1 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,980 Hey, you got a permit for those guns? 2 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:18,950 I got your permit right here. 3 00:00:30,070 --> 00:00:31,500 Catchy tune. 4 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,340 Fuck this game. 5 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,380 FUCK YOU! 6 00:01:18,050 --> 00:01:21,580 We need backup, we need Kung Fury. 7 00:01:37,370 --> 00:01:39,600 Yeah, that's my bicep. 8 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,240 One second babe. 9 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,910 Hello? 10 00:01:45,010 --> 00:01:47,140 We got an arcade machine down here going crazy, 11 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,340 it is killing everybody, it's destruction, chaos, terror- 12 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,380 What are you gonna do? 13 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,580 My job. 14 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,580 Game over. 15 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:11,260 I'm a cop and damn good at my job. 16 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,460 It all began years ago. 17 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,930 In the line of duty, 18 00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:16,300 me and my partner were chasing down 19 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,730 a mysterious Kung Fu-master. 20 00:03:19,830 --> 00:03:21,340 You're under arrest, punk. 21 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,700 Show us your hands. 22 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:26,140 Good work, Dragon. 23 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,280 That crazy stunt could've killed us both. 24 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:30,810 But goddammit, you're the best partner I've ever had. 25 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:34,280 Thanks, I learned from the best. 26 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,420 You're like a father to me. 27 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,250 With one fatal blow, he hit my partner. 28 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:43,460 I could tell he was dead straight off. 29 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:52,570 Before I could pull the trigger 30 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:56,170 I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra. 31 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,440 I blacked out. 32 00:04:01,010 --> 00:04:04,210 And saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks, 33 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,510 mastering the art of Kung Fu. 34 00:04:06,610 --> 00:04:08,050 There was an ancient prophecy, 35 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:10,550 about a new form of Kung Fu so powerful, 36 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,720 only one man could master it. 37 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,060 The chosen one. 38 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:17,630 When I woke up, 39 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:19,960 I saw the Kung Fu master running towards me. 40 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,030 I could feel my body mutate 41 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:25,100 into some sort of Kung Fu freak of nature. 42 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:37,750 You! 43 00:04:38,650 --> 00:04:40,050 You are the chosen one! 44 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,120 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 45 00:04:45,150 --> 00:04:46,760 Knuckles. 46 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:09,140 As a memento, 47 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,010 I put on a strip of cloth from the dead Kung Fu master. 48 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:14,720 I decided I would use my new super Kung Fu powers 49 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:16,280 to fight crime. 50 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:18,150 So, I became the best cop in the world. 51 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:20,820 I became, Kung Fury. 52 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:14,180 I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury. 53 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:17,880 I just got back from city hall, $50 million worth of damages, 54 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:21,280 and I got the mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. 55 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:25,120 How am I going to explain this to the press, hm? 56 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:28,860 You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake. 57 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,760 Didn't you tell me to block it out? 58 00:06:30,860 --> 00:06:32,430 I told you do it by the book. 59 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:33,830 Cut the bullshit. 60 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:35,230 Nobody else could have stopped 61 00:06:35,330 --> 00:06:37,300 that arcade machine and you know it. 62 00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:42,400 Oh man, listen to me Kung Fury. 63 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:46,010 You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, 64 00:06:46,110 --> 00:06:48,110 so I'm assigning you a new partner. 65 00:06:48,210 --> 00:06:50,250 What? Hell no, I work alone. 66 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:51,810 Not anymore you don't. 67 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:55,520 Say hi to your new partner, Triceracop. 68 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:57,590 Very nice meeting you Kung Fury, 69 00:06:57,690 --> 00:07:00,050 looking forward to working with you. 70 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,160 You're like a father to me. 71 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:06,490 I work alone. 72 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:08,830 Either you team up with Triceracop, 73 00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:10,670 or you're off the case. 74 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:12,300 I'm not off the case, 75 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,440 I quit. 76 00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:27,680 Yeah Yeah, I did the blood test. 77 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,480 It was positive, yeah? 78 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:30,590 What the hell are you talking about? 79 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:32,390 Yeah no problem. 80 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:33,620 Give me the phone. 81 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,360 What the hell is this? 82 00:07:44,370 --> 00:07:48,070 - Chief McNickles speaking. - Is this the police? 83 00:07:48,170 --> 00:07:50,610 - Yeah, this is the police. - Fuck you! 84 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:08,020 MALFUNCTIONING? 85 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:11,760 I need someone to trace that call! 86 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:13,730 But that's impossible! 87 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:15,230 Not for me it isn't. 88 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:25,410 Hackerman, he's the most powerful hacker of all time. 89 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,310 Follow me. 90 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,820 I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal 91 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,190 and trace the caller. 92 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:40,790 His name is Adolf Hitler. 93 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:44,060 Hitler, he's the worst criminal of all time. 94 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,590 Do you know him, sir? 95 00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:47,130 I guess you could say that. 96 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:50,930 In the 1940's, Hitler was a Kung Fu champion. 97 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,800 He was so good at Kung Fu, 98 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:56,470 that he decided to change his name to Kung Führer. 99 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,040 But he didn't stop there. 100 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:01,110 He knew of the Kung Fury prophecy, 101 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:02,940 and wanted to claim the throne. 102 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,180 He and his posse of Nazi soldiers 103 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,080 conducted experiments for years. 104 00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:19,890 But they weren't able to figure out 105 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:22,500 how to master the art of Kung Fury. 106 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,070 And one day, 107 00:09:25,170 --> 00:09:27,330 he disappeared from the face of the earth. 108 00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:29,670 And no-one has seen him ever since. 109 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,470 Until now. 110 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,410 I guess he figured if he could find and kill the chosen one, 111 00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:36,480 he would become Kung Fury himself. 112 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:39,050 He must have traveled in time in order to get here, 113 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:41,850 that's probably why he disappeared. 114 00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:43,320 So, what're you gonna do? 115 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,220 My job. 116 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,690 I'm gonna go back in time to Nazi Germany, 117 00:09:47,790 --> 00:09:49,590 and kill Hitler, once and for all. 118 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,790 So, how are you gonna do that? 119 00:09:51,890 --> 00:09:53,730 I'm not sure. 120 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:55,630 I need some sort of time machine. 121 00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:01,140 Wait a minute, 122 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,200 using an RX modulator, I might be able to conduct 123 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,970 a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download. 124 00:10:06,070 --> 00:10:07,680 What the hell does that mean? 125 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:10,610 It means, with the right algorithms, I can hack you back in time. 126 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,650 Just like a time machine. 127 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,150 Well then, it's hacking time. 128 00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:36,760 Fuck! 129 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,490 That's a Laser-Raptor. 130 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,830 I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago. 131 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,550 Who are you? 132 00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:07,760 My name, 133 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,360 is Barbarianna. 134 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,600 What year is this? 135 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,270 It's the Viking age. 136 00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:22,900 That explains the Laser-Raptor. Fuck! 137 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,010 I went too far back in time. 138 00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:27,070 You need to get out of this valley. 139 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:29,480 This place is swarming with Laser-Raptors. 140 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:32,910 I'll meet you at the God's drop. Katana can help you get there. 141 00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:34,680 Who's Katana? 142 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:35,920 I'm Katana. 143 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,860 I can give you a ride to Asgard. 144 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,730 A ride on what? 145 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:08,080 So, who are you? 146 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,990 I'm a cop from the future. 147 00:14:11,090 --> 00:14:13,190 I was sent back in time to kill Hitler, 148 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:17,760 but I accidently went too far back in time 149 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,190 and ended up in this place. 150 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,600 I know someone who might be able to help you. 151 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:32,810 Thor! 152 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,360 Behold! It is me, Thor! 153 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,390 Son of Odin and protector of mankind. 154 00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,430 Check out my pecs. 155 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:56,930 Your pecs are epic. 156 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,400 Thanks bro! 157 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:05,240 So, anyway. 158 00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:08,810 Thor, this is Kung Fury, he's a cop from the future. 159 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:12,450 Yeah, I need to get to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler... 160 00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:15,020 - so if you could help me with-- - Stop! 161 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,420 Hammer time. 162 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:27,030 Walk through this portal and you shall end up in Nazi Germany. 163 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:29,660 Good luck to you, Kung Fury! 164 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:30,830 Thanks, Thor! 165 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,310 Well, looks like this is my ride. 166 00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:43,950 Hey, future cop, where are you going? 167 00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:51,420 You know what. Here, take my number. 168 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,560 And use this phone to call me. 169 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:57,660 It's a personal, transportable, cellular telephone. 170 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:01,030 It features 645 channel capacity, 171 00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:05,370 10 number speed dial, and an electronic security lock. 172 00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:08,740 This revolution in communication could make it possible 173 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,940 for more and more people to have a phone in their car! 174 00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:32,490 Tank you. 175 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:45,400 I'm the greatest Kung Fu master of all time, 176 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,480 Thank you! 177 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,430 I'm disarming you. 178 00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,590 Mein Arm! Mein A-- 179 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,580 Kill him! 180 00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:02,600 You don't need that spine, 181 00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:06,140 it's holding your back! 182 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:37,300 A-ha! 183 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,810 Fuck you, Kung Fury. 184 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:42,880 Now nothing can stop me and my army of death. 185 00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:56,320 Thank you guys! 186 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,930 What the fuck? 187 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,940 Kill them! 188 00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:50,470 Alright Hitler, the gig is up, show me your hands. 189 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,390 Hackerman, have you seen Kung Fury? 190 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,160 Oh, no! We were too late. 191 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,600 Who the hell are you? 192 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,810 My name is Cobra. 193 00:23:57,910 --> 00:24:01,540 I've been expecting you Kung Fury. 194 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,880 I'm your spirit animal. 195 00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:05,850 What the hell is this place? 196 00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:10,350 This is heaven, I'm afraid you're dead. 197 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,550 What? 198 00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:14,960 But it looks so real. 199 00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:19,190 Yeah, no it's totally real. 200 00:24:19,290 --> 00:24:21,430 Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer. 201 00:24:21,530 --> 00:24:24,900 I need you to send me back to earth, pronto. 202 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,200 I'm sorry, I can't help you with that. 203 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:30,000 You see, you're dead. 204 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:32,340 - You're under arrest! - What? 205 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:37,110 For obstruction of justice, you're breaking the law! 206 00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:52,390 What the hell happened? 207 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:55,130 I hacked away all of your bullet wounds Kung Fury. 208 00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:56,460 Thanks! 209 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:21,690 I want to welcome you and your friends to Germany. 210 00:25:24,430 --> 00:25:27,100 We are not so different, you and I. 211 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,600 I mean we both got good style, you know? 212 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,370 Red, you know? 213 00:25:33,070 --> 00:25:34,340 So, that's cool! 214 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,150 We both like doing moves! 215 00:25:38,150 --> 00:25:38,850 Ja! 216 00:25:38,850 --> 00:25:39,940 Check it out! 217 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:40,925 Ja! 218 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,040 Ja! 219 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:46,280 And killing people, I love it, you clearly do, too! 220 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:48,620 And that's cool! 221 00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:51,250 Join me, 222 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:54,720 we could be brothers, we are so alike. 223 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:57,630 It's almost like we finish each other's... 224 00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,260 - Balls. - What? 225 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,050 Oh, my, not much left of him, is there? 226 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:26,020 The important thing is that he is gone. 227 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,460 Sorry I doubted you Triceracop. 228 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,490 You're the best damn partner I've ever had. 229 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,660 I came back in time for you Kung Fury, 230 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,060 because, damn it, I love you. 231 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,410 Team work is very important. 232 00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:48,780 So, what happens now Kung Fury? 233 00:26:51,650 --> 00:26:53,920 Well, I need to head back to the office. 234 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,420 Looks like it's gonna be hell of a lot of paperwork. 235 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,480 Open the doors, Hoff. 236 00:27:22,580 --> 00:27:25,310 I'm sorry Fury, I can't let you do that. 237 00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:27,120 Open the doors, Hoff! 238 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:30,420 I'm sorry, I can't let you open the doors, Kung Fury. 239 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,150 Goddammit, open the doors! 240 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:35,860 - Sorry I can't-- - Open the doors! 241 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:41,460 Did anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff 9000? 242 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,600 Oh, Hoff 9000, you son of a bitch. 243 00:27:59,150 --> 00:28:01,180 Piece of shit. 244 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:19,270 Oh, my, not much left of him, is there? 245 00:28:19,370 --> 00:28:22,740 The important thing is that he is gone. 246 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,950 Game over. 247 00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:39,020 Wait a minute, 248 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:42,960 I've seen that symbol before... 249 00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:46,490 somewhere. 250 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,100 Hitler!