1
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Did you hear the one
about the Chinese cook?

2
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Which one? The one about
the guy who drowned?

3
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No, no. That's the one
in the golf course.

4
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The Chinese cook's story is great.
Here it goes.

5
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They're in the best restaurant
in town having dinner.

6
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They were sitting
at the best table.

7
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I don't have to tell you, but Oscar Cabos
is sitting in the middle.

8
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Were there any broads?

9
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No, it wasn't that kind of dinner.
It was a business dinner..

10
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transactions, millions of dollars.

11
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What were they having?

12
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What were they having?
I don't know, that's not important.

13
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What's important is
who was sitting there.

14
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There were politicians,
millionaires, all of them..

15
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important people. In fact,
I think that the owner..

16
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of the biggest computer software
company was there, too.

17
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In the middle of dinner,
Oscar Cabos decides to tell a joke.

18
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And I had never seen
a guy so deep inside.

19
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Was it any good?

20
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No. As a matter of fact,
it sucked.

21
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So why were they laughing?

22
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Because if Oscar Cabos tells a joke,
you better laugh.

23
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Everyone laughed.
Even the Chinese cook was laughing

24
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and that moron didn't understand
a damn thing.

25
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But that's not the point.
The point is that suddenly..

26
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Ank-you.

27
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Ank-you.

28
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Ank-you, ank-you, ank-you.

29
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What?

30
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What the fuck is ank-you,
you piece of shit?

31
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Ahnkyou.

32
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Nobody knew that the cook had only
been in the country for two days

33
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and the only thing he could
say was "thank you".

34
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And.. obviously not very well.

35
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Why do you keep thanking me,
you sorry little motherfucker?

36
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Ank-you, ank-you, ank-you.

37
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KILLING CABOS

38
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Two days later, with injuries
to his back and ribs,

39
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a broken arm and a face
burned to a crisp,

40
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he went back to The Orient.

41
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Hey, why do they call it The Orient?

42
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Because that's what it's called.

43
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No way. I've never heard
anyone call it that.

44
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'Cause everyone you hang out with
doesn't know how to speak well.

45
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I hang out with you.

46
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Right. And I'm telling you,
it's The Orient.

47
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All right. So, tell me the one
about the golf course?

48
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Shit, man. That one is a real trip.
That guy is really crazy.

49
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He had been playing golf all day.
He was in the last hole.

50
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He was about to beat his own record,

51
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which was probably a joke anyway,
but he was really concentrating.

52
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Hey. You got any toilet paper?

53
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I'm telling you a story, man.

54
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Yes, I know. And I'm really into it,
but there's no paper here.

55
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There's none in here either.

56
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- Check the other stall.
- You go and check.

57
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Give me a break.
You're much closer.

58
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And see if he has any aspirin, okay?
I have a headache.

59
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Yeah, right. Where?

60
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I know what you're thinking.

61
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You're thinking, why is this half-naked,
unconscious guy sitting

62
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on a toilet, listening to these
ridiculous anecdotes

63
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from these two morons?

64
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Well, I have no idea.

65
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All I know is that snot-nosed
brat had it in for me

66
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since I walked in on him
kissing my daughter.

67
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I understand kids.

68
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And I asked him nicely
to leave my house..

69
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and next time to go to a hotel.

70
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I tried to be kind rather than to cause
trouble with an employee.

71
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It wasn't worth it.

72
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I chose to discuss things with him..

73
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and I tried to make him
understand that it is unwise..

74
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to date the boss's daughter.

75
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Because it's usually the source
of a few problems.

76
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And I thought he understood.

77
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But apparently I was wrong.

78
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I was working in my office when
he busted in without knocking.

79
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Come in.

80
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I thought he wanted to discuss
things or offer an apology.

81
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But that scoundrel came
in to attack me.

82
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After realizing that neither
his insults nor provocations..

83
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were getting to me,
the little tough guy started..

84
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punching me
when I was distracted.

85
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And on top of it that asshole
started laughing at me.

86
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No, sir.

87
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Sir?

88
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What I don't understand

89
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is why the fucking pervert
took my clothes off.

90
00:07:29,942 --> 00:07:32,376
I still don't understand why you
took his clothes off, fucking pervert.

91
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I didn't take his clothes off,
God damn it!

92
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Really? So this guy works
in his underwear?

93
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And when I got back,
he was already half-naked.

94
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Is he dead?

95
00:09:38,638 --> 00:09:41,004
No way. Well, I don't know.

96
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Check him out.

97
00:10:09,202 --> 00:10:11,432
But why take his clothes off?

98
00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:16,769
Who knows?

99
00:10:17,810 --> 00:10:19,801
There are lots of sick people
out there.

100
00:10:28,387 --> 00:10:30,582
Good night, sir.

101
00:10:35,895 --> 00:10:37,795
If only I could be..

102
00:10:38,731 --> 00:10:41,131
a wealthy man.

103
00:10:41,234 --> 00:10:46,035
If only just to feel..

104
00:10:46,138 --> 00:10:49,403
like any other millionaire.

105
00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:56,540
If only I could see..

106
00:10:56,682 --> 00:10:59,173
through a thousand
television sets..

107
00:10:59,552 --> 00:11:01,110
what you're doing,

108
00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,950
I need to be..

109
00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:08,456
another millionaire.

110
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To see the same place..

111
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in hundreds and thousands
at a time.

112
00:11:16,936 --> 00:11:19,404
But more than living in comfort..

113
00:11:19,505 --> 00:11:23,601
I want your love and nothing else..

114
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,438
5 MINUTES BEFORE

115
00:11:35,021 --> 00:11:37,182
Are you sure he always
leaves at this hour?

116
00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:39,622
I've been checking him for a month.
He always does it.

117
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,657
Where's the bat?

118
00:11:42,762 --> 00:11:44,662
Right here.
And I also have the bag.

119
00:11:44,764 --> 00:11:45,958
Relax.

120
00:11:46,065 --> 00:11:47,965
I've done this a thousand times.

121
00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,261
That's why you hired me, right?

122
00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:52,934
Why so nervous?

123
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:57,476
I'm not nervous, idiot.

124
00:11:58,044 --> 00:12:00,035
I'm careful.
There's a difference.

125
00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,040
I'm precise.

126
00:12:02,315 --> 00:12:03,407
And why?

127
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,847
Because that's how
I've always been.

128
00:12:05,952 --> 00:12:08,978
Because doing things right
got me where I am now.

129
00:12:09,088 --> 00:12:10,612
All right, all right.
Calm down.

130
00:12:12,825 --> 00:12:14,793
I hope you know what you're doing.

131
00:12:15,161 --> 00:12:16,788
What I'm doing?

132
00:12:19,231 --> 00:12:21,961
I know perfectly well what I'm doing.

133
00:12:26,606 --> 00:12:28,233
Let me show you something.

134
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,377
It's my father.

135
00:12:36,749 --> 00:12:38,944
You want to talk about
someone with big balls?

136
00:12:39,952 --> 00:12:42,318
This man.

137
00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:46,851
He knows the meaning
of hard work.

138
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:49,325
Not like the asshole
we're about to grab.

139
00:12:50,963 --> 00:12:55,559
He made sacrifices for us
working for a fucking prick.

140
00:12:55,668 --> 00:12:58,000
A dictator.

141
00:12:58,104 --> 00:13:00,072
Twenty years.

142
00:13:00,172 --> 00:13:04,734
Twenty years without getting an ounce
of respect every single day.

143
00:13:04,844 --> 00:13:06,277
Every day.

144
00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,674
And he's still hanging on.

145
00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:13,810
I could take care of him.
But he's a proud man.

146
00:13:15,388 --> 00:13:16,753
And you know what?

147
00:13:17,657 --> 00:13:19,716
He has an honorable job.

148
00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:26,527
Did you understand
anything I just said?

149
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:29,632
He won't be long now.

150
00:13:30,536 --> 00:13:31,901
Here.

151
00:13:50,623 --> 00:13:52,853
- What do we do with him?
- What do you mean what do we do?

152
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,721
Nothing. We leave him here
and good-bye.

153
00:13:54,827 --> 00:13:57,261
Kiss my ass. If we leave him here,
the guy is going to fire me.

154
00:13:57,363 --> 00:13:59,797
He's going to send me to jail,
then he's going to kill me.

155
00:13:59,899 --> 00:14:02,299
He's going to fire you anyway.
You fucked his daughter.

156
00:14:03,069 --> 00:14:05,196
- I told you not to go back to work.
- Why?

157
00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:08,871
- Because he kicked your ass.
- It wasn't that bad.

158
00:14:11,544 --> 00:14:12,875
Okay, it was that bad.

159
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,970
But first of all, I didn't fuck her.
She fucked me.

160
00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:18,115
Scream, piggy, scream.

161
00:14:18,284 --> 00:14:21,447
Number two, fucking his daughter
and leaving him here

162
00:14:21,587 --> 00:14:23,748
in his underwear ain't the same thing.
Give me a fucking break!

163
00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:26,853
Why don't we get him out of here
and wait for him to wake up?

164
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,927
We talk things over
and, I don't know..

165
00:14:29,028 --> 00:14:30,757
we convince him not
to do anything to us.

166
00:14:31,297 --> 00:14:32,628
What do you mean, to us?

167
00:14:32,732 --> 00:14:34,290
Come on, man. You know.
Not to do anything to us.

168
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,492
I didn't do anything.

169
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:39,196
Excuse me, but you just took a dump
next to him while he was unconscious.

170
00:14:39,305 --> 00:14:41,102
But he doesn't know that
I took a dump next to him.

171
00:14:41,207 --> 00:14:43,971
But you did. Dude, don't tell me
you're not going to help me.

172
00:14:57,456 --> 00:14:59,185
Give me a break, dude.
Give me a hand.

173
00:15:03,562 --> 00:15:04,756
Let's see.

174
00:15:08,334 --> 00:15:10,097
You fucking prick!

175
00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:11,696
Calm down!

176
00:15:12,071 --> 00:15:13,333
Calm down, man!
Take it easy!

177
00:15:15,107 --> 00:15:16,267
Help me get him up, man.

178
00:15:17,109 --> 00:15:18,303
Help me out!

179
00:15:45,638 --> 00:15:46,730
Let's go.

180
00:15:49,308 --> 00:15:51,469
- Trunk.
- What?

181
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,909
What's the matter with you?
Do you want him on the roof?

182
00:15:54,013 --> 00:15:56,208
If they see us with this asshole
we're in big fucking trouble!

183
00:15:56,315 --> 00:15:58,010
I know, man.

184
00:15:58,117 --> 00:15:59,914
I mean, he owns
this fucking building!

185
00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:05,817
Shit. We're going to get busted.

186
00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:08,052
But we take him out of there
as soon as we're outside.

187
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,491
Of course.

188
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,898
Don't be an asshole.

189
00:16:44,563 --> 00:16:46,554
I think we're fucked.

190
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:49,733
They seem to know something.

191
00:16:50,069 --> 00:16:51,764
Don't be stupid.

192
00:16:53,005 --> 00:16:55,337
Those guys don't know anything.

193
00:16:55,741 --> 00:16:57,208
So what do I do then?

194
00:16:57,309 --> 00:17:00,107
Relax, man.
Just turn around and smile.

195
00:17:14,727 --> 00:17:16,058
You think they noticed?

196
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:20,393
No, man. How could they?
They're just obtuse.

197
00:17:24,803 --> 00:17:29,069
Okay, look for a place to park up front
and let's take him out.

198
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,870
Kiss my ass, man!
Where am I supposed to park?

199
00:17:31,977 --> 00:17:35,344
- Watch out!
- God damn! Fucking assholes!

200
00:17:35,447 --> 00:17:37,244
Did you see that?
They almost hit me.

201
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,544
- You think they know?
- What?

202
00:17:39,652 --> 00:17:40,778
Do you think they know
they're assholes?

203
00:17:40,886 --> 00:17:42,251
Because no one ever tells them.

204
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:46,290
People just, you know,
give them the finger and honk.

205
00:17:46,392 --> 00:17:47,950
But no one ever tells them
to their face.

206
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,550
Well, yeah.
But, I mean, come on.

207
00:17:49,662 --> 00:17:51,653
You can't sink to that level
of stupidity without noticing.

208
00:17:51,764 --> 00:17:52,822
Give me a fucking break!

209
00:17:57,603 --> 00:18:00,936
What?
What are you staring at, you fag?

210
00:18:01,407 --> 00:18:02,567
Do I look like a fag?

211
00:18:02,675 --> 00:18:05,371
Not really.
Maybe just a little soft.

212
00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:06,774
What did you say, man?

213
00:18:07,646 --> 00:18:11,548
I said I was going to screw
your mama.

214
00:18:12,318 --> 00:18:14,149
What are you staring at,
you fucking cross-eyed?

215
00:18:22,461 --> 00:18:26,761
Cross-eyed.. cross-eyed..
cross-eyed.

216
00:18:30,202 --> 00:18:32,636
She's not coming because
you're fucking cross-eyed.

217
00:18:38,711 --> 00:18:42,511
What did you expect, my son?
You're fucking cross-eyed.

218
00:19:00,332 --> 00:19:01,959
Go.

219
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:03,991
Jesus Christ!

220
00:19:07,473 --> 00:19:09,839
Shit, man. Shit!

221
00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:11,000
That bastard's going to kill us.

222
00:19:12,678 --> 00:19:13,736
There!

223
00:20:36,562 --> 00:20:37,551
What's that?

224
00:20:50,843 --> 00:20:51,832
Did anyone see you?

225
00:20:52,678 --> 00:20:55,306
The cops are downstairs. They want
you to give them all blow jobs.

226
00:20:55,447 --> 00:20:57,381
- Don't be an asshole, Nico.
- Asshole?

227
00:20:57,483 --> 00:20:59,974
All right! That's enough, okay?
Where do we put this guy?

228
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:01,609
Is he alive?

229
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,312
That's none of your business.
Where do we put him?

230
00:21:03,422 --> 00:21:07,483
This is my house and I never
agreed to store dead people.

231
00:21:07,593 --> 00:21:08,787
Did I?

232
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,885
Listen, princess.

233
00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:15,832
I don't know why you got
into this business.

234
00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:19,131
Maybe because your family
is broke,

235
00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:21,729
or because the money you get
isn't enough for your drugs,

236
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,900
or simply because your life
is so fucking boring

237
00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:26,602
you wanted to try
something dangerous.

238
00:21:26,712 --> 00:21:28,737
I don't know and I don't care.

239
00:21:29,715 --> 00:21:32,946
When I found you, I explained
to you what this was about.

240
00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:37,852
And we made a deal. And in that deal,
I call the shots. I ask the questions.

241
00:21:37,956 --> 00:21:39,856
You provide the answers.

242
00:21:40,893 --> 00:21:42,656
Is that clear?

243
00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:47,690
Now, where do we put him?

244
00:21:49,368 --> 00:21:51,097
In the storage room in the back.

245
00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:56,207
Thank you.

246
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,050
It won't start.

247
00:22:08,654 --> 00:22:11,487
Shit. You were the one
who got me to insult that guy.

248
00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:14,081
Yeah. But there are insults
and then there are insults.

249
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:19,893
Help me out, man. We don't know
if he's still alive in there.

250
00:22:19,998 --> 00:22:21,329
What are you worried about?

251
00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:24,869
If he's dead, then it's not
our problem anymore.

252
00:22:25,404 --> 00:22:27,167
Of course.
You're absolutely right.

253
00:22:27,272 --> 00:22:28,739
You know,
I hadn't thought of that.

254
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,831
As a matter of fact, when the cops
get here we'll just say,

255
00:22:30,943 --> 00:22:33,741
"Yes, Officer. He was in our trunk
in his underwear."

256
00:22:33,845 --> 00:22:36,313
"But he wasn't dead.
He just passed out."

257
00:22:36,415 --> 00:22:38,212
Give me a break.

258
00:22:38,884 --> 00:22:41,011
Okay.
So what are we going to do?

259
00:22:43,088 --> 00:22:45,454
Hey, what if we call Ruben?

260
00:22:46,525 --> 00:22:48,993
- Who?
- Mascarita.

261
00:22:49,094 --> 00:22:50,118
Who?

262
00:22:52,097 --> 00:22:54,156
Mascarita.
The wrestler.

263
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,025
Mascarita.
The ill-tempered one.

264
00:22:58,804 --> 00:23:01,204
What happened to this great legend?

265
00:23:01,306 --> 00:23:05,402
Born in Huichapan
in the state of Hidalgo in 1963,

266
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:08,206
he had a simple
country childhood.

267
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,978
"CHILDHOOD FRIEND"
Well, folks, by the time he made
it to elementary school,

268
00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,108
he was already a legend.

269
00:23:13,218 --> 00:23:16,244
He was someone
who loved wrestling.

270
00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:18,084
He was very strong.

271
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,715
He also had a strong personality.

272
00:23:20,826 --> 00:23:24,557
And I remember that he always
stood up to anyone.

273
00:23:25,297 --> 00:23:28,733
From that day on, he began training
with farm animals

274
00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:30,597
until he reached puberty.

275
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,829
He held many tough jobs:

276
00:23:32,938 --> 00:23:36,237
Load lifter, miner,
cart puller.

277
00:23:36,341 --> 00:23:38,332
But his fame began to rise

278
00:23:38,443 --> 00:23:41,207
when he joined the security team
at a local disco.

279
00:23:41,313 --> 00:23:44,714
Day after day he tested
his wrestling skills.

280
00:23:44,816 --> 00:23:48,217
Until one day Avilo Dominguez,

281
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,845
founder of the Mexican
wrestling league, crossed his path.

282
00:23:51,123 --> 00:23:53,318
I was looking for someone special.

283
00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:57,152
I had traveled all over the country
and couldn't find anyone.

284
00:23:57,262 --> 00:23:58,559
"PROMOTER"

285
00:23:58,664 --> 00:24:00,188
Until I came to Huichapan,
Hidalgo and..

286
00:24:00,299 --> 00:24:01,732
Mister Avilo!

287
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:04,892
And I saw Mascarita standing
at the door of a club.

288
00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:07,331
I knew right then I had my star.

289
00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:13,671
After that meeting, Mascarita became
a full-time wrestler.

290
00:24:13,779 --> 00:24:15,110
He traveled with Avilo in the big city

291
00:24:15,213 --> 00:24:20,014
and trained until he became
the most famous wrestler of all.

292
00:24:23,722 --> 00:24:27,715
But his addiction to drugs,
alcohol and women

293
00:24:27,826 --> 00:24:29,521
would soon put an end
to his success.

294
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:33,257
Yes, of course, I met him.

295
00:24:33,365 --> 00:24:35,424
"EXOTIC DANCER"

296
00:24:35,534 --> 00:24:39,971
He was so generous with all of us.

297
00:24:40,572 --> 00:24:43,666
Oh, but he never took off his mask.

298
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:46,869
Due to his drug problem he had
to leave the wrestling arena,

299
00:24:46,978 --> 00:24:49,208
leaving behind a number
of unanswered questions.

300
00:24:49,314 --> 00:24:52,545
Where is Mascarita now?
What does he do?

301
00:24:52,651 --> 00:24:56,280
And above all, who is the man
behind the mask?

302
00:24:59,691 --> 00:25:02,023
Hey, was that really Mascarita?

303
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:04,561
Yeah.
But he hates being called that.

304
00:25:04,663 --> 00:25:05,823
Why?

305
00:25:09,501 --> 00:25:10,866
One moment, please.

306
00:25:12,537 --> 00:25:16,132
Next time you call me Mascarita
without the mask,

307
00:25:16,241 --> 00:25:19,267
- I swear I'll cut off your balls.
- Yes, Ruben, yes.. okay.

308
00:25:23,615 --> 00:25:24,639
Good evening.

309
00:25:24,783 --> 00:25:26,580
Ruben, it's Mudo.

310
00:25:26,718 --> 00:25:29,949
Yo, buddy. What's up?

311
00:25:30,055 --> 00:25:31,886
You know. Just hanging out,
calling old friends.

312
00:25:32,023 --> 00:25:34,753
Man, it's so good to hear from you.
How are you? You okay?

313
00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:37,124
Not really.
I got a small problem

314
00:25:37,229 --> 00:25:38,719
and I thought maybe you
could give me a hand.

315
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:41,628
Think nothing of it, bro.
What can I do for you?

316
00:25:41,733 --> 00:25:43,530
Look.
The thing is we have this guy

317
00:25:43,635 --> 00:25:45,102
locked in the trunk of our car,
and guess what?

318
00:25:45,237 --> 00:25:47,933
- We got rear-ended.
- Really!

319
00:25:48,039 --> 00:25:51,008
Yeah. Now we can't get the guy out
because the trunk is jammed.

320
00:25:51,109 --> 00:25:54,237
Don't worry. I'm on my way now.
Where are you?

321
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:55,370
Remember where I live?

322
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,074
Remember the alley
behind the factory? There.

323
00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:00,117
Ah, okay. I won't be long.

324
00:26:00,218 --> 00:26:02,186
Anyway,
I'll have Tony meet us there.

325
00:26:02,287 --> 00:26:03,311
"The Cannibal"?

326
00:26:03,422 --> 00:26:06,118
Yeah. He lives nearby.
That's not such a safe neighborhood.

327
00:26:06,224 --> 00:26:07,248
- So then, you're coming?
- Okay. Yeah.

328
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,384
- Thanks.
- Please, man. Don't mention it.

329
00:26:09,494 --> 00:26:11,462
- Thanks, Ruben.
- I'll see you in a little while.

330
00:26:11,563 --> 00:26:14,088
- All right. See you. Bye.
- Bye.

331
00:26:19,471 --> 00:26:20,733
I'll be right back.

332
00:26:20,839 --> 00:26:23,740
When I return, I want you
to keep screaming. Okay?

333
00:26:23,842 --> 00:26:25,673
Yes, Ruben, yes.. okay.

334
00:26:29,981 --> 00:26:34,714
Well, you've got some X.

335
00:26:40,659 --> 00:26:43,389
Next time, bring enough
to share with everyone

336
00:26:43,495 --> 00:26:45,861
or don't bring any at all.
Understand?

337
00:26:53,038 --> 00:26:56,530
What's the matter, ladies?
Move it!

338
00:26:58,443 --> 00:27:02,311
Come on! All right.

339
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,551
- Add more weight.
- Yes, boss.

340
00:27:25,804 --> 00:27:28,364
Dude, doesn't your mother-in-law
have a party tonight?

341
00:27:28,473 --> 00:27:31,567
Oh, shit! You're right, man.
Fuck! I'm such a prick!

342
00:27:31,676 --> 00:27:34,144
Paulina must be waiting
for me to pick her up.

343
00:27:34,246 --> 00:27:36,009
I don't think she's there anymore.
It's really late.

344
00:27:38,917 --> 00:27:43,479
Yeah, I guess so. I think she left.
I hope she's not mad.

345
00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:56,319
Mascarita.

346
00:29:03,468 --> 00:29:05,333
Finish him.

347
00:29:06,404 --> 00:29:09,965
Surrender, Mascarita.

348
00:29:11,610 --> 00:29:14,204
Don't fight back, Mascarita.

349
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,849
Hey, this Mascar.. I mean,
Ruben is taking too long, isn't he?

350
00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:20,941
Don't let it slip out again.
Not even as a joke.

351
00:29:21,052 --> 00:29:22,917
Relax, man, I didn't mean it.

352
00:29:23,021 --> 00:29:26,787
I'm serious. You have no idea how crazy
he gets when they call him Mascarita.

353
00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:30,951
Really? All right, how much longer
are we going to wait?

354
00:29:31,196 --> 00:29:34,063
I don't know.
He said he was sending his bodyguard.

355
00:29:34,165 --> 00:29:36,133
His what?

356
00:29:36,234 --> 00:29:39,362
Ruben has a bodyguard.
His name is Tony.

357
00:29:40,572 --> 00:29:42,233
Tony, "The Cannibal".

358
00:30:09,734 --> 00:30:12,669
Hey. Why do they call him
Tony "The Cannibal"?

359
00:30:12,771 --> 00:30:13,965
I don't know.

360
00:30:14,072 --> 00:30:16,905
If you want to, you can ask him
when he gets here.

361
00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:08,550
Tony.

362
00:31:10,161 --> 00:31:12,755
This is Jaque.
I'm Mudo.

363
00:31:20,205 --> 00:31:21,536
Go ahead. Ask him.

364
00:31:36,721 --> 00:31:38,086
What's up, Ruben?

365
00:31:38,189 --> 00:31:40,657
- How's it hanging, Mudo?
- I'm fine, thanks.

366
00:31:40,759 --> 00:31:42,192
Hey! What's up?

367
00:31:45,997 --> 00:31:47,624
Start her up, Tony.

368
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,140
How's life treating you, Jaque?

369
00:31:57,242 --> 00:32:00,234
Right now, not so great, but..

370
00:32:03,815 --> 00:32:05,510
Hit it.

371
00:32:12,757 --> 00:32:14,816
I could've done that.
Give me a break.

372
00:32:17,862 --> 00:32:19,227
Trunk.

373
00:32:28,006 --> 00:32:30,804
- Man, I could've done that too.
- But you didn't.

374
00:32:31,876 --> 00:32:33,571
So what's up?
What do we do now?

375
00:32:33,678 --> 00:32:35,441
We get him out of the trunk, right?

376
00:32:35,547 --> 00:32:37,981
- Are you nuts?
- No, I mean it.

377
00:32:38,082 --> 00:32:39,344
And do what, exactly?

378
00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:42,886
I don't know. We get him out
and leave him there on the street.

379
00:32:44,422 --> 00:32:47,391
Give me a fucking break. He's my
father-in-law. We can't dump him there.

380
00:32:47,492 --> 00:32:49,517
The fact that he's your father-in-law is
irrelevant. This guy is Oscar Cabos.

381
00:32:49,627 --> 00:32:51,117
What do you think he'll do to us
when he wakes up?

382
00:32:51,229 --> 00:32:53,459
- Okay, so we take him to a hospital.
- This man is Oscar Cabos?

383
00:32:53,731 --> 00:32:57,667
We can't dump him there and we
certainly can't take him to a hospital.

384
00:32:57,936 --> 00:32:59,096
Why not?

385
00:32:59,204 --> 00:33:01,434
Haven't you heard the story
about the Chinese cook?

386
00:33:01,806 --> 00:33:02,830
As a matter of fact, yes.

387
00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:05,808
Good point.
So what do we do?

388
00:33:05,910 --> 00:33:08,310
First thing we'll do is calm down
and get out of here.

389
00:33:08,847 --> 00:33:11,338
For now, he's safe inside your trunk.
He's out cold.

390
00:33:11,449 --> 00:33:16,785
Don't worry. We'll go to a quiet place.
I know this bar nearby.

391
00:33:16,888 --> 00:33:19,914
We'll have a couple of exotic drinks.

392
00:33:20,358 --> 00:33:22,349
Then you'll tell me
exactly what happened.

393
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:25,691
And then we'll figure out what
to do to get out of this mess we're in.

394
00:33:26,865 --> 00:33:28,196
Okay?

395
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:30,324
This way.
Let's go, Tony.

396
00:33:38,476 --> 00:33:39,943
There's no answer.

397
00:33:40,044 --> 00:33:43,070
Why don't you call yourself?

398
00:33:44,849 --> 00:33:49,115
The family knows me very well.
They might recognize my voice perfectly.

399
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:51,017
Call them again.

400
00:33:51,122 --> 00:33:52,111
But..

401
00:33:52,257 --> 00:33:53,383
But what?

402
00:33:57,962 --> 00:34:03,264
If you don't make the call,
then you're no good to me.

403
00:34:05,436 --> 00:34:08,030
This is when I need you the most.

404
00:34:08,139 --> 00:34:09,504
Understand, sweetheart?

405
00:34:11,109 --> 00:34:13,737
Okay.
So what are we going to do?

406
00:34:14,612 --> 00:34:18,981
You're going to dial that phone
and ask for this little

407
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:22,541
asshole's wife, and that's it.

408
00:34:24,155 --> 00:34:29,457
Or what? Do you know
the maids in the house, too?

409
00:34:32,664 --> 00:34:34,632
No.

410
00:34:44,108 --> 00:34:47,600
Why don't you take off the bag
so he can breathe?

411
00:34:49,681 --> 00:34:52,514
And have him see our faces, right?

412
00:34:53,318 --> 00:34:56,685
Oh, I'm sure he's breathing great,
aren't you?

413
00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:05,085
It's ringing.

414
00:35:07,198 --> 00:35:09,723
That's all upside-down.
Fix it.

415
00:35:14,706 --> 00:35:16,139
Hello?

416
00:35:16,307 --> 00:35:19,071
Hello. With the lady
of the house, please.

417
00:35:19,210 --> 00:35:20,302
Who's calling?

418
00:35:20,778 --> 00:35:24,908
Put Mrs. Gabriela Cabos on,
right now. Please.

419
00:35:25,183 --> 00:35:27,811
Yes, but I have to tell her
who's calling.

420
00:35:29,587 --> 00:35:32,147
Tell her it's..
her husband.

421
00:35:32,890 --> 00:35:34,949
One moment, please.

422
00:35:44,202 --> 00:35:45,897
Ma'am..

423
00:35:48,406 --> 00:35:50,203
Ma'am..

424
00:35:50,308 --> 00:35:55,302
Careful, careful with that.
Don't drop it. Please be careful.

425
00:35:55,413 --> 00:35:57,381
- Ma'am!
- What is it, Tere?

426
00:35:57,482 --> 00:35:59,177
Telephone.

427
00:35:59,317 --> 00:36:02,377
Can't you see I'm busy, Tere?
For goodness sake!

428
00:36:02,487 --> 00:36:03,818
It's your husband.

429
00:36:03,955 --> 00:36:06,150
Well, just tell him
I'll call him back later.

430
00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:09,650
She says she'll call him
back later.

431
00:36:16,567 --> 00:36:17,727
What?

432
00:36:17,835 --> 00:36:19,462
She hung up.

433
00:36:20,638 --> 00:36:21,696
What?

434
00:36:21,806 --> 00:36:23,205
The maid hung up on me.

435
00:36:27,111 --> 00:36:29,102
Well, call them back

436
00:36:29,213 --> 00:36:32,705
and tell them we'll kill this shit bag
if they don't give us twenty..

437
00:36:33,851 --> 00:36:36,752
You told me you could do this.
Can you or not?

438
00:36:55,173 --> 00:36:57,004
Cheers.

439
00:36:57,108 --> 00:36:58,769
Cheers.

440
00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:04,712
That hit the spot.

441
00:37:06,150 --> 00:37:07,640
Where were we?

442
00:37:07,752 --> 00:37:10,721
Oh, yeah. The trunk.

443
00:37:10,822 --> 00:37:13,017
All right.
This is what we're going to do.

444
00:37:13,124 --> 00:37:17,720
We'll finish our drinks and then
we'll figure out a way to return

445
00:37:17,829 --> 00:37:20,263
this man to his home,
safe and sound.

446
00:37:20,698 --> 00:37:22,461
This man is your father-in-law, Jaque?

447
00:37:22,567 --> 00:37:23,966
Yeah.

448
00:37:24,068 --> 00:37:28,368
And his wife, your mother-in-law,
is having a party tonight, right?

449
00:37:28,473 --> 00:37:29,599
That's right.

450
00:37:29,707 --> 00:37:32,574
Do you think it would be
a problem if we attend?

451
00:37:32,677 --> 00:37:34,577
No, but..

452
00:37:34,679 --> 00:37:36,943
You know if Cabos is known
to partake of alcoholic beverages?

453
00:37:37,181 --> 00:37:39,741
- All the time.
- Perfect.

454
00:37:39,851 --> 00:37:42,319
We'll leave him on the front lawn.

455
00:37:42,653 --> 00:37:46,316
We'll untie him, take off the bag,
and douse him with the cheapest liquor.

456
00:37:46,491 --> 00:37:48,459
Then we'll leave.

457
00:37:48,559 --> 00:37:50,322
When he wakes up,
he'll have a hell of a headache

458
00:37:50,428 --> 00:37:51,656
and he won't even know
where he is.

459
00:37:51,796 --> 00:37:55,926
He'll just remember that his wife
had a party.

460
00:37:57,335 --> 00:38:00,429
- How does that sound?
- All right.

461
00:38:01,038 --> 00:38:02,903
What kind of person is your
mother-in-law?

462
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,507
She's a bitch.

463
00:38:04,609 --> 00:38:07,510
- Is she rich?
- Stinking.

464
00:38:07,612 --> 00:38:10,046
- Does she host many parties?
- Many.

465
00:38:10,214 --> 00:38:12,182
Okay, boys.
I'll need two things.

466
00:38:12,283 --> 00:38:16,276
One, I have to get into the party,
and two, I'll need a change of clothes.

467
00:38:18,022 --> 00:38:20,013
- A what?
- Clothes, Mudo.

468
00:38:20,124 --> 00:38:24,060
I can't go dressed like this
to a fancy socialite party.

469
00:38:24,162 --> 00:38:25,322
I'd stand out.

470
00:38:25,663 --> 00:38:30,362
Yeah. I'm sure I'll find
something in my apartment.

471
00:38:30,468 --> 00:38:33,232
Cheers.

472
00:38:33,337 --> 00:38:35,066
Cheers.

473
00:38:38,309 --> 00:38:39,435
Check this out, man.

474
00:38:39,544 --> 00:38:42,308
See? It's Mascarita!

475
00:38:45,283 --> 00:38:47,274
Son of a bitch!

476
00:38:49,187 --> 00:38:51,018
It's him. God damn it!
It's him.

477
00:38:57,562 --> 00:38:59,928
- What did you call me?
- Fuckin' A, man.

478
00:39:00,031 --> 00:39:02,556
You're that Mascarita guy.
Aren't you?

479
00:39:05,503 --> 00:39:06,834
What the hell's the matter with you?

480
00:39:58,055 --> 00:40:00,080
Check, please.

481
00:40:08,899 --> 00:40:10,696
Who the fuck do you think
you are, asshole?

482
00:40:10,901 --> 00:40:15,361
We're going to beat the shit out of you.
You fucking little wrestler.

483
00:40:33,357 --> 00:40:35,154
Boys, let's go.

484
00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:01,608
How many were they?

485
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,347
About fifteen.

486
00:41:04,455 --> 00:41:06,946
Including the fucked up ones?

487
00:41:07,058 --> 00:41:10,687
No. If you count those,
then it's about twenty.

488
00:41:12,563 --> 00:41:13,723
Let's give him..

489
00:41:13,831 --> 00:41:17,062
I'll say.. about a minute.

490
00:42:12,189 --> 00:42:15,886
Listen, put the Mrs.
on the line right now..

491
00:42:15,993 --> 00:42:19,793
or her husband will cease to exist.
Understand?

492
00:42:19,930 --> 00:42:21,955
Yes. One moment, please.

493
00:42:22,533 --> 00:42:24,694
- Ma'am.
- What is it, Tere?

494
00:42:24,835 --> 00:42:26,632
Phone call for you.

495
00:42:26,737 --> 00:42:29,001
I told you I'm busy right now.

496
00:42:29,106 --> 00:42:30,801
They say it's about your husband.

497
00:42:30,908 --> 00:42:33,706
That he exists or will cease to exist,
I don't understand.

498
00:42:41,252 --> 00:42:44,744
Hello?
She hung up again.

499
00:42:49,427 --> 00:42:50,758
Move.

500
00:43:01,071 --> 00:43:02,402
Hello?

501
00:43:03,941 --> 00:43:05,704
Listen, you fucking bitch,

502
00:43:05,810 --> 00:43:08,574
you either put your boss
on the line right now,

503
00:43:08,679 --> 00:43:11,671
or I'll kill you
and then I'll kill her.

504
00:43:17,455 --> 00:43:18,683
Hello.

505
00:43:40,311 --> 00:43:41,608
Shut the door.

506
00:43:47,051 --> 00:43:49,042
Tony, there's a liquor store
around the corner.

507
00:43:49,153 --> 00:43:52,350
Get me a bottle
of the cheapest booze, please.

508
00:43:54,258 --> 00:43:57,056
Let's go, boys. The night is too short.
Come on.

509
00:43:57,495 --> 00:44:00,521
- What's up, Jaque?
- How's it hanging?

510
00:44:01,398 --> 00:44:03,628
Shit. What did you do
to your wheels, dude?

511
00:44:03,734 --> 00:44:04,792
Nothing.

512
00:44:04,902 --> 00:44:08,167
I'll fix it up for you. Fifteen minutes.
Let me get my tools.

513
00:44:08,272 --> 00:44:09,603
No, that's all right, thanks.

514
00:44:09,707 --> 00:44:13,165
Come on.
It'll be just like new, Jaque.

515
00:44:13,277 --> 00:44:14,744
He said no.

516
00:44:17,248 --> 00:44:19,045
Since when do you
open your mouth?

517
00:44:19,149 --> 00:44:20,673
Doesn't Mudo mean mute?

518
00:44:20,784 --> 00:44:24,185
Why don't you honor your name
and shut the fuck up?

519
00:44:26,590 --> 00:44:28,023
Hey, what's wrong
with your buddy?

520
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:32,824
Check him out.
What happened to his clothes?

521
00:44:32,930 --> 00:44:35,421
Listen, you snot-nosed brat!

522
00:44:35,533 --> 00:44:37,694
Why don't you go jerk off
somewhere else?

523
00:44:42,273 --> 00:44:44,833
Okay, fucking Mudo.

524
00:44:44,942 --> 00:44:46,170
You too, Jaque.

525
00:44:46,277 --> 00:44:47,835
We'll see you around,
you pricks.

526
00:44:47,945 --> 00:44:50,436
Just ask for one favor.
One.

527
00:44:50,548 --> 00:44:52,175
Assholes.

528
00:44:54,051 --> 00:44:55,848
I'll get you a shirt, Ruben.

529
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,117
Come in.
Make yourself at home.

530
00:44:58,622 --> 00:44:59,850
Thank you.

531
00:45:07,765 --> 00:45:09,130
So, where have you been
hanging out?

532
00:45:10,768 --> 00:45:17,173
Here, there.
Going to one place, then another.

533
00:45:18,008 --> 00:45:20,306
How long has it been since we
saw each other the last time?

534
00:45:22,079 --> 00:45:24,479
It's been a while, Mudo.

535
00:45:25,416 --> 00:45:27,111
It's been a while.

536
00:45:28,686 --> 00:45:31,382
What's wrong with that fucking bird?
Doesn't he ever shut up?

537
00:45:31,522 --> 00:45:32,580
No, never.

538
00:45:32,690 --> 00:45:35,420
The worst part is he only
makes noise when we get home.

539
00:45:35,526 --> 00:45:37,585
When there's no one here
he's very quiet.

540
00:45:37,695 --> 00:45:39,219
Why don't you tell your neighbors?

541
00:45:39,330 --> 00:45:40,558
Because I haven't met them yet.

542
00:45:40,664 --> 00:45:41,995
- You haven't met them?
- No.

543
00:45:42,099 --> 00:45:43,828
- Your neighbors?
- Let's go.

544
00:45:50,608 --> 00:45:52,132
Jaque..

545
00:45:52,776 --> 00:45:56,610
I'm not saying you have poor taste
or anything like that.

546
00:45:56,714 --> 00:46:00,172
- But what the hell is this?
- What?

547
00:46:00,985 --> 00:46:02,816
What do you mean what?

548
00:46:04,254 --> 00:46:06,415
Tony went to get the booze
for Mr. Cabos.

549
00:46:06,523 --> 00:46:08,013
We have to wait for him, okay?

550
00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:11,094
Now, in these few minutes
in which we have to wait for him,

551
00:46:11,195 --> 00:46:14,824
I think you can find
something more presentable.

552
00:46:16,667 --> 00:46:18,032
Come on!

553
00:46:26,677 --> 00:46:28,804
Bad taste.
Give me a break, asshole.

554
00:46:28,912 --> 00:46:30,675
And that guy is supposed
to have great taste or what?

555
00:46:31,882 --> 00:46:33,611
I can't believe that bird.

556
00:46:33,717 --> 00:46:34,809
And it gets worse after two a.m.

557
00:46:34,952 --> 00:46:36,613
I'll have a word with the neighbors.

558
00:46:44,828 --> 00:46:45,954
Four years.

559
00:46:46,063 --> 00:46:47,690
What?

560
00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:52,294
It's been four years since
we last saw each other.

561
00:46:53,203 --> 00:46:54,500
Where were you?

562
00:46:56,006 --> 00:46:57,997
- Is the prick in?
- Yeah. Go ahead, Pau.

563
00:47:00,144 --> 00:47:02,476
Where were you?
What's the matter?

564
00:47:02,613 --> 00:47:05,582
You knew I couldn't get to my car
because of the party.

565
00:47:05,683 --> 00:47:07,651
- Baby, sweetheart..
- No.

566
00:47:07,751 --> 00:47:09,378
I was waiting for you.
You were supposed to pick me up.

567
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,886
I swear I was about to get you, baby.
I swear.

568
00:47:11,989 --> 00:47:14,355
What are you doing?
We have to go now!

569
00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:17,586
Baby, it's just that we're waiting for
someone who shouldn't take too long.

570
00:47:17,695 --> 00:47:21,927
What? Waiting my ass!
Shut that fucking bird up!

571
00:47:22,166 --> 00:47:25,567
- How can you live like this?
- I know. Five minutes, please.

572
00:47:25,669 --> 00:47:27,432
Just five minutes, okay, honey buns?

573
00:47:27,538 --> 00:47:28,835
Who are we waiting for?

574
00:47:28,939 --> 00:47:32,431
We're waiting for someone who went
to the store to get a bottle of booze.

575
00:47:32,543 --> 00:47:33,874
As soon as he gets back,
we'll leave.

576
00:47:33,977 --> 00:47:36,275
- Booze?
- Yes, baby. And then we can go.

577
00:47:36,380 --> 00:47:38,507
Give me a break!
You're a disgusting drunk!

578
00:47:38,615 --> 00:47:41,243
Honey, it's not for me.
Baby, really!

579
00:47:44,154 --> 00:47:46,179
You know what?
Bye.

580
00:47:47,057 --> 00:47:49,184
Baby? Honey?

581
00:47:50,728 --> 00:47:52,662
Mudo, tell Jaque I went
to my Mom's party.

582
00:47:52,763 --> 00:47:53,855
Okay, Pau.

583
00:47:54,932 --> 00:47:55,956
I don't think anyone's home.

584
00:47:59,269 --> 00:48:00,361
What do you want?

585
00:48:00,471 --> 00:48:05,374
Good evening. We would like
to ask you with all due respect..

586
00:48:05,476 --> 00:48:08,240
To shut that fucking bird up!

587
00:48:08,345 --> 00:48:10,210
Don't you realize there are
other people living here?

588
00:48:10,314 --> 00:48:12,145
Fucking bird from hell!

589
00:48:24,895 --> 00:48:27,728
That bird was a present from
my grandmother before she died.

590
00:48:27,831 --> 00:48:30,595
I'm quite fond of it. It doesn't
bother you that much, does it?

591
00:48:30,701 --> 00:48:35,001
If you ever knock here again,
I'm going to be bothered.

592
00:48:35,105 --> 00:48:37,733
Now scram!
Both of you!

593
00:48:41,278 --> 00:48:43,246
How's this one?

594
00:48:43,347 --> 00:48:44,814
Have you met the neighbors?

595
00:48:45,983 --> 00:48:48,349
- What happened?
- Nothing. Let's go.

596
00:48:56,794 --> 00:48:57,920
Tere, answer that.

597
00:49:04,701 --> 00:49:06,692
Answer the phone.

598
00:49:09,039 --> 00:49:10,165
Hello?

599
00:49:10,274 --> 00:49:14,904
I'd like to speak to
Mrs. Gabriela Cabos, please.

600
00:49:15,145 --> 00:49:17,045
Speaking.
What can I do for you?

601
00:49:17,981 --> 00:49:19,710
Plenty.

602
00:49:19,817 --> 00:49:22,012
We have kidnapped

603
00:49:22,152 --> 00:49:25,451
your husband.
He's alive, but not for long.

604
00:49:26,990 --> 00:49:29,288
We want twenty..

605
00:49:29,393 --> 00:49:32,590
You know what? Tell Oscar that if
he doesn't want to come

606
00:49:32,696 --> 00:49:37,099
to my birthday party,
to stay 'kidnapped' in his office,

607
00:49:37,201 --> 00:49:38,930
he can go fuck himself.

608
00:49:46,410 --> 00:49:48,105
Give me a fucking break!

609
00:50:00,457 --> 00:50:02,220
You said no one was coming.

610
00:50:05,262 --> 00:50:07,628
I'll see who it is.

611
00:50:17,908 --> 00:50:18,932
What's up?

612
00:50:19,042 --> 00:50:21,670
- What's up with what?
- What do you mean about what?

613
00:50:21,778 --> 00:50:23,075
Yeah, about what?

614
00:50:23,714 --> 00:50:27,707
You know.
Why haven't you changed?

615
00:50:28,352 --> 00:50:30,047
Changed for what?
What?

616
00:50:30,821 --> 00:50:34,689
It's my mom's birthday.
I told you.

617
00:50:36,126 --> 00:50:38,321
Between you and Jaque,
I'm going nuts.

618
00:50:43,033 --> 00:50:45,695
- What was that?
- What was what?

619
00:50:48,805 --> 00:50:50,773
- Are you with someone?
- No. Why?

620
00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:53,438
- I heard something.
- Yeah? No.

621
00:50:53,977 --> 00:50:55,604
I think it's coming from in here.

622
00:50:56,580 --> 00:50:59,640
- I caught you red-handed.
- You bitch.

623
00:51:01,018 --> 00:51:04,385
What if I open the door
and find him naked?

624
00:51:08,592 --> 00:51:10,150
Knock it off, Paulina.

625
00:51:13,964 --> 00:51:15,295
What's going on?

626
00:51:15,666 --> 00:51:18,567
- You must be Paulina, right?
- Yes.

627
00:51:18,702 --> 00:51:23,799
Honey, why didn't you tell me
she was so beautiful?

628
00:51:25,943 --> 00:51:28,810
I'm Botcha.
Lula's boyfriend.

629
00:51:29,513 --> 00:51:33,415
You bitch!
Why didn't you tell me?

630
00:51:33,517 --> 00:51:36,179
No wonder you were
acting so weird.

631
00:51:36,453 --> 00:51:37,647
That's why you've been
cutting classes, right?

632
00:51:37,788 --> 00:51:40,723
Look, you have to blame
Botchis for that,

633
00:51:40,824 --> 00:51:44,692
because he asked me to keep
it a secret and.. you know.

634
00:51:44,795 --> 00:51:46,353
It's more romantic.
Don't you think?

635
00:51:46,530 --> 00:51:47,622
This is awesome!

636
00:51:47,731 --> 00:51:49,460
Both of you have to come
to my mom's party.

637
00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:52,090
- Thanks, Pau, but..
- We'd love to.

638
00:51:52,202 --> 00:51:54,227
That's it.
Hold on.

639
00:51:54,905 --> 00:51:57,703
I'll tell my mom.
She won't believe it.

640
00:51:57,808 --> 00:51:59,639
How long has it been since
the two of you have spoken?

641
00:51:59,743 --> 00:52:01,711
Oh, it's been a while.

642
00:52:02,479 --> 00:52:03,468
Hello?

643
00:52:03,580 --> 00:52:05,138
- Hello? Mom?
- Where are you?

644
00:52:05,282 --> 00:52:07,250
Guess what?
Lula has a boyfriend.

645
00:52:07,351 --> 00:52:10,252
You don't say. Put her on.
I want to congratulate her.

646
00:52:10,354 --> 00:52:11,821
Hold on.

647
00:52:13,457 --> 00:52:14,822
Hello?

648
00:52:14,925 --> 00:52:16,950
- Lula. How are you?
- Mrs. Cabos. How are you?

649
00:52:17,060 --> 00:52:18,960
- So you're coming with my daughter?
- Yes.

650
00:52:19,062 --> 00:52:20,927
- And your new boyfriend?
- Yeah, right. He's coming with us.

651
00:52:21,031 --> 00:52:23,295
- I think that's wonderful.
- In fact, we were just leaving, okay?

652
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,594
Don't be late.

653
00:52:24,701 --> 00:52:26,498
Thank you very much
and happy birthday.

654
00:52:26,603 --> 00:52:27,592
Get all dressed up..
kisses for you.

655
00:52:27,704 --> 00:52:29,729
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.

656
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,401
- So.. shall we?
- Let's go.

657
00:52:37,481 --> 00:52:39,142
Where did she say
she was going?

658
00:52:39,249 --> 00:52:40,341
To the party.

659
00:52:40,450 --> 00:52:42,441
Why did you let her leave?

660
00:52:42,552 --> 00:52:44,520
Because we didn't know
she was going to take the car.

661
00:52:47,691 --> 00:52:49,750
Her father is in the trunk
of that car.

662
00:52:49,860 --> 00:52:52,294
- Inside a plastic bag.
- Out cold.

663
00:52:52,396 --> 00:52:53,624
Stripped naked by
his daughter's boyfriend.

664
00:52:53,730 --> 00:52:55,459
God damn it!
I didn't take his clothes off!

665
00:52:55,565 --> 00:52:57,760
All right, calm down.
She's going to the party, right?

666
00:52:57,868 --> 00:53:00,336
Let's take my car and that's it.
Problem solved.

667
00:53:02,272 --> 00:53:03,671
My change.

668
00:53:05,709 --> 00:53:06,937
And the rest.

669
00:53:20,457 --> 00:53:22,254
Oh. Sorry.

670
00:53:22,359 --> 00:53:24,850
I forgot my wallet.
I have to go back for it.

671
00:53:26,129 --> 00:53:28,495
- I won't be long.
- Okay.

672
00:53:30,133 --> 00:53:31,691
Don't be.

673
00:53:32,102 --> 00:53:33,364
He's cute, isn't he?

674
00:53:58,161 --> 00:54:00,493
Let's see them fucking
ignore us again.

675
00:54:12,309 --> 00:54:14,038
Anything comes up, you call us.

676
00:54:14,845 --> 00:54:16,039
Take care of him.

677
00:54:30,694 --> 00:54:32,753
- Ready.
- Good.

678
00:54:38,168 --> 00:54:39,829
She can drive, right?

679
00:54:48,445 --> 00:54:50,345
Good evening, sir. Valet?

680
00:54:50,447 --> 00:54:51,436
What?

681
00:54:51,548 --> 00:54:53,539
Your car, sir.
I'm from valet parking.

682
00:54:53,650 --> 00:54:56,483
- So?
- Ruben, give him your keys.

683
00:54:56,620 --> 00:54:58,087
You're really insane
if you think

684
00:54:58,188 --> 00:55:00,019
I'm going to hand my car keys
to this child.

685
00:55:00,123 --> 00:55:02,421
Relax, sir. I'll take good care
of your car.

686
00:55:02,526 --> 00:55:03,857
I'm sure you won't.

687
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,394
Ruben, stop jerking around.

688
00:55:06,496 --> 00:55:09,260
Let's just go inside,
fix our little problem and go home.

689
00:55:09,366 --> 00:55:10,663
Your car will be fine.

690
00:55:21,244 --> 00:55:22,506
Here.

691
00:55:24,414 --> 00:55:27,781
If something happens to it,
I'll kill you.

692
00:55:29,419 --> 00:55:33,480
No. Don't laugh.
I'll kill you.

693
00:56:14,764 --> 00:56:17,255
You know what?
It would be better if we split up.

694
00:56:17,367 --> 00:56:19,631
You know Paulina well.
Why don't you go with Ruben?

695
00:56:19,736 --> 00:56:22,330
I'll go with him.

696
00:56:22,439 --> 00:56:25,602
Tony, go with him.
Don't worry about me. Go on.

697
00:56:45,595 --> 00:56:48,792
What's the matter with Jaque?
I swear I'll kill him.

698
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,062
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing. Why?

699
00:56:53,169 --> 00:56:55,467
I don't know.
You're too weird.

700
00:56:55,572 --> 00:56:58,370
Very serious. It's been a while
since we've seen each other.

701
00:56:58,475 --> 00:57:01,308
Tell me something.
What are you up to?

702
00:57:01,411 --> 00:57:04,005
I've been hanging out
with Botcha, right?

703
00:57:04,114 --> 00:57:07,208
Oh, how sweet.
I wish Jaque was like that.

704
00:57:10,820 --> 00:57:11,878
We have to drop this off.

705
00:57:11,988 --> 00:57:13,455
Botcha, put that thing away.
Jesus!

706
00:57:13,556 --> 00:57:15,649
We have to leave it someplace
it can be seen.

707
00:57:15,759 --> 00:57:17,249
Well, go upstairs to any bedroom.

708
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,727
Leave it there. In the meantime
I'll distract these idiots.

709
00:57:20,830 --> 00:57:23,060
If something happens we'll call
each other on our cell phones.

710
00:57:23,166 --> 00:57:25,464
Don't be long.
Please.

711
00:57:28,672 --> 00:57:30,503
Okay, then.

712
00:57:30,607 --> 00:57:34,008
Where did Botchis run off to?

713
00:57:34,210 --> 00:57:35,734
Botcha.
He'll be right back.

714
00:57:59,969 --> 00:58:01,869
What's your problem?

715
00:58:07,043 --> 00:58:09,477
I don't get it, man.
I just don't get it.

716
00:58:14,050 --> 00:58:15,381
What did you say?

717
00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:18,487
What did you say?

718
00:58:18,922 --> 00:58:22,688
Are you talking to me?

719
00:58:42,178 --> 00:58:43,907
Are you talking to me?

720
00:58:44,047 --> 00:58:45,878
Because there's no one else here.

721
00:58:57,527 --> 00:58:59,051
What?

722
00:59:00,363 --> 00:59:01,830
What did you say, fucker?

723
00:59:02,265 --> 00:59:08,067
What was that?
What was that? You fuck!

724
00:59:10,407 --> 00:59:12,432
No. You fuckin' said something.

725
00:59:12,542 --> 00:59:16,000
Now look at me and say it
to my face. You fuck!

726
00:59:16,279 --> 00:59:17,610
You fuck!

727
00:59:22,152 --> 00:59:24,814
Look, if you don't tell me, asshole,

728
00:59:24,921 --> 00:59:26,479
I'll beat your ass so bad.

729
00:59:31,261 --> 00:59:33,161
That's going to hurt a lot.
You fuck!

730
00:59:57,954 --> 00:59:59,251
It's my father.

731
01:00:13,336 --> 01:00:15,236
And how do you say "hello"
in Hawaii, mom?

732
01:00:15,338 --> 01:00:18,239
Did you forget already?
Aloha.

733
01:00:18,341 --> 01:00:20,400
- Last year..
- Arabian..

734
01:00:20,510 --> 01:00:21,943
Wonderful.

735
01:00:22,111 --> 01:00:23,237
They were at each other's throats.

736
01:00:23,346 --> 01:00:24,904
- Of course!
- It was great.

737
01:00:25,014 --> 01:00:26,879
- That was awesome.
- Hello?

738
01:00:27,016 --> 01:00:30,577
Lula? We're in deep shit!

739
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,051
What's wrong, Nico?

740
01:00:32,155 --> 01:00:33,452
You have to come right now
and help me out.

741
01:00:33,590 --> 01:00:35,319
All right. Just let me find Botcha
and we'll get over there.

742
01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:38,791
No. Come alone.
Don't bring Botcha.

743
01:00:38,895 --> 01:00:39,884
Why not?

744
01:00:39,996 --> 01:00:42,123
Lula, trust me.
Don't bring Botcha.

745
01:00:42,298 --> 01:00:44,459
Nico, I'm on my way.
Don't move.

746
01:00:44,834 --> 01:00:45,994
Pau, come here.

747
01:00:46,102 --> 01:00:48,400
- What is it?
- I need you to give me a hand.

748
01:00:48,505 --> 01:00:49,494
What's wrong?

749
01:00:49,606 --> 01:00:51,597
My neighbor just called.
My apartment is flooded.

750
01:00:51,708 --> 01:00:52,732
What?
How?

751
01:00:52,842 --> 01:00:55,276
Yes. And I need to borrow your car.
Please, I beg you.

752
01:00:55,378 --> 01:00:57,437
Sure. But it's going to be a problem

753
01:00:57,547 --> 01:00:59,606
getting one out of the driveway.
Take Jaque's car.

754
01:00:59,716 --> 01:01:00,978
- Whatever. Thanks.
- It's right outside.

755
01:01:01,084 --> 01:01:03,177
Thanks a bunch.
I'll call you later, okay?

756
01:01:03,286 --> 01:01:05,652
- Good luck with that.
- I'll be right back. I'll call you.

757
01:01:06,389 --> 01:01:07,378
Where is Lula going?

758
01:01:07,490 --> 01:01:10,186
Her apartment is flooded.
She got a call from her neighbor.

759
01:01:53,770 --> 01:01:59,037
I want you to meet Fernando Calles,
son of Betty Calles.

760
01:02:00,577 --> 01:02:06,015
He was studying in Paris. He's not only
handsome, but speaks four languages.

761
01:02:06,883 --> 01:02:09,283
I need the keys to my car.

762
01:02:09,385 --> 01:02:11,410
Aren't you going to say
hello to my mom?

763
01:02:11,521 --> 01:02:14,183
- Good evening.
- Good evening, Jaque.

764
01:02:14,290 --> 01:02:17,020
- Honey, my car keys.
- Look at the time.

765
01:02:17,126 --> 01:02:19,526
Jaque, please introduce
me to your friend.

766
01:02:21,497 --> 01:02:24,955
Mrs. Gaby. Tony.
Tony, Mrs. Gaby. Honey?

767
01:02:25,068 --> 01:02:26,467
Charmed.

768
01:02:28,471 --> 01:02:34,068
If you only want to be happy,
only be happy,

769
01:02:34,277 --> 01:02:38,577
two souls in the dark
must look for each other.

770
01:02:38,681 --> 01:02:43,141
A man and a woman will meet.

771
01:02:43,519 --> 01:02:44,645
Baby, it's just that this is an..

772
01:02:44,754 --> 01:02:45,743
What were you doing?
Where were you?

773
01:02:45,855 --> 01:02:48,551
Baby, all I need are the keys
to my car.

774
01:02:48,658 --> 01:02:51,024
- They'll be here soon.
- What do you mean they'll be here?

775
01:02:51,127 --> 01:02:54,290
Lula borrowed your car because
she had an emergency.

776
01:02:54,397 --> 01:02:56,422
- But she'll be right back.
- What?

777
01:02:56,532 --> 01:02:58,056
Oh, come on. Don't overreact.
She knows how to drive.

778
01:02:58,167 --> 01:02:59,566
Hold on. Let me introduce
you to Cathy.

779
01:02:59,669 --> 01:03:02,604
Cathy, this is Jaque.

780
01:03:03,506 --> 01:03:04,973
I can't believe it.

781
01:03:06,876 --> 01:03:08,867
Mom?

782
01:03:09,245 --> 01:03:14,842
When they're close
they'll dream and kiss.

783
01:03:14,951 --> 01:03:19,354
In tender loving embrace,
full of warmth,

784
01:03:19,455 --> 01:03:27,089
they'll fall in love and foretell
the faithful promise..

785
01:03:28,998 --> 01:03:30,056
Let's go.

786
01:03:30,166 --> 01:03:31,428
- I still can't find her.
- I found her, man. Let's go.

787
01:03:31,534 --> 01:03:32,660
Jesus Christ, man.

788
01:03:36,305 --> 01:03:38,364
- Hello?
- Where the fuck are you?

789
01:03:38,508 --> 01:03:41,033
- I'm almost home.
- Your home?

790
01:03:41,177 --> 01:03:42,872
Nico called me.
There's an emergency.

791
01:03:42,979 --> 01:03:44,810
I tried to reach you
but I never found you.

792
01:03:46,082 --> 01:03:49,142
God damn it! I'm on my way.
Don't do anything until I get there.

793
01:03:49,285 --> 01:03:52,015
Botcha, hold on.
What did you do with the finger?

794
01:03:52,155 --> 01:03:53,622
That's none of your business.

795
01:03:54,390 --> 01:03:56,255
I left it somewhere
they can't miss.

796
01:04:04,233 --> 01:04:06,997
Tomorrow we'll get our money.
As soon as they see the finger

797
01:04:07,103 --> 01:04:08,468
they'll give it to us.

798
01:04:11,307 --> 01:04:12,399
Where are we going?

799
01:04:12,508 --> 01:04:14,840
To Lula's place. She took my car.
We have to get it back.

800
01:04:14,944 --> 01:04:16,878
- Why did she take your car?
- No, no. Don't ask.

801
01:04:16,979 --> 01:04:18,446
What do you mean, don't ask?
Tell me why.

802
01:04:18,548 --> 01:04:22,245
Shit, man. Paulina gave her the keys.
It was a mess.

803
01:04:22,418 --> 01:04:24,511
She took it home and now
we have to get it.

804
01:04:24,620 --> 01:04:27,180
- We? What about you?
- You staying here or what?

805
01:04:27,290 --> 01:04:28,757
Oh, yes. It's so nice here.

806
01:04:29,792 --> 01:04:31,919
Besides, how do you know
where Lula lives?

807
01:04:32,061 --> 01:04:34,825
You moron, it's my girlfriend's best
friend, I know where she lives.

808
01:04:34,931 --> 01:04:36,523
Since when do you know where
your girlfriend's friends live?

809
01:04:36,632 --> 01:04:37,929
- I don't know all of them.
- She knows where I live.

810
01:04:38,034 --> 01:04:40,366
- Yeah, what's her last name.
- Who? Her? Raybed.

811
01:04:40,470 --> 01:04:42,768
- Oh, yes. Sarabia?
- No, asshole. The Raybed..

812
01:04:42,872 --> 01:04:44,931
- Oh, come on.
- I've known her all my life.

813
01:04:55,752 --> 01:04:58,016
Come on. Let's go.
Let's go now.

814
01:05:01,524 --> 01:05:04,186
- What's the matter?
- He tried to steal my car.

815
01:05:06,395 --> 01:05:08,761
Get down. Down.

816
01:05:23,312 --> 01:05:26,213
I told you to stop.
Get out, I'll drive.

817
01:05:26,315 --> 01:05:28,715
So, Ruben. Who was that guy?
Why is he shooting at us?

818
01:05:28,818 --> 01:05:30,752
I don't have the slightest idea.
That's why we're going back.

819
01:05:30,853 --> 01:05:33,378
- We can't go back.
- Let's go back and kick his ass.

820
01:05:33,489 --> 01:05:35,719
Lula has my father-in-law in the trunk of
the car. We have to go to her place.

821
01:05:35,825 --> 01:05:37,190
Mudo, talk to your friend.

822
01:05:37,293 --> 01:05:38,624
His father-in-law is in the trunk.

823
01:05:39,362 --> 01:05:41,660
Yes. Ruben, my father-in-law
is in the trunk.

824
01:05:41,764 --> 01:05:43,561
Give me a break.
There's nothing we can..

825
01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:45,533
It's this asshole.

826
01:05:47,570 --> 01:05:49,902
- Oh my God!
- Wait! Look at them!

827
01:05:50,006 --> 01:05:51,496
Son of a bitch!

828
01:06:05,121 --> 01:06:06,713
My car!

829
01:06:06,823 --> 01:06:09,383
- Which way, man?
- I don't know.

830
01:06:21,537 --> 01:06:22,799
Gate!

831
01:06:31,347 --> 01:06:34,578
- What the fuck is his problem?
- It's being torn apart!

832
01:06:55,705 --> 01:06:56,797
He shot my taillight.

833
01:06:56,973 --> 01:06:59,237
I'll get you two for the price
of one at the flea market!

834
01:07:06,749 --> 01:07:08,046
There goes the other!

835
01:07:09,051 --> 01:07:12,145
He hit my other taillight.
He's finishing off my car.

836
01:07:12,255 --> 01:07:13,813
Jesus, man. Two for one.
Shut the fuck up!

837
01:07:16,259 --> 01:07:17,851
Where did it hit?
What did he hit?

838
01:07:24,634 --> 01:07:27,535
I'll kill him.
I'll tear him a new asshole.

839
01:07:28,604 --> 01:07:29,901
God damn it, man!

840
01:07:30,439 --> 01:07:31,838
And you, too.
This is your fault.

841
01:07:31,941 --> 01:07:34,068
This piece of shit won't go any faster.
It ain't my fucking fault.

842
01:07:34,176 --> 01:07:36,644
- Did you just call my car a piece of shit?
- This is a piece of shit.

843
01:07:58,968 --> 01:08:01,163
- That's it!
- What are you doing?

844
01:08:07,043 --> 01:08:08,601
Watch it!

845
01:08:46,615 --> 01:08:48,048
I'll drive.

846
01:08:58,361 --> 01:09:01,489
So?
Who is this guy?

847
01:09:01,597 --> 01:09:03,861
It's Botcha's father.

848
01:09:06,268 --> 01:09:08,133
What?

849
01:09:08,871 --> 01:09:11,339
What the fuck is
Botcha's father doing here?

850
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:13,067
- We made a mistake.
- We? Asshole!

851
01:09:13,242 --> 01:09:14,732
Are you going to help me or what?

852
01:09:17,947 --> 01:09:23,544
I know. Look. We'll get him
out of here and dump him somewhere

853
01:09:23,652 --> 01:09:28,817
and we tell Botcha that
Mr. Cabos got away from you.

854
01:09:28,924 --> 01:09:33,554
- That he got away from me?
- No, sorry, Nico.

855
01:09:33,662 --> 01:09:38,929
Look, maybe we tell him that
you took the wrong person.

856
01:09:40,236 --> 01:09:43,637
That he cut off his own father's fingers,
that he shot him,

857
01:09:43,739 --> 01:09:45,969
and that you've beaten
the living crap out of him.

858
01:09:46,075 --> 01:09:48,600
Okay, I like your first idea.

859
01:09:52,014 --> 01:09:54,312
Go to the kitchen and get one
of those large hefty bags.

860
01:09:54,417 --> 01:09:55,941
We can't take him out like this.

861
01:09:56,052 --> 01:09:59,954
- So that's the plan?
- Yes. Nico.

862
01:10:01,257 --> 01:10:07,196
This is between you and me.

863
01:10:07,863 --> 01:10:09,558
No one else.

864
01:10:09,865 --> 01:10:11,765
And we don't say anything
about him being his father.

865
01:10:11,867 --> 01:10:13,300
No.

866
01:10:13,402 --> 01:10:18,305
If you can keep your mouth shut,
so can I.

867
01:10:30,786 --> 01:10:33,050
- Where do we put him?
- Here. In this trunk.

868
01:10:35,024 --> 01:10:36,286
- Apúrate.
- Ya.

869
01:10:45,868 --> 01:10:47,165
It won't open.

870
01:10:47,269 --> 01:10:49,464
Move over, moron.

871
01:10:51,373 --> 01:10:53,102
See?
It's jammed.

872
01:10:53,209 --> 01:10:54,904
Well, help me.
Don't just stand there.

873
01:10:57,446 --> 01:10:59,971
- Where do we put him now?
- What do you mean where?

874
01:11:00,082 --> 01:11:02,243
We leave him here and forget about it.
It's not our problem.

875
01:11:02,351 --> 01:11:03,716
But it won't open.

876
01:11:03,819 --> 01:11:06,014
I'll get a crowbar.

877
01:11:06,122 --> 01:11:08,522
- A what?
- A crowbar.

878
01:11:08,624 --> 01:11:10,285
What's that?

879
01:11:10,392 --> 01:11:12,519
Jesus, Nico.
You really are a moron.

880
01:11:13,762 --> 01:11:17,892
Oh, yeah?
What does obtuse mean?

881
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,400
- Obtuse?
- Yes, obtuse.

882
01:11:20,503 --> 01:11:27,033
Obtuse. Adjective. Dull.
Slow learner. Clumsy.

883
01:11:27,143 --> 01:11:28,508
Like you.

884
01:11:29,912 --> 01:11:34,440
Fucking illiterate fucking bastard.

885
01:11:42,258 --> 01:11:45,591
That asshole got my father-in-law
out of the trunk!

886
01:11:45,694 --> 01:11:48,162
Jaque. Mudo. You wait here.
Tony, come with me.

887
01:11:48,831 --> 01:11:50,059
Where's Tony?

888
01:11:57,273 --> 01:11:58,740
Stay in the car.

889
01:13:21,790 --> 01:13:26,159
- I hate fights.
- Wait, wait. My car.

890
01:14:15,210 --> 01:14:18,111
I believe you can explain
what happened.

891
01:14:19,081 --> 01:14:20,241
What?

892
01:14:21,183 --> 01:14:24,641
You put my father in the trunk
instead of Mr. Cabos.

893
01:14:26,855 --> 01:14:28,686
Just between you and me, right?

894
01:14:30,559 --> 01:14:31,548
Nico.

895
01:14:31,694 --> 01:14:35,255
You snitch! Just let me get out of this,
you bitch, and I swear..

896
01:14:40,703 --> 01:14:42,364
Shut up, you moron.

897
01:14:43,038 --> 01:14:44,437
Listen to me, asshole.

898
01:14:44,540 --> 01:14:47,976
If we don't find my father's finger,
I'll give him this one.

899
01:15:08,263 --> 01:15:11,130
Ruben, how are we going
to get this guy inside

900
01:15:11,233 --> 01:15:12,723
without everyone noticing?

901
01:15:12,835 --> 01:15:15,565
I have no idea. But we just leave him
here and get out of here fast.

902
01:15:15,671 --> 01:15:17,002
Why?

903
01:15:19,942 --> 01:15:21,500
Party's great.

904
01:15:21,610 --> 01:15:24,101
I reckon it is, Mudo.
But we shouldn't be socializing

905
01:15:24,213 --> 01:15:27,444
in the house of the guy we're
dumping on the front lawn.

906
01:15:27,549 --> 01:15:29,574
No.
Besides, he could wake up.

907
01:15:29,685 --> 01:15:31,812
And we were never here.
Understood?

908
01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:33,148
Understood.

909
01:15:33,756 --> 01:15:35,121
Well. So?

910
01:15:35,224 --> 01:15:37,124
I don't know, boys.

911
01:15:37,226 --> 01:15:40,024
I'm fresh out of ideas.
Let me know what you come up with.

912
01:15:42,097 --> 01:15:45,396
No, you have no idea.
It took her three days to fix everything.

913
01:15:45,501 --> 01:15:48,959
It is something else. It was fantastic.
I really loved it.

914
01:15:49,071 --> 01:15:51,130
- Hold on.
- What is it?

915
01:15:53,108 --> 01:15:54,803
- What's your problem?
- No, my love..

916
01:15:55,677 --> 01:15:57,474
First I get to your place
and I have to take your car

917
01:15:57,579 --> 01:15:59,103
because you never picked me up.

918
01:15:59,214 --> 01:16:01,512
Then, when you get here
all you care about is your car?

919
01:16:01,617 --> 01:16:04,814
And then you leave?
Like, you know what?

920
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:07,821
We're through.
I don't love you anymore.

921
01:16:07,923 --> 01:16:09,220
Baby..

922
01:16:10,125 --> 01:16:11,956
She meant it this time.

923
01:16:13,262 --> 01:16:15,287
No way, man. Remember that song.
The one about the queen?

924
01:16:15,397 --> 01:16:16,659
- Which one?
- Yeah, yeah.

925
01:16:16,765 --> 01:16:19,427
Ruben, you just hang on, okay?

926
01:16:19,535 --> 01:16:22,197
When you hear the music, go get the
body and come through the front yard.

927
01:16:22,304 --> 01:16:24,204
- But it's full of people.
- No, don't worry.

928
01:16:24,306 --> 01:16:27,173
No. Not that song.
No. Please, no.

929
01:16:30,579 --> 01:16:31,841
Is this thing on?

930
01:16:33,215 --> 01:16:36,241
- May I borrow it for a second?
- Sure.

931
01:16:36,585 --> 01:16:37,711
Thanks.

932
01:16:37,820 --> 01:16:39,913
This is a song for my baby,

933
01:16:40,022 --> 01:16:42,490
because she says she doesn't
love me anymore.

934
01:16:52,034 --> 01:16:57,973
Last night I met
a fair-skinned teen

935
01:16:59,341 --> 01:17:06,144
and soon after I fell in love
with that Bel Air Queen.

936
01:17:06,515 --> 01:17:10,417
Cupid struck me with that arrow,

937
01:17:12,488 --> 01:17:16,083
and now I know not what to borrow.

938
01:17:23,699 --> 01:17:27,328
Wait up! Wait!

939
01:17:29,004 --> 01:17:30,301
Go on! Go!

940
01:17:40,782 --> 01:17:45,515
Oh, Bel Air Queen,
when will your love favor me?

941
01:17:45,621 --> 01:17:48,556
I would give you everything

942
01:17:48,657 --> 01:17:51,649
including my whole being.

943
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:56,720
Everything I sow is

944
01:17:57,866 --> 01:18:01,927
yours for the taking.

945
01:18:14,583 --> 01:18:20,351
My friend Pancha told me
that preppie schoolgirls

946
01:18:21,990 --> 01:18:28,691
can't iron or cook.

947
01:18:29,298 --> 01:18:32,563
I will teach you how to,

948
01:18:35,470 --> 01:18:38,735
even from out of a book.

949
01:18:39,641 --> 01:18:44,101
Oh, Bel Air Queen,
when will your love favor me?

950
01:18:44,212 --> 01:18:47,375
I would give you everything

951
01:18:47,516 --> 01:18:50,314
including my whole being.

952
01:18:50,419 --> 01:18:54,355
Everything I sow

953
01:18:56,825 --> 01:18:59,589
is yours for the taking.

954
01:19:00,629 --> 01:19:02,028
Queen,

955
01:19:02,164 --> 01:19:04,689
oh my queen, yes my queen,

956
01:19:05,467 --> 01:19:07,492
my Bel Air Queen.

957
01:19:24,186 --> 01:19:25,414
Excuse me.
Oh, baby.

958
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:26,782
Forgive me.

959
01:19:26,888 --> 01:19:28,150
Baby, I love you.

960
01:19:28,256 --> 01:19:29,314
I love you.

961
01:19:29,424 --> 01:19:30,516
I love you too, baby.

962
01:19:34,997 --> 01:19:38,455
That's so sweet.
How nice. Come on.

963
01:19:38,567 --> 01:19:39,898
All right.
But I have to go now.

964
01:19:40,002 --> 01:19:41,026
What?

965
01:19:52,347 --> 01:19:54,212
Oh, come on!
This won't open.

966
01:19:54,316 --> 01:19:56,375
Why do you want
to open it, Jaque?

967
01:19:56,485 --> 01:19:58,783
First of all, because it's my trunk.
And number two,

968
01:19:58,887 --> 01:20:00,980
because someone told me he was
going to fix it, but he didn't.

969
01:20:01,089 --> 01:20:03,751
- Okay, you'll open it tomorrow.
- This is tomorrow!

970
01:20:06,094 --> 01:20:07,618
Son of a..

971
01:20:08,730 --> 01:20:10,891
How's it hanging, Mudo?
Are you in need of our skills?

972
01:20:10,999 --> 01:20:12,466
You mean as crooks.

973
01:20:12,567 --> 01:20:15,365
You know what, Mudo?
I've had it up to here with your shit!

974
01:20:15,470 --> 01:20:16,732
What was that, asshole?

975
01:20:16,838 --> 01:20:21,366
Not now, not now. And you,
don't you have anything better to do?

976
01:20:21,843 --> 01:20:23,970
Sure, it's just that I've had
enough of this asshole.

977
01:20:24,079 --> 01:20:27,276
Next time try it without your mama,
dickhead. Let's go.

978
01:20:27,382 --> 01:20:30,749
You're right. I always keep my word.
You go home.

979
01:20:30,852 --> 01:20:32,752
I'll open the trunk for you.

980
01:20:34,289 --> 01:20:36,416
- Thanks, Ruben.
- You're welcome.

981
01:20:43,031 --> 01:20:44,521
Hey, do you think I was
too hard on Ruben?

982
01:20:44,633 --> 01:20:47,727
No. You were fine. He promised
he was going to open the trunk.

983
01:20:47,836 --> 01:20:51,067
Besides, if he can't open it,
it's going to be a bitch.

984
01:20:51,873 --> 01:20:53,204
What time is it?

985
01:20:53,709 --> 01:20:55,768
It's late, man.

986
01:20:55,877 --> 01:20:57,777
We have to go to work
in a few hours.

987
01:20:57,879 --> 01:20:58,971
What a drag.

988
01:21:00,716 --> 01:21:04,152
There's your parrot friend.
He's welcoming you home.

989
01:21:04,252 --> 01:21:05,947
- That's weird.
- What?

990
01:21:06,054 --> 01:21:08,352
That stupid bird doesn't
make noise

991
01:21:08,457 --> 01:21:10,391
unless someone's
in the apartment.

992
01:21:13,028 --> 01:21:14,154
What's going on, man?

993
01:21:45,961 --> 01:21:49,021
Gentlemen, we have a problem.

994
01:21:50,198 --> 01:21:51,324
I want..

995
01:21:54,002 --> 01:21:56,300
No, no, I don't want.

996
01:21:59,841 --> 01:22:02,435
I need to find my father.

997
01:22:08,049 --> 01:22:09,141
Who?

998
01:22:16,792 --> 01:22:20,523
Who.

999
01:22:26,168 --> 01:22:29,160
Hold on, relax. We don't know
what you're talking about.

1000
01:22:29,538 --> 01:22:33,304
Oh, okay.
Son of a..

1001
01:22:35,210 --> 01:22:36,541
Here's what we're going to do.

1002
01:22:37,979 --> 01:22:40,607
The next one who gives me a wrong
answer, I get to hit the other one.

1003
01:22:41,049 --> 01:22:42,573
You're joking!

1004
01:22:47,556 --> 01:22:49,023
What do you want?

1005
01:22:49,124 --> 01:22:52,355
I told you.
I want to find my father.

1006
01:22:52,460 --> 01:22:55,395
- But why us?
- Why you.

1007
01:22:57,232 --> 01:22:58,859
Jaque, shut up!

1008
01:23:00,669 --> 01:23:03,934
It's up to you. I can keep going
like this all day long.

1009
01:23:04,039 --> 01:23:07,600
Look, we'd be more than happy
to help you,

1010
01:23:07,709 --> 01:23:09,108
but tell us exactly
what you need.

1011
01:23:09,211 --> 01:23:10,644
Fine.

1012
01:23:12,147 --> 01:23:13,978
God damn!
You shut up, too!

1013
01:23:14,249 --> 01:23:16,717
Come on, did it really hurt?

1014
01:23:16,818 --> 01:23:18,115
Some.

1015
01:23:27,395 --> 01:23:29,192
Then..

1016
01:23:29,297 --> 01:23:31,595
Here's what we can do.

1017
01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:36,364
You tell us who your father is
and we'll find him for you.

1018
01:23:36,471 --> 01:23:38,234
I promise.
Really, I mean it.

1019
01:23:41,743 --> 01:23:43,608
Jaque, please.
Shut up.

1020
01:23:43,712 --> 01:23:47,273
That's enough, assholes!
That's it, you motherfuckers!

1021
01:23:48,650 --> 01:23:52,552
Listen. I want my father here, now.

1022
01:23:53,555 --> 01:23:55,284
I don't know what you have to do.

1023
01:23:55,390 --> 01:23:59,451
So if I don't see a guy inside
a black bag right here, right now,

1024
01:23:59,561 --> 01:24:01,290
- I'm going to start shooting people.
- Look what I found in the trunk..

1025
01:24:02,764 --> 01:24:05,324
This is the asshole
that shot my car.

1026
01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:21,540
So in addition to kidnapping
my father,

1027
01:24:23,285 --> 01:24:26,220
you're taking my ransom.

1028
01:24:26,922 --> 01:24:30,414
I'll say one thing, motherfuckers,
if he ain't here..

1029
01:24:35,363 --> 01:24:37,923
If my dad ain't here..

1030
01:24:41,002 --> 01:24:42,731
God damn it.

1031
01:24:43,872 --> 01:24:46,739
I want my dad right here..
You son of a bitch!

1032
01:25:17,038 --> 01:25:20,201
Ever. Ever.

1033
01:25:20,642 --> 01:25:22,576
- What?
- Ever.

1034
01:25:23,378 --> 01:25:25,437
The cops will be here any minute.

1035
01:25:25,714 --> 01:25:29,150
If you pull that trigger,
you get to be Ever.

1036
01:25:29,284 --> 01:25:31,548
- What the fuck is that?
- What's your name?

1037
01:25:31,686 --> 01:25:32,675
None of your God damn
business, okay?

1038
01:25:32,821 --> 01:25:35,984
It's a simple question.
What's your name?

1039
01:25:36,091 --> 01:25:37,080
Nico.

1040
01:25:37,192 --> 01:25:39,820
Listen, Nicholas.

1041
01:25:39,928 --> 01:25:43,694
If you pull that trigger
and kill someone here,

1042
01:25:43,798 --> 01:25:47,234
the cops will get you for murder.

1043
01:25:47,969 --> 01:25:50,802
Now, we're at the
Benito Juarez District.

1044
01:25:50,905 --> 01:25:58,368
That means you'll be assigned
to the 126th Precinct.

1045
01:25:58,847 --> 01:26:01,213
They're really tough
on murderers there.

1046
01:26:01,316 --> 01:26:03,181
Forget about preliminary hearing.

1047
01:26:03,284 --> 01:26:04,649
You'll go straight to trial.

1048
01:26:05,553 --> 01:26:08,613
And you'll get none other

1049
01:26:08,723 --> 01:26:13,183
than the honorable
Judge Enrique Hernandez Monroy.

1050
01:26:13,294 --> 01:26:16,991
And he'll give you anywhere
between 40 and 50 years.

1051
01:26:17,098 --> 01:26:19,123
Being in the south side,

1052
01:26:19,234 --> 01:26:22,032
you'll wind up at the
Southern Federal Penitentiary.

1053
01:26:23,438 --> 01:26:24,996
Area 7.

1054
01:26:25,540 --> 01:26:28,100
That is where they put the murderers.

1055
01:26:29,711 --> 01:26:31,679
In that area,
there's only one empty cell.

1056
01:26:33,114 --> 01:26:35,947
That's where they put the new ones.

1057
01:26:37,419 --> 01:26:41,150
Your cellmate will be

1058
01:26:41,256 --> 01:26:49,630
a six-foot-four, very strong individual

1059
01:26:49,731 --> 01:26:52,165
that calls himself Marcie.

1060
01:26:52,767 --> 01:26:55,429
Your first night there, Marcie will come
down from his bunk

1061
01:26:55,537 --> 01:26:57,004
to keep you company.

1062
01:26:57,105 --> 01:27:02,202
Now, you may be an intelligent,
creative, even sinister individual.

1063
01:27:02,911 --> 01:27:06,938
But you can't imagine the things
that man will do to you.

1064
01:27:08,483 --> 01:27:11,077
The rest of the nights you will
basically be turned over

1065
01:27:11,186 --> 01:27:14,212
to the rest of the inmates
from Block 7.

1066
01:27:14,923 --> 01:27:19,121
During the time you spend there,
you will be called Ever.

1067
01:27:20,061 --> 01:27:25,226
They say because time in the joint
lasts forever in there.

1068
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:27,131
Forever.

1069
01:27:27,769 --> 01:27:30,897
For-Ever.

1070
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:34,733
Like the Americans say.

1071
01:27:34,843 --> 01:27:36,504
But in reality,

1072
01:27:36,611 --> 01:27:41,776
you're not yourself anymore.

1073
01:27:41,883 --> 01:27:45,944
They will call you Ever
so you forget who you are.

1074
01:27:47,322 --> 01:27:50,485
So, Nicholas,
you may pull that trigger

1075
01:27:50,592 --> 01:27:53,220
and forget who you are forever.

1076
01:27:53,561 --> 01:27:56,029
Or you can decide
not to be called

1077
01:27:56,131 --> 01:27:59,760
what your parents
didn't name you.

1078
01:27:59,868 --> 01:28:02,166
That you won't stop being yourself,
not today, not ever.

1079
01:28:02,303 --> 01:28:04,669
Think about it.

1080
01:28:25,660 --> 01:28:27,184
Man, now we're in deep shit.

1081
01:28:27,595 --> 01:28:31,031
Move. Right.
Get it with your teeth.

1082
01:28:31,132 --> 01:28:32,997
You have to get it
with your teeth slowly

1083
01:28:33,768 --> 01:28:37,397
or you'll never.. more this way.
Faster, man.

1084
01:28:37,539 --> 01:28:39,666
What the hell are you
two perverts doing?

1085
01:28:40,808 --> 01:28:42,298
Ruben, give us a hand!

1086
01:28:45,713 --> 01:28:47,681
We're in deep shit now.

1087
01:28:47,782 --> 01:28:49,875
I don't know what
we're going to do.

1088
01:28:49,984 --> 01:28:51,383
Besides, the cops will be here soon.

1089
01:28:51,686 --> 01:28:54,621
No. Check this out.
It can't get any worse.

1090
01:28:56,658 --> 01:28:58,888
God damn!

1091
01:29:01,162 --> 01:29:03,221
What is it, Mudo?

1092
01:29:03,665 --> 01:29:05,826
Look what we have here.

1093
01:29:05,934 --> 01:29:07,333
Are you having a good time?

1094
01:29:07,435 --> 01:29:10,893
We're broadcasting live
from Molino de los Mixiotes,

1095
01:29:11,005 --> 01:29:13,200
where only thirty minutes ago
a bloody shoot-out took place,

1096
01:29:13,308 --> 01:29:16,766
alerting local authorities
to the kidnapping of steel tycoon

1097
01:29:16,878 --> 01:29:18,140
Oscar Cabos.

1098
01:29:18,246 --> 01:29:20,237
In what appears to be
an unsuccessful kidnapping,

1099
01:29:20,348 --> 01:29:22,873
Mr. Cabos was unharmed.

1100
01:29:22,984 --> 01:29:25,077
This is the apartment
where the bodies

1101
01:29:25,186 --> 01:29:28,587
of the alleged kidnappers
were found alongside a dead parrot.

1102
01:29:28,690 --> 01:29:32,786
The fact that Mr. Cabos is alive
is thanks to the help

1103
01:29:32,894 --> 01:29:35,522
of these two neighbors,

1104
01:29:35,630 --> 01:29:41,967
who selflessly entered the apartment
despite the gunfire to liberate Mr. Cabos.

1105
01:29:42,070 --> 01:29:46,473
Here they are. Their names,
Jaque and Mudo.

1106
01:29:46,574 --> 01:29:49,668
Let's ask them
how things were inside?

1107
01:29:49,777 --> 01:29:51,074
Please tell us, what happened?

1108
01:29:51,179 --> 01:29:55,343
Well, I..
I just heard the shots,

1109
01:29:56,150 --> 01:30:00,883
and we went straight
against the perpetrators.

1110
01:30:01,055 --> 01:30:04,786
Just like that? You were unarmed?
Weren't you afraid?

1111
01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:09,890
Well, yes.
It was a clean fight, right?

1112
01:30:09,998 --> 01:30:11,795
Just what a hero is supposed to do.

1113
01:30:11,899 --> 01:30:13,662
Being on television
was never my thing.

1114
01:30:14,836 --> 01:30:17,031
Come on, man, hurry up.
We have to go.

1115
01:30:17,138 --> 01:30:19,197
How much of a drag
is it to go to work?

1116
01:30:19,307 --> 01:30:20,774
Such a drag.

1117
01:30:22,176 --> 01:30:23,700
Well, pay up and let's go.

1118
01:30:23,811 --> 01:30:26,109
What do you mean pay up?
I paid last time.

1119
01:30:26,214 --> 01:30:28,580
No, you didn't, man.
I paid for the chips.

1120
01:30:28,683 --> 01:30:31,243
Do you know what kind of shit
I just pulled you out of?

1121
01:30:31,352 --> 01:30:32,614
And what do you want me to do?

1122
01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:35,587
Boys, get to work.
I'll pay.

1123
01:30:35,690 --> 01:30:38,056
Last thing you need is to be fired
for coming in late.

1124
01:30:39,227 --> 01:30:41,422
Ruben, thanks a lot.

1125
01:30:41,529 --> 01:30:43,190
- You're welcome.
- Really, thanks a lot.

1126
01:30:43,298 --> 01:30:44,595
Thank you.

1127
01:30:48,670 --> 01:30:50,160
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, Jaque.

1128
01:30:50,271 --> 01:30:51,829
- Take care.
- You too.

1129
01:30:51,939 --> 01:30:53,167
- Ruuuben.
- Muuuudo.

1130
01:30:53,274 --> 01:30:54,366
I owe you one.

1131
01:30:54,475 --> 01:30:55,999
We should see each other
more often, okay?

1132
01:30:56,110 --> 01:30:57,372
Of course.

1133
01:31:10,825 --> 01:31:12,190
Keep the change.

1134
01:31:42,023 --> 01:31:43,047
Where is my wife?

1135
01:31:44,058 --> 01:31:45,423
Did you hear something?

1136
01:31:53,234 --> 01:31:54,292
Gabriela.

1137
01:31:54,869 --> 01:31:56,234
Wait.

1138
01:31:57,405 --> 01:31:59,839
I said, wait!

1139
01:32:01,075 --> 01:32:02,736
Gabriela!

1140
01:32:02,844 --> 01:32:04,141
My husband!

1141
01:32:21,996 --> 01:32:25,591
I'll be right back for you,
you fucking bitch whore!

1142
01:32:25,967 --> 01:32:27,298
I'll get you for this.

1143
01:32:28,302 --> 01:32:32,568
Just let me get my hands on that..
he fucked with the wrong person.

1144
01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:05,000
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