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Motherfucking cocksucker.
Motherfucking shit fucker!
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What am I doing? What am I doing?
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I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm doing the best that I can.
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I know that's all I can ask of myself.
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But is that good enough?
Is my work doing any good?
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Is anybody paying attention? Is it
hopeless to try and change things?
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The African guy's a sign, right?
Because if he isn't,
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then nothing in this world
makes any sense to me.
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I'm fucked. Maybe I should quit.
Don't quit.
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Maybe I should just fucking quit.
Don't fucking quit.
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I don't know what the fuck I'm
supposed to fucking do anymore.
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Fucker. Fuck! Shit!
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I'm glad we saved a piece of this marsh.
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I know it's small, but
at least it's something.
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Don't stop fighting.
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We're going to save a
lot more of this place.
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To celebrate, I have a
poem I'd like to read.
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"Nobody sits like this rock sits.
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"You rock, rock. The
rock just sits and is.
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You show us how to just sit
here, and that's what we need."
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Yeah, we did it.
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- Any press come?
- Yeah, local paper's here. What's wrong?
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Nothing. It's just I have an appointment
to check out this African guy.
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- What African guy?
- Exactly. What African guy?
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♪ ♪
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Come on.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Hello. Albert markovski. I
have a 1:00 appointment.
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Sorry, I'm late. This
place is like a maze.
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Have a seat. We'll be right with you.
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Why don't you just tell me
what your situation is.
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Look, I'm not really sure I know exactly
what you guys do here, all right?
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Well, we, uh-- we'll investigate
and solve your case.
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How? If you sign a contract,
we'll follow you.
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You'll spy? Yes.
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On me? Yes.
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Will you be spying on
me in the bathroom? Yes.
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In the bathroom? Yes.
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Why? There's nothing too small.
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You know when police find the slightest
bit of d.N.A. And build a case?
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If we might see you-- you
floss or masturbate,
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that could be the key
to your entire reality.
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So I'm hiring you to spy on me.
That's right.
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So we can figure out your situation
and resolve your crisis.
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In addition, my associate will approach
your case from a different angle.
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What do you mean a different angle?
What does that mean?
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Regarding your perception of reality.
He'll tell you about that.
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- Who sent you here?
- Nobody. I found your card.
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Where? In some fancy restaurant
that I'd never been to before.
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I didn't have the proper attire. So
the let me borrow a suit jacket.
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I reached into my pocket,
and there was your card.
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The weird thing is I
always have a jacket.
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But not that day? No.
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Brad stand. Hey.
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Kind of a coincidence. Yes, exactly.
My case is a coincidence.
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About the restaurant and the jacket?
No, no. That-that's--
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I'm talking about a big coincidence.
It involves one man.
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It's a three-parter. Okay. Ready?
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First part.
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I went to a place called
schottinger's photo archives.
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I was there getting stills
of early Bob Dylan.
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In comes this tall African guy. He's
like 18 years old or something.
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You know, he's in there getting
photos of Morris Chestnut,
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Shaquille O'Neal, Jim carrey.
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He's an autograph hound.
Kind of guy likes to get...
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Glossies of famous people
and get them signed.
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Two weeks later, I see
the same African guy.
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He's working as a doorman
at my friend's building.
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Oh, my God!
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- Who's your friend?
- Jay wendorff. But it's not his apartment.
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It's his girlfriend's. What's her name?
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Uh, Kelly. Kelly coulter.
So, okay, that's two.
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One time at schottinger's photo archive,
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second time as the doorman.
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Third time I see this man,
he's in a van at the mall.
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What are you doing at the mall?
I'm working.
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I'm making a statement
for the open spaces.
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Got any respect, you crazy bastard?
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You don't park no tree
in this parking lot!
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I gotta come take that tree,
remove it and let traffic through.
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You're just creatin' more work for me.
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- They're not always meaningful.
- Yeah, it's meaningful.
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Meaningful how? That's what
I want you to find out.
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- About your life.
- Yeah, about my life.
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And about the whole thing. About the
universe, you know? The big one.
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I mean, should I keep doing what I'm doing?
Is it hopeless?
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Mr. markovski, we see a
lot of people in here...
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Who claim they want to know the
ultimate truth about reality.
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They want to peer under the
surface at the big everything,
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but this can be a very painful
process full of surprises.
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It can dismantle the
world as you know it.
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That's why most people prefer to
remain on the surface of things.
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Maybe you should go home.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
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Take it easy. What do you say?
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I say don't give me the brush-off.
Please.
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I want to know. This is big.
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Have you ever transcended
space and time? Yes. No.
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Uh, time, not space. No, I don't
know what you're talking about.
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I take it you don't make very
much money, Mr. markovski.
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Is that gonna be a problem? Are
you expensive, what you do?
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We have a sliding scale. Some
of our clients pay $30 a week.
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Some of our wealthy clients
pay several thousand a week.
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I can't believe you guys actually exist.
How long have you been doing this?
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Seventeen years, 352 cases. That's crazy.
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I'm gonna have to ask you to
please steer clear of my office...
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Because my work situation is
a little shaky, all right?
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You want us to stay away from your job?
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Yeah. If you come snooping
around my office,
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it could make me look unstable
and it could hurt me.
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I want you to meet my colleague.
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Bernard? Uh-huh.
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This is Mr. markovski. Hi.
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- He's going to have to be pro Bono.
- Okay. Sounds good.
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Thank you very much
for taking on my case.
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Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome.
Hold on.
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He hasn't signed a contract. Let's do
this and then we'll get to the contract.
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It's too much too soon. It's always too much too soon.
That's the nature of the beast.
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Approach, patience, finesse.
Will you stop?
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Come on. We need to start
with his specifics, Bernard.
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We need to go past logic though.
Come on. Let's go.
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Give me a kiss. Come on. Okay.
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Will you tell me where we're
having dinner tonight?
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Korean barbecue. Really?
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Okay, let's get started.
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Is this part of my investigation?
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Yes. Say this blanket represents all the
matter and energy in the universe, okay?
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You, me, everything.
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Nothing has been left out, all right?
All the particles, everything.
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What's outside this blanket? More blankets.
That's the point.
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Blanket's everything. Exactly.
This is everything.
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Let's just say that
this is me, all right?
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And I'm, what, 60-odd years old
and I'm wearing a gray suit.
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Blah, blah, blah. And let's
say over here, this is you.
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And, you're-- I don't know, you're 21.
You got dark hair, etc.
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And over here, this is Vivian,
my wife and colleague.
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Then over here, this is the
eiffel tower, right? It's Paris.
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And this is a war. And
this is, uh, a museum.
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And this is a disease.
And this is an orgasm.
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And this is a hamburger.
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Everything is the same even
if it's different. Exactly.
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But our everyday mind forgets this.
We think everything is separate.
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Limited. I'm over here. You're over there.
Which is true.
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But it's not the whole truth
because we're all connected.
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Because we... are connected.
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Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Okay?
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Yeah. All right, now, we need to learn...
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How to see the blanket
truth all the time.
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Right in the everyday stuff.
And that's what this is for.
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Why? Why what?
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Why do I need to learn how to see the blanket
thing all the time in the everyday stuff?
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You wouldn't want to miss out
on the big picture, would you?
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Uh-uh. That's partly why
you're here, right?
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And this is it. I'm talking
about it right now.
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It will take a while for
you to get it, you know?
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But... it will help you.
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- How?
- When you get the blanket thing you can relax...
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Because everything you could ever
want or be, you already have and are.
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That sound pretty good?
That sounds very good.
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All right, get in. You want me to get in?
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So, get in here? Yeah.
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What's going to happen to me in there?
Oh, hey, you're gonna see.
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You'll find out.
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The purpose of this suit, Mr.
Markovski, is to help shut down...
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Your everyday perceptions and
give up your usual identity...
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That you think separates
you from everything.
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This room, this street,
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this town, this country, this economy,
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this history, this planet.
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Your body, your senses, your job.
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Everything that you identify with.
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Hey, man. How's it going?
You're an asshole.
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We will fucking destroy you, deary.
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- Got Shaquille O'Neal.
- I like Shaq.
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Hey.
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Brad stand. Hey, how are you?
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So what's the open spaces take on that?
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Well, I think you guys can
definitely rebuild in areas...
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That are already run-down
instead of tearing up new land.
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New land. New land. We're open to that.
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That's who we are at open spaces.
We can't throw that away.
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We're not asking you to throw that away.
I'm not gonna bullshit you, right?
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Part of this is we took a beating
in the press for all our growth.
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Opening so many stores
in such a short time.
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So if we work with you and
your open spaces coalition,
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is that gonna help the huckabees image?
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Yes. Does it help me? Yes.
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Do I benefit from getting some great p.R.
For huckabees when we need it? Absolutely.
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But do I care about saving
the open spaces? Yes, I do.
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Don't look at me. What's wrong with you?
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Beat it, you little pussy.
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What's wrong with you? Pussy.
You're an asshole.
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How are you? Okay? You doing okay?
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I thought you said that
was going to relax me.
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Eventually, but you have
to practice at home. Okay?
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You got a lot of layers in there, don't you?
Huh? All right?
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Yeah. Okay.
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How am I supposed to practice at home?
I don't have one of these.
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It doesn't matter. What you can do-- it--
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Just use an eye mask or
shut your eyes, okay?
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Oh.
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Um, hi. What should I be doing?
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Whatever you normally do.
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I wanted to thank you for what
you did with the oak tree.
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I played in that tree when I was little.
I thought we had a chance,
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but they chopped it to pieces.
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Hi. I have some questions...
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About power lines over the playground
where my daughter goes to school.
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Please call me. I'm Marjorie at 96--
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Hey, we got to talk, man. Hey, what's going on?
Where is everybody?
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- Brad moved the meeting.
- He what?
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To huckabees corporate. Listen.
Okay. I want you to do this.
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I want you to get me the national
office on the phone right now.
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Call orrin Spence and tell him that
Brad is trying to hijack my coalition.
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This should've gone to the other chapter a week ago.
I want those flyers...
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Outta the parking lot. It's a free country.
The poems work.
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Oh, you are pissing people off.
Oh, no, I'm not.
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Yeah, you really are. You're
pissing people-- no, I'm not.
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If my poems had gone out with the Shania
mailing, it'd be a different story.
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You know what? You're not
leading this coalition anymore.
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I am the coalition. I wrote the charter.
Uh-huh. Not for long.
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Tell him it's important. I'm not
going to any meeting at huckabees.
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I can't get 'em. Can you just keep trying?
Just keep trying.
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Orrin Spence. Brad cannot
do this to us, all right?
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How can she get you out of
the charter, man? She can't!
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This is my work situation, the one I
was telling you about. It's a little--
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00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,699
I'll describe it later to
you if we could just--
228
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:39,436
Don't worry, Albert. We're gonna knock that
meeting on its ass. Copy these and get these out.
229
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:44,341
You're fighting suburban sprawl and this fellow,
Brad stand, and you have had a falling out.
230
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,510
Remember, I told you not
to come by my work?
231
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,913
Oh, yes, I remember. Now, tell me, did
the coalition inspire the poetry?
232
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,416
Or did the poetry inspire the coalition?
This is looking weird.
233
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,218
Can we schedule a time when you can come by?
This thread of your--
234
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:59,423
This has nothing to do with my coincidence.
My coincidence has to do with an African man.
235
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:03,894
Viv! Viv! Mr. corn is having a crisis. You
better talk to him. Mr. corn, crisis.
236
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,862
Tommy, what is it? I got a
serious situation here.
237
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:09,232
Tell me what's happening. She wants
to talk about my work situation.
238
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:12,369
I want to know about my coincidences.
What's happening now?
239
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,204
This is what's happening now.
She's spying--
240
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:18,108
Talking about the blanket. I don't
want to do the blanket right now.
241
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,310
Like this.
242
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,890
Wait a minute. Whoa. What's going on?
243
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:36,159
I need facts, Bernard, to
piece together a theory.
244
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,629
No time for infinity? Gotta
piece together a theory?
245
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,465
This isn't cool. What? What?
246
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:45,035
Listen, you go visit Mr. corn.
His wife is leaving him.
247
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,837
I think I've got a really
hot lead, Bernard.
248
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,607
Albert, the universe is an infinite
sphere whose center is everywhere...
249
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,776
And whose circumference is nowhere.
250
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,846
Well, how can the center
be everywhere if--
251
00:16:56,914 --> 00:17:01,284
She just dove into the back of Angela's car.
You gotta keep using the method.
252
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:04,621
I gotta check on-- on, uh, Mr.
Corn right now, okay?
253
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:09,426
That method works. Don't
forget to use it, all right?
254
00:17:11,162 --> 00:17:13,864
Mmm. Mmm! Mm.
255
00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:35,318
Jimbo, everything on this lawn goes.
256
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,121
The microwave, the coffee grinder.
257
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:41,224
Baby! Baby, come on.
258
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,427
Don't do this, please.
259
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:45,529
Hey, don't do this.
260
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:49,332
- You don't need anyone.
- That's not true. I need you guys.
261
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,967
If nothing matters, how can I matter?
262
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:53,570
I don't know if nothingness
matters or somethingness matters.
263
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,239
I'm trying to figure that out
and I want you to help me.
264
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,141
Somethingness, nothingness.
You know what?
265
00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:01,445
I-I-I-- you figure it out.
Let go! Let go of me!
266
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:04,381
Okay, uh, hold on now. Tell
me what happened. Okay?
267
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,116
She won't stay and share this with me.
268
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:09,019
T-tell me what that is. It's important to me.
I see it so clearly.
269
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,822
Yeah? You use petroleum, you're a murderer.
That's a fact.
270
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,457
Yes, yes, yes. Murderer. A murderer?
271
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,226
One-- killin' the ozone and all
the creatures that it's hurting?
272
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:19,696
Calm down. Two-- killing arabs in
oil-producing dictatorships...
273
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,632
Where everybody is poor-- that
is cruelty and it's inhumane.
274
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:26,069
You've talked to me about this.
So if this world is temporary,
275
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,337
yeah. Identity is an illusion,
276
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:30,607
yeah. Then everything is meaningless
and it doesn't matter if you--
277
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,275
No. It-- that's got me very confused.
278
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,644
No, it matters. It matters.
It matters. Look, Tommy.
279
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:37,280
See, this is the universe. And
that's our galaxy over here.
280
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,851
What universe? What universe?
This. Tommy, come on.
281
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,053
Come on. There's dust and gas there.
282
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,754
Yeah? There's us over here...
283
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,523
And good and bad luck in the middle.
284
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,092
That's chaos. That's my "b."
This doesn't sound like you.
285
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,528
No, vauban talks about space.
Where'd you get that book?
286
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,598
You sent it to me. No, no. We
would never give you this book.
287
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,735
- You didn't send this? -Caterine vauban's
full of shit. What is she doing here?
288
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,637
God, she never leaves Paris.
This is insane.
289
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,373
This is a pretty good book.
You should read this. What?
290
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,076
She says nothing's connected,
doesn't matter what you do,
291
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,078
you can drive a car, you can burn up gas,
292
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,413
yeah? Which would explain the
way things actually are...
293
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:11,848
Where people do destructive
things like it doesn't matter.
294
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:15,619
Tommy, Tommy, everything is
connected and everything matters.
295
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,021
There's not an atom in our bodies...
296
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,624
That has not been forged
in the furnace of the sun.
297
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,626
Now, isn't that cool? Huh? Yes.
298
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,561
That's a cool thing, isn't it? But--
299
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,097
But what? You tell me where
she contradicts that.
300
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,499
Oh, right here. Where? Where?
301
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,867
There-- where?
302
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:36,106
"Less than 5% of the cosmos is composed of
the same elements that compose human life."
303
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,975
You know-- there you go. That
means we're all alone...
304
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,677
And we're miserable and isolated.
305
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,379
Molly, if you-- listen. If you--
306
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,282
If you leave him before
he gets done dismantling,
307
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:48,218
he will never make it
to the other side, okay?
308
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,053
You know what? I'm done
with the dismantling.
309
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:53,623
You don't want to ask these questions?
No! I want to live my life!
310
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,459
What is that life, baby? What
are we part of? Who are we?
311
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:59,362
Look at this. Do you know
where these come from?
312
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,264
Yeah, my closet. Indonesia.
313
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:04,234
The store. Baby, this is the truth, okay?
314
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:07,037
Little girls like you, they have
to work in dark factories...
315
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,874
Where they go blind for $1.60 a month
just to make mommy her pretty shoes.
316
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:15,145
Can you imagine that, Caitlin? I don't
want the children to work in factories!
317
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,813
Don't listen, honey. Daddy is crazy.
318
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,648
Daddy's not crazy, baby.
The world is crazy.
319
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:22,385
- It's important to ask questions.
- Don't let them go blind!
320
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,288
Mommy doesn't ask 'cause
mommy doesn't care.
321
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,591
Don't stop asking questions, baby.
Damn you!
322
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,327
- How dare you!
- Skippy, put her in the car, will ya?
323
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:33,096
"Less than 5% of the cosmos...
Give me the Teddy!
324
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,865
Is composed of the same elements
that compose human life."
325
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:39,236
What does that matter? You should
be asking these questions, skip.
326
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:43,139
Guys, give him a break. His therapist
is down here to help him out.
327
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,808
Excuse me. What did you call me?
328
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,210
You're his therapist? No,
I'm-- not his therapist.
329
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:51,114
We need to talk 'cause this book is
making a lot of sense to me and I want--
330
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:53,950
And what is caterine vauban
doing in the United States?
331
00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,753
What the hell are you talking about?
332
00:21:18,909 --> 00:21:22,579
- No, no, wait.
- This is really good.
333
00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:28,084
You think that's funny?
I got a story for you.
334
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:32,555
It's only four months old. Wait. Wait. Listen.
Listen. Listen to the master, all right?
335
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:36,259
I'm with Shania. We're opening
a megastore down by the loop.
336
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,028
Shania's there promoting
her apparel, right?
337
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:43,566
It's 4:00 and she's starving. So I order
a ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no Mayo.
338
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:45,535
Stop it!
339
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,037
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
340
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,340
Shania hates Mayo, all right? And
she can't eat chicken salad.
341
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:54,778
That's no joke, all right? We gave it
to her once, she threw up in the limo.
342
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:57,580
She's vomiting all over the limo.
The lady hates chicken salad.
343
00:21:57,582 --> 00:22:01,618
So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches.
She still doesn't believe me.
344
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,920
I say, "Shania, I'm allergic to Mayo."
345
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:08,291
- Which, by the way, is a lie.
- He loves Mayo! He loves it.
346
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:12,996
Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two
of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it.
347
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:17,100
So she eats one and a half sandwiches.
One and a half sandwiches...
348
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:20,503
Before she realizes...
It's chicken salad.
349
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:24,407
And she actually likes it.
She did not vomit.
350
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:31,181
He made her change her mind. And that's
what they want upstairs in corporate, okay?
351
00:22:34,452 --> 00:22:36,319
Excuse me? Can I help you?
352
00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:39,155
- Shh. Shh. Shh.
- Excuse me?
353
00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:42,125
Yes, I'm here for the open
spaces meeting with Brad stand.
354
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:44,994
Okay, well, then you are in the
wrong area entirely. Come on.
355
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,831
I'll show you where to go. You're
very, very helpful. Thanks a lot.
356
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:52,335
There's no reason for you to be up here.
This is an executive private floor.
357
00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:55,772
It's for-- come on. Let's pick it up.
Heel to toe.
358
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:59,376
Unless you're an executive or
an executive's assistant...
359
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,577
Or someone who is a--
360
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:05,048
No. No, ma'am. Shania has no song for you.
Let's move it along this way.
361
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:08,985
You're supposed to be on another floor.
Security is very tight in this building.
362
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:12,021
Or at least I thought it was
very tight in this building.
363
00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:14,758
Of course, every now and
then we get somebody...
364
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,926
Who gets off on the wrong floor.
365
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:18,595
And then people flitting about--
366
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:23,566
At huckabees, the everything store.
367
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:26,603
Let me try that one more time.
368
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:27,904
I-- I-- okay.
369
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:34,310
Tops and mops. 50% off all women's
shirts and hair products.
370
00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:39,048
This week only. At huckabees,
the everything store.
371
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:42,252
Uh, dawn, can we do it one more time?
372
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,687
I think we can do it better.
373
00:23:46,490 --> 00:23:49,159
I suck, Daryl. I really sucked.
You're doing great, dawn.
374
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:52,429
I can't do this. I can't do it.
Don't give me that face.
375
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,197
I don't know what's wrong with me.
376
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:57,667
Your voice is the trademark
voice of huckabees.
377
00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:00,069
Oh, there she is!
You're one sneaky lady.
378
00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:02,071
I was almost in the elevators.
We're going now.
379
00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:07,610
Let's move it along. There we go.
I'll show you where you need to go.
380
00:24:10,147 --> 00:24:13,082
Moved my meeting to the
huckabees corporation.
381
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:16,186
I saved this rock. I'm
going to save this place.
382
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,922
They're not gonna save this place.
383
00:24:20,157 --> 00:24:21,991
Rat-fucking-bastard Brad stand.
384
00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:26,429
Corporate prick bastard. Oh,
motherfucking dickhead.
385
00:24:27,131 --> 00:24:31,301
"Betrayed" by Albert markovski.
386
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:36,239
Is it possible for anybody in this world
to work together to make it better?
387
00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:37,307
I don't think so.
388
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,577
It was Albert's vision. This
whole thing was Albert's vision.
389
00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:44,614
- Tell me about Brad.
- Albert let him in, which was a mistake.
390
00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:47,183
- Fuck!
- He has been enormously helpful--
391
00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:50,653
He dropped Albert's poems from the benefit.
And the mailing.
392
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,723
Settle down. Someone tell me
about the woods and the marsh.
393
00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:56,993
Mary Jane, this is your story.
Why don't you do it?
394
00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:01,397
My great grandfather owned
the woods and the marsh.
395
00:25:01,399 --> 00:25:06,102
We deeded them over to the
municipality in 1972.
396
00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:09,138
In perpetuity for the public.
397
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:12,909
- Tell me why.
- We just wanted to share this beautiful place.
398
00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:16,713
And now the town is
looking at subclauses.
399
00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:20,617
All of the sudden wants
yet another mall...
400
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:23,253
And houses on this beautiful marsh.
401
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,154
So we're fighting it. We are fighting it.
402
00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:28,291
- We have to save the marsh.
- Sorry I'm late, guys.
403
00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:32,428
I got the photo of the
wetlands right here!
404
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:33,596
It looks beautiful!
405
00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:37,166
Here's the marsh and woods
we're going to save.
406
00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:39,602
This photo says good times and peace.
407
00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:42,005
Shania's right here. No silly poetry.
408
00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,574
Let the beauty speak for itself.
409
00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:47,310
This is where the little
Jack-in-the-pulpits live.
410
00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:49,712
An image is always better.
You've gotta reach people quick.
411
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:53,983
They don't understand poems. They don't want
to hear poems. They have no time for them.
412
00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:58,154
They think too much. Open spaces
t's for everyone. Mary Jane.
413
00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:01,624
- Extra small for your grandson, right?
- You shouldn't have.
414
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:05,228
Open spaces t's and here is
the schedule for the benefit.
415
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,629
First up, cocktails. Then, Mary Jane,
416
00:26:06,631 --> 00:26:10,366
you introduce the marsh video, background
story, animals, plants and stuff.
417
00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:16,205
Angela, you speak. Marty speaks for huckabees.
I speak. Then Shania sings.
418
00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:21,444
Shania twain entertains us.
419
00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:24,080
Hi, have we met? No. Vivian jaffe.
420
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:27,116
- Brad stand.
- She's a perspective from--
421
00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:28,785
Albert markovski.
422
00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:31,487
- Sorry, that's not gonna work.
- What's the matter with that?
423
00:26:31,489 --> 00:26:33,523
- How are you connected?
- Through an investigation.
424
00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:37,160
I worry about that guy. He alienates people.
What kind of investigation?
425
00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:40,463
Existential. I'd like to ask a
few questions if you don't mind.
426
00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:44,667
Actually we do. We do because we've
got to meet, and we're a little late.
427
00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:47,303
Sounds kind of interesting though.
Have you got a card?
428
00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:49,472
Yes. I don't mean to
give you a hard time.
429
00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,507
Existential? Is that like a therapy?
430
00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:54,177
Okay, let's go, sneaky lady.
Let's step it outside.
431
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,846
I told you to stay away
from my work situation!
432
00:26:56,848 --> 00:27:01,417
To solve your coincidence, we have to put it
into context. Brad stand seems very important.
433
00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:04,921
So you come by huckabees corporate and say
you're my fucking existential detectives?
434
00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:10,259
I'm lucky if I last another day! We can solve
your case sooner if you're straight with us.
435
00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:12,428
I'm being straight with you.
Brad smeared me...
436
00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:14,197
And took the coalition in
a different direction.
437
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:18,735
That's straight. At schottinger's photo
archive where you met Mr. nimieri--
438
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:20,203
Who's Mr.-- who's that?
439
00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,805
The African guy. That's the
African guy from my coincidence.
440
00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:27,410
This is what I wanna talk about. It wasn't
your first time at schottinger's, was it?
441
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,912
- Did I say it was?
- You did. You agree it wasn't?
442
00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:31,614
Sure. It wasn't my first time. Big deal.
443
00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:36,152
It was more like a regular thing with you. And
you weren't finding a still of Bob Dylan.
444
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:38,588
You were planting photos of
yourself in the archive.
445
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:43,626
What are you getting at? Why would
you do something like that?
446
00:27:43,628 --> 00:27:47,864
To be noticed. Maybe urgently.
447
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:50,333
Maybe, yeah. Uh-huh.
448
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,969
How did that affect things
with Brad at the coalition?
449
00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:55,805
How did if affect things at the coalition?
I don't know.
450
00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:57,774
You know, it was a drag.
It really was a drag.
451
00:27:57,776 --> 00:28:01,844
Because I wanted my poems to go out with
the fund-raiser mailing. Brad didn't.
452
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,147
He was all obsessed with
Shania and Pete Sampras.
453
00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:07,784
Not what we were really supposed
to be focusing on-- hurt.
454
00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:13,056
You planted photos of yourself and your poems
at schottinger's. Brad didn't respect you.
455
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:16,492
- No, he didn't.
- And yet you brought him into the open spaces coalition.
456
00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:20,663
- Why is that?
- I needed the sponsor to take my cause to another level.
457
00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:22,265
That's why. Why else would I do it?
458
00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:25,234
- Like we said. To be noticed.
- This is absurd. Show me my folder.
459
00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:30,206
No. That is not productive. At the photo
archive, you spent a lot of time...
460
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,975
Looking at old Jessica lange
bathing suit stills, why?
461
00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:34,711
That's only because lange
comes before markovski.
462
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:38,214
I was putting my head shots under
markovski, and then "I" is right before it.
463
00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:42,218
I might've looked at a little bit of lange
on the way out. What's the big deal?
464
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:46,622
Albert, baby, come on. What, is it a crime?
Is it a crime to look at lange?
465
00:28:46,624 --> 00:28:49,425
Have you ever been in love?
What kind of question is that?
466
00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:54,063
- Do you even believe in love?
- Or do you only have fantasy relationships...
467
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:57,133
Because anything else
would be too painful?
468
00:28:57,135 --> 00:29:00,002
Bernard, excuse me. But I'm
making some progress here.
469
00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:02,572
So am I, darling. So am I.
470
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:06,175
Oh, no, no. I'm not going in that thing.
Every time I go in there,
471
00:29:06,177 --> 00:29:09,145
it's all hating faces that I
have to chop up with a machete.
472
00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:14,617
And then they multiply. And we're
going to address that right now.
473
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:16,052
Okay? I'll leave it to you.
474
00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:22,058
Come on. You can't retreat. Back
into the fray, Albert. Let's go.
475
00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:25,561
I'm in your corner.
476
00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:32,268
Okay, Albert, I want you to melt your
usual identity like you did before.
477
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:36,539
Stop looking at me.
478
00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:37,907
I said stop looking at me.
479
00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:41,611
Dawn is gonna love doing spots
for the open spaces. Who's dawn?
480
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,312
Ms. huckabees. Dawn.
481
00:29:43,314 --> 00:29:46,682
She loves your poems. The one about the rock.
Nobody sits like this rock sits.
482
00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:50,586
That's the one. She loves poems. She
loves forests, meadows, getting outside.
483
00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:54,257
We'll just throw the jet skis on the
trailer and head to the mountains.
484
00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:56,159
Wait, you guys-- you go with Ms.
Huckabees?
485
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:59,095
- She was doing some print work for us-- Albert?
- Albert?
486
00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:03,366
Forget Brad. Come back to me. Where are you?
Where are you?
487
00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:08,004
Albert. Picture a tree in a field.
488
00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:10,940
Good. Now put someone you
respect in the tree.
489
00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,810
- Hey, dickweed.
- Still Brad stand.
490
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,244
Add someone else. Like who?
491
00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:18,147
You know, someone who can understand things.
Someone who can help you.
492
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:24,787
- Who's your guide?
- Well, I use magritte, a Belgian surrealist.
493
00:30:27,257 --> 00:30:28,724
I got someone. Who is it?
494
00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:32,628
Mrs. schirmir. She was my high school
English teacher. She helped me.
495
00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:35,131
All right, good. He pushed
her out of the tree.
496
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:41,270
Okay, Mrs. schirmir has a vacuum
cleaner, Albert, that sucks up fear.
497
00:30:42,439 --> 00:30:48,845
Now she's going to send you rays of
security and complete acceptance.
498
00:30:51,481 --> 00:30:54,684
He chopped her head off!
499
00:30:59,623 --> 00:31:02,491
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
You're doing well.
500
00:31:02,493 --> 00:31:04,293
Now, don't give up now.
Didn't she vacuum a lot?
501
00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:07,763
But then he vacuumed her. I had
to chop him up with a machete.
502
00:31:07,765 --> 00:31:10,867
Okay, Albert. I can let you
in on a couple of secrets.
503
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,468
One, your mind is always
occupied on something...
504
00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:17,373
So it may as well be something helpful like Mrs.
Schirmir and her vacuum cleaner.
505
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:21,544
Two, there is no such
thing as you and me.
506
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,646
So then there's just nothing?
507
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:25,848
Three, there's no such thing as nothing.
508
00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:29,518
There is no remainder in the
mathematics of infinity.
509
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,254
There's only the blanket.
510
00:31:31,256 --> 00:31:34,123
I thought I understood the blanket.
Now I'm not sure.
511
00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:39,729
Flags and bags! Huckabees says,
"Happy Birthday, Mr. president."
512
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:43,332
50% off all knapsacks and pocketbooks.
513
00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:47,770
Oh, say, can you see how good this looks?
514
00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:50,706
Let freedom ring. At huckabees,
515
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,509
the everything store.
516
00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:56,212
"Huckabees cornucopia
of stuff we all want.
517
00:31:56,214 --> 00:32:00,616
"But what happened to the gazelles?
Were they squashed...
518
00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:02,118
Under the cd department?"
519
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,388
- Hey, Albert, how's it goin'?
- What are you doing here, Brad?
520
00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:07,256
I met Brad when I was investigating you.
521
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:10,493
He called with his own existential
conundrum. That's all.
522
00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:13,863
I'm really glad I found out about these people.
That's bullshit.
523
00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:15,765
He doesn't care about things like this.
524
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,700
Bring me the African guy.
Where's that African guy?
525
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:21,203
Dude, what're you talking about?
Why does he get to write poetry?
526
00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:23,205
They're no gazelles in north America.
Just so you know.
527
00:32:23,207 --> 00:32:26,776
And that building squashing nature is my imagery.
You don't write poetry.
528
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:30,012
Everyone's intake procedure is different.
529
00:32:30,014 --> 00:32:31,747
I asked Brad to write a poem.
530
00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:34,517
And it wasn't enough that
you came to my coalition,
531
00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:37,253
now you have to come here
and do-- okay, okay.
532
00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:40,856
All right, that's good.
533
00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:45,594
We're the same, Brad.
It's all the blanket.
534
00:32:45,596 --> 00:32:47,330
There you go. Give it a shot.
535
00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:50,499
That is wonderful, Albert.
Oh, honey, he's got it.
536
00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:53,202
How are things at the coalition, Brad?
537
00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:54,971
Great. Much smoother.
538
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:59,108
Great, I look forward to coming
back and working with you.
539
00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:01,177
I don't think that's going
to happen, my friend.
540
00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:05,614
I'm still in the charter. I built
the coalition from scratch.
541
00:33:05,616 --> 00:33:08,384
Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't
want to cramp you here.
542
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:12,355
That's what you mean to do! That's
exactly what you mean to do!
543
00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:13,856
- What?
- What? - What?
544
00:33:13,858 --> 00:33:16,525
You see what he's doing?
Tell them what you're doing.
545
00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:19,962
- What? -He's come here to conquer
you like he conquered my coalition.
546
00:33:19,964 --> 00:33:25,134
And now he's here today to unnerve me so that
when orrin comes to town, I will blow it.
547
00:33:25,136 --> 00:33:26,802
That's what you mean to do.
Albert, please!
548
00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:29,772
Oh, my God, Brad. You're killing me.
What are you talking about?
549
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:32,575
What am I talking-- okay, when
orrin comes, I'll blow it.
550
00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:37,046
I'll get kicked out, and then he can do
whatever he wants with the coalition.
551
00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:40,416
Who's orrin? Orrin is the
open spaces national director.
552
00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:42,084
He's coming to review our charter.
553
00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:45,454
I hope this isn't about dawn. He
has a crush on my girlfriend.
554
00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:47,823
- That's crazy!
- Why do you stare at her?
555
00:33:47,825 --> 00:33:49,191
- She's a model!
556
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:52,461
I'm going home. Oh, no! Albert, please.
Stay with us for mancala hour.
557
00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:55,164
I'm gonna have a fucking ball
at mancala hour, aren't I?
558
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,966
Maybe Albert should meet his other.
559
00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:59,135
What? Tommy? No, that's
a bad idea right now.
560
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:03,739
Yes, a dicey move. Maybe even
dangerous, but potentially inspired.
561
00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:05,608
Bernard, give them both a connection.
562
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:09,345
Maybe, but Tommy's in a bad direction.
It could spread to Albert.
563
00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:12,148
You said Tommy was gonna be fine.
What are you leaving out?
564
00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:16,752
Nothing. Give him his other. It's
an inspired idea. It's groovy.
565
00:34:16,754 --> 00:34:18,454
The connection will come
back to us, Bernard.
566
00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:23,325
- It all comes around. Like you say, take the long view.
- Long view.
567
00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:27,663
What's the other? We're going
to find out right now. Shh.
568
00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:30,866
♪
569
00:34:30,868 --> 00:34:35,371
- There was a drought.
- ♪
570
00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:40,109
- There was no crop.
- ♪
571
00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:42,344
No olives.
572
00:34:44,114 --> 00:34:46,482
No soul of life.
573
00:34:48,919 --> 00:34:51,420
No rabbit in the oven.
574
00:34:56,093 --> 00:34:59,562
We mashed locusts and made bread.
575
00:35:00,197 --> 00:35:02,531
I have no idea what you
guys are talking about.
576
00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:04,533
I thought we were going
to talk about petroleum.
577
00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:08,404
Mrs. echevarria visits us
once a year from Spain.
578
00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:11,073
She's sort of a little
treat for our clients.
579
00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:12,741
A kind of spiritual petit four.
580
00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:16,345
Something that would be useful
for you to be accustomed to.
581
00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:18,848
- Yeah, a real treat.
- You have received your answer.
582
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:23,452
Senorita, the petroleum situation
was not created by nature...
583
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:26,689
Like the drought or the
olives or any of that.
584
00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:29,692
It was created by people,
and this is the facts.
585
00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:32,628
It was created by people who
act like nothing's happening,
586
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:35,598
and that's causing all the problems.
No, no, Tommy.
587
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,666
One question only. Uno. Okay.
588
00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:39,301
Here's the question-- no, no. I think--
589
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:44,006
You've had your question and the answer,
Tommy, please. Senora is tired.
590
00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:47,810
Senorita, why do people only ask
themselves deep questions...
591
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,045
When something really bad happens?
592
00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:52,348
Then they forget all about it after.
Right?
593
00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:54,483
How come people are self-destructive?
594
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:56,252
And third, I refuse to use petroleum,
595
00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:59,688
but there's no way I can stop its
use in my lifetime, is there?
596
00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:02,191
Jimmy Carter would have a
great electric car by now.
597
00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:05,127
I could have a Cadillac escalade,
and it would be electric.
598
00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:07,897
I wouldn't have to ride on my bicycle.
That is three questions.
599
00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:11,200
I paid my money and I want a fucking answer.
So just give me a second.
600
00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:14,103
I know, dear boy. We
wanted you to meet Albert.
601
00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:18,774
I thought you said next week. It turns out
he can use a connection sooner than later.
602
00:36:18,776 --> 00:36:20,843
Tommy has been working
with us since that--
603
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,979
The big September thing.
He's going to be your other.
604
00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:26,949
- What is it exactly?
- Like a buddy system I think.
605
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:30,986
When we dismantle, it can get kind of rough.
And it helps...
606
00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:33,856
To have a friend going through the same.
607
00:36:40,497 --> 00:36:42,298
Do you drive a car?
608
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,066
A bike. Sometimes I take the bus.
609
00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:48,470
Good. That's good. I like that. I
can see why they put us together.
610
00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:50,306
Tommy corn. Albert markovski.
611
00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:53,742
- I'll be your other.
- Join us for mancala hour.
612
00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:58,514
- Come. Come.
- Gracias, señora.
613
00:37:12,929 --> 00:37:14,830
What's happening with your case?
I don't know.
614
00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:17,766
What do you mean? They won't let
me see my coincidence file.
615
00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:21,403
You want them to solve a coincidence?
That's why you came here?
616
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:25,674
Yeah, that's why I came here.
Who's the girl?
617
00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:29,578
The face of huckabees.
618
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:32,181
Tops and mops? That's her.
619
00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:34,984
I doubt your coincidence
is meaningful. Why?
620
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:37,386
I have a book by a French
thinker named caterine vauban.
621
00:37:37,388 --> 00:37:41,957
She says the same thing they say here about
dismantling your reality to see the big picture.
622
00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:45,227
What's the difference? Here, they say
everything's connected in the blanket.
623
00:37:45,229 --> 00:37:50,366
Vauban says nothing's connected. It's all random
and cruel. It doesn't matter what you do.
624
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:51,900
That's nihilism, Tommy!
625
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:54,837
They find it threatening.
But it is very convincing.
626
00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:57,606
You know, my ex-girl won't
let me see my daughter.
627
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,975
She's brainwashing her
not to think or feel.
628
00:37:59,977 --> 00:38:01,777
What kind of reality is that?
Not this one.
629
00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:05,547
Exactly. I think you should just
look in your file if you want to.
630
00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:08,884
How am I gonna look at my file?
You wanna see your file?
631
00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:11,387
I'll distract them. You slip in for it.
632
00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:14,189
Act naturally. Here comes your boy.
633
00:38:15,358 --> 00:38:17,092
Hey, you play mancala?
634
00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:19,795
Didn't know you were interested
in existential issues, Brad.
635
00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:24,300
Why? 'Cause I'm a dumb sales executive
instead of a sensitive artist like you?
636
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,236
No, I just never heard you talk about it.
That's all.
637
00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:30,639
Why do you think I joined the
open spaces coalition, man?
638
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,309
I thought you cared
about the issues. I do.
639
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,878
Obviously you had a different
agenda, didn't you?
640
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:40,215
What books do you read?
What books do I read?
641
00:38:40,217 --> 00:38:41,784
Phil Jackson's sacred hoops.
642
00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:45,521
Really. I read the galleys when it
arrived at huckabees, and you know what?
643
00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:48,824
Seriously, that book's got some good questions.
You should read it.
644
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,960
Isn't it sports questions in that book?
645
00:38:51,962 --> 00:38:56,999
No, wise ass. Phil Jackson's a smart guy.
All right, come on.
646
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,901
It was an honest question, Brad.
647
00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:02,338
Felt a little hostile. I feel
the same thing from him.
648
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,240
- Who the hell are you?
- Who the hell are you?
649
00:39:05,242 --> 00:39:09,545
You wanna go? Get out of here, man.
650
00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:13,148
Hey, don't be a jerk, buddy.
Come on. Don't be a--
651
00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:18,620
That's funny! He pushed him!
It is not funny!
652
00:39:18,622 --> 00:39:21,623
Hey, he assaulted me, man.
He tried to attack me. Hey!
653
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:23,826
I tried to-- you're dancing
with my girl. Yeah.
654
00:39:23,828 --> 00:39:25,961
You wanna dance? No,
I don't wanna dance.
655
00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,796
Look at me. Come on. What?
656
00:39:27,798 --> 00:39:29,164
You want to go at him, right? Yeah.
657
00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:32,234
No, I don't want to go.
He grabbed my girl.
658
00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:35,738
All right, you guys wanna have
a go at each other, right?
659
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:39,942
You wanna have a go at each other.
660
00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:42,878
You want to go backwards?
661
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,980
The reptiles have been
eating each other for years.
662
00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:47,750
You want to be back on all fours?
Right? Primitive?
663
00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:53,589
Come on! That's spirit you wanna
keep for the battles inside.
664
00:39:54,858 --> 00:39:56,692
What are you doing? I, um--
665
00:39:56,694 --> 00:40:00,696
Bernard-- the dismantling thing with the
whole-- you know, all the poetry stuff--
666
00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:04,566
But I got it. It's no big deal.
Because I got it now, okay?
667
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:09,304
Every relationship is possible, guys.
Brothers, husbands, child.
668
00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:11,540
Security breach. He broke into his file.
669
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:14,276
What did you do, Albert?
670
00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:15,744
This is my investigation now!
671
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:19,081
You think you know what you're doing?
You haven't even begun...
672
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,583
To dismantle your identity or your fear.
673
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:24,820
Albert's gotta do what he's gotta do.
Anybody think they know better?
674
00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:27,890
- Want to take a shot?
- It's my coincidence.
675
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:30,292
Nobody? Yeah, nobody.
676
00:40:30,294 --> 00:40:32,161
Sorry I grabbed you.
677
00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:35,164
- Reptilian.
- Man, come on.
678
00:40:35,965 --> 00:40:39,334
♪
679
00:40:51,815 --> 00:40:56,351
♪
680
00:41:05,195 --> 00:41:09,231
Hey, is that him there? Yeah, that's him.
681
00:41:12,936 --> 00:41:14,670
Hey. My goodness, it is you.
682
00:41:14,672 --> 00:41:18,440
Yeah, it's me Albert. How are you?
This is my friend Tommy.
683
00:41:18,442 --> 00:41:19,942
Hey. Tommy corn. How are you?
684
00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:23,378
This is the fourth coincidence?
No, I came here on purpose.
685
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:25,614
I was wondering about our
coincidences and what they mean.
686
00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:28,417
We were just wondering if we spent
time, maybe try to understand it.
687
00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:31,620
- Perhaps you can be my guests for dinner.
- That would be great, huh?
688
00:41:31,622 --> 00:41:35,257
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Wait here. I must ask my mom.
689
00:41:35,259 --> 00:41:38,627
Guys, guys! My ball! My ball!
690
00:41:39,462 --> 00:41:42,431
Thy will be done on earth
as it is in heaven.
691
00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:47,135
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses...
692
00:41:47,137 --> 00:41:49,838
As we forgive those who
trespass against us.
693
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,242
And lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil.
694
00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:59,248
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory.
Forever and ever, amen.
695
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,650
Amen.
696
00:42:02,819 --> 00:42:05,254
Steven, how'd you end up
working as a doorman?
697
00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:08,257
It is our immigration agreement.
We must work.
698
00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:11,760
The building supervisor hired Steven
as a member of our congregation.
699
00:42:11,762 --> 00:42:14,930
He was so skinny. Skeleton man from Africa.
Skeleton man--
700
00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:20,235
- what did we say about that? -I don't want to
hear it again. It'll be no Internet tonight.
701
00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:24,606
Didn't know what a can opener was. He opened
cans with a big knife like at the camp.
702
00:42:24,608 --> 00:42:28,343
There aren't lions roaming here but there were
in Sudan, and the orphan boys got chased.
703
00:42:28,345 --> 00:42:32,381
- And one time, a big alligator bit his friend's head off.
- It was a crocodile.
704
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:37,252
He wanted to know where all the wheat
comes from since he didn't see any cows.
705
00:42:37,254 --> 00:42:38,987
Guys, that's enough!
706
00:42:38,989 --> 00:42:41,290
Albert, what brought you
to the philosophical club?
707
00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:43,425
You mean the existential detectives?
708
00:42:43,427 --> 00:42:45,961
- Sounds like a support group.
- Why can't he use a church?
709
00:42:45,963 --> 00:42:49,231
Sometimes people have additional
questions to be answered.
710
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,066
- Like what?
- Well, um, for instance--
711
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:54,136
If the forms of this world
die, which is more real,
712
00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:55,637
the me that dies or the
me that's infinite?
713
00:42:55,639 --> 00:43:00,208
Can I trust my habitual mind or do I need
to learn to look beneath those things?
714
00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:02,444
Sounds like we got a philosopher.
715
00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:05,447
We don't have to ask those kinds
of questions, do we, mom?
716
00:43:05,449 --> 00:43:08,016
- No, honey.
- What happened to the cat, Albert?
717
00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:10,519
H-how'd you know about my cat?
718
00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:13,589
- The cat was killed by curiosity.
- Right. That cat.
719
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:16,925
- What do you do?
- I'm the director of the open spaces coalition.
720
00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:19,328
- We fight suburban sprawl.
- What's suburban sprawl?
721
00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:22,998
Ask Steven. He could have used a
little suburban sprawl in Sudan.
722
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,466
Excuse me, dad?
723
00:43:24,468 --> 00:43:26,969
Industry, houses, jobs,
restaurants, medicine--
724
00:43:26,971 --> 00:43:30,138
You can preserve a lot of open spaces
and have jobs for people with--
725
00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:32,474
- I beg your pardon, Albert. I wasn't finished.
- Sorry, sir.
726
00:43:32,476 --> 00:43:35,210
Clothes, videos, toys, cheeseburgers,
cars, a functioning economy.
727
00:43:35,212 --> 00:43:40,215
You can still have a functioning economy and
preserve open spaces with a little planning.
728
00:43:40,217 --> 00:43:42,651
- Yeah.
- Socialism. Complete disaster.
729
00:43:42,653 --> 00:43:45,354
- Theodore Roosevelt was a socialist. And yeats.
- Theodore Roosevelt--
730
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:49,658
Henry David Thoreau, Robinson jeffers, the
national geographic society, all socialists?
731
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:52,794
- You're talking about socialism. -No, I'm not.
I'm talking about...
732
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:55,163
Not covering every square inch
with houses and strip malls...
733
00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:59,067
Until you can't remember what happens
when you stand in a meadow at dusk.
734
00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:02,204
What happens in the meadow at dusk?
Everything.
735
00:44:02,206 --> 00:44:04,172
Nothing! Everything!
736
00:44:04,174 --> 00:44:06,008
It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
737
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:08,076
I work for an electrical
engineering firm, son.
738
00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:10,512
We do a lot of commercial
and residential contracts.
739
00:44:10,514 --> 00:44:12,047
If development stops,
so does my paycheck.
740
00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:15,384
Then Steven couldn't be here as our guest, could he?
So your ideas hurt Steven.
741
00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:17,019
I'm not hurting Steven. That's
an outrageous accusation.
742
00:44:17,021 --> 00:44:19,788
- Don't use that tone of voice in my house.
- I think you started that tone.
743
00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:23,625
And I think it's entirely possible for your
engineering firm to have jobs for people,
744
00:44:23,627 --> 00:44:28,730
preserve open spaces,
have contracts, do the--
745
00:44:29,365 --> 00:44:32,300
Whoa.
746
00:44:32,368 --> 00:44:34,903
- What's he doing?
- Why's he closing his eyes?
747
00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:37,506
Cricket, I don't know.
748
00:44:38,474 --> 00:44:42,277
- Do you have a job, tom?
- I'm a firefighter.
749
00:44:42,279 --> 00:44:43,845
Oh, God bless you. A hero.
750
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:47,949
I'm not a hero. We'd all be heroes
if we quit using petroleum though.
751
00:44:47,951 --> 00:44:51,486
- Excuse me?
- Say you're christians living by Jesus' principles. Are you?
752
00:44:51,488 --> 00:44:54,823
Jesus is never mad at us if we
live with him in our hearts.
753
00:44:54,825 --> 00:44:57,426
I hate to break it to you, but he is.
He most definitely is.
754
00:44:57,428 --> 00:45:01,763
All right. That's enough. Steven, I don't
know what this is about. Why they're here--
755
00:45:01,765 --> 00:45:07,536
- Sorry, mom. Sorry, dad. I did not know.
- Stevo, I'm so disappointed.
756
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,404
It's all right. Look, he's sad. He's sad.
757
00:45:09,406 --> 00:45:11,640
I'm sorry, Stevo. My bad.
You didn't know.
758
00:45:11,642 --> 00:45:14,376
- You should be ashamed of yourself.
- I should be what?
759
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:17,779
- You should be ashamed of yourself.
- Why should I be ashamed?
760
00:45:17,781 --> 00:45:19,114
You're a hypocrite. I'm a what?
761
00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:22,317
You're misleading these children.
'Cause you're the destroyer, man.
762
00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:24,786
How am I the destroyer? I
saw that s.U.V. Out there.
763
00:45:24,788 --> 00:45:29,057
My car's the destroyer? You wanna
know how many Miles per gallon I get?
764
00:45:29,059 --> 00:45:31,727
Steven, I need to ask a question.
It's why I came here.
765
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,729
Why are autographs so important to you?
766
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:36,465
It is a pastime with this family
which they have taught me.
767
00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:39,201
- Which I can now carry on.
- It's just for fun.
768
00:45:39,203 --> 00:45:42,204
For entertainment. No games
at the table, please.
769
00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:44,539
Yes. 260. And I've
reached the omega level.
770
00:45:44,541 --> 00:45:46,341
Destroyer. Destroyer. Destroyer.
771
00:45:46,343 --> 00:45:50,178
God gave us oil! He gave it to us!
How can God's gift be bad?
772
00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:53,448
He gave you a brain too and you
messed that up pretty good--
773
00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:56,017
I want you sons of bitches
out of my house now.
774
00:45:56,019 --> 00:45:58,987
If Hitler were alive, he'd tell
you not to think about oil.
775
00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:01,990
You're the Hitler! We took a
sudanese refugee into our home!
776
00:46:01,992 --> 00:46:04,392
You did. But how did
Sudan happen, ma'am?
777
00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:06,762
Could it possibly be related
to dictatorships...
778
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,330
That we support for some stupid reason?
779
00:46:08,332 --> 00:46:13,635
You shut up! You get out. You shut up.
Come on. Let's get out of here.
780
00:46:13,637 --> 00:46:18,340
Later, Steve. God bless you.
781
00:46:20,543 --> 00:46:23,111
Wow. What's going on in there?
782
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:26,181
Crazy. I can't believe them.
783
00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:27,516
Hi, guys. Oh, Christ.
784
00:46:27,518 --> 00:46:31,419
You guys get anything good in there?
You didn't, did you?
785
00:46:31,421 --> 00:46:34,189
You hesitated over the mention of a cat.
What does that mean?
786
00:46:34,191 --> 00:46:37,893
It means nothing. Just like my coincidence.
Cat seemed to hit a nerve.
787
00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:40,896
Yeah, I had a cat once. You caught me.
You're amazing.
788
00:46:40,898 --> 00:46:44,099
The method worked. I saw it. It
seemed to calm you down, right?
789
00:46:44,101 --> 00:46:46,201
What method? Come on with that method.
790
00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:48,503
That's a tranquilizer so
people don't get pissed...
791
00:46:48,505 --> 00:46:50,806
About the painful, ugly
truth-- you know it.
792
00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:54,309
No, Tommy. It penetrates a
unified infinity of everything.
793
00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:55,944
We're not in infinity.
We're in the suburbs.
794
00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:58,113
Infinity is everywhere. That's
what makes it infinity.
795
00:46:58,115 --> 00:47:01,383
Okay, how does this connect? Mr.
Nimieri's an orphan from Sudan...
796
00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:03,151
Who was chased by
soldiers and crocodiles.
797
00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:06,221
How does the love glow fit into that, man?
It's connected.
798
00:47:06,223 --> 00:47:10,058
Albert and Mr. nimieri share a great deal.
It's just that--
799
00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:13,929
- Oh! Oh, my God.
- What's she doing here?
800
00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:15,797
That's caterine.
801
00:47:15,799 --> 00:47:18,333
This is worse than I thought.
Oh, it's much worse.
802
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:23,205
The meeting's going down at
huckabees right now. Let's go.
803
00:47:23,207 --> 00:47:26,942
Hey, everybody. Calm down.
804
00:47:26,944 --> 00:47:28,743
The national office
recognizes the charter.
805
00:47:28,745 --> 00:47:32,514
We're here today to give the
director a chance to even the keel.
806
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:35,450
So just give him a break.
Thank you, orrin.
807
00:47:35,452 --> 00:47:38,253
Okay, first director now.
Silence. Excuse me.
808
00:47:38,255 --> 00:47:41,189
First, I would like to apologize
for my part of the fight...
809
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:44,926
That I had with Brad stand a
little while ago over the poems...
810
00:47:44,928 --> 00:47:47,095
That did not go out with
the Shania mailing.
811
00:47:47,097 --> 00:47:50,932
- Where's Brad?
- Brad. Brad. Brad. It's all Brad, Brad.
812
00:47:50,934 --> 00:47:52,934
The big benefit's coming up with Brad...
813
00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:55,704
And Brad's running it and
it's going to go great.
814
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:58,607
So, look, we're overlooking
our core issues.
815
00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:02,210
Brad is not here. So to
get us back on track,
816
00:48:02,212 --> 00:48:04,179
I have a new poem I'd like to read.
817
00:48:04,181 --> 00:48:06,248
Point of order, please. A point of order.
818
00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:10,886
I want to discuss this strategy of
poems, which are getting us nowhere.
819
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:14,289
Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am.
Poems are amazing, okay?
820
00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:16,892
They will help you and
your mind transform.
821
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:19,060
Who the hell are you?
822
00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:21,329
I'm with Albert. It will help you...
823
00:48:21,331 --> 00:48:23,498
To transform your mind
into thinking differently.
824
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:27,702
- You guys need this, okay? This is great.
- Where's Brad?
825
00:48:27,704 --> 00:48:29,971
This is called "an open meadow."
826
00:48:29,973 --> 00:48:32,707
"An open meadow, an open
marsh in a cloudless sky.
827
00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:34,643
Boring. A crane flies."
828
00:48:34,645 --> 00:48:38,113
- Oh, Brad's here!
- I got you, Mary Jane.
829
00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:40,682
Oh, is that for my grandson?
It most certainly is.
830
00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:42,651
I'm talking here. Come on. Shit.
831
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,986
You know what? Let me just
finish reading my poem...
832
00:48:44,988 --> 00:48:47,055
And then we'll review our strategy, okay?
833
00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:48,723
- Good job, Albert.
- Can it be taped?
834
00:48:48,725 --> 00:48:51,860
Excuse me, Brad. I would like to finish
reading my poem, please. Thank you.
835
00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:55,163
Relax. Not doing your poem. Don't
give me the relax thing, Brad.
836
00:48:55,165 --> 00:48:56,831
Let him read the poem, man.
He was in the middle of it.
837
00:48:56,833 --> 00:49:01,670
That man is not in our coalition. He has
no right to be here and no right to speak.
838
00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:05,073
No, ma'am, I'm not a member,
but I am a local firefighter.
839
00:49:05,075 --> 00:49:08,209
He's a great firefighter and
exactly who we want on our side.
840
00:49:08,211 --> 00:49:10,879
I don't know who these men are.
They're not members of our coalition.
841
00:49:10,881 --> 00:49:15,684
They're working on the benefit. They're
bringing a lot of support for our cause.
842
00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:17,419
Conflict is an illusion. Shut up, Brad.
843
00:49:17,421 --> 00:49:19,821
Hey, Albert, that's not the
way a director behaves.
844
00:49:19,823 --> 00:49:23,725
Why are you guys wasting all
your time fighting each other?
845
00:49:23,727 --> 00:49:27,662
I mean, come on. Serious. Put the egos
aside for a second, guys, please.
846
00:49:27,664 --> 00:49:32,534
Deal with this issues, okay. We have a
deadly petroleum situation, not to mention--
847
00:49:32,536 --> 00:49:35,837
Shut up! Shut--
848
00:49:35,839 --> 00:49:39,541
Cystic fibrosis. Civil war in Africa.
849
00:49:39,543 --> 00:49:43,712
Toxic fish. You have children in
your own community going to prison.
850
00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:47,215
Father flavin doesn't have
the money to help them.
851
00:49:47,217 --> 00:49:48,850
Ma'am, listen to me.
852
00:49:48,852 --> 00:49:51,419
This is exactly the unfocused,
idealistic approach...
853
00:49:51,421 --> 00:49:55,090
By Mr. markovski that's killing us dead.
854
00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:58,660
Killing us dead. Our mission
has nothing to do...
855
00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:00,962
With this nut's petroleum fixation.
856
00:50:00,964 --> 00:50:03,031
What did you just call me?
Cystic toxic what?
857
00:50:03,033 --> 00:50:06,901
America wants to drive cars, right?
I have a b.M.W. S.U.V.
858
00:50:06,903 --> 00:50:10,705
And I like driving it. I'm sorry.
859
00:50:12,942 --> 00:50:15,243
Excuse me. You got to give
me a chance, all right?
860
00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:17,612
This is my meeting. I'm the director.
We gave you a chance.
861
00:50:17,614 --> 00:50:21,516
You're out of the charter. He can't be
out of the charter. He is the charter.
862
00:50:21,518 --> 00:50:26,087
- I wrote it.
- Marty, call security. I think you should call--
863
00:50:26,089 --> 00:50:27,856
I move to vote. ÷ ÷second!
864
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:31,726
All in favor of Brad becoming the new
leader of the coalition, say aye.
865
00:50:31,728 --> 00:50:33,962
Aye! Hey, come on.
866
00:50:33,964 --> 00:50:37,198
That's bullshit. Congratulations.
867
00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:41,136
Be strong. Be strong 'cause
you're going to be back.
868
00:50:41,138 --> 00:50:44,672
Don't worry about those people.
They don't appreciate you.
869
00:50:44,674 --> 00:50:47,776
Albert, what happened
in there is reality.
870
00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:52,414
It's cruelty and it's chaos. The detectives are wrong.
What were you trying to do?
871
00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:56,084
You were trying to do a good thing, right?
Well, look what happened.
872
00:50:56,086 --> 00:50:59,387
I'm going to the other side, Albert.
I seriously suggest...
873
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:04,592
You consider coming with me...
As my other.
874
00:51:04,594 --> 00:51:05,960
Albert-- you're wrong!
875
00:51:05,962 --> 00:51:10,665
You're full of shit. You guys got
nothing to offer, man. Tommy, no--
876
00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:12,267
This is the money right now. Yes? No!
877
00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:17,105
You know how hurt you feel? This is the
perfect opportunity to dismantle now.
878
00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:21,176
Stay away from me! Stop! Look!
Listen! Throughout infinity,
879
00:51:21,178 --> 00:51:24,212
your energy recycles into
every possible relation...
880
00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:27,182
To everyone else's energy, even Brad's.
881
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:29,050
You've been predator and prey with him.
882
00:51:29,052 --> 00:51:33,488
Friends, enemies, brother,
sister, mother, child.
883
00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:35,623
I give and I give and I give...
884
00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:38,960
And he takes and he takes and he takes.
885
00:51:39,662 --> 00:51:43,431
Mama. All right, baby. All right.
886
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:46,134
Yahhh! It's a romantic fantasy.
887
00:51:46,136 --> 00:51:48,269
And you left that part out, okay?
888
00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:50,071
When you were taking my cash.
I want it back.
889
00:51:50,073 --> 00:51:54,375
Yeah, and if I wasn't pro Bono,
I'd want my money back too.
890
00:51:54,377 --> 00:51:56,945
Send it to my ex for my kids.
891
00:51:56,947 --> 00:52:01,216
Hey, sign your bike out. Sign your bike out!
Tommy, come on!
892
00:52:01,218 --> 00:52:03,918
Go! I'll block for you.
893
00:52:26,709 --> 00:52:30,945
Cocksucker! Motherfucking bitch
ass motherfucking cocksucker!
894
00:52:30,947 --> 00:52:34,382
You're all a bunch of big babies!
895
00:52:34,384 --> 00:52:38,853
Maybe I should just quit. I mean,
what's the point of life anyway?
896
00:52:38,855 --> 00:52:41,222
I can answer these questions for you.
897
00:52:41,224 --> 00:52:46,060
You can? Because I don't think the
other guys are doing such a hot job.
898
00:52:47,229 --> 00:52:49,697
Believe me, I can.
899
00:53:07,716 --> 00:53:10,118
You're the writer Tommy's into?
900
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,654
Are you unhappy with their work?
901
00:53:12,656 --> 00:53:14,989
Yeah, I'm ready to cross
over to your side.
902
00:53:14,991 --> 00:53:18,960
Tell me about your case. Well, you seem
to be following me pretty closely.
903
00:53:18,962 --> 00:53:22,030
Why don't you tell me about it?
You are miserable.
904
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:24,199
Obsessed with your strange coincidence.
905
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:29,103
Yeah. Yeah, but they just want
to talk about Brad stand.
906
00:53:29,105 --> 00:53:31,372
They betrayed you, as he did.
907
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:35,376
That's right. Betrayal embodies
the universal truth you seek.
908
00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:37,345
What truth?
909
00:53:37,347 --> 00:53:41,249
Cruelty, manipulation,
910
00:53:41,251 --> 00:53:44,219
meaninglessness.
911
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,454
Yeah.
912
00:53:54,496 --> 00:53:57,098
Did they follow you? No.
I lost them on route 4.
913
00:53:57,100 --> 00:54:00,001
Thanks for helping me out back there.
No problem.
914
00:54:00,003 --> 00:54:04,439
Glad you're here, Albert.
This is the place to be.
915
00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:07,909
Once you realize the universe
sucks, you got nothing to lose.
916
00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:11,746
That's what gives you LA fuerza.
The force?
917
00:54:11,748 --> 00:54:16,451
LA fuerza. It's French for strength.
LA fuerza.
918
00:54:16,453 --> 00:54:18,453
You guys got a method here?
919
00:54:18,455 --> 00:54:21,489
Yeah. Deconstruct your mind
to the blackness, okay?
920
00:54:21,491 --> 00:54:23,758
Just accept it for what it is. Nothing.
921
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:28,329
There's no glowing guys, no infinite mothers.
None of that bullshit.
922
00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:30,331
My coincidence is meaningless, isn't it?
923
00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:32,734
Think, Albert. Have
you betrayed yourself?
924
00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:34,702
Wait a second. What are we doing here?
925
00:54:34,704 --> 00:54:40,008
- I don't want to go to this building. Stop!
- Trust her, Albert.
926
00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:48,483
This is for you. Oh, thank you.
927
00:54:50,352 --> 00:54:53,454
Hey, hey, hey. What did she give you?
No, stay away from me.
928
00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:55,723
I don't want to talk to you.
929
00:54:55,725 --> 00:54:57,759
Thanks, Steven.
930
00:55:02,965 --> 00:55:06,100
- Well, this is a rare occasion.
- Where is she?
931
00:55:06,102 --> 00:55:06,734
- Who?
- Caterine.
932
00:55:06,736 --> 00:55:10,238
Who's caterine? The woman who's
spying on me. Where is she?
933
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,273
I don't think this is funny.
934
00:55:12,275 --> 00:55:15,209
Oh, God, here we go again.
What's happening?
935
00:55:15,211 --> 00:55:16,744
He's just making a joke on me.
936
00:55:16,746 --> 00:55:18,913
Are you making fun of your mother? No.
937
00:55:18,915 --> 00:55:20,915
Why can't you get along with her?
938
00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:23,584
So, how's your poetry job?
I got fired from it.
939
00:55:23,586 --> 00:55:25,386
Oh, couldn't even hold down a poetry job.
940
00:55:25,388 --> 00:55:28,589
Brenda, what the hell did you do?
I didn't touch it.
941
00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:33,561
Bullshit! I have this programmed on
my favorite stations on a timer.
942
00:55:33,563 --> 00:55:35,096
Can I please have some time with my son?
943
00:55:35,098 --> 00:55:38,333
I want to show him an article I have here
on marketing internship. You see this?
944
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:40,668
That's great, mom. It's right up my alley.
But it is. It's a new hot--
945
00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:44,372
- I sent this to you. Why don't you ever
listen to me-- - have you seen this system?
946
00:55:44,374 --> 00:55:47,675
State of the art. We got
speakers all through the house.
947
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:49,577
- But listen to this.
- ♪
948
00:55:49,579 --> 00:55:52,814
♪ Oh, oh get in the action
949
00:55:52,816 --> 00:55:56,184
♪ find the attraction color
my hair do what I dare ♪
950
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,419
♪ It'll be easier to talk now.
951
00:55:58,421 --> 00:56:00,555
Where did she come from? What's going on?
952
00:56:00,557 --> 00:56:03,091
See, I wasn't making a joke.
What's her name?
953
00:56:03,093 --> 00:56:06,861
I would like to discuss
some curious findings.
954
00:56:06,863 --> 00:56:10,965
Who is this lady? I found
here in your apartment...
955
00:56:10,967 --> 00:56:13,801
A rather troubling piece of evidence.
956
00:56:13,803 --> 00:56:17,205
What evidence? Do you recognize
the handwriting, Mr. markovski--
957
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:21,075
- Excuse me, Mr. silver?
- This is silly. Let's go.
958
00:56:21,077 --> 00:56:23,077
No.
959
00:56:23,079 --> 00:56:25,646
I wanna go. Could you
please read the date for me?
960
00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:30,318
"November 17, 1989." Albert was nine.
This is his journal.
961
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:33,020
Would you mind reading this out loud?
962
00:56:33,022 --> 00:56:34,756
No. Please.
963
00:56:34,758 --> 00:56:38,092
This stuff doesn't matter. Let's go.
964
00:56:38,094 --> 00:56:40,328
Oh, my God.
965
00:56:42,798 --> 00:56:48,102
"I came home from school. Mom was
in the kitchen with a strange lady.
966
00:56:48,104 --> 00:56:50,838
"Mom told me to go back to my room.
I thought I was in trouble.
967
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:55,009
"She closed my door and said, 'purree
got hit by a car and killed.'
968
00:56:55,011 --> 00:56:57,078
"and then she took me back to
the lady in the kitchen...
969
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,748
"And told me to spell words to
show how I'm a good speller.
970
00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:02,850
"I said I had to go to the bathroom.
971
00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:05,720
"I climbed out the window.
I went down the block.
972
00:57:05,722 --> 00:57:09,257
"I saw Barney playing punch ball.
He said I look sad.
973
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:12,160
"I told him what happened to my cat.
He said, 'that's sad.'
974
00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:15,930
"then I cried, but I tried not to show.
Some of the kids laughed.
975
00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:20,735
Barney said he cried when his dog died.
And the kids stopped laughing."
976
00:57:20,737 --> 00:57:23,104
His cat died. He was sad.
What's your point?
977
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:26,374
Nothing strikes you as odd? See?
It's nothing. Let's go.
978
00:57:26,376 --> 00:57:29,043
These things happen.
979
00:57:29,045 --> 00:57:30,978
Oui. C'est vrai. The universe is cruel.
980
00:57:30,980 --> 00:57:35,583
But tell me this, Mrs. silver,
this lady you gave the coffee to--
981
00:57:35,585 --> 00:57:39,187
Was Helen's sister. I don't remember her name.
I met her the once.
982
00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:41,722
Was there some painful thing
about this stranger...
983
00:57:41,724 --> 00:57:43,558
That required your immediate attention?
984
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:48,296
No. Helen wasn't home, so I offered
her sister a cup of coffee.
985
00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:50,898
But you agree that purree
meant a great deal to Albert?
986
00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:54,068
You can't make a federal
case out of the cat.
987
00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:55,736
Answer the question, please.
988
00:57:55,738 --> 00:57:59,140
I don't know much about the cat.
I traveled a lot for work.
989
00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:01,976
We're not talking about this anymore.
It's embarrassing me.
990
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:04,045
- Precisely the point.
- What?
991
00:58:04,047 --> 00:58:08,015
You were embarrassed for feeling
sad about the death of your cat.
992
00:58:08,017 --> 00:58:11,052
It's painful enough to feel
sad, but on top of it,
993
00:58:11,054 --> 00:58:13,287
to feel embarrassed for
feeling, that is the killer.
994
00:58:13,289 --> 00:58:16,324
How is that my fault? I didn't
tell him to be embarrassed.
995
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:19,927
But you did. It was more important
to have a cup of coffee...
996
00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:22,563
With a perfect stranger
than to talk to Albert...
997
00:58:22,565 --> 00:58:26,534
About what for a small boy is a large tragedy.
This is ridiculous.
998
00:58:26,536 --> 00:58:30,738
He climbed out his window, a
criminal in his own house.
999
00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:32,740
- Why?
- I don't know.
1000
00:58:32,742 --> 00:58:33,875
- I think you do.
- I don't.
1001
00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:35,343
- Yes, you do.
- Oh, stop it!
1002
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,512
I think you should go. No, I will not go.
1003
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:40,481
Albert has a place here,
a place you have denied.
1004
00:58:40,483 --> 00:58:42,717
This is my home. I can
tell him what I want.
1005
00:58:42,719 --> 00:58:48,055
- Yes, your home is a lie.
- What does that mean? I gave my life to this selfish bas--
1006
00:58:48,057 --> 00:58:50,424
So he could be an ornament
to you, not a person.
1007
00:58:50,426 --> 00:58:52,293
God, what are you, a bitch?
1008
00:58:52,295 --> 00:58:54,729
You're a bitch. How many
kids do you have, bitch?
1009
00:58:54,731 --> 00:58:58,599
Listen. Listen. This is your mother.
1010
00:59:07,744 --> 00:59:13,247
- You asked me to come up here?
- What does the doorman have to do with this?
1011
00:59:14,917 --> 00:59:19,086
He was orphaned by civil war. You
were orphaned by indifference.
1012
00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:22,423
This is but one part of your puzzle.
Do you see?
1013
00:59:22,425 --> 00:59:26,561
♪
1014
00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:30,464
Oh, now the timer's all fucked up.
Brenda!
1015
00:59:30,466 --> 00:59:32,333
Gee, is it that hard? Go ahead and do it.
1016
00:59:32,335 --> 00:59:36,370
All I'm gonna do is listen-- I spent what?
I spent $2,000 on this?
1017
00:59:36,372 --> 00:59:38,539
I wanna listen to a radio!
1018
01:00:04,566 --> 01:00:08,970
Thanks. We'll meet you later by the rock.
1019
01:00:12,174 --> 01:00:16,077
I'm sorry, man. I need, like,
a minute to figure this out.
1020
01:00:16,079 --> 01:00:19,380
- She had to get you to see.
- See what?
1021
01:00:19,382 --> 01:00:22,249
You were trained to betray
yourself right here.
1022
01:00:22,251 --> 01:00:25,920
That's why you betrayed
yourself by going to Brad.
1023
01:00:25,922 --> 01:00:29,023
Why didn't you figure this out?
Why didn't you bring me here?
1024
01:00:29,025 --> 01:00:31,759
Because you lied to us. You
told us that the African guy...
1025
01:00:31,761 --> 01:00:35,396
Was the-- the doorman at your friend's
building, not at your parents' building.
1026
01:00:35,398 --> 01:00:38,866
You encrypted the truth. That's how
good you are at betraying yourself.
1027
01:00:38,868 --> 01:00:42,003
- Right.
- I told you that he wasn't ready for infinity.
1028
01:00:42,005 --> 01:00:44,538
Don't start with that magic blanket
bullshit, okay? It's not magic.
1029
01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:48,943
It's just the way things are. You and me
and the air are actually tiny particles...
1030
01:00:48,945 --> 01:00:50,578
That are swirling around together.
1031
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:53,381
Look right here. You see? Okay.
But look at the cracks...
1032
01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:57,852
Between these particles and the cracks we
fall through, the holes of nothingness.
1033
01:00:57,854 --> 01:01:02,123
Exactly. Because that's what I just
experienced upstairs. Look closer.
1034
01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:04,592
There are tiny particles
connecting the larger cubes.
1035
01:01:04,594 --> 01:01:06,927
Yeah, and then tinier cracks
between the connections.
1036
01:01:06,929 --> 01:01:09,830
And even tinier connections.
And even tinier cracks.
1037
01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:14,702
Yeah, but if you look close enough,
you can't tell where my nose ends...
1038
01:01:14,704 --> 01:01:17,605
And space begins, because
they're unified.
1039
01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:20,908
See? So what? You can't
see any of this anyway!
1040
01:01:20,910 --> 01:01:22,677
Do you see anything? No.
1041
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,245
But I want to debate this
particle cube thing.
1042
01:01:24,247 --> 01:01:28,749
You live all the time with things you can't see.
You can't see electricity, can you?
1043
01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:31,318
You can't see radio waves,
but you accept them. Trust.
1044
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,921
Fuck trust! You better stay
away from caterine, Albert,
1045
01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:35,690
'cause she's gonna lead you
down the path of darkness.
1046
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,025
She was our prize graduate
student till she went astray.
1047
01:01:38,027 --> 01:01:41,629
I think that I am gonna stay with her,
the cracks, the pain, the nothingness,
1048
01:01:41,631 --> 01:01:43,964
because that's more real
to me, that's what I feel.
1049
01:01:43,966 --> 01:01:45,633
- Word.
- Okay. We're not sweatin' it.
1050
01:01:45,635 --> 01:01:48,636
No, we're gonna work with Brad.
It'll all come back to you...
1051
01:01:48,638 --> 01:01:50,471
And interconnection. Brad?
Are you kidding me?
1052
01:01:50,473 --> 01:01:55,443
I'm gonna work on that prick, and it's all
gonna come back to pain and no connection!
1053
01:01:55,445 --> 01:01:57,411
No. It's on.
1054
01:01:57,413 --> 01:02:00,081
We'll see.
1055
01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:02,416
We'll see.
1056
01:02:08,523 --> 01:02:10,691
Ooh, damn.
1057
01:02:10,693 --> 01:02:13,127
Come on.
1058
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:21,202
Oh, shit. Fuck.
1059
01:02:34,316 --> 01:02:37,384
Oh, look at this. Kafka.
1060
01:02:40,322 --> 01:02:42,890
- He's planting garbage for us.
- Kafka.
1061
01:02:42,892 --> 01:02:45,092
Kafka. Look at that. So fishy.
1062
01:02:45,094 --> 01:02:48,729
Ooh, she found his poem.
1063
01:02:48,731 --> 01:02:52,399
Oh, this is good. I was
hoping for a break like this.
1064
01:02:52,401 --> 01:02:54,502
Don't go in my den. Whoa. Whoa.
1065
01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:56,804
I'm not unhappy to be with you!
Let me see this!
1066
01:02:56,806 --> 01:02:58,639
"Putting on a show. Can't say no.
1067
01:02:58,641 --> 01:03:00,274
Inside I'm drowning,
sighing and frowning."
1068
01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:03,544
That doesn't sound very happy to me.
Does it sound very happy to you?
1069
01:03:03,546 --> 01:03:06,013
I only wrote "frowning"
to rhyme with "drowning."
1070
01:03:06,015 --> 01:03:08,249
Then why did you need "drowning"?
To rhyme with "frowning."
1071
01:03:08,251 --> 01:03:10,451
There-- there's nothing in it.
What does that mean? Look!
1072
01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:15,289
And why do they have to go through
our yard and go through the garbage?
1073
01:03:16,758 --> 01:03:20,227
What is he doing? Stop that.
1074
01:03:20,229 --> 01:03:21,862
Why is he sniffing my blouse?
1075
01:03:21,864 --> 01:03:24,799
Perspiration levels indicate
stress, and that's kind of high.
1076
01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:27,935
Brad signed a rather
comprehensive contract...
1077
01:03:27,937 --> 01:03:29,937
Allowing unfettered access to your home.
1078
01:03:29,939 --> 01:03:32,339
Well, it's my home too, and
I didn't sign anything.
1079
01:03:32,341 --> 01:03:34,942
You're going to have to
work that out with Brad.
1080
01:03:34,944 --> 01:03:37,978
The mortgage is in his name,
and you're not married.
1081
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:40,414
Are these from this year?
1082
01:03:40,416 --> 01:03:42,116
Last year. We went to Saint Bart's.
1083
01:03:42,118 --> 01:03:44,752
What about this year? We
didn't take a trip this year.
1084
01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:46,287
How come? Too busy. A lot of work.
1085
01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:49,957
Too busy to go have fun? Hon-- honey,
why are you involved with this?
1086
01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:53,227
You don't believe in therapy. No,
see, I don't see this as therapy.
1087
01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:55,362
I'm proactive. These people
are action oriented.
1088
01:03:55,364 --> 01:03:57,865
It's like the company retreats
at Hilton head. Remember?
1089
01:03:57,867 --> 01:04:00,801
No, hey. Get out of there. Hey! Hey!
No. Now, unfettered access.
1090
01:04:00,803 --> 01:04:04,605
Remember last year, the trust thing? The paragliding?
A quick look at your label.
1091
01:04:04,607 --> 01:04:06,974
It's just like that. No, it's
not like that! This is--
1092
01:04:06,976 --> 01:04:09,877
Actually it is. No, it is.
Everything will end up nice.
1093
01:04:09,879 --> 01:04:12,880
It seemed like they were helping Albert.
They can help me.
1094
01:04:12,882 --> 01:04:14,515
Help the open spaces. Help huckabees.
1095
01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:17,818
What are you talking about? He did
mention that in his application...
1096
01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:21,755
That he felt exhausted "from having
to constantly charm everyone,
1097
01:04:21,757 --> 01:04:23,824
but doesn't see any
alternative because--"
1098
01:04:23,826 --> 01:04:28,062
"you need to get people to like you to be
successful to get things done in this world."
1099
01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:31,665
End quote. Duh. Brad likes to be charming.
It comes naturally.
1100
01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:33,734
I only put those things
in the garbage as a joke.
1101
01:04:33,736 --> 01:04:36,871
- Yeah, see? That's funny.
- Back door way to charm.
1102
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:39,306
That's joking as a disguised
request for approval.
1103
01:04:39,308 --> 01:04:41,275
That's saying, "joke,"
but really love me.
1104
01:04:41,277 --> 01:04:44,411
Joke, love me. Ms. Campbell, how
have you felt about being pretty?
1105
01:04:44,413 --> 01:04:48,582
Oh, please. I don't think of
myself as being that pretty.
1106
01:04:48,584 --> 01:04:51,986
Yes, that's changed at
huckabees, but, you know,
1107
01:04:51,988 --> 01:04:54,288
I was never the pretty girl.
1108
01:04:54,290 --> 01:04:55,589
Really? No.
1109
01:04:55,591 --> 01:04:58,926
I just have to keep up
with this gorgeous hottie.
1110
01:04:58,928 --> 01:05:00,794
How's the sex? How is the sex?
1111
01:05:00,796 --> 01:05:04,999
The sex? Come on, guys. Come on.
That's private.
1112
01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:06,700
That's gross. A preliminary
surveillance...
1113
01:05:06,702 --> 01:05:10,905
Indicates it's been infrequent and
short-- eight to nine minutes...
1114
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:12,973
Typically. Surveillance? You watched us?
1115
01:05:12,975 --> 01:05:15,943
- No, just listened.
- So, your surveillance is wrong.
1116
01:05:15,945 --> 01:05:18,746
Yeah. It's quantity, not quality.
1117
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:22,249
- What?
- She meant quality, not quantity.
1118
01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:24,885
I know. I was only joking.
Were you joking...
1119
01:05:24,887 --> 01:05:28,188
When you said quantity and not quality?
In regards to sex?
1120
01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:30,424
We're not gonna discuss this.
We're private about...
1121
01:05:30,426 --> 01:05:32,660
Our seven minutes of heaven.
It's longer than that.
1122
01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:35,729
Eight minutes of heaven! It's
not quality, it's quantity!
1123
01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:42,703
You oughta see her after a couple margaritas.
Oh, my God! I'm crying.
1124
01:05:42,705 --> 01:05:43,871
Honey-- what is it?
1125
01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:48,542
Why did you have to write this poem? How come
we can't discuss these things ourselves?
1126
01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:49,710
Where is this relationship going, huh?
1127
01:05:49,712 --> 01:05:54,481
Why is marriage and kids so important?
There's an overpopulation problem.
1128
01:05:54,483 --> 01:05:56,583
Whoa.
1129
01:05:56,585 --> 01:05:58,452
That came out of left field. All right.
1130
01:05:58,454 --> 01:06:03,557
Why is having children the ultimate
performance for successful people? Why?
1131
01:06:03,559 --> 01:06:06,527
Well, it doesn't have
to be a performance.
1132
01:06:06,529 --> 01:06:08,729
You know, we don't have to have kids.
1133
01:06:08,731 --> 01:06:11,699
We could just, you know,
think about it, or not.
1134
01:06:11,701 --> 01:06:15,102
Could just be ourselves,
jet skiing, whatever.
1135
01:06:15,104 --> 01:06:17,204
This is not why I hired you.
1136
01:06:17,206 --> 01:06:20,774
Then why did you hire them?
1137
01:06:22,077 --> 01:06:24,678
Well, I have a meeting.
1138
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,147
Oh. There it is.
1139
01:06:34,423 --> 01:06:38,659
- Would you like some tea?
- With a little lemon.
1140
01:06:42,197 --> 01:06:46,700
So, I've never really done
anything like this before.
1141
01:06:46,702 --> 01:06:50,938
Um, where-- where would we start?
1142
01:07:03,284 --> 01:07:05,886
Now. Now.
1143
01:07:11,426 --> 01:07:14,361
Did you get it? Yeah.
1144
01:07:15,897 --> 01:07:18,298
I did. I felt it.
1145
01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:21,035
It's hard to describe.
1146
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:24,238
Very, very good. Your turn.
1147
01:07:25,540 --> 01:07:28,809
Now.
1148
01:07:28,811 --> 01:07:31,178
Not so hard. Sorry.
1149
01:07:34,549 --> 01:07:38,118
Now. Now. Now.
1150
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,254
Now!
1151
01:07:44,826 --> 01:07:47,294
Did you get it?
1152
01:07:47,296 --> 01:07:49,663
Yeah, you stop thinking.
1153
01:07:52,901 --> 01:07:56,103
Yes. It's fantastic.
1154
01:07:56,105 --> 01:07:58,939
It's like I'm here, but I'm not--
1155
01:07:58,941 --> 01:08:01,408
So, I'm not here. It-it's just--
1156
01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:04,545
I-- I-- I don't know.
Do it one more time.
1157
01:08:09,484 --> 01:08:12,719
It's like I'm a rock or a dish of mold.
1158
01:08:12,721 --> 01:08:16,190
I'm whatever else is around.
So I'm free to just exist.
1159
01:08:16,192 --> 01:08:19,893
This is the answer. We just have
to be this all day, every day.
1160
01:08:19,895 --> 01:08:22,296
That's the answer. Yes.
1161
01:08:22,298 --> 01:08:25,466
Do it again. Do it again. Now.
1162
01:08:30,105 --> 01:08:32,473
Careful, my young students,
1163
01:08:32,475 --> 01:08:34,842
you cannot stay in this state all day.
1164
01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:35,476
Why not? Yeah, why not?
1165
01:08:35,478 --> 01:08:38,312
It is inevitable that you are
drawn back into human drama.
1166
01:08:38,314 --> 01:08:42,049
Desire, suffering-- everything that
exists in this imperfect world.
1167
01:08:42,051 --> 01:08:45,619
Shit. So we get drawn
back into human drama...
1168
01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:47,221
And how important we think that is.
1169
01:08:47,223 --> 01:08:49,857
Then we do crazy stuff. We
have to go back to the ball...
1170
01:08:49,859 --> 01:08:53,727
So we can get the freedom of being
like a-- like a dish of mold.
1171
01:08:53,729 --> 01:08:56,096
Yes. And then back to the
drama, the suffering.
1172
01:08:56,098 --> 01:08:59,833
It's kind of a crappy deal.
C'est exactement ca.
1173
01:08:59,835 --> 01:09:02,769
An absurd theatrical we must
play out, back and forth,
1174
01:09:02,771 --> 01:09:04,671
from pure being to human suffering.
1175
01:09:04,673 --> 01:09:08,275
But isn't the drama and suffering less
if we do the ball thing every day?
1176
01:09:08,277 --> 01:09:11,445
Don't put it "the ball thing."
Call it "pure being."
1177
01:09:11,447 --> 01:09:15,249
Doesn't the pure being, ball thing
make the day-to-day suffering easier?
1178
01:09:15,251 --> 01:09:16,750
Yeah. No, it doesn't.
1179
01:09:16,752 --> 01:09:18,819
You're wrong. We're gonna
do this every day.
1180
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:23,524
We'll show you. It'll make it easier.
I'll prove it to you.
1181
01:09:23,526 --> 01:09:25,159
Human drama is inevitable.
1182
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,961
Suffering cannot be diminished.
You cannot escape, Tommy.
1183
01:09:27,963 --> 01:09:30,597
You'll see. Existence is a cruel joke...
1184
01:09:30,599 --> 01:09:32,199
That entices in a form of desire.
1185
01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:37,271
Absurd theater of desire. I know,
buddy, it hurts. It's painful.
1186
01:09:37,273 --> 01:09:40,440
Wait here. Where you goin'?
1187
01:09:41,109 --> 01:09:44,611
To meditate on desire and suffering.
1188
01:09:44,613 --> 01:09:47,381
Can I come? No.
1189
01:09:47,383 --> 01:09:48,182
Okay.
1190
01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:52,486
I'll see you in a little bit. We'll
do more, um, pure being? Pain--
1191
01:09:52,488 --> 01:09:54,721
I hope so.
1192
01:09:58,059 --> 01:10:00,460
Don't fucking leave me.
1193
01:11:03,758 --> 01:11:07,461
♪ Nothingness
1194
01:11:07,463 --> 01:11:11,431
♪ somethingness
1195
01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:14,935
♪ nothingness ♪
1196
01:11:17,839 --> 01:11:22,309
You look ugly! No, no, no.
1197
01:11:26,381 --> 01:11:28,448
- Hold up.
- No. No.
1198
01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:31,118
- No, go back inside.
- Can I have my car keys?
1199
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:34,154
You can't keep coming to
work if you dress like that.
1200
01:11:34,156 --> 01:11:36,857
Me and Daryl made some
spots Marty's gonna love.
1201
01:11:36,859 --> 01:11:39,593
These are the best tops around.
1202
01:11:39,595 --> 01:11:42,663
Last time, last year, not so good.
1203
01:11:42,665 --> 01:11:46,366
But now, this is the truth.
1204
01:11:55,810 --> 01:11:58,078
Marty's gonna hate them, dawn.
1205
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,882
He's gonna hate them.
There's glass between us.
1206
01:12:01,884 --> 01:12:04,518
You can't deal with my
infinite nature, can you?
1207
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,521
That is so not true. Wait,
what does that even mean?
1208
01:12:07,523 --> 01:12:11,658
We've talked about your intimacy problem.
What's the core of it?
1209
01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:13,093
Intimacy is combo of infinites.
1210
01:12:13,095 --> 01:12:17,564
I'm definitely gonna have an intimacy problem
with you if you keep dressing like that.
1211
01:12:17,566 --> 01:12:20,801
Well, it's only been a week.
One day is too much.
1212
01:12:20,803 --> 01:12:22,336
The people at the office
are freaking out.
1213
01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:25,639
You could get free, Brad, but you think
you have to be superman in control.
1214
01:12:25,641 --> 01:12:29,409
And that means you are the source
instead of part of the infinite.
1215
01:12:29,411 --> 01:12:34,147
And that makes it too hard for us, baby.
Stop talking to me like that.
1216
01:12:34,149 --> 01:12:38,952
You hired the detectives. You don't
have to listen to every word they say.
1217
01:12:38,954 --> 01:12:43,290
How am I supposed to know which
parts to listen to? I'll tell you.
1218
01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:45,125
No, that's confusing.
1219
01:12:45,127 --> 01:12:48,962
Take that off. Take it off. No.
Can I have my car keys, please?
1220
01:12:48,964 --> 01:12:50,097
Give me my glasses. No.
1221
01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:52,399
Give me my glasses. You
give me my car keys.
1222
01:12:52,401 --> 01:12:53,166
No. Yes.
1223
01:12:53,168 --> 01:12:55,569
You stay at home. Till you dress normal,
1224
01:12:55,571 --> 01:12:57,971
you don't come to work.
1225
01:13:02,443 --> 01:13:03,777
Trees and bees--
1226
01:13:03,779 --> 01:13:06,179
- Hey, Daryl, where are you?
- Hi, honey.
1227
01:13:06,181 --> 01:13:08,248
Dawn, this is Heather. Hey, I'm Heather.
1228
01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:09,683
Let's do it. Let's make a commercial.
1229
01:13:09,685 --> 01:13:11,785
I'm a really big fan of yours.
Well, thanks.
1230
01:13:11,787 --> 01:13:13,820
It's so weird to meet my voice.
Welcome to the family.
1231
01:13:13,822 --> 01:13:18,625
What? This script only has my lines, and
I don't see another character here.
1232
01:13:18,627 --> 01:13:21,628
I told you, you are the trademark
voice of huckabees. So--
1233
01:13:21,630 --> 01:13:24,064
Right. So what's the problem?
She's the voice.
1234
01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:26,199
I'm the face. Go, Heather.
1235
01:13:26,201 --> 01:13:29,102
Girl, you could-- Yeah, yeah.
1236
01:13:29,104 --> 01:13:31,938
All this, and brains too.
1237
01:13:33,741 --> 01:13:35,642
Son of a bitch, Daryl!
1238
01:13:35,644 --> 01:13:38,178
- They want me back in a bikini?
1239
01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:40,547
- Dawn, please.
- Wake up, pretty girl.
1240
01:13:40,549 --> 01:13:43,383
The joke's on you! The joke is on you!
Ow! Ow!
1241
01:13:43,385 --> 01:13:46,720
- No, stop.
- Don't look at me. I just want to be left alone.
1242
01:13:46,722 --> 01:13:50,524
I'm sick of this. I'm sick
of you all looking at me.
1243
01:13:50,526 --> 01:13:52,993
Look at me. Please, please,
please, everybody.
1244
01:13:52,995 --> 01:13:57,130
Everybody look at me now. I am so pretty.
I am so pretty. Look at me.
1245
01:13:57,132 --> 01:13:58,732
Everybody just wants to be me.
I'm pretty.
1246
01:13:58,734 --> 01:14:02,702
Shania's on the stage. We've got
the executives here, that's great.
1247
01:14:02,704 --> 01:14:05,539
Working their way back to
the, uh, lesser donators.
1248
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:08,308
Right. Well, when we did the
garth benefit in Dallas,
1249
01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:11,378
we put the $10,000 donors up here.
Wow, garth.
1250
01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:12,779
Was that garth garth, or Chris garth?
1251
01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:15,282
That's classic garth. The best.
Classic garth costs.
1252
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:19,453
Yeah, so, when we did the garth
benefit in Dallas, that's what we--
1253
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:21,621
Where's Marty? Where is he?
1254
01:14:21,623 --> 01:14:23,423
Have you even seen my commercials?
1255
01:14:23,425 --> 01:14:26,660
Have you? I'm doing this for you.
Oh, my God.
1256
01:14:26,662 --> 01:14:29,863
They're your detectives, and they
gave me this truth. Wow. Nutty.
1257
01:14:29,865 --> 01:14:33,467
Do you understand? There's
glass between us!
1258
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:36,870
Don't look at me like that!
1259
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:39,506
Hey, hey. Hey-- there you are, Marty.
1260
01:14:39,508 --> 01:14:44,044
Why don't you like my spots? Honey, this look
is hurting you, and it's hurting huckabees.
1261
01:14:44,046 --> 01:14:48,014
This is myself. Then you won't
speak at the benefit as yourself.
1262
01:14:48,016 --> 01:14:50,884
That is not huckabees.
I am still huckabees.
1263
01:14:50,886 --> 01:14:53,720
Not in that bonnet.
It's in my eyes, Marty.
1264
01:14:53,722 --> 01:14:55,655
It's like that story of the cave.
1265
01:14:55,657 --> 01:14:57,457
What in God's name is happening to you?
1266
01:14:57,459 --> 01:15:00,694
We trusted you. We took care of you.
We made you into a national icon.
1267
01:15:00,696 --> 01:15:05,298
Pulled you out of a mall. Eh, you've
been given everything by huckabees.
1268
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:06,633
Fuck-a-bees! Ooh.
1269
01:15:06,635 --> 01:15:08,969
- Wow, wow, wow.
- Bradley, there's board members here.
1270
01:15:08,971 --> 01:15:12,539
She's knocking on the glass-- that's not
gonna look too good for a new corporate guy.
1271
01:15:12,541 --> 01:15:14,007
What? I got corporate? You got corporate.
1272
01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:17,244
I got corporate? Yeah, you got corporate.
Now go and contain her.
1273
01:15:17,246 --> 01:15:19,212
All right? She said, "fuck-a-bees."
1274
01:15:19,214 --> 01:15:22,449
Yeah. She said fuck--
1275
01:15:32,293 --> 01:15:34,528
What are you doing?
1276
01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:36,196
What are you doing to us?
1277
01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:39,199
I'm in my tree. I'm talking
to the Dixie chicks...
1278
01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:40,567
And they're making me feel better.
1279
01:15:40,569 --> 01:15:45,739
Well, I think the Dixie chicks would like
you to know that I just got promoted.
1280
01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:49,409
What? V.P. For public affairs.
1281
01:15:49,411 --> 01:15:50,010
I got corporate, dawn.
1282
01:15:50,012 --> 01:15:53,213
I'm sorry you had to go through all this.
It's for the greater good.
1283
01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:56,883
I went to the detectives to shake
Albert out of the coalition.
1284
01:15:56,885 --> 01:16:00,086
- I admit that.
- This doesn't make sense.
1285
01:16:00,088 --> 01:16:02,522
Sweetheart, you're mixing yourself up.
1286
01:16:02,524 --> 01:16:04,824
Listen, you're mixing it all up.
1287
01:16:04,826 --> 01:16:06,760
Wait a second. Huh.
1288
01:16:06,762 --> 01:16:08,762
Do you even care about
the marsh and the woods?
1289
01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:13,633
Yes, I care about the marsh and the woods.
Albert was not gonna save 'em his way.
1290
01:16:13,635 --> 01:16:16,770
You don't go through the back
door with a poem and a bonnet.
1291
01:16:16,772 --> 01:16:21,007
You go through the front door with a tie,
and you own the marsh and the woods.
1292
01:16:21,009 --> 01:16:23,243
That's how you're gonna save 'em.
1293
01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:24,911
Let's celebrate. Mm-hmm.
1294
01:16:24,913 --> 01:16:26,513
You want some new clothes? Yeah.
1295
01:16:26,515 --> 01:16:29,916
I'll get you whatever you want.
What do you need? I don't know.
1296
01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:33,620
Pedicure? Yeah, but do I have
to be pretty all the time?
1297
01:16:33,622 --> 01:16:36,723
Well, you know, you have a choice.
1298
01:16:36,725 --> 01:16:40,460
But, no, it's not a choice.
I do have to be pretty.
1299
01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:44,664
Well, I'm pretty sure the Dixie chicks
would want you to spread your love...
1300
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:46,466
Here where you can at huckabees.
1301
01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:48,468
Right. That's good.
1302
01:16:48,470 --> 01:16:51,471
You know what? You got Albert fired.
1303
01:16:51,473 --> 01:16:57,177
Stay positive. Bermuda. Jet skis.
Piña coladas. All right?
1304
01:16:57,179 --> 01:17:01,748
Yeah. When you leave the office,
will you go through the back door?
1305
01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:04,284
Okay? 'Cause you don't
look so good today.
1306
01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:06,553
Okay. Okay.
1307
01:17:06,555 --> 01:17:08,555
Okay? Mm-hmm.
1308
01:17:19,667 --> 01:17:21,901
Hey, tom, tom.
1309
01:17:23,237 --> 01:17:25,605
Go for it, man.
1310
01:17:43,057 --> 01:17:47,160
The woods are hopeless. Don't waste your time.
They will be destroyed.
1311
01:17:47,162 --> 01:17:49,696
So will the marsh. It is a losing game...
1312
01:17:49,698 --> 01:17:52,632
Mankind has played for
more than a century.
1313
01:17:52,634 --> 01:17:55,168
Sadness is what you are. Do not deny it.
1314
01:17:55,170 --> 01:17:58,505
The universe is a lonely
place, a painful place.
1315
01:17:58,507 --> 01:18:01,441
This is what we can share
between us, period.
1316
01:18:01,443 --> 01:18:04,177
Whoa!
1317
01:18:04,179 --> 01:18:06,246
H'yah!
1318
01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:10,183
What are you doing?
1319
01:18:10,185 --> 01:18:12,919
You told me you were done
with this stupid method.
1320
01:18:12,921 --> 01:18:14,854
Why can't I do it?
Because it is a fantasy.
1321
01:18:14,856 --> 01:18:18,158
Do you want to lead a fake life? You
don't have to get so threatened.
1322
01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:20,493
I can mix your thing with their thing.
No, you can't!
1323
01:18:20,495 --> 01:18:22,829
Why not? Because they are
completely different.
1324
01:18:22,831 --> 01:18:26,433
And theirs is a lie. For the last
time, forget the tree fantasy.
1325
01:18:26,435 --> 01:18:28,935
And as for Brad, you must
do to him for real...
1326
01:18:28,937 --> 01:18:31,905
What he did to you, and--
1327
01:18:36,977 --> 01:18:40,413
You ditched me. First my
family, and now you guys.
1328
01:18:40,415 --> 01:18:45,051
She's my teacher too, Albert. And
she's still your teacher, tom.
1329
01:18:45,053 --> 01:18:46,686
No. It's all different now.
1330
01:18:46,688 --> 01:18:50,256
I thought we were a platonic
trio, not some sick sex dance.
1331
01:18:50,258 --> 01:18:51,825
You said that was bullshit.
1332
01:18:51,827 --> 01:18:56,129
Learn from this, Tommy. Painful truth.
1333
01:18:56,131 --> 01:18:58,198
I warned you-- human drama.
1334
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,767
Is that why you're doing
this, to teach me?
1335
01:19:00,769 --> 01:19:04,704
Yeah, is that why you're doing this,
to teach him? Of course it is.
1336
01:19:04,706 --> 01:19:09,008
There are unique moments when two people
share the deep sorrow of existence.
1337
01:19:09,010 --> 01:19:10,744
All right. That's what I wanted to hear.
1338
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,646
How can you believe that bullshit?
T-tom-- tom, I'm sorry.
1339
01:19:13,648 --> 01:19:15,915
This just happened. I've never
done anything like this before.
1340
01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:19,018
We could still be-- you can still
be my other, right? Shut up, Albert.
1341
01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:23,790
I brought you here. I wanted to share
LA fuerza with you, and you ruined it.
1342
01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:27,060
- You fell in love.
- Do not defile it with cliche.
1343
01:19:27,062 --> 01:19:31,631
- It is unnameable.
- Yeah? Well, I reject unnameable!
1344
01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:35,101
It leaves me out!
1345
01:19:35,103 --> 01:19:39,272
Where is your pure being now, Tommy?
I told you.
1346
01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:42,876
I'm just gonna accept my loneliness.
1347
01:19:42,878 --> 01:19:45,512
And I'm gonna go to an even
darker place of nothingness.
1348
01:19:45,514 --> 01:19:49,082
From an even farther, more
extreme nothingness on my own!
1349
01:19:49,084 --> 01:19:53,219
- Who needs you guys?
- Ahh, sublime.
1350
01:19:53,221 --> 01:19:56,089
Hey, welcome. You like my new office?
1351
01:19:56,091 --> 01:19:59,926
Let's start with the method.
Let's start with the method.
1352
01:19:59,928 --> 01:20:01,961
We'd like to discuss--
We'd like to discuss--
1353
01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:03,596
Okay. What are you doing? Okay.
What are you doing?
1354
01:20:03,598 --> 01:20:06,032
What are you doing? I'm
jokin' around, guys.
1355
01:20:06,034 --> 01:20:07,867
But seriously, I want to
quit the process with you.
1356
01:20:07,869 --> 01:20:10,703
Nothing personal. I appreciate what
you've done for me, but I'm over it.
1357
01:20:10,705 --> 01:20:14,641
You can't quit until the case is over.
Ah, I can fire you.
1358
01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:16,409
No, you can't. No, you can't.
1359
01:20:16,411 --> 01:20:18,278
Sure I can. No, you can't.
1360
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:20,346
Paragraph 201. "Neither
client nor detective...
1361
01:20:20,348 --> 01:20:26,853
"May terminate case prior to resolution as
defined by paragraph 314, subclause 'd',
1362
01:20:26,855 --> 01:20:28,388
which states--" that's not binding.
1363
01:20:28,390 --> 01:20:29,956
- Oh, it's binding.
- I'll find a lawyer.
1364
01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:32,659
Oh? Or maybe even go to the FBI.
How about that?
1365
01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:36,029
Go ahead. Oh, I will. I'm not kidding.
1366
01:20:36,031 --> 01:20:38,431
No, Brad, this is how it works.
You go to the police.
1367
01:20:38,433 --> 01:20:41,534
You-- you tell them that you went
to the existential detectives.
1368
01:20:41,536 --> 01:20:43,736
They ask why. You say,
"for personal reasons."
1369
01:20:43,738 --> 01:20:46,973
Or, maybe you wanted to work the
politics at your corporation...
1370
01:20:46,975 --> 01:20:49,943
By rattling Albert markovski.
I never told you that.
1371
01:20:49,945 --> 01:20:52,612
- Well, give us a little credit.
- The police go to huckabees.
1372
01:20:52,614 --> 01:20:56,749
They talk to them. The board learns
that rising star, Brad stand,
1373
01:20:56,751 --> 01:20:58,785
has weird existential issues.
1374
01:20:58,787 --> 01:21:00,286
Or he fakes them. Which is odd.
1375
01:21:00,288 --> 01:21:04,524
Which is worse. And your girlfriend,
the voice of huckabees,
1376
01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:08,127
is dressing like an amish bag lady.
Okay, I get it.
1377
01:21:08,129 --> 01:21:11,264
You know, Brad, suddenly your star
isn't rising anymore. It's sinking.
1378
01:21:11,266 --> 01:21:14,634
Okay. I said I get it, Bernie.
Relax. Passive-aggressive.
1379
01:21:14,636 --> 01:21:16,603
- Shut up.
- Aggressive-aggressive.
1380
01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:19,873
Does dawn want to quit? Dawn's
into this crap for real,
1381
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:23,710
which is the stupidest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
1382
01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:26,079
Shall we get back to the case?
1383
01:21:26,081 --> 01:21:27,680
All right. What you got on me? Nothin'.
1384
01:21:27,682 --> 01:21:30,850
Our staff did a little field
work in, uh, Cleveland.
1385
01:21:30,852 --> 01:21:34,921
- What? Talk to my family?
- Mommy and daddy look awesome.
1386
01:21:34,923 --> 01:21:39,425
So do you. But this guy. Wha--
Ah, he doesn't look too good.
1387
01:21:39,427 --> 01:21:45,298
- You bastards.
- He doesn't look too good, does he, Brad?
1388
01:21:46,233 --> 01:21:50,370
How could you do this?
1389
01:21:57,645 --> 01:21:59,646
Ooh.
1390
01:21:59,648 --> 01:22:00,480
Mm-hmm.
1391
01:22:00,482 --> 01:22:06,019
Are you kidding me? He weighs 250. He
t-- he talks about geckos all the time.
1392
01:22:06,021 --> 01:22:09,455
- What's the point?
- I thought he was a sweet, sensitive young man.
1393
01:22:09,457 --> 01:22:12,325
Oh, excuse me. You-- you spoke
to my fat, sad brother?
1394
01:22:12,327 --> 01:22:14,093
Yes, Brad, on the phone.
Indeed, I did, at length.
1395
01:22:14,095 --> 01:22:18,564
Well, if he's so sensitive, why doesn't he
lose 70 pounds and stop talking about geckos.
1396
01:22:18,566 --> 01:22:23,970
Maybe he'll find some friends. Well, your
brother feels that you're ashamed of him.
1397
01:22:23,972 --> 01:22:27,140
Are you sympathetic to him?
1398
01:22:27,142 --> 01:22:31,277
Are you kidding me? I gave him a car.
Mm-hmm.
1399
01:22:31,279 --> 01:22:33,813
I send him shirts. Mm-hmm.
1400
01:22:33,815 --> 01:22:36,416
I-- look.
1401
01:22:36,418 --> 01:22:38,618
Here, guys. Geckos.
1402
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:41,054
And I keep 'em.
1403
01:22:41,056 --> 01:22:42,855
I'm a pretty good older brother.
1404
01:22:42,857 --> 01:22:46,092
He wishes you would listen to him more.
1405
01:22:46,094 --> 01:22:48,261
About what, geckos?
1406
01:22:48,263 --> 01:22:49,896
I-- I don't have all the answers.
1407
01:22:49,898 --> 01:22:51,998
But maybe he should listen to
me more and learn a little.
1408
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:56,202
You have several stories that you
like to tell over and over and over.
1409
01:22:56,204 --> 01:22:59,005
Ohh. Oh-ho. That's not-- come on.
That's a lie.
1410
01:22:59,007 --> 01:23:04,544
I-- I'm not boring like him. Like the
mayonnaise story. The Mayo story.
1411
01:23:05,312 --> 01:23:06,879
May 18, sales meeting.
1412
01:23:06,881 --> 01:23:10,683
Shania's there, you know,
promoting her apparel, right?
1413
01:23:10,685 --> 01:23:13,519
It's 4:00. She's starving.
1414
01:23:13,521 --> 01:23:15,621
She hates mayonnaise, right?
Allergic to it.
1415
01:23:15,623 --> 01:23:19,525
So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches.
Back then that's all she's eating.
1416
01:23:19,527 --> 01:23:21,861
Tuna fish. No Mayo, darling.
1417
01:23:21,863 --> 01:23:23,663
June 5, driving range.
1418
01:23:23,665 --> 01:23:27,066
No joke. We gave her a
chicken salad sandwich once,
1419
01:23:27,068 --> 01:23:29,168
she threw up in the back of the limo.
1420
01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:31,804
June 30, the lake.
1421
01:23:31,806 --> 01:23:34,674
Shania's there promoting
her apparel, right?
1422
01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:36,376
It's 4:00, and she's starving.
She's a busy lady.
1423
01:23:36,378 --> 01:23:40,580
I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches. That's
all she's eating back then, tuna fish.
1424
01:23:40,582 --> 01:23:43,716
July 9, flight 27 to Chicago.
1425
01:23:43,718 --> 01:23:47,453
Shania's there promoting her apparel, right?
It's 4:00. She's starving.
1426
01:23:47,455 --> 01:23:50,623
The lady hates chicken salad. Gave
it to her once, she threw up.
1427
01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:55,194
August 17, conference call. Shania's
there promoting her apparel, right?
1428
01:23:55,196 --> 01:24:00,233
No Mayo. She hates it. And she cannot
eat chicken salad. That's no joke.
1429
01:24:00,235 --> 01:24:02,602
September 3, in traffic, your cell phone.
1430
01:24:02,604 --> 01:24:06,873
Shania's there promoting her apparel, right?
Back then that's all she's eating, tuna fish.
1431
01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:09,876
No Mayo. I eat two of the
sandwiches in front of her.
1432
01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:12,478
She now eats one and a half.
Now she believes me.
1433
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:17,483
She eats one and a half sandwiches
before she realizes it's chicken salad.
1434
01:24:23,024 --> 01:24:26,859
Why do you think that you
tell the Mayo story so much?
1435
01:24:26,861 --> 01:24:29,295
- I don't know. Why?
- It's propaganda.
1436
01:24:29,297 --> 01:24:31,631
- For mayonnaise?
- For you.
1437
01:24:31,633 --> 01:24:35,768
Specifically, you're so impressive
because you know Shania.
1438
01:24:35,770 --> 01:24:37,770
And you're so strong, because
you pull one on her.
1439
01:24:37,772 --> 01:24:41,741
- You're a funny guy, a good guy.
- Keeping everyone laughing...
1440
01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:46,312
So that maybe, quote, you
don't get depressed.
1441
01:24:46,314 --> 01:24:48,481
Well, what's so great about depression?
1442
01:24:48,483 --> 01:24:50,783
Nothing. Unless it holds the key...
1443
01:24:50,785 --> 01:24:52,985
To something you compulsively avoid...
1444
01:24:52,987 --> 01:24:54,921
So it will never be examined or felt,
1445
01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:57,356
hence your behavior becomes
repetitive like the story.
1446
01:24:57,358 --> 01:24:59,358
Like the story. Like the story.
1447
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:02,628
Like the story. Like the story.
Like the story.
1448
01:25:02,630 --> 01:25:05,231
Shut up.
1449
01:25:10,070 --> 01:25:12,972
All right. I don't have to tell stories.
1450
01:25:12,974 --> 01:25:16,576
What do you think would happen
if you didn't tell the stories?
1451
01:25:16,578 --> 01:25:19,212
Are you being yourself?
How am I not myself?
1452
01:25:19,214 --> 01:25:21,314
- "How am I not myself?"
- Myself.
1453
01:25:21,316 --> 01:25:22,915
Myself. "How am I not myself?"
1454
01:25:22,917 --> 01:25:25,952
- How am I not myself?
- "How am I not myself?"
1455
01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:29,989
How am I not myself?
"How am I not myself?"
1456
01:25:30,724 --> 01:25:32,992
How am I not myself?
1457
01:25:32,994 --> 01:25:35,228
How am I not myself?
1458
01:25:35,230 --> 01:25:36,762
How am I not myself?
1459
01:25:36,764 --> 01:25:40,800
How am I not myself? How am I not myself?
1460
01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:44,737
How am I not myself? How am I not myself?
1461
01:25:44,739 --> 01:25:48,975
How am I not myself?
How am I not myself?
1462
01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:51,244
- How am I not myself?
- Bradley?
1463
01:25:51,246 --> 01:25:52,311
She's starving. She's a busy lady.
1464
01:25:52,313 --> 01:25:57,083
I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches. That's
all she was eating back then, tuna fish.
1465
01:25:57,085 --> 01:26:02,588
No Mayo-- hey, Bradley, how do you
like the corporate men's room?
1466
01:26:02,590 --> 01:26:03,956
Freakin' awesome, man.
1467
01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:06,359
Hey, Brad, you want to
hear something funny?
1468
01:26:06,361 --> 01:26:08,895
The dundalee cups are blown out
in the sunbelt franchises.
1469
01:26:08,897 --> 01:26:12,498
How's that for super weird? That's a
good thing to bring to the table today.
1470
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:16,869
Right? You are just what the
doctor ordered, my friend.
1471
01:26:16,871 --> 01:26:18,337
Right? Right on.
1472
01:26:18,339 --> 01:26:23,009
Well, let's go, dude. I'm gonna introduce
you to the board of directors, my friend.
1473
01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:24,644
John, what did legal say? Jerry?
1474
01:26:24,646 --> 01:26:26,245
We have a legal problem.
Well, I disagree.
1475
01:26:26,247 --> 01:26:29,916
Give him the salmon stripper, call it the bass basher.
They don't read English anyway.
1476
01:26:29,918 --> 01:26:33,219
Just call it "tuna tornado." There you go.
Legal can cover that.
1477
01:26:33,221 --> 01:26:35,721
Speaking of Shania and tuna, Brad
has the most incredible story.
1478
01:26:35,723 --> 01:26:38,724
- Go ahead, Brad.
- There's a bass basher in Japan? What's that about?
1479
01:26:38,726 --> 01:26:41,460
Well, we've got a trademark issue in Japan.
You got a legal problem?
1480
01:26:41,462 --> 01:26:44,330
L-let's hear the Shania story. I
mean, that's what they wanna hear.
1481
01:26:44,332 --> 01:26:47,767
- Yeah, come on, tell the Shania story.
- Come on, Brad.
1482
01:26:47,769 --> 01:26:49,569
I don't want to tell that story.
1483
01:26:49,571 --> 01:26:51,404
What? I don't want to
tell that story, Marty.
1484
01:26:51,406 --> 01:26:54,373
Come on. You and Shania are
downtown in the loop in Chicago.
1485
01:26:54,375 --> 01:26:58,778
You're opening up the store. Shania,
she all of a sudden, she gets--
1486
01:26:58,780 --> 01:27:00,446
She gets-- hungry.
1487
01:27:00,448 --> 01:27:05,117
Really hungry. Right. And so,
you order-- tuna sandwiches.
1488
01:27:05,119 --> 01:27:07,653
- Yeah, tuna fish.
- I thought she was a vegetarian.
1489
01:27:07,655 --> 01:27:12,725
You order tuna fish, okay, but you
realize that she's allergic to--
1490
01:27:12,727 --> 01:27:14,961
Marty, no. She's allergic-- yes.
1491
01:27:14,963 --> 01:27:17,029
Come on. She's allergic to what?
1492
01:27:24,871 --> 01:27:29,609
Why don't you and me go outside and
have a-- have a talk? Come on.
1493
01:27:29,611 --> 01:27:32,278
- I'll be back in five.
- Five minutes?
1494
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:35,815
Is he gonna put a bonnet on?
Be right back.
1495
01:27:35,817 --> 01:27:38,451
What the fuck was that?
1496
01:27:49,162 --> 01:27:51,330
Fuck!
1497
01:28:12,019 --> 01:28:16,022
You're gonna get on the truck like
everybody else. Get on the bike.
1498
01:28:16,024 --> 01:28:18,190
Truck! Truck! Bike.
1499
01:28:21,161 --> 01:28:23,362
Engine company 54, stand by.
1500
01:28:23,364 --> 01:28:26,565
I'm free as a bird!
1501
01:28:26,567 --> 01:28:29,435
You're just sittin' in your gas guzzlers.
1502
01:28:29,437 --> 01:28:32,438
So long, suckers!
1503
01:28:43,150 --> 01:28:46,619
Where you guys? I'm at the fire, man.
1504
01:28:46,621 --> 01:28:48,654
♪
1505
01:28:48,656 --> 01:28:52,692
♪
1506
01:30:16,910 --> 01:30:20,079
- Here we are.
- Pull it down.
1507
01:30:30,190 --> 01:30:34,226
Creation, destruction.
Creation, destruction.
1508
01:30:34,228 --> 01:30:38,664
Creation, destruction.
Creation, destruction.
1509
01:30:38,666 --> 01:30:41,066
Creation, destruction.
1510
01:30:47,641 --> 01:30:53,012
Oh, ho-ho-ho, no. Oh, no!
1511
01:30:55,248 --> 01:30:58,684
Everything. My life.
1512
01:31:01,321 --> 01:31:02,721
Why?
1513
01:31:02,723 --> 01:31:04,790
Oh, Brad, look at yourself. My life.
1514
01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:09,195
You're sitting in a big pile of shit.
Brad, it's okay. Believe me.
1515
01:31:09,197 --> 01:31:10,863
Nothing's okay.
1516
01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:14,867
Nothing's okay, so it's okay.
1517
01:31:16,203 --> 01:31:18,437
You think it's bad, right,
1518
01:31:18,439 --> 01:31:23,642
'cause your house is burning and
you might have lost your job?
1519
01:31:23,644 --> 01:31:26,745
I gotta go-- I gotta go to a benefit.
1520
01:31:26,747 --> 01:31:29,515
Don't-- don't tell anybody.
1521
01:31:30,484 --> 01:31:35,254
No, tell everybody. I don't care.
Tell everybody!
1522
01:31:35,256 --> 01:31:37,490
- Oh, maybe not.
- Wait a second.
1523
01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:39,525
Oh, no, please, don't tell anybody.
1524
01:31:39,527 --> 01:31:42,261
You didn't see me cry.
1525
01:31:42,263 --> 01:31:44,330
Nobody sees that picture!
1526
01:31:44,332 --> 01:31:48,000
Nobody sees that picture! Why did you do that?
No, no, no, no.
1527
01:31:48,002 --> 01:31:50,069
We didn't do this. We would
never do something like this.
1528
01:31:50,071 --> 01:31:53,205
Never. Oh, maybe sometimes.
We didn't do this. Never.
1529
01:31:53,207 --> 01:31:55,474
Who the hell is that
lady with the camera?
1530
01:31:55,476 --> 01:31:59,578
- See-see-- see, this isn't our thing.
- That is her thing.
1531
01:31:59,580 --> 01:32:04,183
We wouldn't do it like that.
1532
01:32:06,887 --> 01:32:10,155
Why did you do that to me?
1533
01:32:33,079 --> 01:32:36,115
All right. I'm gonna go to the benefit.
1534
01:32:36,117 --> 01:32:38,551
Screw all you bastards.
1535
01:32:38,553 --> 01:32:40,219
Brad! Brad!
1536
01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:42,922
Brad, we didn't do this.
She did it, Brad.
1537
01:32:42,924 --> 01:32:45,925
Yes, I did.
1538
01:32:45,927 --> 01:32:49,995
That fire was a bitch-ass thing to do.
1539
01:32:49,997 --> 01:32:51,797
No, it liberated you from the Brad.
1540
01:32:51,799 --> 01:32:54,700
Or did it bond me to Brad
in the insanity of pain...
1541
01:32:54,702 --> 01:32:57,236
Until I saw that I'm Brad and he's me?
1542
01:32:57,238 --> 01:32:59,038
Yes. No.
1543
01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:01,073
Come on. You guys work
together, don't you?
1544
01:33:01,075 --> 01:33:04,510
- We don't work together at all.
- Really? It's not like some secret deal...
1545
01:33:04,512 --> 01:33:07,046
Where she picks up where you leave
off, and then we come back to you?
1546
01:33:07,048 --> 01:33:10,783
There is no secret deal. Well, there
should be, 'cause that's the way it works.
1547
01:33:10,785 --> 01:33:13,852
You're too dark, and you're not dark enough.
You three were close, right?
1548
01:33:13,854 --> 01:33:17,723
Maybe too close. Then it went sour
and propelled you into one extreme,
1549
01:33:17,725 --> 01:33:19,391
and you into another extreme.
1550
01:33:19,393 --> 01:33:22,995
So, voila! Two overlapping,
fractured philosophies...
1551
01:33:22,997 --> 01:33:25,698
Were born out of that one pain.
1552
01:33:26,900 --> 01:33:29,568
Albert!
1553
01:33:29,570 --> 01:33:32,271
Wow. What happened to him?
1554
01:33:32,273 --> 01:33:34,440
I don't know.
1555
01:34:13,947 --> 01:34:18,183
Hi. Welcome to the Omni hotel. Uh, we
don't-- we don't check bikes, sir.
1556
01:34:18,185 --> 01:34:23,188
Yeah, treat it like it's a car.
It-- it's not a car. It's my job.
1557
01:34:37,070 --> 01:34:39,838
Tenth floor.
1558
01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:44,710
Welcome to the huckabees
open spaces gala event.
1559
01:34:44,712 --> 01:34:48,514
Huckabees pledges to--
1560
01:34:50,684 --> 01:34:53,385
Davy, come on. Mr. stand,
you're not on the list.
1561
01:34:53,387 --> 01:34:56,822
Let's talk to Marty. What are
you calling me Mr. stand for?
1562
01:34:56,824 --> 01:34:59,992
Let me in. Marty, I'm me. I made it.
Marty, will you let Brad in?
1563
01:34:59,994 --> 01:35:02,561
Brad, shh. Keep him out.
1564
01:35:02,563 --> 01:35:05,130
Has everybody lost their minds?
What is this shit? Come on.
1565
01:35:05,132 --> 01:35:08,634
I put this together. I put this together!
I know it's tough.
1566
01:35:08,636 --> 01:35:11,236
Josh, I put this together.
1567
01:35:11,971 --> 01:35:13,939
Shania.
1568
01:35:15,275 --> 01:35:16,475
Shania!
1569
01:35:17,177 --> 01:35:19,678
It's the new miss huckabees. Sorry.
I thought you were Shania.
1570
01:35:19,680 --> 01:35:23,182
Can I get your autograph, please?
1571
01:35:23,184 --> 01:35:25,417
These are still the old pictures.
1572
01:35:25,419 --> 01:35:29,054
This is a collector's item for sure.
Thank you so much.
1573
01:35:32,959 --> 01:35:37,396
What's this, dawn? Do you love me?
1574
01:35:37,964 --> 01:35:41,934
I think so. With the bonnet?
1575
01:35:43,536 --> 01:35:46,905
Uh-- n--
1576
01:35:46,907 --> 01:35:48,440
It's over, Brad.
1577
01:35:48,442 --> 01:35:50,442
I had a fire and almost
died, and he came.
1578
01:35:50,444 --> 01:35:53,479
And he almost died 'cause he
cares about the same things.
1579
01:35:53,481 --> 01:35:57,583
And that shows there's no nothing,
even when you die. It's okay.
1580
01:35:57,585 --> 01:36:00,786
And he likes the bonnet.
1581
01:36:00,788 --> 01:36:03,255
Excuse me. We have a v.I.P.
Function here.
1582
01:36:03,257 --> 01:36:05,157
I need to ask you guys to leave, please.
1583
01:36:05,159 --> 01:36:08,927
And gentleman behind the bush,
you have to leave, please.
1584
01:36:13,733 --> 01:36:19,872
One world. One store. Huckabees,
the everything store.
1585
01:36:19,874 --> 01:36:24,209
Shopping, nature, together.
1586
01:36:34,988 --> 01:36:39,358
Did they let you in to the benefit?
I didn't even try to get in.
1587
01:36:39,360 --> 01:36:42,761
Brad, I thought about chopping your
head off with a machete many times.
1588
01:36:42,763 --> 01:36:45,497
I thought about hacking you
up with an ax, Albert,
1589
01:36:45,499 --> 01:36:48,200
and smashing your face
in with a baseball bat.
1590
01:36:48,202 --> 01:36:50,903
Eighteenth floor.
1591
01:36:52,172 --> 01:36:53,972
- You going up?
- We're going down.
1592
01:36:53,974 --> 01:36:58,043
- Uh, no, I think you're going up.
- Right you are. Come on in.
1593
01:36:58,045 --> 01:37:00,145
Ma'am.
1594
01:37:01,414 --> 01:37:03,749
Oh-- uh. Mary Jane!
1595
01:37:03,751 --> 01:37:06,185
- Oh, at last.
- How could you?
1596
01:37:06,187 --> 01:37:10,222
- How could you do that to us, you liar?
- This is a win for us. Come on.
1597
01:37:10,224 --> 01:37:14,359
A dexicorp mall in my grandfather's
forest is not exactly a win.
1598
01:37:14,361 --> 01:37:17,563
And they've already started surveying
to-- to start construction.
1599
01:37:17,565 --> 01:37:20,399
- We saved the marsh.
- By giving them the woods.
1600
01:37:20,401 --> 01:37:22,067
Are we going up or what?
1601
01:37:22,069 --> 01:37:25,003
All you did was make huckabees look good.
That's all you did.
1602
01:37:25,005 --> 01:37:26,805
Albert, how can you be calm?
Did you hear what Brad did?
1603
01:37:26,807 --> 01:37:30,576
- I'm dealing with it.
- Sit with me and Shania. You'll see this is a win for us.
1604
01:37:30,578 --> 01:37:33,212
- Shania doesn't give a shit!
- Oh, Shania cares.
1605
01:37:33,214 --> 01:37:35,814
- Let's go!
- Shania doesn't give a shit!
1606
01:37:35,816 --> 01:37:37,850
We saved the marsh-- fuck him!
1607
01:37:37,852 --> 01:37:41,553
So you sold out the woods? This new
mall is going to be very eco-friendly.
1608
01:37:41,555 --> 01:37:44,223
I saved half the trees.
Did I sell out the woods?
1609
01:37:44,225 --> 01:37:48,827
I don't know. I tried to do some good.
You know, I saved half of 'em.
1610
01:37:48,829 --> 01:37:51,997
Brad, I torched your jet skis.
1611
01:37:51,999 --> 01:37:54,900
- And my house?
- No, just your jet skis.
1612
01:37:54,902 --> 01:37:57,169
It spread to the house. I'm sorry.
1613
01:37:57,171 --> 01:38:00,205
Thirty-sixth floor.
1614
01:38:02,175 --> 01:38:04,743
You guys going down?
1615
01:38:04,745 --> 01:38:06,879
Good.
1616
01:38:08,848 --> 01:38:11,250
Who is that? You or me?
1617
01:38:11,252 --> 01:38:13,652
Give me--
1618
01:38:13,654 --> 01:38:17,155
Ow!
1619
01:38:17,157 --> 01:38:19,424
Give me that!
1620
01:38:27,166 --> 01:38:28,901
Hit the alarm.
1621
01:38:28,903 --> 01:38:31,470
You're only smashing yourself, Brad!
Yeah.
1622
01:38:34,007 --> 01:38:36,174
And now I'm smashing myself!
1623
01:38:36,176 --> 01:38:38,443
Now I'm smashing myself!
1624
01:38:42,148 --> 01:38:44,917
Stop it! Twenty-first floor.
1625
01:38:44,919 --> 01:38:46,518
Shania.
1626
01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:48,487
Brad, do you realize when
they destroy the woods--
1627
01:38:48,489 --> 01:38:52,024
No, let me explain. The average temperature
of the marsh rises five degrees?
1628
01:38:52,026 --> 01:38:55,460
The entire food chain is degraded,
starting with frogs. Let me explain.
1629
01:38:55,462 --> 01:38:58,563
Let me explain. Okay, but
we saved half the woods.
1630
01:38:58,565 --> 01:39:03,468
I'm a vegetarian, Brad. I eat tofu tuna.
1631
01:39:03,470 --> 01:39:04,436
With the Mayo, and you liked it!
1632
01:39:04,438 --> 01:39:06,972
Shania, I'm Albert. I used to
run the open spaces coalition.
1633
01:39:06,974 --> 01:39:10,642
She knew my name. See? So
what if she knew your name?
1634
01:39:10,644 --> 01:39:13,245
I was only joking, man. Come on.
1635
01:39:13,846 --> 01:39:16,915
Yeah, okay, I'm caught up in that shit.
1636
01:39:16,917 --> 01:39:20,886
So am I. That's how I bought into you.
Eighteenth floor.
1637
01:39:20,888 --> 01:39:25,123
Albert, we owe you an apology.
We should've stayed with you.
1638
01:39:25,125 --> 01:39:27,626
Thanks, Angela. See you at
the meeting on Tuesday.
1639
01:39:27,628 --> 01:39:30,929
We're gonna stop those bulldozers.
1640
01:39:32,065 --> 01:39:35,267
- Oh, my goodness.
- I don't have a job.
1641
01:39:35,269 --> 01:39:37,736
I don't even know who I am.
1642
01:39:37,738 --> 01:39:40,906
That's exactly how I felt.
1643
01:39:41,507 --> 01:39:44,409
Try this lady.
1644
01:39:54,020 --> 01:39:55,687
Ah, here he comes!
1645
01:39:55,689 --> 01:40:01,026
Oh, boy. The man-poet who banged
France's dark lady of philosophy.
1646
01:40:01,028 --> 01:40:04,096
The parking lot crusader of truth...
1647
01:40:04,098 --> 01:40:09,468
Who turned his back on his other
like a cold-blooded gangsta.
1648
01:40:09,470 --> 01:40:11,069
I know.
1649
01:40:11,071 --> 01:40:13,372
You hurt my feelings. I'm sorry.
1650
01:40:13,374 --> 01:40:17,576
But you had to do it anyway, didn't ya?
She's a very powerful person.
1651
01:40:17,578 --> 01:40:20,145
And I haven't been with a lot of women.
Obviously.
1652
01:40:20,147 --> 01:40:26,084
And she used me to teach us about
the inevitability of human drama.
1653
01:40:26,086 --> 01:40:29,855
So? Is that where you get off the ride?
1654
01:40:29,857 --> 01:40:32,591
Hell no.
1655
01:40:32,593 --> 01:40:34,726
I didn't think so.
1656
01:40:34,728 --> 01:40:38,163
Looks like you saw some truth.
Looks like you saw some truth.
1657
01:40:38,165 --> 01:40:41,733
What'd you see? Well, the interconnection
thing is definitely for real.
1658
01:40:41,735 --> 01:40:45,904
It is! I didn't think it was. I can't believe it.
It's so fantastic!
1659
01:40:45,906 --> 01:40:47,439
That's amazing. I know.
1660
01:40:47,441 --> 01:40:48,974
But it's also nothing special.
1661
01:40:48,976 --> 01:40:51,743
Yeah, because it grows from
the manure of human trouble.
1662
01:40:51,745 --> 01:40:56,014
You see, the detectives, they just
wanted to gloss right over that.
1663
01:40:56,016 --> 01:40:58,784
But in fact, no manure, no magic.
1664
01:40:58,786 --> 01:41:02,654
Did you hear some of that?
Some of it sounds pretty good.
1665
01:41:02,656 --> 01:41:05,023
I think--
1666
01:41:05,025 --> 01:41:07,392
I think this case is closed.
1667
01:41:07,394 --> 01:41:09,861
Is it ever really closed?
1668
01:41:09,863 --> 01:41:12,964
Hmm.
1669
01:41:19,072 --> 01:41:24,509
What are you doing tomorrow? I was thinking
about chaining myself to a bulldozer.
1670
01:41:24,511 --> 01:41:27,846
Do you want to come? What time?
1671
01:41:27,848 --> 01:41:30,382
Mm, 1:00, 1:30.
1672
01:41:30,384 --> 01:41:34,519
Sounds good. Should I
bring my own chains?
1673
01:41:34,521 --> 01:41:36,788
We always do.
1674
01:44:02,201 --> 01:44:06,137
♪ Nothingness
1675
01:44:06,139 --> 01:44:10,008
♪ somethingness
1676
01:44:10,010 --> 01:44:13,712
♪ nothingness ♪
1677
01:44:17,717 --> 01:44:20,885
♪
1678
01:44:35,201 --> 01:44:39,437
♪ It's something unattainable
1679
01:44:39,439 --> 01:44:43,842
♪ that you can't live without
1680
01:44:45,278 --> 01:44:49,447
♪ and now the unexplainable
1681
01:44:49,449 --> 01:44:54,419
♪ has you riddled with doubt
1682
01:44:54,421 --> 01:44:56,821
♪ things begin
1683
01:44:56,823 --> 01:44:59,157
♪ things decay
1684
01:45:00,660 --> 01:45:05,463
♪ and you gotta find a way to be okay
1685
01:45:05,465 --> 01:45:09,167
♪ but if you want to spend the day
1686
01:45:09,169 --> 01:45:14,239
♪ wonderin' what it's all about
1687
01:45:14,241 --> 01:45:18,410
♪ go and knock yourself out
1688
01:45:30,022 --> 01:45:32,757
♪
1689
01:45:36,462 --> 01:45:39,097
♪ Why we're put
1690
01:45:39,099 --> 01:45:41,499
♪ in this mess
1691
01:45:42,768 --> 01:45:45,170
♪ is anybody's guess
1692
01:45:45,172 --> 01:45:50,809
♪ might be a test or it
might not be anything
1693
01:45:50,811 --> 01:45:55,880
♪ you need to worry about
1694
01:45:55,882 --> 01:46:00,819
♪ but if you're still in doubt
1695
01:46:00,821 --> 01:46:05,390
♪ go and knock yourself out ♪
1696
01:46:06,926 --> 01:46:09,894
♪
1697
01:46:18,671 --> 01:46:20,438
♪