0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 INDOXXI Support dengan like & share :) 1 00:00:06,817 --> 00:00:11,817 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:11,819 --> 00:00:15,019 (CAMERA FLASH CLICKS) 3 00:00:15,021 --> 00:00:16,454 (MAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 4 00:00:16,456 --> 00:00:18,523 (BELL RINGING) 5 00:00:18,525 --> 00:00:20,895 (SULLEN MUSIC) 6 00:00:25,064 --> 00:00:28,669 (CROWD SPEAKING FAINTLY) 7 00:01:11,612 --> 00:01:13,911 (DOOR SLAMS) 8 00:01:13,913 --> 00:01:15,813 ANNOUNCER: Goes on and on and on. 9 00:01:15,815 --> 00:01:18,182 (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING FAINTLY) 10 00:01:18,184 --> 00:01:19,717 GILES: Can I speak to Mr. Evans, please? 11 00:01:19,719 --> 00:01:20,887 ALBERT: Officer on deck! 12 00:01:25,659 --> 00:01:27,627 Douglas, Douglas Evans? 13 00:01:29,529 --> 00:01:30,896 What can I do for you gentlemen? 14 00:01:30,898 --> 00:01:32,530 Giles Templar. 15 00:01:32,532 --> 00:01:33,932 I hope you don't mind, couple of my colleagues 16 00:01:33,934 --> 00:01:35,533 were talking about this place. 17 00:01:35,535 --> 00:01:37,768 I thought I'd come and take a look. 18 00:01:37,770 --> 00:01:40,471 I've done a bit of the old white collar boxing, you know. 19 00:01:40,473 --> 00:01:43,474 No, no, I'm pretty bloody handy, actually. 20 00:01:43,476 --> 00:01:46,477 Well, if you wanna join, it's 40 quid a month. 21 00:01:46,479 --> 00:01:47,745 God, no. (CHUCKLES) 22 00:01:47,747 --> 00:01:48,979 No, I work out at the Third Space. 23 00:01:48,981 --> 00:01:50,851 Zumba, Pilates, hot yoga. 24 00:01:51,851 --> 00:01:52,884 I want to fight. 25 00:01:52,886 --> 00:01:55,019 Doesn't work like that, mate. 26 00:01:55,021 --> 00:01:57,488 You can't just walk in and fight. 27 00:01:57,490 --> 00:01:58,089 Oh, I think I can. 28 00:01:58,091 --> 00:01:59,857 No, you can't. 29 00:01:59,859 --> 00:02:01,926 There's rules for your own safety. 30 00:02:01,928 --> 00:02:04,161 Don't worry about my safety, old boy. 31 00:02:04,163 --> 00:02:06,600 I'm from Bloodstone Corporate Finance. 32 00:02:10,537 --> 00:02:11,170 Big Hug? 33 00:02:12,873 --> 00:02:15,073 No thanks, YMCA's up the road. 34 00:02:15,075 --> 00:02:18,746 No, Big Hug Payday Loans. 35 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:20,912 Listen, I don't care 36 00:02:20,914 --> 00:02:22,480 if you're Barney the fricking dinosaur. 37 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:23,884 Rules are rules for good reason. 38 00:02:25,551 --> 00:02:30,557 See, (CLEARS THROAT) I work for Big Hug, hmm? 39 00:02:31,224 --> 00:02:32,623 We're going to own this place. 40 00:02:32,625 --> 00:02:34,094 You know, collateral. 41 00:02:35,496 --> 00:02:36,129 Loan default. 42 00:02:37,296 --> 00:02:39,230 You're making some assumptions there, aren't you, cowboy? 43 00:02:39,232 --> 00:02:40,799 Well, I can keep the wolf away 44 00:02:40,801 --> 00:02:42,667 for a little bit, freeze the interest. 45 00:02:42,669 --> 00:02:44,005 I just wanna have some fun. 46 00:02:44,872 --> 00:02:45,706 Fun? 47 00:02:48,908 --> 00:02:49,910 It's not your plaything. 48 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:51,910 And you can button your flies. 49 00:02:51,912 --> 00:02:53,713 I can close you in hours. 50 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:58,282 Get back to it! 51 00:02:58,284 --> 00:02:59,918 That's two minutes. 52 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,686 Oi! 53 00:03:01,688 --> 00:03:03,287 Look, I'm not some bloody child. 54 00:03:03,289 --> 00:03:04,958 I can bloody scrap, actually. 55 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:08,960 This ain't that. 56 00:03:08,962 --> 00:03:10,665 Just give me a little taster now 57 00:03:11,831 --> 00:03:13,632 and I'll buy you a couple of weeks. 58 00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:14,902 Get your piggy bank in order. 59 00:03:15,968 --> 00:03:16,837 Months, then? 60 00:03:18,038 --> 00:03:19,841 I can do that, it's easy for me. 61 00:03:20,841 --> 00:03:21,676 I can help you. 62 00:03:24,044 --> 00:03:24,879 Or not. 63 00:03:26,212 --> 00:03:28,014 Need a sparring partner, captain? 64 00:03:30,182 --> 00:03:32,186 (SCOFFS) I'm not fighting that thing. 65 00:03:35,122 --> 00:03:36,587 What's your name? 66 00:03:36,589 --> 00:03:38,759 Um, Rupert, Roopie. 67 00:03:40,027 --> 00:03:41,126 - Or Roop. - You're a witness. 68 00:03:41,128 --> 00:03:43,895 This man waived all his rights. 69 00:03:43,897 --> 00:03:47,164 He walked in here and directly challenged Albert to a fight. 70 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:50,003 Albert, glove up! 71 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,509 This is ridiculous. 72 00:03:58,979 --> 00:04:00,779 It's that or nothing, cowboy. 73 00:04:00,781 --> 00:04:02,212 Just don't get clever with him. 74 00:04:02,214 --> 00:04:04,115 - Easy, yeah? - Go on, Gi. 75 00:04:04,117 --> 00:04:05,984 Show them what you can do. 76 00:04:05,986 --> 00:04:08,589 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 77 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,593 MICK: Keep it tight now, Albert, son! 78 00:04:15,595 --> 00:04:16,229 Come on! 79 00:04:22,001 --> 00:04:24,234 Go easy on him, just wanna tire him out a bit. 80 00:04:24,236 --> 00:04:26,073 RIZ: Oh, yes, come on, Albert! 81 00:04:27,306 --> 00:04:29,907 Okay, you both know the rules. 82 00:04:29,909 --> 00:04:30,741 Box. 83 00:04:30,743 --> 00:04:33,046 (TENSE MUSIC) 84 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,148 Let's see what he's got, huh? (CHUCKLES) 85 00:04:37,150 --> 00:04:37,784 Yeah. 86 00:04:39,385 --> 00:04:42,022 MICK: That's it, cover up! 87 00:04:45,025 --> 00:04:45,991 (MICK LAUGHS) 88 00:04:45,993 --> 00:04:48,863 He's punching fresh air, Albert! 89 00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:52,330 Left, left! 90 00:04:52,332 --> 00:04:54,702 And then the old Haymaker! 91 00:04:58,738 --> 00:05:00,340 Unleash the Gi bomb! 92 00:05:07,347 --> 00:05:08,813 MICK: Come on, Albert! 93 00:05:08,815 --> 00:05:10,414 He's all over the place, that's it! 94 00:05:10,416 --> 00:05:13,184 DAVROS: You could beat him one-handed, Albert! 95 00:05:13,186 --> 00:05:15,854 MICK: Okay, Albert, big one now, come on! 96 00:05:15,856 --> 00:05:16,690 Come on! 97 00:05:20,126 --> 00:05:21,359 - Oi! - Yeah! 98 00:05:21,361 --> 00:05:22,160 RIZ: He's knocked out, knocked out! 99 00:05:22,162 --> 00:05:24,128 Yay, go on, Albert! 100 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:26,164 (GILES GROANING) 101 00:05:26,166 --> 00:05:27,335 Hello, sailor! 102 00:05:28,734 --> 00:05:31,137 (GILES GROANS) 103 00:05:32,873 --> 00:05:37,777 Now, you can take your Gi bomb and your Roopie and fuck. 104 00:05:38,878 --> 00:05:40,078 (HORN HONKS) 105 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,213 And that wasteman thought he was bare hype, you know. 106 00:05:43,215 --> 00:05:46,284 Spitting lyrics about Pilates. 107 00:05:46,286 --> 00:05:48,219 What's this Pilates, fam? 108 00:05:48,221 --> 00:05:50,688 Yeah, it's kinda raw, still. 109 00:05:50,690 --> 00:05:52,991 But man like Albert had him on lockdown, G. 110 00:05:52,993 --> 00:05:54,191 OG status, you done though. 111 00:05:54,193 --> 00:05:55,229 Reach me, cuz. 112 00:05:59,799 --> 00:06:02,066 All right, safe, G, yeah, I'm a bounce, still. 113 00:06:02,068 --> 00:06:03,068 Hold it, innit. 114 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:04,736 I'm a check my boys. 115 00:06:04,738 --> 00:06:07,071 Gonna break the internet, G, know what I'm saying? 116 00:06:07,073 --> 00:06:07,907 Jeez! 117 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:11,975 Hey, yo Carlos! 118 00:06:11,977 --> 00:06:12,811 Wagwan, G! 119 00:06:12,813 --> 00:06:14,244 What did he just say? 120 00:06:14,246 --> 00:06:15,380 - Hey. - No idea. 121 00:06:15,382 --> 00:06:16,948 RIZ: I just left the gym, yeah, check this, yeah. 122 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:19,217 Oh, Albert, I, um, I forgot the, 123 00:06:19,219 --> 00:06:21,385 turn off the thing in the back, yeah? 124 00:06:21,387 --> 00:06:23,153 I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? 125 00:06:23,155 --> 00:06:24,989 Yeah, yeah, sure. 126 00:06:24,991 --> 00:06:28,792 Are we, uh, are we in bother then, captain? 127 00:06:28,794 --> 00:06:30,027 What? 128 00:06:30,029 --> 00:06:31,128 Well, I heard 'em talking about, 129 00:06:31,130 --> 00:06:33,364 you know, loans and stuff. 130 00:06:33,366 --> 00:06:37,001 No, just, um, some over-privileged prick 131 00:06:37,003 --> 00:06:39,337 thinks having a few quid makes him a superhero. 132 00:06:39,339 --> 00:06:40,739 That's all. 133 00:06:40,741 --> 00:06:41,972 We showed him though, didn't we, captain? 134 00:06:41,974 --> 00:06:43,808 You showed him, Albert. 135 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:44,876 You did. 136 00:06:44,878 --> 00:06:47,145 Taffy would be proud, you know. 137 00:06:47,147 --> 00:06:48,112 (DOUG SIGHS) 138 00:06:48,114 --> 00:06:51,049 Yeah, that's all we want, isn't it, eh? 139 00:06:51,051 --> 00:06:51,883 ALBERT: Yeah. 140 00:06:51,885 --> 00:06:53,184 Yeah. 141 00:06:53,186 --> 00:06:54,221 Night, captain. 142 00:06:59,859 --> 00:07:00,760 Be lucky, Albert. 143 00:07:05,132 --> 00:07:07,702 (SULLEN MUSIC) 144 00:07:13,974 --> 00:07:16,176 (DOUG SIGHS) 145 00:07:22,782 --> 00:07:24,549 Are you, Taff? 146 00:07:24,551 --> 00:07:26,053 Are you proud? 147 00:07:28,554 --> 00:07:32,056 I'm trying to keep it going, Taff. 148 00:07:32,058 --> 00:07:33,159 Really, I am. 149 00:07:36,195 --> 00:07:37,363 Could do with a sign here, mate. 150 00:07:39,198 --> 00:07:40,398 Let me know I'm not pissing in the wind. 151 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,104 (ALGY GROANS) 152 00:07:52,979 --> 00:07:54,244 You could just use the door. 153 00:07:54,246 --> 00:07:56,013 Old habits. 154 00:07:56,015 --> 00:08:00,854 Smoked salmon and cream cheese, crayfish and rocket. 155 00:08:02,823 --> 00:08:05,289 Do you know if you don't wash for six weeks, 156 00:08:05,291 --> 00:08:06,890 then your hair and your skin 157 00:08:06,892 --> 00:08:09,393 develop their own cleansing system? 158 00:08:09,395 --> 00:08:10,595 Doesn't work, you honk. 159 00:08:10,597 --> 00:08:11,431 ANNOUNCER: New York. 160 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,200 (ALGY SNIFFING) 161 00:08:16,202 --> 00:08:17,201 ALGY: Mm. 162 00:08:17,203 --> 00:08:18,404 Showers haven't moved. 163 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:21,138 Give it three more days, 164 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:24,575 and I'll smell like an alpine flower meadow. 165 00:08:24,577 --> 00:08:27,244 ANNOUNCER: Brian turns the bout into a real go around, 166 00:08:27,246 --> 00:08:29,246 but he almost got schooled by the shot. 167 00:08:29,248 --> 00:08:30,381 What gives? 168 00:08:30,383 --> 00:08:32,349 ANNOUNCER: Still the champion at the final gong. 169 00:08:32,351 --> 00:08:34,252 DOUG: Miss my daughter. 170 00:08:34,254 --> 00:08:36,053 Where is she? 171 00:08:36,055 --> 00:08:37,157 Somewhere in Europe. 172 00:08:38,225 --> 00:08:40,027 That's a pretty big haystack. 173 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,393 I got more air miles than Stelios. 174 00:08:43,395 --> 00:08:45,263 ANNOUNCER: Trouble from the first round on. 175 00:08:45,265 --> 00:08:47,231 Her mum was quite a looker, you know. 176 00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:49,102 So, what happened? 177 00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:52,870 Found a richer bloke, shagged her way into First Class, 178 00:08:52,872 --> 00:08:54,538 disappeared back behind the Iron Curtain. 179 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:55,373 ANNOUNCER: Four points. 180 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:56,309 With your daughter? 181 00:08:57,943 --> 00:09:02,348 Whew, still, Taffy left you a wonderful legacy though. 182 00:09:03,582 --> 00:09:06,316 And the unpaid gambling debt that went with it. 183 00:09:06,318 --> 00:09:09,387 Yeah, still, that's all been paid off now, eh? 184 00:09:09,389 --> 00:09:10,955 ANNOUNCER: Brian O'Shea, a right cross. 185 00:09:10,957 --> 00:09:11,889 - Oh. - Tangles with 186 00:09:11,891 --> 00:09:13,123 defending champ. 187 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:15,292 (GRUNTS) Things could be worse. 188 00:09:15,294 --> 00:09:19,567 I've got this terrible rash on me arse and me teeth hurt! 189 00:09:22,001 --> 00:09:23,100 Shower! 190 00:09:23,102 --> 00:09:27,241 ANNOUNCER: Blocked only twice, they might rally. 191 00:09:28,308 --> 00:09:31,145 (BOXERS GRUNTING) 192 00:09:36,616 --> 00:09:37,617 Chin down. 193 00:09:44,356 --> 00:09:46,291 Move those feet, fucker. 194 00:09:46,293 --> 00:09:47,658 Hey, it's bait, it's bait! 195 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:50,961 Albert gave him that night nurse, G! 196 00:09:50,963 --> 00:09:51,595 - Come on, Albert! - What are you two 197 00:09:51,597 --> 00:09:52,997 laughing about? 198 00:09:52,999 --> 00:09:54,599 Hey, I'm just showing Mick, innit. 199 00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:56,135 Our OG went ham! 200 00:09:57,971 --> 00:10:00,138 Don't be showing anybody that! 201 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:01,505 You're gonna get me in more bother! 202 00:10:01,507 --> 00:10:04,175 I'm sick of telling him! 203 00:10:04,177 --> 00:10:05,310 All right, leave it, G. 204 00:10:05,312 --> 00:10:07,478 Mick ain't gonna trip and turn snitch like a bitch. 205 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,412 Hey, I checked on Albert, innit. 206 00:10:08,414 --> 00:10:11,418 Upper cut, head top clip, pow! 207 00:10:12,351 --> 00:10:14,954 (DONNY GROANS) 208 00:10:30,337 --> 00:10:33,039 (DONNY GASPS) 209 00:10:36,175 --> 00:10:37,608 What's your name, son? 210 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:38,412 Donny. 211 00:10:39,511 --> 00:10:41,412 You looking to train, Donny? 212 00:10:41,414 --> 00:10:44,748 Been playing on the computer, iPad? 213 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,452 (SCOFFS) Can't afford one of those. 214 00:10:50,055 --> 00:10:51,489 So, why do you wanna box, Donny? 215 00:10:51,491 --> 00:10:54,492 Um, well, some of my uncles do it. 216 00:10:54,494 --> 00:10:58,562 And, uh, I wanna honor the family, you know. 217 00:10:58,564 --> 00:10:59,465 Mm, yeah. 218 00:11:03,135 --> 00:11:04,634 You know it's hard, don't you, Donny? 219 00:11:04,636 --> 00:11:06,470 It's not like telly. 220 00:11:06,472 --> 00:11:08,409 And the Xbox doesn't punch you in the gob. 221 00:11:10,543 --> 00:11:12,143 There's no tougher sport. 222 00:11:12,145 --> 00:11:13,610 Ballet. 223 00:11:13,612 --> 00:11:14,445 RIZ: What? 224 00:11:14,447 --> 00:11:15,479 What? 225 00:11:15,481 --> 00:11:16,549 Ballet's a bitch. 226 00:11:22,422 --> 00:11:23,457 Can you skip? 227 00:11:26,025 --> 00:11:29,494 Your world is now divided into three-minute chunks. 228 00:11:29,496 --> 00:11:31,398 Everything you do takes three minutes. 229 00:11:32,564 --> 00:11:34,132 Eat, read, work. 230 00:11:34,134 --> 00:11:35,399 Sleep? 231 00:11:35,401 --> 00:11:36,433 Not sleep. 232 00:11:36,435 --> 00:11:37,634 Blink? 233 00:11:37,636 --> 00:11:39,170 No, that would, 234 00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:40,671 look, you need to get used to working 235 00:11:40,673 --> 00:11:41,672 in three-minute bursts. 236 00:11:41,674 --> 00:11:42,543 Like washing up. 237 00:11:43,809 --> 00:11:45,442 We've done that now. 238 00:11:45,444 --> 00:11:46,577 Oh. 239 00:11:46,579 --> 00:11:48,446 Look, you train and fight in three-minute bursts, 240 00:11:48,448 --> 00:11:49,680 so just get used to understanding 241 00:11:49,682 --> 00:11:51,114 what three minutes feels like. 242 00:11:51,116 --> 00:11:52,652 Uh, you boil an egg in three minutes. 243 00:11:55,587 --> 00:11:56,390 Skip. 244 00:11:57,524 --> 00:12:00,224 Yeah. 245 00:12:00,226 --> 00:12:02,496 (DONNY SIGHS) 246 00:12:04,764 --> 00:12:07,532 (DONNY CLEARS THROAT) 247 00:12:07,534 --> 00:12:10,571 (BOXERS LAUGHING) 248 00:12:14,406 --> 00:12:18,244 Just so you know, mate, that's not skipping. 249 00:12:26,285 --> 00:12:27,685 RUPERT: It wasn't like that. 250 00:12:27,687 --> 00:12:29,619 Someone's messed with the footage. 251 00:12:29,621 --> 00:12:30,787 MICK: Come on, Albert! 252 00:12:30,789 --> 00:12:32,090 He's all over the place! 253 00:12:32,092 --> 00:12:33,758 - That's it! - Go on, Gi. 254 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,158 I believe in you! 255 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,228 DAVROS: All right him one-handed, Albert! 256 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:39,297 MICK: Okay, Albert, big one now, come on! 257 00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:40,364 Come on! 258 00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:41,731 RUPERT: Keep swinging! 259 00:12:41,733 --> 00:12:44,402 (BANKERS LAUGHING) 260 00:12:44,404 --> 00:12:47,241 (BOXERS CHEERING) 261 00:12:48,408 --> 00:12:49,239 Where have you been? 262 00:12:49,241 --> 00:12:51,374 Unleashing a Gi bomb? 263 00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:54,244 (BANKERS LAUGHING) 264 00:12:54,246 --> 00:12:55,613 Sorry. 265 00:12:55,615 --> 00:12:58,148 Someone's put the fight on YouTube. 266 00:12:58,150 --> 00:13:00,587 (TENSE MUSIC) 267 00:13:04,323 --> 00:13:05,625 Get me the file. 268 00:13:07,393 --> 00:13:08,662 DONNY: Yeah. 269 00:13:09,728 --> 00:13:10,595 Good grip. 270 00:13:10,597 --> 00:13:12,629 That'll do, off you go. 271 00:13:12,631 --> 00:13:13,633 Officer on deck! 272 00:13:15,668 --> 00:13:17,502 Still here then? 273 00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:18,335 Uh, yeah. 274 00:13:18,337 --> 00:13:19,503 He's a trier, captain. 275 00:13:19,505 --> 00:13:21,906 Hasn't let go of the rope since you were called away. 276 00:13:21,908 --> 00:13:23,373 - Mm. - I think we might 277 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,446 have a champion in the club at last. 278 00:13:27,746 --> 00:13:29,814 Show us your progress then. 279 00:13:29,816 --> 00:13:30,651 Okay. 280 00:13:31,885 --> 00:13:32,782 Remember what I said. 281 00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:34,317 Yeah. 282 00:13:34,319 --> 00:13:35,421 - Ready? - Mm-hmm. 283 00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:40,624 (DONNY GROANING) (MICK LAUGHING) 284 00:13:40,626 --> 00:13:42,759 MICK: I'm sorry, son. 285 00:13:42,761 --> 00:13:45,698 Don't worry, son, it's only practice. 286 00:13:46,632 --> 00:13:48,201 It's only practice. 287 00:13:50,669 --> 00:13:51,505 Champion? 288 00:13:52,672 --> 00:13:54,808 Would I be able to take the rope home and practice? 289 00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:57,774 That's a leather rope. 290 00:13:57,776 --> 00:13:59,710 It's been in this gym since Noah was a lad. 291 00:13:59,712 --> 00:14:02,913 Have you any idea the blood and sweat that's seen? 292 00:14:02,915 --> 00:14:04,681 The honor it deserves? 293 00:14:04,683 --> 00:14:06,816 Champions have made weight on that rope. 294 00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:08,853 It's part of the very DNA of this gym. 295 00:14:08,855 --> 00:14:12,255 Sorry, I wasn't thinking. 296 00:14:12,257 --> 00:14:13,224 Sorry. 297 00:14:13,226 --> 00:14:15,692 ♪ I don't wanna just say, yeah ♪ 298 00:14:15,694 --> 00:14:17,394 (DOUG SIGHS) 299 00:14:17,396 --> 00:14:18,963 ♪ Straight through the heart ♪ 300 00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:21,666 ♪ I ain't good without you ♪ 301 00:14:21,668 --> 00:14:22,503 All right. 302 00:14:23,435 --> 00:14:24,737 Take it home and practice. 303 00:14:25,605 --> 00:14:28,675 Thank you, Mr. Captain? 304 00:14:30,577 --> 00:14:31,776 ♪ I ain't good ♪ 305 00:14:31,778 --> 00:14:32,613 Name's Doug. 306 00:14:34,646 --> 00:14:35,946 I'm not a captain. 307 00:14:35,948 --> 00:14:39,584 ♪ I know they can't be that way ♪ 308 00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:41,384 ♪ I don't wanna just say, yeah ♪ 309 00:14:41,386 --> 00:14:42,856 You did well, son. 310 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:50,464 (DOUG SIGHS) 311 00:14:58,538 --> 00:15:00,741 I just wanna say thanks, sir. 312 00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:04,944 That kid, you made his week. 313 00:15:06,312 --> 00:15:08,245 You are a captain. 314 00:15:08,247 --> 00:15:11,417 You're a captain to me, the other lads. 315 00:15:13,452 --> 00:15:14,288 That's all. 316 00:15:16,389 --> 00:15:17,224 Thanks, Albert. 317 00:15:18,957 --> 00:15:20,657 You silly old bugger. 318 00:15:20,659 --> 00:15:23,329 (BOTH LAUGHING) 319 00:15:25,731 --> 00:15:28,367 (DOUG SIGHS) 320 00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,771 Well, I'm going the other way, so. 321 00:15:33,372 --> 00:15:34,241 Night, captain. 322 00:15:35,308 --> 00:15:35,976 Be lucky, mate. 323 00:15:37,309 --> 00:15:39,712 (GENTLE MUSIC) 324 00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:02,566 (ALBERT CHUCKLING) 325 00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:05,338 (DOUG GRUMBLING) 326 00:16:15,747 --> 00:16:16,714 (ALGY YELLS) 327 00:16:16,716 --> 00:16:19,019 (DOUG GROANS) 328 00:16:20,819 --> 00:16:21,686 Too old for this. 329 00:16:21,688 --> 00:16:22,720 (ALGY YELLS) 330 00:16:22,722 --> 00:16:25,391 (DOUG GROANING) 331 00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:29,726 Christ on a bike. 332 00:16:29,728 --> 00:16:31,329 For a homeless dude, you've got more blubber 333 00:16:31,331 --> 00:16:33,400 than a blooming humpback. 334 00:16:38,438 --> 00:16:40,741 (DOUG GROANS) 335 00:16:45,812 --> 00:16:48,412 The milk of human kindness. 336 00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:50,648 Asparagus and cream cheese. 337 00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:52,917 Absolutely delicious. 338 00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:56,921 But beware, the breakdown of sulfuric compounds 339 00:16:56,923 --> 00:17:01,895 can cause a profusion of varied, pungent malodor! 340 00:17:03,629 --> 00:17:04,898 Smelly weewee. 341 00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:15,840 Happy birthday, friend. 342 00:17:15,842 --> 00:17:16,909 Ta-da! 343 00:17:17,776 --> 00:17:18,842 (TRUCK BEEPING) 344 00:17:18,844 --> 00:17:21,547 (MEN YELLING) 345 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:45,838 Oh, boy, Christ, that's rank. 346 00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,607 There's bogs in the back. 347 00:17:49,976 --> 00:17:52,779 (SULLEN MUSIC) 348 00:18:13,565 --> 00:18:17,868 Dirty, no-good, double die piss balling, 349 00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:21,073 arse wiping liberty taking clowns! 350 00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:23,640 No, Dad! 351 00:18:23,642 --> 00:18:24,574 I need that! 352 00:18:24,576 --> 00:18:26,644 And I need a new pair of legs. 353 00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:27,844 We're both knackered. 354 00:18:27,846 --> 00:18:29,112 - Ah, ah, ah, ah! - I got a few 355 00:18:29,114 --> 00:18:30,880 - pennies left, Dougie. - Ah, ah, ah, ooh! 356 00:18:30,882 --> 00:18:32,116 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 357 00:18:32,118 --> 00:18:34,185 How much do you need? 358 00:18:34,187 --> 00:18:37,721 Don't tell these, otherwise they're gonna nick it. 359 00:18:37,723 --> 00:18:40,627 (SIGHS) Dad, you've already given me your pension. 360 00:18:41,828 --> 00:18:43,864 I can't do anything, it just has to go down. 361 00:18:45,598 --> 00:18:49,099 Oh, damn this pansy-arsed, 362 00:18:49,101 --> 00:18:52,839 new age, muesli, yoga bullshit! 363 00:18:54,873 --> 00:18:56,142 Take me home, Dougie. 364 00:18:57,576 --> 00:18:59,877 Please, take me home. 365 00:18:59,879 --> 00:19:02,045 (TENSE MUSIC) 366 00:19:02,047 --> 00:19:03,849 (SIGHS) There is no home, Dad. 367 00:19:04,784 --> 00:19:05,851 It's just me and the gym. 368 00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:09,653 The gym's run out of steam. 369 00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:10,920 There's no money. 370 00:19:10,922 --> 00:19:13,624 I took out loans to pay for this place. 371 00:19:13,626 --> 00:19:17,731 Put the gym up as collateral and now I can't pay it back. 372 00:19:26,037 --> 00:19:28,607 (BURT SNORING) 373 00:19:33,278 --> 00:19:34,647 Silly old sod. 374 00:19:40,852 --> 00:19:42,887 Come on, no pain, no gain. 375 00:19:42,889 --> 00:19:44,053 That's it, come on! 376 00:19:44,055 --> 00:19:45,622 One, two. 377 00:19:45,624 --> 00:19:46,890 Put some effort in! 378 00:19:46,892 --> 00:19:48,027 Hey, hey, hey! 379 00:19:48,995 --> 00:19:50,828 What have I told ya? 380 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:53,667 (DAVROS GRUNTING) 381 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,635 Pack it in! 382 00:20:01,107 --> 00:20:04,811 (MOVES INTO SOLEMN MUSIC) 383 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:08,547 (BOXERS GRUNTING) 384 00:20:19,124 --> 00:20:20,659 Captain on deck. 385 00:20:26,131 --> 00:20:27,130 RIZ: Yo, yo, bruv. 386 00:20:27,132 --> 00:20:30,099 Who's that piff ting, G? 387 00:20:30,101 --> 00:20:31,071 Join in, blud. 388 00:20:32,103 --> 00:20:34,638 DONNY: Yeah, is Doug here? 389 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,243 Um, we came to talk about the forms and stuff. 390 00:20:38,274 --> 00:20:39,776 He's behind you. 391 00:20:39,778 --> 00:20:42,147 (GENTLE MUSIC) 392 00:20:50,121 --> 00:20:52,055 Oh, um, Mum, this is Doug. 393 00:20:52,057 --> 00:20:53,090 He's the boss. 394 00:20:53,092 --> 00:20:55,759 Hi Doug, I'm Vera, Donny's mum. 395 00:20:55,761 --> 00:20:57,964 I've come to sign some forms. 396 00:20:59,031 --> 00:21:00,000 Dad? 397 00:21:01,066 --> 00:21:02,101 Sorry? 398 00:21:02,968 --> 00:21:04,635 It's usually dad. 399 00:21:04,637 --> 00:21:05,636 - Oh, yeah. - Sorry. 400 00:21:05,638 --> 00:21:07,874 Uh, I haven't seen a woman. 401 00:21:09,809 --> 00:21:11,678 I mean I haven't, you know, 402 00:21:13,111 --> 00:21:14,147 not, you know. 403 00:21:15,281 --> 00:21:16,917 Women don't normally like it. 404 00:21:18,016 --> 00:21:18,985 Mums, that is. 405 00:21:20,719 --> 00:21:22,086 Are you okay? 406 00:21:22,088 --> 00:21:24,621 Yeah, I was just in the. 407 00:21:24,623 --> 00:21:26,290 Is that where the forms are? 408 00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:27,226 No, no, no. 409 00:21:29,996 --> 00:21:31,130 Shit! 410 00:21:32,698 --> 00:21:35,099 Sorry, the language. 411 00:21:35,101 --> 00:21:37,234 Oh, God, what is that? 412 00:21:37,236 --> 00:21:42,171 That's, uh, leather conditioner. 413 00:21:42,173 --> 00:21:46,076 Yeah, yeah, uh, we use it on the bags and all the gloves. 414 00:21:46,078 --> 00:21:48,012 (GROANS) Smells like rotten eggs. 415 00:21:48,014 --> 00:21:50,680 Yeah, well, that's the chemicals. 416 00:21:50,682 --> 00:21:52,015 - Right. - God. 417 00:21:52,017 --> 00:21:54,051 It does smell like rotten eggs. 418 00:21:54,053 --> 00:21:55,021 Rotten eggs and 419 00:21:57,989 --> 00:21:58,791 piss. 420 00:22:00,191 --> 00:22:01,361 Well, don't wanna waste it. 421 00:22:02,661 --> 00:22:03,726 No, no, no, no. 422 00:22:03,728 --> 00:22:05,064 We've already done everything. 423 00:22:06,131 --> 00:22:07,798 Oh. 424 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,032 Yeah, yeah. 425 00:22:09,034 --> 00:22:10,667 That's why it was there. 426 00:22:10,669 --> 00:22:12,304 I want my hands tough like leather. 427 00:22:15,841 --> 00:22:16,674 (DONNY GROANS) 428 00:22:16,676 --> 00:22:17,310 Fight the burn! 429 00:22:18,977 --> 00:22:20,080 Do us a favor, Mick. 430 00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:31,992 Right, forms. 431 00:22:34,192 --> 00:22:35,792 DAVROS: Double jab. 432 00:22:35,794 --> 00:22:36,894 Right cross. 433 00:22:36,896 --> 00:22:37,731 Double jab. 434 00:22:38,397 --> 00:22:39,830 That's it. 435 00:22:39,832 --> 00:22:40,930 - Time. - Dads usually do this, 436 00:22:40,932 --> 00:22:42,166 is what I meant. 437 00:22:42,168 --> 00:22:45,002 You know, mums are a bit squeamish. 438 00:22:45,004 --> 00:22:47,236 Not me, I've been around fighting all me life. 439 00:22:47,238 --> 00:22:48,408 Oh, sorry. 440 00:22:49,742 --> 00:22:50,644 It's a tradition. 441 00:22:51,409 --> 00:22:52,011 Oh. 442 00:22:54,179 --> 00:22:57,013 Does, uh, Donny's dad fight? 443 00:22:57,015 --> 00:22:59,716 Haven't got a clue, I ain't seen him for years. 444 00:22:59,718 --> 00:23:00,519 Oh, sorry. 445 00:23:03,288 --> 00:23:06,291 No, I'm glad, he's a right wanker. 446 00:23:07,993 --> 00:23:08,828 How much is it? 447 00:23:09,961 --> 00:23:11,230 It's, uh, 20 quid a, 448 00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,268 no, I'm not gonna take your money. 449 00:23:17,736 --> 00:23:19,171 Why, what do you mean? 450 00:23:20,438 --> 00:23:22,108 I don't think I'm gonna be around for much longer. 451 00:23:23,242 --> 00:23:25,011 You know there are people you can talk to? 452 00:23:26,211 --> 00:23:27,477 What? 453 00:23:27,479 --> 00:23:30,246 Well, Samaritans and drugs, they can help. 454 00:23:30,248 --> 00:23:31,447 I'm not gonna top meself. 455 00:23:31,449 --> 00:23:34,153 Just don't use a gun, it's not as neat as people think. 456 00:23:35,187 --> 00:23:36,255 It's not like that. 457 00:23:37,456 --> 00:23:38,888 (DOUG SIGHS) 458 00:23:38,890 --> 00:23:40,290 Look. 459 00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:41,126 Donny's a good kid. 460 00:23:43,062 --> 00:23:46,530 I'll get him started, help set him up, 461 00:23:46,532 --> 00:23:47,965 so he can find another gym. 462 00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:50,333 They, they won't be as friendly as this place, 463 00:23:50,335 --> 00:23:53,771 but I'll get him ready. 464 00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:55,805 It's such a shame though. 465 00:23:55,807 --> 00:23:57,142 Donny loved it yesterday. 466 00:23:58,244 --> 00:24:00,077 Albert teaching him to skip. 467 00:24:00,079 --> 00:24:01,948 He's awkward, shy. 468 00:24:03,114 --> 00:24:04,750 I was just hoping this would help. 469 00:24:08,821 --> 00:24:10,189 He said his uncles fight. 470 00:24:11,422 --> 00:24:13,456 I'm gonna go then. 471 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:14,294 Oh, uh, 472 00:24:16,996 --> 00:24:17,831 will you be back? 473 00:24:19,998 --> 00:24:20,833 What for? 474 00:24:22,066 --> 00:24:23,233 And thanks. 475 00:24:23,235 --> 00:24:25,472 It's a shame, but I'm just gonna have to find another gym. 476 00:24:29,909 --> 00:24:31,210 Maybe you won't have to. 477 00:24:33,111 --> 00:24:34,278 Be lucky, then. 478 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,050 (SULLEN MUSIC) 479 00:24:50,528 --> 00:24:53,030 MICK: 47 grand in seven days. 480 00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:54,564 Are you sure? 481 00:24:54,566 --> 00:24:57,134 It's not addressed to someone else, a relative or... 482 00:24:57,136 --> 00:24:59,235 It's addressed to us but with his name on. 483 00:24:59,237 --> 00:25:00,870 47 stacks, fam. 484 00:25:00,872 --> 00:25:04,006 Ain't no man gonna raise gwala like that, you get me? 485 00:25:04,008 --> 00:25:06,609 I was in the shower all afternoon, I'm spotless. 486 00:25:06,611 --> 00:25:08,145 Oi, check this though, yeah. 487 00:25:08,147 --> 00:25:09,013 I'll get my posse involved, innit. 488 00:25:09,015 --> 00:25:12,381 Huh, Riz, behave your bloody self. 489 00:25:12,383 --> 00:25:14,217 We know there's no posse. 490 00:25:14,219 --> 00:25:15,418 Bumbaclart! 491 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:17,221 Look, there's no smell. 492 00:25:17,223 --> 00:25:18,388 Can't I just come in? 493 00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:19,388 Sponsorship? 494 00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:20,590 (DONNY GROANS) 495 00:25:20,592 --> 00:25:22,059 Nobody's interested in boxing anymore. 496 00:25:22,061 --> 00:25:23,193 They'd all rather play it 497 00:25:23,195 --> 00:25:24,227 on their game console, wouldn't they? 498 00:25:24,229 --> 00:25:26,196 And that's where the sponsorship is, isn't it? 499 00:25:26,198 --> 00:25:30,500 I've got the, uh, WBO world champ '16 in the house. 500 00:25:30,502 --> 00:25:32,101 What, not for me, for the kids! 501 00:25:32,103 --> 00:25:33,907 They're too young for our game! 502 00:25:35,373 --> 00:25:38,175 God. 503 00:25:38,177 --> 00:25:40,409 I don't know what I'd do without the gym. 504 00:25:40,411 --> 00:25:41,878 It's everything. 505 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,046 It's everything to all of us, isn't it? 506 00:25:44,048 --> 00:25:47,184 I couldn't be alone with Marjorie in the house for a week. 507 00:25:47,186 --> 00:25:48,385 Be the death of me. 508 00:25:48,387 --> 00:25:52,325 Look, I used Dettol and a scrubbing brush, for God's sake! 509 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,395 Brilliant. 510 00:25:56,461 --> 00:25:58,427 ♪ Once I leave the house ♪ 511 00:25:58,429 --> 00:25:59,529 (ALBERT SIGHS) 512 00:25:59,531 --> 00:26:00,332 Night. 513 00:26:03,034 --> 00:26:05,871 (SINGING FAINTLY) 514 00:26:10,642 --> 00:26:13,345 (DONNY SIGHS) 515 00:26:14,513 --> 00:26:16,513 Is Doug a good fighter? 516 00:26:16,515 --> 00:26:18,348 (DAVROS CHUCKLES) 517 00:26:18,350 --> 00:26:19,284 The best. 518 00:26:20,351 --> 00:26:23,419 Awesome, and I mean awesome. 519 00:26:23,421 --> 00:26:25,024 Doesn't fight now though. 520 00:26:26,158 --> 00:26:26,993 After Taffy. 521 00:26:28,294 --> 00:26:29,361 Why, what happened? 522 00:26:31,362 --> 00:26:32,663 I'm coming in. 523 00:26:32,665 --> 00:26:35,501 (SINGING FAINTLY) 524 00:26:37,402 --> 00:26:40,405 So, Doug's the most promising pro middleweight in London. 525 00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,571 Taffy used to own the gym. 526 00:26:42,573 --> 00:26:44,241 A legend. 527 00:26:44,243 --> 00:26:45,211 He trained Doug. 528 00:26:46,411 --> 00:26:51,183 Doug's warm up fight, before he goes for European title, 529 00:26:52,351 --> 00:26:53,419 Taffy has a heart attack ringside. 530 00:26:55,254 --> 00:26:56,285 Dead. 531 00:26:56,287 --> 00:26:57,122 No. 532 00:26:58,023 --> 00:26:58,655 Beat. 533 00:26:58,657 --> 00:27:00,090 Yeah, when Taffy died, 534 00:27:00,092 --> 00:27:01,457 he left Dougie the gym in his will, didn't he. 535 00:27:01,459 --> 00:27:02,725 Yeah. 536 00:27:02,727 --> 00:27:05,061 So overnight, he went from a boxing hero to a businessman, 537 00:27:05,063 --> 00:27:09,465 and well, could have been a champ though, couldn't he, eh? 538 00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:10,466 Could have been a great champ. 539 00:27:10,468 --> 00:27:12,468 He's a proud man. 540 00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:14,506 And do you think he'd ever fight again? 541 00:27:16,074 --> 00:27:18,911 (SINGING FAINTLY) 542 00:27:24,216 --> 00:27:26,382 You have never experienced 543 00:27:26,384 --> 00:27:29,986 the liberation of unbridled micturition. 544 00:27:29,988 --> 00:27:31,455 (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING FAINTLY) 545 00:27:31,457 --> 00:27:32,688 The what? 546 00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:34,590 It's like being at one with nature. 547 00:27:34,592 --> 00:27:38,195 It's an expression of masculinity, of territory. 548 00:27:38,197 --> 00:27:41,098 You're saying, I reject your civilization. 549 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:43,766 I reject your sanitation. 550 00:27:43,768 --> 00:27:45,334 I choose. 551 00:27:45,336 --> 00:27:46,436 You pissed in a slop bucket 552 00:27:46,438 --> 00:27:49,339 because you couldn't be arsed to walk to the bog. 553 00:27:49,341 --> 00:27:50,474 You're a sloth. 554 00:27:50,476 --> 00:27:52,512 I am marking territory, old socks. 555 00:27:55,014 --> 00:27:56,580 (DOUG SIGHS) 556 00:27:56,582 --> 00:27:58,415 Doesn't matter anyway. 557 00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:00,016 Women like that can pick and choose 558 00:28:00,018 --> 00:28:02,351 and a used up fighter with massive debt 559 00:28:02,353 --> 00:28:04,053 wouldn't even make the not in a thousand years list. 560 00:28:04,055 --> 00:28:07,357 Oh, come on now, you know how to treat a woman. 561 00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,291 I thought so. 562 00:28:08,293 --> 00:28:09,359 I did all right in my day. 563 00:28:09,361 --> 00:28:12,728 Oh, you're still the same guy you always were. 564 00:28:12,730 --> 00:28:16,465 Sure, there's a bit more fat. 565 00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:18,568 Okay, the virility is declined. 566 00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:21,471 You, you, you, you craved her every day, 567 00:28:21,473 --> 00:28:23,240 sometimes every hour. 568 00:28:23,242 --> 00:28:25,609 But now, once a week seems like an effort, 569 00:28:25,611 --> 00:28:27,543 and the face has sagged 570 00:28:27,545 --> 00:28:30,813 and the onset of bitch tits seems inevitable, 571 00:28:30,815 --> 00:28:33,315 but all you've got to look forward to is a... 572 00:28:33,317 --> 00:28:35,351 You don't bloody wash 573 00:28:35,353 --> 00:28:37,219 and you piss wherever the urge takes you. 574 00:28:37,221 --> 00:28:38,655 You're like a stray dog. 575 00:28:38,657 --> 00:28:41,461 I am a wolf. (CHUCKLES) 576 00:28:42,561 --> 00:28:43,693 ANNOUNCER: End of the 13th. 577 00:28:43,695 --> 00:28:45,494 (DOUG SIGHS) 578 00:28:45,496 --> 00:28:47,363 Well, I'm buggered. 579 00:28:47,365 --> 00:28:51,103 (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING FAINTLY) 580 00:28:54,439 --> 00:28:56,606 After too many years of celibacy, 581 00:28:56,608 --> 00:28:59,609 savage ex-wife that swore me off women for life, 582 00:28:59,611 --> 00:29:01,311 I've finally found the woman of my dreams 583 00:29:01,313 --> 00:29:02,547 who thinks I'm a basket case. 584 00:29:07,753 --> 00:29:08,755 That looks good. 585 00:29:10,421 --> 00:29:12,621 I was saving this for a celebration. 586 00:29:12,623 --> 00:29:13,490 ANNOUNCER: Down with Polk all over him. 587 00:29:13,492 --> 00:29:15,091 Maybe when I saw my daughter again, 588 00:29:15,093 --> 00:29:20,099 but that's not bloody likely. (SIGHS) 589 00:29:21,566 --> 00:29:25,435 ANNOUNCER: Cook might win this fight by a wide margin. 590 00:29:25,437 --> 00:29:27,372 He's trying to hold on. 591 00:29:29,541 --> 00:29:32,044 (DOUG GROANS) 592 00:29:33,478 --> 00:29:34,644 Last few seconds of the final round, 593 00:29:34,646 --> 00:29:35,712 sees Vasilio hanging on. 594 00:29:35,714 --> 00:29:37,347 Don't you have a cup? 595 00:29:37,349 --> 00:29:39,215 ANNOUNCER: Then it was all around. 596 00:29:39,217 --> 00:29:41,621 (SOMBER MUSIC) 597 00:29:53,765 --> 00:29:55,465 MARJORIE: And where the hell do you think you've been? 598 00:29:55,467 --> 00:29:57,734 Do you have any idea what time it is? 599 00:29:57,736 --> 00:29:59,671 Your dinner's ruined. 600 00:30:40,579 --> 00:30:43,282 (DONNY GRUNTING) 601 00:30:49,621 --> 00:30:53,525 (MOVES INTO STEADFAST MUSIC) 602 00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:13,776 Algernon Steadman. 603 00:31:13,778 --> 00:31:16,646 Steadman and Cross, chartered accountants to the stars. 604 00:31:16,648 --> 00:31:20,250 You may have read about me in such august publications 605 00:31:20,252 --> 00:31:23,619 as Accountancy Age, ACC Global, 606 00:31:23,621 --> 00:31:26,391 and the bankruptcy list in the (CHUCKLES) Ham and High! 607 00:31:30,294 --> 00:31:32,896 What the hell happened? 608 00:31:32,898 --> 00:31:34,430 That. 609 00:31:34,432 --> 00:31:36,299 The sauce got me. 610 00:31:36,301 --> 00:31:38,767 Jesus, sorry, mate. 611 00:31:38,769 --> 00:31:39,735 I had no idea. 612 00:31:39,737 --> 00:31:40,770 ♪ Went on in our lives ♪ 613 00:31:40,772 --> 00:31:43,607 Where you going with that? 614 00:31:43,609 --> 00:31:45,742 ♪ Something went astray ♪ 615 00:31:45,744 --> 00:31:49,713 Now, Algy Steadman hasn't had a drink 616 00:31:49,715 --> 00:31:52,717 since 2000 and bloody ages. 617 00:31:54,419 --> 00:31:55,220 Oops. 618 00:31:56,255 --> 00:31:57,553 Ah. 619 00:31:57,555 --> 00:31:58,955 No, no, don't worry, old man. 620 00:31:58,957 --> 00:32:00,927 I'd forgotten how bloody fantastic it is. 621 00:32:03,394 --> 00:32:05,427 ♪ And my lover says, call me ♪ 622 00:32:05,429 --> 00:32:09,599 You're a good man, Doug, formidable man. 623 00:32:09,601 --> 00:32:11,536 I know this about you. 624 00:32:12,670 --> 00:32:16,406 The kindness you've shown to this poor man. 625 00:32:16,408 --> 00:32:19,542 (ALGY SOBBING) 626 00:32:19,544 --> 00:32:20,845 You're like Jesus! 627 00:32:22,648 --> 00:32:25,814 ♪ Baby, it was just for you ♪ 628 00:32:25,816 --> 00:32:28,653 I'm gonna help you, just as you helped me. 629 00:32:29,755 --> 00:32:31,690 Because you deserve it. 630 00:32:33,992 --> 00:32:35,859 (MEN YELLING) 631 00:32:35,861 --> 00:32:39,332 (DOUG SNORING LIGHTLY) 632 00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:02,020 (DOUG GROANING) 633 00:33:06,957 --> 00:33:09,728 (GENTLE MUSIC) 634 00:33:21,739 --> 00:33:24,276 DOUG: Rescue and prosper? 635 00:33:33,851 --> 00:33:35,553 Algernon Steadman. 636 00:33:36,955 --> 00:33:37,790 Algy? 637 00:33:45,496 --> 00:33:46,696 - Get rid of it. - Don't tell me what 638 00:33:46,698 --> 00:33:48,932 you think, I'm gonna tell you what I think, it's going. 639 00:33:48,934 --> 00:33:50,099 (GILES AND RUPERT CHUCKLING) 640 00:33:50,101 --> 00:33:51,801 Well, if it isn't Don King. 641 00:33:51,803 --> 00:33:52,635 (RUPERT LAUGHS) 642 00:33:52,637 --> 00:33:54,937 We're just measuring up, Mr. Evans. 643 00:33:54,939 --> 00:33:55,804 What? 644 00:33:55,806 --> 00:33:58,810 Oh, I bought the debt. 645 00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:01,546 We're gonna raze this shithole 646 00:34:02,647 --> 00:34:04,781 and open up a proper, modern gym. 647 00:34:04,783 --> 00:34:06,752 Franchise the crap out of it. 648 00:34:07,753 --> 00:34:10,356 Hot yoga, boxercise, Pilates. 649 00:34:11,822 --> 00:34:12,921 Juice bar. 650 00:34:12,923 --> 00:34:13,758 Zumba. 651 00:34:14,925 --> 00:34:16,792 I'm a partner, aren't I, Gi? 652 00:34:16,794 --> 00:34:18,764 It's gonna be amazing. 653 00:34:20,064 --> 00:34:20,900 Incredible. 654 00:34:23,068 --> 00:34:23,968 I warned you. 655 00:34:26,405 --> 00:34:27,406 You had your chance. 656 00:34:37,849 --> 00:34:39,948 Roopie, on me. 657 00:34:39,950 --> 00:34:40,820 Oh, coming, Gi. 658 00:34:42,553 --> 00:34:45,023 (DOUG GROANING) 659 00:35:01,006 --> 00:35:02,007 Oh, bitch. 660 00:35:04,175 --> 00:35:07,545 Oh, Albert, I'm bloody dying. 661 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,912 I might need a hand. 662 00:35:09,914 --> 00:35:13,149 (CLEARS THROAT) 663 00:35:13,151 --> 00:35:14,818 Why aren't you at school? 664 00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:17,120 You look like shit, but I've got an idea. 665 00:35:17,122 --> 00:35:17,957 What? 666 00:35:20,525 --> 00:35:21,990 This. 667 00:35:21,992 --> 00:35:22,858 DOUG: They're outlaws. 668 00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:24,093 That's not boxing. 669 00:35:24,095 --> 00:35:26,562 Yeah, I know but the skills are the same. 670 00:35:26,564 --> 00:35:29,999 Look, the purse is nearly 100,000 pounds. 671 00:35:30,001 --> 00:35:30,934 Biggest it's ever been. 672 00:35:30,936 --> 00:35:32,635 And then there's the side bets, you know, 673 00:35:32,637 --> 00:35:34,870 chase the ace, dipping, hustle. 674 00:35:34,872 --> 00:35:37,140 They're tricky buggers, them Gypsies, let me tell ya. 675 00:35:37,142 --> 00:35:39,608 What, worse than a payday lender? 676 00:35:39,610 --> 00:35:40,843 - Ooh. - Look, 677 00:35:40,845 --> 00:35:42,845 there hasn't been a fight in three years. 678 00:35:42,847 --> 00:35:44,948 No one wants to fight Big Bill Brady 'cause he's so good. 679 00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:46,783 That's why the purse is so big. 680 00:35:46,785 --> 00:35:48,984 It's irrelevant, I'm a middleweight. 681 00:35:48,986 --> 00:35:50,919 I've never done bare knuckle. 682 00:35:50,921 --> 00:35:53,890 Added to which, I'm too old and out of shape. 683 00:35:53,892 --> 00:35:56,792 I couldn't beat him in two years, let alone two days. 684 00:35:56,794 --> 00:35:58,695 Yeah, but you're not gonna do the fighting. 685 00:35:58,697 --> 00:36:00,497 You just train the fighter. 686 00:36:00,499 --> 00:36:02,030 Who, Mick? 687 00:36:02,032 --> 00:36:02,966 (MICK CHUCKLES) 688 00:36:02,968 --> 00:36:03,966 He's the only one big enough. 689 00:36:03,968 --> 00:36:06,035 And he couldn't knock the sugar off a donut. 690 00:36:06,037 --> 00:36:07,269 (RIZ CHUCKLES) 691 00:36:07,271 --> 00:36:08,104 No offense, Mick. 692 00:36:08,106 --> 00:36:09,939 No offense taken. 693 00:36:09,941 --> 00:36:11,140 I don't mind eating the donuts, 694 00:36:11,142 --> 00:36:12,975 I don't wanna knock shit out of it. 695 00:36:12,977 --> 00:36:14,843 (DAVROS LAUGHING) 696 00:36:14,845 --> 00:36:16,044 All right, come on, seriously. 697 00:36:16,046 --> 00:36:18,016 Donny, man, who's gonna fight him? 698 00:36:19,818 --> 00:36:20,653 Well. 699 00:36:21,586 --> 00:36:22,952 My brother. 700 00:36:22,954 --> 00:36:25,120 (GENTLE MUSIC) 701 00:36:25,122 --> 00:36:26,891 Donny and I are Romany Gypsies. 702 00:36:28,026 --> 00:36:29,758 There's nothing we'd like more 703 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,961 than to see the title back in the hands of the Roma. 704 00:36:31,963 --> 00:36:32,898 There's a long history. 705 00:36:34,099 --> 00:36:36,468 My brother was the last man to fight him. 706 00:36:43,642 --> 00:36:48,647 What, do you all feel the need to check your wallets? 707 00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:51,680 Irish and Roma travelers have a huge rivalry. 708 00:36:51,682 --> 00:36:54,017 They've ruined our already awful reputation. 709 00:36:54,019 --> 00:36:56,019 All that my Big Fat Gypsy crap. 710 00:36:56,021 --> 00:36:58,023 Donny and I have to hide our heritage. 711 00:36:58,956 --> 00:37:00,925 You know, it's compulsory to hate us. 712 00:37:03,695 --> 00:37:05,497 Maybe we can find a common interest. 713 00:37:08,999 --> 00:37:10,668 What's the common interest? 714 00:37:12,102 --> 00:37:13,505 Donny says you need money. 715 00:37:14,872 --> 00:37:16,338 Don't we all? 716 00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:18,776 47 grand or you're gonna lose this place. 717 00:37:24,115 --> 00:37:24,950 Is that right? 718 00:37:30,255 --> 00:37:32,590 We've got a surprise for you, Uncle Nosh. 719 00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:35,927 We're taking you to Appleby Horse Fair! 720 00:37:37,095 --> 00:37:37,926 No way! 721 00:37:37,928 --> 00:37:38,861 DONNY: Yeah! 722 00:37:38,863 --> 00:37:40,296 There's just one thing though. 723 00:37:40,298 --> 00:37:41,133 What? 724 00:37:43,068 --> 00:37:44,800 You'll have to fight Big Bill Brady. 725 00:37:44,802 --> 00:37:46,602 He says you can't go. 726 00:37:46,604 --> 00:37:47,769 No! 727 00:37:47,771 --> 00:37:48,905 He hurts! 728 00:37:48,907 --> 00:37:50,273 Oh, come on, Nosh. 729 00:37:50,275 --> 00:37:52,108 You can do it. 730 00:37:52,110 --> 00:37:54,313 You nearly beat him last time, remember? 731 00:37:55,947 --> 00:37:59,381 Oh, come on, Nosh, we just need you to do this for us. 732 00:37:59,383 --> 00:38:01,917 We need the money to buy some Jaffa Cakes. 733 00:38:01,919 --> 00:38:04,854 Being a nurse, well, it doesn't pay very well. 734 00:38:04,856 --> 00:38:06,325 You're an extra mouth to feed. 735 00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,863 A bloody big mouth. 736 00:38:18,168 --> 00:38:20,071 We have to go in a bow top wagon. 737 00:38:22,407 --> 00:38:26,142 Uh, yeah, yeah, of course we will. 738 00:38:26,144 --> 00:38:27,977 All the way. 739 00:38:27,979 --> 00:38:29,081 And I get to drive it. 740 00:38:30,814 --> 00:38:33,916 Go on, go and choose your outfit. 741 00:38:33,918 --> 00:38:36,822 (NOSHER CHUCKLING) 742 00:38:38,657 --> 00:38:40,189 How the hell we gonna sort that out? 743 00:38:40,191 --> 00:38:41,124 A bow top? 744 00:38:41,126 --> 00:38:42,227 What, all the way up there? 745 00:38:45,095 --> 00:38:47,963 (SINGING FAINTLY) 746 00:38:47,965 --> 00:38:50,969 So, if you can just sign this one. 747 00:38:53,003 --> 00:38:54,903 And, and there. 748 00:38:54,905 --> 00:38:56,074 And that's it. 749 00:38:57,909 --> 00:39:00,278 Are you sure this is right, Dougie? 750 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,780 I don't know what's right, Dad, 751 00:39:04,782 --> 00:39:06,050 but I got to trust someone. 752 00:39:07,117 --> 00:39:10,153 My mate says, transfer the ownership, 753 00:39:10,155 --> 00:39:12,354 see the insolvency guys to get the sharks off my back 754 00:39:12,356 --> 00:39:13,625 and buy us some time. 755 00:39:14,825 --> 00:39:16,858 And then find the money. 756 00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:18,727 He says it's gotta happen now. 757 00:39:18,729 --> 00:39:22,097 It's this or wither away. 758 00:39:22,099 --> 00:39:26,202 You raised a fighter, so I'm gonna fight. 759 00:39:26,204 --> 00:39:28,104 You always was a smart cookie, Dougie. 760 00:39:28,106 --> 00:39:29,372 You're like your mother. 761 00:39:29,374 --> 00:39:32,175 I say, he's like you, babes. 762 00:39:32,177 --> 00:39:33,742 He's got those Jew smarts. 763 00:39:33,744 --> 00:39:35,747 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dad. 764 00:39:36,881 --> 00:39:39,247 You can't say that out loud, not in here. 765 00:39:39,249 --> 00:39:41,186 Oh, I do miss your mother. 766 00:39:42,887 --> 00:39:43,889 Yeah, me too, Dad. 767 00:39:47,057 --> 00:39:50,158 Dad, I'm gonna go away for a little while. 768 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,327 I'm gonna go and try and get some money. 769 00:39:52,329 --> 00:39:57,335 And when I get back, I hope that things'll be better. 770 00:39:58,269 --> 00:39:58,971 You go for it, Dougie. 771 00:40:00,271 --> 00:40:01,470 Yeah, and I need you to know 772 00:40:01,472 --> 00:40:03,171 that I'm not gonna come and see you for a little while, 773 00:40:03,173 --> 00:40:04,807 but it's only 'cause 774 00:40:04,809 --> 00:40:07,209 I'm doing something really important, okay? 775 00:40:07,211 --> 00:40:08,878 Got it, Dougie. 776 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,215 But little Melissa will come and see me, won't she? 777 00:40:14,184 --> 00:40:18,289 Dad, she (SIGHS), I haven't seen her in years. 778 00:40:20,057 --> 00:40:22,024 Her mum took off with her, remember? 779 00:40:22,026 --> 00:40:24,126 Damn this shitty life! 780 00:40:24,128 --> 00:40:25,160 Hey. 781 00:40:25,162 --> 00:40:26,762 My days are empty. 782 00:40:26,764 --> 00:40:28,296 My nights are emptier. 783 00:40:28,298 --> 00:40:30,001 I need a challenge. 784 00:40:33,271 --> 00:40:36,905 Hey, when I get back, how about you come 785 00:40:36,907 --> 00:40:38,309 and help me in the gym again? 786 00:40:39,209 --> 00:40:40,309 Like the good old days. 787 00:40:40,311 --> 00:40:41,878 Oh, you don't mean that. 788 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,211 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 789 00:40:43,213 --> 00:40:44,546 And we'll get you out of that home as well. 790 00:40:44,548 --> 00:40:46,048 Don't promise me, Dougie. 791 00:40:46,050 --> 00:40:48,486 Don't promise me and then break my heart. 792 00:40:52,890 --> 00:40:54,323 ♪ Starting to worry 'bout you ♪ 793 00:40:54,325 --> 00:40:55,961 Here she is, look. 794 00:40:57,162 --> 00:40:58,461 Mr. Evans. 795 00:40:58,463 --> 00:41:00,562 I'm so delighted to meet you, I'm Vera. 796 00:41:00,564 --> 00:41:03,298 Now, you call me Burt, princess. 797 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:04,934 Have you come to take my bloods? 798 00:41:04,936 --> 00:41:06,301 No, no, I'm Doug's friend. 799 00:41:06,303 --> 00:41:07,503 I've come to witness the signing of... 800 00:41:07,505 --> 00:41:09,472 Ah, you're the Gypsy girl! 801 00:41:09,474 --> 00:41:10,872 The Gypsy! 802 00:41:10,874 --> 00:41:11,974 VERA: Please don't say that out loud 803 00:41:11,976 --> 00:41:13,209 'cause people hate us. 804 00:41:13,211 --> 00:41:14,144 Who does? 805 00:41:14,146 --> 00:41:16,180 Who could hate you with a face like that? 806 00:41:17,247 --> 00:41:19,282 Here, what about us here, eh? 807 00:41:19,284 --> 00:41:22,952 I'm a cockney, this here's a Gypsy, Gypsy girl. 808 00:41:22,954 --> 00:41:25,320 Dougie there, he's a Jew. 809 00:41:25,322 --> 00:41:28,191 'Cause his mother's Jewish, you see, that's how it works. 810 00:41:28,193 --> 00:41:29,392 (BURT LAUGHING) 811 00:41:29,394 --> 00:41:30,325 Well, I don't care where people come from, 812 00:41:30,327 --> 00:41:32,327 it's how you live that matters. 813 00:41:32,329 --> 00:41:35,330 Here, put a ring on this one, Dougie. 814 00:41:35,332 --> 00:41:37,300 She's too good for this bleedin' place. 815 00:41:37,302 --> 00:41:38,970 It's not like that, Dad. 816 00:41:40,238 --> 00:41:41,340 You best fuck off, mate. 817 00:41:45,376 --> 00:41:46,979 A fine morrow to you, sir. 818 00:41:48,378 --> 00:41:49,245 That Swiss finishing school 819 00:41:49,247 --> 00:41:51,113 worked out well for you, didn't it? 820 00:41:51,115 --> 00:41:54,383 There's no Jews, stinking Gypos. 821 00:41:54,385 --> 00:41:56,218 And you can take that fucking cripple with you and all. 822 00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:57,352 Hey, no, no, no, no, no. 823 00:41:57,354 --> 00:41:58,521 Hold tight. 824 00:41:58,523 --> 00:41:59,856 Sit down, sit down. 825 00:41:59,858 --> 00:42:00,926 Dad, sit down. 826 00:42:05,162 --> 00:42:06,995 My old man drank in this boozer for 50 years. 827 00:42:06,997 --> 00:42:08,497 Don't worry about this, Dougie. 828 00:42:08,499 --> 00:42:10,002 Dad, I said, no. 829 00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:25,414 One, two, three, four. 830 00:42:25,416 --> 00:42:29,352 That's the order I'll fight you in. 831 00:42:29,354 --> 00:42:30,322 I'm too tired. 832 00:42:31,622 --> 00:42:32,523 Do you twice. 833 00:42:33,390 --> 00:42:34,356 Oh, yeah? 834 00:42:34,358 --> 00:42:39,297 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (MEN GRUNTING) 835 00:42:42,532 --> 00:42:43,999 No, you'll get hurt! 836 00:42:44,001 --> 00:42:44,836 No! 837 00:42:47,037 --> 00:42:47,937 BURT: Look at him go! 838 00:42:47,939 --> 00:42:49,305 Go on, my son! 839 00:42:49,307 --> 00:42:50,843 I got a pony on ya! 840 00:42:59,050 --> 00:43:00,916 Told you twice. 841 00:43:00,918 --> 00:43:01,550 (BURT LAUGHING) 842 00:43:01,552 --> 00:43:02,385 Still got it, eh? 843 00:43:02,387 --> 00:43:04,923 (MAN YELLS) 844 00:43:05,622 --> 00:43:07,088 Oh, shit! 845 00:43:07,090 --> 00:43:09,225 (MAN YELLING) 846 00:43:09,227 --> 00:43:10,126 (MAN GROANS) 847 00:43:10,128 --> 00:43:12,597 (BURT LAUGHING) 848 00:43:14,965 --> 00:43:19,401 If all else fails, go for the knacker cracker. 849 00:43:19,403 --> 00:43:20,303 Go on, girl! 850 00:43:20,305 --> 00:43:23,942 Give him another fucking wallop! (LAUGHING) 851 00:43:26,276 --> 00:43:27,709 MICK: Tap it. 852 00:43:27,711 --> 00:43:28,914 Jab him now. 853 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,115 Jab, jab. 854 00:43:33,351 --> 00:43:34,186 Nice. 855 00:43:38,222 --> 00:43:39,224 Concentrate. 856 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,600 Where's Tweedledum and Tweedledumber. 857 00:43:52,602 --> 00:43:54,403 Russel, Russel McKenzie. 858 00:43:54,405 --> 00:43:56,173 I'm an insolvency practitioner. 859 00:44:00,244 --> 00:44:01,510 (ALGY LAUGHS) 860 00:44:01,512 --> 00:44:02,477 Algy? 861 00:44:02,479 --> 00:44:05,414 ALGY: (chuckles) Russel's an old chum! 862 00:44:05,416 --> 00:44:06,983 Just wanted to press the flesh, you know. 863 00:44:06,985 --> 00:44:08,651 It's all a bit urgent. 864 00:44:08,653 --> 00:44:10,051 Thanks. 865 00:44:10,053 --> 00:44:11,490 Did you transfer the ownership? 866 00:44:13,291 --> 00:44:14,289 Good. 867 00:44:14,291 --> 00:44:15,758 I'll contact Big Hug. 868 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,260 You need to get the money together ASAP, 869 00:44:18,262 --> 00:44:21,396 but I can keep them away for a while, maybe a month, 870 00:44:21,398 --> 00:44:23,032 and freeze the interest. 871 00:44:23,034 --> 00:44:24,166 Best of luck. 872 00:44:24,168 --> 00:44:26,669 (UPLIFTING MUSIC) 873 00:44:26,671 --> 00:44:27,535 Thanks, Algy. 874 00:44:27,537 --> 00:44:28,370 (ALGY LAUGHING) 875 00:44:28,372 --> 00:44:29,407 Thanks. 876 00:44:31,476 --> 00:44:34,613 Now, go out and get that money any way that you can! 877 00:44:41,251 --> 00:44:42,651 (MOVES INTO STEADFAST MUSIC) 878 00:44:42,653 --> 00:44:43,488 28. 879 00:44:46,323 --> 00:44:47,159 29. 880 00:44:48,459 --> 00:44:50,459 (BILL GROANS) 881 00:44:50,461 --> 00:44:51,593 30. 882 00:44:51,595 --> 00:44:54,398 (BILL PANTING) 883 00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:57,365 (DOGS BARKING) 884 00:44:57,367 --> 00:44:59,537 Hold that tight now, boys. 885 00:45:07,077 --> 00:45:09,547 (BILL GRUNTING) 886 00:45:14,352 --> 00:45:15,818 Get up, I hardly hit it. 887 00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:18,586 Get him up, I hardly hit that. 888 00:45:18,588 --> 00:45:20,356 Get him up, too. 889 00:45:20,358 --> 00:45:22,758 He's making the place look untidy. 890 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,126 BRIDGET: Mm. 891 00:45:24,128 --> 00:45:25,294 TRAINER: Aw, jeez, Bill. 892 00:45:25,296 --> 00:45:26,162 BILL: I'm feeling strong, boys. 893 00:45:26,164 --> 00:45:27,396 Um, so. 894 00:45:27,398 --> 00:45:28,196 TRAINER: He's still cold, Bill. 895 00:45:28,198 --> 00:45:29,432 BILL: Get him up now. 896 00:45:29,434 --> 00:45:30,365 TRAINER: Oh no, he's breathing, 897 00:45:30,367 --> 00:45:31,600 he's breathing, he's fine. 898 00:45:31,602 --> 00:45:32,535 BILL: He's making the place look miserable. 899 00:45:32,537 --> 00:45:34,305 Go fuck yourself. 900 00:45:35,472 --> 00:45:38,740 Hey, it's on, the fight's on! 901 00:45:38,742 --> 00:45:39,675 At Appleby? 902 00:45:39,677 --> 00:45:41,077 MICK: Yeah, at Appleby! 903 00:45:41,079 --> 00:45:42,178 Oi, don't chat shit, that's sick, blud! 904 00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:42,812 Sick, what does that mean? 905 00:45:42,814 --> 00:45:44,446 Is that good or bad? 906 00:45:44,448 --> 00:45:45,481 Well, good, man. 907 00:45:45,483 --> 00:45:46,515 Oh, right. 908 00:45:46,517 --> 00:45:47,816 (GENTLE MUSIC) 909 00:45:47,818 --> 00:45:49,617 Well, I guess that's goodbye for a while. 910 00:45:49,619 --> 00:45:50,452 What? 911 00:45:50,454 --> 00:45:51,586 What? 912 00:45:51,588 --> 00:45:52,320 What do you mean, goodbye? 913 00:45:52,322 --> 00:45:53,222 The fight. 914 00:45:53,224 --> 00:45:54,590 If it's on I have to go. 915 00:45:54,592 --> 00:45:55,423 No, no, no, no, no. 916 00:45:55,425 --> 00:45:56,459 We have to go, man, we. 917 00:45:56,461 --> 00:45:58,260 And I'm your corner, captain. 918 00:45:58,262 --> 00:45:59,495 I'm your manager and your promoter. 919 00:45:59,497 --> 00:46:00,463 I've managed all sorts. 920 00:46:00,465 --> 00:46:01,564 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm your second, blud. 921 00:46:01,566 --> 00:46:02,530 I'm your assistant. 922 00:46:02,532 --> 00:46:03,467 I'm yours. 923 00:46:08,673 --> 00:46:09,508 Your nurse. 924 00:46:12,642 --> 00:46:15,313 It's okay, I get it. 925 00:46:16,881 --> 00:46:18,680 I don't wanna slow you down, 926 00:46:18,682 --> 00:46:22,053 so you just make sure you bring back what you need. 927 00:46:24,188 --> 00:46:25,754 I don't have a trainer. 928 00:46:25,756 --> 00:46:26,658 Damn this thing. 929 00:46:28,892 --> 00:46:30,526 Have I got to tow you myself? 930 00:46:30,528 --> 00:46:32,495 Get in the back of the truck. 931 00:46:32,497 --> 00:46:33,629 Yeah? 932 00:46:33,631 --> 00:46:34,466 Yeah. 933 00:46:36,267 --> 00:46:39,468 Oh, man, thanks, Doug. 934 00:46:39,470 --> 00:46:41,639 Nobody gets left behind. 935 00:46:45,510 --> 00:46:46,642 All for one. 936 00:46:46,644 --> 00:46:48,176 - Yeah. - All for one! 937 00:46:48,178 --> 00:46:49,378 (ALL LAUGHING) 938 00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:51,312 Ooh, left, left, left, left, left hook. 939 00:46:51,314 --> 00:46:52,715 (TENSE MUSIC) 940 00:46:52,717 --> 00:46:55,184 (BILL GROANING) 941 00:46:55,186 --> 00:46:55,821 Bill. 942 00:46:57,555 --> 00:46:58,189 Bill! 943 00:46:59,890 --> 00:47:02,291 You got yourself a challenger. 944 00:47:02,293 --> 00:47:05,160 Big feckin' Gypsy fella, you know him. 945 00:47:05,162 --> 00:47:06,195 BILL: A dirty fucking Gypsy? 946 00:47:06,197 --> 00:47:06,832 Nosher. 947 00:47:08,465 --> 00:47:10,701 That big simple-headed fellow wants another try? 948 00:47:11,869 --> 00:47:13,738 Wants to fight you at Appleby though. 949 00:47:14,704 --> 00:47:15,637 At the fair so? 950 00:47:15,639 --> 00:47:17,675 That's a big fecking crowd so! 951 00:47:18,642 --> 00:47:20,742 Fecking big pot at 25 a head, now. 952 00:47:20,744 --> 00:47:23,447 They'll all want to see you knacker him. 953 00:47:25,249 --> 00:47:27,552 Aye, aye, right enough then. 954 00:47:32,557 --> 00:47:37,395 ("2468 MOTORWAY" BY TOM ROBINSON BAND) 955 00:47:53,878 --> 00:47:55,276 DAVROS: Hey, hey! 956 00:47:55,278 --> 00:47:56,745 ♪ Drive my truck midway ♪ 957 00:47:56,747 --> 00:47:57,579 - ♪ To the motorway station ♪ - I'm taking the lads 958 00:47:57,581 --> 00:47:58,948 up to Appleby, big scrap going off. 959 00:47:58,950 --> 00:47:59,782 Yeah, Nosher. ♪ Fair lane cruiser ♪ 960 00:47:59,784 --> 00:48:00,983 ♪ Coming up on the ♪ 961 00:48:00,985 --> 00:48:02,283 - ♪ Left hand side ♪ - Fly, how are you, son? 962 00:48:02,285 --> 00:48:03,519 No, no, no. 963 00:48:03,521 --> 00:48:04,519 - ♪ Headlights shining ♪ - Me and the gang, 964 00:48:04,521 --> 00:48:05,720 we're going up to Appleby. ♪ Driving rain ♪ 965 00:48:05,722 --> 00:48:06,622 on the window frame 966 00:48:06,624 --> 00:48:08,356 There's a big scrap on, isn't there. 967 00:48:08,358 --> 00:48:10,392 ♪ Little young Lady Stardust hitching a ride ♪ 968 00:48:10,394 --> 00:48:12,561 ♪ And it's a two, four, six, eight ♪ 969 00:48:12,563 --> 00:48:14,597 ♪ Ain't never too late ♪ 970 00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:17,999 ♪ Me and my radio trucking on through the night ♪ 971 00:48:18,001 --> 00:48:20,671 (PLAYFUL MUSIC) 972 00:48:36,454 --> 00:48:37,686 ♪ Two, four, six, eight ♪ 973 00:48:37,688 --> 00:48:39,687 ♪ Ain't never too late ♪ 974 00:48:39,689 --> 00:48:43,658 ♪ Me and my radio trucking on through the night ♪ 975 00:48:43,660 --> 00:48:44,792 - ♪ Three, five, seven, nine ♪ - Come on, lads! 976 00:48:44,794 --> 00:48:45,794 Who are we going to support? 977 00:48:45,796 --> 00:48:46,629 ♪ Double white line ♪ 978 00:48:46,631 --> 00:48:47,963 ALL: Nosher, Nosher! 979 00:48:47,965 --> 00:48:51,666 ♪ Motorway sun coming up with the morning light ♪ 980 00:48:51,668 --> 00:48:55,370 ♪ Whiz kid sitting pretty on your two-wheel stallion ♪ 981 00:48:55,372 --> 00:48:58,941 ♪ This old 10-ton lorry got a beat on you ♪ 982 00:48:58,943 --> 00:49:01,746 (HORNS HONKING) 983 00:49:04,048 --> 00:49:06,751 (TENSE MUSIC) 984 00:49:18,461 --> 00:49:20,461 You ready for some food, Nosh? 985 00:49:20,463 --> 00:49:21,430 I'm hungry. 986 00:49:21,432 --> 00:49:22,267 Mm. 987 00:49:24,302 --> 00:49:25,901 How are you doing, partner? 988 00:49:25,903 --> 00:49:30,909 Well now, alongside the invigorating conversation, 989 00:49:32,008 --> 00:49:33,075 seating arrangements that would irk 990 00:49:33,077 --> 00:49:34,713 and torment the Marquis de Sade, 991 00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:40,017 I'd say that's easily my least favorite five hours on earth. 992 00:49:41,718 --> 00:49:42,820 But thanks for asking. 993 00:49:46,657 --> 00:49:48,657 (DOUG GROANS) 994 00:49:48,659 --> 00:49:50,459 Right, you lot. 995 00:49:50,461 --> 00:49:51,660 - Who was driving? - Me. 996 00:49:51,662 --> 00:49:52,695 - Give me... - Come on, lad, come on, mate. 997 00:49:52,697 --> 00:49:53,762 Drop 'em here, boy. 998 00:49:53,764 --> 00:49:58,769 (BOXERS CHATTERING) (SULLEN MUSIC) 999 00:50:07,510 --> 00:50:09,913 (LOUD SNORING) 1000 00:50:16,787 --> 00:50:18,854 Christ almighty. 1001 00:50:18,856 --> 00:50:19,691 Charmed. 1002 00:50:20,925 --> 00:50:22,791 Oh, no, I meant. 1003 00:50:22,793 --> 00:50:24,396 I know exactly what you meant. 1004 00:50:32,836 --> 00:50:34,769 Is he any good? 1005 00:50:34,771 --> 00:50:38,774 I mean, I haven't even seen him move around or anything yet. 1006 00:50:38,776 --> 00:50:42,410 Oh, don't worry about it. 1007 00:50:42,412 --> 00:50:43,945 I have to worry about it. 1008 00:50:43,947 --> 00:50:45,646 If we're gonna be training him, 1009 00:50:45,648 --> 00:50:47,082 I need to know what to tighten up, what needs attention, 1010 00:50:47,084 --> 00:50:49,053 I, I've only got a few days. 1011 00:50:50,653 --> 00:50:52,854 It's not really like that. 1012 00:50:52,856 --> 00:50:56,091 Gypsy fighting, it's all about who can stand the longest. 1013 00:50:56,093 --> 00:50:58,459 Who can endure the most pain, it's... 1014 00:50:58,461 --> 00:51:00,762 Mm, like boxing. 1015 00:51:00,764 --> 00:51:02,997 The Irish, it's all about brawn. 1016 00:51:02,999 --> 00:51:03,867 They're clubbers. 1017 00:51:05,735 --> 00:51:09,006 Whereas Nosher, Nosh can move. 1018 00:51:10,407 --> 00:51:11,809 He's surprisingly light on his feet. 1019 00:51:13,943 --> 00:51:16,613 - Mm. - You'll be amazed, trust me. 1020 00:51:17,947 --> 00:51:22,853 But what about, you know, his head and that? 1021 00:51:24,188 --> 00:51:25,954 He's a happy boy, that's all. 1022 00:51:25,956 --> 00:51:27,955 Oh, yeah, I know. 1023 00:51:27,957 --> 00:51:30,626 I, I didn't mean it like that. 1024 00:51:30,628 --> 00:51:35,463 I just mean for fighting, you need to be superhuman. 1025 00:51:35,465 --> 00:51:38,402 He is superhuman, he's a super human. 1026 00:51:39,970 --> 00:51:44,943 Yeah, sorry, I, you know, I didn't mean it like that. 1027 00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:51,615 You know, I got a lot riding on this. 1028 00:51:53,517 --> 00:51:58,490 You, you know, you make a few quid, but this is it for me. 1029 00:51:59,823 --> 00:52:00,892 He fails, I fail, 1030 00:52:03,126 --> 00:52:03,760 again. 1031 00:52:05,829 --> 00:52:07,131 You might feel like a loser, 1032 00:52:08,499 --> 00:52:12,470 you might even look like a bit of a loser, 1033 00:52:15,673 --> 00:52:17,709 but you've gotta stop looking behind you. 1034 00:52:19,108 --> 00:52:20,508 If you keep looking behind you, 1035 00:52:20,510 --> 00:52:22,813 all you're gonna get is a stiff neck. 1036 00:52:30,053 --> 00:52:32,689 (DOUG SIGHS) 1037 00:52:41,932 --> 00:52:46,938 (LIGHT MUSIC) (NOSHER MIMICS PLANE WHIRRING) 1038 00:52:48,539 --> 00:52:49,407 - (MICK LAUGHING) - Come on, Nosh. 1039 00:52:52,876 --> 00:52:56,278 Come on, Nosh, let's see them feet move. 1040 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,548 Let me see you dribble. 1041 00:52:59,082 --> 00:53:00,050 Whoa! 1042 00:53:01,084 --> 00:53:02,251 (HORSE WHINNIES) 1043 00:53:02,253 --> 00:53:05,088 No, power's useless without control. 1044 00:53:07,892 --> 00:53:10,925 (NOSHER BLOWING RASPBERRIES) 1045 00:53:10,927 --> 00:53:12,928 (PLAYFUL MUSIC) 1046 00:53:12,930 --> 00:53:14,896 Let's try some pads. 1047 00:53:14,898 --> 00:53:16,567 Riz, glove up. 1048 00:53:17,767 --> 00:53:19,570 Show Nosher how to control his power. 1049 00:53:21,005 --> 00:53:25,175 (NOSHER MIMICS AIRPLANE WHIRRING) 1050 00:53:27,311 --> 00:53:29,914 And remember, balance, control. 1051 00:53:34,584 --> 00:53:36,987 (RIZ GRUNTING) 1052 00:53:44,928 --> 00:53:46,664 MICK: That's good. 1053 00:53:53,137 --> 00:53:55,736 - (MICK LAUGHING) - Wow. 1054 00:53:55,738 --> 00:53:57,171 Time. 1055 00:53:57,173 --> 00:54:00,041 Nosher, you're up. 1056 00:54:00,043 --> 00:54:02,977 Remember, control. 1057 00:54:02,979 --> 00:54:03,879 That's good. 1058 00:54:03,881 --> 00:54:04,912 Balance. 1059 00:54:04,914 --> 00:54:06,113 Jab. 1060 00:54:06,115 --> 00:54:07,682 Jab. 1061 00:54:07,684 --> 00:54:09,050 Left, right. 1062 00:54:09,052 --> 00:54:10,785 Good, balance. 1063 00:54:10,787 --> 00:54:11,954 One, two. 1064 00:54:11,956 --> 00:54:14,021 Good, one, two. 1065 00:54:14,023 --> 00:54:15,057 Jab. 1066 00:54:15,059 --> 00:54:15,957 Jab. 1067 00:54:15,959 --> 00:54:17,059 (DOUG GROANS) 1068 00:54:17,061 --> 00:54:18,530 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1069 00:54:19,296 --> 00:54:20,131 Sorry. 1070 00:54:21,264 --> 00:54:23,198 - Blimey. - Sorry. 1071 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,736 ALBERT: What was that? 1072 00:54:26,135 --> 00:54:27,669 (NOSHER MIMICS AIRPLANE WHIRRING) 1073 00:54:27,671 --> 00:54:28,939 Christ, Nosher! 1074 00:54:32,642 --> 00:54:34,144 This guy's a professional fighter. 1075 00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:37,211 He'll destroy you in seconds 1076 00:54:37,213 --> 00:54:39,082 if you don't take this seriously. 1077 00:54:41,151 --> 00:54:43,684 You're gonna get hurt, you pillock! 1078 00:54:43,686 --> 00:54:45,988 It's just gonna take a while, that's all. 1079 00:54:45,990 --> 00:54:47,792 We don't have a while. 1080 00:54:50,727 --> 00:54:51,994 He's heading for a bloodbath 1081 00:54:51,996 --> 00:54:53,331 if he doesn't get his act together. 1082 00:54:57,767 --> 00:54:59,736 Hold on, let me try. 1083 00:55:01,305 --> 00:55:03,140 I know what it's like to be different. 1084 00:55:04,008 --> 00:55:06,975 Come on, big man, over here. 1085 00:55:06,977 --> 00:55:09,077 We got a new game to play. 1086 00:55:09,079 --> 00:55:10,879 (PLAYFUL MUSIC) 1087 00:55:10,881 --> 00:55:12,113 Catch this! 1088 00:55:12,115 --> 00:55:14,249 Watch out now, it's heavy. 1089 00:55:14,251 --> 00:55:15,653 It's not a football. 1090 00:55:17,220 --> 00:55:19,053 (DAVROS GROANS) 1091 00:55:19,055 --> 00:55:20,254 (DAVROS LAUGHS) 1092 00:55:20,256 --> 00:55:21,390 That's it, my son. 1093 00:55:21,392 --> 00:55:24,026 Yes, and again. 1094 00:55:24,028 --> 00:55:25,129 Give it some muscle. 1095 00:55:26,095 --> 00:55:26,930 Come on. 1096 00:55:28,365 --> 00:55:29,330 Watch out. 1097 00:55:29,332 --> 00:55:30,698 (DAVROS GROANS) 1098 00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:33,303 Ooh, that's gotta hurt. 1099 00:55:35,305 --> 00:55:37,207 Yeah, there you go. 1100 00:55:38,041 --> 00:55:39,910 That's our champion. 1101 00:55:41,412 --> 00:55:43,214 He's like bloody King Kong, him! 1102 00:55:46,215 --> 00:55:47,149 I'm gonna go and help him. 1103 00:55:47,151 --> 00:55:48,450 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 1104 00:55:48,452 --> 00:55:49,283 No, he needs help. 1105 00:55:49,285 --> 00:55:50,919 He'll snarl at ya! 1106 00:55:50,921 --> 00:55:52,120 You all right, Davros? 1107 00:55:52,122 --> 00:55:54,088 No, don't you touch me! 1108 00:55:54,090 --> 00:55:56,925 Don't you come near me, you patronizing snot! 1109 00:55:56,927 --> 00:55:58,359 You little bag of puke! 1110 00:55:58,361 --> 00:56:00,928 I will rip your fingers off! 1111 00:56:00,930 --> 00:56:01,863 Don't look at me! 1112 00:56:01,865 --> 00:56:03,064 Told ya. 1113 00:56:03,066 --> 00:56:05,133 I'll eat you alive! 1114 00:56:05,135 --> 00:56:06,934 Don't look at me! 1115 00:56:06,936 --> 00:56:09,271 None of you look at me! 1116 00:56:09,273 --> 00:56:12,874 (GENTLE MUSIC) 1117 00:56:12,876 --> 00:56:15,309 We've got a tiger by the tail. 1118 00:56:15,311 --> 00:56:18,079 (PLAYFUL MUSIC) 1119 00:56:18,081 --> 00:56:19,448 Go on, Nosh! 1120 00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:20,849 Woohoo! 1121 00:56:20,851 --> 00:56:23,385 (ALBERT MIMICS AIRPLANE WHIRRING) 1122 00:56:23,387 --> 00:56:25,053 Ah, that's just wrong, man! 1123 00:56:25,055 --> 00:56:27,091 He's doing it right, he's just finding his level. 1124 00:56:28,258 --> 00:56:29,093 Wee! 1125 00:56:30,193 --> 00:56:31,727 Wee hee! 1126 00:56:31,729 --> 00:56:33,861 Come on, Nosh, you can do it, mate! 1127 00:56:33,863 --> 00:56:35,463 Bombs away! 1128 00:56:35,465 --> 00:56:37,365 ALBERT: Oh my, oh! 1129 00:56:37,367 --> 00:56:39,300 Oh my dizzy days! 1130 00:56:39,302 --> 00:56:40,968 (MICK LAUGHING) 1131 00:56:40,970 --> 00:56:42,504 Now he's done it, bloody hell! 1132 00:56:42,506 --> 00:56:43,939 Do you see that?! 1133 00:56:43,941 --> 00:56:45,173 NOSHER: Will you be my best friend? 1134 00:56:45,175 --> 00:56:46,374 MICK: Do it. 1135 00:56:46,376 --> 00:56:48,680 So long as you be mine! 1136 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,717 Will one of you pricks help me up? 1137 00:57:00,023 --> 00:57:01,726 I tell you what, Nosh. 1138 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,327 When I was in the Navy, 1139 00:57:05,329 --> 00:57:09,100 we had to do exactly what we were told to. 1140 00:57:09,999 --> 00:57:11,932 You was in the Navy? 1141 00:57:11,934 --> 00:57:13,270 Driving ships? 1142 00:57:14,771 --> 00:57:17,007 The most important lesson I learnt 1143 00:57:18,207 --> 00:57:22,046 is that it takes a lot of parts to make a good machine. 1144 00:57:24,481 --> 00:57:26,782 It's a bit like us here. 1145 00:57:26,784 --> 00:57:31,222 We've all got special jobs to do to make this mission work. 1146 00:57:32,956 --> 00:57:35,459 And you have got the most important job of all. 1147 00:57:38,427 --> 00:57:41,530 Beating Big Bill Brady, of course! 1148 00:57:41,532 --> 00:57:45,267 And only you can do that, only you. 1149 00:57:45,269 --> 00:57:48,272 My best mate in all the world, Nosher. 1150 00:57:50,206 --> 00:57:51,807 NOSHER: I'm a good lad, I am. 1151 00:57:51,809 --> 00:57:53,211 ALBERT: You are. 1152 00:57:57,146 --> 00:57:58,280 Yo, Doug. 1153 00:57:58,282 --> 00:58:00,981 I swear down, man, he's like, he's like a freakin'. 1154 00:58:00,983 --> 00:58:01,952 Cyclops. 1155 00:58:03,954 --> 00:58:06,187 You know, Clash of the Titans, double strong. 1156 00:58:06,189 --> 00:58:07,291 You know what I mean. 1157 00:58:08,959 --> 00:58:12,193 He swiped that caravan like it was a fly. 1158 00:58:12,195 --> 00:58:13,864 Yeah, so he's strong. 1159 00:58:15,097 --> 00:58:16,263 So's Brady. 1160 00:58:16,265 --> 00:58:18,033 Yeah, but it's always been like that. 1161 00:58:18,035 --> 00:58:19,937 Like he hits like most of us can kick. 1162 00:58:21,238 --> 00:58:23,338 That's a tiny part of it. 1163 00:58:23,340 --> 00:58:25,039 Boxing's the only game 1164 00:58:25,041 --> 00:58:27,244 where David can actually beat Goliath if he uses his head. 1165 00:58:28,512 --> 00:58:30,945 Brady knows how to play the game, you can count on that. 1166 00:58:30,947 --> 00:58:32,113 And he will destroy... 1167 00:58:32,115 --> 00:58:33,849 Yo, Douglas, Dougie, Doug, D-dot. 1168 00:58:33,851 --> 00:58:36,218 I hate to break it down for you man. 1169 00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:37,889 These mans ain't fighting. 1170 00:58:39,222 --> 00:58:41,590 They're straight 'tumping each other, G! 1171 00:58:41,592 --> 00:58:43,059 It's not boxing, man. 1172 00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:45,463 They're like shaved bears, innit. 1173 00:58:48,097 --> 00:58:49,266 Yeah, we'll see. 1174 00:58:53,436 --> 00:58:55,003 MICK: The doctor said to me, Mick, 1175 00:58:55,005 --> 00:58:57,207 never go for a pee on your own. 1176 00:58:58,175 --> 00:58:59,240 What? 1177 00:58:59,242 --> 00:59:00,941 Yeah, he said I shouldn't lift anything heavy. 1178 00:59:00,943 --> 00:59:03,979 (MICK LAUGHING) 1179 00:59:03,981 --> 00:59:04,912 - Dav? - Yeah? 1180 00:59:04,914 --> 00:59:06,146 See you back in the truck. 1181 00:59:06,148 --> 00:59:07,615 Get some chewing gum, will ya? 1182 00:59:07,617 --> 00:59:08,451 Yeah. 1183 00:59:11,454 --> 00:59:13,120 Me fecking back. 1184 00:59:13,122 --> 00:59:14,555 We should have bloody flown up in the airplane. 1185 00:59:14,557 --> 00:59:17,225 Jesus, how many more miles now, huh? 1186 00:59:17,227 --> 00:59:18,894 BRIDGET: Shut your fecking whining. 1187 00:59:18,896 --> 00:59:20,361 You're like a fecking pup! 1188 00:59:20,363 --> 00:59:21,930 Right, but it's, it's not good for his body 1189 00:59:21,932 --> 00:59:23,398 before the fight, neither. 1190 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,966 BILL: Don't you be worrying about my body now. 1191 00:59:25,968 --> 00:59:26,901 I'll be shutting young Nosher up 1192 00:59:26,903 --> 00:59:29,306 in nothing but a minute or two. 1193 00:59:30,439 --> 00:59:32,374 JOE: Look, I know that, all right. 1194 00:59:32,376 --> 00:59:34,276 I just wanna make sure you're ready for the fight. 1195 00:59:34,278 --> 00:59:37,512 BILL: I'll rip that Nosher's head off, I tell ya. 1196 00:59:37,514 --> 00:59:39,680 No splashing, Bridget. 1197 00:59:39,682 --> 00:59:42,350 (TENSE MUSIC) (DAVROS GROANS) 1198 00:59:42,352 --> 00:59:46,991 Well, brother, are you shitting or are you texting? 1199 00:59:48,457 --> 00:59:52,997 Well now, I have two hands and one arse so, to be sure. 1200 00:59:54,398 --> 00:59:55,329 (JOE LAUGHING) 1201 00:59:55,331 --> 00:59:56,597 Do you hear that, Bridget? 1202 00:59:56,599 --> 00:59:58,466 He says he's got two hands and one arse. 1203 00:59:58,468 --> 01:00:00,401 Aye, he's blessed sure enough. 1204 01:00:00,403 --> 01:00:03,271 'Course, some of us have two arses. 1205 01:00:03,273 --> 01:00:05,707 One for shitting and one for thinking. 1206 01:00:05,709 --> 01:00:07,608 Now give the poor fella his phone back 1207 01:00:07,610 --> 01:00:10,413 and don't be looking at it pretending you can read, now. 1208 01:00:13,249 --> 01:00:14,349 There you are, brother. 1209 01:00:14,351 --> 01:00:16,684 (DAVROS LAUGHS) 1210 01:00:16,686 --> 01:00:20,254 Thank you so, to be sure. 1211 01:00:20,256 --> 01:00:21,256 No bother. 1212 01:00:21,258 --> 01:00:24,095 (DAVROS GRUNTING) 1213 01:00:29,231 --> 01:00:30,731 (DAVROS GROANING) 1214 01:00:30,733 --> 01:00:32,334 You all right there, fella? 1215 01:00:32,336 --> 01:00:33,371 Aye. 1216 01:00:34,338 --> 01:00:35,907 I'll see you back at the fair, so. 1217 01:00:36,639 --> 01:00:38,138 So you will, brother. 1218 01:00:38,140 --> 01:00:39,506 You'll come watch our man, Big Bill, 1219 01:00:39,508 --> 01:00:40,441 pull the fecking head 1220 01:00:40,443 --> 01:00:43,979 off that dirty Gypsy bastard. (CHUCKLES) 1221 01:00:43,981 --> 01:00:46,648 (DAVROS LAUGHS) 1222 01:00:46,650 --> 01:00:47,682 4.60 pounds, please. 1223 01:00:47,684 --> 01:00:48,649 Right, there you go. 1224 01:00:48,651 --> 01:00:49,619 Thank you. 1225 01:00:51,521 --> 01:00:54,191 (TENSE MUSIC) 1226 01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:00,195 Call your boyfriend back later. 1227 01:01:00,197 --> 01:01:00,932 I'm hungry. 1228 01:01:11,441 --> 01:01:14,274 Off to the fair now? 1229 01:01:14,276 --> 01:01:15,111 Yeah. 1230 01:01:24,354 --> 01:01:28,392 But then it's just as fast, the whole bloody lot. 1231 01:01:33,262 --> 01:01:35,696 Are you all right, Doug? 1232 01:01:35,698 --> 01:01:37,532 He can't win. 1233 01:01:37,534 --> 01:01:39,166 What do you mean? 1234 01:01:39,168 --> 01:01:40,401 Bill Brady's in there. 1235 01:01:40,403 --> 01:01:41,236 What? 1236 01:01:41,238 --> 01:01:42,473 I just saw him. 1237 01:01:43,407 --> 01:01:45,609 He's like a bloody oil rig. 1238 01:01:46,742 --> 01:01:48,309 Our man can't win. 1239 01:01:48,311 --> 01:01:50,412 MICK: Look at the size of him! 1240 01:01:50,414 --> 01:01:53,314 OMG, he's bigger than Donkey Kong! 1241 01:01:53,316 --> 01:01:54,485 MICK: He's a monster! 1242 01:01:58,555 --> 01:02:01,423 Hey, yo, what's my man Davros doing, fam? 1243 01:02:01,425 --> 01:02:04,528 MICK: I think he's having a fit. 1244 01:02:15,305 --> 01:02:16,140 Thai chi. 1245 01:02:21,343 --> 01:02:22,178 BILL: Look at that idiot. 1246 01:02:23,479 --> 01:02:25,081 Fecking Thai Chi. 1247 01:02:36,492 --> 01:02:38,094 Who's the girl in your wallet? 1248 01:02:39,563 --> 01:02:42,129 It fell out your pocket the other day at the campsite. 1249 01:02:42,131 --> 01:02:44,168 I wanted to ask you then but I. 1250 01:02:46,336 --> 01:02:47,171 My daughter. 1251 01:02:49,506 --> 01:02:50,637 Where is she? 1252 01:02:50,639 --> 01:02:52,506 I don't know. 1253 01:02:52,508 --> 01:02:57,113 Her mum, she, she took my money 1254 01:02:59,182 --> 01:03:01,651 and she moved on to a bigger wallet, 1255 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:06,490 and when she bled him out, she took off with Melissa. 1256 01:03:08,592 --> 01:03:09,626 Disappeared. 1257 01:03:11,528 --> 01:03:14,829 She was only five. 1258 01:03:14,831 --> 01:03:16,367 Well, how old is she now? 1259 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,235 12. 1260 01:03:19,503 --> 01:03:21,205 What, and you've never found her? 1261 01:03:23,539 --> 01:03:25,508 I looked for years. 1262 01:03:27,244 --> 01:03:29,814 I trawled Eastern Europe with nothing to go on. 1263 01:03:32,682 --> 01:03:33,617 It's messy. 1264 01:03:39,389 --> 01:03:41,791 (GENTLE MUSIC) 1265 01:03:43,626 --> 01:03:44,561 I can help you. 1266 01:03:47,564 --> 01:03:51,302 We'll just get through this and then I'll help you find her. 1267 01:03:52,602 --> 01:03:56,240 I know all kinds of people, especially in Eastern Europe. 1268 01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:58,608 Good people. 1269 01:03:59,476 --> 01:04:02,646 Just do your stuff with Nosher, yeah? 1270 01:04:04,613 --> 01:04:06,548 Come on, my son! 1271 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:07,416 Come on, Nosh. 1272 01:04:07,418 --> 01:04:12,689 (BOXERS CHEERING) (STEADFAST MUSIC) 1273 01:04:13,289 --> 01:04:14,457 One, one, two. 1274 01:04:17,593 --> 01:04:19,727 (DONNY GROANS) 1275 01:04:19,729 --> 01:04:21,428 Now I tell ya, 1276 01:04:21,430 --> 01:04:23,564 you put every penny you have on this fight, right. 1277 01:04:23,566 --> 01:04:25,966 You put your dogs on it, yeah? 1278 01:04:25,968 --> 01:04:28,303 (BILL GRUNTS) 1279 01:04:28,305 --> 01:04:30,939 (DAVROS GRUNTS) 1280 01:04:30,941 --> 01:04:34,211 Go on, my son, go on, go on, go on! 1281 01:04:35,611 --> 01:04:37,778 You're the winner, you're the winner, you're the winner! 1282 01:04:37,780 --> 01:04:39,914 You're the champ, you're the champ! 1283 01:04:39,916 --> 01:04:42,720 You're the winner, yes you are! 1284 01:04:45,588 --> 01:04:47,754 GILES: Ram it, pound it! 1285 01:04:47,756 --> 01:04:48,756 Grind it! 1286 01:04:48,758 --> 01:04:50,725 (GILE GRUNTS) 1287 01:04:50,727 --> 01:04:52,227 Come on, that's it! 1288 01:04:52,229 --> 01:04:54,562 (MICK YELLING) 1289 01:04:54,564 --> 01:04:55,729 That's the one! 1290 01:04:55,731 --> 01:04:56,699 Keep it going! 1291 01:04:58,501 --> 01:04:59,336 Yeah. 1292 01:04:59,970 --> 01:05:02,773 (BOXERS CHEERING) 1293 01:05:11,881 --> 01:05:14,649 (DAVROS SCREAMS) 1294 01:05:14,651 --> 01:05:17,521 (DAVROS LAUGHS) 1295 01:05:21,490 --> 01:05:23,427 MICK: Come on, Nosh! 1296 01:05:24,427 --> 01:05:25,963 Come on, Nosher, lad. 1297 01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:31,568 Keep going, keep going! 1298 01:05:34,970 --> 01:05:36,407 RIZ: Woohoo! 1299 01:05:44,947 --> 01:05:47,750 (ALL CHEERING) 1300 01:05:50,787 --> 01:05:52,387 (HORSE WHINNIES) 1301 01:05:52,389 --> 01:05:54,756 Beautiful people allowed in my gym. 1302 01:05:54,758 --> 01:05:58,059 No ugly people, no fat people. 1303 01:05:58,061 --> 01:06:00,764 This is gonna be a monument to glory. 1304 01:06:01,798 --> 01:06:05,399 (CHUCKLES) Gym, my name, my gym. 1305 01:06:05,401 --> 01:06:07,501 We're gonna have fully branded clothing. 1306 01:06:07,503 --> 01:06:09,771 State of the art, beautiful stuff. 1307 01:06:09,773 --> 01:06:10,671 Modeled for you now. 1308 01:06:10,673 --> 01:06:14,378 (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 1309 01:06:16,845 --> 01:06:19,682 (RUPERT GROANING) 1310 01:06:20,784 --> 01:06:23,686 (BANKERS LAUGHING) 1311 01:06:25,921 --> 01:06:26,823 - Go. - Sorry. 1312 01:06:27,990 --> 01:06:30,727 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 1313 01:06:57,787 --> 01:06:59,590 It's cool, innit. 1314 01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:11,468 GIRL: Mum! 1315 01:07:18,675 --> 01:07:21,577 Poster's got Nosher's face on it. 1316 01:07:23,747 --> 01:07:27,381 (NOSHER MIMICS AIRPLANE WHIRRING) 1317 01:07:27,383 --> 01:07:29,950 NOSHER: Albert, over here! 1318 01:07:29,952 --> 01:07:31,753 Romany Air Force! 1319 01:07:31,755 --> 01:07:33,988 Battle of Brady, come on! 1320 01:07:33,990 --> 01:07:36,390 (NOSHER MIMICS AIRPLANE WHIRRING) 1321 01:07:36,392 --> 01:07:37,124 Boom! 1322 01:07:37,126 --> 01:07:39,496 NOSHER: Albert, come on! 1323 01:07:49,805 --> 01:07:51,809 You all right, Albert? 1324 01:07:52,742 --> 01:07:53,573 I think so, captain. 1325 01:07:53,575 --> 01:07:56,380 Just bit of gut ache, that's all. 1326 01:07:58,014 --> 01:08:00,584 Maybe sit this one out, eh? 1327 01:08:01,818 --> 01:08:02,916 RIZ: That thing I was telling you about, innit. 1328 01:08:02,918 --> 01:08:03,850 Albert! 1329 01:08:03,852 --> 01:08:07,358 (MICK AND RIZ CHATTERING) 1330 01:08:08,691 --> 01:08:10,892 Are you all right, Albert? 1331 01:08:10,894 --> 01:08:12,496 I'm okay, Nosh. 1332 01:08:13,630 --> 01:08:16,733 Just a bit of stomach ache, that's all. 1333 01:08:20,702 --> 01:08:22,970 I'm getting on a bit. 1334 01:08:22,972 --> 01:08:24,006 I might have overdone it. 1335 01:08:29,879 --> 01:08:31,715 Albert, darling, give me your wrist. 1336 01:08:33,549 --> 01:08:34,916 (TENSE MUSIC) 1337 01:08:34,918 --> 01:08:38,088 Mick, what's wrong with Albert, fam? 1338 01:08:42,058 --> 01:08:44,592 I think we should nip you to a hospital, okay? 1339 01:08:44,594 --> 01:08:45,929 No, it's okay. 1340 01:08:46,830 --> 01:08:48,863 VERA: It's just a precaution. 1341 01:08:48,865 --> 01:08:49,700 The fight. 1342 01:08:51,099 --> 01:08:51,934 Nosh. 1343 01:08:52,835 --> 01:08:53,967 No! 1344 01:08:53,969 --> 01:08:55,869 Ambulance, get an ambulance. 1345 01:08:55,871 --> 01:08:58,441 (SOMBER MUSIC) 1346 01:09:02,978 --> 01:09:04,881 VERA: Okay, thank you. 1347 01:09:11,153 --> 01:09:12,819 What's the verdict? 1348 01:09:12,821 --> 01:09:15,523 Well, I'm afraid poor Albert isn't going anywhere. 1349 01:09:15,525 --> 01:09:16,757 They're gonna give him a scan 1350 01:09:16,759 --> 01:09:18,993 and then they may have to operate immediately. 1351 01:09:18,995 --> 01:09:21,832 But can he come to the fight then? 1352 01:09:22,932 --> 01:09:24,768 Don't think there's gonna be a fight, Nosh. 1353 01:09:25,969 --> 01:09:27,968 We can't go through with it after this. 1354 01:09:27,970 --> 01:09:30,773 But Albert's proud of me. 1355 01:09:31,741 --> 01:09:32,974 (MONITORS BEEPING) 1356 01:09:32,976 --> 01:09:34,076 I was gonna make him really proud. 1357 01:09:36,579 --> 01:09:38,982 (SULLEN MUSIC) 1358 01:09:43,018 --> 01:09:45,586 I'm already proud, Nosh. 1359 01:09:45,588 --> 01:09:48,992 Albert, I'm sorry that you're poorly. 1360 01:09:53,562 --> 01:09:55,131 I need you to help me, 1361 01:09:56,965 --> 01:09:59,068 to do something amazing. 1362 01:10:02,604 --> 01:10:07,611 I want you to carry on without me, all right? 1363 01:10:08,811 --> 01:10:09,912 Just think of me 1364 01:10:12,915 --> 01:10:14,016 and be my best friend. 1365 01:10:17,186 --> 01:10:19,723 That's your special job, all right? 1366 01:10:36,638 --> 01:10:39,208 And kill Big Bill Brady to death! 1367 01:10:41,945 --> 01:10:44,848 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1368 01:10:46,281 --> 01:10:48,985 (CROWD CHEERING) 1369 01:10:57,093 --> 01:11:01,999 SPECTATOR: Come on, that boy's gonna win some money! 1370 01:11:03,031 --> 01:11:05,298 (CROWD CHATTERING) 1371 01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:07,137 SPECTATOR: 24 quid. 1372 01:11:14,143 --> 01:11:16,142 (CROWD CHEERING) 1373 01:11:16,144 --> 01:11:17,377 All your money on him, now. 1374 01:11:17,379 --> 01:11:18,279 - All your money on him. - You got your money 1375 01:11:18,281 --> 01:11:19,779 on me, boys? 1376 01:11:19,781 --> 01:11:22,084 I tell ya, I'm gonna kill him! 1377 01:11:27,956 --> 01:11:29,222 I can't hear you! 1378 01:11:29,224 --> 01:11:32,062 (CROWD SCREAMING) 1379 01:11:34,030 --> 01:11:34,861 Yeah, it sounds like her. 1380 01:11:34,863 --> 01:11:36,663 Send me the number. 1381 01:11:36,665 --> 01:11:38,067 All right then, bye. 1382 01:11:41,137 --> 01:11:43,037 He's going down in two, boys. 1383 01:11:43,039 --> 01:11:44,238 He's going down in two. 1384 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,840 I can't hear you, lads! 1385 01:11:45,842 --> 01:11:47,007 Let's go, Bill! 1386 01:11:47,009 --> 01:11:48,642 Look at him, he hasn't got a clue what's coming to him. 1387 01:11:48,644 --> 01:11:49,275 He hasn't got a clue. 1388 01:11:49,277 --> 01:11:50,910 He hasn't got a prayer! 1389 01:11:50,912 --> 01:11:53,717 (CROWD SCREAMING) 1390 01:11:55,884 --> 01:11:57,083 Whatever you do, Nosh, 1391 01:11:57,085 --> 01:11:59,285 don't go full pace with him, all right? 1392 01:11:59,287 --> 01:12:00,954 He's a big man like you. 1393 01:12:00,956 --> 01:12:03,391 He's gonna run out of energy quickly, all right? 1394 01:12:03,393 --> 01:12:06,360 Let him try and hit you and just keep dodging 1395 01:12:06,362 --> 01:12:09,166 and wait till he slows down before you attack, okay? 1396 01:12:10,133 --> 01:12:11,231 BILL: You scared, boy? 1397 01:12:11,233 --> 01:12:13,100 I don't like him. 1398 01:12:13,102 --> 01:12:15,802 (BILL GRUNTS) 1399 01:12:15,804 --> 01:12:17,106 Me neither, pal. 1400 01:12:18,273 --> 01:12:19,875 Albert hates him. 1401 01:12:21,177 --> 01:12:22,776 You're going home in a box, boy. 1402 01:12:22,778 --> 01:12:24,145 Now listen, for the first round, 1403 01:12:24,147 --> 01:12:26,312 I need you to keep your arms up. 1404 01:12:26,314 --> 01:12:28,048 No, Doug, wait, look. 1405 01:12:28,050 --> 01:12:29,816 What, what, what, what? 1406 01:12:29,818 --> 01:12:31,918 There are no rounds. 1407 01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:32,852 What? 1408 01:12:32,854 --> 01:12:33,887 How do I speak to Nosher? 1409 01:12:33,889 --> 01:12:37,190 VERA: If he goes down, you help him, okay? 1410 01:12:37,192 --> 01:12:40,794 BILL: You better ring an ambulance, boy, I tell ya! 1411 01:12:40,796 --> 01:12:42,328 Listen to me, Nosh, listen to me. 1412 01:12:42,330 --> 01:12:46,066 I need you to keep dodging until you hear me shout, okay? 1413 01:12:46,068 --> 01:12:48,101 I'm gonna shout Albert when I want you to let fly, okay? 1414 01:12:48,103 --> 01:12:49,470 What am I gonna shout? 1415 01:12:49,472 --> 01:12:50,738 Albert! 1416 01:12:50,740 --> 01:12:51,705 That's right, blud! 1417 01:12:51,707 --> 01:12:53,175 We're right here, you feel me! 1418 01:12:55,210 --> 01:12:58,145 BILL: Get out the ring, I wanna fight now! 1419 01:12:58,147 --> 01:12:59,349 Be lucky, Nosh. 1420 01:13:02,117 --> 01:13:03,284 JOE: Let's go! 1421 01:13:03,286 --> 01:13:04,217 - Come on! - You're going home in a box, 1422 01:13:04,219 --> 01:13:05,252 I tell ya. 1423 01:13:05,254 --> 01:13:06,319 RIZ: Come on, Nosher. 1424 01:13:06,321 --> 01:13:07,320 JOE: He's ready to go, boy, you ready to go? 1425 01:13:07,322 --> 01:13:08,989 Yeah, I'm ready. 1426 01:13:08,991 --> 01:13:12,392 Come on, boy, this is what you came for, come on! 1427 01:13:12,394 --> 01:13:13,727 - Oh, please. - Ready, Big Bill? 1428 01:13:13,729 --> 01:13:14,328 - Ready? - I'm gonna rip your head off! 1429 01:13:14,330 --> 01:13:15,762 Fight! 1430 01:13:15,764 --> 01:13:20,169 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (CROWD SCREAMING) 1431 01:13:25,974 --> 01:13:28,042 Come on, hit him! 1432 01:13:28,044 --> 01:13:29,880 RIZ: Come on, Nosh! 1433 01:13:35,151 --> 01:13:36,516 Referee! 1434 01:13:36,518 --> 01:13:38,785 Referee, that's a foul! 1435 01:13:38,787 --> 01:13:40,421 Ref, he butted him! 1436 01:13:40,423 --> 01:13:43,260 (CROWD SCREAMING) 1437 01:13:54,970 --> 01:13:55,802 His eye! 1438 01:13:55,804 --> 01:13:56,439 Do him! 1439 01:14:01,410 --> 01:14:02,810 Yes, yes! 1440 01:14:02,812 --> 01:14:04,244 MICK: That's it, you've got him! 1441 01:14:04,246 --> 01:14:05,413 JOE: Get up now, Bill, come on, get up. 1442 01:14:05,415 --> 01:14:07,213 You'll have to use your feet, this fella's too strong. 1443 01:14:07,215 --> 01:14:09,151 BILL: Get out of it! 1444 01:14:10,152 --> 01:14:10,986 Come on! 1445 01:14:13,022 --> 01:14:15,088 Come on, there's big money on this! 1446 01:14:15,090 --> 01:14:15,925 Get up! 1447 01:14:17,125 --> 01:14:17,960 Let's go! 1448 01:14:29,237 --> 01:14:32,275 (CROWD SCREAMING) 1449 01:14:42,919 --> 01:14:44,418 (CROWD GASPING) 1450 01:14:44,420 --> 01:14:46,386 Finish him, Nosher! 1451 01:14:46,388 --> 01:14:49,123 Come on, come on, finish him! 1452 01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,958 VERA: Keep him down! 1453 01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:53,293 DAVROS: Don't let him stand up, Nosher! 1454 01:14:53,295 --> 01:14:56,165 (CROWD YELLING) 1455 01:14:57,232 --> 01:14:58,134 Finish him! 1456 01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:01,601 VERA: Hit him again! 1457 01:15:01,603 --> 01:15:03,069 Go on, you big lump! 1458 01:15:03,071 --> 01:15:04,140 Nearly there! 1459 01:15:28,865 --> 01:15:30,500 No, come on, Nosher! 1460 01:15:33,402 --> 01:15:34,237 Albert! 1461 01:15:35,905 --> 01:15:37,174 Albert, Albert! 1462 01:15:38,473 --> 01:15:39,974 VERA: No! 1463 01:15:39,976 --> 01:15:42,445 (CROWD YELLING) 1464 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:45,245 DOUG: Something's wrong. 1465 01:15:45,247 --> 01:15:46,282 No. 1466 01:15:49,384 --> 01:15:52,121 (CROWD CHEERING) 1467 01:15:53,923 --> 01:15:56,489 What the hell was that? 1468 01:15:56,491 --> 01:15:57,524 You kicked him, you bloody cheat! 1469 01:15:57,526 --> 01:15:58,359 He was down before the kick. 1470 01:15:58,361 --> 01:16:00,261 It was a fair win! 1471 01:16:00,263 --> 01:16:01,395 Was it, balls! 1472 01:16:01,397 --> 01:16:03,096 You're in it together! 1473 01:16:03,098 --> 01:16:04,297 Away, boy! 1474 01:16:04,299 --> 01:16:05,532 Someone threw pepper in his eyes! 1475 01:16:05,534 --> 01:16:07,434 Nosher, Nosher, are you all right, son? 1476 01:16:07,436 --> 01:16:08,405 I can't see. 1477 01:16:11,173 --> 01:16:12,474 It's okay, Nosh. 1478 01:16:14,442 --> 01:16:15,309 It's over. 1479 01:16:15,311 --> 01:16:16,443 No. 1480 01:16:16,445 --> 01:16:19,279 Not fair, they cheated. 1481 01:16:19,281 --> 01:16:20,280 - Come on. - Get him up, 1482 01:16:20,282 --> 01:16:21,148 get him up. 1483 01:16:21,150 --> 01:16:23,620 (CROWD YELLING) 1484 01:16:24,519 --> 01:16:25,919 That's it. 1485 01:16:25,921 --> 01:16:27,421 Bastards, we should have known! 1486 01:16:27,423 --> 01:16:30,393 (CROWD CHEERING) 1487 01:16:31,326 --> 01:16:33,459 We can still do this. 1488 01:16:33,461 --> 01:16:34,560 What? 1489 01:16:34,562 --> 01:16:36,396 You take him on. 1490 01:16:36,398 --> 01:16:37,400 I'll deal with the rest. 1491 01:16:40,201 --> 01:16:41,168 He'll kill me. 1492 01:16:41,170 --> 01:16:42,005 No, he won't! 1493 01:16:42,972 --> 01:16:45,204 You just box him like you've been saying. 1494 01:16:45,206 --> 01:16:47,207 You just keep him here for a while. 1495 01:16:47,209 --> 01:16:48,943 You can do it! 1496 01:16:48,945 --> 01:16:51,110 I saw you in the pub. 1497 01:16:51,112 --> 01:16:53,279 You're in a different class. 1498 01:16:53,281 --> 01:16:54,416 You can do this. 1499 01:16:57,687 --> 01:17:00,423 Let's just do what we came to do, yeah, yeah? 1500 01:17:05,126 --> 01:17:06,528 All or nothing. 1501 01:17:07,729 --> 01:17:11,198 If he beats our man, I'll double the pot. 1502 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:12,599 (CROWD CHEERING) 1503 01:17:12,601 --> 01:17:15,703 If we win, we take every penny. 1504 01:17:15,705 --> 01:17:17,171 You will have to pay though. 1505 01:17:17,173 --> 01:17:18,705 They will come for it. 1506 01:17:18,707 --> 01:17:21,510 I'm Roma, I live by honor. 1507 01:17:28,049 --> 01:17:29,416 BILL: Hey, boy. 1508 01:17:29,418 --> 01:17:30,516 - Forget about him. - That's a good looking woman. 1509 01:17:30,518 --> 01:17:31,385 Don't look at him. 1510 01:17:31,387 --> 01:17:34,357 I'll have her after the fight too. 1511 01:17:35,357 --> 01:17:37,994 That was just a warm up, son. 1512 01:17:39,362 --> 01:17:41,462 I'll squash you like a fly. 1513 01:17:41,464 --> 01:17:43,463 (CROWD SCREAMING) 1514 01:17:43,465 --> 01:17:45,501 And show you no mercy, boy. 1515 01:17:54,509 --> 01:17:56,677 Yeah, that's it boy, take a picture. 1516 01:17:56,679 --> 01:17:58,311 Good luck, blud. 1517 01:17:58,313 --> 01:18:00,180 BILL: You won't recognize him when I'm finished. 1518 01:18:00,182 --> 01:18:02,548 Say goodbye to your teeth, boy. 1519 01:18:02,550 --> 01:18:06,055 SPECTATOR: Kiss your arse goodbye, boy. 1520 01:18:08,189 --> 01:18:10,727 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1521 01:18:13,429 --> 01:18:15,328 BILL: There's no bother warming up, boy. 1522 01:18:15,330 --> 01:18:17,099 This won't take long. 1523 01:18:18,534 --> 01:18:21,403 (BILL GRUNTING) 1524 01:18:32,481 --> 01:18:33,379 Yes! 1525 01:18:33,381 --> 01:18:34,213 Yes! 1526 01:18:34,215 --> 01:18:35,481 Go on, hit him! 1527 01:18:35,483 --> 01:18:36,449 RIZ: Come on, come on, Doug! 1528 01:18:36,451 --> 01:18:38,584 Come on, let's go! 1529 01:18:38,586 --> 01:18:40,557 BILL: You want a fight. 1530 01:18:49,764 --> 01:18:50,599 Yes! 1531 01:18:52,634 --> 01:18:55,338 (AIR HISSING) 1532 01:19:09,485 --> 01:19:11,185 (AIR HISSING) 1533 01:19:11,187 --> 01:19:12,185 PATRICK: Hey, Paddy, what are you up to? 1534 01:19:12,187 --> 01:19:13,453 Hey, hey? 1535 01:19:13,455 --> 01:19:14,422 What are you doing down there? 1536 01:19:14,424 --> 01:19:17,157 Well, I, I, I'm just looking for me car keys. 1537 01:19:17,159 --> 01:19:18,592 I've not seen you before, are you a traveling man? 1538 01:19:18,594 --> 01:19:19,827 Aye, I've been travelling all over Europe, yeah. 1539 01:19:19,829 --> 01:19:22,465 I'm just, just here for the fair, you know. 1540 01:19:24,133 --> 01:19:26,199 What's your living then, Paddy? 1541 01:19:26,201 --> 01:19:27,434 A bit of this and a bit of that, 1542 01:19:27,436 --> 01:19:28,735 bit of a scrap and that, you know. 1543 01:19:28,737 --> 01:19:32,138 Sing the odd, uh, Irish folk song, you know. 1544 01:19:32,140 --> 01:19:33,873 Oh, well, go on then, sing us a song. 1545 01:19:33,875 --> 01:19:35,609 Michael, come 'round here, 1546 01:19:35,611 --> 01:19:37,514 we got a man gonna sing us a song. 1547 01:19:38,580 --> 01:19:39,415 Uh, um. 1548 01:19:42,384 --> 01:19:45,252 ♪ He drinks a whiskey drink ♪ 1549 01:19:45,254 --> 01:19:47,553 ♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪ 1550 01:19:47,555 --> 01:19:49,756 ♪ And yes, he loves the sauce ♪ 1551 01:19:49,758 --> 01:19:52,793 ♪ So, he drinks a cider drink ♪ 1552 01:19:52,795 --> 01:19:57,597 ♪ He sings about the times when things were going good ♪ 1553 01:19:57,599 --> 01:20:01,502 ♪ And sings a song that remind him of better days ♪ 1554 01:20:01,504 --> 01:20:06,509 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (CROWD SCREAMING) 1555 01:20:08,710 --> 01:20:11,647 (DOUG SCREAMING) 1556 01:20:12,814 --> 01:20:16,583 ♪ Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy ♪ 1557 01:20:16,585 --> 01:20:19,218 ♪ Pissing in the wind, pissing in the wind ♪ 1558 01:20:19,220 --> 01:20:22,758 ♪ All go pissing in the wind ♪ 1559 01:20:25,594 --> 01:20:27,160 Nah, nah, nah, G boy. 1560 01:20:27,162 --> 01:20:28,895 Nah, nah, you can't see, fam. 1561 01:20:28,897 --> 01:20:30,099 Sit down, G! 1562 01:20:36,272 --> 01:20:37,937 ♪ Pissing in the wind, pissing in the wind ♪ 1563 01:20:37,939 --> 01:20:40,474 - ♪ All go pissing in the wind ♪ - You all right, Mick? 1564 01:20:40,476 --> 01:20:41,440 - Um. - Hey, 1565 01:20:41,442 --> 01:20:42,309 what are you doing out there? 1566 01:20:42,311 --> 01:20:43,610 ♪ Pissing in the wind ♪ 1567 01:20:43,612 --> 01:20:45,479 Trying to get up to the big fight, 1568 01:20:45,481 --> 01:20:47,814 but me wheels don't like the grass. 1569 01:20:47,816 --> 01:20:50,687 You're not an Irishman, you must be a mangy Gypsy! 1570 01:20:51,887 --> 01:20:53,654 Looks like the mange took his legs. 1571 01:20:53,656 --> 01:20:56,590 (MICHAEL CHUCKLING) (TENSE MUSIC) 1572 01:20:56,592 --> 01:20:58,624 Just give a poor fella a hand, will ya? 1573 01:20:58,626 --> 01:21:01,497 Don't be feck, for 50 pound, maybe. 1574 01:21:11,807 --> 01:21:13,910 It's all I've got left. 1575 01:21:19,281 --> 01:21:20,747 (DAVROS GRUNTS) 1576 01:21:20,749 --> 01:21:22,783 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1577 01:21:22,785 --> 01:21:24,717 (DAVROS SCREAMS) 1578 01:21:24,719 --> 01:21:27,756 (CROWD SCREAMING) 1579 01:21:30,659 --> 01:21:31,925 Come on! 1580 01:21:31,927 --> 01:21:34,930 SPECTATOR: Finish him, take him down! 1581 01:21:38,534 --> 01:21:40,836 (BILL GRUNTS) 1582 01:21:46,808 --> 01:21:48,475 BILL: Yes, old boy! 1583 01:21:48,477 --> 01:21:50,377 That's it, that's it! 1584 01:21:50,379 --> 01:21:52,881 (CROWD CHEERING) 1585 01:21:55,817 --> 01:21:59,519 (CAMERA FLASH CLICKING) 1586 01:21:59,521 --> 01:22:03,259 (SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1587 01:22:07,862 --> 01:22:09,328 When I get back, 1588 01:22:09,330 --> 01:22:11,364 how about you come and help in the gym again? 1589 01:22:11,366 --> 01:22:12,632 Don't promise me, Dougie. 1590 01:22:12,634 --> 01:22:15,370 Don't promise me and then break my heart. 1591 01:22:18,741 --> 01:22:20,673 You are a captain. 1592 01:22:20,675 --> 01:22:23,912 You're a captain to me, the other lads. 1593 01:22:25,813 --> 01:22:26,749 That's all. 1594 01:22:52,607 --> 01:22:57,412 We'll just get through this, and I'll help you find her. 1595 01:23:37,853 --> 01:23:38,688 Ooh! 1596 01:24:09,852 --> 01:24:10,753 You fecker! 1597 01:24:14,790 --> 01:24:15,721 Leg it! 1598 01:24:15,723 --> 01:24:16,856 - Leg it! - Feck off! 1599 01:24:16,858 --> 01:24:19,528 (CROWD YELLING) 1600 01:24:26,402 --> 01:24:27,036 Run! 1601 01:24:31,673 --> 01:24:34,443 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1602 01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:41,013 Donny, get in the car, pull the door already! 1603 01:24:41,015 --> 01:24:43,949 He's got my fecking money! 1604 01:24:43,951 --> 01:24:44,954 After 'em! 1605 01:25:06,808 --> 01:25:07,843 Come on! 1606 01:25:09,510 --> 01:25:12,945 PATRICK: Jesus, Michael, me tires are flat! 1607 01:25:12,947 --> 01:25:16,216 I can't move, Michael! 1608 01:25:16,218 --> 01:25:17,918 DONNY: Guys, the bow top! 1609 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:19,122 ALL: Leave it! 1610 01:25:21,990 --> 01:25:25,961 ("RISE" BY PUBLIC IMAGE LTD) 1611 01:25:33,969 --> 01:25:37,203 ♪ I could be wrong ♪ 1612 01:25:37,205 --> 01:25:42,411 ♪ I could be right ♪ 1613 01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:50,086 ♪ I could be wrong ♪ 1614 01:25:51,487 --> 01:25:53,587 ♪ I could be wrong, I could be right ♪ 1615 01:25:53,589 --> 01:25:56,222 ♪ I could be black, I could be white ♪ 1616 01:25:56,224 --> 01:25:59,059 ♪ I could be right, I could be wrong ♪ 1617 01:25:59,061 --> 01:26:01,994 ♪ I could be white, I could be black ♪ 1618 01:26:01,996 --> 01:26:04,898 ♪ Your time has come, your second skin ♪ 1619 01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:07,700 ♪ The cost so high, the gain so low ♪ 1620 01:26:07,702 --> 01:26:10,270 ♪ Walk through the valley ♪ 1621 01:26:10,272 --> 01:26:13,006 ♪ The written word is a lie ♪ 1622 01:26:13,008 --> 01:26:15,508 ♪ May the road rise with you ♪ 1623 01:26:15,510 --> 01:26:18,177 ♪ May the road rise with you ♪ 1624 01:26:18,179 --> 01:26:20,980 ♪ May the road rise with you ♪ 1625 01:26:20,982 --> 01:26:24,920 ♪ May the road rise with you ♪ 1626 01:26:31,927 --> 01:26:35,227 ♪ I could be wrong ♪ 1627 01:26:35,229 --> 01:26:40,236 ♪ I could be right ♪ 1628 01:26:43,037 --> 01:26:46,705 ♪ I could be wrong ♪ 1629 01:26:46,707 --> 01:26:49,644 ♪ I could be right ♪ 1630 01:26:59,821 --> 01:27:02,124 (ALL CHEERING) 1631 01:27:12,968 --> 01:27:13,970 ALL: Ooh! 1632 01:27:16,938 --> 01:27:19,038 Look, Doug, over here! 1633 01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:20,907 Over here, Doug, look, look! 1634 01:27:20,909 --> 01:27:23,278 (GENTLE MUSIC) 1635 01:27:28,317 --> 01:27:29,151 Daddy? 1636 01:27:32,987 --> 01:27:36,025 (MELISSA SOBBING) 1637 01:27:37,125 --> 01:27:37,960 Melissa! 1638 01:27:39,294 --> 01:27:41,595 (DOUG SOBBING) 1639 01:27:41,597 --> 01:27:42,932 I've missed you! 1640 01:27:47,035 --> 01:27:47,937 I love you. 1641 01:27:51,839 --> 01:27:52,674 Ah. 1642 01:27:58,379 --> 01:27:59,281 Ah, thanks. 1643 01:28:02,150 --> 01:28:03,553 Thanks, everyone. 1644 01:28:06,021 --> 01:28:08,020 Okay, folks, it's party time. 1645 01:28:08,022 --> 01:28:08,955 (ALL CHEERING) 1646 01:28:08,957 --> 01:28:13,995 ("DO I LOVE YOU" BY FRANK EDWARD WILSON) 1647 01:28:25,874 --> 01:28:27,140 ♪ Here I am on bended knees ♪ 1648 01:28:27,142 --> 01:28:29,109 ♪ I lay my heart down at your feet ♪ 1649 01:28:29,111 --> 01:28:32,945 ♪ Now, do I love you ♪ 1650 01:28:32,947 --> 01:28:34,279 ♪ All you have to do is ask ♪ 1651 01:28:34,281 --> 01:28:36,115 ♪ I'll give you until there's nothing left ♪ 1652 01:28:36,117 --> 01:28:40,020 ♪ Do I love you ♪ 1653 01:28:40,022 --> 01:28:41,687 ♪ As long as there is life in me ♪ 1654 01:28:41,689 --> 01:28:43,390 ♪ Your happiness is guaranteed ♪ 1655 01:28:43,392 --> 01:28:47,360 ♪ I'll fill your heart with ecstasy forever, darling ♪ 1656 01:28:47,362 --> 01:28:50,163 ♪ Do I love you ♪ 1657 01:28:50,165 --> 01:28:51,131 ♪ Oh ♪ 1658 01:28:51,133 --> 01:28:53,932 ♪ Do I love you ♪ 1659 01:28:53,934 --> 01:28:57,236 ♪ Tell me now, do I love you ♪ 1660 01:28:57,238 --> 01:29:01,141 ♪ Indeed, I do ♪ 1661 01:29:01,143 --> 01:29:03,075 ♪ Indeed, I do ♪ 1662 01:29:03,077 --> 01:29:05,177 ♪ Here's another thing I wanna say to you now ♪ 1663 01:29:05,179 --> 01:29:07,047 ♪ The very thing that I want most ♪ 1664 01:29:07,049 --> 01:29:08,981 ♪ Is just to have an hold you close ♪ 1665 01:29:08,983 --> 01:29:12,351 ♪ Do I love you ♪ 1666 01:29:12,353 --> 01:29:14,087 ♪ From early morning till late at night ♪ 1667 01:29:14,089 --> 01:29:16,155 ♪ You fill my heart with pure delight ♪ 1668 01:29:16,157 --> 01:29:19,892 ♪ Do I love you ♪ 1669 01:29:19,894 --> 01:29:21,261 ♪ Whenever I lay me down to sleep ♪ 1670 01:29:21,263 --> 01:29:23,163 ♪ I pray the Lord your soul to keep ♪ 1671 01:29:23,165 --> 01:29:27,100 ♪ And bring you home safe to me forever, darling ♪ 1672 01:29:27,102 --> 01:29:30,035 ♪ Do I love you ♪ 1673 01:29:30,037 --> 01:29:33,105 ♪ Tell me now, do I love you ♪ 1674 01:29:33,107 --> 01:29:36,909 ♪ One more time, do love you ♪ 1675 01:29:36,911 --> 01:29:39,244 ♪ Indeed, I do ♪ 1676 01:29:39,246 --> 01:29:40,747 ♪ Sweet darling ♪ 1677 01:29:40,749 --> 01:29:43,251 ♪ Indeed I do ♪ 1678 01:29:55,863 --> 01:29:57,363 ♪ Now, whenever I lay me down to sleep ♪ 1679 01:29:57,365 --> 01:29:59,298 ♪ I pray the Lord your soul to keep ♪ 1680 01:29:59,300 --> 01:30:03,203 ♪ And bring you home safe to me forever, darling ♪ 1681 01:30:03,205 --> 01:30:06,172 ♪ Do I love you ♪ 1682 01:30:06,174 --> 01:30:09,476 ♪ Tell me now, do I love you ♪ 1683 01:30:09,478 --> 01:30:10,743 ♪ Oh oh ♪ 1684 01:30:10,745 --> 01:30:13,145 ♪ Do I love you ♪ 1685 01:30:13,147 --> 01:30:15,448 ♪ Indeed, I do ♪ 1686 01:30:15,450 --> 01:30:18,383 ♪ Little darling, indeed, I do ♪ 1687 01:30:18,385 --> 01:30:21,156 (BILL PANTING) 1688 01:30:25,494 --> 01:30:27,894 (MELLOW MUSIC) 1689 01:30:27,896 --> 01:30:30,299 (RUPERT GASPS) 1690 01:30:39,808 --> 01:30:42,411 (RUPERT CHUCKLES) 1691 01:30:44,545 --> 01:30:46,212 Taff would, 1692 01:30:46,214 --> 01:30:47,015 Ta, 1693 01:30:47,883 --> 01:30:48,515 Taff would. 1694 01:30:48,517 --> 01:30:51,153 (DOUG LAUGHING) 1695 01:31:06,334 --> 01:31:09,338 (BOXERS CHATTERING) 1696 01:31:15,943 --> 01:31:17,209 (DOUG GRUNTS) 1697 01:31:17,211 --> 01:31:18,310 Should have started off training 1698 01:31:18,312 --> 01:31:20,312 on one of them rowing machines. 1699 01:31:20,314 --> 01:31:22,215 Except for the (BEEP) sank it. 1700 01:31:22,217 --> 01:31:24,184 (ALL LAUGHING) 1701 01:31:24,186 --> 01:31:25,450 The burning bush. 1702 01:31:25,452 --> 01:31:27,287 Oh, I've seen a few of them in my time. 1703 01:31:27,289 --> 01:31:28,320 Have ya? 1704 01:31:28,322 --> 01:31:29,221 The burning bush. 1705 01:31:29,223 --> 01:31:30,356 Oh, what? 1706 01:31:30,358 --> 01:31:31,891 Oh, no, don't, I know where you're going with that. 1707 01:31:31,893 --> 01:31:34,194 No, just stop that freakin' lark. 1708 01:31:34,196 --> 01:31:36,298 This is supposed to be a family movie. 1709 01:31:38,165 --> 01:31:39,097 (RIZ LAUGHING) 1710 01:31:39,099 --> 01:31:41,167 RIZ: I farted on his hand. 1711 01:31:41,169 --> 01:31:44,303 (ALL LAUGHING) 1712 01:31:44,305 --> 01:31:46,275 We're worried about you, Nick. 1713 01:31:47,843 --> 01:31:49,074 CREW MEMBER: In about two seconds, 1714 01:31:49,076 --> 01:31:52,212 and you can get yourself back into position. 1715 01:31:52,214 --> 01:31:55,882 I think we might have a champion in the club at last. 1716 01:31:55,884 --> 01:31:58,618 I think we might have a champion in the club, at last. 1717 01:31:58,620 --> 01:32:00,386 DIRECTOR: Emphasize champion. 1718 01:32:00,388 --> 01:32:04,289 I think we might have a champion in the club at last. 1719 01:32:04,291 --> 01:32:06,226 I think we might have champion in the club at last. 1720 01:32:06,228 --> 01:32:07,427 (ALL LAUGHING) 1721 01:32:07,429 --> 01:32:09,061 I think we might have a (BEEP) champion. 1722 01:32:09,063 --> 01:32:09,898 Taffy would, 1723 01:32:11,366 --> 01:32:12,000 Taffy. 1724 01:32:13,300 --> 01:32:14,601 DOUG: Easy for you to say. 1725 01:32:14,603 --> 01:32:15,437 Taffy, 1726 01:32:16,403 --> 01:32:18,240 Taffy, Taffy would be, 1727 01:32:21,409 --> 01:32:24,910 (ALBERT LAUGHING) 1728 01:32:24,912 --> 01:32:27,012 - Taffy. - Taffy would be so proud! 1729 01:32:27,014 --> 01:32:27,646 Taffy would... 1730 01:32:27,648 --> 01:32:28,580 Would be so proud. 1731 01:32:28,582 --> 01:32:29,949 (CREW CHATTERING) 1732 01:32:29,951 --> 01:32:31,284 CREW MEMBER: I assume we lost that one. 1733 01:32:31,286 --> 01:32:34,256 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1734 01:32:34,258 --> 01:32:39,258 Subtitles by explosiveskull