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Man: 3, 2, 1.

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3, 2, 1, let go

3
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somewhere deep inside,
i know you hit my love

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i can't find the fingerprints,
you were wearing gloves

5
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it's not among the things
you stuck up on the shelf

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did you hide it in the closet
to keep for someone else?

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can you feel?

8
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our love is shining
like the sun

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you'll always be the one

10
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i'll never let you go, dear

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our love is written
in the stars

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i'll never be far away

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never let go

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Maggie: well, i'm just paying
attention to you. I am not hovering.

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Lloyd: okay.

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You're always
gonna be my baby.

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Let's go.
I'm not ready.

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H-How can you not be ready?
I'm not ready yet.

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take me as i am
'cause you got me either way

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i don't want to be the broken
one you put up on display

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all the scars
beneath your sleeves

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where you wear
your heart out

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let it show

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let it go

25
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our love is shining
like a sun

26
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you'll always be the one

27
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i'll never let you go, dear

28
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our love is written
in the stars

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i'll never be far away

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never let go

31
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let go, let go, let go

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our love is shining
like the sun

33
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you've always been the one

34
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i'll never let you go, dear

35
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our love is written
in the stars

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i'll never be far away

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never let go

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our love is shining
like the sun

39
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you've always been the one

40
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i'll never let you go, dear

41
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our love is written
in the stars

42
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i'll never be far away,
never let go

43
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never let go

44
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never let go

45
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H-Hover?
You think i hover?

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You've always been, like,
hovering over me.

47
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3, 2, 1, let go

48
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Maggie: lloyd.

49
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Lloyd.

50
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Lloyd, lloyd,
what are you doing?

51
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What are you thinking?

52
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Do you love your mommy?
Did you wear your seat belt?

53
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Are we here?

54
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

55
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Hang on, hang on.

56
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Stay there.
I'm comin' to get you!

57
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Can i take
the blindfold off yet?

58
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No!
Get out of the car!

59
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Okay, walk.

60
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There's a curb there. Step back.
All right. Oh. All right.

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And...and...

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Happy birthday!

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Yeah.

64
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We're gonna have
the best day!

65
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Come on!

66
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Look at this! Isn't this
the best place on earth?

67
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Yeah, it's something.

68
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Come on! Oh, tattoos!
Let's get matching tattoos.

69
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Oh, yes, that's just what
i've always wanted.

70
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Really?

71
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No! Not really.

72
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Happy birthday!
Yeah.

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Got it.
All right.

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Look here.

75
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You've taken enough pictures
to fill a wedding album.

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Will you stop?
I have not taken nearly enough.

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It smells like a sku...
is there a skunk?

78
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A what?
It smells like a skunk.

79
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Come on.
You don't smell that?

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It's just weed.
It's nothing...

81
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Oh, god.
There's nothing wrong with it.

82
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What's left after this?

83
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Prom, then graduation,
and then you're gone!

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You're gone!

85
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And all i'm gonna have left
are these photos.

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Mom...

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Photos that i am
gonna flip through

88
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In that dark house alone.

89
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It's just college.
I'm going to college.

90
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If i get in
and if i get a scholarship.

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I'm not signing up for a tour
of duty in the middle east.

92
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But then you're gonna meet
a nice girl.

93
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Don't you understand?

94
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You're gonna go get married
in minnesota.

95
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Mom, i think you're getting
a little bit ahead of yourself.

96
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Then kids!
Ah, then kids.

97
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And then you're not gonna
have time for your mom.

98
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Well, if you're lucky,
i'll turn out to be gay.

99
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We're gonna take
some of these.

100
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What are we doing?

101
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Oh, these are great.

102
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Right?
I can't even...

103
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Oh, yeah.

104
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Oh, what the...
put this on.

105
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This is not...
this is clearly not a man's hat.

106
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This is very good,
very good.

107
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I think i look like
lady gaga right now.

108
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This is me.
This is so me. Look!

109
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This is... what's this called,
a "selfie"?

110
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Yeah.

111
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And now...
now what?

112
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...it's time to come out.
Come out of... what?

113
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Ooh! Okay, all right,
sorry.

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What are you,
too busy playing dress-Up

115
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To watch where
you're walking...

116
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Sheila? I'm sorry.
It was an accident.

117
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Listen, we were just
kidding around.

118
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We're just hanging out.
It's all right.

119
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Just an accident.
Sorry.

120
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Aw, does your mommy fight
all your battles for ya?

121
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Okay.

122
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Why don't you just leave my son
alone, you big loser?

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Okay. All right, mom. Let's go.
Let's just...

124
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Mom, let's... let's go.
Hey, lady...

125
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Get your faggot son
and get outta here

126
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Before we make you
get outta here.

127
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Let's... let's do that.
Let's go.

128
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You're right.
We should just go.

129
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Mom!

130
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Yeah. Hit a woman.

131
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That always
turns out well.

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Uh...

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Excuse me!

134
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Oh, my god!

135
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So, you had to slap him.
Oh, my god. Run! Run! Run!

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I'm running as fast
as i can, mom!

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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Gotta go. Go! Go! Go!

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That way! That way!
That way! That way!

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Uh...honey, go! Go!
Come here. Come here. This way.

140
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This way. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Okay, okay.

141
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You all right?

142
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Yeah, fine.

143
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I'm fi...
mom? Mom?

144
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I'm fi... i'm fine.
I'm fine.

145
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Maggie: here we go.

146
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You're gonna scare...

147
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Oh, come on, mom.
Look away.

148
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There's nowhere
for me to look

149
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That i'm remotely
comfortable with.

150
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All right, miss cooper.
These are painkillers.

151
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Only take two a day.
Oh, drugs?

152
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I don't know about drugs.

153
00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,563
You know, i try to keep my body
in a harmonious, earthy balance.

154
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That's good to hear,
miss cooper.

155
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Every day i make myself
a green smoothie.

156
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Just all the green stuff
from my...organic garden.

157
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I just take that stuff
and i just throw it in there

158
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Like pea pods and broccoli
and kale

159
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And quenoah.

160
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I think that's quinoa.
Mmm.

161
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Quinoa, too.

162
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Yes, yes.
Yeah.

163
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Eating healthy is important.
Mm-Hmm.

164
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You need to make sure you're
balancing it with exercise.

165
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Are you exercising?
Oh, yeah.

166
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I go to the gym so much
that they're like,

167
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"Maggie cooper, get out!"

168
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I do yoga and pilates
and yogalates.

169
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You know what else i do?
Pole dancing.

170
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I love to pole dance.

171
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I go up and down that pole.
I just love it.

172
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Miss cooper, you need to take
this seriously, okay?

173
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Oh, yeah.
Yes.

174
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Mm-Hmm.

175
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My mother passed away
last year, okay?

176
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Ah.
From a stroke.

177
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She had just a few
anxiety attacks before

178
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For warning signs, okay?

179
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So we need
to take this seriously.

180
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Okay.
Okay.

181
00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:02,883
Yeah, all good.

182
00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,689
His mother?
I, mm, told you not to.

183
00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,391
His damn mother?
I warned you.

184
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Oh, my god. That was awful.
Get the car.

185
00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:13,861
What?

186
00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,696
Get the car! Let's go!
All right.

187
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We're out of here.
Give me these.

188
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You know, i think you were winning
him over there at the end.

189
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Ma'am?

190
00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:29,643
Don't call me "ma'am"!

191
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Excuse me!

192
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Always prepared.

193
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What would i do
without you?

194
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I don't know.

195
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Aww, you know what?
These pills don't work, though.

196
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They just are...

197
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Okay. Here we go.

198
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You know you're wearing
a hospital gown, right?

199
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,550
Excuse me.

200
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,851
What up, boy?
Hey!

201
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,820
Happy birthday, dude!

202
00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,721
You know, i almost didn't
recognize you

203
00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:15,789
Without the dick
in your face.

204
00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,224
What up, dude?

205
00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:18,659
Later, douche!

206
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,711
That is great.

207
00:09:21,911 --> 00:09:23,864
Happy birthday!

208
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,966
Oh, thanks, fitch.
Thanks a lot, man.

209
00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,101
Yeah, promise
i won't hug you.

210
00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:29,019
She treats me
like i'm 10 years old.

211
00:09:29,219 --> 00:09:30,938
Yeah, dude, this is a bad one.
I know.

212
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,039
But at least she cares.

213
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,640
Yeah, she cares
a little bit too much.

214
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,044
There's another dick in my face.
I give up.

215
00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,847
Lloyd: i have a question
for you.

216
00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,049
How in the world
did you find the time

217
00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,686
To plaster those awful
pictures of me all over school?

218
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,521
What pictures?

219
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:48,856
The one... come on.

220
00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,791
Who else was with me
at the dentist?

221
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:51,859
Nobody.
It was just you.

222
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,494
What happened
at the dentist?

223
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,629
They're the pictures of me
when i have the...

224
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,097
The, like, gauze stuffed
in my mouth?

225
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,465
Aren't they great?!

226
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,100
Yeah, no. They're awful.
Come on!

227
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,935
They're embarrassing.
That... did everybody laugh?

228
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,137
At me.
They were laughing at me.

229
00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:05,372
Well, it's kind of fun.
That's like a love thing.

230
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,640
No, it was rough.

231
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,675
Oh, i'm so sorry.
It was a lot of that.

232
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:09,943
On your 17th birthday.
I know.

233
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,011
This should be
a great day.

234
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,746
It should be, but it wasn't.
I'm so...

235
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:13,847
It was... it was hard.

236
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,516
Let's pause for a moment
and remember the day,

237
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,186
For me, the moment
you popped out of my cooch.

238
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,420
Oh, god!

239
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,455
Wish time.

240
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,990
Okay. All right.

241
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,091
All right.

242
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,694
Okay.
Okay.

243
00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:28,729
One wish.
Mm-Hmm.

244
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,063
And i have to be in it.

245
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,832
You are. Okay.

246
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,968
Yay! Happy birthday.

247
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,070
Oh, i didn't get it.
I didn't get it!

248
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,555
I didn't get it.
One more.

249
00:10:38,755 --> 00:10:40,315
Can we be done, please?
Done?

250
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,029
It's just...
it's too much, mom.

251
00:10:42,229 --> 00:10:43,744
I love you so much.
Okay, ready?

252
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,212
Happy birthday. Okay.
Okay.

253
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:48,048
Okay. All right. Okay, you ready?
Yeah. Yeah. Mm-Hmm.

254
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,850
Three, two, one.
Two, one. Okay.

255
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,018
Okay.

256
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:54,254
We're still doing that,
but... okay.

257
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,195
Uh, i think you need
to check the printer.

258
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,397
This...
this printed very light.

259
00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:04,898
Will you check on that?

260
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,800
Yeah, sure.
Thanks.

261
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,702
Uh, satisfactory, fitch.

262
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,571
Story of my life.

263
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,272
And that was beautiful,
lloyd.

264
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,574
Thank you.

265
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,876
Do you write a lot of poetry?
No.

266
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,045
You know,
you should do it more often.

267
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,246
Poetry?

268
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,715
Faggot!

269
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,567
At least he can read

270
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,186
And write, brad.

271
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,822
Carrie, what do i need
to write for, okay?

272
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:29,890
Look at me.

273
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,959
I got a body
built for success.

274
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,644
And an i.Q. Lower
than room temperature.

275
00:11:34,844 --> 00:11:37,330
Yeah? Well,
that didn't stop ryan lochte.

276
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,602
Ew. Really?
Gross, brad.

277
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,004
Lloyd, did you submit anything
to the fine arts assembly?

278
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:44,905
No.

279
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,073
Well, now you have.

280
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,874
You're going to read this.

281
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:48,942
No, i can't.

282
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,960
You've gotta share this
with as many people as possible.

283
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,979
The thing is, uh, is... is...
is lloyd can't do crowds.

284
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,147
No.
Really, though.

285
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,650
Just think about it.

286
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,118
Okay, guys,
see you all next time.

287
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,660
So, um, you think
i could maybe

288
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,196
Read some of
your stuff sometime?

289
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,530
I really like poetry.

290
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,234
Uh, no, no.
No, i-It... it's not good.

291
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:18,905
I don't... i don't like, um,
like showing it to anybody.

292
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,124
Much less
reading it out loud.

293
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,143
I ca... i can't.
Well, um...

294
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:27,114
If you change your mind,
let me know.

295
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,083
Thanks, lloyd.

296
00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:49,336
Yeah, sure, drew.

297
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,100
Oh.
Hey.

298
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,218
Thank you.

299
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,953
Are you seeing anyone?

300
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:07,821
No.

301
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,539
When was your first kiss?

302
00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:10,965
What... what is this?

303
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,392
Do you wanna be kissed?

304
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,860
No.
Okay.

305
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,378
Okay.

306
00:13:15,578 --> 00:13:16,697
You good?

307
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,132
Oh, yeah.
I get it. Okay.

308
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,072
I am not here.
Just cleaning.

309
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:29,109
Just got stuff to do.

310
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,014
What do you think about
when you...

311
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,751
Okay, that's gross.

312
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,069
That is not okay
to talk about.

313
00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:40,387
We cannot talk
about that, okay?

314
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,955
Got it, okay. Okay.

315
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,491
We don't have to talk about it.
No, we don't.

316
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,277
I'm just gonna ask you, though.
Do you...dust?

317
00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:50,063
I'm not gonna...
i don't wanna talk about...

318
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,164
Masturbate... with you.

319
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,665
Okay. Got it.
I'm not even gonna...

320
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:53,967
That is cool.
I am totally out.

321
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,101
...dignify that question
with a response.

322
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,836
Okay.

323
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:01,241
Too loud.

324
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,327
I'm so sorry.
I'm... i'm so sorry. It's...

325
00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:06,838
If you like boys,
i'm totally into that.

326
00:14:07,038 --> 00:14:09,349
If i what?
I would support that 100%.

327
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,684
Okay.

328
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,320
In my sophomore year,
i had a thing with a girl.

329
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,421
I know. Mindy.
Mindy!

330
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,156
I know.
You listened! God.

331
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,391
I've heard the story
so many times.

332
00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,826
The beautiful thing
about girl-On-Girl action,

333
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,362
And boy-On-Boy...
they know what they're doing. Okay, okay. No.

334
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,347
There wouldn't be, like,
a minute of, like,

335
00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:26,333
"Hey, don't touch that.
That's not a button."

336
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,667
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mom? Mom? Mom?

337
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,002
Can i just do my homework,
please?

338
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:29,903
There's nothing wrong

339
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,888
With being a little wild
and free in your youth.

340
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,098
I just wanna get to know you
a little bit better.

341
00:14:34,298 --> 00:14:36,309
Okay, then join the pta
like all the other moms.

342
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,645
Okay! I can do that!

343
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,147
Not really.

344
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,548
God, i love you!
That's a great idea.

345
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,450
No! Mom, no!

346
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:06,039
Make sure that everybody
is checking...

347
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,609
Hey, ladies! Maggie cooper.
Sorry i'm late.

348
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,713
As i was saying,

349
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,149
Prom will be here sooner
than you can believe!

350
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,451
Clap, clap, clap!

351
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:20,370
And, of course,
i am keeping track

352
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:23,090
Of your mandatory
volunteer hours.

353
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,359
I'm looking at you, norma.
You have to build the hours up.

354
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,962
I've noticed that your checklist
has been down.

355
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,166
Oh, for goodness sake,

356
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,502
Is that a diaphragm
on our beautiful table?

357
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,238
It's all good.
Just gonna take notes.

358
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,942
I'm looking forward to
everybody's decoration ideas.

359
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,228
I know last year a lot of us
were in a slump,

360
00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,514
So i know this year
you are going to wow me,

361
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:48,915
And i'm very excited.

362
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,034
Now, don't forget
to please make sure

363
00:15:51,234 --> 00:15:53,153
You are on the correct
e-Mail lists

364
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,354
For your respective committees.

365
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,956
And if all of you
haven't signed up

366
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,191
As chair of committees

367
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,695
And roped in every single parent
from every single class,

368
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:05,215
It will be noted
by barbara wolfe.

369
00:16:05,415 --> 00:16:08,735
Excuse me.
Who's barbara wolfe?

370
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,340
I am barbara wolfe!

371
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,543
Dr. Barbara sloan
huntington wolfe

372
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,746
Of the pasadena
sloan huntingtons!

373
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,748
All good.

374
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,019
Namaste.

375
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,922
This meeting is adjourned.

376
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,158
Has robert completed
his zimmerman applications?

377
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,811
I hear it is due at the end
of the month.

378
00:16:35,011 --> 00:16:37,464
Yes, and the, uh, peterson
and the o'reilly.

379
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,132
Oh! Good for robert.

380
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,883
Oh, did you
fill out the f.F.E.L.?

381
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,635
Yes, and the l.E.A.P.
And the s.S.I.G.

382
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,437
Oh, my carrie's
in the same boat.

383
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,089
God help me,
it is like pulling teeth

384
00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:47,916
To get her to
finish these things.

385
00:16:48,116 --> 00:16:49,743
Well,
hasn't she taken the sats?

386
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,044
National merit scholar.

387
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,096
Barbara!
That's wonderful.

388
00:16:53,296 --> 00:16:54,948
Oh!
I bet you guys didn't know

389
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,784
That her little melanie
had to file for fafsa.

390
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:58,919
No.

391
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,887
Yes.

392
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,422
They aren't doing well?

393
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,358
There's no shame in filing
for financial aid, is there?

394
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,326
Both: no.

395
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,527
No, of course not,
sweetheart.

396
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,645
Well, damn.

397
00:17:08,845 --> 00:17:09,563
Excuse me?

398
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,632
Sorry. I forget
where i am sometimes.

399
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,567
Sorry about that.
Maggie cooper.

400
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,669
How you guys doin'?

401
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,572
Um, i'm lloyd's mom.

402
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:20,607
Our kids are frie...
maybe you...

403
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,042
Your kids are friends
with my son, lloyd?

404
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,228
What activities
does he do?

405
00:17:25,428 --> 00:17:27,214
What activities
are there?

406
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,400
Um, clubs, athletics,
extracurriculars...

407
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,586
Student government,
debate, mathletes.

408
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,155
He reads a lot.

409
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,740
Well, then he's probably not
friends with our children.

410
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:40,326
Well, i'm here to change that!
That's what i'm doing!

411
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:42,262
I am here to volunteer
for stuff.

412
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,363
I can be
on prom committee.

413
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,098
I just wanna be more involved
in his school

414
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,833
Before he leaves
for college, you know?

415
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,535
So, uh, sign me up.
Whatcha got?

416
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,637
If we need something,
i'll let you know.

417
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,055
So what do you guys
wanna do now?

418
00:17:52,255 --> 00:17:53,473
Wanna go get a drink?

419
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,827
Okay, wh-What you're going to do
is show up next week,

420
00:17:58,027 --> 00:18:00,947
On time, sit down quietly,
preferably by the door,

421
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:04,217
So i can ask you to leave if
you cause another disturbance.

422
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,804
Maggie: those bitches.
Norma: the nerve.

423
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,422
Just because lloyd's
a little bookish

424
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,158
Doesn't mean their kids are any better.
Exactly.

425
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:13,260
But it did get me thinking,
though,

426
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,328
What am i gonna do
about lloyd's financial aid?

427
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,696
Do you know
how much college is?

428
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:17,564
A hundred grand.

429
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,269
I thought it was like 30.

430
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,438
What am i gonna do if he gets
into an ivy league school?

431
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,774
You really want him going
some far away from home?

432
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:28,942
No, i do not.

433
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,677
I gotta get creative.

434
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,145
I gotta think.

435
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,147
There are scholarships
available,

436
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,215
But the competition
is fierce.

437
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,084
It's a shame he's not
a minority.

438
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,737
They have tons of
scholarships for minorities.

439
00:18:41,937 --> 00:18:45,391
Latino, african american,
women, amputees,

440
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:48,361
Albinos,
pacific islanders.

441
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,564
Ah, i should've married ray!
Ugh!

442
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,400
Ray? Who's ray?

443
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,570
He is a samoan guy that i dated
in high school.

444
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,607
That dude could bend my legs
over my head.

445
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:01,608
You are my hero.

446
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,143
Lloyd would be
half pacific islander.

447
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,245
Should've married ray,
not max.

448
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,348
They even have scholarships
for gays.

449
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,517
Really?

450
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,353
You know, i can't figure out
if lloyd is gay or straight.

451
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,588
And can you believe he won't
talk to me about it?

452
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,707
Would you have a problem
if he was?

453
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,826
Are you kidding me?
I'd be thrilled.

454
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,661
Why?

455
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,129
Because he'd be the only man

456
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,664
Who never left me
for another woman.

457
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,299
You know how great
that would be?

458
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,734
He'd be just with me
all the time.

459
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:31,738
Oh, my god. My gay son and me
going purse shopping.

460
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,239
How great would that be?

461
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:34,941
I could be walking down
the street,

462
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,443
Going to the theater
with my gay son,

463
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,745
Like, "what are you doing?"
"Oh, just going to the theater!

464
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,580
"This is my gay son.
He's taking me to the theater!

465
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,782
He's taking me to the opera!
I'm going to the opera with my gay son!"

466
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,067
Just walkin'...
i didn't even know you liked the opera.

467
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,353
I have never been to the opera,
and i would hate it,

468
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,255
But i would be there
with my gay son.

469
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:50,223
And that would be
so great.

470
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,226
My son's not gay.
He doesn't like pesto.

471
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,628
Yeah, he's so not gay.

472
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,148
Relax, man,
you're making me nervous.

473
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,967
She's nowhere in sight.
Yeah, not yet.

474
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,218
i love you

475
00:21:09,418 --> 00:21:10,270
and i love you

476
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,604
let me sing this song

477
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,740
oh, baby,
it's a big, wide world

478
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,274
it's a big, wide world

479
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:16,926
Lloyd,
are you ready?

480
00:21:17,126 --> 00:21:18,378
Um, i'm really nervous.

481
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,380
Well, i'm very proud of you
for doing this.

482
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,988
Let's give them another round
of applause.

483
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,423
Wasn't that amazing?

484
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,426
Who knew we had so much talent
at this school?

485
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,428
Next up,
you know them well...

486
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,430
It's the girls' dance squad.

487
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,776
Just take a breath,
you'll be fine.

488
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,010
Your poem is beautiful.

489
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,146
You got this.

490
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,481
Oh, okay.
Deep breaths.

491
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,552
Okay, um, next up
we've got a poem

492
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,572
From mrs. Moore's english class.

493
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:23,976
You'll be fine.
I can't.

494
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,712
Come on!

495
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,517
Come out here.

496
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,884
Brad: douche bag, come out!
He'll be fine.

497
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,287
Hey, kid, come on.

498
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,055
He's coming.
Sometime today.

499
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,760
Seriously.
Oh!

500
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,429
Sorry! Love you!

501
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:45,098
Just go up to the mic
right there.

502
00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:47,600
Hey, pretty boy!

503
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,737
Okay, okay.

504
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,008
Hey, junior.

505
00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:02,849
Young woman: what is he doing?
Come on, lloyd.

506
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,685
Spit it out! Young man: come on, shakespeare.
Show us what you got!

507
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:12,792
Get off the stage,
queer!

508
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,131
Mom?

509
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:22,251
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

510
00:23:22,451 --> 00:23:24,637
Now it's a talent show.

511
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,407
Go ahead. Just take a breath.
Take a breath.

512
00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:28,441
Just hold up. Just don't go anywhere.
Brad: oh, my god. Look at her gold shoes!

513
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:31,477
Maggie: everyone, shut up.

514
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:34,547
My son is going to read a poem.
Go ahead, lloyd.

515
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:35,715
Did your mom
bring your bottle?!

516
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,633
Who is that?

517
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,352
Who's that? Hmm?

518
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,588
Oh. Oh, yeah, it's you.

519
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,457
Yeah, well, you are ruining it
for everyone, okay?

520
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:45,825
Stand up, show yourself.
Let's see you.

521
00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:48,427
Yeah, you think it's okay
to call people names,

522
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:49,495
You little turd?

523
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,866
You think it's okay
to call people...

524
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,668
Gay?

525
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:57,570
His poetry is beautiful.

526
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,972
It's not what you people
are writing...

527
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:01,541
Unicorns and boners.

528
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:04,877
Go to the principal's office.

529
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:08,548
The principal's office?
You don't even work here.

530
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:09,849
I can handle this,
mrs. Cooper!

531
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,552
So it's only the teachers who
can give orders around here?

532
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:13,719
Actually, yes.
That's true.

533
00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:14,687
Oh, uh, okay,
oh, please.

534
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,489
As if you'd treat barbara wolf
like this.

535
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,491
Barbara wolf would be like,
"oh, i'm gonna talk."

536
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,493
Barbara wolf would not be
on stage right now.

537
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,778
Security!
We don't know that for sure.

538
00:24:22,978 --> 00:24:25,064
I wanna say something about poetry.
Hey!

539
00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:26,666
Excuse me?
What are you doing?!

540
00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,636
Bravo!

541
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,476
Um...

542
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,549
Now, bailing your mother
out of jail, that's a first.

543
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:45,585
Used to be
the other way around.

544
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:46,886
Yeah, 17 times.

545
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:47,987
17 times, what?

546
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,257
Uh, the number of times mom
has bailed you out of jail.

547
00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:51,858
That many times?

548
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:54,360
Yeah. That i know of.

549
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,697
I was convicted once.
Public nuisance.

550
00:24:57,897 --> 00:24:59,599
I mean, really.
I'm a rock star.

551
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:03,669
That was a long, long,
long time ago, max.

552
00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:06,171
I still tour.

553
00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,674
Indian casinos.

554
00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,444
Things change.

555
00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,046
Oh, i know. I went to my first
pta meeting last week.

556
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:15,948
All right.

557
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,817
That's pretty funny.

558
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,703
Am i, uh...

559
00:25:20,903 --> 00:25:22,863
Comin' in?

560
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,824
No jail jokes.

561
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,826
I was just about...

562
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,429
Oh, yeah, i saw you forming it!
Don't even!

563
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,964
So i was thinking, like,
blond streak, black streak,

564
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,299
Blond streak, black streak.

565
00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:34,500
1987.

566
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,619
What?
You loved it.

567
00:25:36,819 --> 00:25:38,738
Mm.
It was hot.

568
00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,039
1987.

569
00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,908
Doesn't matter. It's my look.
I'm gonna rock it hard.

570
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,109
I might even do it tonight.

571
00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:45,528
I'm gonna do it
with my mustache bleach.

572
00:25:45,728 --> 00:25:47,747
Okay. Mm. All right.
I'm gonna go to bed.

573
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,616
You guys try not to get arrested
while i'm gone, okay?

574
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:51,900
Yes, dad.

575
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:52,985
Ha ha.

576
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,687
I was just gonna say...

577
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,306
Maggie:
we gotta talk about lloyd.

578
00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:14,573
Why? He's a great kid.

579
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:15,641
He is a great kid.

580
00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:17,810
I don't know how it happened,
but...

581
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:20,513
And...

582
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:23,332
Our son's gay.

583
00:26:23,532 --> 00:26:26,152
My son...gay?

584
00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:27,420
Our son.

585
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:28,855
Yeah, okay.
Our son, gay?

586
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:31,124
I don't get the gay vibe
at all from him.

587
00:26:31,324 --> 00:26:34,060
Well, see, i think that is
exactly what the problem is.

588
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,028
I think that he doesn't want
to come out

589
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,798
To his super-Hetero dad
'cause he'll disappoint you.

590
00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:43,035
I wouldn't...
i wouldn't be disappointed.

591
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,103
Are you sure about that?

592
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:46,172
Yeah, no,
i just don't think he is.

593
00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:48,874
You gotta trust a mom
on this one, okay?

594
00:26:49,074 --> 00:26:50,009
Whatever you say.

595
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:54,013
Okay. Talk to him.
Tell him you're okay with it.

596
00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:55,948
For 10 years
you've been saying,

597
00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:57,883
"I don't want you
to talk to him.

598
00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:58,951
You're a bad influence."

599
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:00,620
10 years, at least!

600
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,656
Now you want me
to talk to him?

601
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:09,362
Things change, okay?

602
00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:15,101
Okay. Okay.

603
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:19,238
Barbara:
now shoo. Go, go, please.

604
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,756
Faster.

605
00:27:20,956 --> 00:27:22,074
Maggie?

606
00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:23,959
Come here, please.

607
00:27:24,159 --> 00:27:25,845
Right there?
Yes.

608
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,613
Please.

609
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:30,716
You know, i'm sorry
that i missed your scene

610
00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:32,985
At the arts festival
the other day.

611
00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:34,520
Oh, you heard about me.

612
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,855
Stop right there.
That's fine.

613
00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:36,989
Unfortunately, i did.

614
00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:39,325
It seems that you mentioned me
to mrs. Moore?

615
00:27:39,525 --> 00:27:42,494
I get worked up sometimes.
Sorry.

616
00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:45,163
That is in the past,
it is behind me,

617
00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:47,633
And i'm just turning over
a new leaf,

618
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,319
And let's just move on
and do the prom stuff, okay?

619
00:27:50,519 --> 00:27:53,005
Mrs. Moore told me that your son
seems sensitive.

620
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,724
Yes, he is. Sensitive.

621
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:58,444
Mm, sensitive-Looking.

622
00:27:58,644 --> 00:28:00,012
Is that code?

623
00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,748
It seems that this might be
a wonderful time for your son,

624
00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,984
Who's very sensitive,
to start maybe his own club.

625
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,786
Maybe
a sensitive boys' club.

626
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:08,053
Or a gay club!

627
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:09,121
A gay club.

628
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:10,723
What would they do there?

629
00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:12,091
Needlepoint.

630
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,542
Choreography.

631
00:28:13,742 --> 00:28:14,794
Bunny: poetry?

632
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:16,996
Anything that a seamstress
would do.

633
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,130
I mean, sure. Why not?

634
00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:19,932
'Cause all the best fashion
designers are gay men,

635
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:21,634
So i would love that.

636
00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,469
He could be marc jacobs or the
next michael kors. That's true.

637
00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:25,237
He could be
on "project runway" going,

638
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,073
"Hi, guys."
I would love it.

639
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:29,842
I guess because
i'm a single mom, my son and i,

640
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,177
We hang out a lot

641
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:33,412
And we just have a really close
relationship which is...

642
00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:35,681
Maybe it's just the way it is
with gay sons,

643
00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,950
And we're probably
just gonna have, like, a...

644
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,668
Just a great life,
go off on cruises,

645
00:28:39,868 --> 00:28:41,187
And i'm sure
he'll take me to paris,

646
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:42,721
And i-I'll tell you
something else, too...

647
00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:44,056
I bet i'll be
the best dressed mom

648
00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:46,125
In the assisted-Living facility
in south beach.

649
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:47,943
He'll just park me there.
It'll be great.

650
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:49,762
Should we talk about the prom,
maybe?

651
00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:50,963
Barbara: yes.
Yeah.

652
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:52,398
Barbara wolf always feels like

653
00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:53,666
People who are sensitive

654
00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:57,436
Maybe should have
their own sensitive prom.

655
00:28:57,636 --> 00:29:01,207
Perhaps your son should have
his own gay prom.

656
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:02,275
It could be
rainbow themed!

657
00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:03,943
Or sparkles.
Oh! I love sparkles.

658
00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:05,077
These girls have great ideas
for gays.

659
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,012
My son's coming to this prom.

660
00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:08,948
He's gonna be at this prom.

661
00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:10,116
If he has a date.

662
00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:12,601
He's coming to this prom.
It's all good.

663
00:29:12,801 --> 00:29:15,087
Well, maggie, good luck
with your gay son

664
00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:17,089
Who's going to take you
to paris.

665
00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:18,224
In the meantime,

666
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,493
Maybe he should talk to you
about your hair.

667
00:29:20,693 --> 00:29:22,228
It's so nice.

668
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:23,763
Well, thank you.

669
00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:25,197
I wasn't complimenting you.
Girls?

670
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,269
Ouch!

671
00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,304
Wow!

672
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:34,140
Okay.

673
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:36,942
What is up with that?

674
00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:38,344
Unbelievable.

675
00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:40,379
They're out for me,
right?

676
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,214
Yeah.
What are you doing?

677
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:44,333
Oh, barbara wolf
finally gave me a job.

678
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,252
I get to clean up
after the meeting.

679
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:47,953
Hey, i'll see you back
at your house, right?

680
00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:51,123
Yes, please.
Bring booze.

681
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:54,293
And a tranquilizer dart.

682
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:14,547
"My name is barbara wolf.

683
00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:19,218
"President of the world
and the pta.

684
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,953
"My name is barbara wolf.

685
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:24,256
"I do not have any veins
in my body.

686
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:25,724
"My cooch is an icicle.

687
00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:26,993
"My name is barbara wolf.

688
00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:30,029
I am barbara wolf."
Ahh!

689
00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:33,566
Barbara?

690
00:30:54,587 --> 00:30:56,789
Fitch:
congratulations.

691
00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:59,592
I mean, i really wish
you would've told me yourself,

692
00:30:59,792 --> 00:31:01,026
Seriously, but congrats.

693
00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:02,244
What are you
talking about?

694
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:03,262
Your scholarship
application.

695
00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,297
They posted the finalists
this morning.

696
00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:07,333
What application?
"What application?"

697
00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:09,035
Yeah.
Come on, you big queen!

698
00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:10,569
You don't have to hide in the closet anymore.
What?

699
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,038
That's the point, right?

700
00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,306
I'm pretty confused by
your whole... your whole thing.

701
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:15,441
I don't...

702
00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:17,309
Y-You can't keep
playing it coy, man.

703
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:18,877
I don't know what this...
what are you talking about?

704
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:20,145
They posted it.
Posted what?

705
00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:25,484
God, she's trying to get me
killed. Oh, my god.

706
00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:26,986
What?

707
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:28,220
There he is!

708
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,389
Lloyd, come on up here!
What?

709
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:31,223
Come on!

710
00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:32,407
I-I think they want you

711
00:31:32,607 --> 00:31:33,392
To be in...
in prom court!

712
00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:34,977
Let's look at you.
No, no, no, no, no.

713
00:31:35,177 --> 00:31:36,562
You look great.
This is great. Help! No!

714
00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:39,365
It's 2014!
Being gay is cool now!

715
00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,434
I am so proud to welcome

716
00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:44,203
Our very first
openly gay candidate, lloyd...

717
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,271
What's your last name?

718
00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:46,639
Uh, c-C-Cooper.

719
00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:48,007
Lloyd cooper!

720
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:11,130
Hi.

721
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:13,065
Hey.
How was your day?

722
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,800
Seriously, mom?
What?

723
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,936
Don't play innocent.
I don't know what you mean.

724
00:32:18,136 --> 00:32:20,105
Prom courts?

725
00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:21,006
Yeah.

726
00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:22,241
Mom, most of the people
at this school,

727
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,175
They don't even know
who i am.

728
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,044
They do now.

729
00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,679
Also, thanks for telling
the whole school i'm gay.

730
00:32:26,879 --> 00:32:29,281
Well, i just figured.
Come on, you and fitch.

731
00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:31,483
Me and f...
what?! Fitch?!

732
00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:33,068
He's your only friend.

733
00:32:33,268 --> 00:32:34,453
So we're gay?
Yeah?

734
00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:37,523
I don't have a boyfriend.
I don't have a girlfriend.

735
00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:39,692
All i have is this

736
00:32:39,892 --> 00:32:41,193
Crazy mom.

737
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,462
That's all i have.

738
00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:50,135
All right, next?

739
00:32:50,335 --> 00:32:51,337
Hey.

740
00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:53,188
Yes, you, lloyd.

741
00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:55,040
Oh, come here.

742
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,675
Fix that.

743
00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,310
There you go.

744
00:32:58,510 --> 00:32:59,695
Thanks.

745
00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:00,880
Having fun?

746
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,749
No, not really.
This isn't really my thing.

747
00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:05,684
Yeah.
It's a shit show.

748
00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:07,019
Excuse me?

749
00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:08,120
Oh, i mean, come on.

750
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,255
Prom court, winter formal court,
sadie's, morp...

751
00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:11,824
It's all the same
boring pageant.

752
00:33:12,024 --> 00:33:14,360
You're not like the other girls,
if i'm not mistaken.

753
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,828
No.

754
00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:17,496
I can't wait for this one
to be done.

755
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,598
Then finally my crazy mom
might calm down.

756
00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:20,866
I know
what you mean there.

757
00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:23,202
My mom had a full-On
anxiety attack,

758
00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:24,636
Wouldn't admit it.

759
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:25,871
My mom hates your mom.

760
00:33:26,071 --> 00:33:27,439
I can't say i blame her
for that.

761
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,242
My mom has what i like to call
a "polarizing" personality,

762
00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:31,877
Which really
is just a nice way

763
00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:33,312
Of saying she's
probably bipolar.

764
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,997
Oh.
It's not funny.

765
00:33:35,197 --> 00:33:36,482
No, no, of course not.

766
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,951
But if it makes you feel
any better...

767
00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:42,321
Anyone who manages to piss off
my mom is good in my book.

768
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:43,422
All right.

769
00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:44,940
All right,
ladies and gentlemen,

770
00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:46,458
Should we get this
over with?

771
00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:47,393
Yes, please.

772
00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:49,561
Try not to take this all
so seriously.

773
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,897
I'll try.

774
00:33:52,097 --> 00:33:54,299
And don't be afraid to say hi
to me on campus.

775
00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:56,535
We're friends now.
Come on.

776
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:57,937
Ansel: great.

777
00:33:58,137 --> 00:34:00,205
Try to look like
you're enjoying yourselves.

778
00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:25,164
Hey.

779
00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,382
Hey.
What are you doing here?

780
00:34:27,582 --> 00:34:29,601
You asked me
to talk to him.

781
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,037
I like the red!

782
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:36,074
Right?
I look great, right?

783
00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:36,976
I like it.

784
00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,510
What are you doing?
Get...

785
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,579
Wow!
Okay, all ri...

786
00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:42,648
Okay. Oh, don't...

787
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:43,916
Why not?

788
00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:45,684
Okay, that's good.
That is so good.

789
00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:48,620
Yeah, it is so...
so soft.

790
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,222
Oh, my god.

791
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,491
Okay, all right. Come here,
i'm gonna show you something.

792
00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:53,559
Cut it out!

793
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,227
Ready?

794
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,762
Yeah, i'm ready.

795
00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,163
This!

796
00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,551
It's a nice picture.
Yeah.

797
00:35:02,751 --> 00:35:04,236
Now i need
some hobbies so...

798
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,505
So he doesn't seem like
such a nerd.

799
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:08,707
Like reading and tv,
what else does he...

800
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,209
What are you doing?

801
00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:13,212
I'm creating a profile so he
doesn't go to prom alone.

802
00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:15,214
You're creating
a fake profile

803
00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:17,182
To procure young men online
for lloyd?

804
00:35:17,382 --> 00:35:18,217
Kinda, yeah.

805
00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,219
What... have you seen
"to catch a predator"?

806
00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:22,688
It's not a fake profile
if you know the person.

807
00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,273
I'm just gonna go through
the best ones

808
00:35:24,473 --> 00:35:25,858
And just pick some guys
that could go...

809
00:35:26,058 --> 00:35:28,844
Okay, don't tell him.

810
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,630
It just seems wrong.

811
00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,599
Hey,
it's not that wrong.

812
00:35:35,868 --> 00:35:38,203
I'm gonna go talk to him.

813
00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:41,573
Knock knock!
Lloyd: yeah?

814
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:43,091
Had dinner?

815
00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:44,410
Yeah.
Perfect.

816
00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:47,779
Let's go out
for after-Dinner drinks.

817
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,381
You know i'm 17,
right?

818
00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:52,618
If my son's nearly old enough
to be shipped off to war,

819
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,703
He can have a drink
with his dad.

820
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,788
Come on, let's go.
I know a place.

821
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:04,630
Ah, christy.
Good evening.

822
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,265
Whiskey for me...

823
00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:07,900
And one for lloyd.

824
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,168
Ooh.

825
00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:10,569
We gonna do shots?

826
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:11,670
Yeah.

827
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:14,273
You know i don't drink,
right?

828
00:36:14,473 --> 00:36:15,607
Well, now you will.

829
00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:17,743
Be a naughty boy tonight.

830
00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:21,213
Yeah, this is, uh... this is
the first one, actually.

831
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,582
This is your first drink?

832
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,117
Yep.

833
00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,618
Well, there's always
gotta be a first.

834
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:27,753
Sure.

835
00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:30,589
Bottoms up, cowboys!
All right.

836
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:32,791
Thank you, cowgirl.

837
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,560
All right.

838
00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:38,731
Mmm!

839
00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:40,666
Ahh.
That's a good start.

840
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,034
Whoo!

841
00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:43,969
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

842
00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:46,371
You drank the whole thing?
Come on!

843
00:36:46,571 --> 00:36:48,574
Okay. All right, okay.
All right.

844
00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:52,678
We are not leaving this bar
until you are nice and drunk.

845
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,546
Whoo!

846
00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:56,048
Another one for me.

847
00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:58,250
You're going for another?
Oh, my god!

848
00:36:58,450 --> 00:36:59,718
And we are gonna talk...

849
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:02,020
And drink,

850
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,591
And you are gonna love it,
god damn it.

851
00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,893
Be right back.
All right.

852
00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:11,163
Um...

853
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:12,364
Uh, excuse me, miss?

854
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,534
You can call me christy,
darlin'.

855
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,904
Okay, uh, christy,
when you poor our shots,

856
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:21,306
Can you water mine down?

857
00:37:21,506 --> 00:37:22,775
Aw, okay.

858
00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:25,310
Like, maybe all water?

859
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:27,846
Okay, honey.
Please?

860
00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:29,815
Thank you.

861
00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:34,186
So...
so...

862
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,755
...give dad the 411.

863
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,874
Nobody says 411 anymore,
dad,

864
00:37:39,074 --> 00:37:40,993
Unless they're on
disney channel.

865
00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:43,962
All right,
current events.

866
00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:45,264
Fill me in.

867
00:37:45,464 --> 00:37:48,984
Love, life,
pursuit of happiness.

868
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:52,504
Well, steady as she goes,
i guess.

869
00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:56,275
That's it?
That's all you're giving me?

870
00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:57,843
Come on
you can talk about anything!

871
00:37:58,043 --> 00:38:00,712
You can talk about,
you know...

872
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:03,582
School, friends,
graduation,

873
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,233
Love life...

874
00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:06,876
Boyfriends.

875
00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,320
God, you too?

876
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,355
Did mom put you up to this
or something?

877
00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:13,058
No.
Absolutely no.

878
00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:14,359
Good.

879
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:15,927
But,
if you're uncomfortable...

880
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,463
No, it's n... i'm not...

881
00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:18,997
No, really, you don't have
to talk about it.

882
00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:20,566
I'm not uncomfortable
talking about it,

883
00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:22,367
I just... i hate everybody
trying to put a label on me.

884
00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:24,069
Can i just be undeclared?

885
00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:28,273
Just you and me.

886
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:34,780
Just...nothing you say
will ever be repeated.

887
00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:37,649
You do have a question.

888
00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,617
Uh...

889
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,386
Spit 'em.

890
00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:44,322
How did you know
you were straight?

891
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:47,092
Well,
that's a good question.

892
00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:54,266
I guess i just knew.

893
00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:57,369
Did you ever experiment
or anything?

894
00:38:57,569 --> 00:39:00,972
Guys hit on me all the time.
I mean, for years.

895
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,474
Really?
Yeah.

896
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,443
I mean, i... you know,
i kissed a guy once,

897
00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:08,213
And he followed me into the bathroom.
Really?

898
00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:10,449
I mean, i don't know,
but nothing really happened,

899
00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:11,650
You know?
Nothing really...

900
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:14,853
But enough to know
you don't like it.

901
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:16,588
Oh, i wouldn't say that.

902
00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:20,859
I guess i just wasn't
really attracted to guys.

903
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:23,729
Can i ask you
a personal question?

904
00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:25,430
What gives you a boner?

905
00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:29,401
Dad, i'm 17.
Everything gives me a boner.

906
00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:32,471
A slight change in the weather
gives me a boner.

907
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,139
Calculus gives me a boner.

908
00:39:34,339 --> 00:39:35,941
I'm not kidding!

909
00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:38,544
You are my son
after all.

910
00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:40,545
Not really, not quite, no.
Yes, you are! Yes!

911
00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:43,515
I'm... i'm a virgin.
Yeah.

912
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,217
Well, i knew that.
I sort of guessed that.

913
00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,920
Never even been kissed...
boy or girl.

914
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,788
No.
Nothin'.

915
00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:52,457
Oh, my god.

916
00:39:52,657 --> 00:39:56,461
By your age,
i mean, jesus.

917
00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,196
Maybe i'm just young
and idealistic,

918
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,333
But i-I think it should mean...
something.

919
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:04,936
I mean, i th... there's maybe
three people i can think of

920
00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:07,239
That i would even contemplate
sleeping with

921
00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:11,977
Who are ni... nice people,
attractive physically,

922
00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:13,779
And, yeah, one of them
happens to be a guy,

923
00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:14,913
But that doesn't mean
i'm ready

924
00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:18,500
To jump into bed with him
right away.

925
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:22,087
I don't kno... i don't know!
I don't know.

926
00:40:22,287 --> 00:40:25,457
All right. Cool.

927
00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:28,627
You're fine.

928
00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:32,731
Just relax,
take your time.

929
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,466
You'll figure it out.

930
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,802
No matter
what you do or say,

931
00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:39,838
You're not gonna change
my feelings about you.

932
00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:43,291
And i've done some bad,
terrible,

933
00:40:43,491 --> 00:40:46,545
Irresponsible things
in my life,

934
00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:49,815
And i-I'm not in a position
to judge anyone else,

935
00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:52,751
Least of all my son...

936
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:57,772
Of who i am very, very proud,
by the way.

937
00:40:57,972 --> 00:41:02,794
Thanks, dad.
That's...really good to hear.

938
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,493
Yes! Mom!

939
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:36,494
I'm in here!
Mom, mom, mom, come here!

940
00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:37,696
Yahoo!

941
00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:39,231
Look!
Look, look, look, look!

942
00:41:39,431 --> 00:41:40,465
What are you doing?

943
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:41,633
Look, look, look!
It's here!

944
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:42,734
What is that?
Read it.

945
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:44,269
Right?

946
00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:45,604
My god!

947
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,072
Yeah, you did!

948
00:41:47,272 --> 00:41:48,874
We have a good chance
at the scholarship, right?

949
00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:51,977
Of course. Yes.
Yeah, we'll make it work. Yes. Oh, god!

950
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,045
Oh, i'm so proud of you!

951
00:41:53,245 --> 00:41:54,563
Oh, i need to get
you some luggage!

952
00:41:54,763 --> 00:41:55,881
I love you! I love you.
All right?

953
00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:57,966
I love you, too.
Oh, i love you so much!

954
00:41:58,166 --> 00:42:00,051
I love you so much!
I'm so proud! Yeah!

955
00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:01,286
So proud!

956
00:42:07,893 --> 00:42:09,461
So that's it.
That's his college,

957
00:42:09,661 --> 00:42:11,863
And you gotta trust me,
and you can't get weird.

958
00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:14,299
Just go with what i do.
It's gonna be fun!

959
00:42:14,499 --> 00:42:15,701
Is there booze in here?

960
00:42:15,901 --> 00:42:17,836
Hi! Welcome to tin horn flats.
How many?

961
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,204
Oh, table for four,
please.

962
00:42:19,404 --> 00:42:20,439
You got it.
Three.

963
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:23,258
Right this way.
We're actually four.

964
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,877
What? No. Who?
What? Who's the fourth?

965
00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:28,613
Just...nothin'.
We have four people tonight.

966
00:42:28,813 --> 00:42:29,514
Maggie...

967
00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,165
Who's the fourth?

968
00:42:31,365 --> 00:42:32,817
Just a friend.

969
00:42:33,017 --> 00:42:33,752
Who?

970
00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:35,887
They stack
onion rings here.

971
00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:37,589
Hey.
Hi.

972
00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:39,724
Aww, my future
east coast resident.

973
00:42:39,924 --> 00:42:40,692
Howdy.
Max: hi.

974
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,961
Hi. Would you like me
to wait for your whole party

975
00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:44,696
To arrive
before i take your order?

976
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:45,830
Well, why don't we just get
some onion rings?

977
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:46,965
The big tall stack
of them,

978
00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:49,000
And, um, could you
get me a margarita?

979
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,036
A, just... do you have,
uh, two sizes?

980
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:52,704
Yeah.
Okay, i'll have the venti.

981
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,739
The large.
Yeah. Thank you.

982
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:55,707
Got it, right away.

983
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:56,908
Is there
someone else coming?

984
00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:58,910
Just a friend
is coming to join us.

985
00:42:59,110 --> 00:42:59,778
Yeah,
and i just wanna say

986
00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:01,513
That i didn't have anything
to do

987
00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:04,299
With orchestrating the events
that are about to occur.

988
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:07,085
I just came here to celebrate
you getting into nyu.

989
00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:09,621
Maggie, hello, darling.
You must be dad.

990
00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:11,923
And this must be lloyd.

991
00:43:12,123 --> 00:43:13,692
Hello.
Yeah, hi.

992
00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:15,026
Parker.
Lovely to meet you.

993
00:43:15,226 --> 00:43:16,495
Hi, parker.

994
00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:18,864
Do you wanna ask,
um, parker

995
00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:21,866
About, uh,
where he goes to school

996
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:24,135
Or, um, who cuts
his hair?

997
00:43:25,337 --> 00:43:26,638
Well, i go to fidm,

998
00:43:26,838 --> 00:43:29,140
And i get my hair cut
at chop chop salon.

999
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,742
What about you?

1000
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:31,943
Um...

1001
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:34,546
I cut his hair.

1002
00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:36,848
Oh!
That's nice.

1003
00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:38,817
On friday,
he did his own bangs.

1004
00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:41,520
All right. Um, well,

1005
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,154
I think i'm just gonna head over
to the restroom

1006
00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:44,823
And wash my hands
before we have dinner.

1007
00:43:45,023 --> 00:43:45,757
But you're coming back,
right?

1008
00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:47,192
Sure, mm-Hmm.

1009
00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:49,995
Is this some kind
of fix-Up date?

1010
00:43:50,195 --> 00:43:53,631
No, it is just
a gathering of friends.

1011
00:43:53,831 --> 00:43:54,766
That's it.

1012
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:55,834
No. I'm out of here.
No!

1013
00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:57,402
You can make up whatever
excuse you want,

1014
00:43:57,602 --> 00:43:58,970
I'm leaving.
I'll see you later, dad.

1015
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:00,138
Lloyd, please,
just a second!

1016
00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:03,241
Lloyd, scholarship, please!
The scholarship.

1017
00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:05,026
Just come here.

1018
00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:06,936
Just come here.

1019
00:44:07,136 --> 00:44:08,647
The scholarship rep

1020
00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:11,649
Is going to ask you questions
about your gay experience.

1021
00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:14,619
I mean, do you even
have any gay friends?

1022
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:18,339
You've got to know something
about the gay lifestyle.

1023
00:44:18,539 --> 00:44:22,060
Parker, i'm sure, is filled
with lots of insights.

1024
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:22,961
Please, will you sit,
please?

1025
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,662
Just sit down.

1026
00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:29,401
All right.

1027
00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:34,472
How bad could it get,
right?

1028
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,308
I have no idea what came over
mitchell the other day.

1029
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,945
I mean, it's not like
we're even seriously dating.

1030
00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:42,213
It's not my fault he likes to
buy me expensive things, okay?

1031
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:44,081
I mean, i feel like
i'm a pretty chill guy.

1032
00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:45,950
So then i just said
to myself, "parker,

1033
00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:48,369
"What are you so afraid of?

1034
00:44:48,569 --> 00:44:50,589
"Guys are such drama queens.

1035
00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:53,191
Take a deep breath,"
and i just said,

1036
00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:54,526
"Chop it all off.

1037
00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:56,261
Just chop this nappy weave
right off my head."

1038
00:44:56,461 --> 00:44:57,662
I'm really easygoing.

1039
00:44:57,862 --> 00:44:59,297
I'm all about
the low-Maintenance, you know?

1040
00:44:59,497 --> 00:45:00,932
Yeah, you se... you seem
very low-Maintenance.

1041
00:45:01,132 --> 00:45:03,768
That is so cute
how awkward he is!

1042
00:45:03,968 --> 00:45:04,736
Aw!

1043
00:45:04,936 --> 00:45:06,137
If you need any support

1044
00:45:06,337 --> 00:45:08,556
Or advice,
i'm here for you.

1045
00:45:08,756 --> 00:45:10,975
I'm into
really masculine guys,

1046
00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:13,011
Like, really manly guys.

1047
00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:14,613
Really manly guys.

1048
00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:16,081
Like, if i wanted to date
a girl, i would.

1049
00:45:16,281 --> 00:45:17,649
Every once in a while,

1050
00:45:17,849 --> 00:45:19,017
I find myself attracted

1051
00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:22,053
To somebody a little bit
more...androgynous.

1052
00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:23,504
Oh, jesus!

1053
00:45:23,704 --> 00:45:24,756
Dad!
My god!

1054
00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:26,892
Really?
I don't know.

1055
00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:28,760
I- He better go
to the bathroom.

1056
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:29,628
Yeah.

1057
00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:31,763
I'll help him.

1058
00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:32,831
Geez.

1059
00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:34,165
Oh, my god,
i had no idea

1060
00:45:34,365 --> 00:45:35,800
How else to get you out
of that thing.

1061
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,602
You could've just asked me
to excuse myself.

1062
00:45:37,802 --> 00:45:40,171
Well, okay, maybe that would've
been a good idea back then,

1063
00:45:40,371 --> 00:45:42,089
But i didn't do that.

1064
00:45:42,289 --> 00:45:43,808
So there. Here.
Thanks.

1065
00:45:44,008 --> 00:45:46,811
"Hi, parker." "Who are you?"
"I'm parker."

1066
00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:48,313
Ooh-Ooh-Ooh!

1067
00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:50,782
I feel dumber for having sat
through that whole thing.

1068
00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:51,950
My god, she's insane!

1069
00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:54,435
This is beautiful.
Maybe i should take it.

1070
00:45:54,635 --> 00:45:56,921
Come on, be serious.
What are we gonna do?

1071
00:45:57,121 --> 00:45:58,323
You wanna get out of here?

1072
00:45:58,523 --> 00:46:01,392
Yeah! But if we tried anything,
she'd handcuff us to the booth.

1073
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:04,395
Just how desperately do you
wanna get out of here?

1074
00:46:07,232 --> 00:46:08,600
Maggie: what's going on?

1075
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,068
Max: are you choking?
Are you okay?

1076
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:11,970
Oh, my god.
Need the heimlich?

1077
00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,872
He can speak!
What? The burger?

1078
00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:14,706
Pineapple!

1079
00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:15,640
So?
Pineapple?

1080
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,425
He's allergic
to pineapple!

1081
00:46:17,625 --> 00:46:18,985
He's not allergic
to pineapple!

1082
00:46:19,185 --> 00:46:20,345
I better take him
to the hospital.

1083
00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:22,981
Oh, man. I'll rush him
to the hospital.

1084
00:46:23,181 --> 00:46:23,915
Right.

1085
00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:26,151
This is bad!
I'll call you.

1086
00:46:28,987 --> 00:46:30,388
Oh, my god!

1087
00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:35,526
Thanks for getting me
out of that.

1088
00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:37,528
Don't kid yourself,
you owe me $2.50.

1089
00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:39,331
Wh... for getting me
out of the date?

1090
00:46:39,531 --> 00:46:42,100
And interest. You were
eyeing the steak knife.

1091
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:43,168
Yeah, i know.
I just...

1092
00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:45,069
I thought she knew me better
than that.

1093
00:46:45,269 --> 00:46:46,838
Wrong again.

1094
00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:48,173
Hey you!
Hey!

1095
00:46:48,373 --> 00:46:50,342
Fancy seeing you here.

1096
00:46:50,542 --> 00:46:52,477
Hey, uh, carrie,
this is my dad, max.

1097
00:46:52,677 --> 00:46:53,728
Hi, nice to meet you.

1098
00:46:53,928 --> 00:46:54,779
Nice to meet you.

1099
00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:56,380
Damn,
you got a hot dad, lloyd.

1100
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:57,782
That's...
not weird at all.

1101
00:46:57,982 --> 00:47:00,485
I just mean i can see where
you get your good looks from.

1102
00:47:00,685 --> 00:47:01,786
Ah.

1103
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,888
The girls and i were just
headed to the bar.

1104
00:47:04,088 --> 00:47:05,924
Why?
Peggy knows the bartender.

1105
00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:08,259
We were gonna flirt with him,
try to get some free drinks.

1106
00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:09,227
Does that really work?

1107
00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:10,729
Lloyd.
Come on!

1108
00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,997
A group of pretty girls?
It's not that hard.

1109
00:47:13,197 --> 00:47:15,266
Oh, all right.
Do you wanna come with us?

1110
00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:16,801
No, i'm actually...

1111
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,337
I'm gonna hang out
with my dad tonight.

1112
00:47:19,537 --> 00:47:22,240
Oh, okay. Well, uh,
if you wanna join,

1113
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,143
We'll be over there
getting drunk,

1114
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,245
So stop by, maybe?

1115
00:47:27,445 --> 00:47:29,047
Maybe.

1116
00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:30,665
Okay. Think about it.
All right.

1117
00:47:30,865 --> 00:47:32,283
Bye, lloyd.
Nice to meet you, dad.

1118
00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:33,318
Nice to meet you.

1119
00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:35,020
Bye, carrie.

1120
00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:36,454
Young woman:
he's really cute.

1121
00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:38,256
You sure?

1122
00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:40,291
Yeah, it's fine.
I'll see her at school.

1123
00:47:40,491 --> 00:47:41,426
She's hot.

1124
00:47:41,626 --> 00:47:43,761
Dad, come on.
What?

1125
00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:45,897
It's a little creepy.

1126
00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:49,133
Not... it's not about me,
it's all about you.

1127
00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:51,069
Eyes only for you.

1128
00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:53,037
Oh, come on.

1129
00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:54,806
Yeah.
No!

1130
00:47:55,006 --> 00:47:56,107
The way she looked at you,

1131
00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:58,176
She touched you.

1132
00:47:58,376 --> 00:47:59,444
Okay, so?

1133
00:47:59,644 --> 00:48:02,180
No, a-A casual touch by a girl
is never by accident.

1134
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,149
You're crazy.
I am not crazy.

1135
00:48:04,349 --> 00:48:07,452
You think i don't know girls?
I'm pretty good with the girls.

1136
00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:09,354
Are you trying
to straighten me out?

1137
00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:11,256
No.

1138
00:48:11,456 --> 00:48:13,224
I'm just,
maybe, helping you

1139
00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:16,361
Become a more complete version
of yourself.

1140
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:18,129
Can we get out of here?

1141
00:48:18,329 --> 00:48:19,697
Yeah.
You wanna go home?

1142
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:22,600
No! I don't wanna go home,
anywhere but home.

1143
00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:34,712
Wow.

1144
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:37,081
I love
coming back here, son.

1145
00:48:37,281 --> 00:48:39,250
Mm.
It's been a long time.

1146
00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:42,553
Used to smoke weed back there
in between periods.

1147
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,889
Yeah?
Yeah.

1148
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:46,758
I'll ditch class sometimes.

1149
00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:49,527
I'll sit at the bench
by the soccer fields.

1150
00:48:49,727 --> 00:48:51,029
You ditch class?

1151
00:48:51,229 --> 00:48:52,997
Yeah.
I read, but, yeah.

1152
00:48:53,197 --> 00:48:54,332
Really?
Yeah.

1153
00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:57,101
Oh, wow, this is where
your mother would eat lunch

1154
00:48:57,301 --> 00:48:58,336
With her friends
every day.

1155
00:48:58,536 --> 00:48:59,370
Huh.

1156
00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:01,339
That, right there,
is the tree

1157
00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:03,675
You sit under if you wanna get
pooped on by squirrels.

1158
00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:05,576
Well, that's kinda
what it was like,

1159
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,345
Uh, romancing your mother.

1160
00:49:09,981 --> 00:49:11,582
What's the meanest thing
you ever did in high school?

1161
00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:14,319
Isn't everybody a jerk
in high school?

1162
00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:18,056
Being mean, it somehow equates
with being cool.

1163
00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:22,360
Everybody's so lost
and stupid.

1164
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,063
You think we would've been
friends in high school?

1165
00:49:25,263 --> 00:49:26,231
You and me?

1166
00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:28,249
Yeah. Be honest.

1167
00:49:28,449 --> 00:49:30,068
Probably not, huh?

1168
00:49:30,268 --> 00:49:31,369
Yeah,
i don't think so, either.

1169
00:49:31,569 --> 00:49:32,937
Well, i was just such a jerk,
you know?

1170
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:37,475
I wouldn't even have deserved
to be your friend.

1171
00:49:37,675 --> 00:49:38,977
It's okay.

1172
00:49:39,177 --> 00:49:41,312
I'm not offended that you
wouldn't have been

1173
00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:42,313
My hypothetical friend.

1174
00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:45,517
Don't make a joke about it.
I'm serious.

1175
00:49:45,717 --> 00:49:49,087
You're a much better person
than i was in high school.

1176
00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:51,823
You're more thoughtful.
You're more mature.

1177
00:49:52,023 --> 00:49:54,942
Hell, you're a better person
than i am as an adult.

1178
00:49:55,142 --> 00:49:58,062
And you really ought to
stop being self-Deprecating.

1179
00:49:58,262 --> 00:49:59,898
You just use it as armor.

1180
00:50:00,098 --> 00:50:02,500
I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to get you all worked up.

1181
00:50:06,304 --> 00:50:09,541
You know...

1182
00:50:09,741 --> 00:50:11,509
Could you do me a favor?

1183
00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:15,780
The next time somebody
opens up to you,

1184
00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:19,851
Don't think about
their intentions...

1185
00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:23,938
Or where it may be going
or how it might end.

1186
00:50:24,138 --> 00:50:28,025
Even though you might
be embarrassed by it,

1187
00:50:28,225 --> 00:50:31,829
Just put yourself
out there.

1188
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:35,433
You know, you really are
a person worth knowing.

1189
00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:37,468
You really are.

1190
00:50:37,668 --> 00:50:39,753
Mm.

1191
00:50:39,953 --> 00:50:42,039
Yeah.

1192
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:56,253
He's not here yet, huh?

1193
00:50:56,453 --> 00:50:57,922
What?
How did you find me?

1194
00:50:58,122 --> 00:50:59,824
What? I'm your mother. I know
where you are at all times.

1195
00:51:00,024 --> 00:51:01,058
I'd love to tell you
to leave,

1196
00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:02,060
But i know that you won't,

1197
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:04,362
So, please, just stay quiet,
okay?

1198
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:05,930
Don't get involved.
Please?

1199
00:51:06,130 --> 00:51:07,298
Yes, i will.
Thank you.

1200
00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:09,200
Okay. Don't forget
you're in the choir,

1201
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,268
You're in the drama club,

1202
00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:12,637
And you're a huge, essential
part of this entire high school.

1203
00:51:12,837 --> 00:51:14,639
And if there's a hell,
i'll be going there for this.

1204
00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:16,107
Listen to me.
Huh?

1205
00:51:16,307 --> 00:51:19,110
You're in the homestretch,
okay?

1206
00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:20,645
Your grades got you here.

1207
00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:23,581
You just have to convince derek
of your exemplary character.

1208
00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:25,483
Yes, yes. I do.
I have to convince him.

1209
00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:26,517
Yes.
Not we, me.

1210
00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:28,286
Okay. All right.
Okay.

1211
00:51:28,486 --> 00:51:29,821
So then have you thought about
what you're gonna say

1212
00:51:30,021 --> 00:51:30,855
About your experiences
as a gay man?

1213
00:51:31,055 --> 00:51:33,157
Lloyd?
Yes!

1214
00:51:33,357 --> 00:51:35,393
Yes. Uh, thank you, ma'am,
that's all the help i'll need.

1215
00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:36,194
Don't call me ma'am.

1216
00:51:36,394 --> 00:51:37,161
Hi.

1217
00:51:37,361 --> 00:51:38,596
Hi, i'm derek
from the point foundation.

1218
00:51:38,796 --> 00:51:40,097
Hi,
it's nice to meet you.

1219
00:51:40,297 --> 00:51:41,599
So, what is it like
growing up

1220
00:51:41,799 --> 00:51:44,101
Out and gay in venice?

1221
00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:46,537
Uh, sorry, what?

1222
00:51:46,737 --> 00:51:48,172
How do kids here treat you

1223
00:51:48,372 --> 00:51:51,108
When they know you're gay
and open about it?

1224
00:51:51,308 --> 00:51:52,310
Um...

1225
00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:55,446
Well, i don... i don't know
if it's just that i'm,

1226
00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:56,481
Um, a shy personality

1227
00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:58,666
Or if it's this
defense mechanism

1228
00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:00,652
But, uh,
i've survived school

1229
00:52:00,852 --> 00:52:04,172
By not putting myself
in uncomfortable situations.

1230
00:52:04,372 --> 00:52:07,692
Um, it's... it's only
been recently that i've,

1231
00:52:07,892 --> 00:52:10,128
Uh, really let people
get to know me,

1232
00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:13,598
You know, p-Put myself
out there to be judged.

1233
00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:16,684
Um, it's scary, you know,

1234
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:19,445
It's really scary,
but, uh,

1235
00:52:19,645 --> 00:52:22,006
I've been really surprised

1236
00:52:22,206 --> 00:52:25,476
By the inherent kindness
in people.

1237
00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:26,978
That's wonderful.

1238
00:52:27,178 --> 00:52:29,580
To see a young person
who knows who they are

1239
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:31,398
And can speak proudly
about it.

1240
00:52:31,598 --> 00:52:33,142
That's exactly the type
of person

1241
00:52:33,342 --> 00:52:34,686
Our scholarship
is seeking out.

1242
00:52:34,886 --> 00:52:37,355
All that's left is a visit
to your administrators,

1243
00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:39,924
Just to learn about
your leadership skills,

1244
00:52:40,124 --> 00:52:41,459
And we'd like
to get an idea

1245
00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:44,195
Of what your fellow students
think of you.

1246
00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:45,196
My... my fellow students?

1247
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:46,664
I shouldn't be
telling you this,

1248
00:52:46,864 --> 00:52:49,767
But you're looking pretty good
for the scholarship.

1249
00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:52,670
That's great.
Thank you.

1250
00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:54,906
So, what upcoming events
are there?

1251
00:52:55,106 --> 00:52:58,192
Well, um...

1252
00:52:58,392 --> 00:53:01,479
I suppose...

1253
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,748
Prom!

1254
00:53:07,318 --> 00:53:08,352
Hello.

1255
00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:09,387
Hi.

1256
00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:10,788
I'm lloyd's mom.

1257
00:53:10,988 --> 00:53:11,689
Oh!

1258
00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:13,224
I'm maggie.

1259
00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:14,926
No, don't come around!
Oh, she's coming around.

1260
00:53:15,126 --> 00:53:16,027
Hi, there.
Nice to meet you.

1261
00:53:16,227 --> 00:53:17,762
Oh, let's just hug it out.
Am i wrong?

1262
00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:19,731
Here's the thing.

1263
00:53:19,931 --> 00:53:22,100
Lloyd is too shy
to tell you,

1264
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,902
But he has been nominated
as prom king.

1265
00:53:25,102 --> 00:53:26,938
And i think he's gonna win.

1266
00:53:28,472 --> 00:53:30,374
I-It's all set then, lloyd.
I'll see you at prom.

1267
00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:31,542
All right.
Okay.

1268
00:53:31,742 --> 00:53:32,510
Lloyd's mom?
Yes.

1269
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,628
It was nice to meet you.
You too.

1270
00:53:34,828 --> 00:53:36,747
You should be very proud
of your son.

1271
00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:39,750
Thank you.

1272
00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:43,020
You did it!
Shh! Shh!

1273
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,722
We're good!
This is a library.

1274
00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:46,958
Okay, okay, sorry.
Oh, but you were perfect.

1275
00:53:47,158 --> 00:53:48,493
You spoke from the heart.

1276
00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:50,261
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Now please leave.

1277
00:53:50,461 --> 00:53:51,228
It was... okay.
I'm gonna call your dad,

1278
00:53:51,428 --> 00:53:52,263
Even though i hate him.

1279
00:53:52,463 --> 00:53:53,998
Okay, fine.
Thank you. Bye!

1280
00:53:54,198 --> 00:53:55,733
Bye, i love you. Bye!
Bye.

1281
00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:57,602
Bye.

1282
00:53:57,802 --> 00:53:59,537
I refuse to do
our science homework.

1283
00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:01,405
I know.

1284
00:54:06,544 --> 00:54:08,713
Whoa, hey!
I saw you with him!

1285
00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:11,315
Okay, i-I don't know...
you got the wrong guy.

1286
00:54:11,515 --> 00:54:12,516
Don't lie to me,
you whore!

1287
00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:13,718
What?

1288
00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:15,519
I was his first, you skanky bitch!
Whose first?

1289
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,356
Parker's!
Oh, parker?

1290
00:54:18,556 --> 00:54:20,825
You are nothing compared
to my love for parker!

1291
00:54:21,025 --> 00:54:22,360
That self-Important
narcissist?

1292
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,944
Wait, what's going on?

1293
00:54:24,144 --> 00:54:25,329
Oh, my god,
i'm so sorry!

1294
00:54:25,529 --> 00:54:26,831
Break it up!
He's trying to take my man!

1295
00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:28,366
He doesn't go to this school!
Hey!

1296
00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:29,900
You're not even a real cop!
Come on with me.

1297
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,170
Leave him alone!
Stop it!

1298
00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:33,804
Leave me alone!
Ooh, you're strong.

1299
00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:35,439
Oh, you're...
are you all right?

1300
00:54:35,639 --> 00:54:36,774
Y-Yeah, are you?

1301
00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:39,844
Yeah, i'm f... i'm fine.
Let's... let's go. Come on.

1302
00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:41,579
How do you even know
that guy?

1303
00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,097
I don't know him.
Really?

1304
00:54:43,297 --> 00:54:44,615
Never met him before.
No!

1305
00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:45,683
Not a scorned lover?

1306
00:54:45,883 --> 00:54:46,551
No, no.

1307
00:54:46,751 --> 00:54:47,885
Well, i don't...

1308
00:54:48,085 --> 00:54:48,820
Oh.
What?

1309
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:50,137
You've got a little...
it's like...

1310
00:54:50,337 --> 00:54:51,255
Where? Is it

1311
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,257
All right, there you go.
You're good.

1312
00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:55,793
It's a little ticklish.
Yeah.

1313
00:54:55,993 --> 00:54:59,764
Uh, oh, here, ready?
Just... you got a little...

1314
00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:01,649
Just, um...
what? Just...

1315
00:55:01,849 --> 00:55:03,709
Just...yeah.

1316
00:55:03,909 --> 00:55:05,570
How's that?

1317
00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:06,904
That... that's...

1318
00:55:07,104 --> 00:55:08,739
Yeah?
Yeah.

1319
00:55:08,939 --> 00:55:11,375
I've got, like, rocker-Hair
goin' on right now, right?

1320
00:55:11,575 --> 00:55:13,377
Lloyd cooper, whoo!
Yeah, that's you.

1321
00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:14,812
No. Not me.

1322
00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:16,830
So, you ready for prom?

1323
00:55:17,030 --> 00:55:18,707
No, not in the least.

1324
00:55:18,907 --> 00:55:20,384
Me neither.

1325
00:55:20,584 --> 00:55:23,487
You're, uh,
goin' with josh? Right?

1326
00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:25,556
Why does everyone
assume that?

1327
00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:27,758
I mean, just because
i'm a cheerleader

1328
00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:29,327
And he's the quarterback,

1329
00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:31,662
And, i don't know, we've slept
together 200,000 times

1330
00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:33,097
Doesn't make it
a foregone conclusion.

1331
00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:34,965
Right. Ah. My bad.

1332
00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:38,002
Nah, i'm goin' stag
this year.

1333
00:55:38,202 --> 00:55:39,570
Yeah?

1334
00:55:39,770 --> 00:55:41,789
Yeah. The guys at this school
are so dumb.

1335
00:55:41,989 --> 00:55:44,008
And as an added bonus,
it'll piss off my mom.

1336
00:55:44,208 --> 00:55:45,343
Mm.

1337
00:55:45,543 --> 00:55:47,511
Yeah,
i-I'm going by myself, too.

1338
00:55:47,711 --> 00:55:49,180
What? Why?

1339
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:52,450
Boys are lining up
to go with you.

1340
00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:55,920
I'll see you later.

1341
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,555
Uh, carrie?

1342
00:55:57,755 --> 00:56:01,392
Uh, you, uh...
you wouldn't at all

1343
00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:04,795
Be interested in maybe
going to prom with me?

1344
00:56:04,995 --> 00:56:07,532
Uh, really?

1345
00:56:07,732 --> 00:56:11,302
Yeah! Uh, why not?

1346
00:56:11,502 --> 00:56:13,070
I thought you liked boys.

1347
00:56:13,270 --> 00:56:15,673
Uh, i'm asking you

1348
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,809
Because
i...want to go with you.

1349
00:56:19,009 --> 00:56:22,613
I en-Enjoy, um,
spending time with you.

1350
00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:26,817
I... i... you make me laugh,
easily and often.

1351
00:56:27,017 --> 00:56:28,853
When you talk in class,

1352
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:30,788
I actually enjoy hearing
what you have to say,

1353
00:56:30,988 --> 00:56:33,657
As opposed to normally when i
just wanna gouge my eyes out.

1354
00:56:37,461 --> 00:56:41,732
Well...
that just made my day.

1355
00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:43,935
And?

1356
00:56:44,135 --> 00:56:46,804
Let's do this,
it'll be fun.

1357
00:56:47,004 --> 00:56:48,706
Really?
Really.

1358
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,074
Yes.

1359
00:56:58,415 --> 00:56:59,684
Dude.

1360
00:56:59,884 --> 00:57:00,952
What was that?

1361
00:57:01,152 --> 00:57:03,888
Nothin', it was fine.

1362
00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:06,056
She just kissed you
on the cheek?!

1363
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,124
Yeah!
What?!

1364
00:57:07,324 --> 00:57:08,492
Yeah!

1365
00:57:08,692 --> 00:57:10,595
Yeah, dude!

1366
00:57:10,795 --> 00:57:13,965
Okay. Wa-Hoo-Hoo!

1367
00:57:14,165 --> 00:57:18,636
Someone's got a date!

1368
00:57:22,506 --> 00:57:24,875
Max: what, do you take all nine
of these mustards

1369
00:57:25,075 --> 00:57:26,677
And put them together
and eat it?

1370
00:57:26,877 --> 00:57:28,913
There's nothing in here!
There's yogurt.

1371
00:57:30,614 --> 00:57:32,550
Mmm!

1372
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:35,553
You're not actually gonna drink
that concoction, are you?

1373
00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:37,722
Yeah, i am.
And so are you.

1374
00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:39,056
Because you are gonna
get into better shape,

1375
00:57:39,256 --> 00:57:40,424
Aging rock star.

1376
00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:41,725
What is wrong with me, right?
Nothing.

1377
00:57:41,925 --> 00:57:44,094
Lloyd:
hello, parental units!

1378
00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:45,596
Hey!
Hey.

1379
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:48,649
Tons of yogurt in there?
Try it.

1380
00:57:48,849 --> 00:57:51,502
Well, he looks happy
for a change.

1381
00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:55,005
Yeah, maybe it's 'cause he has
a date to the prom.

1382
00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:56,907
I would know
if he had a date to the prom.

1383
00:57:57,107 --> 00:57:59,009
Maybe you wouldn't.

1384
00:57:59,209 --> 00:58:01,846
What?

1385
00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:03,814
He has a date to the prom?

1386
00:58:04,014 --> 00:58:05,683
He got a date for the prom.
How do you know that?

1387
00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:07,785
I guess he told me.

1388
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,687
Have you met the guy?

1389
00:58:09,887 --> 00:58:12,223
What's his name?
How old is he? Who is he?

1390
00:58:12,423 --> 00:58:15,893
Carrie. Aged 17, 18?

1391
00:58:16,093 --> 00:58:18,729
Carrie. I've never met a boy
"carrie,"

1392
00:58:18,929 --> 00:58:21,565
But it's like cary grant.
Is he dashing?

1393
00:58:21,765 --> 00:58:23,200
Carrie is not a boy.

1394
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,902
What?

1395
00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:26,920
Carrie is a girl.

1396
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,739
I don't get it.

1397
00:58:28,939 --> 00:58:32,610
I don't really know how i could
make that any clearer.

1398
00:58:32,810 --> 00:58:34,812
Oh.

1399
00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:36,814
Great.

1400
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,148
So typical of you.

1401
00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:39,784
Oh!

1402
00:58:39,984 --> 00:58:42,019
Great, that was good.

1403
00:58:45,155 --> 00:58:47,692
You planned this.
I know you did.

1404
00:58:47,892 --> 00:58:49,927
You confused him
into asking a girl out.

1405
00:58:50,127 --> 00:58:51,962
I did not!
It's what you do.

1406
00:58:52,162 --> 00:58:56,366
It is amazing how a great moment
for our son occurs,

1407
00:58:56,566 --> 00:59:00,771
And somehow you think it's some
kind of attack on you!

1408
00:59:00,971 --> 00:59:03,173
Maybe you're having trouble
accepting this,

1409
00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:05,576
But listen to me now...
our son is gay.

1410
00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:08,946
And shoving him face first
out of the closet

1411
00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:10,447
Is what you think is best?

1412
00:59:10,647 --> 00:59:11,749
That's not what i'm doing.

1413
00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:14,952
And i really don't care
what you think is best for him.

1414
00:59:15,152 --> 00:59:16,654
I'm sorry.
I just don't, okay?

1415
00:59:16,854 --> 00:59:18,856
'Cause i've been here,
here, for 17 years,

1416
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:19,990
Day in and day out.

1417
00:59:20,190 --> 00:59:22,442
The amount of time
that you've spent with him

1418
00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:24,836
Adds up to, i don't know,
a celebrity marriage?

1419
00:59:25,036 --> 00:59:27,231
So, you know what?
You just don't get to say.

1420
00:59:27,431 --> 00:59:29,633
I'm here! I'm here now!

1421
00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:32,770
I'm doing my best, and, you
know, if you keep this up,

1422
00:59:32,970 --> 00:59:34,371
Lloyd is going to hate you.

1423
00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:37,841
And i wouldn't blame him
one iota.

1424
00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:40,144
Yeah, good.
I get it now.

1425
00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:42,629
You get to be best buds
with him... fine!

1426
00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:44,915
Take him out, get him drunk,
pick up girls,

1427
00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:47,618
I don't care, but when the time
comes to pay for shit,

1428
00:59:47,818 --> 00:59:49,386
Don't come to me
because i'll be here

1429
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:52,289
Trying to figure out a way to pay
for college on the east coast.

1430
00:59:52,489 --> 00:59:53,958
You could never,
ever, ever do it,

1431
00:59:54,158 --> 00:59:56,126
And i know you can't because
you've never been there for me

1432
00:59:56,326 --> 00:59:58,629
Because you're just
a deadbeat dad!

1433
01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:08,639
Sorry, lloyd.

1434
01:00:17,648 --> 01:00:20,651
Well, what are you doin'
out here?

1435
01:00:26,190 --> 01:00:28,659
Hey,
so, a prom date, huh?

1436
01:00:28,859 --> 01:00:30,894
Yeah. Mm-Hmm.

1437
01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:33,130
Is she pretty?

1438
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,698
Uh, yeah.

1439
01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:44,708
Fix that tablecloth!

1440
01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:46,710
Where are those chairs going?

1441
01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:00,658
Less smiling, more working!

1442
01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:04,395
Barbara wolf demands this prom
be perfect!

1443
01:01:30,454 --> 01:01:32,089
Hey, dad.

1444
01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:36,493
You like it?

1445
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:38,462
You look like a man.

1446
01:01:38,662 --> 01:01:39,930
Thank you.

1447
01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:41,898
Okay, i got it. I got it.
Okay. Here i am.

1448
01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:43,667
So handsome.

1449
01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:46,537
What are you doin' here?

1450
01:01:46,737 --> 01:01:51,075
I thought i might
cook you dinner.

1451
01:01:51,275 --> 01:01:51,975
A little peace offering.

1452
01:01:52,175 --> 01:01:53,077
Lloyd: mom? Dad?

1453
01:01:53,277 --> 01:01:56,614
Is there, uh, somethin'
you wanna tell me?

1454
01:01:56,814 --> 01:01:59,917
No, i have not forgiven him yet.
Wait, i'm coming down.

1455
01:02:01,418 --> 01:02:02,853
Okay, i want a full shot, full shot!
Okay, all right.

1456
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:04,788
Okay. Look at me.

1457
01:02:04,988 --> 01:02:07,257
You're so handsome.
Thank you.

1458
01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:10,227
Oh, my god.
Look at you.

1459
01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:13,430
Oh, okay. Ready?
Mm.

1460
01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:14,632
Three...

1461
01:02:14,832 --> 01:02:15,833
Both: two. One.

1462
01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:16,834
There you go.

1463
01:02:17,034 --> 01:02:17,935
Have fun, be safe.

1464
01:02:18,135 --> 01:02:19,470
Okay, yeah, you too.
Unh-Unh, mm.

1465
01:02:19,670 --> 01:02:20,938
See you, dad.

1466
01:02:21,138 --> 01:02:21,939
Bye.

1467
01:02:22,139 --> 01:02:25,109
Good night.

1468
01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:32,316
This better be
an epic dinner.

1469
01:02:32,516 --> 01:02:35,152
Barbecue.

1470
01:02:57,474 --> 01:02:59,476
Maggie?

1471
01:03:04,481 --> 01:03:06,550
Well, i have no idea
what to expect, but...

1472
01:03:13,023 --> 01:03:15,575
Young man:
you guys look great.

1473
01:03:15,775 --> 01:03:18,328
Well, thank you.
I appreciate it.

1474
01:03:18,528 --> 01:03:21,231
Hey.

1475
01:03:25,869 --> 01:03:28,005
Hi.
Hi.

1476
01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:29,139
You look so cute!

1477
01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:30,807
I love your dress.
It's so glamorous.

1478
01:03:31,007 --> 01:03:33,277
Thank you.
Have fun tonight.

1479
01:03:42,386 --> 01:03:44,888
Freeze!
What are you doin', punk?

1480
01:03:45,088 --> 01:03:47,824
Give me that.
Give it to me.

1481
01:03:53,096 --> 01:03:54,898
Hi, guys. How are you?

1482
01:03:59,102 --> 01:04:03,006
Don't you think you're just
a little old for the prom?

1483
01:04:03,206 --> 01:04:04,107
Hi.

1484
01:04:04,307 --> 01:04:05,209
Hmm.

1485
01:04:07,044 --> 01:04:08,345
Look at them.

1486
01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:13,283
Come on, let him be.
Let's go.

1487
01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:15,986
Why isn't she dancing?
She seems upright.

1488
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,654
She's just not right
for him.

1489
01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:19,489
Let 'em have their fun.
Maybe we can have some fun.

1490
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:21,041
She probably doesn't even
like to dance.

1491
01:04:21,241 --> 01:04:22,634
She just seems like that type
who's like,

1492
01:04:22,834 --> 01:04:24,228
"Ew, i don't wanna get
my dress dirty."

1493
01:04:24,428 --> 01:04:25,763
You've gotta quit
bashing carrie.

1494
01:04:25,963 --> 01:04:28,966
Listen to me, i have somebody
better for lloyd... better!

1495
01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:30,234
And he's gonna be here
any minute now,

1496
01:04:30,434 --> 01:04:32,903
And it's just gonna be perfect,
and it has to happen

1497
01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:34,504
Because the scholarship rep
is here!

1498
01:04:34,704 --> 01:04:36,040
You gotta be kidding me!

1499
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,275
He arranged this date.
He did!

1500
01:04:38,475 --> 01:04:40,044
Let him be!

1501
01:04:40,244 --> 01:04:43,013
This could all blow up right now
because of her!

1502
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:44,881
It is time
to leave him alone.

1503
01:04:45,081 --> 01:04:46,950
So let's go. Now!

1504
01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:48,201
Excuse me.

1505
01:04:48,401 --> 01:04:49,253
You okay?

1506
01:04:49,453 --> 01:04:52,889
Yeah, i'll be right back.

1507
01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:54,058
Okay.

1508
01:04:54,258 --> 01:04:55,292
Okay.
Okay.

1509
01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:56,293
Good.

1510
01:04:56,493 --> 01:05:00,030
What... no, no, no!

1511
01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:10,440
Okay. Okay.

1512
01:05:29,626 --> 01:05:31,428
Beautiful dress.

1513
01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:34,064
Oh, thank you.
Cool jacket.

1514
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:35,682
Vintage?
Yeah, yeah.

1515
01:05:35,882 --> 01:05:37,301
I rock the vintage.

1516
01:05:38,335 --> 01:05:39,837
I'm lloyd's mom.

1517
01:05:40,037 --> 01:05:41,972
Oh! I-It's so nice
to finally meet you!

1518
01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:43,907
I'm... i'm carrie.
Oh, i know who you are.

1519
01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:47,311
You're the girl tryin' to steal
my son away from me.

1520
01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:48,445
I'm kidding.

1521
01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:50,180
Oh, my god.

1522
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:51,715
You should see your face.

1523
01:05:51,915 --> 01:05:53,066
You were like, "what?"

1524
01:05:53,266 --> 01:05:54,218
Yeah.
Pale.

1525
01:05:54,418 --> 01:05:55,919
That was...
that was funny.

1526
01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:57,587
You're barbara wolf's
daughter, right?

1527
01:05:57,787 --> 01:05:59,857
Yeah.

1528
01:06:00,057 --> 01:06:01,441
"I'm barbara wolf."

1529
01:06:01,641 --> 01:06:02,826
She knows everybody.

1530
01:06:03,026 --> 01:06:05,445
Did you know lloyd
used to dress up

1531
01:06:05,645 --> 01:06:08,065
In my clothes
when he was a kid?

1532
01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:10,934
No,
i-I did not know that.

1533
01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:13,970
Here's the weird thing...
his favorite dress of mine

1534
01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:16,589
Was exactly like the dress
you're wearing.

1535
01:06:16,789 --> 01:06:19,209
You don't say.
I-I-I didn't know that.

1536
01:06:19,409 --> 01:06:21,712
Isn't that a coinkidink?

1537
01:06:21,912 --> 01:06:23,013
Um...
kinda crazy.

1538
01:06:23,213 --> 01:06:24,264
A huge coinkidink.

1539
01:06:24,464 --> 01:06:25,315
Yeah.

1540
01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:27,117
He used to put on
these shows

1541
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:29,336
And dance and sing
around the house.

1542
01:06:29,536 --> 01:06:31,346
It was adorable.
Well, i'm sure.

1543
01:06:31,546 --> 01:06:33,357
I would've loved
to have seen it.

1544
01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:34,858
It sounds hilarious.

1545
01:06:35,058 --> 01:06:36,727
But lately he's not putting on
shows around the house.

1546
01:06:36,927 --> 01:06:40,397
It's just sort of different
at my place.

1547
01:06:40,597 --> 01:06:41,899
Uh...

1548
01:06:42,099 --> 01:06:44,501
It's really as if
you came along,

1549
01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:46,403
And now he's confused.

1550
01:06:46,603 --> 01:06:49,756
Uh, i'm sorry,
mrs. Cooper,

1551
01:06:49,956 --> 01:06:52,910
I-I don't think
i understand.

1552
01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:56,646
It's like his whole life,
lloyd was a vegetarian,

1553
01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,183
And now suddenly
he likes beef.

1554
01:06:59,383 --> 01:07:02,352
Well, can't he like vegetables
and beef?

1555
01:07:02,552 --> 01:07:03,887
Okay.

1556
01:07:04,087 --> 01:07:07,224
We both want what's best
for lloyd, right?

1557
01:07:07,424 --> 01:07:08,892
Well, of course.
Mrs. Cooper,

1558
01:07:09,092 --> 01:07:11,128
I think your son
is a wonderful person.

1559
01:07:11,328 --> 01:07:12,846
I-I like him a lot.

1560
01:07:13,046 --> 01:07:14,656
Okay. So let's do this.

1561
01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:16,466
Let's have a girls' secret.

1562
01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:17,935
A secret?

1563
01:07:18,135 --> 01:07:19,570
Here's what's gonna happen.
Mm-Hmm?

1564
01:07:19,770 --> 01:07:22,139
You know how some people
go to prom together?

1565
01:07:22,339 --> 01:07:23,607
Uh-Huh.

1566
01:07:23,807 --> 01:07:28,545
Sometimes people take
a cab home.

1567
01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:30,347
Okay?

1568
01:07:38,288 --> 01:07:41,158
And you gotta be careful
in new york, like, i don't know.

1569
01:07:41,358 --> 01:07:42,742
You're...
you're pretty cute,

1570
01:07:42,942 --> 01:07:44,127
And new york's pretty hard.

1571
01:07:44,327 --> 01:07:45,595
They're gonna... they're gonna
eat you up out there, man.

1572
01:07:45,795 --> 01:07:46,630
Come on.

1573
01:07:46,830 --> 01:07:47,798
Yeah, you gotta start
working out or somethin'.

1574
01:07:47,998 --> 01:07:49,466
I'll be fine.
Hey.

1575
01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:50,334
Hi!
Hi, guys.

1576
01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:51,735
Do you mind if i talk to lloyd
for just a second?

1577
01:07:51,935 --> 01:07:52,636
Just a second.

1578
01:07:52,836 --> 01:07:54,571
Sorry.
What's up?

1579
01:07:54,771 --> 01:07:56,039
Um, your mom
was in the bathroom,

1580
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:57,741
And she tried to pay me
to get me to leave.

1581
01:07:57,941 --> 01:08:00,143
Are you kidding?
Where is she?

1582
01:08:00,343 --> 01:08:02,512
Okay, first of all,
what are you doing here?

1583
01:08:02,712 --> 01:08:04,014
There are a lot
of parents here.

1584
01:08:04,214 --> 01:08:06,416
There are parents here
chaperoning, sure.

1585
01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:07,951
There is nobody else here

1586
01:08:08,151 --> 01:08:10,086
Who is sabotaging their kid's
life like you are mine.

1587
01:08:10,286 --> 01:08:11,388
That is not true!

1588
01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:12,756
So you didn't just try to pay
carrie to leave?

1589
01:08:12,956 --> 01:08:15,025
I-I'm sorry...
it's okay.

1590
01:08:15,225 --> 01:08:16,827
Apologize to her right now,
and go home.

1591
01:08:17,027 --> 01:08:18,395
Don't talk to me
like that.

1592
01:08:18,595 --> 01:08:19,562
I have had it with you!

1593
01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:20,897
I am trying to help you!

1594
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:22,032
You are not helping me!

1595
01:08:22,232 --> 01:08:23,400
I am...
what are you talking about?

1596
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,202
You can't do this on your own.
I have to be here.

1597
01:08:25,402 --> 01:08:26,670
No, i can do this on my own.
I'm fine!

1598
01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:28,538
Dan, dan! Hey!
Dan. Who is dan?

1599
01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:31,174
This is my son, lloyd.

1600
01:08:31,374 --> 01:08:32,843
I've heard so much about you.
Nice to meet you.

1601
01:08:33,043 --> 01:08:34,344
Dan loves to read,
he's a pisces,

1602
01:08:34,544 --> 01:08:35,345
And he loves "sailor moon."

1603
01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:37,147
Wasn't that
your favorite show?

1604
01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:38,415
I love "sailor moon."
Who's your favorite sailor?

1605
01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:40,017
Sailor mercury.
Dan, i'm sorry.

1606
01:08:40,217 --> 01:08:41,885
Uh, you've been tricked
into coming down here.

1607
01:08:42,085 --> 01:08:43,220
My mom is insane.
You need to leave.

1608
01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:45,388
No! My son is trying to teach me
a lesson about meddling,

1609
01:08:45,588 --> 01:08:47,557
But you should stay.
Because this is all about you, right?

1610
01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:49,509
No...
do you like italian food, dan?

1611
01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:51,461
Yeah, i love italian fo...
come here.

1612
01:08:53,296 --> 01:08:55,299
Wow.

1613
01:08:55,499 --> 01:08:56,366
How was that?

1614
01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:01,238
Good. Come here.

1615
01:09:01,438 --> 01:09:04,474
'cause i don't know a thing
about you

1616
01:09:07,344 --> 01:09:10,347
oh, don't stop

1617
01:09:10,547 --> 01:09:14,484
'cause i don't want to know
a single thing about you

1618
01:09:17,621 --> 01:09:20,156
everything's perfect

1619
01:09:20,356 --> 01:09:21,591
Uh

1620
01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:25,595
Now, please go home.
You should not be here.

1621
01:09:25,795 --> 01:09:26,697
I...

1622
01:09:26,897 --> 01:09:28,365
No.
Come on, carrie, let's go.

1623
01:09:28,565 --> 01:09:30,817
Derek, listen.

1624
01:09:31,017 --> 01:09:33,070
I am so sorry.

1625
01:09:33,270 --> 01:09:35,238
I have been lying to you
this whole time.

1626
01:09:35,438 --> 01:09:37,774
My mom submitted me for the
scholarship without my knowledge.

1627
01:09:37,974 --> 01:09:39,142
I do not deserve it.

1628
01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:40,410
You should give it
to somebody who does.

1629
01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:41,545
I'm really sorry.
Wait.

1630
01:09:41,745 --> 01:09:43,113
What?

1631
01:09:43,313 --> 01:09:45,915
Are you telling me...
you're not gay?

1632
01:09:46,115 --> 01:09:48,718
I don't know.
I really don't know.

1633
01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:50,220
Honestly, i

1634
01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:53,356
Why is everybody so intent
on putting a label on me?

1635
01:09:53,556 --> 01:09:55,525
I have no idea if i'm gay
or straight.

1636
01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:57,160
I'd never even kissed anybody

1637
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,012
Until about 30 seconds ago,
okay?

1638
01:09:59,212 --> 01:10:00,864
I don't know.
Is that all right?

1639
01:10:01,064 --> 01:10:02,399
Good night.
Come on.

1640
01:10:02,599 --> 01:10:03,734
don't stop

1641
01:10:03,934 --> 01:10:07,370
'cause i don't want to know
a single thing about you

1642
01:10:17,447 --> 01:10:19,216
Lloyd!
Yes?

1643
01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:21,251
You can just kiss
new york goodbye

1644
01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:22,569
Because i can't pay
for it.

1645
01:10:22,769 --> 01:10:23,687
I cannot pay for it.

1646
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:26,656
And you just made it completely
clear you don't want my help.

1647
01:10:26,856 --> 01:10:29,659
I don't want your help.
No, i really don't.

1648
01:10:29,859 --> 01:10:31,395
If i wanna go to nyu,

1649
01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:32,762
I will save up the money
on my own

1650
01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:34,097
And i will
get myself there.

1651
01:10:34,297 --> 01:10:36,166
It's not even about nyu.
I don't care about nyu.

1652
01:10:36,366 --> 01:10:39,402
I just wanted to get as far away
from you as i could.

1653
01:10:44,507 --> 01:10:47,043
Principal mackie:
well, now you all know me.

1654
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:51,881
I'm principal mackie,
and, uh, well, i'd just like to

1655
01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:54,584
Welcome all you
woodbridge students,

1656
01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:55,819
Uh, to our prom.

1657
01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:57,487
And now,

1658
01:10:57,687 --> 01:11:02,559
Barbara wolf will announce
the winners of prom court!

1659
01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:12,169
I know
that there is something

1660
01:11:12,369 --> 01:11:15,038
That we have all been
waiting for...

1661
01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:17,907
Who our prom king and queen
are tonight!

1662
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,677
Here we go.

1663
01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:23,513
Oh, my gosh!

1664
01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:28,051
My own baby, carrie wolf,
is prom queen!

1665
01:11:28,251 --> 01:11:30,587
Oh, i'm so proud of her!

1666
01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:32,522
Carrie wolf and...

1667
01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:36,609
Prom king is lloyd cooper?

1668
01:11:36,809 --> 01:11:40,697
Yeah-Ha-Ha-Hah!
Whoo!

1669
01:11:40,897 --> 01:11:42,866
Carrie?

1670
01:11:43,066 --> 01:11:44,835
They left.

1671
01:11:45,035 --> 01:11:50,507
Son of a mother shh-Ackin' son
my mother f-Fist in the...

1672
01:11:51,908 --> 01:11:53,760
Oh, it's fine.

1673
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:55,720
Our winners.

1674
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:57,681
Oh, it's all...

1675
01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:02,185
Yes. Oh, yes.

1676
01:12:02,385 --> 01:12:03,887
Barbara wolf says,

1677
01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:08,591
"Enjoy your starry,
starry magical night."

1678
01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:11,594
Dance, shoo, go everyone,
dance!

1679
01:12:22,072 --> 01:12:26,326
there's wood for the fire

1680
01:12:26,526 --> 01:12:30,780
but there's no matches

1681
01:12:32,482 --> 01:12:34,100
Maggie:
what, i'm your mother!

1682
01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:35,919
I know where you are
at all times!

1683
01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:37,254
Let me tie your shoes.

1684
01:12:37,454 --> 01:12:38,755
What do you think about
when you...

1685
01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:40,323
Are you seeing anyone?

1686
01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:41,658
Let me do up that shirt for you.

1687
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:42,893
When was your first kiss?

1688
01:12:43,093 --> 01:12:44,728
I love you.
I'm never gonna leave you.

1689
01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:45,862
Do you...dust?

1690
01:12:46,062 --> 01:12:49,132
Lloyd, are you gay?

1691
01:13:59,636 --> 01:14:00,704
You ready?

1692
01:14:00,904 --> 01:14:02,756
So ready.

1693
01:14:02,956 --> 01:14:04,808
All right.

1694
01:14:08,878 --> 01:14:11,614
Hey!
What's she doin' here?

1695
01:14:11,814 --> 01:14:13,683
Wow.

1696
01:14:18,054 --> 01:14:22,091
You thought i was just gonna let
you go without saying goodbye?

1697
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,994
Come here.

1698
01:14:24,194 --> 01:14:26,396
Oh, i'm gonna miss you.

1699
01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:29,015
I'm gonna miss you, too.

1700
01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:31,008
Hey, listen, thank you.

1701
01:14:31,208 --> 01:14:32,802
For what?

1702
01:14:33,002 --> 01:14:34,971
For being my friend,
really.

1703
01:14:35,171 --> 01:14:37,323
I wish it happened sooner,
but...

1704
01:14:37,523 --> 01:14:39,676
Better late than never, right?
Yeah.

1705
01:14:40,910 --> 01:14:42,679
I, um...
i got you something.

1706
01:14:42,879 --> 01:14:43,747
Oh!

1707
01:14:43,947 --> 01:14:46,850
Yes.
Little going-Away present.

1708
01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:49,753
I've, um...
i've been saving up.

1709
01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:52,088
N-New york city is, like,
super super expensive.

1710
01:14:52,288 --> 01:14:53,990
Oh, my gosh.
Are you kidding me?

1711
01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:59,763
I can't... i can't take this.
Yes! Yes!

1712
01:14:59,963 --> 01:15:04,033
It's yours. And the next time
i find myself in new york city,

1713
01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:06,202
You can pay me back by letting
me crash at your place,

1714
01:15:06,402 --> 01:15:07,537
For life.

1715
01:15:07,737 --> 01:15:10,022
You know i got the scholarship,
right?

1716
01:15:10,222 --> 01:15:12,308
W-What? Wait, how?
How did this happen?

1717
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:14,978
Well, apparently, bisexual
or questioning still qualifies.

1718
01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:19,148
Derek was super-Impressed
that he was honest,

1719
01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:20,817
So that clinched the deal.

1720
01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:23,219
Doing the right thing paid off,
who knew?

1721
01:15:23,419 --> 01:15:24,587
Lloyd

1722
01:15:24,787 --> 01:15:26,322
Oh, my god!
I'm so happy for you.

1723
01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,224
Here, here, here, here,
please. Come on.

1724
01:15:28,424 --> 01:15:30,126
No, no, you know what?
Take it, you know?

1725
01:15:30,326 --> 01:15:31,795
I-I still want a place
to stay,

1726
01:15:31,995 --> 01:15:33,963
And the scholarship
won't cover everything, so...

1727
01:15:34,163 --> 01:15:35,999
You are just the best.
You're just the best.

1728
01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:37,834
Come here. Mm.
Ah.

1729
01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:39,235
All right, get out of here
before i take you with me.

1730
01:15:39,435 --> 01:15:40,937
Mm, i wish you would.

1731
01:15:44,741 --> 01:15:46,843
You all right?

1732
01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:47,977
Yeah.
Are you crying?

1733
01:15:48,177 --> 01:15:49,813
Maybe.

1734
01:15:50,013 --> 01:15:52,982
What's wrong with a dad bein'
sad his kid's goin' away?

1735
01:15:53,182 --> 01:15:54,951
Come here.
You're goin'.

1736
01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:56,753
You're gonna fly.
I love you.

1737
01:15:56,953 --> 01:15:58,021
I love you, too, dad.

1738
01:15:58,221 --> 01:16:01,057
You are gonna kick ass
in that town.

1739
01:16:02,892 --> 01:16:04,560
You are just... you are not
gonna believe it.

1740
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,129
It's such a cool place.
Can't wait.

1741
01:16:06,329 --> 01:16:08,831
You are gonna have the most fun.
I will.

1742
01:16:09,031 --> 01:16:09,899
Wait!

1743
01:16:10,099 --> 01:16:12,135
I'm right here, mom!

1744
01:16:17,106 --> 01:16:19,409
A couple things.

1745
01:16:19,609 --> 01:16:22,345
I gotta go or i'm gonna miss my flight, okay?
I know, i know. Here.

1746
01:16:22,545 --> 01:16:23,513
Okay.

1747
01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:24,714
Did you pack your i.D.?
Yeah.

1748
01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:25,882
Warm clothes?
Yes.

1749
01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:27,617
It's winter there, you know.
Yeah.

1750
01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:29,185
Okay.
I'm good.

1751
01:16:29,385 --> 01:16:30,553
I'm gonna miss you.

1752
01:16:30,753 --> 01:16:32,989
I'm gonna miss you, too.

1753
01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:35,091
Yeah?
Yeah.

1754
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:37,660
Even all your wildly
inappropriate stories.

1755
01:16:37,860 --> 01:16:40,330
Come here.

1756
01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:43,616
I love you, mom.

1757
01:16:43,816 --> 01:16:45,234
I love you, too.

1758
01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:46,836
I love you.

1759
01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:48,972
Okay, we're gonna let go, okay?
Okay.

1760
01:16:49,172 --> 01:16:51,908
On three, two, one.
Let's do three, two, one, ready?

1761
01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:52,842
Three, two, one.
Okay.

1762
01:16:53,042 --> 01:16:54,711
Good. Good. Oh.
Oh, i wasn't ready.

1763
01:16:54,911 --> 01:16:56,462
Okay, that's okay.
Ready?

1764
01:16:56,662 --> 01:16:58,214
Both:
three, two, one.

1765
01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:01,734
See? There you go.

1766
01:17:01,934 --> 01:17:03,753
I love you, mom.

1767
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:06,189
Okay.

1768
01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:09,192
Hey.
Huh?

1769
01:17:09,392 --> 01:17:11,394
You don't hate me, huh?

1770
01:17:11,594 --> 01:17:13,463
No.

1771
01:17:13,663 --> 01:17:15,732
Okay.
He doesn't hate me.

1772
01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:17,433
Good.

1773
01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:19,102
Keep an eye on her,
all right, carrie?

1774
01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:20,737
Absolutely.

1775
01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:22,488
Bye, lloyd.

1776
01:17:22,688 --> 01:17:24,240
Bye.
Bye.

1777
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,294
Okay.

1778
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:41,851
Surprise!

1779
01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:43,302
Hey!

1780
01:18:43,502 --> 01:18:44,554
Hi!
Hi.

1781
01:18:44,754 --> 01:18:46,556
Happy birthday.

1782
01:18:46,756 --> 01:18:49,225
My birthday's not for another
six months. You know that.

1783
01:18:49,425 --> 01:18:50,927
Yeah,
but the security guard

1784
01:18:51,127 --> 01:18:53,262
I had to bribe downstairs
does not.

1785
01:18:53,462 --> 01:18:54,864
Uh-Huh.

1786
01:18:55,064 --> 01:18:56,266
Hi.

1787
01:18:56,466 --> 01:18:59,068
What are you doing
in new york city?

1788
01:18:59,268 --> 01:19:02,071
Well, i had these frequent flyer
miles i had to use,

1789
01:19:02,271 --> 01:19:03,572
So i just thought,
"i'll come see my son!"

1790
01:19:03,772 --> 01:19:05,074
You don't have
frequent flyer miles, though.

1791
01:19:05,274 --> 01:19:06,776
No, i don't.
No.

1792
01:19:06,976 --> 01:19:08,278
But your dad does.

1793
01:19:08,478 --> 01:19:11,781
And, uh,
he's downstairs.

1794
01:19:11,981 --> 01:19:13,182
Right now?
Yeah.

1795
01:19:13,382 --> 01:19:15,985
'Cause, um,
we're here together.

1796
01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:18,554
Really?
Yeah.

1797
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:20,223
Mom,
that's so good to hear.

1798
01:19:20,423 --> 01:19:21,057
It's okay, huh?

1799
01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:23,760
That's great, yeah!
Okay.

1800
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,795
Um, so
do you wanna have dinner?

1801
01:19:25,995 --> 01:19:27,830
No, yeah, that'd be great.
Really?

1802
01:19:28,030 --> 01:19:28,798
Yeah, yeah, of course!

1803
01:19:28,998 --> 01:19:30,233
Okay. We made
a reservation and...

1804
01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:31,734
Perfect!
Yeah, of course.

1805
01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:35,071
Okay.
It's really great in here.

1806
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:38,808
Reservations for how many?

1807
01:19:40,843 --> 01:19:43,046
Mom?

1808
01:19:43,246 --> 01:19:47,016
betsy, cut my dress
a little shorter

1809
01:19:47,216 --> 01:19:50,086
get me ready for my video

1810
01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:55,124
one take,
i'll shake it up on mtv

1811
01:19:55,324 --> 01:19:57,160
all eyes on me

1812
01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:01,164
john, make my platforms
a little higher

1813
01:20:01,364 --> 01:20:05,067
i gotta walk without my band

1814
01:20:05,267 --> 01:20:07,904
all eyes on me

1815
01:20:08,104 --> 01:20:11,807
they say i'm folk,
but i like bowie

1816
01:20:12,007 --> 01:20:13,977
whoaaa

1817
01:20:14,177 --> 01:20:15,878
those were the '90s

1818
01:20:16,078 --> 01:20:17,213
whoaaaa

1819
01:20:17,413 --> 01:20:19,549
and time flies so fast

1820
01:20:19,749 --> 01:20:20,950
whoaaaa

1821
01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:23,719
you say you love me then

1822
01:20:23,919 --> 01:20:26,372
but i don't wanna go back

1823
01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:29,025
we let our hair grow long

1824
01:20:29,225 --> 01:20:30,326
so long

1825
01:20:30,526 --> 01:20:33,746
got biker boots
and wrote tough songs

1826
01:20:33,946 --> 01:20:37,374
so i'm the angel,
she's the demon

1827
01:20:37,574 --> 01:20:41,003
all the words
have too much meaning

1828
01:20:41,203 --> 01:20:42,271
whoaaaa

1829
01:20:42,471 --> 01:20:44,941
those were the '90s

1830
01:20:45,141 --> 01:20:46,175
whoaaaa

1831
01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:48,311
and time flies so fast

1832
01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:49,712
whoaaaa

1833
01:20:49,912 --> 01:20:52,515
you say you love me then

1834
01:20:52,715 --> 01:20:55,701
but i don't wanna go back

1835
01:20:55,901 --> 01:20:58,688
no, i don't wanna go back

1836
01:20:58,888 --> 01:21:02,291
he can't spit out
what he thinks

1837
01:21:02,491 --> 01:21:05,761
waits to hear
and then agrees

1838
01:21:05,961 --> 01:21:09,232
still sends me a limousine

1839
01:21:09,432 --> 01:21:11,300
so alternative

1840
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:16,505
just like everybody else
in the mainstream

1841
01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:19,208
1, 2, 3, go

1842
01:21:29,018 --> 01:21:33,155
no, i don't wanna go...
wanna go back

1843
01:21:33,355 --> 01:21:34,957
whoaaaa

1844
01:21:35,157 --> 01:21:36,525
those were the '90s

1845
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:38,694
whoaaaa

1846
01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:40,496
and time flies so fast

1847
01:21:40,696 --> 01:21:42,298
whoaaaa

1848
01:21:42,498 --> 01:21:44,834
you say you love me then

1849
01:21:45,034 --> 01:21:48,087
but i don't wanna go back

1850
01:21:48,287 --> 01:21:50,731
no, i don't wanna go back

1851
01:21:50,931 --> 01:21:53,404
i don't wanna go back

1852
01:21:53,604 --> 01:21:56,326
you can't bend the past

1853
01:21:56,526 --> 01:21:59,288
sure, i liked it then

1854
01:21:59,488 --> 01:22:02,251
but i don't wanna go back

1855
01:22:02,451 --> 01:22:04,120
whoaaaa

1856
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:07,239
those were the '90s

1857
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:10,359
i don't wanna go back