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<i>My name is Wolverine.</i>

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<i>I'm the best there is at what I do,
but what I do isn't very nice.</i>

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What the...?

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What the hell happened?

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Oh, yeah.

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Hulk vs. Wolverine

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Four Hours Ago

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Sir, I know I'm not supposed
to ask questions...

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...but who are you?

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No one you wanna know, kid.

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Looks like someone had a bad day.

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<i>Copy. Still searching for any survivors.</i>

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It happened about 4 hours ago,
just before dawn.

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A creature has sighted
crossing US-Canadian border.

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This is what happened
when it reached civilization.

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Creature?

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The Americans call it the Hulk.

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Intel sketchy.

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Department H. thinks the US military
is covering something up.

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He smells toxic.

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Gun powder too.

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Well... Someone tried to fight back.

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<i>Welcome Elkford.</i>

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Guess they didn't fight hard enough.

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Department H. wants you
to find and stop the Hulk...

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...before he reaches
another town or city.

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And if you can't stop it, kill it!

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Sounds like fun.

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Sir, I think we got something.

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- Do you want us try for a landing?
- Don't bother.

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Why always that?

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Hey, Bub.

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You haven't seen a big monster
running around anywhere, have you?

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No! Stay back!
Stay away from me!

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Stay back!

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Relax, cry baby.
I ain't gonna...

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You smell toxic!

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Who are you?

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Please, I'm begging you.
Leave me alone!

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For your own sake, please, go!

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You are in terrible danger!

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Here is the deal, misty.

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There is a third claw that's gonna come out
if you don't start talking.

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Oh, hell!

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I don't suppose you got any interest
to talking this out.

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What the hell happened?

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Oh, yeah.

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Let's do this!

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Come on!

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Hulk smash little man!

51
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Little man leave Hulk alone!

52
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Hulk is strongest there is!

53
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Okay, Bub.
Let's try that again.

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Thanks runt.

55
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We've been trying
to take him down for weeks.

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Logan, buddy!

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It's me, Deadpool!
I shot you!

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What are you looking at?

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Prepare the lab.
We are on our way.

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His vital signs are increasing.
He's waking up.

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Now, Mrs. Hynes, begin
the adamantium bonding process.

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- Yes, professor.
- Commencing infusion.

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- The vitals are erratic but holding.
- Excellent!

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Increase to maximum.

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Weapon-X's mental conditioning
and reprogramming are at stage 5.

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Begin combat assessment.

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I don't care how long you had him
professor, this is a mistake.

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I know him.
He can't be controlled.

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You have his DNA,
so just let me kill him.

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I'll take that
under advisement, Sabertooth.

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Prepare your team for the mission.

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Your funeral.

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What do you say after the mission
we kill all those flooding babies?

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Do you ever shut up, Wilson?

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What? Babies creep me out.

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Good bye, bamm!

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He's fighting to programming.

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We are losing control!
Increase the dosage!

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Initiate lock down procedures
and someone activate Sabertooth!

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Guards! Guards!

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Wakey wakey time!

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Logan!
We missed you!

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The Weapon-X just hasn't been
the same without you.

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Nobody calls me Bub anymore.
And Omega Red is a bed wetter.

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One day I will tear up
your flipping tongue, Wilson.

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He's very ashamed.

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Despite Deadpool's idiocy,...

88
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...Weapon-X is indeed pleased
to have you back, Logan.

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We put considerable time
and money into you.

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And pointy things.

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You're our best operative, Wolverine.
So disappointing.

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But you did lead us to Dr. Banner.

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Of course, you know him better as,...

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...the Hulk.

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I shot him in the ass.
With one of these.

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What? I did.

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Weapon-X has been pursuing
the Hulk for weeks.

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Unfortunately, there was
some collateral damage.

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If only Department H.
had sent you in sooner...

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...who knows how much destruction
could have been avoided?

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What do you want with the Hulk?

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We just wanna help him
find his happy place.

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Did you see how angry he was?

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I'm sorry, but come on.
I think his fancy...

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We want the same thing
we wanted with you, Logan.

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A weapon.

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I'll erase Banner's memories
and reprogram him...

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...just like I did you.

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And then Weapon-X will have the most
powerful creature on the planet.

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At our disposal.

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You shoulda kill me,
when you had a chance.

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Because I'm gonna get out of here.

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I'm gonna kill all of them.

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And then I'm gonna cut out your heart.

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Wolverine, after I'm done with you...

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...you won't even remember
this conversation.

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I've erased your life before,
and I'm gonna do it again.

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All you'll know is that you
belong to Weapon-X.

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Now and forever.

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That was so not cool.

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I hate that guy.

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Ah, Wolverine.

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You look so sad.

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Hey, if it makes you feel any better,...

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...Lady Deathstrike tried to kill you
while you were asleep.

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Better than having listen to you.

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Man, she hates you.

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I mean, we all hate you.

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But Deathstrike really, really,
really hates you.

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Hey, still have that unbreakable skull?

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Ow, damn it!

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You will die today, Logan-san.

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It does not matter
what the professor says.

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These are your last breaths.

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What are you doing here, Deathstrike?

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I'm about to start
Wolverine's reprogramming.

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He has to die!

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How many times do I have to have
this conversation with you?

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He's more valuable alive and...

140
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Sorry Prof, gotta go
with the lady on this one.

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I gotta love our healing factors.

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I'm gonna enjoy killing you for days.

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And then I think we'll drop the Hulk
on an orphanage or something...

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...just for fun.

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Gaijin dog!

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For the dishonour you've caused
my family, you will suffer.

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And then you will die.

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Sweetheart...

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...you and your family can take your honour
and shove it up your bony little...

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Deathstrike, don't!

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Target located in Zone-23.

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Take him down!

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Back up! We need back up!

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Well, he's alive but I think
he's gonna need some serious TLC.

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The last thing the professor said
before the runt cutted him,...

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...was for us to kill Wolverine.

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Really?

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You buy that?

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Yeah, you know, I would think
the last thing he said was...

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..."Ah, Sabretooth!"

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We kill Wolverine now.
That is all that matters.

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Whatever you say ponytail.
I'm in the mood for a little murder.

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Strike a pose!

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Get it together.
We're gonna have company soon.

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Please!
Please, I'm begging you.

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You have to help me.
You have to get me outta here!

167
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If these people turn Hulk into a weapon
millions of people will die.

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So I should just kill you now,
that's what your saying right?

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Come on, weepy.

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You don't know what it's like.

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I've been hunted
for as long as I can remember.

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And I can't control it.

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- The monster, it...
- Bub, do I look like I give a...

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Please, struggle....

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...until make your death taste
so much sweeter.

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- No!
- Yes, as in yes.

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You're going to die.

178
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Bang! Just kidding.

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Click, click.

180
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No! That was my favourite gun.

181
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What the hell is the matter with you?
Do your thing!

182
00:24:27,781 --> 00:24:30,808
We need your big green friend
out here right frigging now!

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What?

184
00:24:32,165 --> 00:24:32,943
No!

185
00:24:35,268 --> 00:24:36,704
What do you mean, no?

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Even if that was a good idea, I can't.

187
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The transformation happens
when I feel angry or stressed.

188
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Now, they...
They must have drugged me.

189
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Something's suppressing my adrenaline.
It comes from the cortex.

190
00:24:56,130 --> 00:24:58,473
Maybe that will help speed things up.

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If you wanna cry now,
I say go for it.

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Gaijin!

193
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End of the line runt.

194
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- Got any last words?
- Yeah. Two.

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Let's dance.

196
00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:32,363
I've been waiting for this a long time.

197
00:25:34,011 --> 00:25:35,938
Yeah, well you can keep waiting!

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Banzai!

199
00:25:55,551 --> 00:25:58,106
Dude, that is just not cool.

200
00:25:59,735 --> 00:26:02,448
Wow! Look at that.

201
00:26:03,804 --> 00:26:05,036
Could you give me a hand?

202
00:26:05,150 --> 00:26:08,304
I'm kidding.
Alright, I'll go get it.

203
00:26:18,332 --> 00:26:21,734
Alright, there we go.
No, that's... That's not right.

204
00:26:21,935 --> 00:26:23,004
What the hell?

205
00:26:26,778 --> 00:26:28,538
Oh god, now it's upside down.

206
00:26:38,003 --> 00:26:39,670
There she is.

207
00:26:40,202 --> 00:26:41,204
Sweet.

208
00:27:09,881 --> 00:27:12,007
I'm gonna kill you!

209
00:27:30,621 --> 00:27:35,121
Hulk smash claw people!

210
00:27:37,908 --> 00:27:40,367
Oh, no! Why me?

211
00:28:11,665 --> 00:28:16,202
The next one will be through
your brain stem, Logan-san.

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00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:26,797
Little man.

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00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:34,451
Hey!

214
00:28:34,490 --> 00:28:37,335
Hey, I'm on your side
you flaming idiot.

215
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,130
Hey, wait for me!

216
00:28:53,492 --> 00:28:55,992
Who wants snacks?
You do.

217
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,128
Logan, I think we lost him.

218
00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:13,130
And they lived happily ever after,
except the Hulk.

219
00:29:13,268 --> 00:29:16,380
Bub, you just made him angrier.

220
00:29:25,438 --> 00:29:28,360
Talking man hurt Hulk!

221
00:29:28,710 --> 00:29:33,548
Hulk rip-off talking man's head!

222
00:29:35,010 --> 00:29:37,449
My head? Oh, crap.

223
00:29:37,731 --> 00:29:40,935
- He's all yours, Einstein.
- No, Logan. We're friends.

224
00:29:40,985 --> 00:29:43,356
No, no!

225
00:30:01,348 --> 00:30:03,361
Ugly girl scratch Hulk!

226
00:31:52,230 --> 00:31:57,140
Go for it big guy, tear this whole
god forsaken place down to the ground.

227
00:32:00,806 --> 00:32:02,326
Do it!

228
00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:26,839
Great.

229
00:32:37,468 --> 00:32:40,572
Alright Bub, where were we?

230
00:32:55,055 --> 00:33:01,055
(Not finished! Keep watching)

231
00:36:34,782 --> 00:36:36,017
Guys?

232
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,589
Hey, Red! Deathstrike!

233
00:36:39,705 --> 00:36:42,480
I can't believe it.
I'm alive!

234
00:36:43,339 --> 00:36:45,741
I'm ali...

235
00:36:53,224 --> 00:36:54,224
Ouch!