 --> 01:13:56,357 Jika kau tidak bisa menghindari bola, kau tidak akan bisa menghindari pedang. 936 01:13:57,264 --> 01:13:59,255 Ha! Kau meleset. 937 01:14:00,401 --> 01:14:02,028 Ow! 938 01:14:02,102 --> 01:14:04,536 Dia sekarang bisa mengepung kita, Paduka. 939 01:14:08,309 --> 01:14:09,640 Semuanya! 940 01:14:14,048 --> 01:14:16,539 Kita sedang menghadapi kematian yang nyata. 941 01:14:16,617 --> 01:14:18,676 Rasa buah ceri. 942 01:14:18,752 --> 01:14:20,617 Tapi... 943 01:14:20,688 --> 01:14:23,452 mereka terpedaya, karena mereka tidak tahu... 944 01:14:23,524 --> 01:14:26,823 bahwa mati dalam pertempuran adalah kehormatan terbesar... 945 01:14:26,894 --> 01:14:28,953 bagi seorang Sparta! 946 01:14:31,532 --> 01:14:34,023 Ah-hoo. 947 01:14:34,101 --> 01:14:37,502 Oh Tuhan, itu rencana yang buruk. 948 01:14:37,571 --> 01:14:39,869 Dengar, Leonidas... 949 01:14:39,940 --> 01:14:41,805 perang bukanlah jawaban. Heh-heh. 950 01:14:42,476 --> 01:14:44,376 Percayalah, aku tahu. 951 01:14:44,445 --> 01:14:47,005 Tidak! Perang adalah jawabannya! 952 01:14:58,325 --> 01:15:00,054 Di mana aku? 953 01:15:03,497 --> 01:15:06,523 Spidey, kau dipecat. 954 01:15:17,611 --> 01:15:19,738 Hai. Apa kabar, Leonidas? 955 01:15:19,813 --> 01:15:21,075 Ellen. 956 01:15:21,148 --> 01:15:22,638 Dengar, aku tak tahu kenapa kau kesal. 957 01:15:22,716 --> 01:15:24,445 Kau nampak hebat. Kau tahu, mantel itu bagus. 958 01:15:24,518 --> 01:15:25,610 Aku suka... popok itu. 959 01:15:25,686 --> 01:15:26,812 Aku ingin memakai sesuatu yang sangat mirip... 960 01:15:26,887 --> 01:15:28,047 untuk Portia Jumat malam. 961 01:15:28,122 --> 01:15:29,282 Kita jadi lincah. 962 01:15:29,356 --> 01:15:31,347 Hello, Leonidas. 963 01:15:31,425 --> 01:15:34,053 Wow, apa di sini panas? 964 01:15:34,128 --> 01:15:37,256 Okay, Portia, Portia, wanita, wanita, wanita. 965 01:15:37,331 --> 01:15:39,060 wanita, kau suka wanita. 966 01:15:39,133 --> 01:15:40,259 Aku bisa melihatnya dari 967 01:15:40,334 --> 01:15:41,892 reaksimu, kau tidak merasa terhibur. 968 01:15:41,969 --> 01:15:44,961 Itu reaksi yang sama bagi siapapun yang menemui Mr. Wrong. 969 01:15:45,039 --> 01:15:47,405 Mari bermain. Mungkin kita bisa memainkan permainan. 970 01:15:47,474 --> 01:15:48,634 Bagaimana dengan "Who Sneezed?" 971 01:15:48,709 --> 01:15:49,733 Itu permainan yang mudah. 972 01:15:49,810 --> 01:15:51,243 Kami menutup matamu dan seseorang bersin... 973 01:15:51,311 --> 01:15:52,744 dan kau tebak itu siapa. 974 01:15:52,813 --> 01:15:54,940 Jika itu kau, kau menang. Karena tentu saja, kau tahu. 975 01:15:55,015 --> 01:15:56,039 Dengar, tenanglah. 976 01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:57,777 Mari kita berdansa, bisa? Ayo. 977 01:15:57,851 --> 01:16:00,342 Benar begitu. Oh, astaga. 978 01:16:00,421 --> 01:16:01,718 Oke. 979 01:16:01,789 --> 01:16:03,120 Itu dia, kau mulai mengikutinya. 980 01:16:03,190 --> 01:16:05,750 - Kau tahu, mundur dan maju - Tidak, aku tidak bisa melakukan ini! 981 01:16:07,227 --> 01:16:08,717 Ibumu sangat jelek, jika dia... 982 01:16:08,796 --> 01:16:10,593 anggota Spice Girls, namanya akan jadi... 983 01:16:10,664 --> 01:16:12,996 Dookie Spice! 984 01:16:13,067 --> 01:16:14,728 Doo-doo! 985 01:16:14,802 --> 01:16:16,599 Leonidas. 986 01:16:18,505 --> 01:16:20,598 Kau harus coba Scientology. 987 01:16:20,674 --> 01:16:22,505 Aku akan membebaskan Katie. 988 01:16:24,178 --> 01:16:25,167 Ya! 989 01:16:25,245 --> 01:16:26,974 Aku harus membeli sejuta satu kemegahan... 990 01:16:27,047 --> 01:16:28,776 dengan uangku sendiri, dan aku harus membeli... 991 01:16:28,849 --> 01:16:31,317 Aku meletakkannya dengan tanganku, Simon... 992 01:16:31,385 --> 01:16:35,253 dan dengan semua reputasi yang kupunya, dan kau duduk di sini... 993 01:16:35,322 --> 01:16:37,950 bilang aku tidak intennigent- 994 01:16:38,025 --> 01:16:39,788 inte- bahwa aku tidak intenni- 995 01:16:39,860 --> 01:16:41,418 - Biar kuulang. - Intelligent. Yeah. 996 01:16:41,495 --> 01:16:42,655 - Tunggu. - Intelligent. Yeah. 997 01:16:42,729 --> 01:16:44,594 Aku lihat ke mana-mana. 998 01:16:44,665 --> 01:16:46,724 Tidakkah kau benci saat kau ada di pesawat, kau tahu... 999 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,893 dan kapten, seperti, "jika kau lihat ke luar jendela... 1000 01:16:48,969 --> 01:16:50,766 sebelah kirimu, kau akan lihat pesawat yang lain"? 1001 01:16:50,838 --> 01:16:52,703 Apa aku benar? Tahu yang kumaksud? 1002 01:16:52,773 --> 01:16:54,104 Pesawat lain? Benar? 1003 01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:55,664 Tidakkah kau benci saat kau berada di supermarket... 1004 01:16:55,742 --> 01:16:57,107 kau tahu, dan kau ada di deretan ke tiga. 1005 01:16:57,177 --> 01:16:58,474 Dan, seperti, "Bersihkan deretan ke tiga. " 1006 01:16:58,545 --> 01:17:00,035 Kau tahu? Dan kau seperti, "Apa yang sedang kulakukan di sini?" 1007 01:17:00,114 --> 01:17:01,513 Aku di deretan ke tiga, hah? Benar? 1008 01:17:01,582 --> 01:17:04,016 Kalian semua penggemarku, kan? Kalian semua mencintaiku, kan? 1009 01:17:04,084 --> 01:17:05,551 Siapa melihat Karyawan Teladan Bulan Ini? 1010 01:17:05,619 --> 01:17:07,018 Oke, itu keren. 1011 01:17:07,087 --> 01:17:08,315 Benar? Yeah, apa kabar, Leonidas? 1012 01:17:08,388 --> 01:17:10,185 Jari super untukmu. 1013 01:17:10,257 --> 01:17:11,224 Tidak. 1014 01:17:12,726 --> 01:17:13,818 Jari super... 1015 01:17:13,894 --> 01:17:15,691 untukmu, Dane Cook! 1016 01:17:17,231 --> 01:17:19,722 Ini perumpaan karirku. 1017 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,062 Kau keluar dari halaman MySpace-ku. 1018 01:17:21,135 --> 01:17:23,103 Aku benar benar 42. 1019 01:17:25,772 --> 01:17:27,069 Maaf, aku tidak dengar apa yang kau katakan... 1020 01:17:27,141 --> 01:17:28,438 Karena aku tidak bisa memahamimu... 1021 01:17:28,509 --> 01:17:30,204 karena kau bicara seperti ini. 1022 01:17:30,277 --> 01:17:32,575 Ibumu seperti pemabuk tua bodoh... 1023 01:17:32,646 --> 01:17:35,046 Aku kira dia David Hasselhoff. 1024 01:17:35,115 --> 01:17:37,140 Yeah! 1025 01:17:38,952 --> 01:17:40,385 Dari Knight Rider. 1026 01:17:40,454 --> 01:17:41,580 Dinaladas, do- 1027 01:17:41,655 --> 01:17:43,145 Dot- Dingalidas, Dingalidas... 1028 01:17:43,223 --> 01:17:45,157 Dingledangle, do... 1029 01:17:45,225 --> 01:17:48,217 kaki pendek, lalu kau akan jadi bintang... 1030 01:17:48,295 --> 01:17:49,887 kau akan jadi bintang. 1031 01:17:52,499 --> 01:17:56,663 Episode terakhir Sopranos adalah yang paling mengecewakan. 1032 01:17:56,737 --> 01:17:59,763 Maksudku, apa Tony dihajar atau hidup atau bagaimana? 1033 01:18:03,577 --> 01:18:05,670 Apa yang terjadi di Vegas... 1034 01:18:05,746 --> 01:18:08,271 tetap di Vegas. 1035 01:18:08,348 --> 01:18:12,682 Kau hanya tetap melakukan apa yang kau lakukan... 1036 01:18:12,753 --> 01:18:16,086 karena... melakukan adalah pekerjaanmu. 1037 01:18:17,495 --> 01:18:42,515 "ADANK DOANK" "Wong Cilegon" 1038 01:26:13,933 --> 01:26:20,000 Menari. 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