2 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,800 I was in seventh grade... 3 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:36,000 when I realized I was invisible, 4 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,500 Well, not that kind of invisible, 5 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,300 No, it was more like I was just,you know, kind of,., 6 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:46,400 Anonymous, A-N-O-N- 7 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,800 I-M-O-U-S, 8 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Anonymous, 9 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:51,300 I'm sorry, That's wrong, 10 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,500 W-O-R-N-G, Wrong, 11 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:56,100 It's not that I didn't try, 12 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,200 I mean, I was always a real... 13 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,900 Loser, 14 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,800 L-O-S-E-R, Loser, 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,200 Homework for tomorrow... 16 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,700 Of course, when it came to love... 17 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,800 Pass it on, 18 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:11,000 Yeah, That sucked, 19 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,200 S-U-C-K-E-D, Sucked, 20 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:19,800 There was another thing working against me, 21 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:21,200 Hi, 22 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:24,000 Hey, I'm Justin, I live just next door... 23 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:25,100 and, uh, my mom sent me over... 24 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,700 with these brownies or something, 25 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:30,000 Oh, hi, I'm Kate, W-We just moved here, 26 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,000 I mean, duh- the boxes and everything... 27 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,400 Holy jama lama, 28 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,200 KATE: That other thing is... my mom, 29 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,400 Hi, I'm Lori, 30 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,000 Um... I made these for you, 31 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:48,100 Be careful; you're hot, I mean... 32 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,800 they're hot, 33 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:51,000 So hot, 34 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,600 She's never had any trouble landing men, 35 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:56,000 She's just had trouble keeping them, 36 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:59,100 I used to keep track, but I found it exhausting, 37 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,100 So, I just call 'em all... Skip, 38 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,200 Hi, Kate, 39 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,900 I'm going... to be... your new... father, 40 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:06,500 Maybe we shouldn't... 41 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,200 get ahead of ourselves now, Skip, 42 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:09,900 It's, uh, it's Steve, kiddo, 43 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:11,800 Why do you keep calling me Skip? 44 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:13,400 KATE: Because, eventually... 45 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,800 that's what they all do, 46 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:18,700 It's happened so many times that my mom's developed... 47 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,900 a very mature reaction, 48 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:25,000 A quick therapy session... or two... or three... 49 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:28,300 and then we pack up the car and flee to another town, 50 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,600 Okay, maybe being invisible does have its advantages, 51 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:32,400 LORI: Excuse me! 52 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,200 Because, moving all the time... 53 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:37,900 I never had to deal with the whole ''awkward good-bye''thing, 54 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 All right, guys, here we go, 55 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:41,600 I'm open! 56 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,000 here's me, 57 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:46,400 It wasn't easy, but in just a few short months... 58 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,200 I went from ''sort of unknown''to... 59 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,000 Are you a narc? 60 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:52,400 But enough about me, 61 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,800 This story isn't even about me, 62 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,800 It's about him, 63 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,500 John Tucker, 64 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,100 Let's face it, He is the man, 65 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,000 Captain of the basketball team, his family's loaded... 66 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,400 and he looks somewhere between an Abercrombie model... 67 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,600 and a Greek god, 68 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,800 Tucker! 69 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Let's go,John! Kill the Bobcats! 70 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,500 Not real bobcats, I mean, they're endangered, 71 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:37,500 This is Carrie Schaefer, 72 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,200 It's no question who's taking the Kodiaks to State this year, 73 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,100 John Tucker here, also known as ''Tuck''... 74 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,600 - ''T-Man,'' ''T-Dog...'' - T-Dog! 75 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,200 ...some people call me ''T-Money''... 76 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:48,200 but I'm best known as ''El Capitan,'' 77 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,900 Ho-ho, Heather! 78 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,200 Whoo-hoo! 79 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,800 Shake it, baby! 80 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:01,500 Short skirts equals talent, Yay, 81 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Heather's hot! 82 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,400 Go, Kodiaks! 83 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,200 Go Kodiaks! 84 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,000 Hey, Table six, 85 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,500 I remember the first time... 86 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,800 I spoke toJohn Tucker, 87 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,100 It's not like he blew me away or anything, 88 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,600 I mean, I was totally in control, 89 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:33,000 - Hi, - Yes, 90 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,500 I mean... no, 91 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,600 I-I mean, y... 92 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:40,800 I'm... not quite ready to order, 93 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:42,100 Thanks, 94 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:46,600 Please tell me I did notjust curtsy, 95 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,600 What was I thinking? 96 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,100 Of course a guy like that already has a girlfriend, 97 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,400 That's Carrie Shaeffer, 98 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,800 Runs the school TVstation... 99 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,800 not to mention the Honor Society... 100 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:57,400 Junior Achievers, 4-H Club... 101 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:00,000 Future Filmmakers of America, Big Sisters... 102 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,800 Adopt-A-Shut-In, and... I think that's it, 103 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,600 I've decided to write a children's book, 104 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:06,800 Oh, and she's writing a children's book, 105 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,300 Mm! You are so sexy when you speak French, 106 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,800 Mm... 107 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,600 Uh, do you guys... want a minute? 108 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,100 KATE: Whoa, scratch that, 109 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,500 He's got two girlfriends, 110 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,100 That one's Heather, head cheerleader, 111 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,400 Sort of self-explanatory, 112 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,800 And Molly's all... 113 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:36,600 ''Why don't we 'Stomp, Fight, Roar?''' 114 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:37,800 ''Stomp, Fight, Roar?'' 115 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:39,800 I know! 116 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,400 I mean, at halftime? What a dud, 117 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:45,700 Two green salads, dressing on the side, 118 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,200 Salmon for her, Lobster for me, 119 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,500 I love when you do that, 120 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,700 I love doing that, 121 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,100 I love that you love that I love you doing that, 122 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,900 And... no need to rush between courses, 123 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,100 That top... looks so hot on you, 124 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,300 I bet it's even hotter off of you, 125 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,500 JOHN: Never been here before, babe... 126 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,900 so I hope they have good vegetarian, 127 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,600 Okay, stop it already, 128 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,000 Three girlfriends? 129 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,400 JOHN:Oh, no! Veal? 130 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,700 I'm sorry, Let's just go, 131 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,100 You know, if I wanted to torture animals... 132 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,300 I'd go to a medical lab, 133 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,600 Hey, 134 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:22,800 Which... 135 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:25,600 I would never do, 'cause they... torture animals, 136 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:28,600 Okay, I'm not passing judgment... 137 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,000 but, for whatever reason... 138 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:33,400 being a vegan teen activist is usually code for ''easy, '' 139 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:36,000 You know, for you, I don't have to give up all meat, 140 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 See? I'm not making this stuff up, 141 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,100 I don't get it, 142 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,700 I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool, 143 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:43,800 How do they not know... 144 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,500 thatJohn's cheating on all of them? 145 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,000 He's a total operator, 146 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:49,000 He goes out with girls from different cliques... 147 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:51,200 so that they never actually talk to each other, 148 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,800 And then he tells them that his father... 149 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,900 won't let him date during basketball season... 150 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,700 so they'll have to keep it a secret, 151 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,400 How'd you learn all this stuff? 152 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:03,900 I don't know,Just a guess, 153 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:09,900 - Hey, there he is, - Yo, bro, 154 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:14,100 - He did? - Yeah, totally, 155 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,500 Hold on, one second, 156 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,200 Hey, Yeah, actually... 157 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,200 What's up, fellas? 158 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,500 What's up, man? 159 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,400 Yo, Tuck! 160 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,300 Agua, please? And some popcorn, 161 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,000 What's up, girl? 162 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,200 Hey, 163 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,600 Lookin' good, 164 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,800 Hey,Johnny, 165 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,800 Hey, 166 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:52,100 Hey, 167 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:01,300 You got something sweet for me? 168 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,000 Of course, 169 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:06,200 I don't know, 170 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,800 John was confident... 171 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:19,700 in his system forjuggling girls... 172 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,200 but even he couldn't anticipate the events of Black Tuesday, 173 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,000 Oh, my gosh! 174 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,700 Coach Claypoole! Are you all right? 175 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,700 How was he to know... 176 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,500 Coach Claypoole had acute angina? 177 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:36,800 It wasn'tJohn's fault, 178 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:39,200 It was a pre-existing condition, and she stabilized... 179 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:42,100 and took early retirement in Sun City, Florida, 180 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,500 John Tucker, 181 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,100 Anyway, the point is... 182 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,200 Coach Claypoole is in the hospital... 183 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,500 so we're combining all first period gym classes, 184 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:55,100 Yeah, yeah, I know, We all hate each other, 185 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,100 No, we hate you, 186 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,100 Okay,Jennifer, Alison, Molly... 187 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,400 Sarah, Denise and Kimmi, this side! 188 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,500 My name is Lucretia! 189 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:10,100 On this side, I want Beth, Carrie, Heather and... 190 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,100 what's-your-face, 191 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,800 I'm Kate, Kate, 192 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,400 All right, ladies... let's play ball! 193 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,800 You're Heather, right? I'm Kate, 194 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:20,400 So? 195 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,000 You weren't at the party last night, Where were you? 196 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:25,700 Well, this is totally on the DL, I mean, not fit to print, 197 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:30,200 I'm dating...John Tucker, 198 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:32,800 Hey! 199 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Sorry, It slipped, 200 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:39,300 Okay, All right, I'm fine, 201 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,300 Okay, everybody, Let's play, 202 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:47,900 You know what? 203 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,800 That was no accident! 204 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,200 He's mine! Stay away from him! 205 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,300 Oh, you little brat! 206 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,800 Oh! Girls! Peace and love! Come on! 207 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:57,100 No guy is worth fighting over! Stop! 208 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,300 There's nothing to fight about! 209 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,500 John Tucker's mine! 210 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,500 Oh! 211 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,800 What the hell is your problem? 212 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,100 I am dating John Tucker, 213 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,500 Enough! 214 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,400 She knocked her out, 215 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,000 Let's get back in the game, 216 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:17,600 I said, ''Enough!'' Stop it, Beth, 217 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,300 Darn it, Coach, Let me at her! 218 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,400 -Just let me get them! - Put those balls down! 219 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,400 Put those balls down! Put down those balls! 220 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,300 Just stop! 221 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,200 This guy is cheating on all of you... 222 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,300 and instead of taking it out on him... 223 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,200 you're beating the shit out of each other?! 224 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,300 Language! 225 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:52,000 Detention, You, you, you and you! 226 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,600 Honestly, 227 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,500 Who is that? 228 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,000 I don't know, Pam... something, 229 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,600 Uh... 230 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,500 Sorry, it's, uh... 231 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,300 Cheap Trick, I understand, 232 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,800 Yeah, Yeah, it is, 233 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,800 Yeah, you can't really hum to Cheap Trick, 234 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,100 No, once you've started... 235 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,900 you're kind of obligated to... to belt it out, 236 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,800 Yeah, 237 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,000 I'm Scott, 238 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,500 You're from... Chemistry, right? 239 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,400 Yeah, Yeah, I'm-I'm Kate, 240 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,300 So, um, where is everybody? 241 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,300 Detention? 242 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,200 You-You came early to detention? 243 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:04,000 Oh, um, well, it's, you know... 244 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,500 I would hate to m-m-miss a minute... 245 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,600 of being... detained, 246 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,000 Hey, babe, 247 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,400 Hey,John, 248 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,600 I had a great time with these two on the beach, 249 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,100 Ugh... 250 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,100 Oh, Wow, 251 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,600 That's not, uh, usually the reaction he gets from girls, 252 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,200 It's generally more like a... 253 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,600 Yeah, okay, 254 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,300 ''Jerk'' isn't really my type, 255 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,600 Yeah, you're right, 256 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,300 He can have his jerk moments, 257 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,600 Oh, I thought he was you guys'... god, or whatever, 258 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,300 You're close, He's my older brother, 259 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,800 Oh, You're the other Tucker? 260 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,200 What is that? Is that, like, ''the loser Tucker''? 261 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,800 Oh, no, no, That's not what I meant, 262 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,600 I just... you just don't look... 263 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,900 Hot, buff, or capable of inciting an all-girl smackdown? 264 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,200 No, you're right, 265 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,300 Naw, it's-it's cool, 266 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,400 I'll let you in on a secret, though, 267 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,000 My mom... 268 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:02,600 says I'm special on the inside, 269 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,900 Good for you, 270 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,500 Yeah, 271 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,300 John? Can I talk to you for a sec? 272 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,000 Yeah, sure, 273 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,400 Later, guys, 274 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,100 Later, man, 275 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,400 So, what's up? 276 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:23,000 In PE today, some loser said that she went out with you, 277 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:27,000 Really? And you believed her, 278 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,600 No, I mean, I don't know, 279 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,800 You can't have a girlfriend... 280 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,500 ...in basketball season, 281 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,900 But... 282 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,600 if I could... you know who it'd be, 283 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,100 You know, I don't know why girls say stuff like that, 284 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,100 I mean, I think they're just... 285 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,400 jealous of what we have, 286 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,400 Because we share something special, 287 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,000 Something we don't have to label, 288 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,800 You know, it's... it's an unspoken bond, 289 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,000 And I love how secure you are, 290 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,800 All right, 291 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,800 Detention has begun, 292 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,200 I'll be right back, 293 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,800 And no talking! 294 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,500 So, I talked toJohn, 295 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,900 It was sweet, 296 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,400 He felt bad for you, 297 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,800 He said that you were jealous because... 298 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,400 we share something special, 299 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,700 Something that... 300 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,000 we didn't have to label because it's... 301 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,500 Because it's our unspoken bond... 302 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,700 and I just love how secure you are? 303 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,700 And it hurts me to hear you question it? 304 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,000 Because you're the... 305 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,100 ...only girl for me?! 306 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,100 Damn! 307 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 He said the same thing to all of us, 308 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,300 Figures, He makes up with us... 309 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,000 and then he hooks up with us... 310 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:38,900 You guys hooked up? 311 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000 John and I share something special, 312 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,500 Oh, what, that you've both been in your pants? 313 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,800 We share a vegan/nonviolent outlook on life, 314 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,400 Hippie slut, 315 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,900 Oh, nice, Heather, 316 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,400 It's not like everyone doesn't know... 317 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,100 that Little Miss Cheerleader brings it on, 318 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,900 - Look... - You, too? 319 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,200 -John and I belong together, 320 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,200 He is the team captain, and I am... 321 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,500 the head cheerleader, 322 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,800 Oh, I'm sorry... 323 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,000 what kind of cheerleader? 324 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,000 Oh, like he'd take either of you two seriously! 325 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,100 - Do not lump me with her! - Oh, so, what... 326 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,100 - now you're better than me? - Shut up, 327 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,300 - What? - Excuse me? - What? 328 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,600 Sorry, S-Sorry, 329 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:14,800 You have something to say? 330 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,900 Uh... 331 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,600 No, it's none of my business, 332 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,400 What? 333 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,100 Okay, let me guess, 334 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,200 Does he always use pet names like ''baby''... 335 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,600 and ''sweetheart''? 336 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,400 Yeah, it's not out of affection, 337 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,200 It's so he won't mix up your names, 338 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:34,000 And-And he's all about an unspoken bond... 339 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,400 or something special, but never about a relationship, 340 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,200 A-And the whole arrangement was your idea... 341 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,400 so you feel guilty that he cheated, 342 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,400 Oh, my God, You're dating John, too, 343 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,800 No, uh... 344 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,200 No, I just knew a guy like him, 345 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,200 Skip, 346 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,600 She's right, I mean, he's always making me feel guilty, 347 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,800 - Yeah, - It seems to me... 348 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,600 that if a guy treats you like that, it... 349 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,500 You'd break up with him, Blah-blah-blah-blah, 350 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,600 John would have another girlfriend in a second, 351 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,000 No, I didn't say, ''break up,'' 352 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,400 I'd get even, 353 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,000 Who are you? 354 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,500 I know! 355 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,100 You're that girl who wigged out last year and got sent to rehab! 356 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,000 No, I... 357 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,400 Then you got taken away for bulimia, 358 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,700 - No, - Fat camp? 359 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,800 - No, My name's... - Hey! No talking! 360 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,100 - My name is... - No... talking! 361 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,600 Hey, honey! 362 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,800 I'm in a hurry, 363 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,200 I've got a... big date tonight, 364 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,600 Drummer? 365 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:38,600 Doctor, 366 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,100 Well, veterinarian, 367 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,700 Technician, 368 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,600 - So you're dating a dog nurse, 369 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:49,000 You've... got a friend at the door, 370 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,200 What?! 371 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,700 LORI: Have fun, girls! 372 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,200 Kate, right? 373 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,400 Yeah, Kate, 374 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,000 I wanna bring down you-know-who, 375 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,600 Normally I'm opposed to the slaughter of animals... 376 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,000 but in John Tucker's case, I'll make an exception, 377 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,300 I don't even know him, 378 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,400 So? You don't know anyone, 379 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,800 You're like the Swiss, You're neutered, 380 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,400 Uh, it's neutral, Kate, if the three of us... 381 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,100 tried this alone, we would kill each other, 382 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,100 You brought us here, You showed us that we have... 383 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,100 something in common, 384 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,800 Exactly, We all wanna killJohn Tucker, 385 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,800 Wow, 386 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,000 Okay, 387 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,700 Learning Center? 388 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,100 Who knew this was here? 389 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,700 Look at him, struttin' his stuff like he owns the place, 390 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,800 Well, he does, 391 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,900 For now, 392 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,700 This way, 393 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,300 Don't touch anything, 394 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,000 Wow, 395 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,400 You spend way too much time in after-school programs, 396 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,100 Thank you, 397 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Beth, can you get the lights? 398 00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:00,800 It's the remote... labeled ''lights,'' 399 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:04,000 Okay, guys, Let's go, 400 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:08,200 Please try and pay attention, and all cell phones off, 401 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,100 Kate... do your thing, 402 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:13,200 My thing? Oh, okay, 403 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,800 What... is it that attracted you toJohn...? 404 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,400 Kate, I like where you're going with this, 405 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,400 Okay, girls, we need to defineJohn, 406 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,100 He's a statue wrapped in a painting... 407 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,600 in a frame made of muscles, 408 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,000 But what makes him tick? 409 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,100 Is it that charm? Is it that smile? 410 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Is it that perfect tan? 411 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,500 What is it, girls? Dig deep, 412 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,000 It's everything, 413 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,800 It's his eyes... 414 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,200 his lips, his chest, the... 415 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,800 the way that, when he holds you... 416 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,200 his whole body kinda tightens... 417 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,600 Uh, we all know what happens when boys get happy, 418 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,600 Not what I meant! 419 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,000 You guys, save it forJohn, okay? 420 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,100 Look, back to the point, We all agree he's hot, 421 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,100 So, what do we do? 422 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,800 Well, in cheer, we usually tear down the other team... 423 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,600 by undermining their confidence, makin' 'em feel lame, 424 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,200 I don't think this is a case for... 425 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,000 ''U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi,'' 426 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,200 Shut up, 427 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,400 Heather, as much as I hate to admit this... you have a point, 428 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,000 Right, 429 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,000 And-And sinceJohn's game is that he always has a date... 430 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:15,600 to get even with a guy like that, you make him... undatable, 431 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,900 Yes, 432 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,100 - Undatable, 433 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,900 A systematic destruction... 434 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,100 of all that is John Tucker, 435 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,400 Girls... I think I have an idea, 436 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,600 I'm telling you, babe... 437 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,800 you could make your looks work for you, 438 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,300 Don't you think, Robert? 439 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,400 You know, Robert knows my mom... 440 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,600 and he shoots for Vogue, Elle, GQ, 441 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,100 And of course he's done... 442 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,100 all my yearbook photos since middle school on recycled paper, 443 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,600 Okay,John, 444 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,600 The trick is just relax... 445 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,200 and behave naturally, yeah? 446 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,600 Now pout for me,John! Pout! 447 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,400 More pouting, yeah! Oh, yeah, I love you, 448 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,000 I love you, Now make me hate you! 449 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,200 Hate me! Yeah! Oh, yeah! 450 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,600 Oh, you hate me! Oh, you hate me,John! 451 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,200 Nice, nice, nice! Now you're a tree, 452 00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,800 It's windy, Shake your branches! 453 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:00,900 - Big storm,John, - It's good, 454 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,300 Big storm, Bigger, bigger, bigger, 455 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,300 Now hate me,John, 456 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,100 Hate me, 457 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,100 Oh, you hate me,John! 458 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 It is so amazing that you're into sculpture, 459 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,100 I mean, what are human beings here for if not to, you know... 460 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,800 make... horses and stuff out of clay? 461 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Really? I'm so glad you feel that way, 462 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,100 Totally, 463 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,900 Hey, isn't that you? 464 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,800 I do some part-time male modeling, 465 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,000 - Really? - Yeah, 466 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000 I didn't know that, 467 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,000 -Can I have a sip? - Yeah, 468 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,100 I know that guy! 469 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,300 Um... 470 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,000 What?! No, I... 471 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,000 I don't have that, 472 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,800 Holly... I-I-I don't have that! 473 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,400 God, ooh, Don't touch me, 474 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,300 - Don't touch me, Don't touch me, - Holly, wait! 475 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,700 Holly! 476 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,900 That's him! 477 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,500 What? No, that's not real, 478 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,800 I only model as a guy with herpes, 479 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,500 Goin' to the free clinic, Tuck? 480 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,800 Rule #1 in warfare; 481 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:14,200 Never underestimate your opponent, 482 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,700 Oh, I love you, Tucker! 483 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,600 I don't personally suffer from an STD... 484 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,500 but one in five young adults do, 485 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,400 And I am proud to give my voice to the silent, 486 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,000 That's right, baby! 487 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:39,000 - Thanks! 488 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,800 Okay, it should've worked, 489 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,800 I mean, are we missing something? 490 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,700 - I am, My social life, - Hey! 491 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,000 Hey, Ms, Spencer, 492 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,100 ''Lori,'' please, 493 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 So, what are you girls up to? 494 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,000 - Destroying a man, - Ooh, who do I make my check out to? 495 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,200 He's totally indestructible, 496 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:56,400 We give him herpes, they give him an award, 497 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,700 Fake herpes, Mom, N... 498 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,100 It was a whole reputation thing, 499 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,600 It's a long story, 500 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,100 Sure, Yeah, the old ''fake herpes, reputation...'' thing, 501 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,300 You know, um... 502 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,700 I can unpack the groceries if you've got... stuff, 503 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,100 I get it, All right, 504 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,500 Play nice, girls, Hmm, 505 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,700 Okay, your mom is so hot! 506 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,800 She does Yogalates, 507 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,600 Carrie, what are you always typing on there? 508 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,800 Oh, lists... normal stuff, same as everyone, 509 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:28,600 I have my ''To Do'' list, my ''Goals'' list... 510 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,300 my ''Contingency'' list, my ''Observations''... 511 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,500 my ''Notions,'' which, of course, are very different... 512 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,000 because ''Observations'' require a topic sentence... 513 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:35,600 and ''Notions'' do not, 514 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,700 Normal stuff, 515 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,000 Right, Normal, 516 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,100 Totally, 517 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,100 Well, at least I'm not medicated, 518 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,200 Excuse me, This is an all-natural beauty supplement, 519 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,300 What are you taking? 520 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,100 Estrogen? Heather! 521 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,700 They torture innocent horses for this, 522 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,200 It's made from their pee, 523 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,300 Peeing isn't torture, Menopause is, 524 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,300 I steal it from my mom, 525 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,000 Guys take steroids to get pecs, 526 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,000 I just wanna go up a cup size, 527 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,100 I don't think it works like that, 528 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,400 It stops your natural hormone production, 529 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,600 Yeah, and when you run out... 530 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,800 you're gonna grow a mustache and a penis, 531 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,400 Are you serious? 532 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,100 Okay, you guys, we've gotta get back toJohn, 533 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,100 Okay, What we need is one major hit... 534 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,900 that's gonna crush his whole macho thing, you know? 535 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,600 We need him to understand what it feels like to be us, 536 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,000 Right, 537 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:26,600 And what's more terrifying to a man than... 538 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:29,000 not being manly? 539 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,000 I wanna see a three-man weave from center, 540 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,600 Two hands, Matt, 541 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:37,800 You, too, Chris, 542 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,400 All right, keep it goin' now! 543 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,100 All right, here we go, 544 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,400 Alex, you, too, Come on, Pick it up, 545 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,000 Better, Tucker, 546 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:50,600 Take a drink, you guys, 547 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,000 What's up, babe? 548 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,000 Hey, 549 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,400 How you doin'? 550 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,400 Good, 551 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,800 Um, are you tryin' to bulk up? 552 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,100 Yeah, Coach has me drinkin' 'em twice a day, 553 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,100 Oh... not working, 554 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,200 I mean, the slim look works for some guys, but... 555 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:13,400 you're definitely losing tone, 556 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,700 I'm losing tone? 557 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,800 Yeah, Maybe you should double up doses, 558 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,100 Yeah, Maybe you should double up doses, 559 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,600 Yeah, Yeah, Thanks for the heads-up, babe, 560 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,400 Hey, 561 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,600 Oh, 562 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,800 Hey, 563 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,400 Hey, can I ask you a favor? 564 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,400 Uh, I'm-I'm in need of a lab partner, 565 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,200 I was with Alex, but... 566 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,400 he got burnt pretty badly in an experiment, so... 567 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,300 Oh, Well, before I say yes... 568 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,600 how exactly did he get burned? 569 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,300 Uh, well, that is open to interpretation... 570 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,400 because he will say that it was my fault, but I clearly said... 571 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,400 ''Dear God, man, you're on fire, 572 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,800 Run for your life,'' 573 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:08,800 A clear warning, 574 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:10,000 Yeah, 575 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:12,000 Okay, Well, uh, you can start by measuring... 576 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,800 40 milliliters into that graduated cylinder, 577 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,600 All right, 578 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,400 Whoa, Slow down, 579 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,900 Huh? All right, 580 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,100 Get down at eye level, 581 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,100 And wait till the bottom of the meniscus is at that line, 582 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,100 I'm-I'm sorry, The meniscus? 583 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Wait till the curvy part is at the doodad, 584 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:36,000 All right, 585 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,200 Slowly, 586 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:41,800 Stop right... there, 587 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:42,800 - Oh! - Oh! 588 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:43,800 Oh, God! I... 589 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:45,000 Oh, my gosh! 590 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,800 Shit, I spilled it! What do I do? What is this? 591 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,200 - Sodium chloride suspension, - Oh, God, I have to get... 592 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,400 - Ow, it's burning, - Really? 593 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,900 'Cause, uh, sodium chloride is... saltwater, 594 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Ah, it's burning! 595 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,400 Oh, Well, okay, 596 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,000 Then I didn't burn myself, 597 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,000 It just kinda... looks like I peed, 598 00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:03,200 - Hey! 599 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:06,100 Hey, all right, All right, This is just silly! 600 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,200 This is... 601 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,000 Hey! Cool it, 602 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,200 Yeah, Kate, 603 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:11,500 Geez, cool it, 604 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,900 What? 605 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,500 Lay off, That's sensitive, 606 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,100 I'm sorry, princess, 607 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,600 Did you chip a nail? Really, how many times do I... 608 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,000 have to flush before you go away? 609 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,100 Play clean, 610 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,400 Hey, if I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would've farted, 611 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,200 That's an awful thing to say, 612 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,600 We got a technical foul: 23 with a push, 613 00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,600 He started it, He's bein' mean, 614 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:09,200 Dude, that's mine! I got low blood sugar! 615 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:10,300 I need it, 616 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,800 Do my thighs look fat in these shorts? 617 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,600 De-fense! De-fense! 618 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,100 John! 619 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,100 John! 620 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,200 Come on,John! 621 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:24,000 What? Why are you lookin' at me like that? 622 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,000 I'm open! 623 00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,800 Fine! 624 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:30,300 You see? Now look what you made me do, 625 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:35,200 - Time, ref, 626 00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,800 John, you okay? 627 00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:42,000 Yeah, Why? Don't I look okay? 628 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,600 'Cause I feel okay, I feel fine, 629 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,100 I'm great, What are you saying? 630 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,300 I'm saying focus, 631 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,900 We got one minute left on the clock to finish this game, 632 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,900 I'm in it, 633 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,400 On three, One-two-three... 634 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,000 ALL: Kodiaks! 635 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:17,600 Tucker, Tucker, are you okay? 636 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:19,600 Can you finish the game? 637 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,900 No, 638 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,200 I-I-I'm anxious and bloated... 639 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,400 and...my nipples hurt, 640 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,000 Don't be a pansy-ass! 641 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,900 We need ya, Get up, Let's go, 642 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000 No! I won't! 643 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,000 I mean, i-i-it's always me, 644 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,000 ''W-W-We need you,John, Let's go,John, 645 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,600 John-John-John!'' 646 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,300 You're always yelling at me... 647 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,600 but you never listen to me, 648 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,600 What about my feelings? 649 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,200 It was a kill-strike... 650 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:51,700 Leave me alone! 651 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,300 ...and it landed with shock and awe, 652 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,000 Thanks to us, girls would no longer be... 653 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,100 under the reign ofJohn Tucker's charm, 654 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,600 He had finally fallen from grace... 655 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,200 and we were on top of the world, 656 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,000 Bye, guys! 657 00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:05,400 Yo, what's up, guys? 658 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:10,000 Tommy, 659 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,400 Mm-mm, mm-mm, 660 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:22,800 What you did on the court last night... 661 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:26,000 was the most courageous thing I've ever seen any man do, 662 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,500 This is my peer-counseling hotline, 663 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,800 Give it a call anytime you want to talk, 664 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,000 I stay up late, 665 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,800 A real man knows how to feel, 666 00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:45,100 I want to feel a real man, 667 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000 If you ever need a shoulder or a hug or, you know... 668 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,200 anything... I'm here, 669 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,600 Rule #2 in warfare; 670 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,200 never, ever, underestimate your opponent, 671 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,000 Hey, sweetie, Can we talk? 672 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,500 Look... I know I wigged out last night, 673 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,200 My peer counselor says I need to look into... 674 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,000 my emotional responsibility, 675 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:07,400 So, I've been doing some ''me'' work... 676 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,000 and, uh, it's really been clearing things up, 677 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,500 Hmm, 678 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,200 And, well, you know there's only one girl for me, 679 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,300 But... I don't think that girl is you, 680 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,600 I mean, we had a fun run, 681 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:22,100 You know? I'm just ready to find... 682 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,700 something deeper, more complex, 683 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,500 So... we good? 684 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,300 Well... he dumped me, 685 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,400 That shallow bastard thinks I'm not complex? 686 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,200 You, like, invented complex, 687 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:50,400 I'm so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex, 688 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Oh, my God, I'm such a slut! 689 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,000 Ow! 690 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,600 - Oh, God! 691 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,100 I can't believe I ate meat for him, 692 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,600 I mean, it was fish... 693 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,900 Still, I don't eat anything with a face, 694 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,200 Mm, try this, It's really good, 695 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,100 Chocolate on chocolate, 696 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,400 Oh, yeah, 697 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:14,300 Chocolate is theJohn Tucker... of all snack food, 698 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,800 What, it's gotta get with every candy on the shelf? 699 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,600 No, no, no, chocolate makes everything better, 700 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:21,300 My mom says that it can even mend your broken heart, 701 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,600 You know, I was thinking... 702 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,800 instead of doing all this... 703 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:28,600 we should've just broken his heart, 704 00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:31,100 What? 705 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:34,000 Heather, that's pretty genius, 706 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:37,000 Yeah, except he broke up with everybody, 707 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:41,000 Not... everybody, 708 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,800 What? I... 709 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,300 - No, - Mm-hmm, 710 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,600 I can't do that, 711 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,000 - I don't even like him, - So? 712 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:50,000 You're not really gonna be dating him, 713 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:51,400 You'll be pretending, 714 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,400 Exactly, 715 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,700 Look, I know what you're thinking, 716 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,400 ''I'm not as pretty as Heather, 717 00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,700 ''I'm not that smart, 718 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,300 ''I'm not that... 719 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,400 experienced,'' 720 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:02,600 That's true, 721 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,000 But you have us, 722 00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:07,600 And we can make you into anything, If we combine... 723 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,100 all of us, we can make him fall in love with you- 724 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 I mean really fall in love- and then we'll... 725 00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:13,300 yank it all out from under him, 726 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,300 This is gonna be so good! 727 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,700 No, it's just not gonna work, I... 728 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,000 Kate, look... 729 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:22,000 I know you think I'm just a superficial cheerleader... 730 00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:23,300 but... I do have feelings... 731 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,800 and they got crushed because of your idea, 732 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,400 I used all my mom's estrogen pills... 733 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,100 and now she looks like Bernie Mac, 734 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,400 Sorry, 735 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,000 You guys, I... 736 00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:36,400 You know what? Forget it, 737 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,200 You couldn't pull it off anyway, 738 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,900 Let's go, 739 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,700 Oh, well, 740 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:41,700 All right, 741 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,200 Wait, 742 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,900 Just tell me what to do, 743 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,900 - Yes! - Oh! 744 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000 - Ha! 745 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,300 Now, the first step is so easy, 746 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,000 There's one thing John Tucker cannot resist, 747 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:56,200 Okay, girls, This is Kate... 748 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,000 and she'll be taking Nancy's spot, 749 00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,000 - What? - Well, you know, you've... 750 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,600 got that bum leg and everything, Sorry! 751 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:02,800 But it's just a sprain, 752 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,700 The doctor said I'd be better in a week, 753 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,400 Maybe next year, kiddo, You fought a good fight, though, 754 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,600 Okay, pyramid! Kate, you're on top, 755 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:12,100 What? No, no, no, I get dizzy in high heels, 756 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,400 Come on! 757 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,400 John loves girls on top, 758 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,600 Of the pyramid! Hello! 759 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:19,200 Trust me, it's an honor, 760 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:22,400 Molly's been waiting three years to get up there, 761 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,600 Right, Molly? 762 00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,000 Yeah, you go ahead, 763 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:29,000 It's your first day, You earned it, 764 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,900 Okay, Up-up-up! 765 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,300 Good, 766 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,300 Straight legs, 767 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,000 Nice and steady, 768 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,000 Big smile! 769 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,300 I did it! 770 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,000 Kodiaks, attack...! 771 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,400 Sorry, 772 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,700 Well, if you can crush John like you crushed Molly... 773 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,300 I think we got it, 774 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,800 Don't be sorry, Be strong, 775 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:55,100 The most important thing a cheerleader wears... 776 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,000 is her attitude, 777 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:59,400 Watch this, 778 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:02,000 BOY: That is hot! 779 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,400 I can do that, 780 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,500 Hey, how you doin'? 781 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,400 Heather...we're cool, right? 782 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,400 What? 783 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,600 Who's the new cheerleader? 784 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,100 Ow, 785 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,500 That's Kate, 786 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:18,000 She's cute, 787 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,100 Not gonna happen, 788 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,800 She's not into high school boys, 789 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,000 That's it? 790 00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:33,400 We just planted the seed, 791 00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,800 What'd he say about me? Did he say anything? 792 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,200 He said that? He really di...? 793 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:39,600 Uh, oh, my gosh, I-I mean... 794 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,100 you didn't even introduce me, 795 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,100 Should I go talk to him? 796 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 I-I'll go... No? 797 00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:46,200 What? 798 00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:53,400 Okay, emergency meeting, 799 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,500 I think we're sending Kate in before she's ready, 800 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,600 I... I'm totally ready, 801 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,000 Really? Tell 'em whatJohn said about you, 802 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,700 Oh, what, about me being cute? 803 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,900 Oh, No, it's just a comment, 804 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000 If anything, it's an insult, 805 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,000 I know he's just getting ready to use me, 806 00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:10,100 Kate, I'm confused, but I thought you said... 807 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,000 you had experience with guys like this, 808 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,200 I do, I-I've watched my mom date a million and one of these guys, 809 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,000 But have you ever dated one? 810 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Have you ever dated a John Tucker? 811 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,900 Have you ever dated... anyone? 812 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,900 - Define ''anyone,'' 813 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,300 Oh, my God! I'm totally not ready! I'm gonna blow this... 814 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,700 No, no, no, no, You're gonna be fine, 815 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,900 All right, stop, Stop, 816 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,700 Okay, look, you'll be fine, okay? 817 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,700 You just gotta remember to be cool and... collected, 818 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,000 Yeah, Be caring and passionate, 819 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,800 Be proud and... aggressive, 820 00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:42,000 You've got to make him chase you, okay? 821 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,200 If it's easy... 822 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:44,700 he'll move on, 823 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,100 Do you understand? 824 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,100 Mm-hmm, Yes, I-I have it, 825 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,000 It's totally under control, 826 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:52,200 Okay, 827 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,800 So...he really said you were cute? 828 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,200 Yeah, I mean, that's what Heather said, and... Damn it! 829 00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,600 Okay, okay, look, 830 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,300 It's not that hard, Um... 831 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,100 When he speaks to you... 832 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,300 count to three... 833 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,400 in your head before you answer him, 834 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,800 Don't show any interest, Don't even look at him too much, 835 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:09,900 - Hm, - Yeah, no, 836 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,400 You got it? 837 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:13,900 I said do you have it? 838 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,500 I was counting to three, 839 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,600 Not that slowly, 840 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:18,600 We don't want him to think you're retarded, 841 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,000 Um... sorry, 842 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:22,200 It's my bad, 843 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,300 Bye, 844 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,900 Hey, 845 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,200 John Tucker? 846 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,100 Hi, 847 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,000 So... you must be new, 848 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,700 Well, not ''new'' new, but... 849 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,900 new to cheer, 850 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:52,500 Okay, don't tell me, 851 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,200 Tell me Friday night... at dinner, 852 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:58,900 I'm captain of the team, You're our new cheerleader, 853 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,800 I'm obligated to buy you dinner, School rules, 854 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,300 Thank you, but I'm gonna have to pass, 855 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,400 You busy, or...? 856 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,300 Sure, I'm busy, Nice to meet you, Bye, 857 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,100 What? 858 00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:23,800 Uh... you know, there's actually... 859 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:26,300 a pretty decent music scene around here, 860 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,200 You know, if I ever know... 861 00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:32,000 you know, I mean, if I... ever hear of a good show... 862 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,700 I could maybe... you know, I could... 863 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,700 I could let you know... 864 00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:38,800 about that show, 865 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:40,900 Where are you supposed to be? 866 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,200 You don't belong in this class, 867 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:45,300 I-I'm just supposed to drop these off, 868 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,100 Thanks, 869 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,000 Uh, excuse me? Who are you? 870 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,500 Whoa, Hey, 871 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,000 What's going on h... What is your name, son? 872 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,100 Attention, fellow students, 873 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,600 If Kate is out there in Loudspeaker Land, my number is... 874 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:05,100 555-6467, 875 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,200 Give me a pen, 876 00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:08,800 I'm the captain of the team, 877 00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:10,100 You're our new cheerleader, 878 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,600 I'm obligated to buy you dinner, School rules, 879 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,100 Thank you, but I'm gonna have to pass, 880 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 Uh, how'd you guys get this video? 881 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,000 I've been documenting our efforts, 882 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:20,500 Great! Make a video, 883 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,000 MaybeJohn'll get a role on The O,C, 884 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,400 It's our expose, 885 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,000 We're gonna show everybody the realJohn Tucker, 886 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:29,600 And how we broke his... heart, 887 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,200 It'll be like... 888 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:32,400 Prime Time Tucker, 889 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,000 Hasta la vista, motherf... 890 00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:35,100 Stop... 891 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,200 with the rhyming, 892 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:37,400 Now, that's good, 893 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,900 Do it like this, 894 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,600 -John... -Hey, sweetie, 895 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,800 there's only one guy out there for me... 896 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,100 I just don't think that girl is you, 897 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,100 - ...and you are not... - Not him! 898 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,400 We good? 899 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,900 We are so gonna neuter him! 900 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,800 - Kate, do one, - Uh... 901 00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:55,100 John, there's only one guy out there for me, 902 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,800 - You are not him, - No, don't hold back, 903 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,500 How do you want to be a cheerleader... 904 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,900 with no attitude? 905 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,700 I... don't want to be a cheerleader, 906 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800 Kate... 907 00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:05,100 everyone wants to be a cheerleader, 908 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,000 Come on, you got to sell it! 909 00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:09,200 John... 910 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,200 there's only one guy out there for me... 911 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:15,100 - but you are not him, 912 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,100 No, 913 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,700 Kate, this is for every guy out there... 914 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:20,800 that's ever lied to any girl, 915 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Okay? 916 00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:24,400 Okay, action, 917 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,400 John Tucker, there's only one guy out there for me... 918 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:33,100 but you are not him, 919 00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:37,900 Damn, You are gonna be a legend, 920 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,800 Yeah, 921 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,400 Oh, hey, 922 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,600 Hey, 923 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,300 Did you like the flowers? 924 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,500 Uh, yeah, if you're... into that sort of thing, 925 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,200 'Cause... I didn't get a phone call, 926 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,700 I didn't have a pen, 927 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,200 - Scrappy! - Oh! 928 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,900 - Hey, man, - Hey, 929 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,900 So, you're lab partners with Kate, right? 930 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,400 You talk, What's her deal? 931 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:27,600 Yeah, I don't know, man, 932 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,600 I don't think she's your type, though, 933 00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:31,600 ''Girl'' is my type, 934 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,200 - All right, well... 935 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,000 then-then maybe, uh, you're not her type, 936 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,600 She's into stuff like... 937 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:39,400 old-school Elvis Costello; she listens... 938 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,000 to obscure podcasts; 939 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,900 she reads Dave Eggers, 940 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,400 You know, she's... she's deep, man, 941 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,100 Dude... I'm deep, 942 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,600 I'm dating the Poetry Club, 943 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:52,000 Oh, 944 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,200 So,John asked you to spy on me? 945 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,000 Yeah, he heard we were lab partners... 946 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,200 so he's having me tail you and find out what I can, 947 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,400 Although, I am supposed to be playing it cool... 948 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,500 and not giving anything away, 949 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,000 You're, like, the worst spy in the world, 950 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,500 Or am I the best spy in the world? 951 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,600 Who's waiting by the phone, and who's chatting up the girl? 952 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,100 - That's true, - Eh? 953 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:13,100 I have a kink, I have a kink in my neck, 954 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,000 That's probably those new cheer muscles of yours, 955 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,400 Are you making fun of me? 956 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,800 Uh, a little bit, yeah, 957 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:26,800 Um... sorry, 958 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:29,000 - Yeah, uh... - All right, 959 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:30,400 - These are your books, - Yeah, 960 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,400 I'm gonna go, 961 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:32,600 ''Go, Fight, Roar,'' 962 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,600 Yeah, Right, Yeah, 963 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,900 Bye, 964 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,700 Shit, 965 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,500 Here we go, Kodiaks, Here we go! 966 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,600 Yeah, baby! 967 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,500 Defense! 968 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,500 Hey, I think I totally blew it with John, 969 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,200 I mean, he hasn't even looked at me since I turned him down, 970 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,700 Relax, Kate, this is going to work, I promise, 971 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,900 H-How do you know? 972 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,100 I just know, I promise, 973 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,900 Kate Spencer, 974 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,300 How you doing? 975 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,100 Good, How are you? 976 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,500 Not so good, 977 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,600 See, I like this girl, but she doesn't know I exist, 978 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,400 Tucker! Get in the game! 979 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,900 I'm baring my soul, here, Coach, 980 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,200 John, I understand and respect your emotional needs... 981 00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:10,800 Ball! 982 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,400 So, Fridays... 983 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,400 we usually go out to the beach, watch the sunset, 984 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,200 You should come, 985 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,000 U-Uh... 986 00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,700 Come on,J,T,! 987 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,600 -John... - Tucker, shoot! 988 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,200 KATE: If it'll make him shoot, okay, 989 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,100 You, 990 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,200 Yeah! 991 00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:35,000 Kodiaks are number one! 992 00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:36,500 After Thursday's game, it's no question... 993 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,000 which Kate S, has taken the school by storm... 994 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,900 capturing the full attention... 995 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,500 of the school's greatest prize... 996 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,100 -J,T,! 997 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,500 Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! 998 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,000 Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! 999 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,600 Sorry, 1000 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,900 I've never done this before, 1001 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000 You put it on her bra? 1002 00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:57,100 Guys, he is gonna find that... 1003 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,700 in, like, the first five minutes, 1004 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,000 Or not, 1005 00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:04,400 Beth, can you speak into the cleavage? 1006 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,800 Um... Kate's boob cam, 1007 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,500 Testing, testing, Hello, 1008 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,500 You guys, 1009 00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:11,500 Oh, my gosh! 1010 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,700 - Hello! - Oh, my gosh! 1011 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,600 -Waah... waah... -Okay, 1012 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,800 Okay, 1013 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,100 You know, if we play our cards right... 1014 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,200 we can keep this going all the way tillJohn's birthday, 1015 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,200 That may just work, See? 1016 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:26,400 I've already made a projected Heartbreak Timeline... 1017 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,200 based on John's average conquests... 1018 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,600 compared to Kate's rising Cool Factor, 1019 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,800 Hmm! 1020 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,000 So, it leads to two events: 1021 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,000 the away game and John's birthday party, 1022 00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:37,200 Now, I say our best chance at heartbreak... 1023 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,600 is to see how much he cares about Kate, 1024 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,000 So we test him... 1025 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,400 at the away game, and then... 1026 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,400 we crush him... 1027 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:44,500 ...at his party, 1028 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,800 Bingo, 1029 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000 How do you know he's going to have a party? 1030 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,200 Oh, you're so new, it's cute, Okay, 1031 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:53,800 John's birthday is, like, homecoming combined with prom... 1032 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,800 combined with MTV Music Awards, 1033 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,300 So are you ready for him? 1034 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,000 Yes, Okay, so, um, I play hard to get, 1035 00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:02,500 I-I count to three, I've got it, 1036 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,000 No, 1037 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,500 That's when you were playing hard to get, 1038 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,000 You're going out, He's got you, 1039 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,400 So I count... to four? 1040 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,200 Oh, my God, I don't know what I'm doing! 1041 00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:16,000 I mean, this is a really bad idea, you guys! 1042 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000 Chill out! 1043 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,500 Look, you're with three girls... 1044 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,600 who know how he operates, okay? 1045 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,900 You'll be fine, 1046 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000 Okay, I'm going to beJohn, 1047 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,400 Heather, be Kate, 1048 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,700 I don't want to be Kate, You be Kate, 1049 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,700 Can I be Kate? 1050 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,100 Fine, let Kate be Kate, 1051 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,700 -Just go, - Okay, 1052 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,200 Baby, it's your lucky day... 1053 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:33,600 'cause I'm going to take you out tonight, 1054 00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:35,100 Where do you want to go? 1055 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,300 I don't know, 1056 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,800 Where do you want to go? 1057 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,100 No! He's not in control, remember? 1058 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,400 You are, Right? 1059 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,300 - Mm-hmm, - Now, try it with me, 1060 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,000 Honey, you know I'm all about what makes you happy, 1061 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,500 So, what movie? 1062 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,200 Anything you want, 1063 00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:54,600 What do you think I want? 1064 00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:56,700 And don't be wrong, 1065 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,700 - Ka-pow, - Nice, 1066 00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:04,900 - Okay, - These, 1067 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,800 Okay, wait, it can't hide the camera, 1068 00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,900 Cleavage, It's going to go in the sweater, 1069 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,700 It'll be perfect, We'll hide it right under this... 1070 00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:21,100 Kate, Hey, you made it, 1071 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,800 Yeah, 1072 00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:23,900 Hey, Kate, How's it going? 1073 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000 Hi, Tuck, Kate, 1074 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,700 - Hey, Kate, - Looking good, Kate, 1075 00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:29,000 Hey, Kate! It's Becky from Student Council, 1076 00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:30,100 Oh, hey! 1077 00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:31,500 Hey, what's up, Kate? 1078 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,600 Looks like I'm out with the most popular girl in school, 1079 00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:36,600 Lucky you, 1080 00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:39,400 So... tell me about yourself, 1081 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,900 I want to know everything; your whole story, 1082 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,200 Oh, my story, 1083 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:45,400 Um... It's still being written, 1084 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,000 So... it's a mystery, 1085 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,300 Mm-hmm, 1086 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,600 I like mysteries, 1087 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:51,000 Really? 1088 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,700 I mean, what do you like about them? 1089 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,300 I don't know, 1090 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,100 I guess... 1091 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,400 I like secrets, 1092 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:02,100 I bet, 1093 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,800 Okay, You're right, 1094 00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:09,400 Too much talking ruins the moment, 1095 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:13,200 Let me just stand here and enjoy this, 1096 00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:14,400 John, 1097 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:15,600 Shh... 1098 00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:18,000 The sunset is that way, 1099 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Yeah, no, I'm just enjoying... 1100 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:21,900 everyone staring at me in insane jealousy, 1101 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000 They wish they were out with a girl like you, 1102 00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:29,400 So, how did I end up out tonight... 1103 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,600 with the most amazing girl in school? 1104 00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,300 I mean, was it my irresistible charm... 1105 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,400 or... my really nice butt? 1106 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,800 I think it was your incredible modesty, 1107 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,100 - Liar! - Oh, shit! 1108 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,100 He's in his zone tonight, 1109 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,100 I hope she can handle it, 1110 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,800 The beach, the sunset... 1111 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000 At least there's no romantic fire, 1112 00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:48,200 Ah! 1113 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,000 Mine's on fire! 1114 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:51,200 Thank you, 1115 00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:56,600 Ew, 1116 00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:59,000 So, um... 1117 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,100 can I give you a ride home? 1118 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,200 Now? 1119 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,000 Yeah, Yeah, 1120 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,100 Um... 1121 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,100 I have to pee, 1122 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,500 That was too much information, 1123 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,900 It's okay, 1124 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,600 Your secret's safe with me, 1125 00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:18,900 I-I gotta make sure... 1126 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,800 Tommy's got a ride home, anyway, so, uh... 1127 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,600 I'll meet you at the truck? 1128 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,100 Yeah, Yeah, 1129 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,000 Hello, 1130 00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:36,700 I need some help here, 1131 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,300 We didn't prepare her for this, 1132 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,300 - Hi, - Hey, 1133 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,600 Okay, a ride home? Wh-what do I do? 1134 00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:45,700 Just breathe, 1135 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,100 This is really good, It means he's into you, 1136 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,100 Do you think he's going to make a move? 1137 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,700 No, if anything, it's just going to be a kiss, 1138 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,900 He keeps it PG-1 3 on the first night, 1139 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:53,400 Okay, Are you a good kisser? 1140 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,000 Okay, Are you a good kisser? 1141 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,500 I-I-I don't know, How does anybody know? 1142 00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,400 Do guys tell you you're a good kisser? 1143 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,200 Oh, my God, I-I'm a bad kisser, 1144 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,700 Okay, stop, 1145 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,200 All we need is one kiss... 1146 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,000 and then you leave him wanting more, 1147 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,400 It is not that hard, okay? 1148 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,900 Oh, my God, 1149 00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:12,600 I'm going to have to show you, aren't I? 1150 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,700 - Okay, Um... - Right now? 1151 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,100 Okay, Quick, Okay, 1152 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,600 Come here, 1153 00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:18,500 You lock in on him... 1154 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,000 grab onto that gorgeous head of hair... 1155 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,400 and take control, 1156 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,800 Hold his gaze, 1157 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,500 Your lips might just touch, but not yet, 1158 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:31,100 It's just gotta be the temptation, 1159 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,200 And then you give him one light kiss, 1160 00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:39,100 BOY: Holy jama lama, 1161 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,400 Kiss her again, 1162 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:41,700 Do it, 1163 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,800 Get out of here, you little perv! 1164 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,400 - Shit! 1165 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,600 Kate, I'm gone, 1166 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,700 Kate, 1167 00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:49,800 Can you kill the lights? 1168 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Uh... 1169 00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,400 - Hey, - Hey, 1170 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,600 - Hey, - Hi, 1171 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,700 - What's wrong? 1172 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,500 Nothing, Nothing, 1173 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,300 I-I... I was just breathing, 1174 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,400 I... 1175 00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:04,800 I breathe a lot, 1176 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,100 Right, 1177 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,200 Beth's still in the truck, 1178 00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:14,100 What?! 1179 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,200 Slut in truck! 1180 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:16,300 Come on, We gotta move, 1181 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,600 Oh, my God, 1182 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,100 - Okay, okay, here we go, 1183 00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:25,000 JOHN: So... 1184 00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:27,500 what kind of music you into? 1185 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,300 Good music, 1186 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,500 Think I might have some of that, 1187 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,500 Let's see, 1188 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000 Here we go, 1189 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000 You like Elvis Costello? 1190 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,000 You tell me you don't... 1191 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,400 I'm kicking you out of the car right now, 1192 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,800 No, I-I-I love him, 1193 00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:58,800 I mean... he's okay, 1194 00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:01,100 I guess, Whatever, 1195 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,000 So what are some of your other secrets? 1196 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,800 Uh... 1197 00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:26,500 Well, if I told you, I-I'd have to kill you, 1198 00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:45,200 I'm glad we did this, 1199 00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:46,600 I had a great time, 1200 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,900 Me, too, 1201 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,100 Um... 1202 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,100 Walk me to my door, 1203 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Sure, 1204 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:09,000 Kate? 1205 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,600 I could walk you to your door... 1206 00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:12,600 but... 1207 00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:15,100 then I'd be too tempted to kiss you, 1208 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,800 And I really like you, 1209 00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:20,100 You know? And I... 1210 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,900 I-I don't want to risk anything by moving too fast, 1211 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,100 So... 1212 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,000 rather than torture myself... 1213 00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:28,700 I'm just going to say good night, 1214 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,900 So... good night, 1215 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,900 - Ow! - Ow, 1216 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,800 Ow, 1217 00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:39,400 I-I think I bobbed when you weaved, 1218 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:41,600 - Yeah, 1219 00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:43,000 She's going off-book, 1220 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,100 What just happened? 1221 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Is that Beth? 1222 00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:47,200 What? 1223 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,400 Okay, 1224 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,000 Bye, 1225 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,600 I always like a little risk, 1226 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,200 - Oh, my gosh, - Come on, 1227 00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:12,000 HEATHER: Uh-oh, 1228 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,100 Something is not right, 1229 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,900 Wh... whoa, 1230 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,000 - Kate? - U-Um... 1231 00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:38,200 I don't want to risk anything by going too fast, 1232 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,700 Ah, Ah, 1233 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:54,100 It's not even my date... 1234 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,300 and he still gets me out of my skirt, 1235 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,400 Whoa, 1236 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:14,700 Honey, what happened? 1237 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,800 The sprinklers, Sorry, 1238 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,100 Oh! That could ruin a date, huh? 1239 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,300 It wasn't a real date, Mom, 1240 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,800 Right, 1241 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,200 Um... 1242 00:53:26,300 --> 00:53:28,200 Listen, uh... 1243 00:53:28,300 --> 00:53:30,900 I don't think this is such a good idea, 1244 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000 You know, pretending to like a guy, 1245 00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:35,100 I just... I don't want to see you get hurt, 1246 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,400 I'm not going to get hurt, 1247 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:38,400 He is, 1248 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,100 My advice... 1249 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,700 is not to do this, 1250 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,800 Mom, there's a lot of things I come to you for advice about... 1251 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,100 but this is not one of them, 1252 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,700 I'm sorry, but... 1253 00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:51,600 honestly, how manyJohn Tuckers... 1254 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,200 have pulled a hit-and-run on you? 1255 00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,700 That's not fair, 1256 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,200 I have met some pretty nice guys lately, 1257 00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:58,600 Right, yeah, 1258 00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:00,000 The drummer, the guy in rehab... 1259 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,800 and, throw in that one from the tanning salon... 1260 00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:03,500 and you've hit the trifecta, 1261 00:54:05,100 --> 00:54:07,100 When did you get like this? 1262 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,400 A month ago, you wouldn't like you right now, 1263 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:12,000 A month ago, nobody liked me, 1264 00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:13,000 I did, 1265 00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:17,200 I'm sorry, I just... 1266 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,000 It's been a long night, I'm a little... you know... 1267 00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:21,100 Yeah, it's okay, 1268 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,500 I got a little of that, too, 1269 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,100 Good night, 1270 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,000 Kate? 1271 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,800 Just be careful who you pretend to be, 1272 00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:36,200 I mean, I'd hate if you forgot who you are, 1273 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:41,900 I was nobody, so there's really no risk in losing anything, 1274 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,100 So, how long till you think he's back again? 1275 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,600 I say he'll show up in the next... 30 seconds? 1276 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,400 Come on, 1277 00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:58,500 Ah, like clockwork, 1278 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,000 - That's call number five, 1279 00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:02,000 That's two calls past desperate, 1280 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:04,300 - Get it, 1281 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,000 Hello, 1282 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,900 Hey, Kate, It's me, 1283 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,400 -John? 1284 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,800 John Tucker? 1285 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:16,600 Oh, yeah, Hey, Um, I just got in, What's up? 1286 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,000 So, did you figure out... 1287 00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:20,800 if you were doing anything on Saturday? 1288 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:23,000 Um... yeah, 1289 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,700 I did, and... 1290 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,800 Oh, crap, 1291 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,100 What's the matter? 1292 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,800 Uh, some perv's been checking out the house... 1293 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,700 and I think I see him, 1294 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,800 I think he's in a Jeep or something, 1295 00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:34,900 Really? 1296 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,000 You want me to cruise by and check it out? 1297 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,100 No, We're just gonna call the cops, 1298 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,500 JOHN: O-Okay, 1299 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,900 Well, I'll-I'll talk to you later then, 1300 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,500 Shit, 1301 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,900 We figured if we'd hit stalking potential... 1302 00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,000 it was time to letJohn take me out on a real date, 1303 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:03,000 What? We're not eating here? 1304 00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:05,500 Nah, I thought we'd do take-out, 1305 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,000 Wait, where are we going? 1306 00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:14,500 Well, I could tell you... 1307 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,800 but then I'd have to kill you, 1308 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,900 - Come on, 1309 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,100 There's our table, 1310 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000 Oh, my gosh, 1311 00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:26,900 Where are they? 1312 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,200 Where'd they go? 1313 00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:29,600 Wait, 1314 00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:33,200 You guys... 1315 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,000 I can't tell where they are, 1316 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,300 Okay, it's...... it's definitely dark, 1317 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,500 What? 1318 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:44,800 I don't know, Outside, maybe? 1319 00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:48,500 No effin' way! 1320 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,500 Boat? Has anybody else been on the boat? 1321 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,500 I've never been on the boat, 1322 00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,100 Nobody even told me he had a boat! 1323 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,700 She's not equipped to handle this, 1324 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,100 - Huh, 1325 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,300 I'm losing them, 1326 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,100 I'm losing them! Hey! 1327 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,900 Oh,John, 1328 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,400 I'm serious, -Stop it, 1329 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:08,800 We've gotta get out there, 1330 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000 Come on! 1331 00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:13,700 We've gotta get there now-ish, 1332 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,500 I can't! This motor sucks, 1333 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,600 - Can't you go a little faster? - No, 1334 00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:20,700 Give me an oar, I could paddle faster than you! 1335 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,000 Just pretend it's a whaling ship and... 1336 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,700 go Greenpeace on their asses! 1337 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,000 BETH: What? 1338 00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:27,100 - Hey! Hey! 1339 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,600 Nice, Gilligan here just flooded the engine, 1340 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,000 I'll give you ''Gilligan,'' 1341 00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,600 - Heather, Heather, stop it! - Stop! Stop it! That's wet! 1342 00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:37,500 You have no idea what you're doing, Heather! 1343 00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:39,000 Wait, 1344 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Okay, This is fine, 1345 00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:48,100 This is why God invented Triple-A, 1346 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,000 Oh, no, 1347 00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:52,300 What? 1348 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,700 No signal, 1349 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,400 What? 1350 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:58,800 No signal? 1351 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:10,500 It was the first time I was truly alone with John, 1352 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,200 I can't quite explain it, but... 1353 00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:14,900 Okay, if I could dream ofhow a date should be... 1354 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000 Now make a wish, 1355 00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:18,400 KATE: ,,John Tucker did it better, 1356 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:19,400 He did it way better, 1357 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,000 I mean, when do you cue the dolphins? 1358 00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:22,300 Right, 1359 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,100 I mean, no-no-no-no, don't get me wrong, 1360 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,700 It's... It's really nice, but... 1361 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,400 are you really that scared... 1362 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,800 to just hang out and be yourself? 1363 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,500 Okay, Fair enough, 1364 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:40,500 But it is terrifying, trying to impress you, 1365 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,100 Me? 1366 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,700 Kate, I mean... 1367 00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:45,000 you come out of nowhere... 1368 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,900 and you've got high school dialed in, 1369 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,800 I don't really think I'm that dialed, 1370 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,500 No, uh, you're the varsity captain... 1371 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,500 and the most popular guy in school, yeah? 1372 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:59,000 Right, right, right, yeah, um, I guess, 1373 00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:00,400 You know, I'm-I'm just lucky, 1374 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,800 Okay... 1375 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,900 I'm really lucky, 1376 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Yeah, and-and-and that's why I'd be crazy... 1377 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,600 not to make the most of it, 1378 00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:11,100 Look, Kate... 1379 00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,700 Maybe sometimes I come on too strong, 1380 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,400 I don't know who else to be, 1381 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:21,300 You know, I just gotta put my whole heart into things, 1382 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:26,800 That sounds like an easy way to get it broken, 1383 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:33,000 Well... luckily, I... figured out a way... 1384 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,700 to protect myself against that, 1385 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,100 Some kick-ass dance moves, 1386 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,100 What? 1387 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000 - Wha...? Oh, my gosh! 1388 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,100 I wasn't ready for that, 1389 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,800 I was thinking about going pro, 1390 00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:47,800 - Oh? - Laugh all you want, 1391 00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,200 There was a scout in the stands... 1392 00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:50,300 at last year's prom, 1393 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,900 Wow, 1394 01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:10,700 Oh, my gosh, spill it, 1395 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,200 We need to know everything, Every detail right now, 1396 01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:18,200 I... You- I mean, you-you guys dated him, You know, 1397 01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:19,800 Not on the high seas, 1398 01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:22,100 What the hell happened out there? 1399 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,600 Um...nothing, you know? It was just-We... We talked... 1400 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,000 and it was... 1401 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,000 It was nice, 1402 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,100 BETH: You just talked? 1403 01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:32,800 You mean, he was able to... get intimate without being... 1404 01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,700 like... intimate? 1405 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,000 Okay, 1406 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,800 He is telling her anything she wants to hear, 1407 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Look, the only way to see if he's really fallen for her... 1408 01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:43,500 is to see how far Kate can push him... 1409 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,500 at the hotel after the away game, 1410 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,900 Right, Yeah, I-I... I can do that, 1411 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,100 Oh, no, Oh, no, I know that look, 1412 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,000 He's got you under his spell, 1413 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,800 What? No! I-I... Come on, 1414 01:00:59,000 --> 01:00:59,900 No, you come on, 1415 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,900 You can't lose focus going into the finals, 1416 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,900 Kate, we all believed him... 1417 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:09,700 but there is no way to know what this guy is really thinking, 1418 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,700 Yes, there is, 1419 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,300 I'm reporting from behind enemy lines... 1420 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,000 a fortress, if you will, where the innermost workings... 1421 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,800 of the male psyche reveal themselves... 1422 01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:22,200 like a slide under a microscope, 1423 01:01:22,300 --> 01:01:24,100 - Good practice, Good practice! 1424 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,300 JOHN: Central is going down! 1425 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,600 Get down! 1426 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,000 That's disgusting, 1427 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,400 Hey, look, Ma! No hands! 1428 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:45,100 Disgusting, Nice work, 1429 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,500 - Oh! Tommy! Nachos? - Damn! 1430 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,200 I think it was nachos, 1431 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:52,100 Holy guacamole, 1432 01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,600 Away game, dude, You gonna be my wingman? 1433 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:56,400 Naw, I think I'm just gonna hang out with Kate tonight, 1434 01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:57,600 Aw, come on, So I gotta take care... 1435 01:01:57,700 --> 01:01:59,000 of all that Central High tail by myself? 1436 01:01:59,100 --> 01:02:00,400 - Guess so, - Ah, come on, man! 1437 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,500 We gonna get us some girls... 1438 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:02,700 or are you gonna act like one? 1439 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,200 That's messed up, Tommy, 1440 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,600 John, Please, please tell me... 1441 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,100 you tapped that by now! 1442 01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:14,100 Boys, Boys, Look... 1443 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,000 you don't just pop an '82 Bordeaux... 1444 01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:17,600 'cause it's on your shelf, 1445 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:19,100 Oh, please, 1446 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,100 Great things take time, 1447 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,700 Man, you whipped! 1448 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:26,200 - Whipped, man! 1449 01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:28,100 Hey! Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1450 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,800 Nobody is whipped, okay? John Tucker is not whipped, 1451 01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:32,400 Oh, here we go, 1452 01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,500 Let's just say, at tonight's away game... 1453 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,000 I'm gonna be scoring more than baskets, 1454 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,800 Bingo, 1455 01:02:38,900 --> 01:02:40,700 Okay, okay, Uncork it, then pork it, 1456 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,700 - Now that's my man! - Slam-dunk, baby, 1457 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,400 TEAMMATES 1458 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,700 We are so gonna get him, 1459 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,800 So, hydrogen and oxygen are getting a drink... 1460 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000 and gold walks in and they go... 1461 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,800 ''AU! Get outta the bar!'' 1462 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,000 'Cause, you know, AU is... 1463 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,700 the atomic symbol for gold, 1464 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:09,800 Yeah, Yeah, I-I got it, 1465 01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:11,800 Oh, good, 1466 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:16,000 You're gonna help me measure with the doodad and everything, 1467 01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:20,800 Oh, I actually thought I'd work with Alex today, 1468 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,000 Oh, I... Well, he's gonna take you back... 1469 01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:26,200 without an insurance waiver? 1470 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,500 Yeah, well, he's warmed up to me... 1471 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:31,100 since his left eyebrow grew back, 1472 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,900 Uh... 1473 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,400 Hey, kiddo, Is your mom home? 1474 01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:46,400 Nope, 1475 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,700 Is that him? 1476 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,300 You're not seriously going out with Skip, are you? 1477 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,600 Don't call him that, 1478 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,100 We're just going out, 1479 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,100 Mom, please don't do this, 1480 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,100 - Please? 1481 01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,100 He's probably in town for a layover... 1482 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,900 and he's just looking for someone to lay over, 1483 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,400 Very clever, sweetheart, 1484 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,200 Can we not do this whole thing right now? 1485 01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:11,000 Mom, no wonder I'm so messed up, 1486 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,100 I've never actually seen a functional relationship, 1487 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,600 Who I date... 1488 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,100 is none of your business, 1489 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,600 Are you serious? 1490 01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:20,700 Can you imagine growing up with a mom who only dates jerks? 1491 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:24,000 You don't really see how this affects me? 1492 01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:29,400 See you tomorrow, 1493 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,600 Don't forget to lock the door when you sneak out, 1494 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,100 So,your team's just won the semifinals... 1495 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,000 you're at a hotel with all your friends... 1496 01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:46,100 I mean, this should be fun, shouldn't it? 1497 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,700 CARRI E: Come on,! Get up,! 1498 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:49,100 Let's go, 1499 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,000 Now the real game begins, 1500 01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:54,200 Are you sure we're not going too far? 1501 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,800 HEATHER: Look... 1502 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,100 this game's in crunch time, 1503 01:04:57,300 --> 01:05:00,000 Kate, do you know what happens when you let your guard down... 1504 01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:01,400 around John Tucker? 1505 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,600 Carrie, show her, 1506 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:07,000 You need to see this, 1507 01:05:07,100 --> 01:05:09,600 Here, 1508 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000 - Man, you whipped, man! - Whipped! 1509 01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:15,000 - Hold up! Hold up, - All right, What? What? 1510 01:05:15,100 --> 01:05:16,100 I am not whipped, okay? 1511 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,300 John Tucker is not whipped, 1512 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:22,100 I will have you know that at tonight's away game... 1513 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,200 I'm gonna be scoring more than baskets, 1514 01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:25,700 TOMMY: Uncork it, then pork it, 1515 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,900 - Okay, I got you on that one! - Slam-dunk, baby, 1516 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,700 John Tucker, you are going down, 1517 01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:49,600 What? Is it okay? 1518 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:52,100 You should totally wear underwear to school, 1519 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,000 - She's hot! - Yeah, you, girl! 1520 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,900 TOMMY: ''Kate S, requests... 1521 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000 video chat with John T''? 1522 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:07,000 Okay, you're gone, 1523 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,600 - All right! Playa-playa! - Come on, Tommy, Up, 1524 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:13,600 - Bye-bye, - Fabio, Ow, 1525 01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:15,600 - Hey, there, 1526 01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:18,000 Hey, You alone? 1527 01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:20,000 Yeah, You? 1528 01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:22,900 Yeah, It's so sad... 'cause I'm s... 1529 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,300 I'm so... lovely, 1530 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,500 No! 1531 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,400 - Lonely! 1532 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:30,100 I'm so lonely, 1533 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,400 JOHN: Well, maybe I could... 1534 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:35,200 come over there and keep you company, 1535 01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:37,800 Oh, I'd like that... but there's a problem, 1536 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,600 Coach Williams is out in the hall, 1537 01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:41,200 - She's totally watching, 1538 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,000 There's no way you could get in here, 1539 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,300 - Damn it, - Unless... 1540 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,000 you went out on the ledge... 1541 01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:48,000 and came in through the sliding door? 1542 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,400 Yeah, right, 1543 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:51,800 Yeah, that's crazy, 1544 01:06:51,900 --> 01:06:55,300 It's too bad, I got all... dressed up, 1545 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:59,600 Or... down, 1546 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,300 I-I could try the balcony, 1547 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,500 Great! I'm three rooms down, 1548 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,800 I already counted, 1549 01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:08,100 I'll be right there, 1550 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,200 Hold-Hold on! 1551 01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:10,500 Uh, hold on, 1552 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:11,800 What? 1553 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:12,900 Um... 1554 01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:16,000 I... got you a present? 1555 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,700 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, 1556 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:20,000 It's... under your bed, 1557 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,500 Ooh, A little preview? 1558 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:32,500 KATE: N-No, 1559 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,400 I want you to wear them, 1560 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:37,000 What's wrong? 1561 01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:40,500 It's sexy, Haven't you ever done this before? 1562 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,600 No, 1563 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,500 That's cute, 1564 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:46,100 You're just so... ...inexperienced, 1565 01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:47,600 What? 1566 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,000 No, I am not inexperienced, 1567 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,000 John... 1568 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:52,200 Johnny, I thought that you might do this... 1569 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,600 Johnny, I thought that you might do this... 1570 01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:55,400 one little thing for me, 1571 01:07:55,600 --> 01:08:00,700 And then... I might do a little something for you, 1572 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:05,700 And then... we might do a little something together, 1573 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,000 But... 1574 01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:13,800 You know what? I am tired... 1575 01:08:13,900 --> 01:08:16,200 ...and it is getting really late, so... 1576 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:19,000 I'll just see you tomorrow, 1577 01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:21,100 - Night, - Wait, 1578 01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:26,300 Wait, Um... Give me five minutes, 1579 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:28,100 Okay, 1580 01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:12,100 -You...! - I'm sorry! 1581 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:13,300 ...little...! 1582 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,400 - March! - Ow! 1583 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,400 - Ow! - Ooh!John! 1584 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:21,700 - What are you wearing? - Dude, those are for ladies, 1585 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,100 What... the hell? 1586 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:28,200 I think this belongs to you, Coach, 1587 01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:30,000 I found it in my bed, 1588 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,000 Coach, make her let go, 1589 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,200 Let go, 1590 01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,700 ''Live and let live'' is what I say, Tucker, 1591 01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:42,300 Takes all kinds to build a freeway, 1592 01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:45,000 But I am not equipped... 1593 01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:47,000 for this kind of weirdness... 1594 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,400 this close to the playoffs! 1595 01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:01,400 I guess it was four instead of three, Sorry, 1596 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:03,000 Show's over, ladies, 1597 01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:04,100 Back to your rooms, 1598 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:08,000 Show's over! Back to your rooms, 1599 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,100 - Hey,John! 1600 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:11,400 Love the bow, 1601 01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:14,800 Your butt is my screensaver, 1602 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,000 There he is, 1603 01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:20,500 Hey, Tucker! 1604 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,800 All right, let's go! 1605 01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:36,800 Split up, shirts versus skins, Come on, 1606 01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:44,600 All right, Ball, 1607 01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:46,800 Dude, you wearing thongs again, man? 1608 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:51,100 Yup, 1609 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,200 It's like letting your best friend sleep in a silk hammock, 1610 01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:04,100 They're breezy, 1611 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,100 They don't bind, 1612 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,300 And they give you just enough swing, 1613 01:11:16,700 --> 01:11:19,000 What? 1614 01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:26,300 All right, guys, let's go! 1615 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,900 Un...believable, 1616 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,300 I'd hit him with my car... 1617 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:47,400 if he wouldn't make a body cast a fashion statement, 1618 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,800 Kate! 1619 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:59,500 Hey, The other night didn't quite go like I'd hoped, 1620 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:02,000 Yeah, I know, Sorry, 1621 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:05,100 Nah, it's okay, Kind of spun it, 1622 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,000 I noticed, Now everyone knows Victoria's secret, 1623 01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:11,600 Tommy was thinking we'd do it as a birthday theme, 1624 01:12:11,700 --> 01:12:13,600 ''Not the Same Old Thong and Dance,'' 1625 01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:15,600 Cute, 1626 01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:19,200 Kate, Kate, wait, Wait, wait, 1627 01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:22,300 Look... you don't get it, Okay? 1628 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,500 I was humiliated trying to get your attention... 1629 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:29,800 and I'm not working this hard just so I can get some action, 1630 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,600 So I'm not just some '82 Bordeaux... 1631 01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,100 you wanna ''uncork and pork''? 1632 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:35,100 Where'd you hear that? 1633 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,200 No-No-No, look-look, that-that's just... 1634 01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,000 locker room talk, okay? That doesn't mean anything, 1635 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,800 You act like a pig so you don't sound whipped? 1636 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:44,000 Yes, Exactly, 1637 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,200 Look, I'm... I'm saying things I don't believe, 1638 01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,000 I'm doing things I don't understand, 1639 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:51,100 I mean, I put on your underwear and I scaled a building, 1640 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:56,800 I'm trying so hard, 1641 01:12:56,900 --> 01:12:58,800 But I'm out of plays, 1642 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,300 Kate... you're the one, 1643 01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:10,400 Look, I've... never done this before, so... 1644 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:12,700 I'm not exactly sure how it goes, 1645 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,800 It's just something personal, 1646 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,100 Okay? Something to show you... 1647 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:23,300 and whoever wants to know, that I'm whipped, 1648 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,000 Excellent! 1649 01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:29,500 Yeah, I'm whipped, 1650 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,100 Will you be my girlfriend? 1651 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:36,500 Oh... my... 1652 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,100 God, 1653 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,400 We'll crush him, 1654 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:42,100 Kill time, Bam! 1655 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,200 Happy birthday, little Tucker, 1656 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,700 CARRI E: Okay, so, now we... 1657 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:49,000 Um... y-you guys... 1658 01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:50,800 I'm feeling a little weird about this whole thing, 1659 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,500 Huh? 1660 01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,000 - Kate... 1661 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,000 You said if you ever dated a guy like this... 1662 01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,800 you would get even, 1663 01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:03,400 I know, um, but... 1664 01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:05,000 Oh, my God, you love him! 1665 01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:07,100 Oh, we are doing a dating intervention, 1666 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,400 This is for your own good, 1667 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:09,800 Reality check, Kate: 1668 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,400 you're not really dating him, 1669 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:12,500 You got Tucked over, 1670 01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:13,800 He didn't fall for you, 1671 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,800 He fell for what we made you, 1672 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:18,000 Who were you before you met us? 1673 01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:20,400 No one... and then we made you ''the one''... 1674 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:22,200 and this is how you repay us? 1675 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:25,700 So, the little monster you created destroys John Tucker... 1676 01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:27,800 and then what? What happens to me? 1677 01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:29,400 - You become a legend! - Yeah! 1678 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,600 - What if I don't want that? - Well, you can't have him! 1679 01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:34,000 And... this watch belongs to me! 1680 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,900 I'm the head cheerleader, He's the team captain, 1681 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,000 This watch should be mine! 1682 01:14:37,100 --> 01:14:39,100 What, you think because you're the head cheerleader... 1683 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:40,400 you can get whatever you want? 1684 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,800 - Exactly! - Hey! Girls! Stop, 1685 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,000 Thanks, Carrie, 1686 01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:45,600 He deserves the best, okay? 1687 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,100 He obviously deserves me, 1688 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,200 - What?! - Please, 1689 01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:49,800 You don't care about him, 1690 01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:51,600 All you care about is getting into Hartford, 1691 01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:53,100 I believe it's ''Har-vard,'' 1692 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,800 Stop it, You guys, we're supposed to be friends, 1693 01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:58,400 Well, friends don't say they're gonna do something and then... 1694 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:00,000 And then totally screw everybody over! 1695 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,600 If you're not againstJohn, you are not with us, 1696 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:08,700 You guys really think this is gonna help you... 1697 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,000 get overJohn Tucker? 1698 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,500 You're either obsessed with destroying him... 1699 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,100 or obsessed with dating him, 1700 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:17,400 Either way, it's always all about him, 1701 01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:19,000 I'm done with it, 1702 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,000 Well, cheerleaders don't quit, 1703 01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:25,100 I'm not a real cheerleader, 1704 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:28,400 Whatever your plan is, count me out, 1705 01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:30,200 Well, don't worry about it... 1706 01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:32,700 because you're fired! 1707 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,000 But... 1708 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,500 Okay, 1709 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,200 Hang on, 1710 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,000 I think I know what we need, 1711 01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:08,500 I wish it couldjust be simple, like a retro pop song, 1712 01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:13,500 Boom, end of story, we all live happily ever after, 1713 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:15,600 That's a nice watch, 1714 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:17,300 No, it's-it's not what it looks like, 1715 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:20,300 But it's never really like that, is it? 1716 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:23,100 Since when are Beth and Carrie friends with Heather? 1717 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,700 Those girls absolutely hate each other, Kate, 1718 01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:28,300 And what are they doing talking to you? 1719 01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:32,500 What happened to you? 1720 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,800 You were so different, and now you're like... 1721 01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:37,200 the rest of them- you fell for my brother, 1722 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:38,400 No, I-I didn't, 1723 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,500 No, it's-it's not like that, I mean... 1724 01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:42,400 It's something you cooked up with those three, 1725 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,000 It's just a joke to you, isn't it? 1726 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:50,000 You want to know whyJohn fell for you? 1727 01:16:50,100 --> 01:16:52,000 He thinks that you're the first... 1728 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,800 honest relationship that he's been in, 1729 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,100 Well, he's not that innocent, okay? 1730 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,000 I mean, y-you know how John Tucker can be, 1731 01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,500 Everybody knows how he can be, He is John Tucker, 1732 01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:02,000 And still, every girl in school lines up... 1733 01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:03,600 to date him, knowing what they know, 1734 01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:07,400 And yeah, he lies to girls to get them to fall for him, 1735 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:10,600 I can't imagine the kind of person who would do that, 1736 01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:13,000 Can you? 1737 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,800 Mom! The frosting! 1738 01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:33,800 There's cake under it, 1739 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:36,300 Yeah, I sent Skip home, 1740 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:41,000 Oh, 1741 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:45,900 You know, I'm starting to get this whole ''Skip'' thing, 1742 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,100 Look, I know my... 1743 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,200 relationship stuff affects you, 1744 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,400 I made mistakes, 1745 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:55,400 But I would never plan to hurt somebody, 1746 01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:57,000 I-I'm just... 1747 01:17:57,100 --> 01:18:00,200 I just got so caught up in it, 1748 01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:02,300 I guess... 1749 01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:06,000 I was invisible for so long that... 1750 01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:07,800 it felt good to be noticed, 1751 01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:09,000 Kate... 1752 01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:10,900 you chose to be invisible, 1753 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,900 You thought it would be easier that way, 1754 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,400 Well, they're noticing me now, 1755 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:20,100 I mean, none of this is really me, 1756 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,900 And-and now I don't even know who my real friends really are, 1757 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:27,000 Maybe if you showed them the real Kate, you'd find out, 1758 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,000 - Hey, happy birthday, bro, - Scrappy, 1759 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,000 Hey, have you seen Tommy? 1760 01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,000 We have a birthday present forJohn, 1761 01:19:03,100 --> 01:19:05,100 Yeah, he's on stage, in the truck, 1762 01:19:07,900 --> 01:19:11,500 We 'bout to thump up in here! 1763 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:18,000 People in Planes, Yeah, that was loud right there! 1764 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,000 Hey, look, check me out over here, 1765 01:19:19,100 --> 01:19:20,700 Come on, now, gather round, 1766 01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:23,500 It's John Tucker toast time! Yeah! 1767 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,900 Hey,John, come up here, man! 1768 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,600 All right, look, check this out, 1769 01:19:27,700 --> 01:19:29,200 A birthday comes but once a year... 1770 01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,100 and the good Lord you'll be thanking, 1771 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,600 Now, old pal, let's cut this cake... 1772 01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:35,100 and see who's giving you... 1773 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:40,100 - a... spanking! Ho-ho-ho! 1774 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:46,000 - Tommy! Tommy, hey! - What's up? Whatcha got for me? 1775 01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:48,600 Oh,just a little something extra from the girls at Kodiak, 1776 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,000 Me likey, I'm gonna start it right now, 1777 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,400 - Okay, perfect, Here we go, 1778 01:19:58,100 --> 01:19:59,800 That was hot! 1779 01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:02,000 - He's got mad skills! - Now take a look at hotter! 1780 01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:04,000 Boy can slam! 1781 01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:07,100 Move on back 'cause Tuck's our man! 1782 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,100 We love you,John! 1783 01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:10,600 Happy birthday,John! 1784 01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:14,000 - Everyone in the Poetry Club... -Kate! 1785 01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:15,800 You made it, Come on, 1786 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,500 Come wish me a happy birthday, 1787 01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:21,000 John, that's not why I'm here, 1788 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:25,800 o, Kate... 1789 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,000 this is just something to show you and... 1790 01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:31,800 whoever wants to know, that I'm whipped, 1791 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,000 - You're the one, Kate, - Aw... 1792 01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:35,000 Look, I've never done this before, so... 1793 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,400 Look, I've never done this before, so... 1794 01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,000 This is cool, 1795 01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:40,300 ...I'm not exactly sure how it goes, 1796 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,000 Will you be my girlfriend? 1797 01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:44,100 Oh, yeah! 1798 01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:46,700 John Tucker, there's only one guy out there... 1799 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:47,800 - for me... - Oh, no! 1800 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,100 but you are not... 1801 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,800 What's going on? 1802 01:20:55,900 --> 01:20:58,000 Um... 1803 01:20:58,100 --> 01:21:00,800 John, I have something I have to say, 1804 01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:02,100 This entire time... 1805 01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,700 I've been pretending to be a bunch of stuff that I'm not... 1806 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:07,800 so you would... fall for me, 1807 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,000 - Louder! - What's the deal?! 1808 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:13,000 We were trying to break your heart... 1809 01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:14,800 so you knew what it felt like, 1810 01:21:14,900 --> 01:21:16,100 ''We''? 1811 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:20,800 I get it, 1812 01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:23,900 Well, hey... 1813 01:21:24,100 --> 01:21:26,900 you girls pulled it off, 1814 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,400 Yeah, 1815 01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:31,100 It worked, 1816 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,400 I'm sorry, 1817 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,700 - What's the deal?! - What's going on?! 1818 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:38,700 You guys breaking up? 1819 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:42,400 Look, this entire time, I've been... 1820 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:45,500 I've been lying about who I am, 1821 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,200 But... I'm done pretending, 1822 01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:51,100 This is the real me, 1823 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,800 This is Kate, 1824 01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:57,800 - Hey, Kate! - Yeah? 1825 01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:00,400 You're ruining the party! 1826 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,300 - That is so not fair, - Oh, no! 1827 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:06,900 This is all our fault, You do not deserve this, 1828 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,700 We should never have done this to you, 1829 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:11,600 Give me that, Okay, Hey! 1830 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,200 So big deal, she lied, 1831 01:22:13,300 --> 01:22:14,700 We all lied, 1832 01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:16,400 What, like you've never lied before? 1833 01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:18,800 Exactly, You should be throwing drinks at each other... 1834 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:21,100 - Yeah, - not her, 1835 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,100 Everybody chill, 1836 01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,700 Look... they're right, 1837 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,300 All right, we all do it, 1838 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:30,700 I lie, 1839 01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:33,200 I pretend I'm whatever I need to to get girls, 1840 01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:34,500 And it works, dude! 1841 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,000 You're the man! 1842 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,100 Naw, I'm not saying it's a good thing, 1843 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,800 - It's a great thing! -Guys... 1844 01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:42,000 what I'm trying to say is... 1845 01:22:42,100 --> 01:22:44,200 it's wrong, 1846 01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:46,400 There ain't nothin' wrong with hookin' up... 1847 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,300 with the finest girls in the school! 1848 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,000 - Yeah! 1849 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:55,300 Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! 1850 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:59,400 Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! 1851 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:00,700 Oh! 1852 01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:30,600 John! 1853 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,400 Hi, 1854 01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:35,200 - Hey, - Hey, 1855 01:23:36,300 --> 01:23:40,000 Wow, you look... clean, 1856 01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:44,000 Thanks, You look pretty clean yourself, 1857 01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:45,800 Thanks, 1858 01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:47,400 - Listen... 1859 01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:49,100 I shouldn't have thrown the cake... 1860 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,000 Kate, stop, 1861 01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:51,900 I deserved the cake in the face, 1862 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,300 And, as hard as it might be for you to believe... 1863 01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:56,500 I'm gonna start telling the truth, 1864 01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:59,100 I mean it, 1865 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,900 Okay, well, that... I think that's great, 1866 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:06,000 So... truce? 1867 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,100 I'd like that, 1868 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,200 Ow! 1869 01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:13,100 I think you bobbed when I... 1870 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,600 - Weaved, Yeah, - Right, 1871 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,100 ( laughs ): Okay, 1872 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,300 See you around, 1873 01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:20,400 Yeah, Good luck, 1874 01:24:26,100 --> 01:24:28,200 So, it took us 1 2 bottles of shampoo... 1875 01:24:28,300 --> 01:24:30,500 and three days to get the stripper cake out of our hair, 1876 01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:31,900 But you know what? 1877 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,000 - Kate, - It was all worth it, 1878 01:24:34,100 --> 01:24:35,000 Hey, Kate, 1879 01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:37,900 Hey, um, uh, one sec, 1880 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,200 - Hi, - Hey, 1881 01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:40,700 So, uh... 1882 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:44,000 things didn't quite work out with Alex and I, 1883 01:24:44,100 --> 01:24:47,300 Um... see, we have shop together, as well, 1884 01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:48,900 - Was there another fire? - No, 1885 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,800 No, I... I clearly warned him... 1886 01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:54,000 that I shouldn't be operating a band saw, 1887 01:24:54,100 --> 01:24:55,100 No way, 1888 01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:58,000 Um... 1889 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:01,100 but Chemistry does suck without you, 1890 01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:04,900 What do you say? Lab partners? 1891 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,600 Are you sure? 1892 01:25:06,700 --> 01:25:08,800 Yes, I'm sure, 1893 01:25:08,900 --> 01:25:10,900 You're perfect, Kate, 1894 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:15,700 Um... you know, 'cause you're, uh... 1895 01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:17,900 smarter than me, and so far, uh... 1896 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,900 not flammable, 1897 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,500 Right? 1898 01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,000 True, 1899 01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:28,100 You totally have a crush... 1900 01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:29,900 on the other Tucker, 1901 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,000 She'll definitely need help with this one, 1902 01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:33,900 I just upgraded my boob cam, 1903 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,100 - We can do a full-frontal attack, - No, 1904 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:39,000 No, Let's just hang out tonight, okay? 1905 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:40,400 Hang out? 1906 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:42,300 Where's that gonna go on my college application? 1907 01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:42,800 And John Tucker? 1908 01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:43,600 And John Tucker? 1909 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,100 We definitely got to him, 1910 01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:46,900 He never lied to a girl again, 1911 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,000 Hey, beautiful, 1912 01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:50,300 Now, we need to go into this with our eyes open, 1913 01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:51,700 Complete honesty, 1914 01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,700 Jennifer, this is Jill... 1915 01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:56,000 my other girlfriend, 1916 01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:58,800 I think we can make this work, 1917 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:02,800 And the girl who made John Tucker fall in love? 1918 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,800 Well, she's a legend, 1919 01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:13,100 Oh,! 1920 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,200 I almost forgot, 1921 01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:15,800 If you're thinking of trying this at home... 1922 01:26:15,900 --> 01:26:18,500 just remember; when you mess with a John Tucker... 1923 01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:21,100 you better be prepared for the consequences, 1924 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:07,000 Holy jama lama!