1 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:38,764 Man, this lake is really startin' to freak me out. 2 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:42,476 You know how many people have disappeared from here in the last couple of years? 3 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,520 Maybe two. 4 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:48,107 But do you know how many people have disappeared just in the last 6 months? Huh? 5 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,150 Five. 6 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,403 Man, you are paranoid. You should really lay off the green. 7 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,405 Or at least share some with me. 8 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,617 All right, I'm done. Let's get the hell out of here. 9 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:01,954 Slow down. Let me finish getting my samples. 10 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:06,458 You gotta relax. You need a hobby. 11 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,460 You should try golf. 12 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,504 Tillman, why are you even here? 13 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,715 You're more concerned with baseball and mullets than you are with the ecosystem. 14 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,719 For your information, I got into this line of work... 15 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,639 so I could meet sexy eco-warrior chicks who don't shave their legs. 16 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:35,487 Oh, God! Oh, God! 17 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,282 Help me! 18 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:40,909 Help me! Help me! 19 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:49,209 Tillman! Tillman! Tillman! 20 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,923 Tillman! Tillman! 21 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,474 Good mornin', sunshine. 22 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,227 So are we havin' fun yet? Yeah, tons. 23 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:10,105 Are you kidding me? This is the boredom capital of the universe. 24 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,524 Look, Scott, you're stuck with me for a month, 25 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,860 so why don't you at least try and have a good time, huh? 26 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:17,279 You don't even have cable or high-speed Internet. 27 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,281 My cell phone doesn't even work out here. 28 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,783 A lot of people would think that was a good thing, Scott. 29 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,203 Yeah, unlike your nasty meat loaf pie. 30 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,705 Since you're so determined to be miserable out here, 31 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:29,166 why'd you decide to come along in the first place? 32 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,793 It's called a custody agreement, Sheriff. 33 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,047 Listen, I wanna get something straight with you right off the bat, Son. 34 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,132 You might be able to talk to your little friends that way, 35 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,468 but I'm not one of your little friends, and I'm not your peer. 36 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,637 I'm your father, so I demand respect. 37 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,058 Whatever. 38 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,643 Sheriff Riley, come in. 39 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,103 Go for Riley. 40 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,481 Sheriff, that E.P.A. guy is here again. 41 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,234 Says his partner's gone missing on the lake. Over. 42 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,152 Mills? 43 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,947 He probably smoked a bad bowl and forgot he was all by himself. 44 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,616 I'll be there in a few minutes. I gotta go in to work. 45 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,660 But afterwards, I'll stop by and grab you. 46 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,662 We'll go into town and catch a movie, huh? 47 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,831 Yeah, maybe. 48 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,720 So why don't you talk to her already? 49 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:26,890 Jesus, Dad. Don't you gotta go to work or something? Yes. 50 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,434 So why don't you talk to her already? 51 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,603 I'll talk to her when I wanna talk to her. 52 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,481 If you're so excited about it, why don't you go talk to her? 53 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,235 Be careful what you wish for. 54 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:52,958 Hey! Can I speak to you for a minute? 55 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:58,964 Hi. How are you? 56 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,009 Sure. Okay. 57 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:10,684 Oh, this is not happening. 58 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,754 Mornin'. Good morning, Sheriff. 59 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,006 Miner, you crazy sneakin' up on somebody like that? 60 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,800 Hey, that's my job. Yeah, well, excuse me while I go do mine. 61 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,303 You know, I heard someone else has gone missing on the lake. 62 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:48,305 How many does that make now, Sheriff? 63 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:50,640 Is there a possible serial killer on the loose? Wild animal? 64 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,601 Maybe an Al-Qaeda jihad? 65 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,353 Care to comment? Yeah, I care to comment. 66 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:57,689 You write anything in that newspaper of yours that sends my town into a panic, 67 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:01,026 I'll be looking for you at the bottom of that lake. 68 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:04,154 You can quote me on that. 69 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,156 You're a guard dog. Guard! 70 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,534 Who buys your bones? 71 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:13,580 Can somebody please explain to me why the local gossip has to be breathing down my neck? 72 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:16,083 Hello, Frank. There's enough goin' on around here... 73 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,085 without havin' to deal with that moron. 74 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:21,296 I told that dirty rotten snoop Cal Miner to get the heck out of here. 75 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,800 He just started yammerin' on about freedom of the press or some such. 76 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:28,053 - You should just shoot him, Sheriff. - If it were only that easy. 77 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:30,305 There you go, makin' things too complicated again. 78 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,474 Could we make an exception in Cal's case? 79 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,560 Dale, do not tempt me. 80 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:38,146 Sheriff, listen. Hey, Frank, how's it goin'? 81 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,400 Good, good. No, no, not that great, you know? 82 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,568 Yeah, I heard about that. Why don't you, uh, 83 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,738 fill us all in. Okay. Well, 84 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,741 my partner and I are workin' on the lake, and, uh- 85 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,619 Well, the next thing I know, he's in the water. 86 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,371 Just like that? Yeah. 87 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:57,958 I'm tryin' to get him back in the boat, and he's screamin' and yellin', 88 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:00,877 and somethin' pulls him under. He's gone, Sheriff. 89 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,588 I'm a little unclear on something here. 90 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,924 How exactly did he wind up in the water in the first place? 91 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:09,428 Uh, pretty sure he fell off leanin' over the side. 92 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:17,269 Frank, I got a question for you. Did you, by any chance, 93 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,396 eat any organic brownies this morning? 94 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,940 That's gotta be it. 95 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,234 You think this is just a joke, huh, Sheriff? 96 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:27,946 Come with me, and I'll show you the punch line. 97 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,948 Okay, Frank. 98 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:43,879 I got a feelin' I'm not gonna like what's under that sheet. 99 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:51,136 Ah! Wow. 100 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,974 So these are your friend, huh? 101 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:58,310 Used to be. 102 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:01,104 Whatever's in your lake took the rest of him. 103 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:04,107 I gotta call Fish and Wildlife right away. Cover that up, Charlie. 104 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:07,235 We've already been called. 105 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:13,909 Well, gentlemen, isn't this just ducky? 106 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,287 Look, James, if it's any consolation, I asked them to send someone else. 107 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:19,414 I appreciate your concern, Emma, but I'm a professional. 108 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,667 I can handle it. It's just that I hadn't heard from you in so damn long. 109 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,336 I sent you an e-mail. 110 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:27,506 You sent me a group e-mail about some PETA rally. How personal is that? 111 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:31,593 Honestly, I didn't think you were quite over your ex-wife. 112 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,639 Oh, now, just what the hell is that supposed to mean? 113 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:38,600 - I hate to break up couple therapy. - Oh! 114 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,186 But I'm not Dr. Phil, and this sure as hell ain't Oprah! 115 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,271 It's not a toy, Frank! 116 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:50,654 Emma? Look what you did! 117 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,198 Are you happy? 118 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:56,368 I'm so embarrassed. 119 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:59,162 Always had a weak stomach for blood. 120 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,332 It's a good thing you weren't out on the lake. Boy, it was awful. 121 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,334 Pulled him under so quickly. Here. 122 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,419 So strong. Something that vicious, Frank, 123 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:09,339 it had to be a mountain lion, a sick bear or something like that. 124 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:13,093 The chances of a mammal killing someone on a lake that deep are about a billion to one. 125 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:16,054 About as good as our chances of finding out on this porch. 126 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,682 Think you can handle going back to the lake, Frank? 127 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:20,559 Yeah, sure. Let's do it. 128 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:24,604 Okay. I have a boat. Let's go! 129 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,696 Frank, we've been over the same area 4 times. 130 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:36,491 You sure this is where Tillman went under? I think so. 131 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,410 You think so? 132 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:41,329 I didn't know anyone lived on this side of the lake. 133 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,877 That's "Crazy" Sadie Bickerman. 134 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:52,757 She moved into that place a couple years after her sister went missing. 135 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:56,094 The way I hear it, she, uh, used to feed live cattle... 136 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:59,556 to a couple of 40-foot prehistoric crocs she kept in her backyard. 137 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,100 What? That's ridiculous. 138 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:05,979 That's the kind of detail you could've shared with us back at the morgue. 139 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:07,939 Mills, come on. 140 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:11,067 You know everybody around here's prone to exaggeration, if you get my drift. 141 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,278 And crocodiles don't live as far north as Maine, Frank. 142 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:16,531 If there really was one up here, I'm sure it would've been a newsworthy occurrence. 143 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,700 Maybe. But that's not the kind of thing... 144 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,786 a lake town would want featured on it's tourism brochure. 145 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,872 Slow down. 146 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,874 Over there. What is that? 147 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,959 I don't know. 148 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:33,048 I'm pullin' in, see if I can't fish it out. 149 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:43,016 Let's see here. 150 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,644 Come here. 151 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:49,189 Just a second. We'll get there. 152 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:53,151 Whoa! What are you doin'? It's not like you haven't seen all this before. 153 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:56,655 We can wait around here all day, or I can jump in and see what it is. 154 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,491 Turn around. Turn around! 155 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,785 So you're just gonna jump in? You're not even gonna let- 156 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,413 Yeah, I'm goin' in. You never changed. Turn around! 157 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,249 What, do you think a 40-foot croc's gonna get me? 158 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,877 There's always hope. 159 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,907 What is that? 160 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,662 Whoa! 161 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:51,126 Tillman? Oh, it used to be. 162 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,712 Emma, you get out of there right now. Come on! 163 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,968 Come on. Come on. 164 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,387 Up you go. There you go. 165 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:05,598 There you go. Careful. All right, Emma. 166 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:09,227 Come on. 167 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:11,354 Now do you believe it's a giant crocodile? 168 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,898 Doesn't mean anything, Frank. It's just another piece of the puzzle. 169 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,568 Piece of the puzzle? We got his foot, 170 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,862 we got his arm, and now we got his head! 171 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:22,240 What other pieces do you need? Mills, shut up! 172 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:25,326 You're not being any help. We're all on the same team here. 173 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:30,540 Come on. Let's go talk to... Crazy Sadie. 174 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,308 I know I'm gonna make mistakes 175 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,352 All right. We finally made it. 176 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,731 That was some shortcut, genius. 177 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,442 Hey, we made it, didn't we? Yeah, Mike. 178 00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:01,112 You're a regular Ferdinand Magellan. 179 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:07,076 Hmm. The water looks great. 180 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,953 Absolutely. 181 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,541 Make this dance last all night 182 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,423 Don't get any big ideas, sport. 183 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,425 She gets her own tent. 184 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,261 Okay! 185 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:28,306 To your bedroom 186 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:32,310 To your bedroom 187 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,907 Must be hard for a sweet old lady to live out here all by herself. 188 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,951 Sadie's not that sweet, 189 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,495 and she's definitely no lady. 190 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,914 You are right about the "old" part though. 191 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,669 Why don't you let me talk to her? 192 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,507 Be my guest, Emma. All right. 193 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,356 Hi. Mrs. Sadie Bickerman? 194 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,317 I'm Emma Warner from Fish and Wildlife, and I'm so sorry to bother you, 195 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,320 but I was just wondering, can we come in and ask you a few questions? 196 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:27,031 Fish and Wildlife? Mm-hmm. 197 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,702 Hasn't been a lick of livestock on this property since I lost my sister. 198 00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,829 Unless you got some answers for me on that, 199 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,457 why in the world would I wanna talk to you jerks? 200 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,710 Oh. 201 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,879 Um- I didn't know. 202 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,881 What? I'm- I'm sorry. 203 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,466 Can we just come in for a minute? We won't be long. 204 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,552 You're right. 205 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,429 You won't. 206 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:56,477 Wow. You're great with the elderly. 207 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,188 You wanna try? Be my guest. 208 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,115 This is Sheriff Riley, Sadie. Open up. 209 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:16,664 I'm sorry. Wasn't I clear enough, Sheriff? 210 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,335 Sadie, we found a man's head about 200 yards off your dock. 211 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,587 Wanted to know if you had any information about it. 212 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,631 I'm an old lady. 213 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,759 Unless you think I chopped off some poor sap's melon- 214 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,761 I don't know how I can help. 215 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,263 You can start by telling us anything you know about any crocodiles... 216 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,807 wandering into the freshwater of our lake. 217 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,268 I understand that your sister had quite a history with crocs. 218 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,687 Don't you mention my sister. I don't know squat. 219 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:44,317 Till you get yourself a warrant, you can go piss up a rope, Columbo! 220 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:51,324 - That was great. - Get lost, Barney Miller! 221 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,414 Crazy Sadie knows something, I can feel it. 222 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,708 Well, she's right. We can't search her place without a warrant. 223 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,503 Yeah, but she can't stop us from searching the lake. 224 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,147 Ouch! 225 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,775 What's wrong? 226 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,152 Uh, nothin'. I'm just really hot. 227 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,488 I think I'm gonna come in and take a swim. 228 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,282 Well, hurry up then. 229 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,954 Oh, boy. 230 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,221 Very funny. I'll be right there. 231 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,728 Sharon? 232 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,441 Sharon? Edi? Come on, now. This isn't funny. 233 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,787 Daisy, no! Stop it! 234 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:05,917 Gosh, I'm sorry about that. She's very territorial. 235 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,420 No worries. It's healthy to get your heart rate up, right? 236 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,549 Yeah. Beats the treadmill, right? You're Sheriff Riley's son. 237 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,844 Yeah, unfortunately. 238 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,763 Hi. I'm... Scott. 239 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:22,767 I'm Kerri. This morning, your dad said you had something to tell me. 240 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:27,021 What? No, no, no. He's just- Ignore him. It's- 241 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:30,316 You okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm cool. 242 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:34,070 You're far from cool, buddy. Shut up, Thad. 243 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,905 Scott, this is Thad. 244 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,286 Look like you almost wet your pants there, pal. 245 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,456 Trust me, nothing in this Podunk town's gonna make me wet my pants. 246 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,458 Oh, yeah? Where are you from? 247 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,961 I live in Newton just outside of Boston with my mom. 248 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,130 Oh, I love Boston. I just got accepted to B.C. 249 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,383 But I haven't decided if I'm gonna go there or Northeastern, so- 250 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,927 I think she should stay someplace close to home. 251 00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,929 Yeah, well, it's not really your decision. 252 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:04,142 Uh, Boston is awesome. I mean, I wish I could've stayed there for the summer, but- 253 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,936 You know, since my folks split, my dad thought I should come up here. 254 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,897 Scott's dad is Sheriff Riley. No way! 255 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,067 Doesn't that gay-ass have anything better to do than bust up all our parties? 256 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,986 No, don't worry. 257 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,238 I know he's a buzz kill. 258 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,158 A bunch of us are gonna go hike over the other side of the lake. 259 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,285 Camp overnight. If you wanna come, you're more than welcome. 260 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,329 Uh, sure. Definitely. 261 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,040 Baby, when did you become chairman of the welcoming committee? 262 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,751 Don't be a jerk, okay? The least we can do is show him... 263 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,920 that we're not a bunch of hicks around here. 264 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:38,593 You got any more beers in your bag, or is your daddy gonna arrest us? 265 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,179 I'm not worried about it. 266 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,643 Okay, great. It's settled. So let's go meet up with Rachel and Larry. 267 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,937 We'll grab our gear. 268 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,948 Daisy. 269 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,961 Gosh. 270 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,088 So many visitors this time of day, 271 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,383 you'd think this old lady was running a brothel. 272 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,762 Oh, come on now. Sexy at 70 is what I'd say. 273 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,389 Well, aren't you the charmer? 274 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:29,477 It's true. You have very beautiful eyes, and eyes have no age. 275 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,272 Now, Mrs. Bickerman- 276 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:36,192 Oh, call me Sadie. Well then, now, Sadie, 277 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,486 let's start right at the beginning, 278 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:42,198 and you tell me everything those folks said. 279 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,742 Oh, there those little rascals go. 280 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,536 They get riled up this time of day. 281 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,623 That reminds me. 282 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,000 I promised I'd make you a snack. 283 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,003 Oh, no, don't worry. I'm fine. I just have a few questions. 284 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,923 Just sit right there. Be back in a jiffy. 285 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,467 I'm not really hungry, Sadie. 286 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,637 Who said anything about it being your snack? What's that? 287 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,764 Out! Get out closer to the edge. 288 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,433 You'll get a much better shot. 289 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:38,129 What the hell is that? 290 00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,817 Huh. 291 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:05,239 Guess he really wasn't hungry. 292 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:21,630 So what now, James? 293 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:24,842 We drag the lake, see if we can't find the rest of his friend. 294 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,844 You think you're gonna find him, huh? 295 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:29,972 I bet you anything he's in the stomach of that crocodile. 296 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,437 Frank! 297 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,481 Don't panic. Come on. 298 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,941 Hey. Come on. Help! 299 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,903 Come on. We just hit a rock. The rock's not gonna bite you. 300 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,655 Get out of there. Come on. 301 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,658 You're being- Right up here. 302 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,744 All right, all right. Frank! Oh! 303 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,871 Get Mills a towel, would ya? Come on. Get up. 304 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:58,667 Frank, you're being ridiculous. I'm telling you, 305 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,669 a local gossip and a superstitious old lady... 306 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:04,131 still don't make a giant, man-eating crocodile. 307 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,384 What? 308 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,944 Emma! 309 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,949 Emma, swim to me now! 310 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,839 Come on! Can you swim? 311 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,173 Yeah. Swim. 312 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,223 Come on! Come on! Hurry up! 313 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,980 Hurry up! Come on! Let's go! There it is! 314 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,624 No crocodiles in Maine, huh? 315 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,794 That's gotta be the biggest animal I've ever seen. 316 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,422 Great. Tourists. 317 00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:29,049 It's not a tourist. 318 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:36,182 How well do you know this guy? 319 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:39,393 I caught him poaching some endangered bobcats a couple years back... 320 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,395 up near the Canadian border. 321 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,397 Just a typical greedy industrialist. 322 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,317 Only this one fancies himself a great white hunter. 323 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:49,236 His ego's twice as big as that crocodile. 324 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,405 Hi. 325 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,409 Emma. 326 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:59,288 Never fancied you for the wet T-shirt type. 327 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:02,291 Good to see our tax dollars hard at work. 328 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:05,002 What are you doing here, Struthers? 329 00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:09,256 Well, I got a tip from a local there might be somethin' worth killin' in this lake. 330 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:13,010 The tip didn't happen to come from a local weasel by the name of Cal Miner, did it? 331 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:16,013 Perhaps you should be grateful to that weasel. 332 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:18,974 From the looks of things, the cavalry got here just in the nick of time. 333 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:23,229 Tell you what. You can park your plane there for $40 a day. 334 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:28,859 We don't take Visa, we don't take MasterCard. Oh, by the way, Emma, 335 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:31,278 did you get them bobcat kabobs I sent you? 336 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:33,197 Oh! 337 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,824 She likes me. 338 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:38,035 Yeah. 339 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:56,262 Are we close yet? 'Cause my feet are totally killing me. 340 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,305 Rachel, when I told you to wear appropriate shoes, 341 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,058 strappy sandals weren't what I had in mind. 342 00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:03,352 Vogue says these are totally appropriate for summer. 343 00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:05,729 Whatever. This is so lame. 344 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,023 You know I'll rub 'em if you want. 345 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:11,151 I'll rub the rest of you too. Seriously, Larry, 346 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:15,906 I wouldn't let you rub my feet even if you were the C.E.O. of Prada. 347 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,327 Your loss. 348 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:25,791 This is it, suckers. Check it out! 349 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:28,961 This is sweet! 350 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:34,091 She never wants to feel that way again 351 00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:37,928 With every second that keeps ticking 352 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:41,682 It keeps on crawling underneath her skin 353 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,309 Oh! Hey, check this out, Larry. 354 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,311 What? No, right here. Come here. 355 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,271 What? Come here. Check this out right here. 356 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:48,939 What? Right here. Closer. 357 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,024 What? You see right there? 358 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,483 I don't see anything. Just in the- 359 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,282 Man, my bad. I guess there was nothing there. 360 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,951 Oh! Way to go, butt-head! What am I supposed to wear now? 361 00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:13,297 Uh, Scott, could you give me a hand? I can't get my back. 362 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:18,093 Uh, yeah. 363 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,095 Sure. 364 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:27,061 Hey, looks like Boston boy's makin' a move on your girl. 365 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,396 Ah, he can have her. 366 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,150 So are you guys gonna go in? 367 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,486 Um, no, I don't wanna get my hair wet. 368 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:40,157 I'm just gonna lay out. I bronze amazingly. 369 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:43,577 Come on, Scott. Last one in's gotta pitch the tent. 370 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,579 Uh, Larry's already pitching a tent. 371 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:49,500 Yeah, I can tell by the way you guys are wrestling around in the water. 372 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:53,170 - Uh, no, baby. This is all for you, sweetheart. - You're a pig. 373 00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:56,757 So, come on, Scott. What do you say? Comin' in? 374 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,759 Uh- 375 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,594 No, I'm- I'm not in the mood. 376 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,847 Afraid you're gonna get your hair wet? 377 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,225 No, I'm just not a big fan of the water. 378 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,227 He can keep me company. 379 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,481 Come on, baby! Whoo-hoo! 380 00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:17,236 Um- Hey, come on, man! 381 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,030 I'm gonna go for a walk, check things out a little bit. 382 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,574 Suit yourself. 383 00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:48,934 Hey, Sheriff. 384 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:52,896 Thanks for comin' out so quick, Dale. 385 00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,232 I brought exactly what you told me to. 386 00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:59,611 Heck of a lot of heat in this puppy. 387 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:02,823 What are you plannin' on, uh, blowin', uh- 388 00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:05,701 What is all this then? Oh. 389 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:07,828 We gotta have a talk. Huh. 390 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:13,041 This thing really work? Dale. 391 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:15,127 Unload the boat. 392 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:30,768 You know what, Ahmad? I think I'd like it better if the flap of the tent was facing east. 393 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:33,604 That way, I get a good view of the mornin' sunrise. 394 00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:37,733 Actually, boss, you don't want the opening facing uphill in case it rains. 395 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:40,110 No, it's all right. Do it my way. 396 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:44,448 Struthers, we've decided to close the lake. That means no camping. 397 00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,950 Of course, you and your little pal there... 398 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:50,871 are always welcome to check into any one of our lovely B and B's in town. 399 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,582 You're not gonna run us into jail now, are you, Sheriff? 400 00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,667 I mean, it'd be a terrific waste of manpower, 401 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:58,796 especially when you got this giant crocodile on the loose. 402 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,798 Why don't you just get out of here? 403 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:04,343 I'm sure there are a bunch of unemployed 10-year-olds in Asia you could be exploiting. 404 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:08,138 Come on now, Emma. You're not still holdin' a grudge about them silly bobcats, are you? 405 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:12,309 There were 148 of those silly bobcats left on the entire planet. 406 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,770 Now there are 146, thanks to you. 407 00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:16,980 Can you leave it go? I paid the fines. 408 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,982 Everything's not all about the bottom line. 409 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:22,986 Well, then the bottom line is if I didn't come along at the time I did, 410 00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,614 you'd still be an endangered species. 411 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:28,700 I hope you didn't think you could just fly in here and kill an animal... 412 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,161 that may very well be the last remaining one of its kind. 413 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,664 Well, of course I can. Isn't that right, Sheriff? 414 00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:36,667 Afraid it's not my call. It's Emma's jurisdiction. 415 00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:41,129 All I can do is ask you to show me permits for all the firepower you brought along. 416 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:44,258 Ahmad has all the paperwork you need. 417 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,802 Good. That's great. 418 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:50,848 You're not gonna be able to use it. We're doing this the humane way. 419 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:53,016 We're gonna trap it and bring it in alive. 420 00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:56,311 Do you wanna help me? 421 00:30:56,396 --> 00:31:00,107 Well, that's brilliant. I can see us all holding hands... 422 00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:04,611 in the belly of the beast singing Give Peace a Chance. 423 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:07,281 Oh, please, shut up! 424 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:10,951 I think she really likes me, Ahmad. 425 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:47,988 Whoa! 426 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,910 Damn it! 427 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,605 What the f- 428 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,581 "Crocodiles bite down into the flesh of a victim... 429 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:43,460 "and roll over and over until the disoriented prey drowns or bleeds to death. 430 00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:45,420 It's called a 'death roll."' 431 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:47,464 Sounds like something to avoid. Oh, yeah. 432 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,633 Well, you know, they're perfect killin' machines. 433 00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:52,219 And get this. "It wedges the body of its victim... 434 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:55,347 into an underwater pantry for future consumption." 435 00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:58,850 Well, when we're through here, we'll have plenty of crocodile steaks in our pantry, eh? 436 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,896 Boots and belts too. 437 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,148 I got a question for the two of youse. 438 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:09,319 Let me ask you this, geniuses. 439 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,446 What are you plannin' on usin' for bait? 440 00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:14,825 Sorry about this, baby. 441 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:17,202 You're kidding. That's your bait? 442 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:20,998 Come on. 443 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:23,625 There's no way this is gonna work. Come on, Dale. 444 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:26,461 Crocodiles eat turtles. Looked it up in Struthers's book. Get in there. 445 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,051 He's one heck of a turtle. 446 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:36,513 I don't like this plan. They growed up in a hole like this. 447 00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:39,016 Dale, would you be quiet? 448 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:48,025 Well, now, that is absolutely brilliant. 449 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,777 You do realize the thing has eaten a human being, don't you? 450 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,280 That's right. Get in there, Struthers. 451 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:58,201 Suppose you'd prefer if we just lobbed in a land mine? 452 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:01,830 Nah, it's way too messy. Besides, where's the sport in that? 453 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:07,878 Oh! Anybody keepin' kosher? 454 00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:10,964 No, no, no, no! Don't even think about it. Struthers! 455 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,884 Can you help me get this thing out of here before it hurts itself? 456 00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,720 We'll get it. Dale, hand me- hand me the stick. 457 00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:19,556 Dale! Just- 458 00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,600 Thank you. Just be careful. Don't hurt it. 459 00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:23,602 Yeah, I- I won't. 460 00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:26,855 All right. Let's see. One. 461 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,858 Can you reach it? No. And two. One more. 462 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,193 It's okay. Ready? 463 00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:38,408 - Dale, hand me the tranq gun. - Yes, sir. 464 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:41,119 Come on! Tranq gun, right now! 465 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,179 You can't just spray and pray. You gotta know what you're shootin' at. 466 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,567 I think you got him, Sheriff. 467 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,528 Whew! What now? 468 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:25,664 Wait! Stop! 469 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,792 You killed it! 470 00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:32,295 No, I think the tranquilizer's just taken effect. 471 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:35,173 Come on. Let's tie up it's snout. I don't think we'll have much time. 472 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,175 Let me do that. It's okay. I got it. 473 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:39,719 This here's man's work, sweetheart. Okay. 474 00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:45,058 Dale, be careful. 475 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,102 Don't worry, sir. I got it covered. 476 00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:51,314 This here's what we call a four-point granny. 477 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,567 I learned it in the Boy Scouts. 478 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:56,403 Not so tough now, are ya? 479 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,239 Whoa! Hot damn! 480 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,033 Oh! 481 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:34,524 Well, so much for the humane thing. Now it's my turn. 482 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:37,235 Me first. 483 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:43,533 Mine's bigger. It's all in how you use it. 484 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,535 So what do you say now, Miss Warner? 485 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:48,121 You still wanna make friends with it? 486 00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:52,459 Ah. Thought you'd come around sooner or later. 487 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,711 Too bad for your friends it was later. 488 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:59,382 What do you say, Ahmad? Let's strap up and go kill us a croc. 489 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,011 I thought you knew what you were doing. I do know what I'm doing... 490 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,513 if you would just let me do it. Well, figure it out. 491 00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:08,808 Get the one over there. 492 00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:13,271 Oh, baby. Hey, sweetheart. 493 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,440 Please don't burn my fun bags. 494 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:20,028 Larry, don't be such a stupid American. 495 00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:21,905 All the beaches in Europe are topless. 496 00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:24,491 We are so going there. Yes, we are. 497 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:28,078 Guys, come quick. Seriously, you guys gotta come check this out. 498 00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:30,914 Scott, what is it? Just come on! 499 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,750 I'm over nature time. Have a ball. I'll go with you. 500 00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:35,961 Well, I'm comin' too then. 501 00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:37,963 Don't mind me, guys. I'm gonna make sure... 502 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,257 my little monkeys there don't get toasty. 503 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:44,719 Would you believe me if I told you I'm completely rich? Filthy? 504 00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:04,781 Where'd you find- Ahmad, is it? 505 00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:09,160 Yeah, me one-man army. In the Sudan, I was on safari. 506 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:12,372 Heard about this lion that was terrorizing a small village. 507 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:14,374 Killed 16 natives. 508 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:17,252 I went looking for it, but I couldn't find anything for two weeks. 509 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:20,714 Then one night, I hear this wild screaming from the brush. 510 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:23,633 Ahmad had found it gnawing on his mother's throat. 511 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:27,178 And even though he was barely a teenager, he jumped on it with his bare hands. 512 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:30,432 Put up a hell of a fight. So that's where he got the scars, huh? 513 00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:33,268 I don't suppose there's any unsolved crime in your town, is there, Sheriff? 514 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:35,979 I don't suppose there's any more to your story, is there? Afraid so. 515 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,398 All right. Anyhow, I heard the commotion. 516 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:41,651 I run on in and kill the beast, and Ahmad's been with me ever since. 517 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:44,821 He comes in very handy when there's a bit of dirty work to be done. 518 00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:48,616 Sounds to me like you're taking advantage of the situation. 519 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:55,123 All set, boss. 520 00:38:57,877 --> 00:39:01,504 There it is. I've never seen anything like it before. 521 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,923 What is it, girls' panties? 522 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,676 Funny stuff. You should take your act on the road. 523 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:08,762 Maybe open up for Jeff Foxworthy. 524 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:11,139 I wish. That guy's hilarious. 525 00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:14,934 So, where is it? It's right there. 526 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,978 Holy shit! 527 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,522 It's creepy. It looks like a grave or something. 528 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,733 Totally. Let's check it out up close. 529 00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:23,860 Uh, I think that's a bad idea. 530 00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:25,945 Yeah, Thad, I agree. I think we should get out of here. 531 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,531 You both do what you want. I'm checkin' it out. 532 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:36,373 Come on, you sissies. 533 00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:43,630 Franchi, SPAS12. 534 00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:46,341 Sporting purpose automatic shotgun. 535 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:48,426 SPAS12. That's what they call an acronym. 536 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:50,387 I know what an acronym is, Struthers. 537 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,847 You never cease to amaze me, Sheriff. 538 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,892 Anyway, I dropped a black bear in Montana with this. 539 00:39:55,976 --> 00:39:59,979 Six rounds at close range, and it fell like a sack of... nails. 540 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,690 You know, I never quite understood the whole "sport of the hunting" thing. 541 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,735 I prefer sports where my opponent knows they're playing. 542 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,821 Ah. 543 00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:11,741 That's a nice gun. What the heck is that? 544 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:17,539 This, my friend, is a Milkor MGL-140 grenade launcher. 545 00:40:17,623 --> 00:40:19,541 Hit point targets from 200 feet, 546 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:24,337 area targets from 400, and it doesn't matter whether you're drunk or sober. 547 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:31,052 After seeing what we're up against, that little baby just might come in handy. 548 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:33,179 Oh, yeah. Here. 549 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,855 Emma. 550 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:47,152 Hey. You all right? 551 00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:52,240 You gotta snap out of it, girl. 552 00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:54,200 You made a call. You did what you thought was right. 553 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,120 I killed them. 554 00:40:57,204 --> 00:41:00,331 Sure, they're- they're dead. 555 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:03,126 They got chewed up into little pieces. 556 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,420 But they knew what was going on when they went in. 557 00:41:05,504 --> 00:41:09,299 They chose to do it anyway. Come on. It's not your fault. 558 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:13,761 Look, the important thing right now... 559 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,764 is that we stop this thing before it kills either one of us. 560 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,975 Right? 561 00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:21,561 It wouldn't be a bad idea to make sure that... 562 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:24,939 Struthers and his pal don't destroy this entire lake in the process. 563 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,066 There's still some good fish in this lake. 564 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,156 Come on. 565 00:41:56,138 --> 00:41:58,139 Dumb dog. 566 00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:07,774 I told you to stay away from my feet, Larry! 567 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,776 You freakin' perv. 568 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,111 Rachel, that's not me! 569 00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:19,369 No! No! 570 00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,621 Larry! 571 00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:23,706 Larry! 572 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,625 - Help me! - I'm trying! 573 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:31,256 Oh, my God! Oh! 574 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,678 Rachel, I'm sorry! 575 00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:43,768 Help! Help! 576 00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:03,746 Did you two have a nice, romantic walk? 577 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,915 You have to get my boat that bloody? 578 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,335 You want your crocodile dead, you let Ahmad do what he does best. 579 00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:12,463 He learned from the best. I've already got one mangled boat to account for, 580 00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:16,217 not to mention a deputy's family I've gotta deliver some bad news to. 581 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,595 Tell you what. I'll pay the damages to your boat. 582 00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:21,389 As to your deputy, well, that's your problem. I'll tell you what. 583 00:43:21,473 --> 00:43:24,142 I'm responsible for that boat, so I'm gonna drive it. Don't touch it. 584 00:43:24,226 --> 00:43:27,353 Whatever you say, Sheriff. Just stay out of Ahmad's way. 585 00:43:37,197 --> 00:43:39,949 You about ready? I'd love to get this over with tonight... 586 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:42,952 so we can fly out of this dump. 587 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,954 Don't know, boss. 588 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:48,458 Something about this one doesn't seem right. 589 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:52,795 We will not leave this place. Ahmad, come on now. You must be jokin'. 590 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,590 We've been in a hell of a lot worse places than this. 591 00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:58,092 Remember them hammerheads down in Ecuador? Or those snakeheads in- 592 00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:01,804 What was that miserable place? Baltimore. This is different. 593 00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:05,016 Real big, real smart, 594 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:06,976 fast on water and on land. 595 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:10,021 Well, we just bring it to the surface, 596 00:44:10,105 --> 00:44:12,315 let it wear itself out, and bring the plane in. 597 00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:17,070 We get one clean kill shot, and it's over. We'll be fine. 598 00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:26,996 Here. 599 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,998 What do you think built this thing? 600 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,417 Probably a witch. 601 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:33,419 Wait, don't turn around. She's right behind you. 602 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:36,923 Shut up, stupid. 603 00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:39,217 Shut up, Thad. 604 00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:41,177 There's a bunch more in there. 605 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:43,971 They look like... eggs of some kind. 606 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:46,349 Maybe you should put 'em back. You're crazy. 607 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,351 I've never seen an egg like this. 608 00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:50,478 No, maybe he's right. Maybe we should put 'em back. 609 00:44:50,562 --> 00:44:52,689 Kerri, put it back, please. 610 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:54,857 Okay, what kind of egg is it, smart guy? 611 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:58,528 A chicken. I-I don't know. A lizard or a snake or something. 612 00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:01,364 Thad, don't! 613 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,324 Yeah. Not smart. 614 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:06,327 Wait. I think I know what kind of egg it is. 615 00:45:07,454 --> 00:45:09,580 Scrambled. 616 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:12,625 Kerri, I'm out of here. 617 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,669 Oh, what's up? You scared, city boy? 618 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:16,713 Eggs ain't gonna hurt ya. No. 619 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,965 But whatever laid it might, you dumb hick. 620 00:45:21,009 --> 00:45:22,969 Don't start something you can't finish. 621 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,054 It'll be your darkest hour. Stop it, Thad. 622 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:27,390 You're being such a juvenile. 623 00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:29,517 Oh, I get it. 624 00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:32,353 This turd rolls into town, and suddenly I'm a big prick? 625 00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:35,898 You want her, Scotty boy, take her. I don't need no chick telling me what's what. 626 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,234 Besides, she's gonna head off to college... 627 00:45:38,318 --> 00:45:41,320 and leave me for some study buddy or somethin' anyways. 628 00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:48,578 Oh, sorry. Are you gonna run and tell its mama? 629 00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:51,914 Or are you gonna call your daddy, the sheriff, so he can arrest me? 630 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:56,544 Thad, don't turn around. There's a giant crocodile behind you. 631 00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,588 Crocs in this lake? Real funny. 632 00:45:58,672 --> 00:46:01,215 I'm not kidding. 633 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,342 You must think I'm an idiot. Okay. 634 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,678 So there's a giant crocodile behind me? 635 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:09,932 I'm- I'm real scared. Could you guys go get me a tissue? 636 00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:13,060 I think I'm gonna cry. 637 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:19,442 Hey, hey! 638 00:46:19,526 --> 00:46:21,527 Hey, hey! 639 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:24,238 Hang on to me! 640 00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:31,871 Let's go! Run! 641 00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:36,959 Kerri, come on! 642 00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:40,463 What happened? What is that thing? 643 00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:44,300 My guess is whatever laid those eggs. She is not happy. 644 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,864 This is Captain Jack Struthers, your eye in the sky. 645 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:08,825 I have no visual confirmation. 646 00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:11,828 How about you, sonar? 647 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:13,830 I don't have anything either. 648 00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:16,999 Just makin' sure you're still awake. I can't do this all by myself. 649 00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:28,594 Struthers a pretty good pilot? 650 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,930 No, not really. 651 00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:33,599 He's failed every flight test known to man. 652 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,686 He's crashed three times already. 653 00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:38,813 Once was even into an elementary school. 654 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:42,692 Poor kids. 655 00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:46,112 Basically, he's the last person on the earth who should be flying a plane. 656 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:50,116 What? 657 00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:53,578 It was nothing. 658 00:47:55,122 --> 00:48:00,293 Wait. I got it. It's moving fast towards the boat. 659 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:04,046 It's coming right up behind you. James, turn the boat around. And be careful. 660 00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:11,971 Did you hear that, Ahmad? Be ready. 661 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,397 Wait. I lost it. I lost it. 662 00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:25,902 Ahmad, I thought I told you to check everything. 663 00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:27,862 I did. It was working fine. 664 00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:29,447 Yeah, well, obviously you didn't. 665 00:48:35,829 --> 00:48:37,872 What are you waitin' for? Do it! 666 00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:48,049 Wait. It- It's slowing down. It's slowing down. 667 00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:53,304 They need air. Let the thing wear itself out. 668 00:48:53,388 --> 00:48:55,806 I'll get it when it comes back up to the surface. 669 00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:57,767 Wait. I lost it. 670 00:48:57,851 --> 00:49:01,270 - I lost it. - Must've ripped itself free. 671 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:03,564 It's 1,500-pound line. It's impossible. 672 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:07,443 Line snapped clean. Harpoon must still be in him. 673 00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:28,547 I think you better get another harpoon ready. 674 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,549 There he is. Ahmad, stand down. 675 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,469 I paid for this operation. I get the kill shot. 676 00:49:33,553 --> 00:49:36,097 No, boss, we got it. 677 00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:39,642 Here it comes. 678 00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:43,604 Play all the games you want. I'm coming for you, you scaly little bastard. 679 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:47,149 I'm comin' in to lure it away. I'll be taking the kill shot. 680 00:49:47,275 --> 00:49:50,486 No, boss! I'm locking in on my shot now. What is he doing? 681 00:49:50,570 --> 00:49:54,240 It's gonna try to ram us. Shoot it. Shoot it! 682 00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:58,661 What the hell was that? 683 00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:04,667 Damn fool. 684 00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:10,881 Jump! 685 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:20,826 And there comes a time 686 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:24,830 This is all I could salvage from my second boat. 687 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:27,833 I guess we can use it as firewood. 688 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:31,754 So you lost two boats. I lost a plane, and you don't hear me whinging. 689 00:51:31,838 --> 00:51:33,756 Well, in case you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly... 690 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,925 the sheriff of Manhattan here, Struthers. 691 00:51:36,009 --> 00:51:38,844 Losin' two boats is gonna put quite a crimp in my town's finances. 692 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,847 Well, I'll pay for your boats. 693 00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:45,101 Really? Yeah. 694 00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:48,562 Call it a donation. I can always use the write-off. 695 00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:52,358 I'll have Ahmad cut you a check. Well, thanks. 696 00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:56,946 It looks like Ahmad likes to cut things anyway. 697 00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:59,657 That head's gonna look fantastic on me wall. 698 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,745 Don't you think it should go on Ahmad's wall? 699 00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:06,747 He was the one who actually killed it. 700 00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:10,167 Well, one thing I know is that thing won't be eatin' any of us anymore. 701 00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:13,546 That's the important thing, isn't it? Right. I forgot. 702 00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:15,923 You came here to save lives. You're a big hero. 703 00:52:16,007 --> 00:52:17,925 I mean, I particularly like the part... 704 00:52:18,009 --> 00:52:20,970 where you pretended to cry when the croc came after you. 705 00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:23,472 That was really brave. 706 00:52:26,017 --> 00:52:29,520 Ahmad, you wanna hurry up with them steaks before the fire goes out? 707 00:52:29,604 --> 00:52:31,480 You know what? 708 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:34,483 You should smoke one of these. Best thing you ever tasted. 709 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:38,112 It smells good. Well, it ought to. 710 00:52:38,196 --> 00:52:40,447 $500 per box. 711 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:44,994 Of course, you know what would go really well with a good cigar? 712 00:52:45,078 --> 00:52:47,496 Just a wee bit of scotch. 713 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:49,582 Well, if you're gonna have a wee bit of scotch, 714 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:52,209 I think I could forgo the open container violation. 715 00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:55,963 Ahmad, dig out that Johnnie Walker Blue, would you? 716 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:01,635 Hmm? Ahmad? 717 00:53:01,761 --> 00:53:04,180 Get it yourself. Beg your pardon? 718 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,809 You have a very poor way of showing gratitude. 719 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:12,479 Gratitude? Oi. I keep you employed. 720 00:53:12,564 --> 00:53:16,734 Employed? For years, I've waited on you. 721 00:53:16,818 --> 00:53:20,321 I've cooked and I've cleaned and I've killed for you. 722 00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:22,990 And never once, a single "thank you." 723 00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:26,285 Mm-hmm. Well, need I remind you... 724 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:29,371 that if it wasn't for me, you'd still be a lion's dinner. 725 00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:32,333 I saved your life, so don't talk to me about gratitude. 726 00:53:32,417 --> 00:53:35,586 Oh, I remember that lion. I remember that lion very well, 727 00:53:35,670 --> 00:53:41,050 but not because it took you four shots to hit it at point-blank range, 728 00:53:41,134 --> 00:53:44,678 including this one and this one. 729 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:48,015 I remember that lion because you've reminded me of it every day... 730 00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:51,894 for the past 14 years of my life. 731 00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:53,896 Well, this ends today. 732 00:53:58,568 --> 00:54:03,072 My debt to you is paid... in full. 733 00:54:03,156 --> 00:54:07,243 I wish you good luck in finding a new employee. 734 00:54:10,622 --> 00:54:15,084 Yeah, go on. Fine. Don't need youse anyway. 735 00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:20,589 Well, I'm turning in for the night. 736 00:54:28,014 --> 00:54:32,393 Tell me something, Struthers. How long you and Ahmad been married? 737 00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:44,071 I'm sure your view of the sunset will be worth it tomorrow. 738 00:54:44,155 --> 00:54:48,409 How about being a sport and helpin' us out for old time's sake? 739 00:54:48,493 --> 00:54:52,204 How about you re-pitch your tent in the lake? Might be drier. 740 00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:56,750 You think it's really necessary for you to be enjoying yourself so much? 741 00:54:56,835 --> 00:55:00,963 Maybe now you'll have some respect for the next man who does your dirty jobs. 742 00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:09,596 Ah! 743 00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:12,433 Well, I hope you're nice and cozy in there! 744 00:55:12,517 --> 00:55:15,394 Yes. Very comfortable, thank you. 745 00:55:15,478 --> 00:55:17,313 Son of a bitch! Goddamn- 746 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:25,988 Can we stop for a break? 747 00:55:26,072 --> 00:55:29,241 I think we should try and get as far away from the lake as possible. 748 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,785 Scott, we don't even know where we are. 749 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:34,413 We've been wandering around for hours. 750 00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:41,086 All right. Let's try to find a hiding spot, okay? 751 00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:09,531 You comfortable? 752 00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:13,327 Besides being soaking wet, freezing cold... 753 00:56:13,411 --> 00:56:16,455 and hungry enough to eat an entire Hometown Buffet? 754 00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:19,208 Yeah. I'm doing excellent. 755 00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:23,003 Yeah, that was... kind of a stupid question, huh? 756 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,465 No. It was sweet. 757 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:30,719 Thanks. Hey, it could be worse. 758 00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:32,888 How? 759 00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:35,891 I could be out here all by myself. 760 00:56:48,988 --> 00:56:51,657 Oh, God! Thank God it's you guys! Larry! 761 00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:54,576 Where's Rachel? Is she okay? 762 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:57,663 She didn't make it. Where's Thad? 763 00:56:59,165 --> 00:57:01,750 Oh, my God! We're gonna die, man! 764 00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:04,586 Listen. We're gonna make it. 765 00:57:04,671 --> 00:57:09,133 But we can't freak out. We gotta keep moving. Come on. 766 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:14,805 Don't. 767 00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:34,450 Ahma- Ahmad! Ahmad! 768 00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:37,619 Ahmad! Ahmad! 769 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:45,419 Come on! 770 00:57:45,503 --> 00:57:48,005 Come on. Go! 771 00:57:48,089 --> 00:57:51,633 Ahmad, come on! 772 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:20,162 James! 773 00:58:25,210 --> 00:58:28,003 James! 774 00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:38,430 Ahmad, hang on. 775 00:58:44,395 --> 00:58:46,939 He's gone. 776 00:59:01,829 --> 00:59:03,830 Wh- Where's Ahmad? 777 00:59:18,471 --> 00:59:21,974 It's okay. I'm pretty sure owls have never eaten anybody. 778 00:59:22,058 --> 00:59:26,645 Yeah? How do you know? I didn't think there was alligators up in Maine either. 779 00:59:26,729 --> 00:59:29,064 Actually, I think it's a crocodile. 780 00:59:29,148 --> 00:59:32,317 I heard rumors that one got lost up here several years ago. 781 00:59:41,202 --> 00:59:43,996 Hello. Sheriff Riley. Anybody there? Come in. 782 00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:48,083 Sheriff. Sheriff. I'm here. I'm here. How you holdin' up? Ah, it's not goin' so good. 783 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:52,588 Another one of those darn crocodiles out here just took out Struthers's man. 784 00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:55,841 Listen. Would you please get on the phone and talk to Mike Hobson Jr.? 785 00:59:55,925 --> 00:59:59,428 Tell him we can't wait around for him anymore. We need that boat A.S.A.P. 786 00:59:59,512 --> 01:00:00,721 Will do. 787 01:00:00,805 --> 01:00:03,765 Oh, and, Sheriff. What? 788 01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:06,852 Uh, I almost forgot. Scott called earlier today. He said to tell you... 789 01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:08,937 he's going camping with some friends tonight at the lake. 790 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,981 I haven't heard from him since. 791 01:00:11,065 --> 01:00:14,568 I thought I told you to close the lake. Nobody's supposed to be on the lake. 792 01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:19,281 Yeah. I wasn't entirely sure what- what you meant by that. 793 01:00:19,365 --> 01:00:22,951 When I get back to the office, I'm gonna throw a dart at you. Over. 794 01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,953 Over. Damn it! 795 01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:26,955 What's up? 796 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,459 My son is out there somewhere on the lake with his friends. I gotta go find him. 797 01:00:30,543 --> 01:00:33,795 Well, might as well bring some firepower. 798 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,964 Bring your acronym. 799 01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:37,633 My what? 800 01:00:37,717 --> 01:00:40,552 B.Y.A. 801 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,179 Oh. 802 01:00:46,934 --> 01:00:50,228 Probably went to the campground over by Crazy Sadie's. 803 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:58,320 Oh. Uh- Cr- Cr- 804 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:04,910 What do we do? 805 01:01:04,994 --> 01:01:06,870 Run. Don't. 806 01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:10,457 It's too fast. It'll catch us. What do we do then? 807 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:13,418 We go up. You fuckin' kiddin' me? 808 01:01:41,030 --> 01:01:42,864 Scott, watch out! Scott! 809 01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:45,117 Hurry! Move your leg! 810 01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:46,535 Scott! Come on! 811 01:01:47,787 --> 01:01:49,705 Come on! Come on! Go! Go! 812 01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:52,290 Get up here! Keep going! 813 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:57,921 What is that? 814 01:01:58,005 --> 01:01:59,923 I thought you shut down the lake. 815 01:02:00,007 --> 01:02:03,218 Yeah, I did shut down the lake. We're going to Sadie Bickerman's house, 816 01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:05,429 find out exactly what we're up against. 817 01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:16,857 Sadie! 818 01:02:18,651 --> 01:02:20,819 I need to talk to you. 819 01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:24,573 You're a little late, Sheriff. 820 01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:26,616 Did you get that warrant? 821 01:02:26,701 --> 01:02:30,996 Or did you just come by to take a peek at an old lady in a nightie? 822 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:35,459 Look. I don't have time for your games. I've got some questions. I need some straight answers. 823 01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:40,714 Well, unless you're arresting me, all I got for you is nothing. 824 01:02:40,798 --> 01:02:44,509 Have it your way, Sadie. You have the right to remain silent. 825 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:48,013 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 826 01:02:48,097 --> 01:02:52,392 I already told ya. I don't know anything about this crocodile business. 827 01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:54,394 Sadie! 828 01:02:54,479 --> 01:02:58,190 I already told you. I have some questions, and I need some damn answers from you. 829 01:02:58,274 --> 01:03:02,319 I'd ask you all in for a nightcap, but I think you'd all look better in a dunce cap. 830 01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:05,322 Listen, Sadie. For crying out loud- 831 01:03:05,406 --> 01:03:07,532 This is serious. People's lives are at stake. 832 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:12,120 Too bad you can't talk to my sister. I heard she had quite a history with crocodiles. 833 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:16,291 Sadie, my son is out there right now somewhere with his friends. 834 01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:19,628 My son, Sadie. Please. Maybe I know a little something. 835 01:03:19,712 --> 01:03:21,713 That's great. Anything you can tell us will help. 836 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:27,219 Somebody tell Trixie to shut her cake hole before I change my mind. 837 01:03:27,303 --> 01:03:28,512 Emma. 838 01:03:31,557 --> 01:03:34,267 There are three of 'em. 839 01:03:34,352 --> 01:03:36,978 Okay? Three of 'em. 840 01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:43,193 There's Max. 841 01:03:43,277 --> 01:03:45,237 I named him after my late husband, 842 01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:48,323 'cause he was always hungry like Max was. 843 01:03:48,407 --> 01:03:52,994 Then there's, um, George Jr., 844 01:03:53,079 --> 01:03:58,917 named after the president 'cause he was slow too. 845 01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:02,838 And the last one was big girl, Martha. 846 01:04:02,922 --> 01:04:05,006 Martha Stewart. 847 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:08,301 Pretty tough bird in her own right. 848 01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:10,345 How do you know she's female? 849 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:15,267 She got a mean streak I ain't ever seen in no man. 850 01:04:16,727 --> 01:04:18,728 Also- 851 01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:23,400 I caught George Jr.... 852 01:04:23,484 --> 01:04:26,319 trying to stick it to her one night on the shore. 853 01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:30,824 I wonder which one of these darlings Ahmad took out. 854 01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:34,202 Struthers. Pardon me? 855 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:37,706 I just said, um, they're adorable names. 856 01:04:37,790 --> 01:04:40,709 Cram it, fancy-pants. 857 01:04:40,793 --> 01:04:42,836 You think I'm some dumb cluck? 858 01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:45,881 I know what you're trying to do to them. Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie. 859 01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:50,677 Tell me, uh, what have you- what have you been- what have you been feeding these things? 860 01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:16,578 What is it? 861 01:05:18,289 --> 01:05:20,999 It's nothing. Go back to sleep. 862 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:39,476 Oh, my gosh. That's vile. 863 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:41,770 Don't tell me you're one of those vegetarians. 864 01:05:41,854 --> 01:05:45,023 No. That meat is pumped so full of growth hormones, 865 01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:47,275 I'm surprised those crocs are still alive. 866 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:51,780 Well, I can't afford three tons of Kobe beef a month. 867 01:05:51,864 --> 01:05:56,201 My Social Security checks ain't what they used to be. 868 01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:59,871 This is all you've been feeding 'em, Sadie? Beef rejected by the F.D.A.? 869 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:04,084 Pretty much. I've noticed they've been a lot hungrier lately. 870 01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:09,631 Yesterday Martha ate a big rat off my dock. 871 01:06:12,301 --> 01:06:14,302 We gotta go out and find those kids. 872 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:20,684 Sadie, listen. Uh, I want to thank you for giving me this information. 873 01:06:20,768 --> 01:06:23,979 I know it- it couldn't have been easy for you. I'm- 874 01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:28,650 When I do what it is I have to do, I promise I'll be as humane as possible. 875 01:06:28,734 --> 01:06:31,111 Good luck. 876 01:06:35,908 --> 01:06:40,161 My babies sure as hell won't be so humane with you. 877 01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:46,543 Larry. 878 01:06:46,627 --> 01:06:48,670 Come on, dude. Wake up. 879 01:06:48,754 --> 01:06:51,756 Larry! Wake up, dude. 880 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:53,842 It's your turn to be lookout. 881 01:06:53,926 --> 01:06:55,885 Yeah. Okay. Fine. 882 01:06:57,972 --> 01:07:00,223 Keep your eyes peeled for that thing. 883 01:07:00,307 --> 01:07:03,101 Wake us up if it goes back into the lake. 884 01:07:03,185 --> 01:07:05,937 I know. I'm not stupid. 885 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,356 If you say so. 886 01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:12,110 Oh, no. Scott! Scott! 887 01:07:14,947 --> 01:07:17,615 Wait a minute. That's not Scott. I recognize that sneaker. 888 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:20,160 That's Thaddeus, old man Sanders's boy. 889 01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:24,164 Poor kid. Oh, my God. 890 01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:27,792 What is this thing? 891 01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:32,297 It's a nest. Which means mama croc is nearby, 892 01:07:32,381 --> 01:07:35,133 and she's territorial, and she's hungry, and she's ticked. 893 01:07:35,259 --> 01:07:37,552 Sounds like the ex-wife. That's not funny. 894 01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:40,889 We need to get these eggs out of here as soon as possible before they hatch. 895 01:07:40,973 --> 01:07:44,100 Let's split up. Struthers, stay here with Emma. Help her get the eggs out. 896 01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:47,020 Get 'em out? I think we should blow 'em up. Not a chance. 897 01:07:47,104 --> 01:07:50,690 We need to get these eggs out of here and back to the lab as soon as possible. 898 01:07:50,775 --> 01:07:53,359 Well, whatever the hell it is you do, do it in a hurry. 899 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:56,488 Okay. We'll meet you back at the campsite. You go find Scott. All right. 900 01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:58,907 Give me the grenade launcher. 901 01:07:58,991 --> 01:08:00,992 Give me the grenade launcher! 902 01:08:03,162 --> 01:08:07,540 You two be careful. You hear me? 903 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:10,210 Yeah. 904 01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:14,172 Scott? 905 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:35,401 Larry, you okay? 906 01:08:38,405 --> 01:08:40,949 Don't worry, guys. I'm fine. 907 01:08:41,033 --> 01:08:44,369 Yo, this ground is really soft. 908 01:08:44,453 --> 01:08:46,913 Larry, don't move. 909 01:08:46,997 --> 01:08:48,456 That's not the ground. 910 01:08:50,709 --> 01:08:52,710 What the heck are you talkin' about? 911 01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:55,797 Don't do that. 912 01:09:05,766 --> 01:09:09,477 Oh, shit! 913 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:12,021 Run! 914 01:09:17,069 --> 01:09:20,446 Oh, my God! 915 01:09:23,075 --> 01:09:25,201 No! 916 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:31,457 Scott? 917 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:34,127 Anybody? Can you hear me? 918 01:09:42,094 --> 01:09:46,181 Now's our chance. If we hop down and run, we can make it to the road before it gets back. 919 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:50,018 - Then we're home free. - I'm not going down there. No way. 920 01:09:50,102 --> 01:09:52,937 We can't stay up here forever. Who knows when help's gonna get here? 921 01:09:53,063 --> 01:09:56,024 It's now or never. You think we can make it? 922 01:09:56,108 --> 01:09:58,526 Yeah. Okay. 923 01:09:58,652 --> 01:10:01,446 You first. All right. Keep an eye out. 924 01:10:07,786 --> 01:10:09,913 Okay. Come on. 925 01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:14,375 Wait. It's still here. 926 01:10:22,426 --> 01:10:25,094 Run into the woods, on three. 927 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,138 What if it catches us? It won't. 928 01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:29,891 I'm scared, Scott. Don't be. Ready? 929 01:10:29,975 --> 01:10:32,560 One, two, three! 930 01:10:35,147 --> 01:10:36,689 Daisy! Don't! 931 01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:39,859 Wait. She'll be okay. 932 01:10:39,944 --> 01:10:42,278 We gotta run now! 933 01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:46,282 What about Daisy? We'll come back for her. 934 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:50,870 Scott! 935 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:53,706 Scott! 936 01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:54,916 Get down. 937 01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:06,427 You two okay? 938 01:11:08,889 --> 01:11:13,309 - Yeah. Yeah. We're fine, but-but Thad and- - Yeah. I know. I saw him. 939 01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:17,188 Thought for a second he was you. Is there anybody else out here with ya? 940 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:20,984 - Long story. - Tell me on the way out of here. We gotta- 941 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:25,280 We gotta leave. There's still another one of those damn things around here somewhere. Come on. 942 01:11:58,022 --> 01:12:00,481 This nest would explain their sudden aggression. 943 01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:02,483 Protecting the young is serious business. 944 01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:05,611 Well, that's- that's truly fascinatin'. 945 01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:08,823 But right now I'm more concerned with the serious business of protecting me own arse. 946 01:12:08,907 --> 01:12:10,867 So let's finish this up, huh? 947 01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:16,122 Here. Let me give you a hand with that. 948 01:12:16,248 --> 01:12:18,791 Oh. You all right? 949 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:21,044 Me knee. It's an old injury. 950 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:24,255 Hunting? Uh, tango lessons, actually. 951 01:12:32,598 --> 01:12:34,807 Sadie. Open up. 952 01:12:36,101 --> 01:12:39,479 Hi. You must be Sheriff Jr. 953 01:12:39,563 --> 01:12:41,272 Guess you didn't get eaten. 954 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:44,567 You know your dad's a dumb doofus, don't ya? 955 01:12:44,693 --> 01:12:47,070 Yeah. 956 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:49,697 He's a nice boy, Sheriff. Thank- Thanks. 957 01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:53,785 Focus. Listen. I need these two to stay here until backup arrives. 958 01:12:53,869 --> 01:12:57,997 And I need to go get something out of your freezer. Thank you. 959 01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:01,000 Pretty soon I'm gonna have to start charging you rent. 960 01:13:01,126 --> 01:13:03,544 Send the bill to the state. Come on in. 961 01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:07,382 Just make sure you wipe your feet before- 962 01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:09,634 Oh! Lord. 963 01:13:12,346 --> 01:13:15,473 Oh. Oh, Lord. Look out. 964 01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:17,558 Raised in a barn? 965 01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:22,105 God. Come on in. 966 01:13:23,982 --> 01:13:27,568 Wait. Dad. Please, let me help you. 967 01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:30,905 I don't have time to explain this to you again right now, Son. 968 01:13:33,283 --> 01:13:35,827 What if you don't make it back? Then what? 969 01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:39,122 If anything were to happen to you out there, I'd never be able to forgive myself. 970 01:13:39,206 --> 01:13:42,333 It'd be a hell of a lot worse than me not making it back. 971 01:13:46,046 --> 01:13:48,714 Look. You- 972 01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:52,051 You saved Kerri's life. I'm real proud of ya. 973 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:56,639 You gotta stay here. You gotta take care of her. 974 01:13:56,723 --> 01:13:59,183 She needs you right now a whole lot more than I do. 975 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,771 Besides, I think she kind of likes ya. 976 01:14:05,941 --> 01:14:07,942 She does like me, doesn't she? 977 01:14:09,278 --> 01:14:11,279 Somebody's gettin' older. 978 01:14:11,363 --> 01:14:14,490 Somebody's gettin' smarter. 979 01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:17,869 I'll see ya, Son. 980 01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:21,414 Dad. Yes. 981 01:14:24,877 --> 01:14:26,878 Good luck. 982 01:14:32,217 --> 01:14:34,218 Good luck to you too. 983 01:14:39,391 --> 01:14:41,642 Are you sure this is a good idea? 984 01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:44,562 I mean, I think we was pretty well situated back at the campsite. 985 01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:48,316 Well, can you see the nest? 986 01:14:49,693 --> 01:14:53,196 No. But I can see the sheriff. Riley! Over here. 987 01:14:57,242 --> 01:15:00,161 I got this out of Sadie's freezer to use as bait. 988 01:15:00,245 --> 01:15:02,163 Kids'll be safe there. 989 01:15:02,247 --> 01:15:05,666 What the hell you doin' here? I thought I told you to wait back at the camp. 990 01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:09,086 Well, Struthers was gonna get up high enough to see the nest, but- 991 01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:11,255 Come on, Struthers. Stop loafing. Get up there. 992 01:15:15,761 --> 01:15:18,221 Come on. I got a plan. 993 01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:20,306 Happy climbing, Struthers. 994 01:15:20,390 --> 01:15:22,350 He's got a plan. 995 01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:25,102 Well, I'm sure it's better than yours. 996 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,689 A good Scout always has a plan "B." 997 01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:32,818 So, do you really think it's gonna eat one of these things? 998 01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:36,697 It doesn't actually have to eat one of these things. It just has to get... 999 01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:41,536 close enough so that I can ruin its day when I push this button. 1000 01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:47,542 Besides, anything's better than hoping Struthers gets off a good shot, right? 1001 01:15:47,668 --> 01:15:49,502 Come on. 1002 01:16:03,058 --> 01:16:06,811 Thank you. I didn't know anybody lived out here. 1003 01:16:06,895 --> 01:16:09,647 Yeah. Just me. 1004 01:16:09,731 --> 01:16:12,692 But I get visitors from time to time. 1005 01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:15,987 Must get lonely. 1006 01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:22,785 Do you have any kids? 1007 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:30,751 Could say so. 1008 01:16:33,297 --> 01:16:35,298 Two of them died recently. 1009 01:16:40,345 --> 01:16:42,597 They were good boys. 1010 01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:44,932 I loved them a whole lot. 1011 01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:48,102 Three of my friends died out there. 1012 01:16:48,186 --> 01:16:51,647 They were eaten by these big ugly monsters. 1013 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:56,527 Ugly? Is that so? 1014 01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:58,946 Yeah. 1015 01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:01,282 You should have seen 'em. 1016 01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:03,618 Big, nasty creatures. 1017 01:17:03,702 --> 01:17:05,703 They were vicious. 1018 01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:10,249 Ah. Pretty young girls. 1019 01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:11,876 Hmm? 1020 01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:15,212 Nothing, dear. Scott. 1021 01:17:19,134 --> 01:17:21,177 Will you do an old lady a favor? 1022 01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:24,221 Sure. 1023 01:17:34,399 --> 01:17:36,817 I don't like it out here. I want to go back inside. 1024 01:17:36,902 --> 01:17:40,154 She's right. It's probably safer inside your house, Mrs. Bickerman. 1025 01:17:40,238 --> 01:17:42,657 Okay. Don't be such wusses. 1026 01:17:42,741 --> 01:17:44,784 I want to show Kerri something. 1027 01:17:44,868 --> 01:17:47,078 Then we'll head back in. 1028 01:17:48,872 --> 01:17:51,624 Look. Look. See? 1029 01:17:52,626 --> 01:17:55,294 Those are white perch. 1030 01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:57,588 Excitable little things, aren't they? 1031 01:17:57,673 --> 01:17:59,548 I don't really like fish. 1032 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:02,134 I want to go back inside now. Okay? No, no. Don't go. 1033 01:18:02,219 --> 01:18:03,469 Just wait a minute. No! Please! 1034 01:18:03,595 --> 01:18:05,680 Let go of me! Let go of me! Wait, wait. 1035 01:18:05,764 --> 01:18:07,390 Let go! 1036 01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:10,184 Kill my children, will you? Get off me! Get off! 1037 01:18:10,268 --> 01:18:11,435 Get off! 1038 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,771 Help! Let go! 1039 01:18:13,855 --> 01:18:15,606 Kerri, look out! 1040 01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:57,148 There's four of 'em. 1041 01:19:09,494 --> 01:19:12,204 I hate that rabbit. 1042 01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:30,431 The eggs are making a weird noise. 1043 01:19:30,515 --> 01:19:32,600 No, no. I read about that. Uh, they chirp... 1044 01:19:32,684 --> 01:19:35,436 when they want to let the mother know they're about to hatch. 1045 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:40,065 Emma. The mama crocodile's right over there. She's not gonna go to the nest. 1046 01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:42,359 She's gonna go right to the eggs. Get out of there. 1047 01:19:53,288 --> 01:19:55,289 Struthers, take a shot. I can't see. 1048 01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:57,625 Take a shot! I can't see! 1049 01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:04,465 James. 1050 01:20:04,549 --> 01:20:09,136 If I shoot with this, I'm gonna blow the whole place up. Take a damn shot. 1051 01:20:12,641 --> 01:20:15,059 You are useless. 1052 01:20:36,039 --> 01:20:39,333 The son of a bitch never had a chance! 1053 01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:42,962 I guess you got a head for your wall now, huh, Emma? 1054 01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:07,027 Well, look at that. Emma and the sheriff K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 1055 01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:10,281 How about me? I'm swinging up here in a tree! 1056 01:21:10,365 --> 01:21:13,284 Nice. 1057 01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:16,704 Oh, well, isn't that beautiful? What a picture they make. 1058 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,088 Wait here. 1059 01:21:29,634 --> 01:21:31,635 Say good night, Gracie. 1060 01:21:44,649 --> 01:21:46,859 Damn it, Scott. I thought I told you to stay back- 1061 01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:50,154 Bickerman lied about her crocs. There's four of 'em. Four of 'em? 1062 01:21:52,490 --> 01:21:55,826 Anything happens to me, you make sure Emma gets out of here alive. 1063 01:22:02,876 --> 01:22:06,545 Emma, get back. I'm gonna blow this thing right into the middle of next week. 1064 01:22:09,507 --> 01:22:13,052 After a while, crocodile. 1065 01:22:24,689 --> 01:22:26,023 Dad, here. 1066 01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:21,620 Hey. We're here. 1067 01:23:21,705 --> 01:23:23,706 Thank God. 1068 01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:34,591 Scott. Come here. 1069 01:23:37,595 --> 01:23:41,765 Look. I'm gonna take, uh, Emma and these eggs to the lab. I'll probably be home pretty late. 1070 01:23:41,891 --> 01:23:44,476 Okay. I'm trusting you here. 1071 01:23:44,602 --> 01:23:48,188 Okay, okay. 1072 01:23:59,117 --> 01:24:01,493 I hope all this didn't scare you out of town. 1073 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:03,620 Me? Nah. 1074 01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:05,706 I'm still here for the summer. 1075 01:24:05,790 --> 01:24:08,917 Not sure how much time I'm gonna be spending down by the lake though. 1076 01:24:09,002 --> 01:24:11,587 Tell me about it. 1077 01:24:11,671 --> 01:24:14,548 Boston College is looking a lot more inviting now. 1078 01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:17,551 Not too many crocodiles on those streets. 1079 01:24:17,635 --> 01:24:20,179 Mostly just drunks. But don't worry. They don't bite. 1080 01:24:25,810 --> 01:24:27,853 Daisy! 1081 01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:31,732 Good girl. Good girl. 1082 01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:34,651 Wow. Dog sure knows how to milk it. 1083 01:24:34,736 --> 01:24:36,779 Apparently I should have faked my own death. 1084 01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:42,534 Scott. Kidding. Kidding. 1085 01:25:14,192 --> 01:25:17,945 So, how are our passengers doing? Oh, they seem to be fine. 1086 01:25:18,029 --> 01:25:20,155 Just watch the bumps. 1087 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,241 I'll watch the bumps. 1088 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:27,996 How much further is this place? About two hours. 1089 01:25:28,081 --> 01:25:30,290 We can stop in Bangor for dinner, if you want. 1090 01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:33,460 Really? 1091 01:25:33,545 --> 01:25:37,714 So finally giving me a second chance at another date, huh? 1092 01:25:38,716 --> 01:25:41,176 On one condition. What's that? 1093 01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:43,846 No talking about ex-wives or crocodiles. 1094 01:25:43,930 --> 01:25:45,848 Deal? 1095 01:25:45,932 --> 01:25:47,933 Deal.