0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:58,936 --> 00:01:00,164 Uh... oh, no. 2 00:01:00,204 --> 00:01:03,765 I suppose there's one in every group, one oddball... 3 00:01:03,808 --> 00:01:04,797 - who never fits in. - Let's go get him. 4 00:01:04,842 --> 00:01:05,831 - Come on! - Yeah. 5 00:01:05,876 --> 00:01:07,276 Well, that was me... 6 00:01:07,312 --> 00:01:09,439 - Aah! - David Gordon. 7 00:01:10,348 --> 00:01:12,942 I found my escape through my stories. 8 00:01:13,618 --> 00:01:16,178 My imagination was a... was like a rocket ship... 9 00:01:16,221 --> 00:01:18,019 that took me far away where I could look at life... 10 00:01:18,057 --> 00:01:19,319 from a safe distance... 11 00:01:19,358 --> 00:01:22,759 which, I guess, is what I... I now do in my books. 12 00:01:22,795 --> 00:01:24,353 As unlucky as I was in childhood... 13 00:01:24,397 --> 00:01:28,698 I was very, very lucky as a writer. 14 00:01:29,603 --> 00:01:33,937 Um, so instead of becoming a well-adjusted, normal person... 15 00:01:33,974 --> 00:01:37,274 I became a kind of a deranged, successful person. 16 00:01:38,313 --> 00:01:40,042 And I'm not sure which is preferable... 17 00:01:40,081 --> 00:01:41,878 but it doesn't really matter 'cause you don't get to choose. 18 00:01:41,916 --> 00:01:44,214 But to answer your original question more directly... 19 00:01:44,252 --> 00:01:45,981 yes, I do believe that in every work of fiction... 20 00:01:46,020 --> 00:01:48,080 there is one character that, for the author... 21 00:01:48,124 --> 00:01:49,921 is in some ways autobiographical... 22 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:53,622 and that certainly holds true for Dracoban. 23 00:01:54,964 --> 00:01:55,953 You know, like in a dream... 24 00:01:55,998 --> 00:01:59,332 one character, um, usually represents you... 25 00:02:00,771 --> 00:02:02,568 but in this case, it's not who you expect... 26 00:02:03,073 --> 00:02:06,201 um, because, you see, I'm not the human. 27 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,542 I'm the creature. 28 00:02:14,685 --> 00:02:16,346 Is that good? 29 00:02:30,136 --> 00:02:31,194 David. 30 00:02:33,039 --> 00:02:34,131 Hey, Harlee. 31 00:02:37,377 --> 00:02:38,902 Thought I might see you here today. 32 00:02:38,946 --> 00:02:40,846 Yeah. I thought I might see you, too. 33 00:02:50,826 --> 00:02:52,191 Sweet of you to come. 34 00:02:53,228 --> 00:02:54,957 Yeah, I think... I think we spent... 35 00:02:54,996 --> 00:02:58,091 almost every single birthday together since the third grade. 36 00:02:59,902 --> 00:03:00,926 Hi, Somewhere. 37 00:03:02,271 --> 00:03:04,330 Somewhere's happy to see you. 38 00:03:06,676 --> 00:03:07,870 So what do you think, honestly? 39 00:03:07,910 --> 00:03:08,969 Are you kidding? 40 00:03:09,012 --> 00:03:10,980 I love the idea of you adopting a child. 41 00:03:11,014 --> 00:03:12,106 I think it's so beautiful... 42 00:03:12,149 --> 00:03:13,946 for you to open up your heart like that. 43 00:03:13,984 --> 00:03:15,349 Liz thinks I'm crazy, you know? 44 00:03:15,385 --> 00:03:16,909 I mean, what if she's right, you know? 45 00:03:16,954 --> 00:03:18,547 What if I'm... What if I'm not up to it? 46 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:19,614 Let me tell you something. 47 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:22,251 My mother raised five kids, and never, for one second... 48 00:03:22,293 --> 00:03:24,659 did she question whether she was cut out to be a parent. 49 00:03:24,696 --> 00:03:25,685 And she was great, right? 50 00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:27,459 No, the worst. 51 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:29,091 Her shrink has a house in Laguna because of her. 52 00:03:29,134 --> 00:03:30,533 Oh. 53 00:03:30,569 --> 00:03:33,333 Just the fact that you're even asking yourself the question... 54 00:03:33,372 --> 00:03:35,363 pretty much proves you're qualified. 55 00:03:35,407 --> 00:03:37,466 Most people spend more time worrying about... 56 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,910 how to raise tomatoes than they do their own kids. 57 00:03:41,982 --> 00:03:44,815 You even imagine how happy Mary would be about this? 58 00:03:46,152 --> 00:03:47,915 Yeah, but that's not a good enough reason to do it. 59 00:03:51,025 --> 00:03:53,220 You've got a lot of love left in your heart. 60 00:03:54,996 --> 00:03:56,691 You better come back here! 61 00:04:11,581 --> 00:04:12,775 Hi, David. Hi. 62 00:04:14,117 --> 00:04:16,517 Hi, Sophie. It's been a long time. 63 00:04:16,552 --> 00:04:18,417 Yeah, yeah, been a few years. 64 00:04:18,454 --> 00:04:19,444 You look well. 65 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:21,151 Thanks. You, too. 66 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:24,719 Come on, throw the ball! 67 00:04:25,863 --> 00:04:27,763 Just not ready to commit to something like this. 68 00:04:32,637 --> 00:04:34,332 I'm sorry. 69 00:04:34,372 --> 00:04:36,237 Didn't you know I was gonna ask you something like this? 70 00:04:37,575 --> 00:04:39,543 Didn't want to say no over the phone. 71 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:42,603 Right. 72 00:04:42,648 --> 00:04:43,706 It didn't seem right. 73 00:04:45,117 --> 00:04:46,141 I'm really sorry. 74 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,784 When girls go shopping... 75 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:57,955 Hi. 76 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,192 What's your name? 77 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,222 Esther. 78 00:05:00,268 --> 00:05:01,826 Hi, Esther. 79 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,632 I know who you are. 80 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:04,797 You do? 81 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,103 You're the man who Sophie called about Dennis... 82 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:10,703 but you don't want him 'cause your wife's dead. 83 00:05:10,746 --> 00:05:11,770 Who told you that? 84 00:05:11,814 --> 00:05:13,111 Dennis. 85 00:05:16,685 --> 00:05:19,051 Are you a friend of his, or what? 86 00:05:19,088 --> 00:05:21,580 No. He's a weirdo. 87 00:05:21,624 --> 00:05:23,956 He doesn't have any friends. 88 00:05:23,994 --> 00:05:25,154 He doesn't? 89 00:05:27,063 --> 00:05:28,621 Where is he hangin' out? 90 00:05:30,835 --> 00:05:32,268 He's in the box. 91 00:05:33,738 --> 00:05:35,729 He doesn't come out until night. 92 00:05:37,174 --> 00:05:39,165 Why does he do that? 93 00:05:39,210 --> 00:05:42,271 The sun. He hates the sun. 94 00:05:42,314 --> 00:05:43,440 Why does he hate the sun? 95 00:05:43,482 --> 00:05:46,246 I don't know. Because he thinks it's too sunny? 96 00:05:46,918 --> 00:05:48,215 Right. 97 00:05:51,858 --> 00:05:54,053 I told him you were weird. 98 00:05:57,263 --> 00:05:59,288 He is in the box. 99 00:06:05,773 --> 00:06:08,333 Oh! Man! Ooh! 100 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:09,364 But I don't understand... 101 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:11,002 why did she call you in the first place? 102 00:06:11,045 --> 00:06:12,877 Well, she thought she had found a good match for us. 103 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,178 Aren't, like, single men like the bottom of the totem pole? 104 00:06:15,216 --> 00:06:17,116 Hey, I am not a single man. 105 00:06:17,152 --> 00:06:19,017 I am a widower... 106 00:06:19,054 --> 00:06:21,420 and that is the worst of all worlds. 107 00:06:21,456 --> 00:06:24,449 I am in the ground below the totem pole. 108 00:06:24,493 --> 00:06:25,960 Oh, wow, you know what? 109 00:06:25,995 --> 00:06:27,519 I think it was really insensitive of her... 110 00:06:27,563 --> 00:06:28,552 to call in the first place. 111 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:29,621 I mean, it's only been two years. 112 00:06:29,665 --> 00:06:31,360 - Oh! Oh! - Hey! 113 00:06:32,102 --> 00:06:34,263 - Guys, get off the dog. - We're just playing. 114 00:06:34,304 --> 00:06:35,328 - Yeah. - Oh! 115 00:06:35,372 --> 00:06:38,569 That dog is like 200 years old in human... 116 00:06:38,608 --> 00:06:40,701 Would you do that to Grandma? 117 00:06:40,744 --> 00:06:43,043 Guys, get off! 118 00:06:43,081 --> 00:06:44,844 They drive me nuts, and they're mine. 119 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:47,180 I mean, I don't know why Mary even wanted to adopt. 120 00:06:47,218 --> 00:06:49,243 Well, she was adopted herself and, you know... 121 00:06:49,287 --> 00:06:51,312 Yeah, but it was something you were gonna do together... 122 00:06:51,355 --> 00:06:52,345 - and, you know. - Yeah. Yeah. 123 00:06:52,391 --> 00:06:53,653 But, hey, it's not gonna happen. 124 00:06:53,692 --> 00:06:55,023 You're like preaching to the converted. 125 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:56,118 Okay. Good... 126 00:06:56,161 --> 00:06:57,753 because here's a voice from the trenches... 127 00:06:57,796 --> 00:06:59,423 "Parenting is really hard. " 128 00:06:59,465 --> 00:07:00,557 All right? 129 00:07:00,599 --> 00:07:02,625 It's hard, and you need at least two people. 130 00:07:02,669 --> 00:07:04,864 Well, you know, we had Mom and Dad. 131 00:07:04,904 --> 00:07:06,565 We had two people, and they hated being parents. 132 00:07:06,606 --> 00:07:07,971 I'm just saying there are no guarantees. 133 00:07:08,007 --> 00:07:09,235 There's plenty of single parents. 134 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:11,766 All right. Well, I don't want to see you get hurt. 135 00:07:11,811 --> 00:07:13,780 I mean, you could have a kid of rage or something. 136 00:07:13,814 --> 00:07:15,145 Kid of rage? 137 00:07:15,182 --> 00:07:16,672 Yeah, well, there was some TV movie... 138 00:07:16,717 --> 00:07:18,241 and they were crazy. 139 00:07:18,285 --> 00:07:21,254 Listen, I got to go take The Omen One and Two... 140 00:07:21,288 --> 00:07:22,847 to soccer practice, okay? 141 00:07:22,891 --> 00:07:24,882 So just stay here. You made the right choice. 142 00:07:24,926 --> 00:07:26,188 That was a good decision, okay? 143 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,855 Have some coffee or some food or something. 144 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:29,488 We have snacks. 145 00:08:21,488 --> 00:08:22,716 Hey, I miss her, too. 146 00:08:35,904 --> 00:08:39,032 Somewhere a dog barked... 147 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:41,502 and then he licked his privates. 148 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:50,977 What do you think, Somewhere? 149 00:08:52,555 --> 00:08:54,217 You think we could do it alone? 150 00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:57,152 Huh? 151 00:09:01,065 --> 00:09:02,157 Anybody home? 152 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,497 Uh, listen, Chief, I, uh... 153 00:09:06,538 --> 00:09:07,835 I brought you some sun block... 154 00:09:07,872 --> 00:09:10,033 very strong stuff. 155 00:09:10,075 --> 00:09:13,567 SPF 45... That's sun protection factor... 156 00:09:13,612 --> 00:09:16,104 and, uh, helps you against the ultraviolet rays... 157 00:09:16,148 --> 00:09:19,015 which are... You know, they call them the UV rays. 158 00:09:19,051 --> 00:09:23,010 Anyway, it's hypoallergenic and waterproof. 159 00:09:24,791 --> 00:09:26,850 Just leave it for you. 160 00:09:29,896 --> 00:09:31,158 Hi, Sophie, how you doin'? 161 00:09:31,198 --> 00:09:32,222 Not bad. 162 00:09:35,737 --> 00:09:36,761 You good? 163 00:09:38,172 --> 00:09:39,764 Good. 164 00:09:39,807 --> 00:09:41,172 Didn't expect to see you back here. 165 00:09:41,209 --> 00:09:42,972 Yeah, I wanted to bring the kid some sun block. 166 00:09:43,711 --> 00:09:44,735 Oh. 167 00:09:47,383 --> 00:09:48,475 What was that? 168 00:09:48,517 --> 00:09:50,075 It's his Polaroid. 169 00:09:50,119 --> 00:09:52,644 He likes taking pictures. There's no film in it. 170 00:09:52,688 --> 00:09:55,487 He's just... ha... likes taking pictures. 171 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:56,958 Hmm. 172 00:10:00,063 --> 00:10:02,623 Just as a point of interest... 173 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:04,156 what made you think I'd be a good match... 174 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,431 for a boy who spends most of his time in a box? 175 00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:10,096 He thinks he's from another planet. 176 00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:14,068 Yah! Aah! 177 00:10:14,111 --> 00:10:15,807 Aah! 178 00:10:15,847 --> 00:10:17,644 Yah! Unh! 179 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:18,672 - Cut! - Looks great. 180 00:10:18,717 --> 00:10:20,617 Looks great, guys. Thank you. 181 00:10:20,652 --> 00:10:22,017 - We're going in. - So, buddy, what do you think? 182 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:23,681 Where is the pathos? 183 00:10:23,722 --> 00:10:25,155 What? 184 00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:26,749 Dude, where is the pathos? 185 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:27,919 The Earl of Dracoban is dying. 186 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,949 - This is a guy... - Buddy! 187 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,929 Who has fought his way across the galaxy. 188 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,225 Lastupon... Lastupon was a blue dwarf 189 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,495 that became a red giant. 190 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,595 It's the red dwarf phase of the giant. 191 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:38,627 What are you talk... 192 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:39,832 Look, I don't know what I'm talkin' about. 193 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,340 But this I do know... 194 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:44,811 I see a production that is honoring the world of your book. 195 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:45,937 Really, takin' it very seriously. 196 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:46,969 That's what I see. 197 00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:48,505 - Speaking of your book... - Aah! 198 00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:51,675 Guess who I got a call from today. 199 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,984 Your publisher, our publisher. 200 00:10:54,022 --> 00:10:56,184 - Tina. - Tina. 201 00:10:56,225 --> 00:10:58,591 Did she ask you how The Revenge of Dracoban is coming? 202 00:10:58,627 --> 00:10:59,651 No, she shouted it. 203 00:10:59,695 --> 00:11:01,060 Ah. 204 00:11:01,097 --> 00:11:02,724 You know what the problem is? 205 00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:04,096 When I wrote the novel... 206 00:11:05,634 --> 00:11:08,468 there's this giant massacre at the end and everybody dies. 207 00:11:08,505 --> 00:11:10,063 - I know. - All the characters are dead. 208 00:11:10,107 --> 00:11:11,096 I know. I sold it. 209 00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:12,130 It's a problem. 210 00:11:12,175 --> 00:11:13,164 That's great. 211 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:15,337 Let's move on to the master scene. 212 00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:16,403 What am I gonna tell Tina? 213 00:11:18,015 --> 00:11:22,577 Tell Tina that somewhere in the deepest, darkest bowels... 214 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:27,149 of Castle Zeptar, the earl's necromancers... 215 00:11:27,192 --> 00:11:29,922 are bringing him back to life against his will... 216 00:11:31,864 --> 00:11:33,695 if that's possible. Is that any good? 217 00:11:33,732 --> 00:11:35,097 Sure. 218 00:11:37,971 --> 00:11:39,063 Lighting! 219 00:11:41,741 --> 00:11:43,641 Good morning! Your sword! 220 00:11:44,677 --> 00:11:46,144 Move ahead! 221 00:11:47,681 --> 00:11:51,208 David, and, hello, earth to David. 222 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,584 A kid who sits in a box all day... 223 00:11:53,621 --> 00:11:56,647 is a giant red flag, all right? 224 00:11:56,690 --> 00:12:00,252 It's like the equivalent of buying a used car... 225 00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:02,320 and ignoring the oil spill in the driveway. 226 00:12:02,364 --> 00:12:04,696 You know, for a non-writer you're becoming the queen... 227 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:06,428 - of the muscular analogy. - Okay. 228 00:12:07,302 --> 00:12:09,794 Listen, the thing about kids... 229 00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:11,932 and I wouldn't trade mine for the world... 230 00:12:11,974 --> 00:12:14,704 is that they keep comin' at you, all right? 231 00:12:14,744 --> 00:12:16,109 They're... They're like mosquitoes... 232 00:12:16,145 --> 00:12:17,670 suckin' the life out of you. 233 00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:21,275 They take away your life, your privacy, your identity. 234 00:12:21,318 --> 00:12:22,512 You should work for Planned Parenthood. 235 00:12:22,553 --> 00:12:23,645 You joke. 236 00:12:24,455 --> 00:12:27,390 You forget that whole shelf-full of books you wrote... 237 00:12:27,424 --> 00:12:29,985 or your knowledge of California wines... 238 00:12:30,028 --> 00:12:32,189 or that you ever ran a marathon. 239 00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:33,595 All right, here's the thing, Liz. 240 00:12:33,631 --> 00:12:35,030 I never ran a marathon. 241 00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:36,226 I don't want to run a marathon. 242 00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:39,203 I want to do something meaningful, you know? 243 00:12:40,573 --> 00:12:41,562 And I get all the arguments against it. 244 00:12:41,607 --> 00:12:42,631 I even get the one that says... 245 00:12:42,675 --> 00:12:44,700 "I don't know if I want to bring another kid into this world. " 246 00:12:44,743 --> 00:12:46,938 But how do you argue with the logic... 247 00:12:46,979 --> 00:12:48,777 of loving one that's already here? 248 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:55,052 Trans fobo medio. Trans fobo medio. 249 00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:58,925 Trans fobo medio. 250 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,825 - Dennis! - Tran fobo medio. 251 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:03,387 Dennis, what are you doing? 252 00:13:03,431 --> 00:13:05,331 - It's raining! - I'm waiting for David. 253 00:13:05,366 --> 00:13:06,856 What? 254 00:13:06,901 --> 00:13:09,097 The man with UV protection. 255 00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:10,399 Come in. 256 00:13:29,994 --> 00:13:31,359 Get over here! 257 00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,022 Ahem, anybody in there? 258 00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:36,194 Brought you somethin'. 259 00:13:43,008 --> 00:13:45,033 One, two, three, four... 260 00:13:46,478 --> 00:13:48,708 Those really help cut out the glare... 261 00:13:48,747 --> 00:13:49,737 uh, one... 262 00:13:49,782 --> 00:13:52,182 in your ongoing battle with the sun. 263 00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:54,713 Thank you. 264 00:13:54,754 --> 00:13:56,051 You're welcome. 265 00:13:56,656 --> 00:13:57,680 One... 266 00:14:00,561 --> 00:14:02,256 Quality throw, chief. 267 00:14:48,946 --> 00:14:50,471 Nice to see ya. 268 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,449 Very nice to see ya, actually. 269 00:14:58,757 --> 00:15:00,350 He's not a puppy in a window, you know? 270 00:15:00,393 --> 00:15:01,587 I know. 271 00:15:01,628 --> 00:15:03,789 All right, catch it, catch it. 272 00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:05,525 - Go for it. - Okay. 273 00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:09,662 You see, he's been abandoned, emotionally abused... 274 00:15:09,702 --> 00:15:11,193 he's classified as "hard to place. " 275 00:15:11,238 --> 00:15:13,103 He's... He's never had a family of his own. 276 00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:16,032 I know, but am I the right person for him? 277 00:15:16,076 --> 00:15:17,100 I mean, I'm just a writer. 278 00:15:17,144 --> 00:15:20,011 He's seen a lot of doctors, if that's what you mean. 279 00:15:20,047 --> 00:15:22,039 That's not what he needs. 280 00:15:31,761 --> 00:15:32,853 Oh, you! 281 00:15:33,963 --> 00:15:35,225 At least tell me what you're thinkin'. 282 00:15:37,299 --> 00:15:39,699 I'm thinking I must be out of my mind. 283 00:15:44,775 --> 00:15:46,572 I see you remembered your sunscreen. 284 00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:49,906 You know, it works just as good if you don't put so much on. 285 00:15:53,217 --> 00:15:54,343 Is that your weight belt? 286 00:15:54,385 --> 00:15:56,683 Earth's gravity is weak. 287 00:15:56,721 --> 00:15:59,246 Mars is constantly pulling me back. 288 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,917 So without all that stuff... 289 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:03,018 you think you'd just float away? 290 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,220 Uh-huh. 291 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,261 That ever happen before? 292 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,824 Yes. 293 00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:11,335 When? 294 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,339 With another mommy and daddy. 295 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:17,765 Sophie, someone 296 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,438 - stole my ice cream! - Hey! Wait up! 297 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:24,047 Uh, uncommunicative... 298 00:16:24,085 --> 00:16:25,814 a tendency to steal things... 299 00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:28,014 inability to form personal attachments... 300 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,454 or distinguish between right and wrong... 301 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:30,582 and he thinks... 302 00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:34,061 He thinks he's from outer space. 303 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,331 Not to put too sharp a point on it... 304 00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:39,664 but I think he thinks he's from Mars. 305 00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:41,225 How do you plan to deal with that, Mr. Gordon? 306 00:16:41,270 --> 00:16:43,136 Fantasy is my business. 307 00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:44,764 It's... It's what I do for a living. 308 00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:47,401 And one of the things I've learned about fantasy... 309 00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:48,967 uh... in my own life... 310 00:16:49,012 --> 00:16:51,742 is that it can be a survival technique... 311 00:16:51,781 --> 00:16:54,307 you know, kind of a coping mechanism... 312 00:16:54,351 --> 00:16:56,683 a way to deal with problems that are bigger than you... 313 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,051 bigger than you're... 314 00:16:58,088 --> 00:17:00,283 you're capable of dealing with. 315 00:17:00,324 --> 00:17:02,315 Uh, so, uh, you know... 316 00:17:02,359 --> 00:17:06,694 the... the... the short answer is, um, you know... 317 00:17:06,731 --> 00:17:09,165 try to find that balance between socializing him... 318 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,634 and letting him be who he is. 319 00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:14,299 So, um, you know... 320 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,831 um, so, you know, on the one hand... 321 00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:19,538 uh, help him out as much as I can... 322 00:17:19,578 --> 00:17:23,071 and on the other hand, uh, if he wants to... 323 00:17:23,116 --> 00:17:24,105 If this little guy wants to believe... 324 00:17:24,151 --> 00:17:25,140 he's from another planet... 325 00:17:25,185 --> 00:17:28,677 you know, I mean, who am I to argue? 326 00:17:28,722 --> 00:17:31,885 This isn't science fiction. This isn't a short story. 327 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,257 Very often, with our children... 328 00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,728 we don't get to have a second draft. 329 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:36,787 Yeah. 330 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,826 A single man raising a child with problems... 331 00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:42,597 that are not common, that are not easy... 332 00:17:42,637 --> 00:17:44,435 you're gonna need all kinds of help. 333 00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:46,134 You'd need to include us... 334 00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:47,506 - Mm-hmm. - Include me. 335 00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:48,532 Does anybody have anything? 336 00:17:48,577 --> 00:17:49,771 No. 337 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,877 We're gonna take some time and think about this. 338 00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:55,384 Thank you, Mr. Gordon. 339 00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:56,715 We'll let you know. 340 00:17:58,788 --> 00:17:59,777 Hello. 341 00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:02,383 Hey, man, what's up? 342 00:18:02,425 --> 00:18:04,360 How's things on the planet? 343 00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:05,692 Go away. 344 00:18:07,098 --> 00:18:08,122 What? 345 00:18:12,169 --> 00:18:13,193 Hello. 346 00:18:13,237 --> 00:18:14,227 Hey. 347 00:18:14,272 --> 00:18:16,001 Liz, I can't talk right now. I'm waitin' for the call. 348 00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:18,134 But you have call waiting. 349 00:18:18,176 --> 00:18:19,200 But I don't trust it. 350 00:18:23,682 --> 00:18:25,412 Your uncle is nuts. 351 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,490 Hello. 352 00:18:47,976 --> 00:18:49,307 Really? 353 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,814 Yes! 354 00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:05,188 Thanks for comin' out here with me today. 355 00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:08,125 It's pretty. 356 00:19:08,165 --> 00:19:11,191 I thought you'd like it. It's cool. 357 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,336 I like the holding-down belt. 358 00:19:16,107 --> 00:19:17,233 You can wear the holding-down belt... 359 00:19:17,275 --> 00:19:18,708 all day long if you like. 360 00:19:22,513 --> 00:19:24,674 Listen, Dennis, Mr. Lefkowitz... 361 00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:27,617 said you can come live in my house if you want. 362 00:19:28,921 --> 00:19:30,582 It'll only be temporary at first... 363 00:19:30,622 --> 00:19:34,080 but if you like it, you could stay. 364 00:19:38,665 --> 00:19:40,292 I eat Lucky Charms. 365 00:19:42,535 --> 00:19:46,700 I am a big believer in a substantial breakfast. 366 00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:15,665 Get your suitcase for you. 367 00:20:15,706 --> 00:20:17,037 I got it. 368 00:20:17,074 --> 00:20:18,098 Okay. 369 00:20:20,043 --> 00:20:21,169 Go ahead. 370 00:20:27,151 --> 00:20:28,914 You can cut through here. 371 00:20:28,953 --> 00:20:30,011 Oh, right over here. 372 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:33,582 Yeah, yeah. 373 00:20:38,063 --> 00:20:39,655 This way, young squire. 374 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:46,438 Hey, Somewhere! 375 00:20:46,473 --> 00:20:48,407 Hey, Somewhere, Somewhere, down, boy. 376 00:20:48,441 --> 00:20:49,635 Down, boy. Hey, sorry. 377 00:20:49,676 --> 00:20:50,665 That's just Somewhere. 378 00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:51,836 It's just his way of saying hello. 379 00:20:56,349 --> 00:20:58,511 We don't have those where I come from. 380 00:21:00,988 --> 00:21:02,455 You're not a dog person, huh? 381 00:21:07,462 --> 00:21:09,396 I'm just waiting for the boys to get home. 382 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,726 Well, what is he doing now? 383 00:21:13,769 --> 00:21:15,327 He's just... He's just in his room. 384 00:21:16,738 --> 00:21:18,263 Should I give him some space or go in there? 385 00:21:19,475 --> 00:21:20,942 I'll call you back. I'll call you back. 386 00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:30,215 This is kind of an a... of an interesting thing. 387 00:21:30,254 --> 00:21:31,812 It's a special night light. 388 00:21:33,357 --> 00:21:36,383 But as you can see, it has pictures of the planets... 389 00:21:36,427 --> 00:21:37,554 and the solar systems... 390 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,860 and, you see, they kind of spin around. 391 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:41,559 It's got mirrors. 392 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,898 And lights on the bottom and pictures. 393 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,934 That's not right. 394 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:49,834 Yeah? 395 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,399 Well, what do you mean? 396 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:55,141 You'll have to make the ceiling bigger... 397 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,673 and you'll have to make your planet like this. 398 00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,815 You're... You're absolutely right. 399 00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:01,514 For the... For it to be accurate... 400 00:22:01,555 --> 00:22:04,718 the ceiling would have to be, I don't know, 100 feet long... 401 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:07,352 and the earth would be the size of a pea. 402 00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:09,888 Very, very good. 403 00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:12,126 How do you know that much about scale? 404 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:15,226 It took a very long time to get here. 405 00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:20,566 A very, very, very long time to get here. 406 00:22:22,678 --> 00:22:24,612 You can get rid of some of those old clothes if you want. 407 00:22:26,215 --> 00:22:27,682 Or we can keep that old stuff... 408 00:22:27,716 --> 00:22:31,175 till it literally disintegrates and falls off your body. 409 00:22:32,122 --> 00:22:33,953 That's a good way to go, too. 410 00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:37,191 That's kinda cool. 411 00:22:37,227 --> 00:22:39,287 I used to be good at video games. 412 00:22:40,164 --> 00:22:41,722 It's not a game. 413 00:22:41,766 --> 00:22:43,165 It's not? 414 00:22:45,136 --> 00:22:46,694 Whatever it is, it's cool. 415 00:22:50,742 --> 00:22:51,731 Should I close the door... 416 00:22:51,777 --> 00:22:54,610 or should I just leave it open or halfway? 417 00:22:54,646 --> 00:22:57,342 Leave it open? 418 00:22:57,382 --> 00:22:58,406 Mid-way? 419 00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:26,846 Just think of it as a bigger box. 420 00:23:39,161 --> 00:23:41,528 All right, Dennis, I think you're gonna enjoy this. 421 00:23:41,565 --> 00:23:44,762 But, listen, before we eat, rules of the house... 422 00:23:44,801 --> 00:23:48,066 first rule, no girls after 10 P.M. 423 00:23:49,206 --> 00:23:50,469 Just kidding on that one. 424 00:23:51,576 --> 00:23:53,441 Uh... the first rule is that there... 425 00:23:53,478 --> 00:23:56,276 There really aren't any rules, you know? 426 00:23:56,314 --> 00:23:58,680 Just maybe some basic stuff about... 427 00:23:58,716 --> 00:23:59,775 Oh! 428 00:24:02,387 --> 00:24:04,514 Better put a sticker there, I guess. 429 00:24:04,556 --> 00:24:07,218 Listen, maybe we can, uh, have a... 430 00:24:07,259 --> 00:24:09,751 I don't know, more of a guideline... 431 00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:11,423 more than a rule, that we don't... 432 00:24:11,464 --> 00:24:13,523 um, wear the sunglasses indoors... 433 00:24:13,566 --> 00:24:16,000 just for navigational purposes. 434 00:24:17,971 --> 00:24:19,438 I mean, this is a grilled cheese sandwich. 435 00:24:19,472 --> 00:24:20,804 Uh, I made you a grilled cheese sandwich... 436 00:24:20,841 --> 00:24:22,138 'cause I love grilled cheese sandwiches. 437 00:24:22,176 --> 00:24:25,543 I think that they're, you know, an American classic. 438 00:24:27,815 --> 00:24:30,182 I used to eat these a lot when I was a kid. 439 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,446 I loved 'em. 440 00:24:38,426 --> 00:24:40,155 I eat Lucky Charms. 441 00:24:42,131 --> 00:24:44,691 Yeah, sure, for breakfast, you can have Lucky Charms... 442 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:47,601 or maybe some granola or yogurt, any kind of cereal. 443 00:24:47,637 --> 00:24:48,865 That sounds great. 444 00:24:49,972 --> 00:24:53,431 So, anyway, bon app�tit. 445 00:24:57,748 --> 00:24:59,181 Try that. 446 00:25:07,025 --> 00:25:09,289 I eat Lucky Charms. 447 00:25:09,327 --> 00:25:11,262 Oh, here we go. 448 00:25:13,232 --> 00:25:14,324 Look at that. 449 00:25:16,535 --> 00:25:17,968 All right, let's get more... 450 00:25:18,003 --> 00:25:20,369 because, you know, you never know. 451 00:25:20,406 --> 00:25:22,875 We gotta stock up. 452 00:25:22,909 --> 00:25:25,434 Never know if there's gonna be the avian bird flu... 453 00:25:25,478 --> 00:25:26,638 or bubonic plague... 454 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,275 or any other sort of pandemic is gonna come along... 455 00:25:30,317 --> 00:25:32,809 and really wreck your day. 456 00:25:32,854 --> 00:25:34,788 Want to make sure you have the right supplies. 457 00:25:42,531 --> 00:25:44,863 This stuff has... This stuff has gotta have... 458 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:47,198 a shelf life of about 33,000 years. 459 00:25:49,171 --> 00:25:50,160 If anything happened... 460 00:25:50,205 --> 00:25:54,768 the, um, apocalypse, the four horsemen show up... 461 00:25:54,811 --> 00:25:57,371 this stuff is still magically delicious. 462 00:26:05,623 --> 00:26:07,284 We're Lucky Charms guys. 463 00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:14,096 Mary? 464 00:26:23,442 --> 00:26:25,205 Dennis, are you okay? What are you doin'? 465 00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:26,711 Watching you. 466 00:26:28,915 --> 00:26:30,075 Oh! 467 00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:33,342 It's a little late for that. 468 00:26:33,387 --> 00:26:34,411 Dennis? 469 00:26:38,859 --> 00:26:40,656 Dennis, what are you doin'? 470 00:26:40,694 --> 00:26:42,424 Come on, let's... Let's put the camera away. 471 00:26:42,463 --> 00:26:43,691 Dennis, please. Let's put the camera away. 472 00:26:43,731 --> 00:26:44,755 Come on now. 473 00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:50,065 Beware! I almost Disney-grated you. 474 00:26:50,104 --> 00:26:51,594 You almost disintegrated me? 475 00:26:51,639 --> 00:26:53,505 Why would you want to do that? 476 00:26:55,377 --> 00:26:57,937 Hey, it's the, um... ahem. 477 00:26:57,980 --> 00:26:59,174 It's the middle of the night, chief. 478 00:26:59,214 --> 00:27:00,476 What are you doin' with all these pictures? 479 00:27:00,516 --> 00:27:02,211 And what are you doin' up? 480 00:27:02,251 --> 00:27:03,719 Learning. 481 00:27:03,753 --> 00:27:05,812 Learning? Learning what? 482 00:27:05,855 --> 00:27:09,188 How to be a human and part of a family. 483 00:27:09,225 --> 00:27:11,420 I think you speak for a lot of us there. 484 00:27:13,497 --> 00:27:15,124 Um... 485 00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:21,533 That's very good. 486 00:27:21,572 --> 00:27:23,473 That's very realistic. 487 00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:30,245 Um, maybe we ought to pick this up in the morning... 488 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:32,079 over a bowl of Lucky Charms, what do you say? 489 00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:34,211 Maybe we should go to bed now. 490 00:27:35,355 --> 00:27:36,344 Yeah, yeah, I saw that. 491 00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:38,357 That's a very good expression. 492 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:11,949 Yeah? 493 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:14,020 Yes, Mr. Gordon. Hi, Mr. Lefkowitz... 494 00:28:14,064 --> 00:28:15,258 - from Children's Services. - Wh-What? Who? 495 00:28:15,298 --> 00:28:17,766 This is Mr. Lefkowitz from Children's Services. 496 00:28:17,801 --> 00:28:19,530 Oh, hi. Hello, sir. How are you? 497 00:28:19,569 --> 00:28:20,729 Well, good. 498 00:28:20,771 --> 00:28:22,363 More to the point, how are you? 499 00:28:22,406 --> 00:28:24,500 Couldn't be better. Couldn't be better. 500 00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:26,100 Good. How's Dennis? 501 00:28:26,144 --> 00:28:27,509 Is there anything we should talk about? 502 00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:31,280 Mr. Gordon? 503 00:28:31,315 --> 00:28:32,543 Hello, Mr. Gordon. 504 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:34,050 Uh, yeah. I'm here. 505 00:28:34,085 --> 00:28:36,111 Yeah, hi. I was asking if... if... 506 00:28:36,155 --> 00:28:37,622 Do you have any concerns about Dennis... 507 00:28:37,656 --> 00:28:38,816 that you'd like to talk about? 508 00:28:38,857 --> 00:28:40,324 No, no. Everything's going great. 509 00:28:40,359 --> 00:28:41,383 Couldn't be better, sir. 510 00:29:21,237 --> 00:29:22,261 Hmm... 511 00:29:24,974 --> 00:29:27,068 I think it's time to get you out of the house. 512 00:29:28,011 --> 00:29:31,037 Listen, imagination is a rare commodity. 513 00:29:31,081 --> 00:29:33,379 Dennis has the soul of an artist. 514 00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:34,577 He could grow up to be, you know... 515 00:29:34,618 --> 00:29:36,746 become a prodigy like... You saw Amadeus. 516 00:29:36,788 --> 00:29:39,518 He could be a little Mozart in waiting for all you know. 517 00:29:40,725 --> 00:29:43,091 Mom, he's being gross. 518 00:29:43,128 --> 00:29:46,223 - Come on. - Guys, let it go, okay? 519 00:29:46,265 --> 00:29:47,254 Remember? 520 00:29:47,299 --> 00:29:49,062 It all ends up in the same place, right? 521 00:29:49,101 --> 00:29:50,295 Come on, guys. 522 00:29:50,336 --> 00:29:55,798 I mean, I want to be sensitive, but he's a mess. 523 00:29:55,842 --> 00:29:57,469 Hey, that's sensitive? 524 00:29:57,511 --> 00:29:58,569 You should hear blunt. 525 00:29:58,612 --> 00:29:59,772 No, but really. 526 00:29:59,813 --> 00:30:03,146 Listen, my point is that not everybody is born to be... 527 00:30:03,183 --> 00:30:05,778 a go-with-the-flow, happy little Gap-kid. 528 00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:07,253 Right now, it looks like he's gonna grow up... 529 00:30:07,288 --> 00:30:10,223 to be Tiny Tim with a ukulele, all right? 530 00:30:10,258 --> 00:30:12,783 What, are you breeding geniuses now? 531 00:30:12,827 --> 00:30:17,993 Mozart, by the way, died in a hovel at 27, drunk and... 532 00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:20,831 Unspecified fever at 35. 533 00:30:20,869 --> 00:30:22,268 Stuff like that. 534 00:30:22,304 --> 00:30:25,398 Sure, we all enjoyed his music, but did he enjoy himself? 535 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,635 Give me a chance. 536 00:30:26,676 --> 00:30:28,405 You know, David, as far as I'm concerned... 537 00:30:28,444 --> 00:30:29,934 they're all from Mars. At least your kid admits it. 538 00:30:29,979 --> 00:30:30,968 See, this is a smart man. 539 00:30:31,014 --> 00:30:32,072 That's the correct answer, man. 540 00:30:32,115 --> 00:30:33,173 - Smart man. Right. - You married a smart man. 541 00:30:33,216 --> 00:30:35,514 I know. I agree they're all from Mars. 542 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,688 Strike two! 543 00:30:38,722 --> 00:30:39,814 Two and two the count... 544 00:30:39,857 --> 00:30:41,252 as Bobby Miller gets ready for the pitch. 545 00:30:41,287 --> 00:30:42,648 As Bobby Miller gets ready for the pitch. 546 00:30:44,361 --> 00:30:46,090 Here we go. 547 00:30:46,129 --> 00:30:47,859 Strike three! 548 00:30:47,899 --> 00:30:49,799 That was a nice strike-out, huh? 549 00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:51,324 It's called a strike-out. 550 00:30:51,369 --> 00:30:53,269 It's pretty cool, huh? You want a peanut? 551 00:30:54,172 --> 00:30:55,196 You know what's really cool about baseball? 552 00:30:55,239 --> 00:30:57,105 You know what I love about baseball? 553 00:30:57,142 --> 00:30:58,837 Baseball is the only sport... 554 00:30:58,877 --> 00:31:01,505 where you can fail 70 percent of the time and still be great. 555 00:31:01,547 --> 00:31:04,311 It's about trying hard and never, ever, ever givin' up. 556 00:31:04,349 --> 00:31:05,338 Just think about it. 557 00:31:05,384 --> 00:31:07,114 If you get a hit three out of every 10 times... 558 00:31:07,153 --> 00:31:09,144 you're at bat, you're really good. 559 00:31:09,189 --> 00:31:10,884 If you do a little bit better than that... 560 00:31:10,924 --> 00:31:12,448 just a little bit better than that... 561 00:31:12,492 --> 00:31:14,926 maybe 3.2, 3.3 times... 562 00:31:16,629 --> 00:31:19,690 you're great, and you could be a star. 563 00:31:19,733 --> 00:31:21,724 And you're gonna make it to the Big Show. 564 00:31:21,769 --> 00:31:23,236 And if you do that on the Big Show... 565 00:31:23,270 --> 00:31:24,862 you're a superstar. 566 00:31:24,905 --> 00:31:27,100 Superstars don't exist. 567 00:31:27,142 --> 00:31:30,578 Only supernovas or white dwarfs. 568 00:31:31,646 --> 00:31:33,273 I deserve you. 569 00:31:33,315 --> 00:31:34,646 I really do. 570 00:31:37,486 --> 00:31:39,010 You're out. 571 00:31:39,055 --> 00:31:40,750 This guy doesn't look like much of a hitter. 572 00:31:43,392 --> 00:31:44,916 But we believe, don't we? 573 00:31:46,262 --> 00:31:47,286 Come on, now! 574 00:31:48,398 --> 00:31:50,628 Strike three! 575 00:31:50,667 --> 00:31:51,998 It's not lookin' pretty. 576 00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:54,629 We're down by seven runs. 577 00:31:54,671 --> 00:31:55,660 We're not hittin' a lick. 578 00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:56,730 Come on, batter. 579 00:31:56,773 --> 00:31:58,298 We need a hit. 580 00:31:58,343 --> 00:31:59,674 Right on the ball! 581 00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:02,034 Yeah! 582 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,445 There you go. 583 00:32:03,481 --> 00:32:05,108 Got a single. Get something started. 584 00:32:05,149 --> 00:32:06,673 I did it. 585 00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:08,186 You did what? 586 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:10,279 I made a Martian wish. 587 00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:12,948 You made a... 588 00:32:12,992 --> 00:32:15,222 You made a Martian wish? 589 00:32:15,261 --> 00:32:17,786 Yeah. Martians can wish for stuff. 590 00:32:17,830 --> 00:32:19,856 Like hits? 591 00:32:19,899 --> 00:32:21,093 Whatever. 592 00:32:21,134 --> 00:32:23,694 You know, sometimes I make earth wishes... 593 00:32:23,737 --> 00:32:25,227 but they don't always work out. 594 00:32:25,272 --> 00:32:29,403 Well, listen, since you're in the wishing mode... 595 00:32:29,443 --> 00:32:32,537 see this guy comin' up to the plate? 596 00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:34,309 Wish for a home run. 597 00:32:42,157 --> 00:32:43,488 Go! Go! Go! 598 00:32:43,525 --> 00:32:46,289 That ball is gone! 599 00:32:49,799 --> 00:32:50,823 Want him to win? 600 00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:57,131 Unbelievable. What an awesome display of power. 601 00:32:57,173 --> 00:32:59,768 You're a prognosticator, you're a scholar... 602 00:32:59,810 --> 00:33:02,574 and now you're a baseball fanatic, and I like it. 603 00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:04,171 ...all the way back to 1973. 604 00:33:04,214 --> 00:33:07,706 Let's hear it for those Coal Miners. Now... 605 00:33:07,751 --> 00:33:10,220 Unbelievable game. 606 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,215 This isn't looking pretty. 607 00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:15,783 Do you know we spend an average of two weeks... 608 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,955 in a lifetime waiting for traffic lights? 609 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,192 I remember when all these lights... 610 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,530 were timed, you know, when they were synchronized? 611 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,229 And you could just find this little seam in the universe... 612 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,204 and float through. 613 00:33:29,443 --> 00:33:33,311 Wow. Did you see that? 614 00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:37,909 Yup. I just gave you three minutes of your life back. 615 00:33:39,052 --> 00:33:41,886 Well, thank you. I'll use them wisely. 616 00:33:43,791 --> 00:33:44,985 Do that again. 617 00:33:45,026 --> 00:33:46,584 Nope. 618 00:33:46,627 --> 00:33:48,857 Why? 'Cause you don't want to or 'cause you can't? 619 00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:52,492 I only have so many Martian wishes. 620 00:33:52,534 --> 00:33:53,899 That's fair. 621 00:33:55,404 --> 00:33:59,238 But if you want, I can give you one. 622 00:34:01,344 --> 00:34:03,539 Who wouldn't want one? 623 00:34:21,299 --> 00:34:24,791 There, I just gave you a Martian wish. 624 00:34:24,836 --> 00:34:27,566 Don't waste it. 625 00:34:27,606 --> 00:34:29,801 I absolutely won't. I promise. 626 00:34:29,841 --> 00:34:32,242 I'll use it for something really important. 627 00:34:34,313 --> 00:34:36,042 That was really intense. 628 00:34:37,383 --> 00:34:44,992 You're just a freaky little dude, man. 629 00:34:45,027 --> 00:34:46,960 Ahem. 630 00:34:46,994 --> 00:34:48,928 Hey, Somewhere. 631 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:51,932 - This is Harlee. - Hi. 632 00:34:51,966 --> 00:34:53,763 She's... She's our good friend, me and Somewhere. 633 00:34:53,802 --> 00:34:56,293 She helped design this whole garden, so... 634 00:35:00,742 --> 00:35:02,370 Nice frame. 635 00:35:03,712 --> 00:35:05,202 I've heard a lot about you. 636 00:35:06,982 --> 00:35:09,007 You want to say hi? 637 00:35:09,051 --> 00:35:10,177 - No? - It's okay. 638 00:35:10,219 --> 00:35:11,346 Don't worry. Don't worry. 639 00:35:15,025 --> 00:35:16,515 Isn't he wild? 640 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,791 He's great, like a little Andy Warhol. 641 00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:22,527 He has the same social skills, by the way. 642 00:35:25,169 --> 00:35:26,864 You know what I think it is? 643 00:35:26,904 --> 00:35:28,667 What? 644 00:35:28,706 --> 00:35:31,140 He's an old soul. 645 00:35:31,175 --> 00:35:33,770 What does that mean? 646 00:35:33,812 --> 00:35:35,439 Seriously. 647 00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:38,314 It just means he's figured it out. 648 00:35:40,686 --> 00:35:42,985 You're one relentlessly sunny individual. 649 00:35:43,022 --> 00:35:45,081 Yeah, well, I don't always wake up that way. 650 00:35:45,959 --> 00:35:48,553 And that is what we so admire about you. 651 00:35:48,595 --> 00:35:51,291 This particular move here that he's got goin'... 652 00:35:51,331 --> 00:35:54,824 can't be sanitary or safe. 653 00:35:54,869 --> 00:35:55,995 He likes to vacuum. 654 00:35:56,036 --> 00:35:57,401 No, no, no, he thinks he is the vacuum. 655 00:35:57,438 --> 00:36:00,202 There's a difference, see? 656 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,676 That's so Zen. 657 00:36:02,711 --> 00:36:04,042 It is, kind of, isn't it? 658 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,137 Yeah. 659 00:36:06,615 --> 00:36:09,277 See? More sunshine. 660 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:14,450 Keep your hips towards me, though, if you can. 661 00:36:14,490 --> 00:36:15,718 Just move this foot a little towards me. 662 00:36:15,758 --> 00:36:17,749 No, no, not that part of your hips. 663 00:36:17,793 --> 00:36:19,260 Just square yourself up this way. 664 00:36:19,295 --> 00:36:20,319 Right like that, right? 665 00:36:20,363 --> 00:36:22,058 And then hand on the bat... 666 00:36:22,098 --> 00:36:23,589 and, remember, you're gonna step forward. 667 00:36:23,634 --> 00:36:25,602 When you hit the ball, you can yell, "Hot coffee!" 668 00:36:26,203 --> 00:36:27,431 Say it. 669 00:36:27,471 --> 00:36:28,460 Hot coffee! 670 00:36:28,505 --> 00:36:29,563 Say, "Hot coffee!" 671 00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:32,903 All right, forget it. 672 00:36:32,944 --> 00:36:34,878 Seven out of ten times you can fail... 673 00:36:34,913 --> 00:36:35,971 but you're still a star. 674 00:36:36,014 --> 00:36:37,038 A little better than that... 675 00:36:37,081 --> 00:36:38,241 you'll go to the Big Show for a cup of coffee. 676 00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,443 I like this game. 677 00:36:39,484 --> 00:36:40,883 I know. It's good, right? 678 00:36:40,919 --> 00:36:42,216 It's a great game. 679 00:36:42,253 --> 00:36:45,382 So, eye on the ball and swing. 680 00:36:45,424 --> 00:36:47,551 That was a little late. 681 00:36:47,593 --> 00:36:49,823 Watch the ball hit the bat. 682 00:36:49,862 --> 00:36:51,955 Watch. Just have your eyes go right there. 683 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:55,624 What is with your pitching? 684 00:36:55,669 --> 00:36:56,795 - Here we go. - Oh! 685 00:36:56,836 --> 00:36:57,825 That was a little too early. 686 00:36:57,871 --> 00:36:59,031 - But it was so good. - Yeah. 687 00:36:59,072 --> 00:37:00,096 It was a good form. 688 00:37:01,374 --> 00:37:03,570 Almost, Dennis, that was nice. 689 00:37:03,611 --> 00:37:05,408 All right now, with fierce determination. 690 00:37:09,784 --> 00:37:11,217 Want to see you, you know, just groove on it. 691 00:37:11,252 --> 00:37:12,583 You know, get a little attitude. 692 00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:14,054 You know, a little swagger. You touch the plate. 693 00:37:14,089 --> 00:37:15,249 Come on, you're a lefty. 694 00:37:15,290 --> 00:37:17,053 You're weird, you're eccentric, nobody understands you. 695 00:37:17,092 --> 00:37:18,252 You don't even understand yourself. 696 00:37:18,293 --> 00:37:20,022 You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah. 697 00:37:20,062 --> 00:37:21,086 Yeah. 698 00:37:21,129 --> 00:37:23,154 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. Yeah. 699 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,463 Now hands back, give me the eagle eye. 700 00:37:25,501 --> 00:37:26,661 I'm scared. 701 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:28,466 That's what I'm talkin' about. 702 00:37:29,505 --> 00:37:31,302 Oh! Oh! 703 00:37:31,341 --> 00:37:33,206 Hot coffee! 704 00:37:33,242 --> 00:37:34,835 Hot coffee. 705 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:37,278 Oh! Hot coffee! 706 00:37:37,314 --> 00:37:38,372 Yeah, you drove it it down the line. 707 00:37:38,415 --> 00:37:40,212 That's a fair ball! Run! 708 00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:41,512 Run! Run, Dennis! 709 00:37:41,552 --> 00:37:42,644 Fair ball! Run! 710 00:37:42,686 --> 00:37:44,917 Drop the bat and run. Run. 711 00:37:44,956 --> 00:37:45,945 Run! 712 00:37:45,991 --> 00:37:48,186 - Dennis, run. - Go, run! Run! 713 00:37:48,226 --> 00:37:50,251 - Come on! - Run! Quick! 714 00:37:50,295 --> 00:37:51,489 Come on now. 715 00:37:55,034 --> 00:37:56,194 Oh, thank you, sweetie. 716 00:37:59,138 --> 00:38:00,730 What was that for? 717 00:38:00,773 --> 00:38:03,401 'Cause they're giving medals to all the wrong guys. 718 00:38:22,096 --> 00:38:23,757 Hello, my name is Jeff. 719 00:38:26,535 --> 00:38:27,695 Hey, buddy. 720 00:38:29,004 --> 00:38:32,872 I'm a friend of your... David's... 721 00:38:32,908 --> 00:38:34,433 um, and I have this present for you. 722 00:38:35,245 --> 00:38:36,837 You're his agent. 723 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,472 Yes, I am. 724 00:38:38,515 --> 00:38:40,676 Wow, that's, pfft, very good. 725 00:38:40,717 --> 00:38:42,241 I'm impressed. 726 00:38:42,285 --> 00:38:44,253 Where is, um, David? 727 00:38:44,287 --> 00:38:45,482 Is he inside? 728 00:38:46,323 --> 00:38:47,483 Is he inside? 729 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:50,119 Is he writing? Is he writing inside? 730 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:51,287 Okay, buddy, listen, I'm... 731 00:38:51,328 --> 00:38:53,694 - Hey, Jeff! - Hey, buddy, how are ya? 732 00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:55,256 Good to see you. You met Dennis, huh? 733 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,325 Yeah, we've just been getting to know each other. 734 00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:58,529 If he gets hungry... 735 00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:00,765 Lucky Charms all night long, right? 736 00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:03,172 Lucky Charms. 737 00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:04,368 Knuckles? 738 00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:06,844 He's not... It takes a while. 739 00:39:06,879 --> 00:39:09,109 Hi. We're gonna go. 740 00:39:09,148 --> 00:39:11,844 See you, buddy. Nice to see ya. 741 00:39:11,884 --> 00:39:12,873 God, I'm so proud of you, man... 742 00:39:12,919 --> 00:39:14,386 - Yeah. - Re-entering your life... 743 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:15,649 fantastic. 744 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:18,351 It's not going very well. 745 00:39:18,392 --> 00:39:20,292 Buddy, you know what? 746 00:39:20,327 --> 00:39:22,295 There is a long and proud tradition... 747 00:39:22,329 --> 00:39:24,229 of asking for help in the form of a nanny. 748 00:39:24,264 --> 00:39:25,253 - No! - There's absolutely... 749 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,597 No, there's no shame in that. 750 00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:27,760 I'm not talking about... 751 00:39:27,802 --> 00:39:29,133 I'm not talking about Dennis. He's fine. 752 00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:30,194 I'm talking about, you know... 753 00:39:30,238 --> 00:39:31,500 the book's not going particularly well. 754 00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:32,733 What... What's, um... 755 00:39:32,774 --> 00:39:33,968 What's going on with the book? 756 00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:35,977 Does that mean like... 757 00:39:36,011 --> 00:39:37,171 sagging-in-the-middle not good or what? 758 00:39:37,213 --> 00:39:38,271 - No. - Like the ending? 759 00:39:38,314 --> 00:39:39,406 You havin' a hard time noodling the ending? 760 00:39:39,448 --> 00:39:40,608 Can I help you? Is there anything I can help... 761 00:39:40,649 --> 00:39:42,082 No, no, it's just that there's an essential idea... 762 00:39:42,118 --> 00:39:43,176 I haven't come to grips with. 763 00:39:43,219 --> 00:39:45,050 But you know the great thing about Dennis? 764 00:39:45,087 --> 00:39:47,420 He is a fountain of ideas. 765 00:39:47,457 --> 00:39:50,051 He is challenging all my assumptions, all of them... 766 00:39:50,093 --> 00:39:52,084 every one of them, and I am going with it. 767 00:39:52,129 --> 00:39:55,121 I just got to learn to be a little less rigid. 768 00:39:55,165 --> 00:39:56,155 Or a little more rigid. 769 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,963 Yup, it's great. 770 00:39:58,002 --> 00:39:59,629 I'm so excited... 771 00:39:59,670 --> 00:40:01,501 that you're figuring out the rigidity... 772 00:40:01,539 --> 00:40:04,030 but, buddy, I am livin' The Revenge of Dracoban... 773 00:40:04,075 --> 00:40:05,099 on a daily basis... 774 00:40:05,143 --> 00:40:07,635 and the forces of darkness are closin' in on me, man. 775 00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:09,112 Tina's coming to town. 776 00:40:09,148 --> 00:40:11,116 Yeah, she's havin' a big black tie party for you... 777 00:40:11,150 --> 00:40:12,139 - and she expects you - Party? 778 00:40:12,184 --> 00:40:14,175 To ritualistically hand over to her... 779 00:40:14,219 --> 00:40:15,743 the first draft ever written... 780 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,984 of The Revenge of Dracoban Part Two, the sequel. 781 00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:19,013 When? 782 00:40:19,058 --> 00:40:20,389 About six weeks from now. 783 00:40:20,426 --> 00:40:21,688 You know, so that's it. 784 00:40:21,728 --> 00:40:22,717 When? 785 00:40:22,762 --> 00:40:23,854 January 28th. 786 00:40:23,897 --> 00:40:25,228 She's doing it January 28th. 787 00:40:25,265 --> 00:40:27,359 What is the significance of that date? 788 00:40:27,401 --> 00:40:28,390 I don't know. 789 00:40:28,435 --> 00:40:29,697 She's doing a book signing or something that night. 790 00:40:29,737 --> 00:40:30,669 The book signing at the... 791 00:40:30,704 --> 00:40:32,831 I got to get a sitter! 792 00:40:32,873 --> 00:40:34,170 Buddy, are you losin' your mind? 793 00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:35,266 No. 794 00:40:35,309 --> 00:40:36,469 Because if you are... 795 00:40:36,511 --> 00:40:38,069 I just need a little bit of lead time. 796 00:40:38,113 --> 00:40:39,137 Don't you think I deserve that... 797 00:40:39,181 --> 00:40:43,950 - after all these years? - Don't worry. 798 00:40:43,985 --> 00:40:46,476 You sure you don't want me to come in with you? 799 00:40:46,521 --> 00:40:47,682 Yes. 800 00:40:47,723 --> 00:40:49,122 Yes, come in? 801 00:40:49,158 --> 00:40:51,023 No. Don't come in. 802 00:40:51,060 --> 00:40:52,618 Don't come in. 803 00:40:52,662 --> 00:40:54,687 You need the umbrella? 804 00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:55,719 Yes. 805 00:40:55,765 --> 00:40:58,599 And the weight belt's an absolutely essential item? 806 00:40:58,635 --> 00:41:00,762 - # Just let your feelings roll on by # - Uh-Huh. 807 00:41:00,804 --> 00:41:02,704 Okay. You're gonna have... 808 00:41:02,739 --> 00:41:05,469 - a great first day. - # Don't wear fear # 809 00:41:05,509 --> 00:41:06,498 # Or nobody will know # 810 00:41:06,543 --> 00:41:08,910 - # You're here # - Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. 811 00:41:10,281 --> 00:41:12,249 - # Lift your head # - Listen, just... 812 00:41:12,283 --> 00:41:15,116 # And let your feelings out instead # 813 00:41:15,153 --> 00:41:17,121 Just be yourself. 814 00:41:17,155 --> 00:41:18,453 # Don't be shy # 815 00:41:18,490 --> 00:41:19,855 That's all you got to do, okay? 816 00:41:19,892 --> 00:41:22,861 # Just let your feelings roll on by # 817 00:41:22,895 --> 00:41:26,524 # On by # 818 00:41:27,066 --> 00:41:29,865 - # You know love # - Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. 819 00:41:29,903 --> 00:41:32,895 - # Is better than a song # - That way. 820 00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:40,272 # Love is where all of us belong # 821 00:41:41,616 --> 00:41:44,346 # So don't be shy # 822 00:41:44,385 --> 00:41:47,548 # Just let your feelings roll on by # 823 00:41:55,697 --> 00:41:57,130 Hey, Zack, you wanna play football? 824 00:41:57,165 --> 00:41:58,155 Hey, retard. 825 00:41:58,201 --> 00:42:00,192 Yeah, we see you. 826 00:42:00,236 --> 00:42:01,601 You little punks. 827 00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:09,906 Sir, is there a problem? 828 00:42:09,947 --> 00:42:11,005 Uh, no, no, no... 829 00:42:11,048 --> 00:42:13,983 not at... I'm just here to watch. 830 00:42:14,018 --> 00:42:15,110 Yeah, that's a problem. 831 00:42:15,152 --> 00:42:16,210 No, no, no. 832 00:42:16,253 --> 00:42:18,153 This is a total misunderstanding. 833 00:42:18,188 --> 00:42:20,453 This is not what it appears to be. 834 00:42:20,492 --> 00:42:23,222 Do you... I'm a new parent. 835 00:42:23,261 --> 00:42:24,250 That... That... 836 00:42:24,296 --> 00:42:25,729 He's my... He's my son... 837 00:42:25,764 --> 00:42:27,322 and it's his first day... 838 00:42:27,365 --> 00:42:28,560 and I was really concerned. 839 00:42:28,601 --> 00:42:30,466 I came to check on my daughter. 840 00:42:30,503 --> 00:42:31,765 Oh. 841 00:42:31,804 --> 00:42:33,965 That's my baby right there in the brown. 842 00:42:34,006 --> 00:42:36,133 - Driving the, uh... - Mm-hmm. 843 00:42:36,175 --> 00:42:37,199 Which one's yours? 844 00:42:39,479 --> 00:42:41,174 Over off on the side there... 845 00:42:42,249 --> 00:42:43,273 hanging upside down. 846 00:42:43,317 --> 00:42:44,978 - Weirdo. - I know. 847 00:42:46,853 --> 00:42:48,480 Good luck to you, sir. 848 00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:50,354 Yeah. 849 00:42:50,391 --> 00:42:52,882 He says he's counteracting earth's gravitational pull... 850 00:42:52,927 --> 00:42:56,021 because it impedes the blood flow to his brains. 851 00:42:56,064 --> 00:42:57,793 That's what the yogis believe. 852 00:42:57,832 --> 00:42:59,630 Yogis don't have to go to second grade. 853 00:42:59,668 --> 00:43:02,136 Hey, there's no harm in being a little eccentric. 854 00:43:02,171 --> 00:43:03,661 This I know. 855 00:43:06,742 --> 00:43:09,576 So, he thinks he's from Mars... 856 00:43:09,612 --> 00:43:12,137 and you write about Mars, that's great. 857 00:43:12,182 --> 00:43:15,777 A little Martian chose you to teach him about being human. 858 00:43:15,819 --> 00:43:19,186 Come on. He came to earth to document our existence. 859 00:43:21,759 --> 00:43:24,057 Listen, when I was 11 years old, I saw The Sound of Music... 860 00:43:24,095 --> 00:43:26,120 and from that moment on, I was convinced... 861 00:43:26,163 --> 00:43:28,358 I was the lost von Trapp sister. 862 00:43:28,399 --> 00:43:29,423 You? 863 00:43:31,003 --> 00:43:33,563 Yeah, but did you go to school in lederhosen? 864 00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:34,663 Yes, I did. 865 00:43:34,706 --> 00:43:36,765 That's a good look for you. 866 00:43:36,808 --> 00:43:39,368 - He's a sweet little boy... - Yeah. 867 00:43:39,411 --> 00:43:44,907 But, uh, he's not like the others. 868 00:43:44,951 --> 00:43:46,680 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 869 00:43:48,721 --> 00:43:49,745 The, uh, social worker says... 870 00:43:49,790 --> 00:43:51,052 he has above average intelligence... 871 00:43:51,091 --> 00:43:52,080 but, you know, I guess... 872 00:43:52,126 --> 00:43:55,254 it just takes time for him to adjust. 873 00:43:55,295 --> 00:43:57,559 He steals from the other children. 874 00:44:00,068 --> 00:44:01,865 Steals? 875 00:44:01,903 --> 00:44:06,602 We find things in his cubby: Shoes, pencils, retainers. 876 00:44:06,641 --> 00:44:08,973 Um, you know, Dennis has a really curious mind... 877 00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:10,205 and I think he just really needs... 878 00:44:10,246 --> 00:44:12,214 You know, if it were only... 879 00:44:12,248 --> 00:44:13,840 If it were only about the stealing... 880 00:44:13,883 --> 00:44:16,977 but Dennis needs special attention... 881 00:44:17,019 --> 00:44:19,954 that we're simply not equipped to offer here. 882 00:44:19,989 --> 00:44:21,582 What do you mean you're not equipped to offer? 883 00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:24,284 I'm sorry. 884 00:44:24,327 --> 00:44:26,318 About what? 885 00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:27,523 What are you saying? 886 00:44:27,564 --> 00:44:29,191 You're saying you're throwing him out? 887 00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:37,906 Well, that's really... 888 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:42,180 That's really cold. 889 00:44:45,551 --> 00:44:46,950 - Mr. Gordon. - Hi. 890 00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:48,919 Dennis and I had a nice, long chat. 891 00:44:48,954 --> 00:44:51,048 Good. How'd that go, pal? 892 00:44:51,091 --> 00:44:53,252 I'm an intelligent being. 893 00:44:53,293 --> 00:44:54,817 I completely agree. 894 00:44:54,861 --> 00:44:55,885 Yeah. 895 00:44:57,630 --> 00:44:59,757 Um, why don't you and I chat? 896 00:44:59,799 --> 00:45:01,597 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to wait here? 897 00:45:08,309 --> 00:45:10,004 What do I do for Dennis? 898 00:45:10,044 --> 00:45:11,842 I mean, to... 899 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:12,972 Do what you're doing. 900 00:45:13,014 --> 00:45:15,983 Just, you know, you got to give this some time. 901 00:45:16,017 --> 00:45:17,917 You know, doctor, I'm really concerned. 902 00:45:17,953 --> 00:45:20,945 I mean, he's not making any friends... 903 00:45:20,989 --> 00:45:24,050 and he's not relating to me particularly well... 904 00:45:24,093 --> 00:45:26,186 and he just got expelled from school for stealing... 905 00:45:26,229 --> 00:45:28,094 and he's a very isolated little guy. 906 00:45:28,131 --> 00:45:30,725 And when he, uh, you know, when he's vulnerable... 907 00:45:30,766 --> 00:45:33,736 and scared like that, I just... 908 00:45:33,770 --> 00:45:34,794 I mean, when he tells me... 909 00:45:34,838 --> 00:45:36,806 he thinks he's gonna float away. 910 00:45:38,442 --> 00:45:40,535 He probably thinks he's gonna float away... 911 00:45:40,577 --> 00:45:42,876 because he's very smart... 912 00:45:42,914 --> 00:45:44,279 and he sees that he's living in a world... 913 00:45:44,315 --> 00:45:47,614 where things and people do disappear. 914 00:45:50,688 --> 00:45:55,058 I could give him a prescription, but, honestly, I... 915 00:45:55,094 --> 00:45:58,962 I think that seeing how another intelligent being... 916 00:45:58,998 --> 00:46:01,023 keeps his feet on the ground... 917 00:46:01,066 --> 00:46:03,399 would be far more therapeutic for Dennis. 918 00:46:03,436 --> 00:46:06,462 Mr. Gordon, all parents feel... 919 00:46:06,506 --> 00:46:09,737 like they're the blind leading the blind. 920 00:46:09,776 --> 00:46:11,545 Sure. 921 00:46:11,611 --> 00:46:13,910 Listen, pal, I got to talk to you about something. 922 00:46:13,948 --> 00:46:19,409 Um, after Christmas break, we're gonna start a new school. 923 00:46:19,453 --> 00:46:21,512 And I want to see how you feel about it... 924 00:46:21,556 --> 00:46:25,288 because that can be kinda scary, startin' a new school... 925 00:46:25,327 --> 00:46:27,989 and, you know, your teacher thinks it's a good idea... 926 00:46:28,030 --> 00:46:29,657 and... and... and so do I. 927 00:46:29,698 --> 00:46:32,428 And, um... 928 00:46:32,467 --> 00:46:34,493 Uh... 929 00:46:34,537 --> 00:46:36,164 It's good to measure things, huh? 930 00:46:37,540 --> 00:46:39,337 Anyway, how do you feel about it? 931 00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:41,502 You okay to take a fresh start? 932 00:46:41,544 --> 00:46:43,513 Take a fresh run at a new school? 933 00:46:47,985 --> 00:46:49,714 Would you be up for that? 934 00:46:51,422 --> 00:46:52,684 Hmm? 935 00:46:54,359 --> 00:46:56,725 What are you looking at? 936 00:46:56,761 --> 00:46:58,888 That's where they found me... 937 00:46:58,930 --> 00:47:02,058 on the grass by the big, round building. 938 00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:04,069 It was raining. 939 00:47:06,339 --> 00:47:08,933 You know what's weird is that was so long ago... 940 00:47:08,975 --> 00:47:11,000 I would think you couldn't remember it. 941 00:47:11,043 --> 00:47:13,877 I couldn't, so how could you? 942 00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:16,974 They'll come back someday to get me. 943 00:47:17,017 --> 00:47:18,882 Like, like summer camp? 944 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:20,409 You don't believe me. 945 00:47:20,454 --> 00:47:24,357 So Martians can read minds, too, huh? 946 00:47:24,392 --> 00:47:27,259 Martians can do lots of things you can't. 947 00:47:27,295 --> 00:47:31,095 Besides changing traffic lights, what can you do? 948 00:47:31,132 --> 00:47:32,531 We can taste color. 949 00:47:34,203 --> 00:47:35,192 Okay. 950 00:47:35,237 --> 00:47:37,000 You can taste color. 951 00:47:37,039 --> 00:47:38,336 Prove it to me. 952 00:47:38,374 --> 00:47:40,399 Off with the glasses, close your eyes. 953 00:47:45,448 --> 00:47:47,416 They said this would happen. 954 00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:48,644 Open up. 955 00:47:49,953 --> 00:47:52,547 Open... Don't... You were lookin'. 956 00:47:52,589 --> 00:47:54,353 You were totally lookin'. 957 00:47:54,392 --> 00:47:57,054 Right, open up. Here we go. 958 00:47:58,129 --> 00:47:59,391 What color is it? 959 00:48:05,671 --> 00:48:06,695 Red. 960 00:48:06,738 --> 00:48:08,103 All right, but that one doesn't count... 961 00:48:08,140 --> 00:48:12,338 because we had obvious ethical complications. 962 00:48:12,377 --> 00:48:13,867 Open up. 963 00:48:20,586 --> 00:48:21,610 Green. 964 00:48:21,654 --> 00:48:23,349 Very good. 965 00:48:26,627 --> 00:48:28,185 Open up. 966 00:48:33,801 --> 00:48:34,860 Yellow. 967 00:48:34,903 --> 00:48:36,336 Yes, it was. 968 00:48:41,009 --> 00:48:42,101 This one? 969 00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:46,905 Well? 970 00:48:46,949 --> 00:48:49,679 I can't taste it. 971 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:50,913 It's blue. 972 00:48:50,953 --> 00:48:53,649 I know. I can't taste blue. 973 00:49:00,831 --> 00:49:02,264 A little too bright? 974 00:49:03,533 --> 00:49:05,502 Shade it back up. 975 00:49:12,110 --> 00:49:13,543 Come, Flomar. 976 00:49:13,578 --> 00:49:16,047 Did you just call Somewhere "Flomar"? 977 00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:19,312 It's Martian for "warm, furry friend. " 978 00:49:19,351 --> 00:49:21,683 He picked it. 979 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:23,119 Oh. 980 00:49:28,194 --> 00:49:29,456 All right. 981 00:49:29,496 --> 00:49:30,758 You want to get a glass of water for you? 982 00:49:30,797 --> 00:49:31,889 - No. - # Jingle bells # 983 00:49:31,931 --> 00:49:33,796 - No, thank you. # Jingle bells # 984 00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:36,098 Where do you... Where do you want him to sit? 985 00:49:36,137 --> 00:49:37,627 Hey, it doesn't matter. Anywhere you want. 986 00:49:37,671 --> 00:49:39,502 Be laissez-faire about it, right? 987 00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:41,098 Okay, does he have turkey... 988 00:49:41,142 --> 00:49:42,439 or should I get some Lucky Charms? 989 00:49:42,476 --> 00:49:45,343 I don't know. Ask boy wonder over there. 990 00:49:46,982 --> 00:49:48,074 Okay. 991 00:49:49,851 --> 00:49:52,820 Hey. Hey, Dennis. 992 00:49:52,854 --> 00:49:54,845 Do you want to have some turkey with us? 993 00:49:54,890 --> 00:49:59,055 I can't eat anything grown on Saturn's moons. 994 00:50:00,263 --> 00:50:02,322 - Hmm. - Well, then, I think you're safe here. 995 00:50:02,365 --> 00:50:04,663 That'll be great. 996 00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:06,566 Okay, buddy? 997 00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:14,436 You ever notice how far apart his eyes are actually set? 998 00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:15,672 No. 999 00:50:15,712 --> 00:50:17,840 Or that his ears are just a little bit pointy? 1000 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:19,076 Little bit. 1001 00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:20,482 David? 1002 00:50:23,755 --> 00:50:24,847 All this time I was thinking... 1003 00:50:24,889 --> 00:50:25,981 that I was no good as a father, right? 1004 00:50:26,024 --> 00:50:27,083 Uh-huh. 1005 00:50:27,126 --> 00:50:28,525 And that, you know, I was working the Mars... 1006 00:50:28,561 --> 00:50:29,585 as a metaphor angle. 1007 00:50:29,628 --> 00:50:31,027 But then I was thinking to myself... 1008 00:50:31,063 --> 00:50:32,428 what if that's not it? 1009 00:50:32,464 --> 00:50:35,399 What if he actually really is imbued, you know... 1010 00:50:35,434 --> 00:50:36,925 with some special... 1011 00:50:36,970 --> 00:50:39,803 You know, he could be a little medium. 1012 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,398 - David, you're hysterical. - I know. 1013 00:50:41,441 --> 00:50:43,602 See, everybody says, "Don't be hysterical. " 1014 00:50:43,643 --> 00:50:45,270 But I say, "Why not be hysterical?" 1015 00:50:45,312 --> 00:50:47,907 Hysterical is the new calm. 1016 00:50:47,949 --> 00:50:49,746 My wife dies, boom... 1017 00:50:49,784 --> 00:50:51,843 I go out and I adopt a kid from Neptune. 1018 00:50:51,886 --> 00:50:54,252 Should I just chill, or should I be hysterical? 1019 00:50:54,288 --> 00:50:55,516 You tell me. 1020 00:50:55,556 --> 00:50:57,286 I think hysteria is a way of life. 1021 00:50:57,326 --> 00:50:58,793 It's a clothing line at least. 1022 00:50:58,827 --> 00:50:59,987 I could stop writing... 1023 00:51:00,028 --> 00:51:01,086 not that I'm writing anyway. 1024 00:51:01,129 --> 00:51:04,530 David, I'm... I'm worrying about you. 1025 00:51:04,566 --> 00:51:05,931 Why? 1026 00:51:05,968 --> 00:51:07,732 Because I think what's really going on here... 1027 00:51:07,770 --> 00:51:10,933 is you guys are really struggling. 1028 00:51:10,974 --> 00:51:13,636 You think I don't know that? 1029 00:51:13,676 --> 00:51:15,405 I know that. 1030 00:51:18,782 --> 00:51:21,683 You know, you're still in a trial period. 1031 00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:23,516 I mean... 1032 00:51:23,554 --> 00:51:26,785 You can return him like a defective toaster, right? 1033 00:51:26,824 --> 00:51:28,087 Is that what you mean? 1034 00:51:29,761 --> 00:51:33,492 L... I guess what I'm trying to say is that I... 1035 00:51:33,531 --> 00:51:36,591 I know you see a lot of yourself in him... 1036 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,831 but, David, I was there. 1037 00:51:38,871 --> 00:51:41,305 You were weird, and you had problems... 1038 00:51:41,340 --> 00:51:44,207 but this kid is in a whole other league. 1039 00:51:44,243 --> 00:51:45,870 You know, what is so amazing about you... 1040 00:51:45,912 --> 00:51:48,006 is that you're right. 1041 00:51:48,048 --> 00:51:49,606 You're always right... 1042 00:51:49,650 --> 00:51:51,345 and you remember when you're right... 1043 00:51:51,385 --> 00:51:53,945 and you never let anybody else forget it. 1044 00:51:53,987 --> 00:51:55,614 I'm gonna just go out for a minute. 1045 00:51:57,491 --> 00:51:59,221 Hey, come on, Dennis. 1046 00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:00,522 Let's get out of here. 1047 00:52:00,561 --> 00:52:03,291 Gee, this was fun, huh? 1048 00:52:03,331 --> 00:52:04,696 A little later... 1049 00:52:04,732 --> 00:52:06,131 - David? - I can make you some Lucky Charms or something. 1050 00:52:06,167 --> 00:52:08,363 - David? David, don't. - That's okay. 1051 00:52:08,404 --> 00:52:10,463 - Come on, it's Christmas. - Well, you know, whatever. 1052 00:52:10,506 --> 00:52:11,666 - Of course, it is. - You know? 1053 00:52:11,707 --> 00:52:12,731 Where... Where you going? 1054 00:52:16,045 --> 00:52:17,535 David? 1055 00:52:17,579 --> 00:52:18,638 Come on. 1056 00:52:18,682 --> 00:52:19,774 Hey. 1057 00:52:19,816 --> 00:52:22,478 Come on. I'm sorry. I didn't mean... 1058 00:52:22,519 --> 00:52:23,986 Well, "trial period," is that a code? 1059 00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:25,487 - Okay. - Some kind of code? 1060 00:52:25,522 --> 00:52:26,580 'Cause you said that. 1061 00:52:26,623 --> 00:52:28,022 - I know. - L... You know what? 1062 00:52:28,058 --> 00:52:29,151 I, I, I... 1063 00:52:29,193 --> 00:52:30,182 Everything's okay. Everything's cool. 1064 00:52:30,227 --> 00:52:31,717 - I was just trying... - You know, I'm just tired. 1065 00:52:31,762 --> 00:52:32,751 I'm just tired. 1066 00:52:32,797 --> 00:52:35,459 But it's Christmas, David. 1067 00:52:35,499 --> 00:52:37,626 - No. We'll come over tomorrow. - Just relax. 1068 00:52:37,668 --> 00:52:38,760 We'll come over tomorrow, okay? 1069 00:54:25,287 --> 00:54:26,481 Dennis! 1070 00:54:28,290 --> 00:54:29,416 Was I bad? 1071 00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:31,051 No, you weren't bad... 1072 00:54:31,094 --> 00:54:32,561 and you got to stop saying that, all right? 1073 00:54:32,595 --> 00:54:34,119 I don't want you to cut your feet. 1074 00:54:34,163 --> 00:54:36,290 And Daddy's... 1075 00:54:36,332 --> 00:54:37,594 I'm in here working. 1076 00:54:38,935 --> 00:54:41,837 We got to put this camera away for a little while, okay? 1077 00:54:41,872 --> 00:54:43,464 But I haven't finished my mission. 1078 00:54:43,507 --> 00:54:45,998 Well, you have for today. 1079 00:54:46,043 --> 00:54:48,910 But I haven't finished my mission! 1080 00:54:48,946 --> 00:54:50,413 Give me my camera back! 1081 00:54:50,447 --> 00:54:51,574 I need it! 1082 00:54:51,616 --> 00:54:54,449 Hey, you got to calm down. 1083 00:54:54,486 --> 00:54:56,886 I have to go to work, or you can go to your room. 1084 00:54:57,889 --> 00:55:01,257 You're gonna send me away, aren't you? 1085 00:55:02,561 --> 00:55:04,392 Dennis, why would I send you away? 1086 00:55:06,065 --> 00:55:10,399 Because you're mad at me because I broke your stuff. 1087 00:55:11,370 --> 00:55:13,236 Dennis, I don't care about any of that stuff. 1088 00:55:14,608 --> 00:55:15,939 This is stuff. 1089 00:55:17,177 --> 00:55:18,371 There's nothing you can do... 1090 00:55:18,411 --> 00:55:19,776 that would ever change the way I feel. 1091 00:55:21,281 --> 00:55:22,408 Do you understand? 1092 00:55:23,851 --> 00:55:25,614 Not gonna ever send you away. 1093 00:55:27,622 --> 00:55:29,283 Look, this is just stuff. 1094 00:55:45,742 --> 00:55:47,642 Come on, break it like you mean it. 1095 00:55:48,811 --> 00:55:50,574 One more. 1096 00:55:50,613 --> 00:55:51,875 Let it go, buddy. 1097 00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,243 Here's two. Oh, just one. 1098 00:55:55,286 --> 00:55:57,117 Nice one! Over the head... 1099 00:55:57,154 --> 00:55:58,212 over the head, big time. 1100 00:55:58,255 --> 00:56:00,917 Like the Greeks. 1101 00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:03,154 That feels so good. 1102 00:56:03,195 --> 00:56:04,287 No, not that plate! 1103 00:56:04,329 --> 00:56:06,126 I got an idea, but we'll still have fun. 1104 00:56:06,164 --> 00:56:07,392 We'll still have fun. 1105 00:56:12,304 --> 00:56:14,398 I'm sorry. I'm just trying to have... 1106 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,169 I'm just trying to have... I'm so sorry. 1107 00:56:16,209 --> 00:56:17,267 I was just trying to have fun, buddy. 1108 00:56:18,644 --> 00:56:20,077 What's that laugh? 1109 00:56:20,112 --> 00:56:21,909 Oh, oh, oh! 1110 00:56:28,422 --> 00:56:30,049 Oh, my, oh! 1111 00:56:30,090 --> 00:56:31,523 I will wail on you! 1112 00:56:31,558 --> 00:56:33,151 This is war! 1113 00:56:33,194 --> 00:56:35,321 - This is war! - Whoa! 1114 00:56:35,363 --> 00:56:36,762 Whoa! 1115 00:56:41,002 --> 00:56:42,469 Uh-Oh. 1116 00:56:44,873 --> 00:56:47,637 Uh, just stay here. 1117 00:56:53,817 --> 00:56:55,045 Pss pss... 1118 00:57:00,056 --> 00:57:01,819 Hey, Mr. Lefkowitz, uh, come on in. 1119 00:57:01,858 --> 00:57:04,987 Uh, what a surprise. Happy holidays. 1120 00:57:05,029 --> 00:57:06,860 Thank you. You, too. 1121 00:57:06,897 --> 00:57:11,300 Uh, we were just, uh, having, uh... 1122 00:57:11,335 --> 00:57:12,461 just having some fun. 1123 00:57:12,503 --> 00:57:13,835 Sort of a, uh... 1124 00:57:13,872 --> 00:57:16,898 It's a breakthrough, you could say. 1125 00:57:16,942 --> 00:57:18,068 Nice to see you. 1126 00:57:18,110 --> 00:57:21,876 Very, uh, vigilant of you to come during the holidays. 1127 00:57:21,913 --> 00:57:24,041 I heard there was a little trouble at school. 1128 00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:26,881 Just a little trouble. 1129 00:57:26,919 --> 00:57:28,580 Nothing we can't handle. 1130 00:57:28,621 --> 00:57:29,645 Right? 1131 00:57:29,689 --> 00:57:30,713 Would you mind very much... 1132 00:57:30,757 --> 00:57:32,725 if Dennis and I went up to his room? 1133 00:57:32,759 --> 00:57:33,852 Maybe he could show me his room. 1134 00:57:33,894 --> 00:57:35,555 We could chat for a bit. 1135 00:57:38,565 --> 00:57:40,897 No, I wouldn't mind. Would you mind? 1136 00:57:40,934 --> 00:57:43,095 Would that be okay, Dennis? 1137 00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:47,237 I think it's okay with Dennis. 1138 00:57:47,275 --> 00:57:48,572 Good. 1139 00:57:48,610 --> 00:57:49,838 Where's your room, Dennis? 1140 00:57:49,878 --> 00:57:50,867 It's downstairs. 1141 00:57:50,912 --> 00:57:52,777 He'll show you. 1142 00:57:52,814 --> 00:57:54,008 Thank you. 1143 00:57:57,186 --> 00:57:58,710 Following you. 1144 00:58:00,723 --> 00:58:01,747 Everything is... 1145 00:58:09,266 --> 00:58:10,358 Everything all right? 1146 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,425 Hey, you knew about this stuff? 1147 00:58:12,469 --> 00:58:16,770 Uh, we're just gonna turn that off real quick. 1148 00:58:16,808 --> 00:58:18,969 Yeah, yeah, sure, we're, we're, um... 1149 00:58:19,010 --> 00:58:20,739 Have you seen this? 1150 00:58:20,778 --> 00:58:22,609 Yeah, yeah, I know all about this. 1151 00:58:22,647 --> 00:58:25,481 This is a science project that we're working on. 1152 00:58:25,517 --> 00:58:26,814 Kind of a whole transformation... 1153 00:58:26,852 --> 00:58:28,251 and decay kind of a thing. 1154 00:58:28,287 --> 00:58:29,345 We take all the stuff from the house... 1155 00:58:29,388 --> 00:58:30,412 and we put it in the baggies. 1156 00:58:30,456 --> 00:58:33,186 We take photos of it, and we put it away... 1157 00:58:33,225 --> 00:58:34,214 then we come back to it. 1158 00:58:34,259 --> 00:58:36,626 Uh, Dennis and I... Uh, Dennis mostly... 1159 00:58:36,663 --> 00:58:38,460 He'd study how it's... 1160 00:58:39,532 --> 00:58:40,521 See, we're doin' it right now. 1161 00:58:40,567 --> 00:58:41,556 Car keys. 1162 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:42,898 - Sure. - You know, car keys. 1163 00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:44,801 - Yours? - Yeah, they are. 1164 00:58:44,838 --> 00:58:46,602 Passport, yours? 1165 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:47,732 I knew about that, too. 1166 00:58:47,775 --> 00:58:49,606 It's amazing how much a passport can decay. 1167 00:58:49,643 --> 00:58:50,667 Everything's good. Everything's fine here. 1168 00:58:50,711 --> 00:58:51,735 Everything's great. 1169 00:58:51,779 --> 00:58:53,474 We just try to do the things and see... 1170 00:58:53,514 --> 00:58:55,210 how they have transformed and decayed or not. 1171 00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:56,911 - Lf... - Sometimes they don't. 1172 00:58:56,952 --> 00:58:58,044 We could just talk in private. 1173 00:58:58,086 --> 00:58:59,144 Yeah. 1174 00:58:59,187 --> 00:59:02,088 Good. Excuse us one second, Dennis. 1175 00:59:02,124 --> 00:59:03,250 Outside. 1176 00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:04,758 Please. 1177 00:59:04,793 --> 00:59:07,820 I'm just a little bit concerned here, Mr. Gordon. 1178 00:59:07,864 --> 00:59:10,196 You seem to suffer from a syndrome... 1179 00:59:10,233 --> 00:59:12,463 many adopting parents experience. 1180 00:59:12,502 --> 00:59:13,833 Shock? 1181 00:59:13,870 --> 00:59:15,600 You're so eager to become the child's friend... 1182 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:17,470 you forget to be a parent. 1183 00:59:17,508 --> 00:59:19,203 And Dennis needs a parent right now. 1184 00:59:19,243 --> 00:59:20,642 He needs a strong role model. 1185 00:59:20,677 --> 00:59:23,669 He needs someone to bring him down to earth. 1186 00:59:23,714 --> 00:59:25,774 He's been stealing again. 1187 00:59:25,817 --> 00:59:27,216 He's been expelled from school. 1188 00:59:27,252 --> 00:59:28,651 I think "expelled" is a harsh word. 1189 00:59:28,686 --> 00:59:30,449 I think there was a consensus reached... 1190 00:59:30,488 --> 00:59:32,046 that it wasn't the right place for him. 1191 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:34,285 Yeah, a consensus includes me. 1192 00:59:34,325 --> 00:59:36,055 The principal gave me no option. 1193 00:59:36,095 --> 00:59:40,156 L... I should have called, and I apologize for that. 1194 00:59:40,199 --> 00:59:42,394 I'm gonna move your case up for a review. 1195 00:59:42,435 --> 00:59:44,801 You'll be notified by mail. 1196 00:59:44,837 --> 00:59:47,033 I'll let myself out. 1197 00:59:50,677 --> 00:59:53,305 Mr. Lefkowitz, I do know... 1198 00:59:53,346 --> 00:59:54,608 that there's no one on this planet... 1199 00:59:54,648 --> 00:59:57,641 that loves Dennis any more than I do. 1200 00:59:57,685 --> 00:59:59,209 I know that. 1201 01:00:09,197 --> 01:00:12,428 These pictures are mine. 1202 01:00:14,102 --> 01:00:16,570 And they're really important to me. 1203 01:00:16,606 --> 01:00:19,700 And I need to understand why you took 'em. 1204 01:00:19,742 --> 01:00:21,073 Will you tell me? 1205 01:00:21,110 --> 01:00:23,670 Please, I need you to tell me. 1206 01:00:23,713 --> 01:00:26,113 Because you love her so much. 1207 01:00:29,753 --> 01:00:30,777 Hmm. 1208 01:00:36,093 --> 01:00:37,891 Ahem, that's really true... 1209 01:00:37,929 --> 01:00:42,025 but that doesn't change the way I feel about you, pal. 1210 01:00:44,169 --> 01:00:45,568 Not even a little. 1211 01:00:51,711 --> 01:00:53,406 You know, Mr. Lefkowitz isn't sure... 1212 01:00:53,446 --> 01:00:56,313 that it's such a good idea that you stay here... 1213 01:00:56,349 --> 01:00:58,375 so we gotta make him happy. 1214 01:01:00,354 --> 01:01:03,687 So when you're here at home, it's okay to be from Mars. 1215 01:01:04,891 --> 01:01:05,880 But when you're out there... 1216 01:01:05,926 --> 01:01:08,293 with the rest of the earthlings... 1217 01:01:08,329 --> 01:01:10,388 you know, you gotta go by earth rules. 1218 01:01:11,599 --> 01:01:18,062 But what we will never do is we will never, ever... 1219 01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:23,409 ever, ever, ever, ever give up. 1220 01:01:23,445 --> 01:01:25,675 Winston Churchill said that, I think. 1221 01:01:27,449 --> 01:01:28,815 There's one other thing. 1222 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:31,252 It's really serious. 1223 01:01:31,287 --> 01:01:33,881 Will you please teach me... 1224 01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:36,585 how to do that disidney-grate thing? 1225 01:01:39,330 --> 01:01:40,422 How you do it? 1226 01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:43,728 You'll get it. 1227 01:01:55,547 --> 01:01:56,707 We have to do this. 1228 01:01:56,748 --> 01:01:57,874 I can't. You do it. 1229 01:01:57,916 --> 01:02:01,478 I think it should be this shirt with these. 1230 01:02:01,521 --> 01:02:03,284 Okay. 1231 01:02:04,757 --> 01:02:06,122 It looks hot on you. 1232 01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:09,553 He'll look devastating. 1233 01:02:09,596 --> 01:02:11,086 He will. He will. That's fine. 1234 01:02:11,131 --> 01:02:13,395 - That's fine. - Right? 1235 01:02:13,434 --> 01:02:15,595 What age do they start making fun of you... 1236 01:02:15,636 --> 01:02:16,864 if you wear the wrong clothes? 1237 01:02:16,904 --> 01:02:17,893 - I don't know. - You know, like, uh... 1238 01:02:17,938 --> 01:02:18,928 if you're not cool. What... What... 1239 01:02:18,973 --> 01:02:19,962 - Fifth grade? - Fifth grade? 1240 01:02:20,008 --> 01:02:21,441 That's when I started wearing... 1241 01:02:21,476 --> 01:02:24,445 my rainbow-colored leg warmers every day. 1242 01:02:24,479 --> 01:02:27,243 Pretty much solidified my role as the weird girl... 1243 01:02:27,282 --> 01:02:28,271 who sat in the back of class... 1244 01:02:28,316 --> 01:02:30,012 drawing Smurfs until ninth grade. 1245 01:02:33,155 --> 01:02:34,486 But... 1246 01:02:35,558 --> 01:02:36,650 But what? 1247 01:02:38,260 --> 01:02:39,990 Maybe it's not supposed to be easy. 1248 01:02:40,030 --> 01:02:41,292 I mean, maybe the ones who have it easy... 1249 01:02:41,331 --> 01:02:42,889 they're missing part of the adventure. 1250 01:02:42,933 --> 01:02:44,332 Ah. 1251 01:02:44,367 --> 01:02:46,892 Don't you think all the truly fascinating people... 1252 01:02:46,937 --> 01:02:49,406 in the world probably had dysfunctional childhoods? 1253 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:50,668 You sold me. I'm gonna send him to school... 1254 01:02:50,708 --> 01:02:52,300 in the rainbow-colored leg warmers. 1255 01:02:52,343 --> 01:02:53,367 - Please don't. - I will. 1256 01:02:53,411 --> 01:02:55,140 I'm not that fascinating. 1257 01:02:58,216 --> 01:02:59,775 Uh, thing about it is... 1258 01:02:59,818 --> 01:03:01,445 I just worry about him all the time. 1259 01:03:01,487 --> 01:03:03,250 It's the curse of being a parent. 1260 01:03:04,990 --> 01:03:07,959 I think Dennis is happier than he's been in a long time. 1261 01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:09,153 Yeah. 1262 01:03:12,165 --> 01:03:13,792 I think you are, too. 1263 01:03:23,177 --> 01:03:24,371 I should go. 1264 01:03:24,411 --> 01:03:26,106 It's late, and I'm tired. 1265 01:03:26,147 --> 01:03:27,136 Do you want me to make some coffee... 1266 01:03:27,181 --> 01:03:29,274 for the ride home or something or... 1267 01:03:29,316 --> 01:03:30,841 or you could just stay here. 1268 01:03:32,354 --> 01:03:33,446 In the guest bedroom. 1269 01:03:33,488 --> 01:03:35,649 You don't have a guest bedroom. 1270 01:03:35,690 --> 01:03:37,021 That's right. Best you were on the couch. 1271 01:03:37,058 --> 01:03:38,082 I didn't... Believe me, that... 1272 01:03:38,126 --> 01:03:39,252 That's not what I meant. 1273 01:03:39,294 --> 01:03:40,319 That was the furthest... 1274 01:03:40,363 --> 01:03:42,593 furthest thing from my mind. Really. 1275 01:03:42,632 --> 01:03:43,929 Oh, really? The furthest? 1276 01:03:43,966 --> 01:03:45,831 Well, not the furthest thing from my mind. 1277 01:03:45,868 --> 01:03:48,132 There's just things that are a little further away... 1278 01:03:48,171 --> 01:03:50,504 like smallpox or, you know. 1279 01:03:50,541 --> 01:03:52,668 It's really... 1280 01:03:52,709 --> 01:03:53,767 I gotta go. 1281 01:03:53,810 --> 01:03:55,539 I gotta go feed the goldfish. 1282 01:03:55,579 --> 01:03:56,978 The goldfish? 1283 01:03:57,014 --> 01:03:59,346 I'm taking care of my neighbor's goldfish. 1284 01:03:59,383 --> 01:04:00,908 Your neighbor's. 1285 01:04:00,952 --> 01:04:02,078 - Yes. - I see. 1286 01:04:04,389 --> 01:04:05,947 Uh, uh... 1287 01:04:05,990 --> 01:04:08,151 They need to get fed. 1288 01:04:08,193 --> 01:04:09,387 Goldfish, huh? 1289 01:04:18,537 --> 01:04:19,936 - Good night. - Yeah. 1290 01:04:21,408 --> 01:04:22,500 Uh... oh. 1291 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,338 You okay? 1292 01:04:25,378 --> 01:04:26,367 Uh, yeah. Are you okay? 1293 01:04:26,413 --> 01:04:27,675 I don't know. 1294 01:04:27,714 --> 01:04:29,682 You are. You look okay. 1295 01:04:29,716 --> 01:04:30,910 - So do you. - Okay. Bye. 1296 01:04:30,952 --> 01:04:32,044 You look great. 1297 01:04:32,086 --> 01:04:33,246 - What? - You look good. 1298 01:04:33,287 --> 01:04:34,515 Oh, you, too. 1299 01:04:47,903 --> 01:04:49,632 You look great. 1300 01:04:49,671 --> 01:04:51,036 Great. 1301 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:53,937 It's a cloudy day. 1302 01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:55,171 I know. 1303 01:04:55,211 --> 01:04:57,771 That's why you don't need all that sun block. 1304 01:04:57,814 --> 01:04:59,679 I do have a little bit of bad news, though. 1305 01:04:59,716 --> 01:05:03,312 We're gonna have to do without the holding-down belt. 1306 01:05:03,354 --> 01:05:05,948 But I'll float away. 1307 01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:08,185 I don't know much, but I know this. 1308 01:05:08,225 --> 01:05:10,955 You will not float away. 1309 01:05:10,995 --> 01:05:11,985 Promise? 1310 01:05:12,030 --> 01:05:13,054 Guarantee it. 1311 01:05:14,733 --> 01:05:15,722 But you know... Come on. 1312 01:05:15,767 --> 01:05:17,291 You know, what I was gonna tell you is... 1313 01:05:17,335 --> 01:05:18,802 I don't know if I ever told you this... 1314 01:05:18,837 --> 01:05:21,704 but when I was a kid, I used to pretend... 1315 01:05:21,740 --> 01:05:23,436 like I was from another planet. 1316 01:05:23,476 --> 01:05:25,239 Why did you do that? 1317 01:05:25,278 --> 01:05:26,836 Well, I was going to a new school... 1318 01:05:26,879 --> 01:05:27,903 and I was nervous... 1319 01:05:27,947 --> 01:05:29,244 and I wanted people to like me... 1320 01:05:29,282 --> 01:05:33,344 and, you know, I was afraid I wouldn't fit in and... 1321 01:05:33,387 --> 01:05:34,513 Did you wear a hat? 1322 01:05:36,790 --> 01:05:38,724 Um, yeah. 1323 01:05:38,759 --> 01:05:39,885 Yeah, sometimes I did... 1324 01:05:39,926 --> 01:05:41,154 'cause it was Chicago, and it was cold... 1325 01:05:41,194 --> 01:05:42,492 so sometimes I wore a hat. 1326 01:05:44,265 --> 01:05:46,495 You shouldn't have worn a hat. 1327 01:05:48,636 --> 01:05:49,864 There it is. 1328 01:05:49,904 --> 01:05:51,997 Well, anyway, after a while... 1329 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:55,568 I learned to be a little bit more like everybody else... 1330 01:05:55,611 --> 01:05:56,976 and to fit in a little bit. 1331 01:05:57,012 --> 01:05:59,674 And you know what? It wasn't so bad. 1332 01:05:59,715 --> 01:06:02,343 It really wasn't so bad. 1333 01:06:02,384 --> 01:06:04,717 Is it good to be like everyone else? 1334 01:06:06,389 --> 01:06:08,721 That's a really good question. 1335 01:06:08,758 --> 01:06:11,659 Um, which is usually what adults say... 1336 01:06:11,695 --> 01:06:12,856 when they don't have the answer. 1337 01:06:14,699 --> 01:06:18,135 I think what's important right now to remember... 1338 01:06:18,169 --> 01:06:20,660 is that you need to learn stuff. 1339 01:06:20,705 --> 01:06:22,172 About human beingness. 1340 01:06:22,206 --> 01:06:23,469 Exactly right. 1341 01:06:23,508 --> 01:06:25,703 Instead of, you know... 1342 01:06:25,744 --> 01:06:26,972 Human Martianness. 1343 01:06:27,012 --> 01:06:30,846 Which you already know a lot about, right? 1344 01:06:30,882 --> 01:06:32,281 - You're welcome. - Hi, Miss Margie. 1345 01:06:32,317 --> 01:06:33,876 Mr. Gordon, hi. 1346 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:36,650 Nice to see you. Do you remember Dennis? 1347 01:06:36,689 --> 01:06:38,281 - Hello, Dennis. - Miss Margie. 1348 01:06:38,324 --> 01:06:40,758 Don't worry. We're all very nice here. 1349 01:06:43,029 --> 01:06:45,464 Hey, listen, pal. 1350 01:06:45,499 --> 01:06:48,229 If you feel like you're nervous or you can't handle it... 1351 01:06:48,268 --> 01:06:49,394 I'm gonna be right out there... 1352 01:06:49,436 --> 01:06:51,097 and you can come get me in the car. 1353 01:06:54,776 --> 01:06:57,472 What if I don't feel good after you leave? 1354 01:06:57,512 --> 01:06:58,501 Well, you can come get me. 1355 01:06:58,546 --> 01:07:00,070 I'll be there all day. 1356 01:07:02,050 --> 01:07:03,814 - All day? - Mm-hmm. 1357 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,218 All day. 1358 01:07:05,254 --> 01:07:08,348 Okay. Your daddy has to go now, Dennis. 1359 01:07:08,391 --> 01:07:09,415 Okay? 1360 01:07:12,461 --> 01:07:14,396 Okay, here you go, pal. 1361 01:07:15,665 --> 01:07:16,859 We're a little nervous... 1362 01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:18,595 'cause we don't have our weight belt today. 1363 01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:21,126 We're havin' gravity issues. 1364 01:07:21,171 --> 01:07:22,695 Okay, pal. 1365 01:08:10,826 --> 01:08:12,760 "And the radios crackled up and down the line... 1366 01:08:12,794 --> 01:08:15,161 "as the fighter lords received the command... 1367 01:08:15,198 --> 01:08:17,860 "and turned to their soldiers instructing... 1368 01:08:17,900 --> 01:08:20,061 "Fall where you stand. 1369 01:08:20,102 --> 01:08:23,162 "Fall where you stand. " 1370 01:08:27,845 --> 01:08:30,405 And that is enough of Dracoban for one night. 1371 01:08:30,447 --> 01:08:33,541 Good night, sweet prince. 1372 01:08:42,727 --> 01:08:48,291 # Shinin' like a work of art # 1373 01:08:49,902 --> 01:08:55,671 # Hangin' on a wall of stars # 1374 01:08:56,943 --> 01:09:03,143 # Are you what I think you are? # 1375 01:09:09,023 --> 01:09:14,484 # You're my satellite # 1376 01:09:16,131 --> 01:09:22,468 # You're riding with me tonight # 1377 01:09:22,504 --> 01:09:25,941 # Passenger side, lighting the sky # 1378 01:09:25,975 --> 01:09:30,378 # Always the first star that I find # 1379 01:09:30,413 --> 01:09:36,114 # You're my satellite # 1380 01:09:49,234 --> 01:09:54,797 # You're my satellite # 1381 01:09:56,041 --> 01:10:03,175 # You're my satellite # 1382 01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:07,154 Nice talk. 1383 01:10:14,828 --> 01:10:17,663 David! 1384 01:10:17,699 --> 01:10:18,723 Yeah! 1385 01:10:22,003 --> 01:10:23,368 I'm coming! 1386 01:10:27,509 --> 01:10:29,067 Dennis, you okay, pal? What's wrong? 1387 01:10:29,111 --> 01:10:30,578 What's wrong? What's wrong? 1388 01:10:30,613 --> 01:10:32,240 Flomar. 1389 01:10:35,684 --> 01:10:37,277 Somewhere? 1390 01:10:42,058 --> 01:10:43,116 Ohh. 1391 01:10:43,159 --> 01:10:44,649 What's wrong with him? 1392 01:10:46,796 --> 01:10:48,321 Oh, Somewhere. 1393 01:10:49,266 --> 01:10:50,631 What happened? 1394 01:10:50,668 --> 01:10:52,295 Is he okay? 1395 01:10:54,805 --> 01:10:55,794 No, no. 1396 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,205 He died. 1397 01:10:58,977 --> 01:11:00,069 Died? 1398 01:11:10,089 --> 01:11:11,113 Damn it. 1399 01:11:54,771 --> 01:11:55,760 Hey, let's go for a ride. 1400 01:11:55,806 --> 01:11:56,795 Let's go for a ride. 1401 01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:57,829 Let's get out of here. 1402 01:11:57,874 --> 01:11:59,103 We'll go look at the stars. 1403 01:11:59,143 --> 01:12:00,576 Come on, pal. 1404 01:12:01,913 --> 01:12:03,346 When I was a little boy like you... 1405 01:12:03,381 --> 01:12:05,076 I used to think when you lost somebody... 1406 01:12:05,116 --> 01:12:06,276 they would go up there in the stars... 1407 01:12:06,317 --> 01:12:07,511 and you can't see 'em anymore... 1408 01:12:07,552 --> 01:12:09,714 but you can talk to 'em, and they can hear you. 1409 01:12:12,124 --> 01:12:13,557 Is that why you were crying... 1410 01:12:13,592 --> 01:12:16,857 because you won't see Flomar anymore? 1411 01:12:18,797 --> 01:12:20,129 When you love somebody... 1412 01:12:20,166 --> 01:12:22,464 it's really hard when you can't see 'em anymore. 1413 01:12:27,941 --> 01:12:29,671 Do you talk to Mary? 1414 01:12:31,979 --> 01:12:34,971 In a way I do, yeah, all the time. 1415 01:12:38,519 --> 01:12:40,147 That's probably why I come out here. 1416 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,761 I can see Mars. 1417 01:12:47,796 --> 01:12:50,027 Get out. Where? I can't see it. 1418 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,994 Oh, that's a good eye. 1419 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,672 What do you think of when you see Mars? 1420 01:13:00,711 --> 01:13:03,578 That my mission is almost over. 1421 01:13:03,614 --> 01:13:05,582 I'll be going back soon... 1422 01:13:05,616 --> 01:13:08,278 and then everything will go back to normal. 1423 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:11,746 Dennis, can I just say one last thing about Mars... 1424 01:13:11,790 --> 01:13:12,916 which may be strange... 1425 01:13:12,957 --> 01:13:14,288 coming from a science fiction writer... 1426 01:13:14,325 --> 01:13:16,225 but, right now, you and me, here... 1427 01:13:16,261 --> 01:13:18,320 put together entirely from atoms... 1428 01:13:18,363 --> 01:13:22,664 sitting on this round rock with a core of liquid iron... 1429 01:13:22,701 --> 01:13:26,467 held down by this force, that so troubles you, called gravity... 1430 01:13:26,505 --> 01:13:27,767 all the while spinning around the sun... 1431 01:13:27,807 --> 01:13:29,365 at 67,000 miles an hour... 1432 01:13:29,408 --> 01:13:31,172 and whizzing through the Milky Way... 1433 01:13:31,211 --> 01:13:33,202 at 600,000 miles an hour... 1434 01:13:33,246 --> 01:13:36,238 in a universe that very well may be chasing its own tail... 1435 01:13:36,283 --> 01:13:38,444 at the speed of light. 1436 01:13:38,485 --> 01:13:41,250 And amidst all this frantic activity... 1437 01:13:41,289 --> 01:13:43,120 fully cognizant of our own imminent demise... 1438 01:13:43,157 --> 01:13:44,385 which is a very pretty way of saying... 1439 01:13:44,425 --> 01:13:47,451 we all know we're gonna die... 1440 01:13:47,495 --> 01:13:50,328 we reach out to one another. 1441 01:13:52,267 --> 01:13:53,996 Sometimes for the sake of vanity... 1442 01:13:54,036 --> 01:13:55,401 sometimes for reasons... 1443 01:13:55,437 --> 01:13:57,701 you're not old enough to understand yet... 1444 01:13:57,739 --> 01:13:58,967 but a lot of the time... 1445 01:13:59,007 --> 01:14:03,138 we just reach out and expect nothing in return. 1446 01:14:04,948 --> 01:14:06,381 Isn't that strange? 1447 01:14:08,318 --> 01:14:09,945 Isn't that weird? 1448 01:14:11,989 --> 01:14:13,650 Isn't that weird enough? 1449 01:14:16,126 --> 01:14:18,458 What the heck do you need to be from Mars for? 1450 01:14:34,981 --> 01:14:37,745 So, look, we're just gonna talk to 'em... 1451 01:14:37,783 --> 01:14:39,910 and we're gonna tell 'em about all of the human stuff... 1452 01:14:39,952 --> 01:14:44,253 we like to do, and, you know... 1453 01:14:44,291 --> 01:14:45,690 it'll be over before you know it... 1454 01:14:45,726 --> 01:14:49,162 and everything will be fine. 1455 01:14:49,196 --> 01:14:50,561 Okay, deal? 1456 01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:54,824 'Cause if I'm myself... 1457 01:14:54,869 --> 01:14:56,700 they won't let me to stay with you. 1458 01:14:59,841 --> 01:15:01,673 No. No, no. 1459 01:15:01,710 --> 01:15:02,734 Hey. 1460 01:15:12,956 --> 01:15:14,890 Whatever you say, it's gonna be okay. 1461 01:15:19,629 --> 01:15:21,654 I love you very, very much. 1462 01:15:25,102 --> 01:15:27,093 Ah, you got your ankle weights there. 1463 01:15:32,411 --> 01:15:33,469 Be yourself. 1464 01:15:34,813 --> 01:15:37,543 - Come on. - Hey. 1465 01:15:37,582 --> 01:15:38,913 - Hi, Sophe. - Hi. 1466 01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:41,215 Okay, come with me, huh? 1467 01:15:41,253 --> 01:15:43,313 It's gonna be okay. 1468 01:15:43,356 --> 01:15:44,880 Let me go get some coffee here. 1469 01:15:44,924 --> 01:15:46,516 It's all all right. 1470 01:15:54,468 --> 01:15:59,167 So, Dennis, how you getting along at school? 1471 01:16:00,975 --> 01:16:01,999 Okay. 1472 01:16:03,078 --> 01:16:05,273 Is there something you want to tell us about? 1473 01:16:06,715 --> 01:16:08,512 No. 1474 01:16:10,185 --> 01:16:12,619 You don't seem very happy today, Dennis. 1475 01:16:15,858 --> 01:16:17,485 I'm stellar. 1476 01:16:24,201 --> 01:16:26,829 So, um, all this moving from school to school... 1477 01:16:26,870 --> 01:16:29,532 how... how's... how's that been for you? 1478 01:16:29,573 --> 01:16:32,303 Mm, there's been some rough times... 1479 01:16:32,342 --> 01:16:33,833 but the important thing... 1480 01:16:33,878 --> 01:16:37,837 is to, um, you have to face your problems... 1481 01:16:37,882 --> 01:16:42,512 and you should never ever, ever, ever... 1482 01:16:42,553 --> 01:16:46,581 ever, ever give up. 1483 01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:50,026 Never ever, ever, ever. 1484 01:16:51,830 --> 01:16:53,924 Winston Churchill said that... 1485 01:16:53,967 --> 01:16:56,128 I think. 1486 01:16:56,169 --> 01:16:58,637 Winston Churchill, he was a very smart man, huh? 1487 01:17:00,173 --> 01:17:02,903 Hey, Dennis, when we've spoken before... 1488 01:17:02,942 --> 01:17:05,275 you... you said that you were from another planet. 1489 01:17:05,312 --> 01:17:06,301 Mars. 1490 01:17:06,347 --> 01:17:08,281 Mars, right. 1491 01:17:08,315 --> 01:17:10,112 Zepper nicki whawok. 1492 01:17:10,151 --> 01:17:12,415 Trans fobo medio. 1493 01:17:18,994 --> 01:17:20,859 Sometimes it's okay to pretend... 1494 01:17:20,896 --> 01:17:23,456 and sometimes it isn't. 1495 01:17:23,498 --> 01:17:26,434 So you... You were just pretending? 1496 01:17:26,469 --> 01:17:28,027 Uh-huh. 1497 01:17:29,705 --> 01:17:32,640 And then I started doing science... 1498 01:17:32,675 --> 01:17:36,544 and I realized we were spinning around the sun... 1499 01:17:36,580 --> 01:17:43,679 at 67,000 miles an hour... 1500 01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:45,916 held in place by gravity. 1501 01:17:45,957 --> 01:17:49,620 So what the heck do I need to be from Mars for? 1502 01:17:50,595 --> 01:17:52,825 I think it was because I didn't fit in. 1503 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:59,533 And then I started to learn how to be like everyone else. 1504 01:18:01,474 --> 01:18:02,941 Dennis, did, um... 1505 01:18:02,975 --> 01:18:08,243 Did Mr. Gordon coach you on... on what to say here today? 1506 01:18:08,281 --> 01:18:11,250 He only coached me on one thing. 1507 01:18:11,284 --> 01:18:13,912 What's that? 1508 01:18:13,954 --> 01:18:18,221 If you hit three out of ten, you're a star. 1509 01:18:18,259 --> 01:18:21,592 If you get even a little better than that... 1510 01:18:21,629 --> 01:18:25,396 a little better than that, you're a superstar. 1511 01:18:27,803 --> 01:18:30,135 You get a cup of coffee. 1512 01:18:32,141 --> 01:18:33,972 Hot coffee. 1513 01:18:39,649 --> 01:18:41,674 Well, how'd it... How'd it go? 1514 01:18:41,718 --> 01:18:44,551 I told them about baseball. 1515 01:18:44,587 --> 01:18:45,714 You did? 1516 01:18:45,756 --> 01:18:47,587 Then I told them about hot coffee. 1517 01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:49,252 You didn't? Did you really? 1518 01:18:49,293 --> 01:18:51,318 - Mr. Gordon. - Yeah? 1519 01:18:51,362 --> 01:18:52,420 Congratulations. 1520 01:18:54,632 --> 01:18:55,621 Thank you. 1521 01:18:55,667 --> 01:18:57,225 I love you. 1522 01:19:05,243 --> 01:19:08,372 Aah! 1523 01:19:08,414 --> 01:19:09,403 - Aah! - # Sun is shinin' # 1524 01:19:09,448 --> 01:19:11,473 # In the sky # 1525 01:19:11,517 --> 01:19:12,950 - Aah! - # There ain't a cloud # 1526 01:19:12,985 --> 01:19:13,974 # In sight # 1527 01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:15,681 - Aah! - # It's stopped rainin' # 1528 01:19:15,721 --> 01:19:17,952 # Everybody's in a play # 1529 01:19:17,991 --> 01:19:19,481 - Aah! - # And don't you know # 1530 01:19:19,526 --> 01:19:23,087 # It's a beautiful new day # 1531 01:19:23,130 --> 01:19:24,427 - Ooh! - # Hey, hey, hey # 1532 01:19:24,464 --> 01:19:27,798 # Runnin' down the avenue # 1533 01:19:27,835 --> 01:19:31,862 # See how the sun shines brightly in the city # 1534 01:19:32,106 --> 01:19:35,075 # On the streets where once was pity # 1535 01:19:35,109 --> 01:19:39,342 # Mr. Blue Sky is living here today # 1536 01:19:39,381 --> 01:19:41,508 # Hey, hey, hey # 1537 01:19:41,550 --> 01:19:42,983 # Mr. Blue Sky # 1538 01:19:43,018 --> 01:19:44,542 # Please tell us why # 1539 01:19:44,587 --> 01:19:48,080 # You had to hide away for so long # 1540 01:19:48,124 --> 01:19:49,113 # So long # 1541 01:19:49,159 --> 01:19:51,286 # Where did we go wrong? # 1542 01:19:52,596 --> 01:19:54,120 # Mr. Blue Sky # 1543 01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:55,358 # Please tell us why # 1544 01:19:55,398 --> 01:19:58,994 # You had to hide away for so long # 1545 01:19:59,036 --> 01:20:00,060 # So long # 1546 01:20:00,104 --> 01:20:01,867 # Where did we go wrong? # 1547 01:20:03,641 --> 01:20:05,609 # Hey, you with pretty face # 1548 01:20:05,643 --> 01:20:09,011 # Welcome to the human race # 1549 01:20:09,047 --> 01:20:10,708 # A celebration # 1550 01:20:10,749 --> 01:20:13,183 # Mr. Blue Sky's up there waitin' # 1551 01:20:13,218 --> 01:20:17,451 # And today is the day we've waited for # 1552 01:20:17,490 --> 01:20:18,548 # Ah, ah, ah # 1553 01:20:18,591 --> 01:20:20,144 We are highlighting the search... 1554 01:20:20,159 --> 01:20:23,993 for extra solar planets here at the observatory. 1555 01:20:24,030 --> 01:20:26,328 And, well, as many of you know, the Draco system... 1556 01:20:26,366 --> 01:20:29,097 is, uh, the prime focus of the search. 1557 01:20:29,136 --> 01:20:30,728 And, well, who better to talk about it... 1558 01:20:30,771 --> 01:20:33,865 than David Gordon, whose sci-fi best-seller Dracoban... 1559 01:20:33,907 --> 01:20:37,776 has brought this exciting search into the public eye. 1560 01:20:37,812 --> 01:20:38,870 David. 1561 01:20:38,913 --> 01:20:39,937 Thank you. 1562 01:20:40,982 --> 01:20:45,419 Um, let's see. 1563 01:20:45,453 --> 01:20:46,920 Uh, thank you. 1564 01:20:46,955 --> 01:20:49,288 I was fascinated with seeing Draconis... 1565 01:20:49,325 --> 01:20:51,691 because it was a system... 1566 01:20:51,727 --> 01:20:54,059 that could closely mirror our solar system... 1567 01:20:54,096 --> 01:20:56,030 and might produce a planet like Earth. 1568 01:20:56,065 --> 01:20:57,532 No planet has been... 1569 01:20:57,566 --> 01:21:00,900 the subject of more romantic speculation than Mars. 1570 01:21:00,937 --> 01:21:03,428 At one point, it was commonly believed... 1571 01:21:03,473 --> 01:21:06,636 that Mars was inhabited by an ancient civilization... 1572 01:21:06,677 --> 01:21:09,772 that had dug an intricate system of irrigation channels... 1573 01:21:09,814 --> 01:21:11,805 and the annual darkening of the planet... 1574 01:21:11,849 --> 01:21:15,285 was interpreted as the growing season of plant life. 1575 01:21:15,319 --> 01:21:18,721 But the flyby missions of Mariner IV, VI, and Vll... 1576 01:21:18,757 --> 01:21:20,850 showed that the irrigation system... 1577 01:21:20,893 --> 01:21:24,192 was nothing but an enormous network of canyons... 1578 01:21:24,229 --> 01:21:27,221 and the famous darkening due to annual dust storms. 1579 01:21:27,266 --> 01:21:30,532 Soil samples taken by the Viking landers... 1580 01:21:30,570 --> 01:21:32,902 showed a complete absence of organic material... 1581 01:21:32,939 --> 01:21:34,406 from the planet's surface. 1582 01:21:34,441 --> 01:21:37,467 In other words, there is no life on Mars. 1583 01:21:40,081 --> 01:21:41,844 No planet has been the subject... 1584 01:21:41,882 --> 01:21:44,874 of more romantic speculation than Mars. 1585 01:21:44,919 --> 01:21:47,410 At one point, it was commonly believed... 1586 01:21:47,455 --> 01:21:50,653 that Mars was inhabited by an ancient civilization... 1587 01:21:50,692 --> 01:21:53,456 that had dug an intricate system of irrigation channels... 1588 01:21:53,495 --> 01:21:55,793 and the annual darkening of the planet... 1589 01:21:55,831 --> 01:21:58,824 was interpreted as the growing season of plant life. 1590 01:21:58,868 --> 01:22:00,301 But the flyby missions... 1591 01:22:00,336 --> 01:22:02,634 This is not how I remember it. 1592 01:22:02,672 --> 01:22:05,038 ...showed that the irrigation system... - This isn't it. 1593 01:22:05,074 --> 01:22:07,668 Was nothing but an enormous network of canyons... 1594 01:22:07,710 --> 01:22:11,112 and the famous darkening due to annual dust storms. 1595 01:22:11,148 --> 01:22:13,013 Soil samples taken by... 1596 01:22:13,050 --> 01:22:16,577 I think I'm from a different Mars. 1597 01:22:21,526 --> 01:22:23,221 Are you angry with me? 1598 01:22:23,261 --> 01:22:25,559 No, I'm not angry with you, I just thought we agreed... 1599 01:22:25,597 --> 01:22:28,191 that you weren't... 1600 01:22:28,233 --> 01:22:29,496 gonna be from Mars. 1601 01:22:29,535 --> 01:22:31,298 I can't even say that word anymore. 1602 01:22:32,705 --> 01:22:35,697 I thought I was pretending so we could stay together. 1603 01:22:35,741 --> 01:22:38,232 No. Come on, pal. 1604 01:22:39,513 --> 01:22:41,208 You don't believe I am from Mars... 1605 01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:42,306 - do you? - Oh, come on, Dennis... 1606 01:22:42,349 --> 01:22:45,216 I think that sometimes you think you are, okay? 1607 01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:46,719 Stop! 1608 01:22:46,753 --> 01:22:47,777 No, no. You stop, Dennis. 1609 01:22:47,821 --> 01:22:48,879 - I mean, it's... - The car! 1610 01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:58,022 I'm so sorry, officer. 1611 01:22:58,065 --> 01:22:59,657 I was having a conversation with my son... 1612 01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:01,134 and I didn't... I turned the corner. 1613 01:23:01,170 --> 01:23:02,603 I'm really sorry. 1614 01:23:02,638 --> 01:23:03,935 Driver's license, please. 1615 01:23:03,972 --> 01:23:05,667 I usually have it right here. 1616 01:23:05,707 --> 01:23:06,731 Um... 1617 01:23:09,211 --> 01:23:11,305 Dennis, did you take my driver's license? 1618 01:23:12,816 --> 01:23:14,750 Freena wobbly meetya. 1619 01:23:16,619 --> 01:23:17,847 Dennis, I'm asking you a question. 1620 01:23:17,887 --> 01:23:19,184 I need you to answer me. 1621 01:23:19,222 --> 01:23:20,781 Did you take my driver's license? 1622 01:23:20,825 --> 01:23:22,452 This is serious, okay? 1623 01:23:22,493 --> 01:23:24,120 Freena wobbly meetya. 1624 01:23:24,161 --> 01:23:26,686 Dennis! Answer the question! 1625 01:23:26,730 --> 01:23:29,221 Freena wobbly meetya. 1626 01:23:29,266 --> 01:23:30,461 Dennis, you took my license! 1627 01:23:30,502 --> 01:23:32,163 No, I didn't! 1628 01:23:33,305 --> 01:23:34,465 Dennis! 1629 01:23:35,974 --> 01:23:38,067 I didn't steal it! 1630 01:23:46,219 --> 01:23:47,709 What did you do with her pictures? 1631 01:23:47,753 --> 01:23:49,983 I didn't steal 'em. I need them. 1632 01:23:50,022 --> 01:23:51,422 Oh, come on, man! 1633 01:23:51,458 --> 01:23:53,016 That's not fair! 1634 01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:54,425 We talked about all this! 1635 01:23:54,461 --> 01:23:55,689 Stop. Those are mine. 1636 01:23:55,729 --> 01:23:57,060 It's not your stuff, Dennis! 1637 01:23:57,097 --> 01:23:58,894 It's my stuff! 1638 01:23:58,932 --> 01:24:00,365 Stop. 1639 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:03,996 Dennis, adults get their feelings hurt... 1640 01:24:04,038 --> 01:24:05,528 just like little boys. 1641 01:24:05,573 --> 01:24:07,473 This is my stuff. 1642 01:24:08,676 --> 01:24:10,143 Stop. 1643 01:24:10,178 --> 01:24:11,737 No! 1644 01:24:11,780 --> 01:24:12,838 Stop! 1645 01:24:19,521 --> 01:24:23,149 Go ahead. 1646 01:24:23,193 --> 01:24:24,251 Why don't you? 1647 01:24:27,697 --> 01:24:51,278 Trans fobo medio. 1648 01:24:51,323 --> 01:24:52,313 - Dennis, Dennis. - Trans fobo medio. 1649 01:24:52,358 --> 01:24:54,656 - Dennis, Dennis, stop. - Trans fobo medio. 1650 01:24:54,694 --> 01:24:58,221 You're not a Martian. You're just a little boy. 1651 01:25:03,771 --> 01:25:04,795 And maybe I can't help you. 1652 01:25:04,838 --> 01:25:06,396 Maybe I'm not cut out for this. 1653 01:25:10,878 --> 01:25:13,939 Stay here and just... Just cool out for a minute. 1654 01:25:30,866 --> 01:25:32,425 Look, it's just gonna be like, you know... 1655 01:25:32,469 --> 01:25:33,458 I'm gonna show my face for twenty minutes... 1656 01:25:33,503 --> 01:25:34,834 - Yeah. - Hey, no. 1657 01:25:34,871 --> 01:25:36,338 - Then get back on the road. - No, take your time. 1658 01:25:36,373 --> 01:25:37,362 Take your time. 1659 01:25:37,407 --> 01:25:38,738 Do what you gotta do, you know? 1660 01:25:38,775 --> 01:25:39,764 Don't worry about us. 1661 01:25:39,810 --> 01:25:40,799 Okay. 1662 01:25:40,844 --> 01:25:41,868 It'll be great. 1663 01:25:41,912 --> 01:25:43,540 Thanks for watching him. 1664 01:25:43,581 --> 01:25:44,878 Oh. It's... 1665 01:25:45,950 --> 01:25:47,178 You're my brother. 1666 01:25:48,419 --> 01:25:50,080 He's my nephew. 1667 01:25:55,594 --> 01:25:57,323 Dennis? 1668 01:25:57,363 --> 01:25:59,558 Hey, wow. That is cool. 1669 01:25:59,598 --> 01:26:02,499 Listen, I'm gonna finish cleaning up the kitchen... 1670 01:26:02,534 --> 01:26:05,003 and call Nicholas and Jonas and check in on them... 1671 01:26:05,038 --> 01:26:06,733 and I thought then I can come back... 1672 01:26:06,773 --> 01:26:09,003 and hang out, okay? 1673 01:26:09,042 --> 01:26:11,101 All right, big guy? 1674 01:26:11,144 --> 01:26:12,270 I'll be back. 1675 01:26:15,683 --> 01:26:17,014 Congratulations. 1676 01:26:17,051 --> 01:26:18,484 Who is this handsome fellow? 1677 01:26:18,519 --> 01:26:19,918 I look like Chairman Mao. 1678 01:26:19,954 --> 01:26:21,888 That's right. You brought your Little Red Book. 1679 01:26:21,922 --> 01:26:24,050 - Oh, that's hideous. - Louie. Louis? 1680 01:26:24,092 --> 01:26:25,559 Louie, right here, snappy snap. 1681 01:26:29,264 --> 01:26:31,926 Welcome to the big time, Mr. Gordon. 1682 01:26:31,967 --> 01:26:35,062 Tina. So excited. 1683 01:26:35,104 --> 01:26:36,366 - I was wondering about you. - So lovely to see you. 1684 01:26:36,406 --> 01:26:37,634 Ah, you wouldn't be the first. 1685 01:26:38,708 --> 01:26:41,973 Everybody, this is David Gordon... 1686 01:26:42,011 --> 01:26:44,344 and he is brilliant. 1687 01:26:49,186 --> 01:26:51,120 And I see he's brought me a little present. 1688 01:26:51,155 --> 01:26:53,818 This is the first draft of his new book. 1689 01:26:53,858 --> 01:26:55,655 And let me tell you, it did not come cheap. 1690 01:26:58,229 --> 01:26:59,218 - Ah, David. - Yeah? 1691 01:26:59,264 --> 01:27:00,891 I'd like to introduce you to Leonard. 1692 01:27:00,932 --> 01:27:02,695 He's the head of our marketing. 1693 01:27:02,734 --> 01:27:04,134 Nice to meet you. 1694 01:27:04,170 --> 01:27:05,296 He's absolutely brilliant. 1695 01:27:05,337 --> 01:27:06,895 - Yeah? - Welcome to the club. 1696 01:27:06,939 --> 01:27:09,100 Tina likes to surround herself with brilliant people. 1697 01:27:09,141 --> 01:27:10,938 I can see that. 1698 01:27:10,976 --> 01:27:13,604 Well, shall we just give this manuscript... 1699 01:27:13,646 --> 01:27:15,638 to my assistant for safekeeping? 1700 01:27:15,682 --> 01:27:16,944 Linus. 1701 01:27:16,983 --> 01:27:18,610 Tina, actually, could I speak with you... 1702 01:27:18,652 --> 01:27:19,983 in private for a moment? 1703 01:27:20,020 --> 01:27:22,818 There's just... I have something I need to talk to you about. 1704 01:27:24,024 --> 01:27:26,721 Uh, listen, this might be a little awkward. 1705 01:27:26,761 --> 01:27:28,490 That's my least favorite word. 1706 01:27:28,529 --> 01:27:29,791 I'm sure. 1707 01:27:29,831 --> 01:27:31,230 Uh, well, could you take a look at this? 1708 01:27:31,265 --> 01:27:33,563 I just want to talk to you 'cause it's a little... 1709 01:27:33,601 --> 01:27:35,866 different situation here than I imagined. 1710 01:27:35,904 --> 01:27:37,235 - Martian Child? - Mm-Hmm. 1711 01:27:37,272 --> 01:27:38,364 What's this? 1712 01:27:38,407 --> 01:27:39,396 Is that the alternate, uh... 1713 01:27:39,441 --> 01:27:40,430 alternate title idea, buddy? 1714 01:27:40,476 --> 01:27:42,535 I thought we agreed on The Revenge of Dracoban. 1715 01:27:42,578 --> 01:27:43,772 Yes. Yes, we did. 1716 01:27:43,812 --> 01:27:44,973 Um... 1717 01:27:46,216 --> 01:27:49,379 but I must say it's more than just a title change. 1718 01:27:49,419 --> 01:27:52,183 So this is the, um, quantum alternate universe? 1719 01:27:52,222 --> 01:27:53,382 Shut up. 1720 01:27:53,423 --> 01:27:54,412 An idea that... 1721 01:27:54,457 --> 01:27:55,447 I tried to write Dracoban. 1722 01:27:55,493 --> 01:27:56,517 I really, really, really did. 1723 01:27:57,595 --> 01:27:58,584 Well, what's the problem? 1724 01:27:58,629 --> 01:28:00,290 I adopted a boy. 1725 01:28:00,331 --> 01:28:05,770 Adopted this very fantastic, difficult young man... 1726 01:28:05,804 --> 01:28:06,998 and he is very much alive... 1727 01:28:07,038 --> 01:28:08,699 and those characters were dead, and I had to do this. 1728 01:28:08,740 --> 01:28:10,970 - No, we have a contract. - Uh-huh. 1729 01:28:11,009 --> 01:28:13,239 We paid you a substantial amount. 1730 01:28:13,278 --> 01:28:14,677 I know, I know, I know, I know. 1731 01:28:14,713 --> 01:28:16,306 And I'II, um, ahem... 1732 01:28:16,349 --> 01:28:18,715 I'll write the other one, or I'll just pay you back. 1733 01:28:18,751 --> 01:28:20,241 It's unacceptable. 1734 01:28:20,286 --> 01:28:21,310 I'll refinance my house if that's what it takes. 1735 01:28:21,354 --> 01:28:22,343 I don't care. 1736 01:28:22,388 --> 01:28:23,719 I don't want the money. 1737 01:28:23,756 --> 01:28:25,816 I want a Harry bloody Potter in space. 1738 01:28:25,859 --> 01:28:27,724 That's what I paid for. 1739 01:28:27,761 --> 01:28:30,161 Leonard created an extremely expensive... 1740 01:28:30,197 --> 01:28:32,427 marketing campaign around this book... 1741 01:28:32,466 --> 01:28:35,264 and Dracoban is the cornerstone of that campaign. 1742 01:28:36,971 --> 01:28:39,098 I can't do anything without that. 1743 01:28:39,140 --> 01:28:43,543 Do you comprehend what I am telling you? 1744 01:28:43,578 --> 01:28:44,567 You get that, don't you, buddy? 1745 01:28:44,612 --> 01:28:45,773 Do you understand that? 1746 01:28:47,483 --> 01:28:51,442 Why can't you just be what we want you to be? 1747 01:29:05,869 --> 01:29:07,838 Mmm... 1748 01:29:07,872 --> 01:29:08,964 I got it. 1749 01:29:10,107 --> 01:29:12,667 Beware. Beware. Beware. 1750 01:29:14,312 --> 01:29:16,713 What time is it? I'm so sorry. 1751 01:29:16,748 --> 01:29:17,908 I'm gonna write the other thing. 1752 01:29:17,950 --> 01:29:20,384 I'm gonna make this up to you, I promise. 1753 01:29:20,419 --> 01:29:22,785 You're gonna get a whole series, rivers of blood... 1754 01:29:22,821 --> 01:29:24,152 but just read that because it's good. 1755 01:29:24,189 --> 01:29:25,349 It's really good. 1756 01:29:25,390 --> 01:29:27,450 And I have to go, but this was great... 1757 01:29:27,493 --> 01:29:28,755 and I'm sorry. 1758 01:29:39,139 --> 01:29:40,902 Hey, Dennis! 1759 01:29:40,941 --> 01:29:43,273 What do you say, um... 1760 01:29:43,310 --> 01:29:48,078 to some hot chocolate or... or somethin'? 1761 01:29:48,116 --> 01:29:50,107 Does that sound kinda good? 1762 01:29:51,620 --> 01:29:54,555 Or... Tang? 1763 01:29:54,589 --> 01:29:57,115 Do you know what Tang is? 1764 01:29:57,159 --> 01:30:00,720 It's... It's something that the astronauts drink. 1765 01:30:00,763 --> 01:30:01,821 Might like that. 1766 01:30:19,518 --> 01:30:21,383 Liz! 1767 01:30:25,524 --> 01:30:28,454 Liz! 1768 01:30:28,494 --> 01:30:29,722 - We just... - What happened? 1769 01:30:29,762 --> 01:30:31,093 We just can't find him. 1770 01:30:31,130 --> 01:30:32,290 You can't find him? 1771 01:30:32,331 --> 01:30:33,491 He was fine. Everything was fine. 1772 01:30:33,533 --> 01:30:35,364 He was in his room, and I... I went to get him... 1773 01:30:35,401 --> 01:30:36,425 - some hot chocolate. - It's okay, it's okay. 1774 01:30:36,469 --> 01:30:37,937 It's okay. It's okay. 1775 01:30:37,971 --> 01:30:38,960 Then we just called the police... 1776 01:30:39,006 --> 01:30:40,030 - just to make sure. - Where... Where's... 1777 01:30:40,073 --> 01:30:41,700 Where's the last place you saw him? 1778 01:30:50,418 --> 01:30:51,783 He's nowhere in the house. 1779 01:30:51,820 --> 01:30:54,311 Are you sure? You checked everywhere? 1780 01:31:07,570 --> 01:31:09,903 It's so beautiful. 1781 01:31:09,940 --> 01:31:12,306 Maybe he is a little Mozart. 1782 01:31:18,081 --> 01:31:19,413 What does it mean? 1783 01:31:22,920 --> 01:31:24,046 Means goodbye. 1784 01:31:25,356 --> 01:31:27,722 Hey, Harlee, just stay there. Stay in the car, okay? 1785 01:31:27,758 --> 01:31:29,158 Did you find him? 1786 01:31:29,194 --> 01:31:31,287 No, no, but I know where to go. Can you drive me? 1787 01:31:31,330 --> 01:31:32,354 - Yes. - All right. 1788 01:31:32,397 --> 01:31:35,127 I can get the police to move their car. 1789 01:31:35,167 --> 01:31:36,156 No. Don't worry about it. 1790 01:31:36,201 --> 01:31:37,190 - Okay. - Okay. 1791 01:31:37,236 --> 01:31:38,225 All right. Call me. 1792 01:31:38,270 --> 01:31:40,739 Put your seat belts on! 1793 01:31:47,013 --> 01:31:48,037 - You go that way, and I'Il... - David. 1794 01:31:53,487 --> 01:31:54,852 Talk to him. Go, go, go, go. 1795 01:31:57,391 --> 01:31:58,790 Dennis, stay where you are! 1796 01:31:58,826 --> 01:32:01,193 David's coming to get you... 1797 01:32:01,229 --> 01:32:03,220 so just don't move, okay? 1798 01:32:32,897 --> 01:32:34,296 Don't... Really, just don't walk, sweetie. 1799 01:32:34,332 --> 01:32:36,425 You gotta just try to stay still. 1800 01:32:42,908 --> 01:32:44,273 Dennis. 1801 01:32:49,448 --> 01:32:51,007 Dennis? 1802 01:32:51,051 --> 01:32:52,313 Dennis. Dennis, stop movin'. 1803 01:32:52,352 --> 01:32:53,546 Here I come. 1804 01:32:53,586 --> 01:32:54,917 Dennis, I'm comin' to get you. 1805 01:32:54,955 --> 01:32:58,186 Just... Just... Just stay still. Please, please. 1806 01:32:58,224 --> 01:33:00,284 Dennis, stop movin'. 1807 01:33:00,328 --> 01:33:01,920 They're here. 1808 01:33:04,699 --> 01:33:08,066 Dennis, hold on, pal! I'm comin'! 1809 01:33:08,102 --> 01:33:10,731 Why are you here? 1810 01:33:10,772 --> 01:33:13,570 You can't come with me. 1811 01:33:13,608 --> 01:33:14,666 Okay. 1812 01:33:14,710 --> 01:33:16,234 Shh. 1813 01:33:18,847 --> 01:33:20,406 Give me your hand. I'm gonna take you home. 1814 01:33:20,450 --> 01:33:24,318 No. I have to go back now. 1815 01:33:25,621 --> 01:33:26,815 My mission is over. 1816 01:33:28,992 --> 01:33:30,016 Dennis, stop. 1817 01:33:30,059 --> 01:33:32,290 Please stop moving. 1818 01:33:33,797 --> 01:33:37,062 They're here. They came back for me. 1819 01:33:37,101 --> 01:33:38,090 It's a helicopter, Dennis. 1820 01:33:38,135 --> 01:33:39,363 We've all been lookin' for you. 1821 01:33:39,403 --> 01:33:41,964 It's not a helicopter. It's not. 1822 01:33:45,043 --> 01:33:46,943 Okay. Dennis, give me your hand. 1823 01:33:46,978 --> 01:33:48,036 I'm gonna take you home. 1824 01:33:48,079 --> 01:33:50,479 I am going home. 1825 01:33:50,515 --> 01:33:52,313 I don't belong here. 1826 01:33:52,351 --> 01:33:53,716 Okay. 1827 01:33:59,625 --> 01:34:01,651 Put the suitcase down... 1828 01:34:01,695 --> 01:34:04,789 and hold onto the edges really tight... 1829 01:34:04,831 --> 01:34:07,391 and I'll wait with you until they come, okay? 1830 01:34:19,113 --> 01:34:20,774 I'm sorry, David. 1831 01:34:22,451 --> 01:34:24,419 What are you sorry about? 1832 01:34:24,453 --> 01:34:27,251 I'm sorry that I have to leave... 1833 01:34:27,289 --> 01:34:33,058 but I'll tell them about baseball... 1834 01:34:33,096 --> 01:34:35,030 and Lucky Charms... 1835 01:34:37,467 --> 01:34:39,731 and Flomar. 1836 01:34:39,769 --> 01:34:44,002 Yeah. You can tell 'em about all the stuff we did... 1837 01:34:44,041 --> 01:34:45,736 and how much fun we had. 1838 01:34:49,547 --> 01:34:50,912 Dennis, look at me. 1839 01:34:50,948 --> 01:34:52,075 Tell 'em about all the fun stuff we did... 1840 01:34:52,117 --> 01:34:54,677 and, you know, how much fun we had. 1841 01:34:54,719 --> 01:34:58,678 You can tell 'em how hard you tried... 1842 01:34:58,723 --> 01:35:00,657 you know, to fit in, to be like all of us. 1843 01:35:02,528 --> 01:35:06,055 Human beings can be kinda cruel... 1844 01:35:06,099 --> 01:35:07,123 huh? 1845 01:35:11,237 --> 01:35:14,537 I promise I'll tell 'em you were nice to me. 1846 01:35:14,575 --> 01:35:15,701 Thanks. 1847 01:35:18,545 --> 01:35:19,807 You're a great human, Dennis. 1848 01:35:19,847 --> 01:35:21,178 That's the funny part... 1849 01:35:21,215 --> 01:35:23,741 and I just wanted you to feel like you belong to me... 1850 01:35:23,785 --> 01:35:24,774 'cause that's what I think... 1851 01:35:24,819 --> 01:35:26,480 you really want underneath all this. 1852 01:35:26,521 --> 01:35:28,216 I think you want to belong to someone. 1853 01:35:32,026 --> 01:35:34,655 I wish we could have more time together. 1854 01:35:34,697 --> 01:35:35,891 I want to prove to you... 1855 01:35:35,931 --> 01:35:37,865 that not all parents disappear forever. 1856 01:35:45,275 --> 01:35:47,971 Why do they go sometimes? 1857 01:35:50,547 --> 01:35:52,310 I don't know. That's a... 1858 01:35:57,121 --> 01:35:58,315 I don't know. 1859 01:35:58,356 --> 01:35:59,653 That's a mystery. 1860 01:35:59,690 --> 01:36:01,817 Sometimes it's their fault, and sometimes it's not. 1861 01:36:01,859 --> 01:36:03,851 It's a... It's a mystery. I don't know. 1862 01:36:17,744 --> 01:36:20,235 Why? Why? 1863 01:36:21,781 --> 01:36:24,512 Why do you think they left me? 1864 01:36:42,237 --> 01:36:43,899 Because... 1865 01:36:46,776 --> 01:36:48,175 Because they were stupid! 1866 01:36:48,211 --> 01:36:49,838 Whoever let you go... 1867 01:36:49,879 --> 01:36:52,370 those were the stupidest beings in the universe. 1868 01:36:52,415 --> 01:36:53,746 I mean, they were so dumb... 1869 01:36:53,783 --> 01:36:56,617 they couldn't even see what was right in front of 'em. 1870 01:36:56,653 --> 01:36:58,883 How could they not see how extraordinary you are... 1871 01:36:58,922 --> 01:37:00,219 how big your heart is? 1872 01:37:03,193 --> 01:37:05,162 I'm not even that smart, and I can see it. 1873 01:37:05,196 --> 01:37:07,494 It's so obvious. 1874 01:37:07,532 --> 01:37:09,523 I mean, you're the easiest kid in the world to love. 1875 01:37:09,567 --> 01:37:11,262 Well, to me, you are. 1876 01:37:13,438 --> 01:37:14,838 You know what I think? 1877 01:37:16,976 --> 01:37:19,001 I think you love me, too. 1878 01:37:20,312 --> 01:37:21,540 Like you're just filled with it. 1879 01:37:22,681 --> 01:37:25,048 Think it's just waiting to burst out of you. 1880 01:37:28,655 --> 01:37:30,816 Dennis, you're my son. 1881 01:37:30,857 --> 01:37:33,724 You're my home, forever. 1882 01:37:34,729 --> 01:37:38,062 And I will never, ever, ever... 1883 01:37:38,099 --> 01:37:40,795 ever, ever... 1884 01:37:40,835 --> 01:37:43,861 ever, ever, ever... 1885 01:37:45,307 --> 01:37:46,672 leave you. 1886 01:37:52,180 --> 01:37:53,579 Okay. 1887 01:37:53,615 --> 01:37:54,809 I got you. 1888 01:37:56,486 --> 01:37:58,010 I got you. 1889 01:37:59,055 --> 01:38:00,420 I got you. 1890 01:38:05,796 --> 01:38:08,287 Hey, Dennis, I got my Martian wish. 1891 01:38:13,304 --> 01:38:15,363 Oh, my God. 1892 01:38:15,407 --> 01:38:16,567 It's okay. 1893 01:38:18,843 --> 01:38:19,901 "Sometimes we forget... 1894 01:38:19,944 --> 01:38:22,310 "that children have just arrived on the earth. 1895 01:38:22,347 --> 01:38:24,975 "They are a little like aliens coming into being... 1896 01:38:25,016 --> 01:38:27,247 "as bundles of energy and pure potential... 1897 01:38:27,286 --> 01:38:29,345 "here on some kind of exploratory mission... 1898 01:38:29,388 --> 01:38:30,855 "and they're just trying to learn... 1899 01:38:30,890 --> 01:38:32,357 "what it means to be human. " 1900 01:38:33,559 --> 01:38:35,584 "For some reason, Dennis and I reached out into the universe... 1901 01:38:35,628 --> 01:38:37,028 "and found each other... 1902 01:38:37,064 --> 01:38:39,862 "we'll never really know how or why... 1903 01:38:39,900 --> 01:38:42,562 "and discovered that I can love an alien... 1904 01:38:42,602 --> 01:38:44,627 "and he can love a creature... 1905 01:38:44,671 --> 01:38:46,606 "and that's weird enough for both of us. " 1906 01:38:57,686 --> 01:39:00,519 Two, three. Hold on! 1907 01:39:00,556 --> 01:39:02,581 Come on, one more, one more, one more. 1908 01:39:02,624 --> 01:39:04,649 One, two, three. 1909 01:39:05,294 --> 01:39:06,284 Was that good? 1910 01:39:06,329 --> 01:39:07,694 - Come on. - Okay, here we go. 1911 01:39:07,731 --> 01:39:08,720 Okay, guys. 1912 01:39:08,765 --> 01:39:11,598 - # Sun is shinin' in the sky # - That's all right. 1913 01:39:11,634 --> 01:39:14,398 # There ain't a cloud in sight # 1914 01:39:14,437 --> 01:39:16,463 - Aw! # It's stopped rainin' # 1915 01:39:16,507 --> 01:39:18,633 # Everybody's in a play # 1916 01:39:18,676 --> 01:39:23,272 # And don't you know, it's a beautiful new day # 1917 01:39:23,314 --> 01:39:25,214 # Hey, hey, hey # 1918 01:39:25,249 --> 01:39:28,276 # Runnin' down the avenue # 1919 01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:32,689 # See how the sun shines brightly in the city # 1920 01:39:32,724 --> 01:39:35,557 # On the streets where once was pity # 1921 01:39:35,594 --> 01:39:39,622 # Mr. Blue Sky is living here today # 1922 01:39:39,665 --> 01:39:40,791 # Hey, hey, hey # 1923 01:39:42,101 --> 01:39:43,432 # Mr. Blue Sky # 1924 01:39:43,469 --> 01:39:44,959 # Please tell us why # 1925 01:39:45,004 --> 01:39:48,497 # You had to hide away for so long # 1926 01:39:48,542 --> 01:39:49,634 # So long # 1927 01:39:49,676 --> 01:39:51,541 # Where did we go wrong? # 1928 01:39:53,147 --> 01:39:54,444 # Mr. Blue Sky # 1929 01:39:54,481 --> 01:39:55,948 # Please tell us why # 1930 01:39:55,983 --> 01:39:59,283 # You had to hide away for so long # 1931 01:39:59,320 --> 01:40:00,514 # So long # 1932 01:40:00,555 --> 01:40:02,420 # Where did we go wrong? # 1933 01:40:22,979 --> 01:40:25,072 # Hey, you with the pretty face # 1934 01:40:25,115 --> 01:40:28,517 # Welcome to the human race # 1935 01:40:28,553 --> 01:40:29,986 # A celebration # 1936 01:40:30,021 --> 01:40:32,615 # Mr. Blue Sky's up there waitin' # 1937 01:40:32,657 --> 01:40:36,616 # And today is the day we've waited for # 1938 01:40:36,661 --> 01:40:38,027 # Ah, ah, ah # 1939 01:40:39,131 --> 01:40:40,564 # Mr. Blue Sky # 1940 01:40:40,599 --> 01:40:41,964 # Please tell us why # 1941 01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:45,128 # You had to hide away for so long # 1942 01:40:45,170 --> 01:40:46,330 # So long # 1943 01:40:46,371 --> 01:40:48,306 # Where did we go wrong? 1944 01:40:49,709 --> 01:40:52,303 # Hey, there, Mr. Blue # 1945 01:40:52,345 --> 01:40:54,905 # We're so pleased to be with you # 1946 01:40:54,948 --> 01:40:57,508 # Look around, see what you do # 1947 01:40:57,550 --> 01:41:00,486 # Everybody smiles at you # 1948 01:41:00,521 --> 01:41:03,388 # Hey, there, Mr. Blue # 1949 01:41:03,424 --> 01:41:05,551 # We're so pleased to be with you # 1950 01:41:05,593 --> 01:41:08,427 # Look around, see what you do # 1951 01:41:08,463 --> 01:41:10,988 # Everybody smiles at you # 1952 01:41:13,969 --> 01:41:16,631 # Mr. Blue Sky # 1953 01:41:17,939 --> 01:41:21,808 # Mr. Blue Sky # 1954 01:41:23,246 --> 01:41:28,650 # Mr. Blue Sky # 1955 01:41:29,987 --> 01:41:32,751 # Mr. Blue, you did it right # 1956 01:41:32,789 --> 01:41:35,849 # But soon comes Mr. Night # 1957 01:41:35,893 --> 01:41:37,383 # Creepin' over # 1958 01:41:37,427 --> 01:41:40,158 # Now his hand is on your shoulder # 1959 01:41:40,198 --> 01:41:43,895 # Never mind, I'll remember you this # 1960 01:41:43,935 --> 01:41:46,403 # I'll remember you this... #