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Our justice system sucks.
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You know, there are over
two million Americans
behind bars.
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That's a little larger
than the population
of Houston.
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Every year,
there are enough children
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born in prison to fill
250 Little League teams
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and enough people
are raped in prison
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to fill a stadium
more than three times.
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Can you picture that?
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Three stadiums full of people
raping each other?
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I know I can.
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My name's John Lyshitski.
I just got out of prison.
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I don't know.
Do you have
anything bigger?
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Yeah.
That's more like it.
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If I had a nickel
for every time
I've been incarcerated,
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I'd have 15 cents.
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It all started when
I was eight years old.
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I stole the Publishers
Clearing House
prize patrol van.
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Thought there'd be
a million bucks inside.
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Where's the check?
Where's the check?
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Wait!
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They caught me when I tried
to cash the giant check.
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That was the first time I met
Judge Nelson Biederman,
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who changed my life
with the magic word.
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Guilty.
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You see, Johnny,
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the reason we have
all these laws
and rules to live by
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is so that
we can help guide
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all the little boys
with big dreams
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and a chance
for a bright future,
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and so that
we could help protect them
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from worthless scum
like you.
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Seven years,
juvenile detention.
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And with that,
Judge Biederman
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began my trip
through the justice machine.
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The machine works.
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It took me,
a confused child,
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and turned me
into a for-real,
no-shit felon.
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Hey!
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Hit the ground,
motherfuckers
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or I'll fill you
full of more holes
than the Asshole Day parade.
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There's an
Asshole Day parade?
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Motherfucker.
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Guilty.
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Four years,
and if being a moron
were a crime, Mr. Lyshitski,
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you would never see
the light of day again.
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I got out again
when I was 24.
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Then that same ass-wipe,
Judge Biederman,
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sent me back
when I was 24 and a half.
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Four to seven years.
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The next time
you steal a car,
Mr. Lyshitski,
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check to see if there
are lights on the roof.
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You liked that one?
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I'm out again,
and I intend to spread
the pain around.
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Starting with
His Honor himself.
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Take him down piece by piece.
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Kick off his dog,
strangle his cat,
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shit in his pillowcase,
burn down his garage.
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Then I'll get really creative.
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Hello?
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Hi. Is this the
municipal courthouse?
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Great.
My name is Ken Kennedy.
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I'm calling from
the Chicago Tribune.
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Yes, we're doing
a story down here
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on some of the city's
longest-serving public figures
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and we would love to see
Judge Nelson Biederman III
at work.
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So could you tell us
which times this week
that he will be on the bench?
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Uh-huh.
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And how long ago
did you say that he died?
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Three days! Fuck!
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Who's got a
six-letter synonym
for "deprived of"?
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Robbed.
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Anybody want to buy me
a champagne drink?
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How about a fancy beer?
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15 bucks for a lap dance.
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Yeah, I'm not that horny.
I just got out of prison.
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Holy shit!
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"Nelson Biederman the IVth."
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I guess
when one door slams shut,
another one swings open.
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Well, look out, Nelly.
You're about to meet
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the other man
your father helped raise.
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Crimes are everywhere.
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They're in our parks,
they're in our streets,
and they're in our schools.
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That's why I need you
to be part of...
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Where the hell
are you guys?
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Well, why the hell
do I have to be here
if you don't?
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Yeah, I know
he was my father.
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Thanks for the
fucking newsflash.
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Don't give me
that shit, Duane.
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Hello, Nelly.
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I give you now
the new chairman
of the Biederman Foundation
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whose generosity
has made this all possible,
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Nelson Biederman IV.
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I want to thank you all
for attending this honorarium
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for my dear,
departed Daddy.
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Now, boys and girls,
are you ready to have
your minds blown?
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Well, what you got, Nelson?
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A lot of people didn't think
that this neighborhood needed
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a $7-million,
original Yoko Ono.
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Well, those people didn't
grow up on these streets.
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And maybe I didn't either,
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but I am forced
to drive through here
on my way to the airport
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and I believe that
anything that I can do
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to make your lives and
my drive more beautiful
is worth doing.
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That's why I,
Nelson Biederman IV,
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in honor of my late father,
officially declare
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Judge Nelson Biederman III
Park open.
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- Biederman Foundation.
- Duane.
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- Oh, hello?
- It's me, Nelson.
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- Who is this?
- Nelson. Listen to me, Duane.
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That is the last time
that I go to
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one of those goddamn events
with Sergeant Barker.
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- Excuse me, who?
- Sergeant Barker,
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the dog that hates
crack and stuff.
Listen to me, Duane.
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I'm gonna be in the office
in half an hour.
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When I get there,
there better be a Fresca
waiting for me
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and when I say Fresca,
I mean Fresca.
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It better not be
a Fanta or a Sprite
or a Bubble Up or a 7Up.
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I want it to be
a fucking Fresca!
Do you understand me?
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Yes, sir.
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Oh my. Look at this.
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Okay.
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No! No!
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We have no money.
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Look at this.
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Old Nelson IV's got his pinky
caught in the same machine
his daddy threw me into.
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The boys in
the legal department think
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the best
course of action would
be for you to plead guilty,
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plea bargain to keep this
as quiet as possible,
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and step down as chairman
of the Foundation.
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Well, then,
you tell the boys
in the legal department
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that they are
a bunch of dipshits,
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because I am innocent.
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Well, apparently,
the police have a videotape
of you committing the crime.
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You, or one of those other
cadaverous bag-of-bone a-holes
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sitting at that table,
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better strap on
a goddamn piss-bag,
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get down here
and get me out of here
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or you're all
gonna be replaced!
You got it, Duane?
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I'll buy this place and
have it burned to the ground.
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Well, should we
call the governor?
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He owes us one.
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That would get him out.
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Does anybody here
want him out?
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Okay. How about this?
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I will represent Nelson
with the help
of our dipshit department.
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Super!
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Case number 9741,
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State of Illinois v.
Nelson Perth Biederman IV.
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The Honorable Judge
Eva Fwae-Wan presiding.
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"Just tell her
what you think"?
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Just tell her
what you think.
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Okay. Shit.
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Permission to approach,
Your Honor.
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What is it,
Mr. Biederman?
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Look, I'm gonna be frank.
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Off the record,
you knew my father.
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I've assembled the finest
legal team that money can buy.
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Those guys.
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You got better things to do,
I got better things to do.
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We both know
all I'm gonna get
is a slap on the old wrist
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and a formal apology
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and a case of champagne
from the governor.
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Why don't
we all just try to
move this thing along
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as quickly as possible?
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Well, Mr. Biederman,
off the record,
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I am going to
hurry this along,
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but it's because
people like you
make me sick
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and I don't want
your Drakkar Noir
stinking up my courtroom.
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Prosecution,
present your case!
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The three scariest words
in the English language.
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"Trial by jury."
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Juries are made up
of 12 people who are so dumb
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they couldn't
even think up an excuse
to get out of jury duty.
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I'm just proud to be
a part of the American
judicimal system.
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I mean, uh, judaical.
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I was so happy to be
picked for jury duty.
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It's like
watching Court TV,
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except I'm in the TV,
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just like the boy
from Willy Wonka.
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Before my daddy died,
he taught me one thing.
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See the thumb goes away,
comes back.
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Judaical system?
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No. Jewidecimal system.
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That ain't right.
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Mr. Hinkley?
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Oh, yeah?
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You may proceed
with your defense.
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Watch this.
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
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you've all seen Jurassic Park
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and yet you're aware
that Jeff Goldblum has
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never actually been
attacked by dinosaurs.
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Even though
you've seen it
with your own eyes
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on a TV
not unlike that one.
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I rest my case.
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
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have you reached a verdict?
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Yes, we have, Your Honor.
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We, the jury,
find the defendant,
Nelson Biederman,
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quilty.
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Do you mean guilty?
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Oh, yeah.
Well, it kind of
looked like it was a "Q."
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Nelson Biederman,
you've been found
guilty of felony assault.
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I sentence you to
three to five years
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in the Rossmore State
Correctional Facility.
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This court is adjourned.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Fuck!
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Nelson Biederman IV
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is gonna get
beaten, tortured, raped,
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psychologically abused
and raped some more
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by the so-called
justice system.
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So why am I not happy?
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I feels like
it's prom night
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and everyone else
is porking my date.
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I'm gonna have a heart attack
if you don't give me
my medication...
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You see this all the time.
Ma'am, please, we need
to talk to Derek right now.
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Oh, fuck you.
I don't even know
where he could be...
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Can we talk to him?
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You pissed me off because...
I mean I went to my own...
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Do you own this house?
I mean...
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And you know what?
I need my medication.
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Silverman took my
medication away from me!
I could have a heart attack.
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Hey, John,
you okay?
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You seem sort of...
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Clinically depressed.
Yeah.
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I don't know, guys.
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Don't you ever wonder
if there's more to life
than smoking grass
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and watching guys
get arrested on TV?
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I got some coke.
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Hey.
You John?
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We're here
to buy some pot.
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Yeah,
my friend said
you'd hook us up.
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My friend Ben Franklin?
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Any felon worth his salt
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can smell undercover cops
from 20 paces,
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and there's no way in hell
he'd do something crazy
like sell pot to them.
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Unless he actually
wanted to go to jail.
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You guys should
probably take off.
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What for?
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Those two clowns
I just sold grass to
are cops.
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You didn't buy that whole
Cheech and Chong routine,
did you?
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00:18:43,454 --> 00:18:46,582
I can't believe they fell
for the Cheech and Chong bit.
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Police! Open up!
246
00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,895
Come on, John!
247
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,627
Open the door
or we're coming in.
248
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:59,261
I guess
sometimes when fate
knocks on your door,
249
00:18:59,337 --> 00:19:00,929
it has a search warrant.
250
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,232
I'll go to jail.
251
00:19:05,309 --> 00:19:07,573
I'll get bunked up
with Nelson Biederman IV
252
00:19:07,645 --> 00:19:09,840
and I'll make sure
he gets the full treatment.
253
00:19:09,914 --> 00:19:12,542
Yup. My whole life's
been leading up to this.
254
00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:14,912
Guilty as hell.
Guilty?
255
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:16,317
Now if we could
discuss sentencing?
256
00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:17,411
Save it, Lyshitski.
257
00:19:17,488 --> 00:19:18,580
How does seven-to-ten
work for you?
258
00:19:18,656 --> 00:19:19,680
Not as good
as one-to-three.
259
00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:20,883
Five-to-seven?
260
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,550
I'll settle for three-to-five,
but wait. There's more.
261
00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:24,754
What's that?
I want to do my time
in Rossmore.
262
00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:27,127
You actually want to go to
Rossmore Penitentiary? Why?
263
00:19:27,732 --> 00:19:30,929
Three words, sister.
Location, location, location.
264
00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:45,041
Hey. John Lyshitski.
265
00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:46,777
What's your name?
266
00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:52,247
Nelson Biederman IV.
267
00:19:53,558 --> 00:19:55,219
Where you heading?
268
00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,222
Prison.
269
00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:00,858
Me, too.
270
00:20:03,234 --> 00:20:06,533
Tell you what,
we should be cellmates.
271
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:11,699
I don't snore
and I'm a pretty
quiet masturbator.
272
00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:15,405
Hell, I'll even
give you the top bunk.
273
00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:21,744
Thanks.
274
00:20:24,322 --> 00:20:26,347
Thanks for
talking to me.
275
00:20:27,525 --> 00:20:29,015
Last couple days
in the holding cell,
276
00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:32,494
some of these
gang members
277
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,665
were really giving me
the cold shoulder.
278
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,592
It's inexcusable.
279
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:38,828
That's what I thought.
280
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,871
I mean,
why be that way?
281
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,230
Welcome to your new home.
282
00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:12,430
Let me start off by saying
that if any one of you
is innocent,
283
00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:14,934
just raise your hand.
284
00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:16,836
You'll be free to go.
285
00:21:16,907 --> 00:21:19,569
Come on, baby!
You gonna be mine!
286
00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:23,803
Yeah, we're tossing salad!
That's what I'm talking about!
287
00:21:24,982 --> 00:21:27,007
Put your little finger up,
baby! Yeah!
288
00:21:31,055 --> 00:21:33,046
You gonna be my bitch
up in here!
289
00:21:38,129 --> 00:21:40,529
That was my little joke.
290
00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:46,633
I have a notoriously
dry sense of humor.
291
00:21:48,906 --> 00:21:51,602
All right.
Here's how it's gonna work.
292
00:21:53,277 --> 00:21:55,472
If you make
my life difficult,
293
00:21:56,113 --> 00:22:00,379
I will make your life
exponentially more painful.
294
00:22:00,484 --> 00:22:01,542
Yeah!
295
00:22:02,219 --> 00:22:04,210
If you have a complaint,
296
00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:07,020
all you have to do,
297
00:22:07,224 --> 00:22:09,522
write it down
on a piece of paper,
298
00:22:10,094 --> 00:22:11,959
put it in an envelope
299
00:22:12,029 --> 00:22:13,860
and stick it up
your asshole.
300
00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:16,764
Give me some brown sugar!
Tell them how we do it, boy!
301
00:22:19,537 --> 00:22:23,667
If you feel that you've
been treated unfairly,
302
00:22:24,942 --> 00:22:29,106
write it neatly on some paper,
fold it up real good,
303
00:22:29,447 --> 00:22:33,008
pull your cheeks apart
and stick it up your asshole.
304
00:22:37,922 --> 00:22:43,622
If you have comments
or suggestions about
how I run my prison
305
00:22:43,694 --> 00:22:48,654
or, let's say,
maybe the cuisine
is not to your liking,
306
00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:52,129
please write a letter
to my office.
307
00:22:52,336 --> 00:22:58,741
Just make sure that
under "return address,"
you write the word "asshole,"
308
00:22:59,343 --> 00:23:02,710
so that my head guard,
Mr. Shanahan, can assist you
309
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:04,338
in pulling
your cheeks apart
310
00:23:04,415 --> 00:23:06,076
and sticking it up
your asshole.
311
00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:08,948
He's got some
pretty eyes. Pretty lips.
312
00:23:11,856 --> 00:23:13,983
Come on, that was funny.
313
00:23:16,794 --> 00:23:18,785
All right! Move it out!
314
00:23:18,863 --> 00:23:22,026
Cell 433. I want you
to sign right there.
315
00:23:24,468 --> 00:23:26,265
Move off, Biederman.
316
00:23:28,272 --> 00:23:29,899
Lyshitski, John Q.
317
00:23:29,974 --> 00:23:31,464
Hello, Johnny.
How you doing?
318
00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:34,602
Rooney. No glasses.
You got the surgery.
319
00:23:35,212 --> 00:23:36,577
Yes, I did.
320
00:23:36,647 --> 00:23:40,014
One Metallica t-shirt,
Master of Puppets.
321
00:23:41,218 --> 00:23:42,708
One money clip.
322
00:23:42,787 --> 00:23:46,120
I'd like to room
with Biederman.
323
00:23:46,957 --> 00:23:51,758
Empty. Cell number 433.
324
00:23:52,797 --> 00:23:53,821
Sign right there.
325
00:23:53,898 --> 00:23:55,297
Can I get my old shit?
326
00:23:55,366 --> 00:23:56,594
Give it to him.
327
00:23:56,667 --> 00:24:00,660
So fate, with a little help
from every last nickel I had,
328
00:24:00,738 --> 00:24:05,402
threw me into a cell
with the esteemed
Nelson Biederman IV.
329
00:24:05,476 --> 00:24:09,071
Today is the first day
of the rest
of my beautiful life.
330
00:24:11,215 --> 00:24:12,614
People think
they can't imagine
331
00:24:12,683 --> 00:24:14,310
what it feels like
to be in prison.
332
00:24:14,418 --> 00:24:15,510
It's easy.
333
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:17,110
You know that
bolt of fear you get
334
00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:20,123
when you see a cop's
flashing red lights
in your rear view?
335
00:24:20,191 --> 00:24:22,625
It makes you dizzy and
kind of sick to your stomach.
336
00:24:22,693 --> 00:24:25,025
Now imagine feeling that
24 hours a day
337
00:24:25,095 --> 00:24:28,656
while you're surrounded
by convicted killers
who feel the exact same way.
338
00:24:28,732 --> 00:24:30,859
It'd kind of put you
on edge, huh?
339
00:24:30,935 --> 00:24:33,267
Well, that's life
in the machine.
340
00:24:33,337 --> 00:24:35,737
Nobody's here to relax,
and once you're in,
341
00:24:35,806 --> 00:24:37,967
there's only one
quick way out.
342
00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:39,407
In a body bag.
343
00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:42,275
- Dead man rolling!
- Dead man rolling!
344
00:24:46,784 --> 00:24:48,012
Wait...
345
00:24:49,653 --> 00:24:52,918
Well, be it ever so humble.
346
00:24:59,663 --> 00:25:01,597
I'll just
take the top.
347
00:25:07,705 --> 00:25:10,196
It doesn't seem like
they cleaned this toilet up.
348
00:25:10,274 --> 00:25:11,798
It's disgusting.
349
00:25:12,743 --> 00:25:15,075
Hey, bro, hold it.
You got two minutes.
350
00:25:19,116 --> 00:25:21,880
You want in on it?
Come on. What we got here?
351
00:25:23,954 --> 00:25:28,118
Look, amigo, if you're
gonna make it in here,
you better smarten up.
352
00:25:30,294 --> 00:25:33,092
Those pricks out there
see you like this,
you won't make it a week.
353
00:25:33,163 --> 00:25:35,358
You don't wanna die
in your first week,
do you?
354
00:25:35,432 --> 00:25:36,524
No.
355
00:25:38,269 --> 00:25:39,463
Right.
356
00:25:39,937 --> 00:25:42,633
So you got to trust me.
Do what I do.
357
00:25:43,607 --> 00:25:46,576
Just keep your mouth shut
and try not to cry.
358
00:25:47,378 --> 00:25:49,278
It's all right to cry.
359
00:25:50,247 --> 00:25:52,545
Crying takes the sad
out of you.
360
00:25:53,517 --> 00:25:55,644
"Crying takes the sad
out of you"?
361
00:25:56,287 --> 00:25:58,653
Hey, that shit may
have flown back when
you were a human being,
362
00:25:58,722 --> 00:26:01,748
but you're not now.
You're a piece of meat
and you're in the grinder.
363
00:26:01,825 --> 00:26:03,452
The softer you are,
the more it's gonna
grind you up,
364
00:26:03,527 --> 00:26:06,325
and the more them animals
are gonna wanna eat you.
365
00:26:06,397 --> 00:26:08,865
All right,
you gotta toughen up.
366
00:26:09,533 --> 00:26:11,501
Show me your tough face.
367
00:26:12,803 --> 00:26:14,964
Show me Nelson's
tough face.
368
00:26:20,644 --> 00:26:23,807
Jesus, you look like you're
going to take a shit,
or something.
369
00:26:23,881 --> 00:26:25,906
Hey, John.
How you doing?
370
00:26:25,983 --> 00:26:28,383
Same Lyshitski,
different day.
371
00:26:28,452 --> 00:26:30,352
Got some mail for you.
372
00:26:30,688 --> 00:26:33,020
Bit backed up.
Couple weeks.
373
00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:34,489
Who's the new guy?
374
00:26:35,059 --> 00:26:38,085
That is Nelson Biederman IV.
375
00:26:45,235 --> 00:26:47,863
He got to take
a shit or something?
376
00:26:48,839 --> 00:26:51,433
- No, he's trying
to look like bad meat.
- Yeah.
377
00:26:55,346 --> 00:26:56,540
Okay.
378
00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:02,245
Now keep it quiet
down there.
379
00:27:03,854 --> 00:27:06,152
Look at this,
we can order out.
380
00:27:06,957 --> 00:27:08,822
I need some
toilet paper, what's up?
381
00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:11,084
Well, we got to you.
382
00:27:11,161 --> 00:27:13,220
So now what do we do?
383
00:27:13,464 --> 00:27:14,453
Hmm?
384
00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:17,827
What do you mean?
385
00:27:18,268 --> 00:27:19,826
What do I mean?
386
00:27:20,537 --> 00:27:23,335
I mean, what are we...
What are we supposed to do?
387
00:27:23,741 --> 00:27:26,107
We're doing it, man.
This is it.
388
00:27:27,544 --> 00:27:30,104
We're right in
the thick of the action.
389
00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:32,614
We hang out here,
go to lunch,
390
00:27:32,683 --> 00:27:34,981
come back, hang out some more,
go to dinner.
391
00:27:36,820 --> 00:27:39,448
You know how someone
might describe a situation
392
00:27:39,523 --> 00:27:43,550
that's unpleasant or confining
as being "like a prison"?
393
00:27:45,929 --> 00:27:48,830
Yeah.
This is what
they were referring to.
394
00:27:49,199 --> 00:27:51,667
Cállate la boca!
395
00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:56,233
It costs $54 a day
to keep a person in prison,
396
00:27:56,306 --> 00:27:59,332
which comes out to
$75 million a day nationally.
397
00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:01,571
That's $28 billion a year.
398
00:28:01,645 --> 00:28:03,044
When you think about it,
399
00:28:03,113 --> 00:28:06,105
wouldn't it be cheaper
just to let us keep
your goddamn car stereos?
400
00:28:08,986 --> 00:28:11,216
What's on the menu today,
good sir?
401
00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:17,185
That's meat.
That ain't meat.
402
00:28:19,029 --> 00:28:20,428
Ain't meat.
403
00:28:25,069 --> 00:28:26,559
Hit me with some meat.
404
00:28:26,637 --> 00:28:27,831
Hey, come on,
hurry up.
405
00:28:32,009 --> 00:28:34,477
Great American
melting pot.
406
00:28:34,545 --> 00:28:38,504
You know,
20% of all prisoners
aren't even US citizens?
407
00:28:38,582 --> 00:28:41,779
About 10% are Mexican,
2% Colombian.
408
00:28:41,852 --> 00:28:43,979
I can't
tell the difference.
409
00:28:44,321 --> 00:28:46,653
How do you know
all this stuff, John?
410
00:28:46,724 --> 00:28:49,215
I'm on a lot of
weird mailing lists.
411
00:28:49,293 --> 00:28:51,420
See those bad asses
over there?
412
00:28:51,495 --> 00:28:52,689
They're the White Kingdom.
413
00:28:52,763 --> 00:28:54,492
They pretty much
run the roost.
414
00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:59,629
He who controls the smack,
controls the joint,
and by "he," I mean him.
415
00:28:59,703 --> 00:29:01,967
Lynard.
Don't be fooled, though.
416
00:29:02,039 --> 00:29:05,202
Underneath all those swastikas
he's a real prick.
417
00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:08,139
Hey, hey.
You ain't gonna
eat that, right?
418
00:29:11,482 --> 00:29:13,950
At exactly 12:15,
stand up.
419
00:29:15,652 --> 00:29:16,744
Why?
420
00:29:17,621 --> 00:29:20,055
Just do it.
It's kind of a prank.
421
00:29:20,924 --> 00:29:21,982
Oh.
422
00:29:22,726 --> 00:29:25,820
We used to
do this sort of thing
all the time at prep school.
423
00:29:25,896 --> 00:29:29,491
A couple of the boys
wanted to put one over
on old Professor LaRoche.
424
00:29:31,034 --> 00:29:32,865
At exactly
the appointed minute,
425
00:29:32,936 --> 00:29:36,702
all the boys would
push their books
down onto the floor.
426
00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:39,004
Old LaRoche almost
had a heart attack...
Oh, shit. Not the face.
427
00:29:39,076 --> 00:29:40,566
Not the face!
428
00:29:43,013 --> 00:29:45,481
Break it up!
Break it up!
429
00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:49,309
You, fish,
who started this shit?
430
00:29:49,853 --> 00:29:51,684
Leave it alone.
431
00:29:56,827 --> 00:29:57,953
He did.
432
00:29:58,028 --> 00:30:00,588
All right, Lynard,
you're going to the hole.
433
00:30:00,664 --> 00:30:04,065
Lunch is over, ladies,
hit the showers! Move it!
434
00:30:07,971 --> 00:30:11,099
That's gotta be the stupidest
goddamn thing I've ever seen.
435
00:30:11,175 --> 00:30:12,767
Never narc on somebody.
436
00:30:12,843 --> 00:30:14,606
I mean,
haven't you seen
any prison movies?
437
00:30:14,678 --> 00:30:15,667
You told me to.
438
00:30:15,746 --> 00:30:17,873
Yeah. I didn't mean
for you to tell the truth.
439
00:30:17,948 --> 00:30:22,044
You're dead, and I'll probably
gonna get kicked in the teeth
just for talking to you.
440
00:30:22,119 --> 00:30:23,484
I'm sorry.
441
00:30:25,189 --> 00:30:26,747
Okay.
442
00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:30,453
Listen, from now on you do
exactly as I say. Exactly.
443
00:30:30,928 --> 00:30:32,361
Okay?
Okay.
444
00:30:33,397 --> 00:30:36,332
Just remember,
number one rule in prison,
445
00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:39,368
always look out
for your cellmate.
446
00:30:40,771 --> 00:30:43,535
Remember,
the number one rule in prison,
447
00:30:44,107 --> 00:30:46,905
never trust anybody.
448
00:30:52,649 --> 00:30:54,583
Of all the fears
men have about prison,
449
00:30:54,651 --> 00:30:56,744
loss of liberty,
eating bad food,
450
00:30:56,820 --> 00:30:58,845
claustrophobia, loneliness,
451
00:30:58,922 --> 00:31:02,881
none of them compare
to the prospect of
being fucked up the ass.
452
00:31:03,427 --> 00:31:05,258
So,
what's a beautiful
white boy like you
453
00:31:05,329 --> 00:31:06,990
doing in a place
like this?
454
00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:10,055
Three to five.
455
00:31:11,435 --> 00:31:12,925
Soft time, huh?
456
00:31:13,904 --> 00:31:15,030
Yeah.
457
00:31:16,173 --> 00:31:17,936
I like soft things.
458
00:31:18,742 --> 00:31:21,040
You know,
like, soft music,
459
00:31:21,578 --> 00:31:24,775
maybe a soft
little baby duck
on Easter morning.
460
00:31:28,118 --> 00:31:29,813
You like little baby ducks?
461
00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:33,721
Hey, back the hell off,
Barry.
462
00:31:34,124 --> 00:31:35,591
He's my bitch.
463
00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:39,227
Hey, Lyshitski,
how's it hanging?
464
00:31:40,030 --> 00:31:41,930
Little to the right,
I see.
465
00:31:42,366 --> 00:31:45,096
Hey, he's my property,
dickmonster.
466
00:31:45,369 --> 00:31:46,996
You guys got that?
467
00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:48,901
This little filly's all mine.
468
00:31:48,972 --> 00:31:50,906
You can look,
but don't touch.
469
00:31:50,974 --> 00:31:54,273
Juliet's asshole's got
one name stenciled on it.
Mine.
470
00:31:54,344 --> 00:31:58,110
Romeo. Romeo Lyshitski.
Capisce, amigos?
471
00:31:58,181 --> 00:31:59,978
No rear entry.
472
00:32:01,251 --> 00:32:02,946
That goes for you.
473
00:32:07,157 --> 00:32:09,682
That big bastard's
the head of the Black G-Lords.
474
00:32:13,163 --> 00:32:16,098
I don't mean to sound
ungrateful, John,
475
00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:19,294
but did you have to stick
your finger up my ass?
476
00:32:19,603 --> 00:32:21,901
No. Probably not.
477
00:32:24,074 --> 00:32:25,701
But it happened.
478
00:32:27,544 --> 00:32:29,512
You've gotta get me
out of here. Now!
479
00:32:29,579 --> 00:32:31,911
Before I become
bitch du jour for
one of the G-Lords.
480
00:32:31,982 --> 00:32:34,143
I don't care how much
it costs. I want out.
481
00:32:35,152 --> 00:32:36,642
Well, that's just it,
Mr. Biederman,
482
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,984
you don't have any money.
483
00:32:39,056 --> 00:32:41,183
What're you talking about?
I have millions.
484
00:32:41,258 --> 00:32:43,317
Well, the Foundation does,
yes,
485
00:32:43,393 --> 00:32:47,159
but legally,
you have no access
to the Foundation's funds
486
00:32:47,230 --> 00:32:50,324
unless you are chairman,
which you are no longer.
487
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,369
My father started
the Biederman Foundation.
488
00:32:53,437 --> 00:32:57,203
My name is Nelson Biederman!
You can't fire me!
489
00:32:57,774 --> 00:33:01,870
Actually, according to
the Foundation's charter,
we were required to.
490
00:33:01,945 --> 00:33:05,244
So, without Foundation funds,
you don't have a dime.
491
00:33:05,315 --> 00:33:08,682
Unless you've been working
a paper route on the side.
492
00:33:12,189 --> 00:33:13,679
I'm so sorry.
493
00:33:14,324 --> 00:33:18,158
That's why I brought you
a Fresca.
494
00:33:18,261 --> 00:33:19,751
Hey, hey. Sit down.
495
00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:23,129
After all,
we are a charity.
496
00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:27,025
So here. Just lean in.
Go ahead.
497
00:33:27,104 --> 00:33:29,038
- No food or drinks!
- Oh.
498
00:33:29,539 --> 00:33:32,906
Ouch.
I'm sorry, Mr. Biederman.
499
00:33:33,643 --> 00:33:36,305
Hurry it up.
A lot of people waiting.
500
00:33:39,649 --> 00:33:40,809
Duane!
501
00:35:32,095 --> 00:35:34,290
Thank you
for the pencil, John.
502
00:35:34,364 --> 00:35:36,559
No problem.
Found it in the shitter.
503
00:35:57,687 --> 00:36:00,315
All right, Johnny,
how much for real?
504
00:36:02,659 --> 00:36:06,220
Well, he's a really
good friend of mine.
505
00:36:06,296 --> 00:36:10,460
I couldn't possibly
let you have him for
anything less than, say,
506
00:36:10,867 --> 00:36:14,064
half ounce of grass,
four cartons of smokes?
507
00:36:14,404 --> 00:36:17,601
Shit. Honky, please.
You out your mind?
508
00:36:17,674 --> 00:36:19,904
Hey, you want to
break off a piece
of that white chocolate,
509
00:36:19,976 --> 00:36:21,637
it's going to cost you.
510
00:36:28,385 --> 00:36:29,716
Well, shit.
511
00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:33,385
Your name must be Monty Hall,
motherfucker,
512
00:36:33,456 --> 00:36:34,718
'cause
we just made a deal.
513
00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:39,721
You gonna
say it to my fist!
514
00:36:45,802 --> 00:36:47,963
Come on, man!
515
00:36:53,577 --> 00:36:55,568
What's with the robe,
John?
516
00:36:55,645 --> 00:36:57,613
Well, if you wanna
keep getting the catalog,
517
00:36:57,681 --> 00:37:00,775
you got to order something
every now and again.
518
00:37:00,850 --> 00:37:03,341
Figured I'd get
more use out of this
than a Miracle Bra.
519
00:37:05,422 --> 00:37:08,255
Lyshitski,
garbage detail!
520
00:37:11,928 --> 00:37:13,919
Wait, you're not gonna
leave me in here
by myself, are you?
521
00:37:13,997 --> 00:37:16,898
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Just remember your tough face.
522
00:37:22,872 --> 00:37:24,464
Oh, spooky.
523
00:37:24,975 --> 00:37:27,910
Looks like he has to
take a shit. Come on!
524
00:37:31,481 --> 00:37:33,312
Hold the fort, amigo.
525
00:37:40,390 --> 00:37:41,755
Hey, thanks, Shanahan.
526
00:37:41,825 --> 00:37:44,225
Don't thank me, asshole,
just pay me.
527
00:38:13,923 --> 00:38:17,916
I'd like to apologize
for the crassness
of my associates.
528
00:38:19,329 --> 00:38:24,266
I doubt very much
if they've even cracked
the binding on Emily Post.
529
00:38:28,471 --> 00:38:30,564
Would you like some merlot?
530
00:38:34,577 --> 00:38:36,545
I make it in the toilet.
531
00:38:42,485 --> 00:38:44,009
Are you Pisces?
532
00:38:47,590 --> 00:38:49,922
Yeah, I knew it.
533
00:38:49,993 --> 00:38:54,157
How do you do it, Barry?
How do you do it?
534
00:38:55,665 --> 00:38:58,190
So what shall we drink to?
535
00:39:01,905 --> 00:39:03,304
Oh, I know.
536
00:39:04,341 --> 00:39:06,366
Serendipity.
537
00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:11,310
What a delightful
force of nature,
serendipity.
538
00:39:22,959 --> 00:39:24,119
Yummy.
539
00:39:26,062 --> 00:39:29,554
Look here, Nelson,
can I ask you a question?
540
00:39:32,502 --> 00:39:34,663
Does my ass
look big to you?
541
00:39:42,278 --> 00:39:43,905
No?
Liar!
542
00:39:44,381 --> 00:39:47,179
I ought to cut
your stinking-ass,
lying throat for lying!
543
00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:52,552
I'm a cow! A big-hipped,
fat, nasty, gelatin-assed,
buttermilk-making cow!
544
00:39:55,692 --> 00:39:57,592
You wear it very well.
545
00:39:59,329 --> 00:40:00,353
Oh.
546
00:40:01,731 --> 00:40:02,857
Well.
547
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:05,800
Thank you, sweet thing.
548
00:40:06,035 --> 00:40:07,400
But look here, now,
549
00:40:07,470 --> 00:40:10,132
don't you ever lie to
Barry again, you hear me?
550
00:40:10,607 --> 00:40:12,199
'Cause if you do,
551
00:40:12,275 --> 00:40:15,472
I'm gonna have
to remove your genitals
and put them in a shoebox.
552
00:40:15,545 --> 00:40:16,705
You understand?
553
00:40:20,950 --> 00:40:24,943
Yeah. So now
I'm going to tell you
a little secret, Nelson.
554
00:40:29,359 --> 00:40:31,987
Boy, I go apeshit
for Chuck Mangione.
555
00:40:34,164 --> 00:40:35,995
But enough small talk.
556
00:40:40,170 --> 00:40:43,571
You're new here,
so let me tell you
how this shit go.
557
00:40:53,116 --> 00:40:56,779
You see, I own you,
little Pisces.
558
00:40:57,754 --> 00:41:01,451
You are my property,
to do with as I please,
559
00:41:02,425 --> 00:41:06,794
but we don't have
to do everything tonight.
Hell, we got three to five.
560
00:41:07,497 --> 00:41:08,862
So for now
561
00:41:09,766 --> 00:41:14,100
what say you
just give Barry
a little Eskimo kiss?
562
00:41:15,205 --> 00:41:18,140
Eskimo kiss ain't never
hurt nobody, right?
563
00:41:20,109 --> 00:41:21,303
Sorry.
564
00:41:23,346 --> 00:41:24,608
I can't.
565
00:41:24,981 --> 00:41:26,243
Oh, baby.
566
00:41:27,684 --> 00:41:30,312
Don't make me go get
no shoebox, now.
567
00:41:33,223 --> 00:41:36,624
Come on. Eskimo.
568
00:41:53,176 --> 00:41:58,204
- Eskimo! Eskimo!
- Eskimo! Eskimo!
569
00:42:06,456 --> 00:42:07,514
Oh, come on now.
570
00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:08,887
You didn't think
old Barry was going to
571
00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:11,756
just take advantage
on the first date, did you?
572
00:42:11,828 --> 00:42:13,318
If you did,
573
00:42:14,864 --> 00:42:17,560
then I guess you just
don't know Barry.
574
00:42:19,202 --> 00:42:20,328
No, no.
575
00:42:22,272 --> 00:42:25,469
Prepare to be wooed
576
00:42:27,310 --> 00:42:28,834
by the master.
577
00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:35,649
Hell, yeah.
578
00:42:39,222 --> 00:42:41,087
"Dear new pen pal,
579
00:42:41,457 --> 00:42:43,755
"my name is
Nelson Biederman IV.
580
00:42:43,826 --> 00:42:45,191
"I'm 30 years old,
581
00:42:45,328 --> 00:42:47,922
"and I've been in prison
for three months.
582
00:42:47,997 --> 00:42:49,191
"In this hell-hole,
583
00:42:49,265 --> 00:42:51,130
"I've had my ass kicked
so many times
584
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,259
"my shit has
footprints in it."
585
00:42:53,336 --> 00:42:56,965
"But you know what?
I think I'm going
to make it.
586
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,667
"At least
I can rest assured
587
00:42:58,741 --> 00:43:00,834
"it can't possibly
get any worse.
588
00:43:01,244 --> 00:43:03,212
"Anyway, thanks for listening.
589
00:43:03,279 --> 00:43:07,113
"I'll have to sign off now,
as someone is pissing on me.
590
00:43:07,183 --> 00:43:09,242
"Your new friend, Nelson."
591
00:43:14,691 --> 00:43:19,025
That's a message from Lynard.
He gets out of the hole today.
592
00:43:19,729 --> 00:43:21,754
He can't wait to see you.
593
00:43:22,632 --> 00:43:24,065
Sleep tight.
594
00:43:29,238 --> 00:43:31,297
I'm dead.
Not necessarily.
595
00:43:31,975 --> 00:43:34,136
He might just kick your ass.
596
00:43:35,011 --> 00:43:36,535
Really?
Yeah.
597
00:43:36,813 --> 00:43:38,110
I mean, every day.
598
00:43:38,648 --> 00:43:40,172
For months or years,
599
00:43:41,084 --> 00:43:42,210
till you're dead.
600
00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:46,818
Man, I'm hungry.
You wanna go grab
some lunch, bud?
601
00:43:49,058 --> 00:43:50,821
Dead man walking.
602
00:43:52,295 --> 00:43:54,160
He's not gonna kill me here,
is he?
603
00:43:54,230 --> 00:43:57,631
Oh, no.
All the smart money's
bet on the rec yard.
604
00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:59,895
Wait, people are betting
on when I'm gonna be killed?
605
00:43:59,969 --> 00:44:04,201
Of course.
Prison's a boring place.
They'll bet on anything.
606
00:44:04,273 --> 00:44:05,638
Shanahan's the bank.
607
00:44:05,708 --> 00:44:07,266
Hell, I lost
four cartons of smokes
608
00:44:07,343 --> 00:44:09,573
on how much one of
Jesus' turds weighed.
609
00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:10,772
Look, this is ridiculous.
610
00:44:10,847 --> 00:44:11,871
I'm gonna
go talk to Lynard,
611
00:44:11,948 --> 00:44:14,280
reason with him
as one adult to another,
612
00:44:14,350 --> 00:44:16,910
apologize to him, and put
this entire thing behind us.
613
00:44:16,986 --> 00:44:19,477
I can't see how
you can go wrong.
614
00:44:20,957 --> 00:44:22,185
Thanks.
615
00:44:27,597 --> 00:44:30,760
That's the one over here,
fool. What I'm talking about.
616
00:44:32,502 --> 00:44:33,992
Hey, come on,
hurry it up.
617
00:44:34,337 --> 00:44:35,827
Mr. Lynard.
618
00:44:42,412 --> 00:44:43,811
Mr. Lynard,
619
00:44:44,647 --> 00:44:47,081
I know that
we did not start
620
00:44:47,150 --> 00:44:49,084
under the best
of circumstances,
621
00:44:49,152 --> 00:44:53,111
so I just want
to say how sorry I am
for the misunderstanding...
622
00:44:56,526 --> 00:44:57,584
Okay.
623
00:44:59,328 --> 00:45:00,420
Okay.
624
00:45:01,998 --> 00:45:03,625
I deserved that.
625
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,231
I deserved that. I...
626
00:45:13,609 --> 00:45:15,236
Well, we're even.
627
00:45:16,713 --> 00:45:18,578
I have done you wrong,
628
00:45:20,717 --> 00:45:23,550
and twice, you have
stabbed me with forks.
629
00:45:24,187 --> 00:45:28,954
So let's just try to
put this whole thing
behind us
630
00:45:31,627 --> 00:45:34,494
and carry on about
this business of living.
631
00:45:34,564 --> 00:45:35,656
Sit.
632
00:45:36,899 --> 00:45:37,957
Sit.
633
00:45:39,035 --> 00:45:41,799
Well, I should really
get back to my friends.
634
00:45:41,871 --> 00:45:42,963
Sit.
635
00:45:50,913 --> 00:45:53,848
It took a lot of guts
to do what you did.
636
00:45:54,383 --> 00:45:57,011
Nobody's ever stood up
to me before,
637
00:45:57,553 --> 00:45:59,214
except my old man.
638
00:46:01,691 --> 00:46:03,181
I'm sure he's a great man.
639
00:46:03,259 --> 00:46:04,487
I killed him.
640
00:46:06,262 --> 00:46:08,662
I'm gonna kill you
the same way.
641
00:46:12,902 --> 00:46:14,995
You didn't kill him
with kindness? Did you?
642
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,330
With a hammer.
643
00:46:20,777 --> 00:46:22,404
Like the Beatles song.
644
00:46:24,347 --> 00:46:26,110
Don't scream.
645
00:46:30,319 --> 00:46:33,686
Now, give me
my eating utensil back.
646
00:46:35,258 --> 00:46:37,692
Your mama!
That's what I'm looking at.
647
00:46:47,069 --> 00:46:49,435
Hey, bud, how'd it go?
Super.
648
00:46:50,339 --> 00:46:52,807
All right. So he's not
going to kill you?
649
00:46:53,476 --> 00:46:55,910
No, he is,
just not right now.
650
00:47:02,318 --> 00:47:03,979
Not here, fellas.
651
00:47:04,387 --> 00:47:05,718
Thank you.
652
00:47:05,922 --> 00:47:07,116
Thanks for playing.
653
00:47:25,141 --> 00:47:27,439
Hey, don't sweat it,
compadre.
654
00:47:27,944 --> 00:47:31,072
The way I see it is
you still got three options.
655
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,847
You could kill yourself,
you could fight him,
656
00:47:35,718 --> 00:47:37,151
or you could just
let him kill you,
657
00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:39,984
which honestly might be
your best solution.
658
00:47:45,194 --> 00:47:48,755
Or you could always
move out to the boondocks.
659
00:47:49,232 --> 00:47:51,996
Get a little place
of your own, private cell.
660
00:47:53,336 --> 00:47:54,564
Private cell?
661
00:47:54,704 --> 00:47:56,331
How do I do that?
662
00:47:58,708 --> 00:48:01,142
Well, just stand right here.
Okay?
663
00:48:04,113 --> 00:48:05,239
Hey!
664
00:48:05,314 --> 00:48:07,782
- Watch it!
- That ain't mine.
It's cool.
665
00:48:12,622 --> 00:48:13,646
Hi.
666
00:48:18,961 --> 00:48:19,950
When you're
already in jail
667
00:48:20,029 --> 00:48:21,394
and you break the rules
you think,
668
00:48:21,464 --> 00:48:24,092
"What the hell
are they gonna do,
throw me in jail?"
669
00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:25,394
The answer's yes.
670
00:48:25,468 --> 00:48:27,459
It's called isolation.
The hole.
671
00:48:28,004 --> 00:48:30,199
In the hole,
it's impossible to
tell the difference
672
00:48:30,273 --> 00:48:32,036
between five minutes
and forever.
673
00:48:32,108 --> 00:48:33,666
Your mind
plays tricks on you,
674
00:48:33,743 --> 00:48:36,610
you get depressed,
you get disoriented,
675
00:48:36,679 --> 00:48:38,704
but most folks
just suffer from extreme panic
676
00:48:38,781 --> 00:48:40,715
and vivid,
horrifying hallucinations.
677
00:48:40,783 --> 00:48:42,876
Nelson. Nelson.
678
00:48:43,386 --> 00:48:47,015
- Who's there?
- It's me, Nelson,
Sergeant Barker.
679
00:48:47,256 --> 00:48:49,156
The dog that fights crack.
680
00:48:49,225 --> 00:48:52,558
Please!
Please open the door!
681
00:48:57,133 --> 00:48:58,828
Had enough of yourself
already?
682
00:48:58,901 --> 00:49:00,425
I don't blame you.
Let's go.
683
00:49:00,503 --> 00:49:02,664
- How long was I in there?
- Two days.
684
00:49:06,509 --> 00:49:09,103
Hey. Look who's back.
685
00:49:09,545 --> 00:49:10,944
How are you, killer?
686
00:49:11,013 --> 00:49:13,538
Nice stubble.
Very Miami Vice.
687
00:49:13,616 --> 00:49:14,674
Get out of here.
688
00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:16,149
Looks good.
689
00:49:18,387 --> 00:49:19,945
Looks beautiful.
Looks beautiful.
690
00:49:20,022 --> 00:49:22,047
How you holding up,
Nelson?
691
00:49:24,327 --> 00:49:25,624
I'm not going to make it.
692
00:49:25,695 --> 00:49:26,889
What do you mean?
693
00:49:27,263 --> 00:49:29,595
You're not thinking about
doing yourself in, are you?
694
00:49:39,442 --> 00:49:41,910
My friend,
I'm all out of smack today,
695
00:49:42,645 --> 00:49:44,579
but you may be in luck.
696
00:49:44,647 --> 00:49:47,115
Because I've got some
very nice alternatives.
697
00:49:47,683 --> 00:49:48,672
Paprika.
698
00:49:49,285 --> 00:49:51,116
That's right. Paprika.
699
00:49:51,187 --> 00:49:54,384
A mere two, three pounds
of this stuff, boom!
To the moon.
700
00:49:54,457 --> 00:49:57,426
Only side effects may be
some mild-to-uncontrollable
shitting.
701
00:49:57,493 --> 00:49:59,188
I need something
that will kill me.
702
00:49:59,261 --> 00:50:00,660
Oh, it's like that.
703
00:50:00,896 --> 00:50:03,194
I don't condone that,
my friend,
704
00:50:03,366 --> 00:50:07,097
but pretty much
any of this shit'll kill you.
705
00:50:09,038 --> 00:50:11,836
Oh yeah, I got old
standard drain cleaner.
706
00:50:14,076 --> 00:50:15,600
Brass cleaner.
707
00:50:17,113 --> 00:50:18,603
Oh!
708
00:50:19,115 --> 00:50:20,742
Eureka. Oh, yeah.
709
00:50:21,617 --> 00:50:24,245
This is something
called boat cleaner.
710
00:50:26,455 --> 00:50:29,117
I think it's used
to clean boats with.
711
00:50:30,393 --> 00:50:33,055
Give me the boat cleaner
and a needle.
712
00:50:43,339 --> 00:50:44,931
"Dear Pen Pal.
713
00:50:45,074 --> 00:50:48,532
"Well, I'm beaten.
It's all over for me.
714
00:50:49,078 --> 00:50:50,511
"I have to do
whatever I have to do
715
00:50:50,579 --> 00:50:52,706
"to get away from the evil,
soulless douchebags
716
00:50:52,782 --> 00:50:56,650
"who populate this
filth-infested shit hole."
717
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,279
"I dream about
lining up the ass-wipes
718
00:50:59,355 --> 00:51:00,788
"who run this place
719
00:51:01,057 --> 00:51:03,218
"and cutting off their dicks.
720
00:51:03,292 --> 00:51:06,557
"Pardon my fucking French.
I guess they win.
721
00:51:07,930 --> 00:51:10,398
"They've made me
into one of them.
722
00:51:11,567 --> 00:51:14,434
"From one vicious
motherfucker to another.
723
00:51:14,670 --> 00:51:18,800
"Good luck with the rest
of the second grade
and stay free.
724
00:51:19,308 --> 00:51:21,538
"Your pal in the pen,
Nelson."
725
00:51:24,246 --> 00:51:26,874
I'm sorry I missed
your letter, Billy.
726
00:51:27,616 --> 00:51:29,982
Okay. Jane, you're next.
727
00:51:43,065 --> 00:51:45,533
Hey, Nelson,
I'm gonna take a quick walk.
728
00:51:46,469 --> 00:51:47,993
See you later.
729
00:51:55,444 --> 00:51:58,242
You know,
it's times like this
730
00:51:58,314 --> 00:52:00,908
when I think
about something
my dad once said to me.
731
00:52:00,983 --> 00:52:03,975
He said, "Oh, God,
please don't kill me
732
00:52:04,053 --> 00:52:06,214
"with the hammer,
Lynard, please."
733
00:52:07,456 --> 00:52:09,083
Hey!
I don't need any help here.
734
00:52:09,225 --> 00:52:10,954
Back off or you're next.
735
00:52:15,598 --> 00:52:17,532
You're not part coon,
are you?
736
00:52:18,067 --> 00:52:21,298
I'd have a lot more fun
doing this if you were
part coon.
737
00:52:22,404 --> 00:52:23,928
Hey, let's hold it
down in here.
738
00:52:24,006 --> 00:52:25,303
Sorry, no coon.
739
00:52:26,709 --> 00:52:28,176
Mostly Dutch.
740
00:52:29,445 --> 00:52:34,280
Well, I'm gonna kick you
in the face anyway, I guess.
741
00:52:47,730 --> 00:52:49,095
Ring around the rosy.
742
00:53:03,212 --> 00:53:05,976
Well, hee-haw.
What have we here?
743
00:53:06,048 --> 00:53:07,447
That's mine.
744
00:53:07,816 --> 00:53:10,683
You're holding out
on your old pal Lynard.
745
00:53:10,753 --> 00:53:15,554
No, Lynard, it's not that,
it's... It's my last fix.
746
00:53:17,626 --> 00:53:18,888
Oh, yeah.
747
00:53:19,061 --> 00:53:21,120
Please. Kill me
if you want, Lynard,
748
00:53:21,197 --> 00:53:22,994
but please don't make me
face it sober.
749
00:53:23,065 --> 00:53:24,794
Screw yourself, dickhead.
750
00:53:25,301 --> 00:53:26,825
You don't need this
where you're going.
751
00:53:26,902 --> 00:53:28,961
I'm begging you.
752
00:53:32,975 --> 00:53:34,306
Don't do it.
753
00:53:37,279 --> 00:53:39,474
Don't throw me
into the briar patch.
754
00:53:41,450 --> 00:53:42,712
Do what?
755
00:53:50,526 --> 00:53:53,017
If you weren't such
a white-supremacist asshole,
756
00:53:53,095 --> 00:53:55,461
you would have read up
on your Uncle Remus.
757
00:54:10,879 --> 00:54:12,813
I did what I had to do.
758
00:54:19,188 --> 00:54:22,624
You heard the man.
Back up, boys.
759
00:54:29,231 --> 00:54:31,791
Well, that was pretty
goddamn weird.
760
00:54:32,368 --> 00:54:35,735
You know,
you're gonna get
another 20 years for that.
761
00:54:35,971 --> 00:54:37,962
For what?
I didn't do anything.
762
00:54:38,207 --> 00:54:39,504
He shot himself up.
763
00:54:40,743 --> 00:54:42,870
I got the needle right here.
764
00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:49,239
Fuck.
765
00:54:52,988 --> 00:54:55,183
So the plot fucking thickens.
766
00:54:58,794 --> 00:55:00,421
What did you say?
Hmm?
767
00:55:02,965 --> 00:55:05,399
Nothing.
Did I say that out loud?
768
00:55:23,919 --> 00:55:25,216
Oh shit, John.
769
00:55:25,454 --> 00:55:27,285
They're all staring at me.
What do I do?
770
00:55:27,923 --> 00:55:29,652
Just play it cool, amigo.
771
00:55:32,861 --> 00:55:34,328
Hey, I got
something for you.
772
00:55:34,396 --> 00:55:36,728
No, man, I don't want
any Biederman action.
773
00:55:38,734 --> 00:55:39,928
What do you want?
774
00:55:40,002 --> 00:55:41,970
I just wanted to say
I owe you one.
775
00:55:42,037 --> 00:55:45,768
Lynard was
the kind of dickhead
who gives Nazis a bad name.
776
00:55:45,974 --> 00:55:50,604
So anyway, from now on,
White Kingdom's got your back.
777
00:55:50,813 --> 00:55:52,337
Yeah. Brother.
White Kingdom.
778
00:55:59,955 --> 00:56:02,515
- White Kingdom.
- White Kingdom. Yeah.
779
00:56:07,396 --> 00:56:09,455
What the hell is going on?
780
00:56:11,133 --> 00:56:13,533
I think
you're tippy-top dog now.
781
00:56:16,338 --> 00:56:18,806
That's ridiculous.
No one's scared of me.
782
00:56:19,608 --> 00:56:21,200
Well, let's see.
783
00:56:22,010 --> 00:56:23,910
Yo, cueball.
784
00:56:25,447 --> 00:56:28,473
Your fat ass is stinking up
Biederman's seat.
785
00:56:28,584 --> 00:56:29,812
Pop up.
786
00:56:35,023 --> 00:56:37,253
Look, I don't want
no trouble.
787
00:56:39,261 --> 00:56:41,855
Well,
that's good to hear, you...
788
00:56:42,364 --> 00:56:43,888
Pussy.
Pussy.
789
00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:48,368
So are you gonna move
or do my friends have
to move you for me?
790
00:56:48,704 --> 00:56:51,798
Good, because I don't
take no crap from no
791
00:56:53,742 --> 00:56:56,540
Lucian Freud-looking
pussies like you.
792
00:56:59,014 --> 00:57:01,482
Hey. Get your fingers
out of my plate! You crazy?
793
00:57:03,619 --> 00:57:08,147
Wow. I really, really
can't believe that worked.
794
00:57:22,271 --> 00:57:26,799
Of all the bathroom stalls
in all the correctional
facilities in all the world,
795
00:57:31,013 --> 00:57:32,776
he walks into mine.
796
00:57:38,687 --> 00:57:41,019
Haven't you heard the news,
Barry?
797
00:57:41,089 --> 00:57:42,852
The news? Oh, yeah.
798
00:57:44,526 --> 00:57:47,893
Barry finally pitches,
Pisces catches,
799
00:57:49,398 --> 00:57:50,990
home team wins.
800
00:57:54,269 --> 00:57:56,328
Don't even think about it,
Barry.
801
00:58:06,248 --> 00:58:07,909
That hurt, Nelson.
802
00:58:09,017 --> 00:58:10,541
Not physically,
803
00:58:11,220 --> 00:58:12,619
but I thought
we'd gotten past
804
00:58:12,688 --> 00:58:14,349
this point
in our relationship.
805
00:58:14,857 --> 00:58:16,984
What are you talking about?
806
00:58:17,693 --> 00:58:20,127
Well,
over the last few months
807
00:58:20,195 --> 00:58:21,787
I've started to
like you a lot.
808
00:58:22,364 --> 00:58:24,958
Grown accustomed
to your face, if you will.
809
00:58:25,033 --> 00:58:28,298
Thought you felt
the same way,
but I see now.
810
00:58:30,839 --> 00:58:33,171
I've been living
in a fool's paradise.
811
00:58:33,242 --> 00:58:34,709
Look, I should
really get back to...
812
00:58:36,178 --> 00:58:38,112
Uh-huh? Uh-huh?
813
00:58:40,382 --> 00:58:43,112
Is this how you treat
someone you love?
814
00:58:44,086 --> 00:58:46,281
Choking them
in a men's room?
815
00:58:48,924 --> 00:58:49,982
No.
816
00:58:51,193 --> 00:58:52,683
I don't know.
817
00:58:53,729 --> 00:58:54,991
Maybe.
818
00:58:57,032 --> 00:58:58,294
Oh, shit!
819
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:09,436
Maybe I was thinking
you'd forget all about me
820
00:59:09,912 --> 00:59:13,245
if you wasn't scared
I was gonna cut your nuts off.
821
00:59:14,583 --> 00:59:16,483
Maybe behind the facade,
822
00:59:17,286 --> 00:59:19,948
there's just
a scared little boy
823
00:59:20,022 --> 00:59:21,455
who didn't never
get enough love.
824
00:59:29,965 --> 00:59:31,432
Look, Barry...
825
00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:32,689
I never thought...
826
00:59:32,768 --> 00:59:34,235
Oh, just leave me alone.
827
00:59:38,340 --> 00:59:39,398
Go to him.
828
00:59:40,943 --> 00:59:42,240
Go to him.
829
00:59:44,746 --> 00:59:45,872
Barry.
830
00:59:53,922 --> 00:59:55,116
Barry.
831
00:59:55,557 --> 00:59:56,751
Pisces.
832
00:59:58,360 --> 00:59:59,759
Get him!
833
00:59:59,828 --> 01:00:01,819
Kick his ass.
Let's go!
834
01:00:03,632 --> 01:00:04,758
Stop!
835
01:00:05,367 --> 01:00:08,564
Did he touch you, boss?
We'll gut him, right here.
836
01:00:08,904 --> 01:00:10,633
Yes, he touched me.
837
01:00:10,772 --> 01:00:13,434
Sorry. That was me.
Keep going.
838
01:00:14,977 --> 01:00:16,638
But not like that.
839
01:00:19,047 --> 01:00:21,072
I'm giving him
a pass this time.
840
01:00:21,750 --> 01:00:24,241
What are you ladies up to?
841
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,886
You, Lyshitski,
in the hole!
842
01:00:27,956 --> 01:00:30,186
Are you kidding me?
I didn't even do anything.
843
01:00:30,258 --> 01:00:32,522
They're over there.
I'm over here.
844
01:00:32,594 --> 01:00:33,583
Don't you have eyes?
845
01:00:33,662 --> 01:00:35,027
In the hole!
846
01:00:36,465 --> 01:00:37,989
The system
is one shifty prick.
847
01:00:38,066 --> 01:00:40,057
You dodge right,
it shifts left.
848
01:00:40,135 --> 01:00:43,195
You think you're on top of it,
suddenly you're underneath it.
849
01:00:43,639 --> 01:00:45,869
The ass end
of the punch-line.
850
01:00:50,946 --> 01:00:54,473
During my retreat,
Nelson had become
king of the crapper,
851
01:00:54,716 --> 01:00:56,547
and nobody seemed to flinch.
852
01:01:01,289 --> 01:01:02,381
Just the opposite.
853
01:01:02,457 --> 01:01:04,516
They're eating up his
fancy-ass rich-boy act
854
01:01:04,593 --> 01:01:06,754
like he was Ben & Jerry's
Heroin Chunk.
855
01:01:06,828 --> 01:01:09,820
So at exactly
the appointed minute
856
01:01:09,898 --> 01:01:13,026
when old LaRoche's
back is turned,
857
01:01:13,735 --> 01:01:16,898
all the boys shoved
their books onto the floor.
858
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,870
Old LaRoche almost
had a heart attack.
859
01:01:20,942 --> 01:01:22,375
He didn't know
what hit him.
860
01:01:24,012 --> 01:01:26,606
Can't wait to see
your grand premiere, baby.
861
01:01:26,682 --> 01:01:28,582
From the tippety,
cocksuckers!
862
01:01:28,817 --> 01:01:30,842
Five, six, seven, eight...
863
01:01:48,570 --> 01:01:51,368
Go, John. Go, John.
864
01:02:04,553 --> 01:02:05,645
Phillips head.
865
01:02:07,222 --> 01:02:08,553
Hey, John.
Hey.
866
01:02:08,623 --> 01:02:10,557
Didn't see you there.
867
01:02:11,326 --> 01:02:13,521
It's good to see you.
Yeah.
868
01:02:14,329 --> 01:02:16,661
You know,
I've been meaning to
talk to you about something.
869
01:02:16,732 --> 01:02:19,200
What's that?
Remember when
I first got in here?
870
01:02:20,135 --> 01:02:22,330
I had the balls of a soufflé,
I'll be honest with you.
871
01:02:22,404 --> 01:02:25,532
But you changed that, John,
you really did.
Did I?
872
01:02:25,607 --> 01:02:26,631
Yeah.
873
01:02:26,708 --> 01:02:29,472
I owe everything that
I am today to you, John.
I really do.
874
01:02:29,544 --> 01:02:32,240
I mean, you gave me
my self-esteem back.
875
01:02:32,314 --> 01:02:34,248
I've got the love of a man.
Wow, good!
876
01:02:34,316 --> 01:02:35,578
All the things
that you could want.
877
01:02:35,650 --> 01:02:37,777
I found myself and
I just feel like
I really wanna
878
01:02:37,853 --> 01:02:40,083
give you something,
John, I do.
Perfect! Yeah.
879
01:02:40,155 --> 01:02:42,055
Can I get you
some cigarettes?
No. I'm good.
880
01:02:42,124 --> 01:02:46,424
What about porn?
Cigarettes and porn?
No. I'm good.
881
01:02:48,930 --> 01:02:50,989
John, you're the greatest.
882
01:02:51,066 --> 01:02:53,466
I wanna say, from
the bottom of my heart...
Yeah?
883
01:02:53,535 --> 01:02:55,162
Thank you.
Okay.
884
01:02:55,337 --> 01:02:56,895
Hey, have some tea.
Hey, thanks.
885
01:02:56,972 --> 01:02:58,872
Made it for you.
Okay.
886
01:02:59,641 --> 01:03:01,404
All right, have fun.
887
01:03:04,813 --> 01:03:06,075
Come on!
888
01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:09,649
How did this happen?
889
01:03:09,718 --> 01:03:12,448
A few months ago,
I had his balls in a vise.
890
01:03:12,521 --> 01:03:14,955
Now with his parole hearing
just around the bend,
891
01:03:15,023 --> 01:03:18,584
it looks like he might
be taking his balls
and going home.
892
01:03:26,668 --> 01:03:29,501
Hold still.
You got to look
good for court.
893
01:03:31,773 --> 01:03:33,263
There you go.
894
01:03:35,510 --> 01:03:37,205
You wanna go out tonight?
895
01:03:37,279 --> 01:03:38,712
Me and some of the guys
were thinking about
896
01:03:38,780 --> 01:03:40,304
going down
to the laundry room,
897
01:03:40,382 --> 01:03:41,974
drinking some
toilet wine,
898
01:03:42,083 --> 01:03:43,948
and beating up
some of the new guys.
899
01:03:45,220 --> 01:03:49,156
Or we could just stay in
and drink toilet wine here.
900
01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,927
We never go out anymore.
901
01:04:09,477 --> 01:04:12,275
Well, I've got to
hand it to you, buddy.
902
01:04:12,347 --> 01:04:15,282
You're a bigger man
than I thought you were.
903
01:04:16,117 --> 01:04:17,243
They beat you up,
904
01:04:17,419 --> 01:04:19,148
they robbed you
of your dignity,
905
01:04:19,221 --> 01:04:20,711
they pissed in your food,
906
01:04:21,256 --> 01:04:22,621
but they didn't break you.
907
01:04:22,691 --> 01:04:25,524
And with the
revolving-door policy
of today's prison system,
908
01:04:26,094 --> 01:04:27,686
you're probably gonna
get paroled tomorrow.
909
01:04:29,130 --> 01:04:30,722
They pissed in my food?
910
01:04:30,799 --> 01:04:32,198
What difference
does it make?
911
01:04:32,834 --> 01:04:35,701
You're getting out tomorrow
and I'm proud of you.
912
01:04:35,770 --> 01:04:37,328
Really?
Really.
913
01:04:37,405 --> 01:04:39,965
In fact,
I snuck you in
a going-away present.
914
01:04:41,610 --> 01:04:44,841
Good luck at your hearing.
I'll see you in 1-to-3.
915
01:04:46,681 --> 01:04:48,080
Thank you, John.
Okay.
916
01:04:48,149 --> 01:04:51,243
Couldn't have made it
in here without your help.
917
01:04:56,358 --> 01:04:58,326
Why is it
already opened?
918
01:04:58,393 --> 01:05:00,418
I opened it for you.
What for?
919
01:05:02,998 --> 01:05:04,465
'Cause I'm a great guy
920
01:05:04,532 --> 01:05:08,127
and I know
you had a real tough day.
921
01:05:16,544 --> 01:05:18,011
You don't trust me?
922
01:05:18,980 --> 01:05:20,470
After all
we've been through?
923
01:05:20,548 --> 01:05:22,413
One friend can't give
another friend a soda
924
01:05:22,484 --> 01:05:23,576
without that friend
thinking
925
01:05:23,652 --> 01:05:25,381
the second friend
put a roofie in it?
926
01:05:25,987 --> 01:05:28,182
Wow.
Well, that hurts, pal.
927
01:05:29,090 --> 01:05:30,079
That hurts.
928
01:05:31,626 --> 01:05:34,117
I've been
looking out for you
for almost a year now,
929
01:05:34,195 --> 01:05:37,631
and then I bust my nuts
getting you
this goddamn fruity soda
930
01:05:37,699 --> 01:05:40,099
and you think
I'm up to something?
931
01:05:40,702 --> 01:05:42,533
Well, screw you, pal.
932
01:05:43,605 --> 01:05:45,334
I thought we were friends.
933
01:05:53,648 --> 01:05:54,979
I'm sorry, John.
934
01:05:55,417 --> 01:05:57,908
God, this place
has really done
a number on me.
935
01:05:57,986 --> 01:05:59,180
It has.
936
01:06:00,121 --> 01:06:01,645
We are friends.
937
01:06:02,757 --> 01:06:05,624
In fact, you might be
the best friend I've ever had.
938
01:06:06,828 --> 01:06:09,956
That's it. Get it all.
Go for it.
939
01:06:14,502 --> 01:06:16,367
The taste of freedom.
940
01:06:17,639 --> 01:06:20,938
Oh, John, what would
this world be like without...
941
01:06:29,217 --> 01:06:32,709
All right,
maestro, come on,
let's get him out of here.
942
01:06:33,822 --> 01:06:36,086
We got to
put his new face on.
943
01:06:43,665 --> 01:06:46,566
Wake up, Biederman.
Parole board's waiting.
944
01:06:51,606 --> 01:06:52,868
Let's go.
945
01:06:54,642 --> 01:06:56,007
So, Mr. Biederman,
946
01:06:56,478 --> 01:06:58,844
do you feel you're ready
to re-enter society?
947
01:06:59,848 --> 01:07:01,042
Absolutely.
948
01:07:01,416 --> 01:07:03,316
Prison's made me a new man.
949
01:07:04,152 --> 01:07:05,449
When I get out of here,
950
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:09,581
I intend to stand up
for what I know is right.
951
01:07:10,558 --> 01:07:13,391
When the parole board
gets through with der Führer,
952
01:07:13,461 --> 01:07:15,326
two things
are going to happen.
953
01:07:15,397 --> 01:07:18,264
One, they're gonna file
his early release form
954
01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:20,801
right in between
Charles Manson
and the Unabomber's.
955
01:07:23,471 --> 01:07:27,737
And two,
Nelson's going to
be pissed as hell at me.
956
01:07:33,615 --> 01:07:35,139
Why'd you do it, John?
957
01:07:35,216 --> 01:07:37,343
Amigo, I did it
for your own good.
958
01:07:37,986 --> 01:07:40,682
Now hear me out
on this one, all right?
959
01:07:42,023 --> 01:07:45,220
Listen, you got to sandbag
your first parole hearing,
because...
960
01:07:53,768 --> 01:07:57,204
Okay, you want to know why?
I knew your dad.
961
01:07:57,272 --> 01:07:59,900
What?
Yeah. The judge.
962
01:08:00,341 --> 01:08:02,866
The man who made me
who I am today.
963
01:08:03,545 --> 01:08:06,309
The same man who's going
to kill you right now.
964
01:08:06,381 --> 01:08:07,871
What would you call that?
965
01:08:07,949 --> 01:08:10,747
I'd call that pretty crazy,
isn't it?
966
01:08:11,486 --> 01:08:14,284
No! It's ironic!
967
01:08:19,327 --> 01:08:21,921
The word you want
is "ironic"!
968
01:08:25,066 --> 01:08:28,627
All right, cut the shit!
Get up, you mothers.
Get up, get up now!
969
01:08:28,703 --> 01:08:30,500
Get him up against the wall!
Go, go, go!
970
01:08:30,572 --> 01:08:32,699
Get up! Get up!
971
01:08:34,008 --> 01:08:36,033
You two pussies
gonna have a cage match
972
01:08:36,111 --> 01:08:38,102
and I don't even
get an invitation?
973
01:08:38,179 --> 01:08:39,976
Wow, that's selfish.
974
01:08:41,015 --> 01:08:42,539
That's selfish.
975
01:08:44,152 --> 01:08:47,849
'Cause goddamn it,
I want a front-row seat
to that catfight.
976
01:08:50,024 --> 01:08:53,323
You two want to
kill each other?
Great, stupendous.
977
01:08:53,495 --> 01:08:57,693
Save everybody else
around here the hassle.
But this is my prison.
978
01:08:59,501 --> 01:09:02,436
I schedule the
extra-curricular activities.
979
01:09:04,506 --> 01:09:06,736
And if you two
are going to fight,
980
01:09:08,409 --> 01:09:11,037
I need some time
to get some action going.
981
01:09:11,412 --> 01:09:13,642
So, how's...
982
01:09:15,450 --> 01:09:19,443
How's Friday sound, huh?
Friday good? Say, rec yard?
983
01:09:21,189 --> 01:09:23,089
Fight to the death?
984
01:09:24,192 --> 01:09:26,319
Does that work for
you two dickheads?
985
01:09:27,829 --> 01:09:29,626
Sounds like a yes to me.
986
01:09:30,532 --> 01:09:32,227
Sounds like a yes.
987
01:09:36,771 --> 01:09:37,897
Wait.
988
01:09:41,142 --> 01:09:43,076
What do I win if I win?
989
01:09:43,711 --> 01:09:46,612
If you lose, you die.
If you win, you die.
990
01:09:46,948 --> 01:09:49,678
The difference is
I kill the winner.
It'll be quick.
991
01:09:59,460 --> 01:10:01,223
In one year,
I've proven that the machine
992
01:10:01,296 --> 01:10:04,390
can warp a law-abiding,
spineless sack of shit
like Biederman
993
01:10:04,465 --> 01:10:08,128
into a totally violent,
psychopathic and lethal
sack of shit.
994
01:10:08,203 --> 01:10:12,139
The only flaw in my plan was
now I'm locked in a cage
with him.
995
01:10:13,141 --> 01:10:16,508
Friday, the yard.
John versus Nelson.
Fight to the death.
996
01:10:17,512 --> 01:10:20,174
Yeah, fight's gonna
takes place on the cistern.
997
01:10:20,248 --> 01:10:21,545
Uh-huh.
998
01:10:21,616 --> 01:10:24,380
That's awesome.
Hey, how much does
brain damage pay?
999
01:10:24,485 --> 01:10:26,612
Brain damage?
I don't know.
1000
01:10:26,688 --> 01:10:28,986
You gotta ask Shanahan.
He's taking the bets.
1001
01:10:31,192 --> 01:10:34,958
I'll put two cartons
on Richie Rich
taking Lyshitski down.
1002
01:10:35,029 --> 01:10:36,462
And this, too, fool.
1003
01:10:36,864 --> 01:10:40,732
Brain damage, three to two,
ear bit off, even money,
1004
01:10:40,802 --> 01:10:43,066
ear cut off, seven to five.
1005
01:10:43,137 --> 01:10:44,764
Damn,
you can cover
all that action?
1006
01:10:44,839 --> 01:10:45,863
Sure.
1007
01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:48,340
Only took me a second
to get the cash.
1008
01:10:48,943 --> 01:10:50,137
Second mortgage.
1009
01:11:10,498 --> 01:11:12,728
Biederman,
you got a visitor!
1010
01:11:24,545 --> 01:11:27,571
You're really getting
liberal with the Taser.
1011
01:11:28,650 --> 01:11:32,450
Congratulations, Barry.
I'm glad they let you out.
1012
01:11:32,954 --> 01:11:37,084
Parole board say
I seem like a new man.
1013
01:11:38,493 --> 01:11:41,087
I told them it was
all because of you.
1014
01:11:47,235 --> 01:11:48,395
Baby,
1015
01:11:50,571 --> 01:11:53,802
you the Ashford
to my Simpson.
1016
01:11:54,509 --> 01:11:56,636
The Peaches to my Herb.
1017
01:11:58,246 --> 01:12:00,578
The Shields to my Yarnell.
1018
01:12:03,685 --> 01:12:07,587
Barry, you should be happy.
Barry, you're free.
1019
01:12:07,655 --> 01:12:10,556
You know
I can't be happy
without you, baby.
1020
01:12:11,192 --> 01:12:14,184
I was just thinking
about going postal over
at the Popeye's Chicken
1021
01:12:14,262 --> 01:12:18,221
so I can get locked
back up in here with
my sweet little Pisces.
1022
01:12:21,502 --> 01:12:23,129
I got to get you out.
1023
01:12:23,204 --> 01:12:25,297
That's very kind of you,
Barry,
1024
01:12:25,373 --> 01:12:27,136
but you've got
to listen to me.
1025
01:12:27,542 --> 01:12:29,976
The only way that
I'm getting out of here
is in a body bag.
1026
01:12:30,044 --> 01:12:32,569
It had better be a body bag
for two, goddamn it,
1027
01:12:32,647 --> 01:12:35,673
'cause I wanna be sewn
right in there with your ass.
1028
01:12:36,617 --> 01:12:38,642
That's very sweet, Barry.
1029
01:12:39,754 --> 01:12:42,587
I wish
there were something
I could do for you.
1030
01:12:42,657 --> 01:12:45,820
You're the closest thing
to family I've ever had.
1031
01:12:48,363 --> 01:12:49,660
Family...
1032
01:12:53,735 --> 01:12:57,136
Actually, Barry,
there is something
I can do for you.
1033
01:13:00,241 --> 01:13:01,435
Damn it.
1034
01:13:03,878 --> 01:13:04,936
Damn it!
1035
01:13:05,012 --> 01:13:07,640
Mr. Hinkley, you have
a telephone call on line one
1036
01:13:07,715 --> 01:13:09,512
and there's a gentleman
here to see you.
1037
01:13:09,851 --> 01:13:11,216
He doesn't
have an appointment.
1038
01:13:11,285 --> 01:13:13,913
Well, tell him to wait.
Hello.
1039
01:13:13,988 --> 01:13:15,580
Hello, Duane.
1040
01:13:15,656 --> 01:13:19,422
Nelson, is that you?
You allowed to make
phone calls now?
1041
01:13:19,494 --> 01:13:22,827
Only to my lawyer.
I want out. Now.
1042
01:13:22,897 --> 01:13:24,125
I'm sorry, sir.
1043
01:13:24,198 --> 01:13:25,529
There's nothing we can do.
1044
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:26,999
Our hands are tied.
1045
01:13:27,068 --> 01:13:29,036
Well, in that case,
I'll just have to
turn control
1046
01:13:29,103 --> 01:13:31,298
of the Foundation
over to my son
1047
01:13:31,372 --> 01:13:33,806
and, in accordance with
the Foundation's charter,
1048
01:13:33,875 --> 01:13:35,866
he'll be the one running
things for me until I'm out.
1049
01:13:35,943 --> 01:13:38,844
I'm sorry,
did you say your son?
1050
01:13:38,913 --> 01:13:42,144
Oh, I adopted a young man
I met in prison. He's out now.
1051
01:13:42,216 --> 01:13:44,275
Everything's nice
and legal, Duane.
1052
01:13:44,352 --> 01:13:46,115
I think
you'll enjoy working for him.
1053
01:13:46,187 --> 01:13:48,178
He's a real sweetheart.
1054
01:13:52,260 --> 01:13:54,854
What the hell are you doing
in my office, biatch?
1055
01:14:08,009 --> 01:14:11,240
Mr. Shanahan.
Sir.
1056
01:14:14,515 --> 01:14:17,746
If you have knowledge
of anything untoward
1057
01:14:17,819 --> 01:14:20,583
happening amongst
the inmate population,
1058
01:14:21,189 --> 01:14:24,989
I will not hesitate
to put your ass in a grinder!
1059
01:14:39,006 --> 01:14:41,133
I'm just tugging
your nuts.
1060
01:14:42,210 --> 01:14:43,302
Oh.
1061
01:14:43,511 --> 01:14:46,537
Give me 50 bucks
on that preppy asshole.
1062
01:14:46,614 --> 01:14:51,574
Oh, Warden, that is
my sense of humor
right there, Warden.
1063
01:15:33,661 --> 01:15:36,323
All right!
You both know the rules!
1064
01:15:36,631 --> 01:15:40,032
Whoever dies first loses!
1065
01:15:42,103 --> 01:15:44,196
Nelson! Nelson!
Nelson! Nelson!
1066
01:15:54,682 --> 01:15:56,547
- Get your ass up!
- Get him!
1067
01:15:56,617 --> 01:15:58,676
Get him, man!
1068
01:16:04,091 --> 01:16:06,457
Laotian-style.
Yeah?
1069
01:16:06,527 --> 01:16:09,018
I like Cambodian rules.
1070
01:16:27,281 --> 01:16:29,476
Wow, that is so cool.
1071
01:16:29,550 --> 01:16:30,812
I saw a dress made
out of credit cards
1072
01:16:30,885 --> 01:16:32,512
in Vanity Fair
a couple of years ago.
1073
01:16:32,587 --> 01:16:33,781
That's what
gave me the idea.
1074
01:16:33,854 --> 01:16:36,414
I like it.
I got one for you.
1075
01:16:38,359 --> 01:16:41,055
What is that?
Industrial disinfectant.
1076
01:16:41,729 --> 01:16:44,391
They got a shit load
in the workroom.
1077
01:16:54,141 --> 01:16:56,234
See you in hell, Lyshitski!
1078
01:16:57,144 --> 01:16:58,668
You bet, bud.
1079
01:17:11,659 --> 01:17:13,320
Don't do it, John.
1080
01:17:14,228 --> 01:17:16,059
I won't if you won't.
1081
01:17:20,735 --> 01:17:24,068
You know, you taught me
a lot of things, John.
1082
01:17:24,138 --> 01:17:26,663
The most important thing
you taught me,
1083
01:17:28,476 --> 01:17:30,444
never trust anybody.
1084
01:17:54,435 --> 01:17:57,097
All right, ladies,
we're on lockdown!
1085
01:18:14,455 --> 01:18:15,615
Dead.
1086
01:18:15,690 --> 01:18:19,387
All right,
get them out of here
before they start stinking.
1087
01:18:37,978 --> 01:18:40,503
Here's the rest
of the necessary paperwork.
1088
01:18:40,581 --> 01:18:42,310
As Mr. Biederman's only heir,
1089
01:18:42,383 --> 01:18:44,283
you're entitled
to the entire trust.
1090
01:18:44,919 --> 01:18:47,911
Well,
money can't fix
a broken heart.
1091
01:18:47,988 --> 01:18:50,218
Okay.
Well, it's $8 million.
1092
01:18:51,992 --> 01:18:55,223
Well, I guess
that will take out
a little of the sting.
1093
01:19:27,328 --> 01:19:30,388
The only way that
I'm getting out of here
is in a body bag.
1094
01:19:30,464 --> 01:19:34,992
Pigeon saliva
mixed with bat guano,
and tar as an emulsifier.
1095
01:19:35,202 --> 01:19:36,726
It won't kill you,
my friend,
1096
01:19:37,037 --> 01:19:38,527
but it will put you
in a stupor.
1097
01:19:38,606 --> 01:19:41,575
More of a coma, really.
Up to three days.
1098
01:19:43,778 --> 01:19:45,370
Trust me,
that'll do the trick.
1099
01:20:00,227 --> 01:20:01,626
What took you so long?
1100
01:20:01,695 --> 01:20:03,162
Hey, come on.
Give me a break, baby.
1101
01:20:03,230 --> 01:20:05,926
I had to wait for all those
white people to leave.
1102
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:06,989
All right.
1103
01:20:09,770 --> 01:20:13,171
Let's go.
Hey, wait a minute now.
Deal's a deal.
1104
01:20:17,411 --> 01:20:20,505
If you lose, you die.
If you win, you die.
1105
01:20:20,581 --> 01:20:23,516
The difference is
I kill the winner.
It'll be quick.
1106
01:20:25,753 --> 01:20:27,584
We're fucked.
We got to work together.
1107
01:20:27,655 --> 01:20:29,088
Okay, but don't fuck me
on this one.
1108
01:20:31,926 --> 01:20:33,951
Yeah. Trust me,
that'll do the trick.
1109
01:20:34,929 --> 01:20:36,829
Thanks, amigo.
1110
01:20:41,235 --> 01:20:43,396
Well, hold on,
now, baby duck,
1111
01:20:44,104 --> 01:20:46,095
there is such a thing
as karma.
1112
01:20:46,607 --> 01:20:48,165
We don't want to get
on the wrong side of that.
1113
01:20:48,242 --> 01:20:50,802
We got the rest
of our lives to live.
1114
01:20:52,613 --> 01:20:54,274
I don't think so.
1115
01:20:54,682 --> 01:20:56,673
Hey, wait a minute, now.
1116
01:20:57,484 --> 01:21:00,920
If it wasn't for this asshole,
we would've never met.
1117
01:21:16,270 --> 01:21:17,794
Oh, thank God.
1118
01:21:18,038 --> 01:21:20,905
I got to drop a deuce
like no one's business.
1119
01:21:20,975 --> 01:21:22,806
All right,
so that's it, John.
1120
01:21:23,143 --> 01:21:24,940
We're even. All right?
1121
01:21:25,412 --> 01:21:26,640
Yeah.
1122
01:21:30,951 --> 01:21:32,248
Let's go, Barry.
1123
01:21:35,823 --> 01:21:38,417
You know, there aren't
a shit load of prison stories
1124
01:21:38,492 --> 01:21:40,221
you'd wanna tell
your grandkids,
1125
01:21:40,294 --> 01:21:43,457
but this one definitely
falls into that category.
1126
01:21:43,597 --> 01:21:46,498
Hey,
you think I could
grab a ride from you guys?
1127
01:21:51,338 --> 01:21:53,363
Can you believe this guy?
1128
01:22:06,020 --> 01:22:07,885
Well, Barry and I
1129
01:22:07,955 --> 01:22:10,321
are big fans
of Wine Aficionado magazine
1130
01:22:10,391 --> 01:22:14,487
and I have to confess
that we are very eager
to hear your opinion.
1131
01:22:14,728 --> 01:22:16,958
Be careful for what
you wish for, gentlemen.
1132
01:22:22,136 --> 01:22:24,604
That first sniff
unlocks the door.
1133
01:22:25,372 --> 01:22:28,273
Oh, and that second sniff
invites you in, sits you down,
1134
01:22:28,342 --> 01:22:29,900
and gives you
a foot massage.
1135
01:22:29,977 --> 01:22:31,467
Watch yourself.
1136
01:22:31,645 --> 01:22:33,476
What is it that I detect?
1137
01:22:33,547 --> 01:22:37,210
A trace of ammonia
or some other sort
of disinfectant?
1138
01:22:37,284 --> 01:22:39,411
No, it's ammonia.
1139
01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:42,848
I see. Well, then
I'm done with it.
1140
01:22:44,158 --> 01:22:46,626
You haven't even
tasted it yet.
Precisely.
1141
01:22:47,361 --> 01:22:48,851
Well, at least
let us introduce you
1142
01:22:48,929 --> 01:22:50,692
to our head vintner.
He came up with...
1143
01:22:50,764 --> 01:22:55,292
Gentlemen, I don't
need to taste your wine
nor meet your head vintner
1144
01:22:55,369 --> 01:22:56,893
to confidently proclaim
1145
01:22:56,971 --> 01:22:59,531
that this wine
is a piece of shit...
1146
01:22:59,606 --> 01:23:01,631
A little piece of heaven?
1147
01:23:02,176 --> 01:23:03,871
Ken Kennedy, head vintner.
1148
01:23:04,845 --> 01:23:06,210
See,
we're a family here
1149
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:08,973
and our grapes
are a part of that family.
1150
01:23:09,283 --> 01:23:11,774
And they know that
we'd do anything for them.
1151
01:23:11,852 --> 01:23:14,821
For instance,
if some outsider,
1152
01:23:14,888 --> 01:23:17,823
say, some shit-eating
fruit fly were to come in here
1153
01:23:17,891 --> 01:23:20,451
and mess with them
in any way whatsoever,
1154
01:23:20,527 --> 01:23:22,620
we, and by "we" I mean
1155
01:23:22,696 --> 01:23:25,290
me and my brothers
over there,
1156
01:23:28,802 --> 01:23:30,861
would stop at nothing
to protect them,
1157
01:23:31,271 --> 01:23:32,738
and they know that.
1158
01:23:34,041 --> 01:23:35,508
So that is why I think
1159
01:23:35,576 --> 01:23:37,669
you're gonna score
Baby Duck wine 100 out of 100
1160
01:23:37,745 --> 01:23:39,337
on your next review.
1161
01:23:39,413 --> 01:23:42,314
Because you can taste
the love in every sip.
1162
01:23:42,816 --> 01:23:43,805
Okay?
1163
01:23:45,119 --> 01:23:46,814
Yes, I...
1164
01:23:46,887 --> 01:23:49,014
Of course. 100 it is.
1165
01:23:49,656 --> 01:23:52,284
- Do you hear that?
- Drink up, bitches.
1166
01:24:07,007 --> 01:24:09,840
Goddamn,
is that sweet.
1167
01:24:56,290 --> 01:24:57,552
Come on!
1168
01:25:19,980 --> 01:25:21,504
Come on, John.
1169
01:26:19,273 --> 01:26:21,207
John, isn't this great?
1170
01:26:21,975 --> 01:26:24,569
Shake that body
for me, Johnny.
1171
01:26:25,846 --> 01:26:27,473
Come on, Lyshitski.