1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Improved By: Fidel33 2 00:00:38,463 --> 00:00:39,755 (CAR HORN HONKING) 3 00:00:39,923 --> 00:00:40,923 (CHILDREN GIGGLING) 4 00:00:41,091 --> 00:00:42,758 BOY: Whoa. Whoa! 5 00:00:42,926 --> 00:00:45,261 (CHILDREN SHOUTING) 6 00:00:45,887 --> 00:00:48,055 (GRUNTING) 7 00:00:48,223 --> 00:00:50,891 (CHUCKLING THEN GRUNTING) 8 00:00:51,101 --> 00:00:52,309 (BOTH LAUGHING) 9 00:00:52,477 --> 00:00:53,602 BOY: Huh? 10 00:00:54,604 --> 00:00:57,565 Awesome. Great use of your chin as a brake, honey. 11 00:00:57,733 --> 00:01:00,401 Don't eat too much sand. You'll spoil your dinner. 12 00:01:02,779 --> 00:01:04,864 - WOMAN #1: Look, it's Superman. - WOMAN #2: Superman! 13 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:06,657 WOMAN #3: It's the Man of Steel! 14 00:01:06,825 --> 00:01:07,950 He's going to save us. 15 00:01:08,118 --> 00:01:10,578 Whoo! Superman! Ha-ha-ha. 16 00:01:10,746 --> 00:01:13,122 Wait, what is he saving us from? Lunch? 17 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,166 Yeah, it's a pretty nice day. 18 00:01:15,751 --> 00:01:17,209 (BIZARRO GRUNTS) 19 00:01:18,837 --> 00:01:20,212 (GROANING) 20 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:21,881 (BOTH SHOUTING) 21 00:01:24,634 --> 00:01:26,177 Ha-ha-ha. Huh? 22 00:01:26,344 --> 00:01:29,513 (CHILDREN CHEERING AND GIGGLING) 23 00:01:29,681 --> 00:01:30,973 Huh? 24 00:01:31,141 --> 00:01:34,018 (GIGGLING AND LAUGHING) 25 00:01:36,021 --> 00:01:41,233 Bizarro save tiny people from tentacle creature. 26 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,526 (GRUNTS) 27 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:45,696 (WHIMPERS) 28 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:49,867 Bizarro no like calamari. 29 00:01:51,787 --> 00:01:52,787 (SCREAMING) 30 00:01:52,954 --> 00:01:54,705 - Aah! - My baby! 31 00:01:55,874 --> 00:01:57,792 (BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING) 32 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:03,005 (CHILDREN GIGGLING) 33 00:02:03,215 --> 00:02:05,549 - Oh. - BOY: Mommy. 34 00:02:06,009 --> 00:02:07,593 Don't worry. They're just fine. 35 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,888 But this one spit up a little sand when I caught him. 36 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:12,848 Thank you, Superman. 37 00:02:13,016 --> 00:02:16,435 You saved my child from your crazy brother. 38 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,270 Oh, no. No, no, no. 39 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:19,522 That's not my brother. 40 00:02:19,689 --> 00:02:24,401 It... I mean, he, was created when Lex Luthor hit me with a duplicator ray... 41 00:02:24,569 --> 00:02:27,446 ...to make a clone of me he could control. 42 00:02:30,659 --> 00:02:31,742 Excuse me. 43 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,620 (BIZARRO GRUNTING) 44 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,831 Bizarro, put that down. 45 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:39,458 Bizarro put down. 46 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,506 Down means up, up means down. 47 00:02:45,674 --> 00:02:48,008 Why does everything have to be backwards with you? 48 00:02:48,176 --> 00:02:53,472 Bizarro help Superman save Metropolis from tentacle creature. 49 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:57,017 Why is it every time you try to help, Metropolis ends up destroyed? 50 00:02:57,185 --> 00:02:58,978 - That octopus isn't a creature. - Oh. 51 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:02,565 - It isn't even an octopus. It's not dangerous. - Huh? 52 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,692 (GROANS) 53 00:03:07,362 --> 00:03:08,946 (WHISTLING) 54 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,240 (ALL SCREAMING) 55 00:03:16,079 --> 00:03:18,038 Ha-ha-ha. Boom. 56 00:03:18,206 --> 00:03:22,668 My car! Do you know how long it took me to assemble? 57 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,045 There were, like, so many bricks. 58 00:03:25,213 --> 00:03:27,882 Can you take your identical twin somewhere else? 59 00:03:28,049 --> 00:03:29,466 Twins? Oh, no. 60 00:03:29,634 --> 00:03:31,927 He's actually the opposite of me in every way. 61 00:03:32,095 --> 00:03:33,596 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 62 00:03:40,312 --> 00:03:43,439 Ha! Bizarro save Metropolis. 63 00:03:43,607 --> 00:03:45,065 Bizarro save home. 64 00:03:45,233 --> 00:03:47,151 MAN #1: Hey, who's gonna pay for this? 65 00:03:47,319 --> 00:03:49,612 WOMAN #1: Someone might have gotten hurt in all of this. 66 00:03:49,779 --> 00:03:51,447 - You sure did. - WOMAN #1: This is ridiculous. 67 00:03:51,615 --> 00:03:55,659 You know, I recently discovered a place that needs your help even more than Metropolis. 68 00:03:55,827 --> 00:03:56,827 (GASPS) 69 00:03:56,995 --> 00:03:58,787 Let's not go. 70 00:03:59,164 --> 00:04:00,331 Follow me. 71 00:04:00,498 --> 00:04:03,667 I mean, don't follow me. 72 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:27,274 Bizarro spy with his little eye, something start with letter S. 73 00:04:27,442 --> 00:04:29,026 Space. 74 00:04:29,194 --> 00:04:32,363 How Superman know? 75 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,490 (BEEPING) 76 00:04:35,367 --> 00:04:36,951 SUPERMAN: Should be around.... 77 00:04:37,118 --> 00:04:39,703 Ah! Right there. 78 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:50,881 (WHIRRING) 79 00:04:51,049 --> 00:04:53,342 Aah! Oh. 80 00:04:55,637 --> 00:04:58,347 (BIZARRO LAUGHING) 81 00:04:58,807 --> 00:05:01,725 BIZARRO: Pretty. Ha-ha-ha. 82 00:05:01,893 --> 00:05:03,686 (GRUNTING) 83 00:05:04,479 --> 00:05:05,604 Ugh! 84 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:07,189 (SHOUTING) 85 00:05:10,318 --> 00:05:13,153 Ha-ha-ha. That tickled. 86 00:05:13,321 --> 00:05:15,197 Where you take Bizarro? 87 00:05:15,365 --> 00:05:17,324 Somewhere you can't get into trouble. 88 00:05:17,492 --> 00:05:21,120 This planet's physics are a little backwards. 89 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:22,579 Just like you. 90 00:05:22,747 --> 00:05:25,291 It's going to be the perfect home. 91 00:05:25,875 --> 00:05:28,294 Home Metropolis. 92 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,838 How I save Daily Planet? 93 00:05:31,006 --> 00:05:33,173 How I save people here? 94 00:05:33,717 --> 00:05:35,134 Hmm.... 95 00:05:35,302 --> 00:05:37,136 Watch this. 96 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:53,402 The Daily Planet, just like the one on Earth. What do you think? 97 00:05:54,112 --> 00:05:56,447 Uh.... 98 00:05:57,949 --> 00:05:59,575 Ah! 99 00:06:03,204 --> 00:06:05,581 Bizarro, that citizen is in trouble. 100 00:06:13,381 --> 00:06:14,673 Ha! 101 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:16,133 Ah! 102 00:06:16,301 --> 00:06:18,802 (GRUNTING AND CHUCKLING) 103 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:24,475 Ha! 104 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:28,687 You nothing to worry for, citizen. 105 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:31,315 Bizarro keep safe. 106 00:06:31,483 --> 00:06:32,483 Aah! 107 00:06:32,901 --> 00:06:34,651 I think I kill him. 108 00:06:34,819 --> 00:06:37,363 I think I kill him. Aah! 109 00:06:37,655 --> 00:06:39,531 No, no, he'll be just fine. 110 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,200 He just needs to rest at home. 111 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,577 Wait, he needs a home. 112 00:06:43,745 --> 00:06:45,621 Can you build him a home, Bizarro? 113 00:06:45,789 --> 00:06:48,916 Uh, Bizarro build. 114 00:06:49,417 --> 00:06:53,670 I'd wish you good luck, Bizarro, but I know you'd take it the wrong way. 115 00:07:14,526 --> 00:07:16,151 (RUMBLING THEN ALL GASP) 116 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:18,112 (RUMBLING CONTINUES) 117 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:22,699 - MAN #1: It's Giganta! - MAN #2: Run, run, run! 118 00:07:24,869 --> 00:07:27,162 MAN #3: What is that thing? 119 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:29,957 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 120 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:31,542 Out of my way. 121 00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:35,295 I don't wanna be pulling mini figs out of my toes. 122 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:39,091 The Daily Planet news building. 123 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,260 Well, I got news for you. 124 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:42,678 Print is dead. 125 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,430 (GRUNTING) 126 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:47,891 (ALL SCREAMING) 127 00:07:48,059 --> 00:07:49,893 (SCREAMING AND SHOUTING) 128 00:07:56,359 --> 00:07:57,401 (SHOUTS) 129 00:07:57,569 --> 00:07:58,569 (GRUNTING) 130 00:07:58,736 --> 00:08:01,447 This skyscraper is heavier than you think. 131 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:07,411 (CHEERING AND LAUGHING) 132 00:08:07,579 --> 00:08:10,956 Now Clark Kent doesn't have to look for a new job. 133 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,171 (GRUNTING) 134 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:22,301 By the Golden Girdle of Gaea, Giganta, this is no way for a lady to act. 135 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:25,804 Or dress. Animal prints are so last season. 136 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,848 Leopard spots are the new black. 137 00:08:28,016 --> 00:08:30,309 And I'm gonna make you black and blue. 138 00:08:31,352 --> 00:08:33,103 Get back here. 139 00:08:33,271 --> 00:08:34,563 If you say so. 140 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,983 (GRUNTING) 141 00:08:38,359 --> 00:08:42,654 The perfect distraction for the perfect plan. 142 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,698 (GlBBERING) 143 00:08:46,201 --> 00:08:48,494 (WHIRRING) 144 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:55,375 The Justice League will never figure out what I'm really up to. 145 00:08:55,543 --> 00:08:59,129 BATMAN: Let me take a shot at it, Gorilla Grodd. 146 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,760 You use your mind control helmet to turn Giganta, Penguin... 147 00:09:04,928 --> 00:09:07,137 ...Deathstroke and Captain Cold into henchmen. 148 00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:11,600 So while Giganta wreaks havoc on Metropolis, you go after your real prize. 149 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:12,768 (GRUNTS) 150 00:09:12,936 --> 00:09:15,729 Pretty good guess, and a lot of words on one breath. 151 00:09:15,897 --> 00:09:17,397 (WHIRRING NEARBY) 152 00:09:18,816 --> 00:09:20,359 (GRUNTS) 153 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,489 - Ugh. - Booyah! 154 00:09:26,574 --> 00:09:30,369 Bats knew you'd try that, so he had me snatch your hypno-helmet. 155 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,955 He's just so smart. 156 00:09:34,999 --> 00:09:37,042 (WHIRRING) 157 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,835 (GRUNTS) 158 00:09:39,504 --> 00:09:41,380 (GROANS) 159 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,090 Ugh! 160 00:09:44,676 --> 00:09:45,968 (GRUNTS) 161 00:09:47,303 --> 00:09:49,096 (GRUNTS) 162 00:09:50,014 --> 00:09:53,559 Grodd had us under mind control. 163 00:09:54,686 --> 00:09:56,937 DEATHSTROKE: We're stealing for you? 164 00:09:57,105 --> 00:09:58,230 That's cold, man. 165 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,399 This heist better be for something good. 166 00:10:02,151 --> 00:10:03,151 - Huh? - Aah! 167 00:10:03,319 --> 00:10:04,945 Bananas? 168 00:10:05,113 --> 00:10:06,947 Ha, ha. Bananas? 169 00:10:07,115 --> 00:10:10,784 I like bananas? Ha-ha-ha. 170 00:10:11,202 --> 00:10:13,495 DEATHSTROKE: Nobody makes a monkey out of me. 171 00:10:13,663 --> 00:10:15,372 Let's get out of here. 172 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:18,542 (GROWLING AND GRUNTING) 173 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,632 (CYBORG SHOUTING) 174 00:10:39,647 --> 00:10:41,064 (CHUCKLES) 175 00:10:41,232 --> 00:10:43,025 (QUACKING) 176 00:10:43,318 --> 00:10:47,029 - They're getting away. - Relax, Cyborg. They won't get far. 177 00:10:47,196 --> 00:10:50,824 Hawkman, Operation Crop Duster. 178 00:10:50,992 --> 00:10:52,993 Flash, I need you after Captain Cold. 179 00:10:53,161 --> 00:10:54,411 I'm on it. 180 00:10:54,579 --> 00:10:58,624 BATMAN: Green Arrow, see if you have anything in your quiver to take down a flightless bird. 181 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,834 Copy that, Dark Knight. 182 00:11:01,252 --> 00:11:04,129 BATMAN: Plastic Man, I need you to wrap up Deathstroke. 183 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,799 Roger Dodger, Caped Crusader. 184 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,259 Hawkman delivers. 185 00:11:09,427 --> 00:11:11,553 (HAWKMAN CAWING) 186 00:11:14,766 --> 00:11:16,141 Just my size. 187 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,101 Gotcha. 188 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:20,604 (GROWLS) 189 00:11:23,524 --> 00:11:25,359 Stay put, rookie. 190 00:11:25,526 --> 00:11:27,152 Wish I had a jetpack. 191 00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:29,237 (GRUNTING) 192 00:11:31,074 --> 00:11:32,074 (GRUNTING) 193 00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:35,202 GUY: Man, do I have to do everything around here? 194 00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:38,080 Let me show you how a real hero does it. 195 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:45,671 Say hello to my little friend who's really big, and it's me. 196 00:11:46,214 --> 00:11:47,923 Wow, look, Superman... 197 00:11:48,091 --> 00:11:51,176 ...Guy Gardner finally made something as big as his ego. 198 00:11:51,761 --> 00:11:53,845 (GRUNTING) 199 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:57,307 Say hello to the agony of the feet. 200 00:11:57,475 --> 00:11:59,685 (GROANING) 201 00:12:03,398 --> 00:12:05,399 (SHOUTING) 202 00:12:05,566 --> 00:12:06,733 Ow. 203 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,404 Flash to Batman, I'm hot on the trail of Captain Cold. 204 00:12:10,571 --> 00:12:12,197 Get it? Hot, cold, huh? 205 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,117 I don't like tailgaters. 206 00:12:16,285 --> 00:12:17,285 Hmm. 207 00:12:19,997 --> 00:12:21,039 (GRUNTS) 208 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,916 (SCREAMING) 209 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,171 All right. 210 00:12:28,339 --> 00:12:29,589 Cool off in the icebox. 211 00:12:29,757 --> 00:12:30,757 (GRUNTING) 212 00:12:30,925 --> 00:12:32,008 (QUACKING THEN GASPS) 213 00:12:35,138 --> 00:12:38,515 - Ha-ha-ha. - My favorite time of year: Duck season. 214 00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:40,600 (SCREAMING) 215 00:12:44,272 --> 00:12:46,148 (GRUNTS) 216 00:12:46,315 --> 00:12:47,607 Green Arrow to Batman. 217 00:12:47,775 --> 00:12:50,402 This Penguin is poached. 218 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:57,743 Plastic Man versus Deathstroke? That's a stretch. 219 00:13:01,205 --> 00:13:02,539 (SHOUTS) 220 00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:04,583 Whoo! That was close. Aah! 221 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,834 (PLASTIC MAN SHOUTING) 222 00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:07,753 (CHUCKLES) 223 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,671 - Aah! - Oh. 224 00:13:11,883 --> 00:13:14,176 (GRUNTING) 225 00:13:14,343 --> 00:13:19,055 Plas to Batman, I've got mine all wrapped up. Hee-haw! 226 00:13:22,393 --> 00:13:25,020 Wrapping things up here too. 227 00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:28,940 Superman to Batman. 228 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,942 How's it going with that big gorilla? 229 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:34,863 - Need any help? - I don't need any help from you. 230 00:13:37,325 --> 00:13:38,492 BOY #1: Look, a monkey. 231 00:13:40,328 --> 00:13:42,204 (GRODD CHUCKLES THEN CHILDREN SHOUTING) 232 00:13:42,371 --> 00:13:43,705 (GASPS) 233 00:13:49,587 --> 00:13:51,546 (CHUCKLING AND CHEERING) 234 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,675 (LAUGHING) 235 00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:57,385 (GASPS) 236 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:00,764 (SCREAMING) 237 00:14:03,184 --> 00:14:05,769 (GRODD GRUNTING AND WHIMPERING) 238 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:13,485 (GRODD GRUNTING) 239 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,737 (ALL CHEERING) 240 00:14:15,905 --> 00:14:16,988 (CHEERING STOPS) 241 00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:20,033 Thanks, Batman. 242 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,244 Hey, now, great takedown. 243 00:14:22,411 --> 00:14:26,206 But, you know, maybe next time, instead of using children to stop supervillains... 244 00:14:26,374 --> 00:14:28,416 ...feel free to call on your friends. 245 00:14:28,584 --> 00:14:32,963 I keep my friends close and my enemies closer. 246 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:37,843 I hope not much closer than this. Hey, you're not implying that... 247 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,595 (SINGING) We caught Gorilla Groddy And now we're gonna party 248 00:14:40,763 --> 00:14:43,598 Villains going to prison 'Cause the Justice League is winning 249 00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:45,100 Booyah, yeah 250 00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:47,269 (BOYS LAUGHING THEN CYBORG WHOOPS) 251 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,655 Great work out there, everyone. 252 00:14:58,823 --> 00:15:02,158 Especially our two new recruits: Cyborg and Guy. 253 00:15:02,326 --> 00:15:05,245 The Man of Steel just said I did great. Fist bump. 254 00:15:05,413 --> 00:15:07,455 I don't fist bump. 255 00:15:07,623 --> 00:15:10,417 Just glad I was there to save Wonder Woman. 256 00:15:10,585 --> 00:15:15,338 Was that before or after Giganta laid you down for a nap, rookie? 257 00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:16,506 - Hmm. - Whoa. 258 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,718 When we join forces, no evil can match us. 259 00:15:20,094 --> 00:15:22,220 That's why we formed the Justice League. 260 00:15:24,265 --> 00:15:27,976 Together we fight for the liberties of all living creatures, great and small. 261 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:31,479 BATMAN: I joined the league to keep an eye on the most powerful being on Earth. 262 00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:34,190 The hearts and minds of man are no mystery to me. 263 00:15:34,358 --> 00:15:36,818 But an alien Superman.... 264 00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:41,323 Good thing I have my "just in case" box of kryptonite. 265 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:43,033 (SUPERMAN GASPS) 266 00:15:45,286 --> 00:15:48,121 I'm okay. Not sure what came over me there. 267 00:15:48,289 --> 00:15:50,624 Must've eaten some bad buffalo wings. 268 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,710 Now, where was I? Oh, yes, yes. Next order of business. 269 00:15:53,878 --> 00:15:56,004 Flash is bored, again. 270 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,632 Any ideas on some new activities to keep him busy? 271 00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:01,009 - Archery. - Ice sculpture. 272 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:02,677 North American duck calls? 273 00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:05,347 - Ha, ha. - Huh? 274 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,394 (DUCK CALLING) 275 00:16:11,562 --> 00:16:14,314 (QUACKING) 276 00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:17,275 Okay, what now? Ooh. Snack time. 277 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,611 - SUPERMAN: A hero sandwich sounds good. - PLASTIC MAN: Let's eat. 278 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,488 - GREEN ARROW: Race you. - HAWKMAN: Birdseed burrito time. 279 00:16:21,656 --> 00:16:23,239 CYBORG: Booyah! 280 00:16:23,407 --> 00:16:25,784 BATMAN: Hmm. Superman sure left in a big hurry. 281 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,452 (ALARM WAILING) 282 00:16:29,497 --> 00:16:31,831 - Uh-oh. Trouble alert. - Great Hera. 283 00:16:31,999 --> 00:16:36,461 There are reports of Superman attacking LexCorp in Metropolis? 284 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,801 Aha! I knew he would snap one day. 285 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,929 I tried to warn everyone, but no one would listen. 286 00:16:46,097 --> 00:16:47,097 CYBORG: Uh.... 287 00:16:47,264 --> 00:16:49,307 We were just making sandwiches. 288 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,268 Don't think I won't check that alibi. 289 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,357 I have a pretty good idea of who's behind this. 290 00:16:57,525 --> 00:17:00,777 Why don't I just take care of this one solo, guys? 291 00:17:00,945 --> 00:17:04,072 I don't think so. Let's go. 292 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,032 (GROANS) 293 00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:12,831 GUY: What a mess. 294 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,291 I'd hate to be the guy who's responsible for this. 295 00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:16,584 (CYBORG GRUNTING) 296 00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:19,671 Yeah, really, guys, I've totally got this. 297 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,966 And miss all the action? Uh-uh. 298 00:17:23,138 --> 00:17:24,884 (GROANS) 299 00:17:35,479 --> 00:17:40,150 Oh, look. Guns, guns, and more guns. 300 00:17:40,317 --> 00:17:41,776 Is this a villain lair? 301 00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:44,946 Oh, it's my first villain lair. Ha, ha. 302 00:17:45,114 --> 00:17:48,867 It seems Lex has been busy plotting our demise. 303 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,620 Even Superman's. 304 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,790 Hmm. Mm-hm. 305 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,917 All right. 306 00:17:58,085 --> 00:17:59,586 Okay. 307 00:17:59,754 --> 00:18:01,379 Ah. 308 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,048 Hmm. 309 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,633 Lex may be onto something with this one. 310 00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:08,136 And the directions are very easy to follow. 311 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:12,307 Ah, Batman, leave it to you to dispose of Lex's evil plans for me. 312 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,893 Yeah, that's what I was doing. 313 00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:17,687 (DOOR OPENS) 314 00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,564 Took you long enough. 315 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,775 My lab is practically destroyed. 316 00:18:21,942 --> 00:18:23,860 Lex Luthor. 317 00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:25,862 Do we really have to help this guy? 318 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,448 What's that supposed to mean? 319 00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:31,076 Hello? Villain lair? 320 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,162 You spend all day creating weapons to destroy us. 321 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:37,415 Hades himself would spurn you, you treacherous snake. 322 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,085 How many times have you framed one of us for a crime... 323 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,921 ...and then run for president on a platform to stop us? 324 00:18:43,672 --> 00:18:45,840 That reminds me. 325 00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:48,635 Vote for Lex. 326 00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:52,972 (GUY GRUNTING) 327 00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:56,726 That's going to look great on posters. Now, stop him. 328 00:19:01,649 --> 00:19:03,566 Bizarro. 329 00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:05,652 BATMAN: Another alien. 330 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:06,820 Whoa. 331 00:19:06,987 --> 00:19:08,655 Are you twins? 332 00:19:09,698 --> 00:19:11,866 Heh, heh. We are not twins. 333 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,451 (GROANS) 334 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:17,831 Great Scott, the LexCorp duplicator ray that created you. 335 00:19:17,998 --> 00:19:20,667 You broke in here to steal it? But why? 336 00:19:20,835 --> 00:19:24,003 - Bizarro show you. - Bizarro, don't! 337 00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:26,172 (ALL GRUNTING) 338 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,635 (GRUNTING AND GROANING) 339 00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:39,477 (GRUNTING) 340 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,104 Ugh! 341 00:19:42,606 --> 00:19:43,690 (GROANING) 342 00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:58,872 I Batzarro. World's worst detective. 343 00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:02,750 I Greenzarro. And I scared. 344 00:20:05,129 --> 00:20:06,671 I... 345 00:20:09,258 --> 00:20:10,884 ...Cyzarro. 346 00:20:11,051 --> 00:20:15,305 I Bizarra. Pretty, pretty princess. 347 00:20:15,472 --> 00:20:16,681 (CHUCKLING) 348 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,517 (GRUNTING) 349 00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:22,896 Bizarro, give me that ray before you do any more damage. 350 00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:25,857 Nothing stop Bizarro. 351 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,276 Not even Superman. 352 00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:34,199 Can we go? I scared. 353 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,368 Okay. Let's stay. 354 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,626 You heard Bizarro. Stay. 355 00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:46,961 Hmm. 356 00:20:48,297 --> 00:20:51,966 "B-O-M-B." 357 00:20:52,676 --> 00:20:54,177 Boom. 358 00:20:59,516 --> 00:21:01,142 (BELL DINGING) 359 00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:06,105 (GROANING) 360 00:21:06,273 --> 00:21:08,358 (GRUNTING) 361 00:21:09,526 --> 00:21:10,610 That was weird. 362 00:21:10,778 --> 00:21:13,988 Your twin brother was way out of line there, Superman. 363 00:21:14,156 --> 00:21:18,076 - The universe only needs one Guy Gardner. - If that. 364 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:21,788 How do we know this wasn't always part of your secret alien plan? 365 00:21:21,956 --> 00:21:24,374 Because Bizarro can't keep secrets. 366 00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:26,417 He can barely keep his pants up. 367 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,378 But why make duplicates of us? 368 00:21:28,545 --> 00:21:31,631 Duplicates with terrible hair and unplucked eyebrows? 369 00:21:31,799 --> 00:21:35,176 I don't know, but if one Bizarro can cause this much destruction... 370 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:38,680 ...think of what an entire Bizarro League could do. 371 00:21:38,847 --> 00:21:41,015 And I think I know where they're going. 372 00:21:41,684 --> 00:21:43,017 Bizarro World. 373 00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:44,602 Let's go. 374 00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:49,524 BATMAN: So you want us to follow you to some distant planet, huh? 375 00:21:49,692 --> 00:21:54,195 Well, I'll play your little game for now, alien. 376 00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:00,660 LEX: This is just great. 377 00:22:00,828 --> 00:22:04,247 They destroy my lab and Bizarro takes the kryptonite bomb... 378 00:22:04,415 --> 00:22:08,042 ...I was going to destroy Superman with. 379 00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:11,878 (CHUCKLING) 380 00:22:11,046 --> 00:22:13,339 (LAUGHING) 381 00:22:13,507 --> 00:22:15,049 (SHOUTING) 382 00:22:15,217 --> 00:22:16,926 Ow. 383 00:22:23,517 --> 00:22:25,018 WONDER WOMAN: Merciful Minerva. 384 00:22:25,185 --> 00:22:27,603 Bizarro's planet's a cube? 385 00:22:27,771 --> 00:22:29,564 Figures. 386 00:22:33,193 --> 00:22:35,945 I should warn you, things here behave a little... 387 00:22:36,113 --> 00:22:37,739 Uh, Bizarro? 388 00:22:40,409 --> 00:22:41,659 (CYBORG SCREAMING) 389 00:22:44,246 --> 00:22:47,999 Ha! One Green Lantern rescue rocket coming up. 390 00:22:52,212 --> 00:22:53,963 (CHICKEN CLUCKS THEN WONDER WOMAN GRUNTS) 391 00:22:54,423 --> 00:22:55,631 A chicken? 392 00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:57,842 Why does that not surprise me? 393 00:22:58,302 --> 00:23:02,180 Hey, at least I can still fly, Wonderless Woman. 394 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:07,727 CYBORG: Ugh! 395 00:23:08,228 --> 00:23:11,230 Chicken. How degrading. 396 00:23:11,398 --> 00:23:14,359 Yeah, I call that use of power ring a clear "foul." 397 00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:16,652 Get it? Fowl? Ha, ha. 398 00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:21,282 This strange planet shows no evidence of animals or plants. 399 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:23,951 Well, there's a face-plant. Heh. 400 00:23:24,912 --> 00:23:25,953 (WHIRRING) 401 00:23:26,121 --> 00:23:29,290 These rocks are emitting a weird form of radiation. 402 00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:32,502 Ooh. We should call it weirdiation, then. 403 00:23:32,669 --> 00:23:33,753 I like that name. 404 00:23:34,921 --> 00:24:00,001 Improved By: Fidel33