
2
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BILL: Do you find me sadistic?

3
00:00:19,115 --> 00:00:21,550
You know, Kiddo,

4
00:00:21,617 --> 00:00:24,052
I'd like to believe

5
00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:27,555
you're aware enough, even now,

6
00:00:27,623 --> 00:00:31,727
to know that there's
nothing sadistic

7
00:00:31,794 --> 00:00:34,864
in my actions.

8
00:00:34,932 --> 00:00:37,000
At this moment

9
00:00:38,536 --> 00:00:41,171
this is me

10
00:00:41,238 --> 00:00:43,974
at my most masochistic.

11
00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:46,776
Bill... it's your ba--

12
00:00:46,844 --> 00:00:49,112
(GUNSHOT)

13
00:00:53,018 --> 00:00:55,119
THE BRIDE: Looked dead, didn't I?

14
00:00:55,187 --> 00:00:56,855
Well, I wasn't.

15
00:00:56,923 --> 00:01:00,526
But it wasn't from lack of
trying, I can tell you that.

16
00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:03,762
Actually, Bill's last bullet
put me in a coma

17
00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:07,767
a coma I was to lie in
for four years.

18
00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:10,136
When I woke up, I went on

19
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what the movie advertisements
refer to as

20
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"a roaring rampage
of revenge."

21
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I roared and I rampaged,

22
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and I got bloody satisfaction.

23
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I've killed a hell of a lot of
people to get to this point,

24
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but I have only one more.

25
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The last one.

26
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The one I'm driving to
right now.

27
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The only one left.

28
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And when I arrive
at my destination,

29
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I am gonna kill Bill.

30
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<font color=#FFFF00>Kill Bill Vol 2</font> (2004)
<font color=#00FFFF>Blu-ray</font>

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- Sync By: <font color="#00FF00">elderman</font>
- Improved By: <font color="#00FF00">Fidel33</font>

32
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BRIDE: Now, the incident
that happened

33
00:02:12,607 --> 00:02:14,341
at the Two Pines Wedding Chapel

34
00:02:14,409 --> 00:02:17,545
that put this whole gory
story into motion

35
00:02:17,612 --> 00:02:20,248
has since become legend.

36
00:02:20,315 --> 00:02:23,084
"Massacre at Two Pines."

37
00:02:23,151 --> 00:02:25,086
That's what the newspapers
called it.

38
00:02:25,153 --> 00:02:26,787
The local TV news called it

39
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"The El Paso, Texas,
Wedding Chapel Massacre."

40
00:02:31,126 --> 00:02:33,827
How it happened,
who was there,

41
00:02:33,895 --> 00:02:36,897
how many got killed
and who killed them

42
00:02:36,965 --> 00:02:40,467
changes depending on
who's telling the story.

43
00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,202
In actual fact,

44
00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:45,873
the massacre didn't happen
during a wedding at all.

45
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It was a wedding rehearsal.

46
00:02:48,944 --> 00:02:50,911
Now, when we come
to the part where I say,

47
00:02:50,979 --> 00:02:54,749
"You may kiss the bride,"
you may kiss the bride,

48
00:02:54,816 --> 00:02:57,851
but don't stick your tongue
in her mouth.

49
00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:02,122
This might be funny
to your friends,

50
00:03:02,190 --> 00:03:05,393
but it would be embarrassing
to your parents.

51
00:03:06,862 --> 00:03:11,232
We'll try to restrain
ourselves, Reverend.

52
00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,267
Y'all got a song?

53
00:03:16,472 --> 00:03:20,142
How 'bout "Love Me Tender"?
I can play that.

54
00:03:20,209 --> 00:03:22,077
Sure.
Yeah.

55
00:03:22,145 --> 00:03:24,646
"Love Me Tender"'d be great.

56
00:03:24,714 --> 00:03:27,750
Rufus - he's the man.

57
00:03:27,818 --> 00:03:30,887
Rufus, who was that
that you used to play for?

58
00:03:30,955 --> 00:03:32,956
Rufus Thomas.

59
00:03:33,024 --> 00:03:35,926
Rufus Thomas.
Rufus Thomas.

60
00:03:35,994 --> 00:03:38,862
I was a Drell.
I was a Drifter.

61
00:03:38,930 --> 00:03:40,330
I was a Coaster.

62
00:03:40,398 --> 00:03:44,101
I was part of the Gang.
I was a Bar-Kay.

63
00:03:44,168 --> 00:03:48,239
If they come through Texas,
I played with 'em.

64
00:03:48,306 --> 00:03:52,009
Rufus - he's the man.

65
00:03:54,713 --> 00:03:57,147
Have I forgotten anything?
Um...

66
00:03:57,215 --> 00:04:00,684
Oh, yes. You forgot, uh,
the seating arrangements.

67
00:04:00,752 --> 00:04:03,420
Thank you, Mother.
Yes.

68
00:04:03,488 --> 00:04:05,789
Now, the way we
normally do this,

69
00:04:05,857 --> 00:04:08,059
we have the bride's side,

70
00:04:08,126 --> 00:04:10,161
and then we have
the groom's side.

71
00:04:10,228 --> 00:04:13,330
But since the bride
ain't got nobody comin',

72
00:04:13,398 --> 00:04:17,367
and the groom's got
far too many people comin'...

73
00:04:17,435 --> 00:04:20,337
Well, yeah, they're comin'
all the way from Oklahoma.

74
00:04:22,073 --> 00:04:26,544
Right... Well, I don't
see no problem with...

75
00:04:26,611 --> 00:04:29,847
the groom's side sharing
the bride's side.

76
00:04:29,915 --> 00:04:32,784
Do you, Mother?
I don't have a problem with that.

77
00:04:32,851 --> 00:04:34,819
But, uh...

78
00:04:34,886 --> 00:04:38,690
Honey, you know, it would be
good if you had somebody come.

79
00:04:38,758 --> 00:04:41,159
You know, as a sign
of good faith?

80
00:04:42,662 --> 00:04:45,297
Well, I don't have anybody,

81
00:04:45,364 --> 00:04:49,301
except for Tommy
and my friends.

82
00:04:49,369 --> 00:04:50,936
You have no family?

83
00:04:51,004 --> 00:04:53,973
Well, I'm workin'
on changing that.

84
00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,741
Mrs. Harmony,
we're all the family

85
00:04:55,809 --> 00:04:59,579
this little angel's
ever gonna need.

86
00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:01,381
I'm not feeling very well,

87
00:05:01,449 --> 00:05:04,083
and this bitch is starting
to piss me off.

88
00:05:04,151 --> 00:05:05,718
So while y'all blather on,

89
00:05:05,786 --> 00:05:07,454
I'm gonna go outside and get some air.
Okay.

90
00:05:07,521 --> 00:05:10,690
Um, uh, Reverend,
sorry, uh...

91
00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:12,191
She's gonna go out
and get some air.

92
00:05:12,259 --> 00:05:14,393
Yeah. Given her delicate
condition.

93
00:05:14,461 --> 00:05:17,063
She just needs a few minutes to get it together.
She'll be Okay.

94
00:05:17,130 --> 00:05:19,598
REVEREND: Right.

95
00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:21,834
(FLUTE)

96
00:06:36,579 --> 00:06:38,013
Hello, Kiddo.

97
00:06:43,253 --> 00:06:46,121
How did you find me?

98
00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:47,889
I'm the man.

99
00:06:51,194 --> 00:06:54,763
What are you doin' here?

100
00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,732
What am I doin'?

101
00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,369
Well,

102
00:07:00,437 --> 00:07:03,673
a moment ago
I was playing my flute.

103
00:07:10,214 --> 00:07:13,250
At this moment

104
00:07:13,318 --> 00:07:15,319
I'm lookin' at the most
beautiful bride

105
00:07:15,387 --> 00:07:17,722
these old eyes have ever seen.

106
00:07:19,658 --> 00:07:23,161
Why are you here?
Last look.

107
00:07:25,664 --> 00:07:27,264
Are you gonna be nice?

108
00:07:27,332 --> 00:07:31,569
I've never been nice
my whole life.

109
00:07:31,636 --> 00:07:34,872
But I'll do my best
to be sweet.

110
00:07:34,940 --> 00:07:37,141
Hmm.

111
00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:39,677
I always told you,

112
00:07:39,744 --> 00:07:42,813
your sweet side
is your best side.

113
00:07:42,881 --> 00:07:47,217
I guess that's why you're
the only one who's ever seen it.

114
00:07:49,621 --> 00:07:51,988
I see you got a bun
in the oven.

115
00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:56,994
Hmm. I'm knocked up.

116
00:07:57,061 --> 00:08:01,465
Jeez, Louise.
That young man of yours

117
00:08:01,532 --> 00:08:05,669
sure doesn't believe
in wasting time, does he?

118
00:08:05,737 --> 00:08:08,271
Have you seen Tommy?

119
00:08:10,274 --> 00:08:13,611
Big guy in the tux?
Yes.

120
00:08:13,678 --> 00:08:16,948
Then I saw him.

121
00:08:17,016 --> 00:08:20,418
I like his hair.

122
00:08:20,486 --> 00:08:24,856
You promised you'd be nice.

123
00:08:24,924 --> 00:08:29,427
No, I said I'd do my best.
That's hardly a promise.

124
00:08:29,495 --> 00:08:31,729
But you're right.

125
00:08:31,797 --> 00:08:36,633
What does your young man do
for a living?

126
00:08:36,701 --> 00:08:39,636
He owns a used-record store
here in El Paso.

127
00:08:39,704 --> 00:08:42,439
Ah. Music lover, eh?

128
00:08:42,507 --> 00:08:45,575
He's fond of music.

129
00:08:45,643 --> 00:08:47,410
Aren't we all?

130
00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:55,417
And what are you doing
for a J-O-B these days?

131
00:08:56,886 --> 00:08:59,855
I work in the record store.

132
00:08:59,922 --> 00:09:01,924
Aso.

133
00:09:03,493 --> 00:09:06,862
It all suddenly seems so clear.

134
00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:14,470
Do you like it?
Yeah. I like it
a lot, smartass.

135
00:09:14,538 --> 00:09:18,675
I get to listen to music all
day, talk about music all day.

136
00:09:18,743 --> 00:09:21,912
It's really cool.

137
00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:23,413
It's gonna be a great
environment

138
00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:25,449
for my little girl
to grow up in.

139
00:09:28,586 --> 00:09:33,289
As opposed to jetting
around the world, killing human beings

140
00:09:33,357 --> 00:09:35,925
and being paid
vast sums of money?

141
00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,561
Precisely.

142
00:09:39,629 --> 00:09:42,597
Well, my old friend,

143
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,034
to each his own.

144
00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:48,904
However,
all cockblockery aside,

145
00:09:48,972 --> 00:09:53,175
I am looking forward
to meeting your young man.

146
00:09:53,242 --> 00:09:58,513
I happen to be, more or less,
particular whom my gal marries.

147
00:10:01,049 --> 00:10:02,984
You want to come
to the wedding?

148
00:10:03,051 --> 00:10:04,819
Only if I can sit
on the bride's side.

149
00:10:06,422 --> 00:10:08,990
You'll find it a bit lonely
on my side.

150
00:10:09,057 --> 00:10:12,494
Your side always
was a bit lonely.

151
00:10:12,561 --> 00:10:15,863
But I wouldn't sit
anywhere else.

152
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,068
You know,

153
00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:22,604
I had the loveliest dream
about you...

154
00:10:22,671 --> 00:10:25,073
Oh, here's Tommy!
Call me Arlene.

155
00:10:25,141 --> 00:10:27,542
You must be Tommy!
Uh-huh.

156
00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:30,011
Arlene's told me
so much about you.

157
00:10:30,079 --> 00:10:32,847
Honey, you Okay?
Oh, I'm fine.

158
00:10:32,915 --> 00:10:35,683
Tommy, I'd like you
to meet my father.

159
00:10:35,751 --> 00:10:38,686
Oh, my God!

160
00:10:38,754 --> 00:10:40,655
Oh, my God, this is great!

161
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,458
I'm so glad to meet you,
sir... oh, Dad.

162
00:10:43,526 --> 00:10:45,827
The name's Bill.

163
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,296
Well, it's great
to meet you... Bill.

164
00:10:48,364 --> 00:10:49,731
Arlene told me
you couldn't make it.

165
00:10:49,798 --> 00:10:53,001
Surprise.
That's my pop for ya.

166
00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:54,935
Always full of surprises.

167
00:10:55,003 --> 00:10:58,439
Well,
in the surprise department,

168
00:10:58,507 --> 00:11:01,876
the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.

169
00:11:01,944 --> 00:11:04,078
When did you get in?
Just now.

170
00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:07,314
Did you come straight from Australia?
Of course.

171
00:11:07,382 --> 00:11:10,217
Daddy, I told Tommy that you
were in Perth mining for silver,

172
00:11:10,285 --> 00:11:13,386
and no one could reach you.

173
00:11:13,454 --> 00:11:16,656
Lucky for us all,
that's not the case.

174
00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:20,459
So... What's this all about?

175
00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:22,761
I've heard of
wedding rehearsals,

176
00:11:22,829 --> 00:11:24,664
but I don't believe
I've ever heard of

177
00:11:24,731 --> 00:11:26,966
a wedding dress rehearsal
before.

178
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,702
We thought, "Why pay
so much money for a dress

179
00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:31,570
you're only gonna wear once?"

180
00:11:31,638 --> 00:11:34,740
Especially when Arlene looks
so goddamn beautiful in it.

181
00:11:34,808 --> 00:11:39,846
So I think we're gonna try
to get all the mileage we can out of it.

182
00:11:39,914 --> 00:11:42,182
Isn't it supposed to be
bad luck for the groom

183
00:11:42,249 --> 00:11:44,785
to see the bride
in her wedding dress

184
00:11:44,853 --> 00:11:46,220
before the ceremony?

185
00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,021
Well...

186
00:11:48,089 --> 00:11:50,657
I guess I just believe
in living dangerously.

187
00:11:52,527 --> 00:11:54,695
I know just what you mean.

188
00:11:54,763 --> 00:11:57,898
REVEREND: Son.
Some of us have places to be.

189
00:11:57,965 --> 00:11:59,666
RUFUS: Sure do.

190
00:11:59,733 --> 00:12:02,168
Look, we gotta go through this
one more time,

191
00:12:02,235 --> 00:12:04,170
so why don't you have a s...

192
00:12:04,238 --> 00:12:06,172
Oh, my God.

193
00:12:06,239 --> 00:12:08,374
What am I thinking?
You should give her away!

194
00:12:08,442 --> 00:12:12,010
Tommy, that's not exactly
Daddy's cup of tea.

195
00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:14,580
I think Father would
be much more comfortable

196
00:12:14,648 --> 00:12:16,248
sitting with the rest
of the guests.

197
00:12:16,316 --> 00:12:17,449
Hmm. Really?

198
00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:19,652
That's asking a lot.

199
00:12:21,254 --> 00:12:23,956
Oh. Okay. Well, forget it.

200
00:12:24,024 --> 00:12:26,793
But how about we go
out to dinner tonight to celebrate?

201
00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:29,596
Only on the condition
that I pay for everything.

202
00:12:29,663 --> 00:12:32,265
Deal. We got to do this now.

203
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:36,437
Can I watch?
Absolutely. Have a seat.

204
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:39,974
Which is the bride's side?
Right over here.

205
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,179
REVEREND: Mother, here we go!

206
00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:49,451
Now, son, about them vows...

207
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,355
(GUITAR)

208
00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:59,327
Bill... I just want...

209
00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:03,365
You don't owe me a damn thing.

210
00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,867
If he's the man you want,

211
00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:09,070
then go stand by him.

212
00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:36,300
Do I look pretty?
Oh, yes.

213
00:13:47,144 --> 00:13:49,112
Thank you.

214
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,547
REVEREND: What the hell?

215
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:26,949
(SCREAMING)

216
00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:28,984
BRIDE: No! Bill!

217
00:14:29,052 --> 00:14:31,753
(MACHINE-GUN FIRES)

218
00:14:35,658 --> 00:14:37,292
(BARKING)

219
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,628
(BELL TOLLS)

220
00:14:57,545 --> 00:14:59,546
(BIRD CHIRPS)

221
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:11,826
You tellin' me she cut her way
through 88 bodyguards

222
00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:14,329
'fore she got to O-Ren?

223
00:15:14,397 --> 00:15:16,665
Nah, there wasn't
really 88 of 'em.

224
00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:19,302
They just call themselves
"The Crazy 88."

225
00:15:19,369 --> 00:15:21,537
How come?
I don't know.

226
00:15:21,605 --> 00:15:24,673
I guess they thought
it sounded cool.

227
00:15:24,741 --> 00:15:28,477
Anyhow, they all fell
under her Hanzo sword.

228
00:15:28,545 --> 00:15:30,479
She got a Hanzo sword?

229
00:15:30,547 --> 00:15:32,581
He made one for her.

230
00:15:32,649 --> 00:15:36,085
Didn't he swear a blood oath
to never make another sword?

231
00:15:36,153 --> 00:15:39,689
It would appear
he has broken it.

232
00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:45,228
Them Japs sure know how
to hold a grudge, don't they?

233
00:15:48,165 --> 00:15:52,735
Or maybe... you just tend
to bring that out in people.

234
00:15:52,803 --> 00:15:58,108
I know this is a ridiculous
question before I ask it,

235
00:15:58,175 --> 00:16:02,612
but you haven't, by any chance,
kept up with your... swordplay?

236
00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:07,317
I, um...

237
00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:10,888
(BELCHES) I pawned that
years ago.

238
00:16:10,955 --> 00:16:15,292
You hocked a Hattori Hanzo
sword?

239
00:16:15,359 --> 00:16:16,460
Yep.

240
00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:19,729
It was priceless.

241
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,102
Well, not in El Paso, it ain't.

242
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,539
In El Paso,
I got me $250 for it.

243
00:16:32,341 --> 00:16:35,877
I'm a bouncer
in a titty bar, Bill.

244
00:16:35,945 --> 00:16:38,212
(SNIFFS)

245
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,214
If she wants to fight with me,
all she's gotta do is

246
00:16:40,282 --> 00:16:42,350
come down to the club
and start some shit,

247
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:45,720
and we'll be in a fight.

248
00:16:45,788 --> 00:16:50,591
I know we haven't spoken
in some time,

249
00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:54,529
and the last time we spoke
wasn't the most pleasant,

250
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:58,967
but you've got to get over
being mad at me

251
00:16:59,035 --> 00:17:01,302
and start becoming
afraid of (BLEEP)

252
00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:06,141
because she is coming,
and she's coming to kill you.

253
00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:07,810
And, unless you accept
my assistance,

254
00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:10,446
I have no doubt
she will succeed.

255
00:17:19,389 --> 00:17:21,423
I don't dodge guilt

256
00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:24,293
and I don't jew out of
paying my comeuppance.

257
00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:29,932
Can't we just...
forget the past?

258
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,804
That woman

259
00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:37,273
deserves her revenge.

260
00:17:41,946 --> 00:17:46,916
And we deserve to die.

261
00:17:51,188 --> 00:17:53,823
But, then again,

262
00:17:53,891 --> 00:17:56,059
so does she.

263
00:17:59,397 --> 00:18:02,131
So I guess

264
00:18:02,199 --> 00:18:05,501
we'll just see.

265
00:18:05,569 --> 00:18:07,570
Won't we?

266
00:18:24,289 --> 00:18:27,191
(DISTANT MUSIC)

267
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:39,838
(WOMAN SINGING IN SPANISH)

268
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,944
Late again.

269
00:18:46,012 --> 00:18:49,247
Budd, can't you tell time?

270
00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:51,116
There ain't nobody in here, man.

271
00:18:51,184 --> 00:18:53,518
MAN: Is that Budd?
Yeah.

272
00:18:53,586 --> 00:18:56,588
MAN: Tell him to get
his fucking ass back here!

273
00:18:56,656 --> 00:18:58,557
Okay.

274
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:02,894
Budd, Larry'd like a word
with ya.

275
00:19:06,599 --> 00:19:09,434
Take a hit. Be somebody, baby.

276
00:19:18,276 --> 00:19:20,410
You looking for me?

277
00:19:26,952 --> 00:19:30,554
I don't know what car wash
you worked before you came here

278
00:19:30,622 --> 00:19:32,857
that let you stroll in
20 minutes late,

279
00:19:32,924 --> 00:19:35,592
but it wasn't owned by me
and I own a fuckin' car wash.

280
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,661
Do you want me to leave?
No, I don't want you to leave.

281
00:19:37,729 --> 00:19:40,130
I want you to sit and wait.

282
00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:42,232
Larry,

283
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:45,202
there ain't nobody
out there, so...

284
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:50,908
(SLURRING) "There's nobody
out there, Larry."

285
00:19:50,976 --> 00:19:54,712
What's your point?
That you're not needed here?

286
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:59,550
My point is I'm the bouncer,

287
00:19:59,618 --> 00:20:02,420
and there ain't nobody
out there to bounce.

288
00:20:02,488 --> 00:20:05,790
You saying that the reason

289
00:20:05,858 --> 00:20:10,929
that you're not doing the job
that I'm paying you to do

290
00:20:10,997 --> 00:20:14,199
is that you don't
have a job to do?

291
00:20:16,502 --> 00:20:18,770
No...
Is that what you're saying?

292
00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:20,872
What are you trying
to convince me of, exactly?

293
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:24,809
That you're as useless
as an asshole right here?

294
00:20:24,877 --> 00:20:27,212
Well, guess what, buddy.

295
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:32,518
I think you just fucking
convinced me.

296
00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:34,787
Let's go to the calendar.

297
00:20:34,855 --> 00:20:37,057
It's calendar time.

298
00:20:37,124 --> 00:20:39,626
Calendar time for Buddy.

299
00:20:39,694 --> 00:20:43,062
OK. You working tomorrow?
Yeah.

300
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,197
Mm. No, you're n...

301
00:20:45,265 --> 00:20:47,233
You don't even know
what fucking day you work.

302
00:20:47,301 --> 00:20:49,335
Here. You're not working
tomorrow.

303
00:20:49,402 --> 00:20:52,370
You're working Wednesday.
Here you are. There you go.

304
00:20:52,438 --> 00:20:54,806
Workin' Thursday?
Yeah.

305
00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:58,943
I don't think so. Friday?

306
00:20:59,011 --> 00:21:01,312
I d... There's your name.

307
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:04,348
If you say so.
There used to be your name. OK?

308
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:07,384
Saturday.
There used to be your name.

309
00:21:07,452 --> 00:21:10,988
Uh, Monday...
Here, how about that?

310
00:21:11,055 --> 00:21:12,823
Fuckin' with your cash
is the only thing

311
00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:17,160
you kids seem to understand. OK?

312
00:21:17,228 --> 00:21:19,429
Now, I want you to go home
till I call you.

313
00:21:19,497 --> 00:21:21,898
Till I call you.

314
00:21:21,966 --> 00:21:23,600
Before you leave,
talk to Rocket.

315
00:21:23,668 --> 00:21:27,370
She's got a job for you to do.

316
00:21:27,438 --> 00:21:30,306
And...

317
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:33,176
the hat.

318
00:21:33,243 --> 00:21:36,112
That fuckin' hat.

319
00:21:36,179 --> 00:21:38,981
That fucking hat.

320
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,983
How many times have I told you,

321
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:45,988
don't wear that fucking hat
here? How many?

322
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,127
Customers wear hats.

323
00:21:52,195 --> 00:21:54,829
Well, I'm not the boss
of the customers.

324
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,332
I'm the boss of you.

325
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,301
And I'm telling you
that I want you

326
00:21:59,368 --> 00:22:03,305
to keep that shit-kicker hat
at home.

327
00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:23,058
(LIGHTER CLICKS OPEN)

328
00:22:24,827 --> 00:22:27,763
(LIGHTER CLICKS OPEN AND CLOSES)

329
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,510
Yeah, Budd, honey, uh,
the toilet is at it again.

330
00:22:41,578 --> 00:22:44,580
There's shitty water
all over the floor.

331
00:22:44,647 --> 00:22:48,116
OK... Rocket.

332
00:22:50,186 --> 00:22:53,155
I'll clean it up.
Mm-hmm.

333
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:16,470
("A SATISFIED MAN" BY JHONNY CASH)

334
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,839
♪ How many times

335
00:24:18,907 --> 00:24:22,876
♪ Have you heard someone say

336
00:24:24,311 --> 00:24:27,714
♪ "If I had his money,

337
00:24:27,781 --> 00:24:31,784
♪ I could do things my way"

338
00:24:31,852 --> 00:24:34,087
♪ But little they know

339
00:24:34,155 --> 00:24:35,789
(COYOTE HOWLS IN DISTANCE)

340
00:24:35,857 --> 00:24:39,659
♪ That it's so hard to find

341
00:24:39,727 --> 00:24:43,297
♪ One rich man in ten

342
00:24:43,365 --> 00:24:47,435
♪ With a satisfied mind

343
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:52,941
♪ Once I was wading

344
00:24:53,009 --> 00:24:56,745
♪ In fortune and fame

345
00:24:56,813 --> 00:25:00,516
♪ Everything that I dreamed for

346
00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:04,720
♪ To get a start in life's game

347
00:25:04,788 --> 00:25:08,491
♪ Then suddenly it happened

348
00:25:08,559 --> 00:25:13,129
♪ I lost every dime,
but I'm richer...

349
00:25:13,197 --> 00:25:14,997
(DOGS BARKING)

350
00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:17,066
(MUSIC STOPS)

351
00:25:45,731 --> 00:25:47,498
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

352
00:25:47,566 --> 00:25:49,901
♪ How many times

353
00:25:49,968 --> 00:25:53,771
♪ Have you heard someone say...

354
00:26:03,216 --> 00:26:04,983
(GROANS)

355
00:26:05,051 --> 00:26:07,152
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

356
00:26:10,856 --> 00:26:13,091
(LAUGHS)

357
00:26:21,967 --> 00:26:24,002
(MUSIC STOPS)

358
00:26:31,043 --> 00:26:32,777
Now,

359
00:26:32,845 --> 00:26:35,447
that gentled you down some,
didn't it?

360
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:48,127
Yep.

361
00:26:48,194 --> 00:26:49,795
Ain't nobody a badass

362
00:26:49,863 --> 00:26:54,033
with a double dose of rock salt
dug deep in her tits.

363
00:26:58,472 --> 00:27:01,940
Not havin'... tits

364
00:27:06,513 --> 00:27:09,080
as fine

365
00:27:09,148 --> 00:27:11,883
or as big as yours,

366
00:27:11,951 --> 00:27:15,954
I can't even imagine
how bad that shit must sting.

367
00:27:16,022 --> 00:27:17,922
(COUGHS)

368
00:27:20,092 --> 00:27:22,093
Yet...

369
00:27:25,931 --> 00:27:27,966
...I don't want to, neither.

370
00:27:50,091 --> 00:27:51,491
I win.

371
00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:53,693
(COUGHS)

372
00:27:56,029 --> 00:27:58,031
(GROANS)

373
00:28:02,536 --> 00:28:04,670
(GROANS)

374
00:29:00,594 --> 00:29:02,361
(RINGING)

375
00:29:03,931 --> 00:29:06,199
Bill.

376
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:08,601
Wrong brother, ya hateful bitch.

377
00:29:08,669 --> 00:29:11,471
Budd.
Bingo.

378
00:29:13,173 --> 00:29:15,508
And to what do I owe
this dubious pleasure?

379
00:29:15,576 --> 00:29:17,010
(SNIFFS)

380
00:29:17,078 --> 00:29:20,780
I just caught me the cowgirl
that ain't never been caught.

381
00:29:22,216 --> 00:29:26,019
Did you kill her?
Well, not yet, I ain't.

382
00:29:26,087 --> 00:29:29,222
I shot her full of rock salt.

383
00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:31,191
She's so gentle right now,

384
00:29:31,259 --> 00:29:34,962
I could perform her
coup de grâce with a rock.

385
00:29:35,030 --> 00:29:36,764
Anywho...

386
00:29:40,235 --> 00:29:43,570
Guess what I'm holdin'
in my hand right now.

387
00:29:43,638 --> 00:29:44,872
What?

388
00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:48,842
A brand-spankin'-new
Hattori Hanzo sword.

389
00:29:50,378 --> 00:29:55,549
And I'm here to tell ya, Elle,
that's what I call sharp.

390
00:29:55,617 --> 00:29:57,518
How much?

391
00:29:57,586 --> 00:30:00,621
Oh, that's hard to say,
bein' that it's...

392
00:30:00,689 --> 00:30:01,989
priceless an' all.

393
00:30:02,057 --> 00:30:04,792
What's the terms?

394
00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:08,929
You get your bony ass down here
first thing in the morning

395
00:30:08,997 --> 00:30:13,200
with a million dollars
in folding cash,

396
00:30:13,268 --> 00:30:18,539
and I'll give you the greatest
sword ever made by a man.

397
00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:24,444
Now, how do you like
the sound of that?

398
00:30:24,512 --> 00:30:27,480
Sounds like we got a deal.
One condition.

399
00:30:27,548 --> 00:30:29,315
What?

400
00:30:29,383 --> 00:30:32,985
She must suffer
to her last breath.

401
00:30:33,053 --> 00:30:35,721
(CHUCKLING) Well...

402
00:30:35,789 --> 00:30:38,657
That, Elle darlin',

403
00:30:38,725 --> 00:30:41,527
I can pretty much
damn well guarantee.

404
00:30:41,595 --> 00:30:46,399
Then I'll see you
in the mornin', millionaire.

405
00:30:46,467 --> 00:30:48,468
All right.

406
00:30:57,778 --> 00:31:00,246
(COUNTRY SONG)

407
00:31:04,051 --> 00:31:06,319
(MEN CHATTERING)

408
00:31:09,257 --> 00:31:11,091
(GRUNTING)

409
00:31:13,228 --> 00:31:15,797
(OWL HOOTING)

410
00:31:17,032 --> 00:31:19,100
(SHOVELING)

411
00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:37,318
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

412
00:31:49,498 --> 00:31:53,167
Wakey-wakey. Eggs and bakey.

413
00:31:56,972 --> 00:31:58,939
Agh!

414
00:32:28,671 --> 00:32:30,972
MAN: I'm done!

415
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,575
Get me outta this hole!

416
00:32:36,646 --> 00:32:38,647
BUDD: Good.

417
00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:49,859
MAN: Whew.

418
00:33:10,946 --> 00:33:12,847
Whoa, look at those eyes.

419
00:33:12,915 --> 00:33:16,350
This bitch is furious.
(CHUCKLES)

420
00:33:16,418 --> 00:33:19,987
(SNIFFS) What did I tell ya?

421
00:33:20,055 --> 00:33:23,223
Is she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?

422
00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:27,494
Or... is she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?

423
00:33:27,562 --> 00:33:29,162
I seen better.

424
00:33:34,736 --> 00:33:36,336
You got anything to say?

425
00:33:39,007 --> 00:33:42,243
White women call this
"the silent treatment."

426
00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:45,446
And we let 'em think
we don't like it.

427
00:33:47,549 --> 00:33:50,384
(SNORTS)

428
00:33:50,452 --> 00:33:52,720
You grab the feet,
I'll get the head.

429
00:33:54,222 --> 00:33:56,657
(BELCHES)

430
00:33:56,725 --> 00:33:59,560
(GRUNTING)

431
00:33:59,628 --> 00:34:04,197
Hey. Hey. Hey!

432
00:34:04,265 --> 00:34:06,767
Wiggle worm, you see this?

433
00:34:07,869 --> 00:34:09,603
You see it, don't ya?

434
00:34:12,473 --> 00:34:13,907
That's a can of Mace.

435
00:34:13,975 --> 00:34:16,877
Mm-hmm. No.

436
00:34:16,945 --> 00:34:20,381
You're goin' underneath
the ground tonight.

437
00:34:20,448 --> 00:34:24,252
And... that's all
there is to it.

438
00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:29,625
I wanna bury ya.

439
00:34:32,295 --> 00:34:34,497
I was gonna bury ya...

440
00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:40,603
(CHUCKLES)

441
00:34:40,670 --> 00:34:42,138
...with this.

442
00:34:45,342 --> 00:34:48,545
But if you're gonna act
like a horse's ass,

443
00:34:51,048 --> 00:34:55,319
I'm gonna spray
this whole goddamn can

444
00:34:55,387 --> 00:34:57,521
right in your eyeballs!

445
00:34:57,589 --> 00:35:00,558
I'll burn 'em right
outta your fuckin' head.

446
00:35:00,626 --> 00:35:04,028
Then you're gonna be blind

447
00:35:04,095 --> 00:35:05,196
and burnin'

448
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,468
and buried alive.

449
00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:18,142
Now, what's it gonna be, sister?

450
00:35:28,987 --> 00:35:32,023
That's a wise decision.

451
00:35:34,793 --> 00:35:36,827
(PANICKED BREATHING)

452
00:35:44,503 --> 00:35:47,505
This is for breakin'
my brother's heart.

453
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:59,518
(WHIMPERS)

454
00:36:21,674 --> 00:36:23,741
(WHIMPERS AND SOBS)

455
00:36:25,477 --> 00:36:28,679
(HAMMERING)

456
00:36:28,747 --> 00:36:30,381
(CRYING)

457
00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:32,684
(PANTING)

458
00:36:38,691 --> 00:36:40,925
(SOBBING)

459
00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:45,797
(RUMBLING)

460
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,835
(PANTING)

461
00:36:50,903 --> 00:36:53,705
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)

462
00:36:53,773 --> 00:36:56,675
(PANTING QUICKENS)

463
00:36:56,742 --> 00:36:59,411
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)

464
00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:01,680
(PANTING CONTINUES)

465
00:37:01,748 --> 00:37:04,683
(WHIMPERS)

466
00:37:04,751 --> 00:37:06,152
(MAN GRUNTING)

467
00:37:06,219 --> 00:37:09,289
(CREAKING)

468
00:37:09,356 --> 00:37:11,858
(THUDS, GRUNTS)

469
00:37:11,926 --> 00:37:14,027
(BREATHING SOFTLY)

470
00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:21,368
(LOUD THUD)

471
00:37:21,436 --> 00:37:23,971
(PANTING)

472
00:37:24,039 --> 00:37:26,040
(LOUD THUD)

473
00:37:28,976 --> 00:37:31,778
(CRYING, LOUD THUD)

474
00:37:31,846 --> 00:37:34,180
(GASPING)

475
00:37:34,248 --> 00:37:36,248
(LOUD THUD)

476
00:37:39,385 --> 00:37:41,186
(THUDS)

477
00:37:41,254 --> 00:37:44,689
(WHIMPERS)

478
00:37:44,757 --> 00:37:46,758
(THUDS)

479
00:37:48,861 --> 00:37:50,995
(GROANS)

480
00:37:53,299 --> 00:37:55,968
(SOBBING, DISTANT THUD)

481
00:37:59,539 --> 00:38:02,741
(GROANS)

482
00:38:02,809 --> 00:38:06,011
(SOBBING)

483
00:38:06,079 --> 00:38:08,581
(FAINT RUMBLING)

484
00:38:17,391 --> 00:38:19,793
(SOBS)

485
00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:22,029
(PANTING)

486
00:38:27,101 --> 00:38:29,135
(GRUNTS)

487
00:38:31,372 --> 00:38:33,673
(ENRAGED GRUNTING)

488
00:38:42,549 --> 00:38:44,550
(ENGINE STARTS UP)

489
00:38:46,853 --> 00:38:49,788
(VEHICLE LEAVES)

490
00:38:49,856 --> 00:38:52,023
(CRYING)

491
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,048
(FLUTE PLAYING)

492
00:39:36,635 --> 00:39:39,237
Once upon a time

493
00:39:39,304 --> 00:39:42,139
in China,

494
00:39:42,207 --> 00:39:49,647
some believe around the year
one, double aught, three,

495
00:39:49,714 --> 00:39:52,850
head priest of
the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei,

496
00:39:52,918 --> 00:39:57,121
was walking down a road

497
00:39:57,189 --> 00:39:59,323
contemplating whatever it is

498
00:39:59,391 --> 00:40:05,463
that a man of Pai Mei's
infinite powers would contemplate

499
00:40:05,531 --> 00:40:09,869
which is another way
of saying "Who knows?"

500
00:40:09,936 --> 00:40:13,205
when a Shaolin monk
appeared on the road,

501
00:40:13,273 --> 00:40:15,774
traveling in the opposite
direction.

502
00:40:15,842 --> 00:40:20,280
As the monk and the priest
crossed paths,

503
00:40:20,347 --> 00:40:22,482
Pai Mei,

504
00:40:22,549 --> 00:40:28,020
in a practically unfathomable
display of generosity,

505
00:40:28,088 --> 00:40:33,124
gave the monk
the slightest of nods.

506
00:40:33,192 --> 00:40:35,226
The nod

507
00:40:35,294 --> 00:40:37,528
was not returned.

508
00:40:37,596 --> 00:40:40,764
(PLAYING NOTE)

509
00:40:40,832 --> 00:40:44,134
Now, was it the intention
of the Shaolin monk

510
00:40:44,202 --> 00:40:47,104
to insult Pai Mei?

511
00:40:47,171 --> 00:40:52,175
Or did he just fail to see
the generous social gesture?

512
00:40:52,243 --> 00:40:57,214
The motives of the monk
remain unknown.

513
00:40:57,282 --> 00:40:59,383
What is known

514
00:40:59,450 --> 00:41:02,185
were the consequences.

515
00:41:03,287 --> 00:41:05,689
(FLUTE PLAYING)

516
00:41:13,698 --> 00:41:16,033
The next morning,

517
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:20,404
Pai Mei appeared
at the Shaolin temple

518
00:41:20,472 --> 00:41:23,674
and demanded
of the temple's head abbot

519
00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:30,448
that he offer Pai Mei his neck
to repay the insult.

520
00:41:30,516 --> 00:41:34,886
The abbot, at first,
tried to console Pai Mei,

521
00:41:34,954 --> 00:41:38,857
only to find Pai Mei was

522
00:41:38,925 --> 00:41:40,626
inconsolable.

523
00:41:40,694 --> 00:41:42,861
(FLUTE PLAYING)

524
00:41:52,004 --> 00:41:54,371
So began

525
00:41:54,439 --> 00:41:56,974
the Massacre
of the Shaolin Temple

526
00:41:57,041 --> 00:42:00,243
and all sixty
of the monks inside,

527
00:42:00,311 --> 00:42:03,846
at the fists of the White Lotus.

528
00:42:03,914 --> 00:42:07,817
And so began the legend

529
00:42:07,885 --> 00:42:12,188
of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.

530
00:42:12,256 --> 00:42:13,456
And what, pray tell,

531
00:42:13,524 --> 00:42:16,159
is the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique?

532
00:42:16,226 --> 00:42:22,031
Quite simply, the deadliest blow
in all of martial arts.

533
00:42:23,768 --> 00:42:27,304
He hits you with his fingertips

534
00:42:27,371 --> 00:42:31,308
at five different pressure
points on your body,

535
00:42:31,376 --> 00:42:35,512
and then lets you walk away.

536
00:42:35,579 --> 00:42:38,448
But once you've taken five steps

537
00:42:38,515 --> 00:42:42,552
your heart explodes
inside your body

538
00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:46,790
and you fall to the floor, dead.

539
00:42:46,857 --> 00:42:50,861
Did he teach you that?
No.

540
00:42:50,928 --> 00:42:55,967
He teaches no one the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.

541
00:42:56,034 --> 00:42:58,403
Now,

542
00:42:58,470 --> 00:43:03,174
one of the things I've always
liked about you, Kiddo,

543
00:43:05,110 --> 00:43:08,646
is you appear wise
beyond your years.

544
00:43:11,950 --> 00:43:16,587
So, allow me to impart
a word to the wise.

545
00:43:16,655 --> 00:43:18,289
Whatever...

546
00:43:18,357 --> 00:43:22,327
Whatever Pai Mei says, obey.

547
00:43:23,729 --> 00:43:27,432
If you flash him, even for
an instant, a defiant eye,

548
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:29,834
he'll pluck it out.

549
00:43:29,902 --> 00:43:34,205
And if you throw
any American sass his way,

550
00:43:34,273 --> 00:43:38,443
he'll snap your back and your
neck like they were twigs.

551
00:43:40,846 --> 00:43:43,781
And that will be
the story of you.

552
00:43:46,418 --> 00:43:48,419
(FLUTE)

553
00:44:04,067 --> 00:44:06,635
He'll accept you as his student.

554
00:44:06,703 --> 00:44:08,704
What happened to you?
Nothin'.

555
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:11,940
Get in a fight?
Friendly contest.

556
00:44:12,008 --> 00:44:13,542
Why did he accept me?

557
00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:17,779
Because he's a very,
very, very old man.

558
00:44:17,847 --> 00:44:21,083
And, like all rotten bastards,

559
00:44:21,151 --> 00:44:26,321
when they become old,
they get lonely.

560
00:44:26,389 --> 00:44:29,358
Which has no effect
on their dispositions,

561
00:44:29,425 --> 00:44:34,129
but it does teach them
the value of company.

562
00:44:34,197 --> 00:44:36,765
Whew. Oh.

563
00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:42,304
(SIGHS) Just seein' those
steps again makes me ache.

564
00:44:42,372 --> 00:44:45,340
You're gonna have a lot of fun
carrying buckets of water

565
00:44:45,408 --> 00:44:47,842
up and down that fucker.

566
00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:54,282
When will I see you again?

567
00:44:54,350 --> 00:44:57,886
That's the title of my favorite
soul song of the 70s.

568
00:44:57,954 --> 00:44:59,654
What?
Nothin'.

569
00:44:59,722 --> 00:45:03,191
When he tells me you're done.

570
00:45:03,259 --> 00:45:04,926
When do you think
that might be?

571
00:45:04,994 --> 00:45:07,929
That, my dearest,
depends entirely on you.

572
00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:11,666
Now remember,
no sarcasm, no back talk.

573
00:45:11,734 --> 00:45:14,102
At least not
for the first year or so.

574
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:17,272
You're gonna have to
let him warm up to you.

575
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:21,208
He hates Caucasians,
despises Americans,

576
00:45:21,276 --> 00:45:24,078
and has nothing
but contempt for women.

577
00:45:26,448 --> 00:45:30,852
So in your case...
it might take a little while.

578
00:45:30,919 --> 00:45:32,286
Adiós.

579
00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:34,355
(STARTS ENGINE)

580
00:47:41,151 --> 00:47:42,351
A little.

581
00:48:15,355 --> 00:48:18,623
I am proficient
in Tiger-Crane Style,

582
00:48:18,691 --> 00:48:20,125
and I am more than proficient

583
00:48:20,192 --> 00:48:22,761
in the exquisite art
of the Samurai sword.

584
00:48:22,828 --> 00:48:24,129
(SCOFFS)

585
00:48:34,307 --> 00:48:36,509
(LAUGHS)

586
00:48:52,626 --> 00:48:54,661
(LAUGHS)

587
00:49:45,711 --> 00:49:48,413
(WHOOSHES)

588
00:50:20,545 --> 00:50:23,313
(GRUNTS)

589
00:50:23,381 --> 00:50:25,449
(GRUNTS)

590
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,961
(LAUGHS)

591
00:50:45,604 --> 00:50:47,538
(GRUNTING)

592
00:51:37,656 --> 00:51:39,723
(GRUNTS)

593
00:51:46,498 --> 00:51:49,567
(GRUNTS)

594
00:51:49,635 --> 00:51:52,436
(GRUNTS, LAUGHS)

595
00:52:00,312 --> 00:52:02,614
(LAUGHS)

596
00:52:05,184 --> 00:52:07,352
Argh!

597
00:52:09,288 --> 00:52:10,922
Argh!

598
00:52:25,338 --> 00:52:26,605
No, please don't!

599
00:52:26,672 --> 00:52:28,073
(LAUGHS)

600
00:52:33,245 --> 00:52:35,480
Aaargh!

601
00:53:06,212 --> 00:53:08,280
Yes!

602
00:53:18,692 --> 00:53:21,261
(YELLS)

603
00:53:57,934 --> 00:54:00,802
(GRUNTS)

604
00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:02,938
(GRUNTS)

605
00:54:10,947 --> 00:54:13,015
(GRUNTS)

606
00:54:14,617 --> 00:54:17,085
(GRUNTS)

607
00:54:17,153 --> 00:54:18,854
(GROANS)

608
00:54:30,899 --> 00:54:32,366
(SCOFFS)

609
00:54:45,412 --> 00:54:48,948
(GRUNTING)

610
00:54:49,016 --> 00:54:50,850
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)

611
00:54:53,821 --> 00:54:55,855
(GRUNTING)

612
00:55:06,301 --> 00:55:08,369
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)

613
00:55:12,006 --> 00:55:14,174
(GASPING)

614
00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:26,488
(GRUNTING)

615
00:55:29,058 --> 00:55:31,226
(YELLING)

616
00:55:39,135 --> 00:55:41,270
(CONTINUES YELLING)

617
00:55:44,574 --> 00:55:46,876
(RAIN PATTERING)

618
00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:05,855
(SIGHS)

619
00:57:11,795 --> 00:57:14,063
(SIGHS)

620
00:57:25,309 --> 00:57:27,444
(WHOOSH)

621
00:58:19,097 --> 00:58:21,565
(GRUNTS)

622
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:08,648
(GRUNTS)

623
01:00:02,503 --> 01:00:06,205
Come on, you bitch.

624
01:00:07,808 --> 01:00:09,175
(GRUNTS)

625
01:00:47,146 --> 01:00:49,815
OK, Pai Mei.

626
01:00:51,985 --> 01:00:54,053
Here I come.

627
01:00:56,991 --> 01:00:59,359
(GRUNTING)

628
01:02:02,718 --> 01:02:05,019
(GASPING)

629
01:02:07,857 --> 01:02:09,958
(WHEEZING)

630
01:02:18,467 --> 01:02:20,568
(GRUNTS)

631
01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:24,506
(GASPING)

632
01:02:30,379 --> 01:02:32,480
(WHEEZING)

633
01:02:34,984 --> 01:02:37,285
(PANTING)

634
01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:56,004
(BELL CHIMES)

635
01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:06,047
May I have a glass
of water, please?

636
01:03:29,171 --> 01:03:30,605
(SCREECHING)

637
01:05:44,209 --> 01:05:47,644
So that's a Texas funeral?
Yep.

638
01:05:49,247 --> 01:05:51,582
I have to give it to ya, Budd.

639
01:05:51,650 --> 01:05:54,852
That's a pretty
fucked-up way to die.

640
01:05:54,919 --> 01:05:57,187
What's the name on the grave
she's buried under?

641
01:05:57,255 --> 01:05:59,489
Paula

642
01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:03,526
Schultz.

643
01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:10,733
Can I look at the sword?

644
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,835
That's my money right there
in that red bag, isn't it?

645
01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:16,705
It sure is.

646
01:06:16,773 --> 01:06:19,675
Well, then,
it's your sword now.

647
01:06:35,323 --> 01:06:37,891
(BLENDER DROWNS OUT, ELLE'S VOICE)

648
01:06:37,959 --> 01:06:40,259
What's that you said?

649
01:06:40,327 --> 01:06:42,461
So this is
a Hattori Hanzo sword.

650
01:06:42,529 --> 01:06:45,131
That's a Hanzo sword,
all right.

651
01:06:45,199 --> 01:06:49,535
Bill tells me you once had
one of these of your own.

652
01:06:49,603 --> 01:06:51,638
Yeah, once.

653
01:06:51,706 --> 01:06:54,207
Yeah? How does this one
compare to that?

654
01:07:03,585 --> 01:07:08,589
If you're gonna compare
a Hanzo sword,

655
01:07:08,656 --> 01:07:12,525
you compare it to every
other sword ever made -

656
01:07:12,593 --> 01:07:16,496
wasn't made - by Hattori Hanzo.

657
01:07:22,469 --> 01:07:24,803
(SNIFFS, CLEARS THROAT)

658
01:07:24,871 --> 01:07:28,541
Here you go.
Wrap your lips around that.

659
01:07:37,784 --> 01:07:40,319
So,

660
01:07:40,387 --> 01:07:43,589
which "R" are you filled with?

661
01:07:43,657 --> 01:07:45,524
What?

662
01:07:48,295 --> 01:07:50,330
They say

663
01:07:50,398 --> 01:07:54,702
the number-one killer
of old people

664
01:07:54,769 --> 01:07:58,038
is retirement.

665
01:07:58,106 --> 01:08:00,107
People got a job to do,

666
01:08:00,175 --> 01:08:04,278
they tend to live a little bit
longer so they can do it.

667
01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:08,083
I've always figured that

668
01:08:08,150 --> 01:08:13,988
warriors and their enemies
share the same relationship.

669
01:08:14,056 --> 01:08:15,990
So now that you're
not gonna have to

670
01:08:16,058 --> 01:08:20,629
face your enemy no more
on the battlefield,

671
01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:24,066
which "R" ya filled with?

672
01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:27,568
Relief?

673
01:08:30,105 --> 01:08:33,473
Or regret?

674
01:08:33,541 --> 01:08:35,776
A little bit of both.

675
01:08:35,844 --> 01:08:39,146
Horseshit.

676
01:08:39,213 --> 01:08:42,015
I'm sure you do feel
a little bit of both.

677
01:08:42,083 --> 01:08:45,852
But I know damn well
that you feel one

678
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,622
more than you feel the other.

679
01:08:48,689 --> 01:08:52,859
And the question was,
which one is it?

680
01:08:54,963 --> 01:08:57,898
Regret.

681
01:08:57,966 --> 01:09:00,401
You know, you gotta
hand it to the old girl.

682
01:09:00,468 --> 01:09:05,338
I never saw anybody buffalo Bill
the way she buffaloed Bill.

683
01:09:05,406 --> 01:09:07,474
Bill thought
she was so damn smart.

684
01:09:07,542 --> 01:09:09,876
And I tried to tell him

685
01:09:09,944 --> 01:09:12,212
she was just smart for a blonde.

686
01:09:31,399 --> 01:09:33,233
Thanks a bunch.

687
01:09:39,975 --> 01:09:42,910
(SNIFFS, CLEARS THROAT)

688
01:09:42,978 --> 01:09:45,546
(CHUCKLES)

689
01:09:45,614 --> 01:09:47,514
All right.

690
01:09:47,582 --> 01:09:50,317
(HISSING)

691
01:09:50,385 --> 01:09:52,820
Argh! Argh!

692
01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:04,699
(GROANS)

693
01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:19,782
Mmm.

694
01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:21,783
I'm sorry, Budd.

695
01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:24,453
That was rude of me,
wasn't it?

696
01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:28,024
Budd, I'd like to introduce
my friend, the black mamba.

697
01:10:28,092 --> 01:10:31,127
Black mamba, this is Budd.

698
01:10:31,195 --> 01:10:33,763
You know, before I picked
that little fella up,

699
01:10:33,831 --> 01:10:35,966
I looked him up on the Internet.

700
01:10:36,034 --> 01:10:39,236
Fascinating creature,
the black mamba.

701
01:10:39,304 --> 01:10:41,906
Listen to this.

702
01:10:41,974 --> 01:10:44,074
(GROANS)

703
01:10:46,044 --> 01:10:48,379
"In Africa, the saying goes

704
01:10:48,447 --> 01:10:50,982
'In the bush,
an elephant can kill you,

705
01:10:51,049 --> 01:10:52,583
a leopard can kill you,

706
01:10:52,651 --> 01:10:54,585
and a black mamba
can kill you.

707
01:10:54,653 --> 01:10:56,620
But only with the mamba,

708
01:10:56,688 --> 01:10:58,189
and this has been
true in Africa

709
01:10:58,256 --> 01:10:59,924
since the dawn of time,

710
01:10:59,991 --> 01:11:01,225
is death sure.'"

711
01:11:01,293 --> 01:11:05,964
"Hence its handle,
'Death Incarnate.'"

712
01:11:06,031 --> 01:11:08,032
Pretty cool, huh?

713
01:11:09,602 --> 01:11:13,271
"Its neurotoxic venom is one of
nature's most effective poisons,

714
01:11:13,339 --> 01:11:16,675
acting on the nervous system,
causing paralysis."

715
01:11:16,742 --> 01:11:20,278
"The venom of a black mamba
can kill a human being in four hours

716
01:11:20,346 --> 01:11:23,048
if, say, bitten on the ankle
or the thumb."

717
01:11:23,116 --> 01:11:26,551
"However, a bite
to the face or torso

718
01:11:26,619 --> 01:11:29,821
can bring death from paralysis
within 20 minutes."

719
01:11:29,889 --> 01:11:33,591
Now, you should listen to this,
'cause this concerns you.

720
01:11:35,394 --> 01:11:38,229
"The amount of venom that can
be delivered from a single bite

721
01:11:38,297 --> 01:11:41,565
can be gargantuan."

722
01:11:41,633 --> 01:11:44,135
You know, I've always liked
that word "gargantuan."

723
01:11:44,203 --> 01:11:48,106
I so rarely have an opportunity
to use it in a sentence.

724
01:11:48,174 --> 01:11:50,541
"If not treated quickly
with antivenom,

725
01:11:50,609 --> 01:11:53,445
ten to 15 milligrams
can be fatal to human beings."

726
01:11:53,512 --> 01:11:56,047
"However, the black mamba
can deliver

727
01:11:56,115 --> 01:11:59,385
as much as 100 to 400
milligrams of venom

728
01:11:59,452 --> 01:12:01,987
from a single bite."

729
01:12:04,124 --> 01:12:06,692
Now,

730
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:11,697
in these last agonizing
minutes of life you have left,

731
01:12:11,765 --> 01:12:14,733
let me answer that question
you asked earlier more thoroughly.

732
01:12:18,038 --> 01:12:21,140
Right at this moment

733
01:12:21,207 --> 01:12:24,577
the biggest "R" I feel
is regret.

734
01:12:26,613 --> 01:12:29,048
Regret that maybe

735
01:12:29,116 --> 01:12:32,452
the greatest warrior
I have ever met

736
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:38,593
met her end at the hands
of a bushwhackin', scrub,

737
01:12:38,660 --> 01:12:42,563
alky piece of shit like you.

738
01:12:44,499 --> 01:12:46,901
That woman deserved better.

739
01:12:48,370 --> 01:12:50,671
(MOANING STOPS)

740
01:13:26,574 --> 01:13:29,009
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

741
01:13:30,912 --> 01:13:33,580
Bill.

742
01:13:33,648 --> 01:13:36,883
I have some tragic news.

743
01:13:36,951 --> 01:13:39,719
Your brother's dead.

744
01:13:39,787 --> 01:13:42,656
I am so sorry, baby.

745
01:13:42,723 --> 01:13:46,192
She put a black mamba
in his camper.

746
01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:49,729
I got her, sweetie. She's dead.

747
01:13:51,331 --> 01:13:53,165
Let me put it this way,

748
01:13:53,233 --> 01:13:55,401
you ever start feeling
sentimental,

749
01:13:55,468 --> 01:13:57,569
go to Barstow, California.

750
01:13:57,637 --> 01:14:01,539
When you get here,
walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers.

751
01:14:01,606 --> 01:14:04,442
Then you take those flowers
to Huntington Cemetery

752
01:14:04,509 --> 01:14:06,444
on Fuller and Guadalupe,

753
01:14:06,512 --> 01:14:08,913
look for the headstone
marked "Paula Schultz,"

754
01:14:08,980 --> 01:14:11,048
and lay them on the grave.

755
01:14:11,116 --> 01:14:16,954
'Cause you will be standing
at the final resting place of Beatrix Kiddo.

756
01:14:17,022 --> 01:14:19,558
Marty Kitrosser?
Here.

757
01:14:19,625 --> 01:14:21,426
Melanie Harrhouse?
Here.

758
01:14:21,494 --> 01:14:23,962
Beatrix Kiddo?
Here.

759
01:14:24,030 --> 01:14:27,599
Look... I can be there
in about four hours.

760
01:14:27,667 --> 01:14:30,068
Do you want me to come over?

761
01:14:30,136 --> 01:14:33,572
No, no, no, no.
You need me, baby, I'm there.

762
01:14:36,275 --> 01:14:39,144
OK. I'm leaving now.

763
01:14:39,211 --> 01:14:42,247
You go smoke some pot or somethin'.
I'll be there soon.

764
01:14:57,228 --> 01:14:59,629
(GRUNTING)

765
01:15:43,676 --> 01:15:45,643
Ugh.

766
01:15:45,711 --> 01:15:47,812
Gross.

767
01:16:07,331 --> 01:16:10,300
Yaagh!

768
01:16:43,601 --> 01:16:45,736
Agh!

769
01:16:58,583 --> 01:17:00,651
Hi-ya!

770
01:17:10,194 --> 01:17:13,364
"To my brother, Budd.
The only man I ever loved.

771
01:17:13,431 --> 01:17:15,065
Bill."

772
01:17:25,877 --> 01:17:28,980
What's that?

773
01:17:30,482 --> 01:17:32,883
Budd's Hanzo sword.

774
01:17:32,951 --> 01:17:35,418
He said he pawned it.

775
01:17:35,486 --> 01:17:39,189
Guess that makes him
a liar now, don't it?

776
01:17:42,793 --> 01:17:46,596
Elle?
Bea.

777
01:17:46,663 --> 01:17:49,566
Somethin' I've always
been curious about.

778
01:17:49,634 --> 01:17:51,902
Just between us girls,

779
01:17:53,371 --> 01:17:57,809
what did you say to Pai Mei
to make him snatch out your eye?

780
01:17:57,877 --> 01:18:00,579
Argh! Ow! Ow!

781
01:18:01,548 --> 01:18:04,783
I called him a miserable
old fool.

782
01:18:04,851 --> 01:18:07,486
Ooh.

783
01:18:07,554 --> 01:18:09,956
Bad idea.

784
01:18:10,024 --> 01:18:11,758
Know what I did?

785
01:18:11,825 --> 01:18:17,163
I killed that miserable
old fool.

786
01:18:17,231 --> 01:18:20,900
ELLE: How do you
like the fish head,
you miserable old fool?

787
01:18:20,968 --> 01:18:23,502
I poisoned his fish heads.

788
01:18:26,974 --> 01:18:29,041
(ELLE LAUGHS)

789
01:18:33,847 --> 01:18:39,319
And I told him "To me,
the word of an old fool like you

790
01:18:39,386 --> 01:18:43,490
is worth less than nothing."

791
01:18:43,558 --> 01:18:45,092
(LAUGHS)

792
01:18:48,530 --> 01:18:50,431
That's right.

793
01:18:50,498 --> 01:18:52,533
I killed your master.

794
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:55,169
And now I'm gonna kill you, too.

795
01:18:55,237 --> 01:18:57,905
With your own sword, no less.

796
01:18:57,973 --> 01:19:04,313
Which, in the very immediate
future, will become my sword.

797
01:19:06,416 --> 01:19:08,517
Bitch.

798
01:19:08,585 --> 01:19:09,918
You don't have a future.

799
01:19:40,017 --> 01:19:42,685
(YELLING)

800
01:19:53,497 --> 01:19:55,064
(SCREMING)

801
01:20:00,371 --> 01:20:02,771
Fucking bitch!

802
01:20:03,872 --> 01:20:06,773
Fucking bitch!

803
01:20:14,948 --> 01:20:18,049
I'll kill you!
You're fuckin' dead!

804
01:20:20,485 --> 01:20:23,520
You bitch! You bitch!

805
01:20:23,588 --> 01:20:25,688
(MOANING, SCREAMING)

806
01:20:27,490 --> 01:20:30,292
I'll fucking kill you,
you bitch!

807
01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:32,760
(HISSES)

808
01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:34,995
Oh, I'll get you!

809
01:20:37,298 --> 01:20:38,999
I'm gonna...

810
01:20:40,367 --> 01:20:43,302
Where are you?
Lemme fuckin' at you!

811
01:20:43,370 --> 01:20:45,437
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

812
01:20:45,505 --> 01:20:49,407
Where are you?
I'm coming, you fucking bitch!

813
01:20:49,475 --> 01:20:52,209
You're fucking dead!
You're dead!

814
01:20:52,277 --> 01:20:54,664
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

815
01:20:54,732 --> 01:20:57,748
Oh... shit!

816
01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:01,468
(SCREAMING)

817
01:21:03,596 --> 01:21:07,382
(WIND BLOWING)

818
01:21:20,114 --> 01:21:23,004
("TU MIRA" BY LOLE Y MANUEL)

819
01:22:24,518 --> 01:22:26,811
BEATRIX: Like most men
who never knew their father,

820
01:22:26,879 --> 01:22:29,602
Bill collected father figures.

821
01:22:29,670 --> 01:22:32,626
The first was Esteban Vihaio.

822
01:22:32,694 --> 01:22:36,781
Esteban was a pimp
and a friend of Bill's mother.

823
01:22:36,848 --> 01:22:40,931
He ran a brothel in Acuna,
Mexico, for over 50 years.

824
01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:43,292
His army, the Acuna Boys,

825
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:46,980
made up of the fatherless
offspring of his whores, ran Acuna.

826
01:22:47,048 --> 01:22:50,371
He ran the Acuna Boys.

827
01:22:52,033 --> 01:22:53,563
Now, at the age of 80,

828
01:22:53,630 --> 01:22:57,083
it would be this retired
gentleman of leisure

829
01:22:57,151 --> 01:23:00,575
who could point me
in Bill's direction.

830
01:23:02,069 --> 01:23:04,529
Señor Esteban Vihaio?

831
01:23:05,957 --> 01:23:07,320
Yes.

832
01:23:07,388 --> 01:23:09,380
May I join you?

833
01:23:11,408 --> 01:23:14,564
Only on the condition
that you call me Esteban.

834
01:23:14,632 --> 01:23:19,182
May I join you, Esteban?
Please.

835
01:23:22,641 --> 01:23:25,029
<i>¿Americana?</i>

836
01:23:25,097 --> 01:23:26,789
Yes.

837
01:23:26,857 --> 01:23:29,517
I speak a little Spanish,
if you prefer.

838
01:23:29,585 --> 01:23:33,172
No, no, no, no.
I prefer English.

839
01:23:33,239 --> 01:23:35,695
I haven't spoken it in a while,

840
01:23:35,763 --> 01:23:39,120
but I would relish
the opportunity to converse

841
01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:42,044
with such a pretty
companion as yourself.

842
01:23:42,112 --> 01:23:44,071
It's my pleasure to be
in the company

843
01:23:44,139 --> 01:23:45,999
of such a fine gentleman
as yourself.

844
01:23:46,067 --> 01:23:49,557
I must warn you, young lady,

845
01:23:49,621 --> 01:23:52,482
I am susceptible to flattery.

846
01:23:55,670 --> 01:23:57,696
How may I be of service to you?

847
01:24:06,108 --> 01:24:07,767
Where's Bill?

848
01:24:10,062 --> 01:24:12,685
Ahh.

849
01:24:12,752 --> 01:24:16,772
You must be Beatrix.

850
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:20,097
I can see the attraction.

851
01:24:21,658 --> 01:24:24,848
I remember when Bill
was only five years old,

852
01:24:24,916 --> 01:24:26,975
I took him to the movies.

853
01:24:27,043 --> 01:24:30,797
It was a movie
starring Lana Turner.

854
01:24:30,865 --> 01:24:35,849
The Postman Always Ring Twice,
with John Garfield.

855
01:24:35,917 --> 01:24:39,174
And whenever she would
appear on the screen,

856
01:24:39,241 --> 01:24:42,298
Bill would begin compulsively
to suck his thumb

857
01:24:42,366 --> 01:24:44,822
to an obscene amount.

858
01:24:44,890 --> 01:24:50,549
And I knew from this very moment
this boy was a fool for blondes.

859
01:24:56,035 --> 01:24:58,136
Mmm.

860
01:24:58,204 --> 01:24:59,872
You know,

861
01:24:59,940 --> 01:25:03,810
being a fool for a woman
such as yourself

862
01:25:03,878 --> 01:25:07,214
is always the right thing to do.

863
01:25:09,283 --> 01:25:14,254
If we had met
when I was back in business,

864
01:25:14,322 --> 01:25:18,925
you would have been
my number-one lady.

865
01:25:21,362 --> 01:25:25,598
Well, I'm flattered.
You goddamn well better be.

866
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:31,870
This... I heard you
were driving a truck.

867
01:25:31,938 --> 01:25:34,873
My Pussy Wagon died on me.

868
01:25:34,941 --> 01:25:38,476
The Pussy died. Hmm.

869
01:25:40,712 --> 01:25:43,481
Bill shot you in the head, no?

870
01:25:43,548 --> 01:25:47,351
Yes.
Hmm.

871
01:25:47,419 --> 01:25:50,521
I would have been much nicer.

872
01:25:50,588 --> 01:25:52,923
I would have just cut your face.

873
01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:57,594
You must forgive me.

874
01:25:57,662 --> 01:26:01,031
Please... you have
a drink with me.

875
01:26:03,568 --> 01:26:07,804
Clara! (SMOOCHES)

876
01:26:09,306 --> 01:26:11,140
Coming.

877
01:26:12,609 --> 01:26:15,845
<i>Dos añejo.</i>

878
01:26:17,180 --> 01:26:18,880
(MUMBLES)

879
01:26:28,124 --> 01:26:29,625
<i>Gracias.</i>

880
01:26:34,531 --> 01:26:37,966
What were we talking about?

881
01:26:44,274 --> 01:26:46,141
Bill.

882
01:26:48,311 --> 01:26:52,047
Where's Bill?
Where's Bill.

883
01:26:52,115 --> 01:26:54,617
Yeah. Hmm.

884
01:26:54,684 --> 01:27:00,223
Bill is at the Villa Quatro,
on the road to Salina.

885
01:27:00,290 --> 01:27:04,059
I will draw you a map.

886
01:27:04,127 --> 01:27:08,030
Bill is like a son to me.

887
01:27:08,098 --> 01:27:12,069
Do you know why I help you?
No.

888
01:27:12,136 --> 01:27:15,573
Because he would want me to.

889
01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:18,008
Now, that I don't believe.

890
01:27:18,076 --> 01:27:20,511
Ahh.

891
01:27:20,579 --> 01:27:23,815
How else is he ever
going to see you again?

892
01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:34,687
Freeze, Mommy.

893
01:28:34,755 --> 01:28:36,755
Bang, bang! Oh!

894
01:28:36,823 --> 01:28:39,592
Oh! She got us, B.B.
Mommy got us.

895
01:28:39,660 --> 01:28:42,061
Oh, I'm dying.

896
01:28:42,129 --> 01:28:44,230
(GROANS) I'm dying.

897
01:28:46,933 --> 01:28:50,436
Fall down, sweetheart.
Mommy shot us.

898
01:28:51,905 --> 01:28:55,408
But little did
Quickdraw Kiddo know

899
01:28:55,475 --> 01:28:58,477
that little B.B.
was only playing possum,

900
01:28:58,545 --> 01:29:03,649
due to the fact that
she was impervious to bullets.

901
01:29:03,717 --> 01:29:05,851
I am pervious
to bullets, Mommy.

902
01:29:05,919 --> 01:29:09,521
Hey, get back down there.
You're playing possum.

903
01:29:09,589 --> 01:29:15,326
So, as the smirking killer
advanced on what she thought

904
01:29:15,394 --> 01:29:21,132
was a bullet-ridden corpse,
that's when little B.B. fired.

905
01:29:23,001 --> 01:29:25,102
Bang, bang!

906
01:29:31,910 --> 01:29:36,181
You're dead, Mommy. So die.

907
01:29:37,150 --> 01:29:39,184
Oh!

908
01:29:41,755 --> 01:29:43,890
B.B.

909
01:29:46,827 --> 01:29:50,697
Oh! B.B....

910
01:29:50,765 --> 01:29:53,033
(GRUNTS)

911
01:29:53,101 --> 01:29:56,203
I should've known.

912
01:29:56,271 --> 01:29:59,606
You are... the best.

913
01:30:06,481 --> 01:30:09,517
Oh, Mommy. Don't die.

914
01:30:09,585 --> 01:30:11,619
I was just playing.

915
01:30:16,993 --> 01:30:19,528
I know.

916
01:30:32,675 --> 01:30:35,743
I told her that you were asleep,

917
01:30:35,811 --> 01:30:40,647
but that one day you'd wake up
and come back to her.

918
01:30:40,715 --> 01:30:44,884
And she asked me, "If Mommy's
been asleep since I was born,

919
01:30:44,952 --> 01:30:47,754
then how will she know
what I look like?"

920
01:30:47,821 --> 01:30:53,460
To which I replied, "Because
Mommy's been dreaming of you."

921
01:30:55,529 --> 01:30:57,964
That's what I said.

922
01:30:58,032 --> 01:31:02,702
Did you dream of me?
I dreamed of you.

923
01:31:02,770 --> 01:31:06,473
Every single night, baby.
Every single night.

924
01:31:06,540 --> 01:31:10,710
I waited a long time
for you to wake up, Mommy.

925
01:31:21,722 --> 01:31:25,457
Now, let me look at you.

926
01:31:25,525 --> 01:31:27,659
Oh.

927
01:31:30,930 --> 01:31:34,866
My, my, my, what a pretty
little girl you are.

928
01:31:34,934 --> 01:31:37,703
You're pretty too, Mommy.

929
01:31:42,976 --> 01:31:46,612
Tell Mommy what you said
when I showed you her picture.

930
01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:47,780
Mm-mm.

931
01:31:47,848 --> 01:31:50,516
Come on, shy girl.
Mm-mm.

932
01:31:50,584 --> 01:31:53,252
Come on.
You know what you said.

933
01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:56,755
Come on. Tell Mommy.
It'll make her feel good.

934
01:31:56,823 --> 01:31:58,690
Come on.
Mm-mm.

935
01:31:58,758 --> 01:32:00,159
Yeah. Come on.

936
01:32:00,226 --> 01:32:02,794
I said... I said

937
01:32:02,862 --> 01:32:04,897
"You're the most
beautifulest woman

938
01:32:04,965 --> 01:32:09,268
I ever saw
in the whole wide world."

939
01:32:10,803 --> 01:32:14,373
That's the truth.
That's what she said.

940
01:32:14,441 --> 01:32:19,245
B.B., don't you think Mommy
has the prettiest hair

941
01:32:19,312 --> 01:32:21,214
in the whole wide world?

942
01:32:21,281 --> 01:32:25,151
Yes, I do.
Matter of fact, it's better than pretty.

943
01:32:26,620 --> 01:32:31,224
What's better than pretty?
Mmm... Gorgeous.

944
01:32:31,292 --> 01:32:34,794
Very good. Gorgeous.

945
01:32:34,862 --> 01:32:38,198
Mommy is gorgeous.

946
01:32:38,266 --> 01:32:44,037
Hmm. You know, sweetie,
Mommy's kinda mad at Daddy.

947
01:32:44,105 --> 01:32:47,074
Why, Daddy?
Were you being a bad daddy?

948
01:32:47,141 --> 01:32:52,779
I'm afraid I was.
I was a real bad daddy.

949
01:32:52,847 --> 01:32:56,818
Our little girl learned about
life and death the other day.

950
01:32:56,885 --> 01:33:01,389
Wanna tell Mommy about
what happened to Emilio?

951
01:33:03,725 --> 01:33:06,660
I killed him.

952
01:33:06,728 --> 01:33:11,833
Emilio was her goldfish.
Emilio was my goldfiss.

953
01:33:11,901 --> 01:33:14,169
She came running into my room,

954
01:33:14,237 --> 01:33:16,639
holding the fish in her hand
and crying,

955
01:33:16,707 --> 01:33:19,642
"Daddy! Daddy! Emilio's dead."

956
01:33:21,412 --> 01:33:25,415
And I said,
"Really? That's so sad."

957
01:33:25,483 --> 01:33:27,650
"How did he die?"

958
01:33:27,718 --> 01:33:30,820
And what did you say?
I stepped on him.

959
01:33:30,888 --> 01:33:36,092
Actually, young lady, the words
you so strategically used were

960
01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:40,096
"I accidentally stepped on him."

961
01:33:40,164 --> 01:33:42,064
To which I queried,

962
01:33:42,132 --> 01:33:44,901
"And just how did
your foot accidentally

963
01:33:44,969 --> 01:33:47,703
find its way
into Emilio's fishbowl?"

964
01:33:47,771 --> 01:33:49,138
And she said, "No, no, no.

965
01:33:49,206 --> 01:33:52,041
Emilio was on the carpet
when I stepped on him."

966
01:33:52,109 --> 01:33:56,046
Mmm. The plot thickens.

967
01:33:56,114 --> 01:34:01,084
"And just how did Emilio
get on the carpet?"

968
01:34:01,152 --> 01:34:04,922
And, Mommy, you would've
been so proud of her.

969
01:34:06,491 --> 01:34:08,892
She didn't lie.

970
01:34:08,960 --> 01:34:13,130
She said she took Emilio
out of his bowl

971
01:34:13,198 --> 01:34:16,667
and put him on the carpet.

972
01:34:18,270 --> 01:34:22,340
And what was Emilio
doing on the carpet?

973
01:34:22,407 --> 01:34:25,276
Flapping.

974
01:34:25,344 --> 01:34:28,781
And then you stomped on him.
Uh-huh.

975
01:34:28,848 --> 01:34:33,019
And when you lifted up
your foot,

976
01:34:33,087 --> 01:34:37,257
what was Emilio doing then?
Nothing.

977
01:34:37,325 --> 01:34:40,060
He stopped flapping,
didn't he?

978
01:34:42,463 --> 01:34:44,932
She told me later

979
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,401
that the second
she lifted up her foot

980
01:34:47,469 --> 01:34:51,705
and saw Emilio not flapping,
she knew what she had done.

981
01:34:51,773 --> 01:34:56,844
Is that not the perfect
visual image of life and death?

982
01:34:56,912 --> 01:34:59,080
A fish flapping on the carpet,

983
01:34:59,147 --> 01:35:02,483
and a fish not flapping
on the carpet.

984
01:35:04,219 --> 01:35:06,086
So powerful,

985
01:35:06,154 --> 01:35:09,656
even a four-year-old
with no concept of life or death

986
01:35:09,724 --> 01:35:11,791
knew what it meant.

987
01:35:13,727 --> 01:35:16,596
You loved Emilio, didn't you?
Uh-huh.

988
01:35:16,663 --> 01:35:19,932
Well, I love Mommy, too.

989
01:35:21,268 --> 01:35:23,469
But I did to Mommy
what you did to Emilio.

990
01:35:23,536 --> 01:35:27,406
You stomped on Mommy?
Worse.

991
01:35:27,473 --> 01:35:29,241
I shot Mommy.

992
01:35:29,309 --> 01:35:32,912
Not pretend shooting
like we were just doing.

993
01:35:32,979 --> 01:35:34,647
I shot her for real.

994
01:35:34,715 --> 01:35:37,216
Why? Did you want to see
what would happen?

995
01:35:37,284 --> 01:35:42,055
No, I knew what would happen
to Mommy if I shot her.

996
01:35:42,122 --> 01:35:44,090
What I didn't know was,

997
01:35:44,158 --> 01:35:46,560
when I shot Mommy,
what would happen to me.

998
01:35:46,627 --> 01:35:50,463
What happened?
I was very sad.

999
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:54,834
And that's when I learned

1000
01:35:54,902 --> 01:35:59,974
some things, once you do,
they can never be undone.

1001
01:36:02,911 --> 01:36:08,349
What happened to Mommy?
Why don't you ask Mommy?

1002
01:36:08,417 --> 01:36:11,585
You OK, Mommy? Did it hurt?

1003
01:36:11,653 --> 01:36:13,721
No, sweetie.

1004
01:36:15,491 --> 01:36:17,792
Doesn't hurt anymore.

1005
01:36:23,432 --> 01:36:26,734
Did it make you sick?

1006
01:36:26,802 --> 01:36:31,272
No. It made me sleep.

1007
01:36:31,339 --> 01:36:34,375
That's why I haven't been with you, B.B.
I've been asleep.

1008
01:36:34,443 --> 01:36:37,745
But you're awake now, Mommy.
Right?

1009
01:36:37,813 --> 01:36:40,915
I'm wide awake, pretty girl.

1010
01:36:40,983 --> 01:36:44,586
B.B., would you like Mommy
to watch a video with you

1011
01:36:44,654 --> 01:36:46,321
before sleepy time?

1012
01:36:46,389 --> 01:36:47,822
Uh-huh.

1013
01:36:47,890 --> 01:36:51,659
Mommy, do you wanna
watch a video with me before sleepy time?

1014
01:36:51,727 --> 01:36:54,429
Oh, yeah! I would love to.

1015
01:36:54,496 --> 01:36:56,898
Which one do you wanna watch?
Shogun Assassin.

1016
01:36:56,965 --> 01:36:59,767
No, B.B. Shogun Assassin
is too long.

1017
01:36:59,835 --> 01:37:03,838
Mm-mm.
No, it's not.

1018
01:37:03,905 --> 01:37:06,507
Well, then,

1019
01:37:06,575 --> 01:37:09,009
I'll leave you ladies to it.

1020
01:37:14,949 --> 01:37:20,387
BOY: When I was little,
my father was famous.

1021
01:37:20,455 --> 01:37:24,892
He was the greatest samurai
in the empire.

1022
01:37:24,960 --> 01:37:28,129
And he was the shogun's
decapitator.

1023
01:37:28,197 --> 01:37:33,468
He cut off the heads
of 131 lords.

1024
01:37:33,536 --> 01:37:36,137
My father would
come home to Mother,

1025
01:37:36,205 --> 01:37:38,173
and when he would see her

1026
01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:40,842
he would forget
about the killings.

1027
01:37:40,909 --> 01:37:43,010
He wasn't scared of the shogun,

1028
01:37:43,078 --> 01:37:46,080
but the shogun
was scared of him.

1029
01:37:46,148 --> 01:37:48,849
Maybe that was the problem.

1030
01:37:48,917 --> 01:37:51,885
One night, the shogun sent...

1031
01:37:51,953 --> 01:37:54,688
("ABOUT HER" BY MALCOLM McLAREN)

1032
01:38:04,698 --> 01:38:10,035
♪ My man's got a heart

1033
01:38:10,102 --> 01:38:16,641
♪ Like the rock
that's in the sea

1034
01:38:23,014 --> 01:38:28,285
♪ Well, no one told me
about her

1035
01:38:29,987 --> 01:38:33,390
♪ The way she lied

1036
01:38:35,393 --> 01:38:41,965
♪ Well, no one told me
about her

1037
01:38:42,033 --> 01:38:45,903
♪ How many people cried

1038
01:38:54,311 --> 01:38:59,983
♪ My man's got a heart

1039
01:39:00,051 --> 01:39:06,723
♪ Like the rock
that's in the sea

1040
01:39:06,791 --> 01:39:12,429
♪ My man's got a heart

1041
01:39:12,497 --> 01:39:19,170
♪ Like the rock
that's in the sea

1042
01:39:25,443 --> 01:39:32,249
♪ Well, no one told me
about her

1043
01:39:32,317 --> 01:39:35,585
♪ The way she lied

1044
01:39:37,821 --> 01:39:44,293
♪ Well, no one told me
about her

1045
01:39:44,361 --> 01:39:48,931
♪ How many people cried

1046
01:39:48,998 --> 01:39:55,004
♪ But it's too late
to say you're sorry

1047
01:39:55,071 --> 01:39:57,640
♪ How would I know?

1048
01:39:57,707 --> 01:40:01,577
♪ Why should I care?

1049
01:40:01,645 --> 01:40:07,249
♪ Please don't bother
trying to find her

1050
01:40:07,317 --> 01:40:11,687
♪ She's not there ♪

1051
01:40:13,490 --> 01:40:16,358
I was just admiring your sword.

1052
01:40:16,426 --> 01:40:19,962
Quite a piece of work.

1053
01:40:20,030 --> 01:40:24,867
Speaking of which,
how is Hanzo-san?

1054
01:40:24,935 --> 01:40:28,304
He's good.

1055
01:40:28,372 --> 01:40:31,407
Has his sushi
gotten any better?

1056
01:40:34,578 --> 01:40:39,215
You know, I couldn't believe it.
You got him to make you a sword.

1057
01:40:39,283 --> 01:40:41,384
It was easy.

1058
01:40:41,452 --> 01:40:43,619
I just dropped your name, Bill.

1059
01:40:43,687 --> 01:40:45,855
That'd do it.

1060
01:40:58,702 --> 01:41:04,741
♪ Well, no one told me
about her

1061
01:41:11,416 --> 01:41:17,021
♪ Well, no one told me
about her

1062
01:41:17,088 --> 01:41:20,891
I suppose the idea is
we cross Hanzo swords.

1063
01:41:20,959 --> 01:41:24,261
Am I right?

1064
01:41:24,329 --> 01:41:27,598
Well, it just so happens

1065
01:41:27,665 --> 01:41:31,268
this hacienda has
its own private beach.

1066
01:41:31,336 --> 01:41:33,437
And that private beach
just so happens

1067
01:41:33,504 --> 01:41:35,539
to look particularly beautiful

1068
01:41:35,607 --> 01:41:38,609
bathed in moonlight.

1069
01:41:38,676 --> 01:41:41,479
And there just so happens
to be a full moon out tonight.

1070
01:41:41,546 --> 01:41:44,448
So, sword fighter,

1071
01:41:44,516 --> 01:41:48,319
if you want a sword fight,
that's where I suggest.

1072
01:41:48,387 --> 01:41:52,690
But if you wanna be
old school about it

1073
01:41:52,758 --> 01:41:56,327
and you know
I'm all about old school

1074
01:41:56,395 --> 01:42:00,164
then we could wait until dawn
and slice each other up at sunrise

1075
01:42:00,232 --> 01:42:02,533
like a couple
of real-life, honest...

1076
01:42:04,436 --> 01:42:07,372
Now, if you don't settle down,

1077
01:42:07,439 --> 01:42:09,774
I'm gonna have to put one
in your kneecap.

1078
01:42:09,842 --> 01:42:13,078
And I hear tell that's
a very painful place to get shot in.

1079
01:42:15,182 --> 01:42:17,717
(LAUGHS)

1080
01:42:17,784 --> 01:42:20,353
I'm just fuckin' with you.

1081
01:42:20,421 --> 01:42:25,459
Now, when it comes to you

1082
01:42:25,526 --> 01:42:27,561
and us

1083
01:42:29,163 --> 01:42:32,298
I have a few
unanswered questions.

1084
01:42:32,366 --> 01:42:36,270
So, before this tale
of bloody revenge

1085
01:42:36,337 --> 01:42:38,338
reaches its climax,

1086
01:42:38,406 --> 01:42:41,175
I'm gonna ask you
some questions,

1087
01:42:41,242 --> 01:42:44,211
and I want you
to tell me the truth.

1088
01:42:44,278 --> 01:42:48,583
However, therein lies a dilemma.

1089
01:42:48,650 --> 01:42:51,185
Because when it comes
to the subject of me,

1090
01:42:51,253 --> 01:42:54,589
I believe you are
truly and utterly

1091
01:42:54,657 --> 01:42:56,591
incapable of telling the truth.

1092
01:42:56,659 --> 01:43:01,029
Especially to me.
And least of all, to yourself.

1093
01:43:01,097 --> 01:43:04,600
And when it comes
to the subject of me,

1094
01:43:04,667 --> 01:43:07,236
I am truly and utterly

1095
01:43:07,303 --> 01:43:11,474
incapable of believing
anything you say.

1096
01:43:11,542 --> 01:43:13,409
How do you suppose
we solve this dilemma?

1097
01:43:13,477 --> 01:43:17,514
Well, it just so happens,

1098
01:43:17,582 --> 01:43:19,684
I have a solution.

1099
01:43:19,751 --> 01:43:22,186
Agh!
Gotcha!

1100
01:43:22,254 --> 01:43:24,422
(GRUNTING) God damn!

1101
01:43:24,490 --> 01:43:26,858
(LAUGHS)

1102
01:43:26,926 --> 01:43:30,362
What the fuck did you
just shoot me with?

1103
01:43:30,430 --> 01:43:34,066
My greatest invention.
Or at least my favorite.

1104
01:43:34,134 --> 01:43:35,768
Don't touch it,

1105
01:43:35,836 --> 01:43:37,804
or I'll stick another one
right in your cheek.

1106
01:43:42,476 --> 01:43:44,877
What lies within that dart,

1107
01:43:44,945 --> 01:43:48,815
just begging to course
its way through your veins

1108
01:43:48,883 --> 01:43:50,784
is an incredibly potent

1109
01:43:50,852 --> 01:43:53,420
and quite infallible
truth serum.

1110
01:43:53,488 --> 01:43:56,623
I call it
"The Undisputed Truth."

1111
01:43:56,691 --> 01:43:59,092
Twice as strong
as sodium pentothal,

1112
01:43:59,160 --> 01:44:02,196
with no druggie aftereffects.

1113
01:44:02,263 --> 01:44:07,968
Except for a slight wave
of euphoria. You feel it?

1114
01:44:08,036 --> 01:44:10,604
Euphoria?
Yeah.

1115
01:44:10,672 --> 01:44:13,774
No.
Too bad.

1116
01:44:15,210 --> 01:44:17,578
As you know,

1117
01:44:17,645 --> 01:44:21,015
I'm quite keen on comic books.

1118
01:44:21,083 --> 01:44:24,718
Especially the ones
about superheroes.

1119
01:44:24,786 --> 01:44:30,356
I find the whole mythology
surrounding superheroes fascinating.

1120
01:44:30,424 --> 01:44:35,027
Take my favorite superhero,
Superman.

1121
01:44:35,095 --> 01:44:38,197
Not a great comic book.
Not particularly well drawn.

1122
01:44:39,766 --> 01:44:41,466
Mmm.

1123
01:44:41,534 --> 01:44:44,035
But the mythology...

1124
01:44:44,103 --> 01:44:47,471
The mythology is not only
great, it's unique.

1125
01:44:47,539 --> 01:44:51,809
How long does this shit take
to go into effect?

1126
01:44:51,877 --> 01:44:53,244
About two minutes.

1127
01:44:53,312 --> 01:44:55,780
Just long enough for me
to finish my point.

1128
01:44:55,848 --> 01:45:01,186
Now, a staple of
the superhero mythology is,

1129
01:45:01,254 --> 01:45:04,156
there's the superhero
and there's the alter ego.

1130
01:45:04,224 --> 01:45:06,391
Batman is actually Bruce Wayne,

1131
01:45:06,459 --> 01:45:09,661
Spider-Man is actually
Peter Parker.

1132
01:45:09,729 --> 01:45:11,629
When that character
wakes up in the morning,

1133
01:45:11,697 --> 01:45:13,431
he's Peter Parker.

1134
01:45:13,499 --> 01:45:18,670
He has to put on a costume
to become Spider-Man.

1135
01:45:18,738 --> 01:45:24,642
And it is in that characteristic
Superman stands alone.

1136
01:45:24,710 --> 01:45:27,478
Superman didn't become Superman.

1137
01:45:27,546 --> 01:45:30,348
Superman was born Superman.

1138
01:45:30,415 --> 01:45:34,652
When Superman wakes up
in the morning, he's Superman.

1139
01:45:34,720 --> 01:45:38,256
His alter ego is Clark Kent.

1140
01:45:38,324 --> 01:45:41,526
His outfit with the big red "S,"

1141
01:45:41,594 --> 01:45:43,795
that's the blanket
he was wrapped in as a baby

1142
01:45:43,863 --> 01:45:48,066
when the Kents found him.
Those are his clothes.

1143
01:45:48,134 --> 01:45:51,536
What Kent wears - the glasses,
the business suit

1144
01:45:51,604 --> 01:45:53,438
that's the costume.

1145
01:45:53,506 --> 01:45:58,243
That's the costume Superman
wears to blend in with us.

1146
01:45:59,679 --> 01:46:03,148
Clark Kent is how Superman
views us.

1147
01:46:03,216 --> 01:46:06,584
And what are the characteristics
of Clark Kent?

1148
01:46:06,652 --> 01:46:08,920
He's weak,

1149
01:46:08,988 --> 01:46:11,923
he's unsure of himself,

1150
01:46:11,990 --> 01:46:14,692
he's a coward.

1151
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:17,195
Clark Kent is
Superman's critique

1152
01:46:17,262 --> 01:46:19,898
on the whole human race.

1153
01:46:21,333 --> 01:46:26,104
Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo
and Mrs. Tommy Plympton.

1154
01:46:27,273 --> 01:46:29,441
Aso.

1155
01:46:29,508 --> 01:46:31,843
The point emerges.

1156
01:46:33,546 --> 01:46:37,015
You would've worn the costume
of Arlene Plympton.

1157
01:46:37,083 --> 01:46:40,852
But you were born Beatrix Kiddo.

1158
01:46:40,920 --> 01:46:43,521
And every morning
when you woke up,

1159
01:46:43,589 --> 01:46:45,957
you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo.

1160
01:46:46,025 --> 01:46:49,427
Oh, you can take
the needle out.

1161
01:46:55,501 --> 01:46:57,836
Are you calling me a superhero?

1162
01:46:57,904 --> 01:47:00,038
I'm calling you a killer.

1163
01:47:00,106 --> 01:47:03,008
A natural-born killer.

1164
01:47:03,076 --> 01:47:06,712
You always have been,
and you always will be.

1165
01:47:06,780 --> 01:47:09,014
Moving to El Paso,

1166
01:47:09,082 --> 01:47:12,551
working in
a used-record store,

1167
01:47:12,619 --> 01:47:16,755
goin' to the movies with Tommy,
clipping coupons.

1168
01:47:16,823 --> 01:47:18,624
That's you

1169
01:47:18,692 --> 01:47:22,260
trying to disguise yourself
as a worker bee.

1170
01:47:22,328 --> 01:47:25,297
That's you tryin'
to blend in with the hive.

1171
01:47:25,365 --> 01:47:28,666
But you're not a worker bee.

1172
01:47:28,734 --> 01:47:31,502
You're a renegade killer bee.

1173
01:47:31,570 --> 01:47:34,372
And no matter how much beer
you drank or barbecue you ate

1174
01:47:34,439 --> 01:47:37,741
or how fat your ass got,

1175
01:47:37,809 --> 01:47:41,712
nothing in the world
would ever change that.

1176
01:47:44,115 --> 01:47:46,316
First question:

1177
01:47:48,419 --> 01:47:53,789
did you really think your life
in El Paso was gonna work?

1178
01:47:59,463 --> 01:48:01,531
No!

1179
01:48:04,668 --> 01:48:07,603
But I would've had B.B.!

1180
01:48:07,671 --> 01:48:10,406
Don't get me wrong.

1181
01:48:10,474 --> 01:48:14,377
I think you would have been
a wonderful mother.

1182
01:48:14,444 --> 01:48:17,080
But you are a killer.

1183
01:48:21,118 --> 01:48:23,986
All those people you killed
to get to me

1184
01:48:24,054 --> 01:48:26,455
felt damn good, didn't they?

1185
01:48:28,592 --> 01:48:31,060
Yes.

1186
01:48:31,128 --> 01:48:33,730
Every single one of them?

1187
01:48:43,676 --> 01:48:46,578
Yes.

1188
01:48:48,815 --> 01:48:51,417
That was the warmup round.

1189
01:48:51,484 --> 01:48:56,922
Now comes the $64,000 question.

1190
01:49:03,529 --> 01:49:07,131
Why did you run away from me
with my baby?

1191
01:49:10,937 --> 01:49:14,339
Do you remember the last
assignment you sent me on?

1192
01:49:14,406 --> 01:49:16,875
Of course.

1193
01:49:16,943 --> 01:49:20,245
Lisa Wong.

1194
01:49:20,313 --> 01:49:24,483
The morning I left, I was sick.

1195
01:49:24,551 --> 01:49:28,954
On the plane, I threw up.

1196
01:49:29,022 --> 01:49:32,891
So I started thinking

1197
01:49:32,958 --> 01:49:35,093
maybe I was pregnant.

1198
01:49:35,160 --> 01:49:36,927
"Easy to use.

1199
01:49:36,995 --> 01:49:39,663
Remove cap and urinate
on the absorbent end for five seconds."

1200
01:49:41,766 --> 01:49:44,301
"Accurate results
in only 90 seconds."

1201
01:49:44,368 --> 01:49:47,938
"You can read the results
as soon as the line appears in the window."

1202
01:49:48,006 --> 01:49:49,073
(SIGHS)

1203
01:49:49,140 --> 01:49:51,542
(CLOCK TICKING)

1204
01:50:24,277 --> 01:50:25,377
Fuck.

1205
01:50:25,445 --> 01:50:27,546
BEATRIX: What I didn't know

1206
01:50:27,613 --> 01:50:29,548
was that somewhere
on my journey

1207
01:50:29,615 --> 01:50:31,783
I had been spotted.

1208
01:50:31,851 --> 01:50:35,320
With me in L.A.,
it didn't take Lisa Wong long

1209
01:50:35,387 --> 01:50:37,821
to send an assassin of her own.

1210
01:50:37,889 --> 01:50:40,791
(DOORBELL DINGS)
BEATRIX: Hello, can I help you?

1211
01:50:40,859 --> 01:50:43,627
Hello, I'm Karen Kim.
I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel.

1212
01:50:43,695 --> 01:50:46,096
I have a welcome gift
from the management.

1213
01:50:46,163 --> 01:50:49,132
Oh, that's nice. Um...

1214
01:50:49,199 --> 01:50:51,367
Can you just leave it
by the door?

1215
01:51:03,745 --> 01:51:05,112
You pretty good
with that shotgun?

1216
01:51:05,180 --> 01:51:07,114
Not that I have to be
at this range,

1217
01:51:07,182 --> 01:51:08,949
but I'm a fuckin' surgeon
with this shotgun.

1218
01:51:09,017 --> 01:51:11,819
Well, guess what, bitch.
I'm better than Annie Oakley,

1219
01:51:11,886 --> 01:51:13,687
and I got you
right in my sight.

1220
01:51:13,755 --> 01:51:15,656
I could blow
your fuckin' head off.

1221
01:51:15,724 --> 01:51:19,794
Not before I put one
right between your eyes, so let's talk.

1222
01:51:21,397 --> 01:51:23,831
Karen...

1223
01:51:25,534 --> 01:51:27,869
I just found out

1224
01:51:27,937 --> 01:51:29,905
right now

1225
01:51:29,972 --> 01:51:36,045
not a moment before you blew
a hole through the door

1226
01:51:36,113 --> 01:51:40,316
that I'm pregnant.
What is this?

1227
01:51:40,384 --> 01:51:43,287
On the floor by the door

1228
01:51:43,354 --> 01:51:46,456
is a strip that says
I'm pregnant.

1229
01:51:46,524 --> 01:51:48,992
Bullshit.

1230
01:51:49,060 --> 01:51:52,629
Any other time
you'd be 100 percent right.

1231
01:51:52,697 --> 01:51:55,799
This time

1232
01:51:55,867 --> 01:51:58,736
you're 100 percent wrong.

1233
01:52:00,171 --> 01:52:03,807
I'm the deadliest woman
in the world.

1234
01:52:03,875 --> 01:52:06,143
But right now

1235
01:52:06,211 --> 01:52:09,580
I'm just scared shitless
for my baby.

1236
01:52:09,648 --> 01:52:12,383
Please.

1237
01:52:12,450 --> 01:52:14,918
Just look at the strip.

1238
01:52:16,955 --> 01:52:18,722
Please!

1239
01:52:20,058 --> 01:52:24,495
Stay where you are
and don't move.

1240
01:52:42,014 --> 01:52:44,215
I don't know what
this fuckin' shit means.

1241
01:52:44,283 --> 01:52:46,684
The box with the directions
it's right there.

1242
01:52:58,530 --> 01:53:00,198
"Easy to use."

1243
01:53:00,265 --> 01:53:04,803
"Remove the cap and urinate
on the absorbent end."

1244
01:53:04,870 --> 01:53:06,504
Blue means pregnant.

1245
01:53:06,572 --> 01:53:09,841
I'll read it myself,
thank you.

1246
01:53:16,215 --> 01:53:20,818
Oh, OK. Say I were
to believe you. What then?

1247
01:53:20,886 --> 01:53:23,454
Just go home.

1248
01:53:25,357 --> 01:53:27,425
I'll do the same.

1249
01:53:32,231 --> 01:53:34,466
(OPENS DOOR)

1250
01:53:47,012 --> 01:53:48,646
Congratulations.

1251
01:53:52,284 --> 01:53:55,085
Before that strip turned blue

1252
01:53:55,153 --> 01:53:58,589
I was a woman. I was your woman.

1253
01:53:58,657 --> 01:54:02,059
I was a killer
who killed for you.

1254
01:54:02,127 --> 01:54:03,861
Before that strip turned blue,

1255
01:54:03,929 --> 01:54:08,432
I would've jumped a motorcycle
onto a speeding train.

1256
01:54:08,500 --> 01:54:11,736
For you.

1257
01:54:11,804 --> 01:54:15,172
But once that strip turned blue

1258
01:54:15,240 --> 01:54:18,743
I could no longer
do any of those things.

1259
01:54:18,811 --> 01:54:21,279
Not anymore.

1260
01:54:21,347 --> 01:54:24,816
Because I was gonna be a mother.

1261
01:54:27,019 --> 01:54:29,888
Can you understand that?

1262
01:54:31,991 --> 01:54:34,693
Yes.

1263
01:54:34,761 --> 01:54:40,032
But why didn't you tell me then,
instead of now?

1264
01:54:40,099 --> 01:54:42,467
Once you knew, you'd claim her.

1265
01:54:42,535 --> 01:54:44,436
And I didn't want that.

1266
01:54:44,504 --> 01:54:47,506
Not your decision to make.

1267
01:54:47,574 --> 01:54:49,808
Yes.

1268
01:54:49,876 --> 01:54:54,046
But it's the right decision,
and I made it for my daughter.

1269
01:54:54,114 --> 01:54:58,851
She deserved to be born
with a clean slate.

1270
01:54:58,919 --> 01:55:02,155
But with you
she would've been born

1271
01:55:02,223 --> 01:55:05,091
into a world she shouldn't have.

1272
01:55:06,560 --> 01:55:09,729
I had to choose.

1273
01:55:09,797 --> 01:55:11,864
I chose her.

1274
01:55:14,368 --> 01:55:17,170
You know, five years ago,

1275
01:55:17,237 --> 01:55:20,106
if I had to make a list
of impossible things

1276
01:55:20,173 --> 01:55:22,141
that could never happen,

1277
01:55:22,209 --> 01:55:24,310
you performing
a coup de grâce on me

1278
01:55:24,377 --> 01:55:27,746
by bustin' a cap in my crown

1279
01:55:30,317 --> 01:55:33,118
would've been right
at the top of the list.

1280
01:55:34,687 --> 01:55:37,890
I'd have been wrong,
wouldn't I?

1281
01:55:37,958 --> 01:55:39,825
I'm sorry.

1282
01:55:39,893 --> 01:55:43,195
Was that a question?

1283
01:55:43,263 --> 01:55:45,964
Of impossible things
that could never happen,

1284
01:55:46,032 --> 01:55:50,168
yes, in this instance,
you would've been wrong.

1285
01:55:50,236 --> 01:55:52,136
Well?

1286
01:55:52,204 --> 01:55:54,839
When you never came back,

1287
01:55:54,906 --> 01:55:58,075
I naturally assumed Lisa Wong,

1288
01:55:58,143 --> 01:56:01,079
or somebody else,
had killed you.

1289
01:56:01,146 --> 01:56:04,382
Oh! And for the record,

1290
01:56:04,450 --> 01:56:07,452
letting somebody think
somebody they love is dead

1291
01:56:07,519 --> 01:56:11,322
when they're not
is quite cruel.

1292
01:56:14,126 --> 01:56:18,729
I mourned you for three months.

1293
01:56:18,797 --> 01:56:23,134
And in the third month
of mourning you

1294
01:56:23,202 --> 01:56:25,703
I tracked you down.

1295
01:56:25,771 --> 01:56:27,838
I wasn't tryin'
to track you down.

1296
01:56:27,906 --> 01:56:33,277
I was tryin' to track down
the fucking assholes I thought killed you.

1297
01:56:33,345 --> 01:56:36,848
So I find you.

1298
01:56:36,915 --> 01:56:39,116
And what do I find?

1299
01:56:39,184 --> 01:56:42,587
Not only are you not dead,

1300
01:56:42,654 --> 01:56:47,224
you're getting married
to some fucking jerk.

1301
01:56:49,094 --> 01:56:51,729
And you're pregnant.

1302
01:56:54,832 --> 01:56:57,267
I... overreacted.

1303
01:57:05,842 --> 01:57:09,745
You overreacted?
Is that your explanation?

1304
01:57:09,813 --> 01:57:12,147
I didn't say I was
gonna explain myself.

1305
01:57:12,215 --> 01:57:14,650
I said I was gonna
tell you the truth.

1306
01:57:14,717 --> 01:57:20,022
But if that's too cryptic,
let's get literal.

1307
01:57:21,692 --> 01:57:24,194
I'm a killer.

1308
01:57:24,262 --> 01:57:27,598
I'm a murdering bastard.
You know that.

1309
01:57:27,666 --> 01:57:30,634
And there are consequences

1310
01:57:30,702 --> 01:57:34,972
to breaking the heart
of a murdering bastard.

1311
01:57:35,040 --> 01:57:37,775
You experienced some of them.

1312
01:57:41,114 --> 01:57:44,717
Was my reaction really
that surprising?

1313
01:57:44,784 --> 01:57:48,988
Yes. It was.

1314
01:57:50,991 --> 01:57:54,727
Could you do what you did?

1315
01:57:54,795 --> 01:57:58,531
Of course you could.

1316
01:57:58,599 --> 01:58:02,669
But I never thought
you would, or could,

1317
01:58:02,737 --> 01:58:05,038
do that to me.

1318
01:58:05,106 --> 01:58:08,107
I'm really sorry, Kiddo,

1319
01:58:08,175 --> 01:58:10,409
but you thought wrong.

1320
01:58:16,582 --> 01:58:20,719
You and I have
unfinished business.

1321
01:58:20,786 --> 01:58:24,989
Baby... you ain't kiddin'.

1322
01:58:46,011 --> 01:58:47,445
(GASPS)

1323
01:58:55,153 --> 01:58:57,822
(GROANS)

1324
01:58:57,890 --> 01:58:59,590
Pai Mei taught you

1325
01:58:59,658 --> 01:59:03,427
the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique?

1326
01:59:06,598 --> 01:59:08,732
'Course he did.

1327
01:59:10,635 --> 01:59:13,637
Why didn't you tell me?

1328
01:59:16,541 --> 01:59:18,776
I don't know.

1329
01:59:21,012 --> 01:59:23,881
Because I'm

1330
01:59:23,949 --> 01:59:26,617
a bad person.

1331
01:59:26,685 --> 01:59:28,753
No.

1332
01:59:30,722 --> 01:59:33,791
You're not a bad person.

1333
01:59:33,859 --> 01:59:36,794
You're a terrific person.

1334
01:59:36,862 --> 01:59:39,297
You're my favorite person.

1335
01:59:41,233 --> 01:59:45,203
But every once in a while

1336
01:59:45,271 --> 01:59:47,339
you can be a real cunt.

1337
02:00:06,826 --> 02:00:08,827
How do I look?

1338
02:00:24,407 --> 02:00:26,808
You look ready.

1339
02:02:13,575 --> 02:02:18,013
Well, well, well.
If it ain't the little flower.

1340
02:02:23,587 --> 02:02:26,288
NARRATOR: Good evening,
Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea.

1341
02:02:26,356 --> 02:02:28,223
Let's go to press. Flash.

1342
02:02:28,291 --> 02:02:31,026
Do you have a magpie
in your home?

1343
02:02:31,094 --> 02:02:33,461
If you do,
you are most fortunate.

1344
02:02:33,529 --> 02:02:37,198
The magpie is the most
charming bird in all the world.

1345
02:02:37,266 --> 02:02:39,734
He is the best friend
a farmer ever had.

1346
02:02:39,802 --> 02:02:42,870
Treat him gently.
Treat him kindly.

1347
02:02:42,938 --> 02:02:44,872
And always remember,

1348
02:02:44,940 --> 02:02:47,475
the magpie deserves
your respect.

1349
02:02:47,542 --> 02:02:49,610
(SOBBING)

1350
02:02:54,635 --> 02:03:04,635
- Sync By: <font color="#00FF00">elderman</font>
- Improved By: <font color="#00FF00">Fidel33</font>

1351
02:03:23,481 --> 02:03:25,949
Thank you.

1352
02:03:26,016 --> 02:03:29,986
Thank you. Thank you.

1353
02:03:30,054 --> 02:03:32,455
Oh, thank you.

1354
02:03:34,759 --> 02:03:36,459
MAGPIE: Now, I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.

1355
02:03:36,527 --> 02:03:39,162
I ain't got no headache.

1356
02:03:39,230 --> 02:03:42,566
Oh, yes, you have,
brother.

1357
02:03:42,634 --> 02:03:45,736
("MALAGUENA SALAROSA" BY CHINGON)

1358
02:05:27,943 --> 02:05:29,977
Yaaagh!

1359
02:07:23,590 --> 02:07:26,125
("GOODNIGHT MOON" BY SHIVAREE)

1360
02:07:36,501 --> 02:07:39,002
♪ There's a nail in the door

1361
02:07:39,070 --> 02:07:41,471
♪ And there's glass on the lawn

1362
02:07:41,539 --> 02:07:46,075
♪ Tacks on the floor,
and the TV is on

1363
02:07:46,143 --> 02:07:50,212
♪ And I always sleep
with my guns

1364
02:07:50,279 --> 02:07:53,916
♪ When you're gone

1365
02:07:53,983 --> 02:07:56,118
♪ There's a blade by the bed

1366
02:07:56,186 --> 02:07:58,353
♪ And a phone in my hand

1367
02:07:58,421 --> 02:08:00,222
♪ A dog on the floor

1368
02:08:00,289 --> 02:08:03,224
♪ And some cash
on the nightstand

1369
02:08:03,292 --> 02:08:06,761
♪ When I'm all alone,
the dreaming stops

1370
02:08:06,829 --> 02:08:10,633
♪ And I just can't stand

1371
02:08:10,700 --> 02:08:12,968
♪ What should I do?

1372
02:08:13,036 --> 02:08:15,605
♪ I'm just a little baby

1373
02:08:15,673 --> 02:08:19,876
♪ What if the lights go out
and maybe?

1374
02:08:19,944 --> 02:08:23,747
♪ And then the wind
just starts to moan

1375
02:08:23,815 --> 02:08:27,785
♪ Outside the door,
he followed me home

1376
02:08:27,853 --> 02:08:32,189
♪ Well, goodnight moon,
I want the sun

1377
02:08:32,257 --> 02:08:34,325
♪ If it's not here soon

1378
02:08:34,393 --> 02:08:36,661
♪ I might be done

1379
02:08:36,729 --> 02:08:40,932
♪ No, it won't be too soon
'til I say

1380
02:08:40,999 --> 02:08:44,469
♪ Goodnight moon

1381
02:09:01,686 --> 02:09:06,189
♪ Well, you're up so high,
how can you save me?

1382
02:09:06,256 --> 02:09:09,492
♪ When the dark comes here
tonight

1383
02:09:09,559 --> 02:09:13,963
♪ To take me up to
my front walk and into bed

1384
02:09:14,030 --> 02:09:16,933
♪ Where it kisses my face

1385
02:09:17,000 --> 02:09:19,068
♪ And eats my head

1386
02:09:19,136 --> 02:09:23,740
♪ What should I do?
I'm just a little baby

1387
02:09:23,807 --> 02:09:27,610
♪ What if the lights go out
and maybe?

1388
02:09:27,678 --> 02:09:31,681
♪ And then the wind
just starts to moan

1389
02:09:31,749 --> 02:09:35,953
♪ Outside the door,
he followed me home

1390
02:09:36,020 --> 02:09:40,358
♪ Now, goodnight moon,
I want the sun

1391
02:09:40,425 --> 02:09:44,763
♪ If it's not here soon,
I might be done

1392
02:09:44,830 --> 02:09:49,300
♪ No, it won't be too soon
'til I say

1393
02:09:49,368 --> 02:09:53,137
♪ Goodnight moon

1394
02:09:53,205 --> 02:09:57,741
♪ No, it won't be too soon
'til I say

1395
02:09:57,809 --> 02:10:00,844
♪ Goodnight moon ♪

1396
02:10:30,510 --> 02:10:33,546
("URAMI-BUSHI" BY MEIKO KAJI)

1397
02:16:46,528 --> 02:16:48,729
QUENTIN TARANTINO: And, action!

1398
02:16:48,797 --> 02:16:51,198
Argh!

1399
02:16:51,266 --> 02:16:53,500
QUENTIN TARANTINO: Cut.

1400
02:16:53,568 --> 02:16:55,235
Oh, come on. Let's do it again.