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All right, baby girl, you ready
for your first day at work with Daddy?

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Daddy, go fast!
Huh. Okay!

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Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween to you, too, Officer Cooper.

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Yes!

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Where'd that scumbag come from?

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We're gonna have to move quick.

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10-24 bomb threat.
10-24 bomb threat.

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10-71 shooting.
10-71 shooting.

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He doesn't smell like Santa.

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You're so pretty.

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Oh, thanks, baby, you are too.

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Thanks, Daddy.
Have fun.

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Uh, I'll have her back by 10:00.

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8:30? 8:00.

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I'll have her back by 8:00.

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All units respond to a 10-15.

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Copy that. Noise disturbance.

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Freeze! Police!

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Oh, my God!

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Police officer coming through!
Get out of the way! Move your vehicle!

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Get back in your car, sir!
Get back in your vehicle.

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Oh.

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What do you think you're doing?
Aah! I can explain.

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I know it's not cool to leave in the middle...
Date. It was a first date.

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And, you know honestly, I expected more
out of a guy I met on Christian Mingle.

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It's just that... Don't take this
the wrong way. You're kind of intense.

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Intense? Intense how?

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When I said I had to leave early,
you pulled your gun out on the table.

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No, no. I was doing a thing like:

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"Don't you walk away
until I get a second date."

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It was supposed to be funny.
No, It really wasn't.

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I was just chasing you
because you forgot your wallet.

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Okay. Thanks.

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I'm gonna walk back to my car now.
All right.

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Bye!
Bye.

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Hey. You forgot to pay your bill.

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Dang it!

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I really thought this one
was gonna work out.

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in the case against notorious
cartel leader Vicente Cortez.

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Sources say a cartel insider...

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is prepared to testify
against the violent crime lord.

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I will be out in a few hours.

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I will never miss
my daughter's birthday.

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Cortez is suspected of more than 100 murders
while dominating the U.S. drug trade.

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Law enforcement officials
have called him "untouchable" until now.

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Since when is it illegal
to dance naked...

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on my own street?
Shut up!

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Hey, Coop.
Oh, no. Hold on.

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No, I don't have time for this.
Wait a second. Slow down.

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My legs are shorter than yours.

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Detective Hauser, come back here.
You know the protocol.

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All evidence has to be submitted
in a proper-size Nolan envelope.

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This is dangerous
and this could hurt someone.

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You encounter a lot
of danger down here, Coop?

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As a matter of fact, I do.
The other day they brought in a duffle bag.

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I opened it, there was a live raccoon
in there. It could've had rabies.

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Or it could've had worse.

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Raccoon herpes.

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That's real contagious.

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How does it feel?

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I imagine a burning sensation
in the little guy's genital region.

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Officer Cooper,
report to Captain Emmett's office.

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Sorry, boys. I'd like to keep talking
with y'all, but the captain needs me.

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Watch your head, detective.

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I was gonna say, "How does it feel
being a glorified secretary?"

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Cooper, this is Deputy U.S.
Marshal Jackson, in from Dallas.

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With all due respect, Captain Emmett,
I know exactly who Deputy Marshal Jackson is.

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It's an honor to meet you, sir.
Thank you.

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What I'm about to say
cannot leave this room.

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Okay?
Yes, sir.

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Do you know who Felipe Riva is?

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Yes. He is the top lieutenant
in the Cortez cartel.

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Since 1989, he's responsible for all
their "finances," a.k.a., money laundering.

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He is known as The Bank of Bogota,
The Tender Tender...

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The Lender Lender, The Money Launderer,
El Chapo, The Pork Chop, La Chalupa...

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Okay. Okay, okay.

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Riva and his wife
are gonna testify against Cortez.

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But Cortez has killed
every potential witness we've had.

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Which is why only the 3 of us
can know about this.

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He has people on his payroll everywhere.

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Now, tomorrow morning, Deputy Jackson
is gonna escort Riva to Dallas...

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so he can testify
the following morning at 8:00 a.m.

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And you...

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are gonna go with him.
Me?

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Uh-huh.

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You want me to go to Dallas?

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The law requires a female escort
for Mrs. Riva.

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Oh, yes, of course. Section 290.

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The Richards Rule.

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I know you've been wanting opportunity
to get off the bench.

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Yes, sir.
And ever since the whole shotgun incident...

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Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Hold up.

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You're the Cooper?

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As in, "He just pulled a Cooper"?
As in, "Don't Cooper that shit"?

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I was following protocol, sir.

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I found the source
of the noise complaint.

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Who's got the keys?
Hey, I got shotgun!

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Drop your weapon!

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Oh, my gosh!

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Why would you do that?
Why?

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He just wanted to sit in the front seat!

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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Oh, God.

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I'm so sor...

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I'm sor... Actually, I thought
you were an urban myth.

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You'd never heard someone
calling "shotgun" to sit in the front seat?

107
00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,809
That's a negative, sir.
I've never heard that term used in that way before.

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00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,004
Look, all you have to do
is take care of Riva's wife.

109
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Yes.
Okay?

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Keep her calm, take her to the little
girls' room if she has any lady business.

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Yes. Captain, do we have any idea
if Miss Riva is menopausal?

112
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Yes, because I've been tracking her cycle
and cross-referencing it to the lunar calendar.

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Really? Can I get the chart?
No!

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Get out of here. Go. Just go. Go.

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Thank you, deputy.

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Captain Emmett?
Yes, Cooper.

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Not that I'm not grateful
for the opportunity, sir...

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but this seems like a very important detail
for my first day back in the field.

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Cooper.

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You're cut from the same cloth
as the best cop there ever was.

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Thank you, sir.

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It's time to make your father proud.

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Just try not to get
all in your head about it, okay?

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Captain Emmett, I will not let you down.
I know you won't, Cooper.

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Deputy Jackson, Captain Emmett said
that this transport was at 11 a.m.

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At the rate that we're going,
we'll get there more than an hour early.

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00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,404
Riva's a flight risk. Showing up early
might keep him from running.

128
00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,331
Okay, but we're going
over 30 miles over the speed limit...

129
00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:16,047
which is illegal. And also...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cooper, Cooper, Cooper.

130
00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,366
You are chatty.

131
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Look, the thing is,
today is your lucky day.

132
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Why is that?

133
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You get a chance to get out of the doghouse,
and you with me, sweetie. Mm?

134
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All right, so just put your head down...

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turn off the walkie...

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and keep your Taser in your pants.
Okay, chief?

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Copy that.
Okay.

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Try not to fall in love with me.

139
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Okay. Copy that.

140
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Oh, wait, that was a joke.

141
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Ha-ha-ha.
Okay.

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You are cute. You are cute.

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Mrs. Riva.

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This is Deputy U.S. Marshal Jackson.
I'm here for you and your husband.

145
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You're early.

146
00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,208
Who's this?
Mr. Riva, I'm Officer Cooper...

147
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Don't worry about her.
Nobody knows we're here.

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She has to be here for your wife.
She ready to go?

149
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I'm not so sure
about this Witness Protection anymore.

150
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,246
And why is that?

151
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,241
Ay, perdona. My wife is a come mierda.

152
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,680
How you say in English?

153
00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:11,967
Shit mouth?

154
00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,006
The U.S. Government
has you trafficking on tape.

155
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,645
So you only got two choices:

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Either come to Dallas, testify against
Cortez before the grand jury...

157
00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,682
or go to jail for the rest of your life.

158
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,565
Let me ask question about Witness Protection.
Okay.

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00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,491
If I go to Ohio, can my wife go to...

160
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,762
What is the furthest place from Ohio?

161
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,086
San Diego.

162
00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,884
Definitely San Diego.
San Diego.

163
00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,445
Cooper, go get his wife.

164
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,405
10-80 the witness. Copy that.

165
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,371
Mrs. Riva?

166
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,648
I am announcing my entrance
into your private domicile.

167
00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:53,003
I'm Officer Cooper.
I'm here to escort you to Dallas. Aah!

168
00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,480
You must of not seen me.

169
00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,768
Oh, I saw you.

170
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,491
Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer.
Ay, please.

171
00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,321
Look at you. You're teeny-tiny. You're
like a little dog that I can put in my purse.

172
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,561
I can assure you maam...

173
00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,525
That I meet the minimum height requirement
of an adult female my weight.

174
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,721
Move!

175
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,531
We have got to get going.

176
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,804
Protocol states that you only need
to pack the essentials, ma'am.

177
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,843
You are not gonna need all these shoes.

178
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,929
These are clumsy and impractical.

179
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,482
What shoes are you wearing, huh?

180
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,685
I'm wearing black shoes.

181
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,765
Standard-issue black shoes.

182
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,002
No. Those are men's shoes.

183
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,009
My husband has the same kind.

184
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:40,842
Congratulation, Officer Lesbian,
you wear the shoes of a coward that I hate.

185
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,407
I realize this might be difficult
for someone like you.

186
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,971
What the hell does that mean?

187
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,524
Just someone who likes a lot of stuff.

188
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,768
Oh, so I only care about stuff.

189
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,644
No, Mrs. Riva, I did not mean that.

190
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,171
What I was trying to s...

191
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,450
For example, that is probably something
you could leave at home.

192
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,369
What? This?

193
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,924
I was Miss Plantain, 2004.

194
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:10,484
My cousin Rosa lost two fingers
trying to snatch this from my head.

195
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,129
I am not going anywhere without this.

196
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:19,050
You do know that the point of Witness Protection
is that you'll have a different identity.

197
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,480
What's taking you so long?

198
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,170
Don't make me come up there!

199
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,407
Ay, no.

200
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,988
What are you going to do,
testify me to death?

201
00:12:26,089 --> 00:12:28,208
Maam would you like me
to neutralize this situation?

202
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,885
Stay here.

203
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,447
You know what to do.

204
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,325
10-30. Damn it!

205
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,326
Hey, get down!

206
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,089
Oh, God, this is happening.

207
00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,725
Don't Cooper this, Cooper.

208
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,646
Where are you going?

209
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,567
I'm trying to save you.

210
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,325
I try to save me too!

211
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,848
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?

212
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,280
Is this a joke?

213
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,045
Does this look like a joke?

214
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,810
Who sent you?
Who sent you?

215
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,970
Ugh!

216
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,764
Oh, my God!

217
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,800
Cooper!

218
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,964
Get to the car, radio for backup.

219
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,322
I got your back. Go!
Okay.

220
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,127
Hurry, let's go!

221
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,368
Where is she?
We'll take care of her later.

222
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,803
They're getting away! Come on, let's go!

223
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,887
Watch out! Take the shot!

224
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,281
Get down!

225
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,284
Your left!
They're getting away!

226
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,521
Oh, no.

227
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,085
Mrs. Riva.

228
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,290
Let's spread out! Search the house!

229
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,407
Mrs. Riva!

230
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,761
Mrs. Riva.

231
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,851
Oh, my God. Mrs. Riva. Are you wounded?

232
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,890
No, you stupid idiot. I'm hiding.

233
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,289
Get out of here, gringa!
I'm gonna commandeer your personal vehicle.

234
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,002
What?
You're in danger, ma'am.

235
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:45,603
In accordance with Texas State Penal Code,
section 38, I'm commandeering your personal vehicle.

236
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,041
Buckle up. This is gonna get fast.
What?

237
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,725
Hold on!
No, no!

238
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,446
Don't worry, ma'am.
I'm gonna get you to safety.

239
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,806
Hurry up!
Okay!

240
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,085
You need to calm down, ma'am.

241
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,725
Shut up! Go!

242
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,371
Damn it!

243
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,891
What's going on?

244
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,367
Calm down, ma'am.
Everything's gonna be fine.

245
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,886
What about my husband?

246
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,161
Everything but your husband's
gonna be fine.

247
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,408
I'm sorry to have
to tell you this, but...

248
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,647
he's dead.

249
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,882
Why?
Okay.

250
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,771
Try to stay calm.

251
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,928
Why?

252
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,289
Why?

253
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,562
Why?
Ma'am!

254
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,967
You're gonna have to put your body
back in the vehicle!

255
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,891
Oh, my God.

256
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,647
Oh, my God.

257
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,848
Where are you in my time of need?

258
00:15:56,040 --> 00:16:00,125
It's normal to seek comfort in your time,
and to look to God or to Jesus...

259
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,926
but you're gonna need
to take your hands off my body!

260
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,645
I am a widow!

261
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,286
Listen to me!

262
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,760
Listen!

263
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,602
I have lost my radio,
so you're gonna have to call 911.

264
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,929
And you're gonna have to report
a 10-12 and two 10-60s.

265
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,525
You're requesting a detective.

266
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,121
It's not letting me in.
I think it needs a password.

267
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,924
Don't do that!
Right. Right.

268
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,568
Dial 1139.

269
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,364
Then 911.

270
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,686
Then two 10-2...

271
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,160
No! Scratch that!

272
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,125
One 10-12 and two 10-60s.

273
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,601
Get a move on. Come on.

274
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,888
Something bad happened to the phone.

275
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,889
What? What?

276
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,166
Oh, no.

277
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,086
Okay.

278
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,444
I gotta find us a phone.

279
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,567
Okay.

280
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,127
Mrs. Riva!

281
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,687
You have to remain in your personal vehicle
and stay calm.

282
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,407
Me? What kind of pendejo cop are you?

283
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,648
You have to take me home!

284
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,246
You're writing me a ticket?

285
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,966
Oh, I am protected by a meter maid.

286
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,162
No, I am recording
all pertinent details...

287
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,647
in my incident report log
before they slip my mind.

288
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,649
Jue madre, this is your first day?

289
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,126
Take me home!

290
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,649
Do not touch my I.R.L.

291
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,525
Now, protocol states
I have to contact my precinct.

292
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,529
Do you have a telephone on you?

293
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,041
Yes!

294
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,566
I packed it...

295
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,569
with my computer...

296
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,171
with my floppy disk...

297
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,249
while running for my life.

298
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,005
Mrs. Riva where are you going?
I'm getting the hell out of here...

299
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,522
before Cortez finds me
and sews my face into a soccer ball.

300
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,285
You are in a state of shock
and you're not thinking clearly.

301
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,369
My husband just got murdered...

302
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,562
and now they're coming to get me.

303
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,362
You have to stay here
until backup arrives!

304
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,722
I am a sitting goose out here!

305
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,769
Mrs. Riva! Come back!

306
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,086
I am warning you!

307
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,606
I did not wanna have to do this.

308
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,087
But you're forcing me
to take extreme measures.

309
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,810
It is my mission to protect you.

310
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,921
It is my mission to get you to Dallas
by 8:00 a.m.

311
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,049
And I am gonna complete my mission.

312
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,090
You're small but freaking intense!

313
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,968
I have got to contact my precinct.

314
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,201
Please.

315
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,567
Yes, ma'am.

316
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,370
There were two sets of gunmen.

317
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:47,006
Each seemed surprised to see each other.
One set Latino, possible cartel.

318
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,248
The other set Caucasian...

319
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,641
in masks.

320
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,571
You have an officer down
and four unidentified suspects.

321
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,410
Got it.
No. Hold that.

322
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,570
There was one identifying mark
on one of the Caucasian men.

323
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,967
He had it on his left wrist.

324
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,123
And I drew a picture of it in my I.R.L.

325
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,163
Notebook. That's a notebook.

326
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,761
And that's my car
not a personal vehicle.

327
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,968
"Remain in your personal vehicle."

328
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,646
I am on the phone with dispatch.
It's a car. Say, "Car."

329
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,486
Pipe down.
It drives me crazy, the way you talk.

330
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,251
It seems to be a Buddha,
sitting on a wave.

331
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,410
Or a bottle of barbecue sauce
guarded by two snakes.

332
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,444
Or a snowman, melting in the rain.

333
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,444
Possibly a peanut in a puddle.

334
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,727
It's a cow.

335
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,206
I am talking on the phone.

336
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,640
It's a longhorn.

337
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,842
They considered making it
a state animal...

338
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,441
but they went for the armadillo instead.

339
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,526
What? The brown lady cannot read a book?

340
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,807
Scratch that.

341
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,650
It seems to be a longhorn.

342
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,080
The tattoo was a longhorn.

343
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,090
Okay, we'll dispatch officers
to bring you in immediately.

344
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,645
Yes, ma'am. We'll sit tight.

345
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,527
Nice. Nice police work,
Mr. Cherlocks Holmes.

346
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,609
Nice. Heh.

347
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,240
Oh, thank God. Here come the cavalry.

348
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,446
Damn, Coop.

349
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,969
You done got thrown in the fire today.

350
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,891
Detective Hauser.
I'm so glad y'all are here.

351
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,286
It was a mess in there.

352
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,091
But I have recorded all the pertinent details,
and tried to follow protocol.

353
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,089
He, hey. Coop, we got this.

354
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,687
You're just lucky to be alive.
The good news is...

355
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,963
local police got shell casings and DNA
back at the compound.

356
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,810
You saved this old lady's life.

357
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,804
"Old lady"? Su madre.

358
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,731
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that means,
"Thanks for saving my life."

359
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,405
And you are welcome, Mrs. Riva.

360
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,047
Why don't y'all hop in the back with us?
We'll all ride together.

361
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,287
Yes, sir.

362
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,529
Pretty good for a secretary.

363
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,646
Don't worry, Miss Riva.

364
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,401
We'll have you in Dallas in 3 hours.

365
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,961
It's Hauser.

366
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,530
I called dispatch 20 minutes ago.
If they were leaving from the precinct...

367
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,724
they must've been driving 180 miles
per hour to get here that fast.

368
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,845
Who are you talking to?

369
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,202
They got 3 quarters a tank of gas.

370
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,325
At a max of 90 miles per hour...

371
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,524
that means they were 30 miles away,
which means they probably came...

372
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,605
Hauser!

373
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,366
Okay, I gotta go.

374
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,045
Yeah.

375
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,365
Fist bump. For all that good
police work, good buddy.

376
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,362
We have to get out this car right now.
They're gonna kill us both.

377
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,686
Dixon, let's go.
What?

378
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,564
They're the gunmen.
The guys in the masks.

379
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,728
Who?
Just trust me. Follow my lead.

380
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:51,244
No, ma'am, I do not have
any feminine toiletries on me.

381
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,771
Feminine what?

382
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,527
What's the problem?

383
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:01,685
Uh, Mrs. Riva is having some problems
with some lady business.

384
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,800
Of the tampon variety.

385
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,766
Seriously?
Yeah. My comadre is here.

386
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,121
Her comadre is here.

387
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,851
Can't you just hold it?

388
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,251
No, it does not work that way, detective.
It does not.

389
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,087
No, you see, once a month,
my uterus sheds its lining.

390
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,560
It sheds. Once a month.

391
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,683
So that the eggs descend...
And the eggs.

392
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,245
...into the puss.

393
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,442
Oh, my God.
The puss put...

394
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,766
No, there are fluids...
God.

395
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,486
Other fluids go in there.
Whoa. What is she talking about?

396
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,490
So please take me
to a bathroom right now...

397
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,650
or the back of this car
is gonna be the second crime scene...

398
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,928
that you guys
are gonna be cleaning today.

399
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,964
You don't need to paint a picture.
You're used to that, no? Heh.

400
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,605
Please, please. Stop.

401
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,131
Okay, Coop, I'll let you out.
All right. Let's go.

402
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,769
There's a lining in there?

403
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,204
We'll be right back.
Yeah.

404
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,049
Hey, mamacita, where you going?

405
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,487
Mamacita?
We have our periods!

406
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,761
You don't wanna know.

407
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,330
There's a window. I'll go first.

408
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:37,686
You go, go, go.

409
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,203
Oh. Okay, I can't do it.
Push there with the legs!

410
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,528
With the legs! With the legs!
I can't!

411
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,324
Why is your body like that?

412
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:52,241
I gotta get a toehold.
Where's the toehold? I can't find the toehold.

413
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,764
I just need some upper-body strength.

414
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,610
Push!
Okay, hold on.

415
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,565
I'm gonna pull my body up,
and push it out the window.

416
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,841
Go, go, go!

417
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,684
Go, go, go! I'm gonna help you.

418
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:03,921
Go, go, go.

419
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,891
Put me down.
No, no!

420
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,287
What?
Dixon's out there.

421
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,245
Why didn't you shoot him?
I'm not gonna shoot a police officer!

422
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,805
They'll be happy to shoot us.

423
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,486
That gives me an idea.
What?

424
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,051
This is gonna be loud.
What?

425
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,449
Go, go, go! You help us.

426
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,130
Help her! Get her up!

427
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,885
What was that?
Dixon, let's go!

428
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,127
Lift me up on two!

429
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,089
What? On one?
One! Two! Go!

430
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,322
No, wait, I mean go on one then two...
Now?

431
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,965
Shut up! Go up!

432
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,247
I'm going up.

433
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,569
Okay, do me, do me.
All right.

434
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:45,761
Do me!

435
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,727
Aah!

436
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,124
Get up! Help me!

437
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,721
Do it! Get up and help me.
Okay.

438
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,967
Out of my way, man.

439
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,128
Hold up, hold up!
Get back, Goldilocks!

440
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,401
Hurry!
Pull me!

441
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,211
Come on!
I'm trying! I have the body of a woman!

442
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,051
Just fall on me like a sack of potatoes!

443
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,605
Hey, out of the way.

444
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,729
Okay. You take the far one.

445
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,160
One, two.

446
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,447
Dixon!

447
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,050
What are you thinking?
Legs!

448
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,765
I got it!

449
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,326
Freeze, Cooper!
Aah!

450
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,568
You don't... No! No!

451
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,764
What are you doing? Come on!

452
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,240
No! My bag!

453
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,130
I've been attacked.
Let's go! Get up!

454
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,367
I've been attacked.

455
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,323
Wait!
Come on!

456
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,086
Come on!

457
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,246
Hurry up.

458
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,928
What is going on?
I don't know.

459
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:45,203
This doesn't make any sense.
Drive! Stop talking and drive!

460
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,126
Watch it, mister!

461
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,805
I gotta calm down.

462
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,161
How could they?

463
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,687
Why would they?

464
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,486
Oh, my God. I just don't understand.

465
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,410
10-30: officer in trouble.

466
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,250
10-31: shooting in progress.

467
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,521
10-32...

468
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,451
What are you doing now?
It's a relaxation technique.

469
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,961
Oh, it's working wonderful.

470
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,609
I just don't understand.
I just feel like it doesn't make any sense.

471
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,002
Like, there has to be
some sort of explanation.

472
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,441
Yeah, the explanation
is that they're bad cops.

473
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,841
What is that?

474
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,482
Ay, no. No.
Oh, no. No, no, no.

475
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,767
Oh, no.

476
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,046
Dang it!

477
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,483
Ay, yeah, this is the one
that is always overheating.

478
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,524
It looks like we just need some water
and we'll be good to go.

479
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,931
Do you hear that?

480
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,971
No. What?

481
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,367
Mrs. Riva...

482
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,723
are you concealing a communication device
in your chestal area?

483
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,285
My chestal what?

484
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,369
My boobs? No.

485
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,326
And I am so tired
of those racist accusations.

486
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,640
You have had a cell phone
this entire time!

487
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,081
Unacceptable. Now hand it over!

488
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,644
Fine, I'm gonna come and get it.

489
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,201
I didn't give it to you because ...

490
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,886
everything that you see
you commandeer.

491
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,206
See?

492
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,727
There's a website.
It tracks police scanners.

493
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,447
I just have to hear what Dixon and Hauser
hear so we can get ahead of them.

494
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,404
4921 North Jefferson Road.

495
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,888
Daniella Riva, a Hispanic female,
approximately 40 years old.

496
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,127
40!

497
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,767
She was last seen fleeing the scene
in a red 1968 Cadillac convertible.

498
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,883
They think I'm traveling
with a fugitive.

499
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,402
The officer is considered
armed and extremely dangerous.

500
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,244
"Officer"? Two officers.

501
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,808
Officer Cooper is described
as 5 feet tall with blond hair.

502
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,047
What, me?

503
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,164
They think I am traveling
with a fugitive.

504
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,483
She killed a U.S. Marshal.
Prepare to shoot on sight.

505
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,568
That is the number one way
we track runners.

506
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,525
I gotta think here. You know what do I do?
Good luck cleaning your name.

507
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,881
I am going to be in...

508
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,964
Mexico with a cocktail and
They think I committed a crime? I gotta get to Dallas and clear this up.

509
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,050
...a fake passport.
I don't know what to do.

510
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,211
Mrs. Riva. Listen to me, Miss Riva.

511
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,165
Our smartest move right now
is to change clothes, lose this car...

512
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,681
and commandeer a new vehicle
to get out to Dallas.

513
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,168
Everybody in the state
is looking for you.

514
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,408
You're gonna be dead before sundown.

515
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,930
You don't have to like me, but I'm
the best chance you have at surviving.

516
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,365
What the heck is that?

517
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,483
Felipe must have put
baking powder in the car.

518
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,327
How much baking powder?

519
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,721
I don't know. Maybe like 42 kilos.

520
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,689
What? I told you it wasn't mine!
I told you not to steal something!

521
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:03,402
Oh, God! Would you just shut up
for one cotton-picking minute!

522
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,086
Hey, are y'all okay?

523
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,248
I took that turn way too fast.

524
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,442
What the heck is this white stuff?

525
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,045
Baking powder.
Baking powder.

526
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,890
We're bakers. Toast, muffin, cakes.

527
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,684
Muffin.
Toast.

528
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,241
Toast, cake, muffins.
I should call the police.

529
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,847
No! I am the mother-effing police!
Don't you see?

530
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,611
There's no major damage here.
You're free to go.

531
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,645
But I destroyed your car.

532
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,171
I said you're free to go!

533
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,170
Except I need you to drop us off
at the nearest establishment...

534
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,408
where we can buy clothing
at a reasonable price...

535
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,443
but, more importantly,
at a reasonable price.

536
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,251
I said that before, didn't I?
This accident's got me all jacked up.

537
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,321
If you don't mind riding in an old truck.
Let's go!

538
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,441
Clean your nose!

539
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,971
Out of the way!

540
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,043
When I was 5, my favorite color was blue.
When I was 6, my favorite color was plaid.

541
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,680
I was 7, I saw squirrels kissing.
I watched it for a long time.

542
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,411
A long time, Wayne. I still feel
weird about it. This is our stop!

543
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,528
Wayne, you're the best friend
I ever had.

544
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,929
Wayne's a snake in the grass.
You think he heard me? I think he heard me.

545
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,010
Okay, okay, Officer Scarface,
just keep it together.

546
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,248
Police officer coming through.

547
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,568
I'm so thirsty.
It's like my body's a desert.

548
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,603
This could be perfect.
We have to change our clothes.

549
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,326
These hangers are very slippery.
Like they have some special coating.

550
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,329
My hands are really sweaty,
which is weird.

551
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,171
Is it hot in here?
It feels like the surface of the sun.

552
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,486
You're more fun like this...

553
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,921
but you really have to calm down.
I was in a fight-or-flight situation.

554
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,521
I'm filled with adrenaline.
Look how high I can jump.

555
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,966
I can't do this normally.

556
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,286
See that?

557
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,643
Yes!
No.

558
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,245
We're gonna need this and this.

559
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,284
Control yourself. We don't need that!
And these! And those! And these!

560
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,524
Aah! I know this is impractical
but we might have to catch our own food.

561
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,848
Or make a lightning rod! A hat!

562
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,410
Please. Focus. We need to get clothes!
Yes!

563
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:51,083
Okay, how about you try something
completely different...

564
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,651
of what you are.

565
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:53,887
How about...

566
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,522
a woman?
Perfect! And you can be a cowboy.

567
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,687
It's tight in here.

568
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,049
Cowboy?
This is a good plan. This is gonna work!

569
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,049
I'll be a woman, and you'll be a cowboy.

570
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,402
No one's gonna see that coming.
I should learn to knit.

571
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,490
I could knit a sweater or a sleeping bag
or a whole house. Do you need curtains?

572
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,485
Looks like night in here,
but I know it's day.

573
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,770
It's day, right? It's like Vegas.

574
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,166
Whoo! It's hot!

575
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,886
What is that white thing?

576
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,206
Oh, that's my underwear.

577
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,602
That's no underwear, that's a diaper!

578
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,290
I like a lot of coverage.

579
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,962
Come on, man. We're running out of time.

580
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,440
I feel like the cheese
fell off my cracker.

581
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,051
Why do you look like that?
You're supposed to be incognito.

582
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,369
Not look exactly like that picture
of you on TV. Oh, my God.

583
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,484
All of Texas law enforcement
is looking for these two.

584
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,166
Officer Cooper knows
the right thing to do...

585
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,408
and we are confident
that she'll come in.

586
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,644
At this hour, police are still
looking for the two suspects.

587
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,327
Officer Cooper, who stands at 4'11".
Oh, come on.

588
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,729
The other suspect, a 45-year-old Latina...
45?

589
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,489
We have to get out of here.

590
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,331
If I could just get to that cell phone,
I could call Captain Emmett.

591
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,767
You can't do that. He'll recognize us.

592
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,566
How are we supposed to pay
without him seeing our faces?

593
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,841
Let me handle it.

594
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,687
Here you go.

595
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,931
My God. We have to get out of here.

596
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,610
Why?
Right now. Come on.

597
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,805
Come on. Over here.

598
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,922
Hey.
Come on. Get in.

599
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,002
What was that?
Cortez's men.

600
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,287
What?

601
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,883
Don't worry. They didn't see us.

602
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,286
Okay.

603
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,209
We're gonna wait till he pulls over...

604
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,681
and then we're gonna commandeer
the vehicle.

605
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,282
Come here, boy! Hey!
Come here. Come here.

606
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,005
Aw. Look at you there.

607
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,844
You go out first, and then
I want you to go around and then wait.

608
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,449
So you're driving a car?

609
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,450
And looking for a cow to milk,
while putting on makeup.

610
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,406
But it doesn't look good, so you're
turning a tiny little radio on... What?

611
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,364
Oh, never mind. Come on!

612
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,561
And leave that!

613
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,246
No! I'm not going anywhere
without my suitcase!

614
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,245
What's in there, anyway?

615
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,006
No, nina!
Another kilo of baking powder?

616
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,645
You are not taking these!

617
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,451
Then I'm not going anywhere.

618
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,725
Shoes. You're gonna get us killed
over some shoes?

619
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,810
They're not just shoes.

620
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:23,401
These are gifts from my brother in Colombia.
These are the only things that I have left from him.

621
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,291
He got in trouble with the wrong people.

622
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,960
He went to the police for help...

623
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,209
and he ended up dead.

624
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,562
So you wanted to know why I hate cops.
That's the reason.

625
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,724
So if you want to take me
to Dallas to die, fine.

626
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,605
But you're gonna take me
with my suitcase.

627
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:47,971
I'm sorry.

628
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,611
I didn't know.

629
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,884
But I'm not like those other cops.
You can trust me.

630
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,890
You have to stop treating me
like I'm some sort of stupid rookie cop...

631
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,809
who doesn't know what she's doing.

632
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,522
Then you have to stop treating me
like I am a criminal.

633
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,646
Fine.

634
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,801
Fine.

635
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,401
Follow me.

636
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,251
Bingo! I got them!
All right, Mrs. Riva, we're gonna...

637
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,201
Who the hell are you,
and what are you doing in my truck?

638
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,925
Get away from it, lady.

639
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,531
Okay! Okay.

640
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:40,041
My name is, um...
Uh-huh.

641
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,325
My name is Nancy...

642
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:44,609
Reagan.
Mm-hm.

643
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,801
Right.

644
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,243
I know it sounds ridiculous,
but it's what my parents named me.

645
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,441
Let me explain.

646
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,291
My friend and I are veterinarians
and we were just in the neighborhood...

647
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,044
Shut your trap. I'm holding the gun.

648
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:59,370
I'm sorry. I know you don't like me.
But I'm sure you don't want me to get killed!

649
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,050
You should've thought about that.

650
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,206
I know you're mad, but can we
just talk about this reasonably?

651
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,606
Honey bunny!

652
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,929
There you are!

653
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,131
Sweetie pie.

654
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,687
I've been looking all over for you.

655
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,441
Who is that?

656
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,166
Hi. I am Dr. Shannon.

657
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,485
I am her lover.
What?

658
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,685
We had a little fight
but I'm sure you know whose fault it was.

659
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:28,681
It was not my fault.

660
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,407
You never accept that it's your fault.

661
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,921
You never talk about your feelings.

662
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:40,489
It's like being in love
with some tiny little brick wall.

663
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,490
How the hell you understand her?

664
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,324
I don't know. It's really hard.
I don't.

665
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,887
I usually don't even know
what she's talking about.

666
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,242
But we use body language.

667
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,649
That's bullshit. I'm calling the cops.

668
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,366
Don't do that.
No! This is outrageous.

669
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,686
No, no, no.

670
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,888
This is Rachel profiling.

671
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,762
What?
I can't be a doctor because I am Colombian?

672
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,965
Uh-huh. And I can't be a lesbian
because she's so unattractive...

673
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:14,762
and she has a mustache
and talks like some tiny little robot?

674
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,686
Well, let me tell you something:
She's my tiny little weird robot.

675
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,523
And I love her.
What are you doing?

676
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,205
Wait, what are you doing?

677
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,007
Trying to show him that I love you.
I'm distracting him so he won't call the cops!

678
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,361
Mm.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.

679
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,120
Kiss me. Kiss me. Men love this.
Okay.

680
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,763
Yeah, I need to report
two suspicious women on my property.

681
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,371
It's not working!
Act sexy!

682
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,971
Okay! Sexy.
Come, come.

683
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,401
Oh, yeah! Pull my hair. I like that! Yeah!
Ha-ha-ha.

684
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,251
Yeah, I love it
when you pull my hair like that.

685
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,851
I feel so sexy.

686
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,762
My finger! Oh, God!

687
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,726
I did not just Cooper this.

688
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,729
You Cooper... You Cooper what?

689
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,480
Where is it?
It's gotta be here somewhere.

690
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,286
I can't believe this happened again!

691
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,807
I gotta find that finger!
We have to get out of here!

692
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,009
Bad doggy. What did you do?

693
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,565
Oh, no.
Hannibal!

694
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,285
I'm getting sick now.

695
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,403
Hannibal.
I just fed you!

696
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,001
I'm gonna give you
the Heimlich, all right?

697
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,089
This is where I go down!

698
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,601
This is my banjo hand!

699
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,805
The dog doesn't have the finger.

700
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,287
What?

701
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,127
The dog...

702
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,731
doesn't have the finger!

703
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,769
It's in my hair!

704
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,969
Okay! You have two choices:
You can stay here and mess with us...

705
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,046
or take this to the hospital,
have it reattached and shake with a full set.

706
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,127
Hey, come on!

707
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,926
Slow down!

708
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,644
Hold on, you're going too fast.
You would be able to keep up...

709
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,047
if you hadn't bought another pair
of stupid stripper shoes.

710
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,085
And do not think that I forgot
you tried to escape.

711
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,363
I can't believe I bought that stupid
shoe story about your brother.

712
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,608
He's probably
an investment banker in Miami.

713
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,561
That I tried to escape
doesn't mean that the story's not true.

714
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,047
And I came back to save you...

715
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,571
so you're welcome!

716
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,683
I am not saying thank you!

717
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,681
I don't think...

718
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,723
I don't think I can make it.

719
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,325
Oh, you are gonna make it.

720
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,761
I woke up this morning
and my partner was killed.

721
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,645
I have been set up, shot at,
and hunted down.

722
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,684
Some guy shot off his finger,
and I tried to Heimlich his dog.

723
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,723
I let you get to second base with me...

724
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,366
or maybe it was third.
I've never been clear about the bases.

725
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,891
We are nowhere near Dallas...

726
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,801
and the police are gonna coming arrest us
any minute. Now move your ass.

727
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,285
Ugh.

728
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,371
Keys. I got keys.

729
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,571
Thank God.

730
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,968
Desnalgada, you're going to kill us!

731
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,447
Open the window or put some music.

732
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:48,687
Okay.
Yee.

733
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,121
The two female fugitives
are still on the lam. Police are...

734
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,961
I never promised you a rose garden

735
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,722
Along with the sunshine

736
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,322
There's gotta be a little rain sometimes

737
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,202
Hey. I was named after that song.

738
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,164
Oh, so your name is "Bad Song"?

739
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,771
That's just rude.

740
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,525
You know what is your problem?

741
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,327
Here we go.
I have a tendency to be hyper-focused...

742
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,522
so it's difficult to relate to people...

743
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,281
when there's a task at hand.
Exactly. That right there is your problem.

744
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,211
"10-520: I am boring!"
Please do not make fun of me.

745
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,846
"10-45: I'm right and you're wrong."

746
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,010
It relaxes me to do my numbers.
Obviously doesn't work...

747
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,009
And that's why you don't have a ring.

748
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,443
You do not know anything about me.
I have kissed you.

749
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,324
I have seen your underwear.

750
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,682
I know everything I need to know.

751
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,601
It's none of your business, but I happen
to have had a date the other night.

752
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,966
Really?
Yes, I did.

753
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,247
How did it go?

754
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,604
Well, it went the way that things go
when a man goes out with a woman...

755
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,041
and they have attraction
towards each other.

756
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,607
I don't know why I'd want advice
from you, anyway.

757
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,801
Did you...?

758
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:12,730
What?
Heh, heh.

759
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,963
Does that mean what I think?
Did you play with his chicken and eggs?

760
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,844
Oh, my God. I can't.

761
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,441
Ha-ha-ha. Did you give him a pirate key?

762
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,920
What is a pirate key?

763
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,441
I don't even know what that is.
That's horrifying.

764
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,291
Well, it depends on who the pirate is.

765
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,043
It didn't work out on the date.
Mm.

766
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,571
It never does.

767
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,406
I have a tendency to attract men
who run away from me.

768
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,647
Don't really know why.

769
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,290
What was that?
I don't know!

770
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,641
What is that?

771
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,650
Oh, God. It's a person.

772
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,762
Help me get him out.
It's a hot man-person.

773
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,362
Is he dead? He smells dead.

774
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,562
No, I think he's just drunk.

775
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,206
Oh, what, it's police procedure
to touch all his man parts?

776
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,246
He has an ankle monitor.

777
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,444
That means they can track us.
We're gonna have to cut it off.

778
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,809
No. I have a better idea.

779
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,765
I'm going to cut his foot off.

780
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,121
How's that a better idea?

781
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:50,167
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What the hell are you doing? Aah.

782
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,762
Nothing. We're doing nothing.
We're just gonna cut your foot off.

783
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,480
What?
Relax.

784
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,200
I know what I did wrong the last time
with my cousin, Eugenio.

785
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,606
Okay, he did bleed to death
2 days later but...

786
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,802
listen, he did it on his own terms:

787
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,209
With a drink in his hand
and as a free man.

788
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,763
Let's do it.
No. Ain't nobody cutting nobody's foot off.

789
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,724
Now, you just settle down and tell me:

790
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,607
Where the hell am I
and who the hell are you?

791
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,481
I am a police officer. She's a federal
witness in my protective custody.

792
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,041
I know she looks
like she can't protect nothing...

793
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:27,004
because she looks like My Little Pony...

794
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,650
but it's true.
Shh.

795
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,569
Who are you? What are you doing?

796
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,807
I'm Randy.

797
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,685
And you stole my truck.

798
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,440
Oh.

799
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:37,567
Hold on.

800
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,681
I know who you are.

801
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,970
I saw you on TV.

802
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,605
Yeah. You all are wanted.

803
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,962
I have to use the rock!
Hold on!

804
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,487
That stuff they're saying about us on TV isn't true.
Okay.

805
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,411
We just have to get to Dallas and sort it out.
Good.

806
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:54,965
"Sort it out"?
Yes.

807
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,243
You're gonna get your job back?
And I am going to get dead!

808
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,442
You're not gonna get dead.
They're waiting for us!

809
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,564
The U.S. government is gonna protect you.
She wants me to go there and testify!

810
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,600
She never stops talking.
But to do that, you have to have a head!

811
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,881
She is not wrong. If we get there too early,
we will be sitting ducks.

812
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,562
So we need a couple hours to lay low.
Now, can you help us with that?

813
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,604
Yeah, I can help, but you gotta stop pointing
that thing at me.

814
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,606
Thank you.

815
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,367
What?

816
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,686
The Indian casino.

817
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,322
Under tribal law,
police ain't got jurisdiction.

818
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,522
You know this. I could drive you.

819
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,047
I could get you a room.
I know people there.

820
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,045
I bet you do.
She's always this judgmental.

821
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,401
He's a criminal.

822
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,446
You kidnapped me. You broke my parole.
What you gonna do, just leave me out here?

823
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,126
Yeah, why not?

824
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,563
They're looking for two ladies, right?
Well here, this is three people.

825
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,644
So why don't you let me drive
and you can get in the back.

826
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,241
Look, I can help you. Just let me.

827
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,764
Why should I trust you?
Because I know what it feels like...

828
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,042
when no one
wants to hear your side of the story.

829
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,410
Plus, you know...

830
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,371
I kind of like your smile.

831
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,126
I'm not smiling.

832
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,482
Well, then, I got something
to look forward to.

833
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,441
You have a bottle opener?

834
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,440
Now we're talking.

835
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,365
Oh, cut it out.

836
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,163
Used correctly, bottle openers
can also jack tires and pick door locks.

837
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,488
And then you throw it
in the river, and...

838
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,369
Done.
She has the worst arms ever.

839
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,050
So skinny.
Dang it!

840
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:36,811
Like I said, "Throw it in the river!

841
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,247
And...

842
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,602
Done." Let's go.

843
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:46,767
Evening.
Sir.

844
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,442
A female suspect and hostage are in the area.
You seen anything suspicious?

845
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,610
Sir, I ain't seen anything.
You sure? We think they're nearby.

846
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,926
Real sure.

847
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,240
All right.

848
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:04,924
Be on the lookout for
two female fugitives last seen heading north.

849
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,211
Come on. Keep it moving.

850
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,765
Let me see your ID.

851
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,042
Move forward to the double cones.

852
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,682
You're kidding me,
you lit a kid on fire?

853
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,690
No. I lit the mayor's kid on fire.

854
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,651
It's not funny.
Are you kidding me? It's super funny.

855
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,887
Okay.

856
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,242
I guess it is a little bit funny.

857
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,569
And I wouldn't care so much,
but my father was a very respected man.

858
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,888
And I turned his name into a joke.

859
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,525
He died a few years ago.

860
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,410
In the line of duty.

861
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,923
I'm so sorry for your loss.

862
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,482
I will say a prayer for him.

863
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,886
Thank you.

864
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,001
Just that all I ever...

865
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,487
Oh, right now?
Shh. Mm.

866
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,084
All I ever wanted was...
Mm.

867
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,245
Amen.

868
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:06,527
Go on.

869
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,601
I was just saying, all I ever wanted
was to be just like him.

870
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,644
So that's why you always act
like a little man.

871
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,729
You're pretending to be someone
that you're not.

872
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,446
You have to be who you are. Own it.

873
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,722
But I have to be tough to be a cop.

874
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,121
I gotta get my name back.

875
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,849
You can't wait for them to give it to you.
You have to take it.

876
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,564
I'm just saying that I wouldn't let the fact
that you have a little cuca...

877
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,008
get in the way of your dream!

878
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,202
Checkpoint. You better figure
something out.

879
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:48,162
We have to get through. We gotta hide.
Let's hide underneath this blanket.

880
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,131
This is a deer skin!
Calm down. He's probably a hunter.

881
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:55,288
Let's go.
Move forward to the double cones.

882
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,488
Looking for two female fugitives.

883
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,051
I'm gonna check the back.

884
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,481
Go ahead.

885
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,161
Move along.

886
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,364
It smells in here.

887
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,604
It does not smell.
It is not a real deer. It's a decoy.

888
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,848
Okay, this probably wasn't my best idea.

889
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,769
We need to make some deer noises.

890
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,200
What is a deer noise?

891
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,727
Deer noises, like,
you know, like the dogs says:

892
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,641
Shh. Be quiet! What does a deer say?

893
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:46,961
That is not what a deer says.
If it says anything, it sounds like this:

894
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,929
Are you kidding me? It's not a horse.

895
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,451
It is from the horse family.

896
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,404
Just make the noise.

897
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,324
Hey, I think I hear something over here.

898
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:00,726
Keep doing the sounds.

899
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,724
Oh, my God. I think it's working!

900
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:11,323
I can't believe I'm saying this.
I'm actually having fun with you.

901
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,806
You are?
No, of course not.

902
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,049
I'm underneath a deer
and with my head up your ass.

903
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,408
Shut up. We gotta go find Randy.

904
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,681
That bellhop looked at me funny.

905
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:29,805
Y'all all right?

906
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,571
I'm gonna go get cleaned up.

907
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:32,841
Okay.

908
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,491
We have to keep a low profile.
You can rest for a little bit...

909
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:42,404
but we have to leave by sunrise...

910
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,120
to get you to the courthouse.
I know, by 8:00 a.m.

911
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,721
Just in time to get my head blown off.

912
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,684
What are you doing? They charge
an arm and a leg for that stuff.

913
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,042
I would think
that you would love the minibar.

914
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,170
The things inside must feel so normal
in your little hands.

915
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:04,283
Why don't you go and commandeer some food
from your cowboy boyfriend?

916
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,411
I am not going to dignify that statement
with a response.

917
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,809
I am, however, responsible for you...

918
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,203
so I am gonna go next door
to get some food.

919
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,962
And, unfortunately, I have to do this.

920
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,250
Because, as you know,
you are a flight risk.

921
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:25,163
Be right back.
Come here.

922
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,240
Come here.

923
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,604
Thank you.
Okay.

924
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,529
Thank you for protecting me.

925
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,084
All right. Well, that's my job.

926
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:39,765
Thank you very much.

927
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,401
Okay.

928
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,650
I'll turn on the TV for you.

929
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,126
They tried to seduce me
with some lesbian stuff...

930
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,971
but I'm a Christian,
so I wasn't interested in that.

931
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,046
Well, there was two of them. One was
a real tall gal with a nice figure...

932
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,527
and she had a little blond boy with her.

933
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,487
Officer Cooper is 4'9".

934
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:01,807
I am 5'2".

935
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,209
She's traveling with a 50-year-old suspect.
50!

936
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,605
Here, read a book.

937
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,609
I already know the ending.

938
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,526
Suit yourself.

939
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,923
Hello? Randy?

940
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:19,687
Oh, hey. Um...
Aah!

941
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,006
Penis! Oh, my God.

942
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,327
Penis!
Uh...

943
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,761
I'm gonna get a towel.
What? I'm sorry. Please.

944
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,248
I was gonna say that.
That's what I was gonna say. Um...

945
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,807
The reason I came was as follows:

946
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,402
I'm in a very difficult
work situation...

947
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,968
And my blood sugar is getting dangerously low,
and I need food.

948
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,003
And I need you to get it for me.

949
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,007
Yes.
Yes, what?

950
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,402
Yes, I will have dinner with you.

951
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,087
Oh, no, I didn't say that.

952
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,204
I don't have meals
with convicted felons.

953
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:54,086
Heh. I don't have dinner with dirty cops,
so I guess that makes us even.

954
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,282
Plus, you know,
I'm the good kind of felon.

955
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,163
There is no such thing.
Sure is.

956
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,847
My sister was getting knocked around
by her boyfriend, so I beat him up.

957
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,851
Oh. Well, then that shouldn't be a f...

958
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,168
With a baseball bat, so...

959
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,001
Oh, a 10-41 Apple. Copy that.

960
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,806
And my other sister,
she dated a similar piece of shit.

961
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,407
Maybe call it my hot-button issue,
if you like.

962
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,969
I hope you don't have a third sister.

963
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,130
Three felony assaults,
plus a history of established behavior...

964
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:25,085
will definitely end you up
in more than an ankle monitor.

965
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,928
More like a jumpsuit. Heh.

966
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,201
An orange one.

967
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,764
In prison. That's a...

968
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,371
Why are you smiling at me?

969
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,771
You're kind of intense.

970
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,406
Oh. Yeah, I've heard that before.

971
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,841
I dig it.

972
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,087
You do?

973
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:43,640
Yeah, I do.

974
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:46,760
There it is.

975
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,769
It was worth the wait.

976
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,448
Hey, you know what?
I gotta see something.

977
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,450
Aah! Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.

978
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,201
No! I'm on duty, and that is
a very difficult work situation in there...

979
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,529
and this is gonna have to wait
because time waits for no man.

980
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,650
Except this is the opposite,
time is waiting for every man.

981
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,564
But no man's gonna do this.

982
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,961
That's not what I meant.

983
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:12,164
What I meant was, section 428
of the Texas State Penal Code...

984
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:15,724
forbids fraternization between
a officer... Never mind.

985
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,170
Why does that feel so good?

986
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,882
Now go get me food before I pass out.

987
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,046
You got it.

988
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,962
Something very bizarre just happened in there.
You're going to be mad.

989
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,446
How'd you get my gun?

990
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:43,008
I took it during that pathetic excuse
of a hug that you gave me.

991
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,770
Now give me the key, cause I'm leaving.

992
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,691
This is not funny.
That's my gun and it's police property.

993
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,086
I'm not going to Dallas.

994
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:50,930
I was never going to testify.

995
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,727
I was just going to get away from Felipe
and start alone on my own.

996
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,366
So you have been lying to me this whole time?
No.

997
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,490
Yes and no.

998
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,924
Mostly yes.

999
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,407
But that's not
what is important right now.

1000
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,648
This is what is insane.

1001
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,729
You were not supposed to read that.

1002
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,208
Heh, heh. "Mrs. Riva's constant use
of her physical assets...

1003
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,290
rather than her somewhat limited
mental capacity...

1004
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:19,166
suggests that she might not know
as much as the prosecution would hope."

1005
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,563
What I was saying you are not a criminal.

1006
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:25,287
No, you were saying
that I was too dumb to be a criminal.

1007
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,046
This is what happens...

1008
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:30,244
when you underestimate a book
because of its cover.

1009
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,921
I did not underestimate you.
I overestimated you.

1010
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,169
It turns out you're exactly the person
I thought you were when I met you.

1011
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:39,648
Shut up and untie this cheap bracelet.

1012
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,170
Move it. Move.

1013
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,841
I'm moving.
Move.

1014
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,161
You're gonna need this!

1015
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,126
Gun! I gotta get the gun!
No, you don't!

1016
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,881
I can't believe I trusted you.
It's not my fault you let your guard down!

1017
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,844
Yes, it is!
No!

1018
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,881
I refuse to have a catfight.
Too bad!

1019
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,763
What was your skill for Miss Plantain? Lying?
Get off, hillbilly.

1020
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,008
That is so dirty and disgusting!

1021
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,248
Dirty? I'm gonna show you
dirty, Miss Piggy.

1022
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:21,527
Is that the remote?

1023
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:24,769
That thing is covered in germs.
It's like a toilet seat.

1024
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:37,326
I got stuck!

1025
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,046
Give it!

1026
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,650
Tell me why that bag's so heavy.

1027
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:47,811
What?
How many pairs of shoes are in there?

1028
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,003
Eh... Eh...

1029
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,611
12.

1030
00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:55,166
18. 18.
Show me.

1031
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,527
Open the bag!

1032
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:01,007
Hurry up.

1033
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,167
You would never understand...

1034
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,887
but I needed the sparkly
stilettos to go out...

1035
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,084
and I need the sparkly stilettos
when I stay in...

1036
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:19,962
and I need the corky wedges, and I need...
I have been in evidence for over 3 years.

1037
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,441
The average pair of women's shoes
weighs about a half a pound.

1038
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,530
You'd need to have over 80 pairs of shoes
in there for it to weigh that much.

1039
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:26,767
Give me one of those shoes.

1040
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,050
What's this made of? Platinum?

1041
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,487
No.

1042
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,324
It's white gold and diamonds.

1043
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,171
That's how my husband
smuggled money into this country...

1044
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:45,160
as presents for his vain,
dumb trophy wife.

1045
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,046
How much is that bag worth?

1046
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:51,484
I don't know, I have limited mental capacit...
How much is it worth?

1047
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,126
About $4 million.

1048
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,486
What?
I know.

1049
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,570
It depends on how the commodities
are trading at the moment.

1050
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,805
I'm gonna put all of that in evidence.

1051
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,048
Just gonna need a lot of bags,
a huge label maker...

1052
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:07,040
but I'll make it happen.
Hola, housekeeping!

1053
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,008
Turndown service.
That's Dixon and Hauser.

1054
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,121
We've gotta go!

1055
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,161
Hurry!

1056
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,925
Open up!

1057
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:20,880
Goddamn it.

1058
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,686
Dang it! Bring the bag!

1059
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,601
Dixon. Dixon!

1060
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,965
Goddamn. All right, you go that way.
I'll go the other way.

1061
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:57,647
Get down.

1062
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,962
I'm trying. It's more far for me.

1063
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,045
Got you.

1064
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:07,764
Hey, Chiquita, get back.

1065
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:12,611
Hauser, you don't wanna do this. You've
already killed one fellow officer today.

1066
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,201
Yeah, but they say
it only hurts the first time.

1067
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,570
Hey, I was just coming...

1068
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,641
I told you you should've stayed
behind a desk, Coop.

1069
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,171
Son of a...

1070
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,408
I'll call you.
How you gonna find me?

1071
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,647
I'll run your plates!

1072
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,046
I'd like that.

1073
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,688
Did you see that?
This is what we gotta do.

1074
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,161
We gotta get a taxi or a shuttle
or something.

1075
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,169
Okay, last call.

1076
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,769
I need a taxi sir. Sorry sir, but this is important.

1077
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,970
Hi, I want to get in this bus.

1078
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,526
Really?
Mm-hm.

1079
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,643
Okay, welcome aboard.

1080
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,009
I'm gonna need a taxi to Dallas.

1081
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,768
Hey! Hey!

1082
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,130
Come back here!

1083
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,566
Hey! Get out of the way.

1084
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,323
I gotta get up there!
Close the door!

1085
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,808
She looks like that dirty cop in the news.
No! I'm a big fan of, um...

1086
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:14,367
Cowboy Noiz.

1087
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:18,121
I'm the biggest fan they have,
I wanna get up close and personal with them.

1088
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:20,482
I'm sorry but this is...
Well, you let her on!

1089
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,960
Did she promise you favors?

1090
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,209
Because I can promise you
a good time too. I'm a lady...

1091
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,687
I'm a lady looking for action.
Okay...

1092
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:33,131
Some sex-type action.
Giving and receiving of sex.

1093
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:36,722
Now, I'm just gonna bang
everybody's brains out in there...

1094
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,287
and lots of dirty, dirty sex stuff.

1095
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,605
Like cracking the eggs...

1096
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,770
and doing the pirate hunt
in the general area of the heinie.

1097
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:49,203
That's supposed to be a key.
I think this goes into the patootie.

1098
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,402
Okay.
Okay.

1099
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,411
Morning.
How are you, ma'am?

1100
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,890
That was really sexy.

1101
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:04,527
I don't wanna hear it out of you.
In fact I don't wanna hear anything out of you.

1102
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:06,683
From here to Dallas, we ride in silence.

1103
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:11,051
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
we're about to begin our audio tour.

1104
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,846
Please make sure your headphones
are completely plugged in...

1105
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:16,691
So you can hear about the wonderful side of Texas.
I can't wait to hear this! Yeah, to get bored to death.

1106
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,965
Did you even have a brother?

1107
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,447
You don't deserve
to know anything about him.

1108
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,963
Did your husband kill your brother?

1109
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,486
You don't even understand.

1110
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:29,810
Why don't you go back to your tiny
little desk and your tiny little life?

1111
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,850
Because I have a job to do,
except now it's different.

1112
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,242
Instead of being my witness,
you're my prisoner.

1113
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:39,001
If we get to Dallas and you don't wanna
testify, you can just go straight to jail.

1114
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,442
Don't ever talk about my father
like that again.

1115
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,889
What the hell? You speak Spanish.

1116
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,970
What, the white girl can't take
a Spanish class in high school?

1117
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,844
I know everything you said about me.

1118
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,930
And no, I'm not an idiot,
and no, I don't have a flat ass.

1119
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,167
Oh, man.

1120
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,250
Do not pull over. That's an order.

1121
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,646
Aah!
Get out of the way!

1122
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:46,968
Oh, my God! Aah!

1123
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:48,565
Oh, no!

1124
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,006
Is that our bus driver?

1125
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:52,487
Okay! Uh...

1126
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,409
I can't reach the pedals.

1127
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,847
I can't reach the pedals!
Get up! Get up!

1128
01:02:57,080 --> 01:03:00,129
Sit in my lap! I'll drive! Get on top of me!
Okay.

1129
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:04,442
Ladies and gentlemen,
I have commandeered the vehicle.

1130
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,602
So keep your teeth in your mouth,
and butts in your seats.

1131
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,290
Speed up! Speed up!

1132
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,242
Oh, no, here they come!
I gotta get my gun!

1133
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,124
Come on.
Cooper's driving. Whoa, whoa.

1134
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:20,129
Stop flipping your ponytail
in my face! I can't see!

1135
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,004
She's such a good driver.

1136
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,248
There, I got it. Okay! Okay!

1137
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,164
Move your ponytail! I can't see!

1138
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:28,887
Let's do it like that.

1139
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,570
No, no! Your hand's in my face.

1140
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,683
Take the shot!
How if you don't keep it steady?

1141
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,006
I'm trying! She's moving!

1142
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,366
I gotta get a better shot.

1143
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:39,483
Hurry up! Give me, give me the wheel!

1144
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,009
I can't see!

1145
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:46,041
Oh!

1146
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,401
Okay. I think I got him.

1147
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,045
Shoot him again.
Move.

1148
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,405
Dang it! My gun.

1149
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:52,926
Scoot over, I'm gonna drive!

1150
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,531
I'll drive!
No, let me drive.

1151
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:56,728
Wait, he's coming back! Here he comes!

1152
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,570
What do I do?
I don't know!

1153
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,566
We're gonna bump him, okay?

1154
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,762
1, 2, 3!
1, 2, 3. Go!

1155
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:07,888
Dang it.
We did it.

1156
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,489
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1157
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,206
Oh, my God.

1158
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:30,724
My feet got stuck.
What?

1159
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:33,048
My feet got stuck! I can't pull it out!
Pull it out!

1160
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:34,526
Hit the brake!

1161
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:37,123
Stop!
Get out of the way!

1162
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,526
Look out for the truck!
Watch it!

1163
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,889
Aah!
Aah! Step on the brake!

1164
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,330
Again. Again.
We did it.

1165
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:03,646
We did it!

1166
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,404
Move! Move!

1167
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,045
Is everybody okay back there?

1168
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:10,401
Yeah.

1169
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,046
It's kind of hard to tell
with some of y'all!

1170
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:14,287
We did it.

1171
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:15,811
Oh!

1172
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,445
Is that part of the tour?

1173
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:21,246
Is she breathing?

1174
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:23,044
Do you think she has any snacks?

1175
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:24,924
Why would you ask that?

1176
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:26,326
Well, I don't know.

1177
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,089
So you had your husband killed?

1178
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:56,006
Why don't you write this
in your little diary:

1179
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,204
I didn't kill Felipe.

1180
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:01,724
They were just supposed to go in to kidnap me,
and take me out of there.

1181
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:03,570
Oh, my God.

1182
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:07,088
Cortez killed your brother,
and now you're gonna try and kill him.

1183
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,610
You don't have to do this, you know.
We can put Cortez in jail.

1184
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,922
Jail is not good enough for that animal.

1185
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,290
You saved my life...

1186
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,643
so I'm not gonna let them shoot you.

1187
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:23,645
This is the last time
I'm gonna do you any favors.

1188
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:27,526
I'm not gonna let you get away with this.
This is the way it's gonna go.

1189
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,640
You're not going to try to stop me.

1190
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:35,483
I would hate to see you dead.

1191
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,124
We made a good team.

1192
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,928
Mrs. Riva, you don't have to do this.

1193
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:07,686
Damn it.

1194
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,448
Breaking news
in the Vicente Cortez story:

1195
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:14,086
Following the slaying
of lead witness, Felipe Riva...

1196
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,442
and the disappearance
of his wife, Daniella Riva...

1197
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:19,086
we are now learning that,
without any witnesses...

1198
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,931
authorities have had no choice
but to release Cortez.

1199
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:26,250
Sources say Cortez's daughter, Teresa,
is likely to be celebrating her quinceanera...

1200
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,762
at the opulent Royal Colfax Hotel.

1201
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:31,725
Meanwhile, law enforcement officials
are forced to stand and watch...

1202
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:34,082
Come on.
At least we got Dixon and Hauser.

1203
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:36,967
I failed.

1204
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,731
No, you didn't. You kept her alive.

1205
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,365
Not for long.

1206
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,007
She's gonna kill Cortez
at his daughter's quinceanera.

1207
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:45,361
Mrs. Riva?

1208
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,210
She's a criminal mastermind now?

1209
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,640
She's gonna kill Cortez?

1210
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:52,282
I know it seems hard to believe, but
there's more to her than you might think.

1211
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,448
We have to do something
about it, captain.

1212
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:56,762
Look, you're now clear of all charges.

1213
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:58,450
Your father would be very proud.

1214
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,688
It's time for you to go home
and get some sleep.

1215
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:03,081
I can't get some sleep knowing she might
kill somebody or...

1216
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,244
This isn't our jurisdiction.
It's the DEA's problem now.

1217
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:07,726
And anyway even if you're right...

1218
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:10,526
maybe this is the universe's way
of cleaning this mess up.

1219
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:14,486
If I could just go there...
That's impossible. Security'll be too tight.

1220
01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:18,010
You know what you should be
thinking about? Your next beat.

1221
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:20,721
You're out of the evidence room Cooper.
Congratulations.

1222
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:23,601
Now turn in your I.R.L.
Take your promotion.

1223
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:25,126
Go home.

1224
01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:58,886
Turn around.

1225
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:09,531
She's clear.

1226
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,046
Daniella, what happened?

1227
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,446
I've been worried sick.

1228
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:43,246
Vicente, I never wanted to testify.

1229
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:47,321
I begged Felipe not to betray you,
but he wouldn't listen to me.

1230
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:49,170
Now I'm all alone.

1231
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:51,442
I'm here for you, carino.

1232
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:54,049
Meet me in the next room...

1233
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:55,844
so we can speak privately.

1234
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,731
I want to thank you for your loyalty.

1235
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,170
Okay?

1236
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:19,645
Chica. Psst.

1237
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,484
Why do you look like Jose Bieber?

1238
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:26,886
How did you get in here?

1239
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,810
Nothing here.
Yup, nothing there.

1240
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,286
Nothing there.
Nothing there.

1241
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:32,686
He's clear.
What?

1242
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:36,248
You're the one who told me I look like a boy.
That's not what I meant.

1243
01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:41,128
But I'm totally crushing it as a dude.
Of course cause that little fake mustache you put on is so perfect.

1244
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:42,651
I don't have a fake mustache.

1245
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:44,689
Let me touch it. Let me touch it.
Come.

1246
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,800
This is a suicide mission.

1247
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,331
I don't care.
I do care.

1248
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:54,888
You're kind of mean, and I only understand
about 30 percent of what you're saying...

1249
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:58,129
but somewhere, around there,
there is a heart.

1250
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,685
Don't try and kill Cortez.
I have a better idea.

1251
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:03,405
It's here in my tighty whities.

1252
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,291
It's stuck.

1253
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,569
You want me to wear a wire?

1254
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:12,604
Yes, but I'm not exactly sure
where we're gonna put it.

1255
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,928
I told you to stay away from me.

1256
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:16,207
This is too dangerous.

1257
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,402
Wait a second.
We're gonna do this together.

1258
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:22,491
I'll create a distraction and you'll gonna get
Cortez to confess to killing your brother.

1259
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,682
We can put him away for good.

1260
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:27,921
Okay.

1261
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,446
It works best if you put it
in the upper thigh.

1262
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,251
Or the chestal area.

1263
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,247
Are you doing it?

1264
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:41,527
Yes! That's it.

1265
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,802
So you're just gonna squish it
way down there.

1266
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,890
No! Shove it all the way in!
Do it like I showed you.

1267
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:50,129
Just pull them apart
and then shove it back in. Let me see it.

1268
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:51,407
You pervert.

1269
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:52,647
Get out of here!

1270
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:55,764
You and your perverted little mustache.
Get out!

1271
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,088
Come on.
Didn't your mother teach you any manners?

1272
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,248
Aah! Dang it!

1273
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:04,087
Look at this photo.

1274
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,328
Oh, my gosh! He totally photobombed you.

1275
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:07,567
I didn't even see that.

1276
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,484
Oh, he's cute.

1277
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:12,486
Well, actually, heh,
maybe I'll introduce you.

1278
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:16,645
We should go back.
No way. Oh, man.

1279
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:29,406
Excuse me, coming through.

1280
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,001
Pick up your feet.
These shoes are a safety hazard.

1281
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:33,480
Keep it moving.

1282
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,441
Wanna dance?

1283
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,051
Captain Emmett.

1284
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,121
Cooper, what are you doing here?
I'm so glad you're here.

1285
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:45,766
I knew you would believe me.
I told you to go home.

1286
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:48,367
No, you're not gonna need
your weapon right now.

1287
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:50,606
What are you doing?

1288
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:06,205
You don't follow orders, do you?

1289
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:09,286
Well, maybe you will now.
Outside, quickly and quietly.

1290
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:11,927
I don't believe this.
Just relax.

1291
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,451
I trusted you.

1292
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:16,889
My father trusted you.

1293
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,964
We're just going outside
to find someplace to talk.

1294
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:23,088
Don't make me use this.

1295
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:27,401
Ladies and gentleman,
Miss Teresa Cortez!

1296
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,604
Come on.
Aah!

1297
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:50,250
First of all,
I want to thank everyone for coming.

1298
01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:53,086
Second of all, Elsa Munez,
I hope you're watching on YouTube...

1299
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:57,291
because you weren't invited. And you
won't be until you apologize to Patricia.

1300
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:01,321
All right, party people.
Now it's time for the surprise dance.

1301
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:05,765
Let's go. Let's go.

1302
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:11,886
Teresa!

1303
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,923
Hey, what do you think you're doing?

1304
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,447
Are we alone?

1305
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:32,125
Where are your men?

1306
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:33,361
Enjoying the party.

1307
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:38,800
Out of the way!

1308
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,126
Aah!
Shouldn't have been this hard.

1309
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:45,129
You were supposed to go to Riva's...

1310
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:47,687
write in your little notebook,
and leave.

1311
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:49,490
But you just had to show up early.

1312
01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:52,331
You're working for a drug lord.
You're killing people.

1313
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:53,726
See, that's your problem.

1314
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:55,769
You're too by-the-book.

1315
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,531
There are cops that understand
the gray area...

1316
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,603
and cops who have to be eliminated.

1317
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,325
And not everybody wants to die...

1318
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,166
a poor, happy Boy Scout
like your father.

1319
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:12,841
That make you feel better?
No, but this does!

1320
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,403
You just got Coopered, bitch!

1321
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:28,408
What do you think that you're...?

1322
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:32,085
Get out of the way!

1323
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:35,041
Come on. Relax, carino.

1324
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:46,209
You could be anywhere
in the world right now.

1325
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:48,810
Why did you come back?

1326
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:52,526
Well...

1327
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:56,965
like you said:

1328
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,649
"Family is everything."

1329
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:04,569
And you took mine away from me.

1330
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,125
You killed my brother...

1331
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:11,448
Well, the good news is
you're about to see him again.

1332
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,007
Drop your weapon!

1333
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:34,281
Your brother was a coward...

1334
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,808
crying like a baby.

1335
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:41,722
He begged for his life.

1336
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,129
Now you will do the same.

1337
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:48,486
Never.

1338
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:07,041
Vicente Cortez, you're under arrest...

1339
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:11,371
for murder and attempted murder,
and I'll figure out the rest later.

1340
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,246
Miss Riva.

1341
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:18,761
Put the gun down.

1342
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,968
If you pull that trigger,
you'll go to jail for the rest of your life.

1343
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:28,170
Think about what you're doing.

1344
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:32,529
He killed my brother.

1345
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,128
He killed the only family I had.

1346
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:37,644
I can't let him live.

1347
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,843
And I can't let you kill him.

1348
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:47,084
Don't make me stop you.

1349
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,928
I'm asking you for the last time.

1350
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:52,569
Put the gun down.

1351
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:12,164
You won't regret this. I promise.

1352
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:33,127
Are you kidding me?
What?

1353
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:37,807
You made me not kill him
so that you get to kill him?

1354
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,570
I get to kill him?

1355
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:40,966
I just saved your life!

1356
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:43,970
I have been waiting for 6 years
for this moment...

1357
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:46,003
and you come at the last second
and ruin it?

1358
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:47,810
I just took a bullet for you!

1359
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,890
You took a bullet for me?
It went right through you and hit me!

1360
01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:54,203
Because your stupid little skinny arms
cannot even stop a bullet!

1361
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:55,447
Wait a second.
What?

1362
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:57,005
I got shot?

1363
01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:59,163
I got shot.
Yeah, you little cucaracha.

1364
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,203
Oh, my God. I didn't even feel it.

1365
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:03,129
You need to sit down.
Okay.

1366
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:05,561
It's gonna be okay. Just sit down.

1367
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:10,486
Come here, Cooper.
Ugh. Ow.

1368
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:14,691
It's not that bad, you're gonna be fine.
You're gonna be fine, Cooper.

1369
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:16,961
Rose.

1370
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:18,366
What?

1371
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,604
My name is Rose.

1372
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,611
Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.

1373
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:28,404
Just hold it there.

1374
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,970
Officer Cooper here for a Bravo 6971.

1375
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,288
You're Cooper? The Cooper?

1376
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:47,605
Yes, but let me explain.

1377
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:51,845
That civilian came out of nowhere
and said, "Shotgun," and I did not know...

1378
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,644
You took down Vicente Cortez!

1379
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,121
Oh, yes, that is me.

1380
01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:57,367
So nice to meet you.

1381
01:19:58,040 --> 01:19:59,201
Nice to meet you too.

1382
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:00,680
I heard you took a bullet.

1383
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,644
She did not take a bullet.

1384
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:05,042
She just slowed it down.

1385
01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:06,561
Hello, Miss Riva.

1386
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:07,921
You gotta be kidding me.

1387
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:10,521
You look like a sexy traffic cone.

1388
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:13,246
I do not believe
they'll gonna let you leave in that outfit.

1389
01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:17,206
Oh, no? What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna call a 10-545?

1390
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:19,368
Or, a 75-49?

1391
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:20,607
Okay, all right.

1392
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,490
One for the road, honey.

1393
01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:25,411
Ay, Brenda, Brenda, Brenda.

1394
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,968
Mm.

1395
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:29,770
I'm going to miss you.

1396
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,088
Don't forget everything I taught you.

1397
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:34,408
First is the toner and then...

1398
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,921
the sunscreen.
The sunscreen. I remember!

1399
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:39,970
Ciao, Jimmy!
Ciao, ciao.

1400
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:41,844
God, I'm gonna miss her.

1401
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:45,442
Get your ass back in that cell!

1402
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:47,246
Thank you.

1403
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:50,251
Well, seems like you did
very well for yourself.

1404
01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:54,843
Well, I am the lady who knows the lady
who took down Vicente Cortez.

1405
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:58,123
I had a bird, I had the Time Warner...

1406
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:00,482
Actually, I'm kind of, like, annoyed...

1407
01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:04,048
that they only gave me 3 months
for obstructing your justice.

1408
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,242
Maybe now you'll be
on the straight and narrow.

1409
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,647
Please, I'm always going to have
some curves.

1410
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:12,126
Well, there's one thing
you're gonna need either way:

1411
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:14,961
The right pair of shoes.
Aah!

1412
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:18,085
How did you...?

1413
01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:20,248
Must have gotten lost in evidence.

1414
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:24,722
I can't believe that you broke
your little book of rules for me.

1415
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:26,046
All right, keep it down.

1416
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,841
Exactly how many times
did you broke the rules?

1417
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:31,008
I mean, exactly how many pairs of times?

1418
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:34,005
Well, I got you the sparkly stilettos
to go out...

1419
01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:36,004
the sparkly stilettos to stay in...

1420
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:37,924
and, of course, the corky wedges.

1421
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:40,842
I mean, I could kiss you right now.

1422
01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:43,242
But I remember that was not
your strong suit.

1423
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:44,647
Please don't.

1424
01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,721
You know, you seem different now.

1425
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:50,644
I do? How?

1426
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:52,327
Taller.

1427
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:54,001
Mm.

1428
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:03,321
Oh, look at you. You're such
a badass now, breaking all the rules.

1429
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:06,291
I'll have you know, too,
I've also broken some other rules.

1430
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:08,409
I'm breaking a 10-66 right now.

1431
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,568
Oh, harboring a fugitive?

1432
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:18,203
Can't just tap the brake, can you sweetheart?
Sorry, honey.

1433
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:20,684
Oh!

1434
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:21,927
What is he doing here?

1435
01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:24,488
We're keeping our relationship
a little bit under the radar.

1436
01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:27,889
We're not ready to go public yet.
Hola, cowboy.

1437
01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:32,841
All right, all right. And technically
he is not a fugitive. I helped him get off.

1438
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,644
Oh, I'm sure you did.

1439
01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:36,211
That's disgusting.

1440
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:38,847
Somebody's getting Coopered.

1441
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:40,201
All right, cut it out.

1442
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,763
Okay, I might've Coopered him a little.

1443
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:56,481
Clap it.

1444
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:07,650
Now tell me why that bag's so heavy!

1445
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:09,683
Hold on, Reese.
We're checking something.

1446
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:12,082
God, I was giving
the performance of a lifetime.

1447
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:15,200
Or, I could drive you.

1448
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,407
Sorry! Sorry! Okay.

1449
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:21,080
Oh, yeah. It's there.
He left. I think he left.

1450
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:24,284
I'll get you... Seriously, motherf...

1451
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:26,602
Shoot! Shoot!
I'm shooting at him!

1452
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,808
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

1453
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,925
So if you want to take me
to Dallas to die, take me.

1454
01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:38,521
But you're taking me with my...

1455
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:40,006
big bag.

1456
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:42,680
What is my word?

1457
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:44,882
We need to find something of clothes.
Yes.

1458
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:47,327
No, that's not the line.
Still rolling!

1459
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:54,207
You see, once a month
my uterus shreds...

1460
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:56,050
Yep, her uterus.

1461
01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:57,361
It shreds, huh?

1462
01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:01,690
It must hurt. Does that hurt?
I'm just saying...

1463
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:05,566
I wouldn't let the fact that I have
a little cuca get in the way of my dream.

1464
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:07,285
That means "a dream." One second.

1465
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,090
Of your DVD?
I forgot.

1466
01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:11,291
Here's a blanket.

1467
01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:13,727
Oh, my God!

1468
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:17,003
What, a hot girl can't read the whole...

1469
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:24,121
I had a stroke.

1470
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,569
Now you're mouthing the words.

1471
01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:45,127
No, that doesn't make any sense.

1472
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:49,129
Why do you look like you're in Menudo?

1473
01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:51,129
Well, why do you look like Bruno Mars?

1474
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:53,209
Why do you look like Marc Anthony?

1475
01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:54,487
Let me do it again.

1476
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:55,886
Here.

1477
01:24:57,480 --> 01:24:58,527
You...

1478
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:01,125
I have a better idea.

1479
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:04,201
Your hair.

1480
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:07,768
Every time you come up,
your hair is different.

1481
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Who are you talking to?

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01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:14,762
I can't remember my next line.

1483
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:16,761
What's my next line?

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Oh, yeah, right.