1 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:40,600 - First time here ? - Me ? No, I used to live here. 2 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,200 - For ten years. - And you left ? 3 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:51,080 - So, what brings you back ? - I'm here for a wedding. 4 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,440 Yours ? 5 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,600 - No. - So, is it good to be back ? 6 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:05,560 - Ask me in a couple of days. - Fair enough. 7 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:32,240 LOOKING 8 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,200 Thank you. 9 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,640 - Looks who's ambled into town. - Hey, boys. 10 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:57,000 I love that you're late. I don't think you've ever been late. 11 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,800 Maybe I'm finally becoming fashionable. I love your beard. 12 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,520 I told you nine months is all it takes to make a new man out of him. 13 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,440 - Stop it. - No, no, we need more lisp. 14 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,240 How long has it been since we've been here ? 15 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,640 My twenty-third birthday, 16 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,400 I had sex with the waiter and you threw up in toilet, over there. 17 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,080 Good times. Fuck, it is so good to see you guys. 18 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,520 You, too. 19 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,400 I'm sorry I've been so bad lately, 20 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:18,920 it's just that work has been super hectic 21 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,680 and it doesn't help I've de-activated my Facebook, 22 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,200 but that's not an excuse. 23 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,880 Don't worry, it's all going fine. 24 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,200 Last Tuesday there was a line all the way down the block. 25 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,240 - That's amazing. - It's getting there. 26 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,720 He promised me tonight he wouldn't check the window, not even once. 27 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,240 - Maybe once. - No, no you swore, not even a text. 28 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,360 - Okay, Jesus. - How's the Art Institute ? 29 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,720 These punk art-school brats, they have no respect for the equipment. 30 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,040 But I can almost pay rent, now, so that's something. 31 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,240 My balls are here. 32 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,600 What is the plan for tonight ? 33 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,920 First up is Li Po for Chinese Mai Tais. 34 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,920 We haven't been there in a million years. 35 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,280 Doris and Malik are gonna meet us there. 36 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,280 - Nice. How are they ? - They're good, I think. 37 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,280 He hasn't thrown her out, so that's something. 38 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,600 - They went to Hawaii recently. - Richie and Brady are coming too. 39 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:10,760 What ? You invited them ? No, I'm kidding. 40 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:15,240 I think it's gonna be nice to see them, both of them. 41 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,320 In fact, I made a pact with myself on the plane 42 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,320 that I was gonna try and make a real effort with Brady. 43 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,920 That's good, 'cause he's actually pretty cool. 44 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,800 When he's not drunk. 45 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,160 Wait a second. 46 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,520 We gotta raise a glass. 47 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,120 To the new, grown up Agustin. To all of us, really, 48 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,720 for finally finding something close to adulthood, right ? 49 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,360 Close to it. 50 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,320 It took us long enough. 51 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,960 - Would you stop eating my balls ? - I love your balls. 52 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,600 I can't get enough of your balls. 53 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,360 Nothing has changed. 54 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,080 Heya, stranger. 55 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,600 I'm good. 56 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,040 Since you've been gone, I've been embracing my heterosexuality. 57 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,080 I went on a wine tour. 58 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,080 Which she got thrown off for getting wasted. 59 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:17,800 We get couples massages, we got book club, 60 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,880 I have like dinner parties, where I kind of cook a little bit. 61 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,560 Which we don't get invited to. 62 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,080 You would come if I invited you ? 63 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,520 Probably not. There's only so many times 64 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,240 I can hear you talk about the container store. 65 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,960 I love the container store ! Would you rather we talk about poultry ? 66 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,040 No. 67 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,800 Do I hear the ding-dong of wedding bells ? 68 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,200 Are the two of you gonna follow Agustin down the aisle ? 69 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:37,360 Sorry, Disney princess, no that dream's not happening. 70 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,600 I'm embracing my heterosexuality, but I'm not insane. 71 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,920 So, that's a no ? 72 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,920 Malik and I made a very important commitment to living in sin. 73 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,720 We embrace the sin. Sunday morning ? We're not in church. 74 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,640 Marriage is for the gays. 75 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,280 And you poor fuckin bastards, you can have it. 76 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,040 It's a magical time ! 77 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,400 This is the best news ever. Congratulations. 78 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,240 Congratulations, Augustin. 79 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,560 How you doing ? 80 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,640 - Hey, Brady ! - The prodigal son returns ! 81 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,160 Hi. Good to see you. 82 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,600 How are you ? 83 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:23,640 - Hi, Kyah! - I'm so the new Patrick of the group. 84 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,120 We're all back together. 85 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,400 Patrick, how is it going ? I want to hear about... 86 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,680 How's Boise ? 87 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,920 It's Denver, not Boise. 88 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,560 Same thing. 89 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,080 But it's good, I'm loving work 90 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,280 and I'm finally the head of my own department. 91 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:52,240 No more cage fighting homos ? No more otter vs owls ? 92 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,600 Not at work, at least. 93 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,080 What is it you're actually doing ? I've asked but nobody seems to know. 94 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:00,000 We're developing this virtual reality video game 95 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:03,240 where humans have mated with aliens, and they've created 96 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,280 this super-race with special abilities. 97 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,960 - I'm so in. - It's a cool game. 98 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,480 Of course you're in. Anything with aliens, sold. 99 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,640 But what is there to do in Salt Lake City ? What do you do ? 100 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:15,920 Denver. 101 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,480 What do you do in Denver ? Goddammit, sorry. 102 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,480 You don't miss it here ? 103 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,760 I miss you guys. I miss the people, for sure. 104 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,600 But in a lot of ways, the cities are very similar, 105 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,760 it's the same small batch coffee, the same Korean meat-balls, 106 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:31,560 except people there are a little less San Francisco. 107 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,960 In the way that people in San Francisco can be annoying. 108 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,080 I totally get it. 109 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,080 But the Denver people, they're really cool. 110 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,360 Are there any gays in Denver ? 111 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,520 Yeah, there's a lot of gays, it's a big city, 112 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:48,320 And Paddy's been making the most of being the single cowgirl in town. 113 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,000 I have, indeed. 114 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,440 They're like Brokeback Mountain, 115 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:55,080 are you just like having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal ? 116 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:59,720 No, but, I broke this back mountain a couple times. 117 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,760 Girl, you changed. 118 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:10,040 I can't believe I have this stupid bag. 119 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,640 Your hair looks good. 120 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,080 - Thank you. - Kept it short, huh ? 121 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,960 Yeah, short on the sides. 122 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,000 It's good to see you. 123 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,080 You, too. 124 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,720 Sorry I was so incommunicado, 125 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,760 but it felt like the right thing to do while I got settled. 126 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,320 You don't need to explain. 127 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:35,080 Yeah, but I left so suddenly without much of an explanation. 128 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:39,040 You did what you had to do. So don't sweat it. 129 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:46,040 What's it like being back home, so close to your folks ? 130 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,640 I'm near home, I'm not at home, 131 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:51,160 and that 50 minute car-ride makes all the difference. 132 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:55,600 Butit's been pretty positive. I never thought 133 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,800 that I could actually be there and be myself, 134 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,920 so that feels like progress. 135 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,600 That's good. And how's your mom ? 136 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,400 She's all right. It's probably helpful I was there 137 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:09,320 and only semi-judgmental about her choice to drop my dad. 138 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,200 How are you about the divorce ? 139 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,480 - I'm thirty. - I don't think that matters. 140 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,360 She dumped the guy that she left my dad for, 141 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:24,400 and now she's having sex with her therapist, Dr. Samperstein. 142 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,120 Really ? 143 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,800 She really likes to make a fuckin mess of things. 144 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:33,800 But then, like mother like son, I guess. 145 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,880 I'm saying nothing. 146 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,240 I finally followed your advice 147 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,040 and tried to work things out with my dad. 148 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,240 It turns out that advice totally sucked. 149 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,520 Shit, really ? 150 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,800 Yeah. I tried to honor the fact 151 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,240 that he would never really be completely happy with who I am, 152 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,800 and tried to find a common ground, but... 153 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:56,200 There was none ? 154 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,600 Turns out he is a raging homophobe. 155 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,840 It's like him trying to understand me 156 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,400 undermines everything he thinks he knows about himself. So... 157 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,320 Do you think he'll ever come around ? 158 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,240 He's a proud fucker, so probably not. 159 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,640 If I'm like my mom, then... 160 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:19,040 Shut up. But Brady has been really cool about the whole thing. 161 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:23,040 He's been super supportive, so that's helped. 162 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:28,040 Good. What about the barber truck ? I've been hearing amazing things. 163 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,520 - It's going really well. - And you don't miss Willy's ? 164 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,360 Yeah, but it's also good to be doing my own thing. 165 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:38,440 Agustin did a really great job with the paint-work on it. 166 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,520 He's really good. 167 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,200 I can just picture you cruising down Valencia 168 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:46,920 luring people into your truck for a fade. It's kind of perfect. 169 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,760 Sometimes, I want to drive to Reno and start doing perms 170 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,040 in some casino parking lot. Just to do something different. 171 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:57,120 That would be the best reality show, ever. Or maybe the worst. 172 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,400 It's basically the same thing. 173 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,840 You should come by some time. See me in action. 174 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:06,920 I'd like that. If not this trip, then the next one, for sure. 175 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,160 Here they are ! 176 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,880 - We thought we'd lost you. - I know, it's this bag. 177 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:17,760 Agustin has totally convinced me. I'm pro-marriage now. 178 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,760 You fuckin' traitor. 179 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,600 - You wanna get married ? - Right now ? 180 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:26,840 - Maybe not right now. - Come on ! 181 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,320 You all right ? 182 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,280 - I'm good, how you feelin' ? - I'm good. I'm a little tired. 183 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,480 - You gonna sing ? - Yeah ! 184 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:41,800 What are you gonna sing ? What are we gonna sing together ? 185 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,760 I love that you've chosen all of our old haunts. 186 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,960 I felt like I needed to return to the scenes of my crimes. 187 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,160 You're not dying. 188 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,640 This whole getting married thing is making me feel all... 189 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,360 I don't think that the air quotes are necessary. 190 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,640 Oh, shit. 191 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,080 - Bride to be. - You made it. 192 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:04,120 Of course. Miss Murray ! 193 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,120 How's it going ? 194 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,800 Good, you took the Concorde in from Paris ? 195 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,200 Yes. It's so good to see you. What a surprise ! 196 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:18,040 What are you ladies drinking ? I'm buying. 197 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,400 - Something cheap and strong. - Yeah, just like you. 198 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,720 - I'll take it. - I'm kidding. 199 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:29,360 So, you guys are friends, now, like actual friends ? 200 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,800 Who reached out to who ? 201 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,240 I felt like I needed to close that chapter before I opened a new one, 202 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,320 I called him up. I thought I told you, 203 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,640 No, it's great. He's always been a good guy. 204 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,920 Just because it didn't work out doesn't mean 205 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,240 it couldn't turn into something new. Plus Eddie's cool with it. 206 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,080 - Of course he is. - He's the best. 207 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:50,640 BT dubs, you and I are singing. For old time's sake ! 208 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,680 I love you, but bad things happen when I get behind a microphone. 209 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,400 No, badass things. 210 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,480 Oh my god ! 211 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:07,120 Why isn't he making eye contact with me ? 212 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,760 I remember. 213 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:14,960 I think his exact words were, I'd rather seal up my butthole 214 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:19,120 and never suck another cock again rather than get married. 215 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,720 I can't believe that gay people are so desperate to be straight. 216 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,120 They shouldn't even be called gay any more. 217 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:28,880 - Did I really sound that annoying ? - No, you don't, he was a total cunt. 218 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,640 I miss cunty Agustin. He was fun at parties. 219 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,960 You've become one of those gay guys you always hated. 220 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,440 Soon you'll be adopting babies 221 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:38,800 and going on cruises with the other Stepford homos. 222 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:43,000 - Leave him alone. - What you're doing is amazing. 223 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,640 You know I'm kidding. I'm thrilled. 224 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:52,960 Eddie is a shining light of awesomeness in your life. 225 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,640 And you're doing it for the right reasons. 226 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,720 So, what's there not to love ? 227 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,480 Thank you, Frank. That was beautiful. 228 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,480 Just don't fuck it up. 229 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,640 Stay away from rent boys for a start. 230 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,680 I know that I said I wouldn't, but fuck it. Let's do this. 231 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,040 - We're gonna sing ? - Yes, we're gonna sing. 232 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,320 - Can I finally be Justin ? - Yes ! 233 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,400 Let's do it ! 234 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,480 I will never suck a cock again ! 235 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,400 That's my advice, stay away from rent boys. 236 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,480 This was actually the first club me and Paddy ever came to in the city. 237 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,320 It's also where me and Paddy hooked up. 238 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,600 Yes, it was. 239 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:33,760 Muscle Mary and goodie-two-shoes, get the fuck outta here. 240 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,320 I didn't know you guys hooked up. 241 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,640 Yes, but it was a long time ago and we do not need to go back there. 242 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,960 - Yeah we do. - No, we do not. 243 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,960 Story ! 244 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,440 Once upon a time there was a pretty princess called Paddy, 245 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:50,240 he was all by himself, poor lonely baby, totally wasted 246 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,000 and dancing to Britney, remember ? 247 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,080 I do. 248 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,960 I'm assuming we've all seen Paddy's drunk dancing. 249 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,440 - What's it like ? - Enthusiastic. 250 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,640 Did you guys fuck ? 251 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,240 I wouldn't say fuck. 252 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,360 It was more like side by side jerking off, 253 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,720 although I do remember almost giving you a blowjob. 254 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:13,000 I remember you licking the side but refusing to put the tip in. 255 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,680 I was very disease-phobic in those days. 256 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,040 I had a lot of self-loathing back then. 257 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,880 Back then ? 258 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,040 That was a joke ! 259 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,960 I'm glad you cried on my shoulder I didn't put my dick in your butt 260 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,240 because look where we are now. 261 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,720 Hey, faggots ! 262 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,760 I am so glad you came in for this. 263 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,600 He never would have did it without his maid of dishonor. 264 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,080 I wouldn't have missed this for the world, are you kidding ? Please. 265 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,440 And this is my friend Jake. 266 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,040 He's my oldest and dearest from Chicago. 267 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,960 I'm trying to get him to move here, so please play nice with others ! 268 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,360 I want you to meet Dom. Dom ? 269 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,480 He saw your pic and he really wants to taste your chicken. 270 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,520 What was that ? 271 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,160 He's cute. You've literally had nothing for months. 272 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,960 Plus, from what Eddie says, 273 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,680 he has the most beautiful penis in all of Illinois. 274 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,920 Dance with me our last time as single girls. 275 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,880 A nice Midwestern girl. 276 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,680 What ? 277 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,680 He's really cute. I feel like you should go for it. 278 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,120 You're as bad as Doris. 279 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,600 - What's the harm ? - I gotta pee. 280 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:30,360 I wanna see you guys on the dance floor later. Both of you. 281 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,800 Tequila ? 282 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 I wanna dance on the bar. 283 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,680 Last time I was here, I was in a leather vest. 284 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,480 I remember. 285 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,080 That seems like a long time ago. 286 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,520 It does. 287 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,760 I'm glad you left, you know ? 288 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,800 - What ? - You know what I mean ? 289 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:19,720 It took a lot of guts, and it seems to have done you a lot of good. 290 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,320 You think ? 291 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:28,720 Sometimes you gotta leave things behind so you can move forward. 292 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,680 - I got you a tequila. - Thank you ! 293 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,680 You haven't tasted it yet, it's the cheap stuff. 294 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,640 Cheers. 295 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,440 - That is the cheap stuff. - Get your ass out on the dance floor. 296 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,320 How could I resist the call of Britney ? 297 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,320 You coming ? 298 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:53,000 I think I need another drink first but looking forward to see you move. 299 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,320 I can't hear you. 300 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,120 Richie ! 301 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,400 Fine. Let's just dance. 302 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,320 Holy fuck. You're really good at that. 303 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,240 I've been training. 304 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,880 I think I want you to fuck me. 305 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,320 We don't have to if you don't want to, 306 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,440 - Don't you want to fuck me ? - Yeah. 307 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,320 Then do it. 308 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,600 You feel so good. 309 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,840 Can you put the brakes on, a bit ? 310 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,720 Sorry, is it hurting ? 311 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,480 Don't flatter yourself. 312 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,840 No, I just don't to come too... 313 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,880 It's way too late for that, just go faster. 314 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,520 Harder, harder ! 315 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,520 I'm gonna come. 316 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,200 So, how do you like it at Zynga ? 317 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,760 You get free Reese's Pieces, what's not to love ? 318 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,600 That's how they get you. All that sugar. 319 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,520 Watch out, you don't want to get stuck in their fly traps. 320 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,920 - Is that why you left MDG ? - Something like that. 321 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,200 Come on, spill the beans. 322 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:07,240 Okay, fine. I was in a relationship with my boss. 323 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,640 But after we broke up, the office was like that movie Saw, 324 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,160 except without the cute guy chained to the wall. 325 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,560 It wasn't Kevin Matheson, was it ? 326 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,960 What ? 327 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,480 My god, it was, wasn't it ? 328 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,600 Why do you say that ? 329 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,440 I know he works there, and he's gay. 330 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,400 That's why I hate this fucking city, it's so small. 331 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,480 Please don't tell me that you had sex with him. 332 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,640 No, no, but I would. 333 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,800 Those ears, I would tug on those babies. 334 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,440 I did interview with him back in January. 335 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,280 Oh, my god, for my job. 336 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:52,040 I didn't get it. I heard he hired a 19 year old muscle queen from LA. 337 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,440 Of course, he did. 338 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,800 I take it you two don't talk ? 339 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,240 Talk, no, but he PayPals me every now and again 340 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,680 for this game we designed together. 341 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,560 - Cha-ching. - I wish. 342 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,520 I would so happily give up those ninety dollars 343 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,280 just so I didn't have to see his name in my in-box. 344 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,760 So, why don't you ? 345 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,680 You have to bury your dead real good, 346 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,800 so they don't come back and haunt you. 347 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,920 Who made you so fucking wise ? 348 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,080 What ? I'm twenty-two, I've had my fair share of boyfriends. 349 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,440 Really, at twenty-two ? You must have started pretty young. 350 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,200 Sixteen. 351 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,160 You had a boyfriend when you sixteen years old ? 352 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:42,400 Yeah. He's quite butch, isn't he ? Kevin. 353 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,120 He's not so butch when he's got his legs in the air. 354 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,200 Is he a hungry bottom ? 355 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,800 - Super hungry. - Oh, my god, that's awesome. 356 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,720 So is he why you left San Francisco ? 357 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,680 Kevin, no, he's not getting full credit for that. 358 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,160 Then, why did you leave ? 359 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:06,520 A lot of different reason. To be honest, 360 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,200 I sort of made a mess of this other relationship 361 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,160 with someone else I was with. 362 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,440 - I'm sensing a theme. - Yeah, exactly. 363 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,320 Then after Kevin, I realized what an idiot I'd been, 364 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,600 but it was too late then. That ship had sailed. 365 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,800 - I'm sorry. - No, don't be. 366 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,240 It was actually the best thing for both of us. 367 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,640 And the truth is, even if that ship hadn't sailed, 368 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,280 I probably would have found a way to sink it 369 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,600 before it left the harbor, anyway. 370 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:41,320 Yes, so then I went to Denver and I swore myself off relationships 371 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,200 which was probably better for everyone in the long run. 372 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:53,640 But it was also about just being tired 373 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,520 of my life not moving forward, you know ? 374 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,480 Or at least not moving in the right direction. 375 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:03,520 Going away was about pressing the reset button and starting over. 376 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,800 - Do you know what I mean ? - Sure, yeah. 377 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,880 - And, so ? - So, what ? 378 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:22,440 The reset, did it work ? 379 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,520 - Hey, lazy bones. - Hi. 380 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,880 You could have slept in your old bed. 381 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,280 Wasn't that Jake guy in there ? 382 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,920 No, of course not. 383 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,000 Thank you. 384 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,720 And Agustin's at Eddie's place, you could have slept in his room. 385 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,440 - I'm not getting in those sheets. - I don't blame you. 386 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,640 What time is it ? 387 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,160 It's the afternoon. I gotta go to work. 388 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,560 - You can come if you want. - I want to see the window. 389 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,120 And that way you can tell me 390 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,840 all the disgusting things you did to that poor child. 391 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,440 I rimmed him, he rimmed me. I fucked him, he fucked me. 392 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,800 It was very democratic. 393 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,680 I'm loving all this sex positive sex you've been having lately. 394 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,480 Are you sure it doesn't make me a slut ? 395 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,720 - Does it make you feel positive ? - Most of the time. 396 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:33,000 - There you go. - Then, afterwards, I don't know. 397 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,480 - What happened ? - Nothing happened. 398 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,160 Then what ? 399 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,120 I don't know, maybe it's that I went away to Colorado 400 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,360 and everything was out of sight and out of mind, 401 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,120 and now I'm back, and then there it all is. 402 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,240 There what is ? 403 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,200 Everything I thought I'd dealt with. 404 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,280 Do you think I should see Kevin while I'm here ? 405 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,040 Why would you even think about doing that ? 406 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:57,600 Just to close the chapter, bury the dead. 407 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,920 See if he's gotten fat and gross. 408 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,960 Just assume he's gotten fat and gross, and move on. 409 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,200 You're right. 410 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:10,440 I forgot that you have a parklet ! Holy shit. It looks so good ! 411 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,520 Right ? 412 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,480 If this doesn't mean you've made it I don't know what does. 413 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,320 Hi ! 414 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,320 Is it bring your daughter to work day ? 415 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,760 What are you doing here ? 416 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,880 I came to talk to you. I didn't come to talk to you. Go home. 417 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,480 - I'm sorry, I can go home. - No, it's fine. Please. 418 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,880 Does anybody have a donut ? I'm starving. 419 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,080 And what do you do for a hangover ? And I want to throw up. 420 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,800 And he was totally into Dom, too. 421 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,720 He was, great. And, was he nice ? 422 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,800 He was very nice. 423 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,280 So did you fuck him ? Is he gonna move in with you ? 424 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,920 Help you clean the grease stains off your aprons ? 425 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,560 No to both of those, 426 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,000 and do we really need to have this conversation again ? 427 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,880 We're having it again, how can that be ? I haven't seen you in months. 428 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,760 - I saw you last night. - That didn't count. 429 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,880 That was before you ran home for a hot bubble bath and an early night. 430 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,160 I don't get to stay out to all hours just enjoying myself, any more. 431 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,760 That never used to stop you. 432 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,320 Not that I'm taking Doris's side, 433 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,640 but why didn't you have sex with Jake ? 434 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,800 He lives in Chicago. It would just be sex. 435 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,360 I want to keep my focus clear. 436 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,440 I don't want to complicate things right now. 437 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,400 Complicate. That doesn't mean you gotta turn 438 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,000 into Sister Dominic of the Tenderloin. 439 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,600 That should be the name for the second window. 440 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,360 This is so what he's like, Patrick. This is what I have to deal with. 441 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,240 The only thing he ever thinks about is work. 442 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,680 Is that so bad right now ? 443 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,080 I think that all we're saying is it's ok have a little fun. 444 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,360 Get your hands on some skin that doesn't belong to a plucked chicken. 445 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:36,560 I appreciate the concern, but I'm fine. 446 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,960 I know what it is that I want, and better still, 447 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,960 I can see a way of getting it. I got some purpose. 448 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,960 - And sex could risk that ? - Or maybe even a relationship ? 449 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,680 Very possibly. 450 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,600 I don't want to sound 451 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:58,720 like one of those gross couple relationship evangelist thing 452 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,560 but you liked being with Lynn. 453 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:07,080 Yes, of course I did. But that's not what I want right now. 454 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,480 I don't want to compromise, 455 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,000 and relationships take a lot of compromise. 456 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,160 - Can I say one thing ? - Would it matter if I said no ? 457 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:20,160 This is working, you're not gonna fuck it up. 458 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,000 I know the feeling. 459 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,480 But I'm not my mom and you're not your dad. 460 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,800 I'm being... whatever. 461 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,680 Hey. 462 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,240 Yeah, I could do that. 463 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,720 Yes. 464 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,560 I'll meet you there. 465 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,880 I will meet you there right now. All right, I'll see you soon. 466 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,640 Bye. 467 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,840 Does anybody want to come with me to Indian Rock ? 468 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,200 I think that Agustin might be having a crisis. 469 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,120 Fuck no. 470 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,880 - Not in a million years. - God. 471 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,440 - Wish me luck. - Good luck. 472 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,760 You're so gonna get laid smelling like that. 473 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,920 Good, Patrick, we're together again. 474 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,280 What happened ? You seemed so calm yesterday. 475 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,240 I was calm, and then I woke up this morning 476 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,920 with this pain in my stomach, 477 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,400 like, I had an ulcer that was about to burst. 478 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,200 It's a stressful thing you're doing getting married. 479 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,440 I guess. 480 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,720 You're getting committed to somebody else. 481 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,040 I don't think your choice of vocabulary's helping. 482 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,680 - Do you love him ? - Do I love him ? 483 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,480 Do you love Eddie ? 484 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,600 I always used to say that love is a social construct 485 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,080 that doesn't really exist. 486 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,080 I didn't believe you then and I don't believe you now. 487 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,160 - So, what is it ? - Christ, don't ask me. 488 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,600 Seriously, how would you define it ? 489 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,680 Let me ask a different question. 490 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:03,240 Does the idea of being with Eddie make you happy ? 491 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,800 Like, the two of you getting old and grey together, 492 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,680 smoking weed to ease the arthritis. 493 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,040 That thought does makes me happy. 494 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,400 Why ? 495 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,080 I don't know. 496 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,720 I like his beard. I like his hat collection. 497 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,320 I like that whenever I have someone I wanna bitch about 498 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,200 or there's something funny that I see, 499 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,800 he's the person I want to tell. He's my best friend, I guess. 500 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,320 I'm mildly jealous that I'm no longer your best friend. 501 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,360 Okay, he's my best friend that I wanna have sex with. 502 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,480 - Also, he has a huge penis. - Isn't that everything ? 503 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,480 Not the penis part, obviously, but the other stuff ? 504 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,760 Maybe if you just focus on that, 505 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,400 this won't seem like such a big deal. 506 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,640 Actually, I don't even think this is about Eddie. 507 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,200 This isn't like some runaway bride moment 508 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,000 where I feel like there's someone else out there for me. 509 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,640 Then what is it ? 510 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,520 Remember when we first came here after we started college ? 511 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,720 - Of course. - We talked about our big life plan. 512 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,560 Among other things. 513 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,840 If you had told me then that a decade later 514 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,360 I'd be working at the Art Institute as a shop manager 515 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,480 and getting hitched to a man, I... 516 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,520 What did you know about anything in those days ? 517 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,640 We couldn't even get married back then. 518 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:28,480 You heard those guys last night. Frank, especially him. Dom. Brady. 519 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,200 Don't listen to anything Brady says. 520 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,240 He's like a blog that nobody reads, but in human form. 521 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,520 But those guys were right. I used to think 522 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,200 that I would be like Keith Herring, or Robert Mapplethorpe. 523 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,440 But instead, I've become Neil Patrick Harris. 524 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,440 Only not as cool, 'cause I can't tap dance. 525 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,560 - You can learn. - I'm being serious. 526 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,640 I'm not who I thought I'd be, and it's tough for me to take. 527 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,960 I've become everything that I rallied against for years. 528 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,160 - Very loudly. - You're allowed to change. 529 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,240 Especially when you've found something that works for you. 530 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,040 But what happens if I get married and I freak out ? 531 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,080 Not about Eddie but about me. 532 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,600 What happens if I can't cope that this new me is so far 533 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,640 from who I thought I would be that I fuck everything up ? 534 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:16,880 What happens if I hurt Eddie ? I don't want to to him. 535 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,320 What makes you think you'll do that ? 536 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,200 Because it's what I do, for fuck's sake. 537 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,680 Before you know it, I'll be on the phone with CJ 538 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,360 and I'll get him and a couple of other rent boys 539 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,840 to fuck Eddie just so I could feel better about myself. 540 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,360 I doubt that very much. I think you learned your lesson there. 541 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,960 Did I ? 542 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,960 You know what I love ? Over the last couple years, 543 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,600 when you found that something didn't work for you, 544 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:48,360 you somehow found a way to fix it. And that made you happy, right ? 545 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,080 I suppose. 546 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,200 You are happier now than you've ever been. 547 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,400 Not in this particular moment, obviously, 548 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,000 but who cares if you aren't you who thought you were gonna be 549 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,960 when you were eighteen years old. You have had ten years of experience 550 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,680 to figure out what it is you really need. 551 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,480 That's well said. 552 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:13,600 And you know what ? This is not a Katherine Heigl movie. Fuck her. 553 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,960 This is your Sigourney Weaver Alien trilogy. 554 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,440 You've got so much left to go. 555 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,600 You could even start up your art practice again. 556 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,320 Now that's a scary thought. Scarier than the alien. 557 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:31,560 That's true. Forget I said that last part, but you know what I mean. 558 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,720 I miss you. 559 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,840 I miss you, too. 560 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,920 We're just like Julianne Moore and Annette Benning 561 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,120 in The Kids are All Right. 562 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,800 - Totally. - Who am I ? 563 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,520 Annette Benning, obviously. 564 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,960 You're sleeping with him, aren't you ? 565 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,800 Dom, do you think things would have been different for me 566 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,680 if I came out when I was sixteen ? 567 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,320 - Different how ? - I don't know, just different. 568 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,320 More adjusted, like Jimmy from the other night, 569 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,360 or better at being in relationships, maybe ? 570 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,400 I thought you didn't want a relationship. 571 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,280 Maybe I was kidding myself just a little bit. 572 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,280 - At least you admit it. - So, what do you think ? 573 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,720 I may not be the best person to ask about relationships, 574 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,320 since my history is with a meth-head 575 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,880 and an old dude in love with a dead guy. 576 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,400 But maybe it's not worth thinking about. 577 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,680 You can't go back in time. 578 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,200 Maybe everything would've taken a very different turn 579 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,560 if you had managed to shoehorn your dick into my butt 580 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,040 all those years ago. 581 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,680 Seriously ? 582 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,720 I would've gotten over my anal sex fear a lot earlier. 583 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,280 Probably a lot of other fears, too. 584 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,120 Remember in the movie 2012 when California sank into the Pacific ? 585 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,520 You really think it would've been that bad ? 586 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,040 Yes. And plus we never would've become best friends, 587 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,200 and that would've been a real shame. 588 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,760 That's true. I am glad that you're my best friend, now, 589 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,400 especially since Agustin's out of the picture. 590 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,440 So, what if we got together now ? 591 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:23,640 Sure. I don't want a relationship, but for you, I'll make a exception. 592 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:26,840 Oh, come on. It's not the worst idea in the world. 593 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,280 - It's up there. - You just said we're best friends. 594 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,440 And that is the perfect basis for a relationship. 595 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,560 - Says who ? - Says Agustin. 596 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,560 What the hell does he know ? 597 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:47,120 We don't make each other sick 598 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,720 physically, right ? 599 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,880 - Do I make you sick ? - It depends on what I've eaten. 600 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,840 I don't know, I mean, maybe this has been staring us in the face 601 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,520 the whole time. 602 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,520 You are actually scaring me right now. 603 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,880 We understand and accept each other's flaws. 604 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,320 Your work is important to you as mine is to me. 605 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,280 We like the same movies. On paper... 606 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,400 Would you stop laughing ? On paper, it sounds totally right. 607 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,680 You are not being serious. 608 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,200 - Not really. - Okay, good. 609 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,320 But it would be nice, wouldn't it ? 610 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,600 To suddenly find something by mistake that makes sense. 611 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:48,520 That makes it all easier. 612 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,120 What just happened ? 613 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,320 - I kissed you. - Why ? 614 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:24,320 I don't know, I felt like it. I wanted to see if you were right. 615 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,120 And you looked a little sad. 616 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,000 - How did it feel ? - A little bit weird, if I'm honest. 617 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,120 Kind of like kissing your brother ? 618 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,520 I can't believe we did that. 619 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,280 My god. 620 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,320 - I think maybe I'm a little stoned. - Yeah, me, too. 621 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,160 We should sleep. 622 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,320 I'm sorry I made you make out with me. 623 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,640 You did say you wanted me to have some fun. 624 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,320 So fun. 625 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,400 Go again ? 626 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,640 Oh, god. So hard to know whether you're doing the right thing. 627 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:18,080 Yes. So, what's the answer ? 628 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,320 Who the fuck knows ? 629 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,840 Although, maybe you were right this morning. 630 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,600 - About what ? - About closing a chapter. 631 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:35,120 It's so easy to let the past make a mess of the present. 632 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,280 You should try not to let that happen, just FYI. 633 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,280 This is a surprise. 634 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,960 - You're blonde. - Yeah, I'm blonde. 635 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,400 - And you had your hair cut, too. - You look well. 636 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,680 You didn't need to dress up. 637 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,320 Agustin's getting married, today, actually, so... 638 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,680 - To Eddie ? - Yeah. 639 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,480 Fuck. I never put money on that lasting. 640 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,360 Love is a mysterious game, I guess. 641 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,400 - You look well, too, by the way. - Thank you. 642 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,360 Should we just stand here and tell each other how well we look, 643 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,160 or should we go get that coffee and explain why you texted me ? 644 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:05,720 - Let's do that. - I'm thinking this way. 645 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,000 - Cool ? - Yes, let's do it. 646 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,480 So, how's Denver ? I love what you guys are doing. 647 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,040 It's good. 648 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,920 I hear you're finally heading your own chain. That's a good thing. 649 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,440 That's something that should've happened a long time ago. 650 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,800 Thanks. 651 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:28,400 Word of advice. Don't go falling for any of your subordinates. 652 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:37,000 I'll try my best. How's MDG ? And Owen ? I haven't really talk... 653 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,840 Talked to them, I know. He's good. He's been promoted. 654 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,480 - Meredith, she finally came out. - What ? 655 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,120 I'm kidding. Here. 656 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,000 Thank you. 657 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,760 You look different. Not completely different, but... 658 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,560 I lost a little weight, maybe it's that, right ? 659 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,960 Maybe. I've piled on the pounds. 660 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,800 John finally embraced my love of fried chicken. 661 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,320 - John ? - We got back together. 662 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,720 Really ? 663 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,240 Does that surprise you ? 664 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,920 I donno. Maybe not. 665 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,240 Do you know what, in many ways, what happened between us 666 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,360 was a good thing. The break-up... 667 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,280 - The large, filtered, tall, black ? - That's me. Thank you. 668 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,600 The whole thing has just made me think about what I wanted, 669 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,480 what I needed in a relationship to make it work, 670 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,840 so in many ways, I'm quite thankful that you came into my life 671 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,160 and fucked it up 'cause it's better, now. 672 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,200 I don't really know how to answer that. 673 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:43,760 John and me are actually, we're actually really good. 674 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,200 We had some therapy, which I would highly recommend for you. 675 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,880 You're not the first person to suggest that. 676 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:55,280 Not surprising. We came to fully understand our wants and our needs. 677 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,360 You've been here too long, 678 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,240 you're even starting to sound like an American. 679 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,080 Large, soy milk iced coffee ? 680 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,960 If I meet Chris Pratt down at Fitness First 681 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,920 I can jerk him off to my heart's content and that's completely fine. 682 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,080 I'm happy for you and John. And Chris Pratt. 683 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,000 I don't a-hundred percent believe that. 684 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,480 It's not like I ever wanted you to be miserable. 685 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:23,320 I'm glad it worked out for you. 686 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,480 Shall we sit ? 687 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:37,200 Basically, I want to hand over all rights to you for the app. 688 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,400 Okay. We didn't need to meet for that. 689 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,840 I know, but it's better to do it like this. 690 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,360 I could have a guy draw up a document, but I feel like... 691 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,040 - What if it makes a fortune ? - It's hardly Minecraft. 692 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,720 Okay, but it could still end up making us some money. 693 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,360 Stereotyped, cliche-ridden dross. 694 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,080 Or my personal favorite, what the fuck is the point ? 695 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,680 Why do you read what people say ? 696 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,320 - Don't you ? - Yeah, but I don't care. 697 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,160 Anyway, making money was never the point. 698 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:10,480 What was the point ? 699 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:18,600 I feel like it doesn't make sense for us to do it anymore. 700 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,360 Together. 701 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,040 Okay, I'm gonna ask you something. 702 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,200 Were you ever actually in love with me ? 703 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,560 Yes, I think so. 704 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,880 I certainly loved the idea of us... 705 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,240 'Cause I could've made it work. 706 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,520 When I said I wanted to be monogamous with you, I meant it. 707 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:50,200 I didn't want you to make a promise you couldn't keep. 708 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,160 Fuck you. How do you know I wouldn't keep it ? 709 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,040 That's not why we broke up, we just weren't right for each other. 710 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,880 - No, how do you know that ? - I did, I do. 711 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:02,080 You didn't even try, you moved in one day, you moved out the next. 712 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,280 You didn't even unpack. 713 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,920 I admit that I handled that horribly, but I apologized for that. 714 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,880 And isn't it better to quit rather than drag out something 715 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,480 that you know won't work ? 716 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,760 In a nutshell, there's your problem. 717 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,400 What is ? 718 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:27,400 You quit, you run away, you don't take risks, ever. 719 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,240 What are you talking about, I moved in with you. 720 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,800 No, no, Patrick, the risk would've been trying to make it work. 721 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,600 The risk would've been putting in hard graft to make it work. 722 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,800 I don't want to seem like a cunt, but you are a coward. 723 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,720 I don't think that's fair. I couldn't trust you, any more. 724 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,240 And I don't know what hard graft means, 725 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,760 but I don't think I've been a coward, at all. 726 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,920 I think the facts tell a very different story. 727 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,600 Would a coward have moved to a different city, a new job, 728 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,640 left everything behind ? 729 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,800 You basically moved home. 730 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,520 Are you sure you didn't run away, and not move away ? 731 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,640 They're two very different things. What next for Patrick Murray ? 732 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,120 When that doesn't work out, I bet you a million dollars 733 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,520 you're already looking for the next thing. 734 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:15,760 You are. I know you. You run away and you are a coward. 735 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,680 You were a coward with me, you were a coward with Richard. 736 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,040 You come across a few potholes in the road, 737 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,520 and instead of trying to navigate through it, 738 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,160 you slam your brakes on, and you run the other direction. 739 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:28,560 I did not come here to get nailed to the cross. 740 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,320 So, why did you come here, then ? 741 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,960 Honestly, and please don't use the app as an excuse. 742 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:39,120 I came here to close a chapter. 743 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,480 To see if we could move forward from this. 744 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,080 To become friends ? Is that what you want ? 745 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,920 Why don't you come over to my house, and then we can have a barbecue, 746 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,280 me, you, and John ? 747 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:59,680 Do you really think that you and me could ever be friends ? 748 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,040 No, sadly. 749 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,560 Sorry. I really didn't want it to be like that. 750 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,800 - I shouldn't have texted. - It's a good thing. 751 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,800 It needed to be done. 752 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,240 Just draw the contract, I'll sign it. 753 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,840 Thinking about it, it's probably the right thing for me, too. 754 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,840 Kevin, 755 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:47,520 do you honestly think we would've worked ? 756 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,960 I'd like to have given it a try. 757 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,240 I wasn't gonna tell you this, 758 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,080 but seeing as I'm gonna make a fortune off One Up 'Em... 759 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,040 Tell me what ? 760 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,400 I know of a job position coming here, 761 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,880 that you'd be good for, in S.F. 762 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,680 At MDG ? 763 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:30,680 Don't worry, I'm not gonna be there. John and I are moving to London. 764 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,360 Really ? 765 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:37,280 Got a job offer there, and I've been been missing home a lot. 766 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,560 Are you done with San Francisco ? 767 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,960 If that's something that you'd be interested in, I can make it happen, 768 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,640 but I have to warn you: Owen will hate you. 769 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,440 But, he will also love to have you back, so... 770 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,040 Why would you do that for me ? 771 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,480 Seriously, after... everything. 772 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,840 Because, despite everything, I just want you to be happy. 773 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,400 Why ? 774 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,600 Why ? 'Cause I love you. 775 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,160 Look, don't stay in Denver. Come back, 776 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,640 and you can take that from someone who moves around constantly 777 00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:23,880 to avoid dealing with things. It never works. 778 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,040 But I think you know that already. 779 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:33,880 If you're interested, email me. We don't need to talk, okay ? 780 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,600 One last hug ? 781 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,560 Oh, shit. 782 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,080 Sorry I'm late, there was trouble... 783 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,640 - Are you okay ? - Yeah, I'm fine, are you good ? 784 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,240 - Don't worry. - Where's Eddie ? 785 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,000 He's using the toilet for the eleventh time. 786 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:06,200 I'm getting married to an old lady. Where the fuck is he ? 787 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,320 Hurry up ! We're gonna lose our spot in line. 788 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,720 It's like every fucker in the city's getting married. 789 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,080 I nearly got run over by a stampede of bride's maids. 790 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,320 - Why don't we have bride's maids ? - You have us. 791 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,200 I'm Italian, for Christ's sake. This is gonna be the smallest 792 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,960 Italian wedding in the history of time. 793 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,800 This is just paperwork. We're gonna party tonight. 794 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,800 Yeah, then why am I wearing this ? 795 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,560 Wearing what ? You're not wearing a wedding dress. 796 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,160 Maybe I should be. 797 00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:32,200 And maybe we should be getting married in a church, 798 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,760 giving thanks to the great white man in the sky for our love. 799 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:35,920 That's not what I said. 800 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,320 We're not doing this for other people, 801 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,600 we're not doing this for our parents, 802 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,040 we're doing this for us. That's what we discussed. 803 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,440 Shouldn't my mother be here ? Otherwise, why are we doing this ? 804 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:50,120 Oh, my god. Why are we doing this at all ? 805 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,360 Can we at least check in ? 806 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,120 I have to toilet again, and this time it's not pee-pee. 807 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,280 No, hold it in okay ? You have a powerful sphincter. 808 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,760 I'll meet you guys up there. Jake, can we get mama on FaceTime ? 809 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,720 - Yes. - I got this. 810 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,640 We should man the exits. Eddie is surprisingly fast. 811 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:09,240 He's not gonna do that, is he ? 812 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,080 He's had that look in his eyes before. 813 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,800 I think Agustin's gonna figure it out. 814 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,440 - Where were you ? - Nowhere. 815 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,640 - So, why do you look so... - I look fine. 816 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:21,160 - Shit, I need to pee, now. - Really ? 817 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:22,800 So do I. 818 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,800 What ? I really do. 819 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,960 You guys pee, and I'll meet you up there. 820 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,320 ... by the state of California, I pronounce you partners for life. 821 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,080 Now you may kiss. 822 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:03,280 Hello. Sorry, I think that we're next. 823 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,560 - Are you Rankin or Lanwise ? - No, I'm not getting married. 824 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,200 It's my friends, but they'll just be a minute. 825 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:13,480 - Last minute nerves ? - Something like that. 826 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,880 It's very common. I wouldn't worry. 827 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,040 Those two have been together for 45 years. 828 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,560 - That's amazing. - Yes, it is. 829 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,040 - Can I ask you something ? - Of course. 830 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,320 How long have you been doing this ? 831 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,520 A very long time. Some people would say too long. 832 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:41,800 And are you able to tell if it's gonna work or not ? 833 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,960 Sometimes, maybe I can tell who wants it more than the other one, 834 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:51,320 who's gotten real and who's head is still in the clouds. 835 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,680 Who's willing or unwilling to adapt. 836 00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:02,280 And, do you really think that people can change for each other ? 837 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:07,880 I prefer adapt to change. It's a little more realistic. 838 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,920 Plus I read somewhere that every part of us has something to do 839 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,200 with the part that came before. Does that sound corny ? 840 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,640 Works for me. 841 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,320 Maybe that's why we keep making the same mistakes. 842 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,080 Probably. 843 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,560 How long have you been married ? 844 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:32,320 - Between you and me, not married. - But, your ring. 845 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:37,120 It's a prop. Nobody wants a fat trainer at the gym. 846 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,600 - You all set ? - Yes. 847 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,360 - Lanwise ? - I got it. 848 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,360 Oh, it's my mom. 849 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,360 I'm sorry I think we'll just be one more minute. 850 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,800 - Sure. Take your time. - Is everything all right ? 851 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,280 - It is, now. - What'd you say ? 852 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,880 Let's just say he's a big Sigourney Weaver fan, so thank you for that. 853 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:03,240 It was my pleasure. That's what maids of dishonor are for. 854 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:07,240 I just hope that this marriage can be whatever we want it to be. 855 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,960 Exactly. It's not like you're just gonna suddenly be monogamous 856 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,320 and move to the suburbs. 857 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:16,320 No. And then, I love him, and he loves me, 858 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,240 so what's the worst that could happen ? 859 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,280 It doesn't work out, it doesn't work out, but, at least we tried. 860 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,480 Let's fuckin' do this. 861 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,120 You got it all done, right ? 862 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,080 Great, perfect, and if you would just take a look at that 863 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,200 and make sure they're saying everything they want to say. 864 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,400 Edward, you have chosen Agustin to be your partner in life. 865 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,880 Will you strive to love and respect him always, 866 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:51,680 be honest and kind and stand by him, whatever may come ? 867 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,200 I do. 868 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,360 Agustin, you've chosen Edward to be your partner in life. 869 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,560 Will you strive to love and respect him always, 870 00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:02,520 be honest and kind and stand by him, whatever may come ? 871 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,920 I do. Yes. 872 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,520 And do you both promise to make the necessary adjustments 873 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,360 in your personal and professional lives 874 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:13,320 in order that you may live in a harmonious relationship together ? 875 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,360 We do. 876 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,120 And as much as you, Edward, and you, Agustin, 877 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,000 have pledged your love to each other in front of these witnesses, 878 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,640 by the power vested in me by the state of California, 879 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,560 I pronounce you partners in life. 880 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,640 Now you may kiss. 881 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,560 My god. 882 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,400 Now what ? 883 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:42,880 Now we get drunk and we take a lot of fuckin' drugs. Sorry, mom. 884 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:22,120 - Hey, there. How'd it go ? - It was really sweet. 885 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,080 Agustin didn't freak out ? 886 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:29,800 Yesterday, but not today. Eddie, though, that was a close call. 887 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,280 Really ? 888 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:36,720 It's so easy to disregard all of this, 889 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,680 being able to get married stuff, and what it means, 890 00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,920 but when we were in city hall, today, in public, 891 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,720 in front of total strangers, I don't know, 892 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,960 in a few years, this is all just gonna be normal, 893 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:49,840 it'll just be a way of life and that's great, 894 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:56,080 but for us, and for all those people that came before us, 895 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,640 that actually had to struggle against something, 896 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,400 it's just pretty fucking incredible, right ? 897 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:04,760 It is. 898 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:09,080 And you can't help but feel, I don't know, validated, 899 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,840 even though I know we shouldn't need that validation. 900 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,880 I guess just because you feel you shouldn't need something, 901 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,960 doesn't mean you don't. 902 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,120 Hi, Paddy-cakes. 903 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,080 - Sorry I didn't get you one. - It's okay. 904 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,120 What are we talking about ? 905 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:34,240 Just how great it is. Them getting married. 906 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,760 Champagne ? 907 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,280 Could I please get a tequila ? Thank you. 908 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:57,760 - Have you seen Dom ? - He's around here somewhere. 909 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:03,280 I've already made a round of... I so know that look. 910 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,520 Weddings are awful, aren't they ? They're horrible. 911 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:09,560 You have to take solace in knowing that it's gonna end in divorce. 912 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,320 Malik seems to be enjoying himself. 913 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:14,200 I know ! He's dancing with a bunch of bears. 914 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,000 Should I be worried ? It looks like he's having fun. 915 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,720 Are you sure you don't wanna lock that down with a wedding ring ? 916 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,160 Wedding rings don't do shit. Babies, on the other hand, 917 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,960 so much harder to flush down the toilet. 918 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,680 What ? 919 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:31,040 What ? I'm so drunk, y'all. What'd I say ? 920 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,800 - Oh, my god, are you... - No ! I'm not... 921 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:39,960 I wouldn't be drinking if I was. If I was my mother I would be. 922 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:44,120 - You are, aren't you ? - No, I'm not, okay ? 923 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,760 But, okay, Sherlock Homo. 924 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,280 Malik and me we're talking about having a baby. 925 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,040 Doris, this is incredible news ! 926 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,920 - Oh, god, is it ? - Yeah ! 927 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,240 You don't think I'm this big, old cliché who has incredible news ? 928 00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,400 Cliché ? No. If you wanna have a baby, you wanna have a baby, right ? 929 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,960 - I guess. - Does Dom know ? 930 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:08,440 No, I was gonna tell him yesterday, but then you ruined it. 931 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,400 - Tell him ! - Shit, take it easy. 932 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:19,320 You're making... Malik and me are talking about having a baby... 933 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,760 I may not even be able to have one, 'cause I'm old. 934 00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:24,960 There's gonna be sand pouring out of me. 935 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,880 And if we have one, it's gonna a have this weird chest hair. 936 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:28,400 Are you kidding me ? 937 00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,000 No, I'm not kidding you. We are talking about it. 938 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,920 Unfortunately, it's not... 939 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,520 - I'm gonna be an uncle ? - Yep. You can be an guncle. 940 00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,160 Why didn't you tell me ? 941 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:47,360 I don't know, because I thought that if I was gonna have a baby 942 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,280 I thought I was gonna have one with you, 943 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:54,040 and I'm not going to be having one with you. 944 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,640 - I know, it's just so... - It's so much better ! 945 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,840 You're spilling your beer all over me, too. 946 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:08,960 - That's just fucking amazing. - Yeah, oh, the miracle of life. 947 01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,600 I'm not gonna get married. So don't bring that up. 948 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,520 It's gonna be a bastard child. That's what we want, 949 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:18,120 and for god's sakes, please let it be a gay baby. 950 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,960 With you as its mother, the poor fuck doesn't have a choice. 951 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:25,800 I know. But before I ruin my life, I wanna do some drugs tonight. 952 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,200 Pretend we're 25. 953 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,800 Fuck yes. Handsome Jake has some moon-rocks. 954 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,040 Handsome Jake ? 955 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,800 Handsome Jake is kind of weakening my resolve. 956 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,600 This evening is going to take a little turn. 957 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,440 I thought it was gonna be a nightmare. 958 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,560 Wonderful, all right. Let's do it. 959 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:49,160 This does not last forever. This feeling. 960 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:53,280 I know exactly what you're feeling. This whole misery thing it passes. 961 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,440 If you want it to, it will. 962 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,520 I'll talk to you later. 963 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,080 Can I cut in ? 964 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,400 We need to tell our kids every day that they are beautiful, 965 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:25,760 that their lives do matter, that they deserve to be healthy 966 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:30,480 and happy and safe and loved. That's what Eddie does. 967 01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,560 Eddie does that every day when he goes to work. 968 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,040 And that's why I love you, Eddie, 969 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:39,040 I'm proud of you, I'm so happy that you found a man. 970 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,720 And thank you for inviting me to be a part of this, tonight. 971 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,720 Now where are those maids of dishonor ? 972 01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,680 Patrick, get your skinny ass up here. 973 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:02,480 You beautiful boys, here we go. 974 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,480 I think everybody in this room 975 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:09,400 can agree that this is the most surprising thing in the world, 976 01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:13,240 but, at the same time, it makes total sense, am I right ? 977 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,320 We love you, Paddy. 978 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,480 This isn't about me, I'm not gonna make this speech about me. 979 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,720 Never gonna happen. 980 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,440 I want to talk about Agustin. 981 01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:26,320 We have been friends for a very long time. 982 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,960 And there are a million reasons why I love you. 983 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,720 But one of them, one of the biggest ones, 984 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:38,360 is that you have been always incredibly committed 985 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,640 to making the most of your life. 986 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:46,520 And even when you fuck up, and we all fuck up, right ? 987 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:50,880 You keep going despite any sort of doubts that you might have, 988 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,640 and you keep trying to find the things that work for you, 989 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,000 and you found Eddie, right ? 990 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,600 And it is really clear 991 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,040 that you two are absolutely crazy about each other, 992 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:08,480 while at the same time being incredibly realistic 993 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:12,200 about what that means, and both being really committed 994 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,760 to figuring out how to make that work. 995 01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,760 And I... 996 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,280 I just think that that is... 997 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,120 Amazing ! And so, before I start openly weeping, 998 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:33,240 let's raise a cheap cocktail to Agustin and Eddie ! 999 01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,440 To Eddie and Agustin ! 1000 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:44,080 That too. And now, everybody, please welcome to the stage 1001 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,960 my fellow maid of dishonor, Jake. 1002 01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:54,040 Patrick, thank you, that was beautiful. 1003 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,520 Excuse me. 1004 01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,160 Hey, guys. 1005 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,920 Better speech than last time. 1006 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,360 Couldn't really have been any worse, right ? 1007 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:11,480 Probably not. I need another drink. 1008 01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,960 Will you buy me another drink ? I don't have any cash left. 1009 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,360 You don't think you've had enough ? 1010 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:19,960 Big gay wedding, right ? I want to get super drunk 1011 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,360 so I can forget about how dull we've all become. 1012 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,320 Aren't you already super drunk ? 1013 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,640 Less of the nagging fifties housewife, please, okay ? 1014 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,080 We aren't married. 1015 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:33,320 I always thought you'd be the wife. You look so good in an apron. 1016 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,400 What was that ? 1017 01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,840 It was just a joke. You called him a nagging wife and I... 1018 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,760 - You'd expect me to be the wife. - It was just a joke, that's all. 1019 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,280 Is your fem-phobia a joke all of a sudden ? 1020 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,160 - Brady... - What, I'm kidding. 1021 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:49,680 No, that's okay, you can say it. 1022 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,400 It's not the first time you've implied 1023 01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,080 I'm everything that's wrong with the gay community. 1024 01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:56,480 I said you and Kevin were... 1025 01:05:57,160 --> 01:06:01,200 - What are we talking about ? - About Patrick being a shitty gay. 1026 01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:05,440 I love it when gays argue with other gays about being gays. 1027 01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:09,040 Brady thinks he's grand minister of queer. 1028 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,160 The leader of the gay thought police. 1029 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,440 It's called having a brain and think about things. 1030 01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:16,400 Both of you, enough. 1031 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,000 It's a little frustrating that sometimes Brady thinks 1032 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:20,880 there's only one way to be gay, his way. 1033 01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:24,680 I'm just sick of people like you giving us a bad name, okay ? 1034 01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,520 You would think that if there was such a thing as us, 1035 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,200 there would be a little more solidarity. 1036 01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,280 - Maybe you don't deserve it. - Brady, seriously, what the fuck ? 1037 01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,960 I will never understand why you're so intent on making me feel bad, 1038 01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:35,680 because I can't live up to some ideal 1039 01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:38,640 that I'll never live up to because it just isn't who I am. 1040 01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:41,680 If you feel bad, it's probably not my fault. 1041 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,400 - Enough. Okay ? - I'm sorry, Richie, you're right. 1042 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,560 Brady, I apologize. 1043 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,360 And I promise to read more of your articles, 1044 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:52,880 and hope that one day I can finally learn how to be gay 1045 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:54,960 and be as perfectly adjusted as you. 1046 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,440 - Yeah, fuck you. - Fuck you back ! 1047 01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,960 That's it, we're out of here. 1048 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,280 - Why are you taking his side ? - I'm not. 1049 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:06,760 - Why does it feel like you are ? - This has nothing to do with sides. 1050 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,240 Then what is it about ? 1051 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:09,480 This is about you being too drunk, 1052 01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,080 and this is a party for Eddie and Agustin, 1053 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,560 and has nothing to do with how you feel about Patrick. 1054 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:18,120 - Or how he feels about you. - Typical that you would take his... 1055 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:23,920 You want to be with him ? After all the shit he's put you through ? 1056 01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,560 Because I can guarantee 1057 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:30,160 he will do nothing but break your heart again. 1058 01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,760 That your plan ? 1059 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,560 You want to fly in here on your private jet 1060 01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,040 and steal my fucking boyfriend ? 1061 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:43,480 - Of course not. - Let's get the fuck out of here. 1062 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,960 You're not gonna come, are you ? 1063 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,680 Come on, let's go. 1064 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:04,160 - You okay, bud ? - He's just jealous. 1065 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,240 Everyone can see there's something between you. 1066 01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:07,880 There's nothing between us. 1067 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,280 Yet I have managed to fuck things up for him again. 1068 01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:14,520 - That was totally not your fault. - I could've just shut the fuck up. 1069 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,920 You all right ? 1070 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,800 You have a private jet ? 1071 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,480 How come you're so fuckin' cheap if you have a private jet ? 1072 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,680 That's a legitimate question. 1073 01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:25,240 I didn't come here to just ruin everybody's weekend. 1074 01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:28,000 Can we please just dance ? 1075 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:31,200 Let's just all get on the dance floor and dance. 1076 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,400 Let's do it ! 1077 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,440 I should tell you something. 1078 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,320 I'm thinking about leaving San Francisco. 1079 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,160 What do you mean ? 1080 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:07,360 I've been thinking about it for a long time. 1081 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:12,040 You mean leaving, like, for good ? 1082 01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,880 You did it. You had the guts to do it. 1083 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:19,120 Yeah but I think I was just running away. 1084 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:23,600 Who cares ? Sometimes, running away is exactly what you need to do. 1085 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:27,080 But you were born here. This is your home, you've always been here. 1086 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:31,320 Exactly. Everyone else gets to come here. 1087 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:36,040 - I never had that. - Where you gonna go ? 1088 01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:42,000 - I have some family in Texas. - What are you gonna do in Texas ? 1089 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,800 I could take the truck. I can work. 1090 01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,200 At least there I might get to do more than just fades 1091 01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,280 and hipster bullshit. 1092 01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:51,920 Better not go to Austin, then. 1093 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:58,560 It's funny or ironic, that you're thinking about leaving, 1094 01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:03,440 because just today, 1095 01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:07,480 I was offered a job back here. 1096 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,600 - Shit ! - What ? 1097 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:16,600 - I don't want you to do that. - What ? 1098 01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,960 Come back here. 1099 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,560 I need to do this 1100 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:28,040 and I don't need the temptation to stay. 1101 01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:32,840 I gotta get my head straight, 'cause it's all over the place. 1102 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,880 And there's so much that I need to sort out. 1103 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,800 Like what ? 1104 01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,880 I've been in a relationship for a year 1105 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,920 with a guy that I wasn't in love with. 1106 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:50,080 I think right now, I just need to be alone. 1107 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:53,720 I get that. 1108 01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:57,320 I get your desire to be alone. 1109 01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:01,920 That's what I've just done for the last nine months. 1110 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:05,640 But at the same time, being back here, 1111 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:10,160 I've realized that being alone isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1112 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:18,560 - We aren't the same person. - We're not that different either. 1113 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,000 Wouldn't you like to be with someone 1114 01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:21,920 while you work through your shit ? 1115 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:26,280 Someone who understands you, someone who cares about you ? 1116 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,960 That way you have someone to hang out with. 1117 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,600 You against the world. 1118 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:36,280 You've got someone to make out with. 1119 01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:41,600 Someone to sit on the sofa and eat takeout with. 1120 01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:48,640 Someone to get old and grey and watch The Goonies with. 1121 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,640 Hey, you guys ! 1122 01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:58,160 Oh, my god, you saw it ! 1123 01:13:58,720 --> 01:13:59,760 Twice. 1124 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:03,560 You saw it twice ? Wow, you must have liked it. 1125 01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:13,040 Okay, so, what are we gonna do ? 1126 01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:19,360 This is insane. 1127 01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:21,280 I just broke up with Brady not even two hours ago. 1128 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,080 We can't do this now. 1129 01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:25,040 I know. And if you want me to shut up, I will, 1130 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:30,280 but if that's the case, then why did you come back tonight ? 1131 01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:35,000 Why did you come back to the Endup ? 1132 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,960 What are you suggesting we do ? 1133 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:44,560 I'm not going to Denver, that's for sure, 1134 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:48,000 and I really need to get out of here. 1135 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,080 Then... 1136 01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:56,520 - How about I come to Texas ? - What ? 1137 01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:01,400 I'll come with you or I'll go there after you've gotten settled. 1138 01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:05,240 You have a job in Denver. You have another job lined up here. 1139 01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,680 I can work remotely. 1140 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,680 I'll do my own thing. I've always wanted to do that. 1141 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:14,280 Do they have computers in Texas ? 1142 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:19,160 And what happens when you've sobered up ? 1143 01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:25,560 When the wedding's over and you've lost this sense of romance ? 1144 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:30,840 - Is that what you're scared of ? - Of course I am. 1145 01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:33,040 I have met you. 1146 01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:37,360 What happens when you freak out ? Again. 1147 01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:42,200 I am so sick of taking care of people. 1148 01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:44,320 I don't want to do that again. 1149 01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:49,080 I don't need you to take care of me, Richie. Okay, I don't. 1150 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:55,600 I want to be with you while you figure out 1151 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:58,720 whatever it is you need to figure out. 1152 01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:06,080 You told me once that you were this close to falling in love with me. 1153 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,440 I was in love with you back then, 1154 01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:11,640 I'm in love with you now, 1155 01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:16,200 except I was afraid of that feeling. 1156 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:22,080 I'm not afraid anymore. 1157 01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:28,600 What happens if it doesn't work out ? What do we do then ? 1158 01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:33,880 If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. But at least we tried. 1159 01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:41,480 Do you want to try ? 1160 01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:47,080 Come in here ! 1161 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,480 This city drives me crazy, 1162 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,160 but right now it feels like the best place in the world. 1163 01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:18,640 Yes, it does. 1164 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:22,160 These eggs are disgusting, but they are so good. 1165 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,760 Is that the moon-rocks ? 1166 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:27,640 I think you should come back. What do you think, guys ? 1167 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,040 Come back down from the mountains 1168 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:33,040 and live with us happily ever after.