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Looks good, right?

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So, my plan is to create
this cluster of live/work lofts

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all along the perimeter here.
And... Come here.

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I also am planning this neighborhoody
kind of dining and retail area

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in the central square.

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You know, I even had this thought
that maybe you, Denise and Hailey

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could open up a second location
for your store.

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Really? Because Denise keeps talking

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about wanting to open up
another branch.

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Well, it'd be great. Yeah.

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Look, the land is a little pricey,
so I couldn't develop it right away,

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but once I sell the Ferrigno estate,

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I figured out I could at least
put a down payment on it

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and still have enough money left over
for the reception in Santa Barbara.

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What are you talking about?
What reception?

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Zooey, I know it's only been
eight months,

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but I am so madly, insanely,
ridiculously in love with you.

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Will you marry me?

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Yes! it just happened
two minutes ago, Hailey.

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- Can you believe it?
- No, I can't. It's amazing.

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Oh, my God.
I've been on like 10 million dates,

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and you end up marrying
some totally awesome guy

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who randomly walks into our store?

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It's so cute. She doesn't know
she's on speakerphone.

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You do not know how lucky you are.

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It is impossible
to find a good guy in this city.

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- I know.
- I thought we were connecting.

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- Oh, my God. Really?
- Kind of.

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I'm sorry, but not really.

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- Hey, will you conference in Denise?
- Oh, my God! You called me first?

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- Oh, God.
- Awesome. Yes. Hold on.

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Hi.

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- I love that piece of land. it's perfect.
- I'm glad.

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I mean, I know the neighborhood's
a little, you know...

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Oh, my God, Zo! I cannot
fucking believe you didn't call me first!

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You are such a freak.
Hailey's first on my speed dial.

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No, no, no, I'm totally kidding.
I'm so psyched for you.

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I feel like I'm gonna puke right now.

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Oh, my God, hold on.

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Barry hates when I'm in the house
during his poker night.

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Would you give me a second,
you fat douche?

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Get out. Get out of the fucking house...

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- Zooey just got engaged!
- To who?

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- "To who," are you joking? To Peter.
- To who? To me.

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- I don't know Peter.
- I've met the guy like 20 times.

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- You've met him like 20 times.
- I don't know Peter.

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- You don't know Peter?
- I have no idea who that is.

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Okay, we've been on like 20 dates
with him.

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- You don't know him?
- I've never met Peter.

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You are such an asshole.

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Sorry, Zo. Have you set a date?

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Yes. June 30th in Santa Barbara.

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Peter already booked the place
we went for that long weekend.

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So romantic.

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Oh, my God. He is so romantic.

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That's the place where you guys
fucked for the first time, right?

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No.

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No, no, no,
that was the hot tub in Mexico.

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That's right.
Santa Barbara was just oral.

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- Yeah.
- You guys.

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That's right. The hot tub, yeah.

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It was Mexico. You had your period in
Santa Barbara and you wanted to wait.

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God, you're so old-fashioned, Zooey.

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- You told them about the hot tub?
- Maybe.

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- Wow. So, June 30th?
- Yeah, I know. it's soon, but...

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Who cares? Peter's a doll,

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and he goes down on you
like six times a week.

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- What are you waiting for?
- Wow.

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Marry him. Don't wait.

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Lock that tongue down, girl.

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Yeah. it's gonna be great.

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All right, you guys, I'll call you later.
Love you.

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It is beautiful. it's totally understated,
and it's just... it's perfect.

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I know! No, he's the best. I feel so lucky.

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All right. All right, Debbie.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.

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Honey!
I've been totally hogging the phone.

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- Who do you wanna call?
- I'm okay.

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My parents are probably asleep,
so I'll just talk to them tomorrow.

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You don't wanna tell
any of your friends?

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I'll make some calls this weekend.

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Really?
Well, what about that guy, Tevin?

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You talk to him
like 20 times a day, right?

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Well, yeah.
He works two cubicles away from me.

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I'll see him Monday morning.

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Or what's his name?
The one that you fence with.

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- Gil?
- Gil.

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Gil. Gilliam.

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No, he's not really a "call right away"
kind of friend.

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Toasting.

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- Hi! Hi.
- Hi.

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- Congratulations.
- Thanks, Mom.

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- Excellent meat.
- So good.

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- This is delicious. Thank you so much.
- Really is, Mom.

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Thank you.

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But did Peter have any good friends
growing up?

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I honestly don't remember any.

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All right, look, Zooey,
just to clarify here,

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my dad worked for IBM,
so we moved a lot when I was a kid.

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Robbie always managed to have friends.

100
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Of course, he probably wanted
to suck their dicks, but...

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Oswald!

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No, Mom, it's cool. I totally did.

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But he doesn't have to use
that kind of language.

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- Indeed.
- Why?

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My son is a gay man,
and I embrace his lifestyle.

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It's true. Dad loves the gays.

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I actually made him
an honorary homo last month.

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The point is, Zooey, Peter always
connected better with women.

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You know, I can see that
because he's a great boyfriend.

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Thank you, fiancée.

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Also, you gotta understand, Zooey.

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Peter matured sexually
at a very early age.

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I remember taking him swimming
when he was 12 years old.

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Kid had a bush
like a 40-year-old Serbian.

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Come on. Okay.
Dad, please, stop talking.

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- Good to know.
- Nice.

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Come on. He had a Speedo full of Brillo.
Be proud.

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God.

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Who invited the stand-up comedian
over here?

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Zooey, here's the deal.
Peter's always been a "girlfriend guy."

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He put all his focus and energy
into his relationships,

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and all his dude friends
just fell by the wayside.

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Zooey, don't listen to him, all right?
I mean, we're eight years apart.

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Barely grew up together
in the same house.

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This is ridiculous.
Why is it weird that I had girlfriends?

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Nothing. We're just saying
you never really had a best friend, is all.

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- Well, who's your best friend?
- I have two.

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Hank Mardukas has been
my closest friend

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since our first year at IBM.

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- Best man at our wedding. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, he was.

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Talk to him two, three times a week
on the phone for 30 years now.

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And then there's Robbie.

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What's up?

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- Robbie is your other best friend?
- Correct. And Hank Mardukas.

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What the shit is he looking at?

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Davis Dunn Realty,
how may I direct your call? Please hold.

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Hold, please. Put him through to Tevin.

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It's very close to downtown.
How close do you wanna be?

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Thank you, sweetheart.

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I can't get you that close.
'Cause the schools are terrible.

141
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The skyscrapers were all lit up.
I got down on one knee.

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She was totally surprised.

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Well, I'm jealous, Peter,
'cause you never gave me a shot.

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But you're gonna
make the best husband.

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Stop it. Stop.
All right, you can continue now.

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Morning, Trayce.

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- Hey, Tevin.
- Hey, man.

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What's so funny?

149
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One of the guys
in my fantasy football league

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just sent me a QuickTime.

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It's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.

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What's that?

153
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It's one of those vibrating saddles

154
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that women sit on to give them,
like, super intense orgasms.

155
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Check it out.

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- Damn!
- How sick is that?

157
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It's very. That's very sick.

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So awesome.

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Hey. So, what up, dog?
How's that Ferrigno dealio coming?

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It's coming good. Yeah. I'm getting
ready to show in a couple of weeks.

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Great.
Dude, I'm just gonna throw this out there

162
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because it's a big piece of house.

163
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,583
If you want a copilot on this,
I'd be happy to team up with you.

164
00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,962
No, I know. I feel like I wanna
give myself the challenge

165
00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,505
- and just see how it goes...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

166
00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,840
- I appreciate the offer.
- No sweat.

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00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,385
Hey, anyway, you know,
my girlfriend and I...

168
00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:17,097
Well, we had this very special evening
planned, and I...

169
00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:21,226
She's a squirter! She's squirting!
Peter, we got a squirter!

170
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,813
Old Faithful!

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Hello, fiancée.

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Hey, baby. I totally forgot.
It's my turn to host ladies' night.

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No prob.
I have fencing practice, anyway.

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I'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys
afterward. Hit them with the big news.

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- Great! I gotta go. Love you.
- I love you, too.

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Peter! Peter!

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I'm sending it to you.

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- No. I don't want it.
- You got it.

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God!

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Wait a minute, I didn't even click...
How does it... I didn't even click it on.

181
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She's got a bush like a porcupine.

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I don't wanna know anything
about her bush. Hi, Lynette.

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00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,232
- Suck it!
- Good bout, Gil. Sweet bout!

184
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,735
Good job.

185
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,071
Wow. Way to go, buddy.

186
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,700
- Great bout.
- Fuck off!

187
00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:23,872
Bro, really sorry I lost my shit out there.

188
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,790
I just did not see that
In Quartata coming.

189
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:26,958
Hey, man, don't worry.

190
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,918
You know, you came in
with a pretty sweet glissade.

191
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,379
Anybody seen my manchette?

192
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,632
Did you look under your plastron,
dick wicker?

193
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,176
- Fuck you, Larry!
- Fuck you, Eugene.

194
00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,470
- Classic.
- Thank you, Larry.

195
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,142
Hey, so you guys want to,
like, get some grub

196
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,347
or grab a beer or something?

197
00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:47,979
We're actually heading up
to Joshua Tree tonight.

198
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,689
Oh, yeah? What's going on up there?

199
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,232
We're just doing this thing
for Eugene, you know.

200
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:55,278
Kind of a bachelor party/camping trip
kind of thing, you know.

201
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,542
I didn't even know
you were getting married.

202
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,409
Yeah. Taking the leap next Sunday.

203
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,703
- Great.
- Dirty little slut.

204
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,164
He's gonna lose his virginity finally.

205
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:08,333
I've fucked my girlfriend. He's kidding.

206
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:12,837
Right on! Very cool.
Very, very cool. That's cool.

207
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,508
I would've invited you, man.
I just didn't think that you'd be into it.

208
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,677
You never really come out with us
after practice and stuff.

209
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,012
Oh, no, dude... Don't even.

210
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:24,599
It's so fine. Really.
Thanks, though. Thank you, but...

211
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:28,186
You know, it's funny, actually.
I just got engaged myself.

212
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:31,272
- Wow. That's awesome.
- You did? Congratulations.

213
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,941
- Mazel tov.
- That's great.

214
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,693
Good luck with that.

215
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,612
- Thank you. And you, too.
- Thanks.

216
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,280
Yeah.

217
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,283
All right, well,
we should probably hit the road.

218
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,368
- Traffic.
- Yes.

219
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:44,703
- Have a blast.
- Shotgun.

220
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,287
- We'll be back on Wednesday, right?
- Yeah.

221
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,623
Play a U2 record while you're there.

222
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,626
- Good. 'Cause of Joshua Tree.
- That's right.

223
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,134
It's hilarious, know what I mean?

224
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,515
No, I'm serious.
You know what my favorite nights are?

225
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:08,226
Hanging out with you girls,
and I can do that guilt-free

226
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,103
because Barry loves hanging out
with his friends, too.

227
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,355
I mean, every weekend,
there's a golf getaway,

228
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,232
a ski trip, a weekend in Vegas.

229
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,901
Wait, Vegas? You're not worried
he's gonna cheat on you?

230
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,822
He's 40 pounds overweight
with a Jewfro and a small dick.

231
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,741
Look, I love the guy to death,
but I'm far and away

232
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,242
the best-looking woman
he's ever gonna get,

233
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,827
and I'm only a 7, so, come on.

234
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,162
Oh, my God. You're not a 7.

235
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,717
Peter's not a freakazoid.

236
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,802
I don't know, Zo.
I mean, I think this is kind of serious.

237
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,430
A guy without friends
can be really clingy.

238
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:47,849
Like, my brother-in-law
drives my sister crazy.

239
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,893
He's always like,
"When are you gonna be home?"

240
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,644
"Where're you going?
Can I come with you?"

241
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,480
"But nothing's on TV.
What am I gonna do?"

242
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,774
- That's... No, come on. What the...
- "Be home before midnight."

243
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,401
Peter's not like that. Please.
He's just not like that.

244
00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,652
Well, just wait.

245
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,238
But anyway, you've got six bridesmaids
and a maid of honor.

246
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,491
It's gonna be a little weird
if we're walking down the aisle alone.

247
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,242
- Yeah, I know.
- He's great.

248
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,703
- So who's gonna be his best man?
- I have no idea.

249
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,790
I honestly think that his best friend
is his mom.

250
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,626
- Terrible.
- No, no, no. Not like that.

251
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:18,922
Peter?

252
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,884
Honey?

253
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,306
Hey!

254
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,350
- Hey!
- Hey!

255
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,062
I made you guys some root beer floats.

256
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,190
Peter, are those chocolate straws?

257
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:40,318
Yeah. Pirouettes. Pepperidge Farm.

258
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,154
Thank you so much for the floats, baby.
That was so sweet.

259
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,239
My pleasure. Enjoy.

260
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,325
- Hey, congratulations on the wedding.
- Congratulations!

261
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,830
I know. it's so exciting.
I feel so grown-up.

262
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,249
- All right, sir.
- Okay, ma'am.

263
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,417
Okay.

264
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,045
Shit! Do you think he heard us?

265
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,339
- No.
- No way.

266
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,258
I gotta get some fucking friends.

267
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,721
This is cool.
You're coming to me for help.

268
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,057
Well, the good news is
not only do I know men,

269
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,518
but straight guys are my specialty.

270
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,769
What does that mean?

271
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,022
I get bored pursuing gays.
I like to give myself more of a challenge.

272
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,567
- Yeah!
- Excuse me one second.

273
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,694
There you go, brother.
Dig deep, come on.

274
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:25,613
Push that shit out. Look at me,
I'm pinkies. I'm barely touching it.

275
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,868
You're clear. Locked it in, dude.
Nice job. Nice lift.

276
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,870
- Thanks, man.
- You're welcome.

277
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,080
All right, I'll see you around.

278
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,665
I hope so.

279
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,883
- That guy was totally flirting with you.
- I told you.

280
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,552
And did you see his wedding ring?
Straight as an arrow.

281
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,637
I'm telling you, hooking up is easy.

282
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,639
Meeting platonic male friends,
not so much.

283
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,725
So, what do I do?
I mean, how do I meet friends?

284
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,351
It's such a weird concept.

285
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,521
Well, I can do some recon
around the gym,

286
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,440
but you're gonna have to be
aggressive about this, man.

287
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,567
- Yeah, yeah.
- Use the internet to meet guys.

288
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,027
Get Mom to fix you up.

289
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,404
I mean, if you see a cool-looking guy,
strike up a conversation

290
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,406
- and ask him on a man-date.
- A what?

291
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,074
- A man-date.
- Okay.

292
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,367
- You know what I mean?
- No.

293
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,746
By that, I mean a casual lunch
or after-work drinks, okay?

294
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,372
No dinner and no movies.

295
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,738
You're not taking these boys
to see The Devil Wears Prada.

296
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,919
God, I love that movie.

297
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,921
No, I won't. I got you.
I know what you mean.

298
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,423
This is really exciting.
We're gonna find you some friends.

299
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,677
- So I'm gonna... What do I do?
- You don't play much?

300
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,222
- I used to play a lot of Hearts in college.
- This is the same thing.

301
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,059
I don't even know why he called.
This guy hasn't even played poker.

302
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,561
I don't know.
I don't know, but it's Zooey's fiancé,

303
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,126
so just shut the fuck up and be nice.

304
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,690
Well, if I do this, we have sex
with the lights on when you get home.

305
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,234
- Really?
- Yeah. Like in Jamaica.

306
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,571
- Fine.
- All night long.

307
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,074
- Fine. Love you.
- All right.

308
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:55,870
My brother's a great guy, you know?
I mean, he's smart, he's...

309
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,872
Well, actually,
I don't know him that well,

310
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,542
but I'll give you five free sessions
if you take him out.

311
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,211
Go Beckham!

312
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,799
So glad Robbie hooked this up.
This is awesome! This is awesome!

313
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,677
- Me, too. This is really...
- Isn't this great, man? I love soccer!

314
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:17,642
Here we go, Galaxy! Here we go!

315
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,602
Come on, Peter, stand up. Here we go...

316
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,853
Shut the fuck up!

317
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,230
All right, now people are really upset.

318
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,514
- You shut up!
- No, you shut up!

319
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,400
- You shut up!
- Hey, watch the game!

320
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:29,320
Honey, he just moved to LA.
He barely knows anyone.

321
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,822
He's an architect.

322
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:33,616
His mother says
he's so excited to meet you.

323
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,119
Robbie told me not to have dinner
with any of these guys.

324
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:39,580
Your brother's a crazy person.
One dinner won't kill you.

325
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,583
- Doug?
- Peter?

326
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,419
- Hey.
- Hey.

327
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,590
- So you just moved here, huh?
- I did. Pretty recently.

328
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:53,594
A couple of weeks.
Fresh off the boat from Chicago.

329
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,304
Chi-Town.

330
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,931
- Windy City.
- Oh, yeah.

331
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,143
Da Bears.

332
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,187
Those sports guys.

333
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:07,692
You know what else, the other old
Saturday Night Live one I love? The...

334
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,820
What's the one Dana Carvey does
with the old lady who's like...

335
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,196
- Church Lady?
- Yes! Yes!

336
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:17,201
"Isn't that special?"

337
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,746
That sounded
kind of more leprechaun-y.

338
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,706
- It did?
- It did a little. Like a leprechaun.

339
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,254
Nice to meet you, too, Mel Stein.

340
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,299
The picture's from
a couple of years back.

341
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:37,805
Have a seat. I'm so happy
to meet you in person, you know.

342
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:42,143
Me, too. How long have you been
using the internet?

343
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,229
Three or four years.

344
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,857
I didn't know anything about it
until a couple of years ago.

345
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,901
- You're good at it now.
- Thank you.

346
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,904
- And the big dog!
- There it is!

347
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,197
Let me ask you guys.
Let me ask you guys.

348
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,699
Beatles, Stones. On a count of three.

349
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,409
- One, two, three. Beatles.
- All in.

350
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,994
- Fuck you.
- I don't care.

351
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,080
- All in.
- You're an idiot.

352
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,247
That's you, pal.

353
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,333
I will call in.

354
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,617
- Too much for me.
- You're in.

355
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,107
- Anybody else? Just me and you?
- Yeah.

356
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,755
That's it? Pot right? Trip queens.

357
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,841
- Nice.
- Three ladies. Three ladies.

358
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,676
- Nice hand.
- Finally. Fucking finally.

359
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,012
- Wait, let's see what he's got.
- Yeah, let's see what he's got.

360
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,099
I have nothing. I have five spades.

361
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,351
- That's a flush.
- Yes, one, two, three...

362
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,852
Flush!

363
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,104
He's a fucking asshole.

364
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,438
- Relax.
- I'm not gonna relax.

365
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,650
- What?
- I said you're an asshole, Peter.

366
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,026
Don't take it too seriously.

367
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,071
What are you staying in
with seven deuce suited?

368
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:39,325
With a fucking rainbow rag flop!
Take the fucking chips. I'm buying in.

369
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,827
- I'm sorry...
- Just give me some more chips.

370
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,328
I didn't know it was a rainbow.

371
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,133
- Is the wine treating you well?
- It opened up beautifully. Thank you.

372
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,041
- Excellent.
- Come on.

373
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,129
- Hot. Hot.
- Oh, my God.

374
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,422
- She's so hot.
- She's smoking.

375
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,509
All right, Pete,
you done a boat race, right?

376
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,010
- No.
- Just drink the fucking beer,

377
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,971
- and you'll get the hang of it.
- I've got it. I will...

378
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,556
Doesn't matter who's winning.

379
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,640
It comes down to you and me.

380
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,142
- It's gonna be anchors.
- We're the anchors.

381
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,226
- Let's boat... Let's boat race! Race it up!
- Ain't no luck in boat racing.

382
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,814
One! Two! Three! Go!

383
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,733
Come on, Pete! it's all you, Peter!

384
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,277
Go, go, go!

385
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,489
Take him down!

386
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,992
- One more time!
- Let's go!

387
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,748
Come on! Go, Barry!

388
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,876
- Barry! Damn it, Barry!
- Fuck!

389
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,589
Yes! In your face! In your...

390
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,300
Holy shit!

391
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,846
- I'm sorry.
- Get out of my house.

392
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,932
- I'm so sorry.
- Just get out of my fucking house.

393
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,602
- I'm sorry.
- This is not cool! Get the fuck out!

394
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,523
I gotta tell you, Doug,
I really enjoyed this.

395
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,275
You know, I've been out
with so many jerks recently.

396
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,195
It's nice to meet somebody
I can have an actual conversation with.

397
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,696
- Let's do it again.
- I'd love to.

398
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,533
Okay. Tomorrow night. Matsuhisa, 8:00.

399
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,286
- I will see you there, sir.
- Awesome.

400
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,473
You've been so busy.

401
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,392
I've hardly seen you
these past couple weeks.

402
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,354
I know. I've been crazy at work.

403
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,606
I'm happy to see you now.

404
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,865
- Have you been kissing someone?
- No.

405
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,287
Peter, your mouth tastes like an ashtray.

406
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:54,001
Yes. I went to dinner with this guy,
and he kissed me.

407
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,963
What the fuck are you talking about?

408
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,548
My mom set me up with this guy,

409
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,759
and he thought I was gay,
and it was just...

410
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,427
it was a whole misunderstanding.

411
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,304
- Your mom set you up with a guy?
- Yeah.

412
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,098
You told me you were going to dinner
with a client.

413
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,475
- No.
- What the hell is going on?

414
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,103
Look, I overheard you
talking to the other girls

415
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,021
on your girls' night and...

416
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,147
I knew it.

417
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:18,192
Look, I know that you're stressed out
that I don't have any close friends,

418
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,778
so I've been trying to meet someone.

419
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,824
Right, you've been...
Okay, so that explains a lot.

420
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,910
I thought it was so weird
that you wanted to hang out with Barry.

421
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,621
- Yeah, exactly. That guy's a dick.
- Yeah.

422
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,957
- I threw up in his face.
- Yeah, I know. Denise told me.

423
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,293
- I threw up in his... A lot.
- Yeah.

424
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,503
- Projectiled.
- Yeah.

425
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:40,006
- That's a real thing.
- Yeah.

426
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,133
Well, I don't think I'm gonna
meet anybody by June 30th,

427
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,261
so our wedding party's
gonna be a little uneven.

428
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,889
Peter, I don't care.
I just want you to be happy

429
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,642
and to stop kissing strange men.

430
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,483
Wow, it's really smoky in there.

431
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,277
Yeah, he got up in there.

432
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,903
- Tongue?
- Oh, yeah.

433
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,908
You wouldn't mind brushing your teeth,
would you?

434
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,825
No. I've already done it
a couple of times.

435
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,827
I'll do the mouthwash again.

436
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:14,206
- There's some Tom's in the top cabinet.
- No, I gotta go with chemicals on this.

437
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,251
- I love you.
- I love you, too. I might use Comet.

438
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,068
It's a pleasure to meet you.

439
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,195
I live down there.

440
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,322
I like it. I'm liking it.

441
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:47,948
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

442
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,533
It's a good space, you know?
It's a good vibe.

443
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,160
- Yeah? Terrific.
- Yeah.

444
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,788
Well, when the Santa Anas
come through, it is majestic.

445
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:54,872
- Thanks.
- I'm excited.

446
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,077
- We'll let you know.
- Okay.

447
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,124
Thank you.

448
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,212
- Hello.
- Hi.

449
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,296
- If you need any help, just let me know.
- Thanks.

450
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,465
Sure.

451
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,558
Thank you for eating.

452
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,185
- I'm the first one, huh?
- Yeah.

453
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:19,271
I never understood why people
are so afraid to eat at an open house.

454
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,648
I know.

455
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:22,733
Why's Ferrigno selling?

456
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,610
He bought a place in Jackson Hole.

457
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,612
Yeah, I think he's tired
of the Hollywood grind.

458
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:27,738
Right.

459
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,699
You know, I've always wanted a pad
with a giant Lou Ferrigno statue,

460
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,910
so I think I've found it.

461
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,162
He's got one.

462
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,332
You're wasting your time
with that couple. Just FYI.

463
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,376
Why do you say that?

464
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:43,170
I saw the guy pull in.
He's driving a Saab 9.3,

465
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,590
which, I'm not a snob, it's a great car,
but it costs $30,000.

466
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,969
This house must be,
what, 4, $4.2 million?

467
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,762
Doesn't quite compute, right?

468
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,099
Well, I hope that's not the case.
He told me he was gonna make an offer.

469
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:58,519
I think he's trying to impress that girl
he hasn't slept with yet.

470
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,271
- The feng shui.
- Yeah.

471
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,107
How do you know that?

472
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,193
Well, it's body language, you know?

473
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:07,862
Look, that guy needs to fart.

474
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,905
It's pretty clear,
but he doesn't know her well enough

475
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,590
to do it in front of her,
so I assume they haven't slept together.

476
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:16,078
- I like it. You okay?
- Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm good.

477
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,873
- He does seem to be clenching.
- Yeah, he doesn't wanna fart.

478
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:23,377
Watch. When he gets enough space,
he's gonna let one rip, I guarantee you.

479
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,463
That's a good move.

480
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,798
"Hey, go check out the kitchen, honey.
I'll meet you in there."

481
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,009
- Okay. Yeah.
- Now watch.

482
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,971
He's making his move slowly.
Slowly but surely. Watch the leg.

483
00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:37,475
Wait for it. Wait for it. Fart.

484
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,810
- Boom. That's a fart, motherfucker.
- Oh, my God.

485
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,479
- That's a fucking fart.
- Oh, my God!

486
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,982
Look at him crop-dusting across
your open house. it's a disgrace.

487
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:48,235
- He farted in my open house.
- He sure did.

488
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:50,404
You know what, guy?

489
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,741
I like it, but I'm thinking
it might be a little bit small.

490
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,202
Totally, and it smells like fart.

491
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,536
- What?
- Never mind.

492
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,038
Let's take off, baby. Come on.

493
00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:01,999
Roll down the windows
in that car, sweetheart.

494
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,084
You called that.
That was like a play-by-play.

495
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,449
That's amazing. You called that!

496
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,671
- Yeah. Well, I know my farts.
- Unbelievable.

497
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,424
Well, listen, just full disclosure.

498
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,594
I have no interest in buying this house.

499
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,095
Well, then why are you here?

500
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:18,098
To eat your free food
and to try to meet a divorcée.

501
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,558
- Are you serious?
- I am.

502
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,019
Yeah. I've found
that at the classy open houses,

503
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:24,563
the spread is usually pretty decent,

504
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:28,817
and there's a beautiful bevy of attractive
and newly-single women.

505
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:33,322
I don't know what to say.
Thank you for your honesty.

506
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,284
Thank you for the sun-dried tomato aioli,
because it's a revelation.

507
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,329
- Wow. Hey, thanks for noticing.
- Yeah.

508
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,331
All right,
I'm gonna take this panini for the road.

509
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:45,376
There's an open house in Bel Air that
promises to be replete with cougars.

510
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,461
- You don't wanna miss that.
- No, sir.

511
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,588
- It was nice to meet you. Yeah.
- You, too.

512
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,757
Hey, you know what, here,
let me give you my business card.

513
00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:53,402
- All right.
- Ln case you're looking for,

514
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,635
you know, a new home or anything.

515
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,805
I actually specialize in smaller houses,
bungalows, that kind of thing.

516
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,975
- Lovely. Let me give you mine, as well.
- Okay.

517
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,727
- "Sydney Fife."
- That is my name.

518
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:04,853
There you go.

519
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,814
Well, thank you
for the great open house.

520
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,649
- My plezh. Okay.
- All right.

521
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,360
- Nice to meet you.
- You, too, Sydney.

522
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:17,575
Hello.

523
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,704
I can't just call him.

524
00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,038
Why are you being such a chickenshit?

525
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,374
He gave you his card.
It's an open invitation.

526
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,792
Engage your core.

527
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:29,086
It's beach season. it's beach season.

528
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,463
I hate this.
There's no rules for male friendships.

529
00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,757
What are you freaking out about?
You went out with those other guys.

530
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,261
- I'm really nervous about this one.
- 'Cause you really like him.

531
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:41,307
All right, buddy, great set.
Take five, I'll come rub you down.

532
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,934
Look, if he does call,
no more dinners, okay?

533
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,312
- It's sending the wrong message.
- I know, I know.

534
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:50,399
Hey, Peter! I got an extra ticket
to the Galaxy game tonight!

535
00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:55,321
You know what? Thanks, man,
I'm sorry, I can't. I got a function.

536
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:59,325
I got season ticks.
I'll get you on the flip side. Here we go.

537
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,702
Hey, thanks a lot
for hooking me up with Elmo over there.

538
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,288
- That was a blast.
- What? That guy's cool.

539
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:06,457
Here we go. Here we go.
Come on, push it out.

540
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:09,543
Everything you got! Everything you got!
Everything you got!

541
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,680
Yeah.

542
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,515
Just to...

543
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,145
Hey... Pathetic.

544
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,065
Sydney, how you doing?
It's Peter Klaven.

545
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,485
Hey, Sydney, it's Peter Klaven.
We met at the open house last week.

546
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:38,405
Get some guts, would you?
I got some cheese. Give me a break.

547
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,200
No. Oh, my God.

548
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,747
- Hey, Peter.
- Hey, Carolyn.

549
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:52,294
Sorry.

550
00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,838
Fife. You know what to do.

551
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:58,509
Hey, Peter. it's Sydney Klaven.
No, that's not right.

552
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,639
Sydney, it's Peter Klaven.

553
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:07,267
I met you last week at an open house,

554
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:11,939
and I had a showing and...

555
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:18,278
Anyway, I was wondering
if you ever wanted to get together

556
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:23,701
and talk about real estate and whatnot.
Or whatnot. And...

557
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,577
- Hey, sugar.
- Hey.

558
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:34,002
I'm sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say.
What was I saying?

559
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:39,967
Yes, the open house and we met...
Anyway, no rush.

560
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:44,763
You call me back
whenever you get a mo. Get a moment.

561
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:48,767
And we will talk when I talk to you.

562
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,229
All right.
Hope you're having a great day.

563
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,856
Okay. Bye, now.

564
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:04,992
Fuck.

565
00:29:06,786 --> 00:29:10,164
I'm fine with a little mercury poisoning
as long as it means I get to eat raw fish,

566
00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:11,915
'cause I love it so much.

567
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,209
My doctor said it's really bad
if you're trying to get pregnant.

568
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,836
I heard that.

569
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,255
Which Barry and I are doing.

570
00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:21,508
Oh, my God, that's so exciting!

571
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,260
- I'm sorry.
- What?

572
00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,929
I'm sorry.
I just pictured you and Barry having sex.

573
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:28,182
And he's so big and you're so tiny,
and I just...

574
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,851
- Hailey...
- Like, I totally imagined Barry just like...

575
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:31,935
Okay, hold on, wait.

576
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,395
Why are you even imagining us
doing it anyway?

577
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,814
- I'm seeing it again.
- Well, stop! Stop! Cut it!

578
00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,191
No, I love Barry.

579
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:38,567
- Hey!
- Hey!

580
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,486
- Hey! Hey!
- Hi!

581
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:41,945
- Hi!
- What are you doing here?

582
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:45,282
I just had a meeting downtown
with the owners of the development site,

583
00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:47,868
so thought I'd stop in
and say hi on my way back to the office.

584
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:50,329
So, Peter,
how's your little manhunt coming?

585
00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:52,581
Really, you told them? Shocking.

586
00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:54,065
Well, I mean, Barry and his friends

587
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,001
said they had a great time with you
the other night.

588
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,628
- Seriously?
- No.

589
00:29:57,712 --> 00:30:00,047
Well, I just...
I don't drink that much and they pound.

590
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:01,215
They were pounding drinks.

591
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,800
Yeah, you're not used to drinking
that much.

592
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,010
Excuse me just a second.

593
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:08,555
Peter Klaven.

594
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:13,894
Excuse me just one...
Hey, Sydney. How are you?

595
00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:15,479
Ls that a man or a woman?

596
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,564
I don't know. I've never heard of Sydney.

597
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:22,653
I could be in Venice by 5:00, yeah.
I can do that.

598
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,822
It's a man-date. it's a man-date.
This is a man-date.

599
00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:27,407
James' Beach Bar and Grill.

600
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:30,285
I look forward to it. Sounds great.

601
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,789
All right. I'll see you in a jiff.

602
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,331
- "See you in a jiff"?
- I don't know why I said that.

603
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:41,004
I've never said that expression before in
my life. I just said, "See you in a jiff."

604
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,674
Honey, you're all flustered.
Who was that?

605
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,843
It was just this guy
that I met at my open house.

606
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,887
- Sydney something or other.
- Sydney. I like it.

607
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:52,891
- Oh, my God. Peter's got a boyfriend.
- And I don't.

608
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,518
Oh, God, why does everything
have to be about you?

609
00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:55,602
Because I'm single.

610
00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:13,078
I'm meeting him right now.

611
00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:15,330
Dude, no dinner.
He'll get the wrong idea.

612
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,875
You don't wanna get another
tongue-fucking at the valet stand.

613
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,877
Yes, Robbie, I promise. No dinner.

614
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,713
Dude, I'm pumped about this.
Call me when you get home.

615
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:23,964
Yeah!

616
00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:26,133
Thank you, bro.

617
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,138
All right, so you break it off
with your ex-girlfriend...

618
00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:33,181
Yeah, and I met Zooey
the very next day.

619
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,475
Man, no laj between the vag?

620
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:39,813
- What does that mean?
- No lag time between vaginae.

621
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:41,690
Yeah, no. I don't...

622
00:31:41,774 --> 00:31:44,401
I mean, I didn't plan for it
to be like that, you know,

623
00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,820
with no laj, but it just happened.

624
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,114
All right. How's the sex?

625
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:52,367
That's a little private, wouldn't you say?

626
00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:55,370
Look, it's something we think about
on a second-to-second basis,

627
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:58,749
and yet we're not supposed
to talk about it? Why?

628
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,542
Well...

629
00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:05,339
I guess no one's ever really asked me
before, but it's good. Sex is good.

630
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,382
- Oh, boy.
- What, "Oh, boy"?

631
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,051
Well, your voice went up
when you said that.

632
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,385
So?

633
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,263
It means you weren't
being entirely truthful.

634
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:17,726
Look, I don't know this girl,
so you can talk to me. What's the deal?

635
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:24,191
I don't know, I guess maybe sometimes
I wish that she enjoyed, you know...

636
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:27,694
- Getting it in the tush?
- No. No, no, no.

637
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,905
- That's my bad.
- Oral sex.

638
00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:33,617
She doesn't like to put it in the mouth?

639
00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:39,164
I can't believe I'm telling you this.
I don't even know you. Forget it. Look.

640
00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:42,125
Zooey's awesome,
and we have a great sex life.

641
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,753
We really do. I can't...
I don't even know why I said that.

642
00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:48,882
Because you're speaking honestly,
all right? Relax.

643
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,551
And what about you?

644
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,971
- You ever been married?
- No.

645
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,223
For what I'm looking for,
divorcées are perfect, you know?

646
00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:59,267
They don't want anything serious,
and neither do I.

647
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:02,187
Well, hey, man.
You know, if it works for you.

648
00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,272
Believe me, Pistol, it is the best.

649
00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,400
- "Pistol"?
- Yeah. Pistol.

650
00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:10,696
- Because you're Pete. So Pistol Pete.
- Pistol Pete.

651
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,824
Excuse me,
you guys finishing up here soon?

652
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,410
No, sorry, chief,
we're actually staying for dinner.

653
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:19,162
No, actually, I already have
a dinner plan with my fiancée.

654
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:22,457
No, dude, this place
has the best fish tacos in the world.

655
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:26,336
Literally. Ranked.
You gotta have one or two.

656
00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,507
It's the pico de gallo, man.
Just use your hands.

657
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,592
We're barbarians after all, men.

658
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:36,179
Every once in a while,
I go down to the Boardwalk

659
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:39,307
and I just throw my own feces
like a gorilla.

660
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,233
You all right?

661
00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:51,017
How can you disagree with me on this?
I mean, look, my...

662
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,738
it's bad for the whole world.

663
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,198
My lease is gonna be up and I think...

664
00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,701
- Are you talking about hybrid cars?
- Yes. Yes.

665
00:33:57,785 --> 00:34:00,162
I thought you were talking
about hybrid animals.

666
00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:01,621
- Hybrid animals?
- Yeah.

667
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,373
What the fuck is a hybrid animal?

668
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,877
It took Andre the Giant a barrel of beer
to get drunk, sometimes two.

669
00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:10,213
- "Hello, pretty lady."
- "Anybody want a peanut?"

670
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:13,564
Should we get a third order
of fish tacos?

671
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:17,179
Hands down,
best fish taco I've ever had in my life.

672
00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:18,889
God, those tortillas were incredible.

673
00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:22,225
Yeah, they make them in-house.
It sets up the flavor for the whole dish.

674
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:23,393
You know what?
I just realized something.

675
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:26,646
I never even asked you
if you were interested in buying a house.

676
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,107
No. No, why would I be?

677
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,377
Well, it's just when you called me back,

678
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,612
I didn't know if you wanted
to talk about real estate or not.

679
00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:34,905
You just seemed like a good dude.

680
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:38,241
I thought I'd see if you wanted
to grab a beer. That's all.

681
00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:39,785
I'm glad you called.

682
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:43,288
- You get home safe, Pistol.
- You got it, Joban.

683
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,957
I'm sorry, what?

684
00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:48,835
Nothing.

685
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,421
- No, what'd you say?
- I don't know.

686
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:56,051
You... You nicknamed me Pistol,
and I just called you Joban.

687
00:34:56,469 --> 00:35:00,806
It means nothing. I don't...
I'm drunk. I'm gonna call a cab.

688
00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:04,226
All right, man.
You have my number, yeah?

689
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,978
I got you stored in my iPhin.

690
00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:10,857
- All right. if you need me, call, okay?
- Man, I'm golden.

691
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,610
- Yeah. All right, man.
- All right, bud.

692
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,197
Have a good night.

693
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:25,747
I don't know the number for a taxi.

694
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,880
- Hi, baby.
- Hey.

695
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,466
- Did you have a good time?
- Yeah, we did. Yeah.

696
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,803
Sydney's a cool guy. Got kind of drunk.

697
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:43,140
- Really?
- Yeah, I had to take a cab home.

698
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,809
- Really? Did you...
- Throw up in his face?

699
00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:46,977
- Yeah.
- No.

700
00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:48,270
- Good.
- So that's good.

701
00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:50,981
That's good. So is he your best man?

702
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:55,068
It's way too early to tell,
but it's very sweet of you to ask.

703
00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:57,650
Go back to sleep.
I'll be in, in a second, all right?

704
00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,322
I just wanna see
if I got any hits on Ferrigno.

705
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:00,574
Okay.

706
00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:10,000
- Whoomp! There he is! There he is!
- Stop it. Stop it.

707
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,376
- Ass, ass and titties.
- Stop it. Fucking stop it.

708
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:14,921
- Fuck, I'm ticklish, Tevin.
- Okay. Uncle. Uncle.

709
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:17,591
Hey. How was the open hizzy?

710
00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,426
- The what?
- The open house.

711
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,052
The open house. it was great.

712
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:23,847
- Yeah? Did you flip that bitch yet?
- Yeah.

713
00:36:23,931 --> 00:36:26,141
No. I mean, I've had a few nibbles.
No bites.

714
00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:29,019
Nibbles? Me no likey nibbles.

715
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:31,980
- Peter, can I talk to you as a friend?
- Sure.

716
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:35,192
You're dealing with the house
of a major Hollywood celebrity,

717
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:38,695
Mr. Louis Ferrigno,
The Hulk from television.

718
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:40,864
Of course. I know that.

719
00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:42,240
How badly
do you wanna sell this house?

720
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,951
- I need to. You know, for...
- I know you need to.

721
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,369
You gotta do it the old-fashioned way.

722
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,955
You gotta network.
You gotta meet a lot of people.

723
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,458
You gotta get them some leave-behinds.

724
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:54,544
- I have brochures.
- Brochures are totally different, okay?

725
00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,880
- How?
- You see this picture right here?

726
00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:58,381
- Yeah.
- Do you know who took it?

727
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,175
- No.
- M. Night Shyamalan,

728
00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,636
the director of The Village.

729
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,096
- Okay.
- What's your bus-bench ad situation?

730
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:08,016
- I don't have any.
- What about urinal cakes?

731
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,560
- How about urinal cakes?
- Do you use them?

732
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:13,563
- When I pee.
- That's not what I'm talking about.

733
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:17,317
Go into any Olive Garden,
P. F. Chang's Chinese Bistro,

734
00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,736
T.G.I. Friday's, Fuddruckers.

735
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:23,990
What do they have in the bathroom?
Urinal cakes with my face on it.

736
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,742
Does it... I don't see how that would...

737
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:27,494
I've had people come up to me
on the streets and say,

738
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,037
"I know you from somewhere."

739
00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:31,081
"Yeah, you do.
You pissed on my face, friend."

740
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,583
I don't see how
having somebody piss on my face

741
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,086
is gonna be able to sell
Lou Ferrigno's house.

742
00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:40,799
Peter, you got the steak,
but I got the sizzle, my nizzle. Right?

743
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,968
Why don't we split the listing. Okay?

744
00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:46,638
Let me wet my beak on this action.
We'll both be winners.

745
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,641
I appreciate it, but I'd really like to try
and do this myself.

746
00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,811
Yeah. Absolutely.
I'm just putting on my friend hat here.

747
00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:55,897
- I appreciate it. All right.
- Whoomp! There he is!

748
00:37:57,233 --> 00:38:00,026
- Oh, jeez.
- Watch yourself, big girl.

749
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:16,126
- Fife.
- Hey, Sydney. it's the Pistol.

750
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,461
Who?

751
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:22,549
Peter Klaven from
the James' Beach thing the other night.

752
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:24,634
Hey, yeah, what's going on, man?

753
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,054
Yeah. Not much. I'm working like a dog.

754
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:32,058
But, you know, usual... The yoozh stuff.

755
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,645
I was just calling to say, hey,
I had a great time the other night.

756
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,898
Yeah, I had a nice time, man.
Those fish tacos are the tits.

757
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:42,485
Yeah, you know, if you ever wanna
grab lunch or something, nothing major.

758
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,112
Yeah. Actually, you know what?
I'm gonna take my puggle

759
00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:46,031
for a little jaunt
on the Venice Boardwalk.

760
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:49,367
- You should come meet me.
- All right. Yeah, great.

761
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,995
Cool. Why don't you meet me
at Muscle Beach at like,

762
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:54,289
- I don't know, in a half an hour?
- Muscle Beach, half an hour.

763
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:58,084
I will see you there,
or I will see you on another time.

764
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,046
That was very confusing.
I don't know if you're gonna come or not.

765
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:04,632
- No, I'll be there. I'll be there.
- All right, I'll see you then, buddy.

766
00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:07,594
All right. Laters on the menjay.

767
00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,850
What did I just say?

768
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,519
He's a cross
between a beagle and a pug.

769
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,773
- The most beautiful dog in the world.
- He's cute. What's his name?

770
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,191
Anwar Sadat,

771
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:24,361
after Anwar Sadat,
former president of Egypt.

772
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,030
Right.
Because you're a fan of his policies or...

773
00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:29,616
No, because they look exactly alike.

774
00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:36,039
Hey, so how's Ferrigno coming?
You got any offers yet?

775
00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,582
Not yet, no.

776
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:42,796
This guy that I work with, Tevin Downey,
he wants to share the listing with me.

777
00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,339
What? And split the commission?

778
00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:46,383
What about the land
you told me you wanted to buy?

779
00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:50,637
It would put a delay on that,
but I gotta sell the place, you know?

780
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,556
Tevin's a total cheeseball,
but he markets himself like crazy.

781
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:56,184
He's on bus-bench ads all over town.

782
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,728
You know,
he says the place is out of my league.

783
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,647
Hey, that is bullshit. All right?

784
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,900
That open house was understated.
It was classy and elegant.

785
00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:06,152
I've been to a million of those things
and nobody,

786
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,863
nobody puts out
rosemary flatbread paninis.

787
00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,408
Now hold on, my dog needs to shit.

788
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,693
Well, I'm trying to sell the place,
believe me, but...

789
00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:17,372
Hey, no, Pete.
Trying is having the intention to fail.

790
00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,749
You gotta scrap that word
from your vocab.

791
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,544
Say you're gonna do it and you will.

792
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,921
Come on, buddy. Good boy.

793
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:29,717
- You need a plastic bag or...
- No, I don't clean up after my dog.

794
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,553
Dog poop is like a compost.

795
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,557
It's got a ton of nutrients
that enrich the soil.

796
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:34,848
But we're on pavement.

797
00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:37,976
God damn it!
How about cleaning up after your dog?

798
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,186
You mind your own fuckhole!

799
00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:45,483
What the fuck? Psycho.

800
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:51,739
What was that?

801
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:52,949
I'm a man, Peter.

802
00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,827
I've got an ocean of testosterone
flowing through my veins.

803
00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:58,621
Society tells us to act civilized,
but the truth is we're animals,

804
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:01,332
and sometimes you gotta let it out.
Try it.

805
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:06,463
I'm not gonna start screaming
in the middle of the Venice Boardwalk.

806
00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:08,006
Come with me.

807
00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,720
- This is silly.
- Indulge me.

808
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,724
That was really good.

809
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:20,727
Now gently remove your tampon
and try again.

810
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:26,274
Respect the process.

811
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,276
Why do you wanna mock the process?

812
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,652
- Because it doesn't do anything.
- No.

813
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,614
If you don't yell,
I'm gonna punch you in your stomach.

814
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:41,289
That was really good, man.
That was terrifying.

815
00:41:41,373 --> 00:41:43,291
You just scared my dog.

816
00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:54,677
- Yeah? You feel better?
- Yeah.

817
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:55,887
- Want to get a corn dog?
- Yeah!

818
00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:57,263
Let's go.

819
00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:07,315
...the span of this, like, I don't know,
30 pages. it's insane. it's crazy.

820
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:10,485
I know. I read it in
college, and I loved it.

821
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,487
What a great house.

822
00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:14,531
Thanks, man.
Yeah, come check out the back.

823
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:15,782
Yeah.

824
00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:19,911
- This is a bumper car I got on eBay.
- Wow.

825
00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:22,413
I was in a bidding war
with CarnivalKid 32,

826
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:25,291
so I had to go on the "Buy it Now" price,
but I got it.

827
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,918
- Coolness.
- And you remember Marlena.

828
00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:28,044
Hey, Lenish.

829
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:29,796
Now let's check out
the piéce de résistance, bitch.

830
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,590
I wanna do it. Separate garage.

831
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,759
- Mr. Klaven.
- Very nice.

832
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,470
Welcome to the Temple of Doom.

833
00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:40,473
Holy shit, Sydney. This place is insane.

834
00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,059
Holy fuck. Oh, my God.

835
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:46,145
- Thanks, man. I try.
- This is amazing.

836
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,231
- Thank you, sir.
- You got some TVs.

837
00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:49,941
I do. I do.

838
00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,985
Photographs.

839
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,863
- Beer?
- I'll snake a brew.

840
00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:58,157
- Put on some tunes.
- Ls that you?

841
00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,160
Yeah.
Yeah, that's me in ninth grade, man.

842
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,913
- Are you that little kid?
- Yeah, I was a late bloomer.

843
00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:05,665
"Wrecking Crew."

844
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,126
- Come and take a load off, bud.
- Oh, man.

845
00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:09,836
Pop a squizz nut.

846
00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:16,634
What's going on over there?

847
00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:19,178
This is where I jerk off.

848
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:24,142
And the condoms?

849
00:43:24,893 --> 00:43:28,062
- I wear them when I masturbate.
- Are you kidding me?

850
00:43:28,355 --> 00:43:29,647
I always get this reaction,

851
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:33,610
but the fact is they decrease sensitivity
so I can last longer.

852
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,362
And there's no sticky mess to clean up.

853
00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:42,619
And when your divorcées come over,
you put them away?

854
00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:46,873
Pete, this is the man cave.
There's no women allowed in here.

855
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,667
I got a jerk-off station, for God's sakes.

856
00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,252
Sit down, man.

857
00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:54,714
What about when your guy friends
come over? Aren't you embarrassed?

858
00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:59,385
Masturbation is a part of life, Pete.
Dudes masturbate. So do chicks.

859
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,472
You never talked about masturbating
with your friends?

860
00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:04,140
- No, I haven't.
- All right.

861
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:06,184
When was the last time you did it, Pete?

862
00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:07,435
I'm not gonna tell you that.

863
00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:10,240
Hey. Listen, you think of this place
as a Cone of Silence, all right?

864
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,232
I'm not gonna tell anybody
any of the things you say in here.

865
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:14,984
You have my word.

866
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:23,368
Zooey went to the Pasadena flea market
with her friends last weekend,

867
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,244
and I did it then.

868
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,205
Well, that sounds lovely.

869
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:29,832
What'd you use? internet or DVD?

870
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,043
How do you get me
to tell you these things?

871
00:44:32,127 --> 00:44:33,378
Come on.

872
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,964
I used a picture of Zooey in a bikini

873
00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:39,217
that I took when we were on vacation
in Cabo San Lucas.

874
00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:42,428
Wait, you jacked off
to a picture of your own girlfriend?

875
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,014
You... That... Wow. That is sick.

876
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:47,809
Oh, my God! What is wrong with you?

877
00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:48,935
What's wrong with that?

878
00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:53,523
Pedro, there is so much wrong with that,
I don't even know where to begin. it's...

879
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,611
- That is sick, man.
- Someone's ears were burning.

880
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,698
Heard you say you jacked off
to her picture, sicko.

881
00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,116
Hey, babe.

882
00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:07,537
Good. Yeah, I'm over here at Sydney's.
We're just chillaxing.

883
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:09,539
We're in the chill station.

884
00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:12,458
Yeah, I'm kind of playing hooky
from work.

885
00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:15,712
No, I'll see you at home later on.

886
00:45:15,796 --> 00:45:17,672
Love you, too. Bye-bye.

887
00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:22,510
Hey, why'd you tell her
you bailed from work?

888
00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:24,262
I didn't wanna lie to her.

889
00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:27,014
You're one of the most honest people
I've ever met. You can understand that.

890
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,433
Yeah, I never lie to women,

891
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:32,103
but, I mean, there are some things
I choose not to share with them.

892
00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:35,022
- I don't really see the distinction.
- Really?

893
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:38,568
So you've told Zooey that you jacked off
to her picture last weekend.

894
00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:39,777
Well, no, but...

895
00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:42,447
All right. Well, you shared
that information with me, didn't you?

896
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:45,533
So there are dividing lines.
That's all I'm trying to say.

897
00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:47,118
Like, I love to take a girl out to dinner,

898
00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:49,078
but I'm not gonna go golf 18 holes
with her.

899
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,998
You know what? Zooey and I played golf
together a couple of months ago.

900
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:55,752
- It was really fun.
- That sounds like a fucking nightmare.

901
00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,922
What do you play?

902
00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:04,093
I play a little bit of everything,
but if I had to narrow it down to one,

903
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,137
I guess I'd say I'm an axman.

904
00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:09,182
- Sweet. Guitar.
- What about you? You play anything?

905
00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:13,936
I used to slap the bass
in a high school jazz band.

906
00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:17,774
- All right.
- Rush. I love Rush.

907
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,942
Dude, Rush is the greatest band
of all time.

908
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:24,155
Yeah, no, how about of all time?
All time.

909
00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:28,576
You know what? We should
jam together sometime, man.

910
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,329
Yeah. Totally.

911
00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:34,540
Totes McGotes. Cool.

912
00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:44,300
Well, you know what?
I should probably hit it to it.

913
00:46:44,551 --> 00:46:46,594
All right, yeah.
I gotta get to bed early, anyway.

914
00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:49,055
I'm doing a big day hike
with my buddies in Malibu tomorrow.

915
00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:51,699
Yeah. Hey, thanks a lot. it was a really...
it was a good hang.

916
00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:53,893
- Yeah.
- Sweet, sweet hanging.

917
00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:59,690
- Well, adiós, Pistol.
- Take it easy, Siddy Slicker.

918
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,528
- I'm sorry.
- What?

919
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,697
I called you Siddy Slicker.

920
00:47:07,032 --> 00:47:08,593
- That sucks.
- No, it was pretty close.

921
00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:10,785
It's a lame nickname.

922
00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:13,079
I thought it was good.
It was better than Joban.

923
00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:16,332
Yeah, right. I'm gonna get it.
I'll get a better one.

924
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:18,167
- Dude, it was fine.
- I'm gonna get you.

925
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:21,337
- Get out of here. Get out of here.
- I'm gonna get you, sucka.

926
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:23,214
Later on, my...

927
00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:31,264
Peter, I have a Lou Ferrigno for you
on line three.

928
00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:38,938
Put him through.

929
00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:44,026
Mr. Ferrigno. Hey, it's Peter Klaven.

930
00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,028
Peter, what the hell's going on?

931
00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:48,913
Yeah. if you just go past the first area
to the left, he's right there.

932
00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:52,034
- Sure. What's your name?
- Leanne.

933
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,161
Leanne. That was my mother's name.

934
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:57,164
- Really?
- I don't know. Was it?

935
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,418
Peter, it's been on the market
for three weeks...

936
00:48:00,502 --> 00:48:02,222
- Yes.
- ...and we haven't gotten one offer.

937
00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:05,298
And that's why we're having another
open house this weekend.

938
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:07,174
Hello, mystery woman.

939
00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:10,511
I think it was very beneficial,
very beneficial.

940
00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:12,388
Beneficial? It was beneficial?

941
00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:14,392
So you're telling me
we're gonna sell this house?

942
00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:17,184
Absolutely,
and I've gotten many nibbles this week.

943
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,311
- Nibbles?
- Yes, sir.

944
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,979
It's all about food with you, Peter.

945
00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:22,565
No one cares about
the stupid sandwiches you put out.

946
00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:25,568
No, sir. No, I absolutely agree with you.

947
00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:28,571
You want to sell a house
and not a panini.

948
00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:30,448
- Paninis? Paninis?
- Yes, sir.

949
00:48:30,532 --> 00:48:31,574
Don't make him angry.

950
00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:33,659
Enough with the cold cuts,
the condiments.

951
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:36,412
- You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
- What the hell you think this is?

952
00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:39,165
No, I understand.
It's an open house and not a deli.

953
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:43,377
- Peter? Hello? You need to focus.
- Yeah. Yep. I think...

954
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,296
- I think...
- Let people know my house is for sale.

955
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:48,549
Forget about the sandwiches
and focus on selling my fucking house.

956
00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:50,593
- Let's do this, okay?
- Yes, sir.

957
00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:51,761
- Okay?
- Okay.

958
00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:54,639
- Goodbye.
- All right, thank you. Bye-bye.

959
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,433
You all right?

960
00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,435
- Hulk busting your balls?
- Yeah.

961
00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:02,897
- What are you doing here?
- My blood bank's a few blocks away.

962
00:49:02,981 --> 00:49:06,984
I'm AB negative. it's extremely rare,
so I try to donate every couple of weeks.

963
00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:08,486
That's really nice, Sydney.

964
00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:11,614
There's also this nurse there
who I wanna fuck so badly.

965
00:49:11,698 --> 00:49:14,659
Oh, boy, here we go.
Should have guessed.

966
00:49:16,244 --> 00:49:18,579
Hey, weren't you supposed to go hiking
with your friends today?

967
00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:21,290
Yeah, a couple of them had to bail,
but we'll reschedule.

968
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,542
Anyway, listen, I got a house full
of leftover Koo Koo Roo,

969
00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,544
so I was thinking maybe you
and me could go grab some lunch

970
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:27,964
and squeeze in a little jam session?

971
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:29,340
Leftover Koo Koo Roo?

972
00:49:29,424 --> 00:49:32,134
Well, that sounds
about as appetizing as

973
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:36,013
a big pile of...
A plate of dirt, or something.

974
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:38,766
I'm... I was... I'm kidding.

975
00:49:38,850 --> 00:49:42,019
Yeah. I still want to hang out
despite that joke.

976
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:45,898
- That was a bad joke.
- Yeah. You're better than that.

977
00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:00,162
That's it.

978
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:03,082
- How's that feel?
- It feels tasty.

979
00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:06,419
- Yeah? You sound pretty good, buddy.
- Thanks, man.

980
00:50:06,503 --> 00:50:08,045
Here we go.

981
00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:26,564
Wow, that's a good one, bud.

982
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:29,191
Hey, check out these two.

983
00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:33,863
I call them bowsers. it's my nickname
for people who look just like their dog.

984
00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:35,031
Good boy.

985
00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,033
Bowsers?
Where'd you come up with that?

986
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,659
It sounded right.

987
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:42,288
Shit. Hey, geek!
I just stepped in your dog's shit.

988
00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:45,583
Now I'm gonna make you eat it.

989
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:47,585
Peter, run!

990
00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:49,128
- Yeah!
- Take it.

991
00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,680
It's a bit of a throwback, but it comes
with the built-ins. it's wired for sound.

992
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,966
This is fun.
This is a pair of jeans that he actually...

993
00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:03,976
This house is exquisite.

994
00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:07,021
I'd like to make an offer.

995
00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:11,025
What do you think, hon?

996
00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:25,456
Yeah, I don't like that,
but for the most part, I mean...

997
00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:26,874
- Take it.
- Really?

998
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,459
Yeah, take it.

999
00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:31,712
Sydney, what's up, man?

1000
00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:35,132
What happened? What?

1001
00:51:35,717 --> 00:51:37,343
Shut up! No.

1002
00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:40,346
Did it smell weird? Is it discolored?

1003
00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:52,817
Shut the fuck up!

1004
00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:55,277
So how long have you guys
known Sydney?

1005
00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,654
- It feels like forever.
- What?

1006
00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:58,989
Remember that time
we tripped acid together

1007
00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:02,618
- and he made us watch the news?
- That was a remarkable night.

1008
00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:04,745
- Dude. Dude. Don't. Dude.
- Don't be scared.

1009
00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:07,150
- Stop it. Stop it. Drive! Drive!
- Don't lean! Don't lean!

1010
00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:11,794
Yeah, Pistol.

1011
00:52:12,045 --> 00:52:14,505
Dude, Peter is on fire.

1012
00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:20,928
- Boo-yah! Yeah!
- Fuck me raw!

1013
00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:23,013
That's what I'm talking about.

1014
00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:25,391
- Sweet lunge, Peter.
- Yeah, Pete.

1015
00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:26,642
Suck it, Gil!

1016
00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,565
I love it!

1017
00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:34,733
Marvin Berry.

1018
00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:39,071
"You remember
that new sound you were looking for?"

1019
00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:49,748
Pete!

1020
00:52:51,626 --> 00:52:53,502
- Are you all right?
- My fucking ass.

1021
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,588
- Hey, you did great today though, man.
- You did. You made it up.

1022
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,215
- I made it to the top. First time.
- Good job, bro.

1023
00:52:58,383 --> 00:53:00,759
- Hey, nice meeting you.
- Yeah, nice meeting you guys.

1024
00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:02,720
- All righty, Syd.
- Wait, where you going?

1025
00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:04,930
It's Sunday night.
Tina's nephews are coming over.

1026
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,141
We're gonna watch
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

1027
00:53:07,225 --> 00:53:09,185
No, it's just, I thought
we were all gonna have dinner together,

1028
00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:11,020
so I ordered us a 6-foot sub.

1029
00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:13,865
But I gotta bolt, too. I promised the kids
I'd take them to Cheeseria.

1030
00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:14,940
A little pizza action.

1031
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:17,359
Yeah, well, I'm just gonna be stuck
at home grading papers tonight,

1032
00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:19,236
but thanks anyway. All right?

1033
00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,821
Fun day, guys.

1034
00:53:22,490 --> 00:53:25,034
- Pete?
- Man, you know, on Sunday night,

1035
00:53:25,118 --> 00:53:27,286
Zooey and I usually watch HBO.

1036
00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:29,455
Right. Yeah, yeah, of course. Cool.

1037
00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:32,666
But I can't let you eat
a 6-foot sub all by yourself.

1038
00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,043
- Do you want some?
- No,

1039
00:53:34,127 --> 00:53:36,420
I had like a foot and a half
back at Sydney's. I'm golden.

1040
00:53:36,504 --> 00:53:40,216
So, what do you guys do for, like,
seven straight hours?

1041
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,469
Whatever. I mean, like, we'll just
hang out, you know. Shoot the shit.

1042
00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:45,262
Sometimes we jam a little bit.

1043
00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:47,389
- You play an instrument?
- Yeah.

1044
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,394
I can't believe I've never told you.
I play bass.

1045
00:53:49,434 --> 00:53:52,728
- Really?
- Yeah. I slap the bass big time.

1046
00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,981
What do you... What is that?
You sound like a leprechaun.

1047
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,775
- No, that's a reggae guy.
- What is that?

1048
00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,777
- I just did reggae.
- It doesn't sound...

1049
00:53:59,861 --> 00:54:01,101
- it doesn't sound reggae?
- No.

1050
00:54:01,154 --> 00:54:03,113
- Slap the bass.
- No.

1051
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,034
- How does it...
- It's like, big time, big time.

1052
00:54:07,118 --> 00:54:10,079
- Big time.
- Big time. Slap the bass big time.

1053
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:12,539
Slap the bass.

1054
00:54:12,624 --> 00:54:14,041
- That sounded like Borat.
- Yeah.

1055
00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:17,670
- Slap the bass. Big time.
- That's better. That's better.

1056
00:54:17,754 --> 00:54:19,588
Syd and I have gotten pretty good
at a couple of Rush songs.

1057
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,840
What do you mean, like,
fast-paced rock?

1058
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:24,593
No, like, Rush. Like the band Rush.

1059
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:27,054
- I don't know them. The...
- The holy triumvirate.

1060
00:54:27,138 --> 00:54:29,265
- Wait, you don't know Rush?
- No.

1061
00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:31,850
- You don't know Rush, the band?
- No.

1062
00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,853
- "Exit the warrior, today's Tom Sawyer"?
- No!

1063
00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:39,108
All right, I'm gonna hit you up
with a little iTunes acción.

1064
00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:41,235
I cannot believe
you've never heard Rush.

1065
00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,571
So when am I gonna meet this guy
who's stolen you away from me?

1066
00:54:44,739 --> 00:54:45,781
Pretty soon, actually.

1067
00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:47,116
I invited him
to that little engagement party

1068
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,492
my parents are throwing for us.

1069
00:54:48,576 --> 00:54:51,453
Wow, Peter! This is serious.

1070
00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,998
It's mellow. Besides,
I wanted to introduce him to Hailey.

1071
00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:56,834
- That's interesting. Yeah, I like that.
- Right?

1072
00:54:56,918 --> 00:54:59,837
Hey, let me ask you something.
Are you ready to get your world rocked?

1073
00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:02,131
Ready! Yes.

1074
00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:04,925
- Are you ready to get your mind blown?
- Do it!

1075
00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:07,428
Do you want to get some Neil Peart
all up in you?

1076
00:55:07,512 --> 00:55:08,929
I don't know.

1077
00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:13,517
Well, prepare to be Rushified!

1078
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:23,819
- Sounds better on big speakers.
- I could see that.

1079
00:55:28,241 --> 00:55:30,034
- Good, right?
- Yeah.

1080
00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:36,457
- Do you do it that high when you do it?
- Well, in real life, I do it low.

1081
00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:39,335
- But air bass works best up here.
- Right.

1082
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:44,006
This is exactly what I look like
when I jam out, man.

1083
00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:46,050
When I jam with my bass.

1084
00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:50,596
Slap the bass, man.

1085
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,681
- There you go. There you go.
- I'm slapping the bass, man.

1086
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:56,602
Slap the bass, man. I slap the bass.

1087
00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:57,853
Please don't do that.

1088
00:55:57,937 --> 00:55:59,980
- Slap the bass.
- Please?

1089
00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:01,357
Slap the bass.

1090
00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:03,859
- For the sake of our relationship.
- Slap that bass.

1091
00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:07,363
Please stop. Please. Please stop!
Thank you.

1092
00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:09,365
I'm slapping the bass.

1093
00:56:15,955 --> 00:56:18,207
I'm so glad
you're celebrating at my restaurant.

1094
00:56:18,291 --> 00:56:20,211
Of course, Mr. Chu.
We wouldn't go anywhere else.

1095
00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:22,920
Hey, this is my brother, Robbie.
Robbie, this is Sydney.

1096
00:56:23,004 --> 00:56:25,631
- Hey, Bro Namath.
- Nice. Nice to meet you.

1097
00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:29,134
- Peter, you remember Alan.
- From the gym.

1098
00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:33,555
- Yeah, hey, man.
- Hi, good to see you again.

1099
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,516
- Alan, I'm Sydney.
- Sydney, nice to meet you.

1100
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,725
It's a pleasure, man.

1101
00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,143
All right.
We're gonna grab some drinks.

1102
00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:41,230
- Cool, sweet.
- All right. Show them your stuff, fellas.

1103
00:56:41,314 --> 00:56:43,148
- Hi.
- Hey.

1104
00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:48,278
Zooey, this is Sydney.
Sydney, this is my fiancée, Zooey.

1105
00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:51,615
Sydney, I'm so happy to meet you.
I've heard so many great things.

1106
00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,033
Same here. And let me tell you,

1107
00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:56,245
this guy, he's gaga over you.
It's adorable.

1108
00:56:56,329 --> 00:56:57,413
- Honestly.
- It's true. it's true.

1109
00:56:57,497 --> 00:56:59,790
- It's true.
- Guilty as charged.

1110
00:56:59,874 --> 00:57:01,417
Hailey. Hailey.

1111
00:57:02,585 --> 00:57:05,337
Sydney, this is my oldest friend
in the world, Hailey.

1112
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,631
- All right.
- Hi. I'm good.

1113
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,260
You didn't ask, but I'm good.

1114
00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:13,145
- Nice to meet you, Sydney.
- It's a pleasure.

1115
00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:16,181
Great. I told you we were early.

1116
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,724
- Would you shut up?
- It's supposed to be...

1117
00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:19,393
The minute we get in
you have to start bitching already?

1118
00:57:19,477 --> 00:57:20,686
- You told me it was a drop-by.
- You know what?

1119
00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:22,271
- This isn't a drop-by.
- This is not a drop-by.

1120
00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:23,939
It's a damn engagement party.
What is wrong with you?

1121
00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:25,023
Can I have a Belvedere on the rocks,

1122
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:26,108
- please?
- You're such an asshole.

1123
00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:27,609
Could you just shut up
and not talk to people tonight?

1124
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:28,735
And something
with sour mix in it for her.

1125
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,446
I'm sorry they didn't cater this to you
and your liking.

1126
00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:31,697
- Hey, guys.
- No...

1127
00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:33,740
- Hi, you look beautiful!
- Hey.

1128
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:35,465
- Hello, sweetie. How you doing, baby?
- Hi.

1129
00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:36,952
- Thanks for coming.
- Hi.

1130
00:57:37,036 --> 00:57:38,620
- You guys know each other.
- How you doing? Yeah, we do.

1131
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,914
- Yeah.
- Yeah. So...

1132
00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:44,793
- What do you got there?
- Sex on the beach. Yeah.

1133
00:57:45,378 --> 00:57:48,213
You never know! Gotta be prepared.

1134
00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:49,840
- The possibility.
- Wow.

1135
00:57:49,924 --> 00:57:52,301
I'm just saying, you know.

1136
00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:54,507
- What is going on over there?
- Yeah, let me tell you.

1137
00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:55,971
- Is that her date?
- I'll give you the whole lowdown.

1138
00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:57,473
Should we...

1139
00:58:01,102 --> 00:58:02,436
What's up?

1140
00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:05,564
Hey, I don't remember.
Do you play an instrument?

1141
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:08,484
- No.
- Because Syd and I, my buddy Sydney,

1142
00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:12,821
- we've been jamming a lot...
- I don't play any instruments.

1143
00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:16,783
I slap some bass,
and then Sydney's an axman.

1144
00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:18,952
'Cause I was gonna say
if you wanted to jam with us,

1145
00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:21,914
you know, that'd be cool.
But you don't have...

1146
00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:23,958
You have a piano in your house, though,
don't you?

1147
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,503
- Yeah, I don't play.
- Really? Why do you have a piano?

1148
00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:29,880
The decorator put it there.

1149
00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:33,675
Your... Does he... I thought...
No one plays?

1150
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,053
- I'm gonna go check on the table.
- All right. Yep.

1151
00:58:36,137 --> 00:58:37,721
- Hi. I'm Denise.
- Hi.

1152
00:58:37,805 --> 00:58:39,014
- Denise.
- I'm Zooey's friend.

1153
00:58:39,098 --> 00:58:40,258
I've heard so much about you.

1154
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,518
- It smells like a fucking pet shop in here.
- Hi. How are you? Okay.

1155
00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:45,771
- Mrs. Klaven, the banquet room is ready.
- And who's Mr. Sunshine here?

1156
00:58:45,855 --> 00:58:48,023
Hi. This is my husband, Barry.

1157
00:58:48,107 --> 00:58:50,526
Come on back, everybody.
The banquet room is ready.

1158
00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:54,029
Well, I'm filling myself up.
I need to undo my pants.

1159
00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:57,950
There's a lot of protein, but I love it.

1160
00:58:59,994 --> 00:59:05,207
If I may, I think it's only fitting
that we're eating tonight at Hop Louie's

1161
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:09,795
because this is, after all, Peter's favorite
restaurant to bring all of his dates.

1162
00:59:10,421 --> 00:59:13,715
So of course he would bring Zooey here
their first night out.

1163
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,010
- Just like the rest of them.
- No.

1164
00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:20,806
I remember that night when Peter
got home, he called me and he said,

1165
00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:23,892
"Mom, this is the girl I'm gonna marry."

1166
00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:30,190
And it's not just because she wanted
an extra order of slippery shrimp.

1167
00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:31,775
On the first date?

1168
00:59:31,859 --> 00:59:34,027
- Hey, now.
- Sometimes.

1169
00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:38,240
But the point is,
here we are eight months later.

1170
00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:40,450
Peter, Zooey,

1171
00:59:42,495 --> 00:59:43,829
we love you,

1172
00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:47,499
and we wish only the best for you both.

1173
00:59:50,044 --> 00:59:51,420
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1174
00:59:51,504 --> 00:59:52,963
- To Peter and Zooey.
- Cheers.

1175
00:59:53,047 --> 00:59:55,173
- Cheers.
- Thanks, Mom.

1176
00:59:55,967 --> 00:59:57,551
- Cheers, bro.
- Thanks.

1177
00:59:57,635 --> 00:59:59,595
Well, I promised Denise
we'd be gone after appetizers, so...

1178
00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:01,972
You know what?
I'd actually like to just say a few words

1179
01:00:02,056 --> 01:00:04,558
- if it's cool with the table.
- Wow.

1180
01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:12,441
What an honor it is to be sitting here
with Peter and Zooey's friends, family,

1181
01:00:12,525 --> 01:00:17,613
Hailey, Robbie's lover,
Robbie, Oz, Joyce.

1182
01:00:17,697 --> 01:00:20,574
Thank you
for hosting this beautiful dinner.

1183
01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:24,620
You got this guy
with the smoking hot wife.

1184
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,998
And finally, we got Zooey.

1185
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:32,336
Zooey, you are about to marry
one of the most honest,

1186
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:36,340
kind and fun-loving people
I've ever had the honor of knowing.

1187
01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:39,509
The Pistol is a pleasure-giver,
that's for sure.

1188
01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,970
Yeah. A fucking puke pistol.

1189
01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:45,599
And the thing about a man like that,
a man like Peter,

1190
01:00:45,683 --> 01:00:48,769
is that he never asks
for anything in return,

1191
01:00:48,853 --> 01:00:50,812
and that's why I'm here.

1192
01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:55,025
I'm here as Peter's friend,
as Peter's confidant,

1193
01:00:56,527 --> 01:00:59,905
just to say to you, beautiful Zooey,

1194
01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:04,368
give it back. Yeah?

1195
01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:11,416
Return the favor.

1196
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:15,587
And if you do,

1197
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:20,509
I guarantee that you will have a beautiful
and pleasure-filled union.

1198
01:01:20,593 --> 01:01:22,969
- I don't think she sucks his dick.
- Watch your mouth.

1199
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:26,765
With that, I'd like to raise a glass
to Pete and Zooey.

1200
01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:30,018
Cheers.

1201
01:01:31,437 --> 01:01:32,646
- Peter and Zooey.
- Cheers.

1202
01:01:38,569 --> 01:01:40,278
What the hell did you tell Sydney
about me?

1203
01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:41,613
Nothing.

1204
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,866
I mean, aside from how much I love you.

1205
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:48,161
So, what was with all that
pleasure-giver stuff?

1206
01:01:49,914 --> 01:01:51,331
I don't...

1207
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,710
I might have mentioned in passing
or something

1208
01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:58,046
that you don't like doing oral sex.

1209
01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:03,218
- Peter, that stuff is private.
- Ls it? Really?

1210
01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:06,096
And telling Hailey and Denise
about the hot tub in Mexico isn't?

1211
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:08,807
- That is so different. They're...
- What? How?

1212
01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:10,642
- I've known them forever.
- So?

1213
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:12,561
Peter, see, Sydney's like a stranger.

1214
01:02:12,645 --> 01:02:14,565
Hardly. He's become
a really good friend of mine,

1215
01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:16,647
and now you know how I feel
when there's no privacy

1216
01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:19,568
- between you and your girlfriends.
- I thought you loved those guys.

1217
01:02:19,652 --> 01:02:20,973
I do, I love them, but, you know,

1218
01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:24,197
some things I want to remain
between you and me.

1219
01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:28,410
Okay. Okay.

1220
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:38,003
By the way,
it's not that I don't like doing it.

1221
01:02:38,629 --> 01:02:43,175
It's just that
Rodney just hated getting them.

1222
01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:45,761
Wait, what guy hates getting blowjobs?

1223
01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:48,597
He had some weird
intimacy problems, okay?

1224
01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:52,642
By the end of our relationship, he would
literally shiver when I touched him.

1225
01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:56,062
But before that, I always liked it.

1226
01:02:57,940 --> 01:02:59,316
I liked it.

1227
01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:04,237
Great. That's great.

1228
01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:07,449
Perfect. I mean, no pressure.
It's not like I'm saying,

1229
01:03:07,533 --> 01:03:11,787
"Hey, let's go home tonight
and get some BJs." But, you know...

1230
01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:13,747
Look, if Sydney hadn't asked me
about our sex life,

1231
01:03:13,831 --> 01:03:16,124
we wouldn't even be talking about this.

1232
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:17,918
- That's true.
- Yeah.

1233
01:03:18,002 --> 01:03:19,461
You're right.

1234
01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:22,839
- And Hailey was really into him.
- She was?

1235
01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:25,133
Yeah, she liked how honest
and direct he was with her.

1236
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:28,553
And, yeah, I know, that's the way he is.
That's his thing.

1237
01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:32,682
- The four of us should go out.
- Yeah. That'd be great.

1238
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:33,892
Yeah.

1239
01:03:37,271 --> 01:03:38,438
Sweet.

1240
01:03:39,065 --> 01:03:41,775
- Well, have a good Pilates class.
- I will.

1241
01:03:41,859 --> 01:03:44,402
- Be sure to drink lots of water.
- Yeah.

1242
01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:47,030
- Hey.
- Hey.

1243
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:51,409
- Hey, Pete, let's go out back, yeah?
- Yeah.

1244
01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:58,959
- She was very nice-looking.
- Yeah, I fucked her.

1245
01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:02,295
I wonder if my pineapple
matches your pineapple.

1246
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:04,256
Hey, you want to check?

1247
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:09,386
Nope. Yours is short and fat
and mine is long and skinny.

1248
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:10,846
Yeah.

1249
01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:13,991
Pete, can I talk to you about something?

1250
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,433
- Yeah, what's up?
- Will you put down your treat

1251
01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:17,060
for a minute?

1252
01:04:20,022 --> 01:04:24,401
I feel really horrible about that toast
I gave at your engagement dinner.

1253
01:04:24,485 --> 01:04:26,027
It was ridiculous.

1254
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:28,446
I was really excited to meet Zooey
and your family,

1255
01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:31,741
and then I showed up there
and I was just... I got so nervous.

1256
01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:33,577
It wasn't so great.

1257
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,372
I want you to know I'm really sorry.
Everybody must hate me.

1258
01:04:37,456 --> 01:04:40,000
No, no, no.
Look, you had good intentions.

1259
01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:42,127
- I did.
- I know one person that didn't hate you.

1260
01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:46,131
Was it Benji's wife?
She's a hot piece of ass.

1261
01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:49,092
- No, Hailey.
- Yeah. She was funny.

1262
01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:51,386
I think she likes you.
We should all go out.

1263
01:04:51,470 --> 01:04:54,598
She seems great, Pete, but honestly,
within five minutes of meeting her,

1264
01:04:54,682 --> 01:04:58,101
she was telling me how she can't wait
to get married and have kids.

1265
01:04:58,185 --> 01:04:59,853
Look, she was kidding around.

1266
01:04:59,937 --> 01:05:02,772
I made reservations to play golf
on Sunday for the four of us.

1267
01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:05,150
No, Pete, I told you,
I don't play sports with women.

1268
01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:08,320
Look, man, you told my fiancée
that she needs to give me blowies

1269
01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:11,740
in front of my whole family, all right?
You owe me.

1270
01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:15,035
- You make a valid point.
- It's golf. it's fun!

1271
01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:21,499
I never have a beer until the ninth hole.

1272
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,335
Maybe we can change that rule.

1273
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:26,922
- Okay. All right.
- Keep your head down and fluid.

1274
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:29,799
- Okay. Okay.
- Great, come on. You got it.

1275
01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:36,681
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa!

1276
01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:40,226
- Zooey, that was a great shot.
- Great shot.

1277
01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:42,729
Really, really good. I'm really impressed.

1278
01:05:43,564 --> 01:05:46,399
I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1279
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:50,111
- Fuck!
- Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry, Sydney. Sorry.

1280
01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:55,033
Motherfucker!
Fucking cock in my fucking shit! God!

1281
01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:58,536
- Mary.
- You okay, man?

1282
01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:01,039
- I'm sorry.
- This is my nightmare!

1283
01:06:03,876 --> 01:06:06,294
- Whack it up.
- Whack it, Hails.

1284
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:09,464
- Beautiful day.
- Yeah, it is. it's really nice.

1285
01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:11,716
It's kind of frustrating.

1286
01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:13,927
Yeah. My shin hurts.

1287
01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:16,096
I didn't realize
my skin could bruise that quickly.

1288
01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:18,421
- You're good.
- Guys, you're killing us here. Seriously.

1289
01:06:18,432 --> 01:06:20,725
- Let's get the ladies moving.
- Listen, just give me a second.

1290
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:24,479
Rate of play, rate of play, rate of play,
rate of play, rate of play.

1291
01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:28,483
Hailey, you know what, why don't we just
pick it up and move down the fairway?

1292
01:06:28,567 --> 01:06:29,901
- No, this is fine.
- Because she won't have a chance

1293
01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,653
- to practice, right, Peter?
- I got it.

1294
01:06:31,737 --> 01:06:34,197
He's kind of got a point. I mean,
we're really holding these guys up.

1295
01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:36,601
You're being an asshole.
Hailey, just take your time, okay?

1296
01:06:36,617 --> 01:06:38,702
He's really not being an asshole.
There's a protocol.

1297
01:06:38,786 --> 01:06:40,704
The marshals come by,
and there is some time pressure.

1298
01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:42,868
- You know, I'm done. This sucks.
- Hailey, please...

1299
01:06:42,915 --> 01:06:44,355
- I'm out of here.
- Please don't go.

1300
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,583
- Where are you going?
- Come on, Hailey. it's okay.

1301
01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:47,419
- I apologize. I'm sorry.
- I mean, we'll... Come on, Hailey.

1302
01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:49,143
- Please come back.
- Where are you going?

1303
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,051
- Did you say something?
- No.

1304
01:06:58,347 --> 01:06:59,681
Thank you.

1305
01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,524
- Hey, man.
- Dude Von Dudenstein,

1306
01:07:09,608 --> 01:07:12,088
- what are you doing tonight?
- I just left you half an hour ago.

1307
01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:13,528
I'm watching HBO with Zooey.

1308
01:07:13,612 --> 01:07:16,698
I know, but I just got an e-mail alert
from the Rush fan club.

1309
01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:20,326
The Holy Trinity is playing
a small club gig tonight at the Avalon.

1310
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,413
Dude, it's Sunday night.
I can't bail on her again.

1311
01:07:23,497 --> 01:07:24,831
Dude, you have your whole life

1312
01:07:24,915 --> 01:07:27,042
to sit around
and watch premium cable with Zooey.

1313
01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:29,044
Whatever, it's our ritual. it's HBO.

1314
01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:30,462
It's not TV, it's HBO.

1315
01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:32,964
Have you ever watched Sunday night
programming on HBO? it's spectacular.

1316
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,507
It's fucking Rush.

1317
01:07:37,094 --> 01:07:39,929
I haven't seen them
since the Signals tour.

1318
01:07:41,515 --> 01:07:43,141
Can I invite Zooey?

1319
01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:19,511
- Slapping the bass!
- Slapping the bass!

1320
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:01,302
What the fuck?

1321
01:09:02,054 --> 01:09:03,138
Yeah!

1322
01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:24,701
My God. We could practice every day
for six months, and I'm planning on it,

1323
01:09:24,785 --> 01:09:27,996
and we'll still suck. Yeah.
I'll give you a call.

1324
01:09:28,247 --> 01:09:30,665
All right. Take it easy, Magooch.

1325
01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:37,463
- Were you spying on me?
- Yeah, I was.

1326
01:09:37,756 --> 01:09:42,010
Because I'm totally weirded out
about what's going on between you two.

1327
01:09:42,761 --> 01:09:45,321
What are you talking about?
We were just going over the set list.

1328
01:09:45,347 --> 01:09:47,515
- I mean, what's the big deal?
- The big deal is

1329
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,726
that we were supposed to have
a date night,

1330
01:09:49,810 --> 01:09:52,020
and you took me to this concert,
which is cool,

1331
01:09:52,104 --> 01:09:54,265
but then we get there
and it's like I don't even exist.

1332
01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:59,527
You don't even look at me.
You're licking Sydney's bass guitar.

1333
01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:02,405
There were tons of guys
that were licking each other's basses.

1334
01:10:02,489 --> 01:10:06,117
I just...
I feel like I'm losing you a little bit.

1335
01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:09,621
What? We were just doing
a recap of the set list.

1336
01:10:09,788 --> 01:10:11,581
- What? Zooey.
- Okay.

1337
01:10:11,957 --> 01:10:14,209
I was going over the set list.

1338
01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,754
So the big day's coming up.
How are you feeling?

1339
01:10:17,838 --> 01:10:19,505
Well, you know,
I was feeling really good,

1340
01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:22,675
but Zooey and I have been
fighting a lot recently.

1341
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,511
All right, let me ask you a question.
Why are you marrying her?

1342
01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:27,388
What kind of question is that?

1343
01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:30,433
Well, it seems to me like you've gone
from relationship to relationship,

1344
01:10:30,517 --> 01:10:34,395
so is Zooey the one
or is she just the next one?

1345
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,022
No, she's the one.

1346
01:10:36,106 --> 01:10:37,732
All right, well, how come?

1347
01:10:37,816 --> 01:10:39,067
Because.

1348
01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:42,779
I don't know. We're in love.

1349
01:10:43,697 --> 01:10:45,323
And...

1350
01:10:46,533 --> 01:10:48,368
That's a hard question to answer.

1351
01:10:49,411 --> 01:10:53,039
Listen, I'm not trying to push you at all.
It's just for me,

1352
01:10:53,123 --> 01:10:56,376
sometimes talking this stuff out helps
to clarify things. That's all.

1353
01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:58,878
Let's go try on some penguin suits.

1354
01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:03,591
Thank you, lovely. What's your name?

1355
01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:05,301
- Raquel.
- That was my mother's name.

1356
01:11:06,845 --> 01:11:10,848
So I'm thinking about asking Tevin
if he wants in on the Ferrigno house.

1357
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:13,893
Dude, I pissed on that guy's face
at a Bennigan's.

1358
01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:15,436
You do not need
to be splitting commission

1359
01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:18,022
with that frosty-haired chode.

1360
01:11:20,567 --> 01:11:23,361
I have to face facts, Syd.
I'm a flats guy, you know?

1361
01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:26,364
Tevin's got the flash needed
to sell the place.

1362
01:11:26,865 --> 01:11:28,116
What do you think?

1363
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,575
You look fucking stiff.

1364
01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:31,995
We're shopping for tuxedos
for your wedding, man.

1365
01:11:32,079 --> 01:11:34,289
Let's have a good time.
Loosen it up a little bit.

1366
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:37,292
I wanna take a photo.
Now, give me an action pose.

1367
01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:39,002
Like what? What do you mean?

1368
01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:42,714
Well, you're wearing a tuxedo.
What do you think I mean?

1369
01:11:44,425 --> 01:11:47,635
When have you ever seen
anyone in a tuxedo do that move?

1370
01:11:48,053 --> 01:11:49,262
Besides Runaway Bride.

1371
01:11:49,346 --> 01:11:50,471
The ESPYs.

1372
01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,141
You're wearing a tuxedo.
Think James Bond, all right?

1373
01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:55,226
Give me some James Bond.

1374
01:11:58,605 --> 01:12:01,649
No.
It just looks like you're pointing at me.

1375
01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:08,656
- You look ridiculous, man.
- What am I... How can I... I can't...

1376
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:11,326
- Think Timothy Dalton.
- T-Dalt.

1377
01:12:12,244 --> 01:12:13,870
Hey, that's pretty good.

1378
01:12:14,079 --> 01:12:16,497
Tell you what.
Give me your best Bond impression.

1379
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,791
Why don't you get off your board

1380
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:22,420
and get on...
"Get out of my dreams and into my car."

1381
01:12:22,671 --> 01:12:24,213
You looking for your pot of gold?

1382
01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:26,341
Why does everything I do
sound like a leprechaun?

1383
01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:29,344
You tell me. He speaks
like the coolest man on earth.

1384
01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:32,180
- The name is Bond. Oh, yeah.
- There you go.

1385
01:12:32,264 --> 01:12:34,599
The name is James Bond.

1386
01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:37,560
James Bond.

1387
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,855
I'll have a margarita.

1388
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:45,777
Well, hey there, Miss Moneypussy.
Wanna jump on my jetpack?

1389
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:49,530
All right, enough of that.
Let's just take the picture, all right?

1390
01:12:49,656 --> 01:12:52,200
Arch an eyebrow for me. Other eyebrow.

1391
01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:56,621
No, you just look confused.

1392
01:12:56,955 --> 01:13:00,041
Arch your eyebrow up.
No, not both, just one.

1393
01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:02,001
I don't know how...

1394
01:13:02,961 --> 01:13:06,130
All right, maybe I was wrong.
Let's see the back.

1395
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:09,842
You know what?
I'm not sure I'm in love with the drape.

1396
01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:12,220
What's wrong with the drape?
Does the vent move funny?

1397
01:13:12,304 --> 01:13:14,055
You should wear something
with a little more pizzazz, right?

1398
01:13:14,139 --> 01:13:15,556
- A little more flash.
- You don't like the split panel?

1399
01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:17,558
- Peacock it out a bit.
- No.

1400
01:13:17,643 --> 01:13:19,727
- Let's try...
- What are those? Checkers?

1401
01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,354
- Here. Give this one a try.
- Give me a break.

1402
01:13:21,438 --> 01:13:22,438
- No way, man.
- Come on.

1403
01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,732
I can't fricking pull that off. it's blue.

1404
01:13:24,817 --> 01:13:25,817
Look at me.

1405
01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:30,071
You have this image of yourself
as this straight-laced, tight guy,

1406
01:13:30,155 --> 01:13:33,408
but I've seen you cut loose
in the man cave, and it is fantastic.

1407
01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:35,827
Well, yeah. Slap a little bass.

1408
01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:37,995
Yeah, it's the same
with the Ferrigno house.

1409
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:41,499
You have all of the skills in the world,
and you have no confidence.

1410
01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:43,543
Now, sack up, man.

1411
01:13:44,044 --> 01:13:46,212
Put on the fucking suit.

1412
01:13:49,049 --> 01:13:51,342
I can't believe you just touched my balls.

1413
01:13:55,347 --> 01:13:57,849
Hey, so listen, I also wanted
to talk to you about something.

1414
01:13:57,933 --> 01:14:01,936
This investment opportunity
has come up. it's a total winner.

1415
01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:04,272
The only problem is
all my funds are tied up in equities,

1416
01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:06,524
so I'm cash poor right now.

1417
01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:12,697
So I was wondering if you would
consider loaning me a few shekels?

1418
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,535
How much are we talking about?

1419
01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:20,872
You know, 8.

1420
01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:27,420
$8,000. That's... That's a lot of...

1421
01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:32,884
That's a lot of quiche, you know?
A lot of cake.

1422
01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:35,136
It just... it might be a little tricky,

1423
01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:37,513
just 'cause Zooey's dad
is out of the picture,

1424
01:14:37,598 --> 01:14:40,725
and, you know,
we're paying for the wedding ourselves.

1425
01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:42,059
You know what? Enough said.

1426
01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:45,563
An opportunity came up.
I thought I would ask. No big deal.

1427
01:14:46,231 --> 01:14:47,940
Can you tell me about the investment?

1428
01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:51,736
I can't, actually.
It's confidential in nature, so...

1429
01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:54,447
Okay. Let me think about it.

1430
01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:56,115
Yeah, of course, buddy.

1431
01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:58,284
Hello, Peter.

1432
01:14:58,660 --> 01:14:59,827
Doug!

1433
01:15:02,122 --> 01:15:04,165
- This is my...
- Sydney.

1434
01:15:04,249 --> 01:15:06,959
Sydney. This is Sydney.

1435
01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:10,575
You know, it takes a lot of nerve

1436
01:15:10,631 --> 01:15:12,673
to spend a beautiful evening
with someone

1437
01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:15,092
and then never call them again.

1438
01:15:15,969 --> 01:15:17,178
Doug, I can explain.

1439
01:15:17,262 --> 01:15:19,472
I just wish I could take back that kiss,

1440
01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:22,016
because I felt something
that I haven't felt in years,

1441
01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:25,394
and now I know
it was the taste of betrayal.

1442
01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:27,104
It wasn't the taste of betrayal.

1443
01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:28,689
- It was the taste of betrayal.
- No, it really wasn't.

1444
01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:32,068
It was the taste of betrayal,
you fucking whore.

1445
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,196
- Doug.
- Good day.

1446
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:36,781
Doug, wait.

1447
01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:40,868
- I can actually explain what just...
- I would love to hear that.

1448
01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:44,997
Wow. I mean, I knew when I got
the nod for the engagement dinner

1449
01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:48,501
you didn't have a ton of friends,
but I had no idea it went that far.

1450
01:15:48,585 --> 01:15:52,088
Truth is, I never even thought about it
until Zooey and I got engaged.

1451
01:15:52,172 --> 01:15:54,215
It's like,
you were basically just using me

1452
01:15:54,299 --> 01:15:56,259
because you needed
to fill out your wedding party.

1453
01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:58,761
Dude, no. Not it at all.

1454
01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:02,014
I'd actually given up
on meeting someone,

1455
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:06,394
and then you wandered
into that open house, we hit it off,

1456
01:16:07,145 --> 01:16:10,606
and three-quarters of the Rush
songbook later, here we are.

1457
01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:13,651
- I just wish you'd have told me.
- Well, I was embarrassed.

1458
01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:16,737
I mean, you've had a close group
of male friends your whole life. I haven't.

1459
01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:19,490
I started feeling
like some kind of weirdo.

1460
01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:24,620
I get it. But I just want you to know
that you're my friend,

1461
01:16:25,038 --> 01:16:27,290
and you can tell me anything.

1462
01:16:27,374 --> 01:16:29,834
Thanks, Sydney. I appreciate that.

1463
01:16:32,170 --> 01:16:34,171
Hey, man, look, about that investment...

1464
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:36,382
Pete, please,
forget I even brought it up, honestly.

1465
01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:37,842
I've been saving my whole life,

1466
01:16:37,926 --> 01:16:39,760
and you were right.
I'm gonna sell the Ferrigno place.

1467
01:16:39,845 --> 01:16:41,846
Fuck, yeah, you are.

1468
01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:45,141
I'd be happy to lend you the money.
I know you're good for it.

1469
01:16:45,976 --> 01:16:48,561
Pistol, that is great. Thank you.

1470
01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:52,773
It's the least I could do
for the best man at my wedding.

1471
01:16:55,193 --> 01:16:57,194
What are you talking about?

1472
01:16:57,529 --> 01:17:00,615
I want you to stand up there with me.
Are you cool with that?

1473
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:01,949
Am I cool with that?

1474
01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:05,661
Of course I'll be your best man!
That's an honor! it's...

1475
01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,043
You're a whore, Peter.

1476
01:17:15,964 --> 01:17:17,923
- I think we're almost there.
- I think we're almost there, too.

1477
01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:20,676
I think it's just about putting
the random people together.

1478
01:17:20,761 --> 01:17:22,803
- Yeah.
- We should talk about the main table,

1479
01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:26,515
because if Hailey doesn't find a date
before the wedding,

1480
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:29,810
which, let's be honest,
it seems pretty likely that she won't...

1481
01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:31,312
I know.

1482
01:17:31,396 --> 01:17:33,147
...we have an extra seat at our table.

1483
01:17:33,231 --> 01:17:36,692
Well, I was thinking that maybe
Sydney would sit at our table.

1484
01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:39,070
I asked him to be my best man.

1485
01:17:39,571 --> 01:17:42,990
Great! That's awesome.
That was the whole thing.

1486
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:45,868
I'm not an idiot.
You're not psyched about this at all.

1487
01:17:45,952 --> 01:17:49,622
No, it's just...
I feel like he has some issue with me.

1488
01:17:49,706 --> 01:17:52,375
What? No. You guys just haven't
spent any time together.

1489
01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:54,835
- We've spent some time together.
- I'll talk to him.

1490
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,170
Peter, do not talk to him.

1491
01:17:56,254 --> 01:17:58,214
He's gonna think
I'm saying stuff behind his back.

1492
01:17:58,256 --> 01:18:02,468
- You are saying stuff behind his back.
- No. I'm just sharing a feeling with you.

1493
01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:03,886
And I want you to.

1494
01:18:03,970 --> 01:18:05,888
But, Peter,
please don't say anything to him.

1495
01:18:05,972 --> 01:18:07,598
Okay, I won't.

1496
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,143
So, we still have
to pick up the marriage license.

1497
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:14,230
- Can you meet up tomorrow afternoon?
- Totally, yeah. Perfect.

1498
01:18:14,731 --> 01:18:17,024
So, what'd she say
about me being your best man?

1499
01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:19,944
She was pumped.
She thought it was awesome.

1500
01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:21,529
Come on, dude.

1501
01:18:21,613 --> 01:18:25,282
I'm the worst liar.
I promised her I wouldn't say anything.

1502
01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:27,618
Well, what is it?

1503
01:18:28,161 --> 01:18:30,287
She thinks you don't like her.

1504
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:33,916
What? That is... No, of course I like her.
Are you...

1505
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,334
We've only hung out a few times,

1506
01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:38,546
but she's gonna be your wife.
Of course I like her.

1507
01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:41,632
This dumb toast
is gonna haunt me forever.

1508
01:18:43,635 --> 01:18:45,136
Oh, man!

1509
01:18:45,470 --> 01:18:49,890
Dude, why is Ferrigno eating
with that urinal-cake-faced fuckhead?

1510
01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:52,017
We gotta confront him. Hold this.

1511
01:18:52,102 --> 01:18:54,228
No, wait. Sydney, wait, wait.
Wait. Sydney!

1512
01:18:54,312 --> 01:18:59,817
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
What the fuck is going on here?

1513
01:19:00,193 --> 01:19:02,361
- Do I know you?
- No, you don't know me,

1514
01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:04,572
but I believe you know
my friend Peter Klaven,

1515
01:19:04,656 --> 01:19:06,866
who has an exclusive listing
on this man's property.

1516
01:19:06,950 --> 01:19:09,076
Lou, you promised Peter
the commission to your house.

1517
01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,762
I know, but he's not doing shit with it.

1518
01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:12,538
That is total crap, Hulk, all right?

1519
01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:14,832
Listen, this kind of stuff
doesn't happen overnight.

1520
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:16,041
Peter, who the hell is this guy?

1521
01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:18,006
Hulk, let me tell you something
about Peter...

1522
01:19:18,086 --> 01:19:21,255
Look, please get your hand out of
my face and stop calling me Hulk.

1523
01:19:21,339 --> 01:19:22,423
I'm a person, okay?

1524
01:19:22,507 --> 01:19:23,883
I'm a person, okay.

1525
01:19:23,967 --> 01:19:25,127
- I warned you.
- You warned me?

1526
01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:26,218
- Hello?
- Hey.

1527
01:19:26,303 --> 01:19:27,595
I'm on my way to the marriage bureau.

1528
01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:29,180
Fuck you, Lou Ferrigno!

1529
01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:30,306
Ls that Sydney?

1530
01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:32,224
- Hey!
- Fuck you, Hulk!

1531
01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:34,518
Oh, shit.

1532
01:19:35,228 --> 01:19:36,549
What the... What are you doing?

1533
01:19:36,646 --> 01:19:38,939
- What's going on?
- Sydney. He's fighting Lou Ferrigno.

1534
01:19:39,024 --> 01:19:41,150
Peter! He's so strong!

1535
01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:43,640
- Easy. Don't fight it.
- The Hulk has me in a sleeper hold,

1536
01:19:43,695 --> 01:19:46,947
- and I don't think I can take him...
- Easy. That's it.

1537
01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:48,240
Peter!

1538
01:19:48,533 --> 01:19:50,201
- Wow.
- Peter!

1539
01:19:50,702 --> 01:19:53,078
Why the fuck would anyone
get in a fight with Lou Ferrigno?

1540
01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:55,623
Sydney's a hothead.
He thought he was standing up for me.

1541
01:19:55,707 --> 01:19:57,249
To The incredible Hulk?

1542
01:19:57,334 --> 01:20:02,046
No, that's just a character he played.
In real life, Lou's actually a sweet man.

1543
01:20:02,380 --> 01:20:05,841
So, what does that mean
for your development property?

1544
01:20:06,426 --> 01:20:08,219
It means it's over.

1545
01:20:08,386 --> 01:20:11,096
Without the Ferrigno commission,
I'm not gonna be able to afford it.

1546
01:20:11,181 --> 01:20:12,341
You have some money saved up.

1547
01:20:12,390 --> 01:20:15,976
Can't you just write them a check,
you know, to show your good faith?

1548
01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:20,439
Between the wedding, and then,
you know, I lent Sydney some money.

1549
01:20:20,524 --> 01:20:23,067
I mean, it's just I'm gonna be short.
That's it.

1550
01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:26,987
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You lent Sydney money?

1551
01:20:27,447 --> 01:20:29,657
For an investment.
All his money's tied up in equities.

1552
01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:32,493
- He's gonna pay me back.
- Peter, that's not the point.

1553
01:20:32,577 --> 01:20:36,205
We're getting married. You can't
just keep stuff like this from me.

1554
01:20:36,289 --> 01:20:38,332
Can I ask you a question?

1555
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:42,169
Why do you think we're getting married?

1556
01:20:43,713 --> 01:20:45,172
What are you talking about?

1557
01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:47,299
No, it's just... Sydney asked me
that question, and I couldn't...

1558
01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:50,678
"Well, why Zooey?"
And I didn't know how to answer it.

1559
01:20:50,762 --> 01:20:54,390
- Are you kidding? You're kidding, right?
- Yes.

1560
01:20:54,474 --> 01:20:56,350
Two weeks before our wedding

1561
01:20:56,434 --> 01:20:59,061
and you don't know
why you're marrying me?

1562
01:20:59,145 --> 01:21:02,147
Just forget it. it was a stupid question.
I don't even know what I was thinking.

1563
01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:05,860
Just forget... Take it back 10 seconds
before I asked it,

1564
01:21:05,944 --> 01:21:07,361
and let's live in that time.

1565
01:21:07,445 --> 01:21:11,031
The thing is, Peter,
I get why you would wonder that. I do.

1566
01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:15,327
But I wish you would have answered
the question before you proposed to me.

1567
01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:18,038
That's the thing.
Before I didn't even think about it.

1568
01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:20,124
That came out bad, too.
I didn't... I'm so...

1569
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:21,709
I'm confused.
I don't know what I'm saying.

1570
01:21:21,793 --> 01:21:23,634
Let me just make this
a little simpler for you.

1571
01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:25,796
I'm gonna go stay
with Denise and Barry,

1572
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:29,675
and you and your bud Sydney
can hang out and beat up Lou Ferrigno

1573
01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:31,051
and go to Rush concerts

1574
01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:34,680
and ride a tandem bicycle down
the Venice Boardwalk for all I care.

1575
01:21:34,764 --> 01:21:37,391
- We never rode bicycles.
- Goodbye!

1576
01:21:37,475 --> 01:21:41,395
Zooey, come on! This is ridiculous!
Zooey! Zooey!

1577
01:22:13,845 --> 01:22:14,929
Oh, my God.

1578
01:22:24,314 --> 01:22:25,522
My God.

1579
01:22:26,858 --> 01:22:30,736
All right, he put up some billboards.
Put up some billboards.

1580
01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:33,113
Oh, my God.

1581
01:22:37,202 --> 01:22:39,244
Oh, God! No!

1582
01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:44,667
Fuck me over. Fucking fucking fuck!

1583
01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:48,087
Are you kidding me?

1584
01:22:50,173 --> 01:22:51,423
Come on!

1585
01:22:59,015 --> 01:23:00,641
Yeah, it's open.

1586
01:23:01,184 --> 01:23:02,184
Hey.

1587
01:23:02,268 --> 01:23:04,645
That's what you borrowed $8,000 for?

1588
01:23:04,729 --> 01:23:06,605
You saw the billboards.
Pretty awesome, right?

1589
01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:07,690
Pretty awesome?

1590
01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:10,150
My buddy Dave sells ad space,
so he got us a great deal.

1591
01:23:10,235 --> 01:23:11,860
Pretty awesome? They're idiotic.

1592
01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:15,280
You put my face on a 10-foot dick
over Santa Monica Boulevard.

1593
01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:17,116
Yeah. it's hilarious.

1594
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:21,036
Well, in one day you managed to screw
my career, you ruined my relationship...

1595
01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:23,205
What are you talking about?
Ruin your relationship?

1596
01:23:23,289 --> 01:23:24,331
Zooey walked out on me

1597
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:27,292
because I asked her
why we were getting married.

1598
01:23:28,878 --> 01:23:30,212
Why would you ask her that?

1599
01:23:30,296 --> 01:23:33,340
Pete, that conversation
was between you and me.

1600
01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:37,011
You can't have that talk with her. I just...
Look, I assumed you understood that.

1601
01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:40,055
God, I am so sick
of your ridiculous rules.

1602
01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:42,725
I like it that I can share things
with Zooey.

1603
01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:46,603
I like it that if I can't sleep at night,
she's there to talk to.

1604
01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:49,732
Do you know the best night
I've had in the last five years

1605
01:23:49,816 --> 01:23:51,984
is the night
that Zooey and I split a bottle of wine,

1606
01:23:52,068 --> 01:23:54,987
we made a summer salad,
and watched Chocolat together.

1607
01:23:55,071 --> 01:23:56,822
- You mean Chocolate?
- Chocolat.

1608
01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:58,866
- Chocolate with Johnny Depp.
- Chocolat.

1609
01:23:58,950 --> 01:24:00,951
You're not fucking French, Pete.
It's called Chocolate.

1610
01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,036
Chocolate has got an "E" on it.

1611
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:03,600
- That was your favorite night?
- Yes.

1612
01:24:03,621 --> 01:24:06,342
Your best night in five years is
watching Chocolate with Johnny Depp?

1613
01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:07,416
You should be ashamed of yourself.

1614
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:10,878
The combination of wine
and summer salad and Chocolat, yeah.

1615
01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:12,004
You should be embarrassed.

1616
01:24:12,088 --> 01:24:14,048
You know, I think you're threatened
by what Zooey and I have

1617
01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:16,175
because you're afraid
I won't be able to hang out every night.

1618
01:24:16,259 --> 01:24:18,719
Hey, you know what?
I have a ton of friends, all right?

1619
01:24:18,803 --> 01:24:20,888
Yeah, who are all moving on
with their lives.

1620
01:24:20,972 --> 01:24:24,725
They're in relationships. They have kids.
They're growing up.

1621
01:24:24,809 --> 01:24:26,935
Hey, let's not forget.
You were the one using me.

1622
01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:29,772
- I think we were using each other.
- Whatever.

1623
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:33,734
I really don't understand
what's going on right now.

1624
01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:38,238
I think we should spend
some time apart.

1625
01:24:42,827 --> 01:24:43,952
Okay.

1626
01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:48,082
So if I actually do
wind up having a wedding,

1627
01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:51,668
it's probably best that you not be there.

1628
01:24:53,129 --> 01:24:55,130
Yeah. Sounds good to me, Pete.

1629
01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:56,882
And if you could have
those billboards taken down...

1630
01:24:56,966 --> 01:25:00,719
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it'll take
a few days, but I will get on that.

1631
01:25:00,804 --> 01:25:04,848
And I'll also make sure you get
your money back as soon as possible.

1632
01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:08,727
Also, I think you have
my season 2 Lost DVDs. if you...

1633
01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:14,525
- if you haven't watched them yet...
- It's fine, Pete. They're right here.

1634
01:25:17,028 --> 01:25:18,529
- Thanks.
- Yep.

1635
01:25:19,697 --> 01:25:21,740
It's just Zooey hasn't seen them all yet,

1636
01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:24,910
and she's really curious as to what
was going on inside that hatch.

1637
01:25:24,994 --> 01:25:26,120
Yep.

1638
01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:32,376
- I wish you the best of luck, Peter.
- You, too, Sydney.

1639
01:25:34,712 --> 01:25:36,505
Bye, Anwar.

1640
01:25:48,518 --> 01:25:52,563
- Hey, Denise. Sorry to bother you.
- It's... I'll go get Zooey.

1641
01:25:52,647 --> 01:25:54,731
- Thank you.
- It's okay.

1642
01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:00,863
- Hey, Barry.
- Poker night.

1643
01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:03,824
- Full table.
- That's okay.

1644
01:26:03,908 --> 01:26:06,326
I'm here to talk to my fiancée.

1645
01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:07,411
Nice face.

1646
01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:10,038
Thank you.

1647
01:26:10,456 --> 01:26:13,250
- On the billboards.
- Right. Yeah.

1648
01:26:13,918 --> 01:26:17,421
- Yeah, my friend Sydney, he...
- I don't give a shit.

1649
01:26:20,758 --> 01:26:22,259
- Hey.
- Hi.

1650
01:26:23,386 --> 01:26:26,221
- Could I talk to you outside?
- Yeah.

1651
01:26:28,933 --> 01:26:31,518
- License to sell.
- Yeah.

1652
01:26:31,603 --> 01:26:34,021
Look, that's what Sydney borrowed
all that money for.

1653
01:26:34,105 --> 01:26:35,814
He thought it would help my career.

1654
01:26:35,899 --> 01:26:38,150
Well, it got your name out there.

1655
01:26:38,234 --> 01:26:41,445
Besides, you look pretty cute
with a thick mustache.

1656
01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:46,366
Zooey, look,
I'm so sorry that I asked you

1657
01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:47,826
why you thought we should get married.

1658
01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:49,828
It's just that I've been talking
about this stuff with Sydney,

1659
01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:51,914
and, you know, it made me nervous.

1660
01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:55,459
Peter, I'm nervous, too, okay?
It's a big deal.

1661
01:26:55,543 --> 01:26:58,587
I couldn't believe actually how sure
you seemed about the whole thing,

1662
01:26:58,671 --> 01:27:02,549
which is why I freaked out when you
all of a sudden started questioning it.

1663
01:27:02,634 --> 01:27:05,219
Well, I'm sure about us
for so many reasons.

1664
01:27:05,303 --> 01:27:08,305
Truth is, I've been a girlfriend guy,
but out of all those girls,

1665
01:27:08,389 --> 01:27:10,641
you're the only one
that wanted me to have my own life.

1666
01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:14,645
You know? You want me
to have friends for me, not you.

1667
01:27:15,271 --> 01:27:18,607
It's, like, one of the most romantic
things I could ever think of.

1668
01:27:18,691 --> 01:27:20,234
What's up?

1669
01:27:21,861 --> 01:27:23,695
Dude, come on.

1670
01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:27,991
Zooey, I love you, and I wanna spend
the rest of my life with you.

1671
01:27:28,826 --> 01:27:30,911
Can we get this engagement
back on track?

1672
01:27:30,995 --> 01:27:31,995
Okay.

1673
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,498
- Please?
- Yes. Yes.

1674
01:27:36,542 --> 01:27:38,252
- Come on, it's poker night.
- So?

1675
01:27:38,336 --> 01:27:39,795
So just take her out for a cup of coffee
or something.

1676
01:27:39,879 --> 01:27:41,088
I'm not taking her out for a cup of coffee.

1677
01:27:41,172 --> 01:27:43,423
Why don't you take the boys
to fucking Starbucks and play poker?

1678
01:27:43,508 --> 01:27:45,759
Because it's poker night here.
It's always poker night here.

1679
01:27:45,843 --> 01:27:46,964
Yeah, that's my best friend.

1680
01:27:46,970 --> 01:27:48,637
I'm not leaving her, ever.
How about that?

1681
01:27:48,721 --> 01:27:51,139
She can stay here for five years
if she wants to.

1682
01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:53,392
You're gonna dress up like
a cheerleader tonight for me, all right?

1683
01:27:53,476 --> 01:27:54,893
Fine. Get the fuck out of here.

1684
01:27:54,978 --> 01:27:58,730
Hey, Zooey, you can stay here as long
as you want. You are always welcome.

1685
01:27:58,815 --> 01:28:01,233
- Thank you.
- Okay? Hey, by the way,

1686
01:28:01,317 --> 01:28:04,278
Peter, they've got plenty of room open
on the poker table.

1687
01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:06,405
They were lying.
They'd love to have you play poker.

1688
01:28:06,489 --> 01:28:08,365
- I'm not going to.
- Okay.

1689
01:28:09,575 --> 01:28:11,618
Oh, my God.
Barry and Denise fight all the time,

1690
01:28:11,703 --> 01:28:13,578
and then they have really loud,
intense make-up sex.

1691
01:28:13,663 --> 01:28:14,663
Please get me out of here, please.

1692
01:28:14,747 --> 01:28:16,331
- Let's get your stuff. Come on.
- Okay.

1693
01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:18,417
By the way, I ended things with Sydney.

1694
01:28:18,501 --> 01:28:20,752
Peter, really?
I hope that's not because of me.

1695
01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:25,215
No, no. He can be a great guy. it's just...
it wasn't really working out.

1696
01:28:29,220 --> 01:28:31,221
Then you process your purchase.

1697
01:28:31,556 --> 01:28:33,557
That sounds riveting.

1698
01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:41,231
I just stepped
in your dog's crap, asshole!

1699
01:28:41,691 --> 01:28:45,068
Aren't you gonna pick up
your dog's shit, shit giant?

1700
01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:47,362
Pick up your shit like a man!

1701
01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:49,281
Nice scarf, dickwad!

1702
01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:53,493
- Okay, so what should be our last song?
- Into the Mystic.

1703
01:28:54,203 --> 01:28:56,038
That's perfect. That is perfect.

1704
01:28:56,122 --> 01:28:59,333
Okay. Okay, so we have to go
through the place cards one more time,

1705
01:28:59,417 --> 01:29:01,418
'cause I'm a little bit...

1706
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:05,172
Why don't you just call him?

1707
01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:09,092
Because guys don't do that.

1708
01:29:11,220 --> 01:29:15,932
E, Ethan. What's up, my man?
E. Bone Capone.

1709
01:29:16,142 --> 01:29:17,768
I'm just hanging out, man.

1710
01:29:17,852 --> 01:29:20,573
I wanted to see if you wanted to come
over and watch TV or something.

1711
01:29:20,855 --> 01:29:23,106
Again you're gonna watch
the Wonder Emporium?

1712
01:29:24,442 --> 01:29:27,194
Dude, what the fuck is there
to do at LEGOLAND

1713
01:29:27,278 --> 01:29:29,196
that you take these kids there
every weekend?

1714
01:29:31,115 --> 01:29:34,409
I understand that
that's not the point of teaching,

1715
01:29:34,494 --> 01:29:35,994
but just give them all B pluses.

1716
01:29:36,954 --> 01:29:38,955
Can I... Could I come with you?

1717
01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:43,460
What do you mean,
the kids think I'm creepy?

1718
01:29:44,629 --> 01:29:47,172
- Good to see you, Peter.
- You, too, Mel.

1719
01:29:47,256 --> 01:29:51,635
You know, I haven't had a real friend
since my wife passed.

1720
01:29:52,095 --> 01:29:54,388
I'm really glad you called.

1721
01:29:56,015 --> 01:29:59,226
Hey, do you have any plans
on June 30th?

1722
01:30:00,478 --> 01:30:04,564
I'm 89 years old. What the fuck
kind of plans would I have?

1723
01:30:08,319 --> 01:30:11,405
Just needed an adjustment.
I hope it'll be better now.

1724
01:30:11,489 --> 01:30:16,159
My mother knew Roux's return
had nothing to do with the silly old door.

1725
01:30:19,163 --> 01:30:20,872
So did I.

1726
01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:22,791
Stupid.

1727
01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:24,376
My favorite, hot chocolate.

1728
01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:26,313
Davis Dunn, how may I direct your call?

1729
01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:28,422
- Hey, Leanne.
- Peter. Where have you been?

1730
01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:30,757
Well, it's my wedding this weekend,

1731
01:30:30,842 --> 01:30:34,302
so I've been helping my fiancée
with all the last-minute preparations.

1732
01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:35,971
They broke the mold
when they made you.

1733
01:30:36,055 --> 01:30:37,055
Yeah.

1734
01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:39,421
Go check your voice mail.
You got like a million messages.

1735
01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,189
Yeah, is this Pistol Pete?

1736
01:30:46,274 --> 01:30:48,400
I have a home in Los Feliz,
and I've been trying to sell it,

1737
01:30:48,484 --> 01:30:51,570
and I saw your billboards.
I'm very impressed with your ads.

1738
01:30:51,696 --> 01:30:54,739
License to sell? That's hysterical!
It's like James Bond.

1739
01:30:54,824 --> 01:30:56,950
Hi, I'm interested
in buying the Ferrigno estate.

1740
01:30:57,034 --> 01:30:58,410
- If you could give me a call.
- Oh, my God.

1741
01:30:58,494 --> 01:31:02,080
I love the one with you in the bed.
My number is 310...

1742
01:31:02,498 --> 01:31:04,538
- My husband and I saw your ad...
- Stop. Slow down.

1743
01:31:04,667 --> 01:31:06,918
Hello, Peter. It's Doug.

1744
01:31:07,378 --> 01:31:10,213
Saw the billboards. They are wonderful.

1745
01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:15,010
Wouldn't expect anything less from you.
And sorry about calling you a whore.

1746
01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:17,804
And hello to Sydney
if you guys are still together.

1747
01:31:17,889 --> 01:31:19,890
Otherwise, you can Facebook me.

1748
01:31:20,266 --> 01:31:23,602
Peter, hi. It's Lou Ferrigno.
Wonderful billboards.

1749
01:31:23,895 --> 01:31:25,854
Listen, I'm sorry
if I ever doubted you, man.

1750
01:31:26,063 --> 01:31:27,814
I told that douchebag Tevin

1751
01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:30,150
that I want you to have
the exclusive back on my house.

1752
01:31:30,234 --> 01:31:31,359
- Excuse me, Mr. Ferrigno?
- Yeah.

1753
01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:33,403
- Ten-minute warning.
- Okay. Thank you.

1754
01:31:33,488 --> 01:31:35,822
So just call me or just text me.

1755
01:31:36,073 --> 01:31:37,866
Goodbye, my friend.

1756
01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:45,332
There's my dog!

1757
01:31:45,416 --> 01:31:48,043
Hey, me rikey the billboards.

1758
01:31:48,127 --> 01:31:50,587
I completely underestimated you,
my brother.

1759
01:31:50,671 --> 01:31:53,256
What say we go down to Houston's,
get a burger and a beer

1760
01:31:53,341 --> 01:31:56,760
and talk about how we can tag-team
the Ferrigno deal?

1761
01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:04,851
Why are you slapping me?

1762
01:32:04,936 --> 01:32:07,103
Because I wanted
to cause you some physical pain,

1763
01:32:07,188 --> 01:32:10,524
but I have never actually hit anybody
in the face. it freaks me out.

1764
01:32:10,608 --> 01:32:13,068
And I didn't really know what to do.

1765
01:32:13,152 --> 01:32:16,112
Tevin, stay the fuck away
from my listing.

1766
01:32:23,996 --> 01:32:26,081
- Hey, Carolyn.
- Hey, Pete.

1767
01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:29,376
Good luck, Peter.

1768
01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:43,557
I'm so excited to see who Peter chose
for his wedding party.

1769
01:32:43,641 --> 01:32:45,141
Yeah. Yeah.

1770
01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:06,413
Honestly, that has to be
the most random

1771
01:33:06,497 --> 01:33:08,873
collection of groomsmen
in the history of weddings.

1772
01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:11,209
- I'm great. You know, I just got to...
- Okay.

1773
01:33:11,294 --> 01:33:12,586
I'll see you at the wedding.

1774
01:33:12,670 --> 01:33:14,671
I'm gonna get another mimosa.

1775
01:33:14,755 --> 01:33:17,132
Do you want to finish the one...

1776
01:33:38,529 --> 01:33:39,738
Hello?

1777
01:33:40,573 --> 01:33:43,575
Hey. Wow,
I didn't expect to hear from you.

1778
01:33:45,036 --> 01:33:47,495
No, I wouldn't want to impose.

1779
01:33:49,081 --> 01:33:50,957
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe if I hurry, I can make the end of it.

1780
01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:54,252
Okay, I gotta go.
I gotta find something to wear.

1781
01:34:05,556 --> 01:34:08,099
Which one of these men has the ring?

1782
01:34:08,434 --> 01:34:12,729
I actually don't have a best man, so...

1783
01:34:14,774 --> 01:34:18,109
Robbie, I want you
to hold the ring for me.

1784
01:34:19,153 --> 01:34:21,071
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

1785
01:34:23,949 --> 01:34:26,993
- Okay.
- Unless you don't want to. I mean...

1786
01:34:29,246 --> 01:34:30,413
Thanks, Peter.

1787
01:34:30,498 --> 01:34:32,457
So sweet.

1788
01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:37,337
Hey, I want you boys to know,
you're both my best friends

1789
01:34:40,007 --> 01:34:41,925
and Hank Mardukas.

1790
01:34:43,010 --> 01:34:44,511
Hey, Hank.

1791
01:35:22,633 --> 01:35:23,883
Awesome tux.

1792
01:35:24,468 --> 01:35:27,053
- Thanks. it's blue.
- Yes, it is.

1793
01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:29,389
- You look amazing.
- Thank you.

1794
01:35:30,474 --> 01:35:34,144
Good afternoon.
We are gathered here today

1795
01:35:34,228 --> 01:35:37,856
to join Peter Klaven and Zooey Rice
in matrimony.

1796
01:35:38,607 --> 01:35:42,318
If anyone can show just cause
why they may not marry...

1797
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:44,404
You son of a bitch!

1798
01:35:44,488 --> 01:35:47,240
No, no, Mr. Ferrigno,
I don't wanna object.

1799
01:35:47,324 --> 01:35:50,285
I just wanted to make it in time
for the vows. That's all.

1800
01:35:50,369 --> 01:35:52,120
I'm sorry. Sorry.

1801
01:35:52,663 --> 01:35:54,038
Sydney, come up.

1802
01:35:54,123 --> 01:35:55,832
No, I'm fine back here.

1803
01:35:55,916 --> 01:35:58,418
- Please, yes. Yes.
- Are you sure?

1804
01:35:59,336 --> 01:36:01,254
I hope you don't mind.

1805
01:36:01,338 --> 01:36:03,047
You invited him?

1806
01:36:10,014 --> 01:36:12,557
Well, I saw you walking
on the lawn looking all sad,

1807
01:36:12,641 --> 01:36:16,853
and I realized I couldn't let you
get married without your best man.

1808
01:36:20,065 --> 01:36:23,026
- I love you so much.
- I love you, too.

1809
01:36:23,235 --> 01:36:25,236
Zooey, thanks so much for inviting me.

1810
01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:28,198
Of course. You got here really fast.

1811
01:36:28,282 --> 01:36:30,033
Yeah. You know what,
I was on the Vesp,

1812
01:36:30,117 --> 01:36:33,369
so I just did the old weaveroo.

1813
01:36:33,996 --> 01:36:36,915
Dude, you're lying.
Your voice went up when you said that.

1814
01:36:36,999 --> 01:36:38,833
His voice got high.

1815
01:36:40,377 --> 01:36:42,128
Look, I was on my way
when Zooey called.

1816
01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:45,882
Invite or not, there was no way
I was gonna miss your wedding,

1817
01:36:45,966 --> 01:36:48,301
and I wanted to give you this.

1818
01:36:51,388 --> 01:36:53,139
Man, you don't have to do this.

1819
01:36:53,224 --> 01:36:54,349
You know what?
I know you don't believe me,

1820
01:36:54,433 --> 01:36:57,101
but I'm actually
a pretty successful investor, so...

1821
01:36:57,186 --> 01:36:59,395
Look, the billboards
were my wedding gift to you guys.

1822
01:36:59,480 --> 01:37:00,605
Man, they worked.

1823
01:37:00,689 --> 01:37:03,483
Yeah, I figured when I saw the Ferrigs
that they must have worked.

1824
01:37:03,567 --> 01:37:05,318
- That's great.
- Lou's the best.

1825
01:37:05,402 --> 01:37:06,903
I can only imagine.

1826
01:37:09,740 --> 01:37:13,284
I put him in a sleeper hold. Out.

1827
01:37:13,577 --> 01:37:15,578
Sydney, I'm really sorry
for all the stuff that I said.

1828
01:37:15,663 --> 01:37:19,624
Pete, you called me
on a lot of my issues. I appreciate it.

1829
01:37:19,875 --> 01:37:23,127
And for the record, I saw Chocolat.

1830
01:37:24,004 --> 01:37:25,755
Just delightful.

1831
01:37:26,340 --> 01:37:27,340
It is, right?

1832
01:37:27,508 --> 01:37:29,050
- I love Chocolat.
- I love that movie.

1833
01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:31,928
- Chocolat? What the fuck is that?
- I have no idea.

1834
01:37:32,012 --> 01:37:33,638
It's a beautiful movie.

1835
01:37:34,557 --> 01:37:37,016
I'm really glad you're here, Sydney.

1836
01:37:38,018 --> 01:37:39,269
Me, too.

1837
01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:42,605
I can't even imagine getting married
without you.

1838
01:37:46,277 --> 01:37:47,944
I love you, man.

1839
01:37:48,612 --> 01:37:50,446
I love you, too, bud.

1840
01:37:54,618 --> 01:37:57,036
- I love you, dude.
- I love you, Bro Montana.

1841
01:37:57,121 --> 01:37:59,747
- I love you, holmes.
- I love you, Broseph Goebbels.

1842
01:37:59,832 --> 01:38:02,333
- Love you, muchacha.
- I love you, Tycho Brohe.

1843
01:38:02,418 --> 01:38:06,296
Okay. Okay. Right. Let's continue here.

1844
01:38:06,797 --> 01:38:08,923
- I so wanna marry you.
- You will.

1845
01:38:09,008 --> 01:38:10,216
I'm going to.

1846
01:38:10,301 --> 01:38:11,634
Zooey, repeat after me.

1847
01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,137
- I, Zooey Rice.
- I, Zooey Rice.

1848
01:38:14,221 --> 01:38:17,223
- Take you, Peter Klaven.
- Take you, Peter Klaven.

1849
01:38:17,308 --> 01:38:21,227
- To be my lawfully wedded husband.
- To be my lawfully wedded husband.

1850
01:40:07,751 --> 01:40:10,044
I'm really sorry
about that dumb toast I gave.

1851
01:40:10,129 --> 01:40:12,714
It was out of line. I got really nervous
to meet you and I'm...

1852
01:40:12,798 --> 01:40:14,674
I don't know what happened to me.
I'm sorry.

1853
01:40:14,758 --> 01:40:18,136
Sydney, it's fine. Thank you.
That's very sweet of you.

1854
01:40:18,220 --> 01:40:21,723
For the record, I like giving blowjobs.

1855
01:40:21,807 --> 01:40:24,851
Well, that's good to hear. You know,
I was just looking out for my buddy.

1856
01:40:24,935 --> 01:40:25,935
I hear you.

1857
01:40:26,020 --> 01:40:28,396
I had to make sure that
he's getting blowies on a regular basis.

1858
01:40:28,480 --> 01:40:30,857
Yeah, I'm not really comfortable
with this conversation.

1859
01:40:30,941 --> 01:40:32,775
- Honey.
- We're all friends now.

1860
01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:34,694
- Friends do this.
- No, they don't.

1861
01:40:40,909 --> 01:40:42,785
- Wow, you have a nice singing voice.
- Thanks.

1862
01:40:42,870 --> 01:40:45,121
- Are you in a band?
- Not yet.

1863
01:40:45,205 --> 01:40:46,372
- Hailey.
- Lonnie.

1864
01:40:46,457 --> 01:40:47,749
- Hi.
- Hi.

1865
01:40:52,296 --> 01:40:54,589
That's awesome! That's awesome!

1866
01:40:54,798 --> 01:40:56,507
Excuse me, Peter.

1867
01:41:00,345 --> 01:41:02,513
Get my wife on up here!

1868
01:41:05,350 --> 01:41:07,310
You've been Rushified!

1869
01:41:12,066 --> 01:41:13,524
- You should be...
- You've never called me an asshole?

1870
01:41:13,609 --> 01:41:15,234
No, I've said you act like an asshole.

1871
01:41:15,319 --> 01:41:17,319
So, you get away with it
because it was the act of.

1872
01:41:17,321 --> 01:41:18,481
- That's your behavior.
- Right.

1873
01:41:18,530 --> 01:41:20,490
I'm not saying you're an asshole.

1874
01:41:20,574 --> 01:41:21,616
Oh, my God.

1875
01:41:21,700 --> 01:41:23,785
Shit. What?
Do I have a fucking sign on me?

1876
01:41:23,869 --> 01:41:26,412
- No, it's not my fault.
- How is it not your fault?

1877
01:41:26,497 --> 01:41:28,372
Because I'm pregnant.

1878
01:41:29,875 --> 01:41:32,710
I love you so much. I love you so much.

1879
01:41:33,670 --> 01:41:36,422
- Are you still mad?
- Try to make it a boy.

1880
01:41:56,193 --> 01:41:58,528
Thank you.
I'd just like to make a quick toast.

1881
01:41:58,612 --> 01:41:59,695
No!