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Every day I get letters.
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I think I get more letters than Santa
Claus, Zac Efron and Dr. Phil combined.
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I'm kinda the shit.
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Rec time started
five minutes ago, Needy.
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Grassy-ass, Raymundo.
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Sometimes, the letters are from people
who say they're praying for me.
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They tell me everything will be okay if I
just accept Jesus Christ into my heart.
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I say the words,
but nothing ever happens.
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Nobody comes back.
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Nobody gets off the cross.
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Welcome to the Mental Olympics.
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They're big on recreation here.
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Supposedly, it helps us
vent our aggressions.
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Oh, yeah!
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Personally, I think they're
trying to wear us out,
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keep us sluggish
so there won't be an uprising.
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Well, those J.V. tactics
won't work against me.
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I'm a kicker.
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K-I-C-K-E-R.
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It even says so on my chart.
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Just one Toast 'Em, huh?
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I like Toast 'Ems.
Well, that's good.
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But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide
sufficient energy during your day.
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I recommend
more complex carbo…
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- No, she didn't!
- I recommend you shut the fuck up!
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All right.
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Don't touch me!
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I wasn't always this cracked.
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I used to be normal.
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Well, as normal as any girl
under the influence of teenage hormones.
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But after the killings began,
I started to feel…
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I don't know-
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loose around the edges
or something.
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God!
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I hate this fucking song.
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This is where it all went down.
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"Devil's Kettle"
sounds twisted, I know,
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but the place is just named
after a waterfall.
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Technically,
it's not a normal waterfall.
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It goes into this hole,
and it doesn't come out.
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The scientist guys dropped
all kinds of things down there,
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but nothing ever surfaces.
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Maybe it's another dimension.
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Or, you know, just really deep.
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I'm working the back of
my calves, and I'm working my heart.
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We're talkin' about butt.
We're talkin' about legs.
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We're talking about
virtually no impact.
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This should sell for 14.95.
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Whole body calorie burning.
Whole body muscle toning. Everything.
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Now what about upper body?
All right. We'll do upper body.
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Chicken! We're working my butt.
We're working my abs.
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We're working
the inside of my thighs.
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Now, here's one
of our new movements.
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I want you to see the range of motion.
Just go to "Hurdle" or "Sprint."
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Look at the sprint that I have.
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How many people
can get that range of motion?
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Say I wanna do just my hip flexors
or my buttocks even more.
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I do what's called digging.
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Look at the range of motion. I use
this for a lot of swimwear models.
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Very, very, very important.
How 'bout Butt Squeeze?
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Yup. I see you wanted to touch.
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That's a good way…
- Not this show! Not touching this show…
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Jennifer didn't always look this rough.
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Just two months ago, me, Jennifer
and my boyfriend, Chip,
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were completely normal people.
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We were our yearbook pictures.
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Nothing more, nothing less.
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♪ One ♪
♪ I'm biting my tongue ♪
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♪ Two ♪
♪ He's kissin' on you ♪
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♪ Three ♪
♪ Oh, why can't you see ♪
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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There's Jennifer.
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Only back then, we were tight.
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Sisters, practically.
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People found it hard to believe
that a babe like Jennifer…
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would associate
with a dork like me.
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Sandbox love never dies.
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♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪
♪ You are the girl ♪
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♪ That I've been dreaming of ♪
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You're totally lesbi-gay.
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What? She's my best friend.
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♪ Ever since ♪
♪ I was a little girl ♪
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♪ One ♪
♪ I'm biting my tongue ♪
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♪ Two ♪
♪ He's kissing on you ♪
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Hey, Monistat.
What's up, Vagisil?
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You and me are going out tonight.
Uh, tonight. Why?
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Because Low Shoulder
are playing at Melody Lane.
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They're this indie rock band
from the city.
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I saw their MySpace page,
and the lead singer's extra salty.
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Plus, there'll be lots
of other salty morsels there for you.
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Come on, Needy. I promised Chip that
I would hang out with him tonight.
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Boo. Cross out Needy.
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What time is the show?
I'll pick you up at 8:30.
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My mom has a date with that
guy who owns the ham store.
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He seems nice.
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Wear something cute, okay?
Okay.
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"Wear something cute" meant something
very specific in Jennifer-speak.
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It meant I couldn't look like a total zero,
but I couldn't upstage her either.
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I could expose my stomach,
but never my cleavage.
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Tits were her trademark.
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Those jeans are hella low.
I can almost see your front butt.
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It's a rock show.
This is my rock look.
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Well, I can see, like,
your womb, so…
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I've never even heard
of Low Shoulder.
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Which one is Jennifer stalking?
The lead singer.
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Girls like her don't go out
with drummers.
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- Thanks a lot.
- No offense.
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She'd probably make an exception if you were,
like, a drummer who's also the lead singer.
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- Like Phil Collins.
- Who's Phil Collins?
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Forget it.
He's seminal, but whatever.
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Anyway, this singer guy,
Jennifer says he's extra salty, so-
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Salty.
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Salty means beautiful.
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Well, then you must be
soy sauce, babe.
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Jennifer's here.
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How do you know?
Needy!
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Quit tampooning yourself
and get down here.
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That's fucking weird.
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Better hurry before she gets annoyed.
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You always do what Jennifer
tells you to do.
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No, I don't. It's just that I like
the same things that she likes.
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We have stuff in common.
That's why we're biffs.
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You guys don't have
anything in common.
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Yeah. Okay, Chip.
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Guess who's got the whip
until 11:30.
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A 2003 Chrysler Sebring,
and it's all mine.
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Oh, hi, Chip.
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It smells like Thai food in here.
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- Have you guys been fucking?
- You're gross.
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- You're gross. You're gross.
- You're so gross.
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Fuck you.
Let's go to the club.
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Melody Lane is not a club.
It's a bar.
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It's not even a bar. It's
like a bingo hall with taps.
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Eat my ass, Chip. You're just Jell-O
'cause you're not invited.
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I'm not Jell-O.
That place is disgusting.
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Everyone in there has a mustache.
You're totally Jell-O.
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You're lime-green Jell-O, and you
can't even admit it to yourself.
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Stop kidnapping my girlfriend.
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You wish.
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Chip was right.
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Melody Lane is definitely not a club.
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Clubs are for
attractive people in populous urban areas.
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Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne.
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As they come around the corner-
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All we have is
a jukebox and a sticker toilet.
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♪ You wanna fly
Don't want your feet on the ground ♪
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♪ You stay up, you won't come down ♪
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I cannot wait until I'm
old enough to get wasted.
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Hey, Jennifer.
You look really pretty.
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What up, Craig?
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He thinks he's cute enough for me.
And that's why he's in retard math.
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Swing and miss.
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Hey, it's Ahmet from India,
that foreign exchange guy.
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I wonder if he's circumcised.
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I always wanted
to try a sea cucumber.
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Ew.
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Jennifer Check. Shouldn't
poison yourself with that shit.
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Unless you want me
to arrest ya for possession.
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You're gonna arrest me? You're not
even out of the academy yet, Roman.
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Two more months.
Then I'm on the force for reals.
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Are you, uh…
you're gonna cuff me?
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Don't do that.
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Okay? Not here.
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Hey, that's the band.
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Mmm. You can totally tell
they're from the city.
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Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner.
They look like a bunch of faygos.
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Well, you would think that, Roman,
because you're a small-time Gomer.
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I wish we had more guys
like that in Devil's Kettle.
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All stylish and shit.
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I think they need two groupies.
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No! No. Come on.
Don't be so J.V., Needy.
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They're just boys, morsels.
We have all the power.
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Don't you know that?
These things?
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These are like
smart bombs. Okay?
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You point them in the right
direction, and shit gets real.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Uh… we just wanted
to meet you or something.
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I'm Jennifer Check,
and this is my friend.
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Hi. I'm Nikolai.
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This is, uh…
These guys are my band.
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Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard…
I've heard about you.
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You play your instruments
really super good.
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Thank you.
We are professionals.
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Hey. Sorry.
Could I ask you a question?
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Um, why would you wanna play
all the way out here in Devil's Kettle?
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You live in the city, right?
Yeah.
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But, you know, I think it's really important
sometimes to try and connect with our fans…
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in the shitty areas too.
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That's amazing.
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Can I, um… Can I buy you a drink?
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Sure. What are we having?
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They have this really awesome
9/11 tribute shooter.
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It's red, white and blue, but you have to
drink it really fast or it turns brownish.
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All right. Well, we'll
drink it fast. Okay.
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- Okay.
- I'll be right back.
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Hey, how-how are you
gonna get alcohol?
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Um, I'll just play Hello Titty
with the bartender.
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Aw, shit.
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Dirk, what about her?
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- Who, Jan Brady?
- No, man. Fuck you.
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I'm talking about the one who went to get
me a drink. The State Fair Butter Princess.
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That's the one. I don't know.
Are you sure she's-
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Listen, I grew up
in a town like this, okay?
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There's always that girl. They love to
show it off, but they do not give it up.
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You told us
you were from Brooklyn.
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My point is, this girl is
definitely a virgin, okay?
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- I know girls like that. I've dated chicks…
- I don't know.
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Well, we didn't drive
all the way out here for nothing, so…
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Fine. Okay? You know,
I'm not just your bassist.
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I'm a person with feelings
who happens to play the bass-
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- Excuse me.
- I'd like a little respect around here.
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Look, I didn't know
you had feelings. Hey.
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Hey. That's my best friend
that you're talking about.
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And you're right.
She is a virgin.
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And that beats sleeping
with creeps like you.
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Tower One isn't full enough.
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Those guys are rank, Jen.
Just forget about it.
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You know what? I think
the lead singer wants me.
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Only because he thinks that you're
a virgin. I heard them talking.
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What? I'm not even a backdoor
virgin anymore, thanks to Roman.
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And by the way, that hurts.
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I couldn't even go
to Flags the next day.
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I had to stay home and sit
on a bag of frozen peas.
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Oh, my God.
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- Good evening, Devil's Lake.
- Devil's Kettle!
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Fuckin'-A right, it is.
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♪ All alone in an empty room ♪
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♪ Nothing left but the memories ♪
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♪ Of when ♪
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♪ I had my best friend ♪
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♪ And I don't know
how we ended up here ♪
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♪ I don't know
but it's never been so clear ♪
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♪ We made a mistake, dear ♪
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♪ And I see ♪
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♪ The broken glass in front of me ♪
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♪ I see ♪
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♪ Your shadow hanging over me ♪
238
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,834
♪ And your face, I can see ♪
239
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:04,248
♪ Through the trees ♪
240
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,509
♪ I will find you ♪
241
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:11,052
♪ I will heal ♪
242
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,967
♪ The ruins left inside you ♪
243
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,478
♪ 'Cause I'm still here
breathing now ♪
244
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:22,401
♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪
245
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,862
♪ I'm still here
breathing now ♪
246
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:29,403
♪ Until I'm set free ♪
247
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,159
♪ Goin' quiet through the trees ♪
248
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,002
♪ And I remember ♪
♪ how we used to talk ♪
249
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:44,462
♪ About the places we would go
when we grew up ♪
250
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,335
♪ And all that
we were gonna find ♪
251
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:54,139
♪ And I remember
watching our seeds grow ♪
252
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:58,772
♪ And how you cried when you
saw the first leaf show ♪
253
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,900
Let's go!
254
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,242
No!
255
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,167
Run!
256
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,089
We can't get through there!
257
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,272
I know where to go!
258
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,125
Hey. Hey. Jen?
259
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,264
Hey.
260
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,680
Jennifer? Oh, thank God
you guys are all right.
261
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,477
I've been looking
everywhere for you two.
262
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,733
Listen, it's really
dangerous out here.
263
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,687
You wanna head someplace
safer, like my van? What?
264
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:36,237
I'm in survival mode right now,
and I want us to get to a familiar place.
265
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,695
And right now, I feel
like that's my van. Okay.
266
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,794
Okay, this one's
in shock. Great.
267
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,250
Are you in shock?
Have some of that.
268
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,621
No.
269
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,920
Jennifer?
270
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,423
Hey.
271
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,841
Let's go, Jennifer!
Let's go to the van.
272
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,718
I wanna go to your really cool van.
Needy, let's go see his van.
273
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,715
Why? Why should we?
274
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,887
We have the Sebring.
Let's just get out of here!
275
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,686
Let's go to L.O.O. and get some Northwoods
Nachos with extra badger sauce.
276
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:10,441
- Please? I'm starving.
- Needy, stop it! Just shut up.
277
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,833
I watched her get into that van,
278
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,499
and I knew something awful
was going to happen.
279
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,588
He was skinny
and twisted and evil,
280
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,844
like this petrified tree
I saw when I was a kid.
281
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,082
Oh.
282
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,393
- Hey, Niedermeyer.
- Oh, thank God you're there.
283
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,767
What's wrong?
Jennifer's gone.
284
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,225
She ran off with that rock band,
and Melody Lane burned down.
285
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,743
You're okay, right?
Uh, yeah.
286
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,161
But there was this huge stampede,
287
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,450
and all the people that fainted
got run over,
288
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,454
and you could hear
their bones breaking.
289
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,867
And the people…
290
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,246
Like, the people on fire
just smelled like…
291
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,376
This is crazy. Jennifer's
still with those creeps.
292
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,803
They took her in their spooky van
with the windows all blacked out.
293
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:02,513
- Did you get the make and model?
- I don't know, Chip. An '89 Rapist?
294
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,715
She's still in there.
We have to go find her.
295
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,925
Who cares about Jennifer
and those douche bags…
296
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,016
with their douche bag haircuts
and their man-scara?
297
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,191
People just burned to death.
298
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,942
Oh, cheese and fries.
There's somebody here!
299
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,193
I'm all alone.
I'm freaked out.
300
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,935
- Where is your mom?
- Swing shift.
301
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,320
Stay on the phone with me, okay?
302
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,248
Needy, do you want me
to come over or something?
303
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,671
I don't know. Maybe.
304
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,891
Needy?
305
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,478
Okay, so now
there's no one here.
306
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,231
That's so strange.
307
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,317
Maybe I'm going crazy.
308
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,742
It's probably nothing.
309
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,584
Look, I'll call you later.
Okay.
310
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,323
Hi.
311
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,121
Jen.
312
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:40,209
What happened?
313
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:51,889
Jen?
314
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,996
Um…
315
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:23,252
My mom got that at Boston Market,
and I'm… I'm not supposed to-
316
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,906
Jennifer. Jennifer?
317
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,209
Jennifer.
318
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,614
Are you scared?
319
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:47,667
Jennifer!
320
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,185
Another body under here!
321
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,318
I heard Needy and Jennifer
were there,
322
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,327
and they had to fight their
way out with a machete.
323
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,540
Look, she's not even moving.
324
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:23,211
It's called post-traumatic
stress disorder.
325
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,130
My dad was in Operation
Enduring Freedom,
326
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:29,380
and he totally, like, stopped talking
for, like, months.
327
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:37,934
I'll be Perfect Prom Betty,
and you be her.
328
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,723
Why do I have to be Ugly Ashley?
329
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,478
Ow!
What's wrong, Jennifer?
330
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,238
Don't tell my mom about this.
She'll make me a shot.
331
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:56,321
I never tell on you.
332
00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:01,741
Where's it at, Monistat?
333
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,792
- You're all right.
- Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
334
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,835
'Cause last night
at my house, you were…
335
00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,299
You do have a tendency
to overreact.
336
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:15,260
Remember when we were in Girl Scout camp, and
you thought that there was an earthquake,
337
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:18,182
but it was just two guys
with a ghetto blaster?
338
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,431
People died, Jennifer.
339
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:24,805
It's, like, all over the news.
National news.
340
00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:29,937
Anybody that we know?
We know everyone.
341
00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,744
Sucks to be them, I guess.
342
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:39,568
What is wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
343
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,988
Besides the obvious surface flaws.
344
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:46,288
I knew it was real.
345
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:51,463
I'd been up all night,
scrubbing the carnage off the linoleum.
346
00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,723
Shoot.
347
00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,473
Please don't talk to yourself.
348
00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,595
It's one of your more
freakish Needy behaviors…
349
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,062
and it makes us both look
like total gaylords.
350
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,853
Ew. Fuck. You need a Mani bad.
351
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,307
You should find a Chinese chick
to buff your situation.
352
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:19,446
This is a dark, dark day…
353
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,491
for Devil's Kettle.
354
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:24,325
And believe me you,
I have lived through some…
355
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,996
some pretty heavy stuff.
356
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:34,877
We lost eight precious students…
357
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:38,133
including Ahmet from India,
358
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,797
several parents…
359
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:43,346
and our beloved Spanish teacher,
360
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:46,852
Señorita Erickson.
361
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:48,854
No way. Erickson ate shit?
362
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:52,436
Now more than ever,
put aside your teenage concerns…
363
00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:56,943
about who's a cool dude,
or who's a ho.
364
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,778
We can't let that damn fire win.
365
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,655
It already won.
366
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,953
God bless you kids.
367
00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:34,114
There's no band practice today.
There's no anything today.
368
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:38,609
It's surreal, right? When just one person
dies in Devil's Kettle, it's like time stops.
369
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,204
Feel guilty just breathing.
370
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,910
Word.
371
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,991
Chip, I need to tell you
something kinda weird.
372
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:51,286
It's about Jennifer.
What?
373
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:57,750
You know how last night we were talking, and
someone came to my house? It was Jennifer.
374
00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:00,798
She looked like she had been
beaten up or shot or something.
375
00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:05,933
And then she barfed up
this, like, disgusting, prickly stuff…
376
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:09,563
that looked like roadkill and, like,
sewing needles mixed together.
377
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,271
Yuck.
378
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:15,521
Well, she probably just inhaled a
whole bunch of smoke or something.
379
00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:17,516
No, Chip. No, it was like…
380
00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:19,858
It was, like, evil.
381
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,816
Needy, I think you might wanna
talk to the school shrink.
382
00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:25,696
I'm not saying that
to be a dillhole.
383
00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:28,162
Chip, I don't tell whoppers,
and I'm not crazy.
384
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:29,913
I didn't say you were crazy.
385
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,905
It's just, everybody's a little messed
up about this, and it's okay to feel…
386
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,630
Discombobulated?
Yeah. Fucked up.
387
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,459
Hey, Needy.
388
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:42,054
- Oh, hi, Colin.
- I heard you were there last night in the fiery trenches.
389
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,343
Yeah.
390
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:48,513
Well, I'm glad you didn't die.
391
00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:51,597
- Thanks.
- Seriously.
392
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:57,062
How are you friends
with Colin Gray?
393
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,227
I thought Colin Gray
only talked to the Dead Girls.
394
00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,316
I just am. We have
Creative Nonfiction together.
395
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:05,361
He's a really good writer. He's, like,
all dark and emotional and stuff.
396
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:09,777
Oh. Well, I'm like that too.
I mean, I can relate.
397
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:13,868
You know, I'm not all obvious
about it like a poser.
398
00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:16,917
Walk me home?
399
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,090
You know it, babe.
400
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:35,944
♪ It's all right ♪
401
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:41,686
♪ It's all right ♪
402
00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:47,743
Hi.
Hey, Jennifer.
403
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:51,914
I'm crazy sorry about your profound loss.
404
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:54,254
You are crying about Craig, right?
405
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:58,212
He was my best friend.
406
00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:01,042
You know, I was there last night,
407
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:05,718
and I was probably the last person
to talk to him, like, ever.
408
00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:08,799
Wow.
You know what he said?
409
00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:13,135
Craig said that he always
thought you and me…
410
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:16,523
would make
a totally banging couple.
411
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:20,559
Isn't that just so weird?
412
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:23,317
He… He said "banging"?
413
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,954
Feel my heart, Jonas.
414
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:35,449
I think it's broken.
415
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,293
Mine too.
416
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,424
You come with me,
just for a little while.
417
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,963
It's what Craig would have wanted.
418
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,430
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
419
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,620
You're so warm.
Why are you so warm?
420
00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,622
Shutties.
421
00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,966
Jennifer.
422
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:34,762
Jen.
What?
423
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,346
Look.
424
00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:42,397
Mm-hmm.
425
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,401
They're waiting.
426
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,914
Okay.
427
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:10,261
Mmm.
428
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,298
Do you miss Craig?
429
00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:19,854
Of course.
430
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:22,393
Well, you're gonna see
your buddy really soon.
431
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,897
What, you mean,
like, in heaven someday?
432
00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:28,443
Nope.
433
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:35,025
God.
434
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,655
Let it all out, kids.
435
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:56,258
You want some baloney, Spector?
436
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:59,054
And that was Low
Shoulder, the local band…
437
00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:03,479
who became unlikely heroes of the
tragedy in Devil's Kettle last night.
438
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,440
Eyewitnesses say the boys helped
numerous people escape the inferno,
439
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,152
risking their own lives
in the process.
440
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:13,403
That's rock and roll with a
conscience, ladies and gentlemen.
441
00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:17,867
And guess what. We are honored to have
Low Shoulder in the studio right now.
442
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,619
Now, how you guys holdin' up?
443
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:22,622
We're maintaining, man.
444
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:24,914
It's not easy, but,
you know, the real heroes…
445
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:27,458
are the people of Devil's Lake.
446
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:32,342
I just hope we can convey 1 /10th
of their courage and spirit…
447
00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:34,472
on our upcoming album.
448
00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:51,729
Virgin mother.
449
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:54,568
Crap.
450
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,574
You said it.
Hey, Mom.
451
00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,572
I didn't know you were up.
452
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,368
Yeah.
453
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:06,461
Oh, God. I had another one
of my night terrors.
454
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:09,120
Well, it's 4:00, so technically
you had a day terror.
455
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,919
Right.
456
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,633
What'd you dream about?
457
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:19,264
I dreamed some bad people were
trying to nail you to a tree…
458
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:23,684
with hammers
and big stakes and shit.
459
00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:27,175
Just like J.C.
460
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:33,572
But I didn't let 'em get you, 'cause I'm
a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear.
461
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,440
I can take care of myself.
462
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,448
Yeah, you say that,
463
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:41,870
but one day you're gonna be crying out
for me, and I'm not gonna be there.
464
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,998
No!
465
00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:04,221
We will get the man who did
this to your son. Hear me.
466
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,390
I'll kill him myself.
467
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,225
I will.
468
00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:12,312
Do you hear me, you bastard?
469
00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:17,862
I'll cut off your nut sack
and nail it to my door…
470
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:22,624
like one of those lion door
knockers rich folks got!
471
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:25,869
That will be your balls!
472
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,960
Fatalities have
grown in a horrific fire…
473
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,047
that destroyed a popular local nightclub…
474
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:21,882
In Devil's Kettle last night.
475
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:28,259
Yeah?
I feel so scrumptious!
476
00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:30,970
Goody for you. You know when you
kiss a boy for the first time,
477
00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:33,639
and it feels like your
entire body is on vibrate?
478
00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:37,863
- Yeah?
- It's that good.
479
00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:39,861
Well, that's nice.
480
00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:42,193
Me, I'm still a little bit depressed
about, you know,
481
00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:44,698
the giant, smoldering funeral
pyre in the middle of town.
482
00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:47,911
Move-on-dot-org, Needy.
It's over.
483
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:52,202
Life is too short to be moping around
about some white-trash pig roast.
484
00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:54,208
That's sweet, Jen.
485
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,000
You know, I tell it like it is.
486
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,844
And besides, you know what?
487
00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:01,049
You should be happy for me
because I am having the best day…
488
00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,841
since, like, Jesus invented the calendar.
489
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,965
Jesus didn't invent
the calendar.
490
00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:07,682
Whatever.
491
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,812
Other line. Hold on.
492
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:12,979
- So blow it off.
- It'll just be a minute.
493
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:16,189
Pooh. I'm crossing you out.
494
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,361
Hey.
495
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:21,691
I need to see you right now.
I can barely hear you.
496
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:24,028
It's because
Camille is playing the piano.
497
00:39:24,154 --> 00:39:26,824
Knock it off, Camille!
You knock it off!
498
00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:28,736
Can you meet me
at McCullum in 10?
499
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,865
You knock it off, Chip!
You're a penis cheese!
500
00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:32,912
Uh, 15?
501
00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:36,827
♪ Heard you're new in town ♪
502
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:39,036
♪ Want someone to show you round ♪
503
00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:41,497
♪ Well, no one knows this place
just quite like me ♪
504
00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:44,918
- I gotta go.
- I am a god.
505
00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:48,928
Okay. I gotta meet Chip
in McCullum Park.
506
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,602
You know, Chip is looking
really cute to me lately.
507
00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:55,681
So, tell me, is he, uh, like, packing
some serious pubic inches?
508
00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,688
What's the story down there?
509
00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:00,020
I gotta go.
510
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:09,073
Why are the cops at your house?
511
00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:11,657
They're not. They're
at Jonas Kozelle's house.
512
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:15,664
Why? He try to sell fake peyote to the eighth
graders again? No, Needy. He was murdered.
513
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,288
What?
Yeah.
514
00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:19,793
Someone ripped Jonas limb from
limb in the woods behind school.
515
00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:21,746
They ate parts of him.
516
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:25,208
No one's even supposed to know yet, but my dad
just went over there and talked to the cops.
517
00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:27,218
His mom is, like, catatonic.
518
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:31,430
She's just staring out the front window
like a zombie mannequin robot statue.
519
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:37,432
This can't be a coincidence.
520
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,649
What are you
talking about, Needy?
521
00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,189
A fiery death trap last night,
522
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:43,522
and now a cannibal psycho takes
down the biggest guy in school?
523
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:44,608
Come on.
It's freaktarded.
524
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:50,278
Well, the bad luck's
gotta be over, right?
525
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:53,325
I mean, it can't get any worse,
right? It can't.
526
00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:55,489
I mean, you agree, right?
527
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:57,498
You're shaking.
528
00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,080
Well, I'm cold.
It's very cold out here.
529
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:02,456
You want my hoodie?
530
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:07,013
♪ All alone in an empty room ♪
531
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:09,843
The days marched on as usual,
532
00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:13,096
but most of us were too numb
to enjoy ourselves.
533
00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,099
Most of us.
534
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:18,181
♪ And I don't know
how we ended up here ♪
535
00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:22,978
♪ I don't know
but it's never been so clear ♪
536
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:27,784
♪ We made a mistake, dear ♪
537
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:31,660
To the rest of the
world, we were famous. We were saints.
538
00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,869
Our town's only bar
had burned to the ground,
539
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:37,620
and our star linebacker
was someone's Snack Pack.
540
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:41,124
The whole country got a huge
tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle.
541
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:45,667
And the press, God! They couldn't get
enough of our little world of shit.
542
00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:50,844
♪ Through the trees ♪
543
00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:54,295
♪ I will find you ♪
544
00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:58,017
♪ I will heal ♪
545
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:01,639
♪ The ruins left inside you ♪
546
00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:05,478
♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪
547
00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:12,695
♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪
548
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,070
♪ Until I'm set free ♪
549
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:19,659
♪ Go quiet through the trees ♪
550
00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:22,246
Still, we were healing.
551
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,383
Like Chip, we figured things
could only get better. Hey!
552
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,297
We had faith.
553
00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:31,512
We were fucking idiots.
554
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:35,894
Before the period ends,
I'd like to make an announcement.
555
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:40,020
As you all know, today is
the one month anniversary…
556
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:43,349
of the tragedy at Melody Lane…
557
00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:46,056
and the murder of Jonas Kozelle.
558
00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,897
Boring. Jesus!
559
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:50,032
What a bitch.
560
00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:52,319
As I was saying,
Jennifer and Needy,
561
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:55,413
I finally have some good news
to share with all of you.
562
00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:58,450
The members of the rock and roll
group Low Shoulder…
563
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:02,124
have decided to extend a
helping hand to our community.
564
00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:06,285
As you all know, their song,
"Through The Trees,"
565
00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:08,876
has become our unofficial anthem…
566
00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,803
of unity and healing.
567
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,381
And they have decided
to release it as a benefit single.
568
00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:17,387
Three percent of the profits
will go to local families…
569
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,390
who have been affected by loss.
570
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:21,432
What about the other 97%?
571
00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:25,437
I mean, that's just crass, right?
572
00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:31,400
"Crass." It means greedy,
exploitative, scummy.
573
00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:33,494
Low Shoulder
are American heroes.
574
00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:36,609
No, they're not!
I was there, Chastity.
575
00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,908
They didn't help anybody
escape the fire.
576
00:43:38,991 --> 00:43:41,581
I don't even know how
that rumor got started.
577
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:43,831
Rumor? Rumor?
578
00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:47,123
It's true.
It's on the Wikipedia.
579
00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:51,548
We wouldn't even know who they were
if they hadn't been playing that night.
580
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:54,299
- They used us.
- You take that back, Needy Lesnicki.
581
00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:56,722
- Girls…
- We need them now more than ever.
582
00:43:56,801 --> 00:44:00,011
That's enough.
583
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:04,603
I'm already sick of that song.
584
00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:06,984
Yeah, it's really poorly produced.
585
00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:09,061
Could the bass
be any lower in the mix?
586
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:12,227
No offense, but you
look really tired.
587
00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:16,188
Is everything okay?
No. I feel like boo-boo.
588
00:44:16,279 --> 00:44:21,069
My skin is breaking out,
and my hair is dull and lifeless.
589
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:24,999
God. It's like I'm one
of the normal girls.
590
00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:28,421
Are you P.M.S.-ing or something'?
P.M.S. isn't real, Needy.
591
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:31,709
It was invented by the boy-run
media to make us seem crazy.
592
00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:35,709
Don't look at me like that!
593
00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:39,552
It's just wearing off
or something.
594
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:41,215
What's wearing off?
595
00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:46,597
Hello, Needy.
Hi.
596
00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:49,556
Jennifer.
Hi, Colin.
597
00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:52,975
Can I borrow your English homework again?
I forgot to read Hamlet.
598
00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:56,225
Is he gonna fuck his mom?
599
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:58,739
No… I don't… I don't…
I don't think so.
600
00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:01,621
Um, I actually wanted
to ask you something.
601
00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:04,161
You wanna know if I'll
go out with you? No!
602
00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:07,333
Yeah. What? I…
603
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:10,923
- I don't g… How'd you know?
- Just go ahead with the pitch.
604
00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:16,002
Okay. Um…
605
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:19,468
Well, we've been having
a lot of fun in class, you and I,
606
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:23,930
and I thought that maybe you'd like
to go see a movie or something.
607
00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:27,853
There's a, uh, midnight showing of Rocky
Horror at the Bijou next weekend.
608
00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:30,104
I don't like boxing movies.
609
00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:36,941
Yeah, but it's no…
It's not a… fucking boxing movie.
610
00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:39,316
Um, fuck it.
Okay. Forget it.
611
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,618
- That was random.
- I'm used to boys asking me out, Needy.
612
00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:49,832
Colin's really nice.
613
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:52,464
He's into maggot rock.
He wears nail polish.
614
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:56,293
My dick is bigger than his.
I think he's really cool.
615
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,380
You do?
Yeah.
616
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,306
Wait. Colin.
617
00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:12,097
Why don't you just come by
my place tonight?
618
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:16,356
I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It's about
this girl who's, like, half-sushi.
619
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,110
I guess she has sex through
her blowhole or something.
620
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,896
Okay.
621
00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:25,989
Great, yeah.
622
00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:28,445
Okay. I'll text you
my address.
623
00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:31,791
Cool.
624
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,418
Hi.
Hey.
625
00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:41,094
Mmm. Hi, Chip.
626
00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:44,425
Hey, hey.
Ugh.
627
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,260
Get a room.
628
00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:49,886
So, talking to your mysterious
pal Colin Gray again.
629
00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:52,926
No. He was asking Jennifer out on a date.
That's weird.
630
00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:58,231
So are you gonna come over tonight?
Sure, I'd like that.
631
00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:01,526
I went to SuperTarget
and picked up more condoms, so…
632
00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,452
Thanks. Not that that has
anything to do with…
633
00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:07,071
Oh, no, I didn't assume that.
Well, I'm…
634
00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:09,658
Okay. I'll see you tonight then.
635
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:12,655
Okay.
636
00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:20,299
♪ The roads are wrapped around your waist ♪
It's for ambiance.
637
00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:24,471
♪ They lead me place to place ♪
It's Jammin' Jasmine.
638
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:28,510
My mom has Holiday Scents,
too, if you're…
639
00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:31,846
This is nice.
♪ In fact, I made a career out of it ♪
640
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:37,062
♪ I've always thought the left
was your strongest side ♪
641
00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:41,936
♪ But when it comes to you
now I can't decide ♪
642
00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:45,448
♪ It's only a matter of ♪
643
00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:48,866
♪ Time ♪
644
00:48:12,682 --> 00:48:15,892
♪ I can see clearly now ♪
♪ the rain has gone ♪
645
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:21,309
♪ I can see all ♪
♪ obstacles in my way ♪
646
00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:25,819
♪ Gone are the dark clouds ♪
♪ that had me blind ♪
647
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:30,823
♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪
♪ bright sunshiny day ♪
648
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:33,868
♪ I think I can make it now ♪
♪ the rain has gone ♪
649
00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:40,668
♪ All of the bad feelings ♪
♪ have disappeared ♪
650
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,631
♪ Here is the rainbow ♪
♪ I've been prayin' for ♪
651
00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:48,133
♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪
♪ bright sunshiny day ♪
652
00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:39,695
Hello.
653
00:50:48,504 --> 00:50:51,134
Jennifer?
654
00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:55,927
♪ I know you seen me looking at you ♪
♪ and you already know ♪
655
00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:58,641
♪ I wanna love you ♪
♪ love you ♪
656
00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,682
♪ You already know ♪
657
00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:04,346
♪ I wanna love you ♪
♪ love you ♪
658
00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:06,976
♪ You already know ♪
659
00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,913
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
660
00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,582
"Slippery Swirl"?
661
00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:30,127
Yeah, it's, uh, supposed to
make it feel good for the girl.
662
00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:32,132
Cool.
663
00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:34,469
♪ Baby, you got a phatty
the type I like to marry ♪
664
00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:37,220
♪ Wantin' to just give you everything
and that's kinda scary ♪
665
00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:39,683
♪ 'Cause I'm lovin'
the way you shake your ass ♪
666
00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,813
♪ Bouncin'
Got me tippin' my glass ♪
667
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,232
♪ Normally don't get
caught up too fast ♪
668
00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,890
♪ Got a thing for you ♪
669
00:51:45,978 --> 00:51:48,688
♪ I see you windin', grindin' ♪
670
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,112
♪ Up on that floor ♪
671
00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:53,361
♪ I know you see me looking at you ♪
672
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,364
♪ And you already know ♪
673
00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:58,526
♪ I wanna love you
love you ♪
674
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,576
♪ You already know ♪
675
00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:05,371
Oh.
676
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:08,326
♪ I wanna love you
love you ♪
677
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:11,837
♪ You already know, girl ♪
678
00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:17,799
You made it.
679
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:23,641
What's going on?
680
00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:30,864
This, uh…
681
00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,527
This isn't really your house, is it?
682
00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:37,447
No, baby.
683
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:40,779
This is our house,
just for you and me.
684
00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:45,076
We can play Mommy and Daddy.
685
00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:56,172
Do you even know my last name?
686
00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:58,676
Silly.
687
00:52:58,759 --> 00:53:01,429
I've been sending you
signals all year.
688
00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:05,058
Couldn't you tell?
689
00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:07,430
You give me such a wettie.
690
00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:27,621
Put it in.
691
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:50,688
Jennifer!
692
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:54,359
What? Are you scared?
693
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,570
I thought boys like you were really
into vermin and death and shit.
694
00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:01,864
Here you go.
695
00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:07,294
Nice hardware, ace.
696
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,020
No way.
697
00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:43,653
Ow! Shit!
Ooh! Puncture wound.
698
00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:45,779
God, that's so emo.
699
00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:53,038
I need you frightened.
700
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:26,988
I need you hopeless.
701
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,463
Hopeless.
702
00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:44,380
Hopeless.
703
00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:45,836
Hopeless.
704
00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:57,517
What? What?
705
00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:59,614
What?
706
00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:02,609
Am I hurting you?
707
00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:08,164
Am I too big?
708
00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,825
What?
709
00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:19,709
Needy. What's wrong?
710
00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:21,883
Is it something I did?
711
00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:54,618
♪ Through the trees ♪
712
00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:57,913
♪ I will… ♪
713
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:12,275
Mommy? Mommy!
714
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,358
Hi.
715
00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:34,152
- - God, Needy,
enough with the screaming!
716
00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:36,739
You're such a cliché.
Get out!
717
00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:42,035
But we always share your bed
when we have slumber parties.
718
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,880
I'm not gonna bite you.
719
00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:01,143
Is that my Evil Dead T-shirt?
720
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:10,575
What the fuck is happening?
721
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,497
My God, Needy.
722
01:01:12,586 --> 01:01:15,496
I have never heard you
drop the F-bomb before.
723
01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:18,760
I saw you! I saw… I saw… I saw the…
724
01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:21,722
Slow down, tardy slip.
You sound like a sped.
725
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:24,135
I'm gonna call the police. Okay.
726
01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:26,272
Why don't you narc me out?
727
01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:28,599
I have the cops
in my back pocket, Needy.
728
01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,515
I'm fucking a cadet.
Remember?
729
01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:33,858
What do you want from me?
730
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:37,190
Just want to explain
some things to you.
731
01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:40,197
Besides, best friends
don't keep secrets.
732
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,950
Right?
733
01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:47,238
So, you remember the night of the fire?
I got really messed up.
734
01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:51,119
And those guys from Low
Shoulder, totally evil.
735
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:54,128
They're basically,
like, agents of Satan…
736
01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,131
with really awesome haircuts.
737
01:02:05,013 --> 01:02:06,643
Where-Where are we going?
738
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:08,973
You don't have to talk
if you don't want to.
739
01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:13,309
♪ All right, dear
Have a nice year ♪
740
01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:16,066
♪ Teach the mean girls ♪
741
01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:18,149
♪ How to be feared ♪
742
01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,235
Are you guys rapists?
743
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,990
Oh, God, I hate girls.
744
01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:27,197
♪ You could be satisfied ♪
745
01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:32,035
Are you even sure
if she's a fucking virgin, man?
746
01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:35,043
Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin.
I'm a virgin.
747
01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:38,046
I've never even done sex.
I don't know how.
748
01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:41,969
So you guys should find
somebody who does…
749
01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:43,970
know how.
750
01:02:44,052 --> 01:02:47,512
See, Dirk? I told you, man.
You owe me a beer.
751
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:50,597
- What did they do to you?
- Just let me finish.
752
01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:53,604
So they drove me out to the falls…
753
01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:59,227
and I kept looking for a way to escape,
but it's really dark out there.
754
01:03:06,908 --> 01:03:09,078
Where are you going? Huh?
755
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:13,540
We got a waxing moon tonight,
you guys, just like the ritual says.
756
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:15,503
Please!
757
01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:20,798
No! Please!
758
01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:25,054
Please!
759
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:28,045
Do one of you guys have
something to shut her up with?
760
01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:36,228
Great. But get it nice and tight, though,
'cause I don't wanna get fuckin' clawed.
761
01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:48,617
I don't know if we should
go through with this.
762
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:51,290
Dirk.
763
01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:56,249
Do you wanna work at Moose Hoof
Coffee forever? I don't, okay?
764
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,133
Do you wanna be
a big loser, or…
765
01:03:58,209 --> 01:04:01,209
do you wanna be
rich and awesome…
766
01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:04,166
like that guy from Maroon 5?
767
01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,425
Maroon 5.
768
01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,640
Okay.
That's what I thought.
769
01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:12,061
Go and fetch me
the ritual, brother.
770
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:16,139
Okay.
What the fuck?
771
01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:21,944
Thank you.
772
01:04:22,025 --> 01:04:24,355
- All right.
- That's it?
773
01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:27,364
Yeah. I found it online.
774
01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:31,987
"We come here tonight
to sacrifice the body of"…
775
01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:36,501
What is your name again?
Tiffany?
776
01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:39,213
My name is Jennifer.
Super.
777
01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:43,552
"We come here tonight to sacrifice the
body of Jennifer from Devil's Kettle."
778
01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:46,340
Please, please.
Please, please, don't do this.
779
01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:50,144
I'll do anything.
I'll do anything you want.
780
01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:59,558
Do you know how hard it is
to make it as an indie band these days?
781
01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:02,976
There's so many of us,
and we're all so cute…
782
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:05,646
and it's like,
if you don't get on Letterman…
783
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:09,485
or some retarded soundtrack,
you're screwed, okay?
784
01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:12,202
Satan is our only hope.
785
01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:15,623
We're in league with the beast now, and we
have to make a really big impression on him.
786
01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:19,213
And to do that, we're going to have
to butcher you and bleed you.
787
01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:21,580
And then Dirk here's
gonna wear your face.
788
01:05:21,668 --> 01:05:24,588
Relax. I'm kidding about the face.
The rest is gonna happen though.
789
01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:27,091
Why don't you just get a publicist?
We can make T-shirts.
790
01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:29,683
I could be a part
of your street scene. Please.
791
01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:31,509
Sorry. No can do.
792
01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:36,314
But you know what? Maybe we'll write a song
about you. As a fan, that'd be cool, right?
793
01:05:44,149 --> 01:05:47,229
No! No!
With the deepest malice,
794
01:05:47,318 --> 01:05:50,108
we deliver this virgin
unto thee.
795
01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:53,278
Dude, that is a hot murder weapon.
It's a bowie knife.
796
01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:54,826
Bowie? Nice.
797
01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:58,619
- Here we go! It's gonna be gnarly!
- No, please, please!
798
01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:02,116
No, please, God! Wait a second.
I just thought of something.
799
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:05,628
Jenny, Jenny,
you're the girl for me.
800
01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:07,462
You don't know me,
but you make me so happy.
801
01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:10,967
I tried to call you before,
but I lost my nerve.
802
01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:13,720
♪ I used my imagination ♪
803
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:16,563
♪ But I was disturbed ♪
804
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:20,229
♪ Jenny, I got your number ♪
805
01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:23,440
♪ I need to make you mine ♪
806
01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:26,651
♪ Jenny, don't change your number ♪
807
01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:30,113
♪ 867-5309 ♪
808
01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:34,655
♪ 867-5309 ♪
809
01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:38,331
♪ 867-5309 ♪
810
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:47,382
They killed you.
811
01:06:47,462 --> 01:06:49,382
I'm still here, aren't I?
812
01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:53,684
They did go all Benihana on my ass with
that knife and it should have killed me,
813
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:57,760
but for some reason it didn't.
814
01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:02,228
Maybe it did.
815
01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:32,048
Anyway, I don't really
remember what happened after that.
816
01:07:32,131 --> 01:07:36,891
I just know that I woke up
and I found my way back to you.
817
01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:50,573
I remember.
818
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:54,148
I couldn't bring myself
to hurt you.
819
01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:56,777
I mean,
I'm a really good friend,
820
01:07:57,782 --> 01:08:00,742
but I was just so hungry.
821
01:08:20,221 --> 01:08:21,601
Ahmet.
822
01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:25,732
You made it out.
823
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:30,693
Are you lost?
824
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,453
Does your host family
know you're alive?
825
01:08:39,907 --> 01:08:42,907
Does anyone know you're alive?
826
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:50,331
You come with me.
827
01:08:50,418 --> 01:08:52,458
We're gonna sort
all this out, okay?
828
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:58,300
And ever since then, I just knew
what I had to do to be strong.
829
01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:00,764
And when I'm full,
like I am right now,
830
01:09:00,845 --> 01:09:03,925
I'm, like, unkillable.
831
01:09:04,057 --> 01:09:07,387
Like, I can do shit like this.
Watch.
832
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:12,475
It's really cool. Just watch. Look.
833
01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:17,441
It's, like, some X-Men shit, right?
834
01:09:23,117 --> 01:09:27,117
What do you mean, when you're full?
835
01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:35,251
What about my mom's Kia?
Why were you covered in blood?
836
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,588
You didn't even look human.
837
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,970
You know, Needy, maybe you should
talk to somebody about these…
838
01:09:44,055 --> 01:09:47,715
disturbing thoughts
that you're having.
839
01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,769
We're all really concerned.
840
01:09:51,062 --> 01:09:52,442
Especially Chip.
841
01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:56,443
I think he may be having
second thoughts about you.
842
01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:59,487
Leave. Come on, Needy.
Let me stay the night.
843
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:03,200
We can play boyfriend-girlfriend
like we used to.
844
01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:21,336
What are you doing?
Um, you said to leave.
845
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,176
See you at school.
846
01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:53,581
We are gathered here
to celebrate the life of Colin Gray,
847
01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:56,586
who was plucked
from the prime of his youth…
848
01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:58,799
Colin!
849
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,590
Take me with you!
850
01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:05,594
I belong down there…
in the darkness!
851
01:11:05,678 --> 01:11:09,468
No, Kevin. Those are just
his earthly remains.
852
01:11:09,557 --> 01:11:13,097
He's among the dark
angels of the realm now.
853
01:11:13,186 --> 01:11:15,686
Fly, Colin.
Fly into the firmament.
854
01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:27,031
Colin wouldn't like this.
855
01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:29,026
You think so?
856
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,738
Yeah, you're right.
857
01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:36,038
I'm pretty sure my son wouldn't have liked
being eaten by a fucking cannibal…
858
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,995
and buried
before his 18th birthday.
859
01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:42,837
Wow. You must have known
him so well. Jill.
860
01:11:42,924 --> 01:11:46,934
By the time they found Colin
in that godforsaken house,
861
01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:50,101
he looked like lasagna with teeth.
862
01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:53,811
I'd know.
I had to identify the remains.
863
01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,353
My boy…
864
01:11:55,436 --> 01:11:58,556
is not in the realm of the undead.
865
01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:02,398
He is not flying around
in the firmament…
866
01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:04,815
on magical wings of flame.
867
01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:08,994
He's in an overpriced rosewood box…
868
01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:12,405
that's headed six feet downtown.
869
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,422
So…
870
01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:20,751
you can take your pain…
871
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:25,007
and you can shove it
up your asses, kids.
872
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:28,758
I got the monopoly on pain.
873
01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:46,698
They did a big
memorial assembly for Colin at school.
874
01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:50,281
And we had to watch another presentation
about curfews and the buddy system…
875
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:53,076
and how to deal with grief.
876
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,160
But nobody seemed
to care anymore.
877
01:12:56,247 --> 01:12:58,747
Sorrow was last week's emotion.
878
01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:04,087
Sure, we all hoped
this would be the last funeral,
879
01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:06,461
but I knew better.
880
01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:09,089
So I did some research.
881
01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:10,836
Paranormal research.
882
01:13:25,192 --> 01:13:26,942
"Offering a virgin to Satan."
883
01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:30,027
"If the sacrifice is impure-
884
01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:33,240
Human and demonic relations"…
885
01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:36,486
"Destroying a demon.
886
01:13:36,579 --> 01:13:39,159
"Demons are weakest when hungry,
887
01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:42,958
but a blade to the heart
is the surest way to kill the beast."
888
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:52,216
Jennifer and I hadn't spoken
since our encounter in my room.
889
01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:56,807
Actually, I hadn't really
spoken to anyone.
890
01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:15,448
Hey.
891
01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:18,454
Just bought our formal tickets.
892
01:14:18,537 --> 01:14:20,457
Did you make reservations
at the Cheesecake Factory?
893
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,380
Chip, I can't go
to the dance with you.
894
01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:26,921
What? Why?
895
01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:30,424
Look, just trust me.
You shouldn't go at all.
896
01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:32,879
What are you talking about?
Not here.
897
01:14:32,968 --> 01:14:35,888
What's going on?
You're breaking up with me?
898
01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:38,061
Please, Chip! I just need
to show you something.
899
01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:39,772
Is this about Jennifer?
Yes!
900
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:43,442
But I promise you this is the last thing…
Needy, I care about you. A lot.
901
01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:47,731
As a person, not just some girl I made
love to for four minutes the other night.
902
01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:51,397
And I'm scared of what's happening to you.
You're acting really fucked up.
903
01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:54,197
Please just let me show you.
904
01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:57,161
Okay.
905
01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:59,453
Jennifer's evil.
906
01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:01,497
I know.
907
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:04,120
No, I mean, she's actually evil.
908
01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:05,668
Not high-school evil.
909
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:09,801
I've been through the occult
section at the library five times.
910
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,130
Our library
has an occult section?
911
01:15:12,216 --> 01:15:14,796
Yeah, it's um… it's really small.
912
01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,715
Uh, you have to read this.
913
01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:21,772
"Demoni"…
"Demonic transference."
914
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:25,271
It's something that happens when you
try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan…
915
01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:26,694
without using an actual virgin.
916
01:15:26,772 --> 01:15:29,772
The guys in the band tried to
sacrifice her in the woods.
917
01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,819
But what they didn't know is that she
hasn't been a virgin since junior high.
918
01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:34,743
It all makes sense now.
Read this.
919
01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:37,822
"If the human sacrifice is impure,
the result may still be attained,
920
01:15:37,908 --> 01:15:40,288
"but the demon will forever reside
in the soul of the victim.
921
01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:43,159
She must forever feed on flesh
to sustain the demon."
922
01:15:43,247 --> 01:15:45,497
- Okay.
- She's eating boys!
923
01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:48,883
They, like, make her
really pretty and glowy…
924
01:15:48,961 --> 01:15:50,751
and her hair looks amazing.
925
01:15:50,838 --> 01:15:53,968
And then when she's hungry,
she's weak and cranky and ugly.
926
01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:56,469
I mean, like, ugly for her.
927
01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:58,392
Don't you get it?
928
01:15:58,471 --> 01:15:59,971
The dance.
929
01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:03,095
It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
930
01:16:06,312 --> 01:16:08,352
Needy, I think you need help.
931
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:10,939
Oh, my God. You don't believe me.
932
01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:14,315
It's not that I don't believe you.
I just don't believe this.
933
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,493
God! This is a nightmare!
934
01:16:18,449 --> 01:16:20,869
Well, what about the dance?
935
01:16:20,951 --> 01:16:23,291
Who cares about
the god danged dance, Chip?
936
01:16:23,370 --> 01:16:25,830
I do. I ordered your corsage.
937
01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:29,125
It's an orchid. It was, like, $12.
938
01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:35,804
I'll be at the dance.
I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer.
939
01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:38,643
Promise me you're not gonna go.
940
01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:45,062
Needy, I…
I'm not your guy anymore?
941
01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:48,352
Chip, it's not safe for us
to be together right now.
942
01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:57,359
♪ You hit me
once I hit you back ♪
943
01:16:57,446 --> 01:16:59,526
♪ You gave a kick
I gave a slap ♪
944
01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:01,565
♪ You smashed a plate over my head ♪
945
01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:04,829
♪ Then I set fire to our bed ♪
946
01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:08,503
♪ You hit me once
I hit you back ♪
947
01:17:08,582 --> 01:17:10,672
♪ You gave a kick
I gave a slap ♪
948
01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:13,131
♪ You smashed a plate over my head ♪
949
01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:16,842
♪ Then I set fire to our bed ♪
950
01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:20,012
♪ Ohh-oh-oh ♪
951
01:17:20,094 --> 01:17:22,104
♪ You hit me once
I hit you back ♪
952
01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:24,099
♪ You gave a kick
I gave a slap ♪
953
01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:25,971
All over Devil's Kettle,
954
01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:27,678
kids were getting ready for the dance,
955
01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:31,016
blissfully ignorant
that some poor chump…
956
01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:34,185
was on his way to being Satan Chow.
957
01:17:34,275 --> 01:17:37,735
♪ Yeah, whoo-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh ♪
958
01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:44,329
In my underpants, Mom!
I need to give you something.
959
01:17:45,035 --> 01:17:47,115
What, Mom?
960
01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:51,997
Ladies' pepper spray?
961
01:17:52,084 --> 01:17:55,424
There's obviously
a sicko out there who likes boys.
962
01:17:55,504 --> 01:18:00,054
Mom, I can take care of myself.
I've been using the Bowflex.
963
01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:03,764
Did you hear what Colin Gray
looked like when they found him?
964
01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:06,508
Lasagna with teeth?
You heard.
965
01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:12,063
You picking
Needy up at her house?
966
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:17,860
Um, I'm meeting her
at the dance.
967
01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:20,863
I want pictures with your sister
before you go.
968
01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:22,566
Yes, ma'am.
969
01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:29,701
♪ Stop there and let me correct it ♪
970
01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:33,038
♪ I wanna live a life
from a new perspective ♪
971
01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:35,995
♪ You come along
because I love your face ♪
972
01:18:36,086 --> 01:18:38,336
♪ And I'll admire your expensive taste ♪
973
01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:41,472
♪ And who cares
Divine intervention ♪
974
01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:44,800
♪ I wanna be praised
from a new perspective ♪
975
01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:47,347
Okay, one more.
Back to back.
976
01:18:47,431 --> 01:18:50,101
Big smiles. Cheese!
977
01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:27,595
This is my heart.
My soul.
978
01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:31,097
Everything I once believed in.
979
01:19:32,267 --> 01:19:34,307
Your abortion.
980
01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:37,606
Your other abortion. I
hate your guts, Madison.
981
01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:41,150
♪ I love the dreaming ♪
♪ when I think of ♪
982
01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:48,778
♪ The safety in the clouds ♪
♪ out my window ♪
983
01:19:51,203 --> 01:19:55,293
♪ I wonder what keeps us ♪
♪ so high up ♪
984
01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:17,444
♪ Keep very quiet and cling ♪
♪ to my mouth as I'm cryin' ♪
985
01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:21,231
♪ So frightened of dyin' ♪
♪ Relax, yes, I'm tryin' ♪
986
01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:25,276
♪ But fear's got a hold ♪
♪ on me ♪
987
01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:31,163
♪ Yes, this fear's ♪
♪ got a hold on me ♪
988
01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:34,083
Okay, can we all…
989
01:20:34,204 --> 01:20:38,254
♪ Yes, this fear's ♪
♪ got a hold on me ♪
990
01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:41,213
- Quiet down, please.
- Uh, boys? Thank you.
991
01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:56,480
Didn't you hear
me calling your name?
992
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:58,730
You weren't calling my name.
993
01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:00,522
Yes, I was.
994
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:03,937
I-I couldn't hear it.
995
01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:08,196
Listen, I need to talk to
you about you-know-who.
996
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,200
Our little Needy.
997
01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:12,204
Yeah, she… I mean,
are you worried?
998
01:21:12,284 --> 01:21:14,994
Because I am
super stressed about her.
999
01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:18,159
Welcome to the Spring Formal!
1000
01:21:21,418 --> 01:21:25,128
She's been acting
a little off lately.
1001
01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:31,798
Look, I think I know
what's wrong with her.
1002
01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:34,347
What? What is it?
1003
01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:38,431
You know how Needy has been really
upset since Colin Gray died?
1004
01:21:38,519 --> 01:21:40,189
Mm-hmm.
1005
01:21:40,270 --> 01:21:44,730
Well, it's not just because he was,
like, brutally murdered and stuff.
1006
01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:47,398
I don't wanna say this!
Say it.
1007
01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:50,355
I hope everybody
has had an opportunity…
1008
01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:53,987
to consume some of the pecan
sandies and Cran-Grape…
1009
01:21:54,076 --> 01:21:56,946
that were so generously donated
by the parents club.
1010
01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:59,079
Yeah!
1011
01:22:00,791 --> 01:22:02,921
Needy and Colin were intimate.
1012
01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:06,048
And by that…
1013
01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:09,510
I mean they were porking
on a semi-regular basis.
1014
01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:11,761
No.
1015
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:15,564
She and Colin were doing things
that you have never even heard of.
1016
01:22:15,639 --> 01:22:17,639
Okay?
Total varsity moves.
1017
01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:26,194
But the real treat
is yet to come.
1018
01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:28,565
We have some special guests
this evening.
1019
01:22:28,652 --> 01:22:32,492
I just can't believe that she would
mess with your head like this.
1020
01:22:33,532 --> 01:22:36,992
I care about you so much, Chip.
1021
01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:43,575
More than I've ever
had the guts to admit.
1022
01:22:45,127 --> 01:22:47,377
These fine young gentlemen…
1023
01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:49,882
have been generous enough
to take time out…
1024
01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:53,375
from their sold-out national tour…
1025
01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:57,468
to play our dance for free.
1026
01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:03,309
Needy didn't deserve
a boy like you.
1027
01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:06,975
Boys and girls,
please welcome…
1028
01:23:07,065 --> 01:23:10,025
Low Shoulder!
1029
01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:48,484
♪ All alone in an empty room ♪
1030
01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:51,565
♪ Nothing left but the memories ♪
1031
01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:53,692
♪ Of when ♪
1032
01:23:53,779 --> 01:23:55,909
♪ I had my best friend ♪
1033
01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:59,079
Oh, you're so salty.
1034
01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:02,619
Yeah, you're… salty too.
1035
01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:04,504
Say it like you mean it.
1036
01:24:04,581 --> 01:24:06,711
Say I'm better than Needy.
1037
01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,382
What? Why?
1038
01:24:15,509 --> 01:24:18,549
♪ Take my breath ♪
1039
01:24:20,097 --> 01:24:22,847
♪ As your own ♪
1040
01:24:22,933 --> 01:24:26,393
♪ And take my eyes ♪
1041
01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:30,018
♪ To guide you home ♪
1042
01:24:30,107 --> 01:24:34,397
♪ 'Cause I'm still here ♪
♪ breathing now ♪
1043
01:24:34,486 --> 01:24:37,986
♪ I'm still here ♪
♪ breathing now ♪
1044
01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:41,533
♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪
1045
01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:43,828
♪ And I'm still here ♪
1046
01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:46,462
- Can we go somewhere else?
- Chip.
1047
01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:50,500
♪ 'Cause I'm still here ♪
♪ breathing now ♪
1048
01:24:50,585 --> 01:24:54,205
♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪
1049
01:24:54,298 --> 01:24:57,968
♪ I'm still here ♪
♪ breathing now ♪
1050
01:24:58,051 --> 01:25:01,551
♪ And I'm still here now ♪
1051
01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:05,308
♪ 'Cause I'm still here ♪
♪ breathing now ♪
1052
01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:08,812
♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪
1053
01:25:08,895 --> 01:25:12,565
♪ I'm still here ♪
♪ breathing now ♪
1054
01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:16,149
♪ And I'm still here ♪
1055
01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:23,026
♪ And you're not coming back ♪
1056
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:26,288
♪ 'Cause you're not ♪
♪ coming back ♪
1057
01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:30,037
Hi, Camille. Hey!
Is Chipper home?
1058
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:32,745
- Needy, is something wrong?
- Where's Chip?
1059
01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:36,166
- He left for the dance at least 20 minutes ago.
- He walked?
1060
01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:39,046
It's only five blocks.
My God, your hair is-
1061
01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:42,854
- Which way did he go?
- He usually cuts across the park.
1062
01:25:42,929 --> 01:25:46,179
Camille, sit like a lady!
No one wants to see your kiki!
1063
01:25:46,266 --> 01:25:48,096
Why don't you try-
1064
01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:50,135
Anita?
1065
01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:12,460
Mmm.
1066
01:26:18,131 --> 01:26:19,841
What are you doing?
1067
01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:21,756
Swimming.
1068
01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:23,553
Ha-ha.
1069
01:26:23,637 --> 01:26:25,427
Come on, Chip.
1070
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:28,524
Show me your breast stroke.
1071
01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:45,074
I feel so empty.
1072
01:26:49,996 --> 01:26:51,906
Yeah, me too.
1073
01:26:53,792 --> 01:26:56,882
Why don't you just come here
and kiss me again?
1074
01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:09,140
I can't.
1075
01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:11,734
I'm sorry.
1076
01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:14,020
This just feels weird.
1077
01:27:54,561 --> 01:27:56,981
Help!
1078
01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:25,472
Needy.
1079
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:29,889
St. Jude, patron saint
of hopeless causes,
1080
01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:32,811
please give me the power
to crush this bitch.
1081
01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:00,541
Needy.
1082
01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:28,317
She can fly?
1083
01:29:28,405 --> 01:29:31,485
She's just hovering.
It's not that impressive.
1084
01:29:31,575 --> 01:29:34,735
God, do you have to undermine
everything that I do?
1085
01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:36,788
You are such a player-hater.
1086
01:29:36,871 --> 01:29:39,291
You're a jerk.
1087
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:42,254
Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana.
1088
01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:44,125
You got any more harsh digs?
1089
01:29:44,212 --> 01:29:47,512
You know what?
You were never a good friend.
1090
01:29:47,591 --> 01:29:51,181
Even when we were little,
you used to steal my toys…
1091
01:29:51,261 --> 01:29:53,011
and pour lemonade on my bed.
1092
01:29:53,096 --> 01:29:54,846
And now I'm eating
your boyfriend.
1093
01:29:54,931 --> 01:29:57,681
See? At least I'm consistent.
1094
01:29:57,767 --> 01:30:00,887
Why do you need him? Huh?
1095
01:30:00,979 --> 01:30:03,519
You could have anybody
that you want, Jennifer.
1096
01:30:03,607 --> 01:30:06,817
So… why Chip?
1097
01:30:06,901 --> 01:30:09,531
Is it just to tick me off?
1098
01:30:09,613 --> 01:30:11,993
Or is it because
you're just really insecure?
1099
01:30:12,073 --> 01:30:15,583
I'm… I am not insecure, Needy.
1100
01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:18,500
God, that's a joke.
How could I ever be insecure?
1101
01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:21,290
I was the Snowflake Queen.
1102
01:30:21,374 --> 01:30:25,174
Yeah. Two years ago,
when you were socially relevant.
1103
01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:26,883
I am still socially relevant.
1104
01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:30,473
And when you didn't
need laxatives to stay skinny.
1105
01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:36,224
I am going…
1106
01:30:36,306 --> 01:30:38,306
to eat your soul…
1107
01:30:38,391 --> 01:30:42,441
and shit it out, Lesnicki!
1108
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:45,650
- Thought you only murdered boys.
- I go both ways.
1109
01:31:01,498 --> 01:31:04,878
Ow.
1110
01:31:16,012 --> 01:31:18,012
You got a tampon?
1111
01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:22,893
Thought I'd ask.
1112
01:31:22,977 --> 01:31:25,847
You seem like
you might be plugging.
1113
01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:48,706
Oh, Chip.
1114
01:31:49,754 --> 01:31:52,554
Needy.
1115
01:31:52,632 --> 01:31:55,972
I should have believed you.
1116
01:31:56,052 --> 01:31:57,972
I'm sorry.
1117
01:31:58,054 --> 01:32:01,974
No. No, no. Listen to me.
I'm gonna get some help. Okay?
1118
01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:04,848
Okay? Yeah. Okay.
1119
01:32:11,067 --> 01:32:13,107
It's not working.
1120
01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:15,284
Fuck!
1121
01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:17,243
- Come on!
- Hey, hey.
1122
01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:22,745
I'm going somewhere.
1123
01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:26,211
No, no, no. You're not going anywhere.
Yes, I am.
1124
01:32:26,291 --> 01:32:30,501
I think I already died before you got here,
but I woke up when I heard your voice.
1125
01:32:34,132 --> 01:32:36,302
I love you.
1126
01:32:39,596 --> 01:32:41,466
I love you too.
1127
01:32:46,352 --> 01:32:48,772
And you look totally hot
in that dress.
1128
01:32:48,855 --> 01:32:52,645
Oh, you're clearly delirious.
1129
01:32:52,734 --> 01:32:55,614
No, I'm not.
1130
01:32:59,908 --> 01:33:03,738
Oh, Ch… No!
1131
01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:05,828
No!
1132
01:33:07,081 --> 01:33:08,831
No!
1133
01:33:10,919 --> 01:33:18,009
No!
1134
01:34:21,197 --> 01:34:23,367
Abduction and adduction, right?
1135
01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:25,411
Inner and outer. But you know
what's really important?
1136
01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:27,413
"Hurdle" or "Sprint."
That's huge.
1137
01:34:27,495 --> 01:34:32,455
Now, say I wanna do just my hip flexors
or just my buttocks even more.
1138
01:34:32,542 --> 01:34:36,842
I do what's called digging. I use
this for a lot of swimwear models.
1139
01:34:36,921 --> 01:34:39,841
Very, very, very important.
How about Butt Squeeze?
1140
01:34:39,924 --> 01:34:44,764
Yeah, I see you wanted to touch. Not
this show! Not touching this show!
1141
01:34:44,846 --> 01:34:47,176
Okay. And of course-
1142
01:35:26,262 --> 01:35:28,222
Best friends forever, huh?
1143
01:35:29,515 --> 01:35:33,345
You killed my fucking boyfriend,
you goddamn monster!
1144
01:35:33,436 --> 01:35:35,226
You dumb bitch!
1145
01:35:39,108 --> 01:35:42,028
Mmm!
1146
01:35:43,488 --> 01:35:47,068
You know what this is for? Huh?
1147
01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:49,655
It's for cutting boxes.
1148
01:35:52,330 --> 01:35:54,920
Do you buy all your murder
weapons at Home Depot?
1149
01:35:54,999 --> 01:35:57,419
God, you're butch.
1150
01:35:58,836 --> 01:36:00,836
Cross out Jennifer.
1151
01:37:16,414 --> 01:37:18,424
My tit.
1152
01:37:20,793 --> 01:37:23,713
No. Your heart.
1153
01:37:45,109 --> 01:37:47,859
Jennifer, what is it, baby?
1154
01:37:49,739 --> 01:37:51,659
Needy?
1155
01:37:51,741 --> 01:37:54,661
Oh, my God.
1156
01:37:56,037 --> 01:37:57,907
Oh, my God!
1157
01:38:01,459 --> 01:38:04,539
Oh, God!
1158
01:38:21,646 --> 01:38:24,646
I don't know
who Needy Lesnicki is anymore.
1159
01:38:34,116 --> 01:38:36,536
I'm a different person now.
1160
01:38:36,619 --> 01:38:39,539
A person who uses curse words
and kicks orderlies…
1161
01:38:39,622 --> 01:38:41,672
and sees things that aren't there.
1162
01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:44,329
A very bad, very damaged person.
1163
01:38:45,419 --> 01:38:47,919
But sometimes change can be good.
1164
01:38:48,005 --> 01:38:50,465
For instance,
most occult scholars don't know this,
1165
01:38:50,550 --> 01:38:54,180
but if you're bitten by a demon
and you live,
1166
01:38:54,262 --> 01:38:57,182
you just might absorb
some of the demon's abilities.
1167
01:38:57,265 --> 01:39:00,765
You just might get lucky
for once in your miserable life.
1168
01:40:22,683 --> 01:40:24,603
Where are you looking to go,
young lady?
1169
01:40:24,685 --> 01:40:26,385
East, towards Madison.
1170
01:40:28,064 --> 01:40:29,904
Hop in my chariot.
1171
01:40:37,198 --> 01:40:39,698
So, why are you headed east?
1172
01:40:39,784 --> 01:40:42,164
I'm following this rock band.
1173
01:40:44,246 --> 01:40:46,326
Must be one hell of a group.
1174
01:40:46,415 --> 01:40:48,745
Tonight's gonna be their last show.
1175
01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:56,550
♪ And the sky was made of amethyst ♪
1176
01:40:58,386 --> 01:41:02,256
♪ And all the stars ♪
♪ are just like little fish ♪
1177
01:41:04,225 --> 01:41:07,345
♪ You should learn when to go ♪
1178
01:41:10,022 --> 01:41:12,862
♪ You should learn how to say no ♪
1179
01:41:15,444 --> 01:41:18,704
♪ Might last a day, yeah ♪
1180
01:41:20,783 --> 01:41:29,713
♪ Mine is forever ♪
1181
01:41:29,792 --> 01:41:32,592
♪ When they get what they want ♪
1182
01:41:32,670 --> 01:41:35,380
♪ They never want it again ♪
1183
01:41:35,464 --> 01:41:37,674
♪ When they get what they want ♪
1184
01:41:37,758 --> 01:41:41,508
♪ Well, they never want it again ♪
1185
01:41:41,595 --> 01:41:43,385
♪ Go on, take everything ♪
And he's fucking out!
1186
01:41:43,514 --> 01:41:46,814
♪ Take everything ♪
♪ I want you to ♪
1187
01:41:46,892 --> 01:41:49,232
- Candy chest.
- ♪ Go on, take everything ♪
1188
01:41:49,311 --> 01:41:53,821
♪ Take everything
I want you to ♪
1189
01:41:53,941 --> 01:41:56,651
- Look at this motherfucker!
- Don't be filmin' this.
1190
01:41:56,736 --> 01:41:59,276
Listen, go get the door.
That's a sharp table knife you got.
1191
01:41:59,405 --> 01:42:01,565
Get the fuck out of here.
♪ Go on, take everything ♪
1192
01:42:01,657 --> 01:42:03,737
♪ Take everything ♪
♪ Take everything ♪
1193
01:42:03,826 --> 01:42:06,696
♪ Take everything ♪
1194
01:42:15,963 --> 01:42:19,223
♪ Darling ♪
♪ Darling, darling ♪
1195
01:42:19,300 --> 01:42:23,050
♪ I can't wait to see you ♪
1196
01:42:23,137 --> 01:42:26,807
♪ A picture ain't enough ♪
1197
01:42:26,891 --> 01:42:30,231
♪ I can't wait to touch you ♪
1198
01:42:30,311 --> 01:42:32,481
♪ In the flesh ♪
1199
01:42:34,732 --> 01:42:37,942
♪ Darling ♪
♪ Darling, darling ♪
1200
01:42:38,027 --> 01:42:41,737
♪ I can't wait to hear you ♪
1201
01:42:41,822 --> 01:42:45,582
♪ Remembering your love ♪
1202
01:42:45,659 --> 01:42:49,329
♪ Is nothing without you ♪
1203
01:42:49,413 --> 01:42:51,583
♪ In the flesh ♪
1204
01:42:56,545 --> 01:42:59,955
♪ In the flesh ♪
♪ In the flesh ♪
1205
01:43:00,049 --> 01:43:03,969
♪ Ohh-oh, ohh-oh ♪
1206
01:43:04,053 --> 01:43:07,393
♪ In the flesh ♪
♪ In the flesh ♪
1207
01:43:07,473 --> 01:43:12,313
♪ Ohh-ohh-oh ♪
1208
01:43:12,394 --> 01:43:14,274
Oh, my God! I can't wait!
1209
01:43:14,355 --> 01:43:16,355
They're here!
1210
01:43:26,867 --> 01:43:30,197
♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪
♪ Do it, do it, do it now ♪
1211
01:43:30,287 --> 01:43:33,537
♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it ♪
♪ Say it, say it, say it now ♪
1212
01:43:33,624 --> 01:43:36,884
♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪
♪ Do it, do it, do it now ♪
1213
01:43:36,961 --> 01:43:40,421
♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it ♪
♪ Say it, say it, say it now ♪
1214
01:43:40,506 --> 01:43:43,876
♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪
♪ Do it, do it, do it now ♪
1215
01:43:43,968 --> 01:43:48,678
♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it ♪
♪ Say it, say it, say it now ♪
1216
01:43:48,764 --> 01:43:51,854
♪ Instead of carving up the walls ♪
1217
01:43:51,934 --> 01:43:55,444
♪ Why don't you open up ♪
♪ We'll talk ♪
1218
01:43:55,521 --> 01:43:59,071
♪ I am ready ♪
♪ I am ready for a fall ♪
1219
01:44:02,194 --> 01:44:05,574
♪ Instead of carving up the walls ♪
1220
01:44:05,656 --> 01:44:09,156
♪ Why don't you open up ♪
♪ We'll talk ♪
1221
01:44:09,243 --> 01:44:12,703
♪ We are ready ♪
♪ We are ready for the floor ♪
1222
01:44:15,583 --> 01:44:19,423
♪ I can't hear your voice ♪
♪ Do I have a choice ♪
1223
01:44:22,423 --> 01:44:26,433
♪ You're sinking below ♪
♪ I'm using my force ♪
1224
01:44:29,805 --> 01:44:32,965
♪ Instead of carving up the walls ♪
1225
01:44:33,058 --> 01:44:36,598
♪ Why don't you open up ♪
♪ We'll talk ♪
1226
01:44:36,687 --> 01:44:40,267
♪ We are ready ♪
♪ We are ready for the floor ♪
1227
01:44:42,318 --> 01:44:45,648
♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪
♪ Do it, do it, do it now ♪
1228
01:44:45,738 --> 01:44:50,068
♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it ♪
♪ Say it, say it, say it ♪
1229
01:45:11,805 --> 01:45:15,055
♪ Okay, now, one, two, three ♪
1230
01:45:15,142 --> 01:45:18,022
♪ You've got me on my knees ♪
1231
01:45:19,188 --> 01:45:21,358
♪ And there's blood on the ground ♪
1232
01:45:22,650 --> 01:45:25,940
♪ You keep me hanging around ♪
♪ the crime scene ♪
1233
01:45:26,028 --> 01:45:29,698
♪ He is not hard to name ♪
1234
01:45:29,782 --> 01:45:33,082
♪ Go on and take a bite ♪
1235
01:45:34,245 --> 01:45:37,575
♪ And chew me up ♪
♪ I just want a taste ♪
1236
01:45:37,665 --> 01:45:41,495
♪ When you spit me out ♪
♪ Put me in my place ♪
1237
01:45:41,585 --> 01:45:47,255
♪ So chew me up ♪
♪ It's written on your face tonight ♪
1238
01:45:48,259 --> 01:45:51,259
♪ I give myself for you ♪
1239
01:45:51,345 --> 01:45:54,555
♪ Nothing left to lose ♪
1240
01:45:55,599 --> 01:45:58,139
♪ Well, you chew me up ♪
1241
01:45:58,227 --> 01:46:02,307
♪ 'Cause, baby ♪
♪ all I want is you ♪
1242
01:46:03,565 --> 01:46:05,565
♪ Tonight ♪
1243
01:46:16,203 --> 01:46:20,163
♪ She's got a target ♪
♪ painted on her back ♪
1244
01:46:20,249 --> 01:46:24,459
♪ And keeps a list of the qualities ♪
♪ a good girl lacks ♪
1245
01:46:24,545 --> 01:46:26,455
♪ She bites her lip ♪
1246
01:46:26,547 --> 01:46:28,587
♪ And sips her bottle ♪
1247
01:46:28,674 --> 01:46:33,804
♪ I take a drink ♪
♪ 'cause the truth is hard to swallow ♪
1248
01:46:33,887 --> 01:46:36,387
♪ Ohh-ohh ♪
1249
01:46:36,473 --> 01:46:40,983
♪ Sex and white lies ♪
♪ Handcuffs and alibis ♪
1250
01:46:41,061 --> 01:46:44,311
♪ She lays her halo on the pillow ♪
♪ where she sleeps ♪
1251
01:46:44,398 --> 01:46:47,148
♪ Her heart beats red wine ♪
1252
01:46:47,234 --> 01:46:49,444
♪ My toxic valentine ♪
1253
01:46:49,528 --> 01:46:53,028
♪ Lays her halo on the pillow ♪
♪ that used to be ♪
1254
01:46:53,115 --> 01:46:57,445
♪ Sex and white lies ♪
♪ Handcuffs and alibis ♪
1255
01:46:57,536 --> 01:47:00,826
♪ She lays her halo on the pillow ♪
♪ where she sleeps ♪
1256
01:47:00,914 --> 01:47:03,674
♪ Her heart beats red wine ♪
1257
01:47:03,751 --> 01:47:06,001
♪ My toxic valentine ♪
1258
01:47:06,086 --> 01:47:09,836
♪ Lays her halo on the pillow ♪
♪ that used to be ♪
1259
01:47:09,923 --> 01:47:12,683
♪ She lays her halo on the pillow ♪
1260
01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:15,090
♪ That used to be mine ♪