1 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,600 Oh, yeah. I've been round the block. 2 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,360 - Really? - Believe it. 3 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:37,160 Sowed me oats. Acted the rip, the rapscallion. 4 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,680 Ran wild, ran free. 5 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:41,680 Of course, this all back in the days of yore. 6 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,640 Right. You wouldn't think it to look at you. 7 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,640 Yeah, well, time comes, you have to leave behind the old hell-raising. 8 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,680 Take some responsibility for your life. 9 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,640 - Prepare the groundwork. - How do you do that? 10 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,320 Well, to begin with, I'd say by nest-building. 11 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,520 You have to find an abode you feel secure in. 12 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,160 Then you have to furnish that abode... 13 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,840 procure the necessaries: Furniture, etc. 14 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,120 Kitchen utensils, your wok... 15 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,800 ...your juicers. - What about love? 16 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,440 Well, love's not something you can plan for, is it? 17 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,200 Look all you like as long as you like... 18 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,120 but it's only when you let your guard down... 19 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,520 - When you least expect... - That you find someone. 20 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,760 Take myself for example. You ever see me before? 21 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:20,880 No. 22 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:24,720 I've just ambled in, right? But who's to say by tomorrow, you and me couldn't... 23 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,600 and I'm not coming on to you or anything... 24 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,440 but who's to say we couldn't be head-over-heels? 25 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:30,560 Dancing in the Green? 26 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,120 - Nobody. - Right. 27 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,400 - When there's something there... - Chemistry. 28 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,600 Right. Who knows where the sparks will lead? 29 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,160 A fella like myself, a stranger... 30 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,720 could just be a bit of fun in the sack, no more. 31 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,680 Or, and it's not that crazy... 32 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,760 your soul mate. 33 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,640 Yeah, you've got a point. 34 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,320 On the other hand, I could just be a thief or something. 35 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:01,560 What do you mean? 36 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,160 Some villain, just waiting for my chance to... 37 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:09,280 smack your jaw and rob the register while the place is empty. 38 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,120 But this is the thing of it, see? 39 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,200 You just never know... 40 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,120 what's gonna happen. 41 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,480 Come here. Look at your top! 42 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:38,240 How many fucking times do I have to tell you? It's all over you. 43 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,360 What are you doing? 44 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,320 Get back over here before I fucking slap you... 45 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,880 Get out of the way! 46 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,120 He's heading for the stairs. 47 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,640 Come on, youse humpy cunts. 48 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,240 Get out of my fucking way. 49 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,160 He's running out to the car park. 50 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,240 Come back here with that! 51 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,800 Get out of the car! 52 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,880 Get out of the fucking car! 53 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,560 Shouldn't you have been here last time round? 54 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,680 I should have, but fuck it. 55 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:42,840 An hour late. 56 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,400 An hour less there, man. Fucking dump. 57 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,600 Don't start. You the same? 58 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,560 Fucking bus, fucking city. Here's this fuck now. 59 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:55,240 - Is it too early to use my pass? - You know it is. 60 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,200 How much is it to the barn? 61 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,560 You know how much. Come on, there's people here late. 62 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,640 Another 10 cents. Come on. 63 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,280 - Will youse come on? - Hold your... 64 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,680 Hurry up. 65 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,880 Now. 66 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,640 You robbing bastard, you. 67 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,800 - How's Cathy? - She ordered in a kitchen. 68 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,960 - You're joking. New floor not enough? - Do you believe her? 69 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:28,200 You wanna see this floor, though. Oak slats, lovely grain running through it. 70 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:31,920 Trouble is, this shit costs, and there's only so much overtime going. 71 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,440 - Fucking shit. - It's all shit, man. 72 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,920 Fucking life. 73 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,040 Mega brand kidney beans, baked beans, butter beans. 74 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,520 Any two for the price of one. It's a reduction rampage. 75 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,720 - What did you say? - I say, 'Why not?' 76 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,720 She says, "Because you're not my type". I say, "Well, what is your type?" 77 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:56,400 You know what she said? "Everything you're not". 78 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,480 Jesus. 79 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,880 Didn't score in a single department. Fucking wank, man. 80 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,160 - Next time? - What? 81 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,160 That's easy enough for you to say, sitting pretty as you are, man. 82 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,680 - What? - Sitting pretty. You've Deirdre there... 83 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,360 Oscar, me and Deirdre broke up. 84 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,800 - What? When? - Few weeks back. 85 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,160 Weeks? Why didn't you tell me then? 86 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,040 How the hell did it happen? 87 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,280 It was felt we should take a bit of a break. 88 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,680 Felt by who? By her, yeah? 89 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,560 John. 90 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,320 Oscar. 91 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,640 Are youse not clocking back on? 92 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,120 Oh, yeah. 93 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,320 Hang on. 94 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,520 Youse clocked on 15 minutes ago. 95 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,720 Get back on that floor, youse little pups. 96 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,160 That's a strike now against each of you. 97 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,080 John. 98 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:17,720 That's your second, after your lateness this morning. 99 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:21,920 One more, and a certain ass will be kicked. 100 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:26,320 I shit you not, as they say in the States. 101 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:35,160 So, yeah, that was the only place left. And it was cheap as well. 102 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,880 But Henry wouldn't take it because they rape white women there. 103 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,320 - Who does? - I don't know. Everyone. 104 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,000 Henry said some fella he knows was driving round there... 105 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,400 him and his girlfriend. They were stopped by the cops. 106 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:50,120 One held a gun on him, the other one raped her. And then they switched. 107 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,160 - They raped him, too? - No. 108 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,520 - Oh, the coppers switched. - Yeah. 109 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:58,280 So you know, that's that. No sun this year. 110 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:02,400 Might go down to Wexford or something. What about you and... 111 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,120 Did you ever smell these? Smell lovely, they do. 112 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,600 Me and Deirdre? 113 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,680 - Youse broke up, didn't you? - How did you know? 114 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:16,400 That's all right then. I saw her with some fella at the Zombie last night. 115 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,200 Who? 116 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,360 Some middle-aged fella. Kissing. Some baldy fella. 117 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:24,240 - Kissing a baldy fella? - Holding hands and all, yeah. 118 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,920 Wexford isn't that bad, is it? 119 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,840 Get a caravan down there, couple of weeks. What do you think? 120 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,600 If the sun comes out, sure we can paddle. 121 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,120 John. Come on, man. 122 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,800 Where is the baldy cunt? Where is he? 123 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,920 Sorry, Deirdre. 124 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,840 This isn't acceptable, Deirdre. 125 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,600 After what, five, six weeks? This is bollocks. 126 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,600 You don't fucking... 127 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:30,040 You don't just hook up with the next fella walks by! 128 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:34,000 The only reason you would do that is if you never cared the first place. 129 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,200 And that's cold, man. 130 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,920 That is the behavior of... 131 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,960 and I have no qualms about saying it, a whore. 132 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:44,400 And not with a heart of gold. No, with a heart of stone. 133 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,960 A cold, dark fucking black heart, Deirdre. 134 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:52,000 That's what you have. And I'm glad I found out. A dirty, black... 135 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,400 - Does 'blackguard' come from blackheart? - Don't know, man. You all right? 136 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,440 You blackguard, Deirdre. That's all you are. Do you hear me? 137 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,760 Just a dirty fucking blackguard. 138 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,760 The body compensates, son. 139 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,440 Instead of mobility, I've increased perception: 140 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,880 Sight and sound, smell, of course. 141 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,880 It's a fair trade, and I wouldn't go back. 142 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,120 Come on. Come on, a sup. 143 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,320 Taste, that's another one. 144 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,960 - Have you ever tasted Guinness? - Of course. 145 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,160 No you haven't. 146 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,440 You think you have. 147 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,040 Listen, I've gotta go, man. 148 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,760 Sorry and all, but my arm is fucked. 149 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,000 - All right, boys. - We're not holding your pint. 150 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,200 Why not? 151 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,920 - Because then we've to listen to you. - Wise to my ploys, aren't youse? 152 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,880 I thought it was her who wanted to take the break. 153 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,920 How're you, Seamus? Two brown sauce sambos. 154 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,360 Slap it on thick, no butter, two pints of Guinness. 155 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,160 - Right. - Know what I mean? 156 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,720 No, it was me. 157 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,000 I just thought I'd give her a little test, you know? 158 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,280 I say to her, "Let's take a break". She says, "Let's not". 159 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,600 Then I know, see? 160 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,000 - John. - What? 161 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,840 What kind of fuckhead are you? 162 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,800 - That pisses me all the way off. - Why? 163 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,760 Could you not appreciate what you fucking had? 164 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,240 I'm at a stage, man, I can't even wank. 165 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,040 Two brown sauce sambos. 166 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,960 - You know? - Cheers, Seamus. 167 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,320 Pulling away like a madman, man. 168 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,680 Two pints. 169 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,360 Half an hour, 45 minutes, nothing fucking happens. 170 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,600 Can't get my fantasies clear in my head. 171 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,320 Couple of occasions, I don't mind telling you... 172 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,320 I wept like a woman, the fucking frustration. 173 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,920 So you setting tests for Deirdre, man... 174 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 taking for granted your good fucking fortune... 175 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,200 that disappoints me big style. 176 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,880 - I'm gonna go home, you mind? - You're what? 177 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,240 What you said there is right, man. Hundred per cent. 178 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:05,320 - You've just sent me into a state of turmoil. - Wistful, are you? 179 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,160 Among other emotions. 180 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,280 - Need to go home and reflect on my choices. - You do what you have to do, man. 181 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,560 See you. 182 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,520 Fair play, man. 183 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,760 Right. Throw us on the floor. 184 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,000 Gently. 185 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,320 Lovely. 186 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,280 Come here and I'll tell you. You there! 187 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,840 - So how goes the fight against crime? - All right. 188 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,720 It's never-fucking-ending, though. 189 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,520 See what I mean? 190 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:07,680 Have you not got a sign that says, 'Toilets for patrons' use only'? 191 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,800 I do. 192 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,880 I'll have to enforce that rule. 193 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,280 Give us another 7-UP there, will you? 194 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,520 All right, Lehiff? 195 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,240 Staying out of trouble? 196 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:33,000 Jesus. Doesn't look like it. Who did that to you? 197 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,160 Your old one, man. She poked me in the eye with her cock. 198 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,720 You cheeky little fuck, you. 199 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,320 I'm watching you, do you hear me? 200 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,640 And if I find out that you've been in any way bold... 201 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,320 I'm gonna nab you. 202 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,400 Now don't move. 203 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,320 Stay where you are and take your scolding. 204 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,560 Now, what do I want you to do? 205 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,480 Stay out of trouble. 206 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,880 Stay out of trouble. 207 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,760 That's right. 208 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:29,560 Fucking disrespect my old one. Now, hang on till I shake. 209 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:36,920 All right. 210 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,960 Go on. 211 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:58,040 So what's wrong with me? What did I do? 212 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,920 - Or didn't I do? - I told you, Noeleen, nothing. 213 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,120 - It's just something that... - Yeah, that happened. 214 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,920 You said that already, and I don't believe you. 215 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,720 Is it my age? 216 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:12,320 Is it something I wouldn't do? Is it my looks? 217 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,400 Wait a second. Look, don't you... 218 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,440 Wait! Don't you fancy me anymore? 219 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,440 Look. Listen to me. 220 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,960 It's nothing to do with you. 221 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:26,880 I fancy her, I fell for her. We clicked, and we wanna be together. 222 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,920 You don't come into the equation, so relax. 223 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:35,720 Of course I come into the equation. I'm your wife, for God's sake! 224 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,680 I'm your wife, Sam! 14 years! 225 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,480 What the hell did I do? 226 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,560 - So this fella's moving in with you? - Yes. 227 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,280 Well, what do you want me to do? Be like Sally? 228 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,400 Give up on them altogether, grow myself a 'tache? 229 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,760 - Sally doesn't... - Sally has a 'tache, Ma. 230 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,600 Whatever she did before, bleached or waxed, she's quit. 231 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,280 Anyway, I'm better off. 232 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,720 Did you know John and Oscar broke into Fruitfield a few months back... 233 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:12,240 stole a crate load of Chef Sauce? And I know that wasn't the only time. 234 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,840 - Chef Sauce? - It was all they could get. 235 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:18,160 I'd be over at his place, he's making sauce sandwiches. 236 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,520 Putting it in his cornflakes. 237 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,280 Trying to use it all up. In his tea. 238 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:27,440 I mean, he dumps me, Ma, breaks my heart... 239 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,920 and then has the gall to come over and call me a whore and a blackguard... 240 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,440 for not taking the fucking vows? Well, fuck him. 241 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,240 Him and his brown sauce. Sorry, Ma. 242 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:40,520 But I've got a guy who's well-off, who's attractive... 243 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,800 - Who's married. - Well, you can't have it all. 244 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,800 Who's not a thief, but a bank manager. 245 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,520 And if he wants to move in with me... 246 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,760 then I think I'd be some kind of a fool to say no. 247 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:57,640 Now, I'm gonna have the carrot cake. What are you having? 248 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,160 All right, my friends, do Daddy proud. 249 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,320 Show them what you've got. 250 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,040 All right. You lads ready? 251 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,480 And action! 252 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,240 Come on, guys, we've been through this before. 253 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,840 They'll get it, lads, just give them a second. 254 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,040 Don't fuck up on me here. Go! 255 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:30,520 For fuck's sake, how many times have we rehearsed this, youse fucks. Go! 256 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,200 Get down. Martin, get back in the box. 257 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,800 Don't fight. Benny, get off him. 258 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,720 - It is Little Big City, isn't it? - Yeah. 259 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,120 That's what it's called. 260 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:53,120 Which says to me, yeah, stories, yeah, characters. 261 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,280 - There's a broad spectrum there. - Diverse. 262 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,280 And that's what we're doing and that's fine. 263 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,400 But where that diversity is lacking is tone. 264 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,800 - What are you saying? - Tone, Thomas. Texture. 265 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,280 What I'm saying is, let's go a bit darker now and again. 266 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,560 Find a subject with a little bit more of an edge... 267 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,120 and explore that edge with the weight it deserves. 268 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,800 What do you think? 269 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,120 - A bit darker? - Just a bit. 270 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:19,600 Just to spice the thing up. Give it some depth, some complexity... 271 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,360 I know what you mean. 272 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,760 All right. 273 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,480 Go find a subject, bring it to me. 274 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,240 If it's not too much, then I don't see why not. 275 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,360 - Good enough? - Absolutely. 276 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,520 What about this, Sally? 277 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,120 When's the last time you saw me in a dress? 278 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,280 Give me a voucher. 279 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,960 A gift voucher, please. 280 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,560 - How much? - Sorry? 281 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,680 - How much for? - €100, please. 282 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,920 - No hundreds left. Do you want two fifties? - Please. 283 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,160 - No fifties. Five twenties do you? - Fine. 284 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,200 Grab it. 285 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,200 It's a sty, my life. 286 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:43,360 The people I deal with are piss. Waste. Is that what you're interested in? 287 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,040 I'm a fuck, man. I mean... 288 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:50,720 my only really human quality to speak of is a fondness for Celtic mysticism. 289 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,760 What's that? 290 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,640 The music, man. 291 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,800 Artistes like... 292 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:02,120 Fainne Lasta, Raithneach, Amhann na Ngealach, Clannad. 293 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:07,240 You like them artistes? Their music? Of course you do. 294 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,720 But what I'm saying is, the kind of justice I'm questing... 295 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,880 requires a certain attitude that people might find... 296 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,200 you know, extreme or unpleasant. 297 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,040 It might not be suitable. 298 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,520 Grab it. 299 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,320 - You ever compete? - Just as a kid. 300 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,080 I could have turned pro... 301 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,440 except for I joined the Guards, made crime my calling. 302 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:43,320 My da used to say, "Hate your opponent". 303 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,240 He was my trainer. 304 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:50,040 'Hate him, and you'll never give less than 100%.' 305 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,160 That's a philosophy I still follow. 306 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,760 That's why I'm such an animal, man. 307 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,000 - Is that what you want for your show? - Yes. 308 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,400 - Cool. - It's exactly what I want. 309 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,880 I just have to run it by my boss. Get the go off him and then we can... 310 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:12,240 Run it by him. Let him know I'm up for it, big time. 311 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,720 Fucking underbelly, you're saying? 312 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,000 No better fucking guide, man. 313 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,960 - You nearly finished? - Midnight. Yourself? 314 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,200 - About 10 minutes. - You lucky prick. 315 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,720 Gonna pick up a chicken black bean, spring roll starter... 316 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,680 Will you come on? We've homes to go to. 317 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,160 - Do you hear this? - I know. 318 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,240 You'd think we were dogs or something. 319 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,560 - Are we moving or what? - Will youse wait a minute? 320 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,080 Fuck's sake. 321 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,200 Listen, take it easy, yeah? 322 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,320 Where are we? 323 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,080 I can't see. 324 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,040 We near Springfield yet? 325 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,320 I'll give you a shout. 326 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,880 I was thinking we'd throw you a birthday party. What do you think? 327 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,600 I don't want one, Ma. Don't believe in that party fandangle. 328 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,400 Deirdre feels you're letting yourself go, Sally. 329 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,840 Deirdre wants to hook me up because she's embarrassed I've no fella. 330 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:17,560 At least I'm not in their thrall like she is. She escapes one, and another one nets her. 331 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,240 What's the story with that, anyway? 332 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,400 What? 333 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,600 Any chance of them two getting back together again? 334 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,480 None of your business. 335 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,600 No. 336 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,880 And listen, I wasn't going to say it to you, but since we're having this discussion... 337 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,240 would you not... 338 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,840 Would you not get yourself a bit of Immac or something? 339 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,760 Get rid of that old ronnie you're cultivating. 340 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,120 I haven't got a ronnie. 341 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,080 Well, no, you're hardly the Burt Reynolds league... 342 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,200 but there's such a thing as grooming, you know? 343 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,760 Whether you're courting or not, love. 344 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,360 Springfield coming up, now. 345 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,120 Mum? 346 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,720 Mustn't be back yet. 347 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,600 Are you nervous? 348 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,440 Not really. 349 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,080 They'll be well impressed. 350 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,680 Take your coat off. I'll make some tea. 351 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,760 - Deirdre. - Yeah. 352 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,720 Come here for a sec, will you? 353 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,120 I wanna show you something. 354 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,600 - Jesus. - You must be Sam. 355 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,840 Christ. 356 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:14,160 There were nine, ten people at the most. All the windows were smashed. 357 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,080 So it was just a matter of climbing up on to the top. 358 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,600 Well, of Sally climbing up on to the top, and of her helping them out... 359 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,080 and me helping them down. 360 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,520 - And there was nobody killed? - No. 361 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,000 - Despite the blood. - That's amazing. 362 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:29,920 - So the ambulance came and... - Yep, took them all away and that was that. 363 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,400 Made a statement to the police, but we weren't much use. 364 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,520 You don't know how it happened? 365 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,200 - Have I got a ronnie? - A what? 366 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,320 - A ronnie, mustache, like. - Show? 367 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,600 Well, you're no Tom Selleck, but... 368 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,360 Go fuck yourself. 369 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,240 Sorry, Ma. Fucking idiot. 370 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,200 Why are you so angry, Sally? 371 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,880 Because she's no business, that's why. 372 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,480 I don't go round talking about her physical... 373 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,080 Jesus. 374 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,720 You don't know how it happened? 375 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,320 Be a few settlements there, I'd say. 376 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,440 - You should've stayed on till the next stop. - We should've. 377 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,840 Anyway, it's nice to meet you, Sam. 378 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:40,280 Sorry it had to be in, what would you call it, such dramatic circumstances. 379 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,960 So, how are you finding living with Deirdre? Her place okay? 380 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,960 - He thinks it's a sty. - No, I don't. 381 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,080 It just needs a bit of a dusting, hat's all. 382 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,160 - And a hoovering, and a mopping. - Maybe a paint job. 383 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,920 Ouch. I'm messing. 384 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:58,360 No, it's great. It's early days, but we're getting on all right, aren't we? 385 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,400 - And how's your wife coping with this? - Sally. 386 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,520 No, I'd like to know. Is she upset? Depressed? 387 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,280 - Let's go, Sam. - No, wait a sec, Deirdre. 388 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,960 If he can't handle this kind of talk... 389 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,000 then he shouldn't put himself in this position. 390 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,760 - How long you married? - Fourteen years. 391 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,880 And you can, just like that, finish with one, start with another? 392 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,480 That kind of shit sickens me, you know that? 393 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,760 Sorry, Ma. 394 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,840 And you stay where you are. I'll go. 395 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,240 The stench of fucking adultery in here. 396 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,240 When Vincent and I broke up, I thought the same thing, Noeleen. 397 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,480 It's me. 398 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,520 I'm dysfunctional in some way because I couldn't hold on to him. 399 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,040 So you know what I did? I proved to myself that it wasn't... 400 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,960 by attempting, by doing things that proved it. 401 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,800 By becoming better alone than I'd ever been with him. 402 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,040 - Tell me how. - I will. 403 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,960 Will you? 404 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,160 I can't tell the difference. 405 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,760 - What do you want? - Anything. 406 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,120 Do you have a preference in terms of content? 407 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,600 Like women and women, or men and men? 408 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,880 What the fuck are you insinuating? 409 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,960 I don't know your preferences. I'm only trying to help you here. 410 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,080 - You just want straight, yeah? - Just people fucking, man. 411 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,760 Make sure the chicks are good-looking. 412 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,080 I saw one of them before, they were hound dogs. 413 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,400 - There you go. - Mutts, they were. 414 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,120 There's no one taking dumps in this, is there? 415 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,080 - You want that? - No. 416 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,640 Look, Oscar, it's just fucking, all right? 417 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:39,160 - Bit of oral, bit of anal. - All right. 418 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,600 Anal men or anal women? 419 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,280 Can't keep your paws off her, can you? 420 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,000 So what happened to your sister? 421 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,960 She was in love with this guy and she wanted to marry him. 422 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,560 Guy from London, name was Duane. 423 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,880 She was gonna move there with him. 424 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:28,080 Took out her savings for a new start. A few thousand pounds. 425 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,960 Well, you can see where this is going, can't you? 426 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,480 He convinced her to take it out in cash. 427 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,720 Then he stole it from her and went back himself. 428 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,400 Jesus, Deirdre, get away. You're freezing! Please, I'm serious. 429 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,240 Thing is, though, after he took the money... 430 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,960 he tied her to her bed, told her she was a rubbish lay... 431 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,160 ...and then did a poo on her chest. - A what? 432 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,600 Ma found her. 433 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,480 It was like two or three days later, and the stink, she said. 434 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,760 Flies crawling over her, and her hysterical. 435 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,960 So she moved back home then. Hasn't trusted a man since. 436 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,920 Jesus! 437 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,440 Why would you? 438 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,480 Are you warm yet? 439 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,080 Yes, you are. 440 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,840 Get off! 441 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,600 Bastard. 442 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,080 Fucking bastard. 443 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,240 I'm telling you, this young fella came out of nowhere. 444 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,720 He threw a stone through the windscreen, a big one. 445 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,920 - I panicked, I swerved... - You lost control. 446 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,160 Anyone would have. The bang, the shock, Jesus, the windscreen shattering. 447 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,640 And yet no one saw this boy? 448 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,040 - None of your passengers? - Are you joking me? 449 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,440 With the muck on those windows, how could they? 450 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,880 They can't even see the bus stops. 451 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,560 I have not been negligent, man. No way. I did nothing wrong. 452 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,520 Kid ran up in front of me and hauled that rock. 453 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,600 Fucking pegged it, he did. 454 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,360 The weather seems to be pretty much the same... 455 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,280 as it's been for the past couple of days... 456 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,160 with the wind coming up from the south-east. 457 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,160 We've got squalls, sunshine patches. 458 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,320 We've got fairly heavy rain. 459 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,680 Dublin's gonna get a lot of rain this afternoon. 460 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,840 - Hey, man. - Hi. 461 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,560 - What you up to? You not working? - Not anymore. 462 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,040 What? 463 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,520 Did you get let go? 464 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,960 - Fired. - Fuck. 465 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,960 That's mean. You okay? 466 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,160 You want another one? 467 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,040 I don't intend stopping any time soon. 468 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,440 - What happened to you? - Some fuck, man, don't ask. 469 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,280 Some little fucker. I was driving up by Greenhills. 470 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,360 Stroked jammer? Of course. 471 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,560 Comes out of nowhere... 472 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,080 ...fucks a rock through the windscreen. - What? 473 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,960 Into the ditch I went, banjaxed my face. Do you believe it? 474 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,200 Two pints, please. 475 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,560 - So tell me about it. - Fuck it. 476 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,760 Fuck nothing. Time like this, you need to talk. 477 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,880 A shoulder, an ear. 478 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,360 Get it off your chest, man. 479 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,040 Speaking in front of a group. 480 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,560 Excellent, in fact, we'll do a list. 481 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,960 Do you know what I find fascinating, an muinteoir? 482 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,960 - Dreams. - We'll be doing dreams in a couple of weeks. 483 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:28,040 - Fabulous. Will we? - We will. So, public speaking. 484 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,080 How does that make us feel? Anyone? 485 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,200 - Vulnerable? - Good. 486 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,560 - Shy. - Exposed. 487 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,080 Scared. 488 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,280 - Powerful. - No, it's just negative things now. 489 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,920 Naked. 490 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,920 Do you ever dream you're naked, an muinteoir? 491 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,920 It's fascinating. Do you ever do that? 492 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,920 - Okay, what else? - In command. 493 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,040 Negative things. Come on, now. 494 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,040 - Weak. - Weak. Excellent. 495 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,880 Or you're relieving yourself on O'Connell Street. 496 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,000 What does that mean, an muinteoir? 497 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,480 Number twos, like, in a little toilet outside the GPO... 498 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,440 and you're afraid to wipe your bum because everybody will look at you. 499 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,520 It's fascinating and laugh, like. 500 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:20,240 - Okay, so. What's that, Maurice? - Dreams, an muinteoir. 501 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:25,280 We're not talking about dreams, you fool. Did you not hear him? 502 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,640 A couple of weeks' time, he said. Can you not wait? 503 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,360 You stupid old fool, what are you? 504 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,720 What are you? A fool! 505 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,000 - What do you want? - Give us a ten. 506 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,360 Don't do tens anymore. Don't break it up that small anymore. 507 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:53,960 Fuck. 508 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,720 Out of the way. 509 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,440 Flatfoot, fat fucking faggot. 510 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,520 Go on, you prick. Prolong the inevitable. 511 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,000 See that? Even in your, what are they? What have you got? 512 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,560 Even in your Nikes, I'm more nimble. 513 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,080 Me in my heavy brogans. What have we got? 514 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,720 We've got money. Quit your wriggling! 515 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,480 We've got gear. 516 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,280 There you are. 517 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,960 Where the fuck is the motor? 518 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,880 For fuck's sake. Some fuck's after... 519 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,720 Shut the fuck up! You giggling whore, you. 520 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,320 When will he be back? 521 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,000 No, I can't wait that long! 522 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,160 This is bollocks, man, I'm telling you. 523 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:17,960 My rank, I should not have to deal with this kind of unprofessional and... 524 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,160 Fuck it. 525 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,720 Give me the number of a taxi firm, will you? 526 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:33,920 That's not what we want, Ben. It's indigestible. It's too hard. 527 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,080 - But it's real, it's true. - I know that. 528 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,520 It's out there. 529 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,880 I'm talking about a world people don't see, Thomas. 530 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,800 - The humanity within... - But that's not what I hired you to do. 531 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,080 Now, you wanna use a copper? 532 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,520 Find some fella who helps the homeless in his spare time. 533 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,680 - Or one who can juggle. - He likes Celtic mysticism. 534 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,440 Yeah? Raithneach, Clannad, artistes like that? 535 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,600 - Fainne Lasta? - All that shit, yeah. 536 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,880 But how's that a quirk, Ben? Sounds like the guy knows his music. 537 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,360 But him knowing his music is a far from good enough reason to do him. 538 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,720 He's too hard and he's too nasty. Nasty. 539 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,440 - Too nasty. - But... 540 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,720 Softer. 541 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,400 Jerry. What's this I hear you're gonna be on telly? 542 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,240 The truth and nothing but, man. Not in a supporting role, either. 543 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,640 - The subject, I'm gonna be. - Jammy fuck, you. 544 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,160 Leading man. 545 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,360 - Has nobody any balls these days? - That's what I said. 546 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,240 - Yeah? - To his face. 547 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,840 - I agree with you 100%, Jerry. - The faggot. 548 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,840 Is he a faggot? Bet you he is. 549 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,800 One of those fucks that tries too hard to be one of the ladies. 550 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,160 I read you. 551 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,160 Well, fair play to you. 552 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:08,480 Talking to your boss like that, I respect that. You work your way up, that's what I say. 553 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,240 Develop your own show. Call it Hard As Nails Cunts or something. 554 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,160 Then we'll collaborate. 555 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,560 Yellow-bellied fucks. 556 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,840 Listen, buddy, crime calls. 557 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,840 - I'll catch you again, all right? - Catch you, man. 558 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,800 Motherfuckers. 559 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,280 You think people enjoy that kind of attitude? Because they don't. 560 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,320 Go on, do it again if it makes you feel so good. 561 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,800 Bloody state of you. What I should do now... 562 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,960 is speak to your manager and have you fired... 563 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000 if I could only be bothered. Don't know how well off you are. 564 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,680 Go on, do it. You know you want to. 565 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,280 I've changed my fucking mind! 566 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,080 There's a couple of jars smashed in that lane. 567 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:04,960 Clear them up, will you? 568 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,080 It's not my job, it's Thomas'. He's on the brush. 569 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,000 Your job is to do what I tell you. Now come on. 570 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,080 It's not Dolce Salsa, is it? 571 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,800 - It is, yeah. - Can't do. Dolce Salsa makes me sick. 572 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,520 - All I have to do is smell the stuff. - Move. 573 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,280 Thomas, wait there. 574 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,560 There you are. Do it. 575 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,440 Okay, man. 576 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,680 You're okay, Thomas. I'm just trying to make a point. 577 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,760 For God's sake! 578 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,840 Told you. 579 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,840 You finished? 580 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,520 - You finished? - Yeah. 581 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,560 Come with me. 582 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,840 Thomas, clear up that sick before someone slips in it. 583 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,840 I want you to get one thing straight. I'm your boss, you do as I say. 584 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,760 Go home, repeat it, maybe it'll lodge. 585 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,960 One more incident like this, do you hear me? One more incident... 586 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:24,560 and I will TCB, as they say in the States. 587 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,840 I will "take care of business". 588 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,240 You are here to do as you are told. You are here to work. 589 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,680 So get back out there and do some. 590 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,960 Come on, Thomas, move it. If you move it, you won't have to smell it. 591 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,760 - I know that you've been patient, Karen. - Stop. 592 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,480 No, you have. Taking me shopping and everything, the classes. 593 00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,360 Maybe it's a different kind of boost you need. 594 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,680 Something to remind yourself you're attractive, say. 595 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,800 Maybe you need to be chatted up or something. 596 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,640 - Flirted with, pursued... - Wanted, Karen. 597 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,400 - That's what it is. - Okay, then. 598 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,320 Let's do something about that. 599 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,360 - Here's one, Ben. - What is it? 600 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:22,760 It's good. 601 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,800 Like all the other good stuff I've read so far? 602 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,960 I'm getting a bit tired of your attitude, Ben. 603 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,640 You can't choose one, that's fine. I've chosen one for you. 604 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:33,760 Read it... 605 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,160 get the lads, and get on it. 606 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,840 But it's not up for discussion, Ben. 607 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,080 Hello? 608 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,760 They want us to go on... 609 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,360 They want us to go on telly. Because of the accident, the bus. 610 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,040 Some man just rang. They wanna do an interview. 611 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,280 Said to ring him back if we're interested, you know. 612 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,840 I'm telling you, Jonesy said it's the best place to go. 613 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,320 - Maybe not the best, but the easiest. - If you're desperate. 614 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,640 But I am, John. You know I am. 615 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,360 Jesus Christ. 616 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,680 See, if this is all the competition there is... 617 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,040 And some old ones are cute. 618 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,960 - Not too old. - Where? 619 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,320 This is what Jonesy said. You gotta scout about a bit. 620 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,880 I'll meet you in a while. 621 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,160 Pint of Guinness, please. 622 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,200 You dirty bastard. 623 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,680 Fancy a bit of mature, yeah? Look, I know why you're here. 624 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,600 I've got my own business, you know? Fish and chip shop. 625 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,760 - You like fish? - Some fish. 626 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,080 - Not fish-and-chip fish. - Right. 627 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:03,160 - You like chips, though? - You know what I like? Onion rings. 628 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,760 Right. 629 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,480 Not the biggest fan of them myself. 630 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,720 It's about the only part of my produce that I'm not partial to. 631 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,240 Look, I'm not gonna beat around the bush, ladies. 632 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,960 But if we can't be compatible about business... 633 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,760 - Now, him I like. - Who? 634 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,480 - That young guy? - There's two of them. 635 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,360 If he asks me to dance, will you get up with his friend? 636 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,760 Come on. I'd feel silly on my own. 637 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,800 I mean, feck it, a woman my age... 638 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,640 place like this, what's the point in lying? 639 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,360 That's my philosophy. The truth. 640 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,280 Life's too short. What was I saying? 641 00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,720 The hormones, right. No, it's not the worst thing... 642 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,880 because since I've been on them, I have to say... 643 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,280 I've been feeling very erotic. 644 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,320 You know what a younger man like yourself lacks? 645 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,840 A bit of mature loving. 646 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:19,280 You lack it because you don't look for it. 647 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,320 But let me tell you something. 648 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,400 I'm sporty. 649 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,080 I'm actually... Celia, you're talking about honesty? 650 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,320 I'm actually just waiting on a mate. Sorry. 651 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,760 Okay. 652 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,840 I won't waste any more of your time. 653 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,960 - I found one. - Yeah, what's she like? 654 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,920 - Will you dance with her mate? She's nice. - What's her mate like? 655 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,160 - Which? The right or the left? - The left. 656 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,960 - All right. - The left's mine. 657 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,560 All right, fuck it. 658 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,320 - I hope you know, I've no interest. - Me, neither. 659 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,040 So nothing's gonna happen. 660 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:27,640 We're just gonna dance, enjoy it, and we're going to finish when they finish. 661 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,800 - What's that perfume? - Hey. 662 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,400 - I was just... - Hey. 663 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,040 You come here often? 664 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:45,880 Yes? 665 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,160 No? 666 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,880 It's my first time. 667 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,440 I didn't know it'd be, you know... 668 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,920 Older people? 669 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:02,080 - That's okay. - Older than me, say. 670 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,920 Are you a little shy, Oscar? 671 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,080 I think you are. 672 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,600 I think you're very nice, too. 673 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,240 Would you like to come home with me? 674 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,560 I know, I can't believe I said it, either. 675 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,520 But would you? 676 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,400 Blue Enigma. 677 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:56,000 My perfume. 678 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:00,960 You said... 679 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:06,080 You said you were waiting on a friend. How dare you? 680 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:10,560 - If you don't want me, you tell me the truth. - Who's this? 681 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,080 I'm coming here... 682 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,560 - Who the hell are you? - Nice dancing with you. 683 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:18,480 How dare you? I'm coming here long enough not to need these lies. 684 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,080 I'm finished. I'm going to the toilet. 685 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,520 Did you hear what I said earlier on? 686 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,320 I'm coming here long enough not to need these lies. 687 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,800 Do you hear what I'm saying? You big liar! 688 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,360 Oscar, I'm splitting. Do you hear me? 689 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,200 - Will you be all right? - Who'd have you anyway, you pug-ugly? 690 00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:36,480 Fuck you. 691 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,040 Fucking liar. 692 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,320 So what do you wanna do? Do you wanna go out? 693 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,240 Wouldn't mind staying in. 694 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,160 - Again? - Why not? 695 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,600 I'm gonna take a bath. 696 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,120 - Can I help? - You can bring me in a glass of wine. 697 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,360 Hello? 698 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,160 - Can I speak to Deirdre, please? - Who's calling? 699 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,560 It's John. 700 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,600 - John she used to go out with? - Yeah. 701 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,520 - I'm sorry, I can't put you on to her. - Why not? 702 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,200 You're the competition, aren't you? You're the ex. 703 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,160 - Sam, who is it? - It's for me, Deirdre. 704 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,320 What is it you want, anyway? 705 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,880 You wanna win her back? She's not going back. 706 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,560 - So what's the problem? - The problem is it'd make me uncomfortable. 707 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,400 I'm sure you're not the worst, okay? 708 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,840 But as far as Deirdre's concerned, you're my enemy. 709 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,200 - Pal, you don't want me as your enemy. - No? 710 00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:51,960 I can make life hard, man. That's right. 711 00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,480 Talk to me like you're talking, I'll crack your baldy head, man. 712 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,480 And I know you're baldy. I'll be the worst enemy... 713 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,840 You ever fucking had! Do you hear me? 714 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,040 All right, John boy? Sorry for your troubles, man. 715 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,200 What? A pint of Guinness, please, Seamus. 716 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,120 Heard about your break-up. This is Lehiff, by the way. 717 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,080 Come here, why don't you join us over here? 718 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,640 - We got some business... - A proposition. 719 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:37,200 We got a proposition we wanna run by you. 720 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,680 - Potential of a few quid, man. - Many a quid's potential. 721 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,600 Follow us over. 722 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,680 I need a bit of a lift at the moment, Oscar. 723 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:09,800 Bit of a pepping up. 724 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,000 Can you pep me up? 725 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,360 Good Jesus. 726 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,840 Look. Rough, man. 727 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,400 Bit of pain-slash-pleasure, you know? 728 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:35,040 Jesus, my cock's killing me, my bones, my muscles... 729 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:36,920 but I'm energized. 730 00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:40,080 - Good, because I've a proposition for you. - A what? 731 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,600 Some business. Come on, I'll tell you on the floor. 732 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,320 - It's my cock, John. - Yeah, so you said. 733 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:50,520 I'm telling you. Pain-slash-pleasure. Fucking aching me, it is. 734 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,560 Yeah, don't even ask about my balls. 735 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:05,720 So we hold the girlfriend hostage, say we'll kill her if he doesn't do as we say. 736 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,680 Drive him to the bank, two of us, the other stays with her... 737 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,160 he gets us the money, we let her go. 738 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,400 Wear masks, whatever, disguise our identity. 739 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,720 Thing is, though, and this is the sweet, the poetic part, though, right. 740 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,520 The girlfriend is Deirdre. 741 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,400 You're joking? And the fella is... 742 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,440 Her fella. That's right, the baldy fuck. Are you on? 743 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,440 - I don't think so. - What? 744 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,520 Why don't you just ring her? Tell her you want her back. 745 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,000 Fuck that. That's over now. This is the new shit. 746 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:35,320 It's all a bit risky. 747 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,800 But vengeance, man, it's not about the money. 748 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,720 - Well, it is, but the satisfaction... - That's you, John. 749 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,200 That's your reward. I'm sorry. 750 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,240 - Come on. - It's too big. No, man. 751 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,520 And I wouldn't recommend you get involved, either. 752 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,520 I'm getting involved, all right, I'm not passing this up. 753 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,200 - And if you were any kind of fucking mate... - What? 754 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,120 - Fuck you! - No, fuck you, man. 755 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,240 - If you were any use... - I am use. 756 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,280 - Except for fucking fogeys. - She's no fogey. 757 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:04,040 She may be older, but she's sporty. And I'm taking exception to that description. 758 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,040 Granny, she is. 759 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,480 May have to break your face for you, you keep it up. 760 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,760 - You big cock, you. - You're a cock! 761 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:25,400 No, you are. Big hairy prick, you. Can't even get laid by a bird your own age. 762 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:29,080 Come here, feck me. I've got you, man. Give up. 763 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,360 You got me on the wrassling. See, when I start using my karate... 764 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,320 - Wrassling or karate... - John! Oscar! 765 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,280 I'm sick of this now. 766 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,120 Come up to Mrs. Rooney's office. 767 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,160 Put a stop to this claptrap, once and for all. 768 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:56,520 Henderson! 769 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,760 Good shot, man. 770 00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,720 Nice one, John. 771 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,120 Fucking eejit. 772 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,200 I'm not going to the hospital, I told you. 773 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,720 Now Mr. Henderson has decided he doesn't want to bring the police into this. 774 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:42,280 But you understand we're going to have to terminate your employment, John. 775 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,760 Have you anything you'd like to say or... 776 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,560 Go fuck yourselves? 777 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,920 No, Tony, no, it's about what I expected. 778 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,120 I'm just so sorry it had to come to all of this. 779 00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,560 - And you go fuck yourself, too. - Enough of that. 780 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,240 No, Tony, if he hasn't even got the grace... 781 00:54:56,280 --> 00:55:00,120 ...or the originality to... - Fuck youse. 782 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,000 - Hello. - How you doing? 783 00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:12,200 How are you? 784 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,400 Look at your woman's makeup. 785 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,120 Fuck. Take a chisel to get that off. 786 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:25,840 Hey. Youse off the telly? 787 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,440 - Yeah. - Put me on. 788 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,680 - No. - Go on, youse pricks. Put me on. 789 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,720 I'll do a dance for youse. 790 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:44,120 - What do you think? Riverdance. - Fuck's sake. 791 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:46,440 - Okay. You all set? - Yeah. 792 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:51,120 Let's get the heroic angle. The mythic shot. 793 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,040 There's something wrong with the light here. 794 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:57,040 I don't see why we can't just shoot this thing straight on. 795 00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,080 There's some sort of a shadow there that I can't seem to get rid of. 796 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:05,040 That's not, I don't think, shadow. That's a moustache, Ben. 797 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,800 That's ruining it, isn't it, Charlie? 798 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:13,520 Sorry, Sally. 799 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,960 You hear this 'mythic shot' shit? 800 00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:19,000 Could you step out of the shot for a minute? 801 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,680 Just for a minute. 802 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,640 Right, Maura. What happened when the bus went over? 803 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,880 Who the hell... 804 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,960 - Christ! What the fuck? - What was that? 805 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:49,360 Actually, Maura, can we put Sally in for this one, please? 806 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,200 Do what you can with the moustache. Lose the low angle if you have to. 807 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:58,240 I told you, if we shot simply, we'd be home by now. 808 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,040 Fucking mythic shot. 809 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,000 Sally, it'll be great. 810 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,120 Okay, let's go. 811 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,800 That's wanton, now. 812 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,200 Condolences, man. 813 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,400 Seriously. 814 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,440 - My stereo there? - No. 815 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,520 - My sounds? - No. 816 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,200 At least they had taste, the cunts. 817 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,840 You gonna put this in your film, Jerry? 818 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,480 - Hello? - Call yourself a maverick? 819 00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,320 Yeah. 820 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,520 Then be one, Ben. Do me anyway. 821 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,360 What? 822 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,480 Do your own film. You have access, don't you? 823 00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:29,000 Cameras and all that? Sound shit? 824 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,480 Wanna do the underbelly, don't you? You said you did. 825 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,000 - I know. - You said you were a maverick. 826 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,440 Well, this is how mavericks create. Outside the system. 827 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,440 Oh, yeah. 828 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,680 But if you're prepared for that, let's do it. 829 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,520 - If not, well, okay, fine. - No. 830 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,880 - Be a conformist. - No, I'd like to, it's just... 831 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,840 Yea or nay, Ben? 832 00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,960 Yea or nay? 833 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,000 Tonight on Little Big City... 834 00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,200 an accident could have become a catastrophe... 835 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,920 if it weren't for the intervention of several brave passersby. 836 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,160 One of whom we have here with us. 837 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,400 We felt that a... 838 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:12,280 well, actually, I felt that there were people... 839 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,720 whose lives were in danger. 840 01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:18,000 So I jumped on top of the bus. 841 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,920 The bus was on its side, actually... 842 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:24,320 so it wasn't that high to jump on top of the bus. 843 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,280 - Oh, my God. - What? 844 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,920 It's horrible, Ma. 845 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:32,560 Not on the bus, but in the bus. I saw it through the window. 846 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,760 And I was frightened that there were people dead everywhere. 847 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,680 There weren't, there was just a few cuts and bruises. 848 01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:57,640 - Damn. - You didn't miss much, it's only your sister. 849 01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,760 - Was she good? - Not really. 850 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,040 She was a bit inarticulate, to tell you the truth. 851 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,080 - I was shit. - No, you weren't. 852 01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,600 My hair was shit. Yes, I was. 853 01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:13,080 My moustache. I am like Burt Reynolds. 854 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,680 Fucking hell. 855 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:21,400 - Listen, do you mind if we stay in tonight? - What? 856 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,840 - I'm knackered, do you mind? - Sam! 857 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,640 Come on, Deirdre. We don't have to go out every night, do we? 858 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:27,960 Every night? 859 01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,760 I pay rent here. I pay your rent on top of my own. 860 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,920 I give you money. I treat you well. Is that not enough? 861 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,800 - It's not what I want, Sam. - Well, what do you want? 862 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:48,720 - Come on, tickles. - No. Put me down. 863 01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,360 Fuck. What the fuck? 864 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:03,040 Listen. Fuck this. 865 01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,240 - Oscar, I'm sorry, I... - This is too much. 866 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,720 What's wrong with you? Jesus. 867 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:13,880 It was kinky at first, but my fucking jaw. 868 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:17,360 - Don't go, Oscar, please stay. - Fuck that. 869 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:22,360 Look, you're better off finding someone into that shit, Noeleen. 870 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,080 - I won't, I'll stop. - I'll see you again. 871 01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:29,760 - Oscar, please. I'll stop. - I'll see you again. 872 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,760 Oscar, I won't, I'll stop. 873 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,080 My fucking jaw. 874 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:43,320 It's like, I knew I had it, but I didn't care because I didn't see it. 875 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,800 Now I see it. 876 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,920 Now I do. I don't understand why I didn't. 877 01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:52,880 It's like I kept it as a badge of, I don't know... 878 01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,320 maybe of mourning or something. I don't know. 879 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:56,440 Or courage. 880 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,680 I mean, you've been through the wars, love. 881 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,480 That's true. I've distinguished myself. 882 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:10,520 What about you, Ma? You never thought of getting someone? 883 01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:12,360 Getting married again? 884 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,720 I don't think I could, even if I wanted to. 885 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,960 Your father was... 886 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,880 - I don't know, I'd feel... - You were betraying him? 887 01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,480 No, I think he'd have wanted me to. 888 01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:32,760 It's just, I still feel close to him, you know? 889 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:39,000 To have had someone like him in my life that special, I feel it's enough. 890 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,240 And who could ever give me what he gave me, anyway? 891 01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,280 - What do you mean? - I don't know. 892 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,720 His love, for one thing. 893 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,480 My home. 894 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:53,960 The times we had. 895 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,920 We did have times, Sally. 896 01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,240 A whole load of memories. 897 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,040 The children he gave me. 898 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,520 My beautiful children. 899 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,200 With or without moustaches. 900 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,920 I feel blessed by all of that. By you, Sally. 901 01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:16,360 So why would I want for anything more? 902 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,760 I'm serious, love. 903 01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:22,000 I know. 904 01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,280 I've been so lonely, Ma. 905 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:30,760 I know you have, baby. I know you have. 906 01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:36,640 It's all right. 907 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,280 Delicious, this. 908 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,760 I can feel it doing me good already. 909 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,400 Vitamins and shit. Carbs or whatever. 910 01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:52,560 Think they're in the beans. 911 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,920 - You have any brown sauce? - Sure. 912 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,320 Or is it the pudding? 913 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,720 Anyway, what time is it? 914 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,320 It's 7:30, we don't go till around 8:00. 915 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,600 That way a knock on the door won't be too strange. 916 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,400 Don't forget, I won't be talking. 917 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:12,040 That's right. You can nod, whatever. Or grunt. 918 01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,760 Write shit down. 919 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,280 There we go. 920 01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,920 - You scummy fucker. - Want some? It's nice, man. 921 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,480 Go on, give us a shot. 922 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,440 It's delicious. 923 01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,920 Give us some of that. 924 01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:01,440 It's gorgeous. 925 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,600 You got the gun and all, Lehiff? 926 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:11,200 - Give us a look. - Here? Use your head, man. 927 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,960 - That's not fucking bad. - I'm telling you, man. 928 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:23,680 I'll show youse after, all right? 929 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,400 That's fucking delish, man. 930 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:37,280 Be careful, you fuck. 931 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,760 Stick on some sounds, will you, to get us in the mood. 932 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,440 What have you got? 933 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:46,200 Clannad. 934 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,880 Fuck that, we'll do without. 935 01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:50,760 Here, look at these. 936 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:54,360 I got them in the joke shop, so as we can drive the bloke to the bank. 937 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:57,720 Anyone looks, they see real people, but not the right people. 938 01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,120 - Clever. - Better fucking believe it. 939 01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:03,320 This shite, you've gotta be Stephen fucking Hawking. 940 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,880 Hawkings, which is it? 941 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,360 Hawking. 942 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:43,080 Where's your sis, Cathal? 943 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,160 - Why? She gonna be on this? - I don't know. 944 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,240 What would she do to get on? 945 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,280 - She'd do anything you want, Jerry. - To the camera. 946 01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:53,160 To the camera, Cathal. 947 01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:55,680 - Would she give me a riding? - She might. 948 01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,840 - The whore. - She's not a whore. 949 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:03,600 This is Wayne, Ben. 950 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,440 Dealer. 951 01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:08,840 He isn't doing much at the moment on account of surveillance. 952 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,880 That's right. Can't even take a shit in peace. 953 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,560 Reckon he's done the odd drive-by as well. 954 01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:20,400 That'd be telling, Jerry. 955 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,640 What's this? A film? 956 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,960 Fucking scumbag. 957 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,440 It's a documentary. 958 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,080 About what? 959 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,520 About scumbags. 960 01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:41,800 So tell the camera what it's like dealing death for a living. 961 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:47,520 Go on. Feeding filth to these poor addicts. 962 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,040 Fuckhole. 963 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,840 Are you looking for a shot, man? 964 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,480 Dislodge the champion off his podium? 965 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,120 Reckon I can do it, Jerry. 966 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,360 - You getting this, Ben? - Reckon I can whup you! 967 01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:41,240 See what I mean? Scum. 968 01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:50,200 It's the only thing they understand, Ben. 969 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,160 Jesus. 970 01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:04,960 How are you? 971 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,400 Who is it, Deirdre? 972 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:10,800 Okay, so these lads will go with Sam here. 973 01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:15,320 And me, the really dangerous fuck of the trio, will stay with you. All right? 974 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,840 - Good. - Okay, Sam? 975 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,320 Good. All right? 976 01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:35,920 I won't. 977 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,240 - I will. - All right, let's go. 978 01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,800 What the fuck do you see in a fogey like that, anyway? 979 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:07,080 Can't say he'd be too energetic sackwise. 980 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:09,960 You can answer me. 981 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:14,240 That chick's a bit young for you, isn't she? 982 01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,240 What would she be, 25, 26? 983 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,400 And gorgeous. 984 01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:23,200 Suppose it's the old wage, though, isn't it? 985 01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:26,240 That would attract them all right. 986 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:31,560 I'll tell you what, though, despite her material wants... 987 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:34,960 I'm talking about my own wife here now, she has them. 988 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:38,200 Me and her is based on more than that. 989 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:40,800 Snuggle her at night. 990 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,280 Get the old belly-fluts. 991 01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:49,120 Does your woman give you that? No? 992 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:52,840 Or more to the point, do you give her it? 993 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,480 - You own this place? - No. 994 01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,760 Rent? 995 01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:02,160 I wouldn't mind owning somewhere like here, now. 996 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:03,880 It's not the best by any means... 997 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,720 but for a man of my humble wants, you know? 998 01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,360 Is that a wok I see? 999 01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:16,960 Very nice. 1000 01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,200 Are they worth getting? You find you have much use for it? 1001 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:23,520 I suppose. 1002 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:29,400 Have my eye on a few kitchen appliances. Woks, blenders. 1003 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,880 Feel it's time I domesticated myself a little bit. 1004 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:35,000 Wokked my own grub instead of always ordering in. 1005 01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:38,320 And what kind of oil would you use? I hear olive's the best. 1006 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,280 Well, that's what I use. 1007 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:42,280 Right. 1008 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:46,360 And what are the advantages you find it has above, say... 1009 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:48,240 chip-pan oil or... 1010 01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:57,440 You fucking idiot. 1011 01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:01,160 Right, now get back in there and make me some tea. 1012 01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:03,680 Go on. 1013 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:06,960 All right. Go on, go. 1014 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:31,800 You mean that, Mick? 1015 01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:36,680 What you said about the missus? 1016 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,880 - About getting the fluts and all. - Oh, yeah. 1017 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:42,240 You think I didn't? 1018 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,880 True love, man. 1019 01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:47,640 You feel it, you feel it. 1020 01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:50,120 What do you think? 1021 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:52,320 Yeah. 1022 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:55,720 You feel it? 1023 01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:01,320 With Deirdre, man. 1024 01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:04,200 I do. 1025 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,680 It gets me in here. 1026 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,080 Yeah. 1027 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,120 That's where it gets you, all right. 1028 01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,440 Try and fuck with me? 1029 01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:24,760 Have to watch you like a vulture. 1030 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:33,520 Don't want sugar. Get me brown sauce. 1031 01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:36,200 Brown sauce? 1032 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:39,400 There's something wrong with that, is there? 1033 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,600 It's the new fucking business, sure. 1034 01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:45,440 Everyone's doing it. 1035 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,360 Not a bad old morning? 1036 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,520 Hey, Sally. 1037 01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:08,040 - Should you not be in work? - I took the day off. 1038 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,200 Thinking of leaving altogether, actually. 1039 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,040 - Yeah? - Yeah, it's pissing me off, you know? 1040 01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:14,880 What about yourself? 1041 01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:18,080 - It's my birthday next week. - Yeah? Happy birthday. 1042 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:19,800 Thanks. 1043 01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,800 And my mother got me one of those mall vouchers. 1044 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,720 You know, you can use it in any shop. 1045 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,800 So I'm gonna get a makeover. 1046 01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:30,720 - Nice massage. - Treat yourself? 1047 01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:33,000 Bit of a facial. Exactly, yeah. 1048 01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:36,560 - Get my moustache waxed. - What moustache? 1049 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:38,880 Oscar, come on. 1050 01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:42,120 You've a bit of hair there, but it's hardly a ronnie, man. 1051 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,920 Needs a bit of bleaching's all that needs. 1052 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,720 Do you want a coffee? 1053 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,560 Hey, I was just on my way up to you. 1054 01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:53,760 What's up with your phone? Is it broke? 1055 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,400 Or more to the point... Slow down a second. 1056 01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,640 More to the point, where were you last night? 1057 01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:01,840 - Leave me alone, Karen. - What? 1058 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:06,400 I get you. This new man in your life, is that it? 1059 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:10,000 Now that everything's peaches and cream, it's dump your friends... 1060 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:12,320 leave them hanging, is that it? 1061 01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:15,360 Stop a second, will you, for fuck's sake! 1062 01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:17,600 Is that the explanation? 1063 01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:21,760 After all the effort I put into you, the time I spent, the... 1064 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:25,200 - Stop, I said! - Get your fucking maulers off me! 1065 01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:30,880 Lookit, look at this. 1066 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:35,720 Oh, man, it's bulging. 1067 01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:41,120 Prepare to be rich. 1068 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,880 Prepare to fucking... 1069 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,960 Where the fuck is he going? 1070 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:10,080 Sam! 1071 01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:13,240 What the fuck? 1072 01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:15,880 Who's that? 1073 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:16,960 I'm sorry! 1074 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,560 Where's the bag? 1075 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:22,000 What the fuck? Some chick. 1076 01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:24,080 She's vicious, man. 1077 01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:28,440 She's an animal. Look at her milling into the fucker. 1078 01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:30,280 - I'm sorry, Noeleen. - You okay? 1079 01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:32,480 Yeah. Yes, it's okay. 1080 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:35,720 Retaliate, you dope. 1081 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,720 Grab the bag, stand the fuck up and... 1082 01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:42,600 Coppers. 1083 01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:45,960 Sketch, man, skedaddle, will you? Jesus. 1084 01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:07,920 - Get off him. Come on. - Calm down, madam, will you? 1085 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:16,760 - I don't believe it. Who was that? - Don't fucking know. 1086 01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:19,120 That's it now. 1087 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:22,560 All that risk, that work, for nothing. 1088 01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:26,000 I promised Cathy a shed out the back. What the fuck will I tell her now? 1089 01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:29,080 You know those sheds? Store your shovels and shit. 1090 01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:30,760 Your lawnmower. 1091 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,720 The fuck? 1092 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:40,320 - That's the little fucker who stoned my bus. - So? We've gotta get back, man. 1093 01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,760 - Fuck that. - What the fuck do you mean, 'Fuck that'? 1094 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:46,080 - What about Deirdre? - You're the one that loves her, you go back. 1095 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:48,120 I've my own mission here. 1096 01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:50,240 Mick! 1097 01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:54,080 Right, he's moving. 1098 01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:00,640 - Looking for love, it's tough. - It is. 1099 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,920 - How did we get on to this? - Don't know. 1100 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,840 And it's frightening. 1101 01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:12,280 - A lot of bad decisions you can make. - Yeah, a lot of wrong turns, exactly. 1102 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:15,080 Potential for heartbreak, for hurt. 1103 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,720 But you persevere. 1104 01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,280 - You reckon? - Yeah. 1105 01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:24,680 - You've got to, do you not think? - No, I do. 1106 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,720 I mean, what else is there? 1107 01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:28,760 Exactly. 1108 01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:30,880 What the fuck else is there? 1109 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,280 Who is it? 1110 01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:25,240 What's going on? 1111 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,080 What the fuck does this mean? 1112 01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:33,120 Where's you-know-who? Are you fucking around here? 1113 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:36,040 Take this fucking thing. What's going on, man? 1114 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:45,040 She got out of order. Now who's this crazy old one? 1115 01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,720 Fuck that, fuck her. Where is everyone? 1116 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:54,240 Don't write it, tell me. Are you listening? 1117 01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:57,160 I'm a prick? You're a prick! 1118 01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,800 If this is fucked up, I wanna know how. 1119 01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:01,680 I said talk now, man. 1120 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:03,920 - Who's got the money? - Why did you hit her? 1121 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,040 - Because she's a cunt! - John. 1122 01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:09,120 Now tell me. You're after blowing your cover, sure. 1123 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:10,920 Shut the fuck up, or I'll smack you again. 1124 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,400 And don't give me any more of this mad old shit. Tell me! 1125 01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:25,800 Fuck. Look what you're after making me do. 1126 01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:28,800 Fuck this. 1127 01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:36,680 Are you all right? 1128 01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:38,560 Fuck, Deirdre, fuck. 1129 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,280 Jesus, I'm late. 1130 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:43,680 They said they'd a cancellation for 10:00, but if I miss that... 1131 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:46,680 - You better hurry. - It's great to see you, Oscar. 1132 01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:50,320 And, come here, if you wanna leave your job, you know what I say? 1133 01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:52,240 Leave your fucking job. 1134 01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:54,800 Go somewhere you're treated right. 1135 01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:01,120 Thanks for the coffee. 1136 01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:10,320 Do you wanna go out some night? 1137 01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:14,800 We have a hit, huh? 1138 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:16,520 Yeah. 1139 01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:20,600 Respect. From one maverick to another? Professional. 1140 01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:25,600 Get in! 1141 01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:29,000 - What? - We're not finished yet. Come on. 1142 01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:35,960 - You ever been in a high-speed pursuit? - No. 1143 01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:38,440 Well, buckle up and get filming. 1144 01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:49,120 Of all the cunts. 1145 01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:58,400 This is where we separate the men from the faggots. 1146 01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:00,560 Film me when I talk, man. 1147 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:02,920 Come on, you fuck, you. 1148 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,360 Is that all you got? 1149 01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:10,120 That your best? 1150 01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:12,680 Bollocks. 1151 01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:22,160 After costing me my job. 1152 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,640 - Fuck, where's he going? - You filming me? 1153 01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:41,200 He's going to the country. 1154 01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:44,480 - You're out of your element now, pal. - So are we, Jerry. 1155 01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:46,120 Shut the fuck up. 1156 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,240 I am gonna nab you directly. 1157 01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:04,480 I'm right behind you, you little fuck. 1158 01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:37,640 I won't hurt you, come here. 1159 01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:52,960 Step on the bumper, will you? 1160 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,680 Put your weight on it, so I can climb back. 1161 01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:00,920 Please. 1162 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,400 Sorry, sheep. 1163 01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:14,600 Got to put you down, man. 1164 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,840 Out of your misery. 1165 01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:25,560 It was you, you fuck! You stole my motor. 1166 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,640 You shouldn't have pissed on my legs, man. 1167 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:33,160 - Fuck's sake, and my sounds, man! - Shit sounds. 1168 01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:37,120 You were playing them, fuckhole! 1169 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:40,760 You hear this fucking hypocrite? 1170 01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:44,000 Anyway, the power of certain artistes... 1171 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,400 is beyond the ken of cunts like you. 1172 01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:51,440 You just don't have the requisite Celtic soul, man. 1173 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:53,120 Yes, I do. 1174 01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:57,720 That's a brave fucking statement, huh? 1175 01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:01,240 Would you like the chance to back that up? 1176 01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:10,960 You and me. 1177 01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:13,320 Hand to hand. 1178 01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,360 You win... 1179 01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:18,600 I let you go. 1180 01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:22,480 Okay. 1181 01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,600 Are you getting this, Ben? Come on! 1182 01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:30,240 This episode will be entitled "Personal Justice". 1183 01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:34,840 Come on, you fucking scumbag, you, come on. 1184 01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:55,840 Good lad. 1185 01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:06,680 Jerry! 1186 01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:19,280 ...over 80 miles an hour. 1187 01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:23,040 The chase, which ended here and resulted in destruction of livestock... 1188 01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:25,960 the vicious shoot-out and the loss of a life. 1189 01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:27,680 Detective Jerry Lynch... 1190 01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:30,800 a 15-year veteran of the Garda Siochána, distinguished himself... 1191 01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:32,840 - Was it the money? - No. 1192 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,720 - To hurt me? - Deirdre. 1193 01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,120 - Him? - Maybe a little bit, I don't know. 1194 01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:40,320 - You were an idiot. You know that? Always. - I know. 1195 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:43,880 Always the same shit, or ever since I've known you. 1196 01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:48,600 Taking the long way to get what you want, and fucking everything up on the way. 1197 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:51,520 - Anything but ask, huh? - I might be refused. 1198 01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:53,400 Anything but say what you need. 1199 01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:55,720 You have to take that chance, John. 1200 01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:59,720 And you're right, you might be refused, but on the other hand... 1201 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:01,280 You know? 1202 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:04,880 - Might's not definite, is it? - No. 1203 01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:07,280 It's a vague enough term at best. 1204 01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:13,160 Tell me what you need, John. 1205 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,880 Hey, fuckhole, look at you. Give us a look. 1206 01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:22,520 See you, John. 1207 01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:24,760 Sure, it's only a flesh wound. 1208 01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:27,840 So action-fucking-central, huh? 1209 01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:30,200 So tell us about it. 1210 01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,880 Come on, man, tell. 1211 01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:40,360 Shit happens you can't change. 1212 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:43,360 You've no choice but to deal with it, adapt to it. 1213 01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:47,240 Other shit, though, you have the choice, the means to improve your situation... 1214 01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:50,160 and change things. That's what you do, don't you? 1215 01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:52,440 - You do. - Try to make yourself happy. 1216 01:28:52,520 --> 01:28:55,080 This is philosophy, George. 1217 01:28:55,160 --> 01:28:57,480 This is life. Come on. 1218 01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:02,960 More. 1219 01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:10,920 Succor, you know? Satisfaction. 1220 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:15,000 I mean, take me for example, my handicap. 1221 01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:17,400 Or what you might call my handicap. 1222 01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,920 Snap! Hey, snap! 1223 01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:27,400 What's up, man? 1224 01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:29,520 I'm bricking. 1225 01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:32,400 Relax, they haven't got you yet. They're not gonna. 1226 01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:33,840 What did you say at the hospital? 1227 01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:37,200 Said I was mugged and dumped in the canal. Filed a report and all. 1228 01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:39,800 So fuck it. Keep the cool, we'll be hunky. 1229 01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:41,520 What about Deirdre? 1230 01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:44,240 She won't say anything, you know? 1231 01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:47,360 No, what about her and you, man? 1232 01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:50,760 Have youse finished your little intermission? 1233 01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:54,720 What? 1234 01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:57,880 I'll race you. Come in here, think you're the king on wheels? 1235 01:29:57,960 --> 01:29:59,400 - I'm the king round here. - Fine. 1236 01:29:59,480 --> 01:30:00,440 Me. 1237 01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:02,280 Are you chicken, pal? 1238 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:05,560 You afraid to face the king? 1239 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,000 - Because you're not, you know. - Not what? 1240 01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:11,840 The king. You may be the prince. 1241 01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:18,440 Jerry! 1242 01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:00,800 Come in. 1243 01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:19,320 - Did you see me on the news? - Yeah. 1244 01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:23,080 - "Detective hero". - Yeah, I know, but come here. 1245 01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:27,320 The way it was told is the way it has to be. 1246 01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:29,480 I know. 1247 01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:32,880 - You saved my life. You're the hero, Ben. - Hey. 1248 01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:34,400 No, I mean it. 1249 01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:40,120 As a token of my respect, no, fuck that, my admiration... 1250 01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:43,880 I want you to have these. 1251 01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:50,880 - Wow, Fainne Lasta. - You've earned them. 1252 01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:54,360 A warrior soul, Ben. 1253 01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:56,720 A kindred soul. 1254 01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:10,800 I better go empty my colostomy bag. 1255 01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:20,040 - We'll meet again, no doubt. - Yeah. On the streets, huh? 1256 01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:22,880 On the streets. 1257 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:35,000 Can I talk to you for a sec? 1258 01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:37,240 - Hey, Maura. - Hello, John. 1259 01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:38,960 Can I talk to you? 1260 01:32:39,480 --> 01:32:40,560 Sure. 1261 01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:49,360 - If you don't shut up, I will race you. - I hope so. 1262 01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:53,520 I'll show you, you fucker. Come on. 1263 01:32:53,640 --> 01:32:56,280 I just wanna say a couple of things to you, all right? 1264 01:32:56,360 --> 01:33:00,120 Now, I'm not asking for anything, so don't feel any pressure. 1265 01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:02,360 - Okay. - Just listen. 1266 01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:07,000 This is a list of things that I want... 1267 01:33:07,760 --> 01:33:09,360 and have wanted... 1268 01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:11,120 for a long time. 1269 01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:14,160 Straight from the heart, no fucking around. 1270 01:33:16,240 --> 01:33:17,720 To be with you... 1271 01:33:18,320 --> 01:33:20,360 to live with you, and to... 1272 01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:24,000 eventually, you know, marry you. 1273 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:28,120 To have your child... 1274 01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:33,040 - For me to have yours? - Yes. All my children. 1275 01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:35,720 - However many, three, four... - Go on. 1276 01:33:36,880 --> 01:33:38,640 To grow old with you. 1277 01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:40,880 To know... 1278 01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:43,960 and that's the main thing... 1279 01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:46,320 to know, all right... 1280 01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:49,480 that you feel the same. 1281 01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:54,560 That's it. 1282 01:34:00,080 --> 01:34:01,680 How hard was that? 1283 01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:04,920 Hard enough. 1284 01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,480 Well, I do feel the same. 1285 01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:22,640 - What's wrong? - Not in front of your ma. 1286 01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:25,880 You fucking prude! 1287 01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:28,600 They don't mind. 1288 01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:38,440 - Will you ever cheat on me? - Never. 1289 01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:41,080 - Will you take care of me? - Always. 1290 01:34:41,440 --> 01:34:43,320 - Will you ever neglect me? - No. 1291 01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:45,320 - Raise a hand to me? - No. 1292 01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:47,400 Take a shit on me? 1293 01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:50,080 Do you want me to? 1294 01:34:50,240 --> 01:34:54,000 I have had enough of you. Fucking coming in here every night... 1295 01:34:56,160 --> 01:35:00,280 On your marks. Get set. Go! 1296 01:35:02,600 --> 01:35:05,960 Where are you, you grumbling old piece of shit, youse? 1297 01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:10,240 Come on, you old fucker. 1298 01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:14,120 Oh, my leg. 1299 01:35:16,480 --> 01:35:17,880 Default, man. 1300 01:35:18,440 --> 01:35:19,600 Where is he? 1301 01:35:19,920 --> 01:35:22,440 Default. There was an obstacle. 1302 01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:26,160 Do you see this? 1303 01:35:28,240 --> 01:35:30,800 I am the king of the world. 1304 01:35:30,880 --> 01:35:34,080 The king of the Republic of Ireland. 1305 01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:37,000 Saw you on the box, love. 1306 01:35:37,080 --> 01:35:38,720 - Yes? - You were shit. 1307 01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:41,120 Thank you very much. Thank you. 1308 01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:45,680 And thank you because you are out of here. 1309 01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:50,800 So, you and Sally, man. Who'd have thought? 1310 01:35:51,440 --> 01:35:52,680 Fucking love her, man. 1311 01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:54,920 Here, wait till I tell you what we did last night. 1312 01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:57,040 Don't, man, fuck's sake. 1313 01:35:57,160 --> 01:35:59,960 You're right. Keep it to myself, I will. 1314 01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:02,280 - Cherish it. - That's it. 1315 01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:04,240 Relish it, I will. 1316 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:08,080 So, you relish being out of a job? 1317 01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:11,640 Fucking right. No getting up, no taking orders. 1318 01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:14,280 - No Henderson. - That's the best bit. 1319 01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:17,400 - Being free of that fuck. - Absolutely. 1320 01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:20,680 - Are you off, Mr. Henderson? - I am, indeed, Mrs. Rooney. 1321 01:36:20,720 --> 01:36:23,600 A little R&R, as they say in the States. 1322 01:36:24,440 --> 01:36:26,360 Isn't it lucky for some? 1323 01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:31,920 I am the boss. 1324 01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:34,200 I have authority. 1325 01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:37,560 You are the minion. 1326 01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:40,040 You're beneath. 1327 01:36:42,120 --> 01:36:43,680 I have the power. 1328 01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:46,160 What do I have? 1329 01:36:46,240 --> 01:36:49,560 I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Speak up. What do I have? 1330 01:36:51,160 --> 01:36:52,560 That's right. 1331 01:36:54,560 --> 01:36:56,400 That's absolutely... 1332 01:36:58,200 --> 01:37:00,280 What the fuck? 1333 01:37:34,640 --> 01:37:37,320 - Where the hell is it? - Just do it manually. 1334 01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:39,160 Are you sitting on it? 1335 01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:41,240 Just do it manually. 1336 01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:49,040 This is good. 1337 01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:52,440 You can see the nocturnal activities... 1338 01:37:52,720 --> 01:37:55,400 No, I saw this one. Something else. 1339 01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:57,880 Is it under you? 1340 01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:09,640 Keep going. Come on. 1341 01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:12,040 No, back one. 1342 01:38:12,560 --> 01:38:13,800 Back one.