0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:01:16,998 --> 00:01:18,465 Pretty impressive..... huh! 2 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:22,595 People tend to think of me as that environmental ...nut! 3 00:01:23,070 --> 00:01:24,799 But whenever I get down to work they say... 4 00:01:24,872 --> 00:01:27,363 "Mother nature you are such a destructive bitch!" 5 00:01:27,909 --> 00:01:30,070 Well, what you see is disaster 6 00:01:30,111 --> 00:01:32,978 I see as laying the groundwork for the next generation. 7 00:01:33,614 --> 00:01:36,788 You have to grow the new food, for the new animals 8 00:01:36,984 --> 00:01:40,112 The big ones eat the small ones, and on top of the food chain are the humans. 9 00:01:40,188 --> 00:01:42,383 Who used to be very grateful. 10 00:01:42,824 --> 00:01:44,052 And it was good working just fine. 11 00:01:44,091 --> 00:01:47,754 Until one self centered generation came along. 12 00:01:48,329 --> 00:01:49,626 The baby-boomers. 13 00:01:50,131 --> 00:01:52,732 And these pampered postwar pinheads 14 00:01:53,067 --> 00:01:55,365 Thought that they could just breeze through life 15 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:57,663 do what every the hell they wanted. 16 00:01:58,139 --> 00:01:59,128 For instance... 17 00:01:59,941 --> 00:02:01,533 When the men would normally go to war. 18 00:02:01,724 --> 00:02:04,128 You know all the male aggression servers a purpose. 19 00:02:04,129 --> 00:02:05,661 It keeps the herd strong. 20 00:02:05,761 --> 00:02:08,806 But these guys said "I don't like this particular war." 21 00:02:08,850 --> 00:02:10,450 "I think I'll stay home." 22 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:14,017 And when it was time for the woman to stop jerkin' around and 23 00:02:14,018 --> 00:02:15,651 start having babies they said 24 00:02:15,652 --> 00:02:19,300 "We want to get our careers going first babies can wait till later." 25 00:02:19,493 --> 00:02:21,468 They grew up to be obsessed with money 26 00:02:21,469 --> 00:02:23,770 and accumulated useless possessions. 27 00:02:23,965 --> 00:02:27,477 Did they care that they were depleting natural resources, 28 00:02:27,478 --> 00:02:30,989 and polluting the water, and ripping holes in the frickin' sky! 29 00:02:31,072 --> 00:02:32,471 But I've got them now. 30 00:02:33,107 --> 00:02:35,302 Oh yes, yes, yes. Because now, now... 31 00:02:35,676 --> 00:02:36,472 They going to get old. 32 00:02:37,678 --> 00:02:38,667 There not going they to like it. 33 00:02:38,713 --> 00:02:40,977 There going to be "Oh, I don't want to waddle." 34 00:02:41,015 --> 00:02:44,294 Their taking bits of their ass their putting it in their face. 35 00:02:44,295 --> 00:02:46,287 This is not natural. It's not natural. 36 00:02:46,621 --> 00:02:49,953 And their going to say, "Oh no, no, see, we do not want to get old. No. 37 00:02:49,954 --> 00:02:52,995 We want to stay young forever. Forever and ever." 38 00:02:53,127 --> 00:02:55,877 You know what I'm going to say to them? You know what I say to them? 39 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:57,826 Tough SHIT! 40 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,906 Here's a pal of mine in her 40's, 41 00:04:19,106 --> 00:04:21,872 trying to moisturize her way back to her way back to 30. 42 00:04:22,803 --> 00:04:26,915 But unfortunately her ex-husband found him self a wife in her 20's. 43 00:04:26,916 --> 00:04:28,794 - Hi Mom! - Where were you guys? 44 00:04:29,056 --> 00:04:32,355 We went all the way to Malibu and dropped Sara off at Gail's house. 45 00:04:32,403 --> 00:04:35,103 And then went to Beverly Hills to drop off Glen. 46 00:04:35,196 --> 00:04:37,544 But they said they'd rather have their own kids. 47 00:04:37,565 --> 00:04:39,890 Yeah, I forgot which kid went with which one. 48 00:04:39,909 --> 00:04:42,697 How 'bout oldest kid with oldest Mom and work down from there. 49 00:04:47,714 --> 00:04:48,937 What happened to your head? 50 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:51,494 Oh, I had to have some plugs removed 51 00:04:51,495 --> 00:04:55,254 because the hairs were growing into my head instead of out of it. 52 00:04:56,169 --> 00:04:57,159 Where you go with that? 53 00:04:57,718 --> 00:04:58,418 What? 54 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,182 Oh I... This is mine I got it in Pasadena. 55 00:05:01,183 --> 00:05:04,316 And you didn't have your wallet, as usual, so I bought it. 56 00:05:04,317 --> 00:05:06,949 Because I was wearing sweatpants. I don't have pockets. 57 00:05:07,013 --> 00:05:10,330 For someone who never exercises you're always in sweatsuits. 58 00:05:10,331 --> 00:05:13,216 Like wearing workout cloths will make you in shape. 59 00:05:13,217 --> 00:05:16,565 Well do you think wearing "Doc Martins" will make you a teenager? 60 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,532 I don't know. Do you think wearing you're hat backwards 61 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:20,393 will make you look more mature? 62 00:05:22,483 --> 00:05:24,491 Well do you think wearing a sleeveless 63 00:05:24,643 --> 00:05:26,811 t-shirt makes you look like a big bull-dike? 64 00:05:27,955 --> 00:05:30,022 Izzie says you've just been writing all weekend? 65 00:05:31,052 --> 00:05:32,003 No dates? 66 00:05:32,053 --> 00:05:33,782 No prospects on the horizon? 67 00:05:33,832 --> 00:05:34,696 No 68 00:05:34,971 --> 00:05:36,874 Oh Rosie you've got to get over me. 69 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:38,413 I'm only human. 70 00:05:40,141 --> 00:05:41,130 You know what Rosie, 71 00:05:41,644 --> 00:05:44,486 you shouldn't be alone. I'm going to fix you up with somebody. 72 00:05:44,863 --> 00:05:46,963 - You've kept your looks. - Thanks. 73 00:05:47,164 --> 00:05:50,127 Ma, he got the "Welcome Back Kotter" game. 74 00:05:53,089 --> 00:05:56,713 - Lindsay I love you. - Oh thank you Orlando. 75 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,295 Hey, you said you loved me! 76 00:05:59,308 --> 00:06:00,384 He never said that! 77 00:06:00,385 --> 00:06:03,355 And wearing a wedding dress isn't going to change his mind. 78 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:06,036 But you do! I know you do! 79 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,747 Orlando let's go to the beach. 80 00:06:08,748 --> 00:06:10,390 Hey! Get away, He's mine 81 00:06:10,515 --> 00:06:12,431 He said you have an ugly body. 82 00:06:12,531 --> 00:06:16,997 It's exactly the same as yours. And that dress is so ghetto. 83 00:06:17,734 --> 00:06:18,625 What's that mean? 84 00:06:19,384 --> 00:06:22,123 Oh well in school if something's cheesy we called it ghetto. 85 00:06:22,221 --> 00:06:24,704 But honey, that's like making fun of the under-privileged. 86 00:06:24,706 --> 00:06:27,822 Like you know, naming ugly cloths after their neighborhood. 87 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:29,033 I didn't make it up. 88 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:31,243 Leaves my man alone! 89 00:06:31,343 --> 00:06:33,325 I think you're really nice. You want to go swim? 90 00:06:33,773 --> 00:06:35,548 Why's she suddenly so happy? 91 00:06:35,609 --> 00:06:37,038 She is manic-depressive. 92 00:06:37,508 --> 00:06:39,634 Hey Ma, how do you know when it's true love? 93 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:44,059 Usually you make the music louder, and you can move in on them. 94 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:46,561 Or some times they look up in slow motion. 95 00:06:46,642 --> 00:06:48,551 No on TV, in real life. 96 00:06:49,091 --> 00:06:50,134 Real life? 97 00:06:52,461 --> 00:06:55,468 Izz, why is there a Ken doll in the heat vent? 98 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:57,906 Remember when you had Alzheimer's and you wandered off. 99 00:06:59,634 --> 00:07:02,199 You know I'm starting to not care so much about Barbies. 100 00:07:02,511 --> 00:07:04,263 But she's just getting her life together. 101 00:07:04,264 --> 00:07:07,595 She's got a jeep, she's got a horse, a recording studio. 102 00:07:07,596 --> 00:07:10,811 Yeah, but you know, it's make believe it's not satisfying. 103 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,111 Doggin' me all week dog. 104 00:07:17,581 --> 00:07:19,993 Doggin' me all week dude. 105 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:22,355 Brother... Gee... 106 00:07:23,059 --> 00:07:24,816 - Izzie? - What? 107 00:07:24,817 --> 00:07:26,646 Do people still say Gee? 108 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:31,032 Sure today I said, "Gee, I can't wait for lunch." 109 00:07:33,817 --> 00:07:37,014 Dog don't go fronting like you didn't blow on your cheddar 110 00:07:37,015 --> 00:07:39,634 smokes so you can roll with Flynn and his peeps. 111 00:07:40,007 --> 00:07:41,323 You know he just playin' you. 112 00:07:41,423 --> 00:07:43,478 I think you really need to step off that. 113 00:07:43,578 --> 00:07:46,042 Just remember me and Ross are your real blood. 114 00:07:46,407 --> 00:07:49,048 We don't have to smoke mad trees to think you all that. 115 00:07:51,258 --> 00:07:51,958 Wait! 116 00:07:54,318 --> 00:07:56,563 You're right. I been trippin'. 117 00:07:56,882 --> 00:07:58,966 You know there's no one I'd rather roll with. 118 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:07,425 Cut! Great! 119 00:08:08,743 --> 00:08:11,304 Was there too much slang, you know, for the emotion? 120 00:08:11,305 --> 00:08:13,825 I liked that bit about smoking the mad trees. 121 00:08:14,644 --> 00:08:16,890 You were good. You gave me allot. 122 00:08:17,251 --> 00:08:18,993 You were good. You gave him allot. 123 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:20,060 It's really coming out. 124 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,474 - So good. - Hey hey, drop off your phones. 125 00:08:22,475 --> 00:08:24,739 - Marty, need Rosie. - Wow. 126 00:08:25,596 --> 00:08:26,296 You got it. 127 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,598 This is so cute. Where did you get this? 128 00:08:27,599 --> 00:08:29,649 Sorry Rosie, president of comedy needs to see you. 129 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:32,273 - Oh, OK. - Bye. Bye 130 00:08:32,619 --> 00:08:33,687 Hey, let's go find Mommy. 131 00:08:37,676 --> 00:08:39,407 Bowling is so 8-1-8. 132 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,329 And these balls are so heavy. 133 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:44,305 - There. - Where? 134 00:08:44,736 --> 00:08:46,276 The balls are so heavy? 135 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:48,170 Yeah well their bowling balls. 136 00:08:48,435 --> 00:08:50,209 - It's an innuendo. - Oh, come... 137 00:08:50,384 --> 00:08:52,825 It implies she holds men's testicles. 138 00:08:52,884 --> 00:08:55,118 And rolls them down a wooden lane. 139 00:08:55,277 --> 00:08:58,281 - Ah just loose her. - It's Jeannie my secretary. 140 00:08:58,316 --> 00:09:00,745 - She'll be heartbroken. - That's it for me. 141 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:04,918 They make much dirtier jokes on "Will And Grace" and "Housewives". 142 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,407 You never stand up to him. 143 00:09:06,427 --> 00:09:07,524 It's all a game. 144 00:09:07,668 --> 00:09:10,266 Are you developing another talent contest show? 145 00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:11,051 Where? 146 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:12,711 New faces of 2006. 147 00:09:12,757 --> 00:09:15,320 Oh, that's my plastic surgery show. 148 00:09:15,757 --> 00:09:18,040 You know it's amazing what they can suck out. 149 00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:21,419 He get's his eyes done, marries a 28 year old and you know, 150 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:24,582 he thinks he's suddenly turned into a young hipster. 151 00:09:24,707 --> 00:09:28,591 Well, and you think maintaining your high school weight makes you a cheerleader. 152 00:09:28,592 --> 00:09:29,592 Your both wrong. 153 00:09:30,032 --> 00:09:35,838 You can jump and peel and nip and tuck but your insides are still rotting away. 154 00:09:36,213 --> 00:09:38,807 Hey, there's something new to makeover. 155 00:09:39,153 --> 00:09:40,709 Internal organs. 156 00:09:40,827 --> 00:09:42,718 Yeah, you can have a liver lift. 157 00:09:42,719 --> 00:09:46,605 Hey, a pancreatic resurfacing or a colon peel. 158 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:50,825 Yeah, botox you're ovaries baby. Then you'll look young in your x-rays. 159 00:09:54,383 --> 00:09:57,918 He's at Lakers games with Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake. 160 00:09:58,018 --> 00:10:00,620 He's trout fishing with Norm MacDonald. 161 00:10:01,027 --> 00:10:03,846 I am the one behind closed doors all afternoon and who have I met? 162 00:10:04,501 --> 00:10:07,360 Yeah I thought that meant secrets from his wife, not the whole town. 163 00:10:08,558 --> 00:10:09,890 I'll talk to you later Ma. 164 00:10:10,589 --> 00:10:11,668 Anyone call? 165 00:10:12,009 --> 00:10:13,218 Look what I made of Brianna. 166 00:10:14,184 --> 00:10:16,858 I already did Sean. It's hilarious. 167 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:21,757 Uh, we had to make some changes to this weeks episode. 168 00:10:21,758 --> 00:10:24,187 Your line in the bowling alley was cut. 169 00:10:24,778 --> 00:10:27,283 Oh... You have to do what's better for the show. 170 00:10:27,284 --> 00:10:29,881 It was the censor. He thought you were too sexy. 171 00:10:30,924 --> 00:10:32,791 - I'm sorry. - That's fine. Forget it. 172 00:10:32,851 --> 00:10:35,953 Ok. All right, well I'm going to go get Izz, if anyone needs me I'm on my cell. 173 00:10:36,097 --> 00:10:36,797 Sure. 174 00:10:39,366 --> 00:10:40,901 - You go girl. - Hey, is Rosie there? 175 00:10:40,979 --> 00:10:42,065 No you just missed her. 176 00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:44,211 She had and emergency botox appointment. 177 00:10:44,487 --> 00:10:45,215 You are bad. 178 00:10:57,570 --> 00:11:01,266 No Izzie, don't hover over Dylan. Do something else. 179 00:11:04,304 --> 00:11:07,217 - Hi Britney. - That's it, talk to the girls not him. 180 00:11:10,028 --> 00:11:10,728 Bitches! 181 00:11:12,532 --> 00:11:13,860 No. No no no no. 182 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,249 Izz! 183 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,690 - Bye Dylan. - Yeah. 184 00:11:19,737 --> 00:11:20,437 Hey! 185 00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:23,510 - Ma, you know what happened today? - What? 186 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,512 I went to the bathroom and there was this brownish spot, 187 00:11:27,513 --> 00:11:29,763 but it wasn't from you know where. 188 00:11:30,195 --> 00:11:32,186 Honey, that is your period. 189 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:39,503 Oh congratulations, your... your a woman! 190 00:11:39,651 --> 00:11:41,374 Let the game begin! 191 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:47,498 Ma what's is better? Maxi with wings for extra protection, 192 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,912 or absorbent dry and bulge your pants? 193 00:11:50,247 --> 00:11:51,607 How many light days are there? 194 00:11:51,706 --> 00:11:53,469 Honey, you do not need all this. 195 00:11:53,668 --> 00:11:55,243 - Can I have a Twix bar? - Yeah. 196 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:02,021 Ops, I got a career... 197 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:06,694 by shaking my rear, and making guys leer. 198 00:12:07,262 --> 00:12:11,625 Oh baby baby. Ops I'm going to sing more, 199 00:12:11,995 --> 00:12:15,262 and dance like a whore. 200 00:12:15,536 --> 00:12:18,434 I'm just not talented. 201 00:12:18,631 --> 00:12:20,160 Izz, look what I found. 202 00:12:20,646 --> 00:12:22,269 They gave us these in the sixth grade. 203 00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:24,113 See... 204 00:12:24,805 --> 00:12:26,238 It's Mindy Menstruation. 205 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:30,044 Here she is staying clean. And here she is eating right. 206 00:12:30,062 --> 00:12:31,353 Oh, I like her hair better here. 207 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:35,360 With her Modes pads, nobody knows about the gusher between her legs. 208 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,286 When can I have sex? 209 00:12:38,373 --> 00:12:42,315 Uh uh.... When you� get your masters degree. 210 00:12:42,498 --> 00:12:43,590 No, come on, really. 211 00:12:43,707 --> 00:12:46,032 When you go to college. Eighteen. 212 00:12:46,611 --> 00:12:47,873 Ma fifteen. 213 00:12:48,072 --> 00:12:48,772 No way! 214 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,545 Maybe... seventeen. 215 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,139 Ma fifteen is the new seventeen. 216 00:12:54,862 --> 00:12:57,468 Tonight, Yomena faces a personal crisis 217 00:12:57,469 --> 00:13:01,501 on a very special "You Go Girl" that teens should watch with their parents. 218 00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:03,754 Quick, call your mom. 219 00:13:11,173 --> 00:13:12,105 Izzie! 220 00:13:14,699 --> 00:13:17,135 It's not the music. It's driving me crazy. 221 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,588 - It's "Apes Escapes." - Ma it's Dylan's favorite game. 222 00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:22,048 I have to get good at it so we will have something in common. 223 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:25,027 Oh, sounds like a firm basis for a relationship. 224 00:13:25,081 --> 00:13:27,603 - Now I'll walk you home. - I have to sleep over. 225 00:13:27,899 --> 00:13:30,084 My father's shooting the country music awards tonight. 226 00:13:30,139 --> 00:13:33,241 Just do something quiet so Izz can finish her homework. 227 00:13:41,728 --> 00:13:45,065 How the hell do you drop two points from the "Candy Strippers"? 228 00:13:45,134 --> 00:13:46,785 From now on no more issues. 229 00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:50,871 No drugs, no teen pregnancies, no homosexuals. 230 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,804 What about the same sex prom date? 231 00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:55,806 Oh yeck! No homo stuff! 232 00:13:56,025 --> 00:13:58,609 Except maybe an occasional lesbian kiss. 233 00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:02,730 But no eating disorders, no racial strife. 234 00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:06,463 Come on, let's get on it. No more janky shows. 235 00:14:08,507 --> 00:14:10,047 Never heard that word did ya'? 236 00:14:10,506 --> 00:14:13,571 We hired this consulting team the next thing they tell us 237 00:14:14,081 --> 00:14:15,629 all the hot new trends. 238 00:14:15,909 --> 00:14:20,399 Ok, we drop the prom, we move up. Boys make over the nerdy guy... 239 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,706 No. No, that was just a backup script. 240 00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:25,889 - Make overs are big. - Make overs are so played out. 241 00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:28,202 Plastic surgery makeovers, uh... 242 00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:30,535 queer makeovers, straight make overs, house makeovers, 243 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,903 car makeovers there's nothing more to say about it. 244 00:14:33,003 --> 00:14:34,095 You can do it. 245 00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:36,533 Let us make this show cronk. 246 00:14:36,735 --> 00:14:37,435 Groove. 247 00:14:38,726 --> 00:14:41,367 Oh, and while we're in full comunicado 248 00:14:41,368 --> 00:14:44,008 I want you to incorporate these into the show. 249 00:14:44,081 --> 00:14:46,537 We just covered there phones with matching jewels. 250 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,033 These are the cool new ones. 251 00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:51,698 I read in Newsweek where kids text message more than talk. 252 00:14:51,699 --> 00:14:53,505 - Is that a fact. - Indeed. 253 00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:56,863 Oh and put in that stuff where they write "L" and "8". 254 00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:58,918 That's how they say later. 255 00:15:02,462 --> 00:15:05,091 I never seen so many nerds in one place. 256 00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:07,675 Not since the last writers guild awards. 257 00:15:07,835 --> 00:15:11,335 This is Mulersfeild. We're going to start with the wedgie scene. 258 00:15:11,752 --> 00:15:13,693 Maybe you did give me a wedgie, 259 00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:20,064 and sure my head is no stranger to the raging waters of the third floor toilets. 260 00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:21,348 But one day... 261 00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:24,412 She be like ten, fifteen years from now... 262 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:31,442 Maybe you did give me a wedgie and... Snap! 263 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,940 and sure my head is no stranger to the raging waters of the... 264 00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:36,793 of the third floor bathroom. 265 00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:40,178 (Both) Thank you so much, that was great. 266 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:43,568 I have to rewrite this scene. I mean they can't all be this bad. 267 00:15:43,622 --> 00:15:45,181 What about that guy Chad? 268 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,498 Maybe if we called him back with some notes? 269 00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:50,822 Let me just try one thing. 270 00:15:51,111 --> 00:15:53,665 - This is Adam. - No wait. Give me a sec... 271 00:15:55,658 --> 00:15:56,955 How it did that? 272 00:15:58,933 --> 00:16:01,510 We'll start with the wedgie scene. It's on page six. 273 00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:06,395 I hope you're proud of your self. 274 00:16:07,036 --> 00:16:09,433 I hope you have a real feeling of accomplishment. 275 00:16:09,524 --> 00:16:12,071 Because one day, and you know what it might not be in high school. 276 00:16:12,088 --> 00:16:13,869 It might not even be the near future. 277 00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:16,110 But one day you're going to open a newspaper, 278 00:16:16,568 --> 00:16:18,080 or you're going to turn on the television, 279 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,565 and you're going to see that I or... 280 00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:23,748 some other dungeon master that you bullied, 281 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,164 has done something truly spectacular. 282 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,269 And as you're putting on you're... 283 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,613 name badge from Pretzel Time you'll say, 284 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:33,359 "Wow, I really wish that I was nice to that guy." 285 00:16:33,907 --> 00:16:35,324 Because you're laugh now. 286 00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:37,882 You say digital wedgies are a way of the future. 287 00:16:37,883 --> 00:16:42,223 Well OK, I have one of those wedgies right now, in my pants. 288 00:16:42,308 --> 00:16:46,491 But you, have a much deeper darker wedgie... 289 00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:48,672 on you're soul. 290 00:16:49,453 --> 00:16:50,750 That's what I meant. 291 00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:53,494 - Very nice, we will be looking at you. - That's OK? 292 00:16:53,584 --> 00:16:55,403 Thank you so much, that was great! 293 00:16:55,487 --> 00:16:57,512 - Adam that was great. - Thank you very much we'll be in touch. 294 00:16:57,513 --> 00:16:58,911 Very good. Thank you. 295 00:17:05,381 --> 00:17:07,217 There is some more to see tomorrow. 296 00:17:07,242 --> 00:17:09,841 Yeah, and his agent to see if he's an asshole. 297 00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:10,542 Yeah. 298 00:17:23,613 --> 00:17:25,642 Don't even think about it. 299 00:17:29,411 --> 00:17:31,301 - Ready for the test? - Yeah. 300 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,022 You know what Dylan did yesterday? 301 00:17:33,237 --> 00:17:35,715 He took a tampon out of Gabby's backpack 302 00:17:35,716 --> 00:17:39,523 and stuck it in his mouth and it go real big from his spit. 303 00:17:40,169 --> 00:17:42,569 I've been seriously underestimating him. 304 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,419 - Ya had to be there. - Yeah. 305 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:46,128 Back to math. What is pi? 306 00:17:48,186 --> 00:17:49,841 - Three... - Three... 307 00:17:50,089 --> 00:17:52,512 -Three point... -Three point... 308 00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:57,086 Three point one four. You knew it last night. 309 00:17:57,152 --> 00:17:59,760 Yeah. OK. See ya. 310 00:18:00,051 --> 00:18:02,543 3.14 pi not forget! 311 00:18:03,591 --> 00:18:04,672 I was hilarious. 312 00:18:04,903 --> 00:18:06,883 But Brianna kept telling me to be sexier, 313 00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:10,159 and she'd screw up her line if I didn't do it that way but she knew it'd get cut. 314 00:18:10,914 --> 00:18:12,347 Yeah I get paid. So what? 315 00:18:12,665 --> 00:18:13,816 It's not just the money Ma. 316 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,213 I'll call you back. 317 00:18:17,289 --> 00:18:18,563 Hi. Is Rosie here? 318 00:18:18,635 --> 00:18:20,034 She's getting her hair colored. 319 00:18:20,847 --> 00:18:22,252 She told me to pick up a schedule. 320 00:18:22,347 --> 00:18:23,146 Hold on. 321 00:18:34,339 --> 00:18:36,646 Booya! Nothing but net! 322 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,957 Big boys know other ways to score. 323 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,867 - Taylor, where's Bree? - Aren't we doing her wardrobe now? 324 00:18:51,921 --> 00:18:55,239 We're missing our lunch for her fitting, and she's standing us up again. 325 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:58,424 I'm sorry but I am not kissing Brianna's ass any more. 326 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:02,158 Speaking which, a little lipo would help me with those shorter skirts. 327 00:19:02,193 --> 00:19:05,624 What are you nuts? She's got a perfect body. 328 00:19:05,699 --> 00:19:07,883 Oh... Cottage cheese with your bagel? 329 00:19:08,101 --> 00:19:10,101 And when was the last time we got a magazine cover? 330 00:19:10,111 --> 00:19:14,179 Lindsey, Paris, the girls of the teen bath. That's all I'm saying. 331 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,178 Well you're nuts. That's all I'm saying. 332 00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:17,271 Oh! 333 00:19:17,785 --> 00:19:20,833 Eh, well... Well you gotta remember the attitude. Hum? 334 00:19:22,657 --> 00:19:25,796 No, no no no no. Let's not put him in what the other guys like. 335 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:28,029 It should be what he looks good in. 336 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:32,188 Find a shirt that brings out the green in his eyes and um... 337 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:36,192 Give the jacket and pants the same color to make him thinner. 338 00:19:43,739 --> 00:19:46,631 I don't like the way that sign light is. Look at what it's doing to the skin. 339 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:55,853 What about the bags under his eyes. He looks like he hasn't slept in a week. 340 00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:03,054 No no, we can't use this lens. Nothing wider than a 40. 341 00:20:03,706 --> 00:20:05,635 Yeah, look at the nose. 342 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,365 Oh my god. 343 00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:22,758 Oh my god I'm beautiful. 344 00:20:24,194 --> 00:20:25,710 I am beautiful. 345 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:31,148 Actually well I'm um... You're really good. 346 00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:32,778 It wasn't that tough. 347 00:20:32,854 --> 00:20:36,014 Oh come on. I've never thought of myself as good looking. 348 00:20:36,472 --> 00:20:37,234 Why not? 349 00:20:37,939 --> 00:20:39,198 Girls never made me feel cute. 350 00:20:39,199 --> 00:20:41,511 I used to have to make them laugh to get their attention. 351 00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:43,073 Wait a second. 352 00:20:43,914 --> 00:20:47,338 You used comedy as a cover for feelings of inadequacy. 353 00:20:47,906 --> 00:20:49,589 You might be on to something there. 354 00:20:53,007 --> 00:20:53,760 Wait a minute. 355 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,417 What? 356 00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:57,659 You're really beautiful. 357 00:21:06,991 --> 00:21:08,315 All right now let's do you. 358 00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:10,861 Why is it that I have to get painted and plucked 359 00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:12,638 and you don't even have to comb you're hair? 360 00:21:13,236 --> 00:21:14,540 How does one achieve this look? 361 00:21:14,881 --> 00:21:15,776 Egg-beater. 362 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:18,966 Oh well... I'll see what I can do but I can't work miracles. 363 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:20,239 Rosie? 364 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,195 Excuse me. 365 00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,644 Adam, Brianna. 366 00:21:25,645 --> 00:21:27,919 - Adam is in next weeks episode. - Yeah. Hi. 367 00:21:28,006 --> 00:21:28,706 Hi. 368 00:21:28,919 --> 00:21:29,895 I see you later. 369 00:21:30,432 --> 00:21:31,230 OK. 370 00:21:36,989 --> 00:21:38,993 You know Taylor said things about me. 371 00:21:39,988 --> 00:21:42,793 You know I can't arrive at 7 a.m. for makeup, 372 00:21:42,794 --> 00:21:45,827 do a full day of work, then go off to a wardrobe fitting, 373 00:21:45,828 --> 00:21:48,861 learn my lines, and still look 16. 374 00:21:49,152 --> 00:21:50,277 I just can't do it. 375 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,259 It's OK. 376 00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:52,857 You know everyone want's a piece of me. 377 00:21:53,322 --> 00:21:55,170 There's just so much I can give. 378 00:21:55,187 --> 00:21:58,556 Bree, if you promise to stop the yo-yo dieting, 379 00:21:58,642 --> 00:22:01,568 we can make a mannequin and you don't have to do the fittings. 380 00:22:01,584 --> 00:22:02,284 Thanks. 381 00:22:03,078 --> 00:22:06,932 I just know when I'm this tired I can't do my best work. 382 00:22:06,947 --> 00:22:08,404 Well nobody wants that. 383 00:22:08,679 --> 00:22:10,956 - Honey you're just tired. - Yeah. 384 00:22:25,239 --> 00:22:26,687 - Guess what? - What? 385 00:22:26,688 --> 00:22:27,690 The life is good. 386 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,256 I know what you mean. 387 00:22:29,693 --> 00:22:32,104 Can I have "Lucky Charms"? There magically delicious. 388 00:22:32,287 --> 00:22:34,948 Technically it's not really magic, it's sugar. 389 00:22:36,459 --> 00:22:37,719 You know what happened today? 390 00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:41,581 Me, Melanie and Zack are planning to see the new Adam Sandler on Wednesday, 391 00:22:41,582 --> 00:22:44,026 and Zack ask Dylan to come and he said OK. 392 00:22:44,095 --> 00:22:47,080 And then Zack said I'll be with Melanie and you'll be with Izzie. 393 00:22:47,090 --> 00:22:48,910 - And you know what Dylan said? - What. 394 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:52,801 - He said, "I guess". - You're kidding. 395 00:22:53,675 --> 00:22:56,395 Izz, you still have shampoo. 396 00:22:56,602 --> 00:22:57,881 But this is "Suave" 397 00:22:57,882 --> 00:23:00,948 for the same luxurious hair as "Panteen" at half the price. 398 00:23:00,983 --> 00:23:02,724 When you put it like that. 399 00:23:03,287 --> 00:23:06,997 I can't believe you're going on a group date with a boy you like. 400 00:23:07,064 --> 00:23:09,526 Oh don't worry Ma, it's strictly platatonic. 401 00:23:15,544 --> 00:23:16,928 Hey, check it out. 402 00:23:17,637 --> 00:23:18,655 Shit's real. 403 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,964 - One of the SAT's dropping I think. - Oh, OK. 404 00:23:23,317 --> 00:23:24,317 Yeah it will be better. 405 00:23:24,699 --> 00:23:25,825 Scene twelve. Taking one. 406 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:26,860 Ahhh! 407 00:23:28,805 --> 00:23:31,069 Who put this ketchup there? 408 00:23:32,129 --> 00:23:34,372 - I got action Johnny. - And action. 409 00:23:41,612 --> 00:23:42,992 - Ready. - Action. 410 00:23:45,446 --> 00:23:47,676 I need to know what your doing for the talent contest. 411 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,736 - You like him. - What are you talking about? 412 00:23:56,222 --> 00:23:57,555 - What are you doing? - Brianna. 413 00:23:57,556 --> 00:24:00,290 Some kind of second city stuff? I've already learned my lines. 414 00:24:00,581 --> 00:24:02,371 I'll keep your cues exactly the same. 415 00:24:03,812 --> 00:24:05,973 I don't who's lines in any way. 416 00:24:05,974 --> 00:24:07,865 - Just great. - Bree. 417 00:24:08,173 --> 00:24:10,606 Hey hey, drop off your phones. 418 00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:14,923 I know you don't like thinking about ratings but we're in deep shit. 419 00:24:14,924 --> 00:24:18,902 Now this guy could turn out to be the next Ben Stiller. 420 00:24:19,695 --> 00:24:21,538 You never know. And, you know... 421 00:24:21,539 --> 00:24:24,705 it wouldn't hurt for you to have a good relationship with him. 422 00:24:32,082 --> 00:24:33,167 OK we're back. 423 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:35,195 Thanks. 424 00:24:35,363 --> 00:24:37,280 So Monty said we're work till like eight. 425 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,824 Probably. Yeah, I'm getting my tin coming back. 426 00:24:40,094 --> 00:24:42,581 Does your husband mind you uh... working so late? 427 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:43,597 I'm not married. 428 00:24:43,754 --> 00:24:44,618 Ty your boyfriend? 429 00:24:45,044 --> 00:24:46,102 No. No boyfriend. 430 00:24:48,158 --> 00:24:50,100 So you have to pick out music for the show right? 431 00:24:50,348 --> 00:24:52,675 Uh, me and the music supervisor. 432 00:24:52,715 --> 00:24:56,182 Cus this guy, who used to be my roommate, is playing in a band on Friday night, 433 00:24:56,416 --> 00:24:59,514 and I figured since you have to do that kind of thing anyway, 434 00:24:59,712 --> 00:25:02,760 - that maybe you'd uh... - Can I uh... ask you something? 435 00:25:02,761 --> 00:25:03,461 Yeah. 436 00:25:04,483 --> 00:25:09,641 Well most of the students in the show have wives and kids and homes and so... 437 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:11,528 Well you know, they're not exactly teenagers. 438 00:25:12,112 --> 00:25:16,239 And you have the job so it doesn't matter. But how old are you? 439 00:25:16,487 --> 00:25:17,187 Really. 440 00:25:18,196 --> 00:25:18,896 Really? 441 00:25:19,272 --> 00:25:20,920 I'm like uh... 32. 442 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:22,543 Why? How old are you? 443 00:25:23,581 --> 00:25:26,576 - 37. - You're a kid. 444 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,051 So what do you say? 445 00:25:31,595 --> 00:25:32,295 Ok 446 00:25:32,446 --> 00:25:33,923 - Friday? - All right. 447 00:25:33,989 --> 00:25:37,073 It's at Sullivans which is you know, kind of a dive but, 448 00:25:37,172 --> 00:25:40,549 um, Lindsay stabbed um, Hillary there. I think. 449 00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:44,053 Or no Mary-Kate may uh... happened... Ashley... 450 00:25:44,071 --> 00:25:46,795 - I don't know. It's kind of cool. - It sounds lovely. 451 00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:48,855 Sullivans. Yeah it's just above the palace. 452 00:25:49,035 --> 00:25:50,450 Oh yeah.... 453 00:25:50,566 --> 00:25:53,085 Oh yeah, you know where that is. 454 00:25:53,086 --> 00:25:54,372 But I can pick you up. 455 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:56,814 - Great! - Yeah? OK. 456 00:25:57,127 --> 00:25:57,840 At around 9:00? 457 00:25:57,841 --> 00:25:59,075 - All right. - OK. 458 00:25:59,315 --> 00:26:00,381 Look where you're go! 459 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,718 - Sorry. - That's all right. I... 460 00:26:03,324 --> 00:26:05,383 Oh my God, how much do we love this? 461 00:26:05,384 --> 00:26:06,738 -Take it to my trailer. - Thank you. 462 00:26:06,844 --> 00:26:07,566 I'll see ya! 463 00:26:08,452 --> 00:26:12,051 All right, so he's a little younger. It would be fine if I was a man. 464 00:26:12,369 --> 00:26:16,796 Why can't you copy the smart things men do and not the idiot things? 465 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,007 Izz!? 466 00:26:22,890 --> 00:26:25,777 What did I tell you about jumping on beds? 467 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:29,833 - Only in hotels and Daddy's house. -That's right. So... 468 00:26:30,201 --> 00:26:31,137 Tell be about school. 469 00:26:31,326 --> 00:26:33,235 Well me and Melanie had this idea today, 470 00:26:33,236 --> 00:26:36,707 that we'd ask Page to talk to Colin since he's Dylan's best friend. 471 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:39,325 And Colin would tell Dylan that I like him and see what he says. 472 00:26:39,326 --> 00:26:40,906 No no no! Don't let him know that you like him. 473 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,115 Act like you don't know he's alive. 474 00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:48,269 Look busy all the time. You have to behave like you couldn't care less. 475 00:26:51,794 --> 00:26:52,494 Hello? 476 00:26:52,810 --> 00:26:55,421 Are you happy with you're long distance service? 477 00:26:57,711 --> 00:26:59,797 I'm learning allot about playing it cool. 478 00:27:19,582 --> 00:27:21,235 - What do you think? - I like it. 479 00:27:21,335 --> 00:27:22,973 But look what happens when I do this. 480 00:27:24,532 --> 00:27:25,794 Then do not do that. 481 00:27:29,185 --> 00:27:31,882 - Oh, wow. A kid. - Yes I am. 482 00:27:32,641 --> 00:27:33,788 You guys pretty cool right? 483 00:27:34,774 --> 00:27:36,137 Can I get you a beverage? 484 00:27:36,743 --> 00:27:37,448 Thank you. 485 00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:42,110 - Hey! - That was a present. From Drew Carey. 486 00:27:42,111 --> 00:27:43,902 Oh, that's very thoughtful. 487 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,331 Ugh! yecka. 488 00:27:53,216 --> 00:27:56,177 Hey Zoloft. Your Mom and I take the same medication. 489 00:27:56,454 --> 00:27:59,062 Sounds like a firm basis for a relationship. 490 00:27:59,726 --> 00:28:02,433 I was in the middle of playing "Apes Escape" if you'd care to join me. 491 00:28:02,490 --> 00:28:04,554 Hey do you know the secret to get to the next level? 492 00:28:05,318 --> 00:28:06,273 There's a secret? 493 00:28:07,034 --> 00:28:07,937 Can you show me? 494 00:28:13,162 --> 00:28:14,702 Oh all right. 495 00:28:23,898 --> 00:28:29,438 Izzie please! Shut those apes off. I can't stand that stupid music. 496 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,412 Ma, I've reached new heights! 497 00:28:31,908 --> 00:28:32,608 Wow! 498 00:28:34,903 --> 00:28:35,603 Shit. 499 00:28:36,662 --> 00:28:37,532 Thanks. 500 00:28:51,016 --> 00:28:51,933 You look cold. 501 00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:55,030 - Oh no, well be in side in just a.... - Here. 502 00:28:55,352 --> 00:28:56,052 OK. 503 00:28:58,149 --> 00:28:59,393 Can I see some ID? 504 00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:15,150 Excuse me. 505 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:22,237 - Oh, you'll be the oldest one in there. - I can deal. 506 00:29:22,317 --> 00:29:24,367 Wouldn't you rather be at home in a nice hot bath 507 00:29:24,368 --> 00:29:26,549 reading an informative article on Bolaws? 508 00:29:30,751 --> 00:29:32,856 Fine. You look ridiculous. 509 00:29:36,019 --> 00:29:37,684 They let her in? 510 00:29:38,876 --> 00:29:41,434 Yes my dear all your cloths are vintage. 511 00:29:45,523 --> 00:29:47,659 What is that cute guy dating his Mom? 512 00:29:50,519 --> 00:29:51,930 - You want a drink? - What? 513 00:29:51,986 --> 00:29:53,413 I'm going to get a beer. You want something? 514 00:29:53,414 --> 00:29:54,414 Nothing. 515 00:30:01,481 --> 00:30:02,860 You look like you need a drink. 516 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,900 Oh, I do? 517 00:30:06,115 --> 00:30:08,845 Let me guess uh... Apple martini right? 518 00:30:08,893 --> 00:30:10,754 I'm sorry I can't hear you. 519 00:30:13,972 --> 00:30:14,672 What's up? 520 00:30:22,932 --> 00:30:23,865 Want to dance? 521 00:30:25,104 --> 00:30:26,553 But no one else is. 522 00:30:26,954 --> 00:30:29,795 - Then we'll be the best one. - I couldn't but don't let me stop you. 523 00:30:32,380 --> 00:30:33,499 My turn to rock it. 524 00:31:46,670 --> 00:31:47,802 You're nuts. 525 00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,596 Hey it's Friday night. I got to bring my "A" game. 526 00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:57,889 Quite a variety of steps you got there. 527 00:31:58,225 --> 00:32:00,951 Well, two of everything I think. 528 00:32:02,313 --> 00:32:03,313 I'm that good. 529 00:32:05,021 --> 00:32:06,648 - Oh I got to play you something. - Oh Green Gang. 530 00:32:07,702 --> 00:32:08,894 Wrong mood. 531 00:32:09,389 --> 00:32:10,618 Ricky Martin? 532 00:32:11,367 --> 00:32:13,797 What? That's not mine. 533 00:32:17,630 --> 00:32:19,202 I'm not really 37. 534 00:32:20,019 --> 00:32:22,577 - How old are you? - 38. 535 00:32:23,032 --> 00:32:25,168 - I'm actually 31. - OK. 536 00:32:28,444 --> 00:32:29,976 Uh... I need my keys. 537 00:32:39,170 --> 00:32:41,561 I'm all right. I'm good. I got them. 538 00:32:55,738 --> 00:32:57,015 Oh, I need my wallet. 539 00:32:59,964 --> 00:33:01,951 - What are you doing? - Huh? 540 00:33:02,307 --> 00:33:03,951 Consider this foreplay. 541 00:33:05,704 --> 00:33:09,009 - What a turn on. - Yeah, I thought so. 542 00:33:16,741 --> 00:33:17,843 I'm 40. 543 00:33:18,986 --> 00:33:22,614 - 29. - What happened to 30? 544 00:33:22,615 --> 00:33:25,061 - What happened to 39? - You're not even in your 30's. 545 00:33:25,062 --> 00:33:26,108 Well neither are you. 546 00:33:27,034 --> 00:33:30,446 Hey besides, you know that saying "Never trust anyone over 30." 547 00:33:33,491 --> 00:33:34,533 So you can trust me. 548 00:33:46,865 --> 00:33:49,764 - Hey, you look great! - Thanks. 549 00:33:49,893 --> 00:33:51,617 You had what done? What'd you do? 550 00:33:52,149 --> 00:33:52,945 Nothing. 551 00:33:53,637 --> 00:33:54,708 Yeah, right. 552 00:33:59,234 --> 00:34:03,802 Watch this. He gets the money back. He totally came up with that himself. 553 00:34:03,870 --> 00:34:04,570 And look. 554 00:34:04,814 --> 00:34:05,985 Look at the testing. 555 00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:11,437 Boys ten to twelve 84%. Girls 92%! 556 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:14,627 We had the same numbers when Screech was a substitute teacher. 557 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,715 But those were "Oh oh look, it's that saved by the bell guy" numbers. 558 00:34:17,716 --> 00:34:18,416 -There's my ace. -These are, 559 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:21,747 who's the new guy? Hey, I like him numbers. 560 00:34:21,858 --> 00:34:23,296 The rest of the scripts are all approved. 561 00:34:23,297 --> 00:34:25,200 Why do you want to start writing 3 new ones? 562 00:34:25,346 --> 00:34:28,174 Because this guys funny. He's physical. He can act. 563 00:34:28,453 --> 00:34:29,671 Girls will love him. 564 00:34:30,498 --> 00:34:32,616 Oh at least one does. 565 00:34:33,329 --> 00:34:34,859 I don't need the extra work. 566 00:34:35,553 --> 00:34:38,543 I believe this kid can spin off for you. 567 00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:41,509 Ok, we drop one point it's your ass. 568 00:34:41,604 --> 00:34:43,784 We won't. I promise. 569 00:34:43,923 --> 00:34:45,443 (Group) Fight! Fight! Fight! 570 00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:48,958 (Group) Fight! Fight! Fight! - Hey! 571 00:34:49,636 --> 00:34:52,285 Hey! Cut it out! Who told you to hit girls. 572 00:34:52,286 --> 00:34:54,426 - She started it. - I can take him. 573 00:34:55,715 --> 00:34:56,936 What was that about? 574 00:34:57,121 --> 00:35:01,393 He said your Mother's show only got a 6.3 rating. And it's down the toilet. 575 00:35:02,757 --> 00:35:07,798 Hey Noah, I heard Brad Pit's firing your dad's law firm. 576 00:35:10,796 --> 00:35:13,303 These guys are special so they go on display. 577 00:35:14,318 --> 00:35:15,526 And these go to "Good Will". 578 00:35:15,639 --> 00:35:17,240 - Oh, no. - What's wrong? 579 00:35:17,338 --> 00:35:19,913 They're all naked and skinny and lying in a pile. 580 00:35:19,914 --> 00:35:22,488 It looks like a concentration camp. We have to dress them. 581 00:35:22,506 --> 00:35:25,144 - Ma... - Please. It's depressing. 582 00:35:27,638 --> 00:35:29,184 What happened at the movies? 583 00:35:30,117 --> 00:35:31,734 Did Dilan put his arm around you? 584 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:33,335 No 585 00:35:33,663 --> 00:35:37,497 Did you both put your arms on the arm rest together? 586 00:35:37,975 --> 00:35:42,366 Well, first his arm went on it. And then I put my arm on it. 587 00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:44,988 But then he took his off and sat like this. 588 00:35:45,359 --> 00:35:46,965 He's not ready for girls yet. 589 00:35:47,023 --> 00:35:49,034 He had a girlfriend last year. 590 00:35:49,136 --> 00:35:50,387 Then he has no taste. 591 00:35:51,074 --> 00:35:52,263 Ma I love him. 592 00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:54,484 Ok, I'm sorry. 593 00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:57,252 Izz are you sure you're done with these guys? 594 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,082 Yeah. 595 00:35:58,103 --> 00:35:59,229 It's just so sad. 596 00:35:59,268 --> 00:36:02,374 It's like when you finish a season and the actors all go away. 597 00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:05,155 Want to play one last game? 598 00:36:05,259 --> 00:36:07,137 Ma I'm too old for Barbies. 599 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:08,716 Yeah, but I'm not. 600 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:13,305 Ok, who should be in love with who? 601 00:36:14,930 --> 00:36:16,165 Let's see. 602 00:36:16,368 --> 00:36:17,976 - You're enabling. - What? 603 00:36:18,382 --> 00:36:20,440 Wardrobe for the new scenes with Adam. 604 00:36:20,441 --> 00:36:23,481 I am not enabling. This is rewriting. This is nice. 605 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:24,182 Thank you. 606 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:27,122 Putz, noun, a yokel a jerk. 607 00:36:27,123 --> 00:36:29,273 Our Rabbi consultant said it means a penis. 608 00:36:29,373 --> 00:36:30,638 We're allowed to say penis. 609 00:36:30,723 --> 00:36:35,094 Yes you can say penis but this is the bad penis. Like prick. 610 00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:38,053 And what exactly is the good penis? 611 00:36:38,555 --> 00:36:39,391 Check it out. 612 00:36:45,243 --> 00:36:47,037 Why don't I just say "He's so gay"? 613 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,423 That's kind of derogatory. 614 00:36:49,587 --> 00:36:50,500 But everyone says it. 615 00:36:51,363 --> 00:36:55,042 - Ok everybody, that's lunch. - Hey hey, drop off your phones. 616 00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:57,620 No walking away with the props. 617 00:37:00,544 --> 00:37:01,372 I see you. 618 00:37:06,430 --> 00:37:07,649 He is an actor. 619 00:37:12,674 --> 00:37:15,009 Hey, back off Miss Bulimia. 620 00:37:18,516 --> 00:37:19,465 Hey Screech. 621 00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:22,660 You know the buzz is Brianna want's you out. 622 00:37:22,810 --> 00:37:23,510 Why? 623 00:37:23,588 --> 00:37:24,782 She says you're too bry. 624 00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:26,778 Me? 625 00:37:28,623 --> 00:37:29,473 See I get you. 626 00:37:29,710 --> 00:37:31,904 But Brianna, she doesn't like anyone 627 00:37:31,905 --> 00:37:34,800 unless they make a big old stink about how gorgeous she is. 628 00:37:35,814 --> 00:37:38,921 Rosie really wishes you'd, you know, flirt with her. 629 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:40,496 She hasn't said anything. 630 00:37:40,676 --> 00:37:42,405 Well she can't exactly say "Go hit on Brianna." 631 00:37:42,795 --> 00:37:45,441 Not after that stupid sexual harassment class we had today. 632 00:37:55,415 --> 00:37:57,508 Hey man, don't bogart all that doobage. 633 00:37:57,873 --> 00:37:59,202 It's not pot. 634 00:37:59,251 --> 00:38:01,566 - De je ton. - Je ton! 635 00:38:01,644 --> 00:38:06,156 Oh je do de ton on. Oh thank heavens for the little girls. 636 00:38:06,235 --> 00:38:10,313 (Babbling in fake French) 637 00:38:13,384 --> 00:38:16,438 ...A white Zinfandel... Hello. 638 00:38:16,823 --> 00:38:19,287 What is... Wow how do you get that job? 639 00:38:19,787 --> 00:38:20,776 What's this? 640 00:38:21,637 --> 00:38:22,953 The way those two keep running off 641 00:38:22,954 --> 00:38:25,673 the AD's thought it'd be easier to listen to where they are. 642 00:38:29,410 --> 00:38:32,442 - Sounds like Adam likes Bree. - This isn't very nice. 643 00:38:33,283 --> 00:38:37,354 I am so sick of reading about Meisha, and Lindsey, and Katie. 644 00:38:37,355 --> 00:38:39,413 - Yeah. - Now they're all getting better parts. 645 00:38:39,490 --> 00:38:40,190 Yeah. 646 00:38:40,191 --> 00:38:43,612 Soon the whole yum girl faze is going to be over. And it kills me. 647 00:38:43,812 --> 00:38:46,090 I mean I was a teenage girl before any of them. 648 00:38:46,113 --> 00:38:47,035 - Bree, - I should be playing... 649 00:38:47,036 --> 00:38:48,557 we're jumping ahead to the beach party scene. 650 00:38:48,641 --> 00:38:50,805 Oh oh, I get to wear my pretty bikini. 651 00:38:55,784 --> 00:38:58,336 Did I ever tell you you have the body of a 29 year old? 652 00:38:58,418 --> 00:38:59,704 Oh. Really? 653 00:39:00,604 --> 00:39:02,737 I hope you plan to take advantage of it. 654 00:39:02,738 --> 00:39:03,625 I gotta go. 655 00:39:04,145 --> 00:39:05,539 I can't let you go. 656 00:39:06,141 --> 00:39:07,943 No, but I must. You have to go. Go. 657 00:39:08,025 --> 00:39:09,199 But I can't do it! 658 00:39:09,622 --> 00:39:10,564 But you have to go. 659 00:39:10,736 --> 00:39:14,549 You have to... I can't go. But you must! All right. 660 00:39:14,614 --> 00:39:15,933 Your work is bigger than the both of us. 661 00:39:15,934 --> 00:39:18,697 After all the prom episode isn't going to produce it self. 662 00:39:18,776 --> 00:39:19,653 I gotta go. 663 00:39:19,654 --> 00:39:21,269 - All right. - We can continue this later. 664 00:39:21,270 --> 00:39:22,685 - OK. - You're done for today. 665 00:39:22,781 --> 00:39:24,757 Really? My car's still in the shop. 666 00:39:24,957 --> 00:39:25,657 Take mine. 667 00:39:28,439 --> 00:39:30,063 I'll bring it back before you leave. 668 00:39:31,564 --> 00:39:32,266 OK. 669 00:39:33,614 --> 00:39:34,912 You go girl. 670 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:41,900 You're suspicious, you're giggle, you're worried then you're mushie. 671 00:39:41,901 --> 00:39:44,020 What an emotional roller coaster you're on. 672 00:39:44,088 --> 00:39:45,297 Roller coasters are fun. 673 00:39:45,395 --> 00:39:46,343 For teenagers. 674 00:39:46,344 --> 00:39:48,565 - Exhilarating. - Until you get nauseous. 675 00:39:51,771 --> 00:39:52,717 Can I help you? 676 00:39:53,965 --> 00:39:57,969 - Just looking at the stage. - Oh well, it's in use at the moment. 677 00:39:58,339 --> 00:39:59,936 Hum, OK. 678 00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:06,190 Go find out who they are. 679 00:40:06,841 --> 00:40:10,500 If A equals B. And B equals C plus ten. 680 00:40:10,782 --> 00:40:12,384 Then C is to A... 681 00:40:12,385 --> 00:40:14,787 Ok if I had my first writing job on 682 00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:17,884 "Family Matters" in 1986 and he was born in... 683 00:40:19,081 --> 00:40:20,470 Oh by God! 684 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:26,047 1977!? Then Urkel is to him what David Cassidy is to me. 685 00:40:26,107 --> 00:40:29,686 And the dark myth Madonna is to me, what the Jewish Madonna is to him. 686 00:40:29,687 --> 00:40:32,582 And if I mention something from my childhood it would be to him how 687 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:36,221 I feel about it as before I was born. Like it's ancient history! 688 00:40:38,826 --> 00:40:40,397 - Ma? -Huh? 689 00:40:40,566 --> 00:40:42,816 How do you make a positive number turn negative? 690 00:40:43,652 --> 00:40:47,442 Take away it's Prozac and put it with a bunch of smaller numbers. 691 00:40:53,052 --> 00:40:54,857 - Ow! Ow! - Oh. 692 00:40:55,057 --> 00:40:56,689 Stop. stop. Let me. 693 00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:02,416 - This isn't going to work. - Yeah I know. 694 00:41:02,417 --> 00:41:05,102 - Let's get in the back seat. - No I mean this. 695 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:10,002 You and me. 696 00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:11,609 Wow, what'd I do? 697 00:41:11,665 --> 00:41:14,382 Oh no, nothing... No you're... 698 00:41:15,694 --> 00:41:17,276 You're wonderful. 699 00:41:18,341 --> 00:41:21,951 - We had fun, Friday? - Oh yeah. No Friday was great. 700 00:41:22,556 --> 00:41:23,256 Then why? 701 00:41:25,254 --> 00:41:28,915 I... Remember when we had that talk about you being 29? 702 00:41:28,916 --> 00:41:30,595 I keep thinking about how... 703 00:41:32,025 --> 00:41:33,993 young... that is. 704 00:41:35,037 --> 00:41:36,704 I'm planning on getting older. 705 00:41:36,721 --> 00:41:39,337 Yeah well, I'm not planning on getting younger. 706 00:41:39,493 --> 00:41:40,687 That just means dumber. 707 00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:42,960 Come on. 708 00:41:49,686 --> 00:41:52,061 You just think I'm a dumb kid. Don't ya. 709 00:41:52,586 --> 00:41:55,367 No. Of course not. 710 00:41:56,053 --> 00:42:00,149 You're the one who's young. Young is far superior to old. 711 00:42:00,321 --> 00:42:01,021 In what? 712 00:42:01,264 --> 00:42:02,581 In everything. 713 00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:03,860 Oh yeah? 714 00:42:04,392 --> 00:42:07,368 Who's funnier, Tom Green or George Carlin? 715 00:42:08,856 --> 00:42:10,843 Well that's a freak example. 716 00:42:11,241 --> 00:42:15,399 You know in our society young outranks old. 717 00:42:15,444 --> 00:42:19,000 Tall outranks short. Cute outranks smart. 718 00:42:20,273 --> 00:42:21,354 I just... 719 00:42:22,325 --> 00:42:24,173 If we got involved... 720 00:42:25,656 --> 00:42:28,027 someone's going to get hurt. And... 721 00:42:29,479 --> 00:42:31,946 Because I'm older... 722 00:42:32,959 --> 00:42:34,993 I have to be the responsible one. 723 00:42:42,997 --> 00:42:44,888 But we could still be friends. 724 00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:54,099 - We can still be friends can't we? - Yeah you know I was there for you. 725 00:42:56,965 --> 00:42:59,202 Matthew Perry has no sense of humor. 726 00:42:59,245 --> 00:43:00,143 Ok, this one. 727 00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:07,952 Hello 728 00:43:08,075 --> 00:43:09,431 (Together) Ehhhhh. 729 00:43:10,118 --> 00:43:12,094 No it's much slower. 730 00:43:12,327 --> 00:43:13,327 Ehhhhh. 731 00:43:13,749 --> 00:43:15,268 (Together) Ehhhhh. 732 00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:22,190 You are so grounded. 733 00:43:22,511 --> 00:43:24,926 Hello! I'm home! 734 00:43:27,745 --> 00:43:28,831 What are you guys up to? 735 00:43:28,843 --> 00:43:29,605 Nothing. 736 00:43:30,118 --> 00:43:32,262 How come you're home so early? Where's Adam? 737 00:43:32,555 --> 00:43:34,508 I decided we shouldn't go out anymore. 738 00:43:34,611 --> 00:43:35,795 Why? I like him. 739 00:43:37,143 --> 00:43:38,354 I'm trying to be mature. 740 00:43:38,615 --> 00:43:40,094 That's not really your style. 741 00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:42,080 Yeah, I know. 742 00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:44,221 At what age do you stop going out on dates? 743 00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:46,156 Don't be an idiot. 744 00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:48,260 What? Old people don't go out on dates. 745 00:43:48,695 --> 00:43:49,894 Good night. 746 00:43:50,608 --> 00:43:51,412 (Together) Good night. 747 00:43:53,062 --> 00:43:54,873 - Quit it. - I told her the truth. 748 00:44:01,447 --> 00:44:02,147 Where's Rosie? 749 00:44:02,752 --> 00:44:04,031 She's at the gynecologist. 750 00:44:04,278 --> 00:44:06,098 - When's she going to be back? - I don't know. 751 00:44:06,386 --> 00:44:08,390 They have to hack through all the cobwebs. 752 00:44:10,091 --> 00:44:12,947 She told me to pick something up at the office, but no one's there. 753 00:44:13,181 --> 00:44:13,881 Sure. 754 00:44:13,882 --> 00:44:17,542 That 45 year old would love to lock me in the office while everone's on the set. 755 00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:20,615 And yet you manage to show up every day. You're so brave. 756 00:44:20,948 --> 00:44:24,034 For you. Rosie's decided to give you an "R". 757 00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:25,160 What's an "R"? 758 00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:28,096 Its what you get when you screw the producer. 759 00:44:29,672 --> 00:44:31,675 - She wrote these? - Yeah. 760 00:44:31,676 --> 00:44:33,131 You got three more episodes. 761 00:44:35,033 --> 00:44:36,234 Since you're going to be around awhile, 762 00:44:36,616 --> 00:44:38,924 why don't you and I, you know, get some coffee? 763 00:44:41,634 --> 00:44:43,769 So what are you saying we can't use the "Sparkly Farbs"? 764 00:44:43,841 --> 00:44:44,541 No 765 00:44:45,276 --> 00:44:46,822 They can be prom phones. 766 00:44:47,814 --> 00:44:49,995 - Hey! - Hi. 767 00:44:50,578 --> 00:44:53,029 Oh, I see you got the new episodes. 768 00:44:53,118 --> 00:44:55,235 Yep, and ah... 769 00:44:55,305 --> 00:44:57,155 - I got some good news for you. - You do? 770 00:44:57,574 --> 00:45:00,247 I've been doing allot of soul searching lately and... 771 00:45:02,298 --> 00:45:03,807 I'm gonna to give you another shot with me. 772 00:45:05,955 --> 00:45:08,003 Pretty sly Stallone. 773 00:45:08,085 --> 00:45:09,692 I think you're good for the show. 774 00:45:10,027 --> 00:45:12,012 You think that's what you think but really 775 00:45:12,013 --> 00:45:14,736 your subconscious is finding ways to keep you with me. 776 00:45:14,807 --> 00:45:18,739 I'm surprised some ivy league psyche department hasn't snatched you up. 777 00:45:18,775 --> 00:45:21,586 Art with out love is nothing. Niche said that. 778 00:45:21,587 --> 00:45:22,287 Oh. 779 00:45:22,562 --> 00:45:24,622 I don't think Niche watch "You Go Girl". 780 00:45:26,221 --> 00:45:27,350 He could have TiVoed it. 781 00:45:29,689 --> 00:45:30,389 Could of. 782 00:45:33,822 --> 00:45:35,016 (Indistinct) 783 00:46:42,788 --> 00:46:43,788 (Oinking) 784 00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:56,776 Adam likes you allot. 785 00:46:56,885 --> 00:46:58,596 Yeah, why do you think that? 786 00:46:58,866 --> 00:47:01,157 He make you a music mix. 787 00:47:02,133 --> 00:47:04,311 That's how boys tell you what's in their heart. 788 00:47:04,527 --> 00:47:06,620 That is so adolescent. 789 00:47:06,827 --> 00:47:08,001 Just listen to it. 790 00:47:27,276 --> 00:47:28,035 Hey 791 00:47:29,298 --> 00:47:30,987 - Uh? - Where this your car? 792 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,377 Ah it's at another party I'm going to. 793 00:47:35,986 --> 00:47:40,023 You know that, uh, Rosie wanted to cut your scene but I told her to keep it in. 794 00:47:40,287 --> 00:47:40,987 Thanks. 795 00:47:42,064 --> 00:47:43,472 Hey we're here! 796 00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:50,211 See. Don't we look alike. 797 00:47:51,274 --> 00:47:53,727 - I don't see it. - No I can. They look a little alike. 798 00:47:53,784 --> 00:47:55,200 Yeah, you can totally be his nephew. 799 00:47:55,201 --> 00:47:56,656 Nephew? You mean brother. 800 00:47:56,964 --> 00:47:58,842 - How old are you? - 30. 801 00:47:59,022 --> 00:48:00,202 Well how old do you think I am? 802 00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:02,070 49? 803 00:48:02,661 --> 00:48:04,973 Yes. But how old do I look. 804 00:48:05,095 --> 00:48:08,663 - Well I'd say... - Say 32 or he'll never stop. 805 00:48:10,731 --> 00:48:12,898 - 32? - Thank you. 806 00:48:14,017 --> 00:48:16,456 - Moisturizer. - (All) Ohhhh. 807 00:48:23,097 --> 00:48:26,973 No! This stuff is impossible to clean up. 808 00:48:26,974 --> 00:48:29,062 Izzie what did I say about jumping on beds. 809 00:48:30,942 --> 00:48:32,151 Please don't Ma. 810 00:48:32,152 --> 00:48:35,465 It took us all this time to talk Dylan into playing truth or dare 811 00:48:35,466 --> 00:48:38,108 and then he started showing off. And I was afraid you'd stop him. 812 00:48:38,109 --> 00:48:39,743 He was doing this to make you laugh? 813 00:48:39,744 --> 00:48:41,896 - I think. - Pretty good yes? 814 00:48:41,897 --> 00:48:43,985 - Is Brianna Minx here? - Not yet. 815 00:48:44,107 --> 00:48:45,244 But she's coming? 816 00:48:45,322 --> 00:48:47,078 - Uh, probably. - Come on. 817 00:48:50,209 --> 00:48:51,193 Men. 818 00:48:53,508 --> 00:48:57,476 Hey, don't go away. And all new "You Go Girl" is up next. 819 00:49:03,623 --> 00:49:05,632 Quite everybody, here come my big scene. 820 00:49:05,705 --> 00:49:08,254 Mr. Heart, can I have a bathroom pass? 821 00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:14,690 Wow, who found that skateboard? 822 00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:16,629 Yeah yeah yeah, props to props. 823 00:49:17,162 --> 00:49:17,866 Good job. 824 00:49:19,147 --> 00:49:20,038 Here's to you. 825 00:49:37,171 --> 00:49:38,807 - Nathan. - Huh? 826 00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:40,070 Put it down. 827 00:49:41,343 --> 00:49:43,877 Fine. I bought it. 828 00:49:44,269 --> 00:49:45,162 You didn't buy it. 829 00:50:47,539 --> 00:50:48,389 See you later Adam. 830 00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:50,404 Hey take it easy Terry. Good job tonight. 831 00:50:51,468 --> 00:50:52,628 Ready to leaving? 832 00:50:53,015 --> 00:50:54,823 - Uh, are you? - Sure. 833 00:50:55,787 --> 00:50:56,787 See you later. 834 00:50:57,950 --> 00:50:59,615 Well I was giving you a ride home. 835 00:50:59,616 --> 00:51:02,188 Oh that's alright I already have on. Excuse me just for a second. 836 00:51:05,118 --> 00:51:05,963 Leg rubber. 837 00:51:07,905 --> 00:51:09,392 The cloths on the show look great. 838 00:51:09,517 --> 00:51:10,517 What are you working on at the moment? 839 00:51:11,002 --> 00:51:14,429 Well, I'm writing that reality show called "Assisted Living". 840 00:51:14,908 --> 00:51:16,428 Takes place in an old age home. 841 00:51:16,878 --> 00:51:18,948 How can it be real if you're write it? 842 00:51:19,266 --> 00:51:20,179 Isn't she cute. 843 00:51:21,533 --> 00:51:23,387 - Cracking show. - Good night. 844 00:51:24,564 --> 00:51:25,264 Thanks Rosie. 845 00:51:25,265 --> 00:51:27,084 - Thanks to come. - Good night. 846 00:51:27,297 --> 00:51:29,094 Bree, excellent episode. 847 00:51:30,067 --> 00:51:31,698 - I'm concerned? - Why? 848 00:51:31,860 --> 00:51:35,132 I think Adam's broad humor cheapens your wonderful writing. 849 00:51:36,590 --> 00:51:37,290 Thinks about it. 850 00:51:38,705 --> 00:51:41,247 Good night. Nice meeting you uh... 851 00:51:41,828 --> 00:51:43,694 - bat boy. - Joey. 852 00:51:44,695 --> 00:51:48,686 - Now take this off. - No I feel naked. 853 00:51:48,752 --> 00:51:50,769 Show some skin. He's just in there. 854 00:51:50,770 --> 00:51:53,850 - My bra straps are showing. - Don't show 'em to me show them to him. 855 00:51:53,851 --> 00:51:54,551 Good luck. 856 00:51:58,784 --> 00:51:59,546 Here Ma. 857 00:52:01,407 --> 00:52:02,635 I have receipts. 858 00:52:08,154 --> 00:52:10,390 - Is Jeannie gone? - Everyone's gone. 859 00:52:12,064 --> 00:52:13,857 You know what's so cool. I talked to my grandmother, 860 00:52:13,858 --> 00:52:16,547 she invited over all of her neighbors, she's like the fit of the condo. 861 00:52:19,447 --> 00:52:20,550 You want something to drink? 862 00:52:21,377 --> 00:52:22,077 Beer. 863 00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:29,622 It's weird you know, it's like one minute you're watching 864 00:52:29,723 --> 00:52:31,950 Jarred lose weight eating subways 865 00:52:32,930 --> 00:52:34,963 and then it's you. I don't know. 866 00:52:35,098 --> 00:52:36,860 Yeah. Pretty heavy stuff. 867 00:52:43,819 --> 00:52:46,677 - I don't want to wake up Izzie. - She's not here. She's with her father. 868 00:52:47,981 --> 00:52:48,962 When's she coming back? 869 00:52:50,019 --> 00:52:50,951 Sunday. 870 00:52:51,679 --> 00:52:52,890 So we're all alone then? 871 00:52:53,913 --> 00:52:54,613 Yep. 872 00:52:56,892 --> 00:52:58,016 Just you and me. 873 00:53:01,102 --> 00:53:03,436 Mrs. Robinson you're trying to seduce to me. 874 00:53:03,941 --> 00:53:05,736 You would like me to seduce you? 875 00:53:05,906 --> 00:53:06,606 Yes! 876 00:53:24,098 --> 00:53:25,395 I've missed you. 877 00:53:26,154 --> 00:53:27,384 I've missed you too. 878 00:53:37,550 --> 00:53:39,622 You are so dead. 879 00:54:09,934 --> 00:54:12,903 Nice. Lovely. Frame. Get up get up get up. 880 00:54:13,434 --> 00:54:15,529 Oh yes, yes. Uh. 881 00:54:22,679 --> 00:54:24,535 Yes! Yes! Yes! 882 00:54:24,937 --> 00:54:26,881 (Phone rings) Don't answer that. 883 00:54:26,882 --> 00:54:27,746 That's my Mom. 884 00:54:28,298 --> 00:54:29,665 I'm sorry Hey Mom. 885 00:54:29,666 --> 00:54:31,773 - Guess what your father did? - Yeah, look can I call you back? 886 00:55:03,771 --> 00:55:06,579 Oh shit, I left my condoms in the car. 887 00:55:06,798 --> 00:55:07,594 Wait here. 888 00:55:11,487 --> 00:55:15,856 You know, one day frat boy here is going to want to get somebody pregnant. 889 00:55:16,378 --> 00:55:17,078 So? 890 00:55:17,174 --> 00:55:18,832 So by the time he's ready 891 00:55:19,187 --> 00:55:22,173 you're going to be as brittle as those rice cakes you live on. 892 00:55:22,338 --> 00:55:24,384 There's more to love than having babies. 893 00:55:24,534 --> 00:55:27,655 - He's just using you. - That is so wrong. 894 00:55:28,370 --> 00:55:29,996 He already has the job. 895 00:55:30,026 --> 00:55:31,717 Let me in, I forgot my keys. 896 00:55:32,845 --> 00:55:35,159 You'd loose your head if it wasn't attached. 897 00:55:51,344 --> 00:55:52,999 Give this to Adam would you? 898 00:55:53,310 --> 00:55:54,010 That's this? 899 00:55:54,242 --> 00:55:56,125 We collected his real phone by accident. 900 00:55:57,124 --> 00:55:58,432 - Tell him I'm sorry. - Ok, sure. 901 00:56:21,635 --> 00:56:23,746 Well we got a 7.2 rating. 902 00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:25,858 Yeah but "David Spade" got twice as much. 903 00:56:26,151 --> 00:56:28,569 Yes. But you have to look at the lead in. 904 00:56:28,581 --> 00:56:31,364 See, even though their numbers look higher 905 00:56:31,365 --> 00:56:33,700 we went up from "Candy Strippers". So... 906 00:56:34,771 --> 00:56:36,330 You understand how TV works now? 907 00:56:36,331 --> 00:56:38,537 Yeah yeah yeah. Everyone love "David Spade". 908 00:56:39,111 --> 00:56:43,137 Would you forget about "David Spade"? Anyway we went up 2 points. 909 00:56:43,298 --> 00:56:45,306 They have to be happy about that. 910 00:56:45,892 --> 00:56:47,338 What do you love most about me? 911 00:56:49,388 --> 00:56:50,817 Who said I love you? 912 00:56:51,119 --> 00:56:52,088 Oh come on. 913 00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:55,006 I'm not saying that. 914 00:56:55,095 --> 00:56:55,795 First. 915 00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:58,928 - What if we tell... - Oh by God. 916 00:56:58,936 --> 00:57:00,403 Weren't you on "You Go Girl" this week? 917 00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:01,848 You were so funny. 918 00:57:02,908 --> 00:57:06,163 Oh that scene where they teach you to dance was so funny. 919 00:57:06,164 --> 00:57:06,864 Thank you. 920 00:57:07,207 --> 00:57:08,901 I mean, I don't usually watch "You Go Girl". 921 00:57:08,902 --> 00:57:11,465 - It's gone so down hill. - Oh I don't know about that. 922 00:57:11,783 --> 00:57:14,363 But that episode, was the best in months. 923 00:57:14,379 --> 00:57:15,723 Is that the check? 924 00:57:16,086 --> 00:57:17,146 I can give this you? 925 00:57:17,703 --> 00:57:18,403 Yeah, sure. 926 00:57:20,132 --> 00:57:21,466 She was great. 927 00:57:22,727 --> 00:57:25,505 Did you know Marty Green? He's president of comedy development. 928 00:57:25,506 --> 00:57:26,259 Yeah I know him. 929 00:57:26,260 --> 00:57:28,574 He wants me to go with him to the network on Friday. 930 00:57:28,983 --> 00:57:30,394 A new show or... 931 00:57:30,448 --> 00:57:31,148 I don't now. 932 00:57:32,537 --> 00:57:34,635 It was so great meeting you. 933 00:57:34,927 --> 00:57:38,535 I hope you don't think this is too pushy but I'd love to give you my head shot. 934 00:57:39,657 --> 00:57:41,118 Uh, also I have a reel. 935 00:57:41,428 --> 00:57:44,900 And I'm studying the Misner method with Jeff Goldblum. 936 00:57:46,159 --> 00:57:48,317 Maybe if you can give it to the "You Go Girl" people. 937 00:57:51,102 --> 00:57:53,099 Well I put my number there. Look. 938 00:57:54,032 --> 00:57:54,732 Thanks. 939 00:57:57,915 --> 00:58:01,518 He's had a little taste of fame and now it's time to see what it can get him. 940 00:58:02,256 --> 00:58:03,725 He's not interested. 941 00:58:04,796 --> 00:58:06,553 Let me show you something. 942 00:58:09,114 --> 00:58:12,115 Notice the large hip to waist ratio. 943 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,265 That's not his type. 944 00:58:13,377 --> 00:58:16,587 Fertility is everyone's type wether they realize it or not. 945 00:58:16,696 --> 00:58:19,762 This butt is screaming estrogen. 946 00:58:20,074 --> 00:58:22,734 Not to mention her odor and excess body hair. 947 00:58:23,015 --> 00:58:26,456 Now she can starve it, she can wax it, she can deodorize it, 948 00:58:26,457 --> 00:58:28,607 but he will pick up the signals. 949 00:58:28,608 --> 00:58:32,429 Signals your body isn't sending. No matter how well you preserve it. 950 00:58:32,519 --> 00:58:34,757 That's how it is for animals, not us. 951 00:58:35,790 --> 00:58:37,060 Your hopeless! 952 00:58:37,553 --> 00:58:38,770 Are these any good? 953 00:58:39,954 --> 00:58:41,421 Well the coffee came really fast. 954 00:58:45,205 --> 00:58:47,530 If you send $140.00 955 00:58:47,531 --> 00:58:50,403 how much is the flower per pound. I don't know. 956 00:58:50,651 --> 00:58:52,147 You didn't even try. 957 00:58:52,347 --> 00:58:54,933 I mean, even if I get it right Mr. Skinner says 958 00:58:54,934 --> 00:58:57,923 that I didn't figure it out the right way. I hate math. 959 00:58:57,924 --> 00:58:59,755 If you eat 3 cookies 960 00:58:59,912 --> 00:59:03,927 and 50 calorie plum and you had 140 calories 961 00:59:04,237 --> 00:59:05,875 - how many in one cookie? - 30. 962 00:59:06,190 --> 00:59:07,038 Right. 963 00:59:07,695 --> 00:59:09,244 So why do they make it so hard? 964 00:59:10,308 --> 00:59:12,773 Did Adam call? Because I think that he's coming over. 965 00:59:12,774 --> 00:59:13,774 (Phone ringing) 966 00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:15,102 Ma your purse is ringing. 967 00:59:17,545 --> 00:59:18,854 Oh that's Adam's phone. 968 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,910 Hotshemama! 969 00:59:21,102 --> 00:59:22,751 Is that the new "You Go Girl" poster? 970 00:59:25,112 --> 00:59:28,986 No, that's Brianna in a bedroom with someone. 971 00:59:29,687 --> 00:59:32,331 Well I'm not going to help you pack, so don't go there. 972 00:59:32,578 --> 00:59:34,209 Someone just sent it to him. 973 00:59:34,262 --> 00:59:37,146 If this was sent to the phone wouldn't it be in a... 974 00:59:37,524 --> 00:59:41,100 message place? I mean, how did it get to be there when you turn it on? 975 00:59:41,253 --> 00:59:43,795 How did TiVo know that you like "South Park"? 976 00:59:44,032 --> 00:59:46,945 How did they get "Baby's Got Back" to be a ring tone. 977 00:59:47,285 --> 00:59:49,836 I won't jump to any conclusions. I'll talk to him about it. 978 00:59:50,150 --> 00:59:51,237 Honey!? 979 00:59:52,048 --> 00:59:54,190 I'm home. 980 00:59:54,349 --> 00:59:55,377 Alone. 981 00:59:57,509 --> 00:59:59,152 Starring Macaulay Culkin 982 00:59:59,274 --> 01:00:01,507 as a boy who was inadvertently left 983 01:00:01,783 --> 01:00:02,526 by him self 984 01:00:03,651 --> 01:00:04,785 at his house 985 01:00:05,388 --> 01:00:08,439 when his parents go on vacat... What are you making. 986 01:00:11,378 --> 01:00:13,875 My phone. I've been looking for... 987 01:00:15,127 --> 01:00:16,319 When'd you did this? 988 01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:21,221 You are right he isn't cheating! 989 01:00:21,297 --> 01:00:22,203 How'd you tell? 990 01:00:22,303 --> 01:00:23,732 He's not that good an actor. 991 01:00:28,072 --> 01:00:28,772 Guys! 992 01:00:32,717 --> 01:00:34,514 Guys, can we finish this? 993 01:00:34,515 --> 01:00:35,515 What for? 994 01:00:35,788 --> 01:00:37,527 So we can make the show better. 995 01:00:37,528 --> 01:00:38,935 The writing's on the wall. 996 01:00:39,355 --> 01:00:41,380 Come on, for the shorties. 997 01:00:41,381 --> 01:00:45,957 OK, Trays band is blowing up and Yomena feels unappreciated and she says... 998 01:00:46,958 --> 01:00:49,418 - Where's Rosencrantz and O'Reilly? - Mail. 999 01:00:49,679 --> 01:00:51,269 They had a meeting with Marty. 1000 01:00:51,450 --> 01:00:53,375 And they were wearing jackets. 1001 01:00:54,181 --> 01:00:55,633 A network meeting? 1002 01:00:59,769 --> 01:01:00,496 Oh look! 1003 01:01:00,798 --> 01:01:03,261 I never got one of those picture tickets befo... 1004 01:01:08,488 --> 01:01:11,041 - It's so great your doing that. - Anything for the kids. 1005 01:01:11,042 --> 01:01:13,298 Hey have you and Adam been seeing each other? 1006 01:01:13,821 --> 01:01:14,521 No 1007 01:01:14,755 --> 01:01:15,960 Is this what you're wearing? 1008 01:01:16,236 --> 01:01:17,492 - Yeah. Yeah. - Great. 1009 01:01:17,592 --> 01:01:20,944 Not even just friendly, going places, driving around. 1010 01:01:21,151 --> 01:01:21,851 Rosie. 1011 01:01:21,852 --> 01:01:23,156 Hey, she's here. 1012 01:01:23,307 --> 01:01:24,007 You sure? 1013 01:01:24,709 --> 01:01:27,163 I may be a lot of things but I'm not a liar. 1014 01:01:27,164 --> 01:01:29,598 - Hey thank you so much for doing this. - Sure. 1015 01:01:32,896 --> 01:01:34,454 - TSA taking one. - Action. 1016 01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:38,047 I would never ever date a smoker. 1017 01:01:38,728 --> 01:01:40,627 - Cut. - Great check it. 1018 01:01:44,567 --> 01:01:45,543 Be with you in a minute. 1019 01:01:45,544 --> 01:01:47,595 - Cortney Love? - Drop out Hag. 1020 01:01:47,596 --> 01:01:48,296 Fay Dunaway? 1021 01:01:48,297 --> 01:01:49,992 - Don't call us we'll call you. - Sharon Stone? 1022 01:01:49,993 --> 01:01:50,693 Hag. 1023 01:01:50,694 --> 01:01:51,694 - Gena Davis? - Hag. 1024 01:01:51,695 --> 01:01:52,984 - Sigourney Weaver? - Hag. 1025 01:01:52,985 --> 01:01:54,077 - Kim Basinger? - Hag. 1026 01:01:54,078 --> 01:01:55,510 - Emma Thompson? - Britt hag. 1027 01:01:55,616 --> 01:01:58,346 - Susan Sarandon? - Richly alienated hag. 1028 01:01:58,347 --> 01:01:59,190 Meg Ryan? 1029 01:01:59,809 --> 01:02:00,948 Too much plastic surgery. 1030 01:02:00,949 --> 01:02:01,989 Melanie Griffith? 1031 01:02:01,990 --> 01:02:03,461 Way too much plastic surgery. 1032 01:02:03,462 --> 01:02:05,742 - Patricia Heaton? - Pointless plastic surgery. 1033 01:02:06,066 --> 01:02:06,766 Cher. 1034 01:02:07,272 --> 01:02:09,591 Insurmountable amount of plastic surgery. 1035 01:02:10,218 --> 01:02:14,424 Listen you little bird of a man where do you come off insulting these women? 1036 01:02:14,590 --> 01:02:17,700 How many good songs did you sing? How many Oscars do you have? 1037 01:02:17,789 --> 01:02:19,609 Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty, 1038 01:02:19,610 --> 01:02:21,678 or live with Don Johnson, or act with Ted Dansen? 1039 01:02:21,804 --> 01:02:24,435 You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass. 1040 01:02:24,721 --> 01:02:25,842 He'll see ya now. 1041 01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:29,876 Hey you look great. 1042 01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:32,557 How's Lizzie? 1043 01:02:33,305 --> 01:02:35,752 You're asking me about my kid something must be wrong. 1044 01:02:36,071 --> 01:02:37,604 OK, I won't BS ya. 1045 01:02:38,328 --> 01:02:41,129 There's fewer and fewer spots for scripted show. 1046 01:02:41,130 --> 01:02:43,931 They're expensive dinosaurs. No one cares. 1047 01:02:43,942 --> 01:02:45,327 "Two And A Half Men"? 1048 01:02:45,393 --> 01:02:47,342 Older woman, the least desirable demo. 1049 01:02:47,343 --> 01:02:50,855 If we want the kids we gotta be cutting edge and off the chain. 1050 01:02:50,949 --> 01:02:52,790 That means music and cloths. 1051 01:02:53,113 --> 01:02:54,826 You keep lowering our budget. 1052 01:02:54,890 --> 01:02:56,912 Face it "You Go Girl" is... 1053 01:02:57,748 --> 01:02:58,662 straight played. 1054 01:02:58,847 --> 01:03:01,363 I'd rather tell you now since we're friends then... 1055 01:03:02,037 --> 01:03:04,552 So you're replacing me with a reality show. 1056 01:03:05,479 --> 01:03:07,572 Actually we got a sitcom for that slot. 1057 01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,372 Two hip young writers, Rosencrantz and O'Reilly, 1058 01:03:10,373 --> 01:03:13,435 have created a show for this hip new funny kid uh... 1059 01:03:13,436 --> 01:03:15,784 Oh wait you know him, Adam Pearl. 1060 01:03:17,079 --> 01:03:18,882 It's called "The Shizzle". 1061 01:03:19,897 --> 01:03:20,795 "The Shizzle"? 1062 01:03:21,293 --> 01:03:25,000 "The Shizzle". It mean the new cool stuff. 1063 01:03:25,070 --> 01:03:27,342 No, it doesn't, it means shit! 1064 01:03:27,675 --> 01:03:31,107 I can't say anything and you can name a show after shit! 1065 01:03:31,437 --> 01:03:32,757 How do you like that? 1066 01:03:33,571 --> 01:03:35,356 Good luck. I'm sure it'll live up to it's name. 1067 01:03:35,706 --> 01:03:36,847 Thanks for your support. 1068 01:03:42,888 --> 01:03:43,670 Rosie! 1069 01:03:43,898 --> 01:03:46,093 Hey Henry! ehhhh. 1070 01:03:46,392 --> 01:03:48,002 See? You should have been Pinkey. 1071 01:03:48,096 --> 01:03:50,758 Congratulations on your show. It's really funny. 1072 01:03:50,759 --> 01:03:52,694 - Thank you. We're having a great time. - My kid loves it too. 1073 01:03:52,820 --> 01:03:54,567 Oh yeah, talking about your kid... 1074 01:03:54,572 --> 01:03:57,854 I think she got hold of your phone book. I got some crank calls. 1075 01:03:58,077 --> 01:03:59,148 - You know. - What? 1076 01:03:59,149 --> 01:04:01,201 Yeah and, now listen, I don't mind. 1077 01:04:01,202 --> 01:04:03,464 But if she calls an executive with no sense of humor. 1078 01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:06,814 Oh my god. I am so sorry. No no no no it won't happen again. 1079 01:04:06,815 --> 01:04:09,579 Believe me I understand. My kids still do it and their in their 20's. 1080 01:04:09,821 --> 01:04:11,230 - I'm glad to see ya. - You too. 1081 01:04:12,003 --> 01:04:13,569 - You look great. - Thanks. 1082 01:04:16,669 --> 01:04:18,904 (Both) - I'm sorry. - I can't believe you did such a thing. 1083 01:04:19,368 --> 01:04:20,524 What were you thinking? 1084 01:04:20,979 --> 01:04:21,679 Nothing. 1085 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,639 Was it just Henry Winkler? Who else did you call? 1086 01:04:24,689 --> 01:04:25,969 - Jerry Stiller. - No one. 1087 01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:27,749 Who else? 1088 01:04:27,977 --> 01:04:32,927 Andy Dick, Justine Bateman, Kirstie Alley, Heather Graham. 1089 01:04:32,928 --> 01:04:34,416 - David Hyde Pierce - Uhhuh. 1090 01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:37,202 - Johnny Knoxville - Right. 1091 01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:39,403 Mel, I think you should go home now. 1092 01:04:39,735 --> 01:04:40,435 I'm sorry. 1093 01:04:44,779 --> 01:04:47,420 This makes me look like such an idiot. 1094 01:04:48,078 --> 01:04:49,632 If you have someones home number 1095 01:04:49,633 --> 01:04:52,734 it's because they trust you to protect their privacy. 1096 01:04:53,321 --> 01:04:55,475 Now I look totally unprofessional. 1097 01:04:55,531 --> 01:04:56,231 I'm sorry. 1098 01:04:56,528 --> 01:04:57,671 What am I going to do with you? 1099 01:04:58,375 --> 01:04:59,832 You could punish to me. 1100 01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:02,778 Like I could write an apology to everyone I called 1101 01:05:02,779 --> 01:05:04,454 and not use the phone for a week. 1102 01:05:06,211 --> 01:05:07,178 A month. 1103 01:05:08,030 --> 01:05:10,500 That's excessive. Two weeks. 1104 01:05:10,872 --> 01:05:11,594 OK. 1105 01:05:12,394 --> 01:05:16,672 What's going on all of a sudden? Everyone I take care of is turning on me. 1106 01:05:17,412 --> 01:05:20,401 Mom, you're globalizing. 1107 01:05:52,110 --> 01:05:56,309 (Both) Weird subjects in this night, forces of love's pure light. 1108 01:05:56,782 --> 01:05:59,113 Why is it so dark in here? What... 1109 01:05:59,336 --> 01:06:01,169 What are you guys doing? 1110 01:06:01,475 --> 01:06:03,610 - Putting a spell on Dylan. - We're witches. 1111 01:06:03,611 --> 01:06:04,736 That's so sad. 1112 01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:09,902 Don't worry Ma, we're not Satan worshiping human sacrificing witches. 1113 01:06:09,903 --> 01:06:12,535 - We're black mini-skirt witches. - Like in "The Craft". 1114 01:06:12,548 --> 01:06:14,732 It's just lousy that the only way teenage girls 1115 01:06:14,733 --> 01:06:18,723 can feel in control is to be anorexic or witches. 1116 01:06:19,819 --> 01:06:21,292 How do you do this anyway? 1117 01:06:21,632 --> 01:06:23,532 If you want to sell in your true love 1118 01:06:23,533 --> 01:06:24,989 you grind coriander seeds 1119 01:06:24,990 --> 01:06:27,759 while you chant to light candles anointed with love oil. 1120 01:06:28,132 --> 01:06:28,928 Love oil? 1121 01:06:29,658 --> 01:06:31,347 You used canola instead. 1122 01:06:31,530 --> 01:06:32,473 I am hungry. 1123 01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:35,069 Let's get some Coco Crispies to hold us over. 1124 01:06:35,547 --> 01:06:37,216 You the letters right? From Zack. 1125 01:06:42,107 --> 01:06:46,310 Come together. Let this grinding be a tether. 1126 01:06:51,735 --> 01:06:54,990 Were have you been? I've been calling, e-mailing, text messaging. 1127 01:06:54,991 --> 01:06:57,342 I'm dying to tell you something. Marty said I should wait. 1128 01:06:57,739 --> 01:06:59,519 - Marty? - Yeah. 1129 01:07:00,506 --> 01:07:03,909 What, cause he didn't want me upset until the shows were done? 1130 01:07:04,248 --> 01:07:04,948 I don't know. 1131 01:07:05,306 --> 01:07:06,238 Unbelievable. 1132 01:07:06,427 --> 01:07:07,205 Hey listen... 1133 01:07:09,123 --> 01:07:12,018 Listen, they want me to do a mid-season pilot. 1134 01:07:12,466 --> 01:07:15,162 Ok, well what's that got to do with what you have to tell me? 1135 01:07:15,241 --> 01:07:17,086 That's it. It is what I have to tell you. 1136 01:07:17,422 --> 01:07:18,734 What about Brianna? 1137 01:07:18,900 --> 01:07:19,885 What about her? 1138 01:07:20,171 --> 01:07:23,596 Don't make me look like an idiot. I know what's going on. 1139 01:07:23,817 --> 01:07:26,251 If you guys are getting involved don't.... 1140 01:07:26,382 --> 01:07:28,903 Don't hang around and pretend you care about me. 1141 01:07:28,938 --> 01:07:30,476 What? Where's this coming from? 1142 01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:35,412 This came in mail. 1143 01:07:38,024 --> 01:07:40,566 Well this is craz... Someone is obviously screwing with you. 1144 01:07:40,653 --> 01:07:41,781 It is what I thought. 1145 01:07:41,946 --> 01:07:44,251 Someone must be screwing with me by playing with your phone. 1146 01:07:44,252 --> 01:07:46,556 But is the department of motor vehicles screwing with me? 1147 01:07:46,661 --> 01:07:49,376 And is the sound department also screwing with me 1148 01:07:49,377 --> 01:07:51,179 when I heard you hitting on Brianna? 1149 01:07:51,180 --> 01:07:53,379 Hitting on Brianna! Are you smoking crack? 1150 01:07:53,588 --> 01:07:56,150 - You were flirting with her. - You told me to? 1151 01:07:56,773 --> 01:07:57,952 Why would I do that? 1152 01:07:58,017 --> 01:08:00,751 Because you said that she needs to think everyone's crazy about her. 1153 01:08:01,017 --> 01:08:01,949 I never said that. 1154 01:08:02,232 --> 01:08:03,046 That's not what I heard. 1155 01:08:03,047 --> 01:08:04,047 I knew this would happen. 1156 01:08:04,048 --> 01:08:05,831 You're a big shot. You're on TV. 1157 01:08:05,832 --> 01:08:08,150 So you want to to get back at all the females 1158 01:08:08,151 --> 01:08:09,613 that didn't appreciate you in high school 1159 01:08:09,614 --> 01:08:10,314 - so - Oh... 1160 01:08:10,315 --> 01:08:13,170 you have to get all the cute young girls you possibly can. 1161 01:08:13,230 --> 01:08:15,999 I don't want cute young girls! I want you! 1162 01:08:17,423 --> 01:08:18,809 - You know what I mean. - All right, get out! 1163 01:08:18,949 --> 01:08:21,660 I am too old for these high school dramatics. 1164 01:08:21,661 --> 01:08:22,661 You're the one that's acting adolescent. 1165 01:08:22,662 --> 01:08:25,384 - I'm upset not acting adolescent. - Hey, how you two kids getting along? 1166 01:08:25,385 --> 01:08:28,021 Oh God, please tell me you're wearing shorts under that. 1167 01:08:28,195 --> 01:08:30,959 Yes. But there just cut really high. 1168 01:08:30,979 --> 01:08:33,741 Dude besides I've got good legs and a great butt. 1169 01:08:34,378 --> 01:08:36,050 Yeah well, you know that's what everyone says. 1170 01:08:36,051 --> 01:08:39,905 - "There's Nathan, what an ass." - Uh hey, don't let me interrupt. 1171 01:08:39,974 --> 01:08:41,578 - He was just leaving. - No I wasn't. 1172 01:08:41,579 --> 01:08:44,394 Get out! We are done with this discussion! 1173 01:08:44,673 --> 01:08:48,181 You can tell when she's really angry, her voice gets all high and squeaky. 1174 01:08:48,182 --> 01:08:48,882 Yeah. 1175 01:08:48,890 --> 01:08:50,565 Look I'll admit that something sketchy's going on. 1176 01:08:50,566 --> 01:08:52,055 And I've never even been in a car with Brianna. 1177 01:08:52,113 --> 01:08:54,640 But if you don't believe me we've got serious trust issues. 1178 01:08:54,754 --> 01:08:56,521 Exactly! I always said that. 1179 01:08:56,876 --> 01:09:00,271 - What has this got to do with you? - Only everything. 1180 01:09:00,381 --> 01:09:03,817 This is the first guy you've dated in 10 years that I can actually hang out with. 1181 01:09:03,947 --> 01:09:07,311 And I do not want you making the same mistakes with him that you made with me. 1182 01:09:07,671 --> 01:09:10,404 I am trying to be Bruce Willisy. 1183 01:09:11,588 --> 01:09:13,747 Which is great because I'm trying to be Ashton. 1184 01:09:14,895 --> 01:09:16,929 Which in turn would make her Deme. 1185 01:09:17,214 --> 01:09:21,219 Yeah or Demi or Dem... no I think Dem... One which is Dem... I actually it's Dem... 1186 01:09:21,220 --> 01:09:23,735 - Yeah the thing is Demi. Well um... - Is she nice? 1187 01:09:23,736 --> 01:09:25,777 Yeah she's very nice. But I think she's a Demi. 1188 01:09:25,778 --> 01:09:29,452 - I don't think she cares if she's a Deme - What are you two idiots talking about! 1189 01:09:29,635 --> 01:09:32,819 I am not Demi! You are not Aston! And you... 1190 01:09:33,270 --> 01:09:35,366 are defiantly not Bruce Willis! 1191 01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:36,835 - See how high it gets? - Yeah. 1192 01:09:36,836 --> 01:09:39,664 After my bachelor party only dogs could hear. 1193 01:09:39,827 --> 01:09:40,527 I believe it. 1194 01:09:40,778 --> 01:09:43,420 Look, this is crazy all right, I'll.... Let's just calm down. 1195 01:09:43,421 --> 01:09:44,566 Get out! - No! 1196 01:09:44,567 --> 01:09:45,267 Go! 1197 01:09:46,395 --> 01:09:47,981 I'm g... OK, I'm going to go. But... 1198 01:09:47,982 --> 01:09:49,593 we're not done here. I'm going to call you. 1199 01:09:50,823 --> 01:09:52,716 - Hey... - No! 1200 01:09:52,885 --> 01:09:54,333 You were going to throw it anyway. 1201 01:09:54,753 --> 01:09:56,256 - Fine. - Thank you. 1202 01:09:57,053 --> 01:09:59,124 Izzie! Let's go honey. 1203 01:09:59,534 --> 01:10:01,750 No boyfriend, no job. 1204 01:10:02,387 --> 01:10:05,528 Just a lonely spinster with a kid. You happy now? 1205 01:10:06,482 --> 01:10:08,077 I'm watching, just a minute. 1206 01:10:08,569 --> 01:10:10,041 You know this makes allot of sense, 1207 01:10:10,219 --> 01:10:13,263 Mrs. Robinson is sophisticated and gorgeous. 1208 01:10:13,682 --> 01:10:16,417 She gives this kid the best sex of his life, 1209 01:10:16,418 --> 01:10:18,388 asks for nothing in return, 1210 01:10:18,394 --> 01:10:20,828 he, pulls a Soon-Ye, dumps her, 1211 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,189 and she's supposed to be the monster. 1212 01:10:25,540 --> 01:10:27,982 Could you not get crumbs all over? 1213 01:10:29,097 --> 01:10:32,910 Why? It's not as if anybody sleeps on this side of the bed. 1214 01:10:49,805 --> 01:10:50,635 What's wrong? 1215 01:10:50,786 --> 01:10:53,196 Why does something have to be wrong? 1216 01:10:53,675 --> 01:10:54,544 OK. 1217 01:10:58,380 --> 01:11:00,968 Katy is such a bitch! 1218 01:11:01,269 --> 01:11:03,977 She's standing by the snack truck and she tells everyone: 1219 01:11:03,978 --> 01:11:05,800 "I think I'll go out with Dylan". 1220 01:11:05,801 --> 01:11:08,946 And she knows I love him because Colin told her. 1221 01:11:09,245 --> 01:11:11,285 So Melanie says "You know that Izzie likes him." 1222 01:11:11,286 --> 01:11:12,000 And she goes: 1223 01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:15,424 "Yeah, well just because Izzie likes him doesn't make them a couple." 1224 01:11:15,789 --> 01:11:17,047 Can you believe her? 1225 01:11:17,241 --> 01:11:20,696 She doesn't even like him. She's just jocking me. 1226 01:11:20,940 --> 01:11:22,032 What's jocking? 1227 01:11:22,393 --> 01:11:25,265 Copying, and don't put it in your show. 1228 01:11:25,499 --> 01:11:27,367 Did you tell Katy how you feel? 1229 01:11:27,778 --> 01:11:28,478 No. 1230 01:11:29,982 --> 01:11:31,519 Can I change my name to Drew? 1231 01:11:32,093 --> 01:11:33,617 What's wrong with Izzie? 1232 01:11:33,856 --> 01:11:36,450 Nothing. Could you just call me Drew from now on? 1233 01:11:42,591 --> 01:11:45,448 I hate this place. Why do I have to try on pants? 1234 01:11:45,548 --> 01:11:48,018 You can't keep wearing the same ratty jeans everyday. 1235 01:11:48,019 --> 01:11:49,143 Why don't we just buy them? 1236 01:11:49,243 --> 01:11:52,701 I don't feel like driving back and forth 1000 times exchanging them. 1237 01:11:55,598 --> 01:11:57,273 I look like a cow. 1238 01:11:57,450 --> 01:11:58,761 Does the waist fit? 1239 01:11:59,571 --> 01:12:02,995 - Their humongous. - I just need to see the waist size. 1240 01:12:03,044 --> 01:12:04,234 They don't fit. 1241 01:12:09,717 --> 01:12:11,512 - Their too small for me. - They look good. 1242 01:12:11,924 --> 01:12:13,611 - They won't close. - Oh. 1243 01:12:13,728 --> 01:12:16,237 - Well what's the length? - There tight Ma, forget it. 1244 01:12:16,657 --> 01:12:17,453 I'm to fat! 1245 01:12:17,928 --> 01:12:20,787 My belly is gigantic! You wouldn't understand! 1246 01:12:20,898 --> 01:12:23,161 You've got a flat stomach and you're pretty. 1247 01:12:23,162 --> 01:12:27,781 No honey, no, my face this falling down. Everything is drying out. I'm... 1248 01:12:28,483 --> 01:12:30,813 I'm hurdling toward Cloris Leachman. 1249 01:12:31,058 --> 01:12:34,226 You're young. You're like a fresh new peach. 1250 01:12:35,070 --> 01:12:38,005 Izzie you're beautiful. Don't you get it? 1251 01:12:38,006 --> 01:12:40,963 I'm not beautiful! I'm not even cute! 1252 01:12:41,027 --> 01:12:42,358 I'm an ugly pig! 1253 01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:49,841 Oooh, waggle string. 1254 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:51,653 Can I have these? 1255 01:12:53,513 --> 01:12:54,480 Yeah. 1256 01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:56,755 Bet Adam sent them. 1257 01:13:00,492 --> 01:13:03,504 All right, what's the dealeo? Why aren't you on the set? 1258 01:13:04,228 --> 01:13:05,388 This is shit. 1259 01:13:05,723 --> 01:13:08,014 Look, you told me you'd get me the "You Go Girl" writers. 1260 01:13:08,015 --> 01:13:08,952 But you didn't get me Rosie. 1261 01:13:09,096 --> 01:13:11,517 That's a whole extra producer. I don't need that. 1262 01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:14,938 When I took this job you promised me the whole "You Go Girl" group. 1263 01:13:15,169 --> 01:13:16,752 You've got those two writers. 1264 01:13:16,837 --> 01:13:18,125 Yeah, but that's not the group. 1265 01:13:18,417 --> 01:13:21,238 That's like giving me the News minus Huey Lewis. 1266 01:13:21,301 --> 01:13:24,367 Look kid you are blowing a jinormous chance. 1267 01:13:24,373 --> 01:13:27,679 You going to give up you're big shot to be loyal to some broad? 1268 01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,036 Is that how you want to roll? 1269 01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:32,292 As a matter of fact Sinatra, that's exactly how I want to roll. 1270 01:13:33,204 --> 01:13:34,777 I'll be back when you get her. 1271 01:13:35,589 --> 01:13:37,371 Hey Dawson, 1272 01:13:37,372 --> 01:13:38,669 let me give you some advice. 1273 01:13:38,670 --> 01:13:41,002 You're going to want to cut those apron strings. 1274 01:13:41,003 --> 01:13:43,140 Otherwise you're never going to be a real man. 1275 01:13:43,289 --> 01:13:46,291 I don't need to be a real man. I'm an actor. 1276 01:13:48,279 --> 01:13:49,189 Ma?! 1277 01:13:51,206 --> 01:13:51,906 Hey, 1278 01:13:52,222 --> 01:13:54,861 don't you want to make be a high fiber breakfast? 1279 01:13:55,384 --> 01:13:57,524 Like you would ever eat such a thing. 1280 01:13:57,926 --> 01:13:59,660 Just have you're Lucky Charms. 1281 01:14:16,274 --> 01:14:17,053 Hello. 1282 01:14:17,112 --> 01:14:21,749 Hey, that's quite a Frankenstein you created there. 1283 01:14:21,849 --> 01:14:23,376 What are you talking about? 1284 01:14:23,415 --> 01:14:26,245 That Adam kid. He doesn't like the scripts. He... 1285 01:14:26,335 --> 01:14:29,314 doesn't take direction. They tell me he doesn't trust anyone but you. 1286 01:14:30,568 --> 01:14:33,132 So I'm thinking, maybe you'd like to come down 1287 01:14:33,133 --> 01:14:36,130 and be supervising producer on "The Shizzle." 1288 01:14:36,860 --> 01:14:39,261 I'm thinking... maybe not. 1289 01:14:39,651 --> 01:14:41,738 You're thinking maybe not? 1290 01:14:42,064 --> 01:14:43,697 Maybe not?! 1291 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:45,528 Well I'm thinking shit! 1292 01:14:55,856 --> 01:14:59,402 Strutting bucks walk shoulder to shoulder sizing each other up. 1293 01:15:00,081 --> 01:15:03,345 While the females wait to attach themselves to the strongest males. 1294 01:15:03,728 --> 01:15:06,033 Bucks lock antlers in mortal combat. 1295 01:15:07,114 --> 01:15:10,818 Whoever is victorious will intrigante and then trick females of the herd. 1296 01:15:11,499 --> 01:15:14,618 The challenger leaves in humiliation without sewing his seed. 1297 01:15:14,915 --> 01:15:16,147 So that's how it is. 1298 01:15:16,370 --> 01:15:19,633 Most powerful male gets most babalusious female. 1299 01:15:19,639 --> 01:15:20,380 That's right. 1300 01:15:21,607 --> 01:15:24,671 Well what if there's a really cute male antelope 1301 01:15:24,672 --> 01:15:27,390 or a female that shows signs of leadership? 1302 01:15:27,580 --> 01:15:28,527 - Useless - Why? 1303 01:15:28,938 --> 01:15:31,984 Look, there's an order to this mayhem business. 1304 01:15:32,122 --> 01:15:33,791 Why can't we change things? 1305 01:15:33,988 --> 01:15:38,104 Haven't you self centered pet cloning assholes changed enough? 1306 01:15:38,273 --> 01:15:39,438 It's not natural. 1307 01:15:39,538 --> 01:15:41,259 What's so great about natural? 1308 01:15:41,334 --> 01:15:42,431 - What? - Think about it. 1309 01:15:42,886 --> 01:15:43,947 Tobacco's natural. 1310 01:15:43,948 --> 01:15:46,347 Prozac's unnatural. Earthquakes are natural. 1311 01:15:46,348 --> 01:15:47,679 Television's unnatural. 1312 01:15:48,234 --> 01:15:49,646 Natural sucks. 1313 01:15:50,811 --> 01:15:52,717 She can't seem to stay on task. 1314 01:15:52,718 --> 01:15:56,569 Her homework is tardy. Her language is crude. 1315 01:15:56,636 --> 01:16:00,075 Also, there's far too much socializing with her neighbors. 1316 01:16:00,076 --> 01:16:02,658 Now, I know you're a working woman. 1317 01:16:02,906 --> 01:16:06,827 But I was hoping for a little more discipline at home. 1318 01:16:06,927 --> 01:16:07,795 Well the thing is... 1319 01:16:08,521 --> 01:16:10,030 Izzie just got her period. 1320 01:16:10,031 --> 01:16:13,755 And she's had really extreme mood swings. 1321 01:16:13,756 --> 01:16:15,959 Believe me I'm well aware of puberty. 1322 01:16:16,690 --> 01:16:20,225 Well, did you know that a girls test scores 1323 01:16:20,226 --> 01:16:23,209 can very up to 20 points at different times in her cycle. 1324 01:16:23,309 --> 01:16:26,542 And not to mention the fact that even female teachers 1325 01:16:26,543 --> 01:16:29,173 start giving lower grades to girls as they develop. 1326 01:16:29,253 --> 01:16:32,248 That's preposterous! Why would teachers do such a thing? 1327 01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:33,653 You tell me. I mean... Well... 1328 01:16:33,963 --> 01:16:36,572 Why did she get this and this and this 1329 01:16:36,605 --> 01:16:39,338 and these three questions wrong when the answers are right? 1330 01:16:41,338 --> 01:16:43,729 Because she didn't show her work correctly. 1331 01:16:44,048 --> 01:16:45,282 But she got it right. 1332 01:16:45,397 --> 01:16:49,380 The standardized tests require her to get to the answer a certain way. 1333 01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:51,470 But her mind works a different way. 1334 01:16:51,669 --> 01:16:57,513 Well my job is to get the students to do well on the standardized tests. 1335 01:16:57,659 --> 01:17:01,665 Wouldn't it be better to encourage girls to feel good about math and science 1336 01:17:01,666 --> 01:17:04,515 instead of tricking them into thinking they are stupid? 1337 01:17:04,879 --> 01:17:05,645 I've got an idea, 1338 01:17:05,970 --> 01:17:08,095 why don't you teach her to stop the potty mouth 1339 01:17:08,096 --> 01:17:10,716 and let me teach her to take the standardized tests? 1340 01:17:10,717 --> 01:17:11,846 I've got a better idea. 1341 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:16,000 Why don't you take the standardized tests and shove it up your ass. 1342 01:17:17,576 --> 01:17:20,217 Well at least I see where the language comes from. 1343 01:17:21,023 --> 01:17:21,770 Honey. 1344 01:17:23,146 --> 01:17:25,039 You're the best Mom ever. 1345 01:17:26,961 --> 01:17:27,910 Let's get out of here. 1346 01:17:29,528 --> 01:17:33,562 Young girl, wants to be a big name. 1347 01:17:33,991 --> 01:17:38,318 In movies they must all be the same. 1348 01:17:38,724 --> 01:17:43,303 She won't need to sing or to act. 1349 01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:47,681 Just loose all of her body fat. 1350 01:17:48,017 --> 01:17:49,825 And isn't it moronic. 1351 01:17:50,715 --> 01:17:51,756 Don't you think? 1352 01:17:52,409 --> 01:17:54,418 It's insane! 1353 01:17:54,469 --> 01:17:58,960 Izz, when ever you sing that part in the car you really belt it out. 1354 01:17:58,961 --> 01:18:01,857 Oh yeah, that's the screaming part but I decided to sing it regular. 1355 01:18:01,882 --> 01:18:02,678 How come? 1356 01:18:03,002 --> 01:18:06,472 Because everyone will be at the show, Dylan will be there. 1357 01:18:07,044 --> 01:18:07,744 So? 1358 01:18:07,745 --> 01:18:10,320 Sometimes I hit the not really good you know and... 1359 01:18:10,728 --> 01:18:12,358 But sometimes I don't and I just... 1360 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,103 I don't want to take chances. 1361 01:18:14,536 --> 01:18:16,471 It doesn't matter if you hit the note or not. 1362 01:18:17,164 --> 01:18:19,121 As long as you just go for it. 1363 01:18:19,483 --> 01:18:21,303 Dive in! Balls out! 1364 01:18:21,304 --> 01:18:23,581 As long as you give it all you've got. 1365 01:18:23,582 --> 01:18:25,560 No ones going to care if it's on the... 1366 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:28,743 Da the uh... The thing. 1367 01:18:29,003 --> 01:18:30,651 - Key? - Yeah. 1368 01:18:31,393 --> 01:18:32,917 And don't try to be safe. 1369 01:18:33,426 --> 01:18:36,616 It's insane. 1370 01:18:36,617 --> 01:18:38,752 That they lose so much weight. 1371 01:18:38,753 --> 01:18:43,986 It's young and cold, but no food on her plate. 1372 01:18:43,987 --> 01:18:46,630 It's a common thing 1373 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:49,171 barfing up a cake. 1374 01:18:49,195 --> 01:18:51,508 They think they're all two 1375 01:18:51,729 --> 01:18:54,508 stick figures. 1376 01:18:54,562 --> 01:18:55,804 Sounds great! 1377 01:18:56,771 --> 01:18:57,471 Action. 1378 01:18:58,318 --> 01:18:59,018 Quiet! 1379 01:19:00,512 --> 01:19:04,075 "Dear Rosie, I'm sorry I didn't have time to give you two weeks notice" 1380 01:19:04,076 --> 01:19:08,186 "but I got a job on "The Shizzle", Best luck Jeannie" 1381 01:19:09,189 --> 01:19:09,889 Hello. 1382 01:19:10,033 --> 01:19:12,503 They've offered you a really nice bump. 1383 01:19:12,504 --> 01:19:13,204 I uh... 1384 01:19:13,787 --> 01:19:15,676 I just don't want to do it Stove. 1385 01:19:15,677 --> 01:19:16,742 You want me to tell them that 1386 01:19:16,743 --> 01:19:18,315 and then we'll see what they come back with? 1387 01:19:21,471 --> 01:19:24,135 They've called about 4 or 500 times. 1388 01:19:25,403 --> 01:19:27,024 What're you going to do Hickum? 1389 01:19:27,617 --> 01:19:28,843 I'll never be God. 1390 01:19:30,077 --> 01:19:33,104 Whenever some chess club is gettin' pounded on. 1391 01:19:33,434 --> 01:19:34,486 I'll be there. 1392 01:19:35,597 --> 01:19:38,533 Whenever somebody's flossin' about how he bitch slapped the little guy. 1393 01:19:38,865 --> 01:19:39,891 I'll be there. 1394 01:19:40,586 --> 01:19:44,135 And when ever Melvins band together to open up a can of whoopass. 1395 01:19:44,136 --> 01:19:45,267 I'll be there. 1396 01:19:51,940 --> 01:19:56,558 Ok, we can't use whoopass so lets use smack down on the hater thing. 1397 01:19:56,559 --> 01:19:58,143 Can I see the dailies for the beach scene? 1398 01:20:02,322 --> 01:20:03,313 Don't bite my stuff. 1399 01:20:03,314 --> 01:20:05,587 Oh wait, sorry, sorry. Can I do that again? 1400 01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:08,450 Action! 1401 01:20:10,273 --> 01:20:12,876 When we called Pink. I said shotgun. 1402 01:20:12,877 --> 01:20:15,662 You know what if this were 1990 I would say talk to the hand. 1403 01:20:15,663 --> 01:20:18,070 But since it's not, my hand won't be bothered. 1404 01:20:33,687 --> 01:20:36,406 You said that Brianna needs to think everybody's crazy about her. 1405 01:20:36,407 --> 01:20:37,445 I never said that. 1406 01:20:38,763 --> 01:20:42,664 And Jan is in love with him. And she's past aggressive. 1407 01:20:42,665 --> 01:20:43,365 Past what? 1408 01:20:44,523 --> 01:20:46,049 You know, past aggressive. 1409 01:20:46,454 --> 01:20:50,416 People who act all friendly but really aren't. Like Jeannie. 1410 01:20:51,053 --> 01:20:53,076 Look what I made Brianna. And Sean. 1411 01:20:53,417 --> 01:20:54,417 It's hilarious. 1412 01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:14,933 Hey come in. 1413 01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:19,147 So, what is the hold you have over this kid? 1414 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:22,775 I believed in him and he knows it. I'm the one that brought him to you. 1415 01:21:22,814 --> 01:21:25,214 Oh yeah. How do you like that. 1416 01:21:25,528 --> 01:21:26,722 You're such a putz. 1417 01:21:27,139 --> 01:21:30,224 But if you want me to consider your offer you have to do something first. 1418 01:21:30,308 --> 01:21:31,074 Anything. 1419 01:21:31,174 --> 01:21:33,369 Get rid of Jeannie, my old secretary. 1420 01:21:33,487 --> 01:21:35,126 That's gonna be kind of tough. 1421 01:21:35,572 --> 01:21:38,540 - Why? - It's just tough firing people. 1422 01:21:38,599 --> 01:21:40,739 When did you start caring about secretaries? 1423 01:21:40,740 --> 01:21:42,880 You fired everyone you ever slept with. 1424 01:21:43,476 --> 01:21:44,411 It's me or her. 1425 01:21:45,159 --> 01:21:46,037 OK. 1426 01:21:46,442 --> 01:21:47,238 What? 1427 01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:50,504 Listen zippo, you even think about it and I'll go to your wife. 1428 01:21:50,605 --> 01:21:51,305 Ow sweetie... 1429 01:21:51,306 --> 01:21:52,006 Go ahead 1430 01:21:52,082 --> 01:21:55,041 and I'll show her your little photography project 1431 01:21:55,042 --> 01:21:56,734 and tell her what a little liar you are. 1432 01:21:56,735 --> 01:21:59,261 You dried out old bitch! 1433 01:21:59,809 --> 01:22:02,947 Why don't you hasbeens ever move over for young talent? 1434 01:22:03,296 --> 01:22:06,483 Since when did screwing producers and eating craft services become a talent? 1435 01:22:07,291 --> 01:22:09,664 - Wow, look ladies... - Now what am I supposed to do? 1436 01:22:09,763 --> 01:22:10,833 Where am I gonna work? 1437 01:22:11,015 --> 01:22:14,083 I'm sure you could get your old corner back on Hollywood Boulevard. 1438 01:22:18,325 --> 01:22:19,402 There there there. 1439 01:22:26,805 --> 01:22:27,538 Oh! 1440 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,436 She hit me. 1441 01:22:34,505 --> 01:22:35,300 We'll talk. 1442 01:22:42,013 --> 01:22:43,485 Wow that was fun. 1443 01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:46,970 Listen parents, the talent show's about to begin. 1444 01:22:50,761 --> 01:22:52,592 I always knew Jeannie was a psycho. 1445 01:22:54,288 --> 01:22:55,778 She must of really liked me. 1446 01:22:56,008 --> 01:22:57,498 Ah, how can you blame her, I mean...? 1447 01:22:58,199 --> 01:22:59,131 Poor thing. 1448 01:23:04,590 --> 01:23:05,290 I'm sorry. 1449 01:23:05,991 --> 01:23:07,921 I was an immature baby. 1450 01:23:09,159 --> 01:23:09,859 Well... 1451 01:23:11,583 --> 01:23:13,169 It's to be expected at your age. 1452 01:23:13,578 --> 01:23:15,134 No, I should have trusted you. 1453 01:23:15,135 --> 01:23:19,011 I just got so paranoid you'd leave me. Because I'm such an old hag. 1454 01:23:19,046 --> 01:23:21,811 I'm not that superficial, I don't care how old you are. 1455 01:23:21,812 --> 01:23:24,172 - You don't? - No I just care how much you weigh. 1456 01:23:27,290 --> 01:23:29,909 Oh nice! That's really nice. 1457 01:23:30,019 --> 01:23:30,883 What's that? 1458 01:23:37,258 --> 01:23:40,361 Ladies and gentlemen our PTA chairman Sally Plummer. 1459 01:23:41,167 --> 01:23:43,532 Welcome to another school spring fling. 1460 01:23:43,811 --> 01:23:46,115 You know spring is a time of renewal and... 1461 01:23:46,473 --> 01:23:49,610 and that's why we're so delighted to see all you fathers out there 1462 01:23:49,611 --> 01:23:51,612 with you're second and third wives. 1463 01:23:52,596 --> 01:23:54,273 Everybody's a comedian. 1464 01:23:54,274 --> 01:23:58,864 Uh, So with out further adieu our MC for the day Dylan Nicholson. 1465 01:24:02,564 --> 01:24:05,106 Everyone, I'm Dylan and I'm an alcoholic. 1466 01:24:06,514 --> 01:24:08,537 And then school I'd like to introduce to you, 1467 01:24:08,696 --> 01:24:09,946 You know 'em, you love 'em, 1468 01:24:10,254 --> 01:24:12,753 Melanie, Jane and Izzie! 1469 01:24:16,370 --> 01:24:17,370 Go Izzie! 1470 01:24:18,523 --> 01:24:22,267 So hot, must be 98. 1471 01:24:22,835 --> 01:24:26,275 September, that's not so great. 1472 01:24:26,709 --> 01:24:30,477 Where the north pole is turning slush. 1473 01:24:30,918 --> 01:24:34,698 On my TV there's President Bush. 1474 01:24:34,699 --> 01:24:38,024 And isn't he moronic? Don't you think? 1475 01:24:38,054 --> 01:24:40,183 Incredibly moronic. 1476 01:24:41,286 --> 01:24:42,885 And yet you really do think. 1477 01:24:43,197 --> 01:24:48,150 He's a pain, in the whole world's ass. 1478 01:24:48,197 --> 01:24:52,946 He saps them all, for a gallon of gas. 1479 01:24:52,947 --> 01:24:57,629 How can it be, we voted him in? 1480 01:24:58,022 --> 01:25:02,664 I just don't see how it figures. 1481 01:25:02,859 --> 01:25:07,042 The pop star, who went on TV. 1482 01:25:07,212 --> 01:25:11,745 To this whole world, can't sleep here with me. 1483 01:25:12,537 --> 01:25:16,980 Mother says to son, 1484 01:25:17,135 --> 01:25:20,901 Neverland ranch will be lots of fun. 1485 01:25:21,365 --> 01:25:22,773 Isn't it moronic, 1486 01:25:23,620 --> 01:25:24,459 That's my daughter. 1487 01:25:24,460 --> 01:25:25,683 don't you think? 1488 01:25:25,684 --> 01:25:26,384 That's my daughter. 1489 01:25:26,385 --> 01:25:30,216 Technically moronic. And yes I really do think. 1490 01:25:30,714 --> 01:25:35,533 It's all lame, but the dog and the cat. 1491 01:25:35,534 --> 01:25:40,256 Too big is small, till along came your Dad. 1492 01:25:40,821 --> 01:25:45,053 He won't like them when they're bigger. 1493 01:26:04,144 --> 01:26:05,734 Wasn't that the best?! 1494 01:26:05,735 --> 01:26:07,078 Oh, what a voice! 1495 01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:08,939 What a voice! She gets that from me. 1496 01:26:08,940 --> 01:26:10,971 - You hurt your face. - No, no. 1497 01:26:11,043 --> 01:26:13,010 I got a chin implant. 1498 01:26:13,210 --> 01:26:16,085 Yeah, they say if you extend your chin you don't need a face lift. 1499 01:26:16,325 --> 01:26:18,484 - Oh cool. - Where is she anyway? 1500 01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:26,096 - I'm going to go congratulate her. - No! No, leave her alone. 1501 01:26:26,201 --> 01:26:27,572 See whats going on? 1502 01:26:28,057 --> 01:26:31,186 Hey, Izzie. You want a slushie? 1503 01:26:32,442 --> 01:26:33,142 Ok 1504 01:26:33,902 --> 01:26:34,891 See ya. 1505 01:26:36,234 --> 01:26:38,471 How did you knew that was going to happen? 1506 01:26:38,666 --> 01:26:40,066 I'm a Mom. 1507 01:26:50,346 --> 01:26:52,326 Don't get too excited about him. 1508 01:26:52,350 --> 01:26:53,934 Now what's your problem? 1509 01:26:54,364 --> 01:26:57,388 Remember the "This will never work he's too young" scene? 1510 01:26:57,389 --> 01:27:00,791 Well eventually you'll hit the repay button on that one. 1511 01:27:01,087 --> 01:27:03,864 So it might not last. You could say that about anyone. 1512 01:27:03,896 --> 01:27:06,628 Besides, that isn't what I was looking at. 1513 01:27:09,082 --> 01:27:10,215 I liked your song. 1514 01:27:11,345 --> 01:27:12,116 You did? 1515 01:27:12,557 --> 01:27:13,319 Uh huh. 1516 01:27:14,123 --> 01:27:16,434 I liked when you said you're an alcoholic. 1517 01:27:18,098 --> 01:27:20,055 Do you like video games? 1518 01:27:21,082 --> 01:27:21,943 Sure. 1519 01:27:22,909 --> 01:27:25,242 Do you ever play apes escape? 1520 01:27:28,581 --> 01:27:32,064 No but, maybe you could teach me. 1521 01:27:52,453 --> 01:27:54,753 Oh my God! Look at her. 1522 01:27:55,876 --> 01:27:57,637 Nothing that could ever happen to me, 1523 01:27:58,001 --> 01:28:02,833 comes close to how happy I am to see her kiss Dylan and get applause. 1524 01:28:03,132 --> 01:28:04,023 Hello? 1525 01:28:04,686 --> 01:28:07,001 Who do you think set it up this way? 1526 01:28:07,613 --> 01:28:12,056 So your body rots. And your shows are stale. 1527 01:28:12,377 --> 01:28:14,443 Look who you're making room for. 1528 01:28:15,810 --> 01:28:17,996 Well, when you put it like that... 1529 01:28:18,287 --> 01:28:19,495 This is good. 1530 01:28:19,624 --> 01:28:22,299 Now you can settle down and act your age. 1531 01:28:22,300 --> 01:28:25,743 What's that supposed to mean? Easy listening, and orthopedic shoes? 1532 01:28:26,095 --> 01:28:27,570 That sounds about right. Yeah. 1533 01:28:27,841 --> 01:28:30,285 Nope, I don't want to do that. I want to stay passionate. 1534 01:28:30,286 --> 01:28:33,896 I want to scream at rock concerts, and get angry at the news. 1535 01:28:33,897 --> 01:28:35,504 And I want to wear miniskirts. 1536 01:28:35,535 --> 01:28:37,029 You're going to look ridiculous. 1537 01:28:37,250 --> 01:28:39,582 Yeah. Well, enough people are ridiculous, 1538 01:28:40,243 --> 01:28:41,641 it starts to look normal.